HARDER, BUTLER, SWAGGIER, FASTER.Into every generation a Butler is born: one man in all the world, a Chosen One. He alone will wield the swag and skill to catch the ladies, dames, and the armies of bitches; to get into their hearts and to add them to the family.He is Hayate, The Combat Butler.>ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen/order/asc/-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-You sat in class as those two girls introduced themselves.From their introductions, it's easy to figure out that they were the guests that Sousuke was talking about.The boy himself was almost late for class and he took a minute to talk to his guests before the Dude began his lecture.'Hey,' you asked your twin, 'How'd it go?''We fought to a draw. I'll get that thing next time.''That was Stahl huh? The tests under him will be interesting.''Tests what tests?' she asks you'I, and by extension you, am scheduled to get our data-manipulation abilities tested by him.''I see... I'm taking you want to learn more about that to control it better?''Of course.' you tell her.Learning about the multiple tactical uses of Towels was pretty interesting, you made a note to yourself to pickup a nice towel in town when the opportunity presented itself.In no time at all, the morning's classes end and lunch arrives.WAT DO?[ ]lunch[ ]talk to __________[ ]get that towel [PX or Town?][ ]other
[x]get that towel [PX or Town?]Town. We should get that 40k weapons pack from "Dakka'B'Uzz" for souske.
>>19959329[x]talk to Erica and Gai[x]get that towel PXMake sure that there were no lasting effects from the Ayasaki Duet.And Susan still needs to get herself kitted out again.
>>19959390Agreed. We've been meaning to get 40k guns for him since he got a gun harem.also, we need to get to be closer friends.
>LG's twitter>I SURE HOPE YOU LIKE SOME PLOTOh great, what flags did we trigger this time? And good or bad route?
>>19959329[x]go get that towel [PX]time to get inside her head again.
>>19959329[X ]talk to souske about his visitors.oh yeah. FUCK YEAH MSQ!> captcha bear, gestpaiNo captcha making a gummiBEAR pie for souskes guests would be a bad idea. Hilarious but bad.
>>19959423Ah yeah. We really need to make sure everyone's alright.That was some powerful shit.
So1, talk to Erica and Gai about our ballad2, talk to Sousuke about his guests3, to town for a towel4, 40k for Sousuke to get broship points
>>19959524He'll probably want a Hotshot Long-Las or a Lasrifle. While a Bolter or Meltagun is more powerful, the Bolter has no subtlety and a Meltagun has a chance of exploding in his hands.He'll want something that's dependable, rugged, and requires little to no maintenance.Lasrifles, the AK-47 of 40k.
>>19959567Were hoping for a box full of guns.Hell 2, Jack might really love some too.
I've been meaning to ask, what is a chailgun?People keep saying it in regard to Ericas gun.Is it just a chain gun?
>>19959567Actually the plasma is what goes boom in his hands. Melta just lacks rangeActually if we can find it an Exitus rifle might be something to get him.
>>19959613Its a chain gun that is also a rail gun.
>>19959613It's a chain railgun.Like this. But with more barrels and near-infinite ammo.
>>19959613A chail gun is a gattling rail gun. Each barrel fires a magnetic slug then cycles and cools to reduce the overheating and warping of the barrel.
>>19959329Make a reservation at Mr. Miyagi's Authentic Japanese Cuisine & Bonsai Garage for our date with Mio.Meals and bonsai tending in your choice of Mr. Miyagi's collection of classic cars.
>>19959613I think of it as a typo'd chaingun with extra gubbins
>>19959649>>19959665>>19959671Thanks. And that is a scary gun.Current NORMAL railguns rip themselves appart from one projectile simply due to the power.I will make sure not to piss off Erica.
>>19959716I like your thinking Udz
>>19959716Hah! That's funny.I was actually thinking of The Two Kasa, a Yagyu-run high-class classical Japanese restaurant with private rooms with a small garden for each.
>>19959831If that's a reference, it's one I don't get. It does sound good, though.
>talk to Erica and Gai.As everyone begins to clear out of the room for lunch, you walk over to Gai, the KamenRider, to talk to him about something that has been bothering you."Hey man, you got a minute?" You ask him."Of course," he answers"I was wondering if you're alright after that emotional attack yesterday.""The music? Yes." "Are you sure? That was the first time i've seen you hit so hard.""Yes, I'm alright now. It affected me during the fight and for that I feel some shame, but other than that, I am alright now." he places a hand on your shoulder"cool, i hope we didn't screw with your emotions too badly.""No, It's alright. The frustration of not being able to get a hit in on the Director was amplified, but besides that, I am fine now.""That's good to hear. I'll try and find a way to control that ability better, maybe tune it so the effects can be focused on a specific person only.""That.. .That would be a good idea."-------------------------------------------------------------------You go back to the girls near the back of the room.Erica with that evil grin of hers, is talking to Susan."So... Spent the night in bed with us? Why don't you just move into our room?""I..." your twin, a bit troubled by this is on the verge of panic."Well, it's not like I'm gonna molest you or something.. Unless you want me to." The German Ace continues."I... No... I... He..." Susan stammers."Anyway, if you feel like spending the night with us, you're more than welcome." Erica continues, to which Hina nods."Thank you.""Now, I need to get those other two to try it out..." Erica mumbles dangerously.
