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"Err... No. I train with the Bureau. I'm Ayasaki Hayate." you say as you help the incredibly tough lad.
"Ah. Ahahaha. And here I thought someone opened the world door again. I'm Hiraga Saito, Louise's familiar."
"...Familiar? I know familiars, I have some of my own. I've never seen a human familiar before."
"It's a long story..." he chuckles uncomfortably

[ ]I have time to listen
[ ]so.. weird shit huh?
[ ]Other

>>20255716
[x]I have time to listen
"So, you're from Japan as well?"

>>20255716
Time to listen

I have time to listen.

>>20255716
[x]I have time to listen
Also, why are you not injured?

>>20255716
[x] I have time to listen.

>>20255716
[x]I have time to listen
Girls. Talking. Always talking.

.

suptg description
>Lunch banquet. Make new friends. You can't stop fate.

oh god what will happen?

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>>20255644
LG, given the shitstorm over abusive relationships that happened when you introduced Chidori, do you really think it's a good idea to bring out this bitch? With this and the troll situation, the first 200 posts are all going to happen in the first 20 minutes and none of them will be on topic. Please, for the sake of the people reading the archive, just have her fall off a cliff or something.

>>20255716
[x]I have time to listen
This amuses me.

>>20255832
No, don't you see? This is our chance to help them fix their relationship.

>>20255832
>the shitstorm over abusive relationships that happened when you introduced Chidori
... what? I don't remember that.

>>20255877
Let's concentrate on our job first.

>>20255832
Nono Louise is a sadist and Saito a masochist.
It's not abuse if its mutually sexual.

>>20255887
Apologies, it happened right after Chidori & Tessa beat Sousuke unconscious.

>>20255716
[x]Other
activate clone
"I'll give you 15 minutes. can't take longer than that. I only meant to stay a while."

HEY LG

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE NOTICED OR NOT YET BUT
we have spoilers now.

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"I have time to listen." you tell him, knowing the girls upstairs might as well have time to themselves.
"Well, it all began when I picked up my laptop from a repair-shop..."
The boy's story, about as insane as your own, took about an hour to tell even in its shortest form.
"...And that's how I ended up here."
"Wait, let me get this right... You were summoned by a mage girl from another world, kissed upon meeting, given a neat tattoo that lets you use any weapon, and you have a foul mouthed sword?"
"basically."
"Well, that kinda makes me glad Mike didn't kiss me when he gave me Kraus."
"Mike? is that the talking monkey Vita sometimes talks about?"
"Gorilla. yeah."
You took this opportunity to give the boy a quick overview of your recruitment into the Bureau.
"Wait.. Wait... How many girlfriends?"
"uhhh... 6."
"And they all live with you?"
"yeah."
"Dear god man... How do you do it?"

>>20255972
Honestly. I have no goddamn idea

>>20255972
>How do you do it?
"Dedication, understanding, talking things out, and knowing that girls like it when a guy tries to fight back a little. Emphasis on the 'tries'."

>>20255972
"I'm... honestly not sure I can really say. I just do my best with them."

>>20255972
"Just sort of happened. "Sharing" seems to be the most effective strategy, and treating every girl as an equal. Now how the hell did you fall down all those stairs and not die?"

>>20255972
Magic.
*snort snort*

>>20255972
"They get along, and I can keep them all happy. And condoms, lots and lots of condoms."

>>20256007
This. Might give him ideas on how to improve his relationship with Louise.

Though, I never watched ZnT, so what do I know. Abusive cunts are not something I like as main heroines.

>>20256007
Remove the emphasis on the tries. Remember Mio?

>>20256041
I think he ment it as a "Try but only for a second" sort of thing.

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"I'm... honestly not sure I can really say. I just do my best with them."
"..I see." this answer leads the lad to some deep thought.
"Guys! Guys!" Nanoha calls out as she bounds down the stairs followed by the other girls "We need to get to the dining room. Hayate, remember that banquet?"
"Ah yes. Wait, it's lunch time already?" you ask her
"Ahuh. So, let's go!"
She grabs your hand and pulls you along towards one of the other side towers.

------------------------------------------------
The ground floor of said tower was a huge dining room, the kitchens built in the basement.
There, on long tables sat the students of the academy and near the far wall, the teachers.

Beardy, the stereotypical wizard, is wearing a pointy hat now as he presides over the feast.

"Today, after some unfortunate delay, we say goodbye to our three friends from the Bureau."
he says, his voice amplified magically.
"We have learned much from them and only hope that they have learned as much from us."
"We also have another guest with us today," he gestures you to stand up from across the room "He is also from the Bureau and is here to pick the girls up. Everyone, please welcome him."

A round of applause echoes through the halls.
"And I hope," beardy continues as he gave you a look "that our new friend here won't mind giving us a demonstration of his abilities after the meal?"

WAT ANSWER?

