HARDER, BUTLER, SWAGGIER, FASTER.Into every generation a Butler is born: one man in all the world, a Chosen One. He alone will wield the swag and skill to catch the ladies, dames, and the armies of bitches; to get into their hearts and to add them to the family.He is Hayate, The Combat Butler.>ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen/order/asc/-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-"Frank, I have no idea what you're doing here, or why you are fishing for old shoes, but i will tell you this."You begin to say in a soft, dangerous voice."If you mess with me right now, if you ruin our evening, i will do everything there is in my power to destroy you.""Ohhhh... Feisty." Frank winks at you."Frank. I ask you now. Will you leave us alone or do I have to make you?" you reach into your pocket, ready to pull out some knives."Okay. Okay. Geez..." his voice changes from that weird falsetto to a deep, manly tone. "No need to get your butler briefs in a knot. Christ."He zips up, grabs his harvest and walks away."Who was that?" Mio asks you as she watches the strange fellow disappear."Frank. The old nurse... we have... a history of sorts.""I see... And where did this manly side of you come from all of a sudden?""I picked it up somewhere." you say as you place an arm around her shoulder."I like it." she smiles as she brings her face closer to yours to continue where you left-off
>>20138799Fuck yeah
>>20138799Beauty.
Kiss her.
I thought they lied.I thought it was overblown anti-weeaboo circlejerkingTurns outThey were more right than I could ever have imagined.
rolled 33 = 33Gentlemen.
A moment later, after an excruciatingly sweet kiss where she murmers something that sounds much like "ah rahv yu", Mio pulls away and tries to hide the ever present blush on her face."Don't think y-you've won yet." she says defiantly."Won what Mio?" you ask"This...""And what is 'this'?" "N-nevermind!"WAT DO?
>>20138879Ask her if she has her strikers with her.If yes, take her flying.If no, still take her flying but carry her like a princess
rolled 65 = 65>>20138879>WAT DO?Tongue.Butt.
>>20138879Summon strikers, fly, play violin.Also randomly get this weird feeling that we need to plan a wedding for Souske.
>>20138893Dunno. Flying might too associated with work and war.
>>20138879Play her violin music by the lake.
>>20138913I grinned. I'll give you that.
rolled 33 = 33>>20138879Play violent music for her.Then put your tongue in her butt.
>>20138916Not if we're carrying her. Hell, we should just do a platter float, and play her the song of our family.I was gonna put "people" but that could be... bad.
rolled 5 = 5HAHA! Time for alcohol and MSQ!Also streaming anime on screen 2!A relaxing night indeed.
Take her flying/dancing on a saucer.
>>20138879"Hey Mio." you ask as inspiration hits. "Do you have your strikers with you?""No, they're back home. Why do you ask?""I see..." You sweep her up in your arms and generate a saucer under your feet. "Well, we can just fly like this then."You fly up with her into the night sky, the moons bathing you in soft light.She clings to you, quite the departure from that strong willed woman you met some time ago.It's different, true, but you can't say you dislike this."Hey Mio..."[ ]Why me?[ ]care to dance?[ ]Other
>>20139085Why me?
>>20139085>[x]care to dance?Fishing for compliments is for insecure people.
[x]care to dance?The only option.
>>20139085[ ]Why me?Always why.
>>20139085[x]care to dance?As if there were any other option.
rolled 26 = 26>>20139085[x]care to dance?>I think why me is obvious>It's because I'm awesome.
Come on guys, dance well here and we've got her!Okay she'll probably put up a last desperate attempt to get us to sex her before she speaks to the girls but we can beat her this night.
"...care to dance?" you put her down on the saucer and pop your clone.With the time used for the chef fight back at the restaurant, you still should have about 5 minutes left to use him, and you proceed to have this other you play the violin on a separate saucer.You take Mio's hand and pull her close.The two of you waltz through the sky like leaves caught in the breeze.**roll for impact**>considering first 5>an 85+ will trigger something
rolled 49 = 49>>20139300>85+ will trigger somethingIs that a good something or a bad something?
rolled 18 = 18>>20139300Dance? Dance.
rolled 28 = 28>>20139300
rolled 92 = 92>>20139300
rolled 54 = 54SWAG TO 150%!
>>20139330Way to go Fritz.
>>20139330. . . FUCK YEAH, FRITZ!
>>20139330I love you Fritz.No homo.Well, maybe a little homo.
>>20139338(100-(0.85^5))= 0.556% chance of 85+ in the first five rolls.
>>2013936556% chances are for suckers. Fritz got that 92 through pure skill.
rolled 89 = 89>>20139360Oooh easy there anon.
>>20139330She leans in closer as you dance, her scent filling your nostrils."Hey... Hayate." she whispers "This is alright, right?""What is?""This.." she presses against you"Of course it is...""It's alright to want to be spoiled by you right?""yeah.""to want to wake up next to you?""Of course""th-then... What do you think about me?"WAT SAY?
