Today is a fine day for Piracy.The plan is simple: intercept the Jewel of Celeste before it approaches the mainland, steal it's hull full of gold and catgirls. Child's play for a ship as mighty as yours. Your crew of almost 200 monstergirls is well rehearsed in boarding and combat, and the cruise ship has little in the way of guards.Everything can't go perfectly, however. The catgirl assigned to navigation got the numbers wrong, again, and you're behind schedule. You have been running at your ship to its limit to catch up in time, but you really need to hire a new navigator. Your last one retired a few weeks ago, citing 'family reasons' which is commonly understood to mean 'chasing a man', and you have not been able to replace her yet.Your crew has thinned out a bit in the last few months, successful raids followed by one too many high risk missions have made many reconsider the pirate life and seek safer lives. The list of women under your command runs through your head: Aside from your bridge crew you have two wings of six harpies, useful mainly as scouts, 20 loyal lizardwoman warriors, their sergeant is an old friend, and the bat twins. And of course, there are the catgirls. You estimate you have about one hundred and fifty of the things living on board. Ever pervasive, they do the jobs nobody else is hired for or wants to do. What they lack in intelligence and skill they make up for in enthusiasm and weight of numbers.
Thankfully, your minotaur quatermaster is able to keep them mostly in check.Your command crew is better, but still not in great shape, with over half the positions currently manned by catgirls. Your helmsman is a lamia from far across the ocean, your gunner is an arachnae who currently pulling double shifts as the ship's engineer, her eight legs working away at both stations. Your first mate is currently overseeing navigation, which is probably the only reason you've managed to get back on course in time.And the man at the top of this bubbling pile of oestrogen is you, Captain Redbeard the Cleanshaven, the sixth most feared pirate in all the skies.Except that's not quite correct, for you are no man. Born as Charlette Memoli in a small pirate outpost, you were outclassed and overlooked by all those of monstrous bent. Taking the guise of a man has ensured that you were noticed, and has lead to your command of The Cursed Dream. If your secret were to be revealed to the crew, they would surely abandon you, or even mutiny!Only two souls know the truth behind their Captain, one being the dragon standing to your right: First Mate Illandra Barbieri, a fierce fighter who cares only for the gold your ship plunders and the fame that working on your ship brings.Your revere is interrupted by your helmsman, Safiya, "Captain, the Jewel has an escort! A gunboat, small, but it wasn't in the plan.""What are your orders, Captain?"
MECHANICS RESOLUTION:Roll a dice, if you get 4 or above, it's a success.Different monstergirls roll diffent dice, ranging from the dragon's mighty d20 to a catgirl's pitiful d4.Most girls will have specialities, and roll better dice when they stick to what they know.Rolling a 1 is bad. 'girls may get injured, killed, desert from your crew, or simply be distracted by a ball of yarn if they roll a 1.Any named girl rolls 2 dice, and is generally a lot more resistant to injury or desertion.Anyone not specifically mentioned is assumed to be a catgirl. They're more or less useless, so you probably don't want to rely on them.-Your ship has 6 arclock cannons on each side, and single tri-barrel lightning thrower on it's front turret, it's pretty fast for it's size.
>>20600544>Off to a great start, am I.
"Blow their escort away!"
"BLOW IT OUT OF THE SKY!"
>>20600571>>20600586Roll me 2d10!
>>20600518First get into a position to bombard the two ships. Then we hail the gunship and offer it a chance to bugger off or die. Pirates have a dangerous reputation and if we do it right we won't even have to deal with the gunship. If they refuse we blow them out of the sky.
rolled 9, 4 = 13>>20600606
rolled 2, 3 = 5>>20600606
rolled 6 = 6Order the Lightning Cannon loaded and fired at their escort!
rolled 10, 6 = 16"Blow it out of the sky!" You cry with ferocity.Kie slams her fist down on the controls in front of her and the main guns fire. Sparks obscure your field of vision briefly and when they clear you can see smoke billowing out of the gunboat. The gunboat's speed drops dramaticall, but it swings it's weapons around to bear on your ship."Bring us into position to broadside both of them.""It will take us a minute to close the distance, and I doubt that the Jewel is going to stay close to it's crippled escort," your helmsman replies.>Your chair has access to the sendings that all airships use to communicate, what will you say?
>>20600719"ATTENTION PREY: THIS IS CAPTAIN READBEARD THE CLEANSHAVEN! HEAVE TO A PREPARE TO BE BOARDED! SURRENDER AND MAYHAPS WE'LL JUST TAKE YER CARGO INSTEAD OF BLASTING YOU OUT OF THA SKIES!"
>>20600719"Gunship, this is the Cursed Dream, if you surrender now we will cease all hostilities towards you. If you continue to fight your ship will be destroyed, you crew killed and your men used however we should wish. You know who we are and you know you don't stand a chance, stand down.Jewel, your escort has abandoned you, if you surrender to be boarded you'll be able to make it home in one piece. I heartily suggest you do so."
>>20600719"AVAST YE FILTHY LANDLUBBERS! This be the dread pirate, REDBEARD THE CLEANSHAVEN, TERROR OF THE SKIES! HEAVE TO AND PREPARE TO BE BOARDED, LEST I SHOOT YOU OUT OF THE SKY AND SLAUGHTER YOU LIKE THE PIGS YOU ARE!"Caps lock is cruise control for piratical.
"Attention Jewel: This is Captain Redbeard the Cleanshaven! Surrender now and we'll just take your cargo. If you fight your ship will be destroyed, you crew killed and your men used however we should wish. You know who we are and you know you don't stand a chance, stand down.”Illandra chuckles at this, “Still committed to giving fair warning I see. You know they'll never simply hand over that much gold without a fight.”The reply seems to confirm her remark. “You will die today Redbeard, the Jewel will never surrender to pirates."
>>20600901Illandra my dear, it's about the long term. If we give fair warning once our reputation has spread enough half of our takes will be without a single fight. Also my goal wasn't to get the Jewel to surrender, it was to get the gunship to not try anything. Start by softening them up and then performing a boarding action. Once boarded we show no mercy, they refused our terms. Therefore we will murder, rape, and pillage the shit out of them so that none dare to fight against us in the future.
>>20600901"Perhaps today is a good day to die, RAMMING SPEED." Flick off the comms"Continue steady course, ready broadsides and fire when in range. We'll give them a few of those before we board, get the marines ready."
