Fuck this took longer than I wanted and I kind of half assed some parts.
>funstikkHang on... is this...
>>20238354Wow, this art is really impressive for a /tg/ comic.
>>20238354Woah, fucking damn. This is awesome!A zogging comic!
>>20238354Holy tits. I didnt even know what I just did with this posting crap
>>20238452OK, I lost it. The animation was just brilliant.
>>20238452Fucking animated... Brilliant.
>>20238452That looks kinda dirty.And I don't mean the kinda dirt you can find on the ground.
Thanks everyone, had a lot of strife trying to animate it because Flash was being a bastard and I had to learn how to do it in PS! Sorry the files are so big.
>>20238452seanconneryapplauds.gif
>>20238452You're making me blush...
>>20238452I love you. I legitimately love you, Anon.
Excellent job chap.
>>20238452Sir, you're awesome and you make /tg/ awesome.
I don't get it. Is this a parody of something?
Cool.
>>20238452Seeing how large it is (or rather, isn't) makes me suddenly aware of why it's called the "funstikk".Blue must get awful lonely around orks that reproduce via spores released during fights, y'know?
>>20238614http://1d4chan org/wiki/Scraplootas
>>20238614>hasnt heard of Scraplootas character blue
>>20238669http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Blue>doesnt link blue because stupid
>>20238669Hey, I have only seen the thread once, let alone know much about it.
>>20238354>>20238452That is so fucking awesome that I can't find a reaction pic to adequately convey >mfw
>>20238354I thought i knew you better... *Sniff sniff*
I'm relieved everyone actually likes the comic! Huge motivator, you got no ideas how much so.
>>20238452Amazing, simply amazing
>>20238885That last panel was glorious and the last speech bubble in it was spot on.
you deserve this gif
Oh god.That is fucking Brilliant.DRAW MORE YOU BRILLIANT ANON. Especially if you could do something on the inside of Boris, with the Grotocracy.
>>20238640>>20238680wow, why have I never heard of this before?is this a new thing?
>>20239529We started the Scraplootas about a week ago, it started with some shitty waifu thread, we created a new Ork Clan with it.Yet some people just want Blue.
>>20239570Can't blame them, I suppose.I do find it amusing that the "Funstikk" was intended as a cheap easy way to get rule 34, but it's ended up being a sort of joke, with completely clean comics and writing done about it. And no rule 34.Never change, /tg/.
>>20238354>>20238452Oh sweet giddy christI lost itI lost it so hard.
Oh lawd I love it.
>>20238452>>20238354Somewhere out there, the funstikk author is smiling and raising his glass. We must get this to the wiki.
>>20238669in all honesty though, /tg/ doesn't do much with its OCs after it makes them.There might be a quest or campaign or two, or they may be incorporated into house rules for certain games, but not too much else.So people who don't frequent /tg/ won't pick up on things as easily.anyway, fantastic work on the comic, OP.
I don't think it's that good.Orks don't pronounce the letter 'h', OP.
Guy who a lot of people blame for the funnstik's creation here. Fucking lost it.
Fucking saved.
>>20242900Agreed.But with love, you're still ghey.
>>20242865Some do, some don't. Same think with the 'th' sound. Orks are funny like that.
So, say I wanted to make a Blue mini; what would be the best body parts to use as a base?Generic Tau head? I've got no idea what to use for the rest.
>>20242845We haven't actually finished fleshing out the scraplootas which is why we are doing nothing with itThere is still some backstory and a couple of characters to do
>>20243336I think it's the opposite, you're all still fleshing them out so you're still doing something with them.it's harder for me to keep up to date on /tg/ creations since they normally manifest out of unrelated threads.
>>20243405"doing something" in this case would be making a codex and possibly models.
>>20243317Nurgle daemons.Oh yeah... Those daemons sure have some hips to em'Mmmm..
>>20243317Tau head + revealing Dark Eldar body of some sort + Ork Parts?
>>20243414I noticed someone saying they were going to make a comic (not the OP comic) about this http://pastebin.com/PXGCHevy in another thread.so that's also doing something... if it ever happens.
This thread looks more active than the other one, so I'll post my writefaggotry in this one. Give me a sec, it's about everyone's favorite curvy grot!
Every ork aboard the Loot-hava was supposed to be working on Boris and getting him ready for the upcoming job. Farseer Vaedrisa had hired the Scraplootas to remove a bunch of sleepy metalboys the planet they were now ordering and had told them to be extra prepared, so the Boss had put Tinka Zizzbitz and all his mekboys (including the Big Mek’s favorite cobalt colored grot) to work making Boris extra flash. As such, the Mek Shop was abandoned, save a few mekboys poking their heads in for extra tools and supplies for the task at hand and a collection of shadowy shapes creeping along the walls of the shop. A band of four gretchins had snuck their way into the Mek Shop when the mekboys weren’t looking with a very specific goal in mind. They slunk past piles of scrap and half finished warbikes to the back of the shop, where their prize awaited them. Sectioned off from the rest of the Mek Shop, a smaller workstation labeled “Blue’s Korner” was guarded by twin posts with decapitated gretchin heads in various states of mutilation hung. This was where what the gretchins sought sat: a miniature, grot sized wartrakk, in perfect working condition after its umpteenth rebuilding. Their orders had been clear and explicit: make sure Blue wasn’t allowed to use her toy. Whether they stole it or simply wrecked it didn’t matter to Derknitt, so long as Blue didn’t have it, he’d pay the grots more teef than they could hold. Being a clever little grot, Blue had removed a piece of the trakk, something she called a ‘key’, making the vehicle so that it could only work if you either had the key or knew how to rearrange the wires beneath it. The grot tasked to hotwiring the trakk hesitated before ducking under it.
>>20243761“Wot if she sees us?“ he hissed worriedly“Shut yer gob and theys won’t finds us, you git!“ the leader of the gang hissed back, smacking the offending gretchin upside the head Muttering, the gretchin slid under and began tinkering with the insides while the rest stood lookout for any straggling mekboys or even worse, Da Blue Grot herself. The gretchin boss could already see it now, riding his very own wartrakk, drinking the finest fungus beer teef could buy, and maybe using the rest of his teef to buy his way out of the Grotocracy and retire some place nice. He heard Boris’s shoulders had a lovely view come fighting days. He was so lost in his daydreaming that he almost didn’t hear the screaming of his gretchin mechanic. Two of the other gretchins grabbed their thrashing partner in crime and pulled him out from under the trakk, they inspected their fallen comrade for wounds. After a thorough investigation, they realized he had no face, with what was left of his skull gurgling and fizzing, producing thin green wisps of smoke. It had been a trap all along! They readied their weapons and began looking for the hiding place of their assailant. Sure, she may have been lucky, but there were four of them! – three of them! – and they were prepared for her.
>>20243770-----------------------Seeing the gretchins hunt for her made it hard for Blue to suppress the giggling she felt building up inside of her. They were pretty clever, rooting through barrels and looking under piles of junk for Blue. They lost one of their own to carelessness and her acid bomb already; there was no way they were going to lose another. But sharp as they were, Blue was that much sharper. See, she knew they would look every which way for her, under bikes, inside scrap piles, one even dared to look inside Zizzbitz’s personal room, but not a single one of them looked up. One hand holding her dakka and the other gripping the bottom of a modified Tau Gun Drone, Blue and Mr. Squig descended on the Squigkopta with a hearty WAAAAGH, no longer able to contain herself.
>>20243778For most orks, aiming is more of a vague belief than any concrete concept, but for Blue, the ability to line up a shot and take it came naturally, even when she wasn’t paying much attention to where she was shooting. She took out the leader first, as he was the only one armed with a gun. Bullets ripped through his diminuitive frame and finally ventilated his skull with a spout of blood. The other two tried to group together as she released her grasp on the Squigkopta and pounced on one of them, beating him senselessly with her trusty spanner and laughing with innocent, unadulterated glee as the final intruder lost his nerve and ran in sheer terror. After the grot beneath her stopped moving and the thwacks of her spanner got more and more wet, Blue arched her back and craned her head backwards, affording an upside down view of Mr. Squig chasing the final gretchin, his Squigkopta puttering and whizzing faithfully. Satisfied by the sight, Blue gave the grot corpse a few more good whacks for good measure. Once that got boring, she moved to grab her tools; a small buzzsaw attached to the end of a short pole the length of her forearm and some pliers. The heads would make a great addition to her scarepole and the Grot teef wouldn’t be worth much, but they would be enough to buy herself two mugs of fungus beer, one in celebration of today’s victory and one to bribe Tinka to ignore her “mucking about“. Humming a little diddy to herself, she headed out to get back to working on Boris. She could retrieve the mangled corpse of the last grot later, in the meantime she’d let Mr. Squig play with his new chew toy until she was done with the day’s chores. Maybe then she could get to the bottom of the sudden increase in grot assaults on her Bluetrukka…
>>20243761>>20243770>>20243778>>20243784Blue is an adorable little psychopath.
