What happened to Blue? ;_;

Nobody talks about her any more...

>>20141872
She's a humongous dumpy.

>>20141872
She's got a little pushed to the wayside lately, but I prefer to think of it as us setting up a better stage for her to perform on.

>>20141821
Well boris aint fully orky. Its one of the problems derknitt has. Screaming at walls, stabbing crazy gits, etc.

How do the Scraplootas get their fungus beer? Where do you think they get it?

>>20141872
She's been pretty fluffed out already, we be working on the orks. If you feel like making a greentext with her in it, go ahead.

Where's da pictsuhs of me? I'z da one 'oo's in charge 'ere! Be sure to captshir me good side too!
>>20141872
She'z prolly mukkin about sumwhere! It'z toyme for da REAL Orkz now!

>>20141893
Between Boris's "toes". It's served at a bar called The Toe Jam.

>>20141872
Blue is well established, and has a whole bunch of writefaggotry (with more on the way)

We're busy fleshing out the rest of our wonderful Scraplootas. (And possibly a Fanseer and a bunch of Tau?)

Dont go on about Blue now.
We're on the subject of fixin' up the Boss.
Then we're fleshing out the Mek.

>>20141893
Grots brew it inside Boris

I want to work out how they have the Mek shop in Boris's ass so he can crap out warbikes

>>20141872
i am drawfaggin random creations of her's, any requests?

[warning my paint fu is weak]

>>20141936
The ass-bike deployment system

>>20141919
Definitely the farseer and maybe the tau sept that blue was taken from.

I wouldn't mind her having an uncle or some distant relative who is trying to get her back but never gets close enough because of the orks

>>20141946
Instead of Aspergers, Boris has Assbikers

>>20141957
Well, there is a story of a Shas'O and an Ethereal trying to get her back, but the Orkz come and krump them.

...I have orks I can assemble...I want a scrap loota army now...

problem is, I also have about 120 normal boyz...no grots at all...

We had this for the Boss.
Right so we need a quick rendition of the Boss.
From what I have gathered it's a big ol' ork.
With an xbox hueg power klaw.
Lots of scrap armor and some orky implants.
Scrappy shoulderpads.
Two turrets on back, mounted by grots.
One grot handling tea, and flamer. /w Commissar Hat on and Cloak made from Ethereal dress.
And then we added Tapp with his ammo belt of mugs, one for tea, one for coffee, one for beer, and one for klobberin'

The two grots operate the turrets located on Urtylug's back, and come out every once in a while to offer him Tea and whatnot.

>>20141998
Youd need a titan. Thats the important bit, lol Plus we'd need to iron out the crunch for our very unconvetional warband.

>>20141998
Well 120 boyz sounds about right for the scraplootas full force of orks you just need a few thousand grots and a looted imperator Titan to go with them

>>20142002
Ah, I forgot to even mention Spigot in there.

>>20141957
>I wouldn't mind her having an uncle or some distant relative who is trying to get her back but never gets close enough because of the orks
http://pastebin.com/HuLyA6YW
I also like the idea of everyone trying to steal Blue for various reasons. Fanseer is mad jelly of her, the Tau want to reeducate her for the greater good, maybe even the Bloody Jaguars want to sacrifice her on their Baneblade Altar thing in order to demoralize the Scraplootas. And while Blue wasn't all that loved by the orks beforehand, they now fiercely protect mainly just out of principle (I'z da boss an' I sez she belongs to da ORKZ!!!), thus giving her this obnoxiously inflated value that she's not even truly worth.

>>20141993
Do you mean the pastebin one I wrote (http://pastebin.com/HuLyA6YW)? Because that was a Shas'El and a Shas'Vre, which are much lower ranking. (They're probably about to catch shit from their Shas'O.)

Unless you mean a different story, which I'd like to read.

>>20142027
Shes also got an assashun gunning for her inside the titan.

When youre a cute tau girl you become the center of attention quick it seems.

Maybe I'll take a hand in drawing the fanseer. But first, preliminary descriptions: she's supposed to look dignified when Scraplootas' not around, but will squee in glee if they're around, right?
I propose wraithbone glasses. Maybe add a bit of Otaku vibe about her when she's in fangirl mode; Maybe she owns an Urtylug body pillow in her very private chambers. And maybe a set of Eldar datacrystals, each of them filled with the recordings of Scraplootas' fights her Pathfinders took.
If that's okay, I'll be drawing her now. Also, we need a name for this fanseer.

>>20142034
Oh, no. It wasn't a long story. It's one of the Greentext stories on the Wiki.

>>20142034
By the way, bro, I just read that story and really enjoyed it. Just thought you'd like to know.

Somebody needs to make a mini of Blue right the fuck already. And perhaps some rules for her.

>>20142049
She needs an Urtylug bodypillow (and a secret Blue one that even she's embarrased by). So once we get Urtylug ironed out, we can move on to Fanseer.

>>20142034
Didn't some drawfag a picture of the two?

>>20142049
Hmm.
Let's give the Farseer a name then shall we lads?

>>20142086
I thought we were doing the mekboy after?

>>20142049

Glasses are fine.

And now I am thinking of the one lass from the nge rebuild anime with glasses.

I really feel like making Boris right now...and a grot tide...

Sadly I have to much to do as it is. I'll put this as my "next project" - though I may continue to furbish my current orks to be Scrap Lootas. Minus the Titan.

>>20142023
>>20142017

>>20142098
Well IG was wanting to make the Fanseer first. I was just suggesting some things for her since he was already going ahead with drawing her.

>>20142091
That was me BTW.
And while you guys draw Urtylug (I'm not good at drawing Orks), I'll draw the fanseer.
She still needs a name though.

>>20142067
It'd be a bit of a task, I think, as you'd need to get a tau model and orkify the fuck out of it.