>>20255972
>"Dear god man... How do you do it?"
"It's not about the size of your penis, it's about how you use it."

>>20256133
"Of course I would be delighted, sir. I shall endeavor to not disappoint."

Mike said that we're supposed to show off. Might as well be as flashy as we can be.

>>20256112
Yeah, but we didn't ever stop "fighting" with Mio, even if that fighting was with trying to seduce her. Besides, we're giving this advice to someone who's getting beaten on a regular basis. He shouldn't "resist only for a moment", he should just punch her back.

>>20256133
"I would be honoured to, sir."

>>20256133
"It would be my pleasure to demonstrate my abilities for you all."

>>20256133
"But of course, it shouldn't be a problem."
I sure hope Saito isn't eating off the floor, that could be an issue.

>>20256133
Well how about I demonstrate the, prior to the meal?
My talents are somewhat directed in that area after all

>>20256216
But the cooks worked hard to prepare this meal!

Did Nanoha timeskip? I've missed the last few threads.

rolled 60 = 60

Giant cyborg Tyrannosaurus time?

Giant cyborg Tyrannosaurus time.

>>20256258
4 weeks.

>>20256133
"It would be my pleasure to demonstrate my abilities for you all." you tell them.
As you sat down next to Nanoha at the table occupied by what you guess is her class here, Saito who was across the table says,
"Hey want to have a match?"
"Sure. It's been a long time since I've done some pure sword fighting."
"Heh, Derfinger and I can't wait." he tells you as you all get to eating.

TALK? WHO? SAY?

>>20256258
No attention has been brought to it by LG. It sounds like it's been seven weeks for her, and three for us.

>>20256216
Come on, that's just plain insulting to the cooking staff here.

>>20256233
Well we aren't going to generate all the food but we can do cutlery and a few pieces.

>>20256277
Nanoha, Vita and Madoka
Find out what the place is like and what they did while here

>>20256287
Oooo how about frosty chocolate milkshakes, something they cant prepare.

>>20256277
Ask Fate what the local society is like.

>>20256277
mentilate nanoha about family additions.

>>20256277
Talk to Kirche. Ask how Nanoha, Vita, and Madoka were able to fit in with the local majaik classes.

>>20256358
Do not, under any circumstance, do that. Talk with Louise if we must.

>>20256388
Talk to Tabetha, then? Say she looks similar to two people from the Bureau?

>>20256498
What if Nanoha knows we are attracted to Yuki? That could be just as dangerous.

>>20256299
"So girls," You ask the three girls you were sent here to pick up "What's this place like?"
"No TV." Vita tells you
"It's very charming." Madoka says
"Dragons!" Nanoha says with a gleam in her eyes.
"So it's some sort of medieval society?"
"A little yes. But the magic does make things easier for the people." Madoka answers.
"And if you don't mind me asking, what exactly did you three do here?"
"We took part in classes. Miss Fate had to put limiters on our Devices though to help us conform with the local mages." Madoka continues to answer you.
"Limiters." Nanoha and Vita repeat with a pout.
"I see, and you took classes with everyone?"
"Yeah! They were fun." Nano says with a smile replacing the earlier pout.
"I see.. Glad you three enjoyed yourselves then."

WAT NAO?
[ ]random chitchat
[ ]talk to _______
[ ]other

>>20256508
[x]Random chitchat

>>20256508
>[ ]random chitchat

>>20256508
Chitchat.

>>20256508
[x]talk to Montmorency
"As you have magic here, may I also assume you have alchemy as well?"
Talk shop about alchemy and potions.

>>20256508
Talk to Saito, ask him about his cute girlfriend.
Chuckle as he squirms.

>>20256508
Talk to Fate if she is there
See what she thinks of being assigned here

>>20256567
Seconded, become a more powerful alchemist.

Who is Fate?
Is it the one I'm thinking of, or a different one?

>>20256634
Fate from Nanoha verse.
Though it seems we got adult Fate while still keeping loli Nanoha. Which is weird.

>>20256699
She has been stationed in an accelerated time universe long enough to grow older.

Nothing I see weird about that

>>20256567
Thirding this
Talk shop, trade alchemy secrets

>>20256754
Or from an alternate Nahoha verse. That's my theory, anyway.

There was something else that had me thinking we had characters from two alternates of the same verse (other than us and Susan), but I forget what.

>>20256508
The rest of the meal passes surprisingly quick with random chitchat shared across the table.
You managed to get a bit more insight on the society of the world from Saito.
You also got some bits of information about the magic used here from Montmerency.

After dessert, cakes brought up from the kitchen by a legion of maids including Siesta, the headmaster invites everyone out into the courtyard for your demonstration.

-----------------------------------------------------------
There, where you were expecting just to be asked to show off your silverware summoning and other stuff, you find yourself standing face to face with Fate.

"Ayasaki, I know you were just supposed to give a demonstration, but after hearing Nanoha talk about you these past few weeks, I can't help but wonder just how skilled you are." she tells you.
"I hope you don't mind crossing sword with me."

