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You are BIZARRO DRAWFAG

You just got done seeing Batman Vs. The Luchador, and you decide it's time to finish one of the several quest threads you keep starting and abandoning.

...or you could play Dark Souls, or any number of the games you just bought during the STEAM SUMMER SALE.

Obvious exits are:
>FRONT DOOR
>SLIDING GLASS DOOR
>BATHROOM DOOR
>BLATANT ESCAPISM

What do?
>_
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>Spontaneous Combustion
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>Dark souls in the sale

Fuck off it's not even out.
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Move onto better things. You deserve better than 4chan. Become president!
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Lament Lady Robot Master Quest.
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>>19982405
>What do?
>BLATANT ESCAPISM
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>>19982412
>>19982413

You consider SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION, but that seems incredibly undesirable.

You HAVE Dark Souls, and you have several games you bought on the Steam Sale, but the two are not the same. You have the 360 copy of Dark Souls.
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>BLATANT ESCAPISM

It's the only way.
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>>19982405
>Blatant Escapism

Like there is any other option.
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>>19982437
>>This
Then go back to /tg/ and continue Lady Robot Master Quest
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Retrieve arms.
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>>19982473
>>19982437
>>19982427
You briefly consider a candidacy for PRESIDENT. But then you think about it a bit, the president wouldn't be allowed to draw their Megaman OC having random anonymous sex.

No... do you have any idea how much power you'd have to give up to be president?

...but could you really resume one of your old abandoned quests...?
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>>19982504
Were the other quests better?
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>>19982464
>>19982441
YES, YOU CAN, imbued by a revived sense of dedication and story-telling passion you ready your pen to begin crafting another epic tale.

...when Rayman Origins suddenly drops to 15$. Hmmmmm...
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>>19982547
Play streetfighter 4 AE and get mad at vidya gaems
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>>19982584
Last time you played Street Fighter, you recall the online being full of frustrating Ken players.

...it's been a while, and you've since heard they've been replaced with Divekick players. This does not sound like a preferable alternative.
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Start playing with Dan and master all his moves.
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>>19982690
This is so much better.
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>>19982728
Fantasise about Dan showing you his love by laying eggs in your ass.
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>>19982747
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>>19982768
Mission accomplished.
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log on to 4chan and procrastinate from doing your own quests by participating in other quests.
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>>19982768
Become Korean powergamer
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>>19982768
Research a way to make Mahou Shounen Quest even worse.
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>>19982798
You decide to see what other quests are on /tg/

Something about robots, monster girls, and a drawthread.

If only they could combine their powers! You always thought it odd that most people don't use the 'imageboard' format to post a quest made out of IMAGES.

...well except for tgchan.

...but that's tgchan.

You decide not to participate in any quest threads, you don't want to jump into something that's up to like part 30.

...which is part of the reason you don't want to resume your old quests, too much backtracking through plot points for most readers, quite the conflict.
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Exit out the front door of your house into the wasteland known as the suburbs.
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>>19982876
I think we need to be more metal
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>>19982768
contemplate a quest thread based on a civilization game with the use of hot amazonian mutants as a primary component of the gameplay.
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>>19982876
Play the game you haven't played the longest on your steam account.
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>>19982897
>>19982896
You consider making a quest inspired by metal culture, maybe something in the same universe as Brutal Legend, you honestly believe that it was a wonderful setting that deserved better than it got.

You consider perhaps some kind of sexy wasteland amazonian mutants.

...you also immediately shelf it. Between not wanting to get typecast as 'that guy who draws softcore porn in MSPaint for /tg/' and already having seen that episode of Motorcity, you just don't want to approach it.
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>>19982998
feel guilty over having let down all of your loyal readers.
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>>19982925
You decide to try whichever Steam game you have logged the least amount of time in.

You crack open your Backloggery account, and find you have 74 Steam games you have not even touched.

ive lost control of my life
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>>19983030
Well, better get to work, then.
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>>19982998
Drown sadness with liquor and fast food, or if that doesn't float your boat go meta with a quest thread based on quest threads.
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>>19983018
You think back to the good times.

