Slightly late one today, folks.But I'm sure, very productive.Keep your wits about you.
Current destination is the Schola, but we may have to fight our way there.Now is a good time to check inventory or ask questions if you're so inclined.
>>20324988>>20325126FUCK YES BOONE QUEST!
Your inventory checks out, but you're still pissed about that coin that was nicked.
>>20325282Is that a condom?
>>20325311That does seem to be a standard Munitorum issued prophylactic.
Your allies are looking good, You're new friends Gato is uncomplex but might be useful.Gregory GatoBeastman PDF soldier.No particularly fantastic skills, but he weilds an autogun in each hand and has virtually limitless ammo. Good for supressing fire and holding the line, should you ever need to hold something nasty at bay. Decent ranged damage and HP. Low armor.ITEMS:Spare Ammo, PEELZ (full), THENEZZ-AUGER SPARE PARTGreg's skills use no PP, but are contextual and passive.* Beastial - He has excellent hearing, sight and smell and will often pick up things others don't. Same deal as C-16, but Gato can speak gothic.*Twitchy - Having Gato in your party gives you +2 to initiative, this stacks with Myers' +5 for a total of +7*Local - Gato has lived on the planet your on for a while, so he knows a thing or two.basically a good guy.His main power is really obviouslly meaning to sound like Scott Mcneil
ahmahgawd boonequest holyfuck so awesomeWaiting impatiently, fagot, good to see you back
You leave from the temple and go back out into the delapidated colony, you're associates seem to be trying to out-stoic eachother but they're alert all the same.COMBAT TIME:I need one of you to roll a d20, so you can see what you're up against.
>>20324988BOONE TIMEMY BODYIS READY
rolled 3 = 3GO DICE ROLLBIG MONEY
rolled 18 = 18Looks like you have 2 SAPP SOLDIERS and one 3RD STAGE SAPP SOLDIER MONSTROSITY to deal with.That's new.I'm gonna roll intitiative, I think you should do the same.REMEMBER: YOUR INTIATIVE IS CURRENTLY 1D20+7
rolled 8 + 7 = 15>>20325716Rolling for Initiative!
rolled 19 = 19>>20325716WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT A POSESSED PDF GUYSO MUCH HERESY
Murder zem! Gato must show his competence by holding this motherfucking line!
OOhhh.. First round to your attackers.MYERS takes the brunt of the STAGE 3 SS's autocannon, but his GOOD ARMOR protected him.GATO Collects a shotgun blast as well as a second one meant for you, his armor is low, but his HP is high.Your move: Tactics?
>>20325878I think we should all focus fire on the big guy, he looks like the most dangerous one and should be taken down first.
Myers: keep the mutant busy in close combatGatto: Sweeping fire on the soldiersBoone: Use HEAL on Myers
>>20326045Using psychic powers? Can I get a consensus?There seem to be two different attack plans.
rolled 17 = 17Boone: Heal MyersNext, Gatto: pour dakka down range onto all 3 targetsFilially, Myers: Charge the stage 3
>>20326043We should really bring down the little guys first, don't need them nickle and dime-ing us to death while trying to bring down the big bastard.>>20326045This will do.
GOG DAMN IT I WAS ABOUT TO GO TO BEDTO HELL WITH YOUR ANTIPODEAN TIME ZONESSHOOT THE BIG GUY
>>20326093If Myers has anything resembling a defensive stance, have him take it, we need him as a distraction, he can't distract if he's dead.
rolled 10 + 4 = 14>>20326091>>20326045First things first, lets heal Myers
Wow! Nice roll! Myers is healed beyong maximum and invulnerable for one more frame. MYERS's bloodys the STAGE 3, with an overcharged attack.GATO, get in close and reduces a soldier to hamburger and bloodys the other.Good round.
>>20326324Hot damn!BOONE should finish the injured one off with her LAS PISTOLGATO and MYERS work the S3 over.
>>20326324MYERS IS BOOLEET PROOF!
