apolgies for being late this is the second thread for Pokemon Mafia. As stated in the last thread i said i was gonna start up the thread hoping either the op or some brave anon will come and take over allowing the quest to continue for more awesomeness.previous thread of awesomeness http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20523913/
Hey RaffiaDon? You still around?
>>20549203>>20526982In your dreams are shapes and dark.You are jolted awake by the sound of trees falling and crashing through the undergrowth. You leap to your feet and peer out the hole in the trunk. Sure enough, there are several young trees strewn across the path leading back towards the stream.There is something moving around through the leaves making a great deal of noise. It sounds large. Do you investigate or ignore it?
>>20549546IS THAT YOU, OP OF LAST THREAD?If so, lets go check out the noise
>>20549546Stick head out of tree - If we're spotted, FLEE!
>>20549546Maybe it is more of those 'trainers' as before come to bother us, Do you hear their loud sounds?Or maybe it's some other pokemon thinking they can take on a less then 24 hour old Ruffet.Prove them wrong.
find out what it is. For those of you who don't know, we are a Rufflet, An eaglet motherfucker who don't take no for an answer and NEVER backs down. He also KO'ed two Pokemon and a trainer within a few hours of birthhttp://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Rufflet_%28Pok%C3%A9mon%29
investigate and then challenge for glorious combat.
>>20549546You jump down to the forest floor and look down the path you came down yesterday. A large tree now lies across the road, how it got there is anybody's guess. You are a day old, but something in your gut tells you that if that tree wasn't there yesterday, something must have knocked it down. Something strong. And you are Rufflet. You fight strong things. It's what you doAlmost recklessly you jump on top of the fallen tree to get a good look around. There are trees lying all around the path. Over by the stream, one of the trees is MOVING. Like it's being dragged by something. As your bravado overcomes what common scene you have, you jump across the fallen tree trunks to get in close. You leap over a former Oak tree when you come face to face with the thing that was, quite obviously now that you see it, cutting the trees down with it's TEETH
>>20549712You lock eyes with the new creature. It looks at you with mild surprise, dropping the branch it held in it's forepaws. It is clearly bigger than you, buy only just. It's two aforementioned teeth are enormous in size, looking all the more comical as it turns it's head quizzically at you and stares."Bidoof?" it says
>>20549750REND AND TEAR!Peck it right in the derp fuckers face
>>20549750MURDER THE FOUL THING
>>20549750As you size up the creature, two more appear on the ridge to your right. They look at you with the same look of mild surprise and interest the first had shown. One of them looks at you then at it's comrade in front of you and speaks to it"Ey Mick, where you checkin' for nests when you started fellin' the wood?""Naw, I prolly shouda eh? Dis lil feller looks fresh outta the egg, you okay lil feller?"You are now outnumbered three to one. Still an even fight if you were to ask yourself. They clearly don't intend to attack. Do you seize the opportunity of surprise or answer "Mick"?
>>20549804Tell him you challenge him to a fight, and once you win you are challenging the other two. You may be the baddest motherfucker in the woods, but that doesn't mean you can't be civil!
>>20549837Seconded. They're so much less annoying than that freakin' electric mouse. Lets be nice before we kick their shit.
challenge them to battle
>>20549804You look Mick in his eyes and announce your intent to duel him for the rights to the trees he's cutHe looks at you with a slack jaw, then begins to laugh. His comrades look at each other and at you, grinning from ear to ear.Mick catches his breath and says "HOO-Kay llil' feller, ya wanna scrap do ya? Little kid like you could use an early life lesson I suppose. Reckon I even got..heh heh!.. the honah of bein yer first Ground-type opponent!" he throws a sly glance at his cohorts, who giggle softly"Only if a human doesn't count" you say coldly"Phwatsat? Kiddo ya want yerself a fight, ya gots one! Ere I come!"And with that, the beaver pokemon lunges at you.Dodge or counter?
>>20549901Counter. A true man faces his foes head on.
