HARDER, BUTLER, SWAGGIER, FASTER.Into every generation a Butler is born: one man in all the world, a Chosen One. He alone will wield the swag and skill to catch the ladies, dames, and the armies of bitches; to get into their hearts and to add them to the family.He is Hayate, The Combat Butler.>ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen/order/asc/-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-The Dude, your instructor for advanced classes walks in, but he's not alone.behind him was that pretty lady from the infirmary.The one that replaced Frank."Morning Kiddies, for today's activity we're doing something a bit different." he places a large leather sack on the podium."You've all had lessons about SCPs and stuff under Mike right?"the class nods in unison."Well, today, we're having a little hands-on training with them." he shakes that sack he held."Don't worry, most the things here are Euclid, or Safe, all of them approved by the director for this activity. I just want you to handle a random SCP, try and Identify it's properties and formulate a way to contain it as efficiently as you can. You will all have till the end of this period to do so."He then turns to the very-pretty blonde, "Miss Shamal here is here to assist you if anything... unfortunate happens.""Good morning everyone." she says with a wave to the class."Now, if all of you would form a line up here so you could pick your random item and we could get started." he opens the sack as he finishes saying this.
>>20026345Fuck yeah!Let's see what we get this round.They're mostly safe, right?
>>20026390For relatively loose definitions of 'safe,' yeah.
rolled 61 = 61Lets not forget that a nuclear bomb is considered 'safe' by the SCP foundation, alrighty?How in the hell did they get the authorization to mess with this crap anyway?
rolled 83 = 83>>20026345Ahem...Fuck yeah
Your class does as the Dude says and everyone reaches into the bag in turn to pull out a random item.Erica gets what appears to be a blackened fork, burnt and stained quite some time ago.Gai pulls out a small wooden train.Hina gets a polaroid camera.Susan, your twin, pulls out a lighter.Now, it's your turn.You reach into the sack and feel around, your fingers giving you tentative previews of what things were inside.[ ]go for the slimy thing[ ]Go for the hard thing[ ]Go for the cold thing[ ]Go for the warm thing[ ]Go for that thing that feels like the color purple[ ]Other
>>20026408It's probably all dimensional alternate versions.Or the Director pulled it out of the written version of the reports like Yuki does.
>>20026419Colour purple, all the way. Always go for the synaesthetic option.
>>20026419[X]Go for that thing that feels like the color purple
Purple sounds the coolest. That one.
>>20026419[x]Go for the hard thingHard every time.
>>20026408The SCP facilities are Bureau run.Most items there are stored primarily for research and adaptation for Bureau use.>>20026390Mostly safe.But the fact that the Nurse actually has to sit in on the class should tell you something
FUCK CLOUDSHIT!Since Shamal should know Vita and possibly Nanoha by extension, I'm trying to think of a reason to talk about them with her. Just to find out sooner than later.And I don't want to run on pure meta for it.
rolled 55 = 55Ooh, lets go for the one red stone what likes mirrors! That's a fun one!
>>20026458That's a horrible one, you bastard, and well above the security limit of the ones they're letting us play with today.
>>20026419[x]Go for the cold thing
rolled 88 = 88>>20026447Okay.So we're playing a romantic comedy thing within the same universe as about a thousand world enders all within objectively close range of each other.Seems legit.(Not actually complaining, will be interesting to see if the above revelation has significance.)
>the one that feels like the color purple Weird feels, all the way.
>>20026419>[ ]Go for that thing that feels like the color purpleWe're gettin' synesethsia, that's obviously the way to go.
>>20026419Go for the thing that feels like the colour purpleOr go for the hot thing
>slimy thingBy any chance would that be the one that should never be near dead bodies of any sort?
>>20026621I hope so. That slime is delicious. We just need to make sure it isn't brought near any bodies or [REDACTED]. That would be worse than a thousand Negayates.
You wrap your fingers around the thing that feels like the color purple, [you have no idea how it does, it just does], and pull it out.You find in your hands, what appears to be a purple orange.It's weird, true, but not as weird as the toad with rainbow eyes that Shirou pulled out.You return to your seat with this weird fruit in-hand and wait for the dude's next instructions."Okay kids, looks like everyone has something already. You may begin your experimentations."You are allowed to take your item outside if you wish, you are also allowed to dissect them if you wish to do so."You consider slicing this purple orange in two."I just need your reports on your item just before the morning's session ends. We'll be keeping tabs on your progress from here in the class, and if you need any asistance, Miss Shamal and I shall be at your side in a jiffy. Now, go find out just what you got."You have purple orange.WAT DO?
