HARDER, BUTLER, SWAGGIER, FASTER.Into every generation a Butler is born: one man in all the world, a Chosen One. He alone will wield the swag and skill to catch the ladies, dames, and the armies of bitches; to get into their hearts and to add them to the family.He is Hayate, The Combat Butler.>ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen/order/asc/-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-As you held them there, you decide to ask Erica about something that's bugging you."So... What was that with you and Susan earlier?""That? Oh.. well it's like this." She grabs the blue haired girl and gives her a passionate kiss."heh. Lesbians." you and Hina mutter at the same moment before your brain freezes.The sun has set, the ever present breeze blew across the sands.That long, long night has only just begun.--------------------------------------------------------------------Minutes later, after snapping out of your daze, you watch a smirking Erica hold a shaken Susan up."Heh. Not so bad..." she comments as she pushes your 'twin' towards you, "Okay, now you two kiss."Susan tries to push you away feebly. Her arms, having had the strength leave them, unable to do so.She's looking you in the eyes pleadingly, desperately, as if trying to say something.WAT DO?[ ]kiss[ ]no kiss[ ]EL LOCO PEDRO
rolled 88 = 88>>19999071[ ]kisswincest go!
>>19999071[x]no kissNot if she doesn't want to.
>>19999071>[ ]kissGently, on the forehead
>>19999122supporting this. its classy
>>19999122Also say, "It's not nice to force a girl if she's not ready, Erica."
rolled 3 = 3>>19999122This, did not read the last part
[x]EL LOCO PEDROIt's big. It's red. I have no idea what it does.PUSH IT!
>>19999214And i forgot to turn off dice also 20 million get
>>19999122>>19999151I agree with Udz.
>>19999248You're about 750 posts too early, Fritz.
>>19999248Still like an hour before then, silly pirate.
>>19999266hmm i thought the board that shall not be named would be all over it.
>>19999266There's no need to completely dash his hopes at the moment.
You nod, knowing what was going through her mind.She's not ready for this, she's not up for this.you give her a comforting kiss on her forehead and then turn to Erica."It's not very nice to force people to do stuff they don't want to Erica." you say with a knit brow and a disappointed scowl."...Oh. I thought she'd be up for it. ehehehe." she tries to back away.She needs some light punishment, you think.WAT DO?
>>19999071[x] Put your lips together like theese and keese.
>>19999293Hey Erica, remember that equipment you installed in our room?Guess who gets to use it now.
>>19999298Something like this, but instead of no Dinner, she's just getting a salad.No meat, no potatoes
>>19999298No, she gets dinner, just half a ration of potato. No potatoes if she really pushes it.
>>19999293She has to watch our nightly sexy times without joining or schlicking
Dinner. A few minutes later.Everyone got a nice and juicy steak with some salad on the side.Everyone, except Erica.Instead of a steak, she gets some fried tofu.Instead of a side of salad, she gets a whole plate of it. She pokes her fork at it, obviously dissatisfied with this turn of events.'Hey, can't you just give her the same stuff as everyone else?' Susan asks from across the table. 'She looks about ready to cry.'[ ]No[ ]I'll wait a bit more[ ]eh sure
>potato ferhur gets no potatoesi approve of this.
>>19999375>[ ]I'll wait a bit more'You sure she's had enough?'
rolled 67 = 67'Give it a minute.'
Thread seems to be a bit slow today
>>19999375in b4 erica shoots us for this.i do agree for the wait a bit thingy though.
>>19999430It does a bit, yeah.
>>19999375Since Erica is being punished on behalf of Susan, and Susan thinks she's had enough, then,[x]eh sure.
>>19999375[ ]I'll wait a bit moreWere not gonna be soft on her but were not gonna torture her either.
>>19999375[x]eh sureI don't want to provoke her further
Yeah. Susan gave in. No sense in keeping the food from her now."Be happy that Susan is such a big softie."
rolled 85 = 85>>19999458>>19999443Agreed.
>>19999390I suppose I'm really saying>[x]eh surewith the line I included to Susan.
Just stop already, Jesus. I normally don't have a problem with quests (heck, I even participate in a few), but the harem shit and constant cameos turned this to shit a long time ago. Just out of morbid curiosity, why the hell do you people continue this?
>>19999514Same reason one might partake in any other quest: It's fun.
>>19999514the same reason people like other terrible pieces of mediathey have no standards
>>19999525But why? I'm not angry, nor am I saying you aren't allowed to have fun, I'm just curious. What about this is fun?
rolled 4 = 4>>19999514Whatever my reason was three minutes ago was, it has changed into doing it specifically to piss you off.
