Inb4 Fritz "fuck yeah">ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen/order/asc/-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=->heres what happened when 4chan is down and I tried to wrap up the thread on the tweet.You break-off from the girls and proceed to look for Alice and Yuki.You find them in the library, seated in one of the piles of cushions near the windows.Yuki has a notebook and a pen in front of her and is telling Alice a story from it."...and then the queen gave the princess to her knight, telling them to be together and be happy." 'and then?" Alice asks."hmnn... and then the knight," Yuki takes up the pen and begins scribbling in the notebook, "the knight took the princes to his house in a bott-, I mean, in space, his house IN SPACE, and there she lived with the knight and all of the other princess happily forever and ever. The end.""Yay!!!" Alice says happily, and then she spots you. "Papa!" She runs up to you and jumps into your arms.
FUCK YEAH
Good it's story time, and in more ways than one.
"Alice, how was your night with mama Yuki?" you ask your 'daughter'."She told me some stories!" she says as you pick her up."Mama?!" the other girl reacts from her seat on the near the window."Well, Everyone's her mama. Right Alice?""Yes papa!""M-mama?" Yuki asks in bewilderment before pointing at you, "P-papa?""Yes?" you reply as if being called by a nickname. She blushes a gorgeous shade of red and her glasses begin to fog much like what you'd expect from your latenight, slice-of-life romance animes.
"So," you ask as you walked towards her with the girl in question in your arms "How was Alice?""She was fine. It's fun being with her." Yuki answers as she shifts to one side to make room for you.You sit down beside her and say, "So that story, you were just writing it just now huh?""Y-yeah.""Didn't I promise to do that with you sometime?""Y-you did?""I did. I remember it clearly now. We were supposed to do a round-robin story together. Why don't we do it now?""O-okay." she answers,suddenly aware of how close you were to her."Well then," you say with your most charming smile. "Let's start." [ ]let her go first[ ]go first [WHAT WRITE?]
>>20432648[x]go first"Long ago, in a distant land, there lived a great hound, by the name of Enkidu. He lived with his master, Gilgamesh, and his friend, Urshanabi the raven, in the great city of Ur."
>>20432648Well she clearly like knights and the like so how about we keep to that?
>>20432648Long ago, in a galaxy far far away. . .
Far, far away in a land whose name has been forgotten by time there once lived a young princess. She had lived alone for many years with no one to be her friend but her novels. She was known as the most beautiful princess in all the lands and men would come and go, all seeking to marry her, until one faithful day...
>>20432648Know what let her go first. She's better at this.
>>20432689I'll back Gilgamesh.
>>20432867You decide to go for to get the ball rolling and Yuki hands you her notebook."Far, far away in a land whose name has been forgotten by time there once lived a young princess. She had a kind queen mother, and an angry king for a father. Any and all that tried to be friends with her were driven away by the king, until one day..." you wrote into a blank page of the notebook as you said it out-loud for Alice's benefit.You hand it back to Yuki and she continues the story."A knight in service of the queen saw her, he was a new knight in the legion. A troublesome one they say. They met in the princess' favorite garden. The knight's initial roughness scared her, it surprised her. She didn't know how he got past her father the king [who wasn't really angry, just a bit on the edge at times.], and so she ran away..."She hands the notebook back to you.SAY/WRITE?
>>20433106When she disappeared, her father was very worried. He sent out all of his Knights to find her, but none of them could except for the one rough knight.
>>20433106"The knight, confused, followed the princess and tried to apologise, until his sergeant bopped him on the head. When word of the incident reached the Queen, she..."
>>20433106>>20433106"The knight, confused, followed the princess and tried to apologise, until his sergeant bopped him on the head. When word of the incident reached the Queen, she..." you wrote down until Alice interrupted you."Papa, I heard this story already. Can't you make another one?""Okay sweetie." you then turn to Yuki, "So you told her this story before?""It's... similar to the one I just finished." Well then, let's make another one..."You turned to a blank page and began to write again."Long ago, in a distant land, there lived a great hound, by the name of Enkidu. He lived with his master, Gilgamesh, and his friend, Urshanabi the raven, in the great city of Ur.""EENkidoo? GigaMeltz? Urshashabi? Papa. The names are haaaaaaard." Alice complains."Ahuh.." you turn to a new page.WHAT WRITE?*add a roll*First to break 70+ will be what's written
>>20433233Alexi supports this
rolled 86 = 86>>20433374LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND, I, AKU, THE SHAPESHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS, UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL. BUT A FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR WIELDING A MAGIC SWORD STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE ME. BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK, I TORE OPEN A PORTAL IN TIME, AND FLUNG HIM INTO THE FUTURE, WHERE MY EVIL WAS LAW. NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE PAST, AND UNDO THE FUTURE THAT IS AKU.
rolled 42 = 42>>20433374Okay, how about this:"A long, long time ago, there lived a young boy in a cottage in the woods. One day, while out picking firewood, he came across a sparrow with a broken wing..."