>>20142098
We did, but we got a Drawfag to draw her while we were discussing Urtylug.
So after fighting off the Waifu hunter we got a general sense of an Eldar Farseer going on.

>>20142103
At the very least you can paint them Scraploota colors. Yellow, pale yellow, and I think some people wanted deep purple for contrast as well as because they're all ded sneaky.

>>20142119
True enough, Is he going to stick around and do all of our current characters though?

Frankly im not much into eldar and I havnt perused much of their fluff so ill leave it to you fine folks.

So is Rockeata still a thing, as well as Derkknit? It makes sense for there to be more than one kommando, since we mostly have them. Plus we need one that likes Blue for the writefaggotry about her being taken on raids.

Right! Chop up some Eldar names and stop mucking about.
I dont know shit about em' so I wouldnt know their names.

>>20142122
For a name: Raely

Not eldar enough?

>>20142124
And you'd have to somehow feminize the tau model first.

OKAY, you know what? Fuck it. Scrap Lootas fit my needs.

I still need to focus on finishing my chaos forces. IG renegades mostly and Daemons... but I'm going to plan the following.

It may be better for me just to start a new ork army using my unbuilt and unpainted bits. Use my older orks as an "allied" ork force when I really need the numbers for big games.

>>20142154
Derknitt is still a thing, hes got a fair bit of fluff about him that ive got saved for when he gets a proper picture to add on the 1d4chan. Or atleast for someone else to do so.

I dont think rockeata went anywhere.

Anyone got a link to the last thread?

>>20142160
Neither do I. Orks are fucking easy to name. Eldar not so much.

Mrael, maybe? Vaedrisa? I don't fucking know.

>>20142124
Wait, isn't she a small child still? Grot models?

>>20142053
Yeah before some git deleted them all
She is at a reeducation camp and she calls the ethereal a git then the orks bust the walls down

C'mon... spill some Eldar names guys.

>>20142187
Previous thread here: >>20135819

The guy who archived the last thread did a shit job of it, so here's the lnk for everybody that couldn't find it.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20135819/

>>20142154
If you start fluffing him out and people like it, Rockeata will become a thing. I'm imaging an ork dressed like a scrap metal hobo with one of those old timey British safari helmets in pristine condition who's always going on about "da thrill of da hunt" and how "da waitin bit makes da killin bit dat much betta"

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we need to do something about the komandoz.

I suggest that the komandoz be RT era orks. with only one ever in sight. always somking a cigar, wearing gloves, a blue scarf and having a grin.

The Paindoc is also weirdly nice and helpful but always wanting your teef or payment upfront, and then invites you to his brewery to take a mug out of his newest high grade fungus alcohol. - after which orks and people find themselves dropped in a alley with a lot of gubinz or teef missing, the medical problem tanken care of and usually something extra on.

the painboy and the komandoz have a history together, since a few propa komandoz, who were even in uniforms when not on mishun got cyborked. cyborked with tau stealth suit holofields on their skin as grafts and a reactor inside. they now constantly feel like being burned by a flamer, and can only be remote controlled via a command knob for each with two setting in three stages.

first setting is Muck about/ sneaky/sleep, second is Waaaaghpain/WAAAGHpain/WAAAGHPAIN!

>>20142200
I thought she was roughly a teenager as far as tau were concerned now

She was found when she was like 6 or so I think we decided on since she was old enough to know bits and pieces about being an earth caste and making things but she was only about as big as a grot and now would be bigger than most the grots so she can boss them around

>>20142205
It's still on there last I saw. Here, just found it again

Blue: Zog it, I'm da luckiest grot dat ever lived! Once I bring a whole herd o me back ta camp, dere's no way the boss's WAAAGH can fail

Ethereal: Now listen here, child

Blue: Th'name's 'Blue', Da Blue Grot. ya lanky, wrinkly grot!

Fire Warrior No one calls the Ethereal a grot y-you little...

Ethereal: Let it go, Shas'O, now listen here, "Blue", you've been brainwashed by sick sick creatures, but our reeducation camps will help. They'll show you the Greater Good

Blue: Waaagh!

Fire Warrior There's no getting through to this one, I'm afraid...

Ethereal: Wait, is that an echo or...oh no! Orks!

WAAAAAAGH!


Zizzbitz: Dere ya are, Blue.

Blue: Mek!

Zizzbitz: An' here I thought I wuz gonna be needin a new lucky charm.

I know she originally called herself T'ork in that story though, so it has been edited, but whatevs.

>>20142197
They sound pretty good.
Any other names you guys have?? Else we're goin with one of these.

>>20142205
The reason "Some git" deleted them all is because they were just taking up a shitload of space and could be easily found to in the archived threads.

>>20142272
Vaedrisa sounded pretty good to me.

>>20142260
I thought someone removed all the green text stories because they were cluttering up the wiki page

>>20142289
Sounds good to me also.

>>20142235
>>20142234
>Urtylug creation and modelling aswell as the Farseer.
Please stay on track for a while.

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Alright, here's the best I could whip up. I'm open to changes so let's hear it.

>>20142260
Jesus christ, how horrifying

>>20142289
Right so we're settling for Vaedrisa?
Any objections?
What's her last name?
Do eldar have last names?

>>20142205
They're still on the wiki, they've just had the '>' replaced with the name of the person speaking.
>>20142209
Ankra, Kildra, Asudi, Vaentra
>>20142183
Well, let's move him somewhere then.

>>20142292
They were reworked and readded as "Anecdotes", but they could really use their own subpage. The Scraploota page needs reworking, too. For one, someone should just screencap Boris the Titan's song and post it in the gallery instead of taking up all that space. Or at least ungreentext it.

>>20142317
Make his hat more like George Washington's. It was left to him by Warboss WAAAAGHINGTON. Other than that, I like it.

>>20142317
Yesss! He needs his cloak, though. And maybe orkify his mugs a little. Besides that, fucking perfect.

