You are a Magical Girl, but you're not feeling too damn magical at the moment.You know damn well what a Magical Girl is supposed to be. They're supposed to be the protectors of hopes and dreams, arriving in a blast of shimmering lights with rainbows exploding out of their asses. Wearing costumes with bright primary colors and just short enough to skirt the line of decency in order to attract both their key demographics - those barely old enough to smoke, and those nearly old enough to be wizards.
im here!!!!
>dis_guna_b_gud.jpgGo on, OP. I need detox tonight.
Third guy present!
>Not being a Kommando man.
>Noir overload
>>19988546[2/3]What Magical Girls are not supposed to be is alcoholic. Or popping handfuls of painkillers just to calm themselves down enough for the next swig of whisky. They're not supposed to be barging into their place of work at two in the morning, clutching a paper bag full of two bottles of whiskey and a bottle of green-tinted melon liqueur. In a maid outfit with the front of it nearly dark red in dried, crusting blood. Scaring all the night guards and graveyard shifters by stalking through the office without so much as a word or a nod of greeting.Proper Magical Girls - the sort that have natural, luxurious blonde curls in their hair, have a bra size to be proud of to look in the mirror, perfect milky skin, the scent of pancakes permeating her warmth - would never walk out on their boss with the express aim to get themselves drunk in the company of a girl they themselves dismembered.You are the farthest thing from a Magical Girl.It's just too bad you don't care about it at the moment.
I was just about to go to bedfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkkkkk
>>19988610>>19988630Happens to the best of us, Dec
>>19988642Give yourself 3hours and come back
Knee socks?
Praise god, hallelujah.
>>19988663fuck no, you people will have us eating shit out of Mami's ass to make up to her or something
>>19988674Wait, where's the problem with that?
>>19988674I'd be more worried about the 40k fans killing everything than something like that.
>>19988674>he doesn't want to taste Mami's 'pancakes'
>>19988546Didn't we use some grief seed?
>>19988674I swear I'll try to maintain the serious business tone while you rest.Unless I get outvoted which isn't unlikely.Go to sleep while the thread is fresh.Right now, we're going to have drinking session, then debriefing. It'll take some time
>>19988682Aside fromOne: Eating shit.Two: We have a Vacation Hunting Party to be at.Three: That's not petting Misaka.nothing really.But first we have to kill the cripple via alcohol poisoning.
>>19988704Hehehe!Did you call us?
>>19988711Protip: That was a joke.
>>19988709We used one out of the three we had.
>>19988716[whynospoilers]I need coffee for this[/spoiler]
We should call Misaka and look into prying off and destroying all the chaos icons off that terminator.
>>19988726You and me both. I'll probably just go to bed, instead, though.
>>19988734impossruuu, something could go wrong!
>>19988719Alright. Was just checking because the pic was updated but not the grief seeds.Also, updated gif.
>>19988630[3/3]You step into Midori's Silent Room, and it's then that you feel the chill of the Anti-Magic Barrier set in despite the thick layers of clothing you've been walking in for a while. The Shield on your right arm winks out with a grind of crunching gears and a flicker of purple light, leaving your own Soul Gem crackling in your hand for a moment, just before it changes into the silver band on your ring finger.You nod at the Magical Girl on guard tonight, and she closes the door behind you, the pressure seals hissing as the three-inch thick door slides into position. You kick off your heels, letting your tired feet rest - and it's then that you place the paper bag down on the floor, before you walk up to Midori's gurney.She's still comatose. Sleeping, even though by all right she should be legally dead. You have her soul, after all, clutched in your left hand - a crimson Soul Gem, gilded with silver and brass. You've asked Mami to pay her visits every other day or so - just to rouse her from oblivion periodically. It would have been cruel to simply leave her, asleep, the entire week you were gone.Her clothes seem to have been freshly changed. She's now wearing just a simple, thin white gown, the sort people in hospitals are made to wear and nothing else. She's sufficiently restrained, black straps binding her to the gurney but even you yourself know she doesn't have a hope of doing anything rash, not without you in the room. It's overkill, even with her still legless.[]Wake her up.[]Do something perverted to the unconscious, legless girl on the gurney[]Start drinking.
>>19988743Oh, you mean like the return of raidah who'll make the quest crash and burn?
>>19988743>>19988734Don't worry bros, I'll keep us all nice and fuzzy inside (Read: drunk silly.) if you have to leave.Misaka vacations will happen.
>>19988752>[x]Wake her up.It's drinking time.No butsDRINKINGTIME
>>19988752>[]Do something perverted to the unconscious, legless girl–I mean,>[]Wake her up.
>>19988752Pour two drinks and wake her up.Stumps aren't sexy.
>>19988752[]Start drinking and dunking soulgems[]Daydream about something perverted with the unconscious, legless girl on the gurney
>>19988752[X] Start drinking.[X] Dunk her soul gem in delicious alcohol.[X] Wake her up.
>>19988752[]wake her upand drink with her afterwards
>>19988752Do the wakery
>>19988752[X]Wake her up.Wake her up, put her soul gem in some alcohol so we have someone to drunkenly commiserate with. Also give her a glass of alcohol with a straw in it so she can sip on it herself. Start talking about the massive trainwreck that our life has turned into.
>>19988752[x]Wake her up.while[x]Start drinking.
>>19988752>[x] pour some whisky into Midori's mouth, make sure it stays there, then wake her up. Go on, she will like it.
[X]Wake her up.
>[x]Wake her upMore booze for the liver god.
>>19988752[]Do something perverted to the unconscious, legless girl on the gurney how can we resist?
>>19988752[X] Do something perverted to the unconscious, legless girl on the gurneyDip finger in booze, rub her vaginal walls with booze-coated finger.
>>19988802I don't like you, Leeginn.Polite sage for off topic
>>19988752[x]Wake her up.And untie her. That's just silly.
>>19988803ok even i wasnt thinking of something like that.
>>19988802We have to at least think about it for a bit>>19988810abortabortabortabort, retards already here. next thing he's gonna post is "what could go wrong?"
>>19988752[X] Schlick her with booze as lube.
>>19988816It's stated that she can't do anything, even with no straps.>She's sufficiently restrained, black straps binding her to the gurney but even you yourself know she doesn't have a hope of doing anything rash, not without you in the room. It's overkill, even with her still legless.
>>19988816Technically she can't do shit without her soul gem.
>>19988816She has no legs.We are in an anti-magic room.There is a magical girl (with legs) waiting outside incase something DOES go wrong.This girl has show no desire to flee and has, in fact, agreed to ditch her old Incubator for ours.The absolute worst possible thing that can happen is choking on an ice cube. And she'd probably save us if we were.
>>19988816Furthermore, she's a Girl with no combat ability of her own. What's she going to do?
>>19988831Illusions are fucking dangerous. If you're not expecting them.See: how she got the drop on us at Iori's place.
>Hey, wake up. Wake up. Wake up.>Oh good morning, Murderface, Is It breakfast time?>No. It's drinking timeSLURPGULPSLURPGULP
>>19988824>>19988826Well how about we at least wake her up and ask her how the meeting with QB went before untying her?
>>19988824"She's powerless! What could go wrong?"Thing go go when you allow them to. Strap her in tighter.
>>19988836Anti-magic room.We are in one.
>>19988843Don't. Give. A. Fuck.She stays tied down.
>>19988843We THINK we're in one.
We need to at least unbuckle her drinking arm. Otherwise she won't be able to properly drink with us.
>>19988810ABORT
>>19988854We can dunk her soulgem. All she has to do is talk
>>19988851See:>>19988752>You step into Midori's Silent Room, and it's then that you feel the chill of the Anti-Magic Barrier set in.Unless she has somehow turned off the magic barrier, while tied down inside the room that bars magic, we're in an anti-magic room.
>>19988850>>19988842>>19988836>What part of we have her soul gem do you not understand?
>>19988862It's not the same, she won't be able to feel the fire in her throat. It's also just plain rude. I thought we tried to be professional.
>Proper Magical Girls ... would never walk out on their boss with the express aim to get themselves drunk in the company of a girl they themselves dismembered.Wait wait wait. Does this mean we left without letting Iori know we're okay?For shame, Murderface. For shame.>>19988851No, we know we're in one. That is the very purpose of the Silent Room. See the line>You step into Midori's Silent Room, and it's then that you feel the chill of the Anti-Magic Barrier set in
>>19988843>>19988867Dude, please. Reactionpics are cool but you're seriously overdosing on them.
Dunk her soul gem in booze. Then schlick her with booze as lube. Sweettalk her, maybe convince the fuck out of her.
>>19988867You're assuming she was ever placed in the real anti-magic room in the first place.
>>19988882Okay, you gotta be trollin'.
>>19988878it's called an avatarfag, he's going to shit up the rest of the thread with his waifu.And try to kill us every-time he can.
>>19988843> taking unnecessary risksYou must be the one that cheered when the dumbass pets the alien penis in Prometheus.
>>19988882We are in one.
>>19988896Not for the last few threads, no. But now he is.Please stop.
>>19988752[X] Wake her upTake her out of the restraints, dunk her soul gem in alcohol, then wake her up. We'll have a nice time together, which will convince her to join us more.
>>19988898You, sir, I like.
>>19988877I think it might. We should rectify that.>>19988882Yes, I am. Why would she not have been?Unless Kyuubey was deliberately lying to, and thereby endangering, us, when he has said himself we're one of his better agents, there is no way, without this entire thing being one massive illusion, for her to not be in the real room.>>19988896See, that just isn't right. Why would I do that?The killing us bit, I mean.>>19988878>>19988914;_;>>19988898Actually, I haven't seen Prometheus.Also, this is hardly a risk. Without some extremely convoluted storytelling, we're safe in here with Midori free. Unless some outside influence changes things.
>>19988896I know, I don't mind using your waifu as a reaction face, I just hope that he's decent enough fellow to limit Its uses to the obvious "holyshitting" or annoyance.
>>19988902It has the added bonus of not being interrupted by pink haired girls with sunless eyes
>>19988918Okay, okay, you're a cool guy.Make yourself a name and I'll be cool with that
>>19988752[x] Wake her up, take her out of the fucking restraints. If she can kill or incapacitate us while drunk, without magic or legs, while we have easy ways to kill her and hold HER FUCKING SOUL GEM, we deserved to die.
>>19988752>[]Do something perverted to the unconscious, legless girl on the gurneyDoing perverted things to cute girls is only half the fun if they are not aware of that and can't provide any feedback. Therefore...>[x]Wake her up.
>>19988925That's a point, we must check our eyes in here, to see if they go from almost normal back to normal.
>>19988918>outside influence changes things.I wonder if someone has a hardon for our pain and suffering.Oh wait!
>>19988752Pour drinks.Wake up.
>>19988918Ha ha, misquotes.Should be >>19988910 instead of >>19988914, do forgive me.>>19988921Very well, I shall try.>>19988928I would rather not.>>19988933I rather doubt some leather straps would stop Pinky anyway.
>>19988752 >>19988774 >>19988781You briefly think about taking advantage of the situation. This is the Silent Room after all, isn't it? Nothing that happens inside is ever seen - or heard - outside. It's not like anyone would mind, either - as far as anyone else is concerned, Midori is baggage, something to get rid of. They're actually surprised you haven't taken care of her, yet. So what's a few moments of indulging yourself? She probably won't mind.You look down at Midori's helpless form, before chuckling and unfolding the metal chair leaning beside the gurney - slightly amused, and at the same time, slightly disturbed at yourself.You set the bag of alcohol beside you just as you sit down on the chair. Taking out the two bottles of Kong Whiskey that you'd bought, on tab, from Charles, as well as the fancy green shit he gave you as a freebie. The bottles you place on the floor beside you, along with the two glasses you've also borrowed. Flexing your right hand, you force your Soul Gem to manifest in its jewel form. It does so with a hesitant snap of electricity, and it's then that you tap Midori's crimson one against it.Immediately, the girl on the gurney gasps as she is returned - harshly - back into her body. Breathing deep into lungs that had been empty moments before. The painful sting of life coursing through her, inert organs working once more, a heart ticking again.[1/2]
We have her FUCKING soul gem in our FUCKING hand and she can't do her FUCKING magic without her FUCKING soul gem and because we have her FUCKING soul gem we can kill her at any FUCKING time we please.>Do you understand?
>>19988918I don't know about you, but when I quest, I always assume the worst will happen. Example:> walk into dark basement> expect cyberdemon> no cyberdemon appear = pleasantly surprised> cyberdemon appear = oh look, I remembered to bring the rocket launcher
>>19988947[2/2]You've experienced that far too many times, you remember. It's not a nice experience. Not to mention the disorientation, that destabilizing sensation of displacement, of being alive when you're supposed to be dead."W-where...where am I? Murder...Murderface? Is that you?"You bid her good morning as you place your Soul Gems, in a glass each, and start pouring. Whisky for you, and that weird green shit for her."What...what are you wearing?" Midori's voice is dry and strained, but you could hear the smile in her words. "Is that...a maid costume?"How do you respond?