>>20433440oh shit best derail ever 10/10
>>20433440Alexi also supports this, for it is beautiful.
>>20433459Hey man, he wanted a story. Blame the dice for rolling so well.
rolled 8 = 8>>20433457Comeon this
>>20433440YES, YESALL OF MY YES
>>20433374"LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND, I, AKU, THE SHAPESHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS, UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL. BUT A FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR WIELDING A MAGIC SWORD STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE ME. BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK, I TORE OPEN A PORTAL IN TIME, AND FLUNG HIM INTO THE FUTURE, WHERE MY EVIL WAS LAW. NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE PAST, AND UNDO THE FUTURE THAT IS AKU." you began to write and narrate dramatically and then hand the notebook off to Yuki."The samurai, who's real name was unknown ame to be called... Jack. he traveled the lands of the future meeting strange new people and visiting unfamiliar lands. There, he made friends, the first of which was..."She hands the notebook to you for your turn**RILLEM**>again forst to break a 70+
>>20433566A Scottish warrior with a cannon for a leg.
rolled 3 = 3>>20433579What he said.
rolled 70 = 70>>20433566A pair of talking manatees.
rolled 91 = 91>>20433566A one-eyed Scottish man with a penchant for explosives, who came to be called Demo, on his own journey for Magic Runes.
rolled 33 = 33>>20433596This is going to be a bitch to write.Im going to say a pretty young butterfly if I get a 100 or something.
>>20433670can we have this instead of the manatees
>>20433720fuse them?
>>20433731SCOTTISH MANATEES
We're writing a book about samurai jack.There shall be no mercy.
>>20433752And what happens when we find out Jack is an agent? The'll know were meta aware...Oh god oh god oh god...
>>20433786No, it just means we saw it on youtube when we were back in our universe.
>>20433813I guess, but then again Fate Stay is a thing in our home dimension too. Just so long as we don't realize it I think we'll be fine.
>>20433813Sounds like another PTSD-driven flashback waiting to happen. Gotta save those up.
>>20433833/cryThose damn otaku dressing up as those american cartoon characters. We didn't want to listen to that guy, but we couldn't leave the booth and he wouldn't leave.He just kept repeating it over an over again!
[x] put you tongue in her butt
>>20433670"A one-eyed Scottish man with a penchant for explosives, who came to be called Demo, on his own journey for Magic Runes. Mr.Demo here was quite the drinker, but also a gentleman. After becoming friends with Jack the two of them set off to continue their journey..."Yuki again takes a turn."The two of them fought robots, dragons, ghosts and monsters. They defeated and destroyed all of them, except one that became their friend. His name was..."She hands you back the notebook.**ROLLEM**>again first to break a 70+
rolled 88 = 88>>20433961"Conclusion: The time for my cameo has arrived."
rolled 37 = 37>>20433961Bob, Agent of Hydra.
rolled 96 = 96>>20433961Melvin the robot ghost. A sad little guy, but he always did his best.
>>20433988Samurai Jack, RED Demo, and HK-47 on a journey to defeat Aku.Yeah, this is going to be an awesome children's story.
rolled 53 = 53>>20433961Robo Chuck Norris.I knew I could make a refrence to waterman at some point or another.
>>20434013I thought if we get HK out of the way now, then maybe we wont have to fight him when he would have inevitably been sent to assassinate us.
>>20434013Now we just need Afro as the black knight character.
rolled 31 = 31>>20433988this meatbag supports that choice.
>this storywatch this actually happened and we get mindwiped for making shit up on the spot.
