>>20056236

It's morning. When you should be in your own apartment and starting your day off with half a bottle of whiskey and a handful of painkillers, you're in the Dining Hall of a certain Garcia Lovelace instead, at the far end of a table long enough to sit a large number of rich people. At the opposite end is Garcia Lovelace himself, sitting right beside your Principal, Minase Iori. They've been smiling and laughing together before you came in, eating breakfast like a couple of lovebirds.

For some reason, you've been clenching your right hand for a fair bit as you watch them together. You loosen your fingers just as soon as you notice, wondering what brought that on.

In any case, Garcia had just asked you to join him - and Iori - for the consumption of breakfast and breakfast-related foodstuffs. You're not really one to barge into other people's houses to join them in the first meal of the day, but you're certainly not one to refuse a free meal. Especially if said meal consists of a nice healthy stack of perfectly-baked pancakes, with the right amount of syrup and a small slice of butter floating at the very top, shaped like a flower. Just like how Mami made them for you.

You start to wonder just how much Iori had told the Lovelace household about you.

Staring at the stack of pancakes, you let out a sigh, before looking at Garcia and then nodding.

"Fine," You hear yourself say. "I can spare a few minutes."

[1/3]

I MISSED YOU, DECULTURE. DO WE GET TO ADD A LITTLE BROWN THIS TIME?

>>20056242

You take your seat at the far end, across from Iori and Garcia, and you unfurl the folded linen handkerchief placed near the utensils laid out beside your plate with a snap. Fabiola steps forward to help you place the napkin itself on your lap, but she stops as she sees you tie the cloth around your neck in a crude bib. She all but giggles into a gloved hand as she looks at you, and you give her a glare.

"What?" You ask her, annoyed. She shakes her head and steps back, the small smile remaining on her face moments before it's smoothed out with maidly dignity.

You hear another giggle from across the table, and you turn towards the source of the sound. Garcia is studiously studying the remains of his eggs and bacon, while Iori is turned away, although her shoulders are shaking slightly.

Rich people, you grumble as you pick up your knife and fork.

Might as well see how their kind of pancakes measure up to Mami's, you think as you get started on the pancake at the very top of the pile. Spearing it right through with one judicious stab of the fork.

[2/3]

>>20056253

[3/3]

"So, um, Matsuda-san." Garcia says after a moment of silence where he - and Fabiola - just stares in astonishment as they watch you demolish three pancakes without even stopping. "I'd like to personally thank you for helping us with the...incident from last night. I don't know what Fabiola and I would've done if you weren't there."

You shake your head as you get started on your sixth pancake, the fourth and fifth already well on their way down your stomach. You tell him that Fabiola was more than enough to get him out of any scrap - you just took the credit by shouting a lot and being really pushy. If there's anyone that needs thanking, it's the both of them - as they helped you get Iori and her friends to safety while you ran off being stupid.

"A-ah. Well, um. It was nothing, really..." Garcia seems to be flushing crimson at your praise, a fact you don't notice as you're literally demolishing that pancake tower. For pancakes that Mami didn't have a hand in, they were...alright. Yes. That's as far as you're going to go with your praise.

You notice Iori elbowing him slightly on the side, and the young man clears his throat.

"Um. Well, in any case. Matsuda-san, Iori-san wants me to tell you that she's happy that you're alright. What she's not happy about is that you took much too long to tell her. She was...very worried, and if she says if you're just going to spend your time fooling around with other girls..." It's here that Garcia goes red. "...you should at least have the decency to tell her first."

How do you respond?

im here!!!!

>>20056258
One, there was no fooling.

Two, I don't have to report my activities to a child.

Three, she can talk to me herself or I can leave. I'll have plenty of fun shooting the mecha-bears while she stews here.

>>20056270
Nobody cares.

>>20056258
Respond with: These pancakes are delicious, May I have some more?

It's my decision who I'm drinking with, isn't it? Oh. By the way: You don't mind Iori sticking around for a while longer, do you?

"I was not fooling around. That was an important work meeting her endless calls interrupted."

>>20056258
That was actually an interrogation believe it or not.

One should never get ones fans drunk when trying to pry information out of them

>>20056283
This

>>20056258
[ ] We were not fooling around with other girls, we were getting very drunk. The drinking partner however was a bit... amorous... on her own. Not doing THAT again.

>>20056258
Sadly, that was an Interrogation. I spare no methods to get what I want. I know I should have called you earlier, Iori, but I was a bit shaken and needed a drink, then I got called over to the office, and things got a bit out of hand.

I don't really fool about.

>>20056283
This, We shouldn't have to report everything to Iori.

>>20056258
Look at Iori and apologize to her.

>>20056258
>How do you respond?
sigh "I'm not really used to having someone actually care for me. So I underestimated how worried Iori was. The yesterdays mission turned out to be quite challenging, even by my standards, so I needed some time off, which usully means - if I might be so honest - heavy drinking and forgetting the world around. As for the fooling around part - that was kind of unexpected turn of the events. I could explain further but I assume it would be quite awkward for all of us."

>>20056305
this

>>20056283
I like this... aside from the harsh third bit.

We should get her to talk alone with us though.

>>20056283
That's a bit harsh. We don't really want to sever ties with Iori. Or do we? Did I miss something in post thread chat last thread?

>>20056258

"I wasn't fooling around, I was interrogating someone. Take that for what you will but do you really think I would called during a sex session?"

>>20056258
Believe me, it wasn't fooling around. I needed a few drinks--a big few, that is--and I didn't want to bother you with the state I was in. The other girl was rather, ah, peculiar in her behaviours, and I apologise for that.

>>20056258
Face Iori. Make it quite clear we're not going to put up with childish games of 'I'm not talking to you'.
Point out that, after shredding the demon formerly known as Lance Kilgore into meaty chunks with a very large rifle normal used for stopping tanks, our emotional state was not particularly conducive to rational thought.

>>20056283
>>20056298
Strike Two, I don't have to report my activities to a child. and stuff about being a dick to Iori.

I was not fooling around, I was conducting an interrogation. admittedly it was an interrogation that got really weird really fast, and involved a lot of alcohol, But it was still an interrogation.

>>20056258
"I wasnt fooling around. Alright, Im sorry if I didnt respond to you immediately, but given the fact that I was nearly turned into that demon baron's sad excuse for lambchops, along with other nasty things that happened in that fiasco. I think I earned a few hours to waste myself with alcohol"

"And there was no fooling. I just thought that I could waste someone I needed to interview to smooth out her tongue. Though she has a really weak head for booze, but then again I dont particularly care."

