HARDER, BUTLER, SWAGGIER, FASTER.Into every generation a Butler is born: one man in all the world, a Chosen One. He alone will wield the swag and skill to catch the ladies, dames, and the armies of bitches; to get into their hearts and to add them to the family.He is Hayate, The Combat Butler.>ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen/order/asc/-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-"Please put her through for me Kraus." you tell your device, and his voice is replaced by that of the lady form the jewelry store."Hello, you asked me to call you if Cogbeard came in right?""Yes. Is he there?" you ask"Yeah, he is. But he doesn't seem to be in a very good mood and looks like he's about to head out any minute now... if you need him please come immediately.""Please hold him as long as you can, I will be there in an instant." you tell her as you kill the connection."Hey, I'm popping into town for a bit. You girls want to come?" you ask the two there."Lemme get Hina!" Erica says as she runs inside the house."So... Cogbeard there?" Susan asks you."Yep. And he doesnt seem to be in a very good mood."
>>20184892Does not sound good. Let's hurry up, get Erica and Hina, and port out to the park.See if Susan will come along too.
Evening gents, hope y'all have been keeping well. What have i missed?
Tick-tock, tick-tockyour life is spinning ’round a clockOn and on and on we dance.Back and forth we prancein a mindless, endless tranceAnd when we are all old menA merry sight we will visit again, inBlissful memories of the pastif only we knew those would be the last.Tick-tock, tick-tockyour life is spinning ’round a clockForward and onward it goes.Never stopping, never ending,Always and ever, it flows.
>>20184892Oh god you had me at the Buffy reference.If this ends up as either "Once More With Feeling" or "Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered," I will fucking squeal with glee like a little bitch.
>>20184961Difficulty settings on sims have been upped, and pain filters are now off.Finished making the pond, and Susan make some beehives.Found robot girl, failed to activate, Ursula asking around R&D for help.Cogbeard is back in town but only for a few minutes, and is in a bad mood.
>>20184996And the actually important part?How did mio's date end? Last i saw was preparing for iron chef with gordon ramsey? Was there sweet loving? WAS THERE ROMANCE?!?!
>>20185044We went home, found out Erica trolled us, then had an orgy.Mio's had permission for a long time. They just wanted to see who'd win first.
>>20185065Don't forget that Mio has moved in, and now Mio and Erica are trying to convince Trude to move in as well.Nothing romantic there, just that Trude always seems worried so much about them that she may as well come live with them.They joked that she could be the live-in mother-in-law.
Quickly, you collect the other two girls and the four of your port out into town.There, from the doorway of Jemma's Jewellery Jamboree, a commotion can be heard."NO, NO. NO, NO! I need mair time Jem! Dem elves are prancin' around me ancestral hills plantin' dem trees. Me an my brothers hae tae drive em out canna ye see that?""Just one job, Cogbeard, Just one.""Naw. I need tae get gaen!"You four approch the shop, and inside, see a small man, dressed in what you assume is parts off a boiler, shoulder a large musket and prepare to leave.WAT DO?
>>20185116Please Sir. We've been told that only a dwarf of your caliber would have any chance of fixing my watch.Would you at least look at it?
>>20185116Wait to see if anyone breaks out into song.If yes, FIND THE DEMON THAT IS CAUSING IT.If no, resume normal routine.
>>20185116"Sir, please. While I understand that your time is valuable, I have a request that I have been told that only an artificer of your caliber can fulfill. Please, will you at least take a look at it?"
>>20185139And: "Perhaps we could assist with your troubles, as well? We're all in training at the Bureau."
>>20185116I have no idea what he's saying.
>>20185180"I need more time, Jem. Those damn elves are at our ancestral hills and planting some damn trees.Me and my brothers have to drive them out."
>>20185116Deploy ted in full combat form to distract him, then ask for his assisstance once he calms down. That, or tosss the watch in front of him and see if he reacts>>20185065Exxxxcellent
>>20185180"I need more time Jem. Them elves are prancing around my ancestral hills planting their trees. Me and my brothers have to drive them out, can't you see that?""No. I need to get going!"
