It's Lego time.
rolled 12 = 12Kick in the gate, scream WHO'S READY FER SURGERY.
rolled 62 = 62So russ whats the deal with this place?
>>20584363>Worked so well you skipped ahead to after it happened!
What will you do now, Wanderer?
rolled 16 = 16>>20584386Cut the crap doc, what you want me to kill?Kit me out with some decent gear and some food and we'll see if it cant be taken care of.
rolled 75 = 75>>20584396Acquire calorie bars for the kid and the woman, and for myself.Also, is d100 or d12 we're going off of this time?
Um, yes, food please. Please food please
>>20584424Lego Quest has always used d12s. Why would you think otherwise? Also, >rolling before he tells you to. Don't do that.
... Roll a d12 and link to this post, please!
>>20584687I've got a bad feeling about this music. He's gonna hypnotize you or some shit.
rolled 2 = 2>>20584754fyuuuuuuuck. shoot da boombox
rolled 11 = 11>>20584754Yell at the kid to get down and shoot the jukebox
rolled 12 = 12>>20584754Shoot the jukebox. Then induce vomiting.
rolled 11 = 11>>20584754shit's getting real
rolled 10 = 10>>20584754How unexpected
>>20584798Man, you're the source of the world's problems. Go home.
>>20584798>>20584802>>20584818
>>20584818
rolled 6 = 6>>20585132Set up a barricade using the table and wait for them to return. Then open fire.
The way I see it, we have two options. We can barricade the door and try to hold them off until the girls wake up. We'll end up dead, but at least we can kill a bunch of assholes.Or we can make a break for it.I vote we run.Also, how much ammo do we have for that pistol?
>>20585132Wonder where our vomit vanished to.
>>20585164>how much ammo do we have for that pistol?Roll a d12 and link to this post, please!
rolled 90 = 90>>20585180all of these places have grated floors
>>20585132Rn and hide somewhere near in the base
rolled 5 = 5>>20585216hopefully some?
>>20585180>Wonder where our vomit vanished to.It was under the text box.
rolled 1 = 1>>20585216All the bullets
we should probably try and help the other two. make sure they are at least still alive.
>>20585229
damn, why dont you play dead, wait till the agents arrive and suddenly surprise attack!!!
What now, Wanderer? Better hurry!
>>20585363Barricade yourself behind furniture.
>>20585363Check the room for exits, vents, that kind of thing.Also entrances, we don't know when some uninvited guests will barge in.
>>20585255If they catch us, everybody is done. time to hide
>>20585363open the huge yellow and red box
rolled 8 = 8>>20585363Get the girls out of the way, up against a wall or something. Overturn the desk and post up. Throw the boombox at the camera on the ceiling.
>>20585363Set up cover with the desk and box if possible.Drag the kid and woman behind cover, in that order, if we have time.
>>20585363Barricade the door, look for some sort of vent that we can crawl through, John McClane style. If there are no vents, climb up one of those pillar things and set up to ambush the enemy.
>>20585363get the knife off the kid. we're gonna need a secondary weapon since we've just got three shots left.
Roll a d12 and link to this post, please!
>>20585424>open the huge yellow and red boxYou already saw what's in there - the calorie bars you all ate.
rolled 12 = 12>>20585626Roll for spot check?
>>2058562612 get!
rolled 10 = 10>>20585626Join us for some Riddle of Steel
rolled 6 = 6>>20585626Put one shot through the door at eye level
>>20585664whoop! redemption!
>>20585667Well fuck.
rolled 3 = 3>>20585626"Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, shame on... on... you can't fool me twice!"They're clearly after our womens for breeding and our genetic material for... breeding... Can the desk hold the door shut on its own? If yes, can we leave the way we came?Are there any discernable exits we can carry the kid through?
>>20585664>>205856731) Your trip is pointless.2) Are you nokodicing? That's stupid. One benefit of removing noko was that now we don't need to hide our rolls anymore.
>>20585670You jerk, you made me think there was a Riddle of Steel thread going on.
>>20585626"You've got to the count of 3 to tell me what the hell you did to the kid and the woman before I start making like Gallagher at a farmer's market! 1!"
