You are a Magical Girl, and in trying to do your level best to make sure your liver is a twisted wreck of its former self by the time you get to twenty, you've apparently given your newly-minted subordinate her jollies. Toe-curling, cheek-flushing, eyes rolling up the back of her head kind of jollies.You don't know if she's just extraordinarily sensitive, or it does have that kind of effect, but she's shaken enough that the metal buckle of one of the straps holding her done had simply given up, bending permanently out of shape.That'll teach you to do funny things to other girls' Soul Gems. Honestly, what were you even thinking?
>>20031398It's late. By your estimate, it's probably one, two in the morning. You've just come back from an assignment that had you going to one of those events rich people spend all their time talking about and spending atrocious amounts of money organizing - and in a maid outfit, no less. A maid outfit that's nearly completely all red - except for the black parts, anyway - because the people that have been doing their level best to kill you back there had the sheer audacity to bleed on you as they died. Now you're here, back in the office. Boozing it up, just like after every assignment you've been on. Only this time, you're drinking with the Officio's latest recruit - a Callidus, by the name of Hanegawa Midori. She still doesn't have her legs back from that time where you shot them off of her. If she had them right now, though, they'd probably be twitching right now. Or...something.It takes a disturbingly long while for Midori to settle down after her orgasm, and she murmurs your name as she closes her eyes, a small contented smile on her face.You look at her, and then at the green liquid you've let her Soul Gem soak in. You pick up the glass and give its contents a sniff.This must be some really good shit. Too bad you're not really into the whole mixed drinks scene.You put it back down on the floor and refill your glass.What do you do?[]Call Iori back. You got some 'splainin' to do.[]Wake up Midori and ask her about what she's capable of. The night is still young.[]Call Misaka and thank her for Tiny Pete.
I've been waiting for this!
>>20031409Hooray, the ever-accelerating spiral into madness continues!#1 while Midori is asleep.#2 afterwards, because she saw pinky too and holy shit, that's probably important.Also, for reasons that totally aren't related to someone's twitter feed, we should check our contacts list.
>>20031409#1, but OUTSIDE of the interrogation room.#3 afterwards. Midori isn't going anywhere right now.
>>20031428You mean check for Madoka's phone number.
>>20031409>[X]Wake up Midori and ask her about what she's capable of. The night is still young.Figure out how to regrow her legs - if her Soul Gem is tied to ours, maybe we can do it ourselves like QB did with our arms?Ask her if she wants to meet her new coworkers, too, mainly Kyouko and Sayaka.
>>20031447You win the thread, sir.
>>20031465To be honest, I was kinda lacking in things to put in the middle panel that would adequately illustrate the captioning.But then last thread happened!
>>20031409[x]Call Iori back. You got some 'splainin' to do.Soul Gem experiment, unexpected result.Well, the magnitude was unexpected.Also no don't leave the room.
>>20031475>>20031428>>20031461These
>>20031409>[x]Wake up Midori and ask her about what she's capable of. The night is still young.We should also get her legs back.
Why would we call Iori again? Didn't we just tell her to meet us tomorrow morning?
>>20031461Let's not waste our magic on that. She can meet the gang just fine with no legs.Also, wheeling her about asserts our authority. If we can firmly establish her role as 'pet illusion-maker' now, we won't have as much trouble later.
>>20031498This.
>>20031409Call Misaka, and try that green drink. It must be something else!
>>20031409[x]Wake up Midori and ask her about what she's capable of. The night is still young.[x] Call Mami prior to that, tell her that everything is went peachy. Worrying Mami > Worrying IoriNow that it sunk in.. Did we really made a fellow magical girl orgasm just by licking her soulgem once? Did we recruit some kind of ultra-slut for the team?..Not that I have something against it mind you.
>>20031498She has been licked to climax by the magical girl she idolizes. I don't think she can't get any more loyal than she already is.
>>20031428Also, let Mami and Kyouko know about the soul gem thing....perhaps just Kyouko and certainly not Iori.
>>20031524It was probably the booze. I think it's absinthe?>>20031550We can demonstrate when we go visit Kyoko.
>>20031550Just Kyouko
>>20031524Well... Murderface could get really drunk and lick her own soul gem.*She was never seen again*
>>20031550Iori must NEVER KNOW of this feature of the soulgems.Never.We would never make it out of the apartment ever again.
>>20031559It's Midori, green melon vodka.It's funny because she's named Midori, and she's soaking in midori
>>20031550>>20031567I think the best option would be to not tell anybody about it. It's a huge weak point, after all.
We should also change clothes.
Anyone else worried about the reaction Iori is gonna have? Not only have we just saved the life of a girl who raped her/helped others try to rape her, but we've licked Midori to orgasm before Iori.I'm expecting School Days levels of crazy shit from the girl now.
>>20031591Which is exactly why we don't tell her WHO it was.
>>20031473>To be honest, I was kinda lacking in things to put in the middle panel that would adequately illustrate the captioning.Asking Fabiola about her underwear?Any sugestions to go Flesh of Fallen Angels (even if most of themwere joke).Chuckle upon entering warehouse 0069 - grow up, will ya?The "cripple fucker game" quote.etc, etc...
>>20031597>>20031591Iori and Midori taking turns licking soulgems....is that pay porn site still taking videos?
We could probably claim Midori's moans were from our efforts to regrow her legs. Or, if we want to go full asshole, when questioned just say "Im a Magical Girl. I don't have to explain shit." 3, 1, 2. Good backup always deserves prompt and proper kudos.
>>20031597The missing legs might give it away a bit.>>20031623"That soul gem has probably soaked up heaps of whiskey by now, just give it a lick, it'll be ok."
>>20031597Well I expect the two are going to run into each other at some point, and their overzealous sense of ownership over Murderface will inevitably cause them to clash, even if Iori doesn't immediately recognize Midori.Oh God, when Iori inevitably goes puella magica, she's already going to be so depressed she just turns into a witch.As for what to do next:>>20031524then call up Misaka to thank her and ask if she wants to visit Kyoko with you and Midori.
>>20031449 >>20031428 >>20031475You tap out Iori's number on your smartphone's screen just as you slowly sip at your glass. While you're not exactly that worried, you feel that another call, just to clear things up, is prudent. While you're sure you're not deluding yourself, you've seen (and heard) enough of Kyoko's and Sayaka's monthly spats to understand that certain things should be explained properly, and with better care. To avoid misunderstandings.Iori herself picks up after the third ring. She seems to have calmed down after your call - in fact, she's a bit too calm. A bit cold."Matsuda-san?" She says your adopted last name icily, and you blink at this. It's...this is strange, but at least she's coherent now, right? "What are you calling for at this hour? We did agree that we'll be meeting tomorrow morning, didn't we? Which, if you'll notice, will be a few hours later."It takes you a moment to get your jaw working again. You stutter a bit, actually saying sorry that you'd disturbed her this late at night, and that you just wanted to explain what the noise was, earlier--"I'm sure it wasn't any of my business, Matsuda-san. I'm already satisfied with knowing that you're more or less intact. Physically." Her words are clipped and precise, reminding you of the Iori you'd first met back at the Hotel Penthouse. "If there's nothing else, then please let me sleep."Well, there's nothing else, you say. But just as you start to say goodbye, she ends the call.[1/2]
>>20031636I thought we didn't want to get Misaka drunk this time? And she's probably going with us to Siberia anyway, so we'll have enough vodka sniper scientist time in the near future.
>>20031648[2/2]You glance down at your smartphone screen, where Iori and Mami, photographed there, smile up at you.That went...not as well as you would have hoped, but at least she's alright for now. You're not that worried for her security, either - with Fabiola and three Eversors in the same house as the idol, not even Kirika would have dared.With that off your shoulders, you take another sip from your glass as you scroll through your contacts. Everyone you know is listed, of course, which makes it just a bit more pitiful, as you could count the entries with both hands and still have plenty of fingers left over.Barring two that you absolutely have no idea who, of course. The first being [Kaname Madoka], the other [???].That's strange. You remember seeing them in your old cellphone - the one that Kirika had done away with - but you don't remember putting these in. This isn't even the same sim card.The hell is going on?What do you do?
I'm in the middle of thread 15 right now.How has shit hit the fan?
>>20031659Call Madoka
>>20031636No they won't just run into each other, we introduce them to each other under a controlled condition.And possibly with Mami there to help.And later, not while she is forcibly drunk and coming down from an orgasm from us licking her booze soaked soul gem
IM HERE!!
>>20031648It begins
>>20031659Call [???]
>>20031648Jeeeeze. We haven't even banged her yet and she's getting all pissy.She'll probably let us at least try to explain in the morning.>>20031659Wake Midori. If she's not too out of it, get a rundown on her abilities.If she IS too out of it, unstrap her, get a wheelchair, and head off to the showers to clean up.She gets a cold one and no, we're not washing her back for her.
>>20031659First off, replace Mami and Iori picture with a pic of tonight's drinks.Then wake up Midori. Talk about legs and Pinky. If she asks about the licking, promise more if she's a good girl.
>>20031659Question sanity.Accept that you are insane.Call [Kaname Madoka] because at least you have their name.
>>20031409>>20031659[x] First try to call [???], then Maduca.Also:> "I'm sure it wasn't any of my business, Matsuda-san. I'm already satisfied with knowing that you're more or less intact. Physically." Her words are clipped and precise, reminding you of the Iori you'd first met back at the Hotel Penthouse. "If there's nothing else, then please let me sleep."
>made a girl 'happy' enough to bend restraint Nevermind, I'll read the archives.Probably be in my bunk after, it seems.
>>20031659>What do you do?Call Kaname Madoka - worst case scenario, she'll assume it's a prank call (this late at night).Next thing to do: check diary function, try to unlock more notes.
>>20031691>she'll assume it's a prank call (this late at night).Probably, but I don't see how that does any favors. Save it for a reasonable hour.
>>20031659Drunkenly wonder about those two.Then get a wheel chair and drive our comatose cripple up to meet Kyoko.
>[x]Ignore the plot. Vodka Victory Party Part DeuxBut nah, call up Madoka. See if she's in this shit.
>>20031685......I like you.
>>20031681here, cancel that. Voting for >>20031685 instead.
Call Madoka. This has been nagging at my brain since thread 1. Either no one picks up, cause we killed her when she became Faust, or she thinks it's a prank.
>>20031648>>20031659Best case scenario: We are pushing the girl right into Garcia's arms and they'll live happily ever after in huge mansion somewhere in South America.Worst case scenario: Magical Girl, Golden Weapon, Flesh of the Fallen Angels - you know the drill... But I think we are rather setting for the first option - she would be more likely to turn MG is she cared for our dunkard of a protagonist than is she despises her.
>>20031719Why, thank you, kind Anon.
>>20031685No, no, don't do this. She's mad because of, well, the obvious, let's actually talk to her (monosyllabically) before we do something petty like that.Let's call Madoka. I wonder if her face is still wide.
>>20031734I doubt we are really pushing her towards Garcia.I think she is more pissed off that she was that worried about us and we were drinking with a random girl who was moaning our name.Not to Ments once she finds out exactly who she is.
>>20031734I sure her reaction is a sign of her realizing how ridiculous her obsession with Chiaki was and realizing that she has to move forward. Although I get the nagging feeling that his is just a knee-jerk reaction and that there'll be something working its way down the pipes later on. Either way, this is going to be a very awkward month or so while we guard her. Unless she decides to end the protection work early and move to another compound, that is.
>>20031685>>20031685>replace Mami picture with a pic of tonight's drinks>mfw
>>20031758Don't worry, when we make up with Mami we'll get a picture of her with drinks. Maybe with pancakes, too.
