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PREVIOUSLY ON LADY ROBOT MASTER QUEST:
>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20416028/

You are Blade Woman, your mission is to spread the MORRIGAN virus throughout every single Robot Master in Mega Man history. This is part of Dr. Wily's latest plan, which is hella awesome, like his other plans that involved disguising himself as Mr. X, making buildings shaped like skulls, and stealing an alien energy source for no reason.

These are the robot masters you are currently considering having sex with.
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You have already infected all these guys, and are infected with two other Stalker viruses.

See, those are other versions of the MORRIGAN virus. You've already fought and defeated Shade Man, who carried the Demitri virus. Cut Man's JEDAH virus was benign, so you let him go.

Still infected with two more, which is bad. Wow, this all seems really stupid.

You also selected the following upgrades:
>Class - More respectable
>Wisdom - You got a Wikipedia in your head
>Charm - The less said about this the better, MAXED OUT
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FAQ:
>this is terrible, you are terrible. report/sage/etc
I ain't drawing no porn, this is just softcore silly fun. That's it, no nudity, never. Give it a shot, might enjoy it maybe?

>i am morbidly interested in this, but i never know when you update
I'm keeping a semi-regular schedule, I make sure to tell you when the next update will be at the end of every chapter now. If that's not enough, you can get up to the minute updates on my twitter: https://twitter.com/bizarroDF

That about covers it, what do?
>_
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I think it's time to get time powers. Then again, I wonder what antics a man whose entire power set is based on snakes would get up to.
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You are torn between Flash Man and Snake Man.

On the one hand, the incredible almost cosmic ability to freeze time as needed, and on the other hands, snakes everywhere.

It's a very tough call.
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>>20460093
Snakes sounds more fun in the short term
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You decide to go for Snake Man, you find him walking through the halls of the Robot Master Dormitory checking each door like he's looking for one in particular. He seems to be holding a bottle of robo-choloroform, because that's a thing that exists why not.
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>>20460443
"You, uhh... lookin' for someone, there?"

I have the terrible feeling he's got a STALKER virus.
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You ask if he's looking for anyone in particular.

He says he's looking for Toad Man, that cloud seeding frog has spurned his advances for the last time, he's gonna finally do something about it.
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>>20460588

Why not try a tactic of commiseration/identification with this disgusting robo-person? We can say something along the lines of knowing what he means, and exaggerate/lie about the tactics we've used on one of our previous RobotMaster conquests. Or just that is tell a story about a robot master we want to bone and lie about considering tactics similar to what he's doing here.

Actually, since he appears to be homosexual, why not go for some empathy/parallelism route and exaggerate our getting WaterWoman drunk so we could sleep with her, exaggerating it to make it sound like it was creepy and fucked up, like what he's doing.
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You tell him you've got a bit of... experience with these sorts of things, and offer your assistance.

He says that's a little creepy... you know what, this is a rape scheme, it's already creepy, so sure, you can help out, why not. He knocks on Toad Man's door, shouting that he knows he's in there.
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>Meanwhile

You swear you just heard the distinct sound of somebody jumping through a 4th story window.
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>>20460936

> go go morbid problem-solving go

Tell him that Toad Man has escaped, this time, and that we have a great idea for getting him (Toad) to show him (Snake), and for him to meet us back at our room in a little while.

When he does, with Charm enhancements off and maybe some binding of the remaining assets, and with the lighting pretty dark, Blade Woman might look enough like a guy from behind to be able to offer a round of rough faux gay whateverrobots do as a consolation prize to Snake Man. Not dressing up as Toad Man of course, just crossdressing as a guy basically.
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>>20460890
"So... Why are you after toadman, if I might ask?"
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You ask why he's after Toad Man.

He just says it's complicated, looks like he's not home so it'll have to wait anyway.

You tell him you have a super awesome plan to bring Toad Man right to him, and that he should meet you at your place tonight.

He's like... okay whatever, doesn't have anything to lose at this point anyway, alright, he'll meet you there.
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That night, at your quarters, you take off your chestplate and bind yourself as flat as you can manage.

Yes, forget all that weakness crap, this is your best idea, dress up as a dude for fake gay sex in the dark. Yeah, no way can this go wrong.
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>>20461425
Yeah. Do we have something to... do Snake man with, in case he... you know... be that part of the USB connector.
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>>20461506
Well, it's a rape scheme, so I doubt it.
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You leave the door unlocked and wait.

