HARDER, BUTLER, SWAGGIER, FASTER.Into every generation a Butler is born: one man in all the world, a Chosen One. He alone will wield the swag and skill to catch the ladies, dames, and the armies of bitches; to get into their hearts and to add them to the family.He is Hayate, The Combat Butler.>ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen/order/asc/-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-Some time after midnight,You wake up with a jolt in the middle of the pile.You don't know why, but you're sweating and your heart-rate is up.Susan, who was across the bed next to Yuki, notices this and also wakes up."What's wrong?" She asks as she sits up in cute catprint pajamas."I... I dunno.""Must be indigestion or something... just go back to sleep.""yeah.. yeah i guess you're right. Goodnight.""Goodnight."As you settled back into your pillow, you still can't shake the feeling of dread that overwhelmed you>sorry for being late>I hate mondays, and mondays hate me.
>>20200776They cloned us or something.Comeon complications in ZnT dimension! Comeon elf terrorists!
>>20200776God's in his heaven, all's right with the world.Do your worst LG.
Day break.As if on cue, you and Susan wake up at exactly the same time.Taking her outstretched hand, the two of you teleport out of the pile."damn, I missed how convenient that was."You say as you get ready to prepare breakfast."So, what time are you jumping out?" your twin asks"8.. I think.""Need to take anything with you?""Naw. I think I have everything prepared." you answer as the two of you head into the kitchen.DO YOU REALLY HAVE EVERYTHING PREPARED?
>>20200776The boom goddess was not pleased at the lack of letter
>>20200826was there some food we we're planning on taking? we don't need much since we're just going to arrive, sign some paperwork, and escort them home, right?
>>20200826Uhh... Prepare a large batch of molotov.
>>20200819>Challenge accepted, dear lookout.Damn it Lookout. Don't taunt the GM!
>>20200826Just in case something happens, make sure that we're fully up on all potions.We were going to take some cookies we baked last night, so don't forget those.And I can't think of anything else.
>>20200860You have some cookies and sweets you are taking with you.
>>20200826Do a quick check of everything.We have the goodies basket, our watch fixed, robo Meido being fixed by Hakase, built the pond and hive.Maybe do some potions etc for when we arrive and see if the loli brigade wanted to do anything in regards to welcoming Nanoha homeAlso check our possessions to ensure nothing is missing or forgotten, have kraus do a scan of our things
>>20200860were planning.can't into english tonight.is anyone else in the family coming or is it just Hayate?
>>20200776>overwhelming dreadmy bet is we leave, then A-tan shows up with her entourage right afterwards.thats when shit hits the fan.
>>20200877Were being breifed first right? I sure hope we pay attention.
Allah Allah Jihad Jihad?Muhammad Jihad?
>>20200893Just Hayate.We need to get briefed by Mike on what diplomatic things we need to do while there.
>>20200900didn't you guys die a while ago?damn we missed one.
>in b4 we had some arbitrary thing like talk to the doctor or figure out data manipulation with stahl or see shinji or something today
>>20200900Hail noble Muslim! We had grown concerned that you had gotten into trouble. Tell me did your travels go well?
>>20200931Nah it's moved to monday.I think were good for once.Lets contact Mike and see what needs doing.
Oh, hey, did Trude decide on whether she was moving in or not?Mio and Erica were working her over pretty hard.
>>20200962Check the bed?
You check on the baskets of cookies and pastries you were taking with you. Luckily, neither Lucchhinni nor Shirou broke in during the night to eat them.As you have quickly grown accustomed to, you also check your supply of potions.You still have half the pot of Moonlight, your most powerful curative.A lot of Healing Blue..A good quantity of Slider.An equal amount of Rebounder.And a vial of Lady Luck. [your original vial, still unused]Your Molotov supplies, the potion you used the most, was running a little low.You work quickly to fix that and prepare your self a small cask of the explosive mixture.This done, you contact Mike as you move to help Susan prepare breakfast.'Hey Mike, what time was I supposed to be at the Stargate again?''Meet me before 8.' He answers 'I still need to brief you on certain things you need to do.''Okay man. Thanks.'------------------------------------------------------------Breakfast, the girls, sans Mio and Erica, are gathered at the table.Ursula, the twin that always wakes up earlier, asks you,"Anything you want us to do while you're away Hayate?"