You head on inside and stand in the way of the man."Sir, please. While I understand that your time is valuable, I have a request that I have been told that only an artificer of your caliber can fulfill. Please, will you at least take a look at it?""I canna do that laddie. I just came here ta get me elfin' gun.""Please sir, can you just take a look at it?""Naw laddie, I hae tae go." He tries to move around you and out the door.WAT DO?>Add a roll, you must break 90+
rolled 36 = 36>>20185263Offer to assist, if he can at least look at it.
rolled 88 = 88>>20185263Pull out the Cassiopeia, and show it to him.
rolled 77 = 77>>20185263Ask him if there's anything we could to change his mind. Show him the watch.
rolled 92 = 92>>20185271Ah, what the hell, I'll try again.
rolled 90 = 90>>20185263Isn't there anything we can do to make you reconsider?
rolled 7 = 7>>20185263Surround with clones, show him the Cass
rolled 39 = 39>>20185292Mobile dice y u haet me???
>>20185286>>20185288Alright, so we barely make it.But...is it something we really want fixed?That Susan is only here because the Cassiopeia was broken, and fixing it would return her to that backup timeline.
rolled 38 = 38>>20185339>That Susan is only here because the Cassiopeia was broken, and fixing it would return her to that backup timeline.Nah. The Director anchored Susan to this timeline, rather than the empty one she was in.
>>20185339Nope, Susan's here because Yuki decided she could stay here.Cassiopea just pulled her closer.
>>20185339Yeah, naw. I don't know where you got that idea from.The Director made her a permanent part of our timeline, from what I remember.
>>20185286"Is there anything we can do to make you reconsider?""hmnnn... If ye showed me something interestin I might think about it."You pull out the watch and show it to him."Is this interesting enough?"he stops dead in his tracks, staring at the Cassiopeia."Lad, where did ye get this?"
rolled 39 = 39>>20185429Santa gave me a hat with a bunny inside and he had this.
>>20185429Santa Claus gave it to me.
rolled 15 = 15A magical rabbit given to us by Santa Claus.
>>20185429"From Kris Kringle of the Bureau. "Two successive experts, a German watchmaker, and the Doctor, could not repair it. I was hoping that you could succeed where they have failed."
>>20185449It's true, though, and I think it should be used.
>>20185447"Santa Claus gave it to me."He grabs your hand and pulls you deeper into the shop."Santa? The one that conquered the elves of the north? That hero gave this to ye?""Yes...""This.." he gingerly takes the watch from you and looks at it from all angles. "This is a masterpiece of the forge-kings! Tell me lad, what happened to it for it to be in such a sorry state?"
>>20185578"I'm afraid I over used it, while it was not in the best condition."
>>20185578I've been using it, but it wasnt fully functional when it was given to me. Some of the gears have worn down and broken recently
>>20185578I got it broken and tried to have it fixed up a bit.it got more broken though
>>20185578When I got it, it was severely damaged. But a few of the functions still worked. Until recently at least, when it spit out a gear into another dimension.
>>20185578"I've been using it, as a succession of watchmakers and Doctors tried to repair it. But each time, there always seemed to be parts left over."
>>20185578"I'm afraid I over used it, while it was not in the best condition.""So ye know of it's capabilities?""I know one of them... and it's my use of that that broke it I think.""Damn, damn, shame."You decide to ask the burning question."So... can you fix it?" **ROLLEM**Considering the first 10 rolls
rolled 29 = 29>>20185687At least give us partial functionality back.
rolled 29 = 29>>20185687You're our only hope.
rolled 94 = 94>>20185687Now or never, gents.
>>20185578When it was given to me it was damaged without me knowing, the doctor fixed it but it appears the damage was deeper than first expected and while I was using it I appear to have damaged it more
>>20185703Well, hope that's enough.
rolled 52 = 52Fuck yeah seaking!!
rolled 41 = 41>>20185687Rollin'
rolled 32 = 32>>20185687
>>20185703>94>requirement to fix watch: 95+>>20185720Jared should have brought out Seaking, it would have been hilarious.
rolled 16 = 16>>20185687fucking dice will ruin this for us just watch
rolled 4 = 4>>20185687dice
rolled 41 = 41>>20185687No.
>>20185736Possibly, but he didn't say that, either.
rolled 44 = 44WE NEED THIS WATCH FIXED!
rolled 29 = 29>>20185738>>20185747yep
rolled 9 = 9>>20185687
rolled 8 = 8>>20185687The dice will ruin this for us, just like they ruined our chances of a robot maid.
>>20185766But we just got our robot maid. She just needs some fixing
rolled 40 = 40SALTY COCK DICE GO!