You hear Snake Man come in so you strike your best come hither pose and wait.

As he enters he asks you... fucking seriously, is this it? Were you actually going to help him with Toad Man or what?
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>>20461541
Quick! Now shoot him with the Spark Shock, and take what we want from his hard unconcious snake.
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>>20461541
"I, uh, I got a bit distracted. Sorry. Look, let's bone, then I really will help you with Toad Man."

Make sure MORRIGAN is ready in case Snake Man does carry a STALKER
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What we got here is a golden opportunity to get two robots with one STD.

Let's help him, and THEN seduce them both.

Well, seduce one, force the other. Maybe, like, dress up as a slug or something.
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>>20461724
That's surprisingly reasonable. Partcipate in the thing to reduce the homo level to acceptable readings for toad man.
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You switch to the Spark Shock, turn on the lights, and remove the bindings.

You apologize, you were just trying to get him comfortable with your super awesome plan.

You tell him you figure Toad Man is not homosexual, so, by engaging him in a three-way between all of you, the homo levels should be low enough for Toad Man to be okay with it.

Snake Man supposes he can give it a shot.
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The next day, you find Toad Man on his way back to his room. You guess he spent the night at a hotel or something.
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>>20461936
Switch to drill bomb. Be all "Hey, wanna get froggy?"
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>>20461936
"So... What's up with SnakeMan?"

I forget, do have much tact?
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>>20461936
I have no clue what weapon is strong against toad man. I always took him out first. His weapon was then used for... bright man?
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>>20461980
PROTIP: It's Drill Bomb.
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>>20461989
Yeah, sorry. Confused drill man with clash man.
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You switch to the drill bomb and make some obtuse sexual puns at Toad Man.

He seems to be a little tongue tied, but manages to stutter out that yeah that'd be okay with him whatever alright okay.
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You get Toad Man back to your room, where Snake man is waiting.

Toad Man says WAIT A MINUTE, this wasn't part of the deal.

You tell him to just go along with it, come on, it'll be fun, it won't hurt.

He's like uh well um okay.
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>>20462042
Grab his hand and lead him back to our room, with the lights off. Continue with the puns, things like "We'll be hoppin' all night" and shit. Also kind of slip in that a cute friend will be joining us, and we hope he's okay with that.
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>>20462145
And time for another very long shower.
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Properties:

>Projectile
>Tracks the ground
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Properties:

>Area
>Water
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What's the status on our OWN Stalkers? Any changes in condition?
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After a shower, you decide to look into your current STALKERS, well it looks like OW

>HSIENKO has activated

That's just great. It sent out a beacon to it's carrier, whoever that is, so you'll have to deal with him pretty soon. What else did it do?

>Adaptable weapons systems offline, only the following weapons are available:
>Reach Blade (Your melee blade)
>Super Arm
>Slash Claw
>Flame Sword
>Quake Drill

Fantastic, you wonder who it's going to be.
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>>20462296
Spend some time setting up traps and stuff.
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>>20462296
I think it's sword man. His infection vector is his shitty sword.
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Yes, of course, set up traps.

Without access to any of your bombs or anything like that.

HA HA

A HAHA HA HA HA OHHH

you're going to die here

But alright, whatever, let's give it a shot, what sort of traps?
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Alright, alright. Here it is.

A cardboard box...

With robo-panties beneath them...

Propped up by a stick...

Tied to a string that goes into a bush and in our READY AND WAITING HANDS.
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>>20462363
Cut up some slabs of brick/concrete, hang them on ropes or put them on ledges. Get some containers and fill them with water so you can throw them. Get a broken pipe or a table leg.

Move anything you don't want broken somewhere else.
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>>20462296
See if Morrigan can seduce Hisen-Ko, for some hot Succubus on Jiang-Shi action.
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But not into your bush. That would be silly.
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>>20462296
When the time comes, attach quake drill to groin and powerfuck your opponent to death.
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Besides, Hsien-Ko's drop pattern is inferior to Ken's.

>ublques Judah,
No, we're not controlling cut man right now and -Oh, he did say he wasn't going to help out. Damn. Sorry, Captcha, your suggestion is not accessible.