Yay! More Blue!
>>20243910I never thought I'd use the adjective 'innocent' to describe the laugh of someone currently in the middle of bludgeoning a person to death with a spanner, but there you have it. Also, Mr. Squig/Blue drop down assault confirmed for greatest bro-op maneuver of the year, all years.>>20243934Down, you abomination! Down!
>>20243889I think that was a hint to repost this here:http://pastebin.com/KwUxk2dyEnjoy.Also, once I figure out how to bring the funstikk back into less silly territory, I'll write about it too.
>>20243934Shoo! Shoo! you Blue stalker, you!
Get lost, Xeno. You're old news.
>>20244001>once I figure out how to bring the funstikk back into less silly territory, I'll write about it too.No, don't. Funstikk is wedged firmlylol in silly territory. Unless you have buttloadsanother lol of lube, leave it there where it was intended. By all means write about it if you so desire, but it's supposed to be a silly item. I mean, it's fuckingteehee orky dildo for fucks sake.
>>20244012>Blue stalkerHow many of those does she have now? There's the Fanseer, that one Shas'El, Derknitt, and now Xeno. I think someone was trying to write a Cultist-Chan crossover, too.
>>20244066Fanseer doesn't stalk her.She just wants to kill her and take her place. *Pretty much*And by Stalker I mean the ones that want to have sexy tiem with her.
>>20244101I'm pretty sure Fanseer would totally be down with sexing up Blue, as that's the closest she'll ever get to porkin an ork.
>>20244066DEY'RE AFTER ME LUCKY GROTS.
>>20244216Between Blue and Boris, there's probably at least one faction hunting or stalking the Scraplootas at any given moment.
>>20244101She is sort of Tsun for blueOn the one hand she is insanely jealous and would love to take her place.On the other she likes her because she is a way in to the scraplootas in her mindAnd on the other other hand she is somewhat attracted to how orky she isAnd on the other other other hand I really gotta stop letting the pain boss experiment on me because all these hands are getting out of hand
>>20244298Are you sure you're not just an AdMech?
>>20244337Nope, not enough sparky bitz
>>20244359Better visit the Big Mek then.
>>20244298>>20244214>>20244101>haven't read about fanseer's in-depth physical examination of bluePoor bastards
>>20244879>>20244214 hereI totally did, which is why I said she'd be totally fine sampling Blue's blueberry taco.
>>20244879Actually I have and I was part of deciding how she reacted to blueThe consensus we came to was >>20244298The writefag wrote his version of it.
>>20244298Wait.Dont the Eldar use Warp-Magikkkks?
>>20245260To molest orky tau, yes.
>>20245385But... the Tau are unaffected by the warp..
>>20245469I believe that writefag justified it by having it take place in Blue's dreams if that makes any sense.
>>20245469Which is why it nearly risked her entire craftworld and ended up with Vaedrisa reversing physics on herself for awhile after admitting she wasn't even entirely sure if that would work.
>>20245469They aren't actually unaffected but they are are only weakly present so daemons etc have a very hard time messing with them.This is why the fanseer had a warlock council reinforcing her so she could visit blue in her dreams
Jesus.. When did all of this happen?I've been here for a long time yet i've never seen that...
And why is no one updating the Wiki with these apparent key-pieces?
>>20245528And giving her an excuse to use an orky curseOrks have the best sounding swear word for some reason
>>20245632Laziness, not knowing how to edit the wiki, not knowing who is supposed to.Thart sort of thing
>>20245626Oh man oh man wait until you see the writefaggotry. SO MUCH zoggin writefaggotry. A lot of it is scattered throughout the archives, but have some pastebin goodness.>Scraploota's originshttp://pastebin.com/pDtzXp9G>Blue's originshttp://pastebin.com/PXGCHevy>Snekkit does a thing (Snekkit really needs his own entry on the wiki)http://pastebin.com/7xxkkvdw>Tau incompetencehttp://pastebin.com/HuLyA6YWAnd for some reason I don't have the two Farseer ones bookmarked. Huh, you'd think I'd hold on to those.>>20245636Zoggin right they do.>>20245685If you know how to, please do. Or at least make a new section so I can start dumping pastebin links.
I'll add Snekkit as a character in Scraplootas, on the Wiki.Seems like im the only one monitoring the wiki.I also removed my name since someone had massive buttpains about it seeming to become a circlejerk.
Snekkit doesn't have a secondary name does he?example: Rockeata Brugg
>>20245709Looks like I lied, I only forgot to bookmark Fanseer smut. Have the clean fanseer writefaggotry.http://pastebin.com/6FLS5kip>>20245734I imagine it's the same guy who's all assravaged that no one's making him his porn so he's taken to becoming these threads' designated shitposter
>>20245709Moar writefaggotry in this thread too>>20228701 >nidriding grots>jetpacks>rockeata gets armor
>>20245743Naw, I think he's just Snekkit.
Oh yeah, I remember when I read it and added the Octagonal Table, seems kinda silly dont it?But with some work and polishing it might be better.
>>20245758Right, well I added his little sub category on the Wiki, but i've hardly any info on the guy.I've been up for a long time and my mind's just gone, so I cant recall anything of him.If any of you have his lil' story and description just slap it up on the Wiki and i'll OCD read it and correct any mistakes I find.
>>20245763I don't see it becoming as organized as they made it out to be, but I could totally see Scraplootas slapping some grots on some nids and then dropping them on a world, just to see what would happen. And when the grots get eaten th>>20245776He's got a mohawk, he's way bigger than the average kommando, idolizes Rockeata, likes to take Blue with him, and always seems to survive impossible odds, such as somehow making his way back to the Scraploota's ship after singlehandedly blowing up a Space Hulk with explosives strapped to his chest.
>>20245709Added a category on the scraploota page for pastebin links to writefaggin
>>20245809Not the guy who posted all dem links.But I have no idea how to do shit except writing texts on the Wiki.
>>20245818Linkposta here. Gettin shit done.
Oh wait, he did add the category for pastebins.I'll get crackin'
Wait a second.Just did a quick readthrough of the first one.>''shot him right before he could take his first sip of the coffee he had prepared. That commissar had looked so eager to drink his first cup of coffee for the day, to take that away from him with a sword to the gut''>''Shot him right before-- Sword to the gut--''
>>20245790Well the main parts I wanted to take from them areThey sort of help derknitt in keeping Boris's inside's orkyThey ride nidsThey actually have a tiny room with a looted table that takes up most the spaceThey get to laud it over the other grots because they have dead flash mounts and a slightly higher positionEverything else is really interchangeable >>20243784Holy shit that was adorable and disturbing
>>20245858Well shit, I need to fix that. Maybe he shot him then stabbed him. Shit be tough in 40K Land.But yeah, let me fix that. I wrote that on an empty stomach and a typing binge after a long day's work.
Also, am I the only one slightly amazed that we warded of Xeno with such little effort?Mwahahaha.
>>20245898You honestly think she won't be back?Xeno will just stalk quietly for a while and then when we least expect it strike
>>20245709>>20245746A revised version of the Blue and Fanseer Go Widerhttp://pastebin.com/hvBwifT9And its companion...http://pastebin.com/TsMA1qh4Obviously one is not supposed to be serious/canon.Also fixed that Tau Incompetence story a bit.http://pastebin.com/qZsFgCQ4Also, does anyone have the link to the "What's an Ork?" fic? I forgot to save a copy for myself.
Good point.Heretics, the lot of them.
I actually think the idea of xeno meeting blue would be funny just because blue would probably yell at her for muckin about being a shiny git and not blue and lucky like herWe still need a day in the life of my squig story too, I would write it but I suck balls at writing
>>20245933I'm actually writing up a day in the life of Mr. Squig. I'll probably finish it tomorrow.
>>20245933The only reasonable thing i'd be able to put togheter would be: Xeno see's Blue, Blue rallies a horde and they all start stabbing her with chainswords and whatnot until it's a pile a scrap.Why?: They were ordered to clean up a tiny Necron tombworld... Remember?Mwahahahaha!
>>20245955Awesome, I had hoped someone picked that idea up
>>20245965Xeno has pulled more than a few we'll be back rolls before.I can see it happening thoughFor some reason blue just giving xeno heaps about being a shiny git sounds hilarious to me
>>20246024Blue would chew Xeno the fuck out fer muckin with her lucky gubbins. And she didn't even replace them with orky bits! And now I'm imagining blue looting and orkifying Xeno.