WAT DO?

>>20256824
And if they took diluted melmo candies?

>>20256828
"Saito has first kick, I'd be happy to afterwards."

>>20256828
"Of course not, Miss Fate. I shall not disappoint."

Take it in stride, and let her attack first.

>>20256828
clone fights Fate while we make with the majaik show?

>>20256828
Well I hadn't planned my demonstration to be like that but if you wish then I will oblige

>>20256699
Is it happy fate or sad fate?
This is important.
Also, does she recognize Nanoha?

>>20256828
Accept.

>>20256857

Nah, Clone fights with Saito while we fight with Fate. I can't imagine it'll take longer than 15 minutes to beat Saito. Best demonstration I can think of.

>>20256875
word.

>>20256875
You shouldn't underestimate Saito. He can block magic attacks with his sword, and his speed, strength, and reflexes are superhuman when his powers are activated.

>>20256903

You forget that we can stop time, teleport, turn invisible, fly, and have a cask of highly volatile explosive ption at our disposal. I'm sure he's no pushover, but at this point we're pretty damn powerful.

>>20256875
Deffo.

>>20256903
>his speed, strength, and reflexes are superhuman when his powers are activated.
And so can we.

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>>20256828
"Of course not, Miss Fate. I shall not disappoint."
You then turn to Saito and say, "Saito, if you don't mind a time-limit, I can also fight you for 15 minutes at the same time."
"Huh? two against 1?" he asks.
"Of course not." You say as you pop your clone. "it'll be 2 on 2."
"Interesting Ayasaki, very interesting." Fate says as she activates a small barrier field to protect the castle and the crowd.

She activates her armor, her clothes changing twice, first from a black outfit with a white cape, and then into a revealing lighter one with a long sword of light.
"yes. This will do." she says as she gets into a fighting stance "I really can't use any long ranged spells anyway in this small of an area."

Saito, confronting your clone, draws his sword from his back, the tattoo on his hand glowing.

WAT DO?

>>20257030
Knives and drago, go for a pair of sword length knives to counter that our opponents both have a single weapon

>>20257030
Saito: drago and see if he knows how to wrassle.
Fate: sword and rebounder shield

>>20257030
Coat ourselves in rebounder and commence rapefest.

>>20257030
Drago and swordfightan. We want to put on a show and this is a medieval society, so let's not go all out and bring out the bolters.

>>20257030
Both Hayate A and B drink Drago.
B, fighting Saito, pulls out some cutlery, and will manifest trays and teacups as defense.

A, also gets a coating of Rebounder, and cutlery, and engages in a sword fight.

>>20257185
Perfect!

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>>20257030
You pull out your flask and take a swig of Drago before throwing it to your clone.
He takes a drink as well and pulls out a pair of swords as he faces Saito.
You take out only one sword and a tray as a shield for use against Fate.

The fight starts.
Fate, as expected of an experienced field operative, is overwhelming.
Her fast movement combined with the reach of her blade makes defending an arduous task.
Saito, though only armed with a single sword, is also able to keep up with your Drago fortified clone.

**ROLLEM**
>taking 4th for VS Fate
>5th for VS Saito

rolled 38 = 38

>>20257520
channel our inner Musashi

rolled 22 = 22

well, we're probably going to fail, but maybe we can mix it up with clone tactics?

Like switch up who's fighting who if we're in a tough spot.

rolled 63 = 63

>>20257520
Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

rolled 81 = 81

>>20257520
c'mon guys don't make me roll all 5

rolled 30 = 30

>>20257520
Divine skill, Flawless and Firm.

rolled 54 = 54

nat 1 here we go

>>20257185
Comment politely on their skill during battle, offering tips if possible that you can see.
We are ever a gentleman

I must head to sleep, and then work, but i want to bring up something again, before i leave. As i'd said in mad scientist quest, confront and talk with Nanoha about Susan, Carefully. In plain terms that Susan was Hayate at one point, including the entire time that he and Nanoha were... courting. She loves Nanoha as dearly as Hayate does, and he doesnt want that to not be acknowledged.

>>20257556
So we're doing well against Fate, but not so well

>>20257558
against Saito

rolled 19 = 19

maybe if we get a nat 100 we can just win at everything?

>>20257556
>Hayate A
You find an opening in Fate's attacks.
Though her reach is long and her movements swift, she seems unable to swing her enormous sword around in time when faced with an opponent in extreme close range.

You get under her swings and discard your shield and sword., attacking her with your bare fists.
She tries to fend you off, but your punches manage to get through and hit her.

>HAYATE B
You attack Saito in earnest, twin swords dancing.
He's fast and skilled.
He parries and blocks your strikes one after the other, Derfinger, his sword, proving to be quite the good weapon.
He blocks your blades and unleashes an unexpected kick to your legs, tripping you up.

