You are a Magical Girl, and you are a hair's breadth away from murdering someone in cold blood - right in front of the city's elite. You're not particularly concerned that the someone in question is a dark-skinned, seven-foot tall transhuman giant, a grotesquely musclebound depiction of the human form. You're not particularly concerned that, realistically, he could take you in both hands and rip you apart limb from limb without so much as a grunt of effort. You're also not particularly worried that he currently has you by your favorite drinking arm, in a grip tight enough that you're already losing sensation in that limb.All you know is that your left arm is still free to draw the Golden Desert Eagle from the holster it's strapped in. It would only take you a moment to do so, and half of another to put a bullet through his grinning face.
I've been waiting for this!
>>19904854Dammit we just got our drinking arm back. We don't want to lose it again without making up for all that drunk timeAlso fuck yeah more MGNQ
Army regs did not stop me from missing this.MAI BODY IS LADY
>>19904854But you don't. Not yet. Not immediately.Because that is not what proper, elegant maids do.You are Chiaki Matsuda, a Vindicare, a ranged murderer under the employ of the Ninth Incubator of the Officio Assassinorum. You are considered, if a captured Magical Girl is to be believed, as one of the more infamous of your rank. You are slightly amnesiac, and you spend your time filling your stomach with alcohol and painkillers in between missions.Currently you are in the middle of an assignment to escort an idol during an album launch-cum-gala in one of the swankiest mansions you've ever been in. The rich and famous are in full force here, trying to distract themselves from how empty and pointless their lives are by partaking in empty and pointless displays of extravagance. One of them in particular, a dark-skinned giant by the name of Lance Kilgore, has his sights on the weapon that a pink-haired, black-eyed demoness had blessed you with.Your principal is waiting for you.How do you get yourself out of this predicament?With force.With tact.With the flesh of fallen angels.
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>>19904911[X] With tact.Mr. Kilgore, I'm afraid you'll have to excuse me. I have a pressing engagement elsewhere, I'm so terribly sorry for the inconvenience. Perhaps we can continue this later.
[X]With tact.We should be focusing on protecting Iori.Plus we don't need to kill him.Yet.
Tact, but if that don't work we go with force
>>19904918There it is
THE FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS!!err... I mean...With tact.And a touch of modesty. "Mr.Kilgore, you're hurting me. Please release my arm, I have pressing matters to attend to."We must protect the drinking arm!
>>19904911With tactI am sorry sir but that is company property. If you wish to purchase one I can organize that for you
>>19904911>[x]With tact.Verbally: "Please, excuse me. Lady is calling me, I can't neglect my job."Internally: "I won't just kill you, I'm gonna take my time and make you wish you'd die".Don't flip it!!!
>>19904948This is good too
>>19904911[x]With tact.We don't want to unduly call down the OPERATORS on our heads.
I'm hoping that Kilgore presses the matter just so we have an excuse to flip out and start renovating the mansion.
[ ] with hamsters. I mean tact."Mr Kilgore, I'm amazed by your strength, but I really need that arm for my work. And my mistress needs to take that call. Perhaps we could talk later?"
btw: note from previous thread - once we have time for that, introduce Garcia (Fabiola's Young Master) to Iori. Or at very least, get him an autograph.
>>19904991Thinking of that, Fabiola was by our side just second ago (unless I missed one thread), how's she reacting to the sudden turn of events?
Somebody asked for a redrawing of the "Man with the Golden Gun" poster using the characters from this quest.The whole poster is much too difficult for me to do, but I've been working on drawing Chiaki at least...
>>19904911Tact. Just because the man is a barbarian doesn'tmake it a good idea.
>>19905019The face needs to be WIDER.
>>19905019Uh, I'm sorry, but the glasses are a bit too round.
>>19904911I'm going to vote[x] With the flesh of fallen angels.to see what happens.
>>19905019>Chiaky>Harry Potter glassesouchother than that, good job
>>19905033i dont think animu style is his style
>>19904854FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU! I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME SLEEP RIGHT NOW! Y U DOING DIS TO ME, DECULTURE?! FUCK DAMN NIGGER SHIT DICK CUNT!GO AWAY AND COME BACK LATER!
>>19904911tactlets see how he can make an ass of himself by manhandling the maid of a certain popular idol.
>>19905052SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK
>>19904928 >>19904936 >>19904946It's in the span of approximately one eyeblink that you visualize yourself killing Lance Kilgore. You know with absolute certainty that you'd be able to draw the pistol from your holster without even looking. You're even sure that the gun would jump into your hand as if in anticipation, the metal warm and eager and ready to kill. From there it would simply be a matter of raising it, pressing the mouth of the barrel against Kilgore's massive forehead, just between his bushy eyebrows, and then pulling back on the trigger until you felt the gun kick back in your hand.You're sure that nothing will be left of his face, reducing his skull into one massive exit wound.You're sure that your glasses will be splattered with not only his blood, but also bits of his skull and most probably a smattering of brain matter.And you're sure - for some reason, you're much too certain of it, to the point that you could almost taste it - you would be laughing while his body topples to the floor....You blink once or twice as the vision fades from view. Making sure that you did not unconsciously enact the events just as you indulged yourself in letting them play out mentally.You look up at Kilgore's unexploded face, at his unmarred skull. You smile thinly up the invisible exit wound that cores right through skin, muscle, bone and brain.You murmur something in a low and quietly vulnerable voice. Playing the role of the humble, indentured servant, tactfully begging off from the harsh attentions of a cruel master. You let him hear the fear in your voice, the feeble veiled protest.It's then that he lets go. Loosening his grip, slowly.And it's then that he smiles.
>>19905052>>19905105I just woke up
Mental note: Fix the bloody glasses. Well, it's time I left for work. I'll catch the rest of the thread on the archive. I leave you all with a goofy doodle (once again with incorrect glasses)
>>19905119That doesn't sound so good.
>>19905138I bet he's not after us, but after Iori, now he's gonna ask if we could introduce him to her.
>>19905119Now serious, dropping the pretend-fear in a soft voice only he can hear:>We can do this later. Meet me on the helipad (the one we brutally slaughtered Kure on) tomorrow.
>>19905155On the plus side, that would give us the opportunity to grab him by the balls and *twist*.
>>19905119Just wait, you can shoot his head off the moment he makes a wrong move. Just be ready for it.
You know, I got a theory about how lance 'collects' his wife's.I doubt it's anything like 'look into my eyes' or 'I touch you'. I think that in order to get a 'wife' he needs to kill that wife's friend/lover/husband with his sexy fists of fury first.One reasion why he would want to fight us is "When I kill you, Lori will be my latest sexy wife!"