>>20201014Ask them if they're planning on throwing Nanoha coming home thing.
>>20201014"Be very careful, I'm still on edge about that incident with my father. I want you all to be very careful, and keep an eye open for trouble... or even people who look just like me. If by chance my parents were to show up make sure they are promptly detained and interrogated."
>>20200943derka derka allah Muhammad jiahd derka derk
>>20201014Smile. "Nothing more than I ever want from you; be happy."
>>20201014Ask if they'd like to get a small 'Welcome Home' event for Nanoha readied.Also, where's Mio and Erica?
>>20201014Just make sure Hakase hasn't modified the robot that we foundLets ask Mio and Erica >>20200962
>>20201066Ah! I see! Well I know that Camels can be unruly sometimes. It's too bad to hear about your cousin though, he was a good honest man.My prayers are with you, friend.
>>20201014"Nothing more than I ever want from you; just be happy.""You can be very corny at times you know.." She answers with a blush."I know... So uh, where's Mio and Erica?""Still in bed." Hina tells you with a wry smile, somewhat disapproving of those two's behavior.[ ]wake them up[ ]let them wake up on their own.
[x]wake them upGive them a kiss goodbye if it's near 8 or so.
>>20201210[x]wake them up
>>20201210[x]wake them upTrude did entrust Mio to us, after all.
rolled 33 = 33>>20201210Wake them up before we go.They would be mad otherwisePre emotive roll to avoid LESBIANS
>>20201210"let me go and wake them up then." you tel her as you take your leave from the table.In the bedroom, you see a pair of lumps under the sheets. Both girls are still sound asleep it seems.As you pulled off the sheets to wake them up, you find that the lumps were nothing more than bunched up pillows.It's a trap.'FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!' you scream in your head as the closet's door is flung open."Good morning dear wife...""Mornin' teacakes."Erica, with skill and and precision of an experienced soccer player kicks a pillow on the floor, making the door closed."How about our morning kisses...?" The tow jump you like lions pouncing on a gazelle.------------------------------------------------half an hour later, the three of you head out to the dining room.
>>20201336Erica and Mio, trolling us together. What have we done?
>>20201367we have found the promised land.
Back at the table, you ask Mio and Erica, now both satisfied even before eating, how things went with Trude."Oh, she's still being obstinate." Erica tells youto which Mio adds, "Indeed... We will have to advertise more aggressively.""Just... Oh, I don't know, don't piss her off too much."The two feint innocence, and Erica tells you."When did we ever do that?"------------------------------------------------------------------With breakfast over, you go on a quick walk around the resort to check if everything is in order.The gardens, under Lo's and Souseiseiki's care, are flourishing.The beach, with jack stationed there is well kept and protected.The house itself, under J's impeccable watch, is perfect.With Raul and Dan on security detail, everything seems good that morning.ANYTHING YOU NEED TO DO BEFORE YOU GO?>if not we skip to the stargate
Check the tree. If we have time, make a quick stop by and visit Ryu
>>20201437say a quick prayer for a safe, uneventful journey.
>>20201437Tell Ichika that we believe in him, and that he shouldn't fear the future. Then Souske the same thing.
>>20201437Have a bath.We need to go at our best to pick up nano
>>20201437Nah, let's do this.
>>20201437Let's pick up that bit of green residue on that fragment of glass; we still need to analyze it.If we have the time, stop by Ryuu's.
>>20201466>>20201473Do this but during the skip.
Hey you American hit Mars. How about that.
rolled 19 = 19Fuck right we hit mars.The hell did your country do today?
>>20201529Well I went and punched out Jupiter but I didn't want to steal your thunder
>>20201529Umm.. well we tried asking you nicely to pay for the softwood lumber you "bought" from us. Seriously it's over $5 Billion dollars you owe us now. And what did you do? You took a trip to Mars just to dodge us.
>>20201529Fucked Venus and Eris. At the same time.Thanks for distracting Mars, BTW.
>>20201617>>202015295 billion dollars is two Curiosity landings. We would have been there before you, if you had payed us our lumber money.