>>20549901You brace yourself and stand your ground. The Bidoof smacks into with the force of a cinder block. You are sent skidding backwards into the tree trunk behind you. Dusty but unfazed you leap back to your feet, and you screech bloody murder at the top of your lungs before charging head on at the bigger Pokemon.He stands on his hind legs and before you can shift your trajectory your head meets a thick layer of flab, sending you flying back into the trunk. Your opponent has a big smile on his face and his fellows are in tears of laughter. You are now mildly upset.You pick your next target: his faceYou leap head-first like a bat out of hell, he moves almost carelessly to meet your attack with his stomachSo you shift your body and present to him your Talons
>>20549976"THWACK"Mick the Bidoof is sent through the tree behind him headfirst sending splinters of fresh wood flying everywhere. Something hits you on the head like a pebble. You look down to discover it's a tooth. You take a deep breath and howl your name to the heavens.The other two Bidoof look on in shock. You turn to face them, an expression of pure scorn on your face."H-Hey lookie here kid, we don't want n-no trouble now! We just doin' what us folk do y-ya know?"Do you let them leave unscathed? Of course not, you are RUFFLET
>>20550079Do not harm them overly much, but leave them a mark to remember us by. One that proves that there was a fight and WE won. Maybe a battlescar across the chest for the both of them.
>>20549901A Ground-type Bidoof?
>>20550079>I am multitasking right now so apologies if these take a whileYou launch up at the nearest one like a rocket. You land a mighty straight kick into his chin sending him somersalting into the canopy. His comrade screams and scampers away towards the river. You pounce like a raptor and dig your claws into his back before lifting him up above the treetops with your powerful day-old wings. Under normal circumstances, you would be relishing the fact that this is your first flight ever. But only one thing is on your mind now.Flapping hard, you toss the Bidoof up and catch him by the fur on his neck so you can deliver the next attack straight to his face. His eyes read of primal terror as he trembles in your claws. You look him in the eyes and say"These trees are MINE now. If you or any of your buddy's want trees, you come to ME"and with that, you drop the Pokemon twice your size and weight into the river below with a resounding splash.
>>20550176>"These trees are MINE now. If you or any of your buddy's want trees, you come to ME"And thus a Don is born
>>20550123Maybe he was teasing the supposed ignorance of Rufflet and just being a dick
>>20550226Oh, that makes sense. Trying to trick his opponent in an honourable duel, bah.
>>20550176You feel great. Incredibly great. You have been in three fights and not a single defeat. You haven't even had breakfast. You suddenly come to your senses and realize you are flyingHow natural it feels! You flex your wings and swoop about for a while. From this high up, you can see that the river goes far off into the hills, while all around there are mountains off into the horizon. You can see where the woods meet the meadow you were born in. Turning round, you see that there are strange shapes beyond the woods, sort of pointy red hills with white sides all clustered together. There are big spinning white shapes dotting the hills here and there. Something tells you that is a place where trainers come from.Which way do you go? You are hungry
>>20550329Let's avoid the trainer place, they're annoying and not good eating.Stay in the woods for now, find some berries and other such foodstuffs.
>>20550329You drift down into the woods and perch on one of Your trees. You wonder if the Bidoof will remember their lesson? You own the trees now, at least, you think you do. You wonder what possessed you to say something like that?Something is chirping to the left, off behind you a feminine voice is singing something that sounds like "Buuuterfreeee...Buuuterfreee..." softly, and in front of you are some berry-bushes.Which to go after first?
find some berries and go check out that creek we saw earlier.
berries first then pokemon.
>>20550469Berries first and then we'll get some butterfly bitches.
>>20550469You glide down to the nearest bush and swallow the first berry that you see. It's a little unripe but good all the same. Something rustles through the undergrowth nearby, through the leaves you catch a glimpse of something large and purple."Tox-i-croak, Tox-i-croak" it chants absentlyWith a furtive glance at the newcomer, you resume feasting on the berries. Feeling full, you move towards the stream for a drink
>>20550545A few sips of the cool water is very refreshing. A glance upriver reveals that the Bidoof trio had been hard at work for some time, as tree stumps dot the banks for a good distance. You smirk, not an hour ago was your little confrontation. You ponder for a moment, when from behind you comes "Butterfreee...Butterfreee...Butterfree?"you turn around and come face to face with the biggest bug your day-and-a-half old self has ever seen
challenge the butterfree to combat.