>>20325716I'm starting to like this new guy.
BOOLLETPROOOOOF MYERS deftly deflects the SS3's shameful closecomabt attacks. It's not even a powerfist, it's just a fist! MYERS mutters something about disatisfaction.GATO takes another one to the chest, he seems to have a HIDDEN SKILL : PROTECTS DAMES.WHo knew?Attack plan?
>>20326457Can we have MYERS reserve an attack? I don't think it would be a good idea to have GATO fire into melee.
>>20326514Oh, the Phase 3 thing is still alive. Nevermind, continue the attacks from last time.
>>20326457I'm>>20326353and I still think it's a good plan.
>>20326514In the unlikely event GATO was to hit MYERS by firing into combat, his BULLET STYLE AMMO would do negligable damage.You could have GATO join in on close combat. As a BEASTMAN he can punch real good.
>>20326571Okay, let's go with >>20326353, then.
>>20326571In case you were wondering: by "work the S3 over" I mean "punch it in the dick until it stops giving us lip." because that's how this should go.
BOONE: Shoot the injured Sapp SoldierMYERS: Keep doing what you're doing, because you're good at what you doGATO: AFFIX BAYONETS! CHARGE! (At least he might distract the stage 3 a little so Myers can get a better hit in)We may have to give Gato some peelz to keep him healthy because he's taking some damage here
>>20326629At that size, they should be able to speed-bag it.
gwrah, can't stay awake any longer. I hope you all the best and do try to keep Boone and this thread alive 'til tomorrow so I can read what happens?
>>20326736We usually archive them, you know.
MYERS and GATO wallop the ever loving tar out of the SS3. You gotta believe.BOONE fires her COMPACT LASPISTOL into the injured SAPP SOLDIER, who seems hurt, but more angered than anything about it.
>>20326774Ah, nertz. EVERYONE use MURDERIZE on the injured SAP SOLDIER....You know, when it's our turn gain. Then give GATO PEELZ.
>>20326825What he said
>>20326799He does this all the time.Go into the archives and read the conversation with cuddles, it's ripped straight from VtM:Bloodlines.Not that I mind.
The SAPP SOLDIER fires another shot at BOONEbut GATO is bith athletic and a man of principle, and intercepts the shot.
>>20326977I think it's time for RIP and TEAR!
>>20326977Yup, definitely Peelz when we are done.
>>20326995Yeah, he's down to about half health by my count.
was thinking about going to sleep...hop on /tg/... fuck yeah boonequest.
rolled 1, 1, 2, 2, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2 = 17>>20326977KILL him with MIND RAPE!
rolled 3, 5 = 8>>20327097Holy shit dice no. That is the exact opposite of what I wanted.
>>20326977Make the final Sapp Solja dead. Then get some PEELZ in Gato for the Empra's sake.
COMBAT OVER!Good job.Heal up for round 2
>>20327124>round 2Put Bonne on the front line. We'll get a charge bonus when Vamps noclips through everyone to repel the next attack.
>>20327124Peelz are what, 1d10 heals per dosage? How many doses we go and what is everybody's current HP?
>>20327155GATO is down 155 HP; the other two are at full health I think.
>>20327155MYERS is at full.BOONE is at full.GATO is probably at ~150/300. I'd have to check the numbers.
>>20327170...That's a lot of hp.
>>20327170Jeebus, let's get a few peelz in him then. That may be a lot but these guys can hit hard.
I'm thinking GATO might benefit from having HEAL used on him. I don't think we have that many PEELZ
>>20327196Except I just realized BOONE is out of mojo for right now.
>>20327196We already used our last power point, though. No psyker-stuff for now.
>>20327196The big issue is that Heal usually doesn't heal very much, and psychic powers always carry the risk of having things done fucked up.
>>20327206Yeah, that too.
Okay, I counted the HP wrong. GATO should still have 195 HP.