>>20201617But... Mars is awesome.
rolled 73 = 73Bah, you guys just as happy as I am, just hiding.Anyway, moments over. Back to life as usual.
>>20201464As you took a bath to get ready for your departure, you decide to 'pray' for an uneventful journey for some reason,Now as said before, not really being a religious man, you never did do much of this 'prayer' thing and you had no real idea how to or to who you should pray to.'God... or any of you magic cloud wizards out there, I ask you to protect my family while I'm away today. I know I've not really prayed to any of you much, but at-least give me this. Just keep them safe. And if you don't... To hell with you.'-------------------------------------------------------------------You arrive at the Stargate's vault to find Mike standing there with other Bureau personnel all waiting to jump out."There you are kid. And here I was thinking you weren't gonna come."He pulls you to a corner of the large room and begins to give you a quick briefing."First, take this." he hands you a small package wrapped in brown paper."hand this over to Old Osmond, the academy's headmaster, as discretely as possible. Tell him Mike sends his regards."
He then gives you a blue folder, inside, a small stack of papers."Then, get him, and the girl's field instructor, to sign these and leave them each a copy of every thing inside.""now when you get there, there might be some formal bullshit going down, most likely a banquet or something, they love those, so just go with the flow I guess.""Also, they might ask you for a demonstration of your abilities, they did that last time with me, and have you show off to their students... so be ready for that.""Beardy is a weird one, just play along with his whims and everything should be fine...""oh and Finally, I hope you remember that this is a Bureau sanctioned trip. Please remember to conduct yourself as best as you can and not do anything that would put the Bureau in negative light. You are going as our representative after-all.""Okay Mike, I'll remember that.""Great. three girls okay? THREE. No more, no less." "I know, Mike, I know." you chuckle."Good. Now wait for your turn to jump... I'm up soon."WAITING...WAT DO?
>>20201647Im certain it's worth it, I mean there is that dragon on Mars.
>>20201706Find the Dude.He did say he was jumping out today as well
>>20201706. . . I see a loophole.We just need to bring back WOMEN.
>>20201706Get a tad bit excited, I mean this is the second time were going to a new dimension, and we are going to see Nanoha after a moderate amount of time.
Last-minute check with Mike; see if there's anything else he wants us to do while we're there. >MEANWHILE, ACROSS THE METAVERSE...>ARGLBLARGLGLGLPHHH
>>20201732What about traps? They don't count as girlsOr animals we hatted?
>>20201732Do you want to leave Vita behind?Or Madoka?
the wretched body demands rest.good night gents, and good luck.and keep in mind, a lot can change in even so short a space as two weeks time.
>>20201706Look around, see who else is going.
>>20201758You're a little late. Now it's more like.>MEANWHILE, ACROSS THE METAVERSE. . .>SIZZLES
>>20201787He means bring back the three girls, as well as some grown women.
YOu find a quite spot to wait, getting a little excited about the prospect of not only seeing Nanoha again but also being able to see a new Dimension.From what Mike says, the place should be a majaik aware society, you begin to wonder what marvelous things you could find there.As you stood there, leanings against a wall, watching operatives jump through the gate to destinations unknown, the Dude approaches you."Hey Kid. You seem... constipated? no wait... excited. What's up?""I just can't wait to see Nano again.""I see, I see. Well, i think Mike gave you a briefing already... So there's nothing much I can say huh. Oh well there's maybe one thing. Beardy is a tricky cunt, don't accept any favors or requests from him.""You know him too?" you ask The Dude."I trained under him long ago when he used to be an instructor here.""I see.. well, I'll take your advice."Another operative jumps and the gate is reset."hey, it's your turn now... Good luck."The Dude says with a pat on your back.You walk up the ramp to and wait until the weird sensation of the gate sucking you in occurs.
And nobody thought to leave a formal request with Mike or the Family to be on the lookout for two individuals claiming to be our parents?I find your lack of paranoia disturbing, /tg/.
>>20201902Susan is still there, and since she's still us, she will be paranoid enough.
>>20201902see>>20201064I tried but nobody listened.
We need to go find cogbeards niece once we get back.Get some of dwarf added to our diet
>>20201866>Beardy is a tricky cunt, don't accept any favors or requests from him.Gotta be careful of this. I can tell it's going to be trouble.