Can we fuck the butterfree?
>>20550621You regard the stranger quietly, when she speaks"Hello there! I'm Butterfree! What's your name?"something about the cheerfulness in her voice reminds you of Pachirisu and you scowl."Rufflet.""Nice to meet you Rullflet! You have very pretty colors!" She smiles brightly. "Want to help me find flowers for Teddiursa's birthday party?"Do you help?
>>20550681RUFFLET? COLLECT FLOWERS WITH A BUTTERFLY?Do it. I want to see where this goes
>>20550681>our agressive Rufflet at a Pokemon birthday party surrounded by cute happy Pokemonthis can only have one outcome
>>20550681I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY.I SAW THAT OLD THREAD WITH NIGH A SINGLE POST ON IT, AND CONTRIBUTED.AND LO, IT WAS GOOD.We say to Butterfree "Only if you can best me in MORTAL KKKKOMBAT"
>>20550681>our aggressive Rufflet at a Pokemon birthday party surrounded by cute happy Pokemonthis can only have one outcome
>>20550759Why did your post have two outcomes?
Do it, the bear will be an even better opponent!
>>20550681You briefly consider fighting her, but one look at her lets you conclude that she is obviously not much of a fighter. She is so light the breeze threatens to blow her away, yet there she is, beaming and fluttering.You figure that whatever a birthday "party" is, it can only mean there will be more, bigger Pokemon to dominate."OK" you sayShe flutters around you excitedly "Great! Come with me! There's a great flower patch I know not far from here, come on I'll take you there!"You stifle the urge to grumble and follow her upstream. You go a short distance when, sure enough, there is a large patch of flowers on a grassy riverbank"Come on! I'll pick a bunch I can carry, you pick a bunch you can carry, OK?"You say nothing and you tell yourself it's for the best
>>20550835Get to grabbin' dat shitinb4 Vileplume or Sunkern and evolution or some other shit out of nowhere
hopefully there are many pokemon who will be willing to fight us. Help the butterfree and keep telling ourselves this is for the sake of finding challenging strong opponents.
>>20550835A patch of dark red poppys draws your attention. You like the color red, it reminds you of something...Butterfree is gracefully fluttering from patch to patch and singing to herself, a bouquet forming in her tiny armsYou gather three poppys in your beak and hop over to her"M' done" you say"This way then!" she gestures toward the sun-dappled woods away from the river. She strains under the weight of her floral baggage and leads you on through the brush. A sudden thought strikes you, maybe you can offer to carry her flowers for her? You shake the errant thought out of your head. You are Rufflet. If anyone were to see you doing this you would be... mortified! This feels so unbecoming of a rising Pokemon champion......Maybe you should offer to carry her load?
>>20550919of course we shall carry her load for doing so it would it more difficult for us more challenging allowing us to grow stronger we MUST do it.
>>20550919...........I'm tempted to yell "SHAKE DAT SHIT OFF, MAN UP, AND KEEP ON", but something makes me think.........Help it out a bit. You can call on her for a favor later.
>>20550919You stop. Butterfree seems like a nice person. You will gain little by being unfriendly to a weaker Pokemon"Burr' Free?" you say through your mouthful of poppys"Hmm?" she turns to face you. You spit out the flowers and offer your help"You look tired. Would you like me to...carry that for you?"She looks speechless for a split second, then breaks out a wide smile"Aww! Thanks Rufflet, your so thoughtful! I was getting a little tired back there!" and with that, she loads you up with more flowers than a gardeners convention. Great. You look absolutely fabulous now. If the Spearow or Bidoof were to see you now..."Come on then! Party is just over the hill there!" says Butterfree
>>20551049ch if they could see us they would be jelly of the purity of how macho we are. Any lets see who is over the hill so we can identify the strong and challenge the to glorious battle.
>>20551160YES, THE CHOICE IS MADE. CONTINUE FORWARD.
