PREVIOUSLY ON LADY ROBOT MASTER QUEST:>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20513994/>4chan (or possibly 4chanX) stopped letting me postYou are Blade Woman, your mission is to spread the MORRIGAN virus throughout every single Robot Master in Mega Man history. This is part of Dr. Wily's latest plan, which is hella awesome, like his other plans that involved disguising himself as Mr. X, making buildings shaped like skulls, and stealing an alien energy source for no reason.You were looking to bang Flash Man, found out he was looking for female models to pose for 'classy' photographs. You wound up forming an investigative team of yourself, Plum, Splash Woman, and Roll to see what he's doing, because you've got some suspicions.In investigating, everyone disappeared somehow, leaving you standing alone in Flash Man's studio.
You have already infected all these guys, and are infected with one other Stalker virus.See, those are other versions of the MORRIGAN virus. You've already fought and defeated Shade Man, and Blade Man who carried the DEMITRI and HSIENKO viruses respectively. Cut Man's JEDAH virus was benign, so you let him go.Still infected with two more, which is bad. Wow, this all seems really stupid.You also selected the following upgrades:>Class - More respectable>Wisdom - You got a Wikipedia in your head>Charm - The less said about this the better, MAXED OUT
FAQ:>this is terrible, you are terrible. report/sage/etcI ain't drawing no porn, this is just softcore silly fun. That's it, no nudity, never. Give it a shot, might enjoy it maybe?>i am morbidly interested in this, but i never know when you updateI'm keeping a semi-regular schedule, I make sure to tell you when the next update will be at the end of every chapter now. If that's not enough, you can get up to the minute updates on my twitter: https://twitter.com/bizarroDFThat about covers it, what do?>_
Pose in front of the spotlights, obviously
>>20558506Equip Metal Blade, seriously.
You switch to Metal Blade and strike a pose.Aw yeah, work it.You feel a strange almost magnetic force pulling you from behind the sheet.
>>20558731Look behind the sheet!
You remove the sheet and find a giant electromagnet.Oh, that's all, heheh
>MORRIGAN virus>JEDAH virus>Dr.Wilywhat the fuck I'm reading.exe
>>20558809Just to be sure, pull the plug on that thing.
AAAHYou find yourself pulled onto the giant magnet somehow.
>>20558835Switch to magnet man's power, that should render us immune to this infernal contraption.
You switch to the Magnet Missile and pop off of the giant magnet.Flash Man appears before you, and says he's surprised actually, he had that thing tuned to only grab the unique magnetic signature emitted by ceramic titanium, and he thought that your Reach Blade didn't use ceramic titanium. Man, that's weird huh?
>>20558914Punch him. It's still sex when we shove our robot arm his ass, right?Or just ask him what the fuck he's doing.
You ask Flash Man what all this is about.He says he's got this virus thing called a Stalker, and all the people with Stalkers try to fight each other and most of them can copy powers. So, he figured it was a matter of time before someone copied his weakness and tried to fight him. Well, instead of going to them, he figured he'd lure them here with a big magnet that neutralizes his weakness. Good plan right?
>>20559103Quite Impressive. Disable the magnet with spark man's weapon, then switch back to metal blade.
In the second it takes you to switch to the Spark Shock, Flash Man slams you up onto the walls inside this big clampy thing.He says he'd kill you, but its hard for him to use the Flash Stop and a buster weapon at the same time so he's got to find like, a knife or a screwdriver or something...
>>20559228Use super arm to destroy whatever he imprisoned us in.
You use the Super Arm to break out of the thing.At the sound of the metal exploding and then clattering on the ground, Flash Man looks back, and realizes he may be in more trouble than he thought.
>>20559387Magnet still operational?
You look behind Flash Man and see that the giant magnet is still on.Flash Man looks ready for some shit, and has found a screwdriver.
>>20559481Use Rebound Striker to fill the room around us with projectiles. That way his time stop will be useless once we get enough balls going.
>>20559481Or actibate Scorch Wheel, so he can't get close to us with that screwdriver.
You activate the Rebound Striker, and fill the room with balls.Flash Man has no idea what the fuck is going on.
>>20559685Activate Rainflush to to set the room under water, and then switch to Spark Shork to either shock Flash Man, or avoid getting shocked by the magnet's power supply.
You activate Rain Flush and flood the room with acid rain.Flash Man continues to have no idea what's going on.