WAT DO?
>>20257558

why is yesterday's thread at 114 votes?

>>20257623
try to disarm fate, unleash GUNKATA on saito.

>>20257623
Teleport behind Saito and suplex
About time we got back to basics

>>20257655
>>20257650

No, keep it to swords with Saito, just like we said.

>>20257623
Make a dance of blades!
Subtle, quick strikes with knives and not swords, and you dance around her, Close, calm.
>Unknowingly seduce her
B
Psycological attacks?

>>20257650
Because there is one or two sad fucks still proxy downvoting all our threads

I was tempted to start proxying them up to 100ish each night but I am not that petty

>>20257623
Hayate A stay in close and disarm Fate.

Hayate B, switch to shorter blades, and start incorporating kicks into our fighting style.

rolled 91 = 91

Molotov + swords = EXPLOSION SWORDS!

the addition of explosions can only make this situation better.

>>20257650
Proxies.

>>20257623
Smoothly recover, switch to a single sword, start dance fighting.

>>20257689
Well, at the least they'd make Nanoha happy.

>>20257623
have B go invisible to try and gain ground on Saito.

>>20257580
>I must head to sleep, and then work, but i want to bring up something again, before i leave. As i'd said in mad scientist quest, confront and talk with Nanoha about Susan, Carefully. In plain terms that Susan was Hayate at one point, including the entire time that he and Nanoha were... courting. She loves Nanoha as dearly as Hayate does, and he doesnt want that to not be acknowledged.
Oh god my heart. An excellent point.

>>20257689
>Hayate B
You jump back from Saito and pull out your some Molotov.
The boy is a great fighter, but you have something that he might not have, Majaik.
Pouring Molotov on your blades, you again go on the attack.

>Hayate A
You keep on the offensive, attacking Fate up close, her longs sword now more of a hindrance than a weapon.
Mike also insisted on giving you some intense barehanded fighting lessons, and for those you are thankful.

**ROLLEM**
>taking 4th for VS SAITO
>5th for VS Fate

rolled 41 = 41

>>20257869
Rolling

>>20257869
Put his tongue in her butt.

rolled 89 = 89

Who needs rolls when you have EXPLOSIONS!

rolled 58 = 58

>>20257869
Hay gaiz watch this nat 1

dice gods will rape us definitely after giving us decent rolls

rolled 26 = 26

LETS GO

>(after ysMexi

Captcha wants Mexican. Taco night?

rolled 56 = 56

>>20257869
Put his tongue in her butt.

rolled 5 = 5

Well crap.

rolled 56 = 56

>>20257916
Hahaha oh god derm
No you have become lookout and lookout has become you

rolled 95 = 95

>>20257869
Let's beat us some women!

rolled 99 = 99

Failin' time GO!

>>20257932
>>20257928
Ffffffffffff

>>20257916
We are not having luck with Saito.

rolled 10 = 10

>>20257932
>>20257928
>95 and 99
>not 4th or 5th rolls

Well, just fuck everything.

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>>20257916
>>20257922

>>20257926
>>20257925
Derm and this guy!!!!

>>20257922
>Hayate B
You strike with your left sword, exploding the molotov at the moment of impact.
You half expected the boy to be blown away by the explosion but incredulously he managed to defend against it.
You try again with your right sword before the smoke even clears.
he meets it head on with his sword and the explosion sends both of your blades flying.
The two of you now unarmed, try and strike each other, ending in an impossibly picturesque cross-counter.

>Hayate-A
You continue to push Fate, your Drago infused punches pushing her to the edge of the barrier.
She seems like she's loosing, but as you pulled back to give her one final punch, you see her smile.
"Not bad, Ayasaki. That gorrilla taught you?"
Before you knew it, she has you flipped on your back on the ground, her sword against your chest.
"Yield." she says

[ ]Surrender
[ ]Fight on [how?]

>>20258046
Nekomimi modo!

>>20258046
[x]Fight on [how?]

Fuck it, timestop and get out the bolters.

>>20258046
Surrender. This isn't really a serious fight. A gracious loser we must be.

>>20258046
teleport behind her

>>20258046
Lets pull a Prince of Persia and rewind time.

>>20258046
[x]Fight on
fucking eat the sword into our chest long enough to give her a haymaker punch to her jaw.

"Yeah, Mike taught me to how to fight, after life and bad luck had tossed me to curb."

>>20258046
>[ ]Fight on [how?]
"But I'm not out of tricks yet." Teleport, smokescreen, good ol' suplex.

>>20258083
Yes! Lets use the new toy!

>>20258046
Yield
We could fight on but we would undermine Fate's position
Teleport up and bow

>>20258046
Teleport away, then shoot them.
Both of them.

>>20258046
[x]Surrender
This is a just a demonstration, and we're not going all out.
We don't want to undermine Fate's position as field instructor, either.

>>20258098
man has a point. changing to this.

