PREVIOUSLY, ON 'BIZARRO DRAWFAG TRIES DESPERATELY TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH /tg/':>Who knows>Who caresYou are Blade Woman, your mission is to spread the MORRIGAN virus throughout every single Robot Master in Mega Man history. This is part of Dr. Wily's latest plan, which is hella awesome, like his other plans that involved disguising himself as Mr. X, making buildings shaped like skulls, and stealing an alien energy source for no reason.These three are currently on your to-do list.
I have a request.would you please stop sucking?
Jesus fuck is this still going?
You have already infected all these guys, and are infected with two other Stalker viruses.See, those are other versions of the MORRIGAN virus. You've already fought and defeated Shade Man, who carried the Demitri virus. Cut Man's JEDAH virus was benign, so you let him go.Still infected with two more, which is bad. Wow, this all seems really stupid.You also selected the following upgrades:>Class - More respectable>Wisdom - You got a Wikipedia in your head>Charm - The less said about this the better>>20267187believe me im trying
A quick listing of what weapons you have, and what they do.Now, what do?>_
>>20267199man what do you guys even want from me?i tried different things here and people wanted to know how this ended, well, here we goin hopes of not making it completely unbearable i've streamlined the following things:>Easy to follow weapon listing>Trimmed the fat on ridiculous sideplots>Regular schedule, will update next session Thursday eveningbut i guess if /tg/ doesnt want it i dont know i asked last time i thought this was what you wanted
>>20267286Time to go fuck up Ring man mang.
>>20267500I agree. Let's bother Ring Man.
You teleport to Ring Man, and he... isn't in Wily's megafortress! that's weirdHe seems to be in a city, as part of a police barricade outside of a bank.
>>20267764Voice your surprise.
>>20267764Smack his ass.
You smack Ring Man's ass and tell him you're surprised, it's not often you find the Robot Masters outside of Dr. Wily's base thing.He tells you to please, get serious and SHUT UP ABOUT THAT. He's trying to be on the SUPPLY side of law, while he's able. There's a heist going down, and he's doing his part to help stop it. How noble.
>>20267951Ask him what the heist about?
>>20267951Hey, that's really nice of him.Why's he doing it?
You press for details, and Ring Man elaborates. As a Robot Master built specifically for destroying Mega Man, he and the other Cossack robots had to adjust for their highly specialized weapons in a different manner than most. Upon rehabilitation, Ring Man decided to help out with law enforcement, modifying his rings to work as Zenigata style handcuffs.As far as the heist that's going on it's... delicate. Four men enter, take hostages, get cash. They've managed to blow up one of the walls with C4 or something and they refuse to leave. They want to be provided with an armored car, and to minimize police tampering they say they're going to kill a hostage every ten minutes their demands are not meant.So yeah, it's not good.
>>20268145Any way we can help?
>>20268145Ask him if we can help.
You offer your assistance.Ring Man says its appreciated, truth is the police are doing a great job holding the line but if we want to catch these guys without harming any hostages we'd need some robotic precision. Ring Man can throw two sets of rings at once, he can disable two of the robbers at once, but if he did, that'd probably result in some dead hostages.They can get an armored vehicle, but as soon as the police sent one in they'd bolt with the cash. You could co-ordinate an attack, and you and Ring Man could secure them before they get into the vehicle, alternatively, if you could secure the hostages the police could move in unimpeded.
>>20268288Coordinate an attack with him, and nudge him saying that afterwards you two can 'coordinate'
>>20268288Damn, Flash Man's ability would be golden for this.
You offer to coordinate an attack, and maybe do a little one on one coordination later, ha ha yeah.Ring Man says that's... cute, but do you even have any long range weapons? Preferably non-fatal ones?
>>20268479Ask if we could stealth our way up to them.
You ask if you could maybe do a stealth approach.Ring Man says you might be able to blend in with the hostages if you drop most of the armor and slip in through the front door while they're watching the back. Though, you'd have to abandon most of your armor for that.You could also sneak up close to them using the environment, the rubble and what not. Really, whatever approach you want to take, he'll back you, he's out of ideas to be honest.MORRIGAN helpfully reminds you that if you want to go that route, you actually do have a big arsenal of long range weapons:>>20267220Using them non-fatally would require some creativity, but would not be impossible.
>>20268738Maybe we can use homing sniper in a non-lethal way or freeze cracker?If we go with the freeze cracker approach, shout, "FREEZE, CRACKA'!" before shooting it.
You briefly consider using the explosive Homing Sniper, before being less stupid and deciding on the Freeze Cracker, which in addition to stunning, has a spread ricochet, so you should be able to hit multiple targets with it.So... that's the plan? Synchronized shooting with Ring Man?