>>19999547It's complicated, i for one ride it through the day to day things to get to the ridiculously awesome action and missions but really there is never a dull moment.>>19999538fuck you crix
>>19999547Simply appealing to individual tastes. I dislike baseball, but I don't ask why fans find it fun. I just accept that they do and go about the business of my own fun.We like this Quest, so we participate. You dislike it, so you don't participate. Not really much to elaborate on.
>>19999548Please don't misunderstand - I'm not angry. I'm simply curious. I swear to God I'm not trolling, I just want to know.
>>19999547I'm bad at expressing myself, so I can't really say specifically, beyond that I find it enjoyable to partake in. of? Whichever.
>>19999574>>19999568>>19999567Fair enough. Thank you for your time, I'll fuck off now and leave you gents to it. Have fun!
>>19999588Toodles! Hope you enjoy your own brand of fun.
rolled 51 = 51>>19999571Then honestly for me, it's just about seeing what happens next, and weather or not I can make a difference in what that 'next' entails.That there is some twincest is a pretty damn good bonus too.>response bestDisCaptcha has spoken, my reasoning is bestest.
>>19999514>>19999547>>19999571>>19999588I'm confused. Was he just trolling, or what?
'Give it about a minute more..' you tell her as you slowly and showily slice into the perfect slab of meat on your plate."..." Erica, pouting, pokes at her fried tofu as she watches everyone else start to eat.poke, poke, poke, poke. She's not even tried the salad yet."Anything wrong Erica?" you ask"...I" her lips are quivering, it really did look like she was about to cry."Yes?" you ask again"I...I'm sorry." she tells you."Oh? for what?" you ask in faked ignorance"For earlier..." she bows her head dejectedly"What do you mean?""I'm sorry for ... trying to force Susan to kiss you.""ah, that. Well are you sure I should be the one you're apologizing to?" you ask the German Ace.She turns to Susan who was at the other end of the table and again apologizes."It's okay." your twin tell her with a smile at her and a nod towards you.You take this as a signal to switch Erica's plates.------------------------------------------------------------------After dinner, on your way to Mike's office, Susan says this.'Thanks for earlier.' she mentillates'It's nothing.''No, I mean it. If you had gone ahead and done it, I'm not sure what would happen.''I may be a thick-skulled, idiot at time, but I can at the very least tell if a girl does not want to do something.''You're correct on all counts.' she smiles.
>>19999618I don't think so
>>19999538Hi Crix nice to see you, SWQ Tuesday is it?Can't wait till Planefag get's back so we can disregard your thoughts and opinions there too.>>19999514>>19999588Well were reaching the endgame soon so you might get your wish.We enjoy this quest and I personally appreciate the level of interaction we have with the story, sure it led to "Harem Bullshit" and cameos but LG continues to acknowledge our ideas and is able to react to them without getting completely derailed.Have a good evening Sagefag!
>>19999618He was one of the polite ones, I for one enjoy when the polite one's stop by.
Mkay, to make my story short, I somehow fell here into the wonderful world of /tg/, discovering that this is now my favorite board. First thread I look into is Mahou Shounen Quest. I've been reading the archives, am up to 12, so, then I realized there are over 100, so I ask. Should I read below the OP post and take part in the wonderful world of BUTLER MAJAICKS and serve tea as we serve love? Or should I read EVERY ARCHIVE?
>>19999623yup deme said Tuesday at 7:30 est for those who don't frequent the irc.
>>19999623We disregard his thoughts and opinions on SDGO too, nice to see a common factor there.
Mike's office. An hour later.After putting you in rigorous 3 way battle against Susan and Hina, Mike begins to coach you all individually by the use of his clone systemTaking each one of you to a separate part of the large grassy field, he asks you what you might want to accomplish next.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TRAIN ON TODAY?
>>19999643Nah. This quest doesn't really require you to read them ALL. Just the first few will do, but you should still read them ALL, because fun.
>>19999571heres some of the reasons why i like this quest at least:-this is set in the same universe as the tg meta quest, this is essentially like seeing that multiverse from another point of view.-we follow a main charactor with a fairly good backstory.-theres a lot of action in between the paranoia and waifu bullshit.-a lot of times theres at least a few moments where if you follow you are saying oh shit.-the utterly stupid crap we get away with from time to time.-also the sheer amount of hate and rage people get just by glancing at it and thinking waifu bullshit.
>>19999643Both, really depending on reading speed you can knock out the archives in a short period of time, but as long as you have a base knowledge of characters (most are from movies or shows) you don't really need to read them to know who's who and you can just pick it up anywhere regardless. I encourage you to join in it is pretty fun.
>>19999643I've been here since the start, so I don't know which is the better option, but as far as I can tell, a lot of people HAVE read the whole archive.I'd say make sure you read enough to understand what the characters are like, at the very least.>>19999669MORE CLONES!