>>20433988"He was an assasin robot sent by the forces of evil to kill them. His name, HK-47. They beat him so hard that they managed to make his brain malfunction and they became good friends.""YAY!" Alice says happily from your lap."The three of them went on further journeys together until...""Until they found Aku." Yuki writes. "It was a tough battle. One that lasted 12 days. HK-47 and Demo faught bravely but eventually both were too tired to fight on. All that was a left was Jack,,,"She gives you back the notebook to end the story.**rollem**WHAT HAPPENED?first to break 70+ again
>>20434108"When all hope was lost..When jack was on his last step..An old friend came forward to help."He was the BLACK SAMURAH.
rolled 51 = 51>>20434108"Jack fought fiercely, and to his last breath. before Aku could sweep in for the kill however, a blue portal opened above Aku's head, and a man with pistols and robotic eyes fell out, as well as another samurai who looked exactly like Jack!"
rolled 29 = 29>>20434108Aku sent Jack back to his own time where he finished Aku off for good and saved the future.
>>20434135Adding roll.
rolled 1 = 1>>20434070At the end of the battle, Jack was thought to be dead. As Aku stood over HK-47 and Demo and gloated, Jack got back up and jumped at Aku.Aku attempted to block, but the sword was embedded in his forehead turning him to stone.Forever. The end.
rolled 86 = 86>>20434108"Jack and Aku fought, until finally, Aku was too tired to continue. But he had one last trick up his sleeve."With the last of his power, he tore open a portal in time again, and forced Jack to choose: go back in time to his home, or defeat him here and become trapped in the future forever."Jack hesitated, then he..."
rolled 26 = 26>>20434108he upgraded his sword bleach style? (havent watched that in years)
rolled 58 = 58>>20434150resolution roll go!
rolled 39 = 39>>20434149Second attempt :/
rolled 35 = 35>>20434136rollan for this again. jack, jack, and the guy from timesplitters finish Aku.
>>20434150huehuehuehue
>>20434150>1OH BOY
>>20434150inb4 Aku is summoned.
>>20434150WE ARE TWO META-AWARE. PREPARE FOR DESTRUCTION.
so....how about those bureau sports teams.
>>20434155"Jack and Aku fought, until finally, Aku was too tired to continue. But he had one last trick up his sleeve." you said as you thought of a good ending."With the last of his power, he tore open a portal in time again, and forced Jack to choose: go back in time to his home, or defeat him here and become trapped in the future forever. Jack hesitated, then he..."You closed the notebook."What did he do daddy?! What did he do?" Alice asks you."That, my dear child is for you yourself to find out." you say as you hand the now closed notebook to Yuki."It's time for dinner I think." You stand up and help Yuki up from her seat. ----------------------------------------------------------------------The next day, Tuesday, you and your class are gathered in the classrooms getting a surprisingly in-depth lecture from the Dude."...And this is why we, the Bureau, choose to remain in the background adjusting and fixing small things before they become big problems."He casts a glance around the room, and asks."Any questions?"ANYTHING TO ASK ABOUT THE BUREAU?
>>20434672Are there any other groups like the Bureau or are we on our own?
>>20434672Ask about the TSAB-Bureau-TG relationship that Mike told us about in the Basics Class.Also, what relationship the Bureau has with other Meta-Factions.
>>20434672has the bureau always been run by the currect Director?
>>20434672Dude, what if, like, everything is a dream, like, made up by the director? Woah.
>>20434672What is the Bureau's stance on tongues in butts?
>New MSQ.>Quest thread in our quest thread that is just like our Quest thread.>THIS META-TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES!>>20434672Ask the dude about SUE's and juice. We haven't learned about that in character.
>>20434672People keep mentioning "Juice converters."What are those?
>>20434672Inb4 this is the plot of the final boss, who gives us the option of going back in time and fixing our childhood.
Ask about some of the larger threats. Also inquire as to interdimensional peacekeeping allies
>>20434672>CHOOSE YOUR QUESTION WISELYLG's twitterStay the fuck away from meta-awareness questions. That's just asking to have our brain "cleansed".
rolled 24 = 24>>20434672this is the part where someone figures out the best question to be asked forever...unfortunately my brain will not work with me this morning and i'll just roll a dice and pray to the dice gods.
>>20434832We were already told about the Bureau having treaties with the TSAB and the TG. It stands to reason that we should ask if the Bureau has allies or enemies among other agencies.As for asking about Juice, the subject has come up one or twice, in reference to the power source of Bureau majaik-based technology.
rolled 34 = 34>>20434846>depressing results>>20434672maybe we can ask what would happen if a small disturbance turned into a huge danger?surely this would happen on rare occasions.