>>20268968If he thinks this might work, why not.
>>20268968Yes. Once he says go, yell out "FREEZE, CRACKA'!" and shoot!
You and Ring Man get the plan into motion, and send in the armored car.This is such a good idea.>WISDOM SAVEMORRIGAN informs you that shouting 'Freeze cracka!' while clever, may give the criminals a bit of a warning, and may provide more risks than it does advantages.Proceed anyway?
>>20269136In that case, we shouldn't. We can still say it after we've frozen them. Like those cool action heroes on tv.
>>20269136Yeah, say it after you've frozen them. But you have to say it.
Alright! Mission accomplished!
>>20269312CATCH PHRASE TIME
>"Freeze, cracker."Awful pun aside, Ring Man thanks you for your help, could've gone a lot worse.
>>20269358We need to celebrate. Get him drunk and then... do whatever we have to.
>>20269358Now suggest some in-bed stealth co-operation.
YESTHIS IS THE ONLY QUEST I EVER ENJOYED
You and Ring Man get a few drinks, to celebrate a job well done, then head back to your place.
>>20269548God, we're such a whore.WHY DID YOU DO THIS, WILEY?
>>20269607WHAT AN AWESOME WEAPONAnd a cool palette
Alright! You feel like after all this time, you're really getting back into the swing of things.Well, you would, if you hypothetically left for a long time. But you didn't, so you're as good as you ever were.So, where to next?
>>20269655Spark Man. His stage had a really cool theme.
>>20269655Time to get sparks flyin with spark man!
God that room and that couch must be utterly devastated with the continual sexual crap we get up to
You find Spark Man in the middle of some kind of sciencey... crap.He does not seem to have noticed you entering.
>>20269788Sneak under the table and start blowing him.
>>20267187Hey. Hey. Fuck you.>>20267164Goddamnit, I don't have time for all these quests!
>>20269788Hey, that's interesting it's:SCIENCE! not boring old science.
You decide to sneak under the table and pleasure Spark Man... oral counts right? I mean, if that thing with Splash Woman did...MORRIGAN says yes.
Spark Man has noticed you.He asks you, I mean, not like he's not going for this or anything, but um, did you... actually need anything from him? He's sort of, in the middle of a uh... project, here, and he can't really leave it at the moment so uh... he's just going to keep going... is um, that okay with you?
>>20269927Tell him it's just fine with us as long as he doesn't mind the 'company'
Hey Bizarro DrawfagI just wanted to say that you're pretty awesome. I haven't been keeping up with LRMQ but it's always super-funny and you do good work.
Hey Bizarro DrawfagI just wanted to say that you're pretty awesome. I haven't been keeping up with LRMQ, but it's always super-funny and you do good work.Thanks for being you.
>>20270003>>20270018What the fuck, 4chan. I refreshed twice after you gave me the first message and you didn't display that post. Get your act together.
You tell him it's okay, and you both just keep on doin' what you're doin'.
>>20269983That covers it pretty well.
>>20270023It's worth saying twice, though.
>>20270088>>20270018oh jeez you guys
ALRIGHTGee, I wonder what you're going to do next
>>20270161Let's do that middle person.
>>20270164That's actually a great idea. Seconded.
You decide to go home and masturbate.Yes, this is exactly what a robot programmed to have random constant sex with an entire continuity of characters is going to do.So she did it, yep, done. She did that.You gained:>Fucking nothing
>>20270244WEAKFine, we'll go do that other guy, then.
You know what, fine, let's canonize it.You decide to go home and masturbate.
>>20270296Use our biggest robotoy. Also record it. Send it to Dr.Wily.
Due to the technical limitations of... whatever console this is running on, Blade Woman's face remains on the select screen even though she has already... had sex with.MOVING ON
>>20270360TIME TO SEE HOW HARD METAL MAN CAN GET.HUEHUEHUE
>>20270360WE ARE PROPERLY PREPARED. Let us "see" to Metal Man.
>>20270360Oh come on, that was so silly we just had to do it.
You remember the last time you tried to talk to Metal Man... he accidentally tricked you into helping him perform surgery on a human, then ripped your head off....both were with good intentions though, you're sure.This time... he has another human being strapped to a table, what the hell man.
>>20270532Ask him if he has some weird bondage BDSM fetish or something, cause that's the impression you're getting.Y'know, n-not like that's bad or anything, just curious.
So wait, are we giving them robo aids?Or... what is going on, how did I get here?Is that one with splash woman archived, I'd like to see it please.
You ask him if he's into BDSM or something, and he tells you no, this is about SCIENCE.Man, you keep gettin' nerds.