>>20026662It would be worse than 10000 russian neganegayates.(negatives don't cancel in russian, I've been told)
rolled 43 = 43Obviously, slice it in half.CONSUME.
>>20026742Don't skimp on the details. Start by documenting colour, mass, and other readily observable phenomena, including the synaesthetic effect.
>>20026742Shirou got the hypno toad?Does it even work on someone so stupid?Well let's start with cataloging this things appearance, feel, smell and any distinguishing abilities. Then we start chopping
rolled 5 = 5>>20026742Eat said orangebtw what is a scp
>>20026778And compare them to a normal orange of a comparable size.
>>20026742Bust out a notepad and start writing.
>>20026742>You may dissectMust be copies. SCP would probably flip their shit otherwise.And yes, we must chop it in half.>captcha: the ourangzcorrect captcha, that's what we have
>>20026812Which we can easily conjure to serve as a control group.
>>20026742Well, since we're supposed to write a report, start off with a general description and write down weight, volume, and color. Include a description of the synesthesia.Then attempt to slice it in half.
>>20026809here's the SCP repository.http://www.scp-wiki.net/An SCP is basically any anomalous item/person/event that has been cataloged by the SCP foundation.The SCP facilities run by the foundation are equal parts jail, museum and research facility.
just let this quest die OP.
Once we're on to the dissection, we should 1. Test each part for synthesiac effects2. Dry parts if we can to see if changes effects
rolled 31 = 31SCP Foundation: Killing thousands of people per month to keep you safe!http://www.scp-wiki.net/black-white-black-white-black-white-black-white-black-white
>>20026914That's never gonna happen fag
>>20026937Well, some one's gotta do it.
>>20026914LG has no reason to.The quest has a healthy number of players that ENJOY it.That's all that matters to any GM.>replying to trolls/idiots
sageI shall fight this cancer alone if I must
ADF sends a present, which he can't post currently, due to 4chan being blocked
>>20026742You decide to begin work in the room, finding a decently open spot and summoning a desk, chair and other basic equipment."Subject is citrus fruit, most commonly referred to as an orange, colored purple. 154g, 3 1/2 inches across."You begin dictating into Kraus as he records."The item, when touched, gives anyone synthesia that appears to only apply to itself."This you confirmed by touching the orange and the desk at the same time.The orange still felt purple, the desk felt like wood as it should."Dissection now follows."You pull out one of your knives and proceed to cut.[ ]horizontal[ ]vertical>add a roll> taking 5th
>>20026990Better men have tried
rolled 33 = 33>>20027018Verticle
rolled 84 = 84Horizontal
rolled 83 = 83>>20027018VerticalPrepare for explosion in 3
rolled 2 = 2>>20026962Yep.Though how the entire bureau isn't considered an SCP in of itself is a tad confuddling.And even without that, how would the scp canon even work with the bureau overseeing it. I'd imagine it'd be fairly unrecognizable. Procedure 110-Montauk would probably be vastly different for one thing.
rolled 54 = 54>>20027018[x]vertical
>>20026990Please explain the exact reason why our collective story is 'cancer' and the threads about collective stories published by companies are not.Or why other collective stories even are not 'cancer' yet ours is.Any flaws in your logic I will tell you about.
>>20027031Seems I cannot spell tonight.
>>20027048The bureau isn't an SCP because it was created for the purpose it is being used.And the procedures are still much the same I would bet. We just don't see them.
rolled 48 = 48>>20027018Vertical.
>>20026997Yeah, that beekeeper suit animated by bees is as scary as I thought it would be. Imagine that thing shambling after you, with the constant angry buzzing of its occupants, sending swarms of fanatical bees at you.
>>20027110The thought of it is fucking terrifying to me.It is just less scary because the picture shows it in a less "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEES COMING TO RAPE YOU" kind of way
rolled 11 = 11>>20027018[x]horizontal
>>20027140You know what that suit needs? A little light on the front.
>>20027018You decide to slice it vertically, separating it along the wedges into two equal halves.As you did so, the smell of trepidation assaulted your nose.You have no idea how to exactly describe it, you just know that that was the smell of trepidation.The inside of the fruit was purple as well, matching the rinds outside."Subject appears to also affect the handlers sense of smell, and lets out the scent anxiety."WAT DO NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
>>20027212Find a D-Class equivalent to taste it.