>>20185703"I can try... Follow me." He leads you and the girls into the back to the workshops.There, he opens up the Cassiopeia and examines it's insides."It's missin' some verra important components...""I... I think I have those."You pull out the parts the doctor pulled out long ago. "Ah yes... these are what's missin. Too bad they're fried. You also have some gears that need ta be replaced.""Do you have those?""I do.. I do... I can get ye back the stopwatch function... As for the other functions, we gonna need parts.""Parts?""ta get it fully functional again, ya need a chrono crystal cut to tune, a variable cogitater, and a miniature flux capacitor.. Unfortunately I dunnae how a get those.""Where exactly can we get those?""If ya can find another watch like this, or mebbe something that can also manipulate time in some form, mebbe I can harvest parts for ye."WAT DO/SAY?
>>20185922Pull the dagger of time. "Well, the Doctor said this was a sort of time travel device, when it was powered."
See if he can use anything from the Dagger of Time?
>>20185922I've got this dagger, and it's got a blue glowy bit. Is it anything you can use?
>>20185922"I should like to see this beauty back to full capacity, should I find what I need would there be a way for me to get in contact with you?"
>>20185922"Well, I DO have this dagger, that the Doctor said is a primitive time machine. Mostly useless except as a curiosity since there's no more Sands of Time, he said."Man, Dr. Jones (both of them) is gonna be so mad that we're essentially cannibalizing a priceless ancient artifact.
>>20185922Pull out Dagger of Time [nospoilerson/tg/]stab ourselves[/therewillneverbespoilerson/tg/].
>>20185922Dagger of time up in this bitch!Is there a way I can contact you or go with you to find the parts? I would love to see a masterpiece such as this back to it's proper state
>>20185991Watch worth more, if we need to find a mini flux capacitor we can probably ask Stahl for one.
rolled 6 = 6I suppose we could see if Hina's be willing to come down with her camera and that piece of green glass from the lab.Camera might have parts we can use.
>>20185999and i dont know what a viariable cogitator is but for some reason i want to look inside the new robot girl we found to see if we find one
rolled 42 = 42Time dagger go!
>>20186043Fuck you. We're not scavving parts off Chachamaru.
>>20185999Yes, the Cassiopeia is worth more.But I doubt that argument would fly in the face to two dedicated archaeologists.
You pull out the dagger you got from the Emperor. "Well, the Doctor said this was a sort of time travel device, when it was powered.""Ah! Laddie, how do ye have such goodies on ye? Yes.. Yes.. This will do!"His eyes glow as you hand the dagger over to him."So, you can use it?""Aye. This blade itself is a large chrono crystal, see where it glows blue? I just nae tae chip off a sliver and tune it."He takes a hammer from his belt and places the dagger on a small anvil on the table."Ye don't mind do ye?"
>>20186162"I don't mind, since the knife itself is going to stay intact, right?"Dr. Jones across the way seems like he might annoyed with the damaging of an ancient artifact, though."
>>20186162Shrug, "Well, the emperor of mankind gave it to me, at my girlfriend's birthday party. Go ahead."
>>20186162Go right ahead.I haven't been able to make that dagger work because it needs some power source
>>20186162Feel free. I don't think it even works anymore.Out of fuel.
>>20186162"Yeah, just be careful."
>>20186162"Of course not, it may be an artefact but Cassie's saved me more times than I can count."
>>20186205>Out of fuel.No, no. It's OUTATIME.
>>20186162"I don't mind, since the knife itself is going to stay intact, right? Dr. Jones across the way seems like he might annoyed with the damaging of an ancient artifact, though.""Aye, the knife will still be intact, I'll jsut be taking a small sliver off near the tip. Dinnae worry aboot Jones. He disnae know aboot ancient artifacts if one bit him in his swedge.""Then, please, go on ahead."You watch as he raises the small hammer and adjusts his aim.*CLANG CLANG CLANG*With three expertly delivered blows, he manages to chip off a piece of the blade."Now I nae to tune it.."He turns his back on you and gets to work in earnest, using a hand turned wheel grinder to shape the piece."Hey." Hina tugs at your sleeve."Yes?" you ask as you turn towards her.**ROLLEM**>taking the fifth
rolled 7 = 7>>20186561Dice time!
rolled 78 = 78>>20186561Come on, minor time rewind power unlocked!
rolled 91 = 91>>20186561>He disnae know aboot ancient artifacts if one bit him in his swedgeWell, he DID think for nearly a minute that he had broken a priceless Ming vase, instead of an obvious replica.
rolled 53 = 53>>20186561>tgdice
rolled 48 = 48Lets go.
rolled 6 = 6>>20186597To be fair some of those replicas are good.And he was shocked at the thought that he could have broken something priceless
rolled 5 = 5's like all I get are averages nowadays.
