PREVIOUSLY ON LADY ROBOT MASTER QUEST:>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20350217/You are Blade Woman, your mission is to spread the MORRIGAN virus throughout every single Robot Master in Mega Man history. This is part of Dr. Wily's latest plan, which is hella awesome, like his other plans that involved disguising himself as Mr. X, making buildings shaped like skulls, and stealing an alien energy source for no reason.These are the robot masters you are currently considering having sex with.
You have already infected all these guys, and are infected with two other Stalker viruses.See, those are other versions of the MORRIGAN virus. You've already fought and defeated Shade Man, who carried the Demitri virus. Cut Man's JEDAH virus was benign, so you let him go.Still infected with two more, which is bad. Wow, this all seems really stupid.You also selected the following upgrades:>Class - More respectable>Wisdom - You got a Wikipedia in your head>Charm - The less said about this the better, MAXED OUT
F-Yeah Lady Robot Master Quest!Let's go see if we can warm Ice Man up a bit.
FAQ:>this is terrible, you are terrible. report/sage/etcI ain't drawing no porn, this is just softcore silly fun. That's it, no nudity, never. Give it a shot, might enjoy it maybe?>i am morbidly interested in this, but i never know when you updateI'm keeping a semi-regular schedule, I make sure to tell you when the next update will be at the end of every chapter now. If that's not enough, you can get up to the minute updates on my twitter: https://twitter.com/bizarroDFThat about covers it, what do?>_
You find Ice Man digging through the trash outside Light labs, like it's just the most normal expected thing for him to be doing.Alright, whatever.
>>20416269"Hey... looking for something in there?"
You ask him if he's looking for something in particular.He says kind of sort of, lock of Roll's hair, one of her shoes, you know, anything really.
>>20416269Well, he was a Lightbot originally.
>>20416317Wouldn't it be easier to wait until she gets her hair cut, or something?
>>20416341Do robots even get haircuts?
No clue.
Looks like somebody's got a stalker.Well, I mean, maybe not a Stalker, but...REGARDLESS, maybe if we get something of her's, he'll consider doin' it.Possibly we can dress up as Roll for extra incentive.
You propose maybe waiting for Roll to get a haircut... wait, you have hair and you've never gotten a haircut...Ice Man says he's already one step ahead of you, he got Slash Man to throw some gum in her hair. It'd be easier to just get new hair and throw the old set out, so Dr. Light probably threw it all out.You look in the window, a glance at Roll shows that Dr. Light probably did this, and a look at them both shows that they seem used to Ice Man doing crap like this by now.
>>20416455Wave at them, ask if could come in. There most be some sensible solution to this problem.
Tell him to bid Miss American Pie goodbye and lower his sights to...Y'know, I just can't think of any phrasing that suggests he lower his expectations that does not also harm our self-image and our chances.Wave to Roll and the good Doctor, though."Isn't she like your sister?"
You wave to Dr. Light and Roll, they just close the blinds.You ask Ice Man about the shared bloodline between he and Roll.He says he's already thought of that, and as Robot Masters pretty much EVERYONE'S 'related', there's only like four scientists out there building robots capable of anything close to sentience. Besides, it's not like they have any genetics in common, they're robots. Also he found what he's looking for, so he can head back, and uh, well, he didn't think to ask earlier, what are you doing here?
>>20416598>what are you doing here?Finding new lows, I think.
You tell him you're finding new lows, apparently.Ha ha, new lows for what? He asks, pouring chocolate syrup onto Roll's discarded hairpiece.
"Hey, I could've worn that!"
You joke about how you could've worn that hairpiece, why did he have to do that?He chuckles, it's just to dissolve the gum that was thrown in there to get them to throw it out in the first place, the chocolate and gum dissolve each other, once it's done, he just needs to wash it with some shampoo in some water and it'll be as good as new.See, there's an explanation for everything.
>>20416929Why doesn't he just steal the plans for Roll instead of doing this.... stuff?
>>20416929Is he building a roll costume, or something even more creepy?
You ask why he doesn't just steal Roll's blueprints in order to make, what a Roll costume?Ice Man seems offended, you think Dr. Light doesn't keep his blueprints under lock and key? Especially after how many times his Robots have been used by Dr. Wily for evil? That stuffs under really tight security.And a Roll costume? That's just crazy, no, he's building a wife. Come on, that should be obvious.
>>20417314Oh, of course. That's normal...
>>20417314I have no words. Just have him show his project to us.