>>20027212Bring out Jacob, see if he experiences the same touch and scent reactions. If he does, ask him if he's willing to taste it.
>>20027212do we taste it ourselves or ask one of our familiars?Can we get a hold of Mandy to see if she can tell us anything about it?
>>20027212Make it into orange juice?
rolled 43 = 43Can we feed it to kraus?otherwise manual nomdrive is needed.
>>20027229>make it into purple drankftfy
>>20027212Ask Kraus if he can analyze the chemical composition of the orange's juice.
>>20027212Peel one halfJuice that halfDrink juice to test tasteAlso, dry out a patch of skin to see if it still feels like the color purple
>>20027238But it's an orange, thus the juice would be orange juice. Purple orange juice but hey.And I just learned im racist, I just thought if we had a black person they'd love this purple drink.
>>20027212Also, save the seeds for growing more samples.
>>20027222So a clone, then.
>>20027222Hey, Shirou. Want some purple orange juice?
>>20027333sure why the hell not.what's the worst that could happen.
>>20027409Tempting, but I'm not sure we want to try that for this class. Shirou shows weird reactions to some stimuli. Besides, what would he become, Avenger?>>PATTISON, hatrrienNo Captcha. This is a fruit... thing. We are not hatting it.
>>20027421Pass out from the egregious pain of the clone being dissolved from within?
>>20027409That is too dickish for me to ignore.We really shouldn't fuck with him like that but the fun that could be had
>>20027442He shows weird reactions, so taking notes on how Shirou reacts isn't going to be very useful. Save that for after class, if you must.Dunno if I should recommend testing on a clone or not.
>>20027442We still wanted to try getting him stoned to see if that causes him to turn into archer.
>>20027449thus resulting in nurse ministrations. not complaining.
>>20027421It tastes like 'near death pain' and we get a feedback loop that makes it not 'near death'.
>>20027461We did want to get near the milf nurse.
>>20027469yes. yes we do.
>>20027212Now, you decide to move on to the next test.Since this was obviously a fruit, and fruit are for consumption, you take half of the orange and juice it.You'd have wanted a guinea pig for it, someone to test this juice and be strong enough to survive any possible effects that it had.But as you turned to look at Shirou, thinking of having him try the purple liquid, you find him staring blankly at that toad he pulled out earlier.With no other choice, you decide to do things yourself.You pop your clone and hand him the glass."Bottom's up." You tell him."Hate you." you answers jokingly as he accepts the glass and brings it slowly to his lips.**ROLLEM**>taking the 3rd
rolled 8 = 8>>20027554This is going to end badly.
rolled 99 = 99>>20027554
rolled 4 = 4>>20027554Its delicious
>>20027566>>20027578>>20027580It's going to be one of THOSE nights, isn't it.The /tg/ dice, they mock us.
>>20027566>>20027578>>20027580Why am I not the least bit surprised?
>>20027580This will end in pain.Possibly an exploding stomach.
>>20027609>Lookout rolls well for once.>His roll doesn't matter.
>>20027633Par for the course.Better than my consistent 30s every time I roll.
Lookout, I love you man.Always the wrong roll
>>20027554As your clone partakes of this yet unknown juice, his eyes widen and his knees buckle.he saves himself from falling over by grabbing the edge of the desk and the arm that you shot towards him."I take it did not taste good?""It tastes like a horrible fall.""A what?""A horrible fall. You know that feelign when you jump off a building without anything to stop you, the pavement rushing up towards you ready to splatter your innards?""No, I can't say that I know that feeling." you tell him."Well, it tastes just like that." he grimaces as he hands the still half-full glass back to you.Recording these events into Kraus, you continue the experiments.WAT DO?.
rolled 100 = 100>>20027729test it's flammability
>>20027729Have the clone taste the rind, while we take the remaining juice and try to boil off the water and see what remains.
>>20027729so all we've figured out is that it causes synesthesia?have kraus produce a regular orange, see if it reacts to the purple.
rolled 67 = 67Well shit.I'm late...Rolling for whatever.>Or something awesome.
rolled 16 = 16>>20027749Everything burns, you say?
rolled 51 = 51Well shit.I'm late...Rolling for whatever.>Or something awesome.