>>19988947>What happens in Silent Room, stays in the Silent Room.You, Iike you, you can come over to my place and... oh man, at the moments like these, I wish I had a sister.
>>19988958"Yep. Bodyguard job. Didn't go as planned. Had to kill a demon. Big bastard. He deserved it, though. Fuckin' hypnotist."
>>19988958"Yes."
>>19988958"It was, once.Now it's a butcher's apron."
>>19988958"Tough assignment, I was never really good at the whole "polite" thing." <Indicate the blood>
>>19988955This situation is rather more complex than expecting a cyberdemon in the basement.>>19988968"...No offense."
>>19988958"... No comment."Start the drinking and creepy staring.
>>19988958Well, yes it is. Am I cute now?
>>19988971Say this in the most irritated way possible.
>>19988972>>19988972
>>19988958>"So what if it is, you gonna laugh at me now?"
>>19988984>"...No offense."Hah, yes, a fine addition.
>>19988992This one. Maybe add a "Master." to the end.
>>19988958I have had an extremely long and shitty day, so yes it is a blood and gore encrusted maid uniform. Honestly the reason I'm here is because I don't know who else I could fucking go to when I'm like this.
>>19988958I think I have the best idea I've had all day:Say, "Kawaii desu ne?" Wait for reaction face.
>>19988958>>19988968>>19988976These, then segue into "... Look, it'd be a little awkward to talk to you like this. If you don't screw around and be good, I won't set fire to the liquid your soul gem is dunked in. Alright?"
>>19988958>"What...what are you wearing?" Midori's voice is dry and strained, but you could hear the smile in her words. "Is that...a maid costume?">How do you respond?"Fansevice."
>>19988958"Y-yes. But, enough of my odd sense in fashion. Drink this shit. It's past noon and I'm not nearly as intoxicated as I want to be."
>>19988958I WAS DEALING WITH SOME TRASH
>>19989017>namefagging with the name of the protagonistStop
>>19989017>MurderfaceOver the fucking line
>>19988947>complete mission>recieve loads of money>even some bonus>still buys booze on tabStay classy, Murderface.
"It's most of one. Have fun guessing which bit I left out."Then slowly cross your legs in the chair.
>>19988958Shhh, now is drinking time and drinking time is quiet timePush the glass into her hand
>>19989036>>19989023
>>19988947"undercover assignment, got a little messy.""you like this sort of thing?"looks like she hasn't noticed the blood yet?
>>19989048>Katawa ShoujoYou aren't helping yourself
>>19989048100 posts of shit already.Poor Deculture
>>19989009do it
>>19989048>>19989057Don't worry, I'll help anon.
Oh, by the way, I did a little editing on the backgrounds posted before.I thought the yellow eyes worked, for some reason.
>>19989065There is no need. Please stop, we are trying to enjoy a top quality quest thread.
>>19989053>"you like this sort of thing?"Now guess who's gonna be made the lucky volunteer the next time Iori feels like doing some cosplay?
>>19989067Nope, they suck.
I'm sorry about what happened to your thread, Deculture.
>>19989067>somebody worked on my inverted version I should make the text look better...
>>19989067I disagreeTo me they look like googly eyes which sort of ruins the effect because it makes me laughNice work though
Polite sage for offtopic buttmad.>>19989065Thanks Shicchan.
>>19989074I agree. Where did we go wrong?
>>19989086you're welcome sage/anon
>>19989078You should put the text on the top right instead of bottom right so that my start-bar doesn't cover half of it.>>19989067It's not terrible if you know what to look for in the form, but otherwise it kinda makes her look like a crab with a pair of glowing eyes and no neck. Not a bad attempt, but it needs a little more definition to pull off that kind of imagery. Less is more with a 2-shade picture like that.
>>19989090We didn't ignore the avatarfaggotry enough. Or overall faggotry for that matter.Lets start by doing that now.
The twitter say keep the thread alive for 15 min.
>>19989098what he said about the words.
>>19989107QUICK EVERYONE SAGE IT INTO THE GROUND
>>19989086>>19989074>>19989069>>19989065>>19989059>>19989057>>19989048>>19989036>>19989017>>19989097>>19989090This is what CS meant with "drama" in that tweet.Anyway, let's get on without the faggotry. You dont like what someone says or does, just ignore them.
>>19989112>Neckbeardback - Sage It To The Ground.mp3Just joking.
>>19989113Anon who posted as Murderface. I honestly didn't start out trying to cause drama, and I apologize to Deculture - but fuck, people get mad for the dumbest reasons.
>>19989122>Neckbeardback - Sage It To The Ground.mp3more like...>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBeAjISBb2U>>19989122
>>19989112As moot once said "Sage does nothing to the condition of a thread, I don't understand why people still thinks it makes a difference."
>>19989113what the fuck is a tweet, and why do I care?
>>19989112This is a joke, right? Because it is quite funny.
Could we, uh, maybe get some on-topic discussion going in the 15 minutes?What are we going to talk about with Midori?What do we do after?May as well decide now.
>>19989138A "tweet" is a post on twitter. You don't have to care.
>>19989138Welcome to the internet.Have you recieved your first internet badge already?
>>19989138https://twitter.com/magicalgirlnoirCan we please try to keep discussion at least related to the quest?
>>19989098but my start bar is on the right side!I though the shitty white outline around the text was teh worst part.>>19989110>>19989067
>>19989138Knowing that, why do you provoke them?>>19989125I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to Deculture.
>>19989146Good quest what should we talk about.
>>19989146>What are we going to talk about with Midori?Doesn't really matter, we're not gonna remember it next morning. And she won't dare to remind us.>What do we do after?Shower and new clothes, something comfortable.
>>19989170How did her negotiations with the furry little shit go?
>>19989137Because idiots actually think it does something.Most of the time I post with noko+sage going and it does nothing, I just drop it for threads I like or slow ones
>>19989166because you brought up twitter bullshit>>19989146I wanted to just creep her out with drinking and staring.Afterwards we'll be getting our stomach pumped.
>>19989171We are here to drink away the black eyes, aren't we? We might as well talk to her about the whole mission, she's not going anywhere, and Murderface probably needs someone to talk to that she can kill off later if she regrets it.>>19989176Has QB even talked to her yet? I thought she needed the soul gem to even wake up.
>>19989146It's been implied that Kyubey is interested in her abilities, and that she has no particular loyalty towards her own Incubator. We should test her character and see if we can turn her to our side. She would definitely be a useful friend to have.On the other hand, she got an idol raped and killed and nearly did the same to our principal, simply because she's been paid to do so. We should teach her that this kind of things is not acceptable if we're going to work together.
>>19989176I guess furball had his paws full of dealing with moon-sized Grief Seed, Golden Weapons and the Frogeater Incubator....
>>19989181Magical girl liches don't need stomach pumpingsThey just vomit in the ditch and walk it offWalking off the effects of our soul gem soaking in booze for the next few hours will be harder
>>19989185... We're not here to do employee trainingWe're here to get shitface drunk and pass out
>>19989185Did she say she was involved with the Yayoi incident? I don't recall that.
>>19989166>>19989181It seems I mixed up my postlinks, you're replying to the wrong message.>>19989182Apparently Mami brought it a few times. Daily, actually.
Ask her is she's gonna get her legs back when she turns over to us. I can't stand watching her like that.
>>19989185>Implying that it is her faultHer incubator was trying to make her by giving her missions like that.
>>19989177Or sometimes its the fact that they know it does nothing but make it seem that way to make others mad.At least thats what my paranoia is telling me.
>>19989198I'm gonna have to step in and stop you there.
>>19989185>On the other hand, she got an idol raped and killed ...IIRC, the first Otaku attack didn't have Magical Girl support. They recruited her for the 2nd because security increased after the 1st video went all over the internet.Also Midori/Emi really cares about her parents - as long as QB can keep his eye on them, she won't make any trouble.
>>19989207Hey, now the shoe's on the other foot, though!
>>19989166Because hopefully it will teach them not to get mad for so little a reason as a faux pa in thread etiquette
>>19989081Better?
>>19989211Give up.
>>19989198We don't need to ask her, we know Kyubey would heal her. How else could she get any work done?>>19989204Fair enough, but she didn't feel sorry in the slightest.>>19989208Oh. My mistake then. And yeah, we sould definitely play the 'parents' card.
>>19989216pfthaha
>>19989216http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d4RtvMQp10
Welp, I think I must cave to the sleep daemons. Good luck with it, gents.
>>19989218I will never give up my holy quest of making /tg/ a better place.
>>19989240
>>19989208Yeah the first one didn't have any mention of magical girl and she was just assigned the job, she didn't get the choice of jobs and she wasn't in the position to refuse jobs.>>19989226She did show professional courtesy to us during that mission and she had reason to not show any remorse really.To her Iori was some rich, pretty, spoilt idol who had everything while she had to do sleazy jobs to help support her family.Same as when we first met Iori we actually didn't like her for much the same reason
>>19989240And yet there you are, posting pointless things>>19989242Oh goddamnitCan't we all delete our posts up to the first Katawa Shojo pic?
>>19989242
>I'm back! Did the thread die? D: Oh Deculture, you are a funny one.Do you guys think this is appropriate for this quest?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbhAaDdQFY0&feature=related
I hear an incoming Deculture, here to save the thread.
>>19989247>>19989248Time to PIERCE THE HEAVENS.
Would things be different now had we met another idol? Say, Miki or the twins?
Well shit, Deculture's back. Lets get back to the show.
>>19989247>raging at KSHave you even read/played it?Also, it seems like Deculture is coming back, put your cool faces on guys.
>>19989263I don't think he was raging at KS specifically, more at how it was yet more off-topic bullshit.Also, yes I have. I was underwhelmed.
>>19989240>>19989242>>19989248>>19989258Just stop it please. Don't do it for me, do it for Deculture.
>>19989263Bitch, he's posting pics with no value to the thread at all.KS itself is the least of my problem
>>19989245That's the reason I want to turn her to our side. Just we have people to believe we could be better than we are, we could do the same to her. It would do us both a world of good, I think. Plus, she can take a magical girl out of commission without even attacking and is a natural born intelligence operative, we need that kind of help. I just can't shake the feeling she'll end up saving our ass someday.
>>19989260>MikiMurderface wouldn't mind her since she mostly sleeps and eats Onigiri>twinsMurderface would have gone insane, Kyoko would like hanging out playing games with them
>>19989265Well, that sucks to hear.>>19989266As you can see, I have stopped. I would discuss the quest - but I know nothing about it.>>19989268>ad hominem>being madAlso, how many images in a quest thread will actually ADD to the quest that aren't by the OP? Really?
>>19989253>PSGnope, the only good themes comming from that are transforms & D City Rock - neither of them is fitting for MGNoir (or even the original Madoka)If anyhting from the other show, maybe we could go with this one...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSsR_TDQ4OQ
>>19989286Man, if she'd had to babysit the twins instead of Iori, Chiaki would've killed them in the first few days unless they were shellshocked into being docile.
>>19989288>but I know nothing about it.why stay in this thread then? leave or go read the archive
>>19989288Even avatarfag pics had more value since he was posting on-topic.>>19989242>>19989248>>19989258Look at those again and say that there's nothing wrong in them
>>19989263>Also, it seems like Deculture is coming back, put your cool faces on guys.I have my cool face on this whole thread.
>>19989286I can see the twins touching something they shouldn't have touched from Chiaki's apartment and blowing all three to kingdom come.But at least it wasn't Azusa. We'd shit a brick castle every time we go back to our apartment to find it empty, and her wandering the streets having no idea how to get back.
>>19989305The shoop quality is kinda meh, but otherwise, they give me a good laugh.>>19989304But I can read the archive after this thread.
>>19989270Yeah I was one of the people who came up with the flipping her for information/ace in the hole idea back when we interrogated her
>>19989319No. You will only ask stupid questions. Read it now.
>>19989314Azusa would be entertaining.Going Ara ara~ while toying with grenades, unknowingly getting into pancakes contest with Mami, treating Chiaki all motherly whenever we're back.>Goddamnit, Mom, I just want to drink, I'm old enough for that
>>19989319and make choices without know anything about the events leading to the current state of the setting and charactersfuck you. you won't even read it either, you're just here to shitpost.
>>19989319It won't take you too long if you just stick to Deculture's posts, and it'll make this thread more enjoyable, without people getting mad at you for asking questions.So please, go read the archives first.