>>19905166Plan from previous thread:>Accept Maid's offer>Talk to him, find out shit about Pinkface>Complete Iori's mission>Seek him out again>Slap his shit (with the 20mm Anzio from 1-2 miles away, maybe Misaka wants to do this for us while we're there to pick up the loot)>PHAT LOOT (Golden gauntlets)>Have Misaka copy them into a non-corrupting variant with bolters for the power armor>Call Misaka a good girl and have another vodka victory party.>Idol Cuddle in world's most awesome chair
>>19905119"You...you're something special, aren't you?" The gilded, diamond-encrusted grin on his face takes on a rather lewd curl as he moves forward, reaching with his other bangled hand to take your chin between two fingers, forcing you to look up just a bit more. "You've been touched by her, too." Kilgore says smoothly, his voice between a leopard's hunting growl and a purring engine. "I can smell her on you - taste her on you, in fact. But you have so much to learn, still so pure. I can teach you everything you want to know, little girl. I can...train you."He licks his grilled teeth, coating the diamonds there with a spit shine.You look up at him, your gaze unblinking from behind your glasses - and it's then that you hear Iori's heels clacking on the marble tiled floor, heading your way."Chiaki! What are you doing?! I need to take that call, now! Stop dawdling around like an idiot, you stupid girl!" Iori snaps harshly, the imperious tone sharp in her voice as she grabs your other arm and tugs you back to her - and Kilgore's grip is loose enough that your right arm slips right through his fingers. "I'm sorry if she bothered you, Mister Kilgore. Chiaki can be slow, sometimes.""No, no. Not a problem, girl." Kilgore laughs. "I'll be here."You let Iori drag you off the ballroom floor and into one of the balconies facing out of the mansion - surprising one of the operators busy having a smoke right then. He excuses himself, but not after a token attempt of looking down Iori's low-cut dress."There. We're alone now." Iori manages after making sure no one is around. "W-what is it, Chiaki-san? What's the emergency? Is...is the group here again? What is it?"How do you explain things to Iori?
>>19905170You can't really just shoot him. Because we have operators operating operatively all over the place. If you pull gun in here, youre gonna get shot. Unless they are already shooting at someone else.
>>19905174>LoriNo. i o r i.
Can some kind soul provide a newcomer with a quick recap?
>>19905182He's got a golden weapon. I'm going to have to kill him.
>>19905178But why there?We used it already, it isn't a good idea.
>>19905182Tell her straight.
>>19905186Magical zombie lich girl.Unless they're aiming for our ring finger. Then we're fucked.
>>19905182"Well, i've just confirmed that Sir Blingalot back there has those same evil magic Golden Weapons that have been causing trouble. And, unfortunately, he recognised the one I have for what it is, too."
>>19905182"I thought Lance wanted to use those magical bracelets of his to break your mind and turn you into his love slave. Now I think he wants to do that to me.Don't be too surprised if he turns up dead tomorrow morning."
>>19905182Well, she already knows about Pinky and that, right?So just tell her he's one of the golden weapon recipients, and what that entails.
Also, tell her that she's going to have to sign an autograph for the host.
>>19905196We can use our trump card (20mm Misaka) there, just like last time.Of course, we can pick another location that allows the same, but I just liked the idea. It seemed fitting and its gonna be a place he knows how to get to.It's not really important that it's that location though, so if you have better suggestions...
>>19905182Just tell it to her straight, and after that send her back out. Follow her after obtaining a tray of small eats (finger food as you yanks say) as an apology.
>>19905234We might not have the option to set this up. He might start a fight later in the evening and seek us out.Many superheroes decide to throw cars around, but it is usually much more efficient to drive the car into the target. We have Kyouko with a car, given where we work it is almost certainly bulletproof and extremely heavy.
>>19905234Using the same place just seems like a bad idea to me. It's probably somewhat conspicuous.
>>19905256That is of course true but it doesn't hurt to have several plans. We're going to kill him either way but we'd rather not do it in front of our principal, that's not in our MO after all.
Explain it to her straight and also tell her that we would be really grateful if she left NOW because things are beginning to look grim.
>>19905256He is going to prefer fighting in the mansion. Lots of small spaces, would be better for him then us.
>>19905192Madoka magica in a noir settingWe are playing an alcoholic, painkiller addicted, amnesiac Homura who smokesCurrently we are working for Iori from the idolm@ster series as a bodyguard and her crush after we saved her from being raped by otaku's aided by a magical girl
>>19905182There is not enough "mothefuckers" thrown into Kilgore phrases.HE NEEDS MORE
>>19905278True, but it's not going to be that difficult to lead him to a place where Kyouka can unleash the power of car into his face. Outside or near a good entrance into the building ought to work.
Avoid fight now because of civilians. And because it's not priority. We can sort him out later.Current mission is protecting Iori and "carrying DEagle around to see is some even of importance happened" wich just did.
>>19905271He would probably just consider it our home ground, and no more advantage than that. But he's a dirty fighter, so we can't exactly let him pick the location. He also doesn't seem like the type to decline a direct challenge.
>>19905299>Assuming assumptions.This is probably not exactly the same character as he is in the game, just like every character so far has been different.
We are going to kill him, yes. But when we do, it should be QB's assigned mission - because those yield some Grief Seeds despite the guy not being witch.And QB is enough of an asshole to not allow us the usual adventage that questgiver NPCs do (that is offer reward for a quest even if you've already completed it).
>>19905309I never played the game, or even knew of the character before this quest. All impressions I got from Deculture's writing.
>>19905195 >>19905199 >>19905208"What?" Iori's eyes go wide as soon as you finish telling her what you've discovered about the man she was talking to only moments ago. "Lance Kilgore has one of those...weapons? The ones Kyuubey-san warned you about?" Her gaze immediately strays to the Desert Eagle holstered at your side. "But what are you going to do, then...?"You tell her.Iori's voice, earlier tinged with aristocratic haughtiness, is now tinged with panic and just the slightest bit of fear. 'B-but...but Chiaki-san, he hasn't done anything bad yet, has he? I mean...yes, he's as subtle as a jackhammer, and twice as annoyingly loud, but..." It's then that she clasps your hand between hers. "...A-all my friends are here, Chiaki-san. People I care about. If you fight him here, they might get hurt." She shakes her head. "Please, Chiaki-san. I already lost Yayoi. I don't want to lose anyone I have left, too."Well. This complicates things.How do you respond?It's not my concern what happens to your friends. I need to deal with him immediately. If you have a complaint, take it up with Kyuubey....Alright. I won't try anything unless he does.
>>19905320Plus if we get a contract on him then we collect from QB and Fabiola/RobertaPaid twice for the same job is always a nice thing
>>19905299...Alright. I won't try anything unless he does.
[X]...Alright. I won't try anything unless he does.
>>19905292I can't wait until we kill him to hear his "AW HELL NAAAAAAAAAW"
>>19905344>[x]...Alright. I won't try anything unless he does.We should also inform QB, as in, right now.Oh and if you don't mind I'd like to introduce you to one nice person that happens to be here (if we are at the balcony, find Garcia in crowd and point at him). I owe his maid small favor and he's your big fan.
>>19905344It's not my concern what happens to your friends. I need to deal with him immediately. If you have a complaint, take it up with Kyuubey.
>>19905344I won't do anything here unless he makes a move Iori.And even if he does I will try to move it away from everyone else, I might be a killer but I don't get innocent people involved and I don't do collateral damage. That's what separates me from Kirika and I need to keep that
>>19905344>...Alright. I won't try anything unless he does.
>>19905344[x] Compromise! Bait him into attacking in a place of our choosing. Like on the roof.
>>19905367I believe we already reported the situation to QB, or do you have any specific things in mind we havent called in yet last thread?>>19905349Agreed
[X]...Alright. I won't try anything unless he does.We never planned on killing him here anyway
>>19905344Eh, we can wait. There's a risk of it getting messy if we go at him on his turf with only a single cyclopean chauffeur for backup.
>>19905367>Iori/Garcia shipping>not even subtle about it
>>19905393>implying we aren't trying to get her fixated on someone less of a mess than ourself both because it is best for her and more importantly we can't do relationships
>>19905399I'm sure it won't work, making her even more attached to Murderface. And I bet there's a Japanese word for it that ends in -dere.