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>>20142235
If half the komandoz are RT era orks (new recruits might be big ones, from stormboyz) , then perhaps they have a affinity for stealing anything not bolted down, sneaking in into enemy camps and starting their vehicles without any problems. anything from tau stealth suits, to imperial furies, and chaos hellions. - nothing is safe from RT era Komandoz.


On a different note, this may be the true story how the Titanopolis leaders came to be. they hid behind other Grots who were meat-shields and fired blindly at something while the Komandoz killed everything with blade, bomb and pistol, letting the grots think they did it.

Even now Komandoz have bases in Boris the grots are not aware of since they look like bulky gorts in the shadows.

Many a grot has vanished when being alone. even small groups of malcontents sometimes vanish(komandoz have a vested interst into the titan running smoothly.), and no one ever sees a ork in sight, (no big 'unz) so the Titanopolis leadership is rumoured to run a Titanopolice that makes trouble grots disappear.


>subtlety ytimision
Yes, capcha subtlety is the mission here.

>>20142317
I still liek the idea of having creed scratched onto one of his mugs is brilliant.

Otherwise;

>>20142373
>>20142375

>>20142342
It looks really good! Except that we settled for two medium sized grot mounted turrets on his back. And one of the grots '' Tapp'' had the Hat and a small cloak on himself. As the other grot 'Spigot' had an ammo belt of mugs on him.

>>20142373
We said we'd leave that for another time dun' we?

Alright, this all passed me by. Will be fixing quickly. Anything special about the cloak?

>>20142381
The Grotocracy is a GROTocracy. Don't take that away from them. Besides, 90% of Urty's boys are sneaky and when every boy's sneaky, no boy is.

>>20142409
Well nothing much except that it's made out of an Ethereal's dress.

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>>20141946
here you go laddy!

>>20142422
Well deres always a sneakiest..

>>20142403
No we were going to leave fleshing WAAASHINTUN out for another time but keep his hat

>>20142409
Oh also ''I still liek the idea of having creed scratched onto one of his mugs is brilliant.''
There was also something about an Aquila being scratched into the mug aswell in the other thread.

>>20142449
Yeah a tin mug with an Aquila and "taktikul jeeneyus" scratched into it for his supposed creed mug

I'll be honest with you guys, the whole Full-Weaboo Fanseer bother me in at least regards to the actual army fluff. We spent all that time on justifying how Boris worked, why Blue is still around, the weird grots, and made it fit in the setting. It's serious, but not so serious that it isn't fun. By throwing in Fanseer like that it feels to me like we're tossing the whole thing up.

May I humbly suggest we develop Fanseer as the group joke and for those that want more zaniness, but also develop an actual Farseer for those that prefer a somewhat more possible/canon look. Maybe the Farseer has a bit of interest in the orks that develops into her secretly rooting for them? Maybe she was sent originally to find a way to use them as pawns in a plan but she started tinkering with things so that they have an advantage here, or an escape route there. Thus explaining why the Scraplootahs have random bouts of luck.

Though, this is all while Ugylug develops his actual Takticul Geenous. Getting more clever and confident.

(As a side note, I love the idea of goofy Fanseer, I just want a developed option for more serious play that fits.)

>>20142422
Actually it sounds kind of nice. The orks usually rule the grots with a iron fist. now the Grots finaly threw the shackles off in their refuge an no one is bullying them around. they are still being directed by orks, now from behind the shadows and not with a club over the head.

The only thing is they don't know it. They are still a Grotocracy. Since they believe it. and the Komandoz are fine with that. They are sneaky and all, and like that they dont have to show up for things to run.

>>20142476
Taktikool jeenyus might be a bit too much to scribble onto a small mug.

>>20142480
>made it fit in the setting.
hahahahaha

Eldar Farseer's name is 'Vaedrisa'
She's a 'standard' Farseer with the dress bone armor, a mask *Pending*, glasses *From the drawfriend*, and a Staff for Psyking rapeage.

>>20142200

She was a small child when they found her, I think she's in her mid-teens (Or Tau equivalent) now, judging by artistic depictions.

Right, well then moving on to Fleshing out Zizzbitz
Put your daddy pants on /tg/....

>>20142480
this i like this!


also open for more requests.

>>20142483
Just have parts of the word scratched on there visible.
I figured they would have it scratched all around the mug.

Or you know just do some squiggly lines for the words

>>20142480
Well you can just ignore the fanseer stupid bits and use it normally but the idea was she is both using them and leading them because she thinks they are the race who has beaten the eternal struggle like uthuan the perverse.

We just took it further because honestly nothing of the scraplootas has been anywhere near serious yet we just made our bullshit sound good.

>>20142480
I still like the idea of the Farseer being like that one who thinks Orks basically "won" 40K by being evolutionarily adapted for nothing but war. How far you want to take that can depend on the individual artist/writer.

>>20142497

if you've been following the last several threads there are justifications for most things. the Scraplootahs actually deviate from the norm as much as say, the Gorkamorkah thread, so it's really not that much of a stretch.

The scraplootahs also fit 1st and 2nd edition orks which I love.

>>20142544
Oh /tg/ Never change. Being able to make bullshit look like gold.

>>20142574
>Zizzbitz: An' here I thought I wuz gonna be needin a new lucky charm.

>>20142574
Meant to put: Gorkamorka setting

>>20142586
Exactly
This came from a terrible fetish thread which lead to a joke to a waifu to an entire ork warband as a result.

We took shit and shined it into a diamond.
I think we should continue on that path with the fanseer simply because if we try to start going serious now it is going to start falling apart

Admittedly I was thinking of the farseer as something like Juliet from lollipop chainsaw in character.

Come on now, we need to flesh out Zizzbitz.
Now tighten your thong and stop being such a pansy.
What's he look like?
What's he been doin' before the story started?
What's his preferred method of combat/daily life?
What's he doin' now?