GATO, while obviously strong enough to duel wield auto guns like a champ, appears to be a hidden melee monster. Lets get him some fucking knuckle dusters or spiked fists and watch him mash things to death
>>20327250I think his usual deal is to run, screaming, at his opponents, firing shots until he gets there, and then beats them to death with his fists.
Boone is at 90/100Myers is at 120/120Gato is 195/300Boone has 7d10 PEELZGato has 10d10 PEELZBOONE also has ORK RINDS. A snack that will restore D3 PSYPOINTSand...huh...what's that?
>>20327267So he's a secret ork?
>>20327288HIT THE DECK
>>20327288GET DOWN!>>20327297Only he's not a pussy who needs an axe.
rolled 15 = 15>>20327297My thoughts exactly. Lets play him as though he is an ork:Shitty BS made up for by good tonnes of dakka down rangeAwesome melee Tank as fuck HPSo we need to find some equipments for him:Big melee weaponSome decent armour, and a fucking helmet.Also FUCKING HIT THE DECK CUNTS
graghgagrhaghg aussie time! fuuuuuuuuckj i have to go to bed when it is time for boone quest ;-;
Your head is killing you.
>>20327373Ow! What do you want?
>>20327373Uh-oh, psyker shenanigans. Is it that assclown? Or Cuddles?
blink, rub eyes, attempt to disbelieve.
ƎɹƎM ƎƆNO ∩O⅄ ƎɹƎHM ┴ON Ǝɹ∀ ∩O⅄
>>20327405You don't frickin' say!
>>20327405I'M TRIPPIN BALLS
rolled 15 = 15>>20327405THERES NO PLACE LIKE HOMETHERES NO PLACE LIKE HOMESave us dice gods!
This is different.
>>20327492....Ummm.... okay. Look around a little.
>>20327492...huh.Look around to see if anyone's nearby. If we're hallucinating then we may as well figure out what the hell it's all about so we can leave and get back to doing the Emperor's work.
I think this might be the schola. I would say the Sapp House, but that got blown to shit several episodes ago.
>>20327508I was hoping we'd get to look around a bit before jumping to fairly obvious conclusions.
You suspect this is another one of CUDDLES' mind-melds
>>20327537Wow, Boone is definitely mad.
>>20327492Do we have a vox or micro bead? Might want to munch on them ork rinds if we are flying solo for a bit. But yeah, lets take a look around, whats the worst that could happen?
>>20327537I don't know, that seems a bit too obvious, plus we literally just talked to her a few hours ago.
>>20327537Why is there a Khornate Boone on mah screen?
A familiar voice calls you to the nearby tree.This might be worse than you thought.
>>20327603Boone in Wonderland. We need to find a rabbit.
>>20327603Hmm.I thing eating the ORK RINDS would be a good idea right now.
rolled 1 = 1>>20327632I agree munch on Ork Rinds
>>20327619inb4 Cuddles disappears except for her smile.
>>20327632You dont seem to have your INVENTORY when in the MINDSCAPE. You have your wits and your spirit. That's about it.
"So...*munch munch*...What kinda game we talking here? I think he chose the wrong opponent personally"
>>20327643You mean in after.Its kind of Cuddle's ongoing role. its just amplified here.
>>20327644Greeeeeeaaat. The bastard is using Reth, isn't he?
>>20327644Well...we could IMAGINE what they taste like right? If not consume spirit, we only need wits to win.
>Boone Questdamn, a blast from the past!
I'd kinda like to know why that twerp is messing around with us when Cuddles presents a far more significant target. Or at least should seem a more significant threat. On the other hand...maybe it's a chance to recover our lost coin as well? Mixed blessing, I think.
I am beginning to suspect whether cuddles actually exists.I don't think Boone could have all that cute without the crazy you know.
>>20327644(back to story)The sights and sounds are forever in your memory.
>>20327693No, Cuddles is very real.
>>20327698Er, try to find ourself? (lol)Alternatively try to find our dad. His love power will super charge us or something
>>20327712or... is she?