"Perhaps today is a good day to die. Ramming speed!" you say, flicking off the comms. "Continue steady course, ready broadsides and fire when in range. We'll give them a few of those before we board, get the marines ready."Reilin, your scarred lizardwoman, nods in acknowledgement and heads up to the deck with her troops. They'll be ready to board when you get aside the Jewel.“Illandra my dear, it's about the long term. If we give fair warning once our reputation has spread enough half of our takes will be without a single fight. Also my goal wasn't to get the Jewel to surrender, it was to get the gunship to not try anything.”“I'd believe that if it had worked even once yet.” Almost on command the enemy gunboat returns fire, three shots sailing wide and one impacting on your forward hull. She sighs, “at least this way we might get some fighting. Are you planning on following the boarding party, and leaving me in command as usual?”>roll 2d10 for Arachne shooting the main gun, or 6d4 for the catgirls manning the cannons.>who is targeting what?
rolled 2, 6 = 8>>20601116FOR THE GLORY OF THE HYPNOTOAD!
rolled 3, 3, 4, 1, 3, 1 = 15>>20601116Broadside on the gun boatNO QUARTER GIVEN! NO MERCY THIS DAY!
rolled 4, 2, 1, 2, 2, 2 = 13>>20601116It'll work eventually Ill, it'll work eventually. I'll follow the boarding party.
rolled 4, 1, 2, 2, 1, 2 = 12>>20601190>>20601197>1 success, each.Catgirls really ARE uselss.
>>20601116"You sound disappointed. Do you want to join the assault this time? I trust your command still Illandra, but if you need to let your blood boil a little bit, let lose number one."
“It'll work eventually Ill, it'll work eventually. You sound disappointed, do you want to join the assault this time? I trust your command still Illandra, but if you need to let your blood boil a little bit, let lose number one."“So long as you bring back the gold, I'll be plenty happy here.”“Then I'll follow the boarding party. “Your ship pulls alongside the gunboat, and your cannons begin to fire. Two cannonballs hit the gunboat just below one of it's turrets, and another bounces off it's heavy armour. One of your cannons misfires, and out of the cloud of smoke one of your catgirls manages to get shot across the gap and onto the enemy ship, where she clings to a handrail. You're never quite sure how they manage to survive.Kie takes aim at the Jewel, still further ahead, and lands a hit onto it's stern, blowing off some armor.>Who jumps onto the gunboat?>Roll dice for boarders.
rolled 4, 4, 4, 3, 3, 4 = 22>>20601382Catgirls swarm the gunboat
>>20601417Suddenly competence.
>>20601417>dose 4sWhat the christ?
>>20601382The Marines, we want to throw our Lizardwoman marines beat the shit of them, how many d8s should I roll for that?
>>20601417What.>>20601460One for each lizardwoman you want to send, and two for their commander.Keep in mind you probably still want to keep some troops for the Jewel itself, and you also have the harpies and the werebats.
>>20601417With these rolls, I say send the cats and save the pros for the main haul
Seeing one of their own clinging desperately to the gunboat as a sign that they are meant to be boarding, a swarm of your catgirls jump across, with only a few of them falling off, and most of those caught by their fellows. Soon all that can be seen of the enemy ship is the comm tower, the rest of it is covered by fuzz.You doubt the gunship can fire if it cannot see where it is going, and order your ship to continue on to the Jewel.The Jewel doesn't have any main guns, but some of it's crew have crowded up to the deck and are waving cutlasses and arclock weapons, and are taking shots at you as you approch.
>>20601584Can we fire a broadside into the amassed crew?
>If your secret were to be revealed to the crew, they would surely abandon you, or even mutiny!And by abandon/mutiny, you surely mean gangrape.
>>20601584Please tell me we've got some gatlings so we can hose the decks clear.
>>20601584Let's do this. Start with a broadside to clear the decks.Release the Harpies to swoop down on any stragglers on the surface decks while all the Lizardwoman marines, led by Reilin clear the lower levels, killing and maiming as they go. We'll stick with Reilin.
>>20601599Your catgirls are still reloading the cannons on the side of the ship facing the Jewel.>>20601604Sadly, your crew is pretty handedly interested in men, which is part of why they follow you in the first place.>>20601620You do have a few deck guns.
>>20601604Except they're all monstergirls.We're at maximum risk of gang raping now since they think we're a man.in fact, EVERYONE on the ship likely knows we're a woman already and just doesnt mention it. The lower decks are full of catgirls giggling their tits off every time one of them calls us 'Sir'.Ah well, don the red shirt and return small arms fire until we can make with the boarding and ass kicking.
rolled 7, 8, 1, 1, 4, 4, 2, 5, 8, 4, 1, 4 = 49>>20601665wait..... are they following us because they WANT us to dick them?anyways, HARPIES FROM ABOVE followed by STORM OF LIZARDS!
>>20601665Since we have the advantage in firepower, lets take our time in the approach, fire off another round, then go with >>20601626"Extra grog to Kie if she clears more than half the deck, and any monster who captures a man can do with him as she pleases!"
Well, y'see what we do is we get a strap-on, and we act as manly as we possibly can. We might not be a man, but god dammit we're trying.
>>20601722Survey says yes. If things get bad, we may have to cash in some loot for a fairly realistic you-know-what. To keep morale up, of course.
Also, the fuck OP? How can we monster girl waifu harem if we are not a man?
>>20601782shiny objects
>>20601782Clever use of the strapon?
>>20601722Hey, hey, let's shoot the deck guns first to clear off the opposing crew stupid enough to make themselves easy targets of our guns.THEN we board them.
>>20601797cleverer use of Two strapons and avoiding the fuck out of the Succubus?
>>20601861I bet the succubus knows.
there is not a chance in hell the monstergirls don't know that were actually women bah. it would be much funnier if we were actually a man disguised as a woman(discourage gangrape) who is disguised as a man(need recruits). Then we could have some real shenanigans.
“I- I have your weapons, nyaa,” a catgirl squeaks at you as you head towards the deck. She is holding an arclock pistol and a ladle. “I couldn't find your cutlass, but this is good, isn't it? Maybe You later you could-”“That's quite enough,” interrupts a voice that sounds like honey poured over cleavage on a crisp spring morning.Ah yes, the other keeper of your secret, and your only official bedwarmer. You turn to see her holding your sword in her delicate hands, a stark contrast to her dark wings, which are tripping a catgirl so she can get past. She traces the cutlass down your shirt and stops when it rests on your crotch. “You know he's mine and I'm not going to share. Especially not with a catgirl.” The last word laced with disgust.“Bring me back something pretty,” she murmurs in your ear as you make it to above deck, before disappearing back into the shadows.You order the catgirls on the deck guns to shoot at the people on the enemy decks, in order to give your harpies time to take off. The harpies begin hit and run attacks, diving at what you can now identify as elves, knocking many down and tearing deep clawmarks in others.“We'll be entering the ship from the lower decks,” you tell Reilin, and Kie swings her gun around to blast you an entrance.>roll 2d10 for where you enter.
rolled 4, 6 = 10>>20601992INTO THE BREECH ME-... You know what i mean.And there you go, she knows who were are, and may eventually turn us into a succubus one moonlit night.