Hmm...what elements do our weapons share...

>>20459875
...why isn't Blade Woman's weapon on there, then?
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>>20462454
what do you mean its right there
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is it constantly sending a beacon?
if not just walk the fuck away
if it is, cover yourself in tin foil and walk the fuck away
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You consider just leaving, but without access to your weapons you'd be a pretty constant disadvantage. You consider making a tin foil hat to jam the signal, but your entire mission is to have sex with every Robot Master in existence, so that might be a bit counter productive.

No, no, the sane thing to do is booby trap your home, yes, this is clearly rational.

You do not grab a weapon though, as you have plenty of melee weapons you can still access.
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Now that that's done, THE FINAL TRAP

YES, YES THIS WILL WORK
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yes, good, just

just get in the box you f
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SHIT
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>>20462541
DROP THE BRICKS, OR WHATEVER THEY ARE
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Blade Man asks aloud, if you're fucking serious.
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>>20462566
switch to flecktarn/woodland camo, go prone, and don't move an inch

hopefully he'll walk away
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>>20462541
SHIT BRICKS DROP THEM
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Serious about SURPRISE ATTACK

Give 'im the REACH BLADE!
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>>20462566

Fuck yeah I'm serious.
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You drop some bricks, to drop some bitches.
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>>20462566
Fucking look at his helmet/head! How could we be serious?
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>>20462592
Press your advantage, get in there and stab him while he's down with whatever will do the most damage!

Do he have anything effective against him?
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Now, drop the final bomb! Make fun of him for having a Chick Virus.
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You leap from your hidey hole and begin poking at him with your Reach Blade.

As you do, you make fun of him for his dumb shaped head, and how he his Stalker is a woman when he is a man, ha ha! Your jokes are so funny and clever you barely notice your attacking tinking off of his shield.
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>>20462673
Quickly, switch our weapon to super strength.
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>>20462673
notice it and switch to the drill thing or whatever and drill through the shield maybe
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try everyfuckingthing
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>>20462673
Drill blade
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Just as you realize your attacks aren't working, Blade Man manages to knock you off with the Yamato Spear... and the Skull Barrier at the same time?

He says THIS is the power of that 'chick virus', to use EVERY WEAPON simultaneously.
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>>20462794
You've got a sword for a head and now you look like some sort of gay kitchen knife. I wouldn't be *TOO* proud of that.
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>>20462794
He still has a silly head.

And shouldn't make his weapon energy run out really fast?
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yeah well you still look like a fag, fag man. What's your power? To blow other dudes?

but seriously get your hands on that Lei Lei.
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>>20462794
>HSIENKO

I say we adopt his stalker, once we've defeated him.
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You tell him he looks like a gay knife and he's a dumb robot that blows dudes and sucks balls and is a big smelly idiot who is the worst.
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>>20462896
Tell him we're just kidding. We would be a terrible person if we made fun of the way Wily designed and built him.
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He responds by just blasting your arm clean off with a Commando Bomb.

you apologize, you're just kidding, it's not like you would actually make fun of someone just for the way they were designed, that would be awful
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>>20462896
Just have Blade Man gut us already, no one is taking this fight seriously. Maybe all the people who know the megaman shit are asleep or something.
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>>20462916
And tell him that our Robot Master weapon is cutting remarks, that's why we're Blade Woman.
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>>20462930
surrender
then right before he kills you stab yourself so he doesn't get to enjoy killing you
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>>20462930
Ask him what his stalker actually wants, or requires him to do.
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He's weak to... explosives. Which we don't have access to right now. Great. Fucking run.

See if MORRIGAN can contain HSIENKO
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Kick him in the nuts.

I mean. He's blade MAN, right?
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yamato>silver tomahawk
skull>dust crusher
Well, we're outta luck. Skull barrier's the best shield.

...I wonder who's "officially" weak to Reach Blade.
Our weapons>To watch out for:
super arm>hyper bomb: easy to dodge, really
slash claw>freeze cracker:uh oh, it's shotgun ice
flame sword>water balloon:also fairly easy to dodge
quake drill>???
reach blade>???(looks like commando bomb)

Okay, so Hsien-Ko's got the power to absorb powers...AND to combine them.