You admit, you feel pretty bad about leaving Lady Robot Master Quest unfinished. Between the actually good fan art, constant downvoting on the suptg archives, and the actual behind the scenes Megaman art you won because of it, you really feel like you made an impact your readers.

...but your hectic schedule of ANIMES AND VIDJEO GAEMS doesn't allow for regular updates, you consider maybe updating monthly whenever new issues of the Archie Megaman comic come out... but even then, you're liable to fuck it up...
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>>19983053
IS THIS A QUEST THREAD? OR IS A QUEST THREAD INSIDE A QUEST THREAD

AHAHAHA
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>>19983099
Wallow in our former glory, shed a tear for the cruel passage of time, maybe start a Lady Robot Master Gaiden quest as a side quest.
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>>19983099
Erm, what? The worst thread is a +1 right now

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=lady+robot
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lament the passing of guardsmen quest and get depressed over how you don't have enough tome for ANIMES, VIDJA GAYMS, and QUETS
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>>19983136
You check again and find it surprisingly positive.

You remember, back when you updated regularly it seemed like you would check immediately on how it was received at suptg, and would find it floating around -2 to 1. If not the first threads, but the later ones.

You are actually quite touched by this.
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Play with legos. If you do not have legos, then go to your local superstore, and buy three or four of those super-boxes that contain all generic lego pieces.

Then play brikwars.
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>>19983192
Okay, now floop the pig.
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>>19983278
>>19983182
>>19983135
You mourn Lady Robot Master Quest, you think, perhaps, with a bit of trimming and retcons, you may be able to salvage it...

Eh, first you make a mask out of lego.

Who is this guy even? This mask, so crazy. Yet, it inspires you! TIME SHALL NOT MOCK YOU ANY LONGER, YOU SHALL BE IT'S MASTER, AND BECOME EVEN MORE POWERFUL THAN THE GOD OF TIME HIMSELF

...SOMEHOW, does time even have a god? It's typically represented a force, I know the years themselves are typically personified... DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE GONNA FIX THIS

You once again pick up your pen.
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>>19983418
You gonna kill Chronos or banish him to Tartarus?
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>>19983418
okay you're getting places. first summarize the events of Lady Robot Master Quest.
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>>19983490
Without using the word penis, or any euphemisms for it.
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You should totally play Dark Souls, it's a very well made game.

Have you defeated the Four Kings yet?
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>>19983418
Play corruption of champions to repent for your quest-abandoning ways.
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I remember reading your quest before and I just want to write that you should keep on going until you finally ended the quest.

Just ignore the downvote and popularity. The most importing is about you and reader's enjoyment.

- From Your Fan
P.S: I want to see Blade Woman in bikini! Yes I'm perverts...
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>>19983490
>>19983501
>>19983436

The year is 30XX.

It has been a long time since society was destroyed. Between mavericks, reploids, aliens, and Wily's several plans the world has been destroyed.

You have been exploring the wastes with Cut Man, Wood Man, and Splash Woman. You have been trying to find a way to undo this, and you believe you've found a way.

Your group recently stumbled upon a data-cache that contains the locations of two robot masters that may be the key to this.

Cut Man, the self-appointed leader of your group chooses you, Blade Woman, as the least damaged among them, to go out and try to fix this.

Whether you accept or not is entirely up to you. Either way, Cut Man asks if you have any other questions about this settingFUCK I MEAN SURVIVAL OR WHATEVER.
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>>19983629
Do we get to do Splash Woman once more before we have to leave?
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>>19983656
You think back to the old days, back when you were basically trying to have sex with every Robot Master for reasons that you no longer remember for some reason.

You briefly consider more lesbiantics with Splash Woman, when you recall that one or two salvager ambushes a while back resulted in her losing her lower half.
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>>19983629
okay, what is blade woman armed with and what special abilities does she have aside from...you know blades and being a fucking robot?
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>>19983871
Oh fuck. The two look so miserable. Hugs, they need hugs.
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>>19983888
>>19983884

You get them in a big hard to draw group hug.

Before you head off, you also consider your notable abilities. Over the years your impressive arsenal has amassed the following powers:

>Blades
>Being a robot

That's it, why would you have anything else?
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>>19984010
Didn't we whore around to gain additional powers? (Several of which did exactly the same thing, just with different effects.)
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>>19984025
You try to recall the specific reason you were such a ridiculous slut of a robot, and frankly you have no idea.

