You are Kamina McRaperson. Chief of the Asshat tribe. You are once again lying in a puddle of vomit in a house you don't recognize that looks like it has been destroyed from the inside out with a you sized hole in the wall. You have a massive hangover and you smell fire, shame and sweat. What do you do Noble Kamina?
and so it begins
rolled 82 = 82Oh, I remember that.For now I'll try to wear my own ass as a hat.
>>19894144OH BOY ANOTHER QUEST THREADFUCK OFF
>>19894155Yes it is.
Recognize the familiar start of an average day. Commence morning routine; eat breakfast, take shower, wear new, clean clothes.
I roll for anal circumference
My body is ready.
Rape the FUCK out of that wall. It's go a hole don't it!?
>>19894172And so it begins my anus is ready
>>19894171Less of a quest thread, and more of a quality control measure to ensure that crazy shit is contained to a single thread. I assure you there will not be multiple parts to this.>>19894169Your hangover prevents this your head hurts and it feels like you ate a whole black dwarf. However your effort causes you to backflip and knock the nearby table over. Remember, agility is not your strong suit.>>19894195You also recognize due to the color of the vomit it is Thursday.
rolled 46 = 46Rollin for Circumference
>>19894225>I assure you there will not be multiple parts to this.>implying we didn't have a first episode of this already
rolled 99 = 99>>19894225Crash through the wall hopefully it will clear up our hangover
See if the unknown house's owner has coffee. If so, drink as much as my body can take before some organ failure.Gotta fuck this hangover sideways and acquire a massive stamina boost for further Anal Circumference adventures.
>>19894214You do not find the hole attractive enough, Also for some reason you feel exhausted in that regard. Well at least exhausted for now. Your standing up. You look around. Your trusty skinning knife and tanning hammer is on the table. Your hat is hanging on a hat rack. You see a shirt lying on a nearby pitifully unbroken chair. There is two empty bottles of some kind, next to a full bottle of the Green Rape Fairy Absinthe. Lying next to that is a note. On the table there are 9 whole nutmegs. It isn't sunny, and your acute Anakim senses recognize that it is raining. And by acute senses I mean that water is dripping on your head. You decide to crash through that other wall, as the voices in your head convince you it's the best thing you have done all week. It sort of cures your hangover. It also causes a cabinent to fall over revealing something resembling coffee landing next the pile of assorted drugs next to the Nutmeg and absinthe. Good show old boy.>>19894264Just tonight we are doing a redux to this tonight don't expect this to be "OH SHIT ITS 5PM TIME FOR FATALQUEST" or something similar.
rolled 37 = 37I want to rape my hangover in its ass
Can we get a copy of this nigga's character sheet?
>>19894375I will type it out shortly.>>19894357You cannot find the orifice to rape your hangover. That makes you sad. Roll a D-100.
rolled 70 = 70> Roll a D-100.
rolled 40 = 40>>19894403Take all the stuff read the note lick coffee off floor
>>19894403then how about the wall?
rolled 8 = 8>>19894431Rollan to rape the note once we are finished it
>>19894419>>19894419Thankfully your deep depression about not being able to rape does not set off your bloodlust or auto erotic asphyxiation. >>19894431You ingest all the items. And start licking the coffee off the floor. You read the note: "Kamina. This is you drunk. Do not drink the rest of the absinth." Well that was boring. Say, with that coffee back in your system that wall is looking smexy. You attempt to rape the wall. It doesn't feel as good as you remember it did. Until the wall falls over. And it is still raining outside.
rolled 59 = 59>>19894511Why are you so slow Coffee-kun? Find closest people proceed to escape artist their anus hole?
>>19894511well, this cannot stand, we need a servant, better start searching for one
>>19894461You decide to go after the note. It folds under pressure. So now that is out of your system now what do you do?
rolled 9 = 9I wish to summon Cthulu
FAAATAAAL QUESTYOU'RE BACK.