The Director said there were mulitple dimensions and each had a "me" in them.How many of me are there?
>>20434926See, this. This is the exact sort of question we want to stay away from.Asking him about his usual bowel movement schedule would be better than this.Actually, let's ask what the direct opposition is like. Who are these people and what is their ultimate goal?
>>20434926It's a valid question. There's one of the "me"s right next to us.
>>20434672Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
>>20435064Caught in a landslide,No escape from reality
>>20435064Caught in a Landslide, No escape from reality....
Open your eyes...look up to the sky and seeeeeee~
>>20434672"I have a question." you say as you raise your hand. "I've heard people talk about 'the Juice' one or twice. And they did not seem to be using it as a figure of speech. From what I've pieced together, it some sort of power source or fuel that the Bureau's magitech uses. What is it really?"The dude stood there behind his podium trying to figure out a way to answer you."I'm sorry kid, but that for now is classified information. Once you become full-fledged agents, you will be told about it. But as of now, your clearance is too low.""Then it's some form of secret technology?""Somewhat. I'll tell you this though, it's the Bureau's #1 source of income, It also as you've said, powers most of our tech. It's not really much of a rare substance but collecting and refining it is a hard, dangerous process. That's the most I could say about this subject."He once-more casts a look around the room, asking again, "anymore questions?"One final question.WHAT ASK?
Open your eyes...look up to the sky and seeeee~
>>20435085>>20435088>Queen-mindOpen your eyes, look up to the sky and see...
>>20435064>>20435085>>20435088>>20435095>>20435101>>20435103Glad to see Queen is still a recurring motif in this thread.
>>20435098"If we encounter any agents from other meta-organizations in the field, how should we react?"
>>20435098The opposition. Tell me about them. What is their reason for what they do? What is their ultimate goal?
>>20435098We know that the TSAB and the Transpace Guard have treaties with the Bureau, and we're mostly going to be fighting inter-dimensional criminals. But are there inter-dimensional agencies that are enemies of the Bureau, and whose agents we might have to fight?
>>20435098How would One fight their evil doppleganger?Could you put into place a plan so complex that even yourself couldn't counter it?
Everything's powered by swag, isn't it?
>>20435098The bureau is training all students to become sues and then refine them into juice.
>>20435172Oh god. That makes so much sense. The burethe au doesn't fight! They supply!
>>20435191Mikes a retired agent, no doubt has war stories, as is the old man from the other dimension.Then again they could be in on it...
>>20435120"If we encounter any agents from other organizations in the field, how should we react?" Susan asks him."I mean, we know that the TSAB and the Transpace Guard have treaties with the Bureau, and we're mostly going to be fighting inter-dimensional criminals. But are there inter-dimensional agencies that are enemies of the Bureau, and whose agents we might have to fight?""Well, yes, and no. There are some operations out there that would be openly hostile not only to use but to other agencies as well, but as far as we know, they themselves have yet to encroach on places that we have a presence on. The big-dogs are too busy fighting among themselves to notice the mouse in the corner that's us.""What if they do notice?""Then we defend ourselves. Counter-attack only when attacked. But then again, we have been training you to keep under the radar, and we hope that you keep doing so out in the field."He sets his arms on the podium and finally says, "okay kids. That's all for this morning. Dismissed."
>>20435221>>20435172>>20435191Actually isn't this the concept behind Nanoha?Also, there always needs to be people like mike and santa, in order to run the place and prepare the students for their eventual conversion into juice. Who better to train someone than a person with experience?
>>20435370i miss Santa, would be nice to see the guy again sometime.
>>20435367>goddammit forgot to askWAT DO?
>>20435370Don't you mean Madoka?
>>20435367>>20435408Lunch, Tuesday. Let's ask Sousuke how that whole mess with his impending marriage turned out, and then let's check in with our protege, Ayumu, from the Basics Class. Susan can go home first with the girls to get started on lunch.
Hey, Lookout. Do you still have our list of things to do/make?Also, potions lesson. See if we can't finally wrangle that genderbend mixture out of him.Haven't we sort of been ignoring our Keima lately? If no potions, then go tease him a bit.