>>20031753You wish
>>20031753I think it is more that we seem to be ignoring her than her realizing her crazed obsession.Remember she was more worried about us surviving that fight more than anything and compound that she already had three friends minimum die tonight I could see her being pissed that we took so long to tell her that we are ok.And you know, us giving her the drunken 2am phone call which would be a first for her
>>20031744wiiiiiiiiiider
>>20031659Well, at least the idol hates us now.[]Call Misaka and thank her for Tiny Pete.
>>20031766Careful, remember what happened last time we mixed drinks and pancakes.
>>20031659Call [???], then Madoka.
>>20031798I am pretty sure there is a standing rule that we aren't allowed to have the two in combination on pain of death.Given last time
>day off from work>intend to get shit done>I think I'll check /tg/>MGNQAnd thus, here I am.
>>20031744We're not going to be fuck cowed becasue the loli feels like getting her bitch on. If she's going to assume the worst I say let her fucking mope, we don't care.Check up on tiny pete.
>>20031836You can still get some work done, I'm filling miniatures as we speak while waiting for updates...Well, unless I'm just laughing my ass off, which happens quite often lately.
>>20031766Well, obviously the best solution would be a naked apron-maid Mami holding two drinks.
>>20031687 >>20031686 >>20031670You try to remember who Kaname Madoka is as you select her name from your contacts list, your thumb hovering above on the Call button. You're...you're pretty sure you haven't met anyone with that name. You can't even put a face to the name itself, at that. Probably one of the newbies you've had the passing opportunity of training? A Principal from a past assignment that you wanted to try and keep in touch with?Well, you'll figure things out. You tap the call button and hold the device up to your ear, but not before draining your glass, first. Your Soul Gem clinking against the now-empty crystal.The call doesn't connect at all. You hear a prerecorded spiel - something about the dialed number either being out of coverage area, or that the number itself hasn't been activated yet.That was a waste of time, but you're...somehow relieved, and at the same time slightly disturbed. You decide to call the number sometime in the future, just to see if who answers.A notification pops up on your phone as you end the call. One that announces that your Diary app has once more been unlocked for use.Beside you, Midori is sleeping rather fitfully. Probably the first time in a long while she's sleeping in her own body, rather than in a little bauble the size of a small egg. You don't exactly blame her - the gurney's actually pretty comfortable when you get down to it. The straps can be a bit much, but if you're into that, no one's judging you.What do you do?
>>20031871
>>20031847It's not really her fault that we finally gave in to hue while in the middle of a phone call with her...
>>20031871I like the way you think, sir!
Iori really needs to get it through her thick skull that the only pussy we don't like is QB.
>>20031878Well, duh.Check the diary
>>20031878Slap her awake. Unlock her drinking arm. Take her on a drinking adventure. Ask about pinky and her legs.
>>20031878Wake her up, unstrap her, get her a wheelchair. We need a shower, she probably does too, and we both need clothes.
>>20031878Try "Faust" as a password on the diary.Poke Midori awake while we fiddle with the phone. The idea was to not drink alone, and unconscious lightweights don't count as company anymore.
>>20031886It wasn't funny the first time you posted it and it isn't funny now.
>>20031891This then go visit Kyoko with Midori and Misaka.
>>20031883
>>20031878> The straps can be a bit much, but if you're into that, no one's judging you.So THAT's why she was so... umm... sensitive to any further stimulation... so to speak.Makes perfect sense, she seems like the submissive type.
>>20031878Try the diary.diarywitchakemipowercursebooze4chan
>>20031878Put her in a wheelchair and take her to meet cripple #2They will have lots in common for the time being with the whole inability to walk and all
>>20031929>akemiWe already tried Akemi/Homura, it unlocked one note.
>>20031878Trial?Honor?Eagle?Raven?Night?Terra?Night?
>>20031929Pretty sure we did "Akemi" and "Bueno" last time.Lol'd at '4chan'.
>>20031878Well, Midori is now an agent of QB and under our responsibility.No need for her to be here anymore.Let's put her in our shield and bring her back home.
>>20031944Yukki?
Any 5 letter indications for the God Emperor?
>>20031960Empra?
>Call Iori>she now hates usSay, my good /tg/, WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?
>>20031956Ahaha oh god.Imagine waking up surrounded by guns and bombs and is that a fucking battleship?
>>20031685This. This. This.
>>20031975>/tg/>thinkingYou must be new here.
>>20031878truthdeathmightlightflare
FleshAngel.
>>20031986I plot my games by instinct.
>>20031878Password: Angel
>>20031996>>20032003Angelmind
>>20031982Stop samefagging that idea, we aren't doing it.
>>20031878Password input: Devil
Try the other number then fiddle around with the diary app.
>>20032003>>20032016These sound good. And for a little 40K, maybe try 'Chaos'
>>20031975This is actually pretty convient. It would be even more convient that this is a sign that we don`t see her that way and that Iori should stay the fuck out of our live. You know. the SANE thing to do. Just because she isn`t on our watch doesn`t mean that QBs Incubator Corp isnt still keeping aneye on her /providing security for her when were not around. >>20031924Well, in her defense: Homuhomu has a lot of swag by default.
+1 for 'Faust' as a password
>>20032095Except she forced her way into chiaki's life and has so far proven to be pretty involved and death prone without her.
>>20032095>Well, in her defense: Homuhomu has a lot of swag by default.I'm more of a Kyoko fan myself (if we talk canon Puella Magi Madoka), but I can see that Homuhomu certainly has her appeal.By the way - we should ask Kyoko&Sayaka (well, maybe just Kyoko) about this whole "interacting with another girl's soul gem" thing... I mean - chances are they also figured it on their own...
>>20032166And if not we just did them a huge favour.
>>20032095Except that if it wasn't for us, she'd already be dead. Any other magical girl would have been completely destroyed by Kilgore; either through his operators and harem, or through the demon that he became. Kyoko, one of the top-ranked Eversors, got taken out like a chump in under 30 seconds.
>>20032166HeheHeheheheHehehehehehehehe
>>20031902 >>20031886 >>20031891You tap at your Diary app's icon. It takes a moment to fully load, and when it does, you get another notification: that being you can unlock one diary entry at this particular point of time.For a diary app, this isn't really so much as a diary as it is some sort of demented application for people who constantly forget things, like you do. Why couldn't you have used something less temperamental? Like notepad or something?You take a moment to refill your glass as you think up of a suitable five-letter word to try.The word pops up quite easily, and you immediately type it in before you lose your nerve. The smiling face of a pink-haired girl with the black eyes rising like an unbidden thought, a memory forcibly buried under but still refusing to die.Pinky's real name.F A U S T[PASSWORD ACCEPTED.][UNLOCKING ENTRY #2][To call Faust a Witch in any sense of the term is laughable, and speaks of complete and despicable ignorance. She is not simply a Witch, not anymore, she has become a concept, something permanent, something that cannot be destroyed. Well, theoretically, in a way, she can be destroyed - but it'll take an awful lot more than that.][Faust is my fault. Faust, therefore, is my responsibility. I can only hope that the world, in time, will forgive me for what I have done and what I am about to do.][1/2]
>>20031878Test the diary app again, using a list of words:diarywitchangelpowercursebooze4chanchaosfaust
>>20032216Well then.
>>20032095I cannot see what in gods name she is meant to be doing other than asking the person in the drivers seat to screw her until intestines are hanging out in that picture.
>>20032216>[Faust is my fault. Faust, therefore, is my responsibility. I can only hope that the world, in time, will forgive me for what I have done and what I am about to do.]Th-.. this isn`t good. This isn`t good at all!
>>20032238sometimes its just nice to feel a ceiling under your feet.
>>20032216ALL ABOARD THE PLOT TRAIN
>>20032257Having never walked on the roof I shall take your word for that.
>>20032216Maybe it is for the best that we do not remember.
>>20032216[2/2]As soon as you've scrolled down to the last sentence of the diary, another dialog opens.[3 OUT OF 10 ENTRIES UNLOCKED. PROGRAM LOCKING TEMPORARILY.]The app closes and disables itself yet again, the icon greyed out. You're temporarily gripped with the notion of smashing your smartphone against the wall, but you don't. No need to take it out on the damn thing. Besides, it's new, it lets you make calls, and has an app that lets you take pictures of girls through their clothes.No, of course you don't. That's a scam. You wonder who would ever fall for that.You decide to finally stop fooling around with your smartphone, and get to getting shit done, so to speak. Placing your smartphone back into your inventory, you open the the Silent Room's door a small bit and call out for the guard, who sleepily acknowledges your presence. You tell her to fetch a wheelchair from sick bay, which she gladly obeys. While you wait, you walk over to Midori's gurney and start undoing the straps, one by one.Some of the straps have been cinched up pretty tight, and it takes you a while to unbuckle them all. Surprisingly you're not fumbling all that much, considering you're well on your way to being sauced as fuck.It takes a moment for you to finally free Midori from her bonds, and you spend that moment rousing her from sleep."Nngh...? Murder...face?" Her eyes fluttering open, Midori looks at you with a rather dazed expression, her cheeks still crimson. "What...what just happened? I...I remember feeling really good, a-and then just passing out..."[]Be honest. []Lie.[]Ghost ride the crip. We need to see how Kyoko is doing.
>>20032250Don't worry, we'll redeem her with the power of love....How many magical girls would we need to lick an asteroid-sized soulgem?
>>20032238..Giving Madoka a friendly hello obviously. It`s like a waving with your hand. But more intimate.
>>20032258CHOO CHOO. The plottrain has no brakes.Deculture, you have the most uncanny knack for starting these threads just before I get to go in for work.
>>20032275[]Be honest. No point lying, and ignoring her would be rude.
>>20032275[X]Be honest. Tell her she'll get more of it if she's a good girl. Then ask about her abilities and about Pinky.
>>20032275>[]Be honest.
I found this on danbooru.
>>20032275An experiment went... not as expected.Also, you need to learn not to talk while people are on the phone. Being drunk is no excuse, even if we got you wasted.
>>20032275[x]Be Honest.Tell her that an experiment got out of hand, and that melon alcohol is terrible and you don't know why she drinks the stuff.
>>20032275Ghost ride the crip.You honestly expect any other choice?
>>20032275[x] Be honest.In as few, irritated words as possible.
>[x]Be honest.Let's see where this goes.
>>20032275>Ghost ride the cripI'm not familiar with that expression, can somebody explain it?
>>20032305i feel like i should have expected this to happen but i honestly didnt.
Be honest. "Experiment. Failure was always an option, but... How do you like me now?"Time to see Kyoko? Call Misaka, tell her is best girl, yes?
>>20032275[x] Be honestGet closer to her.And then gently whisper into her ear in a sultry, raunchy booze-struck voice that sometimes, when drunk and alone you get those bicurious notions and the urge to do STUFF to a fellow magical girl. Then sit back and watch her squirm.
>>20032328http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPNJjL9iznYUnless there's new definition for Ghost Riding.
>>20032275"Would you like to know?" >Hold soulgem teasingly by mouth
>>20032346Then explain that by 'stuff' we mean dismember.Then comment that she doesn't really have to worry about that, now does she?
>>20032275[x]Be honestTell her that the experiment got out of hand, and not to get any funny ideas about her expendable nature.
[]Ghost ride the crip. We need to see how Kyoko is doing.This.
>>20032353Ohohoho. This, please. Maybe kiss the soulgem lightly.
>>20032346Considering her previous intimations, i don't think that 'squirming' is what she'd do. I also don't think that adding a dubiously-sane illusionist to the tsundere harem will end well.>penus, bmilishNo, CAPTCHA, they're all girls.