Wait, no, now you remember, it was because you were the carrier of ████████ which was a ███████ and it let you ██████████████████████████████████
█████████████████████████████████
█████████████████████████████████
███████████.

...or at least that's what Cut Man keeps telling you, he also frequently mentions that because you lost against another ████████ carrier yours was erased and you forgot any data that has anything to do with ████████████.

...whatever that means, you don't fret over the details.
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>>19984072
Okay. Just point us in the direction we need to go, Cut Man.
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>>19984118
OKAY TIME TO SAVE THE WORLD SOMEHOW

Really obvious purple silhouetted Robot Master or really obvious blue silhouetted Robot Master?
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rolled 1 = 1

>>19984133
1=purple
2=blue
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>>19984145
You teleport some distance away from a SALVAGER CAMP.

Looks like your target's somewhere inside. It was built on a the edge of a pretty steep drop, well protected. It also looks to be guarded by a group of Sniper Joes constantly on rotation through guard routines.

How do you approach?
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>>19984234
Moonwalk to the front gate. That way, it'll look like you're walking away from them, while we're actually getting closer.
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use your feminine wiles on the sniper joes. expose your chest pplate. No manly robot can resist blade woman!
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>>19984251
This somehow works. It's a good thing Sniper Joes aren't REAL Robot Masters or this probably would've been a really dumb idea.

Well, you got to the front door, what's the plan from here?
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>>19984312
Try some awkward pickup lines on the front gates. Can't take long until they take off running.
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seduce the front gate.
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YES!
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>>19984335
>>19984354
>"Ooh steel gate, you're so big and unyielding..."

You're not sure whether this is helping one way or the other, but the Sniper Joe on the other side seems to be enjoying it.

>CAPTCHA: artificial dorsif
is that code for something?
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dirty talk the front gate, maybe the sniper joe will open it up.
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>>19984452
You continue to whisper sweet nothings to the gate.

The Sniper Joe on the other side asks if you want to go ahead and come inside.
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>>19984504
Play hard to get for a few minutes, and the go inside.
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agreed, she can't be too slutty. Make him work for it.
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>>19984544
>>19984521
You turn him down, and claim you uh... just have a fetish for steel gates.

>"Oh man, then you should definitely come in here, we got so many steel gates its crazy. We got steel gates in here like you wouldn't believe."
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>>19984575
>"Seriously, check it out!"

He opens the gates for you.

How do you enter, if at all?
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>>19984630
>How do you enter, if at all?
Hesitantly.
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make it clear that you're your own gynoid. this is YOUR choice.
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>>19984630
Moonwalking. Make them think that's the only way you can walk, and then BAM, they'll never expect you to walk forward later.
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>>19984721
Pure genius.
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>>19984661
>>19984695
You enter cautiously, and remind the Sniper Joe that you're not doing this just because he's letting you, heheh.
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>>19984730
He reminds you that this is a salvager camp, the only way he knows how.

By tazing you.
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>>19984742
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>>19984778
You wake upUH I MEAN REBOOT an undetermined amount of time later, as a severed head on a table.
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>>19984742
We're a robot. 201X series.

We're immune to tazers.

Show him our blades.
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>>19984790
it was a special robot taser
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>>19984809
you suck OP.

Thankfully we were prepared for this. Extend our spider legs and crawl back to our head so we can reconnect to our body.
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>>19984809
apparently

check up on wireless connections
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>>19984832
>>19984840
You have a fair amount of rolling/spinning autonomy, but no neck mounted spider-legs. The headless body next to you seems to be one of the Sniper Joe's, not your own. You think you might be able to roll onto it and take control of it though.

You check your wireless signal, and you gleam some data from the criss-crossing transmissions.

>"Hey guys, you won't believe what we picked up today. Come on down and take a look!"

This one included map data of the camp, including the CENTRAL ROOM where your target is, and a shed on the west side of the camp where they gather parts they've salvaged.
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well clearly SOMEONE needs to get neck mounted spider legs at somepoint. Grab that body, find a helmet and get down to the business of reclaiming your robotits.
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>>19984901

Doesn't look like anything else useful is being broadcast right now.