>>20139365That doesn't really account for the biased results /tg/ dice spit out, though. Since the Duce trend towards lower results on average, the chance if hitting an 85+ is considerably lower.
>>20139456I think you are a great woman, strong and confident.I also like this side that you don't seem to show to anyone else.
>>20139456"If I didn't want to wake up next to you every morning, I wouldn't be seducing you." Then kiss her.
rolled 78 = 78>>20139408Nice>>20139402You may have a point there>>20139456SAY THINGS
>>20139482I like this one the most so far.
>>20139456"I think you're a wonderful woman, who knows what she wants and isn't afraid of anything. "And while I like the brash and brazen Hero of Japan, I also like the shy and blushing Mio."
>WAT SAY?I love you.
rolled 95 = 95>>20139482+1
http://exhentai.org/s/3904edc834/511757-7Shirou can get ladies...
>>20139754Not our Shirou.
>>20139482OH GOD, CRITICAL LEVELS OF SWAG.
"If I didn't want to wake up next to you every morning, I wouldn't be seducing you." you say as you lean in for a kiss.----------------------------------------------The music was over when you pulled away, your clone now gone, leaving the empty saucer with your violin on it."Hey, say it again." she says as she has you hold her"Say waht?""That you want me."[ ]Say it.[ ]No say it[ ]say something else
>>20139793>[ ]say something elseI love you.
>>20139793[x]kiss her until her mind friesActions speak louder than words.
What I seriously don't get is how you spend 20 minutes between each update.For fuck's sake, how the hell can that even happen?
>>20139815LG is at work and only checks on votes after 15 minutes.
>>20139815I post from work, and I have to go over the character charts as well.
>>20139793Do a deep dip, look her in the eyes, grin, and kiss her until her kneels couldn't support her even if she wasn't off-balance.
>>20139812Seconding
>>20139793[x]Say it.Hayate is a man who gives the women what they want.
>>20139812This is definitely the best option. She'll swoon.
>>20139841But what they want isn't always the same as what they've asked for.
rolled 55 = 55>>20139814I like this one.
She's waiting for you to say it, her eyes show you that much.She wants you to say it.Well, you'd say it, but you think it would be better to up the ante."I don't just want you Mio. I love you.""Y-you do?""Yeah, I do. I think you are a great woman, strong and confident. I've always admired you ever since we met.""And while I do love the Hero of Japan, I also love this side of you that you don't show anyone else.""I... I..."**rollem**>considering the first 5.
rolled 75 = 75>>20139930Im really sorry for this one.
rolled 58 = 58>>20139930Roll.
rolled 95 = 95>>20139930
rolled 40 = 40>>20139930Rollingu~Rollingu~
rolled 53 = 53>>20139930
rolled 10 = 10>>20139930Take off our pants, point with both fingers towards our junk and go:"Now, hero of Japan, do to this what you did to Nanjing."
rolled 87 = 87>>20139953Fucking hell Fritz.
>>20139969Poor taste, man. Poor taste.
>>20139953Fucking fritz for the winDice gods are on your side tonight man
rolled 13 = 13>>20139978Oh. How about:"Baby, if getting your love were as easy as getting your panties I wouldn't ever leave those vending machines in the capital."
>>20139969No.
>>20139953Good work Private.
>>20139978I think she would actually enjoy the taste just fine.
>>20139969Hahaha... it's funny because Japan raped and murdered like everyone there.
>>20140036Actually, with China having Witches, and some of the oldest and most powerful lineages in the world, it's debatable if that kind of atrocity would have occurred. After all, Poland held back the Wermacht in the timeline that Mio is from.
>>20139953"I..." she buries her face in your chest and says "wub yu too."You take her shoulder and push her back, wanting to see her face.There, under a glorious red blush, shes smiling happily."I love you too." she repeats again "Buuuut..." her smile changes into a grin."You said it first right?""Y-yeah..." you asnwer, unsure as to where this is leading."Then, I WIN!" she wraps her arms around you and pulls you in for one of her trademark mind melting kisses.WAT DO?[ ]melt[ ]fight back[ ]What do you mean you won?
>>20140140let her think she won...
>>20140140Combination of "What do you mean you won?" and Melt.Try to be indignant but her kiss just keeps making his brain short.
>>20140140[x]fight backDammit, we should have held out longer!
>>20140140I'm pretty sure that if we end up adding her to our harem, we're the one who won. That said, we can't let her take charge. It's clear thus far that when we are dominant Mio responds well, so while we can definitely kiss her seriously we need to raise the stakes. Kiss her as mind meltingly as she wants and move it into groping as well now that we've both declared love here.