Revised:1. Talk to Erica and Gai about our ballad2. Talk to Sousuke about his guests3. To town3a. Get a good towel3b. Get 2 gun 40k gun boxes-one for jack, one for Sousuke (to get broship points)?. Reservation for Mios date-traditional japanese-gardens(?)?. Reequip Susan
>>19959954The Yagyu ninjas feature prominently in Japanese media, both as protagonists and antagonists, due to their position as one of the two ninja clans used by the Tokugawa Shogunate.The mon (crest) featured is that of the official Yagyu Clan, who were the official sword instructors of the Tokugawa family.The crest supposedly represented the two sides of the Yagyu Clan; the public face, of the Shogun's personal sword instructors, and their hidden side of being the Shogun's assassins and spies.A restaurant owned and operated by them in the Bureau, could incorporate most of the Yagyu Clans from Japanese media, and be used as a combination retirement home/training academy.
>>19960039I thought it was more a joke that Mio has an eyepatch.Because Jubei Yagyu was said to only have one eye but that's debated in actual history
"Hey, Erica, A word if I may?" you approach your angel"Sure, Teacakes. What's on your mind?""It's about yesterday.""Oh, it's alright. I knew something was off when I vaguely remembered a rack that was actually substantial in bed." she says as she makes groping motions with her handsThis makes you think of your twins assets, and you quickly shake the thought out of your head."No... Not that, I wanted to talk to you about the music.""During the fight?"you nod."Well, it was pretty jarring to have my emotions amplified like that. The frustration of not being able to beat the Director just crushed me.""I'm sorry.""So you should be." she says with a smirk "anyway, I'm alright now, if that's what you want to ask.""Great, I'm trying to find out a way to direct the attack if that means anything.""You should. friendly-fire is not very appreciated around these parts.""Bold words comeing from you." You return her smirk."So girls," you tell the others, "I was thinking of heading into town to pick some stuff up. Maybe you'd like to come with me?""I'm sorry, I need to check some books out of the library." Hina answers, "I'll see you at the house for lunch?""No can do teacakes. Sasha is due for maintenance and check-ups. I also need to file a report with Trude.""Town? I'd like to go. maybe pick some stuff up for the Beetanian's hives." Susan tells you."Okay then, I'll see you two at lunch later," you tell Hina and Erica as they both go in for a quick kiss."Let's go." you extend a hand out to your twin and the two of you make the jump home and out to the park in town.------------------------------------------------------------------WHAT STORE DO YOU GO TO FIRST?
>>19960103Dunno go for the guns first or second?
rolled 57 = 57New store?>entCErn servicesCaptcha knows what it wants.
>>19960103>First StoreLet's go to the RCS. Should be able to get the towels easily from Ash, and anything else we might need but haven't thought of.Also, this is what I imagine the ninja restaurant to look like.
>>19960168gonna second RCS
>>19960103RCS for Combat Towel.
I'm going to make an MSQ wiki on wikia in 15min.Voice objections now, or deal with it.
>>19960389Wikia is shit, use something else.
>>19960389Do it but make a copy of everything you put on there.
>>19960407Do you have someting else to use?I know it's shit and I avoid it myself.But I don't any other wiki farms.
>>19960445A fucking pastebin would be better than wikia.
>>19960103>RCSYou and your twin head over to the RCS where Ash should be waiting for you with whatever you might need."welcome to the store, yada yada yada, money." He again gives his usual truncated greeting."Hey Ash, got anything for us?" you ask, knowing full well that he did.He brings out a paperbag and hands it to you."TItanium/Cotton mesh weave bath towels, a whistle of rape, your groceries and a book you absolutely need. 4guptas 55yonks""and me?" Susan asks him"Here," he pulls out a similar bag "A set of pajamas, boxes of potion delivery bullets; 9mm and 50cal., some lipgloss, and a book that you need to read. 3guptas 17yonks."The two of you pay for your purchases and head out of the door.WHERE GO NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?>first to roll a 70+
>>19960465We'd best read the title of that book which we absolutely need. Heck, and the book that Susan needs to read, too.
rolled 14 = 14>>19960465Dakka'B'Uzzz
rolled 45 = 45>>19960465DEAD KILLY SHOOTASLOOTED FROM ALL DA PLACES YOU NEVAH BEEN
rolled 40 = 40>>19960465What's the title of the book?Also, rolling for Tackleberry's Guns and Gun Accessories - For all of your self-defense across the Multiverse.
rolled 53 = 53>>19960465Guns of the empirium
rolled 71 = 71>>19960484I think so. I like it.