>>20601666They aren't quite as bad as monstergirl encyclopedia monstergirls. However, human males are the only males around, and 'girls are almost driven to find the strongest of mates. Which you are presenting yourself as.Men aren't particularly uncommon, however.>>20601750Lord knows how many times the pair of socks you stuff down your trowsers has saved you.
>>20602056Are you unfamilliar with what the term "Official Bedwarmer" means?Long story short, mission accomplished.
>>20602074He wants the dragongirl as well, we only have a succubus currently.
>>20602074That`s the Succubus.We need delicious dragongirl waifu, and this is not at all influenced by my personal fetishes that I am definitely not injecting into our game.
The blast rends the hull apart, and you can see some sort of storage room on the other side, lots of crates stacked against the walls, and dried fruit and meats hanging from the ceiling.“We'll take the engines and you go for the bridge?” Reilin asks as she jumps across. “Don't forget your ripcord.”You check the thin rope tied around your wrist, but it's still there. Ripcords are once use magical items that will prevent you from falling to your death by slowing your descent to something survivable. Not that swimming to shore would be particularly pleasant.>Roll them bones!
rolled 8, 10 = 18>>20601992Lets do some fucking piratical shit.
>>20602126These rolls are perfectly acceptable to me. Let's board this ship and begin the slaughter.
>>20602125What are we rolling? Also, are we going to the bridge alone? Seems like we should take a compliment of lizardwomen (or at least catgirls) with us.
>>20602125YOHO! Shiver me timbers! Yarr! Other assorted Pirate Talk, mateys!
rolled 2, 5 = 7>>20602184Forgot my roll - I might have had some grog recently.
The iron door leading from the storage room is little match for the combined efforts of your lizardwomen marines. It flies off and slams into the wall opposite. In the middle of the room stands a catgirl looking incredibly guilty, with one paw hovering over a large pie. She has smears of blue on her face and appears to be frozen in fear after your entrance.>>20602167>You're the captain you decide! Roll one dice for each 'girl you send to the engines, and two for Reilin or yourself. If you agree to Reilin's plan, of course.
rolled 7, 8, 7, 2, 5, 2, 2, 8, 1, 4, 2, 3 = 51>>20602204Let's do an even split. We take 10 to the bridge, she takes 10 to the engines. It'll be an even 12d8 for each. I'll roll for the engines.
rolled 6, 7, 3, 6, 5, 1, 2, 2, 3, 4, 5, 4 = 48>>20602241Dem fucking rolls.
>>20602241Sounds like a plan, my man.
Is there are a single male on this ship? We should pick up a young cabin boy from some port, just cause'.
>>20602257Curse my foolishness.
rolled 3, 1, 2, 1, 6, 3, 2, 7, 1, 4, 6, 5 = 41>>20602258Straight Shota eh. I`m okay with this.
>>20602266I'm tired...
>>20602042>Human males are the only males around.How the fuck does that even work. Are all the other species dependent on humans for reproduction?
>>20602293Actually, yeah. It's a fetish setting, it doesn't have to make sense.Some are capable of corrupting human females, though.
>>20602269Thinking more along the lines of "Harem Anime".
A sous-chef enters the kitchen to see what the racket is about, and one of the lizardwomen drags him back into the supply closet before he even manages to finish admonishing the catgirl. The rest of Reilin's group heads towards the aft of the ship. You are confident that they'll be able to take it, since most of the crew was above deck. You'll be able to send with her if she has any issues anyway.The first few corridoors are empty, save for a few passengers who lock themselves in their rooms as you pass. You'll worry about stealing their valuables after you've got the ship secured, if there's time. You make it to the main dining hall before you encounter any resistance. A group of elves have overturned some tables across the middle of the room, and are blocking your path. You could find another way, but that would take time, and there only seems to be 13 of them here.>>20602293>pretty much
>leaving this up to your troops or getting involved in the fight?
>>20602383Let's get involved in the fight. Start blowing heads off and slicing elves apart, allow them to surrender and be taken prisoner if they lose morale after we start taking them down.
>>20602383Lets leave it up to them--they're stalling, which means they're preparing. Probably even dumping our precious booty.
>>20602293You actually reminded me of a question I never got to ask Papa-N or Bromont. What are the prospects like for human girls? Do they try and go for human guys, or do they go more for monsterguys? Do monsterguys go more for human girls?
>>20602420>monsterguysHa. That's funny.
>>20602370Let's get it over with quick.>>20602420>implying there are monsterguysWell, really it would depend on the setting, wouldn't it? I still haven't managed to check out any of Bromont's stuff, but with Papa's Gen A setting, there are no non-monster people any more. That we know of.
>>20602420Prospects for human girls are kinda poor, both in terms of love or fortune. Monstergirls pretty much just outclass them in every way. Except catgirls, those things are useless.
Your arclock pistol blasts one elf down as your lizardwomen kick the tables aside, and you dive into the fight. A quick slash across an elf's torso puts her down, and your troops manage to knock out another four in the charge. Half of the remaining elves flee through the double doors in front of you, but 5 of them are cut off, and one embeds her sword to the hilt in the leg of one of your 'girls.>1 lizardwoman downA small image of Illandra appears in the corner of your vision. “The harpies have cleared the deck, but a number of them managed to get inside. The Jewel has probably called for help by now, so we're on the clock. The sooner we have control of the ship the more time we'll have to loot it.”
>>20602531"Understood Ill."Finish off the remaining elves quickly. Depending on how severe the wound is either leave the wounded Lizardwoman to get back to the ship or have one of the healthy ones escort her back.Then take the cabin with sword and pistol.
>>20602531Additionally, send the werebat twins to slip onto the Jewel during the chaos. Have them avoid combat and search for storerooms or anything else of value, and inform us of anything they can't carry back.
"Understood Ill. Have the werebats search for anything of particular value" The image winks out.You head forwards while your troops deal with the elves, but as your get close to the door a marilith with six massive curved swords in her hands bursts through, followed by half a dozen elves. “I don't know how you knew Tal'Rea was on this ship, but I'm not letting anyone get to her alive.” You recognise her voice as the one who promised to kill you earlier.
rolled 7, 3, 1, 6, 5, 1, 1, 4, 6, 4, 3, 4 = 45>>20602638``Who the fuck is Tal`Rea?``
rolled 1, 5 = 6>>20602638Gah! This is why we need a brace of pistols.Snatch one from your Marines and shoot her, Indiana Jone's style
rolled 1, 3 = 4>>20602638Actually we were just after your money. Is there a princess to abscond with as well?