>>20140189Melt each other's minds simultaneously? That can only end well while suspended magically in the air.
rolled 5 = 5>"murmers something that sounds much like "ah rahv yu"">""You said it first right?""I think not, dear Mio.Also, *SNAP*
>>20140140[x]What do you mean you won?>>20138879> she murmers something that sounds much like "ah rahv yu",
>>20140140Fight back.Ah it you see I won back during the party, you just don't realize it at the time. And full broadside back at her
>>20140217Good catch. She really did say it first- hasn't a leg to stand on.
>>20140140>That right nipple.I... I have to leave now...
>>20140217Correct. We won.
>>20140248I'm more concerned about the left nipple, it does not look to be in the right place.
>>20140284I don't think it looks that out of place given she appears to almost be popping out the top.It's not like she is wearing a bra underneath it so she could have them facing that way IF she has terrible saggy tits
>>20140284Oh... it is on the left breast... I just can't look away... it's like a mole...
rolled 30 = 30>>20140140Oh god...Please somebody fix this picture.>I can't unsee.
>>20140284>>20140314Well if it really bothers people, it's a pretty simple cut-and-paste 'shop to put somewhere more reasonable.
>fight backYou take control, forcing her to take the submissive role.She melts in your arms as you kiss her like you've never done before.Minutes pass, the two of you lost in each other as you flew.Out of breath, she tries to push you away, but you won't let her.Again and again you attacked her defenses, breaking her down till her knees buckled and the two of you end up in a heap on the saucer.you let her go and watch as she tries to catch her breath, thinking of what she said earlier about winning, you decide to confront her about it."What do you mean you won?""I won, I got you to admit it before I did." she pants."No I didnt... If I remember correctly, you said you loved me back on the ground...""I.. I didn't!~""yeah, you did.""...fine fine. You won. Do what you wish with me of conqueror of women." she lays flat on her back, faking submission.WAT DO?
>>20140356
>>20140377"Not till you speak to the family." I think she did, but we don't know that.>>20140356That was an OCD attack if I ever had one...
rolled 43 = 43>>20140377Full swag 150 percent.
>>20140396Okay I lost it. That's awesome.
>>20140377Inconvenient FLASHBACK TIME.
>>20140377"Good, it's about time you had a talk with the rest of my family."
>>20140140
>>20140377Lie down next to her and admire the twin moons."Just having your company, for now, is enough."She's still gotta talk it out with the other girls first.
>>20140377>"Do what you wish with me of conqueror of women.""I'm pretty sure you need to talk to the rest of the girls before I can even begin to do all the things I wish to do with you."
Fixed
>>20140402>>20140433>>20140438We already have permission from the girls to aggressively seduce Mio. Do we really need to haul her home and talk before moving on that?Ah, well. At least we can spin it right.>>20140377>WAT DO?Grin and declare that if she's the spoils of conquest, then we'd best be properly traditional about it. Lift her up, toss her over our shoulder, and haul her home.
>>20140490I'll agree.
>>20140482>>20140436>>20140402Nipple Shops: SRS BZNS
rolled 34 = 34>>20140490+1I like the way you think.
>>20140490I like this plan.Reenact Nanoha's birthday with the shoulder ride until she has talked to the girls and then put her down, possibly by throwing her onto the bed
>>20140490I suppose Trude more or less would have expected this to happen, though she'll still act annoyed to keep up appearances. I'm wondering when she's going to want to try being pampered by Hayate.
>>20140490>Do we really need to haul her home and talk before moving on that?I'd say so, because while we were given freedom to chase her, what we can do once she's caught is still up to them. They'll accept, of course, but it helps to reinforce that they're choosing to share.
>>20140490"Then, if you are indeed the spoil of conquest, there's only one thing to do."You fly the saucer to the ground and toss her onto your shoulder."You are mine." you say as you smack her firm behind before you march victoriously back home.-------------------------------------------------------The march home was fun.People, as few as there were on the road back to the Bureau, kept looking at you as she blushed and tried to hide her face."Hahahahahaha!" you laughed continuously, a perfect imitation of her own boisterous laughter."C-can't you just teleport us back?" she asks, half-way there."Where would be the fun in that?" You continued to march proudly home.--------------------------------------------------Back at the house, you fling open the large front doors and say:WAT SAY?
>>20140773I RETURN TRIUMPHANT FROM THE FIELDS OF BATTLE BRINGING HOME SPOILS FOR THE FAMILY>
>>20140773GET ON THE FLOOREVERYONE DO THE DINOSAUR
>>20140773"I AM VICTORIOUS AND BRING HOME THE SPOILS OF BATTLE!"Punctuate with boisterous laughter."Ah, that was fun. I can see why you like doing that so much, Mio."
>>20140832Seconding this unless someone can make it even better.
>>20140773This >>20140832Then "This here pirate wench has professed her love for my glorious self! What say ye, o beloved family?"
>>20140898Nah too much for Hayate.
>>20140898That's a little too much, even for Manly Hayate.
rolled 88 = 88>>20140832+1>>20140898No.
rolled 13 = 13"BEHOLD! I HAVE MARCHED FOR MANY MOONS AND HAVE BEHELD MANY BEASTS AND HAVE RETURNED VICTORIOUS WITH MY CONQUEST! PREPARE FOR CELEBRATION, TONIGHT WE FEAT LIKE KINGS!