OP here. Glad we are still workin on this. I was hoping to see a list of things people would like to see drawn. Physical character descriptions and stuff help even if vague. I really enjoy working out concepts and stuff so whatever else is cool. Less Blue stuff too, she's great and all, but I wanna try more stuff.
>>20246043Well I did put a poorly drawn Necron head mounted in Blue's room if anyone noticed. Maybe it should have been Xeno's.
>>20246065Urtylug in lime pose going "Why'z can't I hold all dese grots''
>>20246084I noticed, which is part of why I had them gearing up to fight Necrons in that story.
>>20246065Great! Finally someone has some common sense.Would you mind fixing up a fine piece of maybe Snekkit, or Rockeata?Just read that Tau piece. That's some good stuff right there.
>>20246084Brilliant!Please! Please do this!It would bring me great honour and a little bit more respect for Blue.
You know, guys, you gonna start a blueberry civil war.Xeno does have a lot of fans and they won't like it if she was mistreated.
>>20246118We do it for the lulz.And i've never heard of 'Xeno' until yesterday or so.
>>20246112I just might need too since it is a pretty fun image....I might start sketches tonight, I am pretty beat. And like...I will probably spend time on the shit we need I dont know if I can poop stuff quickly out without it bein diarrhea.
>>20245888Okay, so I fixed it and toned down the lolork lingo a bit. I also added some of my other writefaggotry to pastebin for easy access, because I know how you like it, baby.>Scraplootashttp://pastebin.com/pugGYV1a>Borishttp://pastebin.com/HrZpiv1z>Blue and her trukkhttp://pastebin.com/cT6VKZx4I'll post them to pastebin next.
>>20246130Then you must be new here.Anyways, I will prepare my Popcorn. All the drama should be entertaining.
>>20246141Tis' cool.Take your time.It's not like we're in a hurry.
>>20246118They started it by trying to hunt her down. Besides,Orky blueberry>>>Necroblueberry
>>20245862>Holy shit that was adorable and disturbingI think that pretty much sums up any little girl that would fit into ork society. The whole situation is pretty fucked up if you take a step back and look at it in full. Of course, this is 40K where wearing your friend's bones as a good luck charm against Chaos is considered neighborly, so it fits.
>>20246118I would rather avoid that scenarioRemember guys, largely the scraplootas are about giving no fucks and looting things while while they are mad because we don't care about them enough to insult them specifically
>>20246223If people wanna draw a few pictures, let em. It's not like every single piece of art and writefaggotry produced has to parsed and incorporated into Scraploota 'canon'.
Well, we're not putting him under pressure or anything.I just said it as a fun idea, y'know?We dont need a big ol' wall of text to accompany on how they fought da powah.
>>20246248No it is more that someone will get the shits over it somewhere and retaliate which may get bigger and derail things
>>20246299
>>20245888what if he stuck a sword in the gun-barrel... and shot it at the commissar? Maybe it's even the commissar's own sword.
>>20246433Too late, I turned it into a powerklaw and now the commissar is desperately trying to regather his slashed innards while Urtylug enjoys his looted coffee.I...I think I might be kinda fucked up.
>>20246461 I think we all are But hey who wouldn't find looted coffee more tasty?
>>20246474I looted a frappachino once. It was fucking delicious.
>>20246479I think it is that anything looted is inherently better than something not looted.It has the added taste / feeling of victory
>>20246151Why does the scrap metal on her chest look like a swastika
>>20246474does looted coffee need more pointy bitz?
>>20246554Because Orks think swastikas are Orky.
>>20246554That's actually an ork sign for Family/friend I believe.
>>20246560But swastikas mean shit like "brotherhood" and "good luck"...wait, that actually makes sense for lootas.
>>20238354Hm, I'm starting up an ork army, just what color scheme specifically are the Scraplootas rocking?Pic related, it's the boyz I've already done. Coincidentally I'm going for Bad Moonz, so yeah, lotsa yellow on there. Also -fantastic- work OP.
>>20246569>orks>actually having a symbol for family/friendYou learn something new everyday, I guess. Can't imagine they get much use out of it.
Yella' with a bit of blue bits, are the main ingredients for a nice ork.
>>20246575I imagine something blue, what with them being lootas and all.
>>20246569Do Orkz even have families?
>>20246580It's more "don't krump deze gitz because you need them to WAAAAAAGH proppa" more than anything
>>20246592Suppose they do.Them being in a Waaagh/Clan, and all.
So what are the different types of ork, anyway? I thought it was grots are little orks, boys are normal orks, and nobs are big orks (and the warboss is the biggest and killiest) but there are gretchins too?
>>20246587>>20246590Blue warpaint/tatoos would be the only kind of blue I'd be willing to use with such a bright yellow and green combo. Hm, might paint the gretchin with more blue, seeing as how they're the ones doing all the actual looting. It'd be a nice contrast on the tabletop, too. Bureaucrats would be the runtherdas, and you could totally have a Threegrots as a weirdboy.And I'd have to find some way to sculpt blue as my kustom mekboy's counts-as ammo squig.
>>20246615grots and gretchins are the same thing; they're basically goblins.
Im gonna go full retard and sleep through the day, And night.I've got to adjust my sleeping cycle.>Go to bed at 12:00PM wake up 21:00
>>20246615Snotlings are the smallest ork form, they are stupid, plentiful and pretty much useless. They are about the size of a young childGretchin are the next size up and about the size of a young teen are a bit smarter and tougher than Snotlings and are reliable enough to give most jobs toOrks are the basic ork form. Big, strong, ugly and cunning they are the ones who do most of the fighting, looting and miscellaneous mayhemNobs are bigger orks who by surviving and winning enough are bigger, stronger and uglier than most orks so they can push the others around. They may or may not be smarter than the other orks around them because intelligence isn't a requirement to get higher up the ork hierarchyBosses are the biggest and strongest of the orks and are just the biggest ork in the warband, they are more often more cunning than the majority and they are very good at fighting things if not doing much else.Basically with orks anyone bigger than them is a boss and anyone smaller is a grot
>>20246575>>20246590They've got some purple trim in there, too, as far as I know. Pic related is my interpretation of them, but they're easy to change.
>>20247270Derp, this pic.
I wonder if the scraplootas have a painboss still?And do the grots make all the food and drink or do they still have brewa boyz and looted drinks?
>>20248266>I wonder if the scraplootas have a painboss still?Probably. Doesn't mean he's a person of note, though.>And do the grots make all the food and drink or do they still have brewa boyz and looted drinks?Grots probably replaced brewa boyz, but they definitely have looted drinks. If they can loot a tau and a titan, they can loot some drinks.
>look at updated pastebin story titles>Blue/Vaedrisa Gone WiderI'm sorry, but I had to do it. I REGRET NOTHINGGGGGG
>>20248528
>>20248528Well done, but you need to go wider.
>>20247296One of the things that turned me off about DoW2 was how there was this entire fucking section in the army-painter dedicated to 'patterns', and they couldn't be fucking bothered to do anything with it for any army beyond their preshush spess muhreens.
>>20248528A-Am I allowed to like this? Because I do. And I usually find wideface creepy as fuck.
>>20238882Wait, somebody saved that crap I made? Neat.
>>20248662I don't know but I find it fucking hilarious
>>20248528So in order to link Inception in WH40k to Gone Wild and smut in general, we take a detour into the grimdark world of Meduka through Hidamari Sketch.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POjj67bIQiUExcellent.
>>20248728Me too. Especially the little WAAGH.
>>20248528>my sides
>>20249072Here you go.
Thinking about it I still want to see the tribe of grots wearing necron heads and their leader with a death mask.I know it is a terrible joke but for some reason it just seems hilarious to me
>>20248528Oh shit that's funny for some reason.
Has it got to the stage in this where there's more writefaggotry than drawfagging/tabletop rules etc?
>>20249393What tabletop rules?We have drawaffing and writefagging
>>20249431I'd just be interested to know the tabletop rules for the scraplootas
>>20249393It's always been at that stage. If you want to help with the drawfagging/tabletop rules etc, then by all means please do, because I suck at that shit and the only thing I really can do apparently is writefag and toss ideas around.>>20249431Someone wrote up a quick and dirty wargear list for Blue, but I still think Blue should herself be wargear for Tinka.
>>20248528You should think about including Blue in that 4chan fighting game you're musing about.
>>20249503How would that even work?Also, things based on 4chan are never a good idea. Ever.
>>20249617sprites the beat each other up is how it works.I don't know if there's been any updates on it since this though.
>>20249666I'd play it.