>>19999669Well then, if most of you think I can handle missing a lot of butlering, then I say we train majaicks. *assuming he hasn't completely mastered it since Thread 11....*
>>19999669Let's work of clones and hell, let's get even faster.I want to beat Kris in a footrace without using Kraus some day.
>>19999643Seriously read what you can, and take part whenever. If you get confused we could always try to explain what's going on, we have a lot of chatter between posts.
>>19999702We're only 3-4 week into training so we still have couple more until we move into the field for what could be years (with time skips though) of field training. But like i said this is a pretty easy quest to pick up imo so have fun and if anything doesn't make sense ask or clarification.
>>19999617>Twincest/r/ing links, please
>>19999729>chatterNoticed that after the first few threads, I'll just read along as you guys fill the thread with explaining stuff to me. I really hope I don't mess up his MAJIKAL FLOWCHARTS I keep seeing. >>19999742Alrighty then. *crosses fingers for good rolls and for not failing at rolling*Also test roll.
rolled 53 = 53>>19999756dice+1d100
rolled 91 = 91>>19999756*fails at test roll* Well, maybe this will work. Also rolling this for MAJAICKS training.
rolled 44 = 44>>19999748I don't understand this sentence.
>>19999772Sorry.Which threads had the twincest?
>>19999669"I'd like to improve the clone subroutine, Mike."You tell your handler"Maybe increase the time I could have them out or increase the numbers.""Are you sure?" he asks "things can get pretty taxing and confusing if you split yourself up too much.""Well, I won't know till I've tried right?""of course. So do you want to try three clones or do you want a longer time limit first?"
>>19999781Longer time limit
>>19999781Longer time limit.
rolled 71 = 71>>19999781BOTH!But, if we can only have one or the other,1-50: Longer time51-100: More clones.
rolled 47 = 47>>19999796>>19999794What these guys said.If not, rolling for >>19999798
>>19999781longer time, 2 minutes sucks.
rolled 79 = 79>>19999779Oh. Well, technically all of them since Susan showed up, but it's more 'currently developing' than flat out at the moment, though I think it's getting pretty close.You get a more minor dose with Erica/Hayate/EricassisterwhatIforgotthenameof by proxy.
>>19999823>EricassisterwhatIforgotthenameofUrsula must not be getting enough screen time...
rolled 16 = 16>>19999851Nah, I've just never seen any of the source material for anything we have ever done in this quest.
>>19999823ursula the science witch
>>19999781Both>>19999748It hasn't gotten to twincest levels yet, but it has gotten just about to a few times
>>19999781Time Limit, we can do more shit in more time.
>>19999781"I think a longer time limit would be great for now.""really? I'd think you'd choose more clones. hand me your badge."You hand Kraus over to Mike and it seems like he's adjusting the limiter on the clonesHe hands your badge back saying, "I've given you thirty minutes, let's see if your majaik reserves can handle that."He asks you to pop a clone and perform some simple tasks like juggling and jogging.It's a test of endurance, and you must do well.**ROLLEM 1d20**taking the 5thgets +10>total will be divided in two for the final clone duration
Huh were getting close to post>>19999999and>>20000000
rolled 10 + 10 = 20>>19999931Rolling
rolled 17 = 17>>19999931
rolled 2 + 10 = 12>>19999932Will there be mad if we get them?
rolled 7 = 7>>19999931gulp, we can only hope I roll high...
rolled 20 = 20LETS DO THIS MOTHERFUCKER!
20 million get
rolled 12 + 10 = 22>>19999931CRIT!
rolled 8 + 10 = 18Im rolling again
rolled 91 = 91Twenty million you say?
rolled 2 = 2>>19999968Not today, not today.
and now i win
>>19999965DERM, YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN!
>>19999975Not bad, not bad at all.
rolled 16 = 16Not feeling desprete at all to get a get to end gets.
rolled 18 = 18Yes today.
>>19999965Derm is the best Derm!
rolled 5 = 5mabye?
>>20000004FFFFFFFFFFuck my computer froze
rolled 24 = 24>>19999998SO GODDAMN CLOSE.
The two you juggle some knives between you as you jogged.You pass the 5 minute mark easily and speed uo your pace.Mike, watching the whole time is observing you closely for any signs of difficulty, fatigue or confusion.15 minutes pass, still the two you's are doing quite well...."okay guys, let's try something else."He aims his gun-cane Domingo at you."I want you to continue juggling as you try and dodge."he begins to open fire
rolled 2 = 2Lego quest got it, by the way.DOOOOOOODGE!
When do we learn new potions and have anothet psychology session with shinji?
>>20000040WOH Derm, rest now, ya did good.
>>20000042Potions is when we go see Ryuu. Shinji is next monday.
>>20000088>Potions is when we go see RyuuOr when we try experimenting.