>>19960484>>19960501Dammit. ANOTHER Ork store?
rolled 50 = 50>>19960514It's the same Ork store. It just keeps getting WAAAAAGGHHHH'd and coming under new management.
>>19960514Maybe only the owner is an Ork and it's actually run by Tau girls.
rolled 97 = 97Yes. Another.No idea why these guys have such a hard on for orcs with guns.
>>19960534You have all of human media, and all of the gun-crazy characters to choose from, and they keep going back to the same tired joke.It's not that funny anymore, really.
>>19960560I'm sorry we're not having fun in a manner which you approve.We'll endeavour to do so more often in the future.
>>19960532My dick says please.
>>19960597You're predictable and boring, is the problem. Like 20th thread about felinids this week.
>>19960597Good for you for having fun.You're not the only one playing this, though.
rolled 78 = 78For a new store, I really would have liked say, Trope-Tans Emporium for the Genre Savvy and Medium Aware.
>>199606623 posts for Ork store, 2 posts for different gun store, and as stated it could easily be the same Ork store we had before.
>>19960465You sneak a peek at the bag and see the book that Ash gave you.It's a little blue book bound in wherhide, and in gold font on the front, you read, "EVERYTHING A MAN NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT WOMEN">The author of the book was written down only as N.S.Beside you, Susan is also peeking into her bag.--------------------------------------------------------------------->SUSAN POVIf Ash says, you need a book, he means that you need it.With this in mind, you decide to look into your bag.[It's Not Masturbation][by H.J. Farnsworth]"Goddammit." You close the bag quickly as you muttered this.You look up, to find yourself in front of an unfamiliar shop.[DEAD KILLY SHOOTAS] the sign read.Through the cracked glass front, you see racks upon racks of guns inside."hey, let's check this out." you tell your twin."Sure, maybe we can find some new guns for you." he tells you as you walk inside.----------------------------------------------------------------Inside, a large green creature, quite similar to the guy from the Gubbinz shop with a shopkeep's apron greets you."Oiz you gits, welkom to ourz store. Anythingz you need, you tellz me."
>>19960739>[It's Not Masturbation]Well shit.
>>19960739Box of guns. Variety pack. Get Kraus to negotiate.
>>19960739"We need something with flash. Lots of flash."
>>19960739We have 50 cal potion bullets, right? Time to get an M2 or some kind of anti-material rifle.
>>19960779Two, possibly three.JackSousukeSusan
>>19960739Need a pair of M9's (for the 9mm potion bullets), a Gepard M2 or Barrett M82 anti-material sniper rifles.And a box of really flash guns for Sousuke.
>>19960820Definitely 3 Variety Packs.
>>19960739"so uhhh, what weapons do you have here?" You ask him."We'z got anything you can think of. Shootaz blastaz meltaz sum of dat ol timey crap. Anything you want. I derz sumfink you can't fin in herez, go to the bozz lady at the back and she'll get it for youz.""Thanks. I guess we'll look around first." you tell this green hulk.WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?>rollemfirst two to roll an 80+
>>19960946A barret and a pair of Glocks for Susan
rolled 1 = 1>>19960957Forgot the roll A barret and a pair of Glocks for Susan
rolled 22 = 22>>19960946Fallout style mini nukes?
rolled 92 = 92>>19960946Tac-50 and a MP5
rolled 81 = 81>>19960962Well fuck you too dice!
rolled 69 = 69>>19960963I think I'll do it again because I find the idea funny.
rolled 21 = 21>>19960946Imperium Variety Pack, with Hidden Prize.Containing 1 of everything, and the Hidden Prize, if you're lucky, is a Shuriken Pistol; otherwise it's just an Ork Shootah.
>>19960739Fuck man if were gonna go with the big guns we might try for the harkonen cannon.....oh fuck. If erica got her hands on the mkII....Oh fuck that's and anti tank rifle....OH FUCK THAT'S AN ANTI TANK RIFLE!!!!
rolled 47 = 47Okay so we now have Tac-50 and a MP5along with weaponized dice blasphemes.
rolled 30 = 30>>19960946A pair of M9's for Susan and a Barrett .50cal sniper rifleWe should exchange bunny and neko modes at some point tooBecause I want us to have super strength, not because I want to see hayate dressed up like a slutty catgirl... Honest
>>19960946>the bozz lady at the backLG please tell me she's blue.
rolled 100 = 100>>19960987whoops forgot the roll.
rolled 26 = 26We need samaratin. Susan can probably duel wield them with the strength from nekomode
rolled 12 = 12>>19961028OH FUCK THAT'S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE
Home much money do we have?
rolled 29 = 29You know we should look into getting or making an Caster Gun.
rolled 20 = 20>>19961068But clearly the dice don't approve so they can fuck off.
rolled 48 = 48How about a Zorg industries ZF-1.