>>19988968 >>19988984 >>19989007"None...none taken." Midori manages to say, coughing for a few moments, before heaving a sigh. "I know what I did, and...and I think I'm in the situation where apologies aren't going to help anymore." She struggles slightly, feebly, in her restraints. "One thing's for sure, though - I never thought I'd get used to not having legs. It's crazy." She turns to look at you and smiles. "And yeah, I got that. Escort missions rarely go smoothly. After all, if it was going to be all peaches and cream, why'd you get hired in the first place?" Midori giggles slightly. "The blood's a bit much, but it sorta fits. Murderface Murdermaid, for all your murdering needs!"You nod as you take your own glass, full of amber liquid, your own purple soul gem clinking gently against the glass as you swirl the contents. That's pretty funny, you say. You'll consider it as a fallback in case you become a free agent.It's then that Midori smacks her lips, blinking."W-wait. I can taste...something. In my mouth. Vodka? Is that vodka? And...and melon? Are you dunking my soul gem in melon liqueur, Murderface...?"Clever girl. You say yes as you take a sip from your own glass, draining half of its contents.Midori's eyes widen at this, and gasp as you pick up her glass and give it a small shake."I-it's...it's warm. I..." She blinks at you, her cheeks reddening, an uncertain smile on her face. "Murderface, are you trying to get me drunk...?"How do you respond?
>>19989314Like 99% of the apartment you mean?>>19989303I don't think that would have happened, even if they were shell shocked they would probably retreat even further into being hyperactive in order to not deal with the issues it raisedI can just imagine Misaka and the twins though. It would be equal parts awesome and terrifying
>>19989339>Goddamnit, Mom, I just want to drink, I'm old enough for that.Actually, you are not. It's just that the usual rules don't apply on Magical Girls.On the other hand, we don't really know how long we have been stuck in the barrier before Mami found us...
>>19989355I'm getting shitfaced and I don't feel like doing it alone
>>19989355Yes.Be grateful
>>19989355"No. I'm trying to get us BOTH drunk."
>>19989331Point me the way, please?>>19989340>assumptionsAlso, you, in calling me a shitposter, have shitposted.>>19989355"Drinking is a social sport."
>>19989340>>19989331Dont be assholes>>19989319Hang around and participate. Pay no mind to the /a/sspained ones telling you to leave their super secret club
>>19989364>>19989361perfect."We could play more 'Make a cripple'."
>>19989355>>"Murderface, are you trying to get me drunk...?""Yes, got a problem with that?"
>>19989371I'm not sure what you're trying to say with that, but I know I don't like it.
>>19989370It's not a super secret club, there's a public goddamned archive. Use it before you come in and pick shit at random because you know jack shit about what's going on
>>19989355"And if I am?"
>>19989355"I have some... *Sigh* things I want to get through. Alcohol helps, and I thought you'd be awkward if only I got drunk. Also, I might be able to get away with licking your soul gem easier if you're smashed."
>>19989355Well I noticed it happened when I interrogated you, then I tried it, now I want to see whether it gets us drunk at the same rate
>>19989371hahathe game needs a better name though
>>19989366This, basically.
>>19989355>How do you respond?Deadpan: "Of course not. How did it even cross your mind?"Giggle."Sorry, I really need to wash out some bad memories and it sucks to drink alone."Take a sip."Problem with that?"
>Murderface Murdermaid, for all your murdering needs!I like her.
>>19989355"Alcohol is a key lubricant in any social situation"Will hopefully concrete the fact we're here to chat with her, not interrogate or kill her. Although she's probably already aware of this, and will soon be too out of it to care.What is the status of her being transfered to our own forces? It would be nice to have this chat with her while she's not strapped down.
>>19989405abortabort
>>19989361This one."Technically we're allowed to do whatever we like to you in here.">murdering dsputeMy sides.
>>19989370Piss off, asshole. It's /tg/ standard to get yourself up to speed.
>>19989397>giggleYou would not believe how out of character that is.
One of my old unposted doodles is suddenly relevant again
>>19989405>"Alcohol is a key lubricant in any social situation"It actually works even in good deal of asocial situations...
>>19989355I don't want to drink alone. I'm not sure I can drink alone right now.When you drink alone it just dulls everything but it still hurts, you focus on the dull pain and what brought it about. It isn't much better than being sober.
>>19989420they don't carewe'll be singing lullabies and doing community service soon
>>19989384And you are acting like it will make a big difference if he has read everything or not.You are also acting like it is a fucking club because you are saying people can't participate without reading the entirity of the threads when really anyone with half a brain can pick up the basic idea and run with it pretty easily.
>>19989415God you must be summer.It's also /tg/ standard to stray from ad hominem.It's also /tg/ standard to have polite conversation and debate.It's also /tg/ standard to not get trolled so hard.Please don't talk about /tg/'s standards until you've actually practiced them.Not even the anon you replied to.
>>19989432Judging from the last thread, Deculture prefers in-character suggestions, so It's still cool
>>19989437GO AND READ THE FUCKING ARCHIVE YOU GODDAMN WORTHLESS SHITSTAIN
>>19989441Not the guy you're replying to but I thought that you are the summer>>19989443Guys, just stop arguing.All this shit is ridiculous. Let's just wait for Deculture, okay? Please?
>>19989420>giggle>out of characterUm, English is not my native, so it might not have been the best choice of word. Maybe "grin"?
>>19989401 MurderfaceNot Tokido http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzDxLUcji3YnorCapcom Fighting Evolution - Midnight Bliss (Shin Akuma) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6S3kl_oDhI
>>19989355"i need to wind down and being slightly intoxicated makes for a much more relaxed atmosphere, more enjoyable than a violent interrogation wouldn't you say?"
>>19989437I'm saying if you don't try and read then you're a fucking shit poster.Deculture takes ~30 minutes between actions, you could have at least five old threads if you wanted to actually know what was happening. You're just here to shitpost.
>>19989443Turn your cool-control off, anon.I think you missed the context in his sentence where he was referring to me in the third person. Thus, he is not I. And I will plumb the depths of the archive later.>>19989450This guy has the right idea. Let's wait for Deculture.
>>19989443Ok you massive faggot I am not the guy who was asking I have actually been here since the first thread and you are obviously a useless cunt who came in halfway and thinks they are king dick of tg.Here's a hint, you aren't. You are a massive waste of space raging at someone calling you out for being a dick, you probably are the type of person who cannot even speak to someone when you aren't behind a computer screen let alone abuse them because your combination of terrible social skills, superiority complex and smelling like the pile of shit you are means you try to act big and get things your way on the Internet to make you feel better.Your opinion is no more important than anyone else's in here and your actions are making them less important
>>19989452grinning would be goodgiggles makes people think of airheaded girls
>>19989452Still completely out of character.Even the dreaded 'smirk' would be pushing it.
>>19989452I think chuckle is the word you were looking for mate. Not a big deal though
>>19989465>he's right that you should read at least a few of the threads that preceded this one. there's plenty of time between post to read a few threads>WAHHHHHHH YOUR A FATLUS
>>19989484Look at >>19989463>>19989465The first post which has a picture is the guy who asked the questionThe second post which insulted the worthless piece of shit is me who has been here since the beginning.You are obviously the same person or as stupid as him so the insult goes for you tooI am not saying he shouldn't read the archive later but it is not required reading to come in and make a suggestion
>>19989441Maybe use the "rules" yourself? Invoking summer just shows that you yourself don't fit.>>19989465Speaking from experience? Cool down.
>>19989355"Figured I'd do you a favor, you might join us, after all and I can't imagine you have a lot of fun in here. Besides, I didn't feel like getting wasted on my own today. Yeah, that's mostly it. *sigh*"
>>19989496It's been ~25 minutes since Deculture posted. The guy has been here for ~90 minutes.He could have read the preceding 5-10 threads if he wanted to, but he hasn't.He just wants to shitpost.
>>19989508No, speaking from utter hatred of fucks who act like they own things and that their threads shall be inviolate of people who might not have obsessed over every post made in relation to themThat sort of behaviour is what makes /a/ the utter shithole that it is and it isn't the behaviour that we keep to here
>>19989529You haven't been here for a long time, eh? We took the practice of knowing your sources as our own.
>>19989525No one has actually posted the archive link and believe it or not suptg is a rather foreign thing to people who don't frequent quest threads or archive threadsSpeaking of which suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20QuestFor anyone who needs it
>>19989547That's because we like to think that people are intelligent or at least ask for help, if they need it.
>>19989547I'm pretty sure a man who has enough images to avatarfag knows his way around the board.He also never asked for it. If he didn't know where it was, that means he never intended to read them anyway.Shitposter.
>>19989517Needs thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clq01TXQR0s
>>19989541Actually I have been here for a long timeI have been here since before ruby quest and I have only recently seen an influx of fucks who act like thatThere is a reason why we have a reputation as one of the better boards on this ocean of piss that is 4chan and that's because we generally don't act like assholes to people for not being as up to speed on everything and generally we help them to get up to speed instead of just screaming and flinging shit like a retarded monkey
>>19989525Or I may just want to participate in the thread.And not have to drop everything else I'm doing to read thread archives.>>19989547Thank you.>>19989554I did ask for an archive link.>>19989559>avatarfagUh, I posted Misha (once), Kamina, a guy from Topgear, and K-ON. How is that avatar fagging?
>>19989566You are not making a good case for yourself there, asshole.
Deculture, we still like you.We just hate each other.
>>19989559Uh, if you're referring to me (me here being the Kirino avatarfag) I've been here since the beginning of the Quest.You're thinking of someone else, right?
This shitstorm could have been avoided, guys.All you had to do, was to ignore each other but noooooo, "I need to show him how wrong he is".Goddamnit, guys, I thought that you're better than this
>>19989578You came to the wrong board. Nerds love to argue.
>>19989572Really? And why is that? Because I am proving you wrong without resorting to caps lock and name calling? Because unlike the two chucklefucks earlier on I am not being an outright cunt to someone who has shown an interest in joining and no one helped?Because all I am seeing is you being a prick along with the other guy
>>19989578Yeah if I was DC I'd be like, fuck these guys, they don't want a quest they just want to bitch at eachother.
>>19989570> Not knowing where the archive is...http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20Quest
>>19989588Ah. You are a That Guy. A prick that doesn't even realise he is one. Good to know. Please namefag so I can filter you.
>>19989361 >>19989366 >>19989387 >>19989364Midori's face reddens even further at this. "W-well, the...the not getting drunk alone, I understand. I'm actually flattered, to tell you the truth. Maybe even the bit about you wanting to...to lick my soul gem, whatever that's going to do." You hear her words tremble slightly as if in anticipation. "B-but what did you see that's so bad that you need two bottles of whiskey to wash it out?" She looks at you, seemingly concerned. "Do...do you really hate being a Magical Girl that much, Murderface?"You don't look at her as you slouch back in your seat, stretching your legs out in front of you. It's a pertinent question, of course, one that needs answering.You're just not sure if you're ready to say the answer out loud."Is...is it about the girl in the pink dress? The one with the black eyes?" Midori ventures. "I saw her, you know. Back at the penthouse. I had you dead to rights. I was proud of how I managed to make it indistinguishable from reality. Even if you found out, you wouldn't have woken up long after we were gone." It's then that she shakes her head. "But she suddenly popped in, out of nowhere...a-and told me that I had to let you go. Or she would eat my soul."She swallows at the memory. "I...I thought she was just bluffing, but...she just touched me on the forehead, and she broke my illusion. Just like that. No one has ever done that." Midori shakes her head. "Who is she, Murderface? Why are you so important to her?"[1/2]
>>19989594Frankly I wouldn't blame him if he diceided to just stop for today. What is even the fucking problem with all of you?
>>19989598No. Until you actually give me a solid reason why I am being a prick I will refuse to.All I have done is tried to keep the people here from being assholes and apparently it makes me the asshole? Assholeception?
>>19989578The rage hasn't reached this level since a few threads before.
>>19989570I doubt Deculture posts more then ~2-4k words every thread. that's literally five minutes of reading if you ctrl+f his name. 10 minutes and you know why and how we became the bloody mess we are tonight.I thought you were the incest fag though, at least you're not that bad!
>>19989599So, Pinky psychically shooting Chiaki's brains out to break the illusion was completely unnecessary and she just did it for shits and giggles. Lovely.
>>19989618Are you really surprised?
>>19989618She didn't shoot us. She gave us and made it so we had to shhot ourselves. That's much more her style.
>>19989618It was probably how she gave us the gun or something.I could see her doing it just to troll us though.
>>19989618Well this is Pinky we're talking about here. Being a sadistic evil bitchqueen is kind of her shtick.
>>19989610That for one, makes you one. Your refusal to cooperate even in the slightest. You have nothing to lose, but everything to gain. After all we can stop arguing when we can't communicate with each other anymore.
>>19989599WeAnswerNothingjust drink
>>19989610You're a prick because you keep suggesting that people don't need to read the archives.They do.What would happen if you joined a game of D&D a half-dozen sessions in, and were ask to respond to a guy holding a knife to some other guy's throat, without even reading your character sheet?
>>19989599"I don't hate it. I just...this is how I make it work. I go to work, booze up, sleep, sober up, go to work. I'm good at what I do, well payed for it, probably one of the best in my field.""It's not being a magical girl I hate. It's being okay with it that I hate." "Pinky's off-limits for now. Not that drunk yet."