>>19905399pre-Blood Trail Garcia would make awesome cute boyfriendpost-Blood Trail one... roughed up a bit, but it could still work
>>19905409Yah but that's half the fun of itAnd I don't know of any word in Japanese that fits.although deredere which is over the top true rabu which Iori seems to be slipping towards
>>19905344Alright, I guess I can wait until I get an official contract. That will at least be after this event.
>>19905409Still worth a shot.
>>19905409>ship Iori/Garcia>he adores her>she ends up with Murderface anyway>word for that with -derethe word you are looking for in "netorare"
>>19905460I'm so not going to google that.
>>19905344Oooh, MGNQ with my before work coffee...>[x]...Alright. I won't try anything unless he doesSeems like a reasonable option. Shooting up the place because Kilgore might be a threat, while cautious in the aspect of taking him out before he can, is a bit incautious due to the obvious reason of the dozens, if not close to a hundred or two people, security and staff.Firefight in a crowded area, with a CQC expert? No thank you. Especially when the Tactical Operators Security, Inc. decide to come and play.
>>19905344Don't worry Iori, it's gonna be alright.Besides, I'm the only friend you need.>face when(sorry, I had to)
>>19905466don't google it, look it up on sad panda
>>19905460Don't think he meant NTR. Prpbably closer to yandere. As in, Iori has been pretty dere so far, but if we push her away that might unleash yanmode.That being said, it would be perfectly IC for the emotionally stunted Murderface to try and push Iori away and towards Garcia, I think.
>>19905344>[x]...Alright. I won't try anything unless he does.As QB implied earlier, there would be an uproar if Kilgore was blammed here. While we may need to intervene in case Kilgore tries something, killing him here would may cause a PR nightmare if we were attributed to his death. Given Murderface's near-celebrity status amongst the other MG organizations, we'd also be easily recognizeable by witness description and/or surveillance footage. We may want to avoid a confrontation here if at all possible.
>>19905344>[X] It's not my concern what happens to your friends. I need to deal with him immediately. If you have a complaint, take it up with Kyuubey.
>>19905344Won't try anything unless he does. or he makes another pass at me. or I lose control. Or he says he votes republican
>>19905466Spoilers, it's cuckoldry. Very purposeful cuckoldry. You could say "Having an affair" except affairs are usually the kind of deal that happen spontanously, such as when Casanova walks into your solar.
>>19905494Now would be the perfect time for a Witch's barrier to pop-up so we can have some alone time with Kilgore...
>>19905505I don't suppose we can create witch's barriers? That sounds like a useful ability,
>>19905350 >>19905359 >>19905367This is a first.As far as you can remember - from what you CAN remember, anyway, your memory being the bullet-ridden sieve that it is - you haven't really been in the business of being such a pushover when your principals are concerned. You had always been bullish and stubborn whenever they tried to order you around, and you half-remember an incident where you shot a particularly demanding Principal in the foot just to get him to hunker down behind cover during a firefight.Now you're letting an idol - a waspish young woman whose only skill is making herself look pretty enough for the cameras and sing brainless pop songs - order you around, following her orders like a lovesick, craven puppy. Not just once, mind, but twice now.You're thankful Kyoko isn't here to laugh and rub it in your face.In any case, Iori seems heartened by your grudging acquiescence. "Thank you, Iori-san. I'll...I'm alright with leaving the event early in return. We can leave right after the album launching itself, and I'll tell both Chihaya-san and Takane-san to leave along with us. Alright?"You nod after a moment. This is an acceptable compromise. You glance out of the balcony for a moment, before turning towards back to the ballroom hall - spotting a certain blonde-haired boy trying to sneak glances at the both of you, with his maid patiently waiting beside him.Make him squirm by making a small scene with Iori.Have Iori meet him and give him what he wants. An autograph, of course.
>>19905504It is more setting someone up with the person of their dreams then purposefully blackmailing or seducing them away to destroy them by the cuckoldry for your own gratificationIt is being the biggest dick that you can be because it gets you hard
>>19905344i like to think that kilgore was completely fooled by our little vulnerable act.might be a good idea to keep him in the dark about what we can really do.
>>19905517Have Iori meet him and give him what he wants. An autograph, of course.Having rich boys that owe you one is never a bad thing
>>19905517>Have Iori meet him and give him what he wants. An autograph, of course.We've been way too nice to Iori today. Make her squirm a bit.
>>19905517Have Iori meet him, and make eyebrows at the TOTALLY NORMAL MAID like us to say we'll take her up on her offer at first convenience.
>>19905517[x]Have Iori meet him and give him what he wants. An autograph, of course.Being on good terms with Master of another murder-maid (possibly two of them) is never bad thing.Also shipping.
>>19905517Kharmic balance! Tit-for-tat! Whatever you want to call it, we're being way too accommodating to our principal.>X]Have Iori meet him and give him what he wants. An autograph, of course.That should get us back to disinterested-neutral.
>>19905517might be good for him to man the fuck up and approach Iori.then again, he would likely not do anything right now.[x]Have Iori meet him and give him what he wants. An autograph, of course.
Deculture, a question: Does Kyouko still have her illusion powers or did she lose those like in most PMMM timelines?
>>19905517[x]Have Iori meet him and give him what he wants. An autograph, of course.
>>19905517Eh, let's just wander off.>Neither
>>19905517Goddamn we are so soft.
[X]Have Iori meet him and give him what he wants. An autograph, of course.
>>19905618According to canon Homura was a pretty gentle girl before her contract
>>19905517Have Iori meet himWe aren't that cruel to people we have no reason to hateWe save that for enemies, annoying blue haired whores and principals who piss us off
We're getting soft. We need a much more traditional mission after this one. Something to ventilate.
>>19905640Too bad canon's mostly out of the window, eh?
>>19905640>Homura was a pretty gentle girl before her contractYou mean before thousand or so time rewinds?
>>19905653Perforate, you mean?
>>19905618Yeah I feel we can get away with a ton more crap then we think we do. That said, this amnesia thing has made us a different person already, and we enjoy Iori's company, sorta, so we don't mind doing as she says from time to time, I guess.
>>19905666Maybe the walls needed to be a bit more red anyway.
>>19905653Hopefully, our next mission will be disposing of Huge McBlingguy.
>>19905666>666don't tempt us, devil
>>19905618We are that soft because somehow Iori skipped right past all our bullshit and hit the "push us around" buttonThat and we never were a bitch to everyone and everything. Just those things that annoyed us while we were trying to get drunk, shot at us or in general was a pain in our assAs above though Iori has avoided that somehow.
You know, we should be more careful around Kilgore.Who's to say he doesn't have superhuman speed?
>>19905698She's the reason we're still getting pancakes, so we have to be at least a bit nicer to her than we usually are to people.
>>19905662Four, actually.Also, are we sure we want Garcia and Iori to hook up?
>>19905724Are we even sure they will.
>>19905709>strong (Potence)>fast (Celerity)>harem of girl (Presence)The guy is frigging Brujah!