>>20142481
That destroys the whole point of the Grotocracy. The joke about the Grotocracy is that the grots have erected an entire city complete with its own unique culture within Boris that the rest of the Scraplootas don't even know about. They work for the benefit of the Scraplootas and Boris to keep themselves hidden and alive, but the orks have so many grots they don't even notice that most of them only seem to show up for a fight. When Boris's arm locks up because the Dakkists have rebelled, he just thinks he's got a cramp. Some orks figure out that there's always a grot if you need one in Boris, like Fizzgutz, who often preaches in the chest cavity or Derknitt who keeps it orky, but the bulk of Titanopolis is unseen and grot sized. To make it all secretly run by Kommandos ruins the whole thing.

>>20142655
But did we even really flesh the Warboss out, besides drawing him?

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Hokay, fixed it up a bit. Spigot gets a mini-Zizzbitz look because why not.

Warboss Gitzmasha looked up at the moronic filth around him. He gave a rage filled, guttural roar as his kustom powa klaw came down on the head of the Nob nearest to him.

Days prior, he had sent his best boyz out to take the big ork for himself. Things should of been simple. These 'scrap lootas' were nothing! Stupid gits, nothing a Deathskull should be afraid of.

"YOU HAD DA CHANCE TO TAKE IT!" he roared.
"B-Boss, we'z tried our best!" replied another Ork.
"YOUZ DIN'T TRY AT ALL!" he retorted.

He slapped the Ork down to the ground, his mega-armor hissed as pistons re-settled. He shook it in rage like a dog shaking water before stomping the gits' head in.

"YOUZ DIN'T TRY I'Z SAID!" he roared.

Another Ork grunted, "Boss, deyz got a lot of grotz...weird wunz... an dat big boy, dat mech. He'z impossible to juz get int-~" SLAM! The Ork was hit aside the head with the side of a big choppa. Knocking him to the ground in a flat spin, leaving him dizzy and quiet. A Kommando Nob stepped forward... "Boz'...I'z got a kunning plan..." he grinned.

>>20142681
deyz got grotz and lil weirdboyz runnin amok in that giant ork. Why dun't we'z just train our own kommando grotz...sneekum in. Deyz be all sneekzy an such... attack frum within!"

The Warboss stared for a moment. The Nob stared back. A long moment of silence stood within the musky room of the Warboss. His armor hissed as he sat back into his throne, gretchin piling in to hook power cables back up to keep it charged. "You'z gots a good idea... we'zll make em. Youz has my full authority in making yer chosen gitz. If'n you fails to loot me Boris...I'LL KRUMP YER' SKULL OPEN LIKE A 'UMMIE." he bellowed clenching his fist before slamming it.

Nob Kobsnik bowed graciously with a toothy grin... he would train the best grot kommandos da galaxy had evah known. Boris would be theirs. The Scrap Lootas would fall to the mighty Deathskulls... and maybe, 'warboss titan' Kobsnik.


----

If'n you'all like this I'll refine and make better stories. Of course I would never over-write the Scrap Loota fluff or rob them of their Titan...but a good rival never hurt, roight? I sleep for work now though.

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>>20142672
I.... dont remember..
It's 9 AM and i've been here for seven hours so It's no wonder.

>>20142667
How about the kommando's mostly run the fort on Boris's back and they don't pay much attention to the grots because they are just grots who live inside Boris?

The grots use the fort as a place to sell beer etc to the orks and the grotocracy taxes it

>>20142667
What this guy said.

It's an autonomous state, run BY the Grots FOR the Grots (or at least, so the councillors say). Making it actually run by the Orks just ruins the whole thing, and takes away the everything special about it.

Plus, it ruins the whole joke that chaos' influence managed to create the most evil thing possible given the circumstances: Politicians.

>>20142678
Oh, and I put "Creed" on a mug but you can't really see it, sad to say.

>>20142667

There's also the fact that the actual Orks GIVE NOT A SINGLE FUCK for what the grots do. They're still considered fodder and slave labor. There's just a few too many to keep properly reined in by boyz.

Boris runs, their choppas are sharp, their shootas got plenty of ammo. All is right in the world, even if the grots are inventing new an unorky ways to "rule" amongst themselves.

>>20142688
Id be interested in it. though the jaguars were our rivals. Or wanted to be.

>>20142694
I know that feel.

>>20142678
Love it. Sticking around for another drawing?

>>20142678
ya missed the two turrets on his back i think

gonna make the creed mug for shits and giggles.

>>20142672
We had some stuff in the last thread about him only developing his Taktikal Genyuss AFTER capturing the titan, due to an epiphany he had where, seeing as mainly only kommandos and grots survived the titan raid, if he made his tribe out of mainly only kommandos and grots, he'd lose less boys.
>>20142717
Like I said, a lot of Boris is accessible to all orks, such as the Rear Bike Deployment Faktory or the Orky Fort on high, it's just the Grotocracy that's off limits to all but the grots.

>>20142678
I think it's absolutely lovely.

>>20142678
I love that.

>>20142749
The amount of redrawing necessary scares me.

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>>20142678
''Yes! Yes!''

Can somebody explain to me the concept of Fanseer? I understand that she is some kind of fan of the orks, but I do believe I miss something.

But the whole concept of Scraplootas - awesome.

>>20142739
Much to derknitts distain, haha.

>>20142731
Ah well, can always be an addendum on the wiki

>>20142749
He doesn't need them, really. He's already got two grots on him. We can have another ork have them. Maybe Rockeata has a camouflaged grot sniper tower on his back.

>>20142769
Sorry...

>>20142772
She's Harlequin to the orks Joker. A two-bit ditzy farseer who has bet it all on the boyz.

>>20142753
That and the WAAAGH effect seeing as all his boyz think hes pretty cunnin'

He DID get the titan after all

>>20142744
I'll be around. If Fanseer is next on the list though, I don't know how well I can do "sexy".