>>19999866just for reference:waifu`s/borderline are:erica/ursula/perrine/mio are from strike witches, but an alternate reality version of it based on post SWQnanoha has her own series, if you didn`t know about her, just ask.miki and her squad is from idolmasteryuki i believe is from haruhi but i`m not completely sure.hayate and hina are from hayate the combat butler.some of hayates buddies:gai is from kamen ridershirou/other forms is from fate/zerosousuke is from full metal panictouma is from raildexkeima is from the world only god knows
>>20000042I think its... friday? So tonight we date Mio, we can see Ryuu tomorrow and we got Shinji on Monday.
>>20000092Yuki is from the Movie and the spinoff story
>>20000094It's currently thursday night. Mio Date is tomorrow, which we still need to make a reservation for.
>>20000042Sunday/Monday for Shinji And potions is next time we experiment or next time we go see Ryuu.I want to try making that Chibi potion that was brainstormed ages ago
>>20000092>based on post-SWQ>BASEDThis is important, some people's jimmies got really rustled but while we were there we were fighting Neuroi.
>>19999999Went to Cirno9 gets the 9
>>20000135Sounds like a bonding moment between us and Susan.
>>20000000Went to legoquest off topic discussion from the OP
>>20000167And lots of fun with things like mini pirate witch with RC strikers or tiny rider kicksWe did plan to do chibiyate and friends as a side episode as well
Mike, not one to ease up on you begins to earnestly target you and your clone.The two you's ducked, dodged and dove to avoid Mike's shots.Twenty minutes pass, and you're beginning to feel the effects of the longer clone time.You're slower, your movements heavier.It's like you've been running for days on end.Twenty five minutes, you begin to make some mistakes, tumbling and fumbling with the knives.At exactly thirty minutes, the you in front trips on one of the numerous small craters left by Mike's shots.This distracts you enough that you were unable to avoid the next beam to come your way.--------------------------------------------------------------You open your eyes a few minutes later to find Mike looking down at you."You did great kid. 30 minutes..." he grins as he helps you get back up."although you did begin to falter at the very end.""Just an unlucky couple of steps." you tell him."anyway, since it seems that you can actually keep up with that, I'm raising your limit to 15 minutes.""15? but I did thirty." you ask"yeah, but fatigue began to get the better of you near the end. 15 should be enough to bet you beefed up some more.""okay Mike, you're the boss." you say with gratitude."You bet I am." he answers.>CLONE LIMIT NOW 15 MINS
>>20000155Quite frankly I'm still convinced that the IDPKB is at the edge between the normal metaverse and the maelstrom that is the unfinished works, dimensions spawned by altering the past, and fanfictions.
rolled 49 = 49This is funny, because I actually rolled a 1d100 back there.
evening boys. have i missed anything good?
>>20000242Well, Erica tried to get us to make out with Susan.
rolled 58 = 58>>20000242Cirno got 19999999 and legoquest got 20000000.I got 19999998 :(
>>20000242We got more time for clones and a new anon among us.How you doing Lookout?
>>20000203Oh the shenanigans we can pull with this
>>20000282You know I get the feeling we've all been thinking it, but never spoke about it.
Hours later, on the way back home, you ask Hina what Mike trained her in that night."Just improved my visualization. allows my sword to cut through more things now. and I could do selective cuts.""selective cuts?" Susan asks."well, lets see..." she walks over to a nearby tree, one of the many lining the path back to the dorms.She pulls out a scrap of paper sticks it onto the trunk and walks to the opposite side of the tree.She pulls out her glass sword, and makes a quick cut through the trunk, attacking the paper.The slip of paper, a list of books from the library, flutters to the ground now cut diagonally in two.The trunk, as she showed by knocking on it, remained in one piece. "Oooh." you and Susan clap at this demonstration."How about you?" you ask you twin, "what did you do with Mike?"**ROLLEM**taking 3rd
rolled 11 = 11Stuff
rolled 46 = 46>>20000403
rolled 42 = 42>>20000254i see, and I'm glad y'all went with a classy response.>>200002552222222 should be coming up soon enough>>20000269I am doing well, in fact.>>20000403rollan
rolled 22 = 22>>20000403Rolling.
rolled 87 = 87She now has an improbability drive?
>>20000420I did try.
>>20000420LOOKOUT!Nice roll, better we got yours than derms
>>20000403anyone want to take bets on how long until Erica convinces Hina to start cutting our clothes of for funsies?
>>20000454We could always preempt her, but that just wouldn't be classy. Not all her clothes at least. Getting Hina to cut her shoelaces while she's walking would be pretty funny, though.
>>20000454She is going to get her to do it the first time we go bunnymodeOr she will get her to do or boxers just for the hell of it
>>20000454I'll bet you 9001 internets it's the same day that Erica finds out.