>>20140934>>20140955>>20140982Well how about just they 'what say ye' bit?
>>20140773"I AM VICTORIOUS AND BRING HOME THE SPOILS OF BATTLE!" you yell out into the hallway.The girls, hearing this pile out to greet you."I take it that things went well?" asks Ursula."INDEED! I HAVE HERE NOW CAPTURED THIS WENCH DOTH PROFESSED HER LOVE FOR MY GLORIOUS SELF! WHAT SAY YE OH FAMILY?""First things first Hayate... Use your inside voice." Hina says with a smack on your head."Sorry.." you chuckle."Don't you need to put her down?" Asks Perrinne"I like it like this." Answers Mio from your shoulder."So... Mio. You lost huh?" Asks Erica as she walks behind you to confront the pirate."I did. It was a good fight.""Aiyaa... And after we even gave you permission to not hold back, he still got you first?" the German facepalms."What can I say... He's good." She tells the girl.WAT SAY/DO?
>>20141106Conspiring against me wench? We'll see about that!Then throw Erika over your other shoulder and march for the bedroom.
>>20141106!A setup!
>>20141106Poke Mio."Ask."Confession or no we still have procedure to follow.
>>20141106"Oh ho! What's this? Conspiring to have Mio make me admit defeat? You know there's only one way to do that."
>>20141232I think they want some spankings.
rolled 70 = 70>>20141277>>20141126>>20141143+1
>>20141143"Hey don't you think it's about time you asked?" you say with a poke at Mio"err..." she squirms around on your shoulder."Mio...""Hey, Hayate..." Erica begins to say."yeah?" you ask her."She doesn't need to anymore."[ ]What?[ ]Why?[ ]How?
>>20141398"Already did?" say it with as much hope in our voice as possible.
>>20141398[x ]What?[x ]Why?[x ]How?
>>20141411Probably weeks ago
>>20141398[x]Other"Let me guess, she already asked?"
>>20141494"Let me guess.. She already asked?""Right around the time you asked to go on the offensive." She grins."She wanted to have you give in to her, but it seems like you still won in the end...""CONSPIRING AGAINST ME ARE YOU?!" you picked up the blonde German and throw her across you other shoulder."Yeah. What are you gonna do about it teacakes?" she asks defiantly."PUNISHMENT!" you stomp down to your bedroom, the others following close behind.-----------------------------------------------------------
rolled 19 = 19VERILY!
>>20141547I keep think she's wearing one of them sumo thongs till I actually open the picture.
>>20141547Ten minutes later cut to us strapped into a complicated array of hooks and harnesses and completely immobile.
>>20141547>"PUNISHMENT!" you stomp down to your bedroom, the others following close behind.Welp. Maybe we should let Trude know that Mio won't be coming home tonight?
Morning.You wake up from last night's celebrations [mostly Mio and Erica talking about how the pirate almost got you] right in the middle of a large pile.To your right, Mio, Perrinne and Hina.To your left, Ursula, Susan and Yuki.Down by your feet, Erica is once again trying to sharpen her teeth on your tibia. Fortunately, the anti-bite creme Ash gave you works and it keeps her from breaking skin.You cautiously try and wriggle out of bed, but Mio, alert as she always will be, catches your arm and pulls you back in."Where you going?" she asks a bit sleepily."Uh... to prepare breakfast.""No. Sleep in with us. Just majaik up the food later."[ ]Sure[ ]Sorry
>>20141686Can't argue with that.
rolled 21 = 21Can we teleport switch positions with Susan?
>>20141686[x]SorryTake Susan, put her in Mio's arms, and move Erica to her legs.Then get out of bed, ready breakfast.
>>20141709Watch is still broken, so any teleport has a chance of failure and breaking the Cassiopeia worse.
>>20141686Ok just for today.
>>20141686Yeah, that sounds good.
>>20141738Our teleport is watch based?I thought it was a butler thing?
>>20141686[x]SorryBulter, duty, love, must beat Susan to the kitchen.Is it Saturday? I think it is. Prepare for a mad dash to Cogbeard.
>>20141796Teleport is timestop + bunnymode speed.
>>20141686But MAJAIK'd food isn't made with the love my family deserves!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLsdJlfA23E
>>20141812No we had a specific 'teleport to friends' power that was separate from those.
>>20141836No, that ability was suggested, but wasn't picked up during initial character creation. And the one teleport ability we DID get, is based on the Cassiopeia.
For now at least, it's based on the Watch.Preferably, we learn one that's not quite so dependant on it during the timeskip.
>>20141867Wrong.