>>20056318
She's getting clingy and possessive, we need to stop apologising for every little thing we do that she disagrees with. We don't necessarily want to sever ties, just stop being whipped.

>>20056318
We actually want to sever our ties and fork her off on Garcia. She's safer with him, we decided.

>>20056258
Deep sigh.

"I could explain myself, and how things weren't what they seem, but really, this is a good opportunity for something else.

Being around me long-term isn't healthy, Iori. If being mad at me is what gets you to live your own life, then i can live with that.

I could also live with more pancakes. And some waffles to go, my driver is probably hungry."

>>20056258

Hmm. Quite a quandary we have here. I'm fairly sure that the explanation of the truth requires a lot of disclosure of Magical Girl internal workings that aren't meant for the general public. Even with all the classified bits left out, I think that it would sound very outlandish and ridiculous.

I wonder if these pancakes and the whole thing are just a way of getting back at us, or if it's something there intended to lessen the blow of some more news that Iori thinks is serious. If Mami was amongst the other Eversors guarding the mansion, it's likely that Iori confided in her about this... although I'm not sure how such a discussion would influence Iori's attitude. What game is she playing here?

>>20056316
I like this version of it

Whatever we say, say it to Iori. None of this passive agressive talking through Gracia buisness.

So, a question about pancakes.
What does the butter on the top actually /do/? I mean, it's there for the first one, but then it's just gone. What was the point?
Furthermore, wouldn't the syrup make them all sticky, especially the ones lower down? Sodden, even, when it's soaked through the layers.

It wasn't fooling around actually.

Drinking with a subordinate who turned out to be a fan of my work is not really a good idea in hindsight

>>20056353
If you leave it longer than a few seconds it will soak through the centre of the pile.

Mainly it is there to look nice though.

>>20056340
she being a petulant child and talking to us though a 3rd party at the same table. I could care less what she wants.

>>20056353
this with >>20056348 . fuck this 3rd party shit.

>>20056353
I butter them as they're being stacked. The pat on top is just for garnish.

And you make it sound like something soaked with maple syrup is a bad thing. If you used real syrup, i'd probably have a go at eating maple-coated cardboard.

>>20056353
The syrup is there because it tastes good and you are meant to eat them with a fork thereby avoiding the issue of them being sticky.

Plus there is nothing so good as a stack of pancakes soaked in good quality maple syrup with a pat of butter on top, simple and delicious

>>20056359
Could it be that she is actually a child that thinks her idol and protector suddenly dumped her emotionally?

>>20056258
Eat up Pancakes without saying anything. Then proceed to speech the shit up in out in our raspy, booze-face-voice
"..When did it start to be her business what I do and who I fool around after work?. Miss Minase seems to nurture the foolish notion that there is something more going on between me and her than just being the girl I have to protect due to my work."

"Frankly, she is being a pain in the ass. Look around. This is where you belong. In a clean, little, 40-carat coated world with frilly maids and dinner tables huge enough to authorize shouting at each other over the goddamn table.

She doesn`t belong somwhere where people try to murder you in the most bloody, violently way possible. "

>>20056358
>>20056370
>>20056377
I see.
I'll have to try these pancake things sometime.

>>20056370
>the one on top is just garnish
nigga what.

however, real maple syrup would make dirt taste good.

>>20056258
First there was no fooling around.
Secondly, since when are you my girlfriend that I have to report my answers to you.
Finally, if you have something to tell me you can say it yourself, not use your kind host as a referee. That's insulting for all of us.

>>20056385
>>20056359
You shut your whore mouth.

Iori's getting complacent. We should apologise for at least not calling her to confirm our well being and the only reason we're apologising is because we view her as a friend now.

We probably shouldn't pretend that what we were doing didn't involve pleasure in some way. The lie will get back to us eventually. Instead we should simply explain that sometimes we need to get away and drink with strangers. It's less intense and doesn't kill the mood with talking about emotions.

She's lived with us for a week or so now. She should get a hint about what we're like. We do this, we are our own agent. She's not our wife.

>>20056395
Get out, /a/non. You don't belong here.

>>20056392
actions not answers.

>>20056395
should I get a WAHHHHHHHHHHBULANCE for you?

she's acting like a faggot and will get treated as such.

>>20056337
>She's safer with him, we decided.
No we didn't.
She's just going to get killed while under Lovelace's protection instead.

>>20056359
>>20056385
>>20056283

Let's not do these. We're an alcoholic and a mildly insensitive prick with an ever dwindling social circle, but we are not such a huge asshole to intentionally sabotage one of the only friendships we have left.

Lets apologize for giving her the wrong impression, say we were out drinking or interrogating or some shit, and maybe later we can give her our soul gem to lick as a present of something.

>>20056427
Yeah. The danger doesn't go away just because she isn't with us any more.

>>20056427
She'll die under ours, too. Under his she's at least happy for a while. Under ours she'll only be frustrated, sad, angry and neglected.

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>Apologizing to Iori instead of using the opportunity to get her out of our face.

You people are like a bunch of fucking retards. This is the perfect time to get her out of our world, but nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo that would be to fucking easy for you waifu-shipping sweaty fucking retards. Lets better endanger some "Normal" people some more by being around us!

Seriosly, it just boggles my mind how people on /tg/ manage to be so fucking-retarded to try to keep Iori around us.

Clearly because I somewhat like Iori, I don`t want her stick around and catch glimpses of our world. You can`t fucking do that for a prolonged time and stay unscathed,

Tell her to stay the fuck away from us!

>>20056423
>she's acting like a faggot and will get treated as such.
Ah, so just like how we normally act, and why we only have 3 friends and 1 fangirl, and everyone else either hates us or avoids us.

>>20056429
I agree with this guy.

>>20056429
Get out, /a/non. We don't want her to jump our bones.

Look, whatever we say, can we at least underline the importance of the fact that Kyuubies belong in a woodchipper?

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>>20056405
>>20056395
Can we not get into some sort of interboard skimrish and focus on what's important here?

We've got an emotionally vested client. This requires tact. A resource that has been shown, and commented upon, to be lacking in Matsuda. Last thing anyone needs is an emotional breakdown.

So the question is, how to handle this with the minimum amount of tact to not cause Iori to have an emotional meltdown and cause Chernobyl II inside this fellow's (admittedly gigantic) dining room.

There have been a couple decent suggestions. Anyone care to suggest anymore?

>>20056427
...Does it really matter? This is noir, people die. If you're that worried I'm sure we could post people to look after her.