>>20027749Oh god we are all dead, and everything within 10 miles is dead
>>20027554>Shirou picked the HypotoadI wonder if that will adversely affect the toad in some way. The abyss staring back and all.
>>20027749You take the remaining juice, and decide to test how it would react to heat.You have Kraus generate a small bunsen burner and a pan for the liquid.You pour the liquid into the pan and light the burner.As you watched the juice come to a boiling point, the smell of trepidation now carried by the steam coming off it, you prepare the rind from the juiced half by slicing it up into small squares.*BOOMF*The pan erupts in purplish black smoke, covering you, your clone and your workspace.
rolled 66 = 66This is really more of a log of anomalous items item than an SCP, methinks.
>>20027900We aren't good at this lab stuff
rolled 22 = 22>>20027900Is this going to be like the mustard gas scene in joe dirt?
OHGOD!We forgot to wear our safety goggles, we'll be just like carol!
rolled 94 = 94Welp i've got stuff to do with the army for the next couple of days so i'm out, i shall return thursday.
>>20026742IT IS THE PURPLE ORANGE. THE ONLY CREATURE THAT HAS NO RHYME.
The Dude and Shamal were at your side as soon as the smoke dissipated."Hey kid. Are you okay?" He asks as he helps you up from where the blast knocked you to the floor."I think I am." You answer him"Well you don't look okay to me. Better have the Nurse take a look at you."Wondering what the dude meant, you bring a hand up to look at it.You're purple. Your shirt, skin and even your nails are purple.It's like someone took a photo of you and did a quick overlay on it."Eh?" you turn your discolored hand over unbelieving.The Nurse takes you aside, making you sit in an empty recliner and gives you a quick check-up.**ROLL FOR CHECK UP RESULTS**>taking the 6th
rolled 64 = 64>>20028188bluh
rolled 91 = 91>>20028188Well, this is going to make our date awkward.Also, don't forget that we need to get some part-time helpers for Pantasia this weekend.
rolled 98 = 98>>20028188We're going to die of purple.
rolled 30 = 30>>20028188muh
WHO'S GONNA FUCK US OVER NOW?
>>20028176Wrong.If you go off spelling, range obviously fits, as well does arrangeProbably more.Phonetically, yes. 'rang' is a rarity.
>>20028207WE GET SOUSUKE AND TEAM "WHAT IS A VAGINA"
>>20028188Hope we don't come across any one eyed one horned flying purple people eaters, I mean we have two eyse still, and no horns, but we fly and are purple so it might eat us anyways.
rolled 6 = 6Hey guys check out this nat 1
rolled 35 = 35>>20028236me.
rolled 60 = 60Well that tasted purple!
>>20028207Maybe we can change our plans to go somewhere with purple mood lighting.Didn't Slaanesh's Oralgasm restaurant have purple mood lighting?
>>20028245That is literally the only reason we said we'd get volunteers.Still sounds like fun.AND MAKE A DAMN RESERVATION FOR OUR DATE ALREADY.
>>20028300I'm pretty sure that happened last thread. We went with the Iron Chef.
>>200282536th roll6Now all we needed was the post to be the 66th or something
>>20028300>MAKE A DAMN RESERVATION FOR OUR DATE ALREADY.We already did. We're going to Iron Chef.
>>20028312... Man, I failed to count.
>>20028312No...that's the 5th roll.>>20028274is the 6th roll.
>>20028333No I did.Codeki got it
>>20028308>>20028327I don't remember an actual reservation being made.We might have had a consensus, but nothing from LG that I remember.Is there a post that you can link me to to prove me wrong?
>>20028368http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19999071#20001365>"Get us reservations for IronChef please." you tell your Device.You are wrong, sir.
>>20028368We told Kraus to make it.
>>20028274"Uuuuu... This isnt good." the nurse says as she asks you to close your shirt back up."What's wrong?" you asked her."There's... there's nothing more i can do." she tells you sadly."W-what?" You fear for the worst."Your... that... You're purple.""yes, I can see that. Is there some side effects i should be aware of? something bad?""You're going to have a hard time picking outfits. Coordinating with purple could be hard.""... that's it?""Yeah. Oh... and I think this will last about... oh i don't know... a couple of days."'She looks nice but she's quite an airhead.' you think to yourself as you redo your tie.WAT DO?
