Welp, /tg/. I have a going away present to give to you all, before I go to asscrackistan for a year. A paper and pen rpg that only the twisted mind behind fatal quest could bring. However in order to complete it by the magic 24 hour deadline I need art. In particular, horrible mary sue art. What is this game about? You shall see once I get the pdf up on media fire. The title is at this time Psychic Temptresses from the E-Zone and their Legions of Doom. I also need Mary Sue art. Deduce what this game is going to be about from there.Pic related, it's the kind of stuff I need
I don't have any helpful images, but I'll wish you luck and support your cause with a bump.
Give me some time.
>>20379493Alright no problem, I am still doing the races, I am near done though. I will say, this is kind of hilarious.
>>20377838But that's the mary sue we made.
>>20379512Yes, Yes it is. I figured it was the best thing for the RPG. Hopefully it will be as insanely fantastic for you elegan/tg/entlemen to play as it was to write.
You heading to the 'Stan, too? Good luck, bro. Maybe we'll see each other there.
Please, God, no, Coffee-Kun... You're making a Suepocalypse RPG, aren't you? Or perhaps reviving the Magical Girls Orwellia setting? I can see so many horrible things to come from this but I can't pin any single possibility down.
>>20379903>>20379512Funny thing is, she's still active.http://shinysapphirus.deviantart.com/gallery/
>>20379970MY EYES.MY EYES!
not sure about mary sue specifically but I got plenty of weaboo stuff. that good?
>>20380041>DEM SWORDS
>>20379940I am from Saint Louis. This is going to be something much more fun. I was going to name it Super happy sue fun time, but I figured I would give it a better name.
>>20379970I think... I think OP has everything he needs with that one link. Oh, sweet crimmeny cripes.>>20380055>This is going to be something much more fun.I somehow don't feel any better.
>>20380041I love the logic behind this piece. Swords are cool, so a lot of swords is really cool, right? Right?
>>20380041Pfft. That's not weeaboo; that guy's just well prepared.When you use a weapon as shit as a katana, you're going to need a lot of backups for when your blade snaps because it hit a falling leaf the wrong way.
>>20380096How do you know that's the logic behind it? Did you draw it?For all you know, he could be a traveling sword salesman that can't afford a cart to carry his wares in.
>>20380041>>20380083That shit is going in. So much so>>20379970... I am afraid she will see the game, so I am not including her stuff. This is supposed to be hammy and parody. Basically it's everyone trying to play a mary sue played by the Baby of BRYAN THE BLESSED and Uma Thurman. Essentially over the top. Then throw that in a game environment that is closer to Jersey Shore than Game of Thrones, and you have this game. Also parody fetish fuel.
>>20380173THAT.THAT SHIT IS THE COVER RIGHT THERE.
>>20380173Sweet merciful Gygax; what kind of insanely fucked up, mind-breaking trauma must people go through to end up believing that something like /this/ looks good!?
>>20380258>not knowing about /tg/'s daughter.
http://chanarchive.org/4chan/co/5143/the-weirdest-of-da#12645101
>>20380258you realize that's the same girl in OP's pic right?
>>20380284
Time to search "original character" on DeviantArt.
could work I guess
Alright I just came up with all the races. Now I have to give them all stats, then finish all the abilities and items and get it done in 4 hours. Good God. When did I cross my moral event horizon? If there is enough desire I can give out some fluff previews.
>>20380324
ah, SCP-076-2 aka "Abel"if you don't think he looks mary sue now, just look him up
... Holy shit. 47 races. With the potential for six races per character...Anyways...The fluff for the game...One day, an ordinary planet was minding it's own business. Nothing exciting ever happened on this planet, and it was that way until a very bored individual discovered a book that would allow him to contact other dimensions called zones. So this individual chose the most awesome looking zone to him at the time. The known only as the E-zone. Upon contacting the other dimension he realized that the dimension was filled up with predominantly insane psycho-bitches, which while insanely attractive, where also psychic and could utterly fuck his shit up. So he did what any person with a lick of sense would do. He said “NOPE” and contacted the “Zone of effortless escape to other zones” Zone. And he took the book with him. Leaving open a huge fucking hole for the E- Zone to invade from. Well he also made a magic ball that fucks with Psychic-powers and left that there too, but he still fucking got the fuck out of there. What a dick
>>20380258It was actually drawn by a guy on /tg/, in response to OP's pic. I'm not sure who colored it, but it actually looks alright if you get rid of the rainbarf.