What's Morrigan's secondary? Anything? our milestone upgrades like Charm? Ameliorate and slow other virii?

What's Shademan's again?

Charm the fuck out of him.

That fails, commando>wheelcutter
quake drill seems closest...ugh. I'd think he'd be weak to everything at this point but he's barriered, so...yeah. Gotta talk this one out.
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>>20462955
He should be weak to EVERYTHING if he's using everything.

...he should be infected with Morrigan, as we DID do him.

WHAT CAN WE DO WITH THIS
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>>20462955
Is that in the games, or the power he has on right now? Also, he has mixed powers so their weaknesses might overlap or something. Quake Drill may be a good idea because Dust shield, I dunno.
>>20462945
Case in point.
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>>20463006
what do morrigan do exactly
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>>20463008
Blade Man's canon weakness is Commando Bomb
http://megaman.wikia.com/wiki/Blade_Man
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You Quake Drill through his shields and give him a swift kick in the nuts.

This seems to cause him to switch to his default weapon.

>MORRIGAN advantage
MORRIGAN has the capacity to store much more weapon data than the other Stalkers, HSIENKO can only store 8, in addition to Blade Man's default sweapon.

>DEMITRI advantage
DEMITRI modified the Noise Crush into a siren song, I forgot to put it on the weapon listing, sorry about that, but it's not like it will help you here.
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>>20463018
I don't think we know, which is why I'm askin'.

So, uh

sic Morrigan on Blade Man?

Use whatever STALKER he had that called him to figure out what frequency to piggyback to activate your own in him?

Also: DODGE PLEASE?
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>>20462987
officially vanilla Blade Woman is weak against military style weapons
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>>20463079
That was... quite functional. Do it again.
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he's weak to commando bomb, right?

uh, fuck. run like hell and don a military outfit, see if you can psych him out into thinking you have it equipped or something?
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>>20463119
Or, just remove or underwear and go commando. Should have the same effect.
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>>20463119
We've got him distracted, we should keep on him. Violently. Kick him again, apply weaponry to his face.
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You try to kick him in the beanbag again, but your foot just bounces back sending you off balance.

It seems like he's switched weapons to the Rebound Striker, giving him rubber balls.
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>>20463079
DRILL BABY DRILL
USE BOTH -ah fuck.

Use animal help-ah fuck, don't have one.

Hmm, he's in a ripe position to get his guts torn out. RAKE his guts out with Slash Claw.
>what do you mean it doesn't give us footclaws
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>>20463171
Rubber is weak to fire, right? Let's try teh flame blade
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>>20463171
Poke him in the eyes.
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>>20463171
Also, go with the rebound, turn it into soem sorta reverse bicycle kick
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>>20463171
Make that Reach Blade 'cause Strike Man's weak to Blade Man. Blade Woman's gotta be close 'nough.
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Using the momentum, you spin into a a kind of crazy reverse-o kung fu kick.

Blade Man's like alright, let's see where you're going with this you crazy one armed weirdo.
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Switching to the Reach Blade, you make a fatal blow.

Blade Man's like oh shit, that's pretty fucking smart, fuck, alright, good on ya, you got him.
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>>20463354
FATALITY
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>Properties:
>You can now use two additional weapons simultaneously with the Reach Blade, one equipped to each arm.
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Guys, remind me.
How many things have we killed so far?
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>>20463399
Two dudes, Shade Man, and now Blade Man. There will be more to come.
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>Stalker purged!
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Alright, you banged two dudes, and killed another. All in all, you've had a pretty full past couple of days.

...I mean that when I say full, by the way. As in, that's it for tonight's session. I trust you enjoyed it.

TUNE IN FOR THE NEXT EPISODE OF LADY ROBOT MASTER QUEST, SAME BOARD, SAME TIME, BUT THIS TIME ON WEDNESDAY
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>>20463435
i meant tuesday, fuck
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>>20463435
Bitchin'.
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>>20463435
I'm so glad you're back. These threads were the reason I stuck around /tg/ when I first came here. And I missed them dearly during the hiatus.

So thanks, and keep being awesome.
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We need a robot pet. Let's go get Reggae. Reggae needs more love.

Poor thing didn't even get a MM&B DBCD
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>>20463503
>We need a robot pet.
You know we would end up fucking it by the end, right?


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