>>20056429
Why are we being so kind to her? She's acting like a child and should be treated as such. We shouldn't give her out soulgem to lick as a present, or any weird shit like that. I like her, but holy shit, she's got us under the thumb. We shouldn't apologise for what we do in our private time.

>>20056436
Denying her the choice of her happiness is immorral.

>>20056288

Seconding pancakes.

If she wants to play this game, we'll respond in kind.

>>20056438
>push her away in the most painful, insensitive manner possible
>she harbours a grudge
>finds a golden hairpin or something
WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

I'm in favour of calling her a child. She's acting like one, and even though Chiaki really does care for her, as much as her scabby little soul can allow, she still doesn't have to take crap from her. It makes sense for the character as we've developed her to give into Iori far more than nay other person, but to be frank, Murderface is still a bitch, and if we don't let that show through some times, we're not undergoing character development, we're just playing a different character.

>>20056450
this. We have no reason to feel bad for doing what we wanted in our free time. she not our "keeper" and we don't have to be her lapdog.

Iori is a dame, not even our ideal dame. She's the dame that clutches on to us for protection as we've proven time and time again we are the only one capable of it.

All said and done though, she's at best a friend and at worst someone we're getting paid to protect. Not calling her after the incident to confirm we were alright is bad, as a friend, but we're not obliged to keep her informed of our business and pleasure.

>>20056462
Keep in mind that pretty much everyone in the quest IS infact a child.

>>20056462
This. She needs some sort of reality check here.

>>20056429
No more soul gem licking, despite the hot, shiny red button it represents. Just tactfully tell her we were not sleeping around, just drunkenly interrogating someone who idolized us.

>>20056449
>Anon in charge of not arguing itself to death.
Yeeeeah...

>>20056452
May I direct your attention to this anon's argument? >>20056462

We aren't nice or moral. We have a code and she currently doesn't fall under it.

>>20056470
yeah, but some are a bit further along in development then others.

the sheltered idol is not one.

>>20056438
Goddamn, you're just has fucking retarded as you accuse the rest of us of being.
Iori is going to die, because this is a noir setting. She's going to die, and the only difference between being with us and being with Garcia is whether she dies as soon as we turn around or in front of us.

And as for glimpsing our world, she already has. She's seen what we do up close back in the hotel, and she's already lost almost all of her friends and co-workers in a single bloody night.

Telling her to stay the fuck away from us won't do fucking jack or shit.

>>20056429
Yes, yes it is insensitive,
Yes it is about sabotaging our friendship.
Yes it is to fucking drive her away from us.
Hello, captain fucking obvious!

How much of a retard can you be? Get it through that thick hugpillow-manhandling chucklefuck-skull of yours.

She SHOULD stay away from us because its safer and better for her. Stop ruining this quest with your goddamn waifu-shipping shit!

>>20056481
I find that argument to be incorrect. Murderface has tried to reform from the moment she changed her name in thread one. We have tried our best, with failures, to be professional. Professionalism means that we handle this with tact.

>>20056495
hell, I wouldn't be suprised if QB picks her up for a MG

My vote is for simply getting up and leaving. We're on the clock, we came here to offer our apologies and tell her we've been re-assigned, not deal with a tantrum.

Just get out of the chair and leave.

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>Soul Gem licking
>mfw

>>20056470
I do forget that sometimes, between the shit we go through, and the even the way that npcs treat us. Whilst we technically are a child, at this point anime conventions are kicking in and we're something else entirely.

>>20056502
there's nothing professional here.

the loli is demanding things of our freetime

we're slapping the collar away

>>20056508 this

Uh, guys, we ARE trying to avoid Iori being raped/murdered/MagicalGirled by keeping her hidden and under MG protection, right? Chances are that Garcia's battle maids can't do shit if someone else hires another MG to capture her again.

>>20056501
This is noir
Sexual motivations are normal.

>>20056449
>>20056475
I know, but I haven't had my second cup of coffee or supresse the vestiges of my innate optimism yet. Give me 5 minutes to work up some cynicism.

Anyways, suggestion time! We can handle this with tact. And a bit of PTSD/horrorific war stories.

[x] "I could say it was an interrogation. I'd be lying. It was however, therapy. Or drinking. Lots and lots of drinking. To try and forget. What went down in there is terrible. Very. And it'll only keep happening. There is a reason they call me murderface, as much as I like to deny it. I'm not a bodyguard. I'm not a protector. You're better off here, to be honest. Without me. Sure I can guard you and stay near, but you'll be covered in blood if I do."

>>20056501
So why not just eat a .50 AE sandwich, then?
It'll obviously be better for everyone involved.

Iori is now supposedly safe, Mami doesn't have to look after us, Sayaka gets the vindication that we really are worthless, and Kyoko won't get her back broken for us again?

Really, your argument is saying that our death is the best outcome because it removes Chiaki from all of her friendships.

>>20056521
While she is being demanding, we were sort of still on clock when we called her. We just up and left after killing the deamon. But the mission was and has been a continious escort of Iori for a week or so now. We at least should have told her that we were leaving her in someone else's care.

>>20056534
I like this suggestion.

>>20056508

This would be the most direct way of going about things. I'd go with something like this:

1.) There was no fooling around with anyone.

2.) Apologize for not calling earlier. We're still getting used to this whole being human thing.

3.) Tell Iori that Chiaki is being re-assigned by the QB corporation. The QB corporation will provide the necessary details and arrangements to smooth out the transition.

4.) Stay safe.

>>20056537
That's the best idea I heard all thread. Let's do this, please! Oh wait. The quest would end. ABORTABORTABORT!

>>20056534
why the fuck are we pouring our souls out in front of 50 fucking strangers?

you people are retarded

>>20056566
There's four people here.
Four.
Not fifty.

>>20056561
Followup Magical Idol Iori Quest? Attempt blinding optimism in a noir world?

Might be fun.

>>20056574
Hmm. NO! Stop! I like the current MC! Don't tempt me!

Giving into Iori's little temper tantrum is just going to encourage her to keep throwing tantrums when she doesn't get her way. She is not our girlfriend nor our boss.

>>20056537
Fuck man, that is a really good point.

We must really suck for this to sound like a good idea. Now I'm kind of depressed, maybe we should just off ourselves. Everyone else would have alot less shit to deal with and be better of in general...Damn.

>>20056501
Except we have been over this multiple times chucklefuck
She is fucked if she goes away. Twice this has been proven and that should be enough to reinforce that if you want her not to die horribly, become a magical girl or do something else to fuck us over royally we need to stop being a cunt ( I know this is hard but if you cannot do this then shut the fuck up ) and steer her away from worse influences and situations than she is in just by being near us which she seems to be a fucking magnet for.