>>20258086
We are not a character from Devil may cry, trying to eat a sword with your chest is therefore a bad idea.

>>20258098
>>20258111
i agree. we gain nothing by winning. surrender graciously. teleport out, radiating butler calm and composiour, and thank them for a good battle.

>>20258046
Are we really going to lose on purpose that is so out of character. FIGHT ON!

>>20258098
I'll agree. Let's kick the shit out of saito thought.

>>20258147
Yeah if the losers don't want to undermine Fate lets at least have a good fight with Saito.

>>20258116
i haven't seen ZnT, but the setting is fairly medieval in mindset, right? was thinking it would be a proper show of willingness to take wounds when necessary in order to defeat an opponent.

>Oooh good choice not to fight on
Huh apparently that was a trap.

>>20258164
more Renaissance really

>>20258046
You teleport out from under her blade and bow to her.
"I yield and thank you for a good fight."
Your clone, still posed dramatically in that cross-counter against Saito also thanks the lad for a good fight.

Fate removes the barrier she set up and the onlookers burst into applause.
"You're good Ayasaki, I won't mind going all out on you next time."
"as would I miss Fate." you answer her as you recall your clone.

"Damn man. How'd you do that exploding sword thing?" Saito asks as he walks towards you.
"Just some alchemy."
"So magic?"
"yeah."
"Dammit. I can't do magic."


DEMONSTRATION OVER.
WAT DO NAO?

>>20258190
Talk to Nano about the girls, and specifically Susan.
maybe take her away from the castle for a bit.

Also, ask Vita if there's still any cookies left.
We could use them to serve tea later.
Finally, ask the girls if they're packed and ready to go.

>>20258190
Make it rain doughnuts again.

>>20258164
Its a Japanese version of English medieval times with out many reademing factors. They would not be impressed by it. Then again I could be wrong as I stoped a few chapters in as the whole thing was just to dumb.

>>20258190
Yes it must rain confectionery sweats.

>>20258190
Before we talk with Nano, give Saito a pointer on alchemy.
"You may not be able to use magic, but potions themselves, once created, don't require you to be trained in magic. I suggest you think about that. It's like how you don't need to know how to make or fix a car, to be a good driver, as long as you have a good mechanic you can go to."

Ask Vita if there's any cookies left for Nanoha, and serve some tea.

Then ask if there's anything we can help them pack up.

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You know, I noticed something about this thread.

There hasn't been a single trolling post yet.

>>20258164
I thought it was too until Saito used an artillery cannon to fuck up a golem.

You know what would be a really hilarious dick move, recruit Saito to the bureau and leave louise here.

>>20258226
We just ate, tea later.

>>20258190
How about we get the signed papers?

>>20258264
We're not doing a full tea service, just a cup of tea to go along with some cookies.

>>20258235
Yeah that part was cool, Really any part that had to do with Saito fightning was good it was the rest the bogged it down.

>>20258226
This

And make it rain doughnuts and put a chocolate milkshake in front of everyone

>>20258264
We can just do a dessert for them easily enough

>>20258295
No. A chocolate milkshake pool. We need to act like retards.

>>20258304
No a freaking milkshake titan and it should be female and should sing dumb pop songs. And it wants to make sweet sugery love to EVERYTHING.

>>There max retard in a single post, now we can continue on with the quest.

>>20258190
Sunday Sundaes

>>20258338
And to top it off it looks like Katey Perry

>>20258350
Mixed with lady gaga

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"Everyone.." you adress the crowd gathered before you, "I'm not really much of a combat mage. I'm actually more suited for more social situations..."
You summon doughnuts and milkshakes, enough for everyone there.
"Please, feel free to sample some of my more enjoyable abilities."

As people ate, you went up to Saito.
"hey man, you may not know how to do magic, but potions can be used by anyone . You just need someone to help you make those potions. Think about that."

That done, you take Nano's hand and spirit her away from the crowd and outside the walls of the Academy.

"Hayate, What's going on?" she asks as you didn't tell her anything as you took her out.

>>20258198
Yes, this.

>>20258368
>I'm not really much of a combat mage.

Bullshit. We just didn't fight to our fullest.

>>20258368
Time to warn her about us.

>>20258360
>>What the abomination is singing
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

>>20258380
There is no need to fight to our fullest for a demonstration.

We got more done by letting Fate win and letting her see that we could get out of it via teleport than if we had pushed to best her entirely

rolled 5 = 5

>>20258368
So, about my gender-swapped dimensional doppelganger...

>>20258368
"I just wanted to talk to you in private, about what you've missed back home."

rolled 5 = 5

>>20258405
Oh God...why do I roll?

>>20258405
>>20258416
stop that!

>>20258416
You never roll again

rolled 14 = 14

>>20258422
I'm trying!

>>20258368
"I wanted to tell you about this first, so that you're not taken offguard when we get home.
"I need to tell you about Susan, my sister, who's really me."

