>>20365382
Teleport the fuck out of Dodge.

>>20365382
"In my defense, when I fell asleep, there were significantly less people in this room."

>>20365382
Butler is undeterred. Be cool, be calm, promise that it's not what it looks like and offer them tea.

Shirou's right there! Like even Rance could use his hyperweapon with Shirou watching.

>>20365382
Stay calm and teleport out of the bed.
Quietly say, "May we speak in the hallway?"

When out there, be "Guys, seriously. Seriously, guys. There's no way there could have any funny stuff. Shirou is right there; not even Rance could get it up with Shirou right next to him."

>>20365456
>>20365465
>>20365545
Oh, and make sure to pull Susan along with us.
She'll probably want to get started on breakfast.

rolled 17 = 17

>>20365441

I like this one.

>>20365465

Seconding this.


OOC: fair warning to all: there's a rogue janitor who may be deleting quest threads.

Teleport, lead the guests into the foyer. Then discuss.
Don't want to wake the girls up.

Pop out, explain yourself, and use the likely reason and shirou excuse.
"Naho likely got up in the middle of the night to join us in our bed after i'd fallen asleep, the girls invariably followed in a possibly sleepy daze. I can promise you that no foul play or improper conduct was done to those young ladies. I was out like a light and had no knowledge of their arrival.

Now, as IRKED as i am that you decided yourselves that it would be acceptable to march into my home, through my doors, and into My Bedroom, would you like to join us for breakfast?"

>But what about shirou?
"You might not know yet, but Shirou turns into a little girl when he consumes a large amount of sugar, a result of eating an obscene amount of the berries we use to make the age candy. She has her own personality, and she wanted to join the slumber party."

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>sorry bout that, had to give the dog a quick wash, she got into some mud.

You reach out for the now also awake Susan and attempt to teleport out.
Unfortunately, the twins' [two sets of them] ministrations were making it hard for you to focus.
"Mami.. not.. there. Erica no! Ami... Ursula... Stooop!" you say as you try and focus on the short jump.
"Nagato." you hear from the door as Erica was covering your view. "where are you going?"
"Participating." came the director's short reply.

With Susan's help, you manage to shake off your four attackers and jump out of bed with her.
Now standing next to P-san, while Kyon had a hand on the Director's collar, you say:
"Can we talk out in the hallway?"

**rollem**
>taking 2nd for speed

>>20365852
seconding this

rolled 66 = 66

>>20365866
Come on, let's speak in the hallway before the girls wake up.

rolled 14 = 14

>>20365866
ROLL!

rolled 10 = 10

>>20365866
I Dinna Do It Honest!

>onesesi disembowel
NO, Bad Captcha!

rolled 27 = 27

rollingu

>>20365866
>Participating

Oh, that's gonna piss off Kyon. We swagged Yuki and the Director.

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rolled 22 = 22

>>20365873
Wha oh.

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>>20365873
>14
Well, our night is off to a wonderful start.

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>>20365873
"Ayasaki..." kyon says in a low voice as he moves a hand to cover the Director's eyes "clothes."
You look down to find yourself standing there in your birthday suit, Ursula managing to capture your boxers as you jumped out.
Susan throws your badge at you and you quickly activate your armor/butler suit.

You walk out into the hallway with your three guests and Susan in tow.
"Care to explain things Ayaski? Is this your idea of a sleep-over?" P-san asks
"In my defense sir, The girls weren't all there when we went to bed. The others, mainly Nanoha and co, must have joined us when we fell asleep."
"Really? And your lack of clothing?" Kyon now takes his turn to ask you.
"Ursula grabbed my boxers as I teleported! And Shirou is right there! I couldn't have done anything with Shirou right beside me!"
Susan walks away to start on breakfast, as you're left with two fuming men and the ever silent director.
"So you even had an accomplice!" the two men say at the same time.

WAT SAY?

>>20365943
>accomplice
"Sirs, please, seriously. Seriously, sirs. It's Shirou. Main member of Team 'What is a Vagina'. Even Rance has given up trying to ignite their sex drive."

rolled 8 = 8

>>20365943
Get hostile and defensive, keep them on their toes for implying implifications of bisexual pedo orgy.
if anything, start to get a little loud once the door is closed, leading to the eventual Alice popping up and rubbing her eyes asking why papa is mad.

Just so we can look, with utter hatred at Kyon and P-san
"You. Woke. My. Daughter."