>>20380374I know SCP-076-2 very well, but at least he was not as mary sue as some of the other decommissioned SCPs...Upon arrival at the ordinary planet in the otherwise ordinary zone the “Psycho Bitches” became better known to the rest of the population as “Psychic Temptresses” mostly because the fact that every last one of them had some sort of psychic thingy they could and every last one of them was unrealistically beautiful. Their purpose behind this invasion? Welp, apparently Psycho-bitches don't like each other very much, and they don't like looking ugly, so they tend to enslave others to fight for them. This apparently was their way for as long as they could care to remember, which didn't actually seem very long since most of them had the attention span of mayflies. This tended to complicate things. You see, when you are capable of doing all sorts of mind bending bullshit, but aren't really that smart-- well things happen. Mainly losing armies to stupid or other forces or losing them literally. Yes they misplaced armies. How that happened who the fuck knows.I am trying to stay with the campy 4 chan sci-fi mary sue feel. Hopefully it's good. If anyone wants to help I would gladly freaking appreciate it. Cause holy fuck typing abilities for races, while trying to be sort of balanced is annoying. Damn.
>>20380324you choose two races at character creation right? if not you're not doing it right.
>>20380435NOPE.JPGYou roll a D12. Divide that shit by two. That's how many races you get. With a total of 47 races to choose from, however three cannot mix so actually 44 to mix up. I don't even wanna think of the retarded possibilities.
>>20380386Fucking Wizards.
Am I doing good, OP-chan?Uguu~
And the Final Part.It's been a while since the initial invasion, and the world is starting to have heroes and stuff rise up. You are not one of the heroes. You are one of the Psycho-Bitches who is wielding insane powers so she can have enough boys to go beat up some other random psycho over some trivial shit like losing a fucking nail or a cell phone in a card game or some shit. Your job is to cause drama, chew scenery, get a slave army train and try to get rid of all the other bitches who aren't you. Why? Because Psycho-Bitch girls don't know how to get the fuck along! You know why? Because when you can use super Psychic powers to enslave or crush people at a whim, you tend to lose scope of place and priorities other people have in your life.Now back to freaking work
>>20380386>effortlessly travels across dimensions>leaves gaping holes in reality>has a passing thought to make something that fucks up the powers of stupidly powerful people>does all this because he's boredthis world was already filled with mary sues
>>20380463BRACING FOR PDF
This nigger has style.
>>20380498Well I did preface it with "in an ordinary world where nothing ever happened" though his behavior is more that of a 3.5/3x caster with a powerful tome than a mary sue. But I suppose you are correct in that regard.
>>20380173>mfw the emotions I'm feeling right now are probably the same emotions that women feel when they see 40K art
There are a lot of these.Come on OP, tell me if these are helping because I don't want to do shit that's not helpful.
>>20380518All things considered, this isn't actually too bad.
>>20380552Look at that sword.Look at it.>>20380551This just looks like an overly 'moe' version of the Medic.
>>20380536that's... probably pretty accurate.>>20380518>rings on the front of the bladedon't get mad...don't get mad...
>>20380571>Look at that sword.>Look at it.
>>20380597Give in to your anger. Let it flow through you, and channel it into power for your attacks.
What exactly am I looking at?
Woah man, 2spooky.
>>20380618The artist's self insert, I think?
>>20380597The rings could... They could increase the weight of the sword... So that... You could hit people... with the rings? So... You could hit people with the middle of the blade? But that would have barely any force... Maybe they... The rings... If... They make a lot of noise maybe? I'm just going to assume the rings are made of some sort of impact-activated high-explosive material and leave it at that.
>>20380630Makes enough sense.This does not.
>>20380636If the rings could flip around, and be on the other side of the blade when she swung, some how?
>>20380641Oh shit that dragon is made of the matrix. OH SHIT WHAT DO WE DO
>>20380641Same thing, Coder, also Genderswapped.
>>20380652WELP I FOUND ANOTHER SUB TYPE. Brace for 5 more freaking races.
>>20380636>the rings are made of some sort of impact-activated high-explosive material
This needs an epilepsy warning.
>>20380664Make sure the subtype is digital and not matrix.>>20380672Why is this a guy? Why are the swords attached to his arms?
>>20380672AWWW YEAAHHHH ARE THOSE SOME MOTHER FUCKING BATTLE SHORTS?!
BRACE FOR BOY PRINCESS
That goddamn face.
>>20380704It is making me physically ill to look at that picture. I'm completely serious. I stared at it for about 30 seconds and then started feeling very nauseous.
>>20380687No. I am making it Nanomagic. Why? Because D already has too many fucking entries because of Dark. Well that and it has a more Mary Sue feel to it. I am still hours behind.
>>20380714So, it's a dude in closeups and a woman from a distance?