"Oh, okay. Just for today." you settle back into bed and she wraps her arms around you.A few moments later, when it appears like she was about to go back to sleep, she tenses up."CRAP! I FORGOT TRUDE!" she says as she bolts up right."hmmn? anything wrong?" you ask her"She's going to be pissed!" she says in an uncharacteristically scared toneWAT DO?
>>20141959When is she not?
>>20141959So what's new?
>>20141959Hahaha, Awww shit."What exactly will she be pissed about?"
>>20141952I'm sorry, but you're incorrect. We got the teleportation later with the watch. It's based of using Bunny mode and time stop.That's why we can't currently use it.>>20141959Why? Did she want to join us?
>>20141959"I'll go with you and apologize, my fault anyway..." get a clone to make breakfast. "I'll get the moonlight ready... "
>>20141959"Shall I go and apologize for you?"Take this opportunity to switch Erica over to Susan, and get out of bed.
>>20141959Invite Trude over for breakfastMio can apologize and explain then.>>20141952The teleport as LG explained was a combination of stopping time for an instant with the cassiopeia and using bunny mode to move 500 meters in a second, we could bypass the usual restrictions on usage of both abilities with it because both were used for a tiny amount of time.
>>20141952Swag Status should be "Overpowering"Can anyone update this?
>>20141959"Should I invite Trude over for breakfast to explain? I hardly think she'll make a scene with everyone there."
>>20142019Nah it is currently ?No one can measure it any more
>>20141959LETS FUCK TRUDE!
>>20142019I did it last time and it took way too long and there is too much shit to put down.Also that fucking luck potion, we should have given some to Souseke or something, dude sure could use some.
>>20142006We used it once to get out of a locked room, though.
>>20142006So, smartypants, when we were locked in the freezer with Keima in that simulation, how did we get out? We can't bunny-mode through locked doors.
>>20142006That's some bullshit because we've used it to pass through solid objects and it initially had a restriction to only work to bring us to our friends.
>>20142083Have you ever watched the movie Clockstoppers?Using the watch to freeze time, and bunny-mode, we speed up to a point where our molecules were no longer completely solid. We then used the fact that we were insubstantial to vibrate through the door.Or we used data manipulation to cheat.
>>20142077Nah that is a "Hey were going to die if a miracle doesn't happen" potion, 1 week of luck is stolen from us to give someone else 5 minutes.
rolled 20 = 20>>20142040On a scale of 1 to 10 swag levels appear to be approaching Graham's number.
>>20141952>>20142079>>20142083>>20142093Look, this is when we first got teleport:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18080119#18080211>By tapping into both your bunny mode and time stop capabilities, you are now able to "teleport" to your allies. Maximum range of 500 meters. usable 5 times a day.The power is based on the watch.
>>20142107What a useless potion.Unless we can give some to Susan or something like that
>>20142106>vibrate through the doorSeeing as we didn't cause nuclear fucking fusion and explode, I'm guessing that didn't happen.
>>20142156We can to Susan yes, just not us.Create some sorta timey wimey luck warp,destroy the metaverse or something if we drank it.
>>20142180Majiack, stop asking questions we don't gotta explain shit.On an unrelated note check it out,http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGQjEeIIrwEbest spiderman is the best.
"Why?" you ask her"She should have been waiting for me to get back.""I see... Want me to go with you? It is my fault fro dragging you here after-all.""Will you?""Yeah, of course."The two of you get out of bed followed by Susan who was also waiting for you to get up."Sooo..." you twin begins to say. "you screwed?""Maybe. Ready some healing potions and maybe bandages.""You got it." she says as she gets ready to head to the kitchen.After getting ready yourself, putting on your uniform and Mio borrowing your tracksuit, the two of you head off to the room she shared with Trude in AdMin.**rollem**>taking 5th>as always lower=worse
rolled 77 = 77>>20142288Good news, Trude. You have a room to yourself now.
>>20142093>>20142083That was brought up by LG as him forgetting how it worked.If you look at the thread where we were in the freezer someone brought it up and LG even admitted her had forgotten that.
rolled 100 = 100>>20142288Whelp time to get our ass kicked.
rolled 100 = 100>>20142288>taking 5thWell shit.And LG, can you just put up an explanation about our teleport power again, and why we were able to teleport through a locked door, so that when it inevitably comes up again, we can point to your post and end it before it derails a thread?
rolled 45 = 45>>20142288
rolled 71 = 71>>20142288Rolling for I-beams
rolled 58 = 58>>20142288Hi!>>20142314>>20142319hahaha
rolled 8 = 8>>20142303No matter what the roll, is we NEED to say this!
rolled 11 = 11>>20142314>>20142319What the fuck?
rolled 84 = 84>>20142319>>20142314Problem space time continuum?
>>20142314>>20142319The RNG seed is time-based, so ya'll posted at the exact same moment
>>20142093>>20142083http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18080119/#18080211>By tapping into both your bunny mode and time stop capabilities, you are now able to "teleport" to your allies. Maximum range of 500 meters. usable 5 times a day.From LG in the training montage thread.