>>20201902We're a bureau operative. Our parents have absolutely no power over us in the bureau dimension.
>>20201935But what if they cloned us?
>>20201935Yes, but this is THEM we're talking about. The drinkers of our despair and the source of our torment. The sub-human things that subjected young Hayate to such things that it makes people want to Exterminatus entire realities after hearing a fraction of what there is to tell.One wrong move, one moment's weakness, and they will eat our unhappiness.
>>20201929Our family and familliars are already on alert for people who are claiming to be our family.And really if they did turn up our collection of women would only be keeping them alive to prolong their suffering
You find yourself in the courtyard of some castle or fortress.In front of you a tall tower stretches out into the sky as 5 smaller ones hold up the corners of pentagonal walls.There was no fanfare, no celebration.Not even some sort of welcoming committee.It was just you alone in that wide empty space.WAT DO?
>>20201706>>20201866Who is Beardy? I thought it was just a nickname for Osmond, but now I'm not sure.
>>20201996Have Kraus scan the area, and see if he can contact the Devices of Nanoha, Madoka, and Vita.
>>20201996Rock back and forth on our heels whistling until something happens.
>>20201996Well, that looks like an impressive building. That's probably where all the people are. Hop on a saucer, take a look at the area we arrived in to make sure we didn't miss a welcoming committee, then make for the gigantic castle building thing.
>>20201996Look around some, go to the biggest building, if we see anyone ask where the head master can be found.
>>20202005No, I, at least, want to surprise Nanoha with our arrival. Contact their superior.
>>20202005This seems to be a fairly standard plan.I'd be a little more aggressive about things if there was any sign of a disturbance or a problem.
>>20202027We can ask Raging Heart to keep it a secret.
>>20201996Scan for devices. Brace for ambush.
>>20202005"Kraus, can you run a scan for the girls' devices? or maybe find anyone we could talk to or report to?""ON IT ASSBLASTER."Minutes pass, still no one is coming out to meet you.You don't like this, you don't like this one bit."THERE. THAT TOWER. I FOUND THE ANGRY RED ONE." Kraus tells you."Vita?""YEAH. THE ONE THAT WANTED TO CRUSH YOUR BALLS.""And what about Nanoha?""SHE MIGHT NOT BE IN RANGE. I CAN'T FIND HER DEVICE."[ ]Wait for someone to come out. [call attention to yourself][ ]Go to Vita[ ]Find Nanoha
>>20202176[x]Go to VitaI'm not liking this.They knew we were coming. They should be here.
>>20202176[x]Go to VitaLets not take chances here. We might just be being paranoid, but I'd rather be paranoid than dead.
>>20202176Go to Vita.Let us find the red brained one
I can't imagine the most painful way in which you might die, so just fucking die.These threads make me want to claw my eyes out with a rusty coathanger. Spam is too good a word for this homogeneous shitwad that is spewing forth from my monitor screen.Please choke on your own vomit and die.
>>20202176[x] Go to VitaThank god we have Kraus.
>>20202207>I want to claw my eyes>choke on your own vomit and die.Mmmm that sounds hot, want to get together sometime?
>>20202176Go to Vita. Better someone we can ask questions of and get answers than go on a wild goose chase.
>>20202176[x]Go to VitaSomething horrible might have happened.Or it could just be a test.>>20202207I'M HAVING FUN AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME
>>20202176Go, it's a lead.
Wasting no more time, You head towards the tower where Vita was.As you climbed the steps inside, you finally found the first signs of people.Teenagers, none that seemed older that you, stared at you and whispered to each other, as you made your way up."THERE. THAT DOOR." Kraus tells you as you reach one of the highest levels.You push the door open to find Vita dressed casually, sitting on the bed."You? Why are you here?" She asks as she sees you walk in."Err.. surprise? Actually I've been sent by the Bureau to pick you up.""Y-you.. Why... You're late! You're late... It's been f-four..."**ROLLEM**>1d3>will tally the results
rolled 2 = 2>>20202332comeon years...
rolled 3 = 3>>20202332"Late? I can't be late, it's been two weeks since I saw you and Nanoha and Madoka off."
rolled 2 = 2>>20202332Four weeks? It's been two weeks back at the bureau
rolled 2 = 2>>20202332Hoping for minutes hours daysExpecting weeks months years
rolled 2 = 2>>20202332I'm scared
rolled 2 = 2>>20202332YEARS?!