>>20380704Would just be Generically sue if not a trap.Not really rage worthy. Stupid lock and key combo is annoying, though.>>20380714Why are the muffins smiling? Why is there a giant spork instead of like, a giant knife?THIS WOULDN"T BE A BAD CHARACTER IDEA IF SHE HAD A GIANT CLEAVER!
>>20380722>about to call you a homophobe>look at picture>oh, it's because the colors are so fucked up and swirled upbut also you're a homophobe
KRAFTY LIKE CHEESE NIGGER
>>20380740>that face
>>20380726No dude I'm pretty sure the people in the portraits are different from the people in the foreground. Like look at >>20380704In the portrait s/he has googles and no mascara. >>20380641doesn't count because the portrait is literally the same perspective as the foreground. >>20380629has hair made entirely of plaid and stars in the portrait.
>>20380750WHY WOULD YOU WEAPONIZE A KEYTAR!
>>20380740That fucking dog. That. Fucking. Dog.
Shit bro, nose tumor?
>>20380792They do realize San or Sans means without, right?
These Pixel ID's are making me violently ill, but I can't stop looking at them. What the fuck is happening!?
>>20380816Which is why they are perfect for OP.
>>20380832This one is actually not that bad.
I am probably going to have to publish a PDF without all the graphics, because holy shit. There is just so much that it slows things down. Thank you all
>>20380815Or "Saint" in Spanish (San Diego, San Salvador)
>>20380816You're becoming a true fa/tg/uy. Let the rage consume you and you will feel better.
WHAT'SHAPPENING
>>20380832Alright. What the fuck are these. Are they for some guy's wet dream fighting game? Or are they characters in a webcomic or some shit? I've got to know. Don't bother linking me to anything though. With pictures like these I will not be visiting any website that you link alongside them.
>>20380853Or Sanity, in San Check, which a lot of this shit will cause
These have zero semblance of balance
>>20380858
>>20380858...whywhy is there a secondisis taht a double shark?buthow?legs? Why are there legs and arms?
This one ain't so bad.
>>20380860>not spotting deviantART shit a mile away>2012I SHIGGY DIGGY
>>20380893Looks like maybe a guy, but yeah not bad.
>>20380860It's a DeviantArt thing.People shit their Mary Sues onto character select screens.
>If you're lucky, you'll die.
I actually like a few of those pixely things. Here is my favorite sue pic.
>>20380893>I'm ready for fight!!It's just like one of my japanese animes
>>20380932>watchmen pinYOU DAMNDED DIRTY APES! YOU BLEW IT ALL TO HELL!
My body can't take all this edge.
>>20380962Six fingersOf all the things to overlookSix fingers
>>20380984>>20380984Probably on purpose, given level of edgy. It's the six fingered man.
10 races to go guise. I am actually having a good feeling about this.
>>20381012Have any requests for the Pixel ID dumper?
>>20381026Why is this art so bad?Its usually not so badshe doesn't even have eyes!
>>20381026>pwnanate
/tg/, this reminds me. A week o two ago, somebody mentioned the idea of a Mary Sue deck-building game. I think we should get on this. Maybe a game that gives points the more your character rapes the lore of whatever setting it's in, with extra points for each half-race they are, as well as for things like bad spelling? Anyone have any other ideas?
All of these have an extremely high "special" stat.
>>20381012If I were to be a mix of fae, catfolk, elf and dragon. Would I be classified as a half fae, catfolk, elf, and dragon?Please let it be so.
>>20381069No Will at all.UGUU
The fuck is this.
Added Ork as a race. Because this game needs to have more camp and fun in it.
>>20381082That head. Just, what? Why is her head so massive?
>>20381109So be on the look out for orcs.Weeaboo orcs.
>>20381124>>20381109This game keeps getting better. I wonder if anyone here would actually run it, though?
Seriously.... wtf lol
>>20381082That fucking forehead.
These just keep getting edgier.
COWABUNGA
>>20381202No.No. Not once, not never.
>>20381210Coercion skill increased
>>20381137Seeing as I only have a few san points left, I should be the one to run it. Though the GM doesn't have a big role, the players have to create most of the fun.
Man, I would want to talk with the creators as to why they drew these things.Some might be actually their own projections of their psyche and could help them realize a lot from there.Those who are animals, I think they are too detached and see themselves as something else entirely...could be dangerous.It's like they can't accept they are normal and draw things like this.I can expect some of these people to try psychedelics at some point.Meh.
>>20381136It's sad that this is the least awful of those I've seen so far.>>20381202No. No! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WEEABOO ORC FOUNDWITH MARACAS
Gentlemen.As part of my penance, I would unburden myself of a character I...wore, a few years ago, when my sanity was crumbling.Would anyone like to see him?