>>19905533 >>19905539 >>19905540Stepping forward and to the side slightly - blocking the young man's view of Iori, placing yourself directly in his path of vision - you turn around to face Iori, both hands clasped behind you. The classic maid pose, and conveniently placing your tranquilizer pistol within a moment's reach."Chiaki-san?" Iori blinks. "What are you--" It's then that you cut her off as you tell her to listen, which she does, admirably enough. You tell her to look past your shoulder, discreetly and slowly, and find a young man with blonde hair trying desperately to act normal while sneaking glances at your direction."A blonde young man...? O-oh, you mean Lovelace-san?" Iori blinks once more as you confirm her guess with a nod. "What about him? I've heard that he's quite well off, and I haven't heard anything bad about him..." It's then that she smiles a strange, if stiff smile. "A-ah. Would Chiaki-san want me to introduce the both of you? I'm sure he would--"You cut her off again as you shake your head, frowning at the completely off-base assumption by the idol. You tell her that he's been itching to talk to Iori, at the very least get an autograph. You tell her to at least make his waiting worth it - he's a fan, and fans should always be treated right. Or so you think that's how it works.Iori stares at you for a few moments, before sighing as if in complete relief. "O-oh! An autograph...! T-that's easy, Chiaki-san! I can do that easily - and since you're the one who asked me, I'll make it special for him!"You nod at this, before stepping to the side again to let her step past you. Turning around just as she does, and giving her a tiny, encouraging pat on the bottom - making her squeak as you do so....You didn't think idol bottoms could be so soft.
>>19905724people Actually want that?
>>19905709We already fought, and won, against a superhuman speedster.Also, Pinky be damned, we can timestop.
>>19905724Not at all. I'd go against it, but, an awful lot of people seem to like the idea.I'll just she doesn't like him.
>>19905749>...You didn't think idol bottoms could be so soft.Oh Boy
>>19905662Basically yeah>>19905669See the whole amnesia thing doesn't mean we totally lose everything about ourselves just we can't remember itEvery now and then we might get leaks of what we were like and we end up acting like this.Then other times we might get random flashes of things we don't want to remember and it causes us to get moodyAnd the rest of the time we are just pretty mood swingy and crazy because apparently that's just us
>>19905749oh godthis is our fluffy tail, isn't it
>>19905744Well, yeah. You could put it like that.Honestly, I'm just going off the list of things we hate (enemies with superspeed) and the fact that Black Baron was inhumanly quick. I mean, he fought evenly with Jack, who could kill the shit out of trained soldiers before they could even react.
>>19905724well we saw 4 but is it actually confirmed for 4?
>>19905744Since when does a Brujah have Presence?
>>19905724I don't care either way. We all know we'll end up with Madoka anyway.
>>19905770>touch fluffy bottom
>>19905749As soft as we've become.I sense a cause-effect relationship.
>>19905749>...You didn't think idol bottoms could be so soft.They... shouldn't.Setting panic to 11!
>>19905788I have no idea where you got that from, and I hope you are wrong.
>>19905753To be fair, we did kinda lose that one. Misaka managed to scrape a victory out of it somehow.
>>19905749Bye Murderface, hello Molesterface.
>>19905799CANON PAIRING. YOU LOSE.AHAHA.
>>19905781I'd say yes.
>>19905807Our plan was to have her save us, therefore we still win.My logic is flawless.>>19905836>Avatarfagging.Stop that. It's silly.
>>19905753The difference between Kure and Kilgore is that the latter doesn't have to aim.I mean, Kure could dismember with ease.But if Kilgore so much as grazes us, we're going to be knocked down.
>>19905752>>19905724Nope, but we have to try somewhat>>19905744And we can stop timeLike to see a motherfucking masquerade vampire beat thatSpecifically a masquerade vampire since we all know about Dio Brando
>>19905724Personally - yes. We like her more in "want to protect her" way, than "want to have sexy times with her" way.And she'll be safer with him. No crazy magical girls aroud, no golden weapons, no chance of her being turned into MG. Plus they will be guarded by someone close to our own level at all times.
>>19905807We were never planning to beat Kirika ourselvesWe were going to get Mami out of there and have Misaka obliterate KirikaSo the plan half worked
>>19905845Timestop is broken, unreliable, slow to cast, and makes us see pinky. It's not really on the table at the moment.
>>19905836Dude, remember this is Noir, where nothing nice ever happens to MC. The harder you waifu Iori, the more likely she is to die horribly.So waifu someone you don't give a shit about and everything will turn out fine for everyone!Except Murderface. Eternal suffering ahoy!Also your avatarfagging annoys me. Cease immediately.
>>19905781Anime showed 4 timelines. Oriko Magica gives one more and the audio dramas imply at least two more. Number of timelines is quite likely more if you count the PSP game.
>>19905724Definitely not. But we've got to torture the girl a bit for making us act so nice.
>>19905724>>19905781>>19905871Given how vastly she changes from her original and the armada she accumulated? I would say at least a dozen if not moreBy the time she got to the one where it all worked she was very jaded and nearing the point of falling to witch hood I thought
>>19905749You follow Iori back into the ballroom, her giving you a rather strange, slightly-embarrassed look every few steps, a slight pink tinge in her cheeks - and you nod at her just as she stops in front of Garcia Lovelace, the young man just as surprised as his maid, looking at you with wide eyes."Lovelace-san?" Iori turns her dazzling smile up to 11 as she holds out her hand to shake the young man's. "I apologize, I was a bit busy catching up with my friends. I mean to talk to you much earlier. Iori Minase of 765 Productions. I'm sure you've heard of me?""I...I-I...um..." Garcia is working his jaw up and down, trying to get coherent sounds out of his mouth, but not being able to. His hand limply shaking Iori's own.You smile slightly at this, before looking pointedly at Fabiola and canting your head slightly to the side. She nods after a moment, and the both of you leave your wards alone as you step away just a bit for them to talk. "My eternal gratitude is yours, Pretend Maid," Fabiola murmurs underneath her breath as she stands beside you, the both of you looking like two maids simply waiting for their Masters to finish their conversation. "He was all too ready to run home crying earlier. Master has yet to...have them drop in terms of talking to the species known as woman."You shrug at this, before telling her that you will be accepting her offer. But on your terms. Lance Kilgore - who is at the other side of the ballroom floor, talking to a blonde-haired idol - will die, just at a time and place of your choosing."A wise decision, Pretend Maid. And I agree - this place is far too good to be stained with his blood. If you need my assistance, you have it."Discuss your compensation.Ask about Lance Kilgore's weaknesses, if any.Ask what sort of underwear she's wearing.
>>19905923Ask her if all idols have botoms that soft.
>>19905923[x]Ask what sort of underwear she's wearing.Seriously, do we HAVE to wear this lacy black rubbish?
>>19905923Ask about Lance Kilgore's weaknesses, if any.
>>19905939So very much seconded.
>>19905923Ask what sort of underwear she is wearingSeriously this shit is uncomfortable, you don't honestly wear it every day do you?
>>19905923>Ask about Lance Kilgore's weaknesses, if any.
>>19905870I suppose.I just don't want to see her go ;_;
>mfw the troll choice is the correct choice.
>>19905923>[x]Ask about Lance Kilgore's weaknesses, if any.
>>19905916MADOKA WHY ARE YOU SO WIIIIDE>>19905923Weaknesses and underwear.
>>19905923This:>[x]Ask about Lance Kilgore's weaknesses, if any.Then this:>[x]Discuss your compensation.And finally this (might be related to the previous one):>[x]Ask what sort of underwear she's wearing.
>>19905923[X] Do all threeAnd with underwear we of course mean the weapons she's concealing.
>>19905923[x] Weaknesses.We need intel on this target.Also, he's now chatting up Miki. Beware!