>>20551049As you come over the crest of the hill you see the grassy clearing ahead. So this is what Butterfree meant by "party"! At least a dozen Pokemon are all milling about, some are chasing each other through the sun dappled grass in a game of tag, others are chatting in the shade. There are brightly coloured ribbons adorning the surrounding tree branches, and many more are being hung by an assortment of happy flying and bug types. The atmosphere is of cheer and playfulness. You feel slightly queasy.Butterfree flys up along side you "Come on!" she says excitedly as she gathers the flowers off of you "I'll introduce you to everybody!"With a poppy still in your beak, you shoot her a look from behind as she flutters down toward the party
hey op if you are ever unable to do the quest anymore give us a heads up. perhaps allowing a brave anon to take it up.
>>20551224go with her if she introduces everybody it will allow us to identify which ones will be the best to challenge.
You begin to size up the other partygoers. You count at least fifteen Pokemon including Butterfree. Not bad. There are a few scrappy looking ones, a pair of what look like twins who disturbingly remind you of Pachirisu and a great deal of cute and fluffy. Ugh. You can also see one large, grey hulk on four legs with tusks as big as you. Now we're talking! You suddenly feel much MUCH more exited for this party! A massive wasp flies down, it has stingers instead of hands. You don't even notice the huge grin forming on your face when Butterfree flutters out into the middle of the clearing and loudly clears her throat"Ahem! Attention everybody! I'd like you all to meet my new friend... Rufflet!"
>>20551369Introduce ourself, do the bird version of cracking our knuckles and ask who thinks they're tough enough to fight us.
perfect we must challenge them all to glorious combat after all we first appeared weak who says that those who appear weak are actually weak.
>>20551369Hello>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWqKPWO5T4oI have come here, on this day, the day of this birthday, as a service for you. These woods, and all that encompass it, are under my protection now. I have already shown those that think they can muscle in, do what they wish, what punishment awaits them. From Bidoofs, carelessly cutting down trees, to trainers, as they call themselves, attacking, without warning.I have shown that they should respect me, and you will soon do the same.
>>20551416We should set the flowers down in an appropriate location first.
>>20551369You are suddenly surrounded by smiling faces and cheerful greetings. The guests start introducing themselves."HI! I'M PLUSE!" screams the first twin "THIS IS MINUN!""Hi.""Hyah I'm Budew!" says a green berry"My names-zz-Beeedrill-zzzz-nice-zz to meet you-zz"says the drill handed wasp"Donphan's the name. Charmed!" says the grey hulkyou learn more names. Eevee and Stantler. Dustox and Loltad. Pichu and Snivy. You feel like it's going to be a fun, FUN party. Totodile, Treecko and Torchick, the latter who seems to enjoy the fact you are both covered in feathers
>>20551430>OP of original thread here, sorry if this is taking a while. I'll try to type faster. Expect something like this soon>>20551456>is my post
so many to challenge.........must challenge........must challenge them ALL.
>>20551471You should really give yourself a name so we know where your posts are, makes it easier to pick you out.Like PokeProf or something. MarlonBrandOak Giovanni
Throw flowers into air, strike for the eyes of the toughest as they are all distracted!
>>20551494agreed namefagging is VERY useful when running quests.
please choose a name op and tell us when you gonna run the quest also alert us if your gonna stop running it. after all its a great sign a anon stepped up to run the quest during your absence. Meaning that if you go the quest will survive as brave anon will step up to the plate in your stead.
>>20551515that......that is PERFECT this one please this one.
>>20551456Ask if any of them would like to fight
>>20551456"Quickly everyone!" says Stantler (those antlers look dangerous, you are feeling better by the minute) "Teddiursa is on his way! Get ready!"There is a flurry of activity. The Pokemon are scurrying about, trying to hid themselves. You are bumped into by Donphan, who urges you to "hide behind me, little buddy!" as he packs you into a nearby bushyou begin to wonder when the opportunity to challenge him will come, when a small bear cubis lead out of the woods by the biggest, meanest looking Mother-Hubbard you have ever laid eyes on"WHAT is THAT" you exclaim"Ursaring, Teddiursa's big brother! But keep it down! it's a SURPRISE party!" Donphan whispersOh it's a party now all right. You have found your first opponent
>>20551492>I like. Unsecured for now, will look into tripcode for future use. I'm glad you guys like what I'm doing!