So we've got >>19960971and >>19960987We still need more guns, though.
>>19960846If we're looking to get some really brutal weapons for Sosuke, we could get him a Firedrake needler from Battletech. It shoots non-metallic projectiles that absolutely shred unarmored targets to ribbons. These projectiles are also immersed in super-hot flames when they're shot, igniting or melting most of any flammable surface that it can pierce If you ever needed to kill the hell out of a soft target, this would be a solid choice. Can't do crap against armored targets, though.Although it is a messy weapon, no question about it. Horrifying, even.
rolled 3 = 3>>19960982Rolling again for Variety Packs.
rolled 21 = 21How about an XM-25?All the joy of a grenade launcher but semi-automatic.
>>19961144For us or Sousuke?Sousuke probably already has one.
rolled 28 = 28>>19961079dis shoota.
rolled 89 = 89I still like the mini nuke idea.
Can you faggots not even read LG's post?>first two to roll an 80+We get a Tac-50 and an MP5, and a Barrett and a pair of Glocks for Susan.
rolled 15 = 15As susan let's use nekomode to use ridiculous guns that wouldn't normally be possible.I'm thinking the jackal from Hellsing.
>>19961225thats why I rolled for the Harkonen. Hell Susan could use the Harkonen MKII. twin 30mmm autocannons
rolled 1 = 1>>19961214Dumb questions for 600 Alex.>Can you faggots not even read LG's post?what is, not giving a fuck?
>>19961214I'm sorry we're not having fun in a manner which you approve.We'll endeavour to do so more often in the future.
You and Susan separate and go looking through the store on your own. You search through an Aisle of futuristic looking weapons but none of them really catch your attention.As you turned a corner to go to the aisle of handguns, you spot a pair of gold plated glocks,"Heh. GLOCKS." you chuckle as you think of getting these as a joke-gift for Sagara.You pick them up to see how they'd feel in your hands when you notice that the sights for them were on the side."hahaha." You laugh as you aim them sideways."I think Sousuke would have an aneurysm over these."Placing them in a basket you got earlier, you walk on.----------------------------------------------------------------->SUSAN POV You make your way through an aisle of sniper rifles.You think that a supportive sniping roll, combined with the new potion delivery bullets you just got would work quite well.Now, you need a gun that's not too bulky or hard to use.And that's when you spot it.On a rack next to long a rifle that was long and bulky shit was a TAC-50.Not really that well versed in sniping weapons, you just liked the gun for its compact frame.You pick it up and looked some more-----------------------------------------------------------------
>>19961278>1Lookout, perhaps you shouldn't roll tonight? I think the dice have it out for you right now.
>Hayate POVYou now walk down an aisle of rifles, hoping to pick one up for yourself.True, you already had your coachgun and your 1911s but you think you need something with a bit more range and a bit more firepower.You ignore the futuristic weapons as before, and get to looking through the mundane/normal ones.Then you found it. It's a Barret m82. A gun you've had some experience with during that training camp with Sousuke.The large impressive weapon had unbelievable range and was an impressive anti-materiel rifle.You pick it up and sling it across your shoulder.-------------------------------------------------------------------->SUSAN POVWalking through the section that housed the submachine guns, you find yourself looking at an mp5k.Chambered in 9mm, you think that this thing, with it's large capacity and the ability to go full auto would make a decent close-in weapon for you.You find your twin at the back with his purchases as you walked up with your own.
rolled 49 = 49>>19961350then it's a good thing i'm not rolling when it's called for, innit?
>>19961345>gold-plated GLOCKS meant to be fired sidewaysSousuke is going to kill us.Then, when Al activates the personification program for them, and Sousuke sees what they turn into, he'll double-kill us.
rolled 67 = 67>>19961405It's going to be something like 'nigga moment' isn't it?
>>19961417Probably something like this.
>>19961405Thompson sisters from Soul Eater?
>>19961405if it ended up being Chris Tucker I would be mightily amused.
You find the "bozz lady" the green guy was talking about manning the desk.She looked blue. Not blue-sad, just blue-blue."hey there, I see you two have chosen some of those antiques. You sure you wouldn't like a bolter, shooter or a Rail Rifle? We're having a sale on those. ""Well... We're not really big on futuristic stuff." you say as you speak for yourself and your twin."Nonsense. Just get one of these variety boxes." she nods towards a stack of small crates nearby."They contain a nice assortment of stuff that you just might find interesting."[ ]eh sure [get one][ ]no thanks
>>19961432Nah they were proper guns and actually could shoot sometimes.This is more like a pair of loud little kids running around with good chains
>>19961432Just the stupid one, but two of her.
>>19961450[x]eh sure [get three]Because one for us and Susan, one for Jack, and one for Sousuke so he doesn't kill us for the gold-plated GLOCKS.
rolled 28 = 28>>19961450[x]eh sure [get three]
>>19961450[x]eh surealways be nice to the blue aliens.>why are there always blue fucking aliens
>>19961450[x]eh sure [get two]One for the household, and one for souske.