>>20202353>>20202361>>20202365>>20202367>>20202370All dem 2'sLooks like months it is
rolled 1 = 1>>20202332Come on 4 days
>>20202332That decides it. If we're as late as I think we might be, we're going to kill someone when we get back.
rolled 2 = 2>>20202332ROLLING
>all dem twos"Four weeks. You're late for four weeks! Did the stargate break? Did they forget we were here? Goddamn!""Four weeks?""Yes, Four weeks. Do I have to hammer it into your head?""No... But I.. I think I need to talk to whoever's in-charge here."[ ]Ask to see Nanoha[ ]Ask to see the headmaster[ ]other
>>20202605[x]Ask to see NanohaNanoha first.
>>20202605[x]Ask to see NanohaShe's probably beside herself with worry, and we need to make sure that as the Bureau representative, the Trainees are alright before we talk with the local government.
>>20202605Ask about Nanoha, ask to meet headmaster/field supervisor.
>>20202605"Are...are you serious?"fist, visibly shaking in barely controlled rage, "Let me get this straight - they left MY Nano here for FOUR WEEKS longer than she had to be?!"all shaking stops, complete control. "I'm going to stab someone when I get back. I might murder them. I haven't decided yet."
>>20202645We're not insane. Stop that.
>>20202605[x]Ask to see the headmasterThat's just unsettling.
>>20202645No, we're not an emotion-ridden idiot.We have far more self-control than that.
>>20202645No. We are not psychotic.
[x] Nanoha, naturally,
>>20202605[x] NanoThe reason we came here was for her, anyway. Figuring out what the hell happened can wait.
>>20202605>[ ]Ask to see the headmasterMuch as we may like to see Nanoha, we are here in an official capacity."I don't know what to tell you, Vita. I'm a last minute stand-in, when they couldn't find anyone else to come pick you up."
>>20202605[x]Ask to see Nanoha"What in the actual fuck...." facepalm.
>>20202721Yes, but shouldn't we confirm the status of the Trainees before sign any documents?
>>20202735That would be part of talking with the headmaster.
We totally didn't bring enough homemade sweets...
>>20202721Two words: "fuck that".Our priority is to bring these three back. We don't even know where Nanoha is, so we need to find her anyway. Oh, and Madoka too.
LG, as I know you like Bromont thread...new Bromont Thread on /tg/, that is all.Oh and also [x] Nanoha
rolled 46 = 46"But before that... I think I'd like to see Nanoha first. Where is she?""She's out in the mountains... She's been there a lot after she found out they couldn't contact the Bureau.""How is she?" you asked the red haired one."Not good... She's been spending less time with us and more and more time alone" She answers a bit sadly."Do you need me to take you to her?" she asks."No... I think, I think I have to do this alone..."You hand her the baskets of goodies you brought with you, asking her to share them with their friends here."Just don't eat them all yourself okay?" You say, trying to make light of the whole situation."OF COURSE I WON'T!" she says angrily as she opens one of them.You fjump out the window and put on your strikers.**ROLL TO FIND NANO**>your roll must be +-5 of mine.
rolled 12 = 12>>20202795
rolled 5 = 5>>20202795Goddamn this is not going to end well.
rolled 57 = 57>>20202795Welp.
rolled 30 = 30>>20202795Oh Nanoha, where are you?
rolled 96 = 96>>20202795http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saalGKY7ifUWHEREVER YOU ARE
rolled 29 = 29>>20202795Nanoha ;_;
rolled 74 = 74>>20202795Damn, that's new. And disturbing.
rolled 58 = 58>>20202795Yeah, we can do average.
rolled 80 = 80>>20202795
rolled 79 = 79Nope, not over there. How about over here?
rolled 45 = 45>>20202795This sounds like a job for Alexi, the moderate dice roller.
rolled 35 = 35>>20202795NANO RADAR ON!
rolled 47 = 47>>20202795Damnit LG. She gonna befriend us.
rolled 48 = 48>>20202795Here goes DICE DON'T FAIL ME NOW!