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>>20365943
>They seriously think Shirou would know what to do in bed
Oh we have GOT to mentillate this to Susan.

rolled 39 = 39

>>20365965
Oh please, we all know Shirou is a hopeless idiot, though he does turn into a little girl when he eats an over abundance of sweets.

>>20365984
>Get hostile and defensive, keep them on their toes
That's exactly what they're implying and what they're expecting. Going hostile and defensive only confirms that we orchestrated this night of debauchery in their eyes.

>>20365943

If need be, we could always wake up Yuki. She'd back us up.

>>20365943
"You two know I wouldn't do any such thing. Now excuse me as I check on my six year old daughter."
We Naoya Tohara now.

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>>20365943
"Sirs, please, seriously. Seriously, sirs. It's Shirou. Main member of Team 'What is a Vagina'. Even Rance has given up trying to ignite their sex drive."
'Hey Susan. Susan.' you mentillate your twin. 'Kyon and P-san thinks Shirou knows what to do in bed. They're implying he's an accomplice in some sort of mega-pedo-orgy. Bwahahha'
In the kitchen you hear the sound of a large guffaw accompanied by the crashing of dishes.
"...Ayasaki. Do you seriously think we'll believe nothing happens in that bed?"
"Yeah. YOU EVEN HAVE YUKI IN THERE!"
The two men are now dangerously on the edge.

**rollem**
>taking the 2nd

rolled 90 = 90

>>20366086
If you don't believe me. Ask her yourself.

She wouldn't lie.

rolled 33 = 33

>>20366086
"Sirs, yes, you've got me on that. BUT! Not last night, not with my daughter in the bed."

rolled 84 = 84

>>20366086
Please calm down before you wake my daughter up...

>>20366105 High
>>20366111 Low
>>20366112 High


FUCKING DICE!

Damn me! I wasn't fast enough!
Alexi fails again...

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>>20366105
>>20366111
>>20366112
I see that in the face of no Meta Quest to troll, the /tg/ dice have decided to troll us.

>>20366086
Inb4
"YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER?!

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>>20366111
"Stop." The Director tells the two, coming to your rescue.
"Nagato.."
"Director.."
"The Bureau does not interfere with our operative's private lives." she tells them in a rare moment of being verbose..
'Thank you Director Nagato!' you scream in your brain, a moment before she takes that rope of salvation and turns it into a noose to hang you with.
"..besides, It seems... fun."

"AYASAKIII!" the two men really are out to kill you now.

**roll your saving throw.**
>considering the first 3
>also add what you want to say

rolled 30 = 30

Please be gentle, Director.

>>20366195
>proof of swagging the director
i think she accidently forgot to make a yuki clone today guys.

rolled 35 = 35

>>20366195
"Quiet, please, my daughter is in there. Outside, if you want, but please not here."

rolled 79 = 79

>>20366195
COME ON DICE

>>20366212
Yeah that's good.

rolled 48 = 48

"Enough. You're going to wake up my household and ruin their sweet dreams, You are presently trespassing in my home, and i'm going to ask you to leave. I tried to be nice, but you've proven yourselves improper guests."

Turn and smile, "Director, would you like to join us for breakfast? We can eat out on the lawn since i'm practically out of chairs for this scale. Oh! A breakfast picnic, wont that be fun?

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>>20366218
"Quiet, please, my daughter is in there. Outside, if you want, but please not here."
"I've been waiting so long for this."
"Fine by me." the two answer.

----------------------------------------------------

You stand in front of the house, the two men ready to beat the living shit out of you.
You choose to do it barehanded, as so have they.
The two rush at you, fists at the ready.
A few millimeters before they make contact, your guard up and ready to repel them, the Director stops all of you in your tracks.
"Enough." She says as she freezes your bodies, nary a muscle able to move. "Machismo, though natural, is unappreciated."
She turns to Kyon and P-san, "Dismissed. I will handle things here."
"Director..."
"Nagato..."
"Dismissed." she repeats herself.
"Yes ma'am." they answer as she teleports them out to places unknown.
"Ayasaki." she then turns to you, "I came here this morning to see your... guest. Will you introduce her to me?"

[ ]of course
[ ]No
[ ]Other

>>20366343
Of course.

Would you be willing to wait for breakfast?

>>20366343
[x] of course

>>20366343
[x]of course
Play it cool guise.

>>20366343
[x]of course
"Of course, Ma'am. If you would give me a few minutes so that she may be presentable...?"

>>20366343
"I'll be more than happy to when she wakes up ma'am. Before that, would you join us for breakfast?"