You whip your hair back and forth to clear a path to the body.

You could proceed like this in some sort of weird NeverDead Katamari type thing, or you can try plugging into that Sniper Joe body.

What do?
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>>19985011
You plug into the Sniper Joe body.

...this is weird, you miss your robotits.

You can either head to the Central Room or the West Shed, the latter being the most likely location of the rest of you.
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check the shed, and be prepared for a freaky robo orgy.

or a sniper joe enjoying your robotits.
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>>19985047
Don't forget to take the drink and put it back on the table; we want them to think one of them took the parts, not that we escaped.
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>>19985094
>>19985113
You manage to sneak over to the Western Storage Shed.

You find a Sniper Joe helmet outside, and a 'DO NOT DISTURB' sign attached to the door.
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>>19985176
Grab helmet, put on helmet, disturb.
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>>19985187
agreed.
five robodollars says they're having a freaky robo orgy.
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>>19985204
>>19985187
You put the helmet on and enter the shed.

You find a lone helmetless Sniper Joe using your body to strike poses in a mirror. You also discover you've got a nice butt, wow.
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>>19985187
thirded
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Commence operation spank
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rolled 66 = 66

tear his head off. Once headless we can sensually taunt him.
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>>19985268
Blast head off. Re-Aquire body.

Purge both head and body of all robot STDs
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>>19985341
>>19985311
You manage to blast his head off.
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>>19985408
Bad girl, way too violent.
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You plug yourself back into your body.

You've built up a sort of... tolerance to robo-STDs from way back when, so that's not a really a concern.

But it sure feels like they got a lot of use of you, eurgh, how long were you out?

Whatever, time to focus on the task at hand.
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May I take this to mean we're good with h...

Never mind.

Can we at least riffle thru his pockets before we maim anything else?
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all reploids have mega man x's absorbtion ability. Take the sniper joe's gun ability, grab anything of value and try to find the robot master you're here for.

also, lovinmgly fondle your robotits and swear to never leave them ever again.
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>>19982998
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>>19985479
>>19985448
You loot the WEAPON CHIP from the Sniper Joe so you have a long range weapon.

You also take a moment to thank the girls, for not abandoning you in your time of need.
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>>19985557
i love you
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>>19985569
Don't worry. Mods are gone.
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You make your way to the center of the camp, and find your target's base... completely unprotected. Hmm.
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>>19985576
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>>19985557
I hope we'll meet those. We never actually got to test our human-robot... interface, right?
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>>19985611
>>19985622
haha i don't know man

i don't know

i do know that i love it when people with actual talent draw my shitty MSPaint doodles
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>>19985557
I love you platonically.

>>19985569
okay with our beloved robotits thanked, and a weapon chip looted it is now time to move on.

also, test our new gun that shoots swords.
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>>19985655
On first look 'd say that was drawn by GreenMarine, but he never finishes his stuff.
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>>19985667
You shoot a few practice shots at the building.

Yep, that's a sword gun alright.

Welp, whoever's in there is clearly expecting you.

DARE YOU ENTER HIS MAGICAL REALM?
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>>19985710
As long as we aren't fighting Whizzard Man.
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>>19985710
I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE OP!

but yeah, lets enter his magical realm.

Set the sword gun to "damascus"
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>>19985758
>>19985768
Oh, it's just Time Man.

He was expecting you like five minutes ago, he wants to know why you felt it necessary to dilly dally and shoot swords into his walls.
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>>19985806
Hah, he has tits growing out of his head.
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rolled 13 = 13

>>19985806
ask him where else we were supposed to shoot the swords?

I mean its not like he set up a firing range for our shiny new sword gun.

we can fire axes from it too right?
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>>19985819
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>>19985839
Okay, that was unprofessional. We'll pee in his mouth, if he really wants it.
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seriously though.

ask tits-on-head manif he'll help you prevent this GRIMDARK future of GRIMDARK.
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>>19985838
>>19985848
>>19985861

He explains that you really didn't need to fire it anywhere, well, except that you're here to kill him. Cut Man managed to contact him a moment ago. Apparently you're able to copy Weapon Chip powers because of ██████████████████████████████████
and you're supposed to his power in combination with another Robot Master's in order to fix this.