Umm, hey, guys. I know you guys have probably gotten this a lot, but we have a lot of quest threads on /tg/. I think I know how to mitigate the sheer volume of quests.Sage for everyone except OP?Also, since only OP is bumping threads, less threads, we get more archive space.MSQ is one of the biggest ones so I thought you guys would be better to ask to try it out.
>>20435408Lets go to town and go the KFC, get some toonie tuesday up in this bitch.
>>20435417Maybe.It's the one where the dude finds girls with latent magical ability and trains them to fight super magical girls, but then the girls he trains become too powerful and so he has to find a weaker girl to train to fight the super magical girl, etc. He does this to collect their power for REASONS. >Or some shit like that.
>>20435499That'd be Madoka.QB collects magical girls. After a while, they get tainted and become witches. Magical girls kill witches. They give the grief seeds they get to him after they use them to clear their taint.Blah, blah, blah. Fuck the law of thermodynamics.
>>20435482We've actually tried that before; it tends not to work well on account of half the posters not getting the memo.
>>20435482Why do people dislike campaigns so much on a board where pretty much the only other thing that is discussed is rules systems for campaigns and stories about campaigns that have already run?If D&D and WH and other things can truly be called traditional games, why can't other rules systems be called TGs? I barely ever see any threads about truly traditional games on this board, and they tend to die very quickly or get super trolled.>Care to explain this phenonema?>Saying this board is filled with asspies doesn't count.>I already know that.
>>20435482Out of 165 threads on /tg/, I counted eleven quests. Use the catalog and stop bitching.http://catalog.neet.tv/tg/
>>20435588I think every chess thread I've seen gets the response "Queen's Gambit" within 5 posts, and dies within 20. If the board is slow.
>>20435588Cartographer is being reasonable at least, if LG says sage then I'll sage.
>>20435637Dude, he's being civil. You could at least try to do the same.
>>20435588It's not about the threads themselves. It's not about any individual quest.It's about the fact that the ratio of quest threads to other threads is unbearably high. Lots of people on /tg/ like to talk about other things that quickly get page 2/3'd by quest threads and are difficult to find.I'm trying to find a compromise; I think the threads belong here, but it's the same as vidya generals belonging on /v/; too many of them.
>>20435649>>20435653This has been tried in the past and more than a few of us do sage but it doesn't help the that 1 tg is slow and 2 some don't sage because really it isn't necessary.None of the other quests even bother with it because frankly the people are going to bitch regardless of what we do to appease them.So sorry cart but I doubt that will actually be done or work, you and others just have to use the catalog or look past page 0
>>20435669>Guys I have a compromise. It's called go the fuck away guys. I'm being reasonable, I swear!
>>20435669>Ratio... unbearably high.Nope. Usually less than M:tG threads>Other things... are difficult to find.http://catalog.neet.tv/tg/
>>20435669I have a compromise. Use the Catalog. DONE. http://catalog.neet.tv/tg/
>>20435669There are eleven Warhammer 40k threads on /tg/ right now.There are less than eleven quest threads on /tg/ that are active.You're wrong.
>>20435653He's trying to be civil, but he seems confused about how many quests there actually are. Currently, quests make up 11/165 threads on /tg/, or about 6.66 percent of /tg/. There is no quest flood, there is no "sheer volume of quests", there is no problem. People just aren't using the tools available to them.And why should we sage? MSQ is obviously popular, with a high amount of activity. If Cartographer doesn't like seeing threads he doesn't like, he should try to contribute more to threads he does like.
>>20435669Look, I understand that there are some threads you just don't care about. But I don't barge into 40k threads and tell them to do shit because I don't like how they're having fun and they're taking up board space that could be used for threads about what I want. I just ignore them and move on. Why can't you?
>>20435760Because he thinks he is right and that these threads shouldn't be on the front page because they aren't tg related to him and a bunch of neckbeards who canng handle anything but D&D, 40k or MtG being on tgHe is just being polite about it
>>20435637>>20435726>>20435734This. Go there first and find the threads about contemporary tabletop games that you want to participate in and click the picture. It's a much better system than what 4chan has. And you won't even really notice that your thread is on whatever page.
>>20435482There's no reason to sage. If you don't like the quest, just ignore it.
What if... what if the trolls planned this argument?
>>20435813It's not like it'll keep LG from posting or us from answering.And that's the only thing that really matters.