>>20000420"Just this." She pops 3 clones at once."You can do 4 at a time now?""Yep." they answer in unison. "Time limit stays the same though.""Damn, that should be useful." you tell her as she dissipates the 3 copies."How about you? I think you also worked on the clone system.""I raised the time limit on mine. I can now hold the copy for 15 minutes.""Spiffy." she says as the three of you continue on home.----------------------------------------------------------------Back in the house, as you got ready for bed, Erica asks where your twin was."She's in her room." you tell her."Well that's not right... She says as she jumps out of bed and proceeds down the hall.Minutes later, she returns with not only Susan but Yuki as well."INTO THE PILE WITH YOU TWO!" she flings the pair into bed before jumping in herself.------------------------------------------------------------------
Friday morning, in the kitchen.You take today's turn to cook breakfast for the family as Susan helped Lo and the dolls to tend to the yard.As you fried up some eggs and prepared some pancake batter, you think how great it was to wake up with everyone around you.This of course makes you remember something.WHAT IS IT THAT YOU REMEMBER?
>>20000577Package for Sousuke.
rolled 90 = 90>>20000577OOh ooh that one thing
>>20000577Uhh.. Reservations for that date with Mio
>>20000577today is Mio's date.
>>20000577I suggest something that allows for a bit of competition, like if we could somehow work American Gladiator into a romantic setting.>>20000530http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4VPRYuPNE4
rolled 46 = 46>>20000591>>20000587TheseSnowberry plant.
rolled 99 = 99>>20000577That we apparently really, really need an appointment book, day planner, something. Seriously.
>>20000621We have Kraus.
>>20000577you think about a-tan and the times youve seen her.
>>20000636>>20000621Don't suppose he'd just tell us what we forgot.
>>20000577Dinner reservation for Sakamoto Date.
Today, this evening, would be your date with a certain pirate witch.Mio, the one that was out to make you her wife, the Hero of Japan.You must try and find a place to take her to later, maybe have Kraus make the reservations.You'll make sure this is a night she remembers well.You also remember something else, something a bit more humorous.Sousuke is screwed.With the talk you and the girls gave his guests last night, you're pretty sure the guy is getting those two's attentions and affections.And if you're right, and of course you are, he'll have no idea how to deal with it.You must make him a package. One that's identical to the one you gave Ichika.So, as you asked Kraus to look for any interesting restaurants for tonight, you began assembling your bro-bag.First, into the brown paperbag went a box of rubbers. Then, a bottle of massage oil.finally, you put in a note.[ Sousuke, Get ready. Those girls are gunning for you.Good luck. God speed.-Hayate]As you folded up the small piece of paper, you think you should add some other things to it.So, you unfurl the slip and flip it around to write on the back.WHAT POINTERS DO YOU GIVE SOUSUKE?**ROLLEM**>first 3 to get a 70+ will be written in
rolled 30 = 30>>20000764Always carry protection
rolled 55 = 55>>20000764"I didn't mean literally gunning for you. That was one of those non-literal turns of phrase I mentioned earlier. They want to have sex with you."
rolled 9 = 9>>20000776reroll
rolled 9 = 9>>20000777This.
rolled 12 = 12"If this is your first time, it shall be horrifically awkward and you shall look back on it with great shame.Subsequent attempts will be much better."
rolled 4 = 4>>20000777You want to end the hilarious misunderstanding train? But that would be just anti-trollsy enough to be super-trollsy. I can dig it.
rolled 45 = 45Let them decide the pace, but exploit openings.
rolled 44 = 44>>20000777>>20000788That is the not we are writing now souske is a bit ahead of us
rolled 84 = 84>>20000764THEY* WANT YOU TO STICK YOUR PENIS IN THEIR* VAGNIA'S*referring to Chidori and Tessa
rolled 85 = 85>>20000776Fuck you dice all my 1's
rolled 6 = 6>>20000777This. Sousuke clearly needs constantly clarification because he doesn't understand sayings or metaphors.
rolled 74 = 74>>20000764Don't even bother fighting back.No, wait, fight back, but only a bit. They like that.
rolled 8 = 8Rolling for explaining what a metaphor is.
rolled 2 = 2>>20000764"Be straight-forward, but evade the truth when you know they'll kill you for it.
>>20000810Caps because written yelling.
rolled 77 = 77Try to relax and enjoy the ride, or at least make sure the girls do
rolled 66 = 66>>20000831dice y u still hate me
>>20000810I don't think he'd follow.
rolled 45 = 45women are not logical folk, they are emotionally based. they may be wily aand cunning but not logical.