>>20028450Thank you.I obviously forgot or missed that or something.Sorry for being pointlessly annoying.
>>20028541Well, this is kind of annoying. Go back to the plate, see if anything is left on it, any kind of residue. Have our clone, who I assume to also be purple, try out some of our abilities, to see if they've been affected, such as materializing silverware.
>>20028541Continue science.Purple shouldn't be too hard to match, dark blue and muted greens might be okay. Mio's gonna have a nice laugh when we turn up for our date like this.
>>20028450Thank you.I obviously forgot or missed that or something.Sorry for being pointlessly annoying.>4chan fucks up and kills my post>constant 'flood detection' after
>>20028541Let's try our potions.Healing blue then moonlight.
We could always get disguise mode from Frau or something to sort it out.Otherwise Mio just gets to have a very interesting topic of conversation for her date, and we prove our swag transcends all hurdles such as colour
rolled 17 = 17>>20028541we need do nothing. its just a little purple. maybe something the Girls will excite about?It's time to cut the orange (Purple?) HORIZONTALLY>Rolling for doing that and then great things happen.
>>20028644Blue, sure. Moonlight? Not worth PRETTY FLUTTERBYS when we have no idea it will even do anything.
rolled 12 = 12>>20028683Oops. Let me try that again.
rolled 40 = 40Visit the doctor? If he lets us spend a few days on the Tardis, and leave a few minutes after we got there, we'd be the normal color again.
rolled 70 = 70>>20028697Well shit.>One more try...
>>20028684But pretty flutterby's is always fun and worth it
>>20028684>>20028746Ours gave us SNAKES.On which we wrecked a bunch of furniture.NOT worth it.We should try to combine it with our planned bear potion.
>>20028541You decide to leave your current color as it is right now and get back to dealing with that interesting fruit.You still have an orange left, and you want to perform other tests on it.You slice it horizontally and again the smell of anxiety wafts up to your nose.As the 2 quarters of fruit sit on the table before you, you think of what you could try doing to it next.WAT DO?
>>20028815FREEZE IT!If burning it turned us purple maybe freezing it will turn us back.Or run an electric current through it or something
rolled 6 = 6>>20028815Obviously the next thing to do is have one of our clones actually eat a slice.Then take some seeds and store them in our device, so we can grow purple oranges in our garden.
Give it to Shirou, see if we can give him another personality. Because anything is better than shirou.
rolled 8 = 8>>20028815Slice one of those quarters into quarters and then try it. >Or if the quarter is already a bite sized piece then don't do more cuts.>Rolling for something awesome.
You think that the next logical step would be to eat a slice, pulp and all.You again pop your clone, now an identical shade of purple and offer him a piece."NOPE."he tells you."Oh come on man, it's all part of the exercise.""Tell you what, I'll play you for it." he holds out his fist.ROCK PAPER SCISSORS TIME.**roll 1d3**1 = rock 2 = paper3 = scisors.taking the 5th for your clone, and the 6th for you.
>>20028815Let's dry some out and smoke it man.
>>20028815Squeeze the juice out of once quarter into a cup, and freeze it.Electrify the other quarter.
rolled 1 = 1>>20028947Jan Ken Po!
>>20028890No, we should actually talk to him and try to make him awesome instead of avoiding it by feeding him chemicals.How would you feel if someone you thought was a friend decided they can only stand you with a complete personality swap.Would it be wise to 'connect' his persnalities, so they share memories? Thus making Shirou at least not have holes in his memory anymore.
rolled 2 = 2>>20028947Dude it's our clone... how dare he disobey us.
rolled 3 = 3wouldn't we both throw the same?
rolled 1 = 1>>20028947
rolled 3 = 3>>20028947Rollan
rolled 1 = 1>>20028947I pick gun.
rolled 2 = 2>>20028947Dude, this is bullshit. You'll disappear in 15 minutes because you're made of magic, but I'll be stuck with any bad effects.And then next time I summon you, you'll be purple-oranged too. Just like you're purple right now. So it's actually in your best interest to eat the orange.
rolled 2 = 2You know, Hayate2, even if you don't eat it, you're gonna suffer the effects of it, the next time I pop you out. So, would you rather us both suffer, or just you for a short period of time?
rolled 1 = 1>>20028993We shall see comrade.
rolled 3 = 3Instead of actually playing just use your already prepared fist to punch him in the mouth and force the fruit down his throat.
rolled 79 = 79We win!
rolled 25 = 25>>20028999>>20029002I feel like a good job has been done.>or some shit.