I KNEW that's where this was going. Waldrip's trying to drive us nuts by getting in our heads and making us relive our worst memories. But canonically, Boone's already been through worse by being forced to relive Cuddles' worst memories. So this should be a cakewalk.
rolled 14 = 14>>20327733OH FUCK BAD MEMORIESFIGHT ITCHANGE THE PASTGO POWER ROLL
>>20327733Pshaw. Hurry it up, Waldrip. We got shit to do.
If he's in our head, and its a two way street and we should go into his. Find his weakness/worst memory with the MINDSCAPE.
Give in to the surge of emotions, alice. Thats what you've always done, isn't it? When things got out of hand?Give in...Give in.
You are taken.The HOODED CROW is here.
>>20327777I dunno man, but I'd wager a dude who's supposed to have a fair bit of power, and power enough at least to pull this off, can protect his own mind from someone who probably should've been the Corpse God's brunch.
>>20327733Goth Boone is sexy Boone.
>>20327811Well, this is quite a pickle. Please don't hurt us Mr. The Hooded Crow (AKA Tobias Levy, unknown to Boone).
Dear Colossal Faggot,You are great, I just have to go to bed. I can never participate in any quest thread due to master's work demands, but I story time all your content later.Lurkingly yours,Anon
>>20327850Take his hand.
>>20327850Take...hand? >>20327823The Emprah is on our side though, we've got way more gumption than that guy...why I bet we're so far beneath his notice we wouldn't even register in there. Cat and mouse, spider and fly.
>>20327850OH GOD I'M SCARED WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TAKE HIS HAND I NEED TO FEEL SOMETHING WARM AND NOT COLD AND DARK AND SCARY
>>20327850Punch him in the dick.
>>20327876Boone is bad at that, it's also not very nice, and this is brain-shit. I think it's a very bad idea to punch him.I also vote to take his hand.
We could run. We could try to change things. We could try and escape. But that's not what happened. We wouldn't be the Boone we are today without these things.Ride it out, hon. Ride it out and let it happen.
>>20327912This. We have to accept what happened.
>>20327857>>20327889>>20327864>>20327858There are so many things to be afraid of in this terrible, terrible universe. But with the Emperor in your heart, servents of the throne are never one of them.You take his hand.
The HOODED CROW grips your hands with suprising warmth and softness, and nods at you approvingly.
Question: can anyone actually read what he's saying? I get the gist of the last one and it helps interpret the other two, but I'm still a bit confused. oooor does it even really matter what he's saying?
>>20327946The first two are in Latin. I think he's saying "you are afraid" and "I will protect you." The third is "Good Girl."
>>20327956Oh thank goodness, someone who understands this.
>>20327942"You've gotten stronger, I was sure you'd run."
>>20327942>You've gotten stronger. I was sure you would run away.
>>20327946Last one is somewhat readable 'you've gotten stronger I was sure you would have run away.'
>>20327946"ego protegam to" (?)"good girl""you've gotten stronger. I was sure you would run away"
>>20327960Two years of Latin in highschool seems to come in handy when WH40k comes up, heh.
>>20327956Yep.You nod back. Waldrips plan seems to have backfired.
>>20327979You should be...
>>20327979Boone's a big girl now. And we've got work to do.
>>20327992get the fuck off 4chan waldrip
>>20328019Those are awfully full breasts for a 13 year old...
>>20328029Seem's we're back in action.Eat ORK RINDS. Tell Gato to take THREE PEELZ.Then let's get our asses in gear.
>>20328029...Does Raege ever refer to us as 'kiddo'?I'm not sure if she does...
>>20328019If she has those tits at 13 standard years I will eat my own skull.
>>20328029So, is this for real this time?
>>20328029probably a trick, just saying.
>>20328044She could be using padding...
>>20328047WALDRIPTRIP INSIDE OF A WALDRIPTRIPBWWWWWWWWAHHHHHHHBWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>>20328050a suspicious mind is a healthy mind.