>>19989632No that's easy, I will just stop replying to you.Changing something to suit one person who disagrees with my point of view doesn't make me a that guy, it makes you one if anything
>>19989621No, not particularly.>>19989622 Pinky shot Chiaki in the head to break Midori's illusion. Chiaki tried to bruteforce it first, but that didn't work. And we couldn't move to metaphysically shoot ourselves in the head, so Pinky did it. "This isn't ironic or foreshadowing in the slightest, but I'm still going to enjoy this!" Or something along those lines, she said.And now, listening to Deculture's official Pinky Theme.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsmAF9cVPm4
>>19989599"Neither of us are drunk enough to talk about that yet."
>>19989639thisthis girl isn't Mami, she not going to makes us pancake and kept us saneit's not Misaka, who's saved us twiceIt the the loli, who's a loliit the bitch that almost got the loli raped. the only reason we're here is so someone can yell if we pass out in our vomit and start downing.
>>19989647So you are an inconsiderate dick, too? Wow. Does your faggotry know no bounds?
>>19989599Say nothing. She doesn't deserve to hear that.
>>19989640I never actually suggested they didn't need to read them at all but they don't need to read them start to finish before posting.And quest threads are far different than a d&d game because it is many people controlling one character, in the case you said then it is unacceptable to join a game without knowing what is happening, in a quest it is quite common for people to drop in and out just quite often they don't mention it and no one noticedAnyway I am not responding to any more of this and derailing this any longer.Sorry for this Deculture
>300 posts>nothing but ragea sad day for Magical Girl Noir Quest
>>19989599>Maybe even the bit about you wanting to...to lick my soul gem, whatever that's going to do.We didn't really do that, right? Or did we?
>>19989599"Very astute questions, Callidus." A familiar voice cuts into your conversation, and you turn slightly to glance at the white furry form of Kyuubey, the door to the Silent Room closing shut behind it. "Questions that I doubt Matsuda here would be able to answer, although she's more than welcome to try."You frown at the mutant cat before refilling your drink. "Minase Iori called a total of thirty-one times, Matsuda." Kyuubey says after a moment. "She was asking if you were alright. She was in tears in all twenty-nine previous calls, and hysterical for the last two. I tried to respond, but she hung up every time. I thought you should be the one to tell her."She's with the others, anyway. She'll be alright without you for a while.Right now, you just want to try and get yourself together. Try and make yourself feel like yourself, again.You drain your glass, refill it, drain it again, and then refill it a bit more than before."That's fine. Take as long as you want to recuperate." Kyuubey nods as he watches you give your liver another undeserved beating. "We'll skip your debriefing for now, I think I can reasonably infer just what happened."Then why the hell is he harshing on your buzz, then?"Because we may have discovered how to combat the effects of the Golden Weapons." The Incubator replies. "A mere possibility, of course - but with the readings you've supplied me, it gives it a 50% chance of working."[2/3]
>>19989696Got real close, but Chiaki stopped herself in time.
>>19989696Not yet, we were tempted to when we were interrogating her which lead to an amusing chain of thought.
>>19989686>a normal day for Magical Girl Noir Quest
>>19989696Not yet.
>>19989710>a normal day for quests in general
>>1998970050/50 Pinky gets her clutches further in on us?I don't like those odds...
>>19989700We should call Iori. Just the brief "I'm alive, and I'm coming home late." will do, but can't disregard her entirely at this moment.(QB supports the idea of ignoring here because MGs are best made from those suffering).
>mfw this thread>>19989696Hey, it was practically infused with whisky, and Chiaki was painfully sober.Anyway, glad that QB's finally done something semi-useful. Oh wait, there's only a 50% chance it works, and the other 50 probably turns us into a more feminine Kilgore-daemon.Oh QB, you card.
>>19989700Send a text-message to Iori telling her we're okay. No sense in her flipping out and possibly pissing others (Mami) off at us for worrying her. Really. It'll take all of 15 seconds and it's not like we're going to get fired for texting during an informal meeting. Also.>Pinky sends souped up servant with weapon like our's at us, knowing where we'll be and what we're supposed to be guarding.>Still gives us power through the weapon.>Pinky is grooming us as her new agent here.
>>19989700... Vacation Safari Party, four weeks. All the grief seeds. All of them.More of those golden necklaces and grab his damned tail.
>>19989735I agree with this guy. She's clearly distressed.
>>19989738Seconded, although we haven't been promted yet.
>>19989700NO. We don't go without at least saying we're okay to her. We call her, even if it's brief. Something along these lines:"Iori. I'm alive, don't worry. Please listen. I need to face myself for a bit, so please give me tonight to get over myself. I don't want you to see me like this... So let me get rid of it. I'm sure the other's will be better company than I."
>>19989704>>19989705Personally, I'm fine wight getting a bit physical, but licking soul gem is a bit too... far there for my taste.On the other hand, we might pass the idea to Kyoko and Sayaka.
>>19989738Nah. She'll have to learn that we aren't interested in her like that.And yes. Pinky is grooming us. You only realized that now?
>>19989735Yeah, call her and say we are busy cleaning up after the mission or something.She will worry if we say we are getting hammered with the magical girl that helped the otaku's try to rape her.
[x] Lick Fluffy Soul Gem
>>19989752thisis the most out of character thing I've seen yet.why do we go join a monastery soon for the evils we might do?
Once the multipart post is done. definitely use the choice moment to send Iori a text message. At least at "Wait for me at the apartment" or something before Chiaki's too sloshed to think straight.
>>19989752THIS. We going to make Iori crazy.At least, not in THIS way.
>>19989753I don't think it is any worse than getting a bit physical.It would be amusing if Iori started licking our soul gem though.
>>19989763Didn't we establish that Chiaki's fluffy tail was Soft bottoms?
>>19989767>>19989762>>19989752>>19989744>>19989742>>19989738Stop being out of character.
>>19989775All we need to do is tell her we're off drinking, and then hang up on her. Much easier.
>>19989775a text to get her out of QB's hair is ok.The sudden heartfelt outpouring ones are a bit much.
>>19989765>>19989775How is any of this out of character. Chiaki is struggling to become a somewhat better person little by little. Texting someone who's worried to tears over her is something she would do. I bet you're the guys who constantly go "hurr let's get shitfaced" too.
>>19989784Well, when you put it like that, probably doing nothing is better.If only so she can annoy Kyubey a bit more. We can explain later that we ignored her just to annoy Kyubey. It'd be hilarious.
>>19989789Shut the fuck up and learn, faggot.READ: >>19989784
>>19989789We've only ever gotten black eyes whilst sobre. As far as I'm concerned, the drunker the better.
>>19989774And booze soaked soul gems>>19989775Being a bitch to Iori wasn't part of our character after we finished the first jobSudden emotional outpourings are still out of character so we avoid that but stopping her from giving herself a heart attack by stress isn't.
this >>19989795 is a random guythis >>19989784 is meI'm not raging atm
>>19989796The first time pinky turned up we went black eyed yelled about fallen angels and made Kyoko think we were going crazyThat was while we were doing our best to kill ourself by alcoholThe times since then we have been sober because it has happened while we are on jobs and unable to get a drunk
>>19989803>And booze soaked soul gemsWe are NOT going to turn Iori into MG just for the sake of licking her newly formed soulgem.
>>19989795>Shut the fuck up and learn, faggot.Your excellent argumentation has conviced me, sir. Well spoken indeed.I'm saying we should suddenly be Mother Teresa, just that we're trying to slighty less callous and bitter, because that way lies Pinky.
>>19989700You finally look at Kyuubey. He has your attention now, and a quick glance at Midori tells you that she's listening too, although with a slightly confused expression on her face. Trying to understand.Kyuubey seems to have caught Midori's expression as well, and coughs slightly. "But you will have to visit our Research and Development branch in Siberia for that. Transportation will be provided, I have sent word for your arrival in a day's time. You can take it as a sabbatical if you want - I hear it's good hunting for bears, there."You'll...you'll keep that in mind."Well, that's all I wanted to tell you. No doubt you'd want to get on with your festivities." It's then that he turns to leave, but then moves toward the glass of green liquid with a crimson Soul Gem floating in it."Ah. While we're here. I found that I can easily brute-force the change of contract. It only takes a few moments." Kyuubey places a paw on the lip of the glass. "Of course, I can just as easily nullify the contract, here and now, and we'd have one less loose end to deal with.""...Wait." Midori blinks at this. "M-My...my what? Contract? Murderface, that's...that's my Soul Gem. What's he going to do with it?""Her parents will be well-provided for and I will expend the resources to protect them no matter your decision, but if you decide to have her be a member of this Officio, she will be your responsibility. I don't think I have to remind you just how much of a risk it is." Its paw touches the top of the Soul Gem. "If not, then consider this a special favor. It will be relatively painless."[]Take responsibility for Midori.[]Get her out of the picture.
>>19989815I hadn't thought of that..Yeah we definitely mustn't do that.
>>19989791>SiberiaVACATIONHUNTINGPARTYWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[]Get her out of the picture.
[X]Take responsibility for Midori.
>>19989821[X] Take responsibility for MidoriAND IORI, DECULTURE. LET US CALL IORI. OR AT LEAST TEXT HER TO MAKE SURE SHE DOESN'T KILL HERSELF OR SOMETHING
>>19989821We need more drinking buddies.[x]Take responsibility for Midori.Lets take her bear hunting with Misaka.
>>19989821Take responsibilityKilling her accomplishes nothing but saving her and her family? Emi owes us big time for that
>>19989821>[x]Take responsibility for Midori.We're going to change something.It's the first step.We're going to change.Hello, new sidekick
[X]Take responsibility for Midori.Also, Siberian vacation means agreeing to the 50/50 on the golden gun? Errr...
>>19989821>[]Get her out of the picture.She clearly is just another loose end.
>>19989821Take responsibility
>>19989821I'd take responsibility for her. Get her her legs back, look after her parents, get a neat little ally.Also, contract Iori.
>>19989821>[X]Take responsibility for Midori>[X]Hunt bears
[x]Take responsibility for Midori.We don't owe her and this a hilariously stupid idea, but I like her.Not to mention the help she could provide.
Siberia plan sounds cool as fuck.Cool as all fucks, I say
>>19989821Every good hitman has an assistant. We will take responsibility. >Tactical support w/ illusions>Iori babysitter>Drinking buddy>Soulgem-licking-buddy>Someone to scheme with. Maybe.
>>19989821[X]Take responsibility for Midori.Among our coterie of friends? and allies we don't have anyone with her skill set of infiltration and mindfuckery. We have proof that she is very good at what she does. Given the mind fucking nature of the threats we are up against having our own around may alleviate some of that.Tell her that she is our responsibility, she is to show complete loyalty or we will be forced to ventilate her.
>>Lets take her bear hunting with Misaka.You know, I just realized that Misaka might not be able to go. I mean, isn't she the weapon suppliers for practically the entire operation? I mean, Kyubey might be able to make do without Chiaki for a week or two, but if Misaka's out, who looks after the shop?
>>19989821[x] Take responsibility for Midori."Congratulations, you just got promoted to 'distraction'."
Being a drunkard is suffering. Ganbatte, Deculture.
>>19989821>[x]Take responsibility for Midori.When she has to die, I'm gonna kill her myself.
>>19989848>>19989850We will hunt with Misaka! the famed Mecha-bears of Russia will make fine trophies!
>>19989854Also, should everything go to hell, she would be the most loyal one, maybe besides Iori but that girl is useless
>>19989854That's if Iori can forgive herBut I like your reasoning.
>>19989821>[X]Take responsibility for Midori."... Do it"After that we should give Lo.... I mean Iori a call, before we are too shitfaced to care.
>>19989821[X]Take responsibility for Midori.And also, considering the golden DEagle. We do NOT want to fuck with it. 50% is 50% too little. As much as having a Siberian Bear Hunting party to go with our other parties is cool, we can do that another time. No shiny DEagle.
>Are you going to take responsibility?Suddenly, I am picturing a certain type scene quite commonly seen in hentai. Does that make me bad person?
>>19989859That face isn't wide enough.
Russian bear hunting party means accepting the Deagle deal? Hell no.
>>19989857No I am pretty sure she is our arms dealer specifically.Kyuubey uses other sources for his general purpose guns I think
>>19989859Awesome picture.Is that other drawfag doing the Pinky version of this, with the golden gun? It would be seriously appreciated."Chiaki! Stop using boring weapons like a rifle and use this instead! One single slip can take out any number of innocents!"
>>19989884By the sounds kyuubey has already organized it all for us so I don't think we can decline
>>19989821DRUNKEN BEAR HUNTING YESSSSS[X]Take responsibility for Midori.Illusions and shit will be useful if the power of Pinky is this great.At worst Chikai can kill her ourselves if she's disloyal.I don't think Chikai holds any kind of great connection with her anyway.
Guys I think we can go to Siberia, get R&D to fuck around while we go bear hunting, then come back with BEAR FOR DINNER AND ALSO COATS, only to find out they accidentally the whole branch.We'll actually be perfectly safe the entire time.