>>20032353PS. This needs to be done in the most dry, unamused voice ever, as if quoting something you dont give a damn about.
>>20032275[]Honestdunking your gem in that horrible stuff made you think i had feeling for you and then after trying to quiet you down, you got off really loudly while i was making a call...
>>20032373Tsun?Oh please. Do you know what Iori is going to attempt to do to her as soon as she finds out? It will involve stabbing. Or possibly firearms! I suppose it depends on whether or not we've taught her to shoot guns by that point or not.We are walking the path of the Yandere Harem now.
>>20032373Holy shit, guys, stop thinking with your dicks and suggesting flirting options.I don't mind telling her truth but believe It should be something like this
>>20032383And it will be glorious.
>>20032383Not Better.
>>20032383Iori never really was Tsun anyway.I mean she masturbated onto a pillow while thinking of us the first morning she was staying with us
>>20032383>hold Midori's gem>lock her in a room with Iori and some knives>regrow everything later>ask Iori if she's feeling better yet>repeat until positive results acquired
>>20032350What the fuck i'm watching
>>20032404I don't think that would end well for us if we wanted to keep trusting Midori.>>20032406Something I am not quite sure of either
>>20032390Don't worry.I'm sure this will eventually get to the point where there are no "good" choices left to make.Then there will be despair.
>>20032435Is this the fate of all magical noir girls?We've been such fools.
>>20032435We are painting ourselves into a corner, yeah. Being a noir game, it's kind of a given, but we seem to be doing it faster rather than trying to avoid it.Though since Iori is fulfilling the role of Dame, if we try to push her away, she'll die. If we keep her close, she'll die.The only question is which path will let her live longer than the other.
>>20032435i look forward to that day
>>20032461We should have never let ourselves get so close to her. She isn't cut out for our world.
>>20032303 >>20032295 >>20032293You momentarily glance downward at the two glasses of alcohol on the floor beside your chair - both your and Midori's soul gems marinating in their drink of choice, so to speak - and it's then that you look back up at the legless girl and tell her the truth of the matter. As tastefully and as eloquently as you can."I gave you an orgasm by licking your Soul Gem. It seemed like a good idea at the time."Which is to say, not at all.Midori is silent for a few minutes, before her cheeks redden completely."What? You did that? You can do that?" She's embarrassed, and rightfully so - you don't really let just anyone see you like that, all vulnerable and open in that manner. "B-but...but why?" And then, in a smaller whisper: "C-can you do it again? Just...just once more? Please?"From shock to incredulous to needy in five seconds flat.You hang out with the strangest of people.You are silent for a moment before you deny her request, netting for yourself a disappointed groan and a pout. You are rescued, thankfully, by the guard from earlier, as she comes in with the wheelchair you requested. It's one of those folding stainless numbers, sturdy enough and not at all that bad to get around with if you got yourself so horribly damaged that maintaining a vertical base is not so much a chore but an actual impossible thing to do, and that you have better things to focus on at the moment, like breathing.[1/2]
>>20032461You forget, we'll probably be able to sacrifice ourselves for the dame.Not sure that it's worth it though. Even if she's got the soft bottom, the pancakes might need saving later.
>>20032475Why is my >Homura_Shotgun_Aviators.jpga duplicate file entry. Who else needed to post a picture of that?
>>20032478pancakes? we aint dying for no pancakes.Our techpriest however.
>>20032475>deny her requestYes, it's only a reward for jobs well done. We don't lick soulgems for no good reason, we're not that kind of girl.
>>20032475why have we not removed her gem from the glass?leaving it in there longer will only make things worse!
>>20032275Well that's not good.>Captcha: Aesurv apostlesThat's not good either.
>>20032502>not dying for pancakesDon't be silly. Techpriest is a good option too though.
>>20032504It was an experiment. The only licking that's going to happen from here on out is when we get someone to have a go at ours.
....I have just descovered why the mods are getting sage crazy over this thrend.Anyway, we should be honest and ask if she can make good pancakes.
>>20032519Don't give her ideas.
>>20032502>>20032515No, no, forget dying in combat. We're aiming for a Vodka-Pancake Soulgem Licking end.
>>20032522It's not normally like this, honest.
So are we going to be keeping Midori's soul gem in our inventory or giving it back to her? Keeping it is the least backstabby way, but then she can't go too far away from us.
>>20032543We can apparently kill her with our brain anyway, she might as well have it back so she's not useless whenever we wander off.
>>20032543what are you talking about? we can just keep her "off" until we or the cat need her.she does a few job well and maybe we'll take her on walks.
>>20032533It is.It totally is.A chorus of autistic neckbeards, shouting terrible contradictory advice.
>>20032543Her Soul Gem is supposed to be linked to ours, so we can remote-kill her if we ever need to. We should give her Soul Gem back so that she's more useful.
>>20032519I'm joking. Well, half-joking, anyway.
>>20032563>>20032554I'm just a bit worried about what she's going to do with it, after, well you know.
>>20032559That is horrible and fitting.We did pity her because she was doing all this for her family though so I dare say she gets her soul gem back once everything is said and done
>>20032561>A chorus of autistic neckbeards, shouting terrible contradictory advice.Well, yes, that part, but normally less of the contradictory advice is salacious in design and delivery.
>>20032578She will always push for us to do it once she figures out it isn't as good as having us licking the booze off it
>>20032593>not salacious what are you talking about? People have been try to fuck the Pancakes or the loli since the start of the thread.
>>20032597Ah, maybe she won't suspect that we did it for the booze, and she won't be able to tempt us so.
>>20032475You scoop up Midori into your arms, and she gasps in surprise as she throws her arms around you. Suddenly fearful of the sudden loss of the bed that had been...well, her world ever since you blew her legs off.She's lighter than you think. Probably because she's missing a substantial amount of her lower body, but still.Midori shivers in your embrace again, and it's then that you lower her onto the wheelchair. She lets go of you as soon as she manages to sit herself, her arms gripping the handrests. You take this moment to collect both your Soul Gems - yours flickering back into its ring form, around your ring finger, and hers ending up in your Inventory. Just in case.The guard seems to be all but ready to fall asleep, and you dismiss her with a nod, saying that you'll take care of things for now. You take the bottle of whiskey that you've been killing and finally finish it off, knocking the entire thing back, letting the amber liquid light a fire in your belly. Placing it back down, you pick up the unopened one. Kyoko would appreciate it, at least, if Sayaka wouldn't."Where are we going, Murderface?" Midori finally asks as you wheel her out of the Silent Room - her thinly-dressed form shivering again as the both of you step out of the limits of the Anti-Magic Field, warmth seeping back slowly into your bodies.[2/3]
>>20032616Uh what. You mean the start of the quest? No, we haven't.
>>20032616*Less* so.Also, deculture, for the love of god post and save us from ourselves.
>>20032632You tell her that you're about to visit a couple of friends. You make your way through the floor, slowly, carefully, pushing her in front of you, heading towards to the Infirmary section. Where you've ended up yourself, more times than you can possibly count. You're sure that tonight was just a fluke."O-oh. I guess. I thought...um...Nevermind." Midori shakes her head. She goes quiet, cheeks still flushed.It's probably time to ask her some questions. She's sober enough for it now, at least.[]Ask Midori about her abilities.[]Ask Midori about Pinky.[]Ask Midori if she really likes girls, or if it's just a phase she's going through.
>>20032642[]Ask Midori if she really likes girls, or if it's just a phase she's going through.
>>20032642[]Ask Midori about her abilities.
>>20032642Ask Midori about her abilities.While asking if she likes girls or it is a phase would be amusing we should get back on track here
>>20032593Did you even read all the stuff Iori did? I mean, she sure loves making loud sounds when near us. And all that stuff was without the players' input, so just accept it's part of the quest. Me, as long as it balances out with PLOT, I don't really mind it.
>>20032642>>20032649[]Ask Midori if she really likes girls, or if it's just a phase she's going through.>"I get to sleep with ANOTHER idol? OK!"
>>20032642[x]Ask Midori about Pinky.[x]Ask Midori if she really likes girls, or if it's just a phase she's going through.only the most important info.
>>20032642[x]Ask Midori about her abilities.We need to know how useful she's going to be, and if it's worth expending the effort to get her legs back.Also ask her why her taste in drinks is so terrible.
>>20032642[x]Ask Midori about her abilities.Must. ignore. carrot. on. string.
>>20032642>[x]Ask Midori about Pinky.This first.The other two afterwards, but priorities.
>>20032642[]Ask Midori about her abilities.PROFESSIONAL
In this order:[X]Ask Midori about her abilities.[X]Ask Midori about Pinky.[X]Ask Midori if she really likes girls, or if it's just a phase she's going through.
>>20032642[x] Abilities
>>20032666Well she didn't ask for the Midori we just thought it was hilariously fitting to out Midori in Midori.Anyway, we thought it was decent stuff just not to our taste since we don't drink mixed crap
I'm going to use my vote to vote against the troll choice! We can taunt her later when she finds out we've got an Idol bedwarmer.
>>20032642[]Ask Midori about Pinky.mission critical intel time
>>20032533... No its not that.We are not the first PMMM quest on 4chan. One quest started on /a/, and then migrated to /tg/. Bringing a lot of /a/ssholes and /a/sburgers.
>>20032642[x]Ask Midori about her abilities.Let's try to get back on track.
>>20032642>[X]Ask Midori if she really likes girls, or if it's just a phase she's going through.Then>[X]Ask Midori about her abilities.We want to discuss Pinky too, but let's leave that for when we're with Kyouko and Sayaka.Sayaka in particular needs all the information she can get. Crazy swordbitches are extra vulnerable to the flesh of fallen angels.
>>20032693They would've left if it wasn't for MSQ. But alas!
>>20032642[X]Ask Midori about Pinky.[X]Ask Midori about her abilities.[X]Ask Midori if she really likes girls, or if it's just a phase she's going through.this order OR if only one will be picked, then i think pinky takes priority.
[x] Ask about Pinky
>>20032710Oh shut the fuck up.MSQ has nothing more to do with it than SWQ, this or any other anime thread.I don't even follow it and I fucking hate you whining fucks who cannot just accept that you do not like it so you ignore it
>>20032728Now that you are rowing the longest river, tell Cleopatra she's a bitch.
>>20032758Sure, when I see the bitch.
>>20032710>>20032728>>20032758>>20032762Just shut up and focus on the quest, won't you. Hearing you whine every thread about stuff that doesn't even matter is tiring.
>>20032762It's more likely than you think!
>>20032781we're sort of low on things to speculate on though. Only so many bear hunting vacations we can plan.
>>20032784I think you will see her first given you have obviously been going down that river longer than I have.Too bad no crocodiles got you
>>20032786We can start planning that one. Who are we taking along?
>>20032793Well we're going to russia soon anyway, due to golden gun shenanigans. Misaka's a must, and Pancakes sorta needed.I'd like to not take Iori, but I think she's still technically employing us, so we might have to.
>>20032793Misaka, Midori, maybe Iori and Mami if they decide to start talking to us again ever.We can invite Kyoko but Sayaka will probably be a bitch about it.
Yes let's plan ahead
>>20032793Iori's out.Misaka and Kyoko are obvious coming as they're awesome. Should probably bring Mami along so we can have ready access to pancakes. Midori could ride on top of Tim, who we've told that bears are heretics.
>>20032804I'm pretty sure Mami started liking us again somewhat, but we haven't seen her in awhile so things might be different.