>>20328057Made out of what? Some bustier mid-hiver's amputated breasts?!
>>20328050>>20328037>>20328047>>20328043It's good to be suspicious, and you are - even though she does call you 'kiddo' sometimes.She takes one of your hands and allows you to feel her heartbeat.
>>20328044Christ, get out more. Yes, children can develop quickly, especially in a resource rich environment."Don't they grow up fast" is a cliche for a reason.
>>20328109...yeah, this is either one of our wishful fantasies or Waldrip's REALLY trying to fuck with us. GET IT TOGETHER BOONE.
>>20328109GIVE 'ER A RIGHT HOOK IN DA MOOSH
>>20328109Now move in for the kiss, lets hope I don't get punched in the face.
>>20328109"You'll forgive me if I'm suspicious. I'm not sure if I'm still being mindfucked. By the way, where are the other two?"
Disbelieve the illusion with a good left hook. If we're wrong, I'm sure she'll understand.
>>20328109Call her Connie-bon-bon and see how she reacts.
>>20328109Forgot my goddamn pic and then flood detection.
>>20328109That does not change the fact that I think her first response to seeing RAEGE would be a tackling hug, out of sheer knee-jerk response. Though she would break it very shortly afterward.
rolled 20 = 20Rolling to pierce the illusion and gain Spirit-Raege's help
>>20328039This, and go to hug Conniiiiiieee!I CANT BELIEVE I MADE BOONQUEST
Seems too good to be true. Attempt to access inventory to verify we are not in mindscape. See if our party members are around?
Raege is Raege and would probably be letting us know she's real in a way that doesn't play to Boone's crush. I have my doubts. And for Raege to get here so quickly, we'd have to have been out for awhile. Even with transport, I don't think she'd have made it and infiltrated the complex so quickly.
This calls for a celebration! Quickly, start making out!
>>20328153Okay, that's a major red flag.
>>20328153MY BULLSHIT DETECTOR COULD WAKE THE DEAD
>>20328153No! Connie is never the type to tease! IT'S A TRAP!
>>20328153APPLY FOREHEAD TO NOSE WITH VIGOR
>>20328201This!Its time to get some real use out of our hat-thing!
>>20328153Head butt NowHardThis is Mindworld so the only thing it can do is hurt immensely instead of harm us. The pain should shock the doppelganger out of character or us out of Wonderland.
>>20328160>>20328154>>20328131>>20328037Boy, that escalated quickly.
>>20328216OH FUCK NOONLY THE REAL COMMISSAR CONRADE RAEGE GETS TO RAVAGE US
>>20328216This will not end well.It's Slaanesh. Or a Daemonette.
rolled 20 = 20>>20328159HOLY FUCK I NAT 20'DGO GO USE MAH POWERS
>>20328216Yup, time to punch, as hard as we can, and I'm the one who has a hard time believing she wouldn't huge RAEGE ASAP.
>>20328224ALSO: Isn't Raege's hair supposed to have some gray in it now? Surely Boone would know this.
>>20328216NO WHY ARE WE DOING THIS. IT'S NOT REAL!
>>20328216At least she gets to live in bliss for a sweet moment, now punch it!
>>20328216Thats DEFINITELY not our Raege!Apply knee to groin, posthaste!>>20328159>>20328232>Two 20sWelp, the critical successes have spoken!
THE WITCH WILL SUFFER YOU NOT TO LIVE!!!
>>20328216Surely no harm can come from enjoying the moment just a few moments longer...
>>20328235I WAS RIGHTOUR CONNIE IS A SILVER FOX ON THE MAKING, DAMN IT. THIS IMPOSTER MUST BE DEALT WITH.
I dunno about you guys, but I like where this is going.Consequences are for suckers.
>>20328262down that path lay corruption points! NOOOO!
rolled 17 = 17>>20328253I... I don't know.Maybe.>inb4 nat 1
>>20328283Ok I am just going to stop being lazy and remove dice from my email field to avoid using our good rolls up.