“We were just after your money. Who the fuck is Tal`Rea, a princess to abscond with?”“You don't know? Ha! It's laughable that someone would attack this ship purely at random.” The Marilith surges towards you with a speed you didn't anticipate, but your lizardwomen form up quickly before you, and bear the brunt of the assault. Blades swing wildly, but your 'girls seem outmatched, causing only minor wounds.You blast at her with your pistol, and hit her in one of her shoulders, the arm going limp.It was an odd ship to attack, now that you think about it, not heading in the right direction for you to be able to sell the loot soon afterwards, but it was suggested by Lasciel personally.
rolled 3 = 3>>20602749I think it`s time to ask Lasciel about ulterior motives and uberplotting after this is over and we have absconded with the princess.
rolled 1, 5 = 6>>20602749Whip the gun at her dome.We're a bad person, we do the crazy illogical stuff like that."Protect some princess with a single escort and a handful of elves, We're doing her a favor in kidnapping her! "
rolled 2 = 2>>20602749Oh Lasciel, you sexy evil succubus. She said to bring her something pretty and I bet a princess counts.Marilith, you are going to die if you don't stand down, if you surrender I can assure you that Tal'Rea will be treated kindly, if not I promise absolutely nothing.The question as this point is whether you want a hole in your head.
>>20602819>I bet a princess countsOr a prince. Lassy wants to get her breed on.
“Protect some princess with a single escort and a handful of elves, We're doing her a favor in kidnapping her! Marilith, you are going to die if you don't stand down, if you surrender I can assure you that Tal'Rea will be treated kindly, if not I promise absolutely nothing.”You blast at her again with your pistol, but she deflects the shot into an elf with her swords.“You would kidnap a healer heading towards the plaguelands? You truly are the scum of the skies.”Screeching in anger the marilth slices another lizardwoman aside.>Five lizardmen remaining.The elves are flanking your group cautiously, not wanting to get anywhere near their leader and her flashing blades.
rolled 6, 10 = 16>>20602914Aim for the head.
>>20602914Blow the Marilith's head off. Turn it into chunky salsa, that ought to break the morale of her companions.
rolled 6, 6 = 12>>20602940Crap, we roll d8s!
rolled 1, 8, 4, 4, 6 = 23>>20602914Our lizardwomen should charge the silly elves as we hit the demon.
The marilith catches one of your 'girls out with her tail, tripping her over and stabbing her with three swords at once.You take aim with your pistol and fire, the is mailith too lost in blood-lust to notice. Your aim is true and your shot collides with her skull. She keels over backwards, twitching and tearing the lizardwoman in two in her death spasms.The rest of your lizardwomen make short work of 5 elves, and the few remainder throw down their weapons.As your crew bind the elves, you make to continue, but you are halted by clawed arms which wrap around you from behind. You feel warm breath on your ear, “Tal'Rea is travelling with a circlet, inlaid with jewels from far across the seas. I'd really appreciate if you could steal it for me, it would look just so nice around my horns.”
>>20603066"I'm sure she won't be needing it. How did you come across that information?"
>>20603066"Hello snookums. You've been a bad girl, knowing about this, knowing there were additional defenses and not telling me. You'll have to be punished, later.I'll get you your pretty thing, it's an appropriate gift for my pretty thing and I bet we could get a nice ransom out of Tal'Rea as well.But in the future don't withhold information like this from me, you know how I hate to go off half-cocked."
>>20603066”I don't know, I think I might like it better. You'll have to earn it after that stunt you just pulled. Speaking of...why the FUCK did you not tell me there would be a marilith on board?!”
rolled 3 = 3>>20603066That circlet is a powerful magical artifact, possibly leading to godhood or lichdom or some other thing.I`m anticipating an imminent backstab.We should wear the circlet.
"Hello snookums. You've been a bad girl, knowing about this, knowing there were additional defenses and not telling me. You'll have to be punished, later.”“Punish me? You wouldn't dare! You need me and you know it. Besides, it's not like I ask you for very much. Just food, lodgings and the occasional present.”“I'll get you your pretty thing, I'm sure she won't be needing it and I bet we could get a nice ransom out of Tal'Rea as well.”“Ransom her? Oh by Alice please don't. She'd be trying to reform the crew within days, and you know the catgirls are so susceptible to kind words.”“How did you come across that information? Why the FUCK did you not tell me there would be a marilith on board?! ”“People just talk to me, it's a gift,” she licks her lips. “And every ship has to have a captain.”
rolled 7 = 7>>20603338Definitely backstab.
>>20603338Big ol' shit eating grin"Maybe that could be your punishment. YOU can keep her from influencing the catgirls until we ransom her off."
>>20603338"That's what gags are for. And you'd get to take care of her, of course. Anyway, must be getting on."
>>20603383I like this. Either that or that circlet is going straight up her ass for the shit she just put us through for some gods damned jewelry. Damned thing better shoot goddamn lasers for the trouble it just caused us.
>>20603338Don't worry Lasciel you'll enjoy the punishment I have in mind. And as for Tal'Rea, you'd be amazed how effective gags are in preventing these "kind words".Some warning would still have been nice. Well, I'd love to stay and talk dearie but I have a ship to capture. Make sure to keep the bed warm for when I get back. You owe me multiple iterations of that thing you do with your tongue.
"Maybe that could be your punishment. YOU can keep her from influencing the catgirls until we ransom her off," you say, flashing her a grin.“Ugh, fine, do what you want,” Lasciel releases you and begins to fade. I'm going to go eat that pie that I saw on the way in.A lizardwoman approaches you warily, bleeding from a few minor cuts. “I've sent the injured back to the ship, with the body.” We should keep moving.The rest of the walk to the bridge is uneventful, with the crew surrendering as you find them. Soon you find yourself in control of the ship.>So now the fun bit, where are you going to loot first?
>>20603497Loot the healer first. No more surprises.
rolled 8 = 8>>20603497Wasn`t that what our batgirl recon team was for?How did they do, anyway?
>>20603497We find that princess, or whatever first off.
>>20603497Can we loot the ship? Like, the whole ship? Just, steal the whole damn thing?
>>20603531Pretty damn good apparently.Where`s the loot?
>>20603497Set the ship on a course that will make it take the longest possible time for us to get found by the cops. First thing to get is Tal'Rea, as hostage and to sack her room for anything valuable, especially the circlet.Then the quarters of the richest passengers and the captain, sack them for anything valuable, also find where the rich people gathered and take their wallets, jewels, gems, yadda yadda. Anyone who is particularly ransomable is to be taken as well. Then if they have a secure holding area for things that rich people brought aboard but wanted more security for we hit that. Things like security boxes and safes. Then we hit the cargo hold. Though we could consider just taking the entire ship and selling it off.
>>20603573I agree with this plan.The problem with taking the ship and selling it off is knowing of a disreputable harbor that we could unload an entire ship at.Also, it's a cruise liner, and may not have the speed to outrun Navy cutters that might come after us.