>>20270727Ask him if he's up for a little 'nanotechnology'.Or just, sex, yeah. Sex.
>>20270624the beginning: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17717280/splash woman:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17907014/
>>20270727Ask him what he's actually doing to these guys.
>>20270624It's like ROBO AIDS, but also not. And there are several competing strains out there we'll have to deal with.
You ask him what he's actually doing to these guys.He says he's doing science so good right now, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW! :D
>>20270879"What the fuck! That's not even coming from the laser(?) apparatus!"
You point out that it's not even coming from the laser device thing!HE KNOWS! IT'S COMING FROM A HIGH POWERED SATELLITE IN SPACE! THERE IS A CHANCE, THIS WILL WORK
>>20270914FOOL, THAT WILL NEVER WORK!>mah name is>Shake-Zula, the mic rula, you wanna trip...... Sorry.
>>20267164Bizarro, i just want to let you know i think you are a very cool person.
>>20270914ASK HIM IF HE LIKES HIGH POWERED THINGS
As suddenly as the laser turned on, it shuts off again.The man strapped to the table leans up, and gives an amazed thanks to Metal Man. He thinks he may need glasses now, but to be honest any vision at all is preferable to the blindness he had before. It's incredible!>>20270945that ones goin straight in the fanart folder
>>20270945Smashing, sir!>>20270973Inquire as to Metal Man's willingness, if he's not otherwise busy now, to go for a drink or three?
>>20270973Compliment Metal Man's scientific abilities.Coo him and smother him in praise.
>>20270945Oh, I love the way you draw your lips.
Metal Man appreciates the gratitude, and sends the man on his way, saying it's all in a day's work.You immediately tell him that that's way more incredible than he's making it out to be he just cured blindness as far as disabilities go that's pretty high up there I mean wow that's incredible you're like Prometheus stealing fire from the gods or something to give light to humanity not to get all tied up in mythology I mean it's not a perfect analogy but wow that's still great you wanna go get a drink to celebrate because this. is. HUGE.He chuckles, well, he supposes it is pretty incredible, sure, you decide to get some drinks together.
>>20271075Sweet, he's in the bag.
You and Metal Man get ridiculously shitfaced at that robot bar. Off of robot beer.Whatever.
Properties:>Projectile>OP as fuck
>>20271236Now we win all of the robots.
>MILESTONE ACHIEVED!You've gained access to one more upgrade!
rolled 2 = 2>>20271316Sounds good.1= charm2= wisdom
>>20271298We require SKILL, you fools!Or perhaps Charm, I guess.
>>20271298>Charm LVL ?>WISDOM LVL 1>CLASS LVL 1>MOE LVL 0>SKILL LVL 0What's up with charm?
>>20271353thats a typo
You fucking idiots, we don't need any of that crap any more. We have metal blades now - we can just hack the rest of the RMs to pieces and fuck what's left.
I should also mention that Level 2 is the level cap.Max out Charm?>Y/N
>>20271433I guess. I'd rather we pick up some SKILL, but I seem to be outvoted.
>>20271433I'd prefer to go for a blanced build, but it seems the majority favours charm.
You max out Charm!Let no more an awkward stutter or sway of conversation oppose you!
NOW ALL THAT'S LEFT IS RELOAD THE SPEED DIAL>Please select 8 Robot Masters not already listed on>>20271263
>>20271263Top ManBubble ManIce ManFlash ManSnake ManMagnet ManPharaoh ManProto Man
>>20271631Proto Man doesn't count.
>>20271652He's not a Robot Master that you gain a weapon from.If we're gonna infect him, it's gonna be through a special event.
>>20271631yeah he doesn't, mainly because no weapon, and because the LEVEL MAX system was based around 80 robot masters, no more no lessi'll work him in somewhere, but not in a typical speed dial for similar reasons i won't take:>Mega Man & Bass Bosses>Punk, Enker, etc.>Doc Robot>Duo>Roll
>>20271676Top ManBubble ManIce ManFlash ManSnake ManMagnet ManPharaoh ManQuake Woman
>>20271733>>20271631CURRENT TALLY:>| Top Man>| Bubble Man>| Ice Man>| Flash Man>| Snake Man>| Magnet Man>| Pharaoh Man>| Quake WomanAny other write-ins?
THEN IT IS DONEEight new Robot Masters have been selected, what new hijinks await our protagonist in the future?Find out! Same time... roughly... on Thursday... RIGHT HERE ON /tg/! LADY ROBOT MASTER QUEST, IS BACKbut this session is over, thank you for playing
>>20271868>quake womanYay more lesbianticsNice to have you back BDF
>>20271868Glad to be here for it. 'Cause it's quite fun. Thanks for doin' it again.
I can't wait~!