>>20032802Yeah while Iori is still employing us to protect her we can't just up and leave her in Japan.She can keep Mami company while we go bear hunting
>>20032813She's, uh, with Iori at the moment.The same Iori that just got veeeery mad at us.Pretty sure we've managed to alienate both our pancake wenches with a single lick.
[x] Get Mami and Iori drunk, get Iori to lick Mami's soulstone
>>20032793Honestly, this isn't a vacation, this is a business trip.Misaka needs to work on repairing Tim, and can best do it in her warehouse/armory.Kyoko and Mami aren't on vacation, they could still get tapped for contracts.
>>20032837I thought she was with the battle maid and her master.If not...well fuck.
>>20032802>>20032810Not sure if it's a good idea to leave Iori behind. I know you folks don't seem to like her much, but we ARE still trying to keep her away from QB at least, right? I'm sure nothing could possibly go wrong if we left her behind and took everyone who has shown the least amount concern with us. /sarcasmThat said, we really need to establish waifus here. Flirting with every girl we meet will only lead to trouble, though I'm not naive enough to think that anyone who frequents /tg/ would be able to resist the Fluffy Bottom if dangled in front of us...
>>20032837...Well, shit. I think she might be more understanding about the soulgem situation, if we explain that we didn't realize what would happen.[spoiler] Idgaf about Iori really.[/spoiler]
>>20032793>Who are we taking along?
>>20032853Haha, forgot about spoilers not working. Whoops.
>>20032837I don't get why you think they are so pissed at us.You take an idol who is not used to getting 2am calls and call her to talk.Of course she won't be that happy to wake up to us calling drunkenly at that time of night.
>>20032858How about, no one.There's no need to take any of them with us. We're going to be cooped up in the R&D lab with the Golden Weapons most of the time. Why the fuck can you people stop thinking with your cocks and focus on the job at hand?
>>20032841She is. Mami's there too. I think. I'm not sure any more.It's 1:30 AM and I have work tomorrow and I don't know why I'm still here.
>>20032844We just have a couple of chucklefucks tonight it seems.Like Deculture would let us leave her behind without massive consequences or Mami bringing her along
>>20032874*can't
>>20032844We are trying to protect her, but she's shown that despite how much she's either mad at us or worried for out safety she's still listening to us when we told her to never ever under any circumstances talk to him.
So where we are taking Midori again?
>>20032844>That said, we really need to establish waifus here.We already have established our two waifus: pancakes and alcohol.This means we care more about Mami (because she's our pancake cook), and Midori (because she tastes good), but we don't have any romantic feelings for any of those. It's more about base needs. Kyouko is our girlbro. Misaka fixes stuff for us and is a little sister figure. Iori is a case for the psychiatrist, but we have that gut feeling she'll die if we push her away, and we're working for her anyway.
>>20032874You honestly expect tg to not think with their dicks?Seriously in a 40k situation not one fa/tg/uy in a hundred would end up as anything but a slaaneshi cultist
>>20032889This is slightly complicated by the fact that Iori is the Designated Dame for this quest, and Soft Bottoms are also on our waifu list.
>>20032889>[Iori] will die if we push her awayOr become a MG, or worse, become a Golden Weapon recipient.
>>20032908I don't think they are, else we would have checked other girls' softness already.
NOT MAGICAL GIRL NOIR QUEST BUT STILLYou've pretty much inspired me, Deculture. I'm currently working on a series of flash animations set in the Megucaverse.A hardboiled no-nonsense investigator is hired to check out a series of mysterious disappearances of young girls in the planned city of Mitakihara. He suspects sexual deviants, human trading, sick murderers. He won't be prepared for what he finds. Private Eye monologuing everywhere, cigarettes, hard booze, hard truths.First episode plot:http://pastebin.com/8sqgz3v8We're about to make it happen as a flash animation in the style of something like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXDX32Vy5H8. All black/white, with some colors added in like in Sin City. Interested?
>>20032921I'm a sucker for hard boiled detective bullshit of pretty much every flavor, so I will be paying attention to this.
>>20032921YES! OH MY! YES! GO ON!
>>20032671 >>20032662 >>20032656You close your eyes briefly as you enjoy the pleasant buzz that drinking an entire bottle of whiskey had so generously blessed you with. You should probably savor it while you have the chance. Still, you might as well start finding out more about Midori - otherwise it's just going to be a long and awkward walk to the Infirmary Floor.You break the silence by asking her about what she can do. It's not often you actually encounter a Callidus - it's usually just Eversors or Vindicares, really. Culexus even more so - in fact, you haven't seen one since...ever. Well, there was that one time, but--"W-well, I..." Midori seems to take a moment to gather her thoughts. "Heh. I'm really not supposed to tell people what I can do, it's not something Callidus usually do on a whim, but...you're my boss now, right? So I should." She clears her throat. "Like...like what you're already familiar with, I can take on the guise of someone. Anyone, so long as I can study them long enough and see how they are. That's Easy Mode." Midori lets out a sigh. "I didn't use that on you - I used Nightmare Mode, which is something I like to call a wide-area hypnosis kind of deal. I can project an invisible barrier that influences how the people inside that barrier perceive who I am, and...well, what they expect me to be, I become that, in their eyes. The barrier feeds upon their expectations of who I'm supposed to be at that moment, and then feeds that back into their minds. Their subconscious just fills in the gaps. It's as hard and as taxing as you think, and that's why I only use it when it's really needed." [1/2]
>>20032919We haven't exactly had any time since finding out how soft idol bottoms are to go check.Or anyone we trust to have any sort of clue to ask.Remember we went straight from the party to here to get smashed with Emi.
>>20032864Seriously? Lets go over the night she's had, and try to puzzle out why she might be mad. She's currently been shuffled off to a fan boy's house with her two friends, the only two that she can confirm aren't horribly dead after the charnel house that her company party turned into. She worries half the night about us, calling us over 30 times only to have QB pick up each time. She's been told to never talk to him, and he's not exactly the comforting type to begin with. Once she finally reaches us, we're drunk and have moans of pleasure interrupting us during our conversation.I thinking it wasn't the fact that we tried to call her back in the middle of the night that pissed her off. She wasn't getting any sleep tonight anyway, dude.
>>20032874And what IS the job at hand, if I may ask? And what would you suggest we do in the meantime? Sit on our comfy chair and do nothing?
>>20032941Heh, so we could get Midori to be us and guard Iori while we are in Russia.That'll turn out juuust fantastic.
>>20032853>>20032616>>20032837>Go drinking with Midori>Not a single fuck given about Iori pouting>Secretly aiming for the voluptuous pancake-goddess>Our faces when Chaiki wants to make her move on Mami and finds out in the following few days, that while we were neglecting Mami and Iori, Iori hooked up with Mami.
>>20032889We have to find out if Midori can cook
>>20032941She coughs. "Or when I realize that someone like THE Murderface is babysitting my mark. I was just planning to use Easy Mode the entire time - I had to initiate Nightmare Mode on top of everything while I was playing around with that idol."But you weren't all that familiar with Yayoi at the time. How could she have influenced you, someone who has no memory of the fallen idol?"That's the beauty of it, see?" She smiles as she turns slightly to look at you. "The barrier gets stronger the more people feed it. A lot of people there - including Iori - believed I was Yayoi. All I had to do was feed their perception of me to you. It happens really quickly, and unless you're looking for it specifically, it's not easy to detect." Midori seems proud of herself, before deflating suddenly. "Well, I'd say that, but that girl in the pink dress shattered it so easily..."Ah. Yes. Pinky. You were just getting to that.[]Ask her about Pinky.[]Ask her if she can cook, clean, and make pancakes.[]Quiet time is now. Get to the Infirmary Floor.
>>20032965We always have Midori as a fallback option then.
>>20032974[]Ask her about Pinky.
>>20032937>>20032938There's not much more, sadly. We're still workan on it, but there's a reason the MC is German. Faust is school material there (and better in German, too). It will explore the trappings and pitfalls of the Puella system while trying to keep it in perspective from a complete outsider who still is sane and not an easy bullshit believer.What will show up, in no particular order, is:Forced soul-extractingEnvy in huge amountsHitomi being a massive bitchSCIENCE in contact with MAGICMental breakdownsPolice crackdownsGunfights against PuellasBackstabbing (literal and metaphorical)Kindness and careMagical GangsSelf-righteousnessINVESTAGATINGAnd much more. The original puellas don't play a big role in this because durrfanfiction. The green one is Hitomi though, as you might have noticed.READ THE PASTEBIN OF EP1http://pastebin.com/8sqgz3v8
>>20032974ask her about pinky
>>20032941So the imaginary Yayoi only made out with Iori because we were expecting here to make out with Iori?Murderface, I'm... not even surprised anymore.
>>20032974[X] Ask her if she can cook, clean, and make pancakes.We already know about Pinky
>>20032958Job at hand, right now, is finding out what our new Callidus backup can do.Then it's getting QB to arrange our flight to his Russian lab.>we do in the meantime? Sit on our comfy chair and do nothingDrink alcohol, eat painkillers, smoke cigarettes. Get more guns, ammunition, and explosives.
>>20032974[X]Ask her about Pinky.[X]Ask her if she can cook, clean, and make pancakes.Both are needed info.
>>20032974She already told us about pinky.Ask her to turn into us for a moment via easymode, but otherwise just:[x]Quiet time is now. Get to the Infirmary Floor.
>>20032974>Ask about pinky>Ask if she likes girls>Dont ask if she can make pancakes, etc. That's heresy against Mami.
>>20032990Or Iori did, or the guards did.Really I guess everyone did.
[X]Ask her about Pinky.[X]Ask her if she can cook, clean, and make pancakes.Also see if she is going to go back and see her parents now that she isn't going to die
>>20032974[x]Ask her about Pinky.
>>20032990>So the imaginary Yayoi only made out with Iori because we were expecting here to make out with Iori?Ask her this. Then ask about pancakes.
>>20032974[X] Ask if she can make pancakes
>mysterious disappearances of young girls in the planned city of MitakiharaOh. Oh god. I never realized that it was a planned city. Now it makes sense. The... whole entire town was built by Kyuubi's influence as a breeding ground for magical girls, wasn't it?
>>20033020>qb>meddling in mortal affairs beyond "oi, become meguca"Nope.
>>20032974[x] Tell her that Pinky is the most powerful witch ever and the only reason that she hasn't killed everyone forever is probably because she's having too much fun fucking with our head.
>>20033020>Kyuubi'sHoly fuck what. That's disgusting.It's Kyubei. or QB
>>20032974>[x]Ask her if she can cook, clean, and make pancakes.PRIORITY ALPHA!
>>20032974[x]Ask her about Pinky.You know what, actually, no. TELL her about Pinky."Ah yes, my pink haired... acquaintance. She broke your web because, well, i asked her for help. In exchange, she wanted me to... hang on to something for her, and maybe participate in a little game of hers if i have the opportunity.""I'd like to win that game, so, i think you should tell me anything you got off of her. After all, aren't Calliduses good at reading people?"Also, we should mention that taking gold shinies from pinky is a "kill you with our brain" sort of offence.
>>20032974[x]Ask her about pinky.THEN[x]Ask her if she really likes girls, or if it's just a phase she's going through.
>>20032990No Iori did it because she obviously did the regularly.We saw her as a timid, broken girl because that's how Iori and the guards saw her after the rape
>>20033040>CallidusesY U NO STOP RAPE LATINCallidae
>>20032987what is this? i only come hear for Decultures posts and skip everything else.