>>20202828>>20202833>>20202835You guys are alright.
rolled 10 = 10>>20202828>>20202833There we go.>>20202795We can't just follow the sound of explosions?
>>20202828Well I'll be damned.
>>20202828Holy fuck. Well now we know your role in the party.
rolled 58 = 58>>20202795just look for the craters
rolled 14 = 14>>20202795SWAG RADAR ON!
rolled 80 = 80>>20202851We have a party?
rolled 93 = 93>>20202795Oh god oh god.
rolled 92 = 92>>20202858Oh yeah, that is part of the Striker control unit.
>>20202860Yeah, it's a party wherever I go, baby. And it's just a turn of phrase I still use from when I used to play D&D 3.x
Damn guys, we should have brought that white suit Nanoha liked so much with us.
>>20202828You fly to the mountains, quickly covering the distance by pushing your strikers to their limits.You were expecting to find craters and burned trees, but instead, all you find is a tranquil forest."Kraus.. Can you find her?" you ask your device."FLY AROUND A BIT, I'LL PING THE WHOLE MOUNTAIN IF I NEED TO."5 Minutes pass, and halfway over the mountain, Kraus alerts you."THERE. AT THE LAKE.""Thanks man."You fly down to find a lake not unlike the one in the park, the shape and size of it almost mirroring the familiar one back home.You hover over the waters and call out to her."NANOHA? Hey Nanoha.. Where are you?"Something moves near the treeline and you fly to investigate.You find Nanoha lying under a tree, her hands around her locket, obviously having cried herself to sleep.WAT DO?
rolled 22 = 22>>20202997Wake her up and prepare for emotions.
>>20202997Lap pillow. If we are lucky she'll wake up fast.
>>20202997Go down there quietly and cradle her in our arms until she wakes up.Other shit can wait
>>20202997Gently place her head on our lap, and with a moistened handkerchief gently wipe away the tear streaks on her face.
>>20202997We silently drop down out of the sky, close the locket which is saying "Nanoha" like we programmed it to and actually whisper her name in her ear.
>>20203011>>20203027Something in the vein of these.
Wake her up with a tongue in the butt.
>>20203052No, tongue in butt anon. Go back to sleep.Your time has not yet come.
>>20203052And there. We. Go.
>>20202997There is but one way for a knight to wake his princess: We kiss her.
>>20203084Im going to support Udz on this one.
>>20203077Then I return to my slumber.......
>>20203084In the butt.
>>20203121And please keep your tongue/butt shenanigans out of Space Cyborg Quest too, please.
>>20203141No, not so much.
>>20203084>>20203096Not so much. Something that forward and physical could be interpreted as too blase given the situation.What she needs isn't some sappy whiteknighting romance. What she needs is for us to be there, for us to comfort her. Since we're already four weeks late, what does it matter if we sit with her for a while and wait for her to wake up on her own?
>>20203166Waking her suddenly might trigger a fit of pique. A fit of pique might very well trigger a laser-induced befriending. A laser-induced befriending will likely trigger death. Do not trigger death
You disengage your strikers and softly pad towards the sleeping girl.Sitting down beside her, you wipe away the still warm tears.She's been through a lot, that much you can tell just by the way she's frowning in her sleep."Hayate..." She calls out."Yes Nanoha?" you answer the dreamer."Hayate... I miss you.. I wish you were here..."she continues to sleep talk."I am here..." you say softly as you bent down to give her a kiss on the forehead."Don't worry anymore."Her eyes flutter open and look at you.Unsure if she was still dreaming, she reaches out and touches your face."Y-you... W-why?""I've come to take you home."New tears form as she jumps up to hug you.
>>20203166This person speaks sense.
>>20203198... it sounds like you're agreeing with me, so I'm just going to pretend that I understood what it is you were saying about piques and lasers and friends.
rolled 3 = 3>>20203225HUGS FOR THE HUGS GODTEARS FOR THE THRONE OF TEARS
You are Sakamoto Mio, The Hero of Japan.Today, your wife, Ayasaki Hayate, is out and off to pickup another member of the family.You and your partner in crime, Erica, are still trying to convince the Obstinate Trude to also move in."This is troubling..." you say as you try and think of a way to convince the woman."She is far too hardheaded.""Yeah.. We need something to bait her with." Erica says as the two of you sat on the patio."But what?"WHAT DO TO CONVINCE TRUDE OH HERO OF JAPAN?