>>20249448I'd do some if I was more familiar with the Ork codex. But I don't, so this is kinda vague.As it is, I think it'd probably be an army with a focus on grots. Actual Orks are limited, like 0-1 or 0-2, something like that, and there's some kind of grot beuracrat HQ option. Grotbikes (Weaker warbikes) are Troop options, or if they're Fast Attack then they can fill a LOT in a 2K list.And then there's Boris.Boris would always occupy all 3 Heavy Support Slots, and is a mandatory choice over X points. He'd probably be an Imperator titan (Or whatever type he is, can't recall which), which can poop out either grotbikes or grots similar to a tervigon. I'd imagine a good way to represent it would be to just model the feet on a base, and measure all weapon ranges, etc, from there.
>>20249503Ultimate attack: Funstikk
>>20249777that'd be like an alternate joke weapon that's stronger than the spanner.
>>20249756Boris was a Chaos Titan.
>>20248687Well fuck yeah I did.It really isnt half bad, and I really like it for some reason.
I know you guys aren't fond of the BJags and the rivalry thing they want with us, but I felt like they needed a little love, too. And by love I mean a crushing and humiliating defeat at the hands of everyone's favorite kommando and grot pair.
”…an’ dat was da fourth time I killed a squiggoth in single combat…”Blue shifted uncomfortably in her seat. Rockeata droned on, rattling off another tale or even the same one as the last as Snekkit listened with rapt attention. This was the part she hated the most. The waiting. Scouts had killed some space marine scouts and spotted a small task force moving in on the location of their base camp, where Urtylug and Tinka were busy sorting through the loot and fixing up Boris. Snekkit had stolen the little honorary ork away when Tinka wasn’t looking for the sortie that was assembled and Blue had been more eager to tag along and krump some gits with the turret mounted on Snekkit’s broad shoulders, but she had always hated this part. Snekkit may have been able to sit still and listen to Rockeata while they waited in ambush, but Blue wanted nothing more than to shout and holler and shoot and loot like a proper ork.
>>20250132“…dat little encounta taught me ta neva leave me ammo in me back pocket…”Blue curled up into a ball on the little platform she was situated in, the leafy camouflaged tarp providing adequate shade from the sun. She tried to imagine the occasional jostling Snekkit provided was the rhythmic rumble of Boris or the gentle hum of the Loot-hava, but it just wasn’t the same. In Boris or the Loot-hava, a good fight could be days away and there was plenty of time to muck about and relax, but out here there could be fighting to be had just seconds away and the anticipation ate her up inside. She sat back up and sighed, trying not to draw to much attention to herself. Otherwise, Rockeata might live up to his name and try to give her another rock to gnaw on to ”calm her nerves”. Instead she decided to clean her various guns yet again to keep herself occupied as well as polishing Snekkit’s should armor. She even went as far as to brush and toy with his signature mohawk until Snekkit lazily swatted his hand in her direction, signaling to her that she was being a nuisance.
>>20250138“…so I looked ‘straight in da eye an’ said ‘I may be a ‘ard’eaded brute, but you’z a pansy eldar git’ an’ den I headbutted ‘im, right den and dere, and ‘is whole head jus’ splattered an’ broke ta bits like when you’z accidentally step on a grot, ‘elmet and all…”Blue sighed and fidgeted again and looked about the tree line they were hiding in. She took off her helmet, inspected it for any scuffs or smudges she could polish out and upon finding none, polished her helmet anyway and put it back on, only to repeat the process a few minutes later. She was about to start pestering the grot perched similarly upon Rockeata’s shoulders in a big fancy lookout box when a hushed whispering started filtering through the ambush party. This was it! Those stupid metal humies were about to wander right into their trap! She could hardly wait! Unlike those squishy humies or those tau gits, Space Marines always put up a fight instead of falling over in the first swing on a chainaxe. And they never cheated and got back up after you killed them like those sleepy zogging metalboys. She glanced over at Rockeata’ grot, Skopeshot, his eye trained down a minuscule orkified tau rifle that Blue had built for Rockeata at Snekkit’s earnest request, a slight grin crept onto her face.
>>20250149“Psst” she whispered, deciding to pester him anyways.“Shuts it, you. It be’s fightin time.” Was all she got in return.“Bet I’s gonna get more than you’s.” the petite blue ork taunted“Yer on”“Loser buys squigpies. Deal?”“Deal’s, you sorry excuse of’s a snotling. I likes mines nice an’ crispylike.”“That’s nice, seeing as you’ll be payin for the zoggin things.”That order of business settled, Blue turned her attention to the clearing just as the space marines rounded the bend into view. She could hardly contain her excitement as she saw them. Featherheads! They must be looking for Boris, seeing as those ones hated him something fierce. Of all the space marines to fight, these were her favorite, because they were so easy to rile up. There was a good twenty or so of them, but they were no match for the fifty strong kommandos and their uncountable amount of grots.
>>20250159---------------------------This particular detachment of the Blood Jaguars had been hunting the Scraplootas for some time now and had finally tracked them down to this planet, trying to get their hands on their quite literally infernal titan and destroy the heretical machine. Their orders had been to send forth a small task force that could quickly discover the location of the Imperator-class blight upon their chapter as well as deal with any threats the orks might throw at them. The Blood Jaguars were confident their small strike force, lead by Sergeant Huitzil, would be more than enough to deal with any straggling orks they might find, given their years of training specifically to the task of destroying the foul greenskins. But the Scraplootas were not conventional orks.They had been following the clearing made by the orks and their path of destruction for a few days now with no real presence of actual orks to be noted. The sergeant stopped, some sixth sense of his, honed by years of ork hunting on Tenocit, alerting him that something was amiss. The ground beneath them started shaking and rising, giving way to grots. By the Emperor! Dozens and dozens of grots, buried in the ground beneath their very feet! They had just barely begun to react to the new threat when the trees figuratively exploded with orks and gunfire. Damn it! Where were their scouts?! They were supposed to be running amongst the trees and covering their approach! Of course, nothing could prepare Huitzil for the sight that awaited him.
>>20250167---------------------------Blue was currently having the time of her life, as she did every time Snekkit took her out on sorties. After the digga grots had ambushed the Featherheads, everything flew into a rage around her in a cacophony of shouts and gunfire, her own voice and dakka contributing cheerily to the mix. Skopeshot was firing as quickly as he could, and quite accurately for an ork, with over half of his shots hitting their targets, and some of those even hitting somewhere important with one in particular knocking one of their beloved two-sided chainswords right out of the hand of one hapless space marine. Now that Snekkit was charging up close to tear things apart with his trusty chainaxe, it was time for Blue’s favorite part. She grabbed a device she had made to emulate Boris’s big booming voice and shouted.“OIY YA LOUSY BEAKY FEATHERHEADS! YOUR EMPRAH’S A LAZY GIT AND THAT LITTLE BORIS OF YOURS IS NOTHIN MORE THAN AN OVERGROWN METAL GROT!”
>>20250173Blue quickly put the Borisian Booma down and gripped her turret tightly. She loved taunting space marines because they didn’t even know how to yell properly and with their go-to insult being “Filthy greenskins”, they usually didn’t know how to respond to a blue ork calling their beloved emperor a git. This band was no exception, with all the remaining marines pausing for the briefest of moments before redirecting all of their efforts on reaching Snekkit and his offending grot, struggling against the green tide of grots all the way. She could even see the one helmetless one’s eye twitch and mouth froth as he uttered an endless stream of raging incoherence, punctuated by few key swears such as “YOU…YOU THIRCE HERETICAL DOUBLE XENO! I SHALL END YOU!”Blue could only giggle.---------------------------
>>20250180---------------------------Sergeant Huitzil had had more than enough! None of this was going according to plan and now one of the Scraplootas – a tau child (a CHILD!) posing as an ork, no less! – dared insult the sacred Sun-Emperor and most cherished Chapter Master in the same sentence?! Even if he were to die this day, even if he were to fail his chapter and his Emperor, he would see that this, this abomination is brought to justice! He saw his men get cut down by the hail of gunfire and grots alike, but he would not falter, for his goal was in sight. The blue blasphemer would face justice by his hand and his hand alone. Everything else, even the grots chewing and stabbing at his armor, was a blur to the Black Rage Huitzil now felt. Using the last of his momentum, he shoulder barged against the large ork his target was roosted upon with all his might, sending the ork sprawling and the tau sailing across the battlefield. Huitzil stepped forward to claim the crumpled bundle and his justice.“You do not even deserve to be sacrificed upon the altar, pitiful tau.” he said, reaching down to grasp her. She mumbled something unintelligible against the ground.“You’ll have to speak up, little tau.” he taunted once more, lifting the little Earth Caste up to face. Huitzil wanted to look her in the eye when he killed her. He wanted to enjoy the look of fear on her face and relish his last moments of life. What greeted him was the coldest stare he had seen in his life.