He's impressed by your altruism, but as far as he's concerned that means ending his life, which he really cannot abide by.

During this exposition, you check your weapons system to see if you can fire axes.

You cannot.
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>>19985900
Can't we just try to copy his weapon chip without killing him?
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>blade woman does not have a gun that fires axes.
>my jimmies are rustled.

Explain to tits-on-head man that he can either give you his weapon chip or die. You just want his powers not his life.
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>>19985927
>>19985923

You offer to simply copy his chip without killing him, and explains that either way he's dying.

Due to the complicated nature of time travel (which this plan involves) the time he's in will collapse anyway. It is Cut Man's belief that going back in time would essentially undo this existence, but that's being really blindly optimistic, in Time Man's opinion.

According to him what you're doing is the equivalent of killing a few to essentially allow the births of several more. Either way new life would be born, and would most likely exist, given the infinite amount of possibilities in this universe, even if this planet dies off life will go on, aliens or some shit. What you're essentially doing is killing everyone in this timeline just so you can ensure ONE SPECIFIC ALTERNATE timeline gets to exist, which he finds absurd, and will protect his timeline and his own existence no matter the cost.

You got confused somewhere in the middle of that and stopped listening, okay, so talking him down does not seem to be an option.
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>>19985981
Dude, the present sucks.
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>>19985981
just sword gun the erudite tits-on-head man into submission and take his weapon chip. its what he deserves for bringing philosophy to a sword gun fight.
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>>19986000
You explain that the present sucks.

He explains that 'the present' is the only time he exists in. By going back you're killing him, and everyone else in this timeline so you can bring about the lives of several people that currently hypothetical.
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>>19986011
You decide to drop the words and use the swords.
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>>19986034
>ZA WARUDO
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>>19985981
We definitely need to bring our friends along when we travel back in time. So we can get a new foot for Wood Man, a new torst and left arm for Cut Man, and new lady parties and legs for Splash Woman.
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>>19986046
Clock hands are like the stupidest weapon ever.
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>>19986080
Use that clock hand to poke the tits on his head.
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can we sword punch him in the face?
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>>19986107
deedle eedle ee

>"...how deep did I stab that in? I don't think it went that fa
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>>19986168
>>19986132
KA-KOW

It was a diversion! HA HA
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>>19986168
This is way more funny than it has any right to be.
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>>19986195
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rolled 5 = 5

oh my sides! nice one OP.

did we sword punch him todeath?
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>>19986208
>>19986209

yes
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>>19986218
Oh no! The guilt!.... Or just keep poking his tits with that clock hand.
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>>19986218
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>>19986256
>MESSAGE FROM CUT MAN

Research finished on CLARITY DRIVE! Should let you see things more easily, like sniping? Or maybe it through walls? I don't know.
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>>19986256
>dat lack of chest clocks.

alright lets go and TIME MURDER all the remaining sniper joes.
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>>19986291
Alright! Now onto this next mysterious figure.

ARE YOU READY?
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You teleport to just outside of THE PLEASURE TOWER.

hoo boy what the hell is this
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>>19986297
Better not be Flash Man.
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>>19986302
>implying I'm not ready for time murder.
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so we're fighting general lionwhyte?

anyways approach the pleasure tower and set the swordgun to castrate.
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>>19986352
Better go with what works. Moonwalk to it again.
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>>19986410
Or even better: a reverse moonwalk.
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>>19986410
You moonwalk into the tower, and find it pretty unguarded. In fact, it looks like there's a floor directory right there.
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>>19986456
sword examine the floor directory.
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>>19986456
>First Floor - YOU ARE HERE
>Second Floor - Drug/Malware Storage
>Third Floor - Arcade/Colosseum
>Fourth to Sixty-Ninth Floors - Sexnasiums
>Seventieth Floor - Master Bedroom

Uh okay.
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>>19986477
See if there's a secret basement. That's probably where the fucker's hiding.
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>>19986477
Are we fighting ourselves?

Either way, Master Bedroom surely can't contain any traps. Let's skip on getting any of that boring "survival" stuff.
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lets get some drugs and mal ware, check the arcades for anything useful and then go to the to[p floor.

slowly. Why waste a good sexnasium?
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>>19986523
Wait, shit.