>>20551542its its beautiful SO many opponents and a super strong one to start it all off to boot sniff shed a single tear for the sheer joy of what awaits us.
>>20551542Also whats a party?I was 'actually' born, err, hatched yesterday.>Or do we pretend we know what we're talking aboutYeah, it'll be a surprise alright, You can handle the little one right, I'll go for the eyes of the big one. These yups have been muscling in on you right?
>>20551518>I hope so!>>20551542The giant bear is holding his paws over the smaller one's eyes. Ursaring looks around, smiles an impressive arsenal of teeth and booms "SUPRISE!"Everyone leaps out at once and hollers "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TEDDIURSA!"You step out of the bush with your eyes fixated on Ursaring. How, HOW can you begin this fight? Everyone is milling about the birthday bear. Maybe you can use him to get to his brother? You need a plan. An honorable plan.
>>20551610heh easy our "gift" will be front row seats when we challenge everybody until we are defeated and the birthday bear gets to list the order. Considering that he will most likely select his bro first since after all that is his brother. Either way we get all the lovely fighting we want and gave a gift besides heh.
>>20551610Teddiursa is beside himself. Little guy looks only a year old himself. You sometimes forget your own age! Hopefully on your birthday you will get a party full of giants to beat down! You too share the same giddy expression on your face.Suddenly Ursaring holds up his massive paws and says "Alright little brother, what's it gonna be? You want to play "Trainer" again this year?"Trainer? You know that word..."Yeah!" Says Teddiursa "Can I pick my team? Can I?""You sure can! Who's it gonna be?""Uuh.. Donphan!...uum... Totodile...aaand... umm...?" He looks up at his older brother with a look of hopefulness on his little faceOh, this is just too perfect. A plan forms instantly in your mind
>>20551658Oh yes. Oh yes.
>>20551658Excellent, we'll sweep their entire team.
>>20551675so many opponents to beat down its just like christmas!
>>20551658Ursaring looks down at his brother and says "Oh, alright. I guess I'll be in your team again." His broad smile betrays his true feelings. "Of course, I'll have to go easy on the other guys!" this is met by knowing looks and chuckles from the larger Pokemon"OK, who's gonna be the other trainer?" Treecko asks"I will! Me!" a tiny little voice pips up. It's Pichu"And who do you pick for YOU team, Pichu"Yes. YES!"Umm...OH! I know! Totodile, Stantler and-!"Now is your chance. You leap out of the crowd at once"I volunteer!" You project in your most imposing voice possibleThe crowd is silent for a moment. Pichu looks at you with a wide eyed expression
>>20551722"You...uh..you sure?" his doubt nearly causes you to snap back"Yes.""Okay then! I choose... Rufflet!"the applause is a good sound. You savor it"Great! Here are the rules" Ursaring interjects "Trainers is a game based on what the humans like to do: One Pokemon gives orders in a battle, the three Pokemon under his command follow them! Everybody know your moveset?"Nods abound. What's a moveset?"Your a Flying type right?" Pichu's tiny voice picks up "You know GUST?""I know how to fight and win. That's all that is needed"
>>20551757Gust? Dafuq you talkin' bout? Do I look like a pidgey?We be Rufflet, we peck shit. Maybe possibly Fury Attack/Wing Attack if we're a high enough level.
>"I know how to fight and win. That's all that is needed"truly the most fitting and perfect answer.
>>20551722>>20551658Is there more than one Totodile, or what the penis is happening?
>>20551771were not even past level 5 dude at best were at 3 or 4.
"Here we go then! Dustox is referee! Let's have a good clean fight!"The voices start to drown out. You attention is now on the three Pokemon standing across from you. Ursaring, Totodile and Donphan. Size, teeth and armored hide. This is gonna be good."Aaaaannnddd...FIGHT!"Pichu begins yelling. Teddiursa begins yelling. Everyone begins makins some kind of noise. You ignore it all. You are Rufflet. You know only the glory of the Fight.You Screechthen you Charge
>>20551780>whoops. I meant Torchick. It's 3 AM and I was working all day, a guy makes mistakes sometimes!