>>20250187“I said I ain’t no zoggin tau, zog it! I’s an ork! Always an’ foreva!”With an enthusiastic WAAAGH from the tau, Huitzil felt something sharp dig into his throat with such force that he fell flat on his arse and lost his hold the little tau girl. Sputtering and coughing blood, as he tried to dislodge the cylindrical object, he heard it begin to fizz ominously. Before Huitzil’s brain had enough time to properly assess the situation and put two and two together, it was promptly severed from his body at the neck and flung in a hundred different directions. ---------------------------Blue holstered her handkannon, dubbing it a success, and muttered a low “Lousy git” as she brushed some of the humie brain matter off of her helmet as the rest of the Scraplootas swept up the last remaining space marines. Snekkit then surprised her from behind, hoisting her up by the waist and turning her several different ways until he finally found the right combination that made it to where the lucky little grot was right side up and facing them.“Zog it, Blue! Ya ‘ad me worried! Da Big Mek woulda krumped me fer sure if I’da gone an’ wrecked ‘is favorite grot!” Snekkit fussed over Blue, licking his massive thumb and wiping it against her face, trying to clean her up to the best of his ability.
>>20250193“Knock it off ya overgrown git, I’s just fine, see? I couldn’t call meself a right proper ork if’n I couldn’t handle a stupid humie.” Blue giggled as she pushed his hand away. “’Sides, I’m lucky!”“Zoggin right you iz!” Snekkit perched his favorite grot gunna on his shoulder as they walked back to camp. “Didja see ‘is ‘ead asplode like dat?! You isn’t a weirdgrot, iz you?” “I made it happen ya git!””You IZ a weirdgrot”“Not like dat, you git! With me handkannon!”“You’z GOTTA make me wunna dose!”“Only if you loot me one of these beaky heads. They’ll look right flash on the front of the bike I’s got in tha works. Oh, and run us up next ta Rockeata! I’m hungerin for some squigpies…”It was a good day to be a Scraploota. Then again, most days are.And there you have it. I probably could've broken it up better, but I wanted to keep the flow. Now to pastebin it and post it in the BJag thread
Would you look at all this writefaggotry love. Zoggin' bootiful.The Grot sighed and shook his head, puffing slightly on his squigar. He was too short for this shit. Before him was an Ork, another one, the crude yellow paintjob on his armor did a piss-poor job of hiding the fact that he was from a different tribe. Under a slightly different light, his true colors were revealed. Red and blue, to be specific. An interloper. There were more and more of these gits recently, the Grot mused that maybe this was the universe’s way of re-establishing its will and status quo after the windfall of a fluke the Scraplootas managed to pull off. Or maybe it was only now that they were brought to his attention, that previously the grot immune system of Boris had expelled them without his knowledge.As an up and coming member of the Grotocracy, sometimes you have to knock a few heads and crack a few eggs to show you mean business. He would be doing catering for the council later, Tyranid omelets. Hopefully they didn’t kill the council, but well, if it did, that worked for him too. And there was this.“Wake ‘im up, boyz.” The Grot took the squigar out of his mouth and blew a nice large smoke ring while the other grots he had brought with him beat the Ork on the head with clubs. If it took the Ork out, more beatings would definitely bring the Ork back, right? The interloper stirred after a few minutes, and tried to reach up to touch his head, and found he couldn’t. The Grot had slashed the Ork in a few specific places so he couldn’t stand or use his arms, ten-donz the painboy called them. Not making proper preparations beforehand had given the Grot this limp of his, making him move like an old git when he still considered himself plenty young.“Oi, whut’s da meanin’ uv dis?”
>>20250205Here we go. Enjoy.http://pastebin.com/vJeL9qy7
Nice.Imma play some Gmod.
>>20250219“‘Ello, ya git.” The Grot limped over, fully dependent on the cane he had commissioned from a certain Big Mek’s grot. It seemed to just be a length of pipe, but the handle could be unscrewed to reveal a blade, a proper squigstikker. It had cost him a bunch of teef, but it really paid for itself with all of its usefulness. It was extremely sturdy so it krumped well, and could easily be used for choppin’. It just wasn’t shooty, but then again, shooty wasn’t exactly the Grot’s style. Shooty was loud and unpleasant when all you needed was a quiet word and a quick knife.“You fink you ken just waltz into my titan an’ muck up da place?” He leaned his cane on the Ork’s leg, right where the slashed tendon was. He smiled as the Ork groaned in pain. The Grot did not consider himself to be a petty Ork, but he was not above exacting revenge for his own disability on every one who pissed him off.“Where’s yer grot ‘erda. I ain’t talkin’ ta a bunch uv gitz.”“Oh, but ya will talk to us, intalopa,” the Grot savored the word, he had learned it listening in on those nice little chats the Warboss had with the Eldar git, “Ya gonna sing us a song.”“Don’t fink so. Get me yer grot ‘erda, I’ll talk wid ‘im an’ everyfin will be ‘unky-dory, you’ll see.” At which point the Ork cried out in pain as the Grot leaned even more weight on his cane, practically drawing blood with the o-ring.“No, ya git, you will talk wid us. Who sent you? Who wuz it?”“I AIN’T… GONNA… SAY NUFFIN,” the Ork was barely able to get the words out, fighting through his pain, “NUFFIN TA YOU GROTS.”
>>20250232The Grot shook his head and sighed again, flicked ash into the Ork’s face and limped back. This sort of disrespect really zogged him off. Not that he was going to show it to the Ork. Grot herder this, grot herder that, like the grot herder was the brains of the operation and not just some git who thought he was doing things right and bullying grots for no reason. The Grot took another draw of his squigar to calm down before before turning back around, “Dat’s just too bad, ya git. It’s diskri- diskrimn- diskrimin- just plain ‘ateful. We iz Orks too, just ‘cause we iz small don’t mean we ain’t important.” At least this one was a proppa Ork this time, a bunch of the other gitz had already cracked by now. The Grot gestured at his companion waiting on a grotbike to wheel over. They hooked the Ork to the back of the bike.“I ‘ope a nice long ride through da countryside will ‘elp change yer mind, if you survive.” The grots flipped the Ork over together, “I also ‘ope ya like eatin’ rocks.”“I’ll get you fer dis, ya git. I’ll go ta yer grot ‘erda and ‘e’s gonna krump ya good fer dis. I’m pra’ticully a nob!” Defiant to the last. Or maybe he just didn’t realize what was about to happen.With surprising agility the Grot jumped in front of the Ork one last time, “Listen, ya zoggin’ git. I don’t fink you unnastand. Dere iz no grot ‘erda in da Scraplootas. Sure, Fizzgutz tries an’ all, an’ we play along, but he ain’t no proppa grot ‘erder,” he blew foul smoke in the Ork’s face, “Whut you’ve seen iz a ko-ordinated effort wid grots, by grots, fer grots. No Orks involved. You wanna find da secret ta da Scraplootas an’ alla deir loot an’ fortune? Whut keeps da Titan alive an’ well? It’s us grots. Grots as far as da eye ken see. You know whut’s da secret ta us Scraploota grots?”
>>20250275The Grot pulled the Ork’s head as close to his face as possible, “WE GROTS ‘AVE NO ‘ERDA. WE ‘ERD OURSEVES.”Something short before I continue that Mr. Squig piece.
>>20250219>He was too short for this shit
>>20249464Found Blue's wargearhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20174768It's about halfway down the thread.
>>20250341Disregard the Funstikk in the gear.
>>20250219>>20250232>>20250275>>20250282I'm loving this Hitgrot. 'Ead Kounsellors come an go, but they'll always need a good Hitgrot.
>>20249756I thought the idea of a ork looted chaos tainted Imperator titan in standard games, especially as a mandatory option was pretty ridiculous. I thought that it should occupy more than 3 HS choices, now you get an extra chart over 2000 points, and that once it's mandatory you be playing apocalpse (or epic).I still didn't expect the Emperor titan datasheet to put it at 4000 points.
>>20250355Um...why? Seems about as plausible as a magnet that magically transports Mr. Squig. The rules might need to be refined, of course. Seems kinda rushed.
>>20249756Scraplootas have proper ork warbikes and stormboys, but that's about it aside from their kommandos.
>>20250381I didn't intend the unnamed Grot here to be the same grot as the Hitgrot. But they can be one and the same. As the Grotocracy is as much a corporation as a democracy as a mafia, I thought it would make sense that grots who want to be important have to do dirty work and prove their worth before they can even be considered for a position in the Grotocracy.
u fags should stop wiring shitty fanfiction and get a life lol
>>20250381I liked the first one better. But maybe that's because he didn't talk like an ork.