>>20032974
>>20033049I CAN'T INTO LATIN THEY DON'T TEACH IT HERE.I HAD TO STOP MYSELF FROM USING 'CALLIDI'
>>20032974[x]TELL her about the PinkyTell her that Pinky is actually a Witch. A Witch playing a game with Magical Girls as the pieces and Golden Weapons as the tokens.But the Incubators, or at least QB, has wised up to the game, and having one of these Golden Weapons is a quick route to immediate retirement. Not to mention having Pinky get inside your head and turn you into a corrupted pawn.
>>20033050goto>>20032921INSPIRATION STUCK
>>20033056Are... are you God?
>>20033056pff
>>20033056Nice. Planning to do any more? I'd ask for helipad one armed Chaiki, smiling.
>>20033049YOU ARE WRONG>>20033060HE IS RIGHTIt's actually Callidi. Since it originates from Callidus, you git. Learn in2deklination.
>>20032921>Tomas EngelIt`s "Thomas" not Tomas in german. Either go full-german name or don`t go there at all. Writing it wrong doesn`t make it cooler.
>>20033049>>20033060>>20033078Well, it's not like 40K use Latin correctly anyway.
>>20033081>names>"correct" spellingLutsch mir die Eier du Hurensohn. Ich mach das wie ich will. Mit "th" klingts zu englisch.
>>20033078BUT I C- what really?Huh. The -i plural is so much more fun. Octopi, Protei, but it's never right.
>>20032974That must take a LOT of concentration. Has she done that sort of thing before?[]Ask her about Pinky.
>>20033078You are also wrong. it would be lrn2[whatever] and not learn in2[whatever]. you must be confused with X cannot into Y.Also yes I was hesitating between the two and ended up emberassing myself by picking the wrong one. I stand corrected.
>>20033030Oh, come off it. QB is lazy as fuck, but he's got a job to do and doesn't care as long as he produces results. It seems perfectly in character for him to build a whole city who's sole job is to produce grief seeds. He could even be building it using the dreams and wishes of people along the way, and thus the founders are the first witches. Once he gets his farm going, all he has to do is follow the program and he gets his seed fix. >>20033033Also, you right! I have been spelling it wrong. Kyuubi is the Naruto fox thing... Sorry!
>>20033101>>20033078Q: How many anons does it take to properly declinate latin?A: Two, and a tripfag.
>>20033090That is beside the point. We should always attempt to learn from our and others' mistakes and aspire to improve ourselves. Just because GW cannot into latin, doesn't mean we should stay uneducated as well.
>>20033094>OctopiIt's because of latin origin? My impression was that plural of octopus is octopi simly because octopussies would be misleading. (English is not my native.)
[x]Ask Midori if she really fucked Iori or if that was just the illusion we were trapped in going off of our assumptions.
>>20033109Kyuubi is a nine tailed fox, it's not original from Naruto. It litteraly mean "nine tails".
>>20033149>>20033097Part of the job, or just a side benefit for her?
>>20033092"Lutsch mir die Eier, du Hurensohn!" Nicht einmal die Satzzeichen setzt du richtig, du Pfosten. Wenn du dich schon assozial benehmen möchtest weil dein Pfleger dir gerade nicht über die Schulter kuckt, mach es doch wenigstens auf korrekte Weise. Davon abgesehen, lässt "Tomas" es weder englischer aussehen, noch englischer klingen. Es lässt dich nur wie einen Trottel aussehen der keine Achtung vor der eignen Sprache hat.Und ja, Namen haben eine korrekte Schreibweise.Schreib dich nicht ab. Lerne lesen und schreiben.
>>20033149While that would be nice to know, I don't think we should be asking it.
>>20033139Fairly sure that "Octopuses" is correct.
>>20033109>Naruto fox thingActually it's the same word. Japanese <-> English translations are funny; Kyubei and Kyuubi are both correct, just like Kyoko and Kyouko, Shoujo and Shojo (nobody uses that one though).
>>20033159Stop talking nazi.It's an english-speaking board.
>>20033172Stirb in einem Feuer, Yank.
>>20033162..Good point, if it was just the illusion reacting to us it'd tip her off that we have an active imagination. A better question would be to eventually ask her if she's a virgin or if she ever plays around with victims.
>>20033167Romanization is a tricky thing indeed. Technically though, all of it is wrong, and the only correct spelling is using moonrunes, but at this point we're getting into autism.
>>20033165it would actually be octopodes strictly come latin, but octopuses is correct too and octopi is accepted because of widespread usage
>>20033178Nice try but I'm an Eurofag and I'm fire repellant.
>>20033167Kyoko/KoukoBecause English can't decide whether "ō" should be transcribed as "o" or "ou".
>>20033155Ah. See, I just assumed it was a character name, not, like, a specific description. I just assumed all kitsune were kitsune? I'm learning stuff today!Also, Firefox is trying to suggest that Kitsune should be spelled "iTunes". Oh the irony...
>>20033159>>20033178>flaming around on spelling issues>not talking about the plot and if it's okay or notGET TO WORK /tg/
>>20033195Full name would be Kyuubi no Kitsune (Nine tailed fox).Kitsune is any fox, KnK is the magical creature.
>>20033212get the fuck out, we're discussing grammar here
>>20033172It`s german, not nazi-speak. I am aware, though, that you silly americans are not familiar with anything beyond your own borders. Anyway, I am sorry, for voicing my concerns but its always panful for me to see how Japs and Americans tend to rape my native language beyond recognition. If someone is using german names, he should at least take care to write them the right way.
>>20033212While /tg/ (occasionally) gets stuff done, you can't tell /tg/ what work to do. That's not how it works, and that's the beauty of it anyway.That said, do you think there's russian magical girls we need to worry about/seduce?
>>20033212The plot isn't bad.What year is it supposed to take place in?
>>20033221>waaah>waaaaaah>abloo bloo bloo>waah
>>20033224I like this idea a lot.Finally someone who can keep up with our drinking!
>>20033195All kitsune are kitsune but some have more tails than others.Thus, fluffiness level directly equates to power level. Well up to a point, there's that weirdness with losing tails after reaching 9, but I think they they do that just to annoy people who are trying to figure it all out.
>>20032988 >>20033005 >>20033000You ask her a bit more about Pinky. You've already asked her earlier, of course, but she was well on her way on getting inebriated then. Maybe Midori's sober edition would get you a bit more info on the girl with the sunless eyes who seems to be really focused on bringing her fetishes into this little game of hers. Fetishes that involve impromptu heart surgery with nothing but her bare hands."Huh? About her?" Midori asks as the Infirmary finally comes into view after your rounding of a corner - the smell of antiseptic and medicine growing stronger as the office falls away behind you, replaced by the cream-colored tiles and walls of a typical hospital setting. "Remember how I had Nightmare Mode still activated? I don't know what happened, but...just before she broke my illusion apart, I found myself being changed into you, Murderface. Only..." Her brow furrows. "Different. Like...more stylish. More elegant. You had longer hair, like, down to your ass, and spreading outwards slightly, like wings. You were also wearing this red ribbon on your hair, and then your shield thing, it was on your left arm this time, and it was all gold..."Huh. That's...right. Exactly what you wanted to know.As you continue to wheel her forward, it's then that you spot your favorite couple - Sayaka and Kyoko, with the former pushing the latter forward on a wheelchair. Sadly, Kyoko's out of her butler outfit, already in the same gown that Midori is in. Sayaka is in her casual clothes, and clearly fussing over her girlfriend. Kyoko seems to be liking the attention, all smiles, her long unruly red hair falling down her back.[1/2]
>>20033167>>20033033http://wiki.puella-magi.net/KyubeyIs the Wiki official? Or fan run? Because it looks like everyone is spelling wrong if it is! *laugh*That said, I thought the sub I was watching used 'Kyuubi'. Japanese is strange.
>>20033230Aww. Stop crying, little one. Did you accidentally sit down on daddy's pc and opened the first random link? There, there. Everything is going to be just fine.Close the browser and leave the pc. You will be okay, I promise.
>>20033246As you get closer, it's then that Sayaka finally notices you as well. Her eyes, red and puffy, narrow as you with quite a good amount of venom.Kyoko, in the other hand, is in clearly good spirits. "Heeyyy, Murderface! Back is fixed! I just gotta get some rest for a day or two on this stupid wheelchair and then I'll be good as new! Not bad, eh?"Yeah. Not bad at all.What do you do in this particular situation?[]Ignore Sayaka and continue talking to Kyoko.[]Apologize to Sayaka about what happened.
>>200332262025 or something around that. Like PMMM itself.
[x]Ignore Sayaka and continue talking to Kyoko.Fuck her. Kyoko did this on her own. We are thankful, but Sayake can get bent.
>>20033259Offer Sayaka some whiskey, but talk to Kyoko.
>>20033247The English spelling of many Japanese names and words is wrong.Also the Japanese can decide to spell it differently just to be assholes.Basically though it is nine tails since kyuu = 9 and bi = tail(s) in whatever various spellings they are givenJust like there is also Juubi who is also spelt jyubey, juubey, and juubei which is ten tails
>>20033259"I kind of...Let her get broken""sorry"
[]Ignore Sayaka and continue talking to Kyoko.Bitch.
>>20033259[X]Apologize to Sayaka about what happened.Sayaka being a bitch is a interminable universal constant, but we should at least be seen to make an effort to be civil.
>>20033259Apologize then proceed to ignore.
>>20033259[]CRIPPLE JOUSTING
> "Different. Like...more stylish. More elegant. You had longer hair, like, down to your ass, and spreading outwards slightly, like wings. You were also wearing this red ribbon on your hair, and then your shield thing, it was on your left arm this time, and it was all gold...">mfwI think now is a good time to freak out.
>>20033224>>20033231Well, I can tell you that the Crusader one is going to end up at your side ( a man needs to look out for little girls in distress, especially when they're barely a year older than Yuma) and the Hitomi you revived will end up trying to murder you.
>>20033259Give Sayaka the whiskey, and apologize.
>>20033284I for one like this ideaGET SOME CRUTCHES AND LET'S GET IT ON
>>20033259[]Apologize to Sayaka about what happened.and tell them about the gem licking thing, they probably know about it but it will be amusing to see how they react to it.
>>20033284ALL OTHER VOTES ARE INVALID.
>>20033259[x]Apologize to Sayaka about what happened.>>20033273>>20033278Sayaka acts like a bitch to us because we acted like a bitch to her all the time before, and continue to do so now. We get drunk, down painkillers, smoke, and generally act like we're not worth saving or being around. When Sayaka actually obliges us and treats us like shit, you get mad?
>>20033259[]Apologize to Sayaka about what happened.Sorry about letting your fuckbuddy get her spine snapped.
>>20033284Forget what I said. CRIPPLE FIGHT! I mean JOUSTING!
>>20033259Talk to Kyouko. If Sayaka's going to be an arse, she doesn't need to be acknowledged.
>>20033259Ignore Sayaka. She won't accept any apologies.Instead suggest to Kyoko a wheelchair cripple race.
>>20033288http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b11-37Me_a4&feature=relatedNow add this music, setting sun in the background and It's getting full badass.>My name is Akemi Homura and whoever you are... please tell the world that I'm sorry
[X]Apologize to Sayaka about what happened.
>>20033284Actually, no, THIS
>>20033284YES YES YES YES YES
>>20033259[x]Apologize to Sayaka about what happened.[x] Thank Kyoko for probably saving our sanity and/or life.[x] Contemplate cripple jousting.
>>20033309>>20033299>>20033284YES PERFECT! CHOO CHOO THE BAD DECISION TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES
how can anybody vote for anything but CRIPPLE JOUSTINGseriouslythe winner gets their soul gem licked or something
>>20033303But Sayaka is always a bitch to everyone
>>20033259At least attempt to apologize to Sayaka before continuing the conversation with Kyoko.