>>20028947You toss out paper, while he chooses rock."Yes." you say as you cover his fist with your palm."gottdammit." he hesitantly reaches out for a slice of fruit.he sniffs it at first, as if the smell would have changed after such a short time, and then pops the segment into his mouth, rind and all.**ROLLEM**>taking the 5th
rolled 52 = 52>>20029158This is not the fifth roll.
rolled 78 = 78>>20029158
rolled 76 = 76Void.
rolled 23 = 23ROLLAN FOR COLOR REVERSAL!
rolled 54 = 54>>20029158I peed.
rolled 30 = 30>>20029158This is going to do nothing!
rolled 63 = 63Aw damn I messed the timing up.>seek alifyinDoes anyone know an alifyin, by the way? Kinda important.
rolled 65 = 65>>20029202Just to let everybody know i didnt actually pee, i meant clone do that.
>>20029204*BLEH*His face contorts into one of disgust.he looks for something to wash his mouth with, and being unable to find anything, he proceeds to retch and spit out the remnants of the slice he ate."Not good huh?" you ask as you hand him a glass of water."You think?!" he downs it all in one go."So, how was it?""Like a the way a sweaty sock smells after you put it in a plastic bag under the sun for 3 days.""...damn."As you recorded these observations again, the Dude gives you a heads up on the time."Okay kids, finish your experimentations and finalize your reports, you have 30 minutes left."WAT DO?[ ]one last experiment[ ]write a preliminary report
I do not recognize which scp this is but eating one doesn't exactly seem smart. Even if it is our majaikally created clone
>>20029334[x]one last experimentELECTRIFY THE PURPLE
>>20029334[x]write a preliminary reportare we still experiencing synesthesia now that we're purple?
>>20029346That's why they have a nurse on standby!
rolled 17 = 17Report.Save a seed for reasons.
>>20029358Seconding.Electric purple for slaanesh
rolled 44 = 44>>20029358I do support this.Also Feed to somebody else.Maybe Shirou?
>>20029334You decide on one final experiment.Taking the leads from a voltage regulator that Kraus had materialized for you, you attach them onto one of your few remaining wedges of orange and proceed to run a current through them.*kkkkzzzzzzt*the piece glows like a lamp, casting a blow light on everything around you.[ ]amp up the voltage[ ]stop now
>>20029462Actually, I agree with this. See if we can break Shirou or one of our friends away from their project and get them to eat a piece. It's good to have multiple people who aren't us try the fruit for a good selection of data.
>>20029502[x]amp up the voltagestarted, might as well continue until something explodes. have a clone start working on the report.
rolled 48 = 48>>20029502[X] MAXIMUM VOLTAGE>SCIENCE
>>20029502[X]ALL THE VOLTAGE!
rolled 2 = 2>>2002952548 IS NOT ENOUGH VOLTAGE.ROLLING FOR MORE VOLTAGE.>ELECTRICITY
>>20029502[x]amp up the voltage[x]mad science laughIf it starts boiling, shout 'IT'S ALIIIIVE!'If it actually comes to life, squeal like a little girl.
rolled 96 = 96>>20029525>>20029545You need more voltage. Like a lot more.
rolled 15 = 15>>20029545WAIT THATS NOT RIGHT LETS TRY AGAIN>CHUG CHUG CHUG
rolled 59 = 59DANGER: HIGH VOLTAGE
We're channeling Stahl it seems.Me gusta.
ALL OF THE VOLTS!
>>20029502You increase the voltage to 20,000, the blue glow intensifying accordingly.*Boomf!*'Goddammit.' you think as you stood there covered in blue smoke. 'Not again.'"Fifteen minutes." The dude reminds the class from his podium.Ignoring your coloration (again) you proceed to write that report.FILL IN THE BLANKS:Classification :[ ]SAFE [ ]EUCLID [ ]KETER **EFFICIENT CONTAINMENT?POSSIBLE APPLICATIONS?** EUCLID - Bad under the right circumstances KETER - VERY BAD
rolled 30 = 30>>20029565LETS GO WITH ANON ROLL.>UNLESS THIS ONES BETTER.
rolled 40 = 40>>20029585IF THIS IS A 100 HAYATE STICKS A ANODE AND CATHODE INTO THE ORANGE REAL QUICK BEFORE THE REPORT. SOMETHING REALLY AWESOME HAPPENS AND THEN A REPORT FROM ANON.OTHERWISE [X]EUCLID, BUT QUITE POSSIBLE [X]KETER
>>20029585[x]SAFEA cardboard boxPractical jokes, research on synesthesia.