Explain how Susan was us, until about three weeks ago. Due to an alchemy accident, she became permanently female. When they tried to cure her, she was separated from her timeline.
And now she's here. She's a Hayate that has lost everything.
But also, because she's Hayate, she loves Nanoha just as much as we do.

>>20258404
I agree with you, but there's no need to try and save face by lying that we're shit at combat. That's what I'm annoyed about.

Not only that, but it was never suggested that we should say anything along those lines. LG just decided to have us lie for no reason.

>>20258429
you are failing!

>>20258429
Take the dice, out of your email field.

rolled 15 = 15

>>20258438
well if you think about it, our highest stat is definitely charisma.
We have 6 girlfriends and everybody likes us all the time, and we have created a swagularity which might be sucking our gender-swapped self in.
Also our deadliest weapon is a violin.
We're practically the bard.

>>20258438
Really its not a lie we are not a combat mage thats what Nanoha is we are support mage we are a good support mage who can be useful in just about any setting. We are the Bard to others Fighters.

>>20258467
>>20258466
Okay, dice gone. never to return.

>>20258438
it was the gentlemanly thing to do.

>>20258477
Bard/Sorceror
We have a few too many spells per day for bard

>>20258477
There is no practically we are a Bard, also ya beat me to it.

>>20258438
No, he didn't.
We're NOT a combat mage. That's Negi, Nanoha, and possibly Sousuke for a given definition of combat mage.

Now, yes, we're very capable of combat, but we're a jack-of-all-trades type, not a front-line combat operative like Gai or Amazoness.

>>20258505
We should take some lvls in monk, Sonks are awsome

>>20258505
But we have too many skills for a sorcerer. We can do a wide variety of tasks with a high degree of success so we have to be pretty skill heavy.

>>20258535
Which is why we are multi classed.
We have the skill pool from hard with a few levels in Sorceror to boost our daily spell cap

>>20258484
>>20258505
>>20258507
Yep. And just like a Bard, we use lots of potions and magic items to expand our utility.

>>20258535
Multi-class Rogue and Bard?
Or
>>20258533
Bard and Monk?

>>20258547
Bard no hard
Fucking autocorrect BADGERCUNTDICKS

>>20258505
>>20258533
>>20258535
how about we don't base our build mechanics on 3.5, since it has the most god-awful multi-classing structure.

>>20258547
But most of our magic is item related anyway.
We have potions, the cassiopia, magic handguns, magic flasks, strikers, bag of holding...
But very few of our own magical abilities.

>>20258561
Bard Archtype that gives up most of it's magical abilities for some Rogue abilities?

i assumed we are a higher level bard.
mind you we effectively can beat the director who is epic level archmage with god powers.

>>20258571
By that logic, VERY few of our classmates and colleagues do. Everyone's magic comes from their Devices.

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>>20258368
"I just don't want you to be taken off-guard when we get home..."
"yes? what happened?"
"Well. there are new additions to our family."
"Additions? more than one? How many? Who is it?"
"well... There's 3... 4 if the girls got through to Trude."
"3..? That was.. fast. Who is it?"
"Well, you remember Mio right?"
"Yeah. She's fun."
"Well there's her. And then Yuki, well... the Director had in move in with us. She's using one of our extra rooms."
"I like her."
"and the one I'm still not sure about is Trude."
"Erica's friend?"
"yeah. The girls are trying to convince her to use one of the rooms for convenience. So she could look after Mio and the other witches."
"Okay.. And who's the one you skipped?"

TELL HER ABOUT SUSAN.
HOW?

>>20258284
I'm only partially knowledgeable about Zero no Tsukaima, but most of what I know is based off of the original Light Novels, not the anime (which involves a bunch of alterations and divergences from the original plot).

The LNs can still be bad at times, but general opinion where I've seen holds them as being better than the anime.

>>20258571
Except we can summon endless magical weapons, shields and food and we can pull laser cleric bullshit

>>20258561
I don't think we are really basing anything on it we are just doing what tg does best
Random bullshitting

>>20258615
"Remember that day I tried the homemade genderswap potion?"

"Apparently, in another dimension, it was more successful. But permanent."

>>20258615
Well, basically, it's a version of me, with boobs, from another dimension.

>>20258604
I'm counting devices as part of them. ours can summon food and tea sets, and that's about it.
However, take for example Nanoha's. She can cast city destruction rays on a whim. we can't
She's basically a hardcore blaster-mage and we're the bard that somehow gained the ability to summon food.

>>20258615
Explain that Susan is Hayate, but from a different timeline. And that she is Hayate in all respects except gender.

>>20258615
My inter-dimensional doppelganger. only with more boobs.

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>>20258615
Due to wibbley wobbly timey wimey shenanigans a female version of me from another dimension is now living with us. From the split just happened before my Infinicon simulation. But up until that point our lives had been the same. So two things to get used to. Having another me around, and our tendency to say the same thing at the same time.