>>20381270Yes>>20381265I think this is a zombie, and also not a weeaboo, and also that is a jump rope or something?
>>20381270Why ask? just post.You fear reproach from anonymous?Or from yourself?
>>20381246Just browsing these I can tell you there are a lot of fucking detached people. >>20381270Do it, anon. There is no shame.You have cast aside your foolish ways.>>20381284Damn. The hunt continues.AND IT IS A JUMP ROPE FUCK.
Added Tau, might as well go full dungeons the dragoning up in this bitch. Working on abilities and other final stuff.
This is about all I have OP. Hope it helps.
>Saiyan PupAha.AHAHA.>>20381304...do I have to find cow people now.
Half-Orc at least, maybe.
>>20381327Half Gorilla, maybe.
>>20381327I see a Potemkin knock-off...Wut.
>>20381327>High WillMaybe a Half-Giant?
>>20380714I know ukyo kuonjiAnd you, madam, are no ukyo kuonji.
>>20380962>>20380984I HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE SIX FINGERED MAN!My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
>>20381318I'm going to use him in a comic.
>>20381286>>20381284I was quite far gone at the time. A character who had been at one point the "last of the chivalric gentlemen" became a madman and sexual addict, and what's worse, a ripoff of Jackie Estacado without me having ever played the games.Meet E.K. I don't use his name, because I made a lot of enemies before I quit when my mind fell to pieces.He was a tiger. But not just a tiger, nooo, he was a tiger who was SO OLD he'd wrapped around time at least once, and had a bolt pistol and a pair of Eviscerators because he'd existed in 40k before he came to the mishmash setting you get when you make a MUCK and say "Limits? lol what limits". What's more, he could turn into shadow with the help of a demon called a Hekatonchieres, and created mute, sentient 'tendrils' of shadow that did his bidding (often including fucking furry women.) He could also shapeshift, by converting into shadow and reshaping himself, and teleport through shadows by melting and reforming, and was only vulnerable (to bright light, of all things!) while in shadow form.This is one of two pictures of him that I got drawn by friends, or in one case, a lover. Insofar as someone I e-fucked would constitute a lover.The sad thing is, even though the last few days of my breakdown revealed what a tawdry, superficial, elitist little shithole that MUCK was, I miss it. I miss being able to go out to any little hole-in-the-code I wanted to and get as much furry poon or ass as I wanted.
>>20381361Shh.It's okay.Those days are over now. You have crawled out of that mud hole of a fandom and washed the dirt from your body.
>>20381361Doesn't it feel good to get it off your furry little chest?Props, bro.
You can have this.... Thing. I have no idea what it is, or why it exists. And I don't want to.
>>20381361The past is the past.As long as you are happy, you should not feel bad of what you did, because it's in the past and from there learn from it.Thank you for sharing.
You must be one sick man for doing this shit though...
Surprised I didn't see this posted yet. You're slipping, /tg/.
>>20381270Everyone makes one in their youth. Mine was a superhero who had the combined powers of Cyclops, Colossus, Wolverine, Iceman, Quicksilver, and Angel. Share with us.Also OP have you considered making fighter jets a race?
>>20381395>>20381397The sad thing is, I'm still a little furry. I fap to their porn, I read anthro fiction that isn't hamfistedly bad, I play furry characters when I can get away with it.But E.K. taught me a valuable lesson. Never play just one character. Make many, one for every setting, and give them backstories. Another character I made in the twilight days before I fell to pieces was this-the Lord of Storms. This is possibly the worst character I have ever made.He's a Pikachu. Obviously. But not just any Pikachu. No, he was born without powers, with black fur and blue where the normal Pikachu has brown or black. He was ostracized his entire childhood, and took to romancing his younger brother because his younger brother was the only one who would accept him. When the fact that they were fucking became common knowledge, Thunder (for that was his name at the time) was taken by the council of his village and nailed to a tremendous Thunder Stone, his hand cut off and his eye scooped out. A ritual was performed, binding the power of the entire Pikachu race to a misbirth that should have been taken out behind the barn and shot. Then, he was locked away in a cave, forced to ruminate on his failures.
>>20381461Someday you will evolve past it.This I believe.
>>20381361>>20381461I'm going to use both of these, they will be immortalized forever.
>>20381107Reminds me of Nightmare City.
>>20381461If I were wiser, the story would have ended there.But no. I made this abortion for a MUCK best described as a Lensman Arms Race of shitty character design.So of course he escaped. The Thunder Stone was shrunken, and replaced his missing eye. Iron ore was torn from the rock around him and shaped into a chainmail gauntlet. Armed, he tore himself free of the ground, and slaughtered his entire village.Save his little brother.From there on, he went to win the title of Lord of Storms off Zapdos...and have the non-adventures an entire game where "Nice tits, wanna fuck?" is a successful pickup line causes.This is the last of the art of the aforementioned.