We need to hunt for suitable rape victim or doing some ultraviolence. But first we should wait until it stop raining before we go.
>>19894568surely you jest, WE don't search for rape victims. others do the searching. We only do the rape and other fun stuff
>>19894588Ok then, we just keep on sleeping until somebody find tasty victim or bringing the news.... Don't we have a Do-List something?
>>19894541Right. You step outside. There is a distinct lack of pillaging and pilfering. You notice the sun barely over the horizon. Ahhh. Its near dawn. That's why. You are clearly the first one up.>>19894547Barely above a whisper you say "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" you say it faster and louder. You continue this for five minutes. Nothing happens. Then the house falls down behind you. You start to feel a little bit nauseated and a little bit itchy. I guess this is a good a start to Thursday morning as ever.
>>19894543We skip along looking for something to rape while preforming this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmCpOKtN8ME
>>19894635Roll for it: But remember, Agility is not your strong suit and you aint Gene Kelly.
rolled 44 = 44Rollin for agility
Proceed to crash into every house by tearing a hole in the wall rape victims inside proceed to next house obviously is our plan of action
rolled 94 = 94"I'm singing in the rain...!
Oh, unholy mother of god, I remember when this quest started.Godspeed, asshats, godspeed. I will be watching from the selines.
>>19894694Don't start singing yet we haven't started raping
Guys, we need to find two potions and mix them together to create a Random Magical Effect.
rolled 47 = 47That would be singing in the rape. As its rain time not rape time we shall sing singing in the rain
>>19894662The spirit of music inspires you to find something to rape, and skip down the street. However, you are oafish. So it looks more like this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMvxinBkOZU>>19894694Your singing, however soars to bright heights waking up people within ear shot of you. You are also starting to feel numb on your fingers. Roll a d-100.
>>19894735Or yeast doesn't that have the same random magical effect
>>19894735Please don't make me dive through that fucking chart again.
>>19894781Where is the nearest potion shop we can steal from and rape the owner? That is where we are headed
rolled 75 = 75Why the hell are my fingers numb?
rolled 42 = 42I cast Bestow Intoxication on myself
rolled 3 = 3We should create a random potion to fix our numb fingers
rolled 100 = 100>>19894745Marvelous display, Coffee-kun
>>19894791I hate you all.You sing and dance your way towards a potion shop. The sign says shops closed. That hasn't stopped you before.>>19894832You pull out your bottle of absinthe. And drink. Much better. You then realize something, it must have been something you ingested, it might have been the nutmeg. You bust down the potion store door. Judging by size it is probably ran by a short human or a kobold. You really can't tell they all are tiny rape bags to you.
>>19894781Too bad. FATAL quest.
>>19894882scream "IS YOUR BODY READY"then proceed to rape and steal and mix potions and drink them all
rolled 69 = 69+1 to rape and mix ALL THE POTIONS
>>19894893>>19894881God damn. Your fingers don't feel as numb anymore.>>19894905Oh fuckin lawdy lawd. You wake up the kobold shop keeper. Who is now terrified. Roll 5 d 100s. I am looking through the god damn table now.
rolled 43, 46, 41, 67, 15 = 212>>19894937Can't believe you're doing this. BEST QUEST ON /tg/ RIGHT NOW.
rolled 25, 79, 99, 100, 93 = 396>>19894937Rollin'
rolled 35, 34, 16, 42, 55 = 182http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=zGJEBiI85hM#t=29s
>>19894959>>19894955Those will be the results used. And Oh FUCKING GAWD. 43. Your buttocks are singed for 1ld4 simultaniously46. your rape victim is suicidal for two rounds41. Fecal Breath weapon. Not even joking 30ft long 30ft wide 3th 1d4 lp three times a day67. You now swim like a dolphin also you gain a dorsal fin and webbed toes15. The suicidal rape victim is now your loyal henchman. Second set25. Your Genitalia grows by two d20% in size.79. You have a tongue on your forehead99. In addition to your auto erotic asphyxiation you are now a necrophiliac 100. Also Color blind93. The next female you see will be attracted to you if you have a 300 charisma score. Welp. I didn't think FATALQUEST would break the full retard barrier. But it just smashed it.