“Reilin has secured the engine room, and they've found the safe room, and the gold. They're was a gargoyle in there, but it didn't cause too much damage,” Illandra informs you, “And the gunboat's engine damage was rather severe, so I've got the harpy wings collecting the catgirls. We'll leave their crew to swim home, ha ha!”“Also, Slate reports that they've looted most of the valuables from the first class passengers, but the guards there won't let them into the captain's quarters. They want to know if you don't mind there being some extra blood on the walls.” Looks like you know where Tal'Rea is.You change the ships heading to south-east, away from the coast and the nearest military base.You could take the ship with you, but you'd have to entrust some catgirls to fly it, and there's a fair number of passengers and crew still on board.
>>20603742Placing Emma aboard should be able to keep the catgirls in line, and we can give the surviving ships crew and passengers (baring hostages) ripcords/life boats that're on this ship once we pass over solid ground or the lifeboat now.
>>20603742Take the valuables, let the grew do whatever(After disabling/taking any guns they might have)Take the healer with us, be a gentle(wo)manBug out before anything shows up.Don't forget to pick up our girls from the gunboat, maybe take the gunboat with us
>>20603742I don't mind there being extra blood on the walls.Have the werebat twins take a second entrance in and flank the guards holding the door to make it easier on us. Get the captains quarters, all the loot and Tal'Rea. After that is done I think we should take the ship with us, leave them with navigation instructions, a few lizardwomen and maybe Emma to keep them in line. We'll lock the passengers we don't consider extremely valuable ransom in some corner of the ship. Have the crew take the ship to a location where we can sell it or dismantle it to sell it. We'll take a different route on the Cursed Dream in case any pursuers catch up to the Jewel. Leave some heads on pikes on the Jewel when we do this to make sure nobody gets any ideas about trying to stop us.
>>20603742"A little more blood won't make much difference. Come along, Ill, we've got a princess to abscond with."
I suggest we take the ship, send Lasciel over to keep the catgirls from capsizing the damn thing (and give her a bonus for doing so, even if it is a punishment, because goddamn that's like a full time babysitting job).We do interrogations with the passengers, find out if they're worth anything. If they are, we ransom them. If they aren't, we drop em' at the next port with their purses significantly lighter but otherwise unharmed.
>>20603742"A little extra blood is not a problem. If they decide to fight, it can't be helped. Do whatever it takes to get into the Captain's quarters."Leave the ship, it'll just be dead weight at this point. Steal whatever guns they have though. We can either use them or sell them.
>>20603863Shes a healer, dude.
>>20603909Whatever.
“A little extra blood is not a problem. If they decide to fight, it can't be helped. Do whatever it takes to get into the Captain's quarters. And send Emm over with some catgirls to fly the ship, we can sell it later.”“Right.”You make your way to the captain's quarters, but instead of finding the pools of blood and piles of innards that Jade and Slate usually leave, you find only two unconscious but otherwise unharmed soldiers. The Werebats themselves are cowering in a corner, screeching at each other in their own language.Catiously you open the door and are almost immediately blinded by bright light.“Stop,” cries a harmonious voice, “I'll do anything you want, just don't hurt any of the-”“Oh my! Are you hurt?” The voice interrupts itself. A shape rushes past you to your lizardwoman guard. “Your leg is bleeding!”As your eyes adjust to the brightness, you find yourself looking at an angel. Brilliant white wings sprout from her back, and a glowing halo floats above her head. She is wearing little but a white toga and a gemmed circlet, embedded with diamonds and sapphires.Tal'Rea is murmuring a healing spell, closing the wounds of your soldier.
>>20603978Cleric Get! for a while at least.Put the smooth talking on. Get her cooperation, hell lie to her, say we 'rescued' her from dastardly pirates, and that we will be acting as her new escort for the time being
>>20603978Rest the flat end of the saber on her shoulder."Hands Off. My Crew.I do not know if that is a healing spell, or one to subvert their minds. Cease now, or you'll need a powerful one for your Neck."Ask if the bats are ok
>>20603978Well now we know why Las hated her so much. Praise the werebats for doing a good job and then convince little miss Angel to do that trick for the rest of your crew. At gunpoint. Behead the two guards she saved is she refuses to cooperate.
>>20604014I think that'll only last till she meets the succubus.Which would be long enough.>>20604019Now now, no need to be so hasty. An angel healer isn't likely to be so duplicitous. WE might be, but we're no angel.
>>20603978Awesome, a cooperative hostage. "Tal'Rea, you're now under my custody. If you cooperate you and those you don't wish hurt will remain unharmed, otherwise I promise nothing. Oh, and I'm taking your circlet.">>20604014That lie will hold up for exactly 5 seconds. It's not worth trying.>>20604019It said she murmured a healing spell, I'm pretty sure we know it's a healing spell. We should have our saber resting against the throat of one of the guards. She seems like the type to be much more pliable by threatening others than threatening her.The bats should be okay, they just don't like bright light.
>>20604019>>20604030for crap sake guys, you don't have to be a complete hardass in every situation. This girl screams 'sucker', we can get by with a touch of diplomacy here
>>20603978Put our arclock up to her head and say "Get your hands off my crew, bitch. I don't know WHAT that magic you're doing really does, and I don't have any reason to trust you. So stop now, or we can find out what color an Angel's brains are."Praise Jade and Slate for a job well done.Use the unconscious guards as hostages to force this Angel to come along quietly. Lasciel could use a new toy.
>>20604055Note for this. Only threaten her crew directly if she refuses to cooperate in any way. If we don't need to do it than don't. We're going to hold her hostage and bring Lasciel two gifts, an angel and a circlet, but no reason to be heavy handed yet.
>>20604065We know it's a healing spell, it's been identified as such.Also, she's an Angel healer, on her way to provide healing for the plaguelands; the amount of ransom that she's worth makes shooting her stupid in the extreme.
>>20604055Yeah, we the players know they 'should' be ok, but add in a dose of concern for them endears loyaltyThe girl also screams 'paragon of goodness' The last thing we need is a lizardwoman or two holding on to the last bits of morality they have to help her escape. This woman may have just as much or more diplomacy then we do, and i'd rather not she smile and sing subverting our crew to her like some Disney Belle.
>>20604058I say we play hardass, but we play it off as concern for our crew, seeing as she just reduced two hardened killers into gibbering piles of nerves. Which it is, partially, but we also want our crew to have its very own heal factory. Then again, Succubus + Angel sounds like either lots of terrible bad times or lots of hilarious bad times.
>>20604129>she just reduced two hardened killers into gibbering piles of nervesThat's because she's a walking flashbang equivalent to a werebat, and our lizardwomen marines are just fine. It's got nothing to do with what she did.>>20604118Showing concern is one thing, but showing complete ignorance of magic doesn't do much.