Jumping up and down and trying to act like a dick won't magically make her go away, Deculture will just twist it to even worse ends the more we try

>>20056429

I'm all with you up until the whole licking soul gems thing. I don't even mind the occasional piece fetishism during our downtimes, but giving Iori our Soul gem ever sounds like a recipe for disaster.

It's not a toy. That's our life. We toyed around with Midori's soul gem because we were literally toying with her life during the interrogation, it wouldn't be wrong to call it rape (albeit as a experimental torture technique).

In keeping with our paranoia we should only entrust our soul gem to people we trust without a doubt, right now the closest to that is Mami, maybe Kyoko though we wouldn't have any reason to fool with her. We don't currently trust Mami's judgement so I'd say she's pushing it too.

Anyway, we should avoid direct intimacy with Iori in the hope she gets the hots for Garcia or something. I'm not saying we should dump her entirely, friends are something we like, it's a safety net, but relationship with someone who only likes us because we saved them at a rough time? She was bordering on obcession, who knows what crazy controlling shit she'll do if we give her any power over us.

>>20056556
Stop the fuck apologizing to her because she is being a goddamn brat!

What the fuck is wrong with you people?!

"Oh no, Iori is upset, lets jump and tut to her every whim, instead of trying to keep her away from our mahou-shoujo shit! WHAT COULD POSSIBLYGO WRONG?!"

Its like you can literally FEEL the /a/ waifufags and chucklefucks oozing in on this quest and being retarded with their Uguuu~~~~~~Waifushit!

>>20056566
Who said anything about souls? That's just a summary. A life story would be everything about Matsuda's anmesia, pinky, every little thing she's screwed up, and stuff like her relationship with Mami.

What you're calling a life story would take all of half a minute to say aloud. Hardly a life story or pouring one's soul out. I'm sorry it's too verbose for you though.

>>20056573
and the hundreds of maids waiting for sweet sweet gossip

we barely know the four we're talking to aside from their names

>>20056534 is fucking retarded.

>>20056581
Actually she is
She hired us to protect her therefore she is our employer.

Now if 765 pro had hired us then it would be a different story but they didn't. We found that out quite clearly

>>20056592
>we should be a dick to ALL OF OUR FRIENDS! If they get upset, THEY'RE BEING A BRAT!

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Everybody saying to dump Iori like we don't care have to remember that we (Chiaki) actually care about her more than we can admit it.
We liked her, we called her "our idol", and right there was the hand gripping and obvious jealousy tingle seeing her going along with Garcia.
Stop trying to force your opinion into the character.

You know, if we are talking about suggestions about what Iori should do when we are gone it should be:

"Move on with your life"

>>20056585
Welcome to the bright world of Puella Magi Madoka Magica.

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>>20056592
You Seem Upset.

>>20056602
We aren't being a dick, she's being a brat. Apologise for not calling sooner, fine, it's understandable she'd be upset, But don't apologise for our private life or anything. That's pants on head retarded.

>>20056603
We need to set up limits. She can't just start ignoring us and talking through a third party every time we do something she doesn't agree with. She's not our mother or lover.

>>20056601
Our mission is to protect Iori, we knew she was currently being protected by the Lovelace household. Thus job accomplished.
Matsuda is not Iori's little lapdog trained to do tricks at her command.

>>20056592
I might agree with you if you weren't a raging faggot

>>20056601
Not anymore. We've been reassigned this morning/late at night yesterday. Somewhere between 2300 and 0200.

Gentlemen, we dont need to outright apologize to her, but at the same time, we should keep her relatively close to us. If we do push Iori away, theres a big chance that she'll end up in Pinky's little hands.

How about we go along the lines that after all the shit that has happened, all the crap that we did for HER, we deserve a little alcohol break. and explain the misunderstanding. That can aslo take root and become resentment from her. Best prune in quickly.

>>20056592
So suggest that we off ourselves.
That's the safest course of action then, isn't it?

Iori is going to die whether she's with us or not because of the conventions of the genre, so it doesn't matter.

If you don't want Chiaki to simply put a bullet through her Soul Gem to end it all, then keeping Iori with us prevents a way from her dying or taking up a contract that fucks us over.

>>20056626
>>20056626
Now this guy is using his head.

>>20056601
She hired us to protect her, not be her lapdog. We don't have to justify anything we do on our downtime between missions.

if she wants to be a brat we can just walk out and do the Russia mission.

>>20056592

It's not bowing to her every whim. It's being diplomatic and trying to calm the situation a bit. Apologizing for not calling earlier when she tried calling us 30 consecutive times just to make sure that we weren't a red splatter on the wall with glasses could help smooth the situation over a little bit. While she's not our keeper or someone who has any direct authority as to what we do with our free-time, we have to let her down gently or she'll snap. We don't want to gain another enemy Magical Girl in the future or provide a potential target for Pinky.

At any rate, we shouldn't get into this game that she's trying to ensnare us in. It's a bit out of our element, and we're still on a schedule here.

101 posts before the first deculture reply? Sounds about right.

Can Green cast her illusions on other people or just herself? It would be really helpful if we could sneak ourselves into places, instead of just her.

>>20056626
honestly, I'd rather have to kill her at this point.

100 post of nothing but waifu vs anti-waifu rage.

>>20056637
QB told her we were fine

>>20056637
We didn't have the phone at the time, did we? We just couldn't know.
>>20056635
We've already accepted the mission.

>4 posts from OP
>over 100 from others
GO GO GO 1000 POST THREAD

>>20056618
She has been getting pretty fucking close to it these last how many threads? And murderface for her part seems to be getting those annoying confusing feelings given our interactions with her up until now.

Neckbeards can scream all they want about /a/ shit but this is just how it has been presented to us.
The character that we have ended up as is trying to actually be less of a cunt and less a waste of space and holy fuck there is a character that it is established A cares about her and B is trying to help her change which means we generally avoid going "hurp durp grimdark manly bullshit" every time something happens.

Yes we bend to her a bit much but surprisingly that's what people do for those they care about. Something that is obviously a foreign concept to half the people in this thread.

>>20056641
she can do area illusions

thus how she made the room full of rapists look empty

>>20056592
He mad

>>20056651
No. He tried, but she hanged up every time, like the good little girl she is.

>>20056603

If you've been reading the quest you will realise that the character does that because of our decisions. There are some things that were established at the start by Deculture, but as we made choices we've started to change. Everyone was at some point including Iori as a possible ship so that possessiveness was picked up on.