>>20186626Well ain't that a shame.
>>20186628Bcause there isn't a lookout to take all the bad juju and leave the good for you to ate.
>>20186617"Do you think this could be used?" she asks as she pulls out the SCP polaroid camera that she had."I dunno, let's ask."You interrupt the dwarf for a moment and show him the camera."Sir, this thing can see thirty seconds into the future, do you think there are parts you can use off it?""Ah. a Kodak Kronos... A nice fun toy. Unfortunately all this has is a precognition circuit, and not a very good one at that. there's nothing we can use out of it. Now, will ye all please try and be as quiet as possible as I tune this here thing."He turns his back to you again and gets back to work.Minutes pass, continuously he ground and shaped the shard of crystal.The four of you watched in anticipation to see just what will happen.He finishes the work on the crystal and gets to work on the watch.You observe as he takes it apart and replaces the second hand with the shard of blue crystal that was now shaped like an arrow.He then turns it over and begins to replace and reset gears and cogs in the back, taking out those that were worn down of broken.After what seemed like hours, he closes the watch back up and says."Aye, this be all I can do with the parts we have."He hands it to you."Ye girls know about the watch I pressume?"Your companions nod."Good, I dinnae hae tae hide things from ye bonny lassies. Anyway, I got the old stopwatch back, an' with the new gears in, it can now go it's full cycle of ninety seconds... Also, with the crystal installed, you can do something new with it."**ROLLEM**>considering first 5 rolls
>>20186787>90 second timestop.OOOOOOH.
rolled 55 = 55>>20186787We need to get this guy a drink and a way to contact him so that we can get more bits thrown into the watch
rolled 49 = 49Controllable slowdown for when we need quicker reaction time.
rolled 19 = 19>>20186787DICE!Come-on time hopping powers~!
rolled 69 = 69>>20186787Time travel time!
rolled 40 = 40>>20186787Time to sink this ship!
rolled 42 = 42>>20186787This guys a bro, can we hook him up with some ale or something?
rolled 82 = 82>>20186787Redo.Pops fifteen second back in time.
rolled 22 = 22>>20186787
rolled 1 = 1>>20186787>probably too late
rolled 34 = 34>>20186850>noko'd nat1We trusted you.
rolled 44 = 44We got a 69, so I guess that's good.>erovelo craftpersons>How did- wha- I-
rolled 3 = 3>>20186850And thank god I am.
>>20186841>>20186850Quit noko-ing your rolls.
rolled 83 = 83>>20186865Nigga, please. It was an accidental d10. I'll admit I did it intentionally once, but just the once.
>>20186868Are you accusing Lookout and I of attempting to sabotage this?I am honestly offended.
>>20186820"Ye all know this is a time travellin device yea?"You all nod."Well, without the flux capacitor and the variable cogitater that it needs, jumping aroun' will be dangerous. It could send you uncontrollably through time. But small jumps back, that ye can do.""Travel back in time?""Yeas an no. It can send your consciousness back. A rewind of sorts. There won't be two of you runnin' around like if you had a proper time machine. 5 seconds, usable only once a day. Can't risk breakin the crystal without the cogitater to keep it in check afterall, an without the flux capacitor, ya can't give it enough juice for long jumps..""A five second rewind?""Aye, it could be useful for a lot of things that."WAT DO?
>>20186927No, I just hate Noko'ed rolls. I don't like it when they're high either. Too easy to cheat.
>>20186927Udz any sensible anon would never accuse you or Lookout of such.
rolled 96 = 96>>20186927>>20186902Trust but verify. If we can't see your rolls, we can't see that you haven't made a mistake. Like you said, that was an accidental d10. What if LG thought it was a d100?
rolled 38 = 38>>20186947Test the rewind. Lets hear him tell us it could be useful again.
rolled 6 = 6Could we jump back five seconds immediately after jumping back five seconds?
>>20186965>Usable only once a dayNo.