>>19905967She is 16:9 compliant.
[X]Ask about Lance Kilgore's weaknesses, if any.Then[X]Ask what sort of underwear she's wearing.
>>19905957She will still be around, on phone, ocassional visit...but she's not made for being in the middle of it all. And she doesn't deserve to be reforged to that end (despite QB would probably love to see things go that way).
>>19905923Lance is far more dangerous than we expected, we need to know of any weaknesses he might have.
Why must you make all the options so attractive, my good Deculture?
>>19905967it's not wider enough
>>19905923All three sounds optimal.>>19905992I can hardly argue, but I must confess I still do not like it.
>>19906004Well, he didn't say we have to choose only one.
>>19905957This! Look, whatever waifu we go with is gonna end up the final boss. That's... just how it works. That said, I <3 Iori far to much to avoid cuddle time with her. Follow the fluffy tail, damnit!
>>19906032The point of the fluffy tail is that it is irresistibleWe know it is a bad ideaWe know it ends with HUEHUEHUE [X] ReloadBut you put the fluffy tail option there and it will win by a fucking landslide every time
>>19906059Thanks for clearing that up, Deculture. Oh, wait...
Weaknesses and underwear.
>>19906010Well, we already have lesbian alpha princess showing interest in us, so if you're in for some cuddles, there is a way even after getting Iori to safety.
>>19906095I thought we were already sleeping in the same bed as her. Unless we've been sleeping in that comfortable chair.
Killing lance should require no more than a timestop and a car bomb. Or a .50 bullet from a mile away. The big problem is looting the bracers afterwards.
>>19906095Well, Iori IS saying that her friends should come with her tonight. Idols do sleepovers and stuff all the time, right? So there's that.But the point isn't that Iori is an idol; the point is Iori is OUR idol!
>>19906112Always the comfy chair for us. It's just too comfy.
That's the problem with /tg/. Give them a hardcore assassin, and they'll turn her into a lovesick girly girl within 10 threads. Oh well. I look forward to the night Iori starts sucking our soul gem.
>>19906124>[x] touch comfy chair
>killing LanceIt's trickier than you think. We can't hurt his harem.We'll earn big points with Mami and Iori if we don't.
>>19906117Nah he would survive a car bomb and probably take a few hits with the .50 or even the 20mm>>19906112We sleep in the same bed. It has been mentioned beforeThe comfy chair is for drinking, eating pancakes and passing out in
>>19906112Chair was the plan, but she said she didnt want to aleep alone. We got into bed with her and woke up in an octopus deathgrip that took great care to extricate herself from without waking Ioro.
>>19906133>Oh well. I look forward to the night Iori starts sucking our soul gem.I was like, wtf would she do that... but then realised ehat soaking it in booze did... so... I feel lewd and dirty now.
>>19906133We can still be a hardcore assassin with nothing to loose.Except, well, we have something to loose, now, that's all. If it wasn't Iori, everyone else was crowding around Misaka, or Mami, or... It'd /tg/, may was well get one fixed on and fend off the harem crowd as long as possible.
rolled 54 = 54>>19906154rolling for new fetish
>>19906154We almost licked the other magical girl's soul gem as well. Murderface, why are you getting these strange ideas? Are you more corrupted then you let on?
>>19906168THAT WAS ONLY BECAUSE IT WAS FULL OF WHISKEY OKAY.
>>19906168>It's only gay when soul gems are touching.jpg(wish I had saved that image)
>>19906186so you sayMURDERFACE IS A PERVERT!
>>19906133We are a mentally unbalanced assassin who has had the first person in god knows how long give a flying fuck about her and try to help herThat causes all sorts of shit with people mentally even in cases where they have minor issues let alone our baggage. it is called transferenceIf you want to play a completely emotionally dead assassin then I suggest you go play a hitman game on the computer
>>19905939 >>19905947 >>19905986The first question you ask takes Fabiola completely by surprise - it seems that she was expecting something else completely different. "What underwear...?" She blinks a few times, before finally smiling, a faint pink blush coloring her cheeks as she fidgets slightly. "How forward, Pretend Maid. I cannot give you your compensation in advance, as much as I am tempted to--"You cut her off right there by asking her again. A bit more firmly this time."...Cotton. I'm wearing cotton. White." Fabiola blinks in surprise, raising an eyebrow. "It's...it's only common sense. You don't wear anything lacy and elaborate under this many layers of cloth. You need something that breathes easily and comfortable. Why are you..."Her words drift off into silence as a knowing smile curls her lips, her eyes hooded. You blink at her turn of expression and avert your gaze, mumbling a curse under your breath."Ah. I see. I SEE, Pretend Maid." Fabiola giggles delicately. "Here starts your first lesson in Maidship - you do not wear underwear while in the guise of service. If you do, then you must be prepared to take your oath of servitude to an entirely new level." Her smile widens. "Did your Master dress you? If so, then that only confirms my suspicions."You tell her to shut up and ask about Kilgore's weaknesses. You don't need to hear it from a maid who is more than willing to pay for a contract with her body.
>>19906186And what would you do if you found one wrapped in pancakes?I thought as much.
>>19906154In the anime, QB was able to torture a girl by pressing down hard on her soul gem. I imagine that they can feel pleasure as well as pain.
>>19906202SHIT GUYSI THINK SHE INTO US
>>19906202"What weaknesses are there that need to be asked?" The maid shrugs, before nodding at Lance's direction. "He is a brawler, through and through. He uses dirty tactics to gain an upper hand. He is slow, but powerful - I have seen him punch right through concrete and steel. There is also evidence of him being able to move quickly in short, sharp bursts. Imagine a cobra inside a turtle's shell - ponderous and cumbersome, but able to strike quickly without warning. If you are to kill him, I suggest being faster, or shooting him with your equivalent of a battleship broadside. Do not leave anything behind to bury."That's a tall order, you note."It is the only way to make sure. There are some who say that he has the devil's luck." Her voice falls in volume. "They say that he once had his heart torn out, only to keep fighting for days on end."Sounds like Kilgore is a tough bastard, indeed. But it's not like you hadn't done it yourself.How do you reply?
>>19906202Goddammit. They dressed us like a whore to satisfy their own selfish desires!Not aroused at all. Nope.
>>19906202>How forward, Pretend Maid. I cannot give you your compensation in advance, as much as I am tempted to--"Deculture, why are you doing this to me? WHY?!
>>19906227"Easy enough then. I'll call in my favor in the future."
>>19906227>shooting him with your equivalent of a battleship broadside.BERETTA .50 CALIBER PHALANX! MAKE READY!
>>19906227"Eh, been there done that."
>>19906194Massively>>19906168That was the booze calling to us... That sounds right>>19906133And thats another weird fetish for me. Thanks tg
>>19906227Well, he's being supported directly by Faust then, if any of those rumors are true. Fucking Mahou Shounen.If he can regenerate his heart, we'll just have to destroy the brain.
>>19906227He is going to be a bitch to kill righthttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ov04Ut9BNA
>>19906235>.50 CALPlease. We can get 20mm or even fucking AT rockets.
>>19906202Deculture have I told you that I love you lately?>>19906227Fair enough. I will call you when I want to collect on your offer
>>19906274Why choose one?Get the gang together, everyone gets a portable tank cannon, everyone gets a beer, everyone fires for effect
>>19906202>"Here starts your first lesson in Maidship - you do not wear underwear while in the guise of service. If you do, then you must be prepared to take your oath of servitude to an entirely new level."Either there is missing a word "frilly" around the second sentence or I'm gonna need a cold shower.