Dropping her can be worked out IC, with Kyoko we got a big case of 'people around us get hurt' which can give us a reason to suddenly clam up.

Well, this is all moot point really, as I don't want to dump Iori, just point out we are the character, deculture just rationalises our choices with the setting.

My advice if it's not too late?

Apologise curtly, she's being bratty but she's earned that this time. She's a idol normally it's nice to see she's not mindlessly loyal. If we expect her to let us be ourselves we have to expect she acts like a princess sometimes.

Briefly explain that we needed a break away from all the people you are close to. That's both true AND will imply we're close to her but needed some space.

>>20056651
Point taken comrade. That would trully simplify things, but with the mutant cat eyeing us and Chiaki being monitored for golden gun corruption, that would be a bad idea.

And to the people saying that she is acting like a brat, no offense but that is to be expected. She is ateenage idol with a pretty face and an even prettier bank account. She may have not been born in wealth, but she sure is in now. BEing rich at that age will have some consequences.

and besides, its fucking noir. If shit went our way it wouldnt be noir

>>20056668
Seconding this.
Nice to see someone with half a fucking brain in here

>>20056668
It probably is too late, seeing as it's been almost an hour sinve the previous post. But I'm guessing that means Deculture has been reading through the arguments. I hope.

>>20056668
I can agree with that.

>>20056603


This. Even if some people don't like it, our character cares deeply for Iori. The whole idea is for us to make decisions our character would make. The occasional bit of harshness and rough edgedness should come through, but we still put up with far more of Iori's crap than we would from even Mami, and we'll accept pretty much anything from the flaxen haired pancake wench who cared about us when no one else did. That being said, Chiaki can't communicate the way she feels the way we can. She's still learning how to be a human being, so any suggestions where we reasonably discuss our emotional state are pants on head retarded, and very out of character. We should ignore this farce, and just talk straight to Iori. She's being petty because she cares about us, so she get's a pass, but if she keeps on talking through Garcia, we thank him for his hospitality and we walk out.

>>20056675

>>20056283
was a perfectly fine response. We had just saved her life, again, and took some downtime.

If she had issues with us she could air them in private like a civilized person. Otherwise we have better things to spend our time on.

>>20056668
I agree with your assessment.
Apologize, briefly explain, don't bow and scrape but try to stop being an utter bitch like Murderface was.
Otherwise, Sayaka is right and we really should just eat a bullet to save her the trouble of retiring us.

>>20056668

This seems like a nice compromise.

And holy crap guys, calm down. This is getting worse than arguing for requisitions.

>>20056683
read

>>20056668

>>20056677
I'm surprised Deculture puts up with the constant shitstorm that is the retarded "HURR must be grimdark as possible vs waifu" debate that pops up EVERY FUCKING THREAD.

In his place I would have just said fuck you all and left it.

>>20056668
You're a beacon of light in this dark dark world

>>20056690
>This is getting worse than arguing for requisitions.
Please. Nothing is as bad as Requisitions at its height.

Aaaaaaaaaah Deculture save us from ourselves.

Or at least give us something new to argue about...

>>20056693
To be fair, the fact that people are shitstorming proves that we actually care about the quest and are invested in it. It'd be worse if no one cared and no one posted.

>>20056699
This is fast approaching it.

>>20056693
I agree. It's also a damn shame that the best responses are only turning up now. When it's far too late.
>>20056683
>>20056668
>>20056603

I think the concensus at this point is to apologise, but don't be a bitch about it. Then briefly explain ourselves without giving too many details.

Can we move on already? Concession between waifu and non-waifu crowds that works is keeping her at arms length but friend zoning her.

It's a strong point that rejecting her outright will just push her into another dilemma. Let's just have her cool her shit so when we get back from Russia she isn't some crazy ass magic girl obsessed with capturing us alive and licking our soul gem for eternity.

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>>20056699

>>20056702
It isn't a matter of caring it is the matter of how much can these fucking sperglords argue the one point?

I know I am on tg and everything but this is worse than edition wars and with less basis

It is like listening to the 10 year olds down at GW argue whose army is cooler because of what is written in their codex

"Iori, let's get some things straight. I like you. And I'm fairly sure you like me too, at least up until that misunderstanding, but I'll clear that up later. Liking someone doesn't mean you should get together. If anything, I want to avoid getting together with you because associating with me longer than necessary means one of two things. One. You die. My work is dangerous. Two. You get recruited to become a magical girl too. Which is worse yet, trust me on that one. Besides you being my principal, I would hate to see either happen. Neither of us can afford getting close to each other, for your own sake. I'm really sorry, it's just better this way. As for the misunderstanding, I was trying to shut the bitch up, but it backfired. Some higher power hates my luck."

>>20056693
40k fags don't understand that noir does not equal grimdark
Animu fags don't understand skirt chasing in noir (although common) is dangerous

>>20056705
The consensus at this point is moot since Deculture probably started writing long ago.

>>20056712
GOTTFUCKINGDAMMIT WE ARE NOT GETTING THAT PIECE OF SHIT!
There are more important things to use Requisitions on than that hunk of scrap metal!

>>20056716
Well said, Alexi. Well said.

>>20056677
honestly, he should only take the first ~10 non-retarded replies(no, "stick in her pooper")

waiting an hour between post just lets the shitstorm power up.

>>20056705
either she talks to us herself, preferably in private, or we should walk.

We don't have to take this passive aggressive crap from her, we can offload her to some other unit. It's US that is protecting her, at our willing not hers. We just finished the "unlimited grief seeds forever" mission.

generally, I'm against DM railroading, but in this case I kind of want it.

I would like Deculture to railroad us right past all of this argument rage-shitstorm bullshit that comes up every time we need to make a decision.

I would not mind getting on with it rather than having a thread filled up with pointless bullshit.

>>20056722
Honestly I don't see a whole lot of skirt chasing.
I see a character trying to be a better person and not offhand mentally ruining a stupid girl with a stupider crush.

There are bits and they are funny but nothing to the degree that some people are claiming

>>20056739
half the reason people want to be nice to the loli is so they can read about her masturbating and calling our names from our bed again.

>>20056735
NO RAILROADING
That would create rage of world ending proportion!

>>20056716

I still think this is a bit too reasonable for Murderface. Yeah, fair enough that her character is shaped by what we want to do, but we do still need to balance that with what makes sense with previous incarnations. Just because everyone in the thread says "stick it in her pooper" doesn't mean it's in character. We should try and be reasonable, but our plan to stick her with Garcia has backfired somewhat since we feel a bit jealous, so being curt right now makes sense.