Then down the merry road of corruption we shall go.Is this not what we've wanted all along? Is this not everything we have been fighting for?
>>20328262>>20328279I want the heretics to leave.
>>20328294Fuck no it isn't.
>>20328294But we're fighting for Raege and THE EMPRAH.This is not Raege, and it certainly isn't THE EMPRAH.
>>20328294We've been fighting to earn it honestly, the right way. This is cheating.
>>20328216Excuse me while I waste image limit to show my appreciation for how hilariously silly this is.
>>20328267We told you to push its nose in! Why did you fondle? WHY DID YOU FONDLE?!
>>20328327That was an older scene.
>>20328232>>20328159The dice gods have spoken! Full power, destroy this illusion!
But isn't it close enough?Give in, alice boone, your long journey is at an end.
>>20328267>>20328250>>20328246>>20328243>>20328235>>20328233>>20328224>>20328202>>20328201>>20328194>>20328175>>20328174>>20328167ENOUGH! This Raege is BULLSHIT! You;d rather serve with the real her and never make out ever again in your lfie than sully yourself with some fake mind-whore of babylon!
>>20328336SHUT UP WALDRIP
>>20328294It's not a true victory if it isn't the genuine article, man.
>>20328336Out, foul demon! We will not be tempted by our false promises!
>>20328336No, it's no closer than a cake made of glue and rusty nails is to an actual piece of cake.>>20328340FUCK YEAH!
>>20328267Not seeing a scar here.
>>20328340ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH
>>20328340AWWW HELL YEAH
rolled 16 = 16>>20328340FUCK YEAHNOW TO HUNT DOWN WALDRIP IN THE ILLUSION HE TRIED TO CREATE FOR USAND TRAP HIM IN IT INSTEAD
>>20328340Never is a long time... ;_;
>>20328340Language.Also I was kind of hoping for groin-damage to a glamored Waldrip, but whatever.
WALDRIP WHO WILL TASTE HIS FURREEEEEH!
>>20328368Second. He wanted a duel, lets finish this putz.
>>20328375Indeed.A long, long time, even.
Waldrip is here.
>>20328375Such a long time. Eternity.Remember this, Alice Boone. Remember this when you lie dieing far from home, when you have failed in your quest and all those that you once loved have abandoned you. Remember that you were the one to throw away this happiness. You will have no one to blame but yourself when this all over and your last thoughts will be regret.all because you chose what is instead of what could be.
>>20328427Apply FOOT to WALDRIP'S BALLS.
>>20328427STRIKE WHILE THE BEAST IS DISTRACTED. GRANT NO MERCY. SLIP THE KNIFE IN HIS BACK BEFORE HE COMES TO HIS WITS!
>>20328427MY OWN TWISTED REFLECTION.
>>20328427Hey. Hey Waldrip.HEY WALDRIP.Stop pining over some stuck up bitch with delusions of grandeur who doesn't give a flying frak about anyone but herself. You are a capable man. The Emperor could use someone with your abilities. But first, I believe my foot has an appointment with your testicles - assuming you haven't handed them over to that bitch already
The Emperor teaches that you do unto others how they have done unto you.
>>20328432Shut up, Waldrip. I hope you like the feel of boot leather on your nether regions.
>>20328455I hope your petty revenge brings you satisfaction.But deep down, we both know it won't.
>>20328462...No, it won't, not until I'm done with you.
>>20328462Yes it will. As the Emperor once said, a nutshot to the heretic is its own reward.
>>20328427"They don't care about you at all. You're just a tool for them and their rebellion. They even cast out the God Emporer from their hearts, how could you compare to him?! I would feel sorry for you, but pity is for the weak." or something like that.
>>20328462Deep down you'll be able to feel the slight impression of your walnuts budding up against your kidneys, Waldick.