>>20142314>>20142319>2 nat100's in a row>only taking 5th rollI see that the diceroller's sense of humor is as biting as ever.
rolled 12 = 12>>20142314>>20142319
Ok I think the double 100's should trump whatever we got for the fifthIt is too bullshit not to take.
>>20142377Walk in, Trude's sitting there in a nighty."Mio, you knew the deal. We were both gonna jump him last night. . . "
>>20142347Source?Don't get me wrong, no real reason ti think you're lying and that explanation does see a bit more likely.I just wish to believe.
>>20142418Moot's said it before. It's easier than an actual random dice mechanic, so he just used the time as the RNG seed.
>>20142377Rolls are determined by post time.Two guys posted at the same time so they got the same roll. Several of the same roll in a row isn't actually all that rare here because of how the pseudorandom number generator works.
>>20142319Teleportation was supposedly a combination of timestop & bunnymode. But know why you never used up any bunnymode even if you teleported?It was based on line of site first, but you have gotten to the point that if you can visualize your destination clearly, and you have a good fix on a way-point [any ally] you can now surpass solid obstacles.It's still based on the watch though, you tap into the watch to use the teleport.>mike came up with the bunnymode+ timestop initial "teleportation">But as you grew accustomed to it, you began to tap into the watch's potential in on itself>explains why you can teleport in mid air [nowhere to run]>TLDR, IT'S MAJAIK.
>>20142438>>20142418>>20142436>>20142354>>20142347You folks do realize that the chances of two people in completely different places posting at the exact same second is incredible right?That makes them even more 100-idy
>>20142466Thanks, LG. Now that's out of the way, what about getting using those dual 100's?
>>20142484Kinda sorta not reallyIt doesn't even necessarily mean the exact same second depending on how the function works, which we can only speculate on.We got four nat 1s in a row once for example, likely posted over several seconds.
>>20142466>visualize your destination clearlyAnd even when we can't. . . Sorry, Yuki.
>>20142523If the seed were based on minute the system would repeat far to many times, it'd be the exact same second.
>>20142524Well we less use destination as we use people as a reference for our destinationAnd in our panic we just went for the closest we could get to Yuki...
>>20142552Or the function could do something goofy with a hash or something where similar times have a good chance or returning the same roll.
>>20142331the two of you walk into the suite to find Trude drinking coffee at the table.She narrows her eyes momentarily at Mio, studying the trainee's jumpsuit that she was wearing, before she asks: "I take it that you two had fun?""Ehehehe... We did." Mio scratches the back of her head. "I'msorry fornottellingyouiwasn'tcominghome!"The pirate blurts out."...It's okay. I was expecting you not to anyway. Now, go get showered and ready for work." she then throws you a look as Mio smiles awkwardly and heads for her room.. "So, Hayate," she asks as the two of you were left alone "What's the deal with you two?"WAT SAY?
>>20141686>To your left, Ursula, Susan and Yuki.>Yukiwat?
>>20142584I don't see how that would be viable for a site as active as 4chan.
>>20142619The dice function only works on /tg/. He didn't need to make it work well, he just made it work decent.A hash would easily acomplish that.
>>20142619The diceroller only exists on /tg/, which is a relatively slow board, and tends to repeat rolls in sequence pretty often.
>>20142596"I put my tongue in her butt last night."
>>20142659Original tongue-butt anon, is that you? Because that was perfect timing.
>>20142596"I love her, she loves me, she talked with the other girls and they were apparently trying to see which one of us would break down first."
>>20142596Mio attempted to seduce me and I retaliated by trying to seduce her and we sort of ended up in a cross counter of seduction which caught each of us
>>20142610Erica has taken to throwing her and Susan into the pile.
>>20142619/o/ had a single motorcycle thread as a sticky for like six months./k/ had the same thing with a Libya thread.A lot of dumb things happen on the slower boards because /b/, /a/, and /v/ account for like three quarters of total traffic.
rolled 84 = 84>>20142659It's really annoying with people thinking i'm trolling as anon but I must support this post.
>>20142648>>20142638I'll give you that one.
>>20142596"I have met with my Adversary and she is mine."
>>20142675Im all for "I love her, she love me, we're a happy family."
>>20142596"Mio attempted to seduce me and I retaliated by trying to seduce her and we sort of ended up in a cross counter of seduction which caught each of us""and that means?" she asksMio now wrapped in a towel and headed to the shower says from across the room, "We're together!""Yeah... that. hahaha" you laugh uncomfortably."I see... And she's moving in with you I take it?""We haven't discussed that yet actually.""I AM!" came a shout from the shower."..." Trude, frustrated and inexplicably annoyed by this just falls into the couch and sighs.WAT DO?
>>20142857She's just jealous she can't join in.