>>20033336No. A full on soulgem blowjob for the winner.
>>20033336Because not all of us are retards that immediately step on the BAD DECISION EXPRESS at every chance.
I change my vote from apologizing to cripple jousting
>>20033342I'm not sure the winner would recover from that.
>>20033343Well guess what, majority rules so BAD IDEA EXPRESS IS A GO!
>>20033343Okay, fine. Cripple jousting, only if both participants agree.
Well, we DO need to haze the new girl......[]CRIPPLE JOUSTING
Cripple jousting is a fucking retarded idea.
>>20033259Wait, wait. Wasn't Kyouko the one who joked about armless Chiaki being "like a character from that cripple fucking game"?GUESS WHAT WE SHOULD TELL HER NOW.
>>20033365>>20033358>>20033356>>20033348>>20033342>>20033336>>20033333>>20033332>>20033326>>20033322>>20033309>>20033299>>20033297>>20033284I would like it to be noted that you are all terrible people.
Let's do this.
>>There is a golden time-stopping, bag-of-unlimited-holding shield out there.Freaking out here.
>>20033379You don't seem to understand. Everything we do is retarded. No exceptions.
>>20033395That's probably what our repaired shield, with all 20 weapons, would look like.
>>20033318..Your choice of music for this scene is fucking terrible. Like.. Transformers-Movie terrible. Try this instead:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddLhAnSIKU0&feature=watch_response
[x] Ignore Sayaka.Fuck bitches. Acquire grief seeds.Of course, you guys know this whole Midori thing is going to bite us in the ass when Iori finds out we chose to drink with the girl who almost got her raped.Not that I think we should have done this differently. We needed space. Drunks gonna drink.
>>20033391Correct. Awesome, that's what we are.
>>20033395That's the final form of the shield after we catch'em all.
>>20033259[x]Apologize... for CRIPPLE JOUSTING!
>>20033391I like to believe that we're witnessing here a tripfag and two samefagging anons
>>20033391So Noted.
>>20033395What's there to freak out about. Obviously that's our FINAL FORM. With the Ultra Swag That Can Reverse Time.
>>20033416And you'd be wrong.
>>20033416You'd be very wrong.
>>20033416I initially posted that suggestion as a joke. i have made no other posts in this thread
>>20033391You're right, becaue I totally support this: >>20033342
>>20033408And what are Transformers have to do in this?
>>20033391lookwe may be terriblebut tell me with a straight face you wouldn't want to see magical girls cripple joust
DECULTURE IF YOU CHIKUWA SIGN US I WILL BE SO MAD
>>20033439It was a terribad movie with bad pacing, bad story and basically all laid out to be as EPIC and AWESUM as possible. It was simply horrible. At so was your choice of music.
>>20033454You reek of ThatGuy.Don't touch me
>>20033416No, it's just proof that /tg/ is not as smart as it thinks it is, because it will invariably choose cheap laughs, regardless of the consequences, then complain and blame visitors from other boards when the situation inevitably explodes in their faces.
"Ha now who looks like a character from some cripple game?"or"Hey Sayaka; your girlfriend vs my new lacky in a friendly bit of cripple jousting. What do you say?"
>>20033470Is that so? Haven't watched It but I thought It's a given that a movie about space, tranforming into cars robots would be laid as EPIC AND AWESOME AND SO VERY HOLLYWOOD
>>20033454No, I don't want to see magical girls cripple joust.I have no desire to see such a thing. I would much rather show people that we've turned over a new leaf, that we're no longer the old Murderface who was a bitch not worth getting to know, and might actually be someone worth saving.
I think joking about cripple jousting would be rather in character for Chiaki, actually. But stopping at the bad joke.
It seems like no matter what we do a few people just want to bitch about it.Be noir people bitch that we are unlikeableBe nice people bitch we aren't being noirBe drunken and stupid after we have had our soul gem marinating in whiskey for hours people bitch we are being stupid.
>>20033537Welcome to 4chan, enjoy your stay.
>>20033537Looks like you missed the fact that there are two factions in this quest.Fun&Waifufags and Noir&srsbzns
>>20033537STOP TRYING TO BE RATIONAL AND LOGICAL AND POINTING OUT STUFF THAT MAKE SENSE WHEN I JUST WANT TO COMPLAIN!
>>20033562No becuase it seems to be the same two or three people arguing against every action taken
>>20033562That can't be wrong. I'm supporting fun and noir choices and arguing Chiaki shouldn't have any waifus (besides pancakes and alcohol, of course).
>>20033574And how can you tell that in this anonymous board?But okayFun&Waifufags and Noir&srsbzns AND those three guys that bitch about everything
>>20033562Hey, hey!I'm a carded member of the Noir&srsbzns&techpriestsareawesome party. Don't make me burn your house down.
>>20033595>can't be rightDerp.
>>20033598Generally by how they seem to argue their point but thanks.
>>20033296 >>20033284 >>20033280You look back at Sayaka, and for once, you actually feel guilty from the look she's giving you. Of course, you realize that it was Kyoko who made the decision to be your backup, even deigning to do it on her free time - which basically meant she wasn't getting paid for the hours the assignment took up - but you do know that you could have stopped her, at least. Or prevented Kyoko from getting hurt. There's a lot you could have done, even if they couldn't have worked.You let one of your last remaining friends hurt, is what you're trying to get at here. And no matter the excuse, it's still bad. Period.You murmur an apology, hoping it sounded sincere enough. Sayaka doesn't so much at blink at you, but instead narrow her eyes, shoulders trembling in barely-kept rage."I...I promised Kyoko that I'd count to ten." Sayaka says through gritted teeth, effort clear in her voice, like every word is visibly straining to be spoken. "I am...I am not going to count to goddamn twenty. Your apology is noted, and...and accepted. That's all I'm going to say to you."That's...surprisingly civil of Sayaka. You honestly thought she'd go out and start shit with you right here in the Infirmary, but she seems to be mellowing somewhat.Well, that, or Kyoko had made her promise to make nice. And you know yourself that the crimson-haired Eversor had her own set of guiles, even if she herself doesn't know what the hell is a 'guile', besides someone who'd make a family man out of you.[1/2]
>Fun&Waifufags and Noir&srsbzns>mfw when I am both and only complain about the choice of music
Ok, anons, srs question. Are we drunk and unable to make rational thought?Or buzzed and just find everything a little ridiculous and funny?
>>20033643Actually that's condradicting yourself
>>20033600The Misaka party is seriously understaffed, though. I think it's all two of us.
>>20033630>even if she herself doesn't know what the hell is a 'guile', besides someone who'd make a family man out of you.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iof5pRAIZmw
>>20033644Not everyone reacts to alcohol by being all jolly.I think the only thing It fucks up is Chiaki's motor skills
>>20033665I find Misaka enjoyable, but think she's more of a imouto then a waifu.
>>20033651Jep, thats pretty much how human beings work.
>>20033665I support the misaka effort! But iori needs us more, so we have to make the sacrifice.
>>20033630Chiaki should send Sayaka a picture of butler-Kyoko later. It might smooth things over a bit.
>>20033630We should offer our butlerKyouko picture as an apology.
>>20033644I'm 3AM right now. Does that count?
>>>20033630>besides someone who'd make a family man out of you.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KsRpMFIrZ8
>>20033702Nono! We must go to PR department and get wall poster version!
>>20033718Second! That'll help smooth things over, right?
>>20033702that would just make her more angry at the moment.Wait till Kyouko can walk again before showing off pictures of her standing.>>20033665it is a sad world we live in that no one wants their techpriest in for highest political office.
>>20033734Waifu is the highest political office now?
>>20033682I'm wondering for archive tag purposes. Gonna go with drunk, I think.
>>20033665Yeah I am on the Misaka party but Misaka as imouto
>>20033702Seconded. We already have a pissed off Iori we don't need a more pissed then necessary Sayaka
>>20033759you asked
>>20033682 >>20033665Isn't she part of the Misaka network? Can't she, like, bring her sisters or something?
>>20033630You nod at Sayaka, and turn back to Kyoko, who is smiling up at the blue-haired girl, patting her hand. "Baby steps, Sayaka-chan, baby steps." She faces you after a moment, while Sayaka turns away from you, clearly champing the bit. "So, hey! Kyuubey stopped by while I was getting patched up. We have a new Callidus, it seems! And she's your personal one!" Kyoko's grin is comfortingly smarmy. "You going to capitalize on that 'personal' part, eh, Murderface? Bahahaha!"You tell her to knock it off, or it's Cripple Jousting Time. You add to the threat by pushing Midori's chair a few inches forward, then back, then forward again. Making its occupant squeak in surprise and treipdation"HAW! Oh man! Cripple Jousting! LET'S GO! Hey, Sayaka-chan, can you get us some crutches and--" Kyoko is clearly excited at the prospect of taking advantage of her current disability in the most hilarious way ever - until, of course, her enthusiasm is dampened by a withering stare courtesy of Miki Sayaka."...Yeah. Let's...not get carried away here, Murderface." Kyoko murmurs after a moment, looking quite like the child who'd been caught with a hand in the cookie jar. "Infirmary and all. Bit of respect for the people worse off than us."You nod, letting out a small sigh."Well, anyway! Who's the Callidus? Dammit, Murderface, introduce us to the newest recruit, at least!" Kyoko smiles at Midori, who seems to have recovered, at least. You manage to nod, and it's then that you begin the introductions - stating both Sayaka's and Kyoko's names in full, along with their Rank. The latter greets Midori with her usual jovial exubrance, while Sayaka only offers her a sneer.[2/3]
>>20033796"Hanegawa Midori, Callidus. P-Pleased to make your acquaintance, Miki-san, Sakura-san." Midori bows, hastily, her unbound green hair falling forward."Oh! Formal an' classy! A keeper, Murderface!" Kyoko crows, all smarmy and such again. You wonder how this girl had just been the one who was crying about how you never recognized her as an actual friend, as she lay there with a broken back. "So, uh, are you gonna be just Murderface's spotter, or are you gonna warm her bed too?""SAKURA KYOKO." Both you and Sayaka hiss, in perfect unison, and you both raise your eyebrows at each other. Kyoko is laughing, and laughing hard. The hilarity of this is lost on you, even more so when you hear Midori's reply."...If she'll let me."Oh. What.How do you react?
>>20033803By changing the topic
>>20033803....When did my life turn into a harem anime?
>>20033803I'd rather have Midori warm our bed then Iori, more appropriate too. There is a valid reason for her living with us, she is under our command and more on hand help for protecting Iori. Sounds good to me. Just ignore Iori being overbearing and possessive.
>>20033803Well maybe if you are good and get along with the current one.
>>20033803"Be a good girl and we'll see what happens."Then see about finding a good spot for boozing up.Completely casual.
>>20033803only if you can manage to get along with iori.but then hey, threesomes
>>20033803"Toe the line, respect the Pancake Goddess, Misaka is best girl, and don't drink my booze. If you can manage that, Then we'll see if you're Girl Friday material. Capise?"
>>20033803Well, there is only one sane way to react, right?THROW A SMOKE GRENADE AND RUN AWAY
>>20033828>>20033817Both of these. Oh lawdy.
>>20033840Do recall, she has already, ah, gotten along with Iori quite a bit.Iori may not be quite so favourably inclined though.
>>20033816Changing subject matter sounds like the best idea right now. Mention alcohol we procured for Kyoko.
>>20033848Man, we hardly used the smoke grenades, did we? How many do we still have?