The guy's name is Master Bedroom, isn't it?

Oh well, let's go introduce ourselves, ladybot style.
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>>19986523
>>19986549
>>19986615

You go ahead and head up to the Master Bedroom. First, you stop at all the floors. Only handy thing you pick up is a big bag of drugs and you be sure to utilize every Sexnasium.

Alright, just need to head through this last separate elevator.
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>>19986642
Hide the bag of drugs, using the skills and training we received in the Sexnasiums.
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we have a sword gun, just pile swords on top of the bag till its hidden from sight.
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You get yourself fixed up real quick, and prepare to give a proper introduction.
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>>19986655
>>19986650
You stash the drugs under a pile of swords.

Brilliant.

You then meet your gracious host. Hey, it's Flash Man.
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>>19986690
Oh, hey Flash Man. 'Sup?
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>>19984133
Don't forget to bring the other 3 members of our gang along when we travel back in time!
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>>19986690
ask him if he'll be reasonable and just let us copy his power? We'll take him back in time with us. along with wood, cut, and splash woman.
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>>19986728
If he disagrees, timestop, pants him, take power.

And sword his groin, if that is absolutely necessary (at that point, it'd almost be a waste not to).
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>>19986703
>>19986728
>>19986758
He asks why he would want to go back in time when he has everything he could ever want right here? He wonders, if you'd like to join him perhaps? As a regular part of one of his sexnasiums?

You admit, it suddenly sounds super-awesome and way awesomer than whatever stupid thing you were just asking about.
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>>19986792
Counter with ZA WARUDO! Then drop a steamroller on him.
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ZA WARUDO!

time stop and end his sexy shenanigans with a barrge of swords. honestly why settle for sexnasiums here when you could build better ones, in the past with the combined genius of dr. light and dr. wily?
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>>19986808
>>19986806
You slow down time and think about it.

I mean, sure you can go back in time and build better Sexnasiums, but the cultural stigma from a thosand years ago might prevent them from being made in the first place, but right here? You have 60 floors of Sexnasium and this sexy guy right here to run the entire thing.

Hmm, quite the debate.
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>>19986792
HE'S USING GREEN POWER, LOOK OUT
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>>19986867
what about your friends? will they get repaired and allowed to patrticipate in these sexnasiums? So what if he's sexy? He's a ROBOT kill him, absorb his sexy blue prints and build another version of him in the past.

He'll be your little toy.
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>>19986867
He suddenly slips into the slowed down time himself, and asks for more details.

>"I mean, come on travelling through time is a lot of work. Why bother when you have several functioning sexnasiums right here, and yes, your friends could join as well."

Somehow this sounds less tempting, but still good.

Hmmmmm.
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>>19986907
I dunno, I still like the idea of dropping a steamroller on him.
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Sex him up with swords. Swords covered in drugs. Fired from guns.
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>>19986907
c'mon... think about it. You could take everything thats here and build it in the past.

When there aren't raiding parties of cannibalistic robots. Think about where the drugs, parts, and other things are coming from. back in the past you know what they have? FACTORIES, for your FRIENDS, you need REPAIRS. Not sexnasiums.

just drug huim and take his powers.
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>>19986956
This, but with an epic slowmotion punch thrown in there somewhere.
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>>19986931
>>19986956
>>19986993

You decide to take him up on his offer, ooh Flash Man you so hot yeah gurrl.
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>>19987021
SH-SHAW!
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>>19987024
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>>19987028
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>>19987037
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>>19987037
it had to be done. For the good of all man, woman, and robotkind.

make sure to enjoy the senasiums on your way down the tower.
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>>19987046
After getting one last use out of the Sexnasiums, you gather your party and tear open a portal in time.
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>>19986907
Who is dead that we don't want dead?

Do we want our memory back?

Do it for Crono^H^H^H^H^H Dr. Willy! Go back in time, change the future!
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>>19987066
You encounter the hoodie space kid at the end of the universe, and he presents you with three choices.

Option 1 is to restore the original timeline, we can continue where we left off.

Option 2 is to restore the original timeline, but without all that other bullshit, like Six Machine, or King, or the other STALKERs or that other shit I honestly couldn't keep track of.