>>20559792Activate Spark Shock to overload the magnet's electrics, then Metal Blade Flash Man.
You then switch to Spark Shock and flash fry Flash Man.
>>20559850You sure did draw a lot of balls for something that's supposed to be SFW.
>>20559876i never thought id use an image from this twice
You switch to the Metal Blade, and I remove all those balls to make this easier to draw more SFW.You find the magnet fried and Flash Man stunned by the Spark Shock.
>>20559850Metal Blade time!
>>20559959Get 'im.
>>20559959Well, guess we've defeated him. Do we actually need to destroy him, or is this enough?
You go ahead and move in for the kill.He's like aw shit.
>>20559959Wait, do him first.
Properties:>Other>Stops timeTIME STOPPER has evolved into REFLEX STOPPER!It will now automatically activate if you are in danger, however will only last a moment in that situation.
You have hit another milestone!You may now select another upgrade while I disappear for 40 minutes or so to attend to tasks.
>>20560146Skill, perhaps?
Guys, wait. I've figured it out.Now. If you could create a humanoid robot. What's the first thing you'd make?A sex bot.However, Wily spent 8 games making exclusively MALE robot masters.What does this mean? Wily likes men.Splash woman was probably part of a hetero-curious phase that he got over.He infected us with the MORRIGAN virus, not in a bid to take over the world, but an attempt to prove that girls are weak and icky.
>>20560146I'm going with wisdom
>>20560269Does that mean we can just grab Splash- and Quake Woman and run off?
Skill, if that's used for fighting. If not, wisdom.Where do we have our class, by the way?
>>20560162>>20560280>>20560316>>20560351Skill does factor into combat, with a higher skill rating you might not have lost your arm in the fight with Blade Man.Class is kept in your gauntlet things, I figured it'd be like bracelets or something.
>>20560517Skull it is then.
You decide to take a point in SKILL!Finally, you can walk the walk, a truly handy ability to have as you are already quite capable of talking the talk.
>>20560645We should work out if, by the way we use our walk, an observer could tell that we're a man's woman, with no time to talk.
Welp, all that's left is Pharaoh Man then.
>>20560645Yay, we're adequate!
>>20560645Put skill in gauntlets, move class to feet. If you can't move stuff. put skill in feet.
>>20560715fuck i was gonna put it there in the first place when i proposed it ages agoshit what have i been doing fucking it all up
You find Pharaoh Man boredly looking at some rock thing he's bombarding with electricity.
>>20560870"So what's all this, then?"Also, I'm not making sense of Flash Man's stalker icon, which did he have?
>>20560893PYRON
>>20560870"That's not how you make coffee, silly."
>>20560919Did we keep the other female stalker in our head around for.... fun?
>>20560934We got the ability to equip a second weapon out of HSIEN-KO
You tell Pharaoh Man this is the craziest coffee machine you've ever seen.He stutters a bit, surprised, and tells you that this isn't a coffee machine. It's the project Wily has had him on for a long time, reviving Ra Moon. He's been on it for AGES and has pretty much given up, so he just sort of hits with electricity and does crosswords or watches movies or whatever, you know, keeps busy.You check with MORRIGAN to see if the other Stalkers were kept, MORRIGAN informs you that their positive traits are absorbed, and then they are deleted. It's just how this works. It's in their program.
>>20561009Secondary goal: Acquire back-up copy of HSIEN-KO.Anyway, who the fuck is, or was, Ra Moon?
You ask him what a Ra Moon is.Ra Moon was this ancient alien supercomputer found by Dr. Wily in South America. It's capable of building robots in just a few seconds using little more than dust and stone as raw material. Legend says it is also the source of human suffering. A while back Mega Man destroyed it, and ever since then Dr. Wily has been putting Robot Masters to work trying to rebuild it.So that's what Pharaoh Man has been doing for who knows how long.
>>20561125What has Pharaoh Man done to deserve this?
You ask him who he pissed off to get stuck with this job.He tells you nobody really, he's just the only one around here that knows a lot about super old machinery and mechanisms, so he's the one who's gotta do it.
>>20561215Advise him to shoot it into the sun and tell Wily that Ra Moon had to return to its home planet.
You suggest he chuck it into the sun and just say Ra Moon went home.He considered it, but he can't throw away something so irreplaceable and old, besides, maybe someday someone will get it working again.