>>20381461Nothing wrong with interests, but if someone tells you they do not want to hear it.Do not continue to press it on them.You can ask, and usually you will get answers.It all depends on the social situation like you realized with your later characters.Did(Do) you feel the same way as your character(s) or not?
Finally, getting to Psychic powers. Finally. Fuck.
>>20381541So, Coffee.What sort of art do you need now, as I continue to use K-ON reaction images.Because I'm running out of Pixel Fighters.
Here OP. Someone tried to put this in some freeform(cringeworthy, I know, but I was bored) game I moderated a few years ago. I saved it because to this day I do not understand. I fear I may have suffered permanent SAN damage.http://pastebin.com/FHKsUGim
>>20381533The reason I broke down was realizing what I'd become and how fickle my 'friends' were.Furries. I hate furries. I fantasize about painting a wall with the brains of most of their major artist. I want a Pellznacht where the blood of interlopers and obstacles flows like water, so that the furries may stop being a laughingstock and start to function.Failing all else, I want them to be secure in themselves, so that criticism can be heeded, so that we can see more Brian Jacques and Juan Diaz Canales and less Jay Naylors.
>>20381596Even he is trying to comb his anime hair but sadly, it's molded that way
>>20381445That's actually a fairly clever approach to a remarkably stupid concept.
>>20381610They're all fickle.Blind.Obsessed with their fetish of choice.
>>20381578Just random shit that looks sue like of people attacking and stuff. I am just now starting on the Psychic powers.
>>20381585...I....I think I took some INT damage. I mean I... I just don't know what this is. I might be able to take it seriously if the grammar wasn't atrocious, but damn!I tried. I really did. I read all the way up to the Moves section, saw "Shadow Kill", then I said, "Fuck it. I can't do this shit anymore"
>>20381699>Hey LAdies!>I'm a huge flaming homosexualFix'd
>>20381691Alrighty!
You can crop out everything untouched by the watermark.
Hey anons since this is a sue thread, what would you call an entire race of Mary Sues?
>>20381610Don't hate them, remember that you were part of them.I see it as hating your actions still ,most of them are like you just blind to just how shallow they are.Don't hate them for who they are. Just let them be.But if they even try to preach to you.You have to let them know it is your choice not theirs, as to what you love and accept.If it's a sexual nature, they have to realise it is a fetish. (i.e: A personal preference)If it's of a psychological nature, they have to realize it is an escape (I.e: Lying to themselves)That is if they speak up, instead of asking.By that I mean. Just because I am not wearing a fursuit, or drawing anthropomorphous humanoids does not mean I am not part of the social idea of "furries".Whatevs.
>>20381750Marysues.But give it a special pronunciation, like mah-rih-sew-ezz.
>>20381750Neo-humans.
>>20381750Kryptonians.
>>20381750Homunculi!
Words can't describe how rustled my jimmies have become by following this thread.
>>20381777I already had that dismissed.>>20381781I don't know, needs to be stupider.>>20381783HaHa>>20381799Dohohoho
>>20381750deviantart
>>20381750>>20381781>>20381799>>20381783>>20381777You call it Stephanie Meyer's Wet Dream. BA DUM CHI
>>20381764Quite.But anything that weareth fur, becometh one of the Furries-if not in thought, then in name, by the clutching paws of those that reason not. I was present for the early days of the Bronies, when /co/lt was still a term in use, when the only malcontent was a fool and easily called out. When one immense General was all, and leaving it was verboten. The Furries found it in 2011, and those the furries draw from-the dispossessed, the destitute, the insane. Now it is the spreading cancer you see now, metasized both by trolls seeking to worsen its name and unrequested missionaries. In the days of yore, the furry artists who dabbled in it were rejected out of hand...before "I will love and tolerate the shit out of you" lost its suffix.I hope, one day, to fix them. Emperor only knows how.
>>20381750Marisus. (ma-RII-soos)Each Marisu is completely, %100 unique, but each of them share certain traits. >they love rainbows.All Marisus love every color that can be seen by the human eye (and some that can only be seen by the Marisu eye) and they wear as many colors as possible. this includes, but is not limited to, armbands, leg-warmers, hats, belts, skirts, etc. >Their eyes are super specialSome have Heterochromia, others eye color changes on various conditions, but all of them have special eyes that differ from a human's. >Everyone loves them, and no one can stay mad at them.The Marisus emit a special aura that make people fall in love with them. All people, all the time. This often results in a sliding scale of the sexuality of the Marisu.Is that generic enough for you? Or are there general things I left out?