>Chris tucker AND Dave ChappelLG i fucking love you.
>>19961450Eh sure, there might be something cool in there
And at minimum, they should each have one of those nice, handy laz-guns.Maybe we should get 4. last one for Ursula to take apart and tinker with.
>>19961450[ ]eh sure [get one]whats the worst we could get?
>>19961489>one for Ursula to take apart and tinker withOh, good idea! We need to get one for Ursula to mess around with.I wonder if the Packs have Jaffa Staff Weapons.
>>19961501Add them to the Landraider!
Well, that was annoying.At least it's back up.
>>19961450One would never be enough. Get at least two.
anyone still here?
Clamflare for lg?
rolled 8 = 8[x] Eh sure.We can always use more dakka
still not working?
rolled 35 = 35We back?
rolled 48 = 48>>19961501Test post, please ignore
>>19961450[x] Eh sure [get three]
rolled 68 = 68>>19961743[X] Sure
rolled 20 = 20>>19961743What do they cost?
rolled 51 = 51>>19961743Sure, why not?
rolled 12 = 12>>19961821You have no idea how that even works, do you?
rolled 91 = 91>>19961743[x] do wantAlso, what do our funds look like at the moment?
rolled 24 = 24>>19961743[ ]sure, how much are they?Susan needs one. Get that bitch a cannon. Bitches love cannons.
rolled 4 = 4>>19961821We presist. Sage does nothing.
"How much are they?" you ask the shopkeep."10 guptas for a box. Old stock I'm trying to get rid of. Each case containes 2 small guns, 2 medium ones, and 1 large one.""You classified them by size?" Susan asks"Yeah, those orks can only sort guns like that. So i figured that was the most reasonable way to pack them. There's no way jsut what you're getting though until you open it.""10 guptas huh? We'll take 4.""4?" your twin asks"For you, for me, and one each for Ursula and Sagara.""ah.." she agrees on this plan.As the shop's owner ringed up your purchases and and packed them away in a crate of holding, she comments on your choice of weapons again."You really do like that old gunpowdery stuff huh?""well, it's what's familiar to us afterall." you answer."in that case, i think I just may have something in the back that you might like."
rolled 62 = 62Da fuq?
LG did you just delete a post?
She leads you through a side door and into what appears to be a workshop.Mounted on the far wall above a lathe was a pair of large guns, no, cannons."Harkonnen 30mms. Anti-EVERYTHING cannons." She walks up to the things and pats a light layer of dust off them."Single-action, ultra long range. Comes with an assortment of rounds ranging from normal slugs, incendiary napalm, flechets and depleted uranium."She shows you one of the huge shells for the things."Kicks like a horse on steroids, weighs jsut as much. Got them a few years ago from a trader from the outlying Dimensions, said they were the mass production versions of a some special gun or some shit. Never got sold, not even any inquiries. That's why they're in the back."She turns around and faces you and Susan."How about I cut you lovely couple a deal?"[ ]sure, how much? [>add a roll if you pick this, taking the 5th][ ]no thanks, we're good.[ ]We're not a couple!
rolled 81 = 81>>19962013>>19962007did price double due to demand?
rolled 79 = 79>>19962013[x]sure, how much?I'm sure we can change ted's mind about that whole 'ranged' thing.
rolled 79 = 79>>19962013[ ]sure, how much?We saw that sneaky little post delete. Don't think we didn't.
rolled 52 = 52>>19962013[x]sureFollowed by[x]We're not a couple!And, damnit, y u make us lose that 91?
>>199620225 seemed too cheap.edited them a bit.also added some more conversation.>here's a funny coincidence.The first time i posted the distorted header image, the chan died.the second time [today]it died again
>>19962031Which, incidentally, was the fifth roll on the deleted post
>>19962032We grow more powerful than /tg/ could ever imagine... What is the state of our finances?
rolled 92 = 92Fine I'll roll the fifth.Prepare the nat 1.
rolled 6 = 6Time for number 5
>>19962061Well done, sir.
>>19962061Holy shit that was close
>>19962061is a very nice day to be a professional russian.
>>19962045>>19962031>okay, I'll take it."how much are they?" you ask as Susan exclaims, "We're not a couple!" a little too defensively."35 each. 60 if you'll take the pair. I'll throw in the crates of ammunition for them, if you buy."You check your funds quickly with Kraus, 'Dude, how much we have?' 'YOU DON'T GET PAID THIS WEEK COCKSUCKER. ALL YOU HAVE IS 96G, 55YONKS."[ ]buy[ ]No buy
rolled 53 = 53>>19962061Dicegods love Rob Schneider or SexualLobster!>Trying a name for luck. Test roll go.
Moderate dice luck.>>19962083The one time I do good...
I don't know how this faggot visual-novel style "quest" gets so many replies. I hope it's just a dedicated pack of sad losers from /a/ because the /tg/ I knew used to be smarter and more creative than this.