>>20250584Huh. He even had a cane like the grot in the picture you posted last time.>>20250611I just like that's stone cold. The nonorky accent definitely helped convey that last time, though.
>>20250604
>>20250381I'm visualizing him as the Gretchin version of Brick Top from Snatch.
>>20250604Life is your brains fanfiction of realitygtfo
>>20250638>>20250650lol you fell for it I was only pretending!!!!!mastertroll!!!!!!!!!!!
You're a gentleman and a scholar, OP.
>>20250660Lets do the timewarp again?
>>20250682It's just a step to the left.
>>20250660
>>20250694Actually, it's a jump to the left.Then a step to the right.
>>20250711then put your hands on your hips
>>20250711Oh, excuse me.Please accept this gift of peace.
>>20250732You bring your knees in tight>>20250738Not criticising, merely saying.
>>20250756>>20250756Pretty much. Funstikk is now a mythical artifact. Now we just need to let the Blood Ravens get their hands on it and destroy the Imperium once and for all.
>>20250759No, it's more about personal shame due to being corrected and watching Dr. Who? than your criticism.But thanks for your concern.
>>20238452>>20238354>fapfic>spawns detailed drawfaggotry>this beautiful comicNo, the funstikk is no longer fapfic. It is now fapCANON. OP, you're a pretty cool guy.
>>20238680>>20238669This is yet another fetishized Tau female, isn't it?...Yep. Congratulations /tg/, you have convinced me to sell off all my Tau models because every damn tau-related thing on here is either "Tau are the real good guys of 40k!" or Tau Tits. And I have no desire to be even slightly associated with the retarded average tau fan.
>>20250811its still non canon
>>20250830>>20250811Please. Both of you, dont start the giant shitstorm we just got over all over again.This includes >>20250833
>>20250830If you read it, it's actually not just fapfuel
>>20250830Actually, she's less of fetish bait and more of an innocently psychotic murderchild. Which is probably someone's fetish. Then again, orks are also someone's fetish, as the fanseer shows us.
>>20250219>>20250232>>20250275>>20250282>>20250584Pastebin up:http://pastebin.com/HcKbH8G9>>20250611>>20250636For you guys, I present this version:http://pastebin.com/7JziDSQjNow with 100% more monocles, top hats, and 100% less cockney accents.Enjoy.
>>20250833It even has rules. You can't hide from it.
>>20250833Sorry, but I'm afraid you are in no position to unilaterally decide that.There are no copyrights or anything involved here, we're down to mob rule.Ignore it like everyone ignores those sequels Matrix never got, but so long as there is support for it and the supporters are in the majority, I would think, you don't get to decide against it.Thank you and good day.
>>20250952It's still non-canon.
>>20250604Is it even possible to write fanfiction OF fanfiction?
>>20250980we need to go deeperdohohoho
>>20250952>>20250885All the while i'm warming up to the Funstikk, it's only to a certain amount.Like Sure it's fun to have it in comics for comical relief as OP made.But having a tabletop model attacking and buffing people around her with a dildo is just too over the top.
>>20251038>Over the top>40kIs dis nigga serious?
>>20250110B-but I can't into ork ears, Anon! You must understand!
>>20251080Who needs ears?
>>20251119...elves.
>>20250980Yes. I've read it.It wasn't that bad.Of course, I also read Shinji's Nightmare Cataclysm and impatiently waited for updates, so maybe my taste is off.
>>20251132Elves can go fuck themselves, space elves and all.
>>20251038Wait...We are discussing a character of our own creation. Known to a few hundred people worldwide, at best.And your main concern is running into it in your gamestore and having a feature that might be a little offensive?Sir, you might be overthinking this.
>>20250980If you ever see any 50 Shades of Faggotry fanfic, know that it started life as a Twilight fanfic.You'd be reading fanfic of fanfic of Twilight. At which point you can shoot yourself in the face because all that is super heretical.
>>20251157I'm not the one discussing it, I'm just basing it on what they said.
>>20251038But it seems hilarious enough to work perfectly.
>>20251007>we need to go deeperThe funstikk already does. You just need to crank the dial a bit.
I humbly request drawfaggotry of Blue looking adorably embarassed/angry at everyone discusding her funstikk
>>20251322I can see the scene: Tinka is holding the funstikk with few other orks around, trying to figure out usage of it, while Blue is blushing furiously in the background.
>>20251361That sounds pretty funny actually.Like a continuation of the comic. *Slightly*
>>20251361Blue would blush red, right?
>>20251322That sounds like an entertaining image, anon. Hopefully a wandering drawfag might take it up.
>>20251525Darker blue, maube
>>20251525Darker Blue, they have cobalt in their blood as it is.
>>20251553>>20251575Ok, that makes sense.
So, what's happening Scraplootas wise?Any more drawfaggotry?I bet you thought I'd say Porn
Tau have purple blood. So says the author of Codex: Tau Empire.On a related note, this is the only time I've ever seen an official - or even semi-official - source refer to Tau skin as blue. In all other cases it's bluish grey or, more commonly, just grey. Hell, in DoW, the Imperials and even the Orks call them 'greyskins'. But eh, whatcha gonna do.
>>20251777The comics are pretty much it, for now.We've yet to get any character 'portraits' for the nobs and whatnots.
>>20251795I'm gonna blueberry, that's what.>>20251777we know you meant porn anonHOLY FUCK BADERING DICK CUNTS
>>20251927Seems dem angry gits have inf-...infull...sneaked in ta Boris.we'z ded sneaky now though.
>>20252143Da scraplootas are dead sneaky indeed
>>20251777I am doing a full body pic for Snekkit as we speak. Once thats done I will try Fittz probably.
>>20252519Yay!
“Shake.”“Shake.”“C’mon, shake!”The squig looked up at its owner, head cocked to one side in confusion.“Shake, zog you, shake!”The squig rolled over, presenting its belly/chin for rubbing. Blue sighed.“You’s zoggin terrible at this, Mr. Squig”. She chided, but fed him his treat and scratched his belly anyways, much to the squig’s delight. ‘Roll over’ was about the only trick she could teach the beast, so she figured she’d reward him for it, lest he forget that one too.Maybe this just required a different approach, Blue reasoned to herself. Maybe just yelling at him until he did what she wanted wasn’t the way to go about things. Manually rolling Mr. Squig back into a standing position, Blue looked her pet right in the eyes, grabbing his face and redirecting the squiggly beast’s gaze to match hers as needed.“Look at me, My Squig – no, over here you git – now that’s a good Mr. Squig, now shake.” She grabbed one of his claws, lifting it up and down in the facsimile of a handshake. “Shaaake. That’s a good squiggly beast, just like that!” she fed him another bone to reinforce his rigorous training as she let go of his claw “Now shake for me Mr. Squig! Shake!”The squig looked up at its owner, head cocked to one side in confusion.“Zog it, you git! Shake!”Suddenly, something began to click in the small beast’s mind, and Blue could see his mental strain behind his beady little eyes.
>>20253393“You can do it, boy! Shake!”The squig raised a claw, looking down at it and at Blue’s outstretched hand, head snapping back and forth between the two objects as if to form some sort of connection between them.“That’s it, boy! You’ve got it! Now shake!”Mr. Squig suddenly jabbed his claw out to the side, far away from Blue’s hand, and began to spastically rattle his whole body back and forth, tail and tongue alike flapping with wild abandon from their respective ends. Mr. Squig was indeed shaking.Blue fed Mr. Squig the rest of the bones she had on her. That was the best zogging trick she’d ever seen.
>>20253393>>20253401My thirst for Blue writefaggotry is sated.
>>20253517>>20253401Brilliant!>>20253393Indeed.
>>20253517>>20253551I feed on feedback, so I appreciated the words of appreciation. I wanted to try to write Blue as something other than a murderous psychopath for once and this was the outcome. That and I loved the mental image of Mr. Squig dancing on one foot whenever he's told to shake.
>>20253592Blue as something other than a murderous psychopath...?that's actually kinda hard to imagine since even in the more slice-of-life-y writfaggory she's almost always killing something.
>>20254896And now she has a dancing squig. Sort of.Imagine thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hVf_vtYeVgbut from a squig.
This is the first time I've heard of any of this! Is there more writefaggotry? I get the impression I'm missing some.
>>20255001we need another drawfag who is good as making animated gifs.>>20255056it's all relatively newhttp://1d4chan.org/wiki/Scraplootas
>>20254896I like itShe is still basically a normal person but living with the orks means that she sees killing things as entertainment
>>20247296Huh, we sort of hiveminded here. Totes rocking some purple on my guys too. Basically, I'd go for black and brown leather, yella metal and plates, blue tatoos, and purple trim on whatever needs it.Blue complements yellow, but I find that it looks awkward paired up with orky greens.