>>20381835Hey, Coffee.I was browsing and found this gem.
>>20381860I'd leave out the colorful bit. There's plenty of Mary Sues who wear a lot of black and not much else.I would give them an Ork-like ability to wield what the fuck ever, though.
>>20381823>>20381799the homunculi thing is actually a pretty valid name for a race of horrid exaggerations of arbitrary human features
>>20381858If only the Emperor knows.Then you can only let them be.
OP, hey OP, are you going to make any nods to the ORIGINAL Mary Sue? It just won't feel right if she isn't in there.
>>20381860Oh no I already have the race, here let me dump a sample.Sues: Short for, you guessed it, Mary Sues. What universe would be complete without a race of perfect beings. Now none are truly perfect, they just say they are. Like all Sues they are loved by everyone they meet and are super nice and kawaii. That's if there magic works that is, that's right, the Sues ability to attract everyone to them is not based on them, it is based on a magic that surrounds them and reaches out to others and confuses it to the point where it infects their mind and forces it to love them. The Sues all live on a planet called Zecronus.
>>20381881Oh, good point>Each Marisu can wield a weaponThe Marisus often wield strange, over-sized, or otherwise exotic weapons that, due to basic laws of Physics, could not be wielded by a human, or in fact exist at all. Examples of these weapons include, but are not limited to, swords the size of houses, firearms of impossible caliber, hammers that control the elements, or bastardizations of two or more weapons (keyblades, Tonfa-Bats.).
Okay taking a break for coffee. Be right back. Got Psychic Powers arranged. After that it's how to create Swag and other stuff. In short? I am almost done.
>>20381947I'm going to use this if you don't mind.
>>20381971Remember, it's from the man who brought you the d20 feats Has Stomach, and Breathes Air. Specialty: Writing completely useless crap that will be used in some game somewhere.
>>20381858>Emperor only knows how.You know, from furry to 40kid isn't much of a step up.
>>20381994Oh but I have plans for the Marisu, big plans.
>>20382004When you come from a place of endless acceptance, blind and honest hate is a wonderful thing.I don't pretend WarHammer is the be-all and end-all of fiction. But I recognize that for still-plausible ridiculousness, you cannot beat it.
>>20382020Oh god, I hope they're hunted for sport. you can totally use it if you're hunting them for sport or some other fiendishly clever idea.
>>20382004> God only knows how.You know, from 40kid to religious isn't much of a step up.
>>20382033What
>>20382033>>20382046NO. DON'T. DON'T REPLY. YOU'RE BETTER THAN THIS /tg/!
COFFEE OBTAINED:I do need some Original Artwork:A wizard running with a book screaming "NOPE"A Half Tau, Half Shark, Half Cat Girl, Half Dragon, Half Angel, Half Succubus Wielding a flamethrower
>>20382046what do you want me to explain?
>>20382032Oh no, it's for something that has to do with a story I want to do. Can't talk about it hear though, it has nothing to do with traditional games sadly.
>>20382073>A Half Tau, Half Shark, Half Cat Girl, Half Dragon, Half Angel, Half SuccubusHow does that even work?
>>20382108Sues don't run on logic boy.
>>20382108It does.
>>20382108Carefully.
>>20380454That reminds me of itemspamming in tribes. Clearing out inventory bunkers by spamming grenade items(which look like grenades), or lagging cheaters by spamming out laserrifles(which get replaced with gigantic flashy effects), or just dumping out retarded amounts of ordnance for anyone who walks by.
>>20382087Go ahead by all means.email me when you've made some progress, or to tell me what you're working on. I'd love to read it.
>>20382123>>20382121I mean, how would you draw one? What parts are shark and what parts are dragon and what parts are succubus?Well, I think I can guess which parts are succubus. But my point still stands.
>>20382140Okay, I'll email you, but I'm not going to dump it here. It would just take up to much space and I got to get to sleep soon. It's actually an entire universe though so if you feel like making suggestions, go ahead.
>>20382162Well, I guess you would draw it to be something like>>20379512
Will soon post PDF to Mediafire.
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>>20381947>Each Marisu can wield a weaponSome wield many weapons at once, many going so far as to wield three, four, or even more swords at once.
So wait I am in the middle of drawing that abomination of a cat girl dragon flamethrower thing.Should I stop? I thought we needed it.
>>20382345This is a great addition. Didn't even think about this.