>>20033803To Midori - "I appreciate the offer, but give the full Murderface experience a few days to kick in before you really suggest such things in earnest."To Kyoko "If i hear of this from anyone else, word one, your adventures in butlerdom will coat the entire internet. Forever. I will get Misaka to weave the images into the very fabric of the 'tubes, ne'er to be expunged, nor forgotten."
>>20033869Now that's classy
>>20033803I imagine that this picture illustrates perfectly how Chiaki's personal life is going so far.This is going to be very difficult to explain to Iori, assuming that she remembers who Midori is supposed to be. Although I suppose we don't necessarily have to keep them together if we trust Midori enough to work as QB's agent when we don't need her.
>>20033865 I thought we used all our Flashbanggs / Smokes when we "Gokugenyo, Motherfucker" 'ed Operators Operating Operationally and Killgore?
>>20033803ehno comment. Putting this off until after the Vacation Hunting Party.or this >>20033817
>>20033883I know we dropped, like, eight FLASHBANGS. I don't think the Smokes got much use though.
>>20033869What this guy said, please.
>>20033869I gotta agree with this, for the sake of getting our serious-face back on. Time for play comes and goes. As much as I want to turn this into a harem anime, I don't want to turn this into a harem anime. Contradictions ho!All we can do is pray to Deculture to do a harem spin-off.
>>20033892We haven't had a need to have an inventory update, yet. Maybe in the next tread we could get one. Deculture tends to do them at the start of threads, I've noticed.
>>20033803Considering that this is suppose to be noir I'm not surprised.
>>20033882I don't know why I laughed as hard as I did at that, but I think I needed it.Thanks, man.
>>20033883>>20033892Smokes weren't mentioned but I think they were part of the harness of the thing.
>>20033803changing the subject to booze seems like a reasonable idea.i remember, Midori has had some action with Iori during our body guard mission right?did Iori get a good look at her when the illusion was broken?what will Iori do if she does remember and she meets Midori who will most likely be clinging to us for the most part?there will be nothing left afterwards.
>>20033803"That depends. Can you cook pancakes?"
>>20033869Agreed. I think the time for shenanigans is later, we have drinking to do.
>>20033892We didn't have any smoke. It was HE and flashbangs. Five of each, IIRC
Also something to consider for the properly paranoid Noir-MG: Midori expressly told us that her most powerful illusions are bolstered in proportion to the amount of people who believe in it. It may be possible that she's playing up the wounded/vulnerable angle right now for potentially ominous purposes.
>>20033970We can still mindkill her.
>>20033970hence why we are keeping the soul gem
>>20033970She also told us that it takes significant focus, and she's pretty wasted at the moment.Also, i'm pretty sure that we blew both her legs off. Good paranoia, though.
>>20033970Nope. She was in the anti-magic box, wasn't playing shit back there.
>>20033932Modori wasn't revealed till the rape attempt was in progress, an then fell on the other side of the chair from Iori. She probably didn't get a good look at Midori that night.
>>20033970She can't use magic.
>>20033970That would be plausible if she hasn't been locked in an anti-magic room for days, with her soul physically removed from her body.
>>20033932Well, I can see this turning out one of two ways.If Midori is recognized by Iori, play in the Victim complex and claim the Otaku ware forcing her to work for them. Holding family hostage, on threat of death, will rape everything she cares about, etc.If Iroi had been illusioned to see Midori as Yayoi as well, and continued to do so up until Pinky broke the illusion, it's possible Iori was too focused on the immediate threat, the Otaku Rapists, and too 'Shocked and Awed' afterwards to really register Midori's presence.Although, considering who we're talking about... Best to prep Option A, have Midori enforce it with an illusion of truthfullness or some such if she can, and pray to go no one else spills the beans before we get Iori out of our lives forever. She's a sweet kid, but staying around us is only going to get her killed horribly, or made into a Magical Girl, and then killed horribly.
>>20033982If we know we're in danger to kill her.
>>20033882incredulous lolz all the way through. thank you
>>20033995She could also be made into a magical girl, then turn into a witch (because of us) and finally get killed horribly. Most likely by us.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20Quest4chan is starting to act up for me, so I'm arching this now in case it's not just me. ! Goddamnit, it screwed up the title tag.. >>20033970She told us this in an anti-magic room. She might be using her powers NOW, but everything she has been involved in the past 10 threads has been without her abilities. She had to convince us that she was legit on her own. That said, if she's really a professional at this, she may have been acting since moment one in the Silent Room, making up the stuff about her parents and co-workers to get our trust. Callidus would be good at acting before getting their powers, I'd imagine, as the powers seem to bolster whatever natural talent you already posses.
>>20034020Then we should clearly do the Soul Gem licking.Ask Kyoko and Sayaka what they see.
>>20033970And we can mind kill her in a heartbeat thanks to the new contract.One way or another she needs to stay on our good side
>>20034014While I believe the scenario you have stated would fall under the original 'turn into a Magical Girl, and then die horribly', I thank you for the clarification.
>>20034020If magical girls can use their powers without transforming why would they bother to transform at all?
>>20033869 >>20033844You clear your throat, loudly, trying to get some semblance of control over this situation that's somewhat turning into one of those tawdry little fantasies where one guy - or girl - ends up with multiple sex partners. You're pretty sure that's as unrealistic as an outcome gets, and someone will definitely get stabbed or shot or used as fertilizer in that scenario. Not a matter of if, but when, and you'd like to get away from that.You look down at Midori, and tell her that she should be more responsible with what she says and does. You're flattered, after all - who wouldn't be? - but she needs, at least, to spend a few days with you to see if the real Murderface lives up to whatever kind of Murderface the rumor mill keeps on talking about. You're sure, at least, that they've massively exaggerated your kill count, and you're not even using your Time Stop ability all that much recently anyway.Kyoko also gets the same talking-to. Although hers is more of a threat than a lecture - if she talks about this with ANYONE, her butler pictures will be leaked into the Internet, and you'll have Misaka make sure that they're a permanent, irremovable fixture on the 'tubes. Alien civilizations will come upon this ruined earth, many aeons later, and wonder what sort of dapper creature stands before them as they access the remains of our databases. You leave her with this as you make to wheel Midori past the both of them - you figure you'd make the trip to get her legs back, too, from the resident Nurse there.[1/2]
>>20034055"Give the bitch some legs. Bitches love legs."
>>20034055>you'll have Misaka make sure that they're a permanent, irremovable fixture on the 'tubes. Alien civilizations will come upon this ruined earth, many aeons later, and wonder what sort of dapper creature stands before them as they access the remains of our database9/10, would laugh my ass off again.
>>20033995See the hole in your reasoning for Iori is this.So far she has proven to be in more danger when she is not around us. Her guards were about as useful as a sock full of sand against the otaku's and Midori, the entire album launch was Kilgore's plan to murder everyone for pinky and she is known to be around us thanks to Kirika and the yakuza who we are currently hated by.Quite simply that girl is safer with the inevitable death that comes from associating with us than the uncertain rather constant threat of death that comes from standing away
>>20033803>How do you react?Sigh, I know this won't pass (too late for acceptable response and too much in way of Touching Fluffy Tail) but..."Koyko, may I ask you for a little thing? Give your Soul Gem to Sayaka for a second."Smile mysteriously."Sayaka, now just hold it like this..." take Midori's Soul Gem out of inventory and hold it between your fingers... "and do exactly what I do."Fondle it for a bit... then give it long strong lick.
>>20034055>but she needs, at least, to spend a few days with you to see if the real Murderface lives up to whatever kind of Murderface the rumor mill keeps on talking about. Isn't that going to encourage her even more?We basically said we're okay with it if she can bear with the real us.
>>20034052Homuru and Mami would be good shots in their normal form, and Sayaka and Kyoko seem to be quiet agile even in their plainclothes. They ALL can super jump and take incredible punishment in their normal form, too. Acting isn't a magical power; it's something she could be good at with her natural personality that her powers just enhance and work with.
>>20034055Kyoko is about to protest when Sayaka suddenly steps forward, calling out your name."C-Chiaki! Wait!"She reaches out and grasps your wrist. You blink at this, and once more as Sayaka pulls you close. Whispering in your ear."...Send those..uh...pictures to me later, yeah? You have my phone number, right?"Wordlessly, you nod."Good. Later." It's then she lets go, and makes to push Kyoko forward. Ignoring you as if nothing had happened."Sayaka-chan, what was that about? Are you plotting something with Murderface?" You hear Kyoko ask."What? Me, plot something with that boozehead? Are you insane? Just...just shut up and let me figure out how we're going to sleep later, okay?""O-okay..."You shake your head as you wheel Midori forward yourself. The couple's bickering receding into silence as the distance between you increases.It's times like these that make you wonder just why you drink, and then realize the answer has been in front of you all along.That everyone you know would be better off without you.
>>20034020In that case, we may want to leave Midori in secure custody for a day longer while Chiaki makes preparations for her. This will involve talking to Iori, looking at the new apartment that Kyubey has prepared, and checking to see if Midori's story is real or not.Remember, she initially told us that her name was Sakamoto Midori. Her actual name as revealed by Kyubey was Hanegawa Midori or something. As much d'aww it would be to believe her, her whole gimmick is deception and trickery. She would not be a very good Callidus if she used her powers as a crutch.For all we know, her parents could be fictional. Or she could have tricked a bunch of childless schmucks into believing that they had a daughter named Midori.
>>20034086That would be hilarious for the results and the danger of Kyoko or Sayaka deciding to do it to the other when drunk or trolling
>>20034086>Sayaka doing what we tell her to do.>Licking Midori soulgem again. And in front of other people.How about no.
>>20034102disbut everyone will want to go fuck waifu on her, so we aren't going to do any of it.
>>20034102I agree with waiting a day before bringing Midori home. But hasn't QB already done the background checking? Isn't that why he knew her real name?
Umm guy she will recognize MidoriYou all do realize that right?
>>20034102Or she could have had a backup plan in case she got caught and given she was smashed out of her mind and fully expecting to die horribly when she told us about her family etc she was actually telling the truth because she didn't want them to worry.People are forgetting an awful lot about the circumstances for our original interrogation of her, including her being figuratively leg less to go with the literally. She was all over the place and quite rightly expecting death, she had no more reason to keep lying
>>20034083While I do admit the girl's life is in danger on a near constant basis at the moment, may I offer a counter point?Frankly, all I see Iori as is a Principal. Not a love interest. Not a friend. Not a Mark. Just a Principle. And I will vote her off Murderface island the New Yark Minute her checks bounce or stop coming in.Chiaki is a Magical Girl. An exceptionally Murderiffic, Gun happy, violence prone Magical Girl who's getting even more so than usual due to the Golden Bane Weapons that are showing up. I'd much rather have Chiaki getting some action from someone who can fully understand the risks of such a relationship, and agree to them anyway.Nut, perhaps I'm just old fashioned, and don't like exposing people to more danger than they can reasonably attempt dealing with. Iori will be consumed by the firestorm that is Chiaki's life - it's just a matter of time. At least the other Magical Girls have a bucket list.
>>20034099When we send the pictures also tell her to try licking Kyoko's soul gem
>>20034141Yeah. So. Not sure about bringing her home. Probably best not to.
>>20034147>>20034137>>20034137Wizard's First Rule: People are stupid; given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might be true. People's heads are full of knowledge, facts, and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true. People are stupid; they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so are all the easier to fool
It's time for everyone's favorite processed fish snack!Thank you for participating, everyone! Sorry if it's a bit slow at the moment, but we're getting there.As always your comments and kind words are very appreciated. Also, thank you for all the art and the inspiration!