>>20029585Well, at least blue is better than purple.[x]SAFEEFFICIENT CONTAINMENT: FridgePOSSIBLE APPLICATION: Making people feel fear. Changing skin color.
Classification :[x]SAFE [ ]EUCLID [ ]KETEREFFICIENT CONTAINMENT?Standard kitchen refrigeration unitPOSSIBLE APPLICATIONS?Induced synesthesia.
>>20029585[x]SAFE, EUCLID if exposed to sensitive conservatives.CONTAINMENT: Put it in a refrigerated device, marked as "The Amazing Syneshtetic Purple, not recommended for consumption."APPLICATIONS: Invite tabloids to take pictures of it and write articles about it, make some cash, reduce possibility anyone with a real brain will take it seriously, or give it to a traveling circus to add to the curiosity exhibits. Could also be given to Orks looking to get extra sneeky.
rolled 63 = 63>>20029632IMMA TRY AGAIN FOR THE 100 BUT OTHERWISE EUCLID.
[x] SAFECONTAINMENT: a fruit-box, contained in a 100 Tesla magnetic levitation field and surrounded by a laser field.APPLICATIONS: Weaponization of the color purple, Improved dye techniques, programmed synthesia.
rolled 48 = 48>>20029585WOOPS I FORGOT THE OTHER TWO. >TRYING FOR THE 100 AGAIN.EUCLIDSTORE INFRIDGECAN BE USED TO CUNFUS ENEMYS VERY WELL.
rolled 96 = 96>>20029692IN THE WAIT FOR LG IMMA TRY 100 AGAIN FOR WHATEVER IT WAS I SAID EARLIER.
You begin to write up your report as you tidy up the desk that you've been working on.---------------------------------------------------------------------SCP-XXXXXXSAFE.A purple fruit quite similar to a normal orange, this specimen allows the handler to develop synthesia that applies only to it when it's being touched.Can be described to "feel like purple".Consumption of the juice produces a taste that, according to test subject, was like a "horrible fall"Eating a portion of fruit, produces the taste of "Like the way a sweaty sock smells after you put it in a plastic bag under the sun for 3 days."Heating of the juice produces a cloud of purple that dyes everything in it, including skin, nails and hair, the same color.Electrification produces the same results but in blue.Further experimentation with cold and other external stimuli required.For containment, a simple labeled container in a refrigeration unit will suffice.Locks and other, stronger, safety measures are optional.Much study the juice's application for crowd control, and the synthesia effect as well.Colorization process could be used as an alternative to regular dyes and pigments.Recommended further study on cultivation of fruit for further study.----------------------------------------------------------------With this done, you place all the remaining peices into a plastic bag and head back to the Dude with your report and the remains of the orange in hand.He nods as you hand him the report but waves off the plastic bag."You can keep it. We have groves of the stuff."He turns to the class and says, "infact, Everyone gets to keep whatever they got today. All of those are copies, or otherwise items that the Bureau has more than enough of."
>>20029816Sweet. To the garden. Ask if anyone else got a plant.
rolled 85 = 85>>20029816[X] CRAZY IVAN
inb4 next time
A few minutes later, after everyone has handed in their reports and put away whatever random item they got from the bag, the Dude dismisses you for lunch and walks out of the door with the nurse.The girls walk up to you, waiting for you to head home with them."So, what did you get?" you ask your twin, while Hina tests her camera out on the two of you."A lighter that kills any source of light. A de-lighter if you will.""I'd 'delight her' alright.." you smirk to which she gives you a bop on your head."Hina you?""A camera that takes photos of the future. 30 seconds into the future to be accurate."She shows you the developed image of Susan hitting your head."Ah, snazzy." you comment as you looked at the image."not really though, it takes 30 seconds for the image to develop, so it's not really worth much.Erica stood beside her twirling that blackened fork she got."So... what does that do?" you ask her"makes things taste however you want them." she says with a grin."That's it?""That's it.""How about you teacakes? what's got you so blue?" she grins at this pun that was too hard to resist.