>>20056739
Most of the skirt chasing is TOWARDS Murderface, which is then ignored. As proper for Noir, dames be crazy

>>20056730

Deculture usually nabs a rough concensus within the first fifteen or so replies. He then posts about 25 minutes later.

That it's taken this long means he's either eating, reading everything, or our suggestions have become the shitstorm and the resulting post is gonna be a super whammy.

Gentlemen. Prepare for the worst. Like Garcia Lovelace taking umbrage at our speach to Iori and having head Maid sort out our shit for us on the front lawn.

>>20056757
And what evidence do you have to back that claim up?
Because honestly I see none, I see someone pushing what he thinks is the reason onto everyone who has a differing opinion to himself.

>>20056757
Wow, with your amazing psychic power to know what people are thinking merely by reading words on the internet, how have you not taken over a small country yet?

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Everyone, summon Deculture!

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>>20056760
if fourteen 50 MT bombs suddenly exploded right on top of us...

I would just laugh.

>>20056773
WITH ALL OUR CUTES COMBINED

Is Midori a reference to any particular show, or an OC? I haven't gone through the extended Madoka stuff yet.

>>20056767
Well there is the part of us that tries to kill our emotions. Even if we are jealous we desperately cling to reason to get through our job.

>>20056784
I would say we deserved it for having continual shitstorms over trivial things.

Nyan nyan nyan nihao nyan!
Gorgeous!
Delicious!
DECULTURE!!

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>>20056773

>>20056716
>"I tried to punish the interrogated for interrupting my call but she ended up liking it."
I like this explanation.

>>20056786
I think she is an OC

>>20056402 >>20056305 >>20056283 >>20056283

You take your time chewing and swallowing the last surviving pancake of your once-tall tower of soft, fluffy, syrup-soaked heaven. You have murdered each and every one that had come before it with the stark efficiency and precision that has become expected of you - and it's with a rare sense of bliss that you savor the very last bite, letting its memory linger on your tongue before you let it slide down your throat. Your eyes closing momentarily as you let the warmth blossom from your stomach.

You open your eyes after a moment, letting out a wistful sigh.

"Would...you like some more, Matsuda-san?" Garcia is the first to speak, and he must have deduced your answer from the look on your face as he nods at Fabiola. She immediately seems to materialize beside you, replacing your empty plate with one endowed with a taller pile. You don't even wait for Fabiola to retract her hand before you start again. Devouring pancakes like no one's business.

But before you stick the neatly-sliced cut of pancake into your mouth, it's then that you manage to stop yourself - and with no small amount of self-control, you place your fork down on the plate as you look at the couple sitting across from you. Garcia 's eyes widen as he sees your glare - but it's mostly Iori you're looking at, who is trying to return it with a good amount of embarrassment and indignation.

You're not a social person. That you understand yourself.

But you think you know how to handle this.

>>20056757
NO! Bad anon! No more shitstorm causing! Bad!

>>20056773
WE NEED MORE SCOTTY

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>>20056773
>>20056784
Cute things, you say?

>>20056801

"I apologize."

You say this. Not murmuring, not mumbling, not grumbling. You say it loudly and clearly enough so that it carries to the other end of the table, eliminating any chance of confusion on Iori's part. You're also momentarily surprised at how rough your voice is, but that's neither here nor there.

Iori blinks at this, but does not look away.

"I apologize for not calling right away." You place your knife down beside your plate, the serrated edge still glistening with syrup. "A mistake on my part. It's only standard procedure that I do so, in order to check on your safety after I left you in their care. I recognize my failing and will be sure to correct it."

"W-well, I don't think you really need to, Matsuda-san, you had pressing issues to deal with--" Garcia seems to blurt out, but Iori shushes him. He hastily apologizes in a whisper, and you wonder just how close they've become in the short time they've been together. "Anyway, Matsuda-san, it was just that--"

"But that is all I am going to apologize for." You cut Garcia off as you continue. "I am sure Minase Iori-san is aware of my drinking habits. It's my way of...unwinding, especially after work. I will not make excuses for it, and only admit that it is a vice I partake in. I will also not apologize for it, nor will I apologize for her hearing a colleague's drunken antics. I do not believe that qualifies as fooling around - but even if it does, why would she care? Why would my client care about how I spend my free time?"

Iori's eyes widen at this, seemingly stunned into silence, before turning away, seemingly angry, embarrassed and close to tears all at once.

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>>20056808
DON'T YOU START

>>20056801
I claim a small part in his summoning

>>20056801
>But you think you know how to handle this.
Oh god, we're about to start hurling smoke grenades like a deranged pitching machine, aren't we?

>>20056791
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh DECULTURE R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

>>20056810
Yes finally some progress. Thank you Deculture

>>20056814
...

why don't we have a Nazi magic girl?

Deculture, WORK ON IT STAT. Misaka must have a German rival!

>>20056810
Oh dear, this could go either way.

Awaiting third post on the edge of my seat.

>>20056735

To be fair, it only happens with decisions that are clearly setting the tone for a relationship or a key encounter. The other arguments are never ending, really all I want is something more middle of the road. Pursuing a harem will be the death of this quest, same could be said for unnecessarily cruel torture and decisions.

I want Noir investigations into the goings on in our Magic Girl universe, I want Noir tone to our Magic Girl relationships. I want Magic Girl Noir.

And I guess while I'm at it a slice of 40k is like the cherry on top, not everyone wants the cherry but that's just how shit is and we've got to take it or leave it as we want. Personally I think like the cherry on top it should just be a bit of garnish, not the focus. I like references but don't like when those references come and fight each other in place of Magic Girl duels.

>But you think you know how to handle this.

Chiaki 'Murderface' Matsuda?

Yep, that just made my night.

>>20056818
No I think we would generally use out shield to time stop and walk away.

Smoke grenades are a limited resource and you have to fiddle with the pulling the pin etc. overall it is too much work

>>20056820
>Ph'nglui mglw'nafh DECULTURE 4CHAN wgah'nagl fhtagn

>>20056829
>another girl for the thread to fight about

no thank you

>>20056829
>misaka in an arms race with a kraut

OH HELL NO! THE CITY WOULD BE FLATTENED!

>>20056810


"Matsuda-san, um, I don't think--" Garcia tries again, now clearly distressed as Iori buries her face into her hands. You frown slightly at this, but you can't step back now. Doing so would render everything else you've said moot. There has to be a line set, right now, and while it's regrettable, it has to be done now.