>>20034099We need to send the pictures to her with a txt that says "Also, trying licking her Soul Gem when you get the chance."
>>20034168Word
>>20034168You actually convinced me. The only question that's left is, does Midori have a soft bottom?
>>20034147Except for something like a lifetime of habit as a creature specialized in brain-twisting.The killswitch makes me inclined to give her a bit of leeway, but active paranoia leads to longer lifespans.
>>20034184I DON'T SEE THE IMAGE IT MUST BE A LIE
>>20034184HE DIDN'T EVEN POST THE PICTURE DECULTUUUUUUUUUURE
>>20034184... I can't believe I forgot!
>>20034168I don't particularly see Iori as anything but the principal and a very messed up girl, but I do see that all that will be achieved by her being removed from chiaki's life is a quicker and possibly more horrible death than what awaits her if she keeps clinging onto her.There is also the fact that she isn't just clinging to chiaki because she wants her, she is clinging to chiaki because she has proven to be looking out for her and makes her feel safe. Twice now there has been a situation that would have killed or scarred her beyond all recognition and twice the only thing that has stopped that was murderface. The second time we even saved two of her friends which further would have reinforced in whatever thought processes the girl has that chiaki = safe.In a sense she is making herself more dependent on chiaki by having to be dependent on her in the first place
>>20034184> processed fish snack!
>>20034168>don't like exposing people to more danger than they can reasonably attempt dealing withExcept that Iori being on her own with anyone less capable than Chiaki as a guard is pretty much in far more danger than can be dealt with.
>>20034196Brain twisting is easier when you haven't had the equivalent of a brewery's worth of whiskey poured into your skull when you are a teenage girl unused to drinking.I don't deny that she could be playing us but looking at the facts it just doesn't stack up unless you are so paranoid you are suspecting Kyoko and Mami as well
>>20034213So, Deculture, Anon whines and argues a lot, but what are YOUR current thoughts on the quest?(I think it's just fine as it is. Alternating between missions and socializing every 3-4 threads is a nice balance.)
>>20034184Sweden Fish?
>>20034193She's a master Illusionist, Alexi. I'm sure she can make us *think* she has as soft a bottom, as fluffy a tail, or as large a Harem as Chiaki would want - if Chiaki were to allow it.
>>20034213Glorious quest, comrade Deculture.Thanks for working with us through the cripple jousting
>>20034213>i knew you forgot the image>i... i did, really!looking forward to tomorrow.
>>20034242Hey, hey buddy. That's not actually fish.
>>20034239Son, i suspect my own socks of High Treason at this very moment. Get on my level.
>>20034240Agreed, it works out nicely for getting plot and action their time and handled well
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>>20034259FOOL! Do you not know the tales of the great jelly beasts that rules he seas? The Swedes are the only ones that have the courage to kill them!
>>20034184Thank you for running the quest for us today, Deculture. You're the best!
>>20034168This. MG shouldn't hook up with normal people, it either gets them dragged into this grim job or outright killed. On the other hand MG/MG relationship could work just fine Sayaka&Koyko are pretty much a living proof of that.As for Iori - it all goes down to whether she clicks with her fanboy or not... because is she does, they'd make the sweetest couple.
>>20034240I still can't believe I'm getting this amount of responses from something I thought I would never get past its first thread, really. I just needed to get this idea out of my system, and it's already on its 21st thread!I was scared of the bickering at first, but it's actually interesting how you guys can come up with ideas and arguments. People are actually considering stuff that I myself missed!I really am still amazed. Thank you for the welcome, and I promise to bring this story to a satisfying conclusion.
>>20034263Ah one of those. Do you have your tinfoil tricorn fitted properly brother?
>>20034216This. I believe that not only is already In Too Deep, she has also gotten to the point where she WANTS to be here. She's naive and afraid, but I think she's gotten an extremely clear picture of what's going on in our life and what's at stake by being around us. She's also currently the best thing that has happened to Chiaki thus far. The only reason we're doing better is because of her prodding us into being a better person. Sure, it's over the course of the quest that we've gotten this way, but it was her demanding us brush our teeth that made us start the turn around. Last, as stated, she's only alive because she's our Principal. If we had said no to her escort request, and let, say, Kyoko do it, she'd be dead and we'd have Sayaka coming for our necks right now. The moment she leaves us, she's probably dead. I am 100% for the Iori camp.
>>20034308We need some Midori pictures for next thread!
>>20034314She wants to be with Chiaki, not "there" and that's a difference.She looks up to us so much, she keeps forgetting to do her reality check
>>20034314>the best thing that has happened to Chiaki thus farWrong.Vodka pancakes were so good they actually got us out of business for a month.
>>20034347I'll grant you that. Sadly, I don't think there's a 'retire with all the womens' ending in the works for our loveable Murderface.
Did we get Midori to fess up if she likes to "play" with her victims or what Murderface saw between her and Iori was just lol illusions?
>>20034347To be fairIori went from a rather boring mundane world of a month ago to the insane world of daemons, drunken magical girls and pancakes which supposedly are crack.Reality took a dive out the window the moment we turned up at her hotel room looking and smelling like we crawled out of the dumpster out back of a liquor store
>>20034362Whiskey pancakes actuallyAnd they were both the best and worst things that could ever happen to murderface
>>20034216>>20034314I would like you to think on Fabiola's words. She called out to us at the bar because our Golden Bane Desert Eagle reminded her of Kilgore's Golden Ban Bracers. She even mentioned she'd seen them herself.Ostensibly, this means Kilgore had them for at least one other party, in which at the very least Garcia and perhaps even Iori and her friends attended, without losing his mind and going full on Flesh Of Fallen Angels / Chaos Demon on people.I read the entire fight as 'Kilgore see shiny object, Kilgore Want Shiny Object, Kilgore Denied?!? Anger = Flesh Of Fallen Angels Tiem.'Or, boiled down: HULK SMASH.So, as far as I am concerned, that entire sequence of events ONLY happened because Chaiki Was There.Deculture, if it's not Metagaming too much, as the DM, could you tell us the probability of Kilgore going Flesh of Fallen Angels / Chaos Demon mode had we not have been attending the party?I really think that having her around us is inviting more of the chaos, not less. I would like to experiment and have Iori be protected by someone else within our outfit for a while, to see if that proves true.
>>20034478I think it was going to happen regardless of whether or not Matsuda was there. After all, Kilgore had the security team set up for the Bloodbath Challenge beforehand. It's possible that Matsuda's presence caused the daemonprince to appear and the situation would have just been a normal slaughter otherwise.
>>20034403>pancakes which supposedly are crackNow that you mention it... we should pay attention carefully next time Mami cooks some pancakes.
>>20034478That party was gonna go Bloodbath if we had been there or not. The Operators had been waiting for the signal to block the exits and open fire.
>>20034370I think the extremely loud orgasm noises occurring the background of our previous communication may have gone a way to disillusioning her.
>>20034524Whoops. Meant to point at>>20034347
>>20034524>>20034538Or it could just send Iori down the path of the Yandere as she tries to get Matsuda back.
>>20034524This next meeting with Iori is not going to be pleasant. The real truth of it is less believable than a lie. Even in the best case scenario, I think Iori's going to be wrestling with a lot of violently conflicting emotions and confusion.
>>20034478No that was happening either way.In fact we fucked up massively with that because had we fought Kilgore instead of trying to be good and ignore him we would have pre empted his bloodbath challenge and saved most if not all the people who died due to Kilgore's plans.Using that we could have actually worked towards pushing Iori away from us and towards Garcia setting her up for a happier ending,
>>20034573We couldn't really just attack Kilgore unprovoked though as it would have caused a massive scandal when it reaches the press that "Some crazed magical girl attacked the innocent CEO."
>>20034573We were attempting to lure him into another area so we could fight him without getting all the guests involved. It didn't turn out that way, but that's not because we made the wrong choice.
>>20034620>>20034610We did and didn't make the wrong choice.We made the right decision for our job and self but the wrong decision to save those people. We would have caused much more panic but the guards would have been unprepared and so the people fleeing woud have taken care of clearing the area for us.It would have been a personal loss but a gain for being able to get rid of Iori by making her see that she didn't need us.Personally I am fine with how it turned out, just I can see from how it turned out that Deculture set it up that wayAnd really it would have pissed kyuubey off to no end which is always the rot choice IMO.
REPOSTANGYou've pretty much inspired me, Deculture. I'm currently working on a series of flash animations set in the Megucaverse.A hardboiled no-nonsense investigator is hired to check out a series of mysterious disappearances of young girls in the planned city of Mitakihara. He suspects sexual deviants, human trading, sick murderers. He won't be prepared for what he finds. Private Eye monologuing everywhere, cigarettes, hard booze, hard truths.First episode plot:http://pastebin.com/8sqgz3v8We're about to make it happen as a flash animation in the style of something like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXDX32Vy5H8. All black/white, with some colors added in like in Sin City. Anyone interested?
>>20034788What will show up, in no particular order, is:Forced soul-extractingEnvy in huge amountsHitomi being a massive bitchSCIENCE in contact with MAGICMental breakdownsPolice crackdownsGunfights against PuellasBackstabbing (literal and metaphorical)Kindness and careMagical GangsSelf-righteousnessINVESTAGATINGAnd much more. The original puellas don't play a big role in this because durrfanfiction. The green one is Hitomi though, as you might have noticed.
I bet that Chiaki's life was so much simpler when she was Murderface. This whole being a human being stuff is hard shit for her. Much easier to be a booze-swilling, painkiller addicted killing machine rather than having to juggle friendships and harboring unwelcome (and unintentional) romantic attention.
>start off with nothing-to-lose hardcore assassin >take her on a journey to discover her own awkward sexualityNever change, /tg/. That said, I wonder if it'd be a good idea to tie a soulgem to a vibrator and let it go for a bit? Deculture, if you've got the time, I'd like to just have a "soulgem experimentation" episode where we sit down and figure out what we can do with them. Because there's just so many applications!
I think I have failed my Willpower save to resist being given a new fetish.
>>20035236>"soulgem experimentation" episode where we sit down and figure out what we can do with themPoor Midori...
>>20035527Her soul gem is gonna need some serious scrubbing after that.
>>20035527Given that Midori was practically begging Matsuda to give her soul gem another lick, Midori probably wouldn't mind an experimentation episode. The real question is what Iori is going to do when she finds out.
>>20035644Maybe we should lock all of our gun safes and make sure the explosives and kitchen knives are securely stowed away before we find out?
>>20035656>implying the danger isn't half the fun
>>20035644I'm not worried about Iori. We'll hash things out with her later. I'm worried about Misaka, we need to give her more head patting next chance we get.
>>20035695We'll get enough chances. I doubt we'd take our trip to Siberia seriously without her, after all.
>>20035644>Iori enters>Midori is a shivering wreck on the floor>booze spilled everywhere>soul gem covered in some kind of sticky fluid>no underwear>"d-d-don't stop~"And that's when we run away.
>>20035830We drop smoke grenades and then we run away.
>>20035848We'd never even get out the door. Unless we could convince Iori it was Midori's fault.
>>20035874Bribing Iori with trying the same on our Soul Gem is likely to have better results.
>>20035964Ah, an excellent plan!
>>20035830I think we'd be sitting on our comfy chair, Misaka napping on one of the armrests with leaning her head against our shoulder as we pat her head and pet her. Midori would be sitting at our feet resting the back of her head against our legs while squirming. We'd be alternating between taking drags of a cigarette and licking her soulgem.Iori walks in carrying a glass of water, she drops the glass a shocked look on her face.We take one last lick of the soul gem and say one gravelly word "Pancakes" and point her at the kitchen.
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