>>20142793
> Harlequin

Harley Quinn rather.

>>20142776
Well, him having them would make him pop out a lil' bit y'know.
That's what I said a few hours ago anyways, during combat the two grots jump into the turrets and start watching his back with shootas.

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>>20142678
Fucking amazing
>Pic is sort of how I imagine the Scraplootas
>>20142772
The custom klan creation table we used gave us an avoidance of eldar, so we fluffed it as we've got a Farseer fangirl who helps point us towards good loot and has no mugs of her own, so she's a low priority target.

>>20142797
I think we already have someone on it though.. Ah well, 2 pictures are better than one.

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I think the best route for the Grotocracy would be to say that Orks wander through Boris reasonably often, but they genuinely just don't NOTICE that there is a society in there. The just think it's Grots muckin' about.

So the grotocracy is fully functional, and acts like an autonomous city, but the Orks just don't realise because they think it's just Grots being weird as usual.

Naturally, the council chambers are off limits to all but the highest of the Grotocracy.

>>20142807
It's fine. Proper representation of the female form has long eluded me.

Can somebody explain to me the concept of Fanseer? I understand that she is some kind of fan of the orks, but I do believe I miss something.

But the whole concept of Scraplootas and everything around them - JAWESOME. Gotta love /tg/.

I much prefer the Grots just packing everything up and running to bolt holes or air ducts whenever the Orks come near and then coming out of hiding behind them.

I think someone mentioned that after being bolstered by a new wave of Freebootas and Blood Axes joining the Warband, they have about 80-100 Orks in total, a few Trukks, and a looted Leman Russ. In an Imperator Titan. Tens of thousands of Grots could have an established civilization and evade the Orks entirely just by wandering down a side hallway when they hear them coming.

A Kommando shadow-government sounds just as un-Orky as the Warband living outside their gigantic walking fortress for no reason.

>>20142803
I'll mess about with it, because it is a good idea, but for right now I'm gonna leave it as be. I'll have to move the arm and Tapp and I'm a lazy bastard.

>>20142825
Im not very acquainted with the Farseer only thing I know is that she likes the Freelootaz and isn't directly sending troops their way and that she's getting them a good bit of shiny bitz.

>>20142825
see >>20142805
>>20142818
That was the idea of it. Orks travel through Boris all the time, all that vertical movement is how they get agile and dextrous enough to be swashbucklin urban warriors and all the worming through narrow passageways on a regular basis helps them with their infiltration abilities.

>>20142818

Exactly. There's this huge social dynamic, hundreds living and dying and fomenting revolution and climbing the social ladder and achieving greatness and falling to ruin... and the boyz simply don't care. They wander through, report to da Boss, smack a few grots around, take / buy (HAR HAR HAR) something interesting, and sod off for more Orky environs.

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>>20142751
kreeeeed'z kup

>>20142818
I like the idea that the inner sanctum is a very clean, "Mad Men" type deal, with oak desks and cigars and glasses of scotch, and then as soon as you go a level down it's back to grimdark.

>>20142825
I think the Fanseer is just fapbait, rather than actual Scraplootas canon.

>>20142825
See
>>20142805
>>20142793

>>20142868
Dat' sum nice cup ya got boss!

>>20142871
Yeah, that's how I picture it.

Also, though I'm not sure if this was agreed upon, I'd thought there was a slightly higher concentration of taint around the head area, leading to Boris going a bit mad, and leading the councillors to be abnormally intelligent (by Grot standards at least).

>>20142871
Above the Ead Kounsel is orky grimdark too. Remember, even with all the Grotocracy nonsense going on inside Boris, he's still got an orky fort on his shoulders. Kind of symbolic if you think about it. No matter how powerful a grot gets, no matter how high he rises, he'll still fall beneath the common ork.

Wasn't there a piece of lesbian Fanseer/Blue fapfiction being considred by a writefag recently? because i can dig that.

If you don't want to mess with the feel we have going here, it can be non-canon.

>>20142900

I don't think it really matters. We're a bit far into navel-gazing when we start saying, "There's more corruption here, but not here, but HERE is really bad."

It's a Chaos titan. It's purpose-built handwave for some of the zany shit. Onward.

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>>20142909
Holy shit.

We'll deal with the chaos fuckery some other time.
Now to the fleshing out of Ulgarjlkasjr, since I keep forgetting his name.
And I forgot that we hadnt covered him at all... Just make it short and sweet and we'll get some writefags on it later.

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>>20142924
This guy gets it. Onto da Big Mek!

>>20142872
It is as much scraplootas canon as blue we just haven't fleshed out the details of it yet.

>>20142967
>Taktikal Genyuss
>Loves his mugs and tea/coffee
>Best known for being the first ork to ever catch a Dark Eldar by surprise, with a titan no less
>Is the husbando of a Farseer who directs him to the best loot from time and time and uses him to accomplish her goals of keeping Chaos and DEldar out of the sector.

Any requests for a second rate draw fag?

if there are non i am gonna draw up a few o' blue's F;ash Dakkas

>>20142970

Why she is so skinny? Isn't earth caste more buff?

I think i'm gonna go to bed.
It's 09:20 AM.
Keep the thread/threads alive for five hours and i'll be back.

>>20143001
She's got killer hips dude.

>>20143001
I DRAW MY WAIFUS THIN N PRETTY, SON.
Not that I can draw "pretty" that well to begin with.

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>>20143001
I imagine it's down to individual drawing style.

>>20142900

No, it was just that Boris was wired into the Titan so thoroughly that he interfaced with it on the same level as a Princeps, and since it was a Chaos Titan that was subsequently repaired and looted by Ors, he went a little odd...

And the Grots are just Smart Grots getting a rare chance to shine instead of getting kicked less.