>>19989872>>19989884>save girl that will backstab us in the end>"Nope, can't try to counter pink's plans! gotta roll over and die."
>>19989888Forgot picture. Oh damnit, the one with Homura wielding the RPG. You know the one.
>>19989888That's me. I haven't even started work on that one, I'm still slowly plugging away at the remake of the "Man with the Golden Gun" poster. The whole poster was far too much for me to do, so I'm just doing Bond/Chiaki. Last time I posted progress on it, there was backlash against the glasses so I fixed those and then started on the gun. Never having drawn a gun before, it took a lot of time.That being said, the Pinky picture sounds simpler, so I could probably shift to that one instead? I dunno.
>>19989899What reason does she have to backstab us, exactly? We're giving her parents a good living, she's no longer contracted to the other guy, and she has no ill will towards us.
By the way, ask if we can take Iori along with us on the trip. A change of air will do her a world of good after all the bullshit that's been happening to her.
>>19989908No lolis. Defenity not her (alpha)lesbian loli friends.Just the hunters and pancakes if she wants to come.
>>19989859>Silently make fun of other artists for forgetting Chiaki's glasses.>Go to draw her and ALSO proceed to forget glasses.>OH FUCK ME AND A HALF
>>19989908Taking idol to cold north doesn't sound like the best idea to me. Let her stay with Garcia and Fabiola for a while. That is, if she still likes him after the recent spaghetty incident.
>>19989920I'm pretty sure we currently don't have the glasses as we lost them. Hadn't you said anything no one would have known.
>>19989920Well I'm fairly sure that they were punched off by that stage, so you can always claim that.
>>19989919Pancakes wouldn't want to go bear hunting though so bringing loli means they could do girly things while we hunt bears
I'm in favour of keeping Midori and all, but we really should wait until we're sober to tell Iori. We should send her a simple "Drinking, back later", then go check up on Kyouko of all people. She did snap us out of the murder haze, and then pull some crazy shit to buy us time. Plus she's one of the few people that Chiaki isn't being shipped with. At the moment.
>>19989926FUCK ME AND TWO THIRDS.
>>19989858>bear huntingIf she works real hard she might even make it up to 'bait'.>>19989870Eh, that's easy. Just explain that Midori didn't really have a choice in whether she took the job, while her Incubator certainly had a choice in the jobs he had to give her. If she's going to blame anyone, it should be him.If that's not good enough, she has a licence to punch Midori in the face whenever the mood strikes her.>>19989920Still not wide enough. Don't make me shop it.
>>19989929pancakes could stay home with the lolis and do girl things.there are alot more girl things to do when you're not in a frozen wasteland.
>>19989931Every quest is harem quest.
>>19989936See I very much doubt Iori would punch her, I see her more being afraid of her because of what happened
>>19989931This guy has a point. I definitely think we owe Kyouko a visit at the very least. She did get her back broken to buy us time after all. Downside to this is that Sayaka will definitely be there and she'll be pissed that we got her girlfriend's back snapped in half. Visiting Kyouko would definitely lead to violence and drama and sour Kyouko's mood (like last time Sayaka was a bitch).Chances that Kyouko would understand we were avoiding her to stay out of another fight with Sayaka?
>>19989925This. We want the maximum amount of time for her to imprint on him, if only for her sake. Chiaki being her usual distant self combined with Garcia being there, comforting and warm and not us might get her to change fixations.
>>19989946pretty sure Kyouko will want a visit at least. she pretty buddy buddy with us now.somehow.
>>19989948Perfect idea! Let's do it!Your answer was correct.
>>19989946Pretty sure Kyouko will be grateful for the visit, Sayaka will be doombitch like always, but she hasn't killed us despite us almost killing her so maybe she's slightly more sane in this universe?
>>19989931>>19989954>>19989946This. Don't forget to bring her sweets. It's the done thing for people in hospitals, right?
>>19989821Alright, what I want to do.Keep Midori. She was only doing her job because it kept her parents alive.DO NOT TOUCH SHINY DEAGLE. 50 percent is a horrible chance, and Deculture is trying to sweeten the deal with Bear Hunting Party.Tell Iori we're okay, text or audio, I don't care. Tell her we'll be there tomorrow at the most.Go visit Kyouko. We are bros now, so we'd better start acting like it.Stay here, where we can be with everyone. Mami given us ambrosia and is very nice to us, Iori is nice and good for us, Misaka is our little light of cute innocence, and Kyouko is our bud.
>>19989960so some honey whiskey?
>>19989954Mainly because she likes everyone she works with ( except Kirika ) and really we haven't been that big a bitch to her and even gave her some good advice in the first thread.Also she sees things sort of the same way we do so there's common ground,
>>19989946Yeah, I hadn't thought of that. You do have a point, but it seems inadvisable to run off to Siberia for who knows how long, when it might sour one of our only current positive relationships. Would a text "Thanks" be enough, seeing as it's a step up from normal?
>>19989965Or butterscotch schnapps
>>19989968I'm sure we won't be leaving right this minute. We'd have time for a visit.THE CAT OWES US ALL THE GRIEF SEEDS
>>19989963What this fellow said.
>>19989963This is good, I pick this.Honestly, why do people not want to keep Midori and leave Iori? Are people just trying to be unnecessarily dark and grim?
>>19989960Probably a sick room in the office until a Kyubey has time to spare to realign her back. Close enough to a hospital to count, I guess.
>>19989965>look up honey whiskey on Google>it's a thing that existsMy world has been enhanced.
>>19989983Like that? Try mead as well. It'll blow your mind cold or warm.
>>19989983enjoy, I like it collllllllllllllllllllllddddddddddd. it's just like syrup.I'd say go fr the 50/50 shot. better then rolling over and wait for pink to show. Taking the initiative is always better.
>>19989988>>19989983Barenjager
>>19989963This man speaks sense. Chiaki is definitely fucked up, but we've been better with all the support. We should give a little back.
>>19989980Some people probably think that Chiaki and Iori are a bit of a mismatch as it is, and that the latter will be better off without the former. (At the very least, safer.)
>>19989980Basically>>19989983Wild turkey does a type called American honeyIt's about the best one you can reliably find around the world for less than $100 a bottle. Some places you can get more types but it is damn good
>>19989980Because we don't care about the pure maiden loli?Midori is anunknown quantity in a dangerous setting. Better to cut it clean off.
>>19989999I understand that, but we've already had contact with her, and left an impression. Leaving her now would be worse than staying around. She'll help us with her support, and she'll be helped with our protection. She wants to be with us. We're like a reassuring presence to her at this point.
>>19989980Well, I'd hardly call it unnecessary, just fitting with my own personal interpretation of the character, which is both fairly grim and dark. I see Chiaki as fairly self destructive, which she would recognise. Yes, she is trying to be better, but dragging Iori, who still can have a normal life and career, down with us is just cruel. Mami is our shining beacon of hope because she's fucked up too, just in a different way, so she can help us. Iori is getting close to Murderface, I think it'd scare her since she cannot into relationships, so she'd try and find someone to transfer Iori's affection to.
>>19990004Australia supports Wild Turkey and all its forms.
>>19989996>>19989999Mostly Iori is safer around us than without though given twice if we weren't there she would have been in deep shit.And I think she is a bit beyond being able to be palmed off onto someone else given her actions these past few threads
>>19990008>worse than staying around. she very likely to die or become a magic girl if she stays around much longer.That's as bad is it gets right now.
>>19990010I agree with this guy. I mentioned it one of the previous threads: "Should probably try to push Iori away, if not for our sake, then for her own good." Seriously, the girl's been through enough shit as it is and we're just going to drag her further into grinder. She probably won't understand, leading to delicious drama, but it's with her best interests in mind.At least that's my take on it.
>>19990014Pretty much.
>>19990013Oh, definitely. Doesn't mean Murderface wouldn't try and palm her off though.
>>19990014She would be raped or dead had we not been assigned to her protection at the hotel or hired to be her bodyguard for the Kilgore job. Kyuubey has said he likes to avoid contracting people with a future so she is less likely to be mahou'd.So far she has been safer around us in situations that our presence or absence would have an effect.
Yes. This is beautiful. Instead of fighting, can we discuss whiskey next time.
>>19990014When she's with us, we can protect her from people wanting to kill her, and we can continue to dissuade her from becoming a magical girl.If we completely cut her off, she's still going to worry about us, and Kyuubey can work with that."Oh, are you thinking about Chiaki? It's better to keep yourself away from her. She's on a path to destruction. She's irredeemable. It'd take a miracle to save her... Or a wish. So you want to protect her? I can help you...
>>19990031Oh yeah, nothing at all says we shouldn't try but don't expect it to succeed
>>19990034I am always up for discussing spiritsSpeaking of which I just tried spiced rum recently and was wondering what fellow fa/tg/uys knew about that becuase it is awesome.
>>19990032So we did our job, send her off. Hanging around now is just going to put her in the crossfire of pink. even more then our attachment to her already has.QB could easily have given her an impartial guard if she not been stuck with us.
>>19990035This guy brings up a good point.
It looks like Deculture is going to leave us on a cliff hanger.
Soo...How about a classic?Let's go and snap at Iori calling her useless and annoying and a fucking lesbo and tell her to get the fuck out of our home
>>19990035>not acquiring yandere magical girlalso: is she still employed?
>>19990050Do you think Iori's gonna go "Oh the person that's made me feel the safest I've ever felt is leaving? Nvm, I can trust others since putting my trust in impartial guards and such has helped SO much."Anyway, Pinky has not shown ANY interest in her, and even if she did, we're the best person to find it and stop it. We're almost on speaking terms with the bitch.
>>19990057It's still a couple of hours before Chikuwa time
>>19990065That's funny. You're funny.
>>19990066I don't see why not>>19990065How about no.
>>19990055Not really. She knows what making a contract would cost her.
>>19990057It's still around 4 to 5 hours before Deculture's usual stopping time. My guess is he's writing something long before dumping it multipart.At any rate, it's amazing how content turned the mood of the thread around, huh?
>>19989835 >>19989836You look over at Midori. She's looking at you, fearful, her eyes wide, lower lip trembling. Despite the fact that her Soul Gem had been swimming around in melon liqueur, she's as sober as sober can be. Not that you blame her, of course - being behind enemy lines, cooped up in a room for more than a week, just waiting for the other shoe to drop. She'd probably made her peace with dying, but when the moment's all but mere inches away, no one can help but hope for salvation. You wonder if you'll ever have someone to do the same for you, someday.You turn toward Kyuubey and murmur your answer, and he nods after a moment."As long as you understand the ramifications, then, Matsuda. Give me your Soul Gem."You place your glass on the floor and nudge it toward him. Kyuubey blinks at how it's currently swimming in whiskey, before placing a paw on the jewel itself. The Soul Gem glows with an inner light, a glow that slowly comes away from the bauble and floats above the glass. This mote of light, Kyuubey captures with a prehensile ear, pushing it into the other glass where Midori's Soul Gem is stored.The mote of light floats right into the crimson gem, making it glow - and you hear Midori whimper as the light fades out."Done. Her wish remains intact, but for all intents and purposes, she is now one of this Officio, Callidus Rank. I've attuned her Soul Gem to yours. With this, you will be able to track where she is, and if you so choose, take control of her. You can even kill her remotely should you find her usefulness has ended."[1/2]
>>19990074Not reallyI'm saving my rage for a thread that isn't autosaging
>>19990072Then saying to stay away from Chiaki because Iori's more likely to become a magical girl otherwise is wrong, in your opinion.
>>19990076"M-Murderface..." Midori whispers, half in relief, half in confusion. "W-why did you...?"Kyuubey notices this. "Yes, well, Matsuda does things nowadays that surprise even me. In any case, welcome to this Officio Assassinorum, Hanegawa Midori. Try not to give Matsuda reason to kill you."A flash of light and it's then that Kyuubey pushes a smartphone - your smartphone - towards you. "And here. I think you'll need this. Don't give Minase Iori a reason to kill you, either."You take the smartphone, frowning at the Incubator as it walks away, leaving you and Midori alone."S-so...so what happens now?" Midori says awkwardly, after a moment. "I mean, I'm...I'm grateful and everything, and I know I've been asking too many questions. But why go through all this trouble?" She seems to be puzzled. "I'm part - well, was part - of another agency. It's..." Her expression turns sly. "...you like me, don't you, Murderface?" She blushes, grinning. "I...I'm not so sure what to say..."[]Dignify that question with an answer.[]Call Iori to tell her you're okay. She probably needs it.[]Continue drinking. One thing at a time. You still have the most of a bottle to kill.
>>19990070>>19990071But hey, she goes, crying, we feel guilty but at least she's safe, right? Right?
>>19990072She will eventually stop caring about what the contract will cost her
> In any case, welcome to this Officio Assassinorum, Hanegawa Midori. Try not to give Matsuda reason to kill youI'll bet he says that to all the new girls.