"Garcia-san. Please tell Minase Iori that I will be her friend if she wants me to. But she is my client first and foremost, and our relationship is a professional one." You pointedly ignore how Iori is now slumping forward, sobbing into her hands - and it's then that you feel the strangest compulsion to do someting about it. You're not too sure what you would do, but you're pretty sure it involves hugging.

Off to your side side, Fabiola clears her throat.

[]Say what you have to say and leave. Take the pancakes with you. You're on the clock. You'll sort this out when you get back.
[]Walk over to Iori and whisper your apology before leaving.

>>20056801
>>20056810
>120 posts of bickering summed up into actual conclusion
Deculture, you have my deepest respect.
I wish I had a GM like you are.

>>20056829
We ae heading to Siberia for testing
It wouldn't be beyond reasonable to run into a nazi puella magi

>>20056855
[x]Walk over to Iori and whisper your apology before leaving.

I'm sorry that I didn't realise I meant that much to you.

>>20056855

[]Say what you have to say and leave. Take the pancakes with you. You're on the clock. You'll sort this out when you get back.

That'll do Deculture. That'll do.

>>20056837
This guy is right

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>>20056810
I.. I like this solution.

>>20056855
>[x]Say what you have to say and leave. Take the pancakes with you. You're on the clock. You'll sort this out when you get back.
Promise to bring souveniers.

>>20056855
Apologize. But not for what we just said, apologize for last night.

No need to ruin a friendship.

Awwww. As one of the poeple in favour of telling Iori off a bit, I now feel like such a dick.

>>20056853
but b-but

Think of all the wondrous toy Misaka would make to one up her German rival!

WE NEED THEM.

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>>20056829

Hear hear! I agree - At the Siberian R&D, lies a Nazi German Magial Girl Techpriest-rival for Misaka, and another Harem member for us.

>>20056855
Apologise.

>>20056855
[x]Say what you have to say and leave. Take the pancakes with you. You're on the clock. You'll sort this out when you get back.

"If you need me, I'll be in Siberia."

>>20056855
>[]Say what you have to say and leave. Take the pancakes with you. You're on the clock. You'll sort this out when you get back.
Just tell her about the Siberian mission, grab some food for Midori, and leave.

>>20056855
[x]Walk over to Iori and whisper your apology before leaving.

This can only end poorly for us if we don't do SOMETHING to calm her down.

>>20056858
>Siberia
>Nazi
you mean Soviet?

>>20056879
>another Harem member for us.
Dear god no, the current amount is bad enough for arguing.

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>>20056855
We're sorry Iori.

Take good care of her Garcia.

>>20056855
>[]Walk over to Iori and whisper your apology before leaving.

If she thinks we are alienating her, things can go south pretty bloody quickly. Especially with a teenage idol that had some/plenty of traumatic experiences crammed in a short span of time.
Might be best to do some damage control

>>20056855
>[]Say what you have to say and leave. Take the pancakes with you. You're on the clock. You'll sort this out when you get back.

We've got cold places to go to.

>>20056855
Say what we have to and leave.
Then message her an apology while we are in the car

>>20056855

[]Say what you have to say and leave. Take the pancakes with you. You're on the clock. You'll sort this out when you get back.

going to her now would be the complete opposite of what we just did. Talk about mixed signals

>>20056855
>pancakes and leave
we already apologized.

>>20056888
Maybe the Nazi won in this world?

>>20056855
[]Say what you have to say and leave. Take the pancakes with you. You're on the clock. You'll sort this out when you get back.

Also, say something to the effect of Garcia taking good care of her or something.

>>20056855

>[]Walk over to Iori and whisper your apology before leaving.

NO! We do not whisper any apologies! As we said, a line must be drawn.

If we say anything to Iori, then it should be "If you have anything to confess then do so now, you might not get another chance" and "Move on with your life."

>>20056855
[x]Walk over to Iori and whisper your apology before leaving.

We still need to fill her in on us leaving, don't we?

>>20056855

[x]Walk over to Iori and whisper your apology before leaving.

As gently as we can. Although I realize that this is attempting to stop an incoming train with a feather.

>>20056894
Yeah seconding that,
Otherwise we will come back to meguca Iori who wished for something stupid like us loving her and that will be a problem

>>20056855
[X]Say what you have to say and leave. Take the pancakes with you. You're on the clock. You'll sort this out when you get back.

We already apologised. any more invalidates what we just said.

rolled 77 = 77

[]Walk over to Iori and whisper your apology before leaving.

BUT DON"T FORGET PANCAKES!!
We promised our new callidus to pick her up something, so lets get like 20 lbs of pancakes to go!

>>20056855
[]Say what you have to say and leave. Take the pancakes with you. You're on the clock. You'll sort this out when you get back.

maybe you shouldn't have thought talking to us through a 3rd party like a bitch would bring us to heel.

I'd been much more responsive if she'd talked to us herself.

>>20056860
I vote for this. Semi ambigious and we didn't want the staff to know.

>[]Say what you have to say and leave. Take the pancakes with you. You're on the clock. You'll sort this out when you get back.

Faffing around with more apologies is only going to make things confused and worse.

Also relationship talk later, feed the driver now.

>>20056855
[]Walk over to Iori and whisper your apology before leaving.
this one seems out of place now.
Let's see:

[x]"I'm sorry Minase, you can't be both my client and my friend. That's the kind of things that gets people killed.
Now, if you'll excuse me I have to leave for Siberia now".
Take the pancakes and leave.

>>20056921
No she hasn't earnt pancakes yet.

We take her waffles or something but we keep our pancake pile for ourself.

Although I suppose if we say we are taking her some as well then we could take more.

Hello.

I am the unofficial writefag for MGNQ.

In light of the recent updates and subsequent writefaggotry, and the brevity of the next story, I will field any queried, death threats, adulations and offers of sex/violence. Please direct all forms of rage at me. I feed off your anger and tears.

>>20056860
^

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>Iori's face when

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>>20056855
[x]Say what you have to say and leave. Take the pancakes with you. You're on the clock. You'll sort this out when you get back.


Give Iori time to let everything sink in and deal with it, apologizing again will now only hurt her more.

Also I think that one should never apologize for being in love or not in love with someone.

Still I`m somehow in awe how Deculture managed to deal with this whole duscussion/raging with both parties being happy with it.

>>20056855
[x]Walk over to Iori and whisper your apology before leaving.
As much as it might be sending mixed signals, I don't want to come back from Siberia with Iori having become a Magical Girl.

>>20056894
going over for hug and kisses now completely invalidates everything thing we just said. It's also the largest pile of mixed spaghetti signals we're ever send in this quest.