Objectively, there is no reason why posters in a quest thread can't/shouldn't sage.Unlike every other type of thread, quest threads do not involve discussion of /tg/-related material, and so should be kept off of the first couple of pages ideally.
>>20435828Yes but if they are getting smarter it doesn't bode well for the rest of the website.
Ironically, Cartographer's request for a voluntary autosage has produced the largest quantity of posts in the shortest period of time in today's thread.Thanks for inspiring us to get back on the front page. You've really helped our visibility.
>>20435838Quest threads don't "involve discussion of /tg/-related material" because they, themselves, are /tg/-related material.That's like saying you can't post manga in /a/ because it isn't a discussion of /a/ related material.In other words, asinine.
>>20435838Objectively, you can go gargle your father's dong.
>>20435408Complain about Quests, I suppose.In all seriousness, get foods, hang with girls.
>>20435431You get out of your seat and approach Sousuke, He's in his seat checking out a magazine depicting some sort of robot similar to one youve seen him pilot before."Hey man, What's up?" you ask the soldier."everything is under control." he answers."err.. yeah. well, I just wanted to ask you something, if you don't mind.""Go on.""Well, how are things with you and those girls? have you, well ironed things out?""Affirmative.""And how are Tessa and Chidori now?""They have been enrolled in Basic training as of yesterday. Their instructor is Mike like he was for us and their handler is also Mike. Commander Mardukas and I have an uneasy truce set-up for now."[ ]well that's good[ ]Wait, They're trainees?[ ]other>>20435669>I've tried it before actually, and we have found out that sage does not work when the dice roller is used.>And again, I may request it be done and I have, but not everyone does it.>Apologies if our thread here takes away from your /tg/ experience.>and now I request all of you that we get back to our game.
>>20435887[x]Wait, They're trainees?We can't get back to our game now, we just finished getting all riled up! This shitstorm has a good fifty posts left in it, you can't seriously ask us to stop now.
>>20435887[x]Wait, They're trainees?[x]other"Mike's also they're handler? I hope he's okay with the extra work-load. That makes 5 trainees under him now. I should get him a banana salad or something."
>>20435887[ ]Wait, They're trainees?"Im here for you man... im here for you."
>>20435887Ah, they're trainees then? Did you offer then access to the information network?
>>20435887How do you feel about them being trainees? Seems rather unexpected, if you ask me...
>>20435838Who's grandfather played D&D? Or mtg? Or 40k?Now tell me if you're grandfather told you stories.Did you respond to him in the middle of those stories, about what you thought or what you wanted to happen in the story?I know that when my dad started playing D&D my grandparents thought the devil was possessing him and forcing him to do evil magic.But he did tell him and me stories. My father also told me stories. I remember telling them what I wanted to happen in the stories and what I thought about it. I've also told my son and nieces and nephews stories and they reacted pretty much the same way I did with their commentary.Quest threads definitely remind me of the story times.Look up the definition of tradition. You may be surprised at what truly is traditional.
>>20435887[ ]Wait, They're trainees?[ ]othermust introduce them into the information network, we'll have to see Keima about that.hope Mike isn't going to get overworked, we should make him lunch sometime, maybe ask Mandy if she has any tips for keeping strong and healthy tobacco plants and pass those on to him as well.
>>20435887[x] Other. Explain to Sousuke what vagina is."Have you ever had 'the talk'?""Well you see, when a man and a woman (sometimes more than one woman) love each other..."
>>20435887[x]ALONZEE!
>>20435838Little late but to weigh-in on this. What should be done is OP/Votes bump longs all /other/ talk should be saged. There, at times, can be a lot of other stuff be talked about in the thread that doesn't involve the a vote or answer to 'what do' as it were. Even if it is talk about the quest as a whole people end up bumping it needlessly. But that would need a change to the whole of /tg/ to have any real affect. At this point you're just better off at hiding the thread or going to catalog.>well that's what I think at least...
>>20435887"Wait they're trainees?""Affirmative. They replaced the last class that has now moved on to advance lessons under Lord Commissar Max.""And Mike is their handler?""Affirmative.""I hope the guy isn't over-worked.""Anyway, thanks for the talk man." you tell Sousuke as you lean in and whisper, "I know how you feel about those girls becoming trainees man. I know how you feel. If you ever need anything. ANYTHING. just come talk to me okay?""Roger that."WAT DO NAO?*if you have nothing else in particular in-mind, we skip to the afternoon*
>>20436034Head down to the PX with Susan?