>>20142999
Blue's warbike when it was a trike.
She only had it for about two weeks before the grots crashed it which was a new record.

She then rebuilt it as a half track

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>>20143001
That's just that artist's depiction of her. We got a juicier Blue over here at >>>/tg/20138164

>>20143001

Ever see a chubby grot?
No? Neither have the boyz, and if they think she should be skinny like all da other grots, the WAAAGH field will help it along. She probably has a higher metabolism just from being around them,
Also she's a kid. They're always hyper and moving, and that's before they're told to make dakka choppier. She's working hard as any grot.

>>20142970

Welp, since apparently I named him (gods help me), take a wild guess as to what he likes.

That's right, the bitz that go "ZIZZ". So anything that spins, whirls, gyrates, or otherwise shows purpose through motion. Chain-cutlasses? Yup. Guns with multiple rotating barrels for no discernible reason? Absolutely. Buzzsaws? Works of art. Mini-deffrolla on a wartrakk? Bet your arse.

>>20143005
Night dude. Good working with you.

>>20143001
She's not skinny so much as scrawny, a mixture of forgetting to eat while working on things and not being fully mature yet, I'd say. Maybe she could use a little more buffness.

>>20143040
But duz he put da dakka in da choppa sos ya can krump when yaz shootin'?

>>20143023
roit away boss!

Alright, Later.
You better keep this shit alive or i'll rip my nuts off.

>>20143040
Somone drew a picture of three power swords attached to a spinning pole. That sounds right up his alley. If not made by him, then by Blue for him.

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Did we all accept Mr Squig as "canon"?

>>20142970
Afterwards derknitt could use some drawfag love.

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>>20143025
>>20143041
Already hard at work warping the original idea into something completely unrecognizable. Fabulous!

It's way too early to be trying to deconstruct cheesecake.

>>20143069
Absolutely. His erratic flying always seems to intercept a bullet or missile that's headed straight for blue. The actual squig always survives, but that drone has been rebuilt more often than Tokyo and Godzilla.

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Here's Fanseer Vaedrisa. I think she should be a kind of passive fan, in that she gets some of her Pathfinders to record Scraplootas' fights and stuff, and obsesses over Urtylug (and maybe Blue), but never actually met Urtylug. She seems stern and precise while attending to her duties; but in her private chambers she could go all-out Otaku on Scraplootas. Maybe occasionally, she hires them to do some stuff for her (that coincidentally fits her craftworld's agenda).

And oh that body pillow is actually printed with Eldrad on it, but she changed the face. Why an Eldrad body pillow? because Eldrad.

Might be a part of his failed plot to increase Eldar population, the body pillows.

>>20143069
I-I want to.

>>20143095
>Already hard at work warping the original idea into something completely unrecognizable. Fabulous!

Eh?

>>20143098
No, no I don't like it.

>>20143037
There is a difference between skinny and curvy
She is supposed to be curvy because of her body structure more than she is fat but she is skinnier because of a combination of forgetting to eat and constantly workin instead of muckin about.

And there was supposed to be a fat grot in one of the old codexes that was a warbosses favourite grot, he got fat because he could boss the other grots around to do things for him and he used to eat whatever scraps the boss left behind.

>>20143098
I don't know how I feel about the curly librian hair. Maybe a tightly pulled ponytail?

>>20143118
can do! Posting fix soon.

>>20143098

>Farseer with fluffy curls and glasses

...I think I might be in love.

>>20143118
This, a ponytail seems more fitting
>do eldar ever get curly hair?

>>20143048

Sez roight dere in Da Gud Buk, "all dakka must be choppy, and all choppas shooty".

>>20143117
She's curvy then. When I drew that Blue was still just a neat idea floating around and lots of drawfags were doing renditions.

>>20143118
>>20143128

Guys, guys!

What about a braid?

>>20143129
But Fizzgutz ya git, y've never even RED da buk. Y' can't read.

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>>20143136

>>20143098
It's not bad but something seems off about it.
I think she looks too human to me or something.

>>20143097
Yeah and when he crashes he lies there for a second kicks himself back upright and shakes himself off to go follow blue again.

Usually dragging the drone still

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Is this the best /tg/ created Ork tribe ever made?

>>20143136
TWIN BRAIDS!

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>>20143149
Ya dont qweschun da buk. Datz roight un-orky dat is.

>>20143149
I dun need ta reed it ya git, I know wot it sez

>>20143135
Yeah that's fine just on the discussion of her shape I figured it should be clarified

>>20143161
I think it's the ONLY ork tribe ever created. Also yes.

>>20143149

SHUT YER GOB! *KRUMP* READIN'Z NOT ORKY! SEZ SO ROIGHT INSIDE DA FRUNT CUVVA!

Now that more people seem to be up, what do you think of
>>20138816
>>20138829

>>20143176
This is already better than most homebrews around. pretty marines aint got shit on this.

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>>20143118
welp, some people were clamoring for braids when I got this fix done. So, again, ponytail or braids?

Or maybe she just cycles between all three hairstyles every century or so.

>>20143187
That's because pretty marines were made to be one trick ponies.
Tha scraploota's have been fleshed out as a proper force.

>>20143163

This might be overdoing it.

I know this is unrelated to the Scraplootas, but there's been a lot of creation lately. The Scraplootas and the Blood Jaguars namely. Why should we stop there? Why not make a Tau sect, A Chaos Legion, An Eldar whatever, and a Necron group?

>>20143190
TWIN BRAIDS ARE THE SUPERIOR HAIRSTYLE! ALL OTHER HAIR STYLES ARE SMALL TIME!

>>20141824
i just visited 1D4chan, and all i have to say is: wtf happened here?

>>20143190
I like it.

>>20143190
If it's not too much trouble, try one giant braided ponytail and see how people respond and keep the ponytail on hand depending on how people feel. I like it how it is, so I don't care much either way.