>>20258615
Well, there is a girl who is actually me from another timeline.

I don't think you remember but I was messing around with potions and made the gender swap potion a while back as a test of how good I had gotten and apparently in one timeline the potion worked permanently and part of the cure was splitting that hayate off into being a girl permanently.

Once that happened she was pushed out of her timeline and was sort of stuck inbetween ours and theirs, then somehow the director pulled her into our timeline and she has been living with us because technically she is me who lost everything and I couldn't leave her like that.

Oh and we have a little mandrake fairy girl thing as well, she is helping one of the plants grow.

>>20257746
>Talk with Nanoha about Susan, Carefully. In plain terms that Susan was Hayate at one point, including the entire time that he and Nanoha were... courting. She loves Nanoha as dearly as Hayate does, and he doesnt want that to not be acknowledged.

>>20258615
"Something very strange happened when I was experimenting with the genderswap potion a while back. in a different dimension, the effects were permanent, and that hayate is stuck as a girl. She was then stuck in some kind of test or sub-dimension of the bureau. The Director brought her into this dimension, and she's staying with us now, posing as my sister, Susan. She was stuck in that sub-dimension for a while, so she's been through hell, even by my life's standards. She's been doing well, but the transition has been tough on her."

>#msq is here. >>20255644 *bonus to whoever can ID the new intro

Twilight by Electric Light Orchestra

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRnDW97nEXc

BONUS POINTS!

>>20258628
yeah, i just dislike thinking of non-DnD characters in 3.5 terms, because the mechanics are so limiting for creating anything other than DnD characters.
I think of our Hayate as Bruce Wayne and Alfred rolled into one sexy blue haired 16 year-old body.

>>20258715
Lookout already got it. Bitch.

>>20258720
More of a Stevie Wonder/batman.
Batman: Jack of all trades, awesome at everything, troubled past.
Stevie Wonder: music and bitches, nuff said

>>20258745
I'm sure there are plenty of bonus points to go around. and at first i though it was simon and garfunkel.

>>20258745
I'm sorry I Ctrl-f LG's posts when I'm getting got up.

>>20258772
That sounds pretty much it

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>>20258615
"Well.. I kinda have a sister now."
"A sister? but I thought you only had a brother."
"Well yeah, it's kinda complicated so bear with me here." you say as you grasp for he right words.
"You remember that time when I experimented with the gender potion one morning?"
"A little yes."
"Well, Susan comes from an alternate timeline where she succeeded a bit too well. She's me stuck as a girl."
"huh?"
"Susan is basically my twin from another dimension. She has the basic memories as I do, all up to the point where her accident happened. She loves all the girls like I do, she loves you like I do. She was torn from her timeline when the her there got cured, and now she's stranded in ours."
Nanoha listens intently to your every word.
"She's actually a bit introverted now, well she is from what I can see, and doesn't seem to want to open up to any of the girls. Maybe, just maybe, you could help her out of her shell?"
"Of course Hayate. If she is you and you are her, then I'd also care for her as much as I do you."
Came her reply, "I'll do my best to help her when we get home."
"thanks Nano." you say as you put your arms around her.

>>20258816
>Pic
You taunt us.

>>20258823
Yes, yes he does.

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>>20258816

>That feeling we won't get awesome Nanoha.

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You are Sakamoto Mio, the hero of Japan.
And now, you put your plan into motion.

You head to Trude's office.
Ever the workaholic, she sat at her desk working even though it's a Sunday and supposedly a day for rest.

"Yes Mio?" she asks as you walk in.
"Oh. nothing... nothing. Just wanted to check up on you.."
"..." her eyes narrow in suspicion.
"..." you take another step towards her.
"...!" you grab her hand and activate the portkey you borrowed from Erica.
You should have your own copy of the silver-rabbit by this afternoon, Hina and Perrinne headed into town to buy some stuff and get some extra portkeys made.

You arrive in the bottle, in front of the house. There, Erica and Susan were waiting.
"O-oneechan... L-let's play at the beach..." the nervous blue haired girl asks Trude as Erica grins and gives you a thumbs up that you return heartily.

>>20258933
Oh shit.

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>>20258933

>>20258933
Bahaha

>>20258933
oh lawd

>>20258933

HEEEE

>>20258933
Our sister is not a sex object! We need to get back now!

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>>20258933
So this is what we can expect to come home to?

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>>20259005
I've been waiting for this...

>>20259005
I cannot into witches. Who is that Trude's about to violate?

>>20259005
>>20259030
oh man
that doujin

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>>20259038
I prefer this one myself.

>>20258999
Sort of hard when we are in an entirely different dimension right now.

And Susan seems to have agreed to it in some sense

>>20259054
Enh wanted to be the big brother voice in the crowd.
Because we totally need one of those.

>>20259054
some firmly cemented sexual frustration i think led to her acquiescence.

i can never spell that word right. thank you autocorrect.