>>20561367Oh well. ... Fuck, what does he know about the thing so far?This thing seems like it shouldn't fucking work based on physics alone, but hey, we can stop time so whatever.If it doesn't work based on normal physics, I dunno. Maybe we can chuck random bullshit at it and see if it works.I.e. see how it responds to a Bright Flash.
>>20561367Well, even if they managed to get it working again, wouldn't it, like, destroy the world.
>>20561418I think we haven't fought Bright Man.
>>20561367Try licking it.
>>20561474Balls.Well, Pharaoh man is weak to the stopping of time, and we fought at least one of those time stoppers that pops up every two games.
>>20561491Yeah, we just got Flash Man's.
You switch to the Time Stopper, turn off the power dumping electricity on the Ra Moon fragment, and lick it.You don't get a reaction out of Ra Moon.
>>20561576I dunno.Maybe we need to massage it or something?Slowly at first of course.
>>20561576Sweet talk Ra Moon a little. Maybe give him a little power hump
You caress the Ra Moon shard and whisper sweet nothings into its... face.Again, Ra Moon seems completely indifferent.
>>20561703Ride the ancient alien like a mechanical bull.
>>20561703Bah.Ask Pharaoh Man if he has any thoughts on the matter.Like, what's he thinking about now?
>>20561703Ask Ra Moon about his handsome friend in the yellow outfit.
rolled 12 = 12>>20561788Yes
You stradle the Ra Moon piece and ask it about it's friend in yellow over there, wonder what he thinks of this? Well, Pharaoh man? What do you think of this?He just sort of stutters and sputters.
rolled 12 = 12>>20561902Ask him if he'd rather keep playing with his silly rock or come play with us.
>>20561902Tell him theres plenty of room on Ra Moon for the two of you.
You ask him if maybe he's getting a little jealous of Ra Moon over here and maybe wants to get some of this himself?He's like uhhhhhhhhh okay sure.
Properties:>Energy>Fire
>>20562071VICTORY VICTORY VICTORY.
>>20562012D'aaaaaw, he's so adorable.
Welp, onto the next speed dial. You gotta select eight more robot masters... sheesh, how many are left? You've been through quite a few now.
rolled 10, 16, 8, 14, 13, 6, 7, 16 = 90>>20562162Dice
>>20562162Bright ManHeat ManSkull ManCharge ManDive ManPlant ManYamato ManKnight Man
>>20562336We already did Yamato Man. Do the sheep one instead.
>>20562133Hey, the Blade Woman on Milestone 5 is a bit lower than the others. I only noticed it because the other four had their eyes above the bottom of my screen and the fifth didnt.
>>20562500Oh, sorry. I've only played Mega Man 2-4, so most of the stuff that came after 4 looks all the same to me.
>>20562500>Do the sheep one Welsh Man?
With that, the speed dial is loaded.LOADED AND READYREADY FOR NEXT TIMELADY ROBOT MASTER QUEST, SAME TIME, SAME BOARD, BUT THIS TIME ON THURSDAY NIGHTHope y'all have been enjoying it, see ya in some days.
>>20562662Thanks for the thread but... they really made a Mega Man game with a Sheep Man? Really? Not joking?
>>20562677Yeah, 9 or 10, one of the brand new ones.BUT YEAH SHEEP MANS DUMBLETS GO BACK TO THE GUY WITH SCISSORS ON HIS HEAD OR THE DUDE WEAK AGAINST HIS OWN WEAPON
>>20562719>BUT YEAH SHEEP MANS DUMBNot really, but I thought they kept the animal inspired bosses to the Mega Man X series. (Only played the first one)> THE DUDE WEAK AGAINST HIS OWN WEAPONHuh, which one was that?
>>20562755Metal Man is, I think a few others.Thing about Megaman X is the mavericks tend to be Blankblank Animal, whereas (most) classic series bosses are designed to have 'real life' application first, with only a few being boss-fight types. Sheep Man was designed to take care of sheep, which makes as much sense as an excavation robot shaped like a pharaoh.
>>20562797There was Snakeman too, wasn't he built for exploring stuff with little snakebots?
>>20562806Yeah.Mega Man is silly.
>>20562806A gynecologist?
>>20562816>>20562806>>20562797I, for one, look forward to make Sheep Man Blade Woman's pillow.