>>20256040>Blue complements yellow, but I find that it looks awkward paired up with orky greens.Same. That's why I gave them shiny metal. In my mind, it's because Blue is always polishing their armor, so they're all extra shiny.
I really need to lay off the writefaggotry. I think I have a problemZielt hated his job. He often believed that he had died whilst unconnected to his soulstone at some point in his long life and this was Slannesh’s way of torturing and toying with him, for there was no greater torment the Warlock could imagine than being the personal aide of Farseer Vaedrisa. Even in her absence, their ork obsessed leader never failed to infuriate Zielt. For some reason or another (there was always something wrong when it came to that one!), Vaedrisa had become mopey and depressive over the past few days, with her presence on the bridge of their craftworld limited to her wandering onto the bridge aimlessly with her hair unkempt, unbraided and frizzy, sighing obnoxiously, and then wandering off again to parts unknown. Now Zielt had been perfectly content to let her mope, a few short doses of the infuriating Farseer being far preferable to her constant presence, but as her personal aide, the other Eldar were beginning to look to him to fix the whole mess.“Aren’t you going to go talk to her?” a Pathfinder by the name of Xilloc asked, finally addressing the squiggoth in the room after yet another dynamic entry and exit by their disheartened Farseer.“And what sort of Warp-infested monstrosity would have possessed me for me to do such a thing” Zielt responded in classic Zielt form.“You’re the one she likes talking to the most. That’s all I’m saying.” the Pathfinder countered.“And I do not enjoy talking to her. This is an utter victory for me.”“Then why do you keep doing it?” Xilloc shrugged. “You could just keep your mouth shut about the whole ork issue and let our dear Fanseer’s little hobby slide if you really hated it that much.”
>>20256093“Because I enjoy being right, Xilloc. And I would hardly call chasing a band of filthy greenskin brutes across the galaxy in a desperate bid to court their affections ‘a little hobby’. This is the first time in over a century I have awoken without a perpetual headache and I am going to relish every moment of this prosperous bounty I have been gifted, not squander it for their sake of a Pathfinder’s sensitivities.” Zielt responded smugly.“Oh Isha, here he goes again…” the veteran Ranger rolled his eyes“And what exactly is that supposed to mean?! You wouldn’t understand! You are not trapped within your own craftworld with the woman! You are at least afforded the respite of fresh air and a walk planetside!” Zielt snapped back.
>>20256101“Right, right, the grandiose agony of our brave, valiant Warlock knows no end. Truly, to be Zielt is to know naught but eternal suffering!” Xilloc gesticulated melodramatically as he continued his sarcastic rant “You want to know the extent of my ‘respite’? Rooting through the garbage of those ‘band of filthy greenskin brutes’ for anything of value like some sort of scurrilous Mon’keigh! That’s right, I trained for centuries to attain the noble rank of Pathfinder, only to become a glorified scavenger. And let me tell you, brave Zielt, if you think what the greenskins keep is disgusting, wait until you see what they leave behind. Why, I remember one time I stepped in what I pray to every piece of Khaine was a pile of squig droppings and was unfortunate enough to discover a discarded mug ‘upgraded’ in standard ork fare amongst the droppings. Now, I was not about to go anywhere near such…absolute sewage until I heard Vaedrisa’s voice echoing through my head, informing to recover the blasted thing, because clearly it was a great relic that would prove vital in the further understanding of our unwitting pawns. That’s right, our wise and powerful Farseer extended her mind and soul across the cosmos, invaded my head, and ordered me to recover a filth encrusted cup that not even an ork deemed worthy of keeping. And you want to know what I did? I. Did. My. Warp. Damned. Job. I didn’t complain, I didn’t argue, I just grabbed the damned thing and tried to touch it as little as possible during the remainder of my reconnaissance. I think Vaedrisa keeps the wretched thing in her room and drinks out of it now.”“Why did they throw the mug away? I thought their Warboss collected the things…” Zielt gulped, feeling himself cowed into a verbal corner once more.
>>20256111“Why does he collect them in the first place? Why did those Freebooterz loot that titan instead of stripping it down and building a gargant? Why did they adopt a tau for Eldrad’s sake?! Because they’re orks! Nothing they do makes anything approaching sense. You should know this by now.”“Y-Yes, well–”“Well nothing! Do you, in your wisdom as infinite as your dreaded suffering, know WHY exactly I do my job without complaint?” Xilloc challenged“You’re going to tell me anyways, aren’t you?”“Of course I’m going to tell you, you Mon’keigh brained oaf! I root through sewage so disgusting that even the filthiest, smelliest species in the entire galaxy considers it garbage for Vaedrisa because, despite how humiliating and repulsive my task is, it is better than fighting and potentially dying. Tell me, how many times have you had to ready yourself for war since we’ve associated ourselves with this orkish tribe?”“W-Well–”“Exactly. Now tell me, what do you think would happen if our beloved Farseer stopped being a Fanseer and decided to cut ties with her beloved Scraplootas?”“Well, we would undoubtedly have to fight our own battles.”
>>20256121“Finally, the grand Warlock sees. Now I don’t know what your incomprehensible intuition is telling you, but I do not believe we have the numbers to mount a strong offensive, nor do we seem to have the luck those orks seem to possess, if your incessant griping is anything to go by. Say what you will about our Farseer and her…idiosyncracies, but she does the best job I have ever seen keeping the craftworld out of combat. Now, are you going to go talk Vaedrisa out of her little depression or are you going to continue to be a stubborn idiot and ready your Witch Blade for the inevitable war?” Xilloc challenged “Either way, you better get going, either to Vaedrisa’s room or to the armory.”“I...should go.” Zielt muttered, defeated once more.“Whatever.” Was all the unhappy Warlock got in return.Zielt slunk down the hallways skulked down the halls of their craftworld, nursing his thrashed ego. Why did he have to be the one to fix everything? Why did he have to be the one to suffer through the Farseer’s tomfoolery? Probably because he was the only one who could, Zielt reasoned. That’s right, everyone else was too spineless to object to Vaedrisa’s folly, it was Zielt and Zielt alone who had the mental fortitude to act as the craftworld’s intellectual compass! Bolstered with newfound purpose, Zielt gingerly knocked on the door to the Farseer’s private quarters. He could have sworn he heard her shout “What’s so special about her that I don’t have?!” before going immediately silent, but the door was thick and her voice muffled further by what he presumed to be a pillow.
>>20256134“You do not have permission to enter, Zielt.” her words now clear but dreadfully cold, especially so for Vaedrisa.Ignoring the fact that he never even announced it was he, Zielt pressed on. “Farseer, if I may be so bold as to request your counsel, we must discuss the future of the craftworld.”“I am in no state to make such judgments, Zielt. I am not even able to discern the motives of simple orks.”Zielt sighed. He knew what he must do, but that didn’t mean he had to like it. “That’s because the orks are nothing more than foul savages. Dumb brutes that don’t even have the good graces to follow instinct beyond indiscriminate killing. The entire craftworld over would be much better off if we disentangled ourselves from such animals as hastily as possible.”Zielt stood in a brief silence, wondering what the severity her reaction would be. He then heard the sounded of determined footsteps, the snapping of clasps, and finally, the smooth rush of the doors to her quarters gliding open. There stood Farseer Vaedrisa, hair braided perfectly, adorned in immaculate wraithbone, and her face a mask of professionalism, framed flawlessly by her glasses.
>>20256137“Shortsighted thoughts like those, my dear Zielt, are why you are but a Warlock and I am the Farseer. The orks are a valuable tool for us to use and exploit, so long as we can understand them. I know, you claim there isn’t much TO understand, but that is where you are wrong. There is most certainly, as the orks themselves are wont to put it, a certain ‘brutal cunning’ to these strange peoples. First and foremost, we must examine your most fallacious statement wherein you proclaim that orks are ‘dumb brutes that don’t even have the good graces to follow instinct beyond indiscriminate killing’. To this I offer the most glaringly obvious counterpoint: the tau. The next area of inquiry the craftworld must investigate is the ‘Blue’, as they have come to call the young child.”“The tau? Are you sure about this?” Zielt was beginning to have second thoughts.“Without a shadow of a doubt.” Vaedrisa responded confidently without missing a beat. “After all, she is the one thing that the Scraplootas have not ‘indiscriminately killed’, as you so eloquently put it.”Zielt sighed once more and followed his Farseer. He reminded himself of Xilloc’s words. As painful as this was, it was less painful than a bolter round to the chest.“Oh, and one more thing.” Vaedrisa added, still striding confidently without deigning back to look at her aide. “Thank you. Had it not been for your immensely ignorant and foolish advice, I may not have ever seen the solution that rests so clearly before me now.”Zielt grinned despite himself and his impending suffering. He supposed it couldn’t really be called a vacation if it was permanent.Aaaand that's all folks
I kinda want to see the Scraplootas vs. the Pretty Marines.