>>20585770Err, Samefag, stalling for time by keeping Russ talking. Do I need to roll to intimidate him or what?
>>20585664
>>20585780You roll when LQ says you roll.
>>20585730Would you perhaps like to play a one shot RoS over IRC?Sage for off topic.
>>20585787Push the kid through first. Then the girl in the swimsuit if she'll fit. If not then we leave her behind. The kid is what matters most here and we need to be around to keep her alive.
>>20585844seconding
What's the plan now, Wanderer?
>>20585787How many lights are there in the room, I'm thinking we can hide in the grate, take out the lights and snipe them as they try to enter the doorway, no way we're leaving the other two be taken potential hostages at best and dogfood at worst.
>>20585862>How many lights are there in the roomMore than three...>no joke, I've been cranking up the brightness filter to illustrate how artificially bright this place is
>>20585860Get the other two in the grate then smash the sink when you leave so the place will start to flood by the time they can get back in. Again the kid takes priority.
>>20585862>>20585877There are four lights!
>>20585820No, I would prefer there was a Riddle of Steel thread.
>>20585877Can we see cords leading to them? If we can cut off the power source, we won't need to waste any bullets.
>>20585938And how do you suggest we cut it? We don't have our trusty axe....But the girl had a knife secreted away, did she not?
>>20585947That's a great idea.Cut electrified object with metal object.Nothing can go wrong with this plan.
Let's get the fuck out of here. We can come back later to rescue the girls. If we get caught, everyone's fucked.
>>20585971fire a few shots, buy us some time
>>20585971Quickly, shout a question at him: "Shouldn't you be in the bathroom right now?!"
>>20585971Make him think twice about coming in here unarmed. Take a shot!
Roll a d12 and link to this post if you want to try and save the woman! Otherwise roll to GTFO!
>>20586004we only got three bullets. Lets wait until he's out of cover before shooting
>>20585971Fire, but aim for the door; his torso is behind it and that's a larger target.
rolled 7 = 7we'll save the women laterfor now GTFO
rolled 12 = 12>>20586020gtfo
>>20586034way to much confidence in the door being flimsy enough for the bullet to go through. a bad roll could screw us >.<>>20586020Lets see what we can do. rollan
rolled 1 = 1>>20586062man i keep doing the subject line thing today, blah.
rolled 1 = 1>>20586020Save the Women!
rolled 10 = 10>>20586020One shot, then we drag his body in, then we take his hair off and switch clothes. We are now agent whoever the fuck this guy is, await for someone to pick you up. Hope nobody saw that.
>>20586062>Using emotes>>.< of all thingsSage for offtopic
>>20586045>>20586060
>>20586144Dammit, posted too slow. Would've been nice to Stormtrooper our way out of here. Oh well, into the garbage chute we go.
>>20586177hahaha
Did this thread died?>>20586144We continue until the first left, which we take.
>>20586099man you're like star burst, full of contradiction>>20586263I agree with this
>>20586312>tripfag trying to defend the use of emoticons on an imageboard>insults other peopleHahaha oh wow, how retarded can you be?
rolled 5 = 5>>20586424Shoot the woman before they can turn her into a monster.
>>20586444Stupid, just shoot the operator. Then save the women.
What's the plan, Wanderer?
>>20586263>Did this thread died?You think that was bad, you should see the 20+ minute lags the first few dozen threads had...
rolled 9 = 9>>20586467Open fire on the guys in the hazmat suits (the ones with Airtanks), then use your last bullet to crack the class on the women's holding cell.
rolled 9 + 1 = 10>>20586467Shoot Doctor. Also, can you explain how the woman is important at all? If she isn't, the second roll is to shoot her too.
>>20586467Shoot the Operator and his friend through the Grate, go for his friend first, as the operator should be occupied with the console. And rescue the woman of course.
If they truly are making mutants, we should probably stop them from making another. They're probably not doing anything innocent, or they wouldn't have tried to sedate us. We're not going to get anywhere with just three shots left when there's multiple people. We need to wait. Keep watching, and when the kid wakes up, have her sneakily crawl to find where the vent stops at.
>>20586495>Also, can you explain how the woman is important at all? I dunno, she's a female human who isn't a horrible mutant or dead. That makes her pretty special, I guess.