>>19906299Yeah, either that or a second "not".
>>19906297I want to try the 20mm while we have time stopped thoughSort of like Dio Brando but with gigantic fucking boolets>>19906299I think I need one either way
>>19906227...Ok, I was joking before, but if he can regenerate his heart, he might ACTUALLY BE a magical girl-type and have a soul gem. Thus far, it's mostly canon that the reason Mami, Midori, and ourselves have been able to take the punishment we can is because of that fact. He might have a weakpoint! Too bad we don't know any sharpshooters who might be able to snipe at such things...
>>19906227Tall order, but doable. Now it's just a matter of getting Iori and the others out so we can focus on Kilgore.
>>19906368Or it could be the golden weapon
>>19906368You mean except Murderface herself?The biggest problem is we don't know where to aim.But I guess it could be solved even without such information - superior firepower, fire, acid.Maybe just removing the golden gloves would suth him down.Also, we should hit QB for some intel he might be able to provide.
>>19906381So we need to lop off his arms before 20mm through skull and incincerating his body?Sounds like a job for us, Misaka, and Kyoko.
>>19906381Quite possiblyAlso we have yet to see any of the enemies survive having their heads obliteratedAnd while we can regenerate from almost anything we can be incapacitated fairly easily. Mami was "killed" by being stabbed through the heart remember
>>19906395Maybe we can just shoot him in the face repeatedly, until he can't stand up, then keep shooting him and then steal his shiny gauntlets.
>>19906375We are not going to fight him here.For one, too many civilians, too much collateral damage.Second reason - we should get that as assignment from QB first to ensure we are getting paid for it. Grief Seeds don't grow on trees.
>>19906368just realized. what if his soul gem is one of those diamonds? how would we ever figure out which one? whelp explosions for everyone!
>>19906395We asked the mutant cat last time. He didn't know that Lance's bling was from Pinky, and therefore doesn't know what his weaknesses are.
we DO have a giant mecha, courtesy of Misaka. I'm sure that would do the job.
Random idea: Any chance Kyoko could create an emergency for us? Fire or something. Get everyone but Kilgore out then go to town on him.
>>19906412Wait. Do we have white phosphorus?
>>19906233 >>19906242 >>19906283"Your confidence is as admirable as your dedication to your guise, Pretend Maid. I anticipate your results as much as I anticipate reimbursing you." Fabiola says this, a small innocent smile curling her lips, and you wonder silently if all maids turn out like her in the long run. If so, then you've just understood what the fetish was all about."Come, stop gawping at me. Our Masters seem to have finished flirting awkwardly with each other."You glance back at Iori and Garcia - and you see that Iori had just finished signing an entire page of Lovelace's daily planner, seemingly taking her time to make the autograph as detailed and as personalized as possible. Garcia looks to be over cloud nine with this, and reddens like a tomato as Iori's fingers touch his briefly as she gives the planner back to him.You can't help but feel just the smallest stab of jealousy at this. Irrational, nonsensical jealousy."I will leave you to it, Pretend Maid. My Master has things to attend to early in the morning." Fabiola gives you one last look as Garcia walks towards her, all smiles, holding the planner like some sort of holy relic. You hear him immediately gab to the maid about what just happened, and how he's never going to wash his hands again. Fabiola does a good job of sounding interested."Well, that's done with, Chiaki-san. Just like you asked." Iori says as she stops in front of you, beaming. "I'm a good girl, aren't I?" You absently nod yes as you turn to look for Kilgore, missing Iori's briefly hurt look as you scan the partygoers....Huh. Strange. He seems to have disappeared, yet his crowd of girls are still there. What the hell is going on?
>>19906412>acquire meltagun>problem solved
>>19906445Given we can pull warhammer guns out of our shield? I dare say we would have something as tame as white phosphorous in thereOn that note. We can pull Bolters out, why don't we try for something like an exits rifle? That's how you ruin someone's day from long distance
>>19906460We should be nicer to Iori.
>>19906460Look behind you. NOW.
>>19906460Gentlemen pretending to be little girls, it's time for paranoia level 4000, of a possible 5 levels.
>>19906460DODGEHES FUCKING BEHIND/ABOVE/BELOW US>My Master has things to attend to early in the morning.Fap furiously?
>>19906460He's right behind us, isn't he.
>>19906467Nah, we need to save the really big guns for super-threats.Kilgore is extremely dangerous, no doubt. But we can't go wasting our best on somebody who'll probably be mid-tier in Golden Weapon users.All we need is to give him a Willy Pete shower to distract him, have Misaka deliver a 20mm package, and then get something long and pointy to knock the Golden Bracers off his burning corpse before he regens.
>>19906460Time to panic!
>>19906460Look around for the blonde haired idol.Prepare flashbangs.
>>19906460CODE REDPREPARE COUNTERMEASURES
>>19906460>"I'm a good girl, aren't I?" Damnit, we didn't pat her head. That must be redeemed immediately!
>>19906460Did we forget to tell Fabiola our name, or is she just deliberately ignoring it?
>>19906460is the blond girl still among the guests, if not then i guess he bagged himself an idol.>fuck that bastard with a rusty rake.
>>19906460>"I'm a good girl, aren't I?""Yes, my lady." (have to keep the act up)>What the hell is going on?Paranoia leve 11/10
>>19906486>>19906512Seriously. She's flirting with people because we told her to. *squee*Also, GRAB HER, DIVE ASIDE! Incomming!
>>19906501I think it is less he regenerates as he simply gets sustained through the damage sustained in combat and is able to heal afterwardsMeaning we blow his head off entirely and our problem should be solved long enough for us to take the bracelets and incinerate hit corpse
>>19906487>>19906506Don't even look, people always die when they look, just DODGE. That is, while jumping on top of Iori to 'protect' her. :3>Enter realise-our-hand-is-on-her-boob scene ([x] touch soft idol)
>>19906460Is it gokigenyou motherfuckers time?
>>19906486I don't think you understand. We ARE being nicer to Iori.
I've got a question gang, if this isn't him hambushing us, where do we want to fight him.His mansion sounds like an awful dumb plan, so what's a good place?
>>19906460"Chiaki-san, that's mean. I just signed that guy's planner just because you said so, and..."No. Wait. Something's wrong. Something is--You look around, eyes wide. You see Fabiola and Garcia heading towards the main exit - but are stopped by what looks like two of the operators you've seen guarding the entrances. You see that all the other ways out of the ballroom have been sealed by gun-wielding guards as well.It's then that you hear the sound of three dozen knives being pulled from their sheathes. Slivers of light appearing in the hands of Kilgore's concubines.Their eyes as black as the sunless night, black blood dripping down their cheeks."LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!" Yells a voice from somewhere high up in the ceiling. The speakers, you realize. "WELCOME TO LANCE KILGORE'S FIRST EVER BLOODBATH CHALLENGE!"Confusion clouds every one of the guests' faces, some of them wincing at the artificially-amplified voice. Even Fabiola, in mid-tirade at one of the operators, flinches at the sound."YOU HAVE BEEN DECADENT FOR TOO LONG, ELITES OF MITAKIHARA." The voice, evidently Kilgore's, blares through the ceiling speakers. "THE TIME IS NOW FOR YOU TO BE CLEANSED BY HER PURIFYING GRACE! BY HER PURIFYING FIRE!" A crazed, hollow laughter. "MY CONCUBINES WILL PREPARE YOU, THE FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS!"Shit. SHIT.Fabiola looks at you, her eyes wide, just as Iori grabs your arm, pressing herself against you in complete and utter fear.What do you do?