>>20186947"Thank you very much, sir. Is there any way that I could contact you, if I am able to acquire the other parts you require to finish repairing the Cassiopeia?"
>>20186947Thank Cogbeard for his time, especially in such a pressing situation.
rolled 48 = 48Right. I didn't catch that bit.
>>20186953>cheat a high rollCan't be done.Also: Tough.>>20186958That would be unfortunate, yes.>>20186965Once a day, dude.
>>20186947"I cannot thank you enough mister Cogbeard, but I'd really like Cassie to be restored back to her former glory, is there a way for me to get in touch with you while you are away?"Whatever the answer ask "Is there anything I can do to thank you?"
>>20186868I am on a halfwit phone, hence my nokod rolls. Ill be back on a proper computer tomorrow
rolled 61 = 61You're taking a chance, but it's possible.You just need to go higher than 100.For example, this is a noko'ed 1d125
rolled 39 = 39When you raise the dice number, you raise the average, but you also raise your chance of being caught.
rolled 94 = 94noko'ed 150.That's why I hate noko'ed dice.
rolled 140 = 140>>20187055What are you talking about?
rolled 25550 = 25550hurr
>>20187076>>20187055>>20187040So you're asspained about having a smaller chance to hit a given number?
>>20187040Dude you can trust Udz.
>>20187124On a single given roll, that is.
>>20187147Not Udz I'm worried about. I'm more annoyed by the anonymous noko'ed rolls.
rolled 62148118 = 62148118>>20187164Why would anyone do that?
rolled = testing
You decide to test it."How does it work?""well, you just pull on the knob there. and it will send you back."You pull on the knob without another word, and you are overcome with an intense feeling of dejavu."Aye, it could be useful for a lot of things that." Cogbeard tells you."It's a little disorienting but it works.""Ya used it laddie?""Yeah. Just now.""I see.. I see... Anyway, i am off to drive off them elves, thank ye for letting me see and work on such an amazing piece.""No sir, thank you for fixing it. If there was anyway I could repay you...""Tell ye what laddie, take me an my brothers out for a drink next time we are in town. We'll call it even then.""Of course mr.Cogbeard. I wonder, would there be any way to get in contact with you? Maybe through my device?""A Device? Ye be from the Bureau then? My Niece works there... Anyway, jus have your Device find me on de network. I should be listed on the Mahou-net." he proceeds to walk out of the workshop with you in tow."Thank you again sir.""Aye laddie, tis nothing."And with that the mysterious cogbeard walked out of the store and was gone.WAT DO NAO?
>>20187275He has a niece, eh? And she works at the Bureau?Gentlemen, I believe we have out next swag target.
>>20187275>niece>dorf lassSWAG FOR THE SWAG GODGIRLS FOR THE PILE OF GIRLSI mean uhGet ready for the trip tomorrow.
>>20187275>My Niece works therepic related, I'm guessing.Ask Jemmina if we owe her anything for the work.Turn to the girls."So, is there anything else you wanted in town?"
rolled = >>20187299>>20187305People, comrades, control yourself. There is no need for such rush. It will happen, or it wont.
>>20187275See if we owe anything for the work in repairing the watch.Ask Erica if there's anything in town she wants to do.Have Hayate and Susan change into matching clothes and go karaoke.
>>20187275Was it... was it free? if it were lets go home and make supper?
>>20187275Go home, try and work on that robot girl.Prepare for trip off-world
>>20187359We're buying drinks for a shit load of dwarves when they come back.This sure won't be free.
>>20187384...shit.Let's Jemm if she knows how many brothers Cogbeard has.Because this...this could be very bad if we don't start saving up for this.
>>20187399>>20187384>Kraus>Can generate any food or drink he's scanned>Dwarven ale is strong, not magical.Nah, were going to be kidnapped for a month or were going to become their best friend.
>>20187428Honorary Dwarf.I can dig it.
>>20187447He's marrying us to his neice so we'll be family.
>>20187428That's assuming that the dwarves can't tell the difference between real ale and majaikally conjured ale.
>>20187513Don't let Kraus hear that! He can perfectly replicate anything.
>>20187513Even if they can, do you think they'll turn out INFINITE ALE?Anyways, having Dwarven brothers could be handy.