>>19990082Yeah, she definitely won't want to kill herself after those harsh words from the only person she trusted.
>>19990081"I need someone who won't talk to people about the things I say when I'm drunk. I hope we understand each other."[x]Call Iori to tell her you're okay.Be brief, just tell her we're drinking and we'll be back sometime.Then [x]Continue drinking.
>>"With this, you will be able to track where she is, and if you so choose, take control of her. You can even kill her remotely should you find her usefulness has ended."First he regrows our arm, and now this? Holy shit, who's this useful eldritch abomination in the Kyubey coat?
rolled 2 = 2>>19990081[]Call Iori to tell her you're okay. She probably needs it.just mention needing some space after what we saw/didthen[]dignify with answernah, just getting a little tired of killing. also building up a small army to kick that fucking cat into the next star system
>>19990067You know, I think pinky is taunting her right how with "She let your friends die, she deliberately let you get almost raped. She toys with everybodies feelings, she is just going to use you and let you die in a ditch somewhere."and Iori is trying to call up "TELL ME IT ISN'T TRUE!"
>>19990081[]Continue drinking. One thing at a time. You still have the most of a bottle to kill.squeeze her gem a bit to dissuade her of the notion that we like her. Say nothing
>>19990081>text iori, briefly>then drink>then drink some more>then answer Midori"I like your skills, and to watch you get drunk. It's entertaining."
>>19990081[x] Shut her up by licking her soulgem.Clearly a superior option.
>>19990081It's more for me than for you.I SOMEWHAT like you.
>>19990081[X]Dignify that question with an answer."You're useful. Don't get ahead of yourself. I hold your life in my hands, and I've killed for worse."Then[X]Call Iori to tell her you're okay. She probably needs it.Very much needs it.
>>19990081[x]Dignify that with an answer."No. Your abilities might be useful to me. You also make a good guinea pig."Spin her soulgem.
>>19990081[X]Dignify that question with an answer."Let's not get ahead of ourselves here; it was that, or your termination. You're only an asset I didn't want to squander, and a pretty good drinking buddy. Keep at it and we're golden."[]Call Iori to tell her you're okay. She probably needs it.
>>19990106Seconded.We haven't tasted the green stuff yet.Then unlock her drinking arm.
>>19990081Ahk, we'd better shut Midori down right now (i am a bit forever alone, so if i'm reading more of a sexual subtext here than there is, just ignore me). We want her to treat us like that girl we trained, not like a potential suitor. Call her kid or something. Not mean or angry, but without room for misinterpretation.
>>19990081I spend most of my time doing horrible, terrible things.Goddammit all I wanted was to sit and drink until the shaking stopped, and now I have to make a life-or-death decision and calm an emotional trainwreck. Excuse me for a second.
>>19990112This then [X]Continue drinking. One thing at a time. You still have the most of a bottle to kill.Finally, [X]Call Iori to tell her you're okay. She probably needs it.No reason not to do all three.
[x]Continue drinking. One thing at a time. You still have the most of a bottle to kill.Drunken numbness first. Everything else second.
>>19990081[]Dignify that question with an answer.oh boy, is she mistaking our awkward compassion with affection?after that call Iori.
>>19990110 Here.After seeing this >>19990106 , I change my first part to [X] Dignify that question with a lick on her soulgem.
>>19990081Give that Soul Gem a good lick, then call Iori.By the way, did he give Midori her legs back? Although the thought of murdermaid pushing her around in a wheelchair for a few days is quite amusing.
>>19990101Yeah, there's totally been reason to think that other than paranoia.Even if, all the more reason to reassure her by calling.
>>19990127Licking the soul gem asserts our superiority. We have an Idol for a bedwarmer, we don't need a second rate legless magical girl. She's only alive because she's useful.
>>19990110"You're useful. Don't think the shoe's on the other foot."FTFY
>>19990127>>By the way, did he give Midori her legs back? Wasn't mentioned. Probably gonna have to wait for a Kyubey to fix her up before we can field her.
>>19990117She's drunk and trying to tease.
>>19990127For the most hilarious results, lick her soulgem while calling Iori.
>>19990081>[x]Dignify that question with an answer."It's more like that I just don't hate you.">[x]Call Iori to tell her you're okay. She probably needs it."Hi, I'm alright, just kinda... tired."
>>19990081See, I really liked that one girl in the cripple fucker game. You know, the one without arms.<Grin>
You know, I'm picturing the morning after, when Chiaki wakes up and goes through the whole "oh shit I got drunk and...", except the last part is "licked another magical girl's soulgem and made her my slave" instead of "got married in Las Vegas."
>>19990149Lol."Iori.""Chiaki! Thank god you're okay! I had almost-""Aahhnnn~""...Chiaki, what was that?""Interrogation. Sorry for not replying. I'll be away for the rest of the night."
>>19990081Dignify it with an answer.Then say we need to make a call quickly and call Iori to calm her down
>>19990166Laughed harder than I should have.
>>19990163I can think of worse results
>>19990135Having a second bedwarmer can't hurt, though.
>>19990163It's not gay if soulgems aren't touching.
>>19990184The trouble is they won't get along, considering their history. Then again, they did unmentionables in bed while we were trying to ignore them.
>>19990106We must do this>>19990166Preferably like this
>>19990185BUT THEY ALREADY DIDSEVERAL TIMESOH GOD
>>19990186I never said Iori would have to know.
>>19990181Yeah."Ugh... Oh shit, where am I? Oh shit, I got drunk! Why is Midori beside me? Where is her soul gem? Where is MY soul gem!?"*Goes to move*"... Please tell me it's not where I think it is.""Nngh... Morning, Chiaki. What did we do last- Ah! What was that!?"
>>19990186Except Midori was pretending to be Iori's friend who had killed herself after being gang-raped on camera.She did so in order to set Iori up to be gang-raped on camera.I don't think we should bring that up at any point in the future.
>>19990195Yeah, better be quiet about that.
>>19990185Someone's gotta have this picture sitting around, I can't find it.
>>19990189NOOOOOO! CHIAKI LIKES WOMEN NOW! Unless it switches each time they touch. Anyone keeping count?
>>19990194>that one MadoHomu yuri doujinThis can only end in surgery...
>>19990206Check Danbooru
>>19990206this?
>>19990195>>19990201I wonder... how hard would it be for Midori to cloak herself in a disguise around Iori. We should ask her if it's possible, especially since if we see her old colleagues it'd be better that they didn't see Murderface coming.
We should get a better grasp of our new teammate's abilities. Do her illusions need to put people to sleep to be effective? How long can she last? Can she disguise other people than herself?
>>19990211>NOOOOOO! CHIAKI LIKES WOMEN NOW! >impying she didn't from the very beginning
>>19990241This would be the best way to get rid of her delusions of Chiaki feeling anything at all for her other than "useful bait"
>>19990241Is it an optical thing, or does it work by affecting people's minds?
>>19990247Hey, it's also one more drinking buddy for murderface.
>Implying witch Madoka isn't chiaki true love
>>19990081Well, we kinda owe her a bit of courtesy for not having us raped when we were unconscious.
>>19990253Which is always a boon>>19990247To be fair we sort of felt sorry for her, that's about it though
>>19990245Wait, what do you mean? I thought that she and Madoka were just really good friends.
>>19990258I'm going for this ending myself.
>>19990248I think it works on the mind since she totally disabled us with her skill.She may be able to project an effect onto someone or somewhere that affects anyone looking at them.
>>19990258I'll have the red ending, please.
>>19990247> Chiaki feeling anything at all for her other than "useful bait"But Chiaki does feel something for her. Something strong, something she can't help but trust her instincts on.That is, she loves how her soulgem smells (and probably tastes) like alcohol. Laugh all you want, but this places her almost on pancake level.
>>19990275So am I. Which reminds me, we haven't shown our bloodstained maid dress to Pinky yet.
I want to see the "Forever Alone" ending. It's pretty much what I get in every multiple ending game. I do right to everyone and end up abandoned. It's sort of a running gag now.
>>19990297I'd have to say alcohol rank higher than pancake...
>>19990304We didn't stop time when given the choice during baron fight...
>>19990306Kurikaesu.
>>19990306You should try Song of Saya. None of the possible endings is "forever alone".
>>19990327What about the hospital ending?
>>19990304Doodled somewhat related.
>>19990309No, alcohol is a necessity for murderface to get through the day.Pancakes are just a heavenly bonus.
>>19990306This is your chance to get a good ending. Just make sure we hold onto our friends.
.....Looking back at the first part I saw that we have Kaname Madoka as a contact on our first phone. Do we have her's on this phone?... Well she has most likely become a magical lich... I mean girl by now
>>19990340Doesn't matter, Murderface doesn't remember her anyway.
>>19990330I remember that picture. Probably wouldn't happen, but still funny.I think Pinky would more likely say something like:"Ooh, that maid outfit looks so good on you. You in a subservient role looks natural. Perhaps you want to be my servant? *Giggle*"
>>19990327I don't play Visual Novels.>>19990338But I don't want a good ending! I want my running gag!
>>19990340She is dead in this timeline
>>19990346My theory is that this arc was just a plot by Pinky to see us in a maid dress. The whole story is about her being our creepy stalker, after all.
>>19990330I love that little doodle
>>19990350Neither do I usually. This one deserves na exception.>dat soundtrack>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVFYjHffxqA
>>19990340>>19990364We had a Kaname Madoka on the first phones contact list as well as a contact labeled ???. We have the disturbingly clear memory of shooting Faust, Madoka with black eyes, in the head as she ripped our heart out. Also, we briefly saw a picture of Madoka in Kyubeys office.Whether she's alive or dead, we haven't found out.Also, stuff that Kyubey was supposed to be doing for us:1) Finding out who sent the Witch from thread1 to Mami's apartment.2) Assigning us a new apartment. 3) Finding out who Akemi Homura is. Haven't gotten back to any of those.
>>19990387He's working on it.
>>19990119 >>19990149"You like me," Midori giggles, clearly not hearing a word you'd just said. "You...you do, don't you? Oh...oh my. Murderface likes me. I don't know what to say, I don't..." She fidgets on her bed, struggling slightly against her restraints. "...I should tell my m-my mom about this, b-but...I don't have a phone..."You let out a sigh as you drain your glass, again, before picking up your smartphone and dialing Iori's number. She picks up even before the first ring's finished, and you could hear sniffling in the background."Y-yes?" Iori's voice comes over, stuttering in between sobs, clearly breaking down. "C-Chiaki-san, is this you? Please, please tell me this is you, please tell me you're safe..."You only wanted to get drunk quietly somewhere private. You're not cut out for this.You're silent for a moment before you trust yourself to reply."I'm okay, Iori. I'm fine. I'm at the office, just...just trying to take care of something."Silence, at the other end."Really...? You're alright?" Iori whispers, before sobbing all over again. "I'm...I'm glad. Thank..thank you for saving me again, Chiaki-san. A-and Takane-chan, and Chihaya-chan, too. Thank you s-so much." She's crying, again, and you hear what sounds like Garcia trying to calm her down.[1/2]
>>19990350No you don't.Don't get me wrong, I'm not being accusing. I understand. It hurt the first, second, maybe even third time. But then, you got used to it. You didn't get attached to the characters, knowing you would simply fail. When you got another ending, you began to find it funny. The more you would get it, the less you would try.But have faith. We are with you. We share the goal you are trying to tell yourself you don't want. With us, you can do it. But to do it, we need you. We can get that good ending together. Isn't that worthwhile?
>>19990387Well I don't know how the time travel mechanic works in PMMM but I have a 'theory' that suggests that while we were going "THE TIMELINE IS FUBAR REWIND!" Faust came and fought us. As a result the time travel got messed up, leaving us without any memories and Faust without a physical body (if the body was physical in the first place)
>>19990387also 8 more locked messages in our future diary
>>19990416Not even Gen knows how Homura's time travel works.
>>19990411No. You actually made me targeting for the "Alone"-end worthwhile, because now I know that it will make you rage.
>>19990435Getting the alone end is noir is almost assured.I am going to enjoy the ride getting there though
rolled 1925 = 1925So, we successfully flipped Midori, and she's our personal minion now? And she suspects we did it so we could use her 'talents' as a girl friday?Why are we attempting to disabuse her of this notion? This is Noir, one or all of the 'love intrest' Dames might die - having a backup dame that can illusion herself into invisibility is approved. It at least improves her survivability profile. [x] all of the above.
>>19990435Eh, you're only one person, here just to annoy people.
>>19990435Troll detected
>>19990435>choosing a worse option specifically in the hopes people will be angry about itand then anon was a troll
>>19990435See, you may actually get happy ends if you gave a shit.
>>19990449>Our own very first filthy assistant.It's journalism time!
>>19990449Well I don't mind leaving her thinking there is something there as long as we don't encourage it in any way.Getting her and Iori to like each other could make things easier since we could have another person to palm her off to so we get more drinking time, and when Iori is off with Mami we have a drinking buddyWin - Win!