>>19962083I say we get one now and since they don't seem to be selling pick up one next week.
>>19962083We can manage till next week, let's do it.
>>19962083Go for it, we can just not buy anything for a week.
>>19962099>mfw the OP now parodies BuffyDisgraceful
>>19962083If we can get one and put the other on hold till after we get paid, do that.Otherwise, get both.
>>19962090I blame myself. And I apologize
>>19962083You share a look with your twin, she nods at you and you both say at the same time,"We'll take them."-----------------------------------------------Minutes later, with you pushing a trolley loaded with your purchases that lent to you by the nice blue lady, you and Susan walk out of the store and back out into the street.WAT DO?[ ]go home[ ]go to Billy's [ ]Other
>>19962170Nah you've done no wrong. It was my own inaction that caused this.
>>19962190[x]go homeLet's make sloppy joes.Because a large chunk of our Family hasn't had them.
>>19962190Pantasia.Try and have Susan and bread-butt make amends.
>>19962190Don't we still need supplies for the pond?If so, Billy's, otherwise home.
>>19962236No, only death lies that way.
>>19962241Your right! Changing to Billy's.
>>19962241Yep, seconding this
>>19962190Billy's for pond, garden and hive supplies
You and Susan now make your way to Billy's to get some supplies you need for the garden renovations that you were planning.As the two of you cautiously walk through the store, hoping to avoid Billy and the leatherman for as long as you could, you pick up supplies that you'd need to not only build the hives for Susan's bees, and the pond for Mandy, but also the things that you require for the greenhouse that you have been planning."why a greenhouse?" Susan asks "The bottle already has perfect weather.""well, I intend to use it to isolate and contain certain plants.""Hmn... that makes sense."With your cart now loaded to the brim with wood, stone, cement and other things, you head up to the cashier to pay.There, of course, Billy and his companion waited.**ROLL FOR NOT GETTING RAPE**Considering the first five.
rolled 54 = 54>>19962306
rolled 12 = 12>>19962306oh shit its billy HIDE!
rolled 29 = 29Stop, Don't touch me there.That is my no-no square.
rolled 11 = 11We still have our Orthichalcum boxers on right?
rolled 50 = 50>>19962306Satan, guide my dice.
rolled 82 = 82>>19962306oh god here i go
Lookout got the best roll.What the fucking fuck.
>>19962346 IT IS A SIGN OF THE END TIMES!
rolled 14 = 14>>19962306Remember to keep the rape whistle that we just got at RCS in our hand.
>>19962368It's a "whistle of rape"
>>19962335"I'll take care of this." Susan tells you as you stay as far from the cashier as needed.Billy, looking rather morose that Susan was the one that walked up, begins to ring up your purchases.You kept your eye on him fearing that the musclebound man would jump across the table and get get you.Unfortunately, you forget to keep an eye on the Leatherman."FOOOOOOOOOO!" he jumps you from where he sneaked behind a display for some roofing tiles.He thrusts his pis at you, the leather crotch piece barely grazing your side."HARDGAY GONNA PARTY WITH YOU BOY!"this was the first time you've actually heard the Leatherman talk, and as if confirming your nightmares, it was horrendous."IM GONNA OIL YOU UP, COVER YOU IN GLITTER AND WRESTLE YOU TO THE GROUND!"WAT DO?
>>19962421douse ourselves in slider.
>>19962421BLOW THE RAPE WHISTLE!!!!
>>19962440But he just said he wanted to oil us up. He'd see it as an invitation.
>>19962452and given sliders majaikal properties and our own wrestling skills, presumably he wouldn't be able to hold us.
>>19962457Still, he'd try to, and I don't think he'd be discouraged easily.
>>19962466You do know that involves us being in a skirt, right? In a hardware store full of gay men?
>>19962466abandoning susan isn't cool.>>19962473so we should also drink some drago and toss him into the lake.I mean, fear of rape aside, is there any reason we think we couldn't take one of these guys in a real fight?
>>19962421Start dancing and get Kraus to play "Danger High Voltage"The only way we are going to stop this is if we overgay him.
>>19962484They have the blessing of Slaneesh.Voting for blowing the rape whistle and going invisible.
>>19962484They'd probably like it too much?
>>19962440You pull out a vial of slider and upend it over yourself.The leatherman takes this as an invitation and goes in to grapple you.You slip out of his drip like a greased banana and land a few meters away."MY, MY. HOW FUN!" he goes at you again.Billy hurriedly finishes checking-out Susan's purchase and jumps over the table, attempting to get in on this action.The two burly men get you in between them and again try to pin you, but the slider again keeps this from happening.You easily get out from between them and they're left hugging each other as they fall to the floor."OHOHOHO, FRISKY ONE ARENT YOU?" Hardgay comments as he tries to get back up.You waste no time and upend a teacup on the two."Let's get out of here." You tell Susan as you grab your stuff and leave.