>>20142857"May I help in any way, Trude?"Pour her another cup of coffee (have Kraus scan the coffee to get the right blend), while making note of whether it has cream or not.Apply cream as necessary to bring it back up to the ratio she originally had, as well as adding sugar as needed.We're gonna butle her socks off.
>>20142857You are welcome to come over for meals and the like to make sure everything is going well Trude.I swear I didn't actually intend this to happen.
rolled 96 = 96>>20142857DO THINGS>ALL THE TH"INGS
>>20142896>I swear I didn't actually intend this to happenWe didn't? I'm pretty sure we did.
>>20142886i like the cut of this man's gib
>>20142857"Have you had breakfast yet, Trude? If not, please, allow me to serve you."And wordlessly fill up her coffee like in >>20142886
If you want trude, you could probably pick a room in the resort too. There's plenty of room and it'd allow you to be close to the girls.
>>20142857... has Trude met Susan yet?
>>20142913We didn't actually mean to swag Mio but it happened.Largely because we decided to go with the melmo trolling which was the greatest bad idea we have had.It even affected Trude pretty badly and I think it still is.
>>20142857"is there anything I can do to help?" you ask as you pour her another cup of coffee."Can you promise me that she'll get to work on time?""I'll make sure of it.""Can you control her drinking?""She's been doing it herself for some time now.""Will you take care of her?""Of course.""..." she doesnt seem satisfied.
>>20143006"Does someone want a beach-side room?"
>>20143006"My assurances are just talk, after all. Would you like to see first-hand, and judge me by my actions, more than by my words?"
>>20143006"I'm not the only other person in this relationship, Trude. We're a family. Even if I do screw up somehow, one of the girls will step in and be mad at me until I fix it."
>>20143036>>20143029These two, this order.
>>20143006"The guest room is now free if you'd find yourself lonely living alone."
>>20142314>>20142319Mio walks out of the shower, still just wrapped in her towel and walks towards you."If you're that worried about me, why don't you come with us?" she asks the girl"Wha-?!" she exclaims."I mean, there's plenty of extra rooms you could use, you could keep an eye on us, and not to mention the food there is great." Mio tells her."But.. But..""Beach side mansion..." Mio smirks"I can't""In-house butler...""I don't want to be a bother.""He cooks so well...""No, I can't..""You can be the mother-in-law." Mio's smirks evilly"I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE THE MOTHER IN LAW!"WAT SAY/DO?
>>20143233The choice is yours Trude.Why not join us for breakfast at the very least?
>>20143233"Of course, Trude. But really, it wouldn't be a bother to me or Susan. "At the very least, please, join us for breakfast. I'm sure Erica and the others would love to have you over."
>>20143233"24/7 access to a beach, house keeping, great company, you can keep an eye on your girls... fresh food every morning, lunch and night... sounds pretty sweet to me"
>>20143233"It would be no trouble, and I believe it would be nicer for you than living here all by yourself. The Witches from your universe are like your family too, are they not?"
Aaaand, I have officially caught up to present time in Mahou Shounen Quest. By my count it has taken exactly one week of reading during all of my spare time.Permission to come aboard?
>>20143354Of course, your always welcome to the party. Of apparently... what are we up to? 8 not counting those caught in our gravity?
>>20143233"It would be no trouble, and I believe it would be nicer for you than living here all by yourself. The Witches from your universe are like your family too, are they not?""Yeah they are...""Then why not do it?""I really shoudn't...""How about this Trude, have breakfast with us, then you can think about it afterwards.""I'll do just that..."------------------------------------------------------A moment later, Mio gets ready for work quickly and comes out of her room with duffel bag."I'm ready." she says as she jumps into your arms.You take Trude's hand and you three teleport back into the bottle.
>>20143368Where do we draw the line, is the question. Do we include Susan? Yuki? Miki? Keima?
>>20143392If they have slept in our bed, count them.
>>20143354Permission Granted Sailor.Welcome Aboard the SS Swagyate. Watch out for Fritz the Pirate, and Udz. Lookout and Quartermaster are pretty cool guys.
>>20143392Susan is us, though, so in a way she doesn't really count. Fortunately, she acts as another Hayate, letting us get more done.
>>20143413So nine: Erica, Ursula, Nanoha, Hina, Perrine, Mio, Susan, Yuki, and Miki. Am I forgetting anyone?
>>20143450Nine Companions... then they shall be the Fellowship of the Swag.
>>20143392We draw the line at those currently in our gravitySo the idol twins, Keima, trude(?), miki and that's it.And Athena as a plot point,
>>20143450I don't think we should include Miki quite yet. Her sleeping in our bed was mostly incidental (from Hayate's point of view), not because she's a Loved One.
>>20143473Ow.
>>20143477She was also in the mass make out session after we rocked shit with Freddy mercury.She is pretty solidly in there
>>20143477She's climbed into the stack a few other times. Hayate was surprised as hell right after the whole port-key stamp thing. That's why we put duct tape over them.