>>20000764You began writing on the back:[Some more pointers:1) always carry protection2) Don't even bother fighting back.Adendum: No, wait, fight back, but only a bit. They like that.3)THEY* WANT YOU TO STICK YOUR PENIS IN THEIR* VAGINAS*They/their means Tessa and/or Chidori]Satisfied that this would work, you fold the note back up and place it into the bag.---------------------------------------------------------------------Minutes later, as you finish preparing breakfast, Kraus gives you the list of restaurants he found."OKAY NEEDLE DICK, I FOUND THESE..."What restaurants did he find?**ROLLEM**>first 3 to roll a 70+
rolled 60 = 60>>20000886Slaanesh's Oralgasm.
rolled 33 = 33>>20000886Slaanesh's.
rolled 48 = 48>>20000886Mr. Miyagi's Japanese Cuisine & Bonsai GarageTraditional Japanese cooking & Bonsai tending in your choice of Mr Miyagi's collection of classic cars.
rolled 77 = 77>>20000886Kendo Fine dining.A Japanese style restaurant where everything is done by sword duel
rolled 11 = 11>>20000906FUCK YOU, DICE. ROLL BETTER
>>20000886Mark Pi's China GateBecause I fucking love that restaurant.
rolled 20 = 20>>20000913Well. Alright. I won't try to force it.
rolled 8 = 8>>20000886buck fifty fine dining bargain priced gourmet food items from all over the world
rolled 29 = 29>>20000886A Japanese/French fusion place run by Iron Chef Hiroyuki Sakai.
rolled 84 = 84>>20000906I'll help.
rolled 21 = 21>>20000925I love it so much I forgot my roll.
rolled 77 = 77Jesus. All these low rolls.
rolled 79 = 79>>20000929I'll also help this one.
rolled 44 = 44>>20000886Blackbeard's Buffetyou only get your meal after you've gotten past the crew.
>>20000935I love you.
rolled 53 = 53el diablo flambeeif you guys don`t get this i will be dissappoint.
>>20000946>>20000935And my job here is done.
rolled 36 = 36The coliseumThe literal iron chef coliseum. Each meal is prepared by one of the iron chefs and presided over by the chairman.In a twist the iron chefs aren't just named iron but literally iron golems with the personalities and skills of the originals
rolled 40 = 40Big bang bar.(Brought to you by the biggest explosion in history.)
rolled 63 = 63>>20000886Jareth's Dine and Dance
rolled 37 = 37>>20000947rargh one more time
rolled 57 = 57>>20000969FUCKYOUDICEGIVE ME PIRATE BUFFET
>>20000960That is a damn good idea, too.
rolled 8 = 8>>20000964EXPLOSION BAR.
rolled 19 = 19>>20000991this
>>20000998Nah, man, that's Nanoha, not Mio.
rolled 33 = 33>>20000947Eh, what the hell.
rolled 69 = 69>>20000991fuck it i'm just gonna keep rolling till this works
rolled 6 = 6>>20000991Poor bastard lookout.Here let's see if it likes me any more
rolled 2 = 2>>20001013
I shall fight you to the bitter endif I have to sage you 300 times I will!
rolled 80 = 80>>20001006*Confused*So... Mio doesn't like explosions?
rolled 29 = 29>>20001021it might not be in the cards
rolled 9 = 9>>20001013We can do this, man!
>>20000777Uh Lookout, you realise we already have 3 places oer 70, right?
rolled 92 = 92>>20001029I'm sure she enjoys them, but nowhere near as much as Nanoha does.
rolled 44 = 44>>20001036that's not the point
rolled 33 = 33>>20001036we have 2. the third roll was also for miyagi's place.once more for pirate buffet
>>20001036... where in the fuck did that link come from?
This thread is double cancer. The medication is all the hope we have.
rolled 76 = 76Rollin for pirate buffet
>>20001046You guys really are hilarious.
>>20001056you are my second favorite pirate fritz.
>>20001069Who's your first?
>>20000910>>20000943"YOU HAVE KENDO FINE DINING. A JAPANESE RESTAURANT WHERE YOU MUST FIGHT FOR YOUR MEALS.""interesting...""THEN THERE'S JESUS' ROLLS. A TACO AND BURRITO PLACE. THEIR SLOGAN IS EVERY MEAL IS A MIRACLE.""That's... Kinda interesting.""AND FINALLY THERE'S IRON CHEF""What's that?" you ask him"I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE. ALL IT SAYS HERE IS IRON CHEF."Which one do you pick oh master butlers?
>>20001083in the context of this quest.
>>20001046Don't, mate. Let them have their fun.
>>20001107JESUS' ROLLS ALL OF MY YES
>>20001107Kendo Fine Dining
>>20001107Goddamnit, LG.If that's what we get, Iron Chef.
>>20001107>THEN THERE'S JESUS' ROLLS.fuckinglost it
rolled 3 = 3Standard procedure, gents. 1d3 by all.
>>20001107Kendo. We shall duel Mio for the check.
>>20001107[x] jesus' rolls
rolled 12 = 12>>20001107Clearly Iron Chef
rolled 84 = 84Iron chef it is.