>>20604129I think we'll hand her over to Lasciel, give her a toy to mold, subvert and break. When we're through with her she ought to be utterly loyal to us and act as our ship's personal healbot. We aren't a nice person. But that comes after getting everything on this ship squared away, and we act professional up until then.
>>20604204>We aren't a nice person. Why not? Because we're a pirate? That doesn't mean anything.
>>20604204This isn't Dragon Quest. This is clearly so much goofier and light-hearted and cartoonish than that.
>>20604188Sure, but we just walked in on the situation and saw that she spooked the batgirls. May as well play up our concern for our crew to get us some brownie points with the angel as well as to point her on the defensive. Remember, she has a greater good she aims to accomplish, so she will not willingly stay with us for long. Extending her goodwill towards us allows us to put off coming up with a more permanent solution to the angel situation.>>20604204Or we keep her pure and happy as leverage over Las. She may know our secret, but I dont feel too great about putting all of our eggslol in the scheming, lying demon basket.
>>20604204>We aren't a nice person. Oh we're perfectly nice, as long as you don't get in our way. But if you DO get in our way, we will utterly and completely destroy you. Worked for pic related.
You've never seen an angel before. They are a rarity, even in this day and age. No other monstergirl is a powerful, nor any as kind, or so they say.You clear your throat, not quite sure how to interrupt. “Are they going to be alright?” You ask, indicating the cowering twins in the corner. They seem to have shrunken even smaller, and are screaming and yelling at the light emanating from the angel.Curiously you didn't even notice the bat were still screeching until you actually tried to hear it. It's like her voice drowns out everything else. Just as her presence seems to make the everything softer, nicer to look at. She really is beautiful, not a feather or hair out of place. You snap yourself back to reality to catch the end of her reply.“-ead them out and they'll be fine.” Right. They're blinded. Of course. You usher one of your guards to lead them back to the ship."Tal'Rea, you're now under my custody. If you cooperate you and those you don't wish hurt will remain unharmed, otherwise I promise nothing. Oh, and I'm taking your circlet."“I understand, I'll do as you ask. But my circlet? It was my mother's! Surely you can find it in your heart not to take it. I have nothing else to remember her by!”You had a mother, once. She used to- Man, this is going to be such a pain to deal with.>You are as nice as you decide.>>20604228>I was trying for that sort of tone, yes.
>>20604220Not being a nice person is very much part of being a pirate. We left a decent sized corpse trail throughout the ship, we're stealing everything worth any money from this ship and are planning on stranding the passengers wherever we're going to sell it. Also we are pretty well acquainted with a succubus.We might be good to our crew but we don't seem to have any qualms about murder and theft.The giving her to Lasciel can be debated later.
>>20604246So you want to play up the not being able to accurately read a situation with only a second or two to understand it.
Monitoring
>>20604269>You had a mother, once. She used to- Used to what? It could affect our decision about the circlet if we're rocking an Electra Complex.
>>20602468won't the human population eventually get xenophobic as shit if thats the case? or do monstergirls have mostly normal human children?
>>20604271We are a cartoonier pirate, we can flub the realism a bit in favor of ADVENTURE!>>20604280Know your audience. I was thinking the angel would be right charmed at us being blinded by our instinctual paternal protectiveness of our crew. Though, just checking up on the batgirls is probably enough for that.
>>20604269"She birthed you didnt she? You have yourself to remember her by!" Yank it off her head, "Now keep SHUT, not a word, no questions about where you'll be taken, the fate of the surrendered crew, whose fate depends on your level of cooperation by the way, and absolutely no introductions to any member of my crew. You're a temporary guest at best, a batch of dead weight at worst. The sooner i can trade you for a kings ransom the better.Savvy?"
>>20604269"You still have your memories of her, and if you well and truly cooperate with us I *might* return it to you, we'll see."Have some people loot the captain's quarters while we personally escort our new prisoner to the ship.
>>20604269"Ehh... We'll see. No promises."Also >>20604317Mostly
>>20604269Pinch the bridge of our nose."Pirate, madam. I'm afraid that, sentimentality aside, I will be needing that circlet. You may surrender it with your own hands, or I shall be taking it, but one way or the other I shall be having it."
>>20604300obviously there are enough humans fucking other humans for there to be a stable population.my personal opinion on monstergirl breeding is that they operate as either a sort of parasitic or symbiotic species'
>>20604269Pry a single jewel loose from it and give it to her. This way, you show Las who is in charge and let Tal keep some memento of her mother.
>>20604269"Your protectors killed and injured some of my people to keep us away from you and your little trinket. I will NOT let their sacrifices be in vain simply because you have an unhealthy fixation on your mother."
>>20604352This, oh god this.
>>20604326Seconded.
>>20604350Eh, that's true. Las needs us to control the crew; we need her to keep our secret and provide intel on choice shipments to capture. And this time she held out on some pretty critical info.
>>20604317>>20604326It's mainly the "deadweight" part that I object to, but I don't really have anything to suggest to replace it.
>>20604386>>20604350I also agree with this. We need to show that we are man (metaphorically speaking) with the pants on this crew.
“She birthed you didn't she? You have yourself to remember her by! Your protectors killed and injured some of my people to keep us away from you and your little trinket. I will NOT let their sacrifices be in vain simply because you have an unhealthy fixation on your mother.”You reach to take if from her head, but she offers it to you. “Your words are cold, 'sir',” She shakes her head."Now keep your mouth shut, not a word, no questions about where you'll be taken, the fate of the surrendered crew, whose fate depends on your level of cooperation by the way, and absolutely no introductions to any member of my crew. You're a temporary guest, the sooner I can trade you for a kings ransom the better.“But the people of Newport need me! You wouldn't deny them a cure from their ills, would you?”“You- you would, wouldn't you?” Tal'Rea looks so crestfallen, so sad that you can't help but feel guilty.“I had heard stories of you, Redbeard. I had heard that you were a good man, an noble pirate who did not hurt those who did not fight you. I see I was lied to.”
>>20604567Ooh, this will be interesting.Let's see how much of a dick are we.
>>20604567"sorry lass, but an honorable Pirate is STILL a Pirate."
>>20604567"Not everything is easy on the open skies, and noble acts can only go so far. With any luck, you won't be kept from your destination long."
"Most pirates would've left you the only one alive, stripped you bare, raped you, and kept you as a slave. Think of me what you will, but I do have some standards.Those aboard your ship will be dropped at the next purse no worse for ware but their purses a bit lighter, as long as they don't force me to kill them. Better than being chum for the sharkgirls if you ask me."
>>20604602>>20604606>>20604610These.