>>20203279Keep bugging her while calling her big sister
>>20203279All the breakfast she can eat, and a beach.
>>20203279Unlimited peppermint schnapps and sausages?
>>20203225Out of curiosity, what would happen if we hadn't immediately gone after Nanoha, LG?
>>20203279Teach Hayate to mix Peppermin Schnapps.
>>20203279Invite her to the beach.She hasn't tried it out yet hasn't she?
>>20203298Angry, crying Nanoha.Same would be if you chose to go to the headmaster after finding vita.
>>20203296This is actually going to be my breakfast tomorrow morning.
>>20203279Invite her to the beach.Get Susan to dress up in randosel and call her oneesan.Mention that there will be lots of little cute kids to look after
>>20203279Take her for a swim.Also, have Yuki call her Onee-sama
>>20203279Have Erica dress up as her sister."Oneee~samaaaaaaaa~"
>>20203313See, I don't expect a complete lack of consequences from choosing this path, but now I can safely say whatever it is, we can probably deal with it.
>>20203279Take her down to the beach, and try to get Susan into a randosel and call Trude 'onee-chan'.
>>20203279Simple.We order her. Germans can't resist a direct order.
If we run into Louise while were here make mention that she sounds exactly like a bureau trainee and this one girl we know back home, and that she kind of acts the same too.
>>20203279You look out over the garden and See Susan planting some flowers.At that moment, a plan comes together."Erica, Your device can make disguises yes?" You ask the German witch."yeah... What do you need it for?" You nod towards that boy's "twin" and she instantly understands."Yeah.. That could work."-----------------------------------------------------"Dearest Susan, can we bother you for some of your time?" you ask the blue-haired, red-eyed girl."Yes Mio, sure. What can I do for you two?"You grab her arm and maneuver behind her to hold her."Now Erica!" you signal the blonde one."Frau, disguise mode... Kindergarten." She says as she places the hat on the girl.Susan's clothes change, turning into one that would normally be worn by kids in preschool.On her hat, a yellow kinder gardener's hat.On her back, a red randosel."Why..?" She asks as she look down on herself."Elementary, my dear sister-in-law..." you tell her "We're fishing for oneesans."
>Nanoha only gone for four weeksbut... but what about grown up Nanoha? ;_;
>>20203552No, we're 4 weeks OVERDUE, as in, later than we should be. That's not the same at all.
>>20203552Four weeks LONGER than planned.
>>20203552No its 4 weeks after their stay was supposed to end.
>>20203532It's finally happened, it's become self sufficient.We've reached our goal fellas, the Harem that grows itself.It's been a long arduous process, and well over a hundred threads, but it's finally happened.
>>20203581>>20203583Okay but we were promised years
NEXT TIME ON MSQ:What doesn't kill you..New thread at 2200 4chan time.>running infinicon quest tonight at 0800
>>20203592no we weren't
>>20203592Hinted, theorized, never promised.
>>20203552Timetravel shenanigans.To be honest, I'm not too fussed over adult Nanoha. Fate could be interesting due to lesbians, but what I'm really after is something in blue.
>>20203708An excellent choice of word.
This is where we go back through the stargate and it seals behind us before Nanoha can go through, for us it opens instantly but for her it takes four years.
>>20203702Agreed>>20203728While troll worthy I doubt it.We need something that makes us go "FUUUUUUU WE COULD HAVE STOPPED THAT" for LG to get his maximum tear quota
Okay guys, WHY HAVEN'T WE DISCUSSED THE POSSIBILITIES OF THE NEW -REWIND- FUNCTION?We could break everything with it.Clone, rewind, pop another clone.
>>20203998Only goes back 5 seconds.
>>20203998>Clone, rewind, pop another clone.Doesn't work, we rewind into our body five seconds ago, we don't coexist with ourself for that time.
>>20203998It rewinds us 5 seconds once a day. It's more a "avert bad end at last second" utility, not something to use for shenanigans.
an emotionally fragile Nanoha is honestly better than i was expecting. all is not lost.