You ask if you could take a look at his perfectly normal project.He guesses that's okay, and you follow him to his quarters where he's got... this whole set up goin'.Yep, nothing weird about that, nope, nope, nopenopenopeNOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
Why do you need a wife anyway (you fucking creeper)
>>20418044That's a very good question.
Not >>20418044Try on dress and hairpeice
You ask why he even needs a wife.He asks you, why not? We've all got hobbies and interests, why can't love be one of them?
A fair point. wouldn't it be easier to just like, I dunno, steal roll and reprogram her or some shit?
>>20418210Has he ever read Frankenstein? Or seen all those horrible 80's movies about building your girlfriend?
You ask why he didn't just kidnap Mega Man's sister.He just looks at you, incredulously.
>>20418338Did he ever ask for a date before becoming, well, this way?
You ask if he ever asked anyone out on a date or anything like that.He says he got turned down by Roll a few times... and then got that restraining order, so he decided hey, whatever, there's other fish in the sea. So he decided to scavenge Roll's belongings and build a duplicate of her. That's the obvious next step in that process.
>>20418518Can we run scandisk on him?
>>20418518Why don't we show him something to take his mind off roll
>>20418607Fuck no, then he'll start stalking us then.
>>20418636True but we need to screw him anyway.Maybe we can dress up as roll for him
You consider maybe showing him a little somethin' somethin', but you think about it... do you really want him stalking you?MORRIGAN interjects, and reminds you that you do kind of need to have sex with him. MORRIGAN also tells you that just because he's a stalker, it doesn't mean he has a Stalker, in fact, since most Stalkers seem to transmit through sexual contact Ice Man's behavior would be sort of counter productive.You guess maybe... you could dress up as Roll?
wait until iceman does his robo-sleep thing and steal the outfit.
>>20418770Yeh, just ask Hardmen (he was the costume geek, right?) to make one for us.Take a long, hot shower after the deed is done.
You leave Ice Man to his work and give a call to that costume geek you met several chapters ago, good old Needle Man.You ask him to make you a Roll costume, he says that'd be simple enough, the wig might be fun, what do you need it for?You just make up something about it being a part of one of Wily's CRAZY schemes.
Roll costume acquired!>ITEM CONFLICT>Chest plate unequipped - Unable to access Charm upgrade>Helmet unequpped - Unable to access Wisdom upgradeOther than the stat penalty, you think you look pretty good in this, yeah, alright, what's the plan?
>>20419101Seduce the stalker and then clean ourself with whatever the strongest decontamination protocols available are
You decide to just go over and ask for some sex.Hey Ice Man, it sucks that your girlfriend has a restraining order against you, maybe I could be your girlfriend tonight...He seems okay with this.
Properties:>Energy>Ice>Stun
After a quick shower with some steel wool you look back at the speed dial to decide upon another Robot Master to bang.
Bubble man.This aught to be good
You knock on his door, he opens it slightly and tells you he's in the middle of a project.How many times do you have to go down this road?
>>20419676Tell him sex will relieve stress and let him get back to his project with a refreshed mind
>>20419676"Aanything I can do to help?"
You ask if there's anything you can do to help.He says no not really, it's sort of a solo project, doesn't really need a lot of help, just takes a lot of time out of the day, that's all it's... it's really nerdy shit to be honest, you probably don't care.
>>20419800But youre all about that nerd shit or whatever
Run a self-diagnostic. Just to get a refresher on the condition of our foreign Stalkers.
>>20419800Maybe things would go quicker if he relaxed a bit inbetween his work on it? Wink wink justgetscrewingalready
>>20419800Ask if he's masturbating and if he requires any assistance.
You tell him you're all about that nerd shit, so he goes ahead and shows you.He says he's running a quest adventure thread thing on some website, in involves making his original character having sex with everyone in the Kirby universe and you know what this sounded a lot better in his head, oh god why did he tell you thisDoesn't matter, you sort of aren't really paying attention. You started running a diagnostic on those Stalkers you've got. MORRIGAN says you're probably going to have to deal with at least one of them next session.
>>20419988Tell him that we can help him with ideas.
>>20419988Tell him you'll be his muse and swallow his popstar, ifyouknowwhatimean.
>>20420022Oh god yes
You offer to maybe give him some ideas.Sexy ideas.With sex.He's like alright that sounds hella awesome.man what a weirdo
Properties:>Energy>Water>Tracks the ground>Breaks holograms
Okay, those last two were creepy weirdos. We're just gonna move on....NEXT TIME.Yep, that'll do it for tonight.TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR MORE THRILLING ADVENTURES, SAME TIME, SAME BOARD, BUT ON FRIDAY