>>20436034Talk with Ayumu about the Bluebeard Scenario.He's our protege, we should start acting like a proper sempai.
>>20436051Seconding talk to Ayumu if just to check up on the guy
>>20436034Let us commit shenanigans.Our mission is to somehow get Keima and Susan in the same room and talking to each other, without either of them freaking out beforehand.Then we make videotapes.
>>20436034Keima.Ask if he would like you to introduce him to a couple of girls from the new class so he can expand his database. And tease the shit out of him.
>>20436051Yeah plus we have seen the bugger in a while
>>20436065>>20436051We could do Keima and Ayumu at the same time.
>>20436080I'd like to point out that we're still supposed to be helping him get over the fact that he's forced to wear a skirt every time he transforms, and we haven't actually done anything to help him with that.
>>20436093We have given him the whole confidence bout atleast.
>>20436093And that's also a problem (in a different flavor) that Keima is having. We need to get Ayumu comfortable being a guy in girl's clothing, and we need to get Keima comfortable being a girl in a guys skin.We need a private, crossdressing tea party with just the three of us.
>>20436130He's not a girl in a guy's skin. He's usually a heterosexual male, he's just gay for Hayate and has no clue how to deal with it.
>>20436143Crossdressing tea party is still the right answer.Just... we can't let the girls ever find out.Ever.
>>20436130>We need to get Ayumu comfortable being a guy in girl's clothing, and we need to get Keima comfortable being a girl in a guys skin.Ayumu's situation is that his Device hasn't been recoded to have his armor fitted to him, since his Device wasn't activated by him. He's got no desire to wear girl clothes, either consciously or unconsciously, it's just that his job makes him because of the equipment he's been issued.As for Keima, he prefers being a guy, and it's only Hayate that makes him feel any different. So he's not really a girl in a guys skin, as you put it.
>>20436171We should really ask Mike about that. They may have a way to reset stuff like that.
>>20436189But the question remains.... have we come to far to stop now?I think we have. All those threads ago much has changed, but our femkeima lust remains.
>>20436171>>20436189I thought he secretly liked it, but couldn't handle the thought of liking being dressed as a girl at the same time as the shock of actually being dressed as a girl.Wasn't the main reason he idolized us that we could be perfectly comfortable with ourselves?
>>20436242>Wasn't the main reason he idolized us that we could be perfectly comfortable with ourselves?No, it was more the fact that in spite of being dressed in a skirt, we were a babe magnet.That's what he wants to learn from us.
>>20436034>talk to keima has more votes... I thinkYou approach the bespectacled boy seated quietly with a box of milk and a foil wrapped sandwich in his lap.In his hands are 2 PSPs that he's been fiddling with ever since the morning began."Hey Keima what's up?" "Nothing much." he answers without looking up at you.[ ]Soooo what are you doing?[ ]Sooo... New class huh?[ ]Sooo... Sexual relations.[ ]Other
>>20436252>In spite of being dressed in a skirt"In spite of" nothing. One of our appeals is that our masculinity increases in proportion to our femininity when crossdressed. Our girls love dressing us up. Being in a skirt is not at all a detriment to our ability to attract the ladies.
>>20436270[ ]Otherask if he has had a chance to add the new recruits to the network.
>>20436270[x]Sooo... New class huh?
>>20436270[x]Sooo... Sexual relations.>B-but Hayate-kun I poop from there>Not now you don'tSeriously though sexual relations to tease him then mention how Souske basically purposed to two girls in the new basics class.
>>20436270[ ]Sooo... Sexual relations?
>>20436270[x]Sooo... New class huh?[x]Other"I should introduce you to Susan, Keima."I'm assuming Susan's going to be on our team, so Keima should get to know her powers.
rolled 1 = 1>>20436270[x]sooo... sexual relations.>dice for effect
>>20436343Oh god it'll be the lunchtime pizza orgy again...
>>20436335This.>>20436350One can only hope.
>>20436343Keima, finally overwhelmed by his desire, bends you over and rapes you on the spot, before killing the both of you out of shame.