>>20187513Kraus's power makes real food. It is perfect in all regards
rolled 88 = 88tasting
rolled 86 = 86Tasty post
>did the chan just die?>i can't post. WEBPAGE UNAVAILABLELanding Gear's having posting issues.
>>20187730With all the problems he has, is a problem with the browser that he uses, his computer, or just that the ISP's in the Philippines are just ass?
>>20187766It is the entire Australasian area that has issues.I get fuck ups quite regularly.Having said that LG seems to have more issues which I think is partly due to the Phillipines.
>>20187378>>20187359After saying your goodbyes to Jemma, the four of you head out back onto the street.After confirming if the others wanted or needed anything, to which they responded no, you all head back home.You port in, expecting the others to be home by now, and head on inside.There, in the hallway, a little blonde girl bumps into you and falls back on her behind.She looks like she's about to cry.WAT DO?
>>20187825Oh jeez, are you okay?…Wait, what are you doing in my house?
>>20187825"What seems to be the matter miss?" help her up.
>>20187825Help her up."Hello, are you alright? Can I help you?"Mentillate to Jakob.'J, did any guests arrive through the front door today?'
>>20187825Oh shit here we go.Are you okay miss?
>>20187825"Hi there. You lost?"
>>20187825I'm sorry. Are you okay? Would you like some candy?Mentalate to the girls "Do we have guests?"
rolled 58 = 58DRINK HER TEARS!
>>20187825Ask Ursula about the Proffesors she mentioned at lunch.
>>20187825"Oh jeez, are you okay?…Wait, what are you doing in my house?" You ask this unknown girl as you help her up.'Girls, do we have guests?' you ask those in the house.before anyone could answer, a black haired youth carrying a cat walks up and says."Hakase are you alright? I told you not to go running around!""I wasn't running! I was just walking fast!" the girl objects."Hakase? Are you Ursula's guests?" you ask them."Yes." the older one answers. "Im Shinonome Nano, this is the hakase. Miss Hartmann had us come in to check out the robot you found.""I see.. And Ursula's in the lab?""Yes."WAT DO?[ ]Head back to lab with them[ ]prepare food for the guests[ ]other
>>20188088[x]otherHead back to lab with them while we pop out a clone to prepare food (sesame crackers, karintoh, and green tea) for our guests and Ursula, and bring them down to the lab.
>>20188088Offer them some food. If they decline, head to the lab with them. if they accept, have our clone make it for them.
>>20188088>>20188132>>20188146I guess the decision is both.
>>20188088[x] OtherTongue in Butt.
>>20188132Yep. Hydrogen Diyate is a helpful power.
>>20188202We still need to test if we can use clones to learn things faster, by having it read something else and at the end of the timer, have the knowledge merge back with us.
rolled 4 = 4>>20188088All i want in life is to devastate Hideyoshi's boypussy.
>>20188218While I can understand that desire, plz go die.
>>20188088[x]prepare food for the guestsButler gonna butler.
>>20188218With that kind of roll, it will forever be nothing but dream for you.And the chan died for LG again.
>>20188213That's really clever!
>>20188334Yeah, that's pretty much how it would go. Though we only have the clone active for 15 minutes.Susan should be able to do the same thing; maybe even better, since she can create more clones.
>>20188368But for much shorter times.
>>20188368I thought we were up to half an hour. Or am I misremembering?
>>20188334He wore a bright pink polo shirt because he was a young, cocky ninja. Also it was the 1980's.
>>20188088You pop a clone and have him head into the kitchen to ready some refreshments for your guests as you accompany the two back into the lab."So Ursula," you ask the german girl as she pokes around inside an open panel on the robot "any luck?""No. Hakase was looking at it though... Until she heard you arrive."The little blonde girl, knowing she was at fault, scratches her head awkwardly."Okay.. Okay.. I'll take a look."She climbs up form a stool from the library and begins to inspect the robot again.'Soo... Not that I doubt her or anything, but can she really help us with this?' You mentillate Ursula.'She's one of the leading experts on robotics down in R&D. See that girl she's with?''yeah? what about her?''Did you see her back?'And that's when you noticed the over-sized windup key sticking out of your guests back.'No...''Yep. She built her.'"Okay! I looked at it!" says the blonde one as she jumps off the stool**ROLLEM**>considering the first 5
rolled 86 = 86fixed?