>>19990455>>19990453
>>19990409Looks like the control we have over her takes the form of a love effect. This is going to get tricky when we get home.
>>19990480Nah, she already had puppy eyes for us before we assumed control
>>19990480Or maybe she's just drunk.
>>19990480Nah, not any spell, it's just booze talking out of her.
>>19990409Your Soul Gem sparks slightly in its whiskey bath."Garcia is with you?" You manage to ask.Iori takes a few seconds before she could reply."Y-yes, Garcia-san...I'm at his mansion for the moment. Fabiola's with me, along with a few girls from Kyuubey-san's agency. We're staying here for the night until they...they say it's safe." A giggle. "We had to stop by the hospital to get Garcia-san checked, though. He accidentally shot himself a few times with the tranquilizer gun you gave him. He was trying to protect me."That's...sweet, you say. That's good. She should stay there and get some rest."Murderface, i-if it's okay, could you...could you get these off?" Midori suddenly asks, wiggling her arms in their restraints. "I can't move very well with them on. I should be able to give my new boss a hug at least, right?" She giggles, again, loud enough for her voice to carry to your call. Yep. She's drunk."Chiaki-san? What was that?"[2/3]
>>19990504MOAAAAR
Oh dear.
>>19990504You immediately pluck Midori's Soul Gem from the glass full of liqueur. Nothing, you say to Iori. Absolutely nothing."Really? B-because, I thought I heard--"Midori giggles again, and it's then that you stop her - or at least attempt to - by giving her soul gem a quick lick. Tasting the melon liqueur coating it.The sharp, surprised moan coming from Midori is loud enough to drown out even your own words."Chiaki-san? What's going on? Chiaki-san...?"You hastily tell her that you'll meet her at your apartment tomorrow morning and say goodbye. You end the call, and then drop Midori's Soul Gem back into the glass before burying your face in your palm.This was going as well as you expected it to go. Which is not well at all.What do you do now? You have the rest of the night to yourself. And your new personal Callidus.
>>19990504Oh, the adorable misunderstandings...
>>19990519THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA
>>19990519Unstrap her drinking arm, and give her her own drink. Ask her to tell us about exactly what she can do, so we can better utilize her skills.
>>19990519Hahahaha, keep getting drunk and take a pause for faust talk with the bloody maid outfit
>>19990519Free her."First assignment.We're going to drink ourselves dead.It never works but we're still going to try"
>>19990519Untie her and cuddle.
>>19990539can't stop timeanti magic field
>>19990490She was a bit of a fan girl when we first walked in come to think of it
>>19990528Yes, it was a terrible idea, but I'm laughing so hard right now that I don't care in the slightest. I've got the biggest stupid grin on my face right now. My face hurts>>What do?Uh... go look for Kyubey? See if he has any of the info we asked for previously, I guess.
>>19990519We got some explaining to do.
>>19990519Yeah, we can untie her now.Let's see if we can get her to tell us about her powers.Also, more booze.
>>19990519Open the door to the Silent Room, tell the guard to bring a wheelchair.Then, call Kyouko. Tell her we're bringing some booze to help her recover. Ask if she can call Misaka to come too.We aren't going to get much quality drinking with Midori alone. We'll go to Kyouko's room, glare at any people trying to stop us, and have a Hospital Drinking Party.
>>19990544we just need to step out of the room for a moment... I mean I know it was>implicationbut still
>>19990540Seconding that
>>19990554An anon did predict this scene ( >>19990166 ), and his answer seemed good enough.
>>19990559This, but I'd move visiting Kyouko until after we're well and truly smashed. Don't want to be sober when running into Sayaka.
>>19990559That... Will actually work, and not be boring. Or awkward.
>>19990519Too many dirty things to try, but let's skip those, they're not really in character for Matsuda."Could you shut up already when I'm on the phone?"Drain our glass in annoyance.
>>19990575>murderface>not awkwardchoose one
>>19990579Iunno, it has been implied she likes the dirty. She definitely enjoys a warm body in her bed.
I support visiting Kyoko. And bring a gift. Maybe some of that honey whiskey we've been talking about.
>>19990559^ thisafterv this>>19990579
>>19990519Yep, that's a new fetish for my collection. As much as I would like to see how this plays out, we really should see about getting Midori back on her feet. Then drink self into a coma with Midori, and when we wake up we go visit Kyouko. OH, and we need to pat Misaka on the head for the termie. Very important that.
>>19990519first of all, Midori being drunk helped fuck all so it might be wise to keep the gem away from alcohol.when she sobers up we can explain the finer points of her employment.we could get our former trainee (kumatora was it?) to help her find her place in the company.
DECULTURE, QUESTION!Since we hold Midori's contract, can we inflict pain on her like how Kyubey did to Sayaka when she got uppity in the anime?This is very important for my, uh... research.
>>19990519Haha, I'm laughing so hard right now.It'll be an interesting conversation explaining this one.>>19990559Seconding this.
>>19990559This is good. I may not be able to see Iori, but Misaka's just as good.Reckon we could get Mami to join? It'd be interesting seeing her get drunk."No Mami, the green stuff is... Lime lemonade. I thought you might not like the alcohol"
>>19990595>research
>>19990593Misaka deserves all the pats on the head for termie Pete
>>19990595You are a sick individual. But certainly clever.
>>19990519Go see Kyubey and ask if the rest of the arrangements (i.e. apartment) have gone through. We may also want to see what progress he's had on the Golden Weapon corruption stuff. Check on Kyoko as well. She really went out on a limb for us this mission.It might also do us some good to call up Iori again and do some explaining before the seeds of hawkward we planted turn into a full blown Yandere tree.
>>19990600Seconding, would be hilarious to see.
We are still in the silly maid outfit covered in blood and (Mr. Kill)gore, we should change into something clean and more comfortable. About right now.
>>19990600I think she would realize the taste of it but getting her drunk is as easy as ambushing her with our cripple brigade and putting her soul gem into a glass of whiskey
>>19990632>>19990618>>19990600As hillarious as it might be, we should try not to fuck Mami over when we want her to forgive us.
>>19990617Seconded, even if it's probably too sensible to be conisdered by Deculture.
>>19990595Can we heal her like Kyubey did to our arm?I hope he doesn't expect us to have to work with a cripple.
>>19990639She might be more forgiving whilst drunk, but you're probably right. I think we should check up on her sometime though, we haven't seen her in awhile.
>>19990630Like what, our birthday suit?Because we already transformed and it turned us into maiderface
>>19990617Third.
>>19990632>take Mami's gem, dunk in booze>drop Midori's down Mami's top>switch Kyoko's and Sayaka's while they aren't lookingWAITBEST IDEA YET>get Misaka to build a tiny power armour for our soul gem to putz around in
>>19990650She doesn't need legs where we're going
>>19990656We could always cosplay as a nurse.
>>19990650IIRC, Professor Xavier worked just fine even with the condition.
>>19990669What if we strap her into the Terminator suit? Would that work or do you need legs to control it?At least it would be a safe place to cast from.
>>19990559Voting for this.Maybe clean ourselves up first, and call Mami up to visit Kyouko as well. She's probably there already, but just in case.Oh, and call Iori again, clear up the misunderstandings.
>>19990662That is awesome>>19990660That would be brilliantDangerous for the switching Kyoko and Sayaka's gems but hilariousAlso knowing Misaka she could make power armour to do that and make it work
>>19990664Stop giving me ideas.
>>19990662>appropriately huge deaglemah niggalooks a bit mature for her age though, phsyically speaking.>>19990660>tinyno.
>>19990662Oh wow. Maid with the Pinky Gun.If you could put that on, it'd be cool.
Here's the current progress on the "Girl with the Golden Gun" doodle. I fixed the glasses like you guys asked, so if there's anything else that needs fixing, please point it out. Drawing guns is hard.
We should, at the very least, give Misaka a call - both to thank her and to check on Tiny Pete. Also, Pete deserves a field promotion for that debacle. What with the saving of our ass and all. Checking in on Kyoko is also a good idea - we should get her a plasma lance or a nice inverse protonic halberd or some such shiney pig sticker to show we care. >>Mami's been hanging out with us long enough to know what liquor smells like while it's still in the bottle. Good luck convincing her it's not alcohol.
>>19990693Cleaned up some stuff. Deleted the first post. Here's the image again.
>>19990707Dude, not cool.
We almost have 600 posts.
>>19990700I'd like to let Kyoko know we're okay, and check up on her, since she's our friend, but Sayaka is going to be there, and she's going to pick a fight, whether we want one or not.
>>19990738Do /tg/ threads have post limits? Or will it just last until it falls off page 15?
I just noticed why hasn't anyone archived this thread yet?
>>19990750Because it isn't over.
>>19990744We still have a lot of pages to travel
>>19990738And we're only on page 6!>>19990744The latter.
>>19990744It'll last until it falls off page 15.It's on page 6 now.
>>19990743We could always just ignore her, until she gets really really pissed, and then we say in a quiet voice "I just wanted to check up on my friend..."Kyouko will either get pissed at Sayaka, or Sayaka will take the hint.
>>19990750We generally have someone do it afterwards so that they can give an overview of what happened, it might fall off before that happens though>>19990744There is no post limit that I have ever seen, I know you can get over 1000 posts and keep going because MSQ managed it once.Mostly it just falls off well before that happens though
>>19990756Better safe than sorry.So what should the description for this thread be.
>>19990743>but Sayaka is going to be there, and she's going to pick a fight, whether we want one or not.No she won't. Remember that picture in our phone....In fact, it's a great opportunity to get on friendly terms with her. We should visit them.
>>19990765Good idea
>>19990765Or she'll get mad territorial.
>>19990771At least wait until it hits page 10, in an hour or two. More intersting things might happen that need to be put in the summary.
>>19990765That is so stu- Wait. It actually isn't.
>>19990771We have a long way before it becomes and issue and the thread will be done soon so just wait for the guy who usually does it.People won't be happy if the tags and description isn't perfect
>>19990772Butler Kyouko picture to mend fences with Sayaka?This... this might work. Well, it probably won't put us on friendly terms, but it should at least keep the visit civil.
Invite the girls on a bear hunting adventure. Bring Tim along and tell him they're heretics.Also, tell Iori to cut it with the overly possessive attitude she's developed. She should know by now the only pussy we don't like is QB.
Have we figured out why Sayaka hates us so much? I remember her various attempts at killing Chiaki, but never a good, soild reason behind it. It's not like we're actively trying to steal Kyoko from her, or trying to kill Kyoko or Sayaka on purpse or anything. Or is this a 'Watch Madoka' thing? I honestly don't know.
>>19990804If you're familiar with Madoka Magica, Sayaka and Homura never got along because of Homura's callous attitude. From what I've gleaned of the quest so far, it seems mostly to be the fact that Murderface got famous fast, despite being an amnesiac magical girl rescued from a witches barrier, and Mami likes us and gives us the time of day despite being an alcoholic, chainsmoking, emotionally crippled wreck. So, Sayaka takes it personally cause she admires Mami and thinks Chiaki isn't worth the trouble.
>>19990817>>19990804Right now, there's also the fact that we dragged Kyoko into our fight which got her injured.True, Kyoko was the one that volunteered for it, but Sayaka is unlikely to see reason.
>>19990804I'd say 'watch Madoka' but considering how far off canon we are I'm not sure that'd help.
>>19990830soon the only noir setting will be in the name too...
>>19990804We have gotten better lately but mostly it seems to be that she sees us as we tried to portray ourself for so long.Namely a bitch with no redeeming qualities, we have started to break that down with the Kirika job and our actions since but she might still go back to hating us at any moment.
>>19990796I laughed harder than I should have.
>>19990844Don't worry, I'm sure people will start dying horrible, painful deaths soon enough.
>>19990796>Also, tell Iori to cut it with the overly possessive attitude she's developed. She should know by now the only pussy we don't like is QBThis is probably the best in-character stance to take. No love, since we're too jaded for that, but a few bitches here and there make the alcohol more enjoyable.
>>19990869Also we're being paid to look after her. And we are trying our best to be professional.Except for the licking thing. That was a bit odd.
>>19990875It wasn't odd. It's soft, round, glowy, and smells like our favorite drink, why wouldn't we lick it?
>>19990796>>19990869I get the feeling that she's either going to redouble her efforts out of craziness or out of "she's hurt... BUT I CAN FIX HER!" if we do that. But she's probably going to do that if we do nothing anyway.I foresee a wish made by Iori in the future which an incubator will be all too happy to capitalize on.
>>19990893We've stressed to her how important it is to not talk to mutant cats. And she hung up on QB every time he tried to answer, so it seems to be working.
Sorry everyone, I have to cut this short for now. Have work in the morning. I'll tally the votes and write out the action you've voted for at the start of the thread. Thank you for participating!
>>19990913*cries*
>>19990913Thanks for the thread mate.Excellent as usual
>>19990910Yeah, we should definitely reward her with something nice for being such a smart girl.
>>19990913No, you thanks for running it.
