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Wait.

Okay.

We take the Emperor's soul...
And put it in Necrodermis.
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>>20605809

Cover it in chocolate
and a miracle or two!
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>>20605818
THE CANDY MAN C'TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!
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>>20605824

The candyman c'tan cause he mixes it with death and makes the world taste good!
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The Candyman - during the War in Heaven this C'tan was well known for its sweet tasty snacks.

It was active well away from the frontlines baking tasty treats for the Necrontyr, and after they became the Necrons it retreated to its own candy-planet to live in seclusion with its worshippers and alien slaves. Always baking, always sweetening. Until the Silent King declared vengeance on the C'tan, and baked the Candyman into necrodermis cupcakes.
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>>20605824
Holy fuck I'm dying over here
Someone get my sides, they're out of control.
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>this thread
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>>20605908
Fun fact:He ad libbed that whole scene, the other actor's reactions where completely genuine, they thought he had gone insane.
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You call that singing /tg/? My elderly mother could sing better than that, and she needs a vocalizer.

We're going to do this right, and we're going to be perfect before Moot arrives and you all embarrass me. From the top!
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>>20605908
>40k in a candy coated nutshell
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I have no idea what just happened.
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>>20605918
bullshit

that's the only song in that movie from the actual book
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067992/trivia
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mfw this thread
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>>20605943
You're both right. From the actor's perspective (the children and parents), he ad libbed it, and thought he lost his mind, because they were not told what to expect.

Wilder. The tunnel. None of it.

Definitely 2spooky in that mind-set.
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>>20605970
They did the same thing with the room where everything was edible, none of the actors were allowed to see the set until they filmed that scene.
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screen capped the first 5 posts for posterity
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>ITT: A thread gets ruined because people talk about how good the thread is instead of adding to it
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WHO CAN TAKE A PRIMARCH, SPRINKLE HIM WITH LOVE?
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I want to make love with this candy c'tan.
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Floss weapons instead of gauss weapons?
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>>20606025
My god you use an ugly style sheet.
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>>20606013
All right, motherfucker. Hold onto your fucking pants. Watch it as we kick this shit.

>Music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9B_6PH4dhU

>Starting line
WHO CAN TAKE A PRIMARCH, SPRINKLE HIM WITH LOVE?

COVER IT IN HERESY
AND SOME XENO WARP TECH?!
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>>20606071
WHO CAN TAKE A PRIMARCH, SPRINKLE HIM WITH LOVE?

COVER IT IN HERESY
AND SOME XENO WARP TECH?!

THE CANDY MAN
THE CANDY MAN C'TAAAAAAAN
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All right niggas writing this up now. This shit better not 404 for when I get back.
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>>20606090
WHO CAN TAKE A PRIMARCH, SPRINKLE HIM WITH LOVE?

COVER IT IN HERESY
AND SOME XENO WARP TECH?!

THE CANDY MAN
THE CANDY MAN C'TAAAAAAAN

THE CANDY MAN C'TAN; WHO WANTS TO DESTROY THE WARP AND MAKE IT CHO-CO-LAAAAAAAATE~
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WHO CAN TAKE A PRIMARCH, SPRINKLE HIM WITH LOVE?

COVER IT IN HERESY
AND SOME XENO WARP TECH?!

THE CANDY MAN
THE CANDY MAN C'TAAAAAAAN

THE CANDY MAN C'TAN BECAUSE HE MIXES IT WITH DEATH AND MAKES THE WORLD TASTE GOOD!

WHO CAN TAKE A HIVE WORLD?
TURN IT INTO A TOMB?
SOAK IT IN BLOOD AND KILL EVERYONE INSIDE?

THE CANDY MAN?
THE CANDY MAN!
THE CANDY MAN C'TAAAAAAAN!

THE CANDY MAN C'TAN BECAUSE HE MIXES IT WITH DEATH AND MAKES THE WORLD TASTE GOOD!

THE CANDY MAN MAKES, EVERY LIFE HE BREAKS, HORRIFYING AND DELIRIOUS
NOW TALK ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD WISHES, HE'LL EVEN KILL ALL THE FISHES

WHO CAN TAKE TOMORROW?
FILL IT WITH SOME SCREAMS?
COLLECT UP ALL THE SORROW AND MIX IT WITH THE DREAMS?

THE CANDY MAN!
THE CANDY MAN CTAAAAAAAN!

THE CANDY MAN C'TAN BECAUSE HE MIXES IT WITH DEATH AND MAKES THE WORLD TASTE GOOD!

AND THE WORLDS DIE GOOD BECAUSE THE C'TAN THINK THEY SHOULD!
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>>20606172
glorious
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thread submitted for archiving on sup/tg/
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I love you guys. So. fucking. Much.
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I might do some drawfaggery of a c'tan in a candy shop and submit an article on 1d4chan.

Captcha: Toursr summoned

IT IS THE END OF TIMES TOURSR HATH BEEN SUMMONED INTO OUR WORLDE!
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>>20606172

That one nay-sayer can fucking shove it.
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THIS THREAD IS AWESOME!
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>>20606013
EAT YOUR WORDS FAGGOT
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>>20606013
TOLD STATUS:
[ ] NOT TOLD
[ ] TOLD
[ ] FUCKING TOLD
[ ] TOLD LIKE THE FIST OF THE TOLD STAR
[ ] THE CHRONICLES OF TOLDIA: THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE TOLDROBE
[ ] TOLDENEYE 64
[ ] AVATOLD: THE LAST TOLDBENDER
[ ] THE 40 YEAR TOLD VIRGIN
[ ] FRUIT TOLD-UP
[ ] TEXAS TOLD'EM POKER
[ ] BLACKBERRY TOLD
[ ] TOLD NAVY
[ ] STONE TOLD STEVE AUSTIN
[ ] TOLD MCDONALD HAD A FARM
[ ] CASH4TOLD.COM
[ ] TOLDERONE
[ ] PTERODACTOLD
[ ] CURE FOR THE COMMON TOLD
[ ] TOLDTINO'S PIZZA ROLLS
[ ] TOLDPLAY
[ ] TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TOLDLES
[ ] BATTLETOLDS
[ ] AUSTIN POWERS TOLDMEMBER
[ ] UNREAL TOLDAMENT
[ ] NO COUNTRY FOR TOLD MEN
[ ] http//:www.youtold.com
[ ] Toldsmobile
[ ] The Ecstasy of Told
[ ] Knights of the Told Republic
[ ] Told Fusion
[ ] Batman: The Brave and the Told
[ ] Toldasaurus Rex
[X] All of the above
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http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20605809/

Archived.
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>>20606352
May a squadron of beautiful vaginas make their way across the universe and onto your penis.
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>>20606360
De nada.
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This thread is the exact reason I come to /tg/
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Someone take a screen shot
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>>20606513
See
>>20606025
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>>20606523
No, a screenshot of the finished song.
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>>20606533
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>>20606549
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>>20606549
That's not the complete song
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>>20606554
That's as complete as it's got in this thread.


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