>>20380229>>20380258>>20380284>>20380300>>20380405>>20380536You're welcome /tg/. Lines and colors by me. It was the most mind-wrenching, heart-attacking piece I ever worked on, and I pray to any and all deities that I would never have to do so ever again.
>>20382408You done good JSCervini, you done good.
>>20382391Play a Marisu that simultaneously wields 12 swords. How do they do it? They are simply that good.
>>20382429This is how.
>>20382419Thanks. Though I had just got an awful, awful idea. What if someone posted this character on whatever terrible freeform RP board-du-jour of their choice and actually try to play it as a legitimate, /tg/-friendly character. I wonder how many of the Steely Donuts would just implode from it all. Something so gaudy, something so ridiculously overpowered in every sense of the word, something just oozing of the Sue end up being played just like a normal Jane, not even using those stupidly amazing powers even once. Just imagine the hyperactive and underdeveloped children rack their brains and wonder why the Ur-Sue doesn't blink the existence of her problems away. Why can't she just whisk her enemies into oblivion with a glance from her machine-framed eye? Why doesn't she summon forth her infinite magics to annihilate all of creation around her?Such an endeavor would be a long shot, at best... but the Internets would be done a great justice by such a collapse, would you agree?
>>20382534Well I'm going to be running a free form role play where you can b anything you want, so theoretically I could do that.
Here, have some inspiration.http://mcstories.com/BewareTheMarySue/BewareTheMarySue.html
Somehow I managed.
>>20382632Amazing.
>>20382588I...I Can't stop reading.
>>20382632>>20382632THANK YOU
>>20379903>>20379512It looks like Sapphy has learned to turn it down a notch. It is still garish and shitty, but not quite as bad.
>>20379512She has done "more"
>>20382652I CAN ALSO DRAW THE WIZARD WITH THE BOOK.I POSTED ALL THE PIXEL FIGHTERS AND THE DEVIANTART OCsWHY STOP THERE?
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>>20382680Make the wizard So.
>>20382775The wizard will be a kawaii cartoonish looking school girl.With a wizard beard.
>>20382795Fine by me.
Hmm. When the PDF gets posted, I'll try statting up my ol' Mary Sue.
>>20379970Wait wait wait...wait... what? I. I can't .shit.skwmposs.gfucktable..huhgrop b!?Those pictures are like, a fucking legend. The holy grail of awful, awful shit, and the creator is not only 24 now, not only still churning out that 10 year old shit scribble overindulgent crap, BUT TAKES COMMISSIONS!?I need to sit down. I need to stand up, so that I can sit down. This has me troubled.
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>>20382894Actually back up.Let me change some colors.
>>20382902BETTER
>>20382894Whats Niggermanc- Oh, the power to control niggers.
>>20382918No, it's just black magic.GODDAMMIT IT WAS FUNNY EARLIER.
>>20382918No, no. -Mancy means speakThe power to talk to niggers.Next we need Femalemancy.
>>20382930Kinda funny now, come on if a half black guy can laugh at the thought of a bunch of black people going huehuehue and attacking something, you can to.
I'm surprised nobody's tried posting a Space Marine yet
>>20382875We had Johnniass Dragonraper rape her oncet.Unfortunately, most of him has been purged from the internet.
>>20382956When you put it like that it becomes much, much more hilarious.Like I laughed hard.
THE ART GOT MADE, COFFEEWHERE'S THE PDF
>>20382982Glad you saw the light. Now there's a whole magical category about racial stereotypes.
..Behold what we have made.Here is the low art version. Suggestions will be put into Version 1.http://www.mediafire.com/view/?h6gcgzqkyz51qqr
>>20383058It begins.
Alright everyone. Here is Psychic Temptresses from the E-Zone and their legions of doom. Hopefully the camp is strong enough and the font is just violent enough to scare away hipsters. The rules are not too heavy, the creation process shouldn't be too long and YES THE GAME RUNS ON D8s AND D12s. I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON THIS SHIT FOR A DAY.
Should this shit be archived to preserve the game link?
>>20383058I think you mean nimble when you typed nubile several times. The former means agile and quick, the latter means a sexually active or attractive young woman.
>>20383147Fuck, I thought I found replaced that shit. And it was supposed to be Nubile to be funny. Unless people prefer Nimble. Any other miscellania that I am probably unable to see after doing this shit for so long?
>>20383145Someone archived this. Also it is not archived at the point of the PDF file. I hope you all get to enjoy my work. I am going to pass the hell out. Any questions can be directed to my email on this post.
>>20383219>BRIAN BLESSEDCoffee, you're my misspelling hero
>>20383233Wait. I thought guy in pic was spelled Brian Blessed, though proper form would be size 72 and bold BRIAN BLESSED
Fuck Playing A Mary Sue.I am Playing An Ork/Orc/Bear. That shit will be fucking hilarious.