"Yes, you follow instructions very nicely Iori. Maybe I should give you some different instructions when we get back?"
>>19906551Throw Iori overarm at Fabiola, and start shooting!
>>19906551press the button on the cross that Misaka gave us!
>>19906551Oh boy here we go
>>19906551Call/text Kyouko right now. Probably the time to use the pendant Misaka gave us, too.
>>19906551CODE RED MEANS KILL EVERYTHINGGET PRINCIPAL DOWN, GUNS OUT, GET KYOKO IN HERE NOW
>>19906523Pretty sure she is deliberately ignoring it>>19906526Hope not. The only blonde idol girl I can think of is Miki and wouldn't want that to happen to her or any of them for that matter but still.Anyway it seems he has slipped away to do something but he won't be gone yet
>>19906551CODE REDCODE RED
>>19906551Press the fuck out of that cross and yell at Kyoko.
>>19906579This and that>>19906569
>>19906551Kyoko, I need you to ram the doors down with the car.Flashbangs away.
Black blood from eyes is the next step after black eyes? or maybe victims of secondary corruption?
>>19906551Phone Kyouko. RED, RED, RED, RED
>>19906551Launch escape planCall QBKILL KILGORE
>>19906551The gun-wielding operators should be the easiest targets. Clear the exits so the other guests can escape.
>>19906460We totally should Fabiola if the opportunity arises. She's hardy type, kinda like ourselves, so she won't get overly emotional and/or attached. And we could learn some more about how real maids are doing it.
>>19906551CODE REDCALL KYOUKOUNLEASH MOTHERFUCKING BULLETSPAM
>>19906565>>19906579This! This is good! We NEED to get Iori out of their. First priority, fuck everything else. Give her to Fabolia, call Kyoko, and help them leap out the window or whatever is needed. Get. Her. OUT. THEN we can press our cross, call in reinforcements, save her friends... and hope the Chikuwa Sign doesn't come down soon. *laugh*
>>19906551Give our phone to Iori tell her to go to Garcia and call Kyoko and say code redHit the button on our cross and toss it on the ground then transformNow is not the time for subtlety and we may well need to pop time stop in order to disarm these deathwatch pricksHeh who am I kidding. We kill those fucks and about time too, we needed to ventilate some skulls
>>19906551>What do you do?Pray with the cross that was given to us prior to the mission.And press the button.
>>19906569>>19906582Don't push the cross yet, wait till we actually have eyes on Killgore again.
>>19906551Push Iori to the ground, then go Rambo on the demonic harem.
Chikuwa in 3... 2... 1...
>>199065511. Throw a grenade at the middle of the concubines. They are the first menace right now2. Activate Misaka cross-charm thingy3. Call Kyouko.4. Evacuate Iori.
>>19906551PANIC IMMEDIATELY.CALL THE WAR-CYCLOPS, CODE MOTHERFUCKING RED.SAVE THE PRIMARY.SAVE HER FRIENDS TOO I GUESS.PRESS ALL THE BUTTONS AND START SHOOTING BIG MC LARGEHUGE.
Get Kyouko in there ASAP! She can create magical barriers to keep the guests safe.Time to GOKIGENYOU MOTHERFUCKERS
WE HAVE FLASHBANGS USE THEM
>>19906551http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34jq9a_IEBgI feel like this is the perfect soundtrack for this eventWE MADWORLD NOW PLAYAS
>Call KyokoCODE REDDEFCON ONESHIT JUST HIT THE FANITS GO TIMEFLESH OF FA- NO WAIT FUCK THAT>Draw all guns. ALL OF THEM.>Rape Kilgore. WITH BULLETS.>Kill everyone else we have to but no more than that.
We need Kyoko's barriers up in here NOW!!
>>19906551>holy shitSecure Iori now, that is our foremost priority.the concubines are the ones who will do the bloodshed.the operators seem to be there to act as door stops but will probably take shots when we oppose them.need extraction from Kyoko but we need to stay behind to kill everyone and maybe doing so will safe a few peoplealso, pray hard and press the cross button.
>>19906551Flashbang the roomGrenade the concubinesCall kyoukoin that order
Try to get Fabiola, her master and as many people that don't feature black eyes or blood in the car, as well as Iori and ourselves, of course.TELL KYOUKO TO PUNCH IT!
>>19906682I'm against using grenades in here. could cause casualties that can be pinned on us.
CALL QBTELL HIM WE NEED BACKUP
Inb4 there is a jammer. We can't use our phone.
>>19906702That's what Kyoko and Misaka's Oh Shit button are for. Both of which need to be called on.We should have checked who the security was working for.>>19906651I'm not gonna like, I grabbed the Mad World soundtrack after the last thread
>>19906551i think that we could possibly avoid killing the concubines if we Swiss cheese Kilgore.its not their fault.but maybe killing them would be most merciful.
>>19906696I agree. There is no need to HELP him with the bloodbath. We are in a room full of idols wearing skimpy dresses; it's not exactly combat armor.
>many killers at one place without armorThrow some grenades. Leave a few for the Miniboss though.
>>19906651PIMPS, PLAYA'S AND PAIN PURVEYORS WELCOME TO MURDERFACES INTERRUPTION TO LANCE KILGORES EVENTIf you look to the center of the room you will see the little girl who is about to fuck all of you with high calibre bullets. Careful though.. don't blink or you'll miss itGokigenyou motherfuckersTransformTime stopRape time
>>19906717Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!We have to shoot something!
Votes counted and tallied, I'll have Chiaki perform the selected action next thread.Thank you everyone for participating!
Summon Milkor, 6 40mm Incendiary rounds rapid bitches, ALSO SECURE ESCAPE ROUTE FOR THE PRINCIPAL IMMEDIATELY CODE RED!
First things first - CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!!We need to get Iori out of here. Calling Kyouko seem like best option for that.Garcia&Fabiola should be trustworthy, so we shall take them along if possible (not to mention Fabiola can get us some extra firepower).
>>19906726Will that be tomorrow, Mr. Deculture?
>>19906726>fffffffffffffucking knew it!looking forward to see how this mess gets sorted.hoping minimal loss of life but noir can't be so kind can it?
>>19906726CURSE YOU DRAMATIC TIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING.And thanks for questan, deprotoculture.
>>19906729That's just asking for collateral damage on all those innocent people and friends of Iori'sAka exactly what we said we just wouldn't do
>>19906726EVEN FAP ANGEL COULDNT MAKE ME RAGE THIS HARD!
>>19906733LESS CALM, MORE SHOOTING.
>>19906726We all knew this would happen.I am still sad.Thanks as always, the quest is great.Can't wait until the next one.
>>19906726WHY YOU HATE US DECULTURE
>>19906748Speaking of, did he get back from trolling his redneck relatives yet?
So two thoughts as to why Kilgore is murdering everyone:1. He had this planned from the start, Murderface is just coincidentally here to help repel his murder death kill haremor:2. Pinky got to him before we did and told him we'd do him in, just like crazy sword bitchOR EVEN:3. The Golden Weapons' crazifying effect is amplified when they are near each other, and Kilgore just went stir crazy from madness overload.Just some theories as to why Kilgore has sudden urge to paint the mansion red.