>>20551809Also take some time to proofread your posts before you hit submit pokedon.say everything out, so you dont feel silly reading it later one.
>>20551783>>20551783come to think of it his brother must at least be a level 30 shit were gonna get our asses stomped. Ah well it will be worth the experience.
>>20551814>so you dont feel silly reading it later one.It helps when you practice what you preach, dawg. But, as PokeDon has stated, it's 3 AM, so I give no fucks.
>>20551791You head straight for Ursaring. He has no idea what is coming.You take a running leap straight for the circle on his broad stomach and barrel into him with the force of a cannonball"WHOOOF!"He falls on his rear and slides along the ground with you embedded an inch into his gut"TIME! TIME!" Dustox is yellingUrsaring looks astonished. You dislodge yourself and leap back for another attack when Donphan steps in your way"What in the name of creation are you DOING, guy?"
>>20551858Is this gay LARP trainer battles where you throw tissue paper to use Water Gun?
>>20551858Fighting?That's what the trainer tried to do to me, tried to cast me in an iron shell, so i knocked him flat on his ass. As i have again.
>>20551858Fighting? Is that not I am suppost to do?
>>20551858well last time i fought against a trainer i hit below the belt. considering this guy is a pokemon i was gonna be bit nicer about it and hit above it.
Oh boy these guys are either too pussy to use their real moves, or we're going to have to listen to Pichu's derpity derping when he controls (HA!) us.
>>20551858No time. Fight. Rage. Fight. FIGHT"You are supposed to wait for the trainer's orders, Rufflet! Come on, be a good sport!" Everyone is looking at you now. You are starting to see red. You came here for BLOOD. YOU WILL HAVE YOUR BLOOD.Ursaring is still sitting on his ass. He looks dazed. You expected more!"You OK big brother? You OK" Teddiursa looks very concerned"...Little...bugger..packs a punch...WHOOOOF!" and with that the bear stands up rather shakily on his hind limbs"If you don;t start listening to Pichu' I will have to disqualify you!" Dustox explains to youThe Beast is unhinged. All caution is thrown to the four winds. You are about to drop the hammer and dispense some indiscriminate justice.What will you do now?
>>20551913Calm our shit.Weird, I know. But, come on, why fight someone who won't fight back just yet?
>>20551913He can't disqualify us if we beat his face in.So beat his face in and then say that we are the new referee, and the new rules are that EVERYTHING GOES.
>ctrl + f>no Murkrow>no HonchkrowThis thread is so shit.
>>20551913aw not going to use the above suggestions they were pretty good.i vote above explanations
>>20551930Back to /mu/ with you.
>>20551939Out of curiosity, why /mu/?
>>20551913You breath deeply. Now is NOT...Not the time to lose control.Not yet.You slowly back up till you are beside Torchick and Stantler. The crowd is looking only at you now. You shoot a glare at them, only to notice the grins on their faces"Good shot man!" "Nice job Rufflet!" "Wow, never seen ol' Ursa get the wind knocked out of him before!" You stifle your suprise. Rufflet needs no compliments.Pichu is looking at you like you just stepped out of a raging inferno. "Maybe I should just, uh, let you do your thing?" he squeaks"THat...would...be...better." You pant. Still seeing a little red
>It is late. Would a kind anon be willing to step in and continue? I'm about ready to collapse and the posts are already suffering because of it. Would /tg/ like me to come back Sunday?
>>20551981yes yes YES please do
>>20551981We just archive this shit now, and wait until Sunday breh.
This all started as a thread about which fantasy world /tg/ wanted to born into. Rufflet was a human being in his most recent past lifeWho was he?
>>20552000Aaaand it's donehttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html
>cute little pokemon birthday partyOh God. This is going to get violent really fast. I know how you work /tg/
Why is our Pokemon so angry?
>>20552312Because fuck you.Also, OP, PLEASE don't wait so long to get started Sunday. I almost went and did my own thing due to the waiting.