>>20382844Name: Harlequin Autariel PendragonLevel: Let's make it 1, less work I think.Races: Angel, Slimegirl (NEEDS TO BE ADDED MANG, NOT ENOUGH FETISH SHIT!), Dark Angel, Futa and Robot.Weapons: The Holy Win, and 6 other blades wielded with her wings. Range: 4, Damage bonus: 3X rating: 11Appearance score: 14Appearance: A tall, beautiful, yet terrifying woman wearing black armour with white hair and a skull mask. Her entire body is covered by armour, but if it wasn't, you would see that her skin is pure white and slightly translucent. If you were to poke it, your finger would sink in up to the second knuckle before meeting a hard, metallic resistance. When she prepares for battle, six gold wings erupt from her back, dive into the ground and retrieve her six holy blades. She then draws her Holy Win from the interdimensional rift. The stats part is confusing though, I'd like some clarification on what to do there. Do you roll the D8 and D12, then apply the modifiers from races?
>>20383290I remember, a song once told me, one day you will say to yourself "Dear God what have I done"THAT IS NOT THIS DAY!But yeah I should clarify. You add the bonuses from races and such after rolling stats. I will add slime girls in the version to homes. And any other monster girl races.
>>20383319Wow, an hour old and already this system has supplements.Monstergirl Races or Why Fetishism is a Good Thing: a Book of Expanded Races or Some Shit.....yes, that is the title. A good title.
>>20383343>>20383343That is a good supplement name. So good that will be the name. I will get that shit published after sleeping. Basically it will be all the stuff I wanted to put in but couldn't because I needed to finish that shit in under 24 hours. Plus the Supplement will have all the DA art craziness. Also if anyone wants to make up a silly race for the supplement, put it in this thread and be sure the archive thread gets updated. And I will do it. Hell I might even put in the non PVP scenario in.
>>20383290Nerdiness: 15Craftiness: 16Tenacity: 12Nubile: 18Muscles: 17Drama: 13Drama Points: 0Army Points: (I assume it's D8+D12 here as well) 14Swag Owned: Her armour, 7 swords and mask.Racial Abilities: +2 against Dark things, not doing an action results in -1 Army point and +1 to traps.Psychic Abilities: Fly (I assume I only get 1 because my bonus to nerdiness was 0)Army Talents: None, because I am tired now.>jove rBanjoBy Jove it is rBanjo!
I really don't want to introduce classes. Because that shit will trigger my cluster headache.
>>20383516Nah, classes will reduce the amount of flexibility. And if you are making a Sue, flexibility is key. Main reason why they infest freeform roleplaying.
Last Post tonight on this I swear.Leave any Race SuggestionsPsychic Power Suggestionsor swag suggestions here. I will read that shit on the archive and add it to the artsy fartsy supplement. >>20383506>>20383290Yeah you start off with D12+8 army points. I also have to make a correction to the Lillith Race otherwise someone will base an infinite loop around it.
>>20383569Race suggestions?Everything is at least Half something.Half DevilHalf AngelHalf Devil/Angel of courseHalf centaur half elfetc.These characters are never just ___.There are only characters that THINK they are one race, until some path of discovery reveals they were in fact half something else!
This hasn't even been played yet and it's already getting supplements and errata.This is proof tg Gets Shit Done.
>>20383792What about half-fae catboys?
>>20381304Hey Coffee Kun, got a lore questionWhat happens when a "psycho bitch" Breeds with a human from the boring normal planet?Does the offspring have the psycho bitch powers?
>>20381445You know, I kinda like the outfit on that one. Just crazy enough. And tonfa bats are hilarious. The rest is retarded, though - especially tattoos that appear when ready for combat. Ugh.
>Half centaur half elfI see someone played that Heroes expansion.>The content of the latter part of this post is not meant to be taken seriously nor suppositorily. >>20385859>tattoos that appear when ready for combat. Ugh.How else are you going to be loved by everybody, from the HARDKORE XXXTREEEEM XTREET FYTING XCENE and your church-going parents who are dead but you still go to church and cry a lot because they're ghosts and nobody but you can hear them and NOBODY CAN UNDERSTAND ME YUGS CRAAAWWLING IIIN MY SKIIIN
>>20383792>>20383962>>20385900Everything already is half no matter how many races, but I suppose I see your point, Adding some "Half" Races to the supplementAdding "Devil" to SupplementAdding Slime Girl to Supplement>>20383984Whatever the Crazy Bitch is plus add the Human Template. Unless she has six races already then you take out one and add the Human Template.
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