>>19895144note what the effects arch magos winter rolled. We gained fecal breath.
>>19895144MY RETARDED IS THE RETARDED THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS. GIGA... RANDOM MAGICAL EFFECTS... BREAAAKERRRRR.
>>19895144MY FUCKING SIDES!
rolled 79, 33, 16, 41, 60 = 229>>19895144OH MY GOD! WE ARE NOW AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE FOR RAPE!
rolled 6, 4 = 10>>19895144Rolling for genitalia bonus.
All right: Roll for the damage to your buttocks for your pants are now on fire. Also you might want to prevent your rape victim from commiting suicide. Or should you? Cause that would make it a corpse... Hmmm
rolled 94, 100, 63, 49, 50 = 356>>19895230If he kills himself will he become a loyal undead henchman after or just a loyal dead henchman?
rolled 4 = 4>>19895230... Necrophilia? Well, why the fuck not.
rolled 4 = 4>>19895230Douse the fire by teabagging the rapee in the ass
rolled 33 = 33>>19895256>>19895275Right. You patiently wait for your quarry to kill himself. pending on this roll
rolled 66 = 66The Kobold drinks a potion and screams "I would rather Die with dignity than be raped by a man who needs a penis growth potion!" He then dies a violent death. Rolling to see if the body is still intact.
And he sort of is. So Kamina, what do you do with your new found powers?
>>19895345NO MATTER THE BODY, RAPE IT, RAPE THE POTIONS, RAPE THE HOUSE!ROAR: "MY RAPE IS MY SHIELD! MY RAPE IS MY SWORD!"
rolled 24 = 24Naturally, I fuck the corpse with my new penis. In the anus.
rolled 95, 32, 3, 95, 10 = 235>>19895380after we have penetrated it with a potion of course.I also vote we take another potion for good measure
I AM THE BONE OF MY BONERFECES IS MY BODY AND SEMEN IS MY BLOODI HAVE CREATED OVER A THOUSAND RAPE VICTIMSUNCARING WHETHER THEY ARE DEAD OR WHETHER THEY ARE ALIVEWITHSTOOD THE RANDOM MAGICAL EFFECTS TABLE TO ENHANCE RAPEI HAVE NO REGRETS, THIS IS THE ONLY PATHMY WHOLE LIFE WAS UNLIMITED RAPE WORKS.
rolled 81 = 81After we're done raping this dude I want to go outside to find a large body of water to swim in. Then I want to rape some sea creatures
>>19895376>>19895380Welp. You rape the entirety of the building. The result causes the entirety of the building to collapse. Also someone next door says "Oh. The Chief is awake early. It must be Thursday."You take the last potion that has not immolated. and walk out of what looks like a burning building that has just been raped. Roll two d100, as you are starting to feel weird.
rolled 14 = 14>>19895427but first... WE RAPE THE SEA!!
rolled 60, 64 = 124>>19895441rollan for more godlike powers>we never rolled for our anal circumference. we should probably do that too
rolled 17, 95 = 112>>19895441RAPE THE WEIRD FEELING! ANYTHING THAT ISN'T RAPE HAS TO BE RAPED!
>>19895469our new goal in life is to rape RAPE ITSELF!!!
I want to see the character sheet so badly!