>>20259051
Too depressing.

back at the castle, you are helping the girls pack their stuff for the jump back home.
Thank fully enough, Vita managed to stop herself and save half of the cookies you brought with you.
"So girls. How about we have a dinner at the beach tonight?" you ask them
"You cookin?" Vita asks
"yeah."
"I'm in." she answers glibly.
"I would love to come hayate-san." Madoka says as she forcefully stuffs some sort of white cat/rabbit into a lead lined bag.
"can you call Sakura over?"
"of course." you answer Nanoha who's obviously missing her friend.
"Yay!"

-----------------------------------------------------
After packing you allowed the girls time to say goodbye to their friends, and you went to the headmaster's office to pick up the documents you left there earlier.
"you have to leave so soon?" he asks
"yes sir, I don't want to keep these girls from getting back home any longer than they have to."
"Oh... Too bad. I was going to invite you to come look through these with me."
He pulls out the package you delivered to him earlier and rips off the wrapping.
It turns out to be a stack of porn.
"err... No thank you sir." you answer as you back away towards the door.
"really? oh well. Wait, if you have the chance, tell Mike I appreciate these and I'd love it if he can send some more my way. Or maybe Jeff. yeah tell Jeff."
"Jeff sir?"
"Oh.. wait, what did he call himself again..? oh that's right. Tell the Dude I'd love to get my hands on some more of these."
"err.. okay sir..." you answer as you bolt out of the door.

WAT DO?
[ ]talk to _________
[ ]Jump back to Bureau

>>20259191
Small talk with Fate, maybe?

>>20259191
[x]talk to Fate
Let her know that we'll inform the Bureau of the time displacement. And thank her again for looking after Nanoha.

>>20259191
[x]Jump back to Bureau
before anything else interrupts our return.

>>20259191
Were not going to be able to jump back are we?

>>20259191
Give Saito a nod, then mouth "You can doo ettt".
Say bye to Fate, then attempt jump.

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> forcefully stuffs some sort of white cat/rabbit into a lead lined bag

But I just wanted to offer people contracts to the Bureau.

>>20259191
Jump back.

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>>20259191
Why are you so mean, Madoka?

>>20259211
>>20259212
I'll back these.

>>20259191
Talk to Fate, thank her for looking after the girls and tell her to see us next time she is at the bureau if she wants a rematch

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You head down to Fate's office in the basement, and find the woman at her desk.
"ma'am. The girls and I are leaving soon. I would like to take this opportunity to thank you for looking after them during the time they were here."
"It's nothing Ayasaki. Oh, and just Fate will do."
"Thank you miss Fate, then please, just call me Hayate. If you are ever at the Bureau and you want a rematch, please just contact me through my Device. I'll be more than happy to oblige you."
"Oh. Didnt I tell you earlier?"
"Tell me what?"
"I'm coming with you."

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NEXT TIME ON MSQ:
Homeward Bound


New thread at 2200 4chan time
>have work to do.
>anyone up for Mad science or Sousuke later?
>or maybe a retry of that infinicon thing?

>>20259390
good thing we stopped by then.
wait.
4 girls returning.

>>20259390
I'm sorry, but Mike told me I'm only allowed to bring back the same number of girls we sent out. I'm running out of room in my beachhouse.

>>20259390
Welp, looks like we broke Mike's rule already

>>20259402
Do a loli brigade themed side quest
We could use something stupid and aimless

>>20259390
Fuck Mike's rules, it's FATE. MOTHERFUCKING. TESTAROSSA. We are bringing her back with us.

>>20259390
And this is why we surrendered to Fate earlier.

>>20259390
"Nno, no one mentioned that."

>>20259402
Munchin'
Sweets
Quest
You know you want it.

>>20259390
Is she as pictured? cuz that looks womanly to me.

Calling it now, Fate's not really with the Bureau and is a plant by whoever the villains actually are.

Because of course Mike would have known if the girls' field instructor was coming back with them.

>>20259448
Or he didn't know about her coming back since he is just an instructor or she has decided to take holidays.

Lots of reasons she could be coming back

>>20259459
like to discuss the time problems

that the bureau apparently didn't know about.

>>20259448
She could be coming back because she needs to report on the time distortion. She could also be coming back because she wants our wiener

>>20259469
Or Nanoha's pie

Thread 1 got spam downvoted if anyone cares.

>>20259505
Man that guy must be so fucking asspained it isn't funny

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>okay we'll do a shirou quest
Might as well show what happened at Pantasia

>>20259848
Heck yeah.

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>>20259282

>be an Incubator
>give little girls a wish in return for making a contract with you
>turn them into Magical Girls that fight Witches
>said MGs either die horribly or eventually become Witches themselves
>use energy generated when girls become Witches to prevent the heat-death of the Universe
>Number of Fucks Given by You: 0

Because that mutant cat is a devil.