>>20056855
>[]Say what you have to say and leave. Take the pancakes with you. You're on the clock. You'll sort this out when you get back.

>>20056855
This >>20056860

>>20056939
Brotip: our choice here won't do anything about the inevitability of that scenario

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>>20056855

[x]Take the pancakes and peel the hell out of there.

>>20056933
Are you that guy on twitter?

maybe i should read those

>>20056855

i dare not choose because i'm an indecisive cunt but besides that i don't think snatching food in this situation would be a good idea.

>>20056962
fucking this

get out while the getting is good with some pancakes

>>20056964
But isn't that really the only given? We love pancakes, and we promised Green we'd get her something.

[]Say what you have to say and leave. Take the pancakes with you. You're on the clock. You'll sort this out when you get back.

We're all in now. Better not to toy with her, we could have been more subtle but eloquent isn't our style. Deculture got the tone of the argument right and satisfied our ultimate decision.

Let's go to Namek.

[x]Say what you have to say and leave. Take the pancakes with you. You're on the clock. You'll sort this out when you get back.

We did good. This is the best that could be done. Line drawn. Garcia can move in. No mixed signals.

>>20056879
Die.

>>20056945
True, but I did not say that we need to be completely close in saying that.
Just a small whisper, no hugs, no plaintative apologies.

"Iori, I sorry for what I said. I trully do, but if you get involved any deeper you'll end up dead. Or worse. Frankly I dont want that to happen to anyone, especially not you"

"I know I cant convince you, but at least try to understand"

Then leave. Granted I only recommend this because Id rather not leave a possiblity of Iori turning to a meguca, which is a step into turning into Pinky's gold wielders

>>20056963

I have a twitter account, yes, but I don't manage the MGNQ one.

[]Walk over to Iori and whisper your apology before leaving.
Try and sort things out without Garcia interjecting. Actually ASK Iori what is wrong, about time they had a talk and sorted things out properly.

[] Whisper apologies

also "You're all better off without me..."

>[x]Say what you have to say and leave. Take the pancakes with you. You're on the clock. You'll sort this out when you get back.

Now, if we're done with the drama, we have bears to eat and pancakes to hunt.

>>20056855
[X]Say what you have to say and leave. Take the pancakes with you. You're on the clock. You'll sort this out when you get back.

"By the way, I'm leaving to Siberia. If you want to add something, it's your last chance."

[x]Say what you have to say and leave. You're on the clock. You'll sort this out when you get back.

Hard truth to hear for Iori, but Chiaki is a Magical Girl before being a bodyguard. And this passive-agressive stuff is not cute at all, we're the one who were nearly killed by a bloodthirster just yesterday.

>>20056988
We have a Nazi to befriend while hunting in the wastes of snowland!

I don't not want the Nazi as a harem member. Make her like the cock a lot or think people are a waste of science time. I just want Misaka to have a tech rival.

the Nazi also teases her about her "machine spirits."

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Chiaki only needs one dame in her life anyway.

>>20056855
>[x]Say what you have to say and leave. Take the pancakes with you. You're on the clock. You'll sort this out when you get back.
"Magical girls don't have lives for people to be a part of."

Thank Garcia, ask what maidlady wants, and let's get out of this goddamn oversized piggybank of a mansion

>>20057019

Faust Waifu is only Waifu

>>20057019
I can safely say that that is not the Dame I'm chasing the skirt of.

>>20057018
Why did you quote that post?

>>20057036
Of course, Anon. We're the dame being skirtchased.

>>20057019
Yeah Mami is the only one for chiaki.
Heavenly pancakes and figure, she also doesn't complain about our drinking as much

>>20057038
wrong one, meant to do >>20056991

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Wrong. Chiaki needs every girl.
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.

>>20057044
Well then we had better make this skirt just as deadly as it can be. This being Noir and all, there's simply no choice to be had.

Why the hell do we keep trying to ditch people who want to be our friends, friends are assets, especially friends who are rich and want to fingerbang you.

[] whisper sweet nothings into her ear.

>>20057045
That's not the Mami we know. Mami actually complains the most about our drinking habits. So much that even Kyoko lies to her about drinking.

>>20057019

i think of pinky as a femme fatale,

she has entranced us with that golden gun and it in turn is leading us and everyone with golden weapons to kill each other and innocent bystanders.

>>20057065
In addition, Mami is the only one so far who has betrayed us.

>>20057030
>>20057036
>No love for Kriemhild Gretchen
anon is sad

[x] Apologize.
Also, we haven't said anything about us going to Siberia... and she not coming.

>>20057065
Actually she has only complained about it when we got both Misaka and Kyoko drunk as well.

She accepts that Chiaki is a lost cause and just makes sure we occasionally have food to go with our booze. She probably made the whiskey pancakes in the first place in the hopes it would lead us to drink less when we asked about it

>>20057059
Because people are cowards who won't work to become a better human being, and since they won't take that effort, won't at least do everyone a favor and put a bullet through our Soul Gem.
Instead they drink alcohol, eat painkillers, and push everyone away and make other people's lives miserable.

>>20056853
It would be GLORIOUS. Pink might be distracted for a while too.

>>20056855
I... I can't decide... we can soften the blow a little bit. something about how we do care or we would've have just dumped her our doorstep. Mess up the apology basically, we're terrible at this.

[x]Walk over to Iori and whisper your apology before leaving.

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Oh hey, this is on now. A busy thread, I see.
Also, Kirino has been Deculture approved, so I no longer have even the slightest inclination to stop. Feel free to filter me, though.

>>20057045
Mami is married to the bodyguard from the afterthread writefagging. Just so you know.

>>20057002

I'm voting for either we whisper "You're better off without me"

or Walking out, no pancakes, just a quick thank you to Garcia for his hospitality and a mention of seeing them both after we get back from Siberia.

>>20057099
Gents, it's official. We're bigger than Strike Witches Quest.

>>20057099

>what

does this have something to do with the 4chan add-on which i don't use?

>>20057099
I think It was good

>>20057107
That non canon writefag is now canon?

>>20057089
Misaka build them and Kyoko doesn't need us to encourage her to drink.

>>20057107
>Mami
>Married

Nooope. Non-canon, nope.

>>20057107
Done.
>>20057113
Yes. 4chanX. There are a bunch of versions, I use this one.
http://mayhemydg.github.com/4chan-x/

>>20057107
Mom allowed me to be a little shit so suck It up.

That's how you sound.

And this is your first post in this thread.

>>20057107
I ignore that and substitute my own reality.
Also I didn't see anything that said she is married to him just that he loves her