>>20001107Iron Chef!I'm curious what the secret ingredient will be.
>>20001107JESUS ROLLSShe probably hasn't ever had mexican. Let alone Mexican with the power of our lord ans savior
>>20001107Iron Chef.You pick the secret ingredient, the Iron Chef makes a meal to fit?
>>20001233Nah, you pick the ingredient, then two Iron Chefs compete for your favor with their cooking. The one that loses is smelted down to be remade the next day.You wouldn't think a golem would feel pain, but those screams... Those screams...
>>20001254>implying hayate won`t go into ptsd mode or try saving the melted golem.>implying it wouldn`t affect mio.
>>20001336>implying I was serious
>>20001254>implying that's not fucked up on several levels.
>>20001107I'll take Iron Chef.
>>20001351>implying it would't be awesome
"Get us reservations for IronChef please." you tell your Device."YOU GOT IT.""Oh, and order some Burrittos from Jesus' Rolls for lunch.""DONE."With some free time on your hands, you pop out of the bottle to deliver Sousuke's package to his door.------------------------------------------------------------------------After that morning's preparations and breakfast, you and the girls head out for class.In your class' room, you again found Tessa and Chidori at the new seats at the back whispering quietly to each other.Near the front, Sousuke, the lad you left that package for earlier looks around nervously with his hand in his blazer, and most probably around his pistol.You have about 15 more minutes until class starts.TALK TO WHO? WAT SAY/ASK?
>>20001365I'mma just throw a Keima vote out.I'm expecting Sousuke to win, though.
>>20001365talk to Amazoness, because it's been forever since she had screentime. ask for some more biographical info now that the translator works.also chat up Naota, ask about his recruitment.
>>20001365To Sousuke:"Remember to wait and let them come to you."
>>20001365Sousuke first so we can hopefully clear up some of the misunderstandings.Then Keima because we have ignored him for a while.Then if we have time Amazoness because sadly she has really been left outWe need to do another team lunch / tea party
>>20001365"Sousuke, they'll probably try to get you unawares. Be ready for an ambush."Can't stop stirring the pot.
>>20001384I will second this.
>>20001365Talk to Sakura, since she gets even less screentime than Amazoness now. Both her friends, Madoka and Nanoha, are out in the field, so make sure she's not lonely.Then maybe Jun or Negi, for the latter ask him if Evangeline will be visiting to reinforce the wards in our house sometime soon.
>>20001407Changing to this we haven't talked in like 30 threads
>>20001407+1 for Sakura
>>20001365better talk to sousuke, make sure he doesn`t kill himself or us.guys we fucked up, big.
>>20001407Oh yeah, then talk to Amazoness.Little sister and wild friend have been neglected quite badly lately
>>20001407Oh, dang. Yeah, Sakura, fo' sho'
>>20001407Changing to Sakura.
>>20001365Shirou, let's try and get to know him better. Ask him what his favorite restaurant is and shit, so when we set up his birthday party, the real one after the fake shitty one is awesome.
>>20001541Fake shitty one... hmm... set up a replica of a poor mexican slum with no guests?
>>20001571Nah we were going to troll him with all the candy in the world but it tasting bad or being BEAR candy.But since he is nowhere near as annoying anymore we planned to set up a good birthday party for him
>>20001589Sugar-free candy. Nothing but sugar-free candy.And sugar-free cake.
>>20001610You...You're horrible. Absolutely horrible.
>>20001589Then when he's depressed a trap door drops him in the middle of the real party?>>20001610But it has to taste bad.
>>20001541Would we need 3 separate parties then?
>>20001620No we drop the sim that we have him in and reveal the real party.It would be in the gym or somewhere similar so we could do it and really we are friendly enough with the various people in power that we could do it
>sakuraYou walk up to one of the youngest people in your class, member of the loli brigade, and your teammate [although you've not teamed up with her much since entering advanced], Sakura."Hey Sakura, good morning.""Morning Hayate!" she greet you cheerfully."So, how are you?""Eh?" she tilts her her cutely, confused."I mean how are things going for you, we never have much opportunity to talk nowadays. Anything new?""Weeeeeeell... I got some new cards. ehehehe.""Cool what are they?""The Fight, the Big, the Small the Mirror and the Twin.""What do they do?""the Fight," she strikes a generic kungfu pose "allows me to do martial arts even if i don't know them. WACHAAA~""The Big makes anything or anyone a giant! And the small can make things and people tiny.""The mirror can reflect magical attacks and make a copy of something. The Twin can turn anyone into two.""Wow, those are cool." you tell the energetic lass."ehehehe thanks. Luchinni-chan kept asking me to use The Big on her but i don't understand what she meant by "only around here"." she makes motions around her chest."You'll get it someday.." you say with a pat on her head.Talk to who now?YOu have time for one more conversation
>>20001620>But it has to taste bad.No, not necessarily. It just has to taste...off. Shirou will eat it, and it'll taste sweet, but not really. There'll be a slight bitter aftertaste, and it'll just seem wrong somehow to him.