>>20143190

IDGAF what anyone says, Eldrad Husbando Body Pillow with an Ork face taped on is fucking brilliant.

>>20143204
Nothing is stopping anyone.

Though /tg/ has made at least one pretty cool Chinese Empire styled Necron group.

And the Desert Walkers are pretty cool.

>>20143209
Allrighty, one sec.

>>20143206
1d4chan has about half the crap we just pulled out. It really needs to be edited.

>>20143206
It's as messy as da Scraplootas. Pleese bear wiff da Ead Kounsel as you see froo dis time of tranzishun

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>>20143190

Yesterday we may have been orks, human or tau! But today! Today we all are hairdressers!

I think the thing I most like about the Scraplootas is that it really isn't that unrealistic in the lore.

Sure, it's a bit tongue in cheek, but so are most ork tribes. And for all their jokeyness, the Stormlootas could fit in with the Grimdark setting if they needed to.

>>20143204
Go for it. The Scraplootas started by a randomized tribe generator consulted on a whim to give a backstory to a tau waifu spontaneously generated in a wat do thread, so anything is possible. Bloody Jaguars were a randomized table thing that had life breathed into it, too,

>>20143190
Yeah she just changes her hairstyles to whatever she thinks the boss will like.
I still think she needs to look less serious and more ditzy? Like she doesn't really have a full grasp on reality, she is quite competent and very good at her job but she does so in a sort of absent minded way because she is thinking about the scraplootas all the time.

If she could focus on anything for a sufficient length of time she might be truly great but all she seems to do is find out new ways to try and get closer to the boss, maybe by trying to befriend blue

Mek and the boyz leave her alone because she doesn't seem to bother blue too much and the boss says no krumpin da pointy eads but blue largely ignores her or thinks she is weird

>>20143264

So were the Emperor's Nightmare. I rolled a few of those dice myself.

>>20143262
If there's room for the fucking Bludflaggs in the good ol year 40K, I think there's enough wiggle room for the Scraplootas. I could easily starring them in some miniseries or comic that plays out a bit like the first half of TTGL meets GI Joe, with the Blood Jaguars being the Cobra to the Scraplootas's Joe.

>>20143204

These things can't be forced. They have to grow organically from /tg/'s natural creative drives.

I mean, this all started from a generic TAU SLAVE HOW DO ORKS RAPE HER? thread, and now it's a full realized Ork Klan. That kind of thing cannot and perhaps SHOULD not be forced.

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Here's a clumsy-ass sketch I did because all this talk of hairstyles made me nervous.
Just another day at the office.
Are we getting any more shit done past Fanseer, or is that for tomorrow?

>>20143275
I've seen the threads, but I don't know much about them.

And Derknitt got me thinking. A chapter of stealth marines with a bat motif would be kind of hilarious. If you made them as much about bats as the space yiffs love to wolf their wolf about wolfs.

>>20143281
>I could easily starring them in some miniseries or comic

As can I. They've got a variety of interesting characters, and the Grotocracy is a brilliant setting in itself.

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>>20143209
Shakalakaboom.

>>20143298
Oh it would but it comes off too heavy handed. I toned down him fair bit so he was less parody, more actual character.

>>20143297
I know ive harped on it before but derknitt could use a picture. We never got around to doing more on the mekboy so he'd be next in line.

>>20143297
I love the idea that there are offices and well groomed grots living on the inside of Boris.

Plus the idea that every action done by Boris is, unknown to him, logged by a bunch of grots, and he is kept supplied and maintained by the extensive set of civil servants on the inside of him.

And really, it's genuinely necessary. Because a Titan like that would just fall apart at the seams if it didn't have an extensive set of engineers and maintenance going on. So at this stage, it's gone from the Grotocracy being a little joke, to actually being integral to the existence of Boris. Sort of like blood and organs to him.

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>>20143314

>>20143286
The Jaguars were a bit forced and they came out alright. It's luck of the draw with these things, really. The original Tau grl wat do thread didn't even mention orks. A random poster brought it up out of the [lolspoilers]Blue[/lolspoilers].
>>20143305
>Grotocracy Nights
A short series about an investigator rooting out crime lords opposing the Ead Kounsel in the seedy underbelly of Titanopolis. It's quite literally Boris's underbelly and a lot of squigs grow there, making it awfully seedy.

>>>/tg/20143285
If anyone's interested in making another group from scratch. Right now it's Eldar, but I'm open to an overruling.

>>20143314
Yes!

>>20143314
Lose the glasses and it'd be pretty great. The glasses make her look like Harry Potter.

>>20143314
I actually Liek this one best.

>>20143297
I love it. And if you're up, go for what you want.
>>20143314
Noice.
>>20143340
I don't know, they look nice in the first picture, they just need to stay in that small framed design. Maybe they should never go full eyes mode ever, though, regardless of how animu you draw her.

>>20143340
I think it's more that the style of glasses changes for some unknown reason.

It'd be better if it stayed with the thin glasses, rather than the big round ones.

>>20143328
> I toned down him fair bit so he was less parody, more actual character.
Right, but his origins still got me thinking about a Dark Knights marine chapter all the same.

>>20143314
All my jealousy towards your hair-drawing skills. This is great.

>>20143340

>Lose the glasses

YOU_AND_I_ARE_ENEMIES_NOW.png

>>20143357
>>20143353
>>20143340

Yea, the big glass version is just in animu otaku modo, and could be jettisoned safely.

>>20143337
>>20143340
>>20143351
>>20143353

I told you about the braids bro! I told you dog!

>>20143365
Yep, but im saying you dont want to be to overt with it.

>>20143382
Maybe lose the glasses for the srs bsns version, but oh god the fangirl version NEEDS them.

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>>20143023
>>20143023
how's dis boss?

>>20143369
I need to look up google for some proper braids... or else they'd be just like Numbuh 5's braids: a chain of circles.