Option 3 is to start a brand new quest with a new story altogether.

Wait, wait, this is retarded. I can do better...
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>>19987066
oh shit

aku
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>>19987099
Ah, much better.

The options are exactly the same, but now it's somehow the best game ever instead of some other bullshit.

CHOOSE WISELY
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>>19987099
Option 3.
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>>19987129
I think it's supposed to be a dig at DX:HR, not ME3.
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>>19987119
2. I want to see LRMQ back
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>>19987095
This fool votes for option 1. (Dangit, you were one update too fast for my fixing that gif.)
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>>19987141
I am aware.
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>>19987141
>>19987154
cant it be both?

>>19987146
i still think its great
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>>19987145
>>19987146
>>19987129
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rolled 70 = 70

we'll roll for it! OPTION 3! TOTAL REBOOT!
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rolled 48 = 48

Option 3 for me as well
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rolled 43 = 43

>>19987238
I'm fine with rolling. Rolling for #2.
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>>19987202
Well, LADY ROBOT MASTER QUEST continuing is winning over option 3, while the background extras are tied.

Also, the followers of LADY ROBOT MASTER QUEST are probably not aware of this quite yet.

Did I mention it was LADY ROBOT MASTER QUEST?

>>19984072
>Wait, no, now you remember, it was because you were the carrier of MORRIGAN [had to look up the specific name...] which was a STALKER [MAVERICK variant virus] and it let you ...[not sure here]

>...or at least that's what Cut Man keeps telling you, he also frequently mentions that because you lost against another STALKER carrier yours was erased and you forgot any data that has anything to do with STALKERs.
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when in doubt roll the dice of your choice, highest of 3!
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rolled 66 = 66

ROLLING FOR OPTION 1
[democracy is against me. I invoke the power of BEAR LEAVES!]
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>>19987265
Truth be told that one big gap doesn't mean anything, if I had actually intended anything to go there it would probably be one big description of everything STALKERs do, download weapon data, upgrade your stats, spread as a virus amongst other Robot Masters, stuff like that.
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rolled 54 = 54

I just want to see some fresh ideas. It should be fun.
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>>19987308
>application of weakness order(s) to social skills.
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Lets go back in time and figure out why the world ended.

oh and seduce megaman, he can't resist blade woman's dirty reploid lust.
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Current tally is putting Option 3 at 4 votes and the other 2 at 2 votes each.

Unless you take the highest dice roll, if you factor that in, Option 3 still wins... hmmm...
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>>19987421
I'd like to request that the next character (should 3 win) to be an angry Russian.
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>>19987434
Woman.

... Robot Master.
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>>19987441
we alreday have an OC woman, we need a male robot master.

We'll call him Claymore, he'll have explosive panels on his body and he'll create an explosion centered on himself as his normal weapon.
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>>19987468
adam jensen pls leave
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>>19987473
I'd like to request the main Male character be a giant sentient super tank. And have a charming personality.
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>>19987473
NO U!

I actually played a character with that ability in a Megaman RPG. combining it with other powers was a lot of fun.

explosion of swords...
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>>19987504
like this but with more heavy metal maybe?
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>>19987523
i can barely draw megaman characters on model

you think i can keep that together for 100+ images?
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>>19987523

I was thinking of this actually.

>>19987539
You would only have to draw its tread. Its pretty fuckhuge.
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>>19987550
Similar model for size reference.
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>>19987539
either A: go with the tread for BOLO-SAN or B: make it a box with stubby box legs and give it a cannon for one arm and a stubby pincer arm.

throw out the fancy shit, put in some black paint and maybe a silver cross.

He can be called Heaby Brawler dio or something.
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>>19987523
His assault cannon looks a little... droopy.
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>>19987577
whatevs yall, i aint runnin another quest tonight anyway

sendin this one to archives, gonna dig through it for the next quest idea next time
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>>19987613
bolo-san it is apparently.

>>19987587
he gave up the ability to make his assault cannon erect for the power of song.
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>>19987613
That glorious tophat.
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>>19987099
1 or 2, as long as we get to bring future Cut Man, Wood Man, and Splash Woman along.


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