Ugh, seriously. Pining over a bitch who doesn't even care enough to dye down to the roots? How tacky! We must go all PRETTY MARINE on this gimp and show him how beautiful a SHOE LEATHER ENEMA can be.
rolled 9 = 9>>20328427KAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEIIIIIKAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEIIIIHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I wonder if CF planned for so many...called shots.
>>20328499You said the incantation wrong. No wonder you only got a 9.
You do an excellent runup and prepare to kick WALDRIP so hard the void dragon would wince.With enfuriatiing disappointment, it doesnt seem to do anything. But you do get his attention.
I say we take pity and turn the other cheek.
>>20328518Indeed. Grant the poor bastard the Emperor's mercy.
>>20328513Damnit..... I guess we'll have to save it for when we meet his pathetic ass back in reality.
>>20328513As a counterpoint to all the cries of NUTSHOTS FOR THE NUTSHOT GODHugs? I mean, he's a bastard, but I feel kinda bad for him. Boone probably would, considering they're in similar situations. The woman she's pining over is less of a warp-tainted bitch, though.
>>20328518"Repent Waldrip! Your too good for her! you could join the inquisition with skills like yours! Then you could requisition all teh hot planetary governers you wanted!"
inquire as to what the fuck is going on here.
>>20328513...*sigh*Gimme a hug, you stupid wych. To the Warp with Sapp. Repent, and lay yourself before the Emperor's glory, and begin again.
He seems to have things to say to you.
>>20328551Okay, thats fucking it.Hug time.
>>20328533Dunno bout hugs but some tough love. He needs to man up and see hes doing things for the wrong reasons. The psykers lot is a hard one. Now give us back our coin, please. Maybe she'll notice you if you help us end her rebellion?
>>20328551Tell him that, while we may have...reservations in things we do on behalf of Connie, we can always have faith that what she wants us to do is the right thing.
Wait, groinkicking isn't the answer?Everything I've learned from this game is a lie.
My puppet masters more babin than yours...Err, I mean Hug him, then tell him that he simply must turn to the Emperors light, that he has been led astray
>>20328579I don't think Sapp's capable of loving anyone but herself.
Well, I guess that explains why he's going after us instead of more significant threats. But he's looking at this the wrong way. The difference is that our boss isn't a delusional bitch drunk off of delusions of grandeur and his, well, his is.
>>20328551god dammit. How can we kill heretics in the name of the emperor if we keep empathising with them?*sigh* Give him the damn hug.then pray it doesn't transphere all of his unreciprocated affection on to boone.
>>20328579The Emprah loves you man, yet you turn your back on him.
>>20328581Have you not been paying attention man? There are two answers! Groin kicks, and hugs.Didn't you get a Primer?
>>20328647It's "conquer" you troglodyte and you can try with all your might: THE EMPRAH WILL PROTECT ME!
>>20328647"No chance...second option?"
>>20328647"Even if you make her queen, She will never make you her king. She will never see you as more than a pawn, no matter how many peices you take of the board for her."
>>20328647For how long, though? Rebellions against the Imperium have a tendency to be short-lived.
>>20328647Crazyfuck of this severity is never recovered from. Embrace with hug and placate his advance.Once we are safely back into Real world, explode his head.
>>20328665"Third option, we could both live, and you can find a new dream"
>>20328665"Noooooooo! Serve the Emperor with your life! Do not dishonour him with your death!"He needs hugs
>>20328665How about option number three: You take control of your life, drop Sapp, and maybe even help me and my people out. You don't have to be Sapp's tool. You can find a new dream. One with the Emperor by your side. And some real friends.
As much as we can empathize, don't really see swaying this guy away from his love of loves. Sorry its gotta be this way Waldrip. Prepare to receive the Emporer's mercy.
>>20328696...dammit, Waldrip.This isn't over.
>>20328696Not if we see you first.
Kick his ass whilst telling him it doesn't have to be like this. That he should embrace the Emperor's Love and start thinking with his heart, rather than his cock.