>>19990913Curses!We'll never make it to Russia to hunt bears with techpriest Misaka at this rate.
>>19990913Thanks for an awesome quest as always, dude.
Thanks as usual and see you next time
>>19990913Thank you for writing....What the hell does chikuwa mean, anyway?
>>19990913As ever, thank you for running it. Really gives me something to look forward to, you know?I hope your internet situation improves soon!
>>19990913Thank you for running the quest again for us, with such an early start, too!
>>19990869See, we don't love her in any way but we pity her. She found out her best friend who had been raped committed suicide, she herself was nearly raped and was only saved due to us and now she has equated us with safety. The Kilgore scenario only reinforces this and makes her even more unstable because she has almost definitely lost friends which will cause her to be even more reclusive and rely on us and our little circle of magical girls because it is safe and they care for her.Quite frankly she isn't getting over possessive of us, she is just terrified that she is going to lose the one thing that she believes will be constant which is us
>>19990644I would also like to address this. The actions I choose to take have the most number of votes to support at the time I start posting. I don't skip posts based on the amount of sensibility they have.By dint of it being mentioned, it seems that I do have to work on this one, so I will do my best to make sure it's no longer an issue.Thank you once again for playing.
By the looks of things Deculture might be starting the next thread with us cripple ambushing Mami and getting her soul gem drunk
So If misaka is Last Order, as we guessed in a previous thread, then she's the cornerstone of the Misaka-net, isn't she? She said she doesn't like getting drunk because it silences the voices in her head. Does this mean every time we get her drunk the Misaka-net crashes and they lose their hivemind?
>>19990913Yay Chikuwa is back!Great as usual Deculture.>>19990932I asked that a while back, it is a sort of fish sausage thing
>>19990944Tags and description
>>19990954Possibly, we also don't know if she actually has the Misaka network or she hears the machine spirits.We should test that though
>>19990944Some actions, like the one linked, can't really all be done immediately. So even though they might happen later, the perception is that the action wasn't followed.Sticking to actions that relate to the immediate is the only sensible option, and then you can write in the other actions as they become relevent, if you remember.
>>19990944Ah, so all of our mistakes are of our own doing, because we're stupid.Can't say I'm too surprised. Maybe one of our friends will get killed soon.
So, what's the plan then? Taking our cripple around to meet the rest of the crew?
>>19990970What should the description be?
>>19990992Is nobody going to tell me what they want the description for the thread to be when I archive it.
>>19990944Ignore people who bitch at the "wrong" choice being the most voted one. Being comically wrong is part of the fun.Also, you better open the thread tomorrow with Midori's reaction. This girl has some serious amusement potential.
>>19991009>>19990992It's been done, bro. Looks like the guy who usually does it did it like usual.
>>19990989Yeah get a wheelchair load her in there with her cup of soulgem Midori, bottles of booze and wheel her up to Kyoko and have more drinks.I would say get Midori to hold our glass too but I get the feeling she would be licking and sucking on it by the fourth step
Personally, I believe that Deculture should consider which suggestions are in-character.In the end, It's his protagonist and is allowed to make sure that our decisions aren't killing the original Chiaki.If you know what I mean.
>>19990992>>19991009Sorry I didn't see this.I was already archiving it.Archive here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20QuestI hope the description is ok.
>>19991025It's often more fun than being correct
>>19991009Well fuck it somebody archived before I did.Be sure to vote guyssuptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%Girl%Noir%Quest%
>>19991031See it doesn't matter too much what suggestions he takes because he writes whatever we happen to come up with to fit "his" chiaki
>>19991031Yes, add that to my post >>19991025By wrong I meant not-optimal, not out of character. Releplaying is about being in character, after all.
>>19990944Don't worry about it OP, the MSQ scum is going for the 'lol, so funy' options anway. So it hardly matters.
>>19991042Yet some people insist on suggesting we say long sentences full of reasonable stuff about romantic topics to Iori. Which is as out of character as you can probably get.
What just boggles my mind to no end is: Why do you people always insist on draggig Iori further into this is. I mean, it doesn`t take a fucking genius to figure out how far off the Pants-on-Head-Retarded-Scale that Idea is.There is this somewhat normal girl leading a somewhat normal life and instead of giving her the fucking boot out of our fucked up mahou shoujo life - because that`s the most reasonable thing to do - we let her get atached to us even more by caring or at least showing that we somehow care about her. There is no fucking way this will end well if we keep her around us. Also why the heck Iori when we have Mami for all that feely -mushy stuff and she is a whole lotta better than Iori because even if she tends to be the motherfucking blond-haired curvy avatar of Mother Theresa at least she knows the shit we go through and how to handle us. What I`m trying to say is: Keep the normal girl out of our supernatural world and if you want to go lez-yay go for another magical girl. Especially a voluptuous one with blond curls.
>>19991074And mostly it is one or two people saying that>>19991069>MSQ scumFirst off a good chunk of MSQ fans were the first people in here, second we are mostly people who are better at sticking to the character than a lot of these random summerfags we seem to have picked up part way thoughAnd thirdly we don't go to every other thread talking about MSQ nor do we go into every other thread insulting people from other threads so why do you feel the need to do it up constantly? The only objection you honestly can have to it is that we enjoy ourselves within the bounds of the setting and you don't like that because it is badwrongfun
>>19990519Get Midori's legs back. Seriously. Then this: >>19990591
>>19991106Because she has so far shown that not being around us is going to kill her quicker.She hired us for the Kilgore job. Had we just let her go there on her own she would have been as dead as everyone else.This is noir so it is ending badly for her either way but so far we have helped her far more than hindered or put her in danger
>>19991114You guys end up trying to make every other quest just as shitty as MSQ. How else would people notice you're participating in this despite posting anonymously?
>>19991106Well, we could push her away, but that runs the risk of her going the same way as her friend Yayoi. you know, with the suicide and such. She's looking for something that can be an anchor in her life, and since most of her friends, acquaintances, and co-workers were just killed a few hours ago, she's going to need anything she can latch on to, even if temporarily. Also, as sad as it is, us not being with her will probably get her killed faster, than being with us. Sure, this being a noir setting, getting close to us greatly increases her chances of dying, but she would have had it worse if we weren't there with her.
Not the guy you`re replying to but: >>19991114>First off a good chunk of MSQ fans were the first people in hereThis is just plain wrong. I would say that the MSQ-Crowd is sadly enough the loudest though. >second we are mostly people who are better at sticking to the character than a lot of these random summerfags we seem to have picked up part way though...You`re joking right? Because of those guys who are Avatar- or Tripfaging most ideas are fucking terrible.
>>19991147Were the guys trying to rape her the same who drove her friend to suicide?Or are there more of those creeps out there?
>>19991136Really? Because I have not noticed any harem bullshit, lolrandumb suggestions or anything "shitty" from any person I know who follows this and MSQ.And you have no proof that any person following MSQ is making things worse either, it is your opinion of it and quite frankly it is biased simply because you dislike the quest itselfYou just use it as a scapegoat because "surprise" it is the popular thing to hate now
>>19991127I agree with this guy. Being around Chiaki has actually saved Iori twice now, so it's probably better to stick around and keep an eye on her. Sure, it's dangerous, but we can keep her somewhat safe. At least safer than if she had relied on regular security at the hotel or gone to the mansion without Chiaki. However, if our problems start to affect Iori, it might be time to cut her loose for her own safety. That is to say, maybe a magical girl from some rival agency trying to make a quick name for herself by taking out Murderface? Yakuza's out for payback for blowing up one of their joints or Oriko trying to get revenge for Kirika - these are all Chiaki's personal problems, and if/when they end up endangering Iori, then it would probably be better to tell her to take a hike for her own safety.
>>19991160Neither avatar nor tripfags from MSQ participate in this very much.The only one who regularly did was Udz who doesn't stay up late enough to participate any more
>>19991106>>19991147She's also associated willingly with us after our first protection job. Even if we do successfully let her down, it is likely that anyone who is looking to exploit connections to us will go after her. It's not likely that any amount of professional guards (aside from other magical girls, perhaps) could protect her in such an event, sadly. It seems that she's in Chiaki's life now for better or worse. Still, we should look into having her assert her own independence rather than leaning on Chiaki all the time.
>>19991069I don't follow MSQ (could you elaborate on how they made their quest "suck"?) and I don't see how taking one or two comically wrong choices between missions ruins this quest. Social awkwardness is, after all, a big part of our character.
>>19991161>Were the guys trying to rape her the same who drove her friend to suicide?Yes.>Or are there more of those creeps out there?I would say very much yes, considering what was said about the traffic on the pay site that hosted the Yayoi videos. Also this is apparently a setting where a group of otaku can get their hands on AK-47's in Japan of all places, and hire magical support. Sure, the original group is dead, but you don't know if it had more members who may try again, or another group may come together to try their own hand at it.
>>19991174That's why we are having our apartment moved mainly.Yakuza or mahou shoujo attacks are no big deal to us but with Iori around we needed to make sure she would stay safe
The amount of "lol so funi" and "what can possibly go wrong" dudes, along with sheer drama ("you dumb", "no you dumb") recently sure makes me motivated to write my own stories.
>>19991189Basically because we are playing heretical love quest in an animu setting.That is about all the reason they have.Everything else comes down to "STOP LIKING THINGS I DON'T LIKE"
>>19991204>The amount of "lol so funi" and "what can possibly go wrong" dudes, along with sheer drama ("you dumb", "no you dumb") recently sure makes me motivated to write my own stories.If you`re one of the NOFUNALLOWED-Guys than yeah, you you probably shouldn`t write anything on /tg/, try it on /v/, though, the Fun-is-terrible-Crowd should take you with open arms. >recently>mfwI mean.. If you`re around on /tg/ for a while you`ll notice that in every Quest-Thread, at soon as it starts being popular the amount of retards, trolling and arguing will go up. Not expecting that or thiking that its unusual makes you look , well.. new to this board.
>>19991245It's even worse during summerOf course there's no surprises there
>>19991245Well, thanks for the advice then.
>>19991307Don't worry about it. Sometimes you'll just get retards and trolling, even without ever becoming popular.
>>19990848 >>19990830 >>19990827 >>19990817Thankyou for sharing your opinions and insite on this matter. I appreciate it immensely. I'm usually descent at remembering character motivations and plot points when reading books, but I have found it to be slightly more difficult to do with quest threads due to the various "lol / randumb / drama / argument / good idea / rebuttal / better idea / i r support dis" pists inbetween said character and plot points. I have managed to retain the general gist and throughly enjoy this quest. Of course, being at work and posting / reading on my phone is distracting in another way entirely on top of it all. Oh well. Thanks again!
>>19991330I'd say quite a few people haven't watched Madoka, I know I'm one of them. Pretty much all we're working with is the info we're given in the threads.So I'd have to agree with >>19990848. That's what I've gathered from reading the threads.
>>19991349>>I'd say quite a few people haven't watched Madoka, I know I'm one of them.That's a shame. Madoka's actually pretty good, so far as anime goes. Obviously, it's not for everyone, but I'd say the appeal is broad enough that a variety of people might find themselves unexpectedly enjoying it. I know I personally went from skeptic to entertained once the first three episodes had run their course.
>>19991455Yeah I was a bit dissuaded by the first three episodes but I am so glad I stuck with it after that.It really got much better after that point IMO.
>>19991455I really dislike the usual Japanese character archetypes.I can stomach it when they're diluted to western tastes like op is doing, but no doki-doki for me.
>>19991477I just watched it for Homubutt.
>>19991477Well, Deculture isn't really changing their personalities or character at all. Sure, some motivations and backgrounds are markedly different, but all the characters feel authentic, except for Chiaki who's obviously something completely new.Though I have to say, from the sound of it, you might have trouble struggling through the first two episodes which were very much a classical anime set-up until things started to change with episode 3 and 4. Then again, there's been so many spoilers thrown out in the quest threads that a lot of the entertainment value of Madoka is probably all gone for a new watcher by now.
>>19991515Delicious homubutt>>19991517there are a lot of spoilers thrown out but there is still more than enough that makes Madoka enjoyable to watch.
>>19991477>I really dislike the usual Japanese character archetypes.Watch the show and keep watching.Its an excellent adaption of Goethe's Faust
>>19991179Purely because I need sleep, sadly.
>>19991653Very true, luckily I live in Australia and sleep during the day.
>>19991714If I could get away with not sleeping at all, that'd be cool by me.
>>19991515Funny, I watched it for Homupanties.
>>19991798The fuck is wrong with those legs?
>>19991779Go become a tech priest. Get a shiny mechano brain that lets you go without sleepOr more fitting for the thread, dress up like a teenage girl find a mutant cat and make a wish
>>19991820Does this generation of magical girl anime have a pic equivalent of nigga moon?
>>19991837Dunno. The only pic of Madoka cosplay I have is this one
>>19991031>>19991042This seems relevant. https://twitter.com/magicalgirlnoir/status/226231703981678592>>19991034Did good, Anon!