Back at the house, you head off to the kitchen as Mio discusses the prospect of Trude moving into an unused room with the girls.Susan, given the great hearing that she also has like you do, hears their conversation from across the hall."Sooo... You wen't out with one girl, came back with two? unbelievable."[ ]It's not like that![ ]Yeah, sorta[ ]Other
>>20143501Yeah, sorta.It's no use denying it.
>>20143501[x]It's not like that!Not yet, anyway.
>>20143501Susan, don't give me that.I came back with two new girls when I was thrown in the brig. You're surprised when I come home with one extra?
>>20143501[x] Yeah, sortaErica, Ursula, Mio, and Perrine were like her family before we even met. So Trude is family too... just not in the same sense as the others. It's her choice whether she'll remain that way or not.
>>20143501[x]Other"And you are surprised by this how, my dear 'sister'?"Still need to take Susan to karaoke. In matching outfits.
>>20143501"You mean you haven't come to expect this kind of thing yet? You, of all people? I'm still waiting for the day when YOU bring a girl back. Or Keima."I really hope this goes through. I don't know if it's my computer or my internet, but something is shitting up on me.
Let Trude explain, she's a big girl.Also, it'll be cute to see her try to rationalize herself.
>>20143501"Pretty much yea." shrug. "This one is just worried about her girls. Don't rightly blame her."
>>20143568this, seems fun
"yeah, sorta... But she's just here because she's concerned about everyone else. And it's still not a sure thing if she'll stay.""Suuuuuure..." she says cryptically as you finish preparing and head out to serve breakfast.--------------------------------------------------------------At the table, you again take your customary seat at the head with the other surrounding you.Trude, sandwiched between Erica and Mio is getting barraged with the pros of moving in."Large baths.""Great food""Dedicated teleportation system""Personal library.""A larger room.""A garden.""A private beach""Full use of Hayate." Erica emphasized the word FULL.You keep out of their way, leaving Trude to those two, and turn to the othersTALK TO WHO? WHAT SAY?
>>20143667Talk to Susan."Oh, I'll be going to pick up Nanoha and her team from field training tomorrow. Mike said that they needed someone and I volunteered. I'll give you the Cassiopeia so if Cogbeard doesn't show up today, you can get it to him to have it fixed."
>>20143667Go see how Mandy is going.See if she has any ideas for how she wants the lake etc made
>>20143667>Erica emphasized the word FULL.You'd think she'd emphasise USE.>>20143697Do this.>>20143702Then this.
>>20143719Nah use isn't as important as FULL use of hayate.
>>20143697This, and ask the group as a whole if they want to do something special for when Nanoha gets back.>>20143702 This after breakfast is over.
>>20143667"Let's search for Trea-sha!"
You turn to your sister, and say."Oh, I'll be going to pick up Nanoha and her team from field training tomorrow. Mike said that they needed someone and I volunteered. I'll give you the watch so if Cogbeard doesn't show up today, you can get it to him to have it fixed.""Wait, you're going to get her off-world?" She asks."yeah headed to that Dimension for some diplomatic duties and such.""I see... Well, Sure I could keep the watch. It's not like you're gonna need it for a simple trip right?""Yeah, I'm sure I won't be needing it. And it's not like I could use it anyway in the state that it's in now."------------------------------------------------------------------Breakfast finishes soon after you chat with everyone else, with Mio and Erica still trying to convince Trude. As the girls got ready for class, you and Susan head into the gardens accompanied by Mio and Trude.There, you find Mandy in her usual spot by the small bush."good morning Mandy. How are things today?""We're doing great." she answers."And him?" you ask with a nod towards the bush."He's doing great, his roots dug in 20 centimeters deeper and he sprouted 4 new shoots!" she answers, full of pride in her ward."That's great. hey, we have the parts for the pond you wanted, was there something specific you had in mind?""Weeell... Anything would be fine. As long as it had running water and if it could have a rocky bottom. Oh and fish! i'd like it if it had fish.""Oh, We can do that. Maybe even a stream leading to it from the pumps.""That would be amazing!" the small one says."Then we'll get right to it once classes end." you tell her as you head off to show Trude the rest of the gardens.
NEXT TIME ON MSQ:X marks the spotNew thread at 2200 4chan time.>save your good rolls, you going treasure huntan.
oh, and>MAD SCIENCE TONIGHT AT 0800
>>20143929I can just see it now.Roll a nat 100 for finding something, Mio says it seems to be incredibly powerful.Roll a nat 1 for what it is.We have unearthed an Eldritch Abomination in our home.Roll a nat 100 for diplomacy, the Eldritch Abomination reveals that it is Nyaruko-san.Roll a nat 1 for convincing the girls to accept her, they don't are so repulsed at us asking that they kill us.
>>20143936Oh yes. Relevant picture for next Sousuke Quest.
>>20143987Or >roll a nat 1, it's hastur.>roll a nat 100 the girls decide that they should leave because they don't want to get in the way of true love