>>20256259Heh. His powersword's limp.
>>20256273Well of course, he's looking at orks, not other spahss muranes.
I fixed up the (lack of) descriptions for Snekkit and Rockeata on the wiki. Feel free to tell me anything I did wrong.
>>20256144so is this a prequel to http://pastebin.com/6FLS5kip then?
>>20256144Nice. Is the wordplay with his name intentional?
>>20256545That's what I was going for. Vaedrisa went through a post-"rejection" depression before devoting herself to being a creepy stalker who puts her entire craftworld into potential danger just to mindfondle a little tau girl.>>20256559My response of "What wordplay on whose name" probably answers that question. I was just pulling an Eldarish sounding name out of my ass.
>>20256592So that's a no.Zielt is coincidently the third person, singular, present, indicative of 'zielen', to aim.The name would thusly translate to '[he who] aims'.I thought it might be intentional as he certainly acted with a distinct aim when facing his farseer.But it sounds properly eldar-ish to me in any case.Again, good work.
>>20256748...In German, that is.Goddamnit. Forgive me, it's stopping to be late and getting progressively early over here.
>>20256748>>20256808Huh, that's really neat. Now if only he had been the Pathfinder. Oh shit, I just did a pun in a language I know next to nothing about. Next thing I know I'm gonna be writing entire character backstories in fluent German. Did OMH choose me as he next vessel? I'm scared
>>20256852so what you're saying is... it's time for otherworldly forces to derail this thread?Personally I've been wanting to see a pic with /tg/-tan and all of the notable /tg/ OCs together in it.Dunno how it'd work since Commissar Fuklaw, Cultist-chan, and Blue would all need to be in it, together, as well as Old Man Henderson and Sir Bearington, but that's what I'd like to see.
>>20256852>>20256808>>20256748That's awesome,It comes across to me like the one who spots how crazy it all is and mentions it
>>20256926These threads have been nothing but a series of rapidly escalating and increasingly amazing derails with a few minor dips in between.>>20256936Well, I have been writing stories about a psychopathic murderchild and her gruesome adventures for half of today, so I'd say I'm a fair shake away from sanity. Whatever, may the warp take me as it comes.
>>20257008Bah, embrace the WAAAAAAGH it'll knock those wary gubbinz right out of your head and lead to more awesome
>>20257008I'm not going to push the issue. I'd probably have to ask in /co/ for something like that to be drawn anyway.this thread is nearing the bump limit, so I'd rather steer it a little back on track by asking how many years Blue has been with the Scraplootas.
>>20257028But OMH is the WAAAGH>gives no fucks about allies or ally casualties>usually ends up blowing shit up or burning/smoking it>has a tenuous grasp on reality>kills elder gods because he has nothing better to do>>20257061>how many years Blue has been with the Scraplootas.Yes.
>>20257088>Yes.As good as answer as anyand while on the subject of OMH, this came into existence today because of himhttps://images.4chan.org/co/src/1344553569577.jpg
>>20257147Holy shit.You just linked to an image uploaded on 4chan.You didn't even like, >>> to the post. Or re-upload.You straight up posted a link.I like you.
>>20257088What if OMH was gork and/or mork taking humie form?He decided that when he died he would go out with the biggest zoggin explosion ever because that's dead orky and it leaves the question of did he die or just take off into the warp to keep on krumpin gits?
>>20257188I don't want to post it unless it's in the next uncut retelling of the whole story of OMH thread, whenever that will be.>>20257190he actually managed to win being reincarnated as Eli Burning in another game.http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Old_Man_Henderson
>>20257234Yeah I know that but I prefer this explanation.Mainly because his reincarnation was a bit less crazy but a lot more just as plannedAlthough I suppose that is the kunnin part coming through
>>20257266the reincarnation also jumped into a portal to another dimension along with the reincarnated Hastur, where they went from there is anyone's guess.
>>20257318To ADVENTURE!And lootin and krumpin gits
>>20257318You guys remember Boxcar Joe the Magic Hobo?That might be OMH's reincarnation.
>>20257461WHM made it VERY clear that they weren't the same person and he couldn't even claim credit for Boxcar Joe since he was being played by multiple people at the same time, unaware of his existence elsewhere.
>>20257461Nah WHM mentioned they were two different charactersI asked him about it when he did the story time for the reincarnationI wonder when we will get more of the full story of OMH done, seeing it in glorious detail is awesome
>>20257147>As good as answer as anyShe goes full ork after a handful of months. Anything beyond that doesn't much matter, I presume.>and while on the subject of OMH, this came into existence today because of himAmazing.>>20257461OMH = GorkBJMH = Mork
>>20257488I thought he only gave a summary and cliff notes for the reincarnation thus far.
>>20257488He sort of story timed it and gave some expanded cliff notes for cool bitsI asked him about it then
>>20257567you mean during that "Director's Cut Part 2" thread?
>>20257624No during a follow up to the reincarnation thread he didI haven't spoken to him in the directors cut threads simply because I only found them at the end
>>20257640is it on suptg? (I don't see it)I'll add that stuff to the wiki page if you show me where they are.
>>20257688I don't know if it was ever archived, not even sure what it would have gone under since most of the WHM stories get randomly archived it seems
>>20257981well it's certainly not listed under the Waffle House Millionaire or Old Man Henderson tags.oh well, guess I'll have to wait for whenever he decides to story time the whole thing.And no one has still ever drawn OMH with the stuffed parrot, Rupert, on his shoulder.
>>20258063>And no one has still ever drawn OMH with the stuffed parrot, Rupert, on his shoulder.I'm still waiting on that Snekkit art from >>20252519, but oh well. You can't rush art and all that Jazz. I'm just glad we aren't bickering amongst ourselves. The other homebrew chapters kinda scare me.
>Dat story how Urtlylug and Tinka became bros
>>20258538I love that one.>dat story of how Boris became BorisWe may be lacking in drawfaggotry, but we've got loads of neato writefaggotry.
>>20258324you mean the Angry Marines and the... whatever the hell the other ones are?>>20258324it's been at least a year.anyway, this thread won't last for much longer.
>>20258601Bloody kittens?The nightmares don't seem to argue much but they are pretty well done for fleshing out
>>20258638You mean the BlowJobs? Last I checked the thread, they were arguing about whether or not SoBs were misogynist. NOPE'd the fuck out of that one. They seem to have really got their death world fleshed out, though.
>>20258695Yeah, I contributed a few parts for that but really once they got into the misogynist SoB I hoped the fuck out as wellI do that whenever they get onto something retarded they think is great like the thousand trials of let's kill our own guys or plants that shoot natural toxin grenades that our initiates have to collect
>>20258805Apparently one of them didn't take to kindly to Blue killing a random sergeant either.>Blue's face when angry BJags or any of the other people trying to loot/kill herI have to admit, though, toxin grenade plants sound pretty sweet. Making people collect them is pants on head retarded, but the base idea of angry plants is always a fun one. Maybe that's just my fondness for Bastion talking.
>>20258887They wanted us to have a rivalry in the first place so they can complain if nameless characters die horribly
>>20258958Dude took a fucking mini-rocket to the throat and then his head exploded. Nigga went out like a goddamn champ if you ask me.They also were disturbed by all the hyperviolence, a caveat I found particularly amusing, given these are fucking orcs.Shit, my favorite thing about the Scraplootas is that they're 50% cheesy 80's sitcom, 50% cheesy 80's Saturday morning cartoon, and 50% slightly disturbing ultraviolence (Orks get three halves because they can't into math)I imagine their theme song sounding like some sort of hilarious mix of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whxcq4I0kAoandhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQUeQOIlcDM
>>20258887Well I didn't mind the idea of toxic plants but taking a plant which was set as a basis for their industry due to it's ability to leech toxins and heavy metals from the trees they grew on in a symbiotic relationship then turning them into air burst frag grenades seemed a bit stupidIf it had been other plants in the jungle then it would have been all good
>>20259062Agreed, he died through sneakiness and the reason the scraplootas won was sneakiness.They don't even fight and win through direct combat because quite simply it would destroy them. And even with the hit and run tactics they lose boys because they don't stay in one place long enough to build up a more reasonable force.
By the way, I updated/altered Blue's wiki page a little, as a lot of the info was out of date. Feel free to adjust it as you see fit.