>>20586523So she has potential use as a breeder? I guess shooting her would be a bad idea.
>>20586467I say we watch and see what happens.
>>20586567That's long-term thinking. Did you forget you were already starving when you found her? Better to use the girl as a breeder when she gets older and you're not worrying about day-to-day survival.
>>20586506As a bonus, the operator's looks to be none other than our friend Russ. Shoot Airtank guy to kill, Kneecap Russ, it's time for some goddamned answers.Also we need to say something cool after we kneecap him. Not sure what.
>>20586601>"Ice" to meet you, Russ!
>>20586494>>20586495
rolled 9 = 9Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, Wanderer!
>>20586654shoot the guy with the gun first, or you'll get in trouble
rolled 5 = 5>>20586670Shoot the cop. Then climb out of the vent.
rolled 6 = 6>>20586670>>20586673
>>20586670 Move back aways so he has no clear line of sight, then attempt to intimidate the cop into restraining the other two guys.
rolled 7 = 7>>20586670Cop Shot
rolled 12 = 12>>20586670Shoot the one with the gun in the fucking face.
rolled 11 = 11>>20586699Fuck me, I put my roll in the wrong spot.
rolled 3 = 3>>20586680>>20586709>>20586730...Roll a d12 and link to this post!
>>20586775
rolled 8 = 8>>20586775
>>20586789OH THE SUSPENSE
rolled 2 = 2>>20586789>>20586775allofmyrage.jpg
rolled 2 = 2>>20586775Ice the bastard, take his gun.
>>20586796Yes! Good roll!
>>20586796
>>20586913Wipe that smile off that asshat's face.
>>20586938Screw the Windex, get the GUN!
>>20586938Get some answers out of this fucking Chester-the-Molester looking asshole doctor
rolled 10 = 10>>20586938First Roll is to kneecap Russ, second roll to intimidate the second doctor into lettting out your hot lady friend.
What now?
rolled 4 = 4>>20586995
>>20586998Let the girl out, first and foremostThen go after Russ
rolled 8 = 8>>20586998We've determined the woman is just good for babies, get her out and then bend her over for fucksies. Roll to coerce if necessary.
rolled 3 = 3>>20586998Send the kid after the astronaut and chase down russ after releasing the women.
>>20587049That sounds like a horrible idea.Take the kid with you and go after Russ. The woman can wait.
rolled 8 = 8>>20587157Rolling!
rolled 7 = 7>>20587157
rolled 3 = 3>>20587157gogogo
rolled 12 = 12>>20587157Awwright, give the woman our spare gun and lets hear the doc's prognosis!
rolled 9 = 9>>20587182Lets put the doctor in the machine to see what it dose! After he answers our questions, of course.
>>20587162
>>20587302
rolled 1 = 1>>20587302NUTSHOT NUTSHOT NUTSHOT
>>20587308IT IS TIME FOR QUESTIONS
>>20587302Alright, doctor asshole, answer good and answer quick, or I learnwhat this gun does on your face.What was in the calorie bars?What were you streaming through the boombox?Why did you put the woman in that tank?And you are going to lead us out of here.
rolled 11 = 11>>20587302Doctor Doctor, Gimme the news, I gotta bad case of wanting to fucking shoot you!No, but seriously there is a special hell for making people throw up their first meal in days, and I'd like to hear why'd you do that before I send you on your way to it.
>>20587421Yeah, that's nice, he's lucky to not be unconscious as it is. He's dead in no more than five minutes.
>>20587422>>20587402>>20587322
>>20587448Depending on where we hit him, 30 seconds. That's only if we hit an artery and he's not putting pressure on it.What I'm saying is, you might have to step on his bloodied up Junk.
>>20587476The point, doctor. *ballstep-arterysqueeze* Get to it.
>>20587516Okay, so the woman has potential use as a decoy, but the kid is important and we need to preotect her. Got it.
>>20587525Those federales were probably going to steal the girl and use her as a rape slave/baby factoryThat shit don't fly when the Wanderer is in town
>>20587516Swipe his keycard.
rolled 3 = 3punch him in the face for good measure and take key card.