>>20001646That one guy. With the thing.That we may have kissed.
>>20001646She seems to be in high spirits, so that's good. Seems Luchinni is keeping her company; we owe the little gellato goblin a tiramisu or something.Next, let's talk to Ichika. Let's see how successful the Euro Union has been.
>>20001669Come to think of it don't we talk to ichika less than anyone else?
>>20001646Keima, ability update.Also mention the two other guys who seem to be in similar situation to us.
>>20001646Heh luchinni trying to get boobies.
>>20001669Ichika because we just recently taught Laura what to do.I want to know if it worked.
Say Kraus can replicate any food right?
>>20001776And he does it perfectly right? He can make like Blueberries, Strawberries....?
>>20001793Presumably. I doubt he would settle for a lesser product than the very best.
>>20001793what are you getting at?
>>20001793No, we're not popping any cherries.
>>20001807Can't do majaikal shit
>>20001704You walk back to your seat and face Keima.You thought that what Erica was talking about yesterday was your kiss, no, make that kisses with Keima back in that two person sim, but luckily it wasnt."Hey man, I just wanted to give you an update for that ability portfolio thing." "Go on...""I now have 15minutes worth of clone time.""Okay, I'll update the data later. The last update showed a lot of our classmate's new abilities you should check it out.""Oh I will... by the way, I'm not sure if i should talk about this, but I think I did a very bad/very good thing.""and that is?""well... You know my family's arangement right?""Yes.""Eh, what am I asking for.. of course you do, you're almost family yourself""Just continue..." he urges you firmly."Anyway, I think I made the same thing happen for Ichika and Sagara...""Those two? the ones from team THAT team?""Yep.""How?""Well... the girls that like them got to talking to me and the girls... We think those two are about to get either very lucky or very screwed.""They're gonna get screwed alright.." mumbles just as the Dude walks in.
>>20001807Not in his database probably
>>20001807The problem is that snowberries are magical in nature. Kraus might be able to replicate the taste, but he wouldn't be able to replicate the magic.
>>20001807Huh. Probably wouldn't work, due to being a magical plant, so he wouldn't have it in his "food database," until we have some for him to sample.
>>20001819> you're almost family yourselfHaha nice.
>>20001807He replicates food, not majaik. We could make snowberry pie, but it wouldn't turn anyone into kids.
>>20001836Did we have a sample in our freezer?
>>20001846No, we handed the sample over to Ryuu.We are growing our own pant so once that gets fruit we may be able to
>>20001857Damn. Well i'm going back to thinking of ways to cheat.
>>20001819The Dude, your instructor for advanced classes walks in, but he's not alone.behind him was that pretty lady from the infirmary.The one that replaced Frank."Morning Kiddies, for today's activity we're doing something a bit different." he places a large leather sack on the podium."You've all had lessons about SCPs and stuff under Mike right?"the class nods in unison."Well, today, we're having a little hands-on training with them." he shakes that sack he held."Don't worry, most the things here are Euclid, or Safe, all of them approved by the director for this activity. I just want you to handle a random SCP, try and Identify it's properties and formulate a way to contain it as efficiently as you can. You will all have till the end of this period to do so."He then turns to the very-pretty blonde, "Miss Shamal here is here to assist you if anything... unfortunate happens.""Good morning everyone." she says with a wave to the class."Now, if all of you would form a line up here so you could pick your random item and we could get started." he opens the sack.
NEXT TIME ON MSQCause and EffectNew thread at 2200 TUESDAY 4chan time>no thread tomorrow, >ill be out of the office.>Mad science later at 0800>Manic Sousuke tomorrow at 0800
>>20001962>SCP HANDS ON>Most of the things are Eucled/safe>MOST>not ALLoh boy
>>20001993Hey, atleast its not a cliffhanger.
>>20001962>second milf sighting>initiate crazy planI demand that we fuck up this exercise so we can have some nurse time.
>>20001962AGAIN WITH THE BLONDES!
>>20002022oooh Seconded.Let's get an arm ripped off.
>>20001962Oh hey, it's adult Susan
>>20001962So here's the plan. We get a small bag of holding, and a larger bag of holding.then:1. Put scp in a small bag of holding.2. Throw small bag into big bag of holding.3. Run the fuck out of there.4. ????5. It's someone else's problem.Im wondering if it's possible to put a bottled home inside a bottled home?
>>20002526>Im wondering if it's possible to put a bottled home inside a bottled home?Possible. Risky, though, extremely risky.You'd give the house a large chance to end up in the Bagoverse