>>19962486>out gaying HARDGAY
>>19962501You know.Have we ever made it clear how seriously NOT COOL this is to them?Think it might help?
It's a whistle of Rape, it summons rape.Just like the one NGAF gave us, but actually enchanted.
>>19962507You know let's try this next time Frank comes at us, it's worth a fair shot.
Back outside, you load your stuff onto the trolley and prepare to head home."That was a close one huh?" Susan comments."You're lucky they don't go for girls." you tell her with a sidewards glance."Indeed." she grins.You put a hand on the trolley's handle and prepare to jump back home.You took out your portkey and prepared to activate it by pressing the button in the teapot held by the tiny pewter bunny.But before you could do so, a voice stops you.It was voice you hoped you would never hear again, a voice that brought back terrible memories and trauma."Hey son, did some shopping there?" that person said. "You sure have loads of cash now huh?"
>>19962538NOOOOONOHELL NOFUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODONT YOU FUCKING 'NEXT TIME' LG
>>19962538...oh FUCK.I asked for plot. Now, I immediately regret it.
RIP AND TEAR!RIP AND TEAR!KILL! KILL! KILL!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD,SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!PURGE THE HERETICS!
>>19962538WHAT!?NO!IF YOU END THE THREAD HERE I WILL FLIP THE FUCK OUT!
WHERE'S SAKURA! WHERE'S NANOHA?WHERE ARE THE BOOM-QUEENS WHEN YOU NEED THEM?!?!
NEXT TIME ON MSQ:Der VaterNew thread at 2200 SATURDAY 4chan time.>going out tomorrow.>SOUSUKE later at 0800>MAD SCIENCE on Saturday 0800
>>19962562And I shall sage them all!
>>19962538Oh ho ho ho.... He dun goofed. He dun goofed sooo hard.We literally just bought an arsenal...I... I'm salivating... LG you, along with Khorne have blessed us this night.Let's do it with a knife! No a gun! No... both! Both at the same time!>>19962562I'll spend the free time planning the slaughter!
>>19962562LG YOU FUCKING COCKGOBBLING MANWHOREYOU LEAVE US WITH A CLIFFHANGER LIKE THAT AND THEN HAVE THE BALLS TO NOT HAVE A THREAD TOMORROW?IF MY RAGE COULD BE TAPPED AS A POWER SOURCE, I WOULD FUEL THE ENTIRETY OF HONG KONG FOR A MONTH
>>19962538YOU HAVE ENTERED A WORLD OF PAIN.A. WORLD. OF. PAIN.
>>19962562Clearly my ascension to namefaggotry has cause this... Im sorry it's my fault.We did divorce them with Mike right?
>>19962572On a relavted not i'm switching fromhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47LYLmIGkxgtohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUgeRrXkTis
>>19962562We have no Vater, We have friends, colleagues, several girlfriends, and a baby on the way.We have no parents.
Guys.I think it's finally time we lose our butlery cool.And we show just how absolutely terrifying we can be.We and Susan both.
>>19962621The skies will be rent apart and weeping sorrow upon the creature that dares refer to us as their offspring. The otherworldly eldritch beings that reside in their slumber will experience terrors on what we rain on this 'Vater'.
>implying that Hayate is over the trauma caused by his parents enough to ever fight back against them (seriously look at the manga, he never manages to really go against them whenever they're around)>implying his parents don't have a majaikal device that has a mind control affect on everyone else to allow them to get away with their abuse (oh god our parents are Desus)
>>19962650Fuck your shit we went to therapy, this is where it pays off.
Hey son, watch me do a magic trick with your pregnant girlfriend
>>19962683Don't even fucking JOKE about that.That happens, and we fucking become death, destroyer of worlds.
You guys knowEven if Hayate and Susan do nothing our entire social circle basically wants to torture his parents to death as slowly as possible.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18694989/#18695195just a reminder, our plan for a long ass time now has been to kill them dead killydead if they ever show up.
>>19962728Nobody in the managa ever questions Hayate's parents' rights to sell him to the Yakuza or force him to work while they take everything from him. They have mind control powers dude, we're going to get back to our house and find Erica, Ursula, Hina and Perrine having tea with them and asking us why we never introduced them. Oh god we're a terrible son for never introducing our parents to our girlfriends that's why they need to borrow the deed to our house so they can use it to fulfil their dreams.
>>19962742Part of me wants to tell him (Them? Maybe our mother is here too?) to fuck off in the most spectacular way we can.But more of me wants to pay a surprise visit to whatever universe Nanoha is in. Introduce her to the people who have caused us so much pain and suffering.
I somehow feel this is a trap...So what's our plan to deal with him(them)?
>>19962772I dunno about anyone else, but this more or less sums up my preferred course of action.