>>20587635Apply some pressure, see if we can save him. He might be kind of useful, maybe he knows some medicine?
>>20587651We just shot his balls out, and he's bled out too much. He's already dead, really.
I can't tell if it would be enormously faggy or awesome to make a Wanderer cosplay outfit for like a convention or somethingI'm not the cosplaying type but it seems so easy and so obvious
rolled 4 = 4>>20587662Shoot the woman, her only use now is food. Keep her head just in case we need it later, you never know.
What will you do, Wanderer?
>>20587748We just found a gigantic cold storage facility filled with women, didn't we. DIDN'T WE!?
>>20587751THERE IS A CHAINSAW. THERE MUST BE GAS.
>>20587751Where the hell are we gonna keep all this? Or we could always just hole up here and make this place our own.
>>20587751First off, check what's inside the briefcasesThen, go fuckin' nuts, arm yourself, the girl, and the lady to the teeth
>>20587751>chainsaw>gray>solidGross.Anyway, clean the place out, hold up a bit and see what else we can scavenge.
>>20587751And it's not even christmas!>>20587714Don't forget to paint your face and hands yellow.>>20587728Stop being stupid.
>>20587751>chainswordMy God.
>>20587777I support this.
>>20587751That chainsaw is neither orange nor transparent.
>>20587714If you do, take pictures!
>>20587812>>20587777If the feds notice that their guys have gone silent, they are going to send in more to see what happened. It isn't going to be safe here in the long run.
>>20587751Well, there are handcuffs, so it sounds like it is time to start the re population with our female friend.
>>20587877She's sterile now, remember?
>>20587877She's probably sterile, remember?Also that sets a bad precedent for the kid. We should at least put forth a little effort to be a decent-ish guardian for her.
>>20587884>>20587322I think he meant the kid.
>>20587898No.Just, no.The kid doesn't deserve that after all this shit.
>>20587898No, I missed the part about being sterile. Ah well, at least we can take prisoners now.
>>20587931I'm thinking suitcase bombs. For later.For now: What's in the 2x2 cylindrical canisters?
>>20587960>>20587953Well there's my answer.Take both walkies, 1 metal detector, the chainsaw, the circular saw, and divest all of the remaining equipment of its batteries. Stuff batteries in a suitcase.
What now, Wanderer?
Don't let our guard down just yet.There's still one more cop running around somewhere, right?Also, there's no way we'll be able to carry everything -- especially the precious, precious gasoline -- on our bike and our backs.I wonder if this place has a motorpool. Heck, I'd settle for an employee parking lot.
>>20588008Anything we can fit in the cases, ammo, food, etc, we should grab. We're going to need it.
>>20588008Wheel the motorcycle in as to pack stuff on it and so we dont have to drag the gas cannisters outside to fill it up.
If we can, stuff the walkie talkies and some handcuffs in the suitcasesGo get the woman, wake her up, and make her carry some shit too, there's too much loot to wasteWe'll need to find that other guy at some point as well, before he springs a trap on us
>>20588050We should probably deal with the other people wanting to know why we shot them first.
>>20587993Give the lady the circular saw, she needs a weapon. Make sure we have one walkie talkie and the kid gas the other. Roll a gas drum out in front of us for the assault so we can scare them with a little fire. make sure we're as set as we can be on ammo and roll out. It's time to kick some ass.
>>20588008Time to leave, we've overstayed our welcome.
rolled 8 = 8>>20588208Pray to Lego Jeebus that the gun you stole is loaded with either tracers or incendiaries.Let's roll out one of those gas barrels and light it up.
>>20588237Roll a d12 and link to this post, please!
rolled 86 = 86>>20588371
rolled 2 = 2>>20588371
rolled 9 = 9>>20588371Choose the red one!
rolled 9 = 9>>20588371
>>20588391Rolled an 86Nailed it
Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever the kid does!
rolled 4 = 4>>20588487Stab 'im in the dick! In the diiiiick!
rolled 1 = 1>>20588487Bite his hand off!
rolled 8 = 8>>20588487Bite his hand, get stabby stabby in the soft spots
rolled 5 = 5>>20588487Solar-plexus, instep, nose groin.Make him sing
>>20588487Die Crying like a bitch
>>20588497
rolled 9 = 9Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do!