>>20366343
Sure! Nothing could go wrong!
[x] No.

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>>20366343
"I'll be more than happy to when she wakes up ma'am. Before that, would you join us for breakfast?"
"I will."

----------------------------------------
Breakfast.
With the limited space in the kitchen and the dining room, you opt to serve it out in your garden on an outrageously long table Kraus summoned for you.
The girls began trickling in soon afterwards and You check to see if Alice is up yet.

back at the table, the Director is seated next to her clone/sister/daughter Yuki.
"How are you?" she asks
"I'm fine ma'am."
"Enjoying yourself?"
"Y-yes."
"Good."
----------------------------------------------------------
In the bed, you spot the still sleeping Alice sandwiched in between Erica and Mio.
Your presence stirs the three awake, and the small girl opens her eyes and greets you.
"Good morning papa."
"Good morning Alice. I have a friend that wants to meet you this morning. Why don't we get ready to meet her?"
"Okay..." she answers still half-asleep.

---------------------------------------------------------------
back at the table, now with most of your guests there, you present Alice to the Director.
"Ma'am, this is My daughter, Alice. Alice, say hello to Director Nagato."
"Hello." your daughter greets her with a smile.
"Hello child. Mind if I take a closer look at you?"
Alice looks up to you for reassurance.
"Go on." you whisper.

The Director takes Alice into her lap, scanning the girl with those piercing eyes of hers.
"Diwector... Why do you look like her?" She asks as she looks between Her and Yuki. "Are you twins like Mama Ursula and Mama Erica?"
"..Yes." the director answers as her hands glow softly.

**ROLLEM**
> considering first 5

rolled 86 = 86

>>20366556
Rollingu~~!

rolled 37 = 37

>>20366556

rolled 23 = 23

>>20366556

rolled 88 = 88

>>20366587
well I might as well roll again

rolled 11 = 11

>>20366556
"WHY DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE THE OTHER GIRLS! WHAT DID A-TAN DO WITH THEM, WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!"

This his me after the last msq ended, and scared the shit out of me.

rolled 20 = 20

>>20366556
Suppose I'm not distracted by other things, for once.

>>20366603
I hope that 88 is high enough.

>>20366603
Alexi is pleased.

If ADF is around, or whenever he catches up, if we could get a drawing of the "Participating" reaction, I would be eternally appreciative.

>>20366603
"Thank you Alice." the Director says as she hands your daughter back to you.
"You have a lovely daughter." she tells you glibly as she begins to tuck in.

For a petite girl, she sure can eat a lot.
She eats as much as Erica from your estimations.

'Ma'am.' you mentillate the Director, 'Do your scans show anything? Is she really my daughter?'
'...' she gives you no response as she continues to enjoy the stack of pancakes on her plate.
'Ma'am?'
'...Spoilers.'

NAGATO WON'T GIVE YOU ANY INFO.
SAY/DO ANYTHING?

>>20366684
"...Fudging time travel"
ask the director if further tests will be necessary.

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>>20366684
Damn it. It's probably still A-tan though.

>>20366684
Eh.
If she says spoilers, it's spoilers. The Doctor was very clear on that.

So, let Alice know that she'll be with Mama Mio for the morning.

Oh! We should see how Trude is doing, and if our deception operation is successful.

"So, Miss Trude, are you feeling better this morning?" Refill her cup of coffee without being prompted.

rolled 98 = 98

>>20366684
>I Am In Your Brain
'Please Director, i'm worried. She... She doesnt recognize any of the other girls. If she is my daughter, of course i care for her from the bottom of my heart, but...

I dont want to lose anyone, and, I can't go back, I Wont.'

>>20366719
Well shit.

rolled 13 = 13

>>20366684
'Ah, of course. I understand.'

Ask if Alice & the lolis slept well, see how Trude is feeling.

>>20366719
What? No. That is seriously over the top, and I really don't think it should be said.

>>20366719
That's a little too over the top, and it doesn't really fit.
I mean, yes, we won't go back to that life we had there, but not going back at all is not something we would be considering. Especially with what Mike said he was doing to get us legally cut off from our parents, and Hina has family there that we should introduce ourselves to in the future.

>>20366719
>Addendum
>>20366737
>>20366761
>>20366788
'I should say that not to the director but to my therapist who is helping me with my crushing doubt in myself lately?'

My fault for still having dice while its not asked for.

>>20366827
Doesn't matter, of course. We're not using dice to decide what action to take.