>>20604567I don't hurt those who haven't fought me, yet this ship fought quite hard against me. If I wish to be able to spare those who surrender I must be terrible to those who dare raise a weapon against me.If their plight is so terrible the ransom will be quick in the coming and you can get back to your holy work. When you heard I was a good man that was perhaps an exaggeration, I am a polite man, I am an efficient man, and I am a practical man above being a good man. I may be a noble pirate but I am still a pirate, I place the livelihood of my crew above the town of Newport.
rolled 1, 8 = 9>>20604567"Who said I've killed anyone who hasn't fought me?"
>>20604567This >>20604622, followed by:"Besides, I'm sure if your creator wants you to be there, divine providence will assure that you are when you need to be. Really now, I would've expected an angel of all people to have a little faith."
>>20604567I still vote for >>20604350. Keeping dominance is more important than pettiness. Not to mention it will establish your dominance over the angel, too.As for the current dilemma, you can always drop her off at whatever port you sell the ship to and tell her that she can find her way to Newport from there. You cant very well just go marching up to the Navy for a friendly chat, after all. Or better yet, sell her to Newport.
>>20604657I'll second this.
>>20604587We're obviously not Harlock, that's for sure.
>>20604669That's because Harlock was a pirate by necessity. He was forced into it. WE on the other hand are a pirate by choice.
>>20604657>ransom her to NewportActually, that's makes a fuckton of sense. They're the ones who would be the most willing to pay the ransom, since it's their own lives on the line.Seconding this.
After whatever we reply with:"Now then dear, in all fairness, I must warn you you're about to have a trial of faith. I do have a succubus aboard my ship and she is going to try to goad you into an outburst. Don't fall for it, it'll only give her more satisfaction to see you react."A bit of kindness for the angel, a bit of punishment for Lash.
>>20604657>sell her to Newport.Agreed. They ought to be willing to pay quite a bit for a healer.
>>20604690Well of course we should ransom her to Newport.
>>20604567>>20604690Thirding this. We take what we can from them - Don't ask for a premium, and don't tell Tal'Rea how much we want for her.Also, leave her one jewel from the thing.
>>20604719We may be greedy, but are we THAT greedy?
>>20604802We can offer Newport a discount on angel healers. Only slightly used and still smells like new!
>>20604802It's a token gesture.
>>20604719Besides, once we have her on our ship, we can be niceish and take her aside in our cabin (and let the crew make of that what they will) an explain the necessity of maintaining dominance.
>>20604838I wouldnt exactly spill the beans to her, but treat her to a nice dinner and explain that you gotta make tough calls as a pirate captain. Maybe inform her that your next destination is Newport if she gets too crestfallen.
I'm glad this hasn't ended in horrible, brutal rape already. I was fully expecting that coming in.
>>20604864You aren't the only one that's glad it hasn't gone that route.
>>20604864That comes once we figure out how to as well.
>>20604864This is less like /d/'s Monstergirl Quest and more like One Piece or Outlaw Star.
>>20604856Pretty much what I was suggesting, plus pointing out that we really do kind of need to maintain a minimum level of ruthlessness, especially in front of the crew.
>>20604864Its already gotten a little more dark than the high adventure I was hoping for. And its making me realize that I could never be a good pirate, even if it involved monstergirls.
>>20604908We can still wrest control of the direction that this adventure takes back towards the way we want it, you know.
>>20604908>I could never be a good pirateDepends. What kind of piracy are we talking about ?
>>20604908Pirates are probably one of the most heavily romanticized groups of people that ever existed. Along with knights/knight equivalents and Native Americans.
“Sorry lass, but an honourable Pirate is STILL a Pirate. Not everything is easy on the open skies, and noble acts can only go so far. With any luck, you won't be kept from your destination long.”You wave your guards towards the captain's quarters, and they begin to collect valuables.“Most pirates would've left you the only one alive, stripped you bare, raped you, and kept you as a slave. Think of me what you will, but I do have some standards.You go to take her arm, to lead her to your ship but she pulls away from you. “No honourable man would prevent an angel from helping those she can. I will be in your brig.”Illandra's face appears in your vision again.“Well I'm glad you went over, I do not want to have to deal with her. What's the plan?”“We'll ransom her to Newport, standard rates for crewmen, don't ask any extra.”“Are you sure? We could get a lot for an angel if we went to a country at war. Hmm... no, now I think about it you're right, angels are protected, so we can say we are just giving her the fastest route there. If we make the right calls we'll keep our reputation straight.”You look down at the circlet in your hands and whisper an unlocking spell your mother taught you, so many years ago, when you both lived on the streets. It saved you from starving a few times, after she was gone. A gem slides itself out of it's setting and you catch it before it hits the ground.>Continued
>>20604919But they're Privateers, technically speaking.
>>20604928No, they weren't even that. They were pussy-ass wankers who destroyed what would've otherwise been an awesome show.Shit went so downhill after the first seven or eight episodes, even after the maybe-not-so-obvious Rendezvous With Rama reference.
>>20604928a privateer is just a pirate with a note.
>>20604928Technicalities are beside the point.
>>20604928A privateer is a pirate with permission.
>>20604925You make your way back to your ship in a melancholy, pausing to let a stream of catgirls carrying a chest of gold past. Safiya is waiting for you on the bridge when you arrive.“There's a postal vessel that will be by in half an hour, they'll pick up the crew that are left.” A postie is bad news, usually, heavily armed and armoured they are fierce and don't hesitate to shoot first. Nothing stops the mail these days.You nod assent. “Onwards to Newport, leave the Jewel's lifeboats with her crew.”You find yourself back at your cabin, circlet and gemstone still in hand. Lasciel is lounging on the bed. “Did you get it?”You offer her the circlet, and she looks it over quickly.“Missing a gem, how ugly.” With a twist of her fingers she snaps it in two. “Well at least there's some good silver in it, and the diamonds will be worth something.”The things you put up with.VICTORY!You gain>4 Chests of gold>43 Catgirls>1 Jewel of Celeste>1 Angel captiveYou lost>1 Harpy sister>1 Lizardwoman warrior>End of thread!>Man! I didn't really intend for it to turn out this way. But I'm glad it did.>This was meant to be a light hearted one off adventure, inspired by the savage worlds game posted the other day.>Feedback would be appreciated, too fast? too slow? too grim? not enough catgirls? Mechanics too obscure?>Thank you all for playing!
>>20604919The kind that steal family heirlooms to appease our pet succubus, ruin lives, and kill entire cities through sheer callous indifference.>>20604920Oh I know, I just thought this quest was going to be as romanticized. My soft spot for monstergirls isn't helping much either.
>>20604948They're also entitled to being treated as POWs and cannot be summarily executed by the Laws of War. Very important distinction.