rolled 6 = 6>>20588603We can't leave her. Throw a briefcase at him, you said they were sturdy.
rolled 6 = 6>>20588603Shoot his knife hand and chainsaw the fucker's head off
rolled 4 = 4>>20588603"No blocks." Shoot him in between his faggot eyes.
rolled 3 = 3>>20588603Time for a mexican standoff.Aim our weapon at the stack of fuel canisters."The girl leaves with me, or nobody leaves"
rolled 8 = 8>>20588655Rolling for this.
rolled 4 = 4>>20588655likewise
rolled 12 = 12>>20588633Last chance!Roll a d12 for whatever you do, or whatever the kid does!
rolled 2 = 2>>20588719Aww shit, standoff with the gun to the petrol, it's the only way.
>>20588719Man the dice gods want this kid to die.
rolled 9 = 9>>20588719Round 2:Solar-plexus Instep Nose GroinGogogo!
>>20588729NoNo fuck youFuck you Fuck you in the ass
rolled 9 = 9>>20588733That roll is for the kid, BTW
>>20588729Yep fucking dropped sorry LQ, it was fun while it lasted.
rolled 6 = 6>>20588719Kid grabs the knifeWe go in for the kill/subdual
>>20588733Oh please pick this roll instead of the other onePlease for the love of godDon't fuck us here
>>20588729
>>20588925FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
Gasp!What a nightmarish turn of events!I hope everyone had fun!
>>20588729>>20588925not>>20588733>>20588765(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
>>20588981I did have fun, even though I only managed to make everything go horribly.See you next time, LQ!
>>20589008Sorry, anon. A 12 would have done it.I even would have fudged a 10.But a 9 just wasn't enough, especially on top of the 2.
>>20588941
>>20588925GA DAMN>>20588981One hell of a cliffhanger, LQ! Continuing tomorrow in 12 hours again?
>>20589008>tableflip.txtGet the fuck out.
>>2058904112 hours from now?...That might actually work. How many of you are going to be around?
LQ, do you write out basic plot nodes when it comes to a quest, or do you just make it all up on the fly? Basically, how scripted are these?Also, just how many minifigs do you own?
so I miss a legoquest thread, and...Dammit, this is what we get for going back to save the whore. I knew we should have left her out in the wastes. She didn't even help us out in that standoff. And to top it off, we lost the only trustworthy second gunner in the entire damn world.Goddamn she is probobly on a chopper being escorted to new Eden or something and we will never see her again.Oh well, I suppose the life of the murderhobo was all that the wanderer could ever hope to have. At any rate, we need to dump miss used up and useless as soon as we get out of this joint, if we even can get out of here.
>>20589065All I make up beforehand is the opening scene and maybe a couple of set pieces. Like for this game, all I knew was that I wanted to have some kind of underground base with a grate-gate in the side of a cliff. Everything else I just make up as I go along.>just how many minifigs do you own?Oh boy, I don't know... more than a hundred. Maybe not two hundred.
>>20589064I'll be here around that time.
As I post this amazing fanart of the Wanderer and the kid, I remind everyone that most LQ episodes are archived on suptg:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=lego%20questAnd don't forget the LQ wiki:http://legoquest.wikia.com/
>>20589088No.We're going to save her.It's the only option. We told her we'd take care of her, and by god we're going to.
>>205890648:30 AM is a little early for me but I guess I do need to fix my sleep schedule so I'll try.
>>20589116>Oh boy, I don't know... more than a hundred. Maybe not two hundred.That sure makes my measly two dozen seem a lot less impressive.
>>20589143>Single man>SUPERSEKRITEVOLBAEZ!!!!!!111111one>Attack that shit and win.>With rolls like these.Uhhh yeah good luck with that
>>20589142That drawfag reporting in. I'm honored.And I'll be around in twelve hours as well. Cheers. (But seriously, already getting antsy. Damn cliffhanger!)
>>20589143Take care of the whore?I don't remember anyone promising her anything other than a hot dicking.
>>20589144Hey, should we just try for noon, your time, then? Like how we started today. I think less people will be sleeping.
>>20589031(╯°□°）╯︵ /(.□. \）no u