>>20029897The most delicious fruit I've ever tasted. Want a piece?
>>20029897aaaahhhhhhh.gonna have to strongly resist the urge to cannibalize that camera to see if any of its parts could be used on the watch.unless hina says she's doesn't care to keep it."An orange that smells like dread and tastes like rot."
NEXT TIME ON MSQ:SWASHED BUCKLESNew thread at 2200 THURSDAY 4chan time.>no thread tomorrow, i'm off for an interview at the embassy
>Writing overview of first threadHuh, what ever happened to us shouting gratuitous german at Kraus for our abilities and him shouting "JAWOHL" before doing so?
>>20029921you're getting a new job?
rolled 40 = 40>>20029921WHICH EMBASSY?>ROLLING FOR GERMAN.>MORE ACCURATELY GUESSING.>DO YOU GUYS EVEN HAVE ONE OF THOSE?>ALSO WHAT JOB?
I've been pacing the threads and I think it's time for another timeskip.After some events i had lined up for you, you will skip the remaining time in advanced training and jump straight into field training.Also, plot train has left the station and is now slowly building up speed.Finally, I think I've told everyone this before but I'm going to say it again.By September, I shall be going back to school to get a degree in education.Once I have classes, daily 2000 threads will be halted in favor of 0800 threads every other day.Or if i still cant squeeze the time in, MSQ will most possibly be relegated to weekend only threads.
>>20029931No, it's for a Visa.
>>20029958I can't say I'm not saddened by the news, but we all knew the day would come, sooner or later. that means the august threads are gonna be extra feels-y/trolls-y, ja?
>>20029958Sounds perfectly reasonable, hell it'd make me want to be on a reasonable sleep schedual again too.
>>20029958>you will skip the remaining time in advanced training and jump straight into field training.But there's so many projects we have want to do, so many things to be done. Will we never get to them, or finish them, only to never be able to do anything with them?
>>20029977very much so.I'm pulling out the stops for those ones.So many feels it won't even be funny.Anyway, off to get some work done. See you guys.>possible sidequest at 0800 tomorrow [thursday]
>>20029995if you ever got around to reading that play i recommended to you on twitter, and it comes up, oh god there will be so many feels.regardless, I'm looking forward to it.
If you skip Nanoha Vita and Madoka getting back, I and probably a few others wont be happy.
>>20029958>threads will be at 5am my time.Well, if I was doing anything for you guys before, that won't be getting done anymore. Because I can't swing that.Saged for me bitching.
rolled 60 = 60>>20030057Same boat as you.
As long as we can get BEAR, Chibi and genderswap potions out of the time skip I am fine with it.Melmo pots would be post field training for timescale
>>20030038That's a plot point
>>20030096Where does calling potions 'pots' come from?
>>20029958>>20029995I see, well it was inevitable I suppose. The insane rate in which you posted thread after thread pretty much placed MSQ as the fastest quest on tg, and if memory serves, you have also broken Maid Quest's record as the longest quest.Sorry if I couldnt bring the pic myself. And if you want>>20027140I can make it a bit more threatening/hostile lookingAnyways, any requests?
>>20030363Hayate vs Hayate jan ken po>>20030311Just shortening the word really
>>20030363Personal request.Can you draw a comic of the first time we pissed Sousuke off?Every time I think of it, I think "Have you ever been so mad you threw a tree?"
>>20030380Okay, I can do that>>20030399A comic? Hmm, a bit hard, I have to admit. I'll work on it though. Might take a shitload of time, but I'll work on it
>>20030454Take your time and do it how you think would work.I don't mind if you don't do it at all, just said it since the only way to possibly get it done.
Just finished a first draft overview of the first thread.What do you all think?http://pastebin.com/v5mFmwPZI'll post it again next thread if I get little feedback.
I'm new to this quest and reading the suptg archive, but it seems that the fourty-fourth thread is not there (Sugar High, Sakura's picnic after first session with Dr. Ikari). Does anyone know if it exists somewhere else, or am I just gonna have to miss out on it and guess based on the events after the fact?(Also hoping this makes it through before 404. Page 15 right now...)
>>20034980It was archived with the SWQ tags. This is mentioned in the description for thread 45.Regardless, here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18285478
>>20035021Oh, didn't think to look in the description of 45. Been reading these for about four days now and slightly not all the way awake.Thanks. You're a scholar and a gentleman.