Of corse it would end now, I'd actually caught up.
>>19906726Let it be known that I admire your ability to cut off at the best possible moments.
>>19906791Could well be number three, actually, from what we were thinking when he was holding our shoulder.That isn't a good thing at all.
>>19906791This is definitely planned. I wouldn't be surprised if he'd paid off the security forces to keep everyone in.They just weren't counting on a bloodthirsty magical girl. Two if you count us.
>>19906810Could be both all of them, now I think about it.Oh dear.
ARCHIVED. http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20Quest>>19906791Well, hold up, lets think about this. His girls were already packing knives, but that could be a regular thing for them. However, the guards appear to be working for HIM, not for 765 Productions. That implies that he's already paid them off, or perhaps that they were hired from Kilgore in the FIRST PLACE, which explains why he's here. If we get a chance, we need to check if the operators also have black eyes.
>>19906791>twoI can't count, I guess.Anyway, sweet thread DeC. Can't wait for tomorrow.>CHIAKI MATSUDA as MURDERFACE in THE MAID WITH THE GOLDEN GUN, COMING SOON IN 3D TO THEATERS NEAR YOU!
>>19906839Nice job breaking the tag and description formulae, hero.
>>19906843Who's the blonde dame, anyway, anon?
>>19906857Kirino from OreimoShe's a huge bitch
>>19906856...Shit! I forgot the drink status because we weren't drinking in this one! FUCK. Seriously, FUCK! Can we, like, make a new archive? And delete this one?
>>19906839>If we get a chance, we need to check if the operators also have black eyes.Should be easy enough. I doubt they run around with gas masks at an even like this.
>>19906791I think 1 given his deathwatch team are running security>>19906806Naturally Udz. You can't catch this soon enough sadly
Life is a very strange experience sometimes.Take today for example. A bodyguard cum escort job comes up at the last minute. Very high pay, and all I have to do is pretend to be a vert expensive mantoy for a flouncy idol. Not quite the adrenaline pumper, but after the last one, anything easy was welcome.A message pops up. It's my wife. She kinda decided to go shopping with a friend. Eh, why not. All the better to prepare in peace. Besides, the more people she knows, the less I have to worry about her. She's very, very flaky inside.It also turns out my usual weapons dealer has closed shop for the day. Not to mention that it's eerily quiet. It's a bit weird, but she's... eccentric. A noisy one, but still. Hopefully she's sleeping.I check the dossier on my job. It's a lot less sparse than usual. And in hardcopy, too. Haven't had that in a while.I flip through it. Principal's a Takane Shijou. Beautiful platinum blonde. Famous. Hot bod. Killer voice. Classy lady. Idol. Single, highly eligible bachleorette. Wants a bodyguard pretending to be her... cousin. Usually, i'd be meeting the principal a week before, getting to know her, drill her in basic escape techniques and practicing the act beforehand. This job was going to be... tricky.I sigh and prepare the usual kit. Hopefully, nothing supernatural will happen this time round. I silently curse my strange employer.
>>19906881>i should have been faster with archiving.i don't think Lord Licorise takes renaming requests if its not that big of a deal.
>>19906791These three aren't mutually exclusive.
>>19906810Nah that's just how the gun affects us when we naturally feel like blowing someone's head off>>19906832He owns the security force is my bet
>>19906857Kirino.She's, uh, n-nobody in particular.
"Miss Shijou, I presume? Might I say you are looking very fabulous for the evening.""I am? Oh my." A blush. A gentle smile. The way her dress accentuates her figure. It reminds me of- I take hold of my thoughts."I'm surprised he sent someone of my age to me. I was expecting someone a bit younger." the beautiful idol mused."Sweet young things are a rare commodity. Besides, I was the closest he could tap." I reply respectfully.I escort her to the waiting car. It's a luxury sedan, an up-armored BMW Z3. Good speed, sleek black finish and bulletproof. I can only hope the driver's good."I'm terribly sorry about this. You need to relax, but I'm going to need a bit of information." My tone is firm, but apologetic. "Are there any suspicious people to look out for? Any of your acquaintances acting weirdly? Are there any threats, death threats or otherwise, in the past two weeks? Rivals? Stalkers?""For the most part, no. There's just one to pay attention to: One of the sponsors. His name is Lance Kilgore. He's a big, gaudy black guy. He's loud, brash and surrounded by women. I have no idea how he got them, but..." Takane looks out of the car window, as if deep in thought."That'll do. Thank you. And now, perhaps, a topic of your choosing. I am supposed to be your cousin, after all." I smile.The trip to the manor was short and interesting. Idols are not supposed to know so much abiut the Superhero Power Hour, much less state a favorite Kamen Rider.
>>19906900Takane writefagging? Ohboy!
We arrive at the party soon enough. I assume the role of her refined cousin with ease. So far so good.Then the extravagance of the rich hits me. I'm quite used to displays of wealth, but even I stop to whistle at this. Everything's immaculate. The food. The decoration. My principal, talking to some other idols she knows. The big black guy dressed in gaudy clothes, surrounded by women, wearing distasteful jewellery. I keep an especially close eye on him.There's plenty of time to take in and enjoy the sights. And as long as the situation remains as it is, there's nothing to fear. Still, I notice security is tighter than usual. Probably because of that incident.I shrug off my paranoia. The party's good, the sights are fine, the harem is unsheathing knives and saying strange words- FUCK. It was the Shitstorm at the Emperor's all over again.I scan the exits. All surrounded and guarded. I mentally take stock of the situation. The odds did not look good. If something didn't happen soon, shit was gonna hit the fan at terminal velocity.Why do the easy ones keep getting stupid hard?
>>19906953>Takane knowing superhero tv series and loving Kamen RiderThis fits her surprisingly well
>>19907018Alien vampires from the moon need entertainment too!
I swear to god Kilgore lack of swearing is killing me from insideI know he isn't The Baronbutit's just weird for meAlso, Jack & Baron partnership is just lovely in the new game
>>19907077Yeah but she seems to be pretty childish in her tastes overall.And she gets along great with Ami and Mami but that's nothing since fucking everyone seems to love them
>>19907137Idolm@ster in joke. Takane never talks about her past, her family, or where she's from. She is PROBABLY not an alien vampire from the moon....Maybe.
>>19907135Well yeah given it is the blacker baron instead of the black baron who he human darted in madworldEven thought he is pretty much the same as that time
>>19907180Thought it was something like that.Obviously, then, she must be.>>19907182I'm sure he's just back and blacker than ever.
>>19907182I think it was confirmed they're the same dudeWell, and it's not Black Baron didn't die countless times through Madworld.It is very much possible he survived the first gameBut oh well, i wait for The Blackest Baron
>>19907218Yeah but I always saw it more that the black baron wasn't a person so much as a nameSort of like dread pirate Roberts or James bondThere is always one of them and they are always like thatAlso the black baron from madworld was actually a white dude in makeup whereas for anarchy reigns he is pretty clearly a black man.When fighting him the commentators mention that he isn't blackNot that it makes much difference anyway. Could be he was glad to meet someone who was on his level finally
>>19907310Well Mathilda still keeps following the BaronAnyway if there is any purple bitch alongside Kilgore we have to take the most exceptional careBitch is possibly more dangerous than Kilgore himself
>>19907440That I always thought was more a thing where she was running the show since she constantly kills him and when you beat him in game she throws the human dart bat to hit him in the head.