>>19962757Except we told them all start to finish what happened and Nanoha nearly went to exterminatus our planetSeriously the moment they get within visual range of any of the people we know they will be reduced to a fine paste.Heh I would love to see the conversation with mike"so what's up kid, need help hiding a body?"Yeah my parents turned up and I need to get rid of them"wait, those asshole parents you told me about? Are they dead yet?"Uh no but I figured I would plan ahead"good. You just leave this to me, I am gonna enjoy this"
>>19962772they get one chance to leave and never return or interfere with our life until the end of time and existence.otherwise, they get death.the opposite of life, compromise, negotiation, peace, growth, happiness, and all those other things they denied us.
>>19962795"With all due respect, Mike, fuck that. I want to do it myself."
>>19962799No they don't get that chance.
"Mike?""Yeah kid?""You know how you're always offering to help me hide some bodies?""...yeah.""Bodies."
>>19962799>they get one chanceWhat have they done to ever deserve a chance? Literally the only thing they've done in their lives that has been of benefit to us is create us and they pissed away anything we owe them for that long ago. They don't get to leave here alive.
>>19962799Fuck that. We kill them preemptively before they have a chance to fuck us over somehow.We kill them before our real family does it first.We kill them with extreme prejudice, because extreme prejudice is called for.We kill them, and then we go on with our life without a shred of pity, without compassion, and without remorse, because they were already dead to us.
Kraus... play track three....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bbb56jZo0rEDo it with a short knife, up close and personal.
>>19962937Cute, but the lyrics don't fit the situation.We know they're not going to heaven.
>>19962937http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWk8rPzseLg&feature=relatedThis, as we kill him slowly and without a single word of explanation.The words would be wasted on him anyway.
>>19962562OK, since I'm not around for the 22:00 quests, I will leave my battle plan here with hope it will be remembered.1. "No good man we don't have any money to spare."2. If he goes I-am-your-father: "I don't recognize you. Do you know him sis?"3. Any guilt trips will be politely ignored.4. We mentilate Mike: "Shit is brewing. No bodies -- yet -- but my no-good father showed up."5. We collect the park port-key. Miki found the thing so others will too.6. Mentilate everyone of that change and warn them of incoming shit.That should cover most directions this can go wrong for us. We might tell everyone to check the castle for intruders, just in case our mother gained entrance.
>>19963173Miki found it, yes, but then we took precautions towards others using it. It requires direct physical contact with the stamp itself. Having covered it over with tape, and hopefully Real Wood Texture Paint™, it cannot actually be used to enter the house.Also: "My parents are dead, it's the only logical conclusion I can come to that would lead to the Yakuza chasing after me to collect my organs for sale. There for, you must be an imposter, with no right to call me family. Now leave, before I must take drastic measures."
>>19963173Let's lock down EVERYTHINGmaybe talk to someone on the security team or ask sousuke to install those automated defenses of his in our house.
>Anyone out thereTwitter's for faaaaags.
...So that's why Jack's been digging trenches. Damn that chick is on the ball.
>>19967053Nah, that's just a Krieger being a Krieger.Also, we have the Harkonnen and a lot of other weaponry literally RIGHT IN FRONT OF US.Cripple, capture, and if that "doesn't work" KILL.
>>19967299Yeah but Negabureau. You think they just wandered into this dimension?Nope. They were sent here by Negayate (the guy we thought was us from the future) to distract us while Rafale goes after Perrine.
>>19967299As much as I'd like to give our erstwhile father a .45 caliber lead injection, let's just teleport back to our house without another word, and then alert Mike that there's an intruder in town while we have Jack and our familiars do a full security sweep of the resort.Because where our father is, our mother isn't far behind. And if he's here, where's she?
>>19967602Then we contact everyone after.It doesn't take that long to explodinate someone, and everyone is capable enough on their own.We just have to see how things go.Come to think of it, we should check in with EVERYONE after. Not just our own team.We have no idea what's going on, nor who is being targeted.We have no idea what's going on, all we know is our father is here and probably our mother as well. This will not be good.
guise.Guise.gUise.What if...what if we...what if we make them good?I say we break out the fiddle and subject them to 16 some odd years of suffering and see what happens to them.
>>19969438Possible. Maybe.Let's do it.If not just for shits, giggles, crazy awesome, and derailment.
>>19969501figured it would be worth a mention.
>>19969438Don't be ridiculous, the dead can't feel emotions. Not really.
>>19969598But this is clearly some sort of trap!
>>19969624Which is why he should go and talk to the Director about it. It just seems odd that one of his parents drop out of no where and is all 'hey son' like he knew he was there the whole time. Just doesn't add up.
>>19969624I'm not suggesting we kill them. Just refuse to acknowledge that they are who they say they are, for obviously our parents are dead.It's basically what I've been saying for them all along. Hayate's parents died, we inherited their debt to the yaks, yaks decided to collect on our organs. Thus, our parents are dead, and these are some bad impostors.
>>19969660It makes so much sense now...