>>20188403during training we started to get weaker so Mike set our time to 15min instead of 30
rolled 64 = 64>>20188428Go dice, go!
rolled 25 = 25>>20188428Hoping for good results, but knowing that the dice will continue to dick with us.>>2018840315 minutes. We got up to 30, but were starting to make mistakes, so Mike limited it to 15.
rolled 93 = 93>>20188458Ah, yes. I do remember now.
rolled 31 = 31>>20188428Dicings!>>20188368>>20188403Susan increased her clones to four where we increased our time to 15 minutes.We rolled maximum for the check but mike halved the time because that was to the point of exhaustion
rolled 63 = 63>>20188428>"Until she heard you arrive."potentially bad?let us roll!
rolled 84 = 84>>20188428
>>20188467"Yes, And?" asks the girl that came in with her."IT'S A ROBOT!" she answers happily.Faceplants all around."...We know that already." The cat that was with them says. "What these good people would like to know is that if it can be fixed.""oooh... That. Yeah." she answers."That's great. What do we need." Ursula asks her"You need a GABOOON! and BASHAAAAAAAANG! And a HUIHUIIII!" The girl begins to make sound effects and weird motions in place of proper words."... Did you get any of that?" you ask her."Not a clue.""Err... Hakase-san, can you please tell us that again as simple as possible?""Oh.. Okay! She's just shorted out. And some of the internals need to be replaced. Want me to do it?"[ ]yes [ ]no
>>20188633[x]yesRobomeido is go!
>>20188633Yes. Also ask her about the items we need for the watch.
>>20188633yesbut only if Ursula is there to supervise that she is restored as much to the original as possible, preferably no modifications (yet).>its not that i don't trust her.>its just that i don't trust her enough.
>>20188633Yes pleaseWe got robo Meido now!
>>20188633sure, but no upgrades without asking us first.I don't want our robomaido having a microwave in her chest.
>>20188633Yes! Comeon robo maid...
"Yes please, If you'd be so kind.""I'm gonna need to take her home though..."You throw a look at Ursula and she gives you a nod."Feel free to do so.""Okay! I'll have her working and good as new in no time!"As she states this proudly, her stomach grumbles to wreck her announcement."Ehehehe... I'm hungry."As if on cue, your clone, now carrying a variety of snacks and drinks walks into the lab."Got any chips?" The small one asks him"Hakase!" Nano tries to tell her off.--------------------------------------------------------------Later, after Ursula and the Nano get the robot ready for transport, you take them out to the garden to introduce her to the family and your familiars.Hakase instantly takes a shining to Ted, as Nano and the girls get to talking.Thier cat, who's name you learn to be Sakamoto, goes off to a corner to talk to Shamisen and Raul.WAT DO?
>>20188837Ask about her, and the watch parts
>>20188837Get ready for our trip to get Nanoha, I guess.Or chill with Susan.
>>20188837Introduce Hakase to Roboted?>Captia: rgencyH Macbeththis doesn't bode well.
>>20188837Ask her if she knows the source of the 2 parts we need for our watch
>>20188837You walk up to the little girl that was merrily riding around on ted's huge back and ask her about the other parts you need for the watch."Flux capacicicitorrr? Variable cocotator?" She seems as confused about them as you are."Yeah, a flux capacitor and a variable cogitater.""I dunno. What do those taste like?" she asks with a smile."err... Nevermind."HAKASE KNOWS NOTHING.WAT DO NAO?
>>20189029Lets either make supper or turn in for the night. We should get up early tomorrow.
>>20189029Prepare dinner then I guess go to bed.Wait, maybe we can bring another load of goodies when we pick the girls up.A gift for their friends there.
>>20189029Mentalate Stahl. Ask him if he knows where we could aquire those parts. He's a SCIENTIST, he should know where to get parts for SCIENCE!
>>20189029Show her mecha Ted.
>>20189058>>20189084Sounds good.A few baskets of cookies and cakes would be a nice gesture for our jump
>>20189119This before supper then bed, also let him know were sorry about shifting our appointment, he's a busy man and we may be interrupting SCIENCE which is a grievous sin.
You leave the girls to their own Devices as you head on inside to prepare dinner.There, in the kitchen, you find Susan already doing what you intended.So, instead of working on dinner, you begin to work on some treats and pastries you want to take with you on your trip in the morning.As you began to prepare a big basket of cookies, you and your twin got to talking."So... You're jumping out to fetch Nanoha tomorrow huh?""Yep.""How would you explain the addition of uh... 4 girls to the family to her?"WAT SAY?