>>20328696As much as i want to empathize with this guy he is still a faggot who stole our shit and fucked with us. His death shall be swift.
>>20328696Fuck no. Pull him back here and slap some sense into him.We'll become his mentor, we'll teach him that the world still offers so much. We'll show him that everyday is great.Even if we have to drag him kicking and screaming.
>>20328696By the Throne, if you don't give us back our coin...your death will be painful...
Are we actually trying to love and hope someone into switching sides? Does that even work in 40k?
Didn't he shoot himself up with some combo tyranid/CSM mutie juice? There's pretty much no way he's going to survive this if we win, whether he turns on Sapp or not, and he has to be rational enough to see this. Any thought of trying to turn him is a bit silly, I think.And he took our coin. We gotta fuck him up for that alone.
>>20328696See you on the battlefield, Waldrip.
>>20328740Boone would like to think so.
You are helped to your feet.
>>20328769Alrighty, then. Eat some Ork Rinds, suggest Gato take three PEELZ.
>>20328769So, umm... schola?
>>20328769Also thank Gato for the help up.
>>20328769Right, freaky psyker mind invasions aside we've got work to do. To the Schola.
Thank our friends for watching us during our MINDWAR. I'm biased and think we should check out the admech...but we're here already so lets look around.But yeah munch on those ork rinds. Check and see if Waldrip redeemed himself slightly by looking at our coinage.
rolled 6, 1, 5 + 1 = 13You munch on the ORK RINDS and GATO takes some PEELZ.Your second E COIN has been returned.
>>20328740Only way to find out is try!!
>>20328818Rolling multiple types of dice at once doesn't work. It just reads the first number and counts it as a plus.
>>20328818Oh good, it's a start.
>>20328818Groovy. Let's get a move on to that schola, then. Anything happen while we were out?
>>20328818Nice. Pop that badboy into the necklace?
rolled 1 = 1>>20328824Really? Then rolling again for Boones psy.
>>20328883Guess we'll have to get by with our raw grit and wit, then.
rolled 3 = 3chow time!
>>20328890Business as usual.
rolled 1, 3 + 2 = 6>>20328883Well and truly. For example if you roll 2d6+2d3 you'll just get 2d6+2.
>>20328903Not that we rolled any better the second time around.
Ready for your next encounter?
rolled 10 = 10>>20328919For the Emperor.
We march in His name>>celestial dadsome
>>20328927You power through the next area towards the SCHOLA, but amazingly, don't encounter anything.(10 usually means Waldrip)Now loading....THE SCHOLA
NEXT TIME! HA!Seriouslly though, /tg/. Pat yourselves on the back for perhaps the most competant BOONEQUEST to date. Seriously nice work. I really thought more people would cave into the yuri make outs, so well done for not doing so! Guess I can bin all the excess artwork. Heh.Stay tuned, and remember to check the archives for a brush up!Things to remember:JukeboxCardsSparepartsSee you next time!!
>>20329000fuckin' awesome as usual, CF. See you next time.Now I sleep.
>>20329000Show all the excessSlaanesh wants it
>>20329000/tg/ may falter, but BOONE IS PURE
>>20329000More like you should release those anyway.
FORGOT. MY. MOTHER. HUMPING. PIC.
>>20329000We wouldn't mind seeing this excess artwork of your as reward for staying strong.
>>20329000Do you ever post times when you will run the quest, or must I constantly observe /tg/ in hopes of catching it?
Thread is archivedhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20324988/
>>20329018The last time he posted the time someone picturebombed the thread. He does give vague timeframes on dA, though.
>>20329032Well then I don't blame him, that musta been lame.I'll keep checking the DA then.
I kid about the excess, honestly.This is as bad as it got, really. I was gonna deduct points real fast if people submitted to an obvious fake, so you did commendably.
>>20329052Stupid work. Stupid employment. Stupid money. It kept me away from Boonequest ;_;
>>20329018>>20329032If people have DA accounts, I'll gladly send them written updtes for when it's taking place.