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>>20366684
"Alice. This morning you'll be with Mama Mio, okay? We have to go to class. We'll meet back here for lunch, and then you'll go with Mama Ursula in the afternoon."
She tilts her cute blonde-head up at you and asks, "Can I take the puppy with me?"
"Of course. You can take Dan and even Lo with you. J will have to go with me though."
"Yay!" she proceeds to get some breakfast in her.

You then turn to Trude who was nursing a mug of coffee next to Mio.
"Miss Trude, I take you had a good night's rest?"
"Yes." she answers straightforwardly.
"And how did you enjoy our bed?" Mio asks with a grin.
"I'm telling you, I don't know how I got in there!"
"Suuuuuuuuure."
"I.. I just felt so compelled to join you..."
"Haha... you'll get used to it." Mio tells her.

>>20366882
I wonder when A-tan is going to start acting more like herself.
Or maybe it really is our child...
I sweat, Futuyate...

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You went around the table checking on your guests.
The girls from Nanoha's slumber party having attested that they did enjoy themselves, the mess in the other room confirming that.
"Honey, Can I sleep over again tonight?" Miki asks you.
"err... i think it would be best if you did it some other time." you tell her as you remember P-san's furious face.
"Awww... Tomorrow then?"
"We'll see.." You answer as you try and steer away form this dangerous situation.

"Hey man. Do you know why I'm here?" Shirou asks as he gets on his 3rd stack of pancakes drowned in syrup.
"...I don't know. Maybe you sleep walk?"
"mmmm... maybe. Anyway, great food!"
"Thanks. Susan made most of it."
"Great food!" he shouts down the long table to where your sister was seated.

"Nee nee Niichan, Can we keep these?" The Idol twins ask you as you walked by them.
With a grin on their faces, they pull out your boxers.
The black bunnies on the light blue background exposed for all to see.

>>20366907
damnit Futuyate, cant you at least like pin a note on her or something?
>Dear Me
>I hope this letter and child finds you well
>Oh wait, I already know it does!
>Future humor, dont worry, you'll laugh about this later
>Anyway, this is your child, care for them until i come and pick them up
>I know you'll take care of her until then
>See? Another joke! Man we're hilarious
>With love, Futuyate

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>>20366882
>Mama Mio

MAMA MIO

HERE I GO AGAIN

MY MY

HOW CAN I RESIST YOU

>>20366947
Look them dead in the eye neither smiling nor frowning until they get just slightly embarrassed. Then, say, "If you really want them, they're yours." That should send them over the edge into full embarrassment, between letting their question set in and giving them an unexpected answer.

>>20366947
"Yeah sure go ahead. Mio, do you still have that other pair or did I get those back?"

>>20366947
"I don't especially mind, but let me wash them first."

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NEXT TIME ON MSQ:
Unpopular Science

New thread at 2200 4chan time
>headed out to pick up a package and get together with friends.
>apologies for ending so short.
>Possibly an -ALICE in MIOLAND- sidequest if I get home early.

>>20366947
Rewind, timestop, steal.
that is not happening.

>>20366947
P-san will kill us if he finds out they have those.
So no.

>>20366982
Still better than nothing. Have fun LG

WE HAVE ENTERED THE FINAL STAGE!
Anything we should do or look out for before we charge headfirst into BBEG?

>>20366991
Love of god, yes.

>>20366982
Make sure you do get home early, then.

>>20367038
hehhe
hhheheheh
pfffffthhahahhaa

>>20367063
HAHA, YEAH I'M JUST FUCKIN' WITH YA.

>>20367038
Do we even know who the BBEG is?

>>20367038
Hey we have a long list of potions and crazy ass things we still need to do first.

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>>20367074

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>>20367086
Evil Troy and evil Aaaaaabed.
Here to steal our powers for their evil plan
to kill their good selves and steal their lives.

>>20367038
HEY!
We still need to unlock the Tea of Sagittarius Route!

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>>20367076
Don't forget that we need to go to karaoke, just Hayate and Susan.

>>20367301
And Keima

>>20367301
Hey man, we need to coincidentally meet up at the movie theatre on couples' day first, then go for ramen, THEN go to karaoke.

>>20367349
Too contrived, all that. We live in the same house.

>>20367349
>coincidentally
Who says anything about coincidentally? Susan will want to take advantage of it by asking Hayate out.

>>20367156
Do we really want to? I'm okay with having a cool sister/twin.

>>20367433
Thread-fucking-one.
We decided this in the before time, and we will finish it.