>>20143329
>So at this stage, it's gone from the Grotocracy being a little joke, to actually being integral to the existence of Boris. Sort of like blood and organs to him.
That's actually how it all started.
>How the fuck does Boris remain operational?
>We've got more grots than we know what do with, remember?
>What if we had so many grots, that not only were they able to keep Boris running, but they develop individual cultures unfettered by Ork oppression and set up this giant, ever changing bureaucratic society inside of him
>...
>FUND IT

>>20143402

Awful.

Needs a Deffrolla or a Grot-Katcha

>>20143402
Dats proppa orky dat is.
No wonder the grots keep nickin her bike

>>20143398
NO! If anything, the opposite. I think the general consensus is just to keep em thin, though.

>>20143441
i kan do dat!

has anyone been keeping the wiki up to date?

also is there any blue fapfiction/pics. just curious, you know how it is.

>>20143314
I prfer this to the ponytail one. It's also much better than the frizzy hair.

I also agree that the fanglasses make her look like Harry Potter (and coincidentally, a lot like an anime that I won't go into because offtopic). Probably better to keep the glasses consistent and skinny.

>>20143286
Well, actually this was apparently seeded in the hopes it would get derailed into something interesting.

>>20143505
>Well, actually this was apparently seeded in the hopes it would get derailed into something interesting.
I doubt seeded so much as a joke post trying to make good of a shitty thread (What if instead of playing to OP's fetish, we aimed this "cultural exchange" at the orks) and the joke caught on and snowballed into something beautiful.

>>20143505
Nah the original thread was pure cancer and we just turned it awesome after some heroic elegan/tg/entleman gave us the idea of orks adopting a tau girl

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da improved bike!

>>20143505

I still like Frizzy hair. It's a kind of unique look, not something you would expect to see on an Eldar, or in 40k in general really.

The idea of a Farseer who is slightly obsessive about Orks synchs up in my head with a Farseer who doesn't give much thought to appearances, and letting her hair get a little wild and unkempt was a neat way to show that. The glasses are also a very distinct element.

I mean, yeah, frizzy glasses nerd girl is a cliche, but if you stick a cliche in a place where it doesn't normally go, it can become interesting.

>>20143519
This.

Regardless of what anyone tries to say, that first thread was beyond shitty, it just happened that something good came from it. Even if the OP says it was "intended" to be derailed, that's bullshit.

>>20143578
On old eldar it was more common
They used to be hair metal originally though so all sorts of weird shit was eldar

>>20143502

There was Blue/Farseer fapfiction in the works a while back. I think it got put on the back burner though.

any more requests for da DrawGrot ?

>>20143584
Well it attracted technomancer and his usual barrel of fetish shit so you can't rationalize it to anything better than cancer.

It was only after the post that was the become blue and the scraplootas that the thread turned around.

>>20143619
Scraplootas didnt even exist until like a thread and a half of Blue nonsense.

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>>20143619
Yeah. The post that changed everything, and it wasn't even a very good post at that.

I guess the "I wonder what would happen" got the creative juices flowing.

>>20143642
That's why I said what was to become blue and the scraplootas.
Implying that it was the post that caused the start of all this and carried over into the scraplootas

>>20143619
So that meant we actually chemo'd a cancerous thread? In /tg/ style, no less.
And now something blue and beautiful blossomed, a flower of scrap metal and dakka combined.

>>20143644
I think it was that and the "give her to da Big Mek" line. The implication of Tau tech combined with orkish ingenuity was too delicious to pass up. That's why Blue can be reasoned within lore to be such a frighteningly overpowered waifu, unlike Xeno or any other potential tau waifus.

some one needs to add in all the new shit to the wiki pages!

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>>20143654
>IG
>Saying he did anything worthwhile whatsoever

>>20143695
the fuck are you on about?

>>20143695
Well, not me, but /tg/ as a whole.
Damn, it feels good to be a tigh/tg/angsta.

>>20143695

Faggotry. Y'know, the usual.

Random request: draw Blue headbuttin some random Gretching, with Big Mek in the background smirking at the whole scene.

Please?

>>20143732
dat's da ticket!

>>20143732
Once more people come back and we flesh out what Zizzbitz looks like, that can happen.

Cleaning up and updating the article now. I'll be adding a few tidbits (Like references to specific battles) that you can flesh out later if you choose.

>>20143687
I can do, though I'm not entirely sure of what exactly has been decided on. Though I'll upload the picture of the Warboss and stuff.

>>20143695
OP of most of the threads and the wiki here. That's the primary reason I've stayed anonymous. Nothing kills good things faster than namefags claiming they created stuff.

Anyway, that's irrelevant.

>>20143732
I'd also love to see that.

>>20143759
Well then exact same picture, minus Zizzbitz.

>>20143518
It's a proud /tg/ tradition, methinks.

>>20143764
i am just name faggin incase some one wants to make a request and i can find my post's again right wuick

>>20143781
But Scraplootas is a rare case of that something beautiful snowballing into something even more beautiful. That's why it feels so different than the rest of the hijacked wat do threads.

>>20143814

Here
>>20143732
Could you do this?

>>20143814
You don't need to have a name to take requests. Just see a request that inspires you, fill it and boom. Besides, names just mean you might get swamped with requests.

>>20143759
We have the basic idea that he has a Mohawk and is big.

What does ziib do specifically?

>>20143830
I can try but i need to get to bed first, see you tommarow fellow orks!!!

>>20143829
Well, there was also that thread that started with the giantess fucking that turned into a setting with people living on giant's backs a la Xenogears. Shit was so cash.

>>20143830
I'll give it a whirl too, with similar bed related issues to attend to.

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>>20143859
Yes, and it would be like if that setting also spawned the most amazing titan society within the setting ever. Which incidentally, Scraplootas sorta did too.