>>20604945There were several threads that broke this down. What they were doing was basically being a facilitator of insurance fraud.>>>/a/
>>20604959>you gain : 43 catgirlsFuckI'm drowning in catgirls
>>20604959I fucking hate that fucking succubi. Just saying.
>>20604959My only question at the moment is: when you gonna do it next?
>>20604989>that fucking succubiSuccubUS. Succubi is plural.
>>20604959Well, our bedwarmer is kind of an unholy bitch, but I think we knew that. We may need to recruit more useful monstergirls.The system is a good at-a-glance die mechanic, especially in forum format.Tone wise, it's hard to say if this is as light-hearted as it appears at a glance, or as dark overall as parts of it seem.I think Lasciel would be better if she strung us along for more - like making us get her a jeweler next, or steal some decent crown jewels or something, rather than just snapping the trinket she asked for in a fit of pique.
>>20604959Aw hell naw. Las just lost privileges. I'm not sure which yet, but she lost something.
>>20604959So Lasciel only wanted the circlet simply to deprive Tal'Rea of something?I suppose it is in her nature.Also, yes, I also thought this was supposed to be a light-hearted adventurous romp. I would have preferred to keep it that way. If you run another adventure with Redbeard, I will fight to keep it that way.
>>20604959I say you are doing just fine
>>20604999Noted.
>>20604987Technically you gained 56 and lost 13, but it all evens out in the end.>>20604989>>20605000Not actually a sucuubus, but a curious type of demon. You've never managed to get her to admit what she really is though, so succubus is what you end up using.She's been quite useful in the past, but she is a bit of a pain to deal with.>>20605000It was meant to be bright and bubbly with semi-dark undertones. Catgirls are a mix between minions and currency. They'd be counted as slaves if they weren't so damn WILLING to do everything just to be recognised. And they're so damn adorably terrible at everything.>>20604997Is there any demand to continue? Next episode would be more recruitment then combat, and would take place at the scum filled city of Newport, a frontier city facing a grim crisis.
>>20605019Its kinda hard with a character like Lasciel existing. I for one dont mind the direction the quest is taking, but if op wanted to keep it light, he kinda shot himself in the foot by introducing a vindictive sadist who we are forced to keep by our side at all times.
>>20605009Nice.
>>20605033>continueSure, the mechanics seem fun enough, and playing sky pirates is pretty fun. >>20605041Lasciel hasn't been shown to be vindictive or a sadist yet. Just petty. And as for her antipathy towards Tal'Rea that's kind of expected, them being a demon and an angel, respectively.
>>20605033>Is there any demand to continue?I'd be up for it, and willing to try and help keep things light.
>>20605009Goodness, she's a big'un.>>20605033>Is there any demand to continue?Well, I think so. Nothing wrong with variety in thread activities.
>>20605062JUST petty is pushing it, seeing as she coerced you into assaulting a ship and murdering dozens simply to steal a cherished trinket that she didn't even want in the first place, also fucking over an entire port town to do so. That is petty to the fucking max
>>20605033>Is there any demand to continue?
>>20605033I'll be following it. When are you planning on running it?>>20605083We also got a fair bit of gold from the endeavor and we'll make bank from the ransom.
>>20605072>>20605069>>20605062Alright, well I'll set a tenative date for next week, same time, same day, on Wednesday.>>20605083To be fair, she didn't want to kidnap anybody. Regardless, she has her reasons, and you DID get a stack of gold. And it isn't that often that she pulls stunts like this, usually she's content to just lounge around your ship.
>>20605083Not really.We needed a target and funds, and this does fit all the criteria of being a high-paying raid, with the impact to Newport being limited to economic, since we're still bringing them the Angel. It simply would not have made good business sense for us to ransom her to anyone else, so Lasciel was pretty confident in our smarts to make the right choice.
>>20605105Even if it isn't often, it's still pretty dang bad when it does happen, so, can't say I'm liking her that much.But eh, I prefer playing heroes and always have, so I'm biased. And I did have fun.
And for those what care, it's been archived:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Monstergirl%20Sky%20Pirates
>>20605221Hopefully we will see a nicer side to her next session. I'm not the biggest fan of perfect heroes who can do no wrong ever, but I don't much enjoy unmitigated assholes either.
>>20605221I'm not mad at her having us go after the ship, I'm just slightly miffed that we weren't informed of the threat level. I'm perfectly fine with murder, theft, and coercion in the name of profit. We put ourself and our crew ahead of other people. But not informing us was just plain rude, it put our crew in danger. So to make up for that she owes us several sessions of the amazing things she can presumably do with her tongue.
>>20605221Well mabe this angel will offer a chance for redemption, who knows?
>>20605250>I'm not mad at her having us go after the ship, I'm just slightly miffed that we weren't informed of the threat level. Thats what I was saying. We went in expecting child's play, not a fucking heavily guarded VIP>So to make up for that she owes us several sessions of the amazing things she can presumably do with her tongue.Don't forget the tail.
>>20605254Fuck redemption, acquire profit and bitches.
>>20605254Eh, I don't want to go that route either. I just want to find that sweet sweet middle ground.Hello, comfort zone.
Oh, I'm all for flawed and deep characters too. Just I like people who overall lean towards being noble. Or as you said, at least aren't jerkasses.
>>20605272This is one thing I'm going to be firm about, Redbeard is very much into men.
>>20605305>Redbeard is very much into men.But we have a very female demon for a bedwarmer.
>>20605316Officially, yes.Also technically correct. She does indeed warm your bed.
>>20605305>Redbeard is very much into men.B-But we have a female demon bedwarmer. You do know how one warms a bed, right? Or is this one of those “literally the ONLY girl I would lesbian for” kind of affairs?
>>20605305We already use Lasciel as our bedwarmer. I somehow doubt that she just keeps it warm and then then we don't sleep with the fucking succubus. Lasciel and Redbeard seem to be pretty sexually involved. We might like men, maybe even prefer men sometimes, but we're not completely straight.Though our options for people to sleep with currently consists of two people as I doubt we want to broadcast our secret to the rest of the crew.
>>20605323>She does indeed warm your bed.I don't think you grasp what that term actually means.
>>20605345Oh I know exactly what I mean.>>20605338>>20605326Sure, you've experimented a few times, and you do put on quite the show for the crew, but she lacks something fundamentally satisfying. And besides, do you really find such a shallow creature appealing?
>>20605380>she lacks something fundamentally satisfyingWell yeah, there's no EMOTIONAL connection, obviously, but hey, casual sex can be fun, as long as both parties understand and accept that's what it is.
>>20605380>do you really find such a shallow creature appealing?I know we are pretending to be a dude and all, but we really need to get our issues with women sorted out.
>>20605380... Yes. Yes I do. She's not a good person and I kinda like that. She's honest about it. I'm all for sleeping with her. Also I'm sure she's creative enough to make up for us being primarily heterosexual.