>>20189325"I, uh... I'm not sure. I think she knew it might happen, but... I'm really not sure."
>>20189325"Why do you think I'm bringing sweets?"
>>20189325I think she knew this sort of thing would happen. I'm amazed myself at how quickly it happened though.
>>20189325She spoke with Hina about it before she left. Said she could speak for Nanoha's vote.She'll probably be mad anyway.
>>20189325Well she expected some changes and said that Ursula had her vote for letting people join.I talked with her about Mio who I thought was the only addition we would be getting but Yuki being moved in by the director she will understand, Mandy I doubt will be a problem and you are the same as me so why would she have and issues with that?
>>20189325"Well she already knew about Mio, Yuki shouldn't be that big a supprise, your me, and do you mean mandy? She's a tenant. Or do you mean Jack? She knows Jack... or Trude? Did Trude move in? She's a tenant too.. Well at any rate I warned her of what may happen while she's away, I hope it isn't too much of a shock to her..."
>>20189373THIS. Perfect and short
>>20189325Well, one of them is us, so really there's less to explain...Yeah, I got nothing on the rest other than a brief recounting of how it all happened. We really need to stop adding more if we want to keep what we've got.
>>20189119Really? You mean you're going to...Stahl for time?
>>20189325we are going to explain everything and beg for her forgiveness.also bride her with sweets.
>>20189373"Why do you think I'm bringing sweets?" you chuckle."Actually, in all seriousness, I think she knew this sort of thing would happen. I'm amazed myself at how quickly it happened though.""You do have a way of drawing them in." she bemusedly shakes her head."I do, don't I?"--------------------------------------------------------After dinner with the family and your guests, you sent Hakase home with a bag of cookies as thanks for coming over.The small girl would have consumed them all on the spot if not for her robotic companion."Awwww... Nano is being mean." she tells you."I'll bake you some more once you're done with those Hakase." You tell her reassuringly."YAY! Anyway, I should have the robot fixed by tomorrow's tomorrow. I'll call you then.""Thank you. Oh and please don't forget to brush your teeth...""I DON'T FORGET! I JUST.. I JUST CHOOSE NOT TO REMEMBER!" She pouts cutely before she, Nano and their cat, jump out of the bottle."Cute kid." you say as you head back in with the girls."Yeah..." Ursula answers. "I wouldn't mind having her for a daughter.. someday.""Ahahaha! I'll take a son if you please Hayate." Mio says from beside the sciency one like she was ordering a bowl of noodles.-------------------------------------------------------------------
Some time after midnight,You wake up with a jolt in the middle of the pile.You don't know why, but you're sweating and your heart-rate is up.Susan, who was across the bed next to Yuki, notices this and also wakes up."What's wrong?" She asks as she sits up in cute catprint pajamas."I... I dunno.""Must be indigestion or something... just go back to sleep.""yeah.. yeah i guess you're right. Goodnight.""Goodnight."As you settled back into your pillow, you still can't shake the feeling of dread that overwhelmed you
NEXT TIME ON MSQ:JumpNew thread at 2200 4chan time>will stop here, this 4chan problem is too much to deal with.>possible sidequest tonight>wich do you want, SOUSUKE or SCIENCE?>i could also try running that Infinicon one again
>>20189581>infiniconI nope'd pretty hard when I saw you run that. Staying away from it.Wouldn't mind a loli brigade session. Munchin' Sweets Quest?
>>20189607Eh, I'd consider that a Mahou Shirou quest, personally. As Ilya, of course.I vote Sousuke.
>>20189581Never enough guns.
>>20189581I find Sousuke far more entertaining, and far less full of reprehensible bullshit.So even though I won't be here, that's where my vote goes.
>>20189607I found it interesting and the change in style was something new too. Give it a shot>>20189581Souske, poor guys in deep.
>>20189581Gotta go with Sousuke, we got SCIENCE in the main story today with the Cassiopeia and the robo-maido.
>>20189581I'd say science but I'd like that to run after our appointment on monday. Get us on our way to fixing shit and developing... emotions...
rolled 13 = 13SOUSUKE
>>20189607I found it interesting.The first person thing was pretty weird to get used to though.The "normal" going undercover angle is pretty fun to see.
>>20189607This, I like this idea.It's been too long since we had a random MSQ omake quest