>>20436343"Sooo... Sexual relations." you say jokingly just to get a rise out of the lad.You did, get a rise out of him, but one you did not expect.He stands up abruptly, the PSPs tossed into the safety of his pockets and grabs your hand.he drags you down the hall to a service ladder you've always assumed led to the roof.He pulls you up and out through it and you indeed arrive at the roof."H-hey Keima. You're freaking me out man." you say as he keeps his back to you."You think this is funny? You think it's a joke?!" His voice begins to shake. "Do YoU thinK thAt DoiNg aLl of ThIs to ME is amuSing?""IT'S NOT!" he turns around, a distant look on his face."You want sexual relations?" He fumbles with his belt, his Zapper stretching the fabric of his trousers. "I'LL GIVE YOU SEXUAL RELATIONS!"-----------------------------------------------------------------------"So.. huh. Where'd Hayate go?" Erica asks Hina as they ate at home."I dunno.""OOOH.. I'll go look for him!" Nanoha volunteers.-------------------------------------------------Agent Takamachi 'retired' upon the board's insistence. -Scholastic building to be remodeled, damaged section of perimeter wall needs replacing.-Total dead trainees: 2. Ayasaki, Katsuragi. Total injured: 17.
>>20436423>Yandere KeimaBUENO
>>20436423Yes! God yes!
>>20436423>last reload beadwhat have you done!?
>>20436429That wasn't Yandere, though. That was more him violently raping Hayate just to shut him the fuck up.
>>20436423>>20436441I came.
rolled 77 = 77>>20436423Let's try that again, only with a better roll.
"Sooo... Sexual relations." you say jokingly just to get a rise out of the lad seemingly ignoring you.As expected ,you did get a rise out of him but one you did not want.He stands up abruptly, the PSPs tossed into the safety of his pockets and grabs your hand.he drags you down the hall to a service ladder you've always assumed led to the roof.The girls, seeing this happening, follow the pair of you at Erica's insistence.He pulls you up and out through it and you indeed arrive at the roof."H-hey Keima. You're freaking me out man." you say as he keeps his back to you."You think this is funny? You think it's a joke?!" His voice begins to shake. "You think that this thing is fucking heeelarious isn't it?""IT'S NOT!" he turns around, am angry and somewhat panicked look on his face."You want sexual relations?" He fumbles with one of the PSPs in his pocket. "I'LL GIVE YOU SEXUAL RELATIONS!"He activates Goddess mode, wraps her arms around your neck and pulls you in for a kiss.---------------------------------------------------------Erica, watching this scene with Hina and Susan from the shadowed stairwell, says with a smirk on her face. "Bueno."
>>20436479Muy bueno.
>>20436479Bueno
NEXT TIME ON MSQ:Oh My Goddess!New thread at 2200 4chan time.>Sagara or SCIENCE tonight at 0800>your choice
>>20436479This is all part of the scenario.
>>20436497I prefer Sagara. More raifu shenanigans. Flesh out L85A1C's personality.
>>20436479well now, at least Erica approves.>>20436497till then.
>You have arrived at Keima Route flag 4. took you long enough. From here on it's all or nothingI feel so accomplished, it's been a long time in the making.We don't back down.
>>20436497Sagara.Also Udz will be the happiest girl around over this.
>>20436497>Sagara it is.
>>20436588I had a smoke and a poop, so I missed the voting, but I would've voted Sousuke anyway, so I'm happy.
So wait. Did we just accidentally the whole Keima?
>>20436479>He activates Goddess mode, wraps her arms around your neck and pulls you in for a kiss.About.Damn.Time.
>>20436856yes.>penis-butt
>>20436497We need more SHIROU QUEST!
>>20436570Might be. We'll see.
I go to sleep early for one thread and this is what happens.>>20435459this list is rather old, there's probably stuff that should be added to it that I can't think of at the moment.Continue work on original potions (BEARMODE, genderswap, Swag brew, Sexual Stamina, chibi, speed, melmo, invisibility, clones), read Alchemy book.Read the books Yuki gave us(Cyrano, Don Quixote, Shakespeare).Plan a day long event with one of the Bureau’s facilities at our disposal during a break period (Steampunk/Victorian London Murder Mystery, Warehouse 13/23/51, Alice in Wonderland).Acquire Flux Capacitor/Variable cogitator, waiting to hear back from Doc Brown.Cultivate Snowberry bush. Lo, Boku, Desu, and Manda are in charge of it.Check out that robot we found in the lab.More training with Mike/RyuuReconsider prank-revenge on Mike for the psychic paper. Rood & Tesla have been recruited.
>>20440333Also, penis-butt.