>>19895460>>19895427So. You look younger. A lot younger. You were middle aged but now you look youthful. You also see a green flying magical Ogre with a sign on him that says "Rape Fairy." He lands next to you. "Today is going to be a special day Kamina!'Well. This is new.
inb4 rape the rape fairy
>>19895507Fecal breath him in surprise.
rolled 23 = 23>>19895507predictably, rape the rape fairy/ogre
rolled 77 = 77>>19895528rollin for this fecal breath
>>19895506Roll 1 D4. That number times three will be the amount of damage done. Also you notice the sky is starting to turn a tincture of purple. Some of the houses also look pink. Roll for Intellect, which is actually not too horrible for you. Not as good as your physique.
rolled 86 = 86>intellect
rolled 3 = 3>damage
>>19895579With your bonus, you realize "Oh shit. The Nutmeg. I am hallucinating. That was also why your shit was numb." You also notice that your bloodlust is not kicking in. Your fecal breath hits the fairy. Who then pops like a balloon, and says "Bye Bye!" before the shards turn into rats and run off. Foe slain I guess. So. What do now Kamina? To the west is the ocean, to the east is more buildings. To the north, some of your tribe is waking up and going outside. South there is a mountain and some fields.
rolled 57 = 57I travel west at the fastest possible pace and dive into the ocean, searching for sea creatures to RAPE
>>19895653You run. Towards the ocean. At the fastest possible speed. "FUCK YOU OCEAN!" You scream loudly as you dive in seeing a few crabs a sting ray a sea anemone an urchin and some other random sea creatures.
rolled 41 = 41Rape them in order Of Pointyness. Most pointy first
rolled 39, 72 = 111>>19895638IT IS TIME THAT NOT MERELY THE EARTH TREMBLES BEFORE OUR RAPE! TO THE OCEAN!
>>198957175 painful hours later, you have raped sea urchins, porcupine fish, sting rays, crabs, and other creatures. You are in intense pain and leave the ocean after raping that too. You have lost 8 life points total today (4 from rape, for from pants on fire.) You think you might be slightly poisoned from the sting ray and a few other things. Pic related it's how you are feeling and your most recent terror.
We shall rape the oceans creatures!
>>19895778You just did.
rolled 33 = 33I again cast Bestow Intoxication to help take the edge off this stinging pain
rolled 93 = 93>>19895774to the skies! drink the last potion we have, and pray to the magical rape fairy for wings.>rollan for wings
>>19895822Absinthe flows through your veins again.
93 better be enough for some fucking wings!
>>19895839>>19895859Roll Ten D100. We shall see what happens.
rolled 61, 95, 40, 24, 70, 94, 63, 46, 78, 86 = 657"ONWARD, TO RAPE THE SKY!!"
rolled 26, 75, 18, 16, 57, 1, 64, 63, 63, 74 = 457>>19895875EVEN THE GODS WILL NOT BE SAFE WITH THESE WINGS!
>>19895507Hey guys remember when we could see colors?Good times.
rolled 64, 67, 38, 76, 86, 15, 69, 14, 43, 12 = 484>>19895946colour does not matter, as long as we can find and/or make a hole to rape.
>>19895946We can probably still see colors, but we have trouble distinguishing between blue and green, for example.
>>19895912No. thats not exactly how it goes down. In fact you don't take off. You fall down. But you get up. You can't fly. And you have no idea what the hell happens next. So. What do you do back to the east is a village with your tribe. To the north is another village to the south lies a giant castle. of to the north east is a great forest. So Kamina. What now? Also you have armor. Just on you. Some really nice armor. You have no idea why.
What type of armor is it? If has any dead animal on it (e.g. leather) I'm afraid I'm going to have to rape it.
I decide to explore the dungeons in the castle to the south.
rolled 44, 20, 74, 30, 77, 70, 9, 83, 1, 31 = 439>>19895993RAPE THE GROUND UTIL IT REJECTS US SO WE HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO FLY!
rolled 30 = 30I examine myself to determine the extent of my injuries.(Or, you could just tell us how many LP are left...)
>>19896110you have 16 life points left. The armor is metal.You are feeling conflicted. Part of you wants to explore that big ass castle to the south, the other part of you wants to rape the ground until you can fly. Internal Conflict confuses you. Confusion angers you. Bloodlust is now activated. Your hate boner is strong. You need something to kill brutally.
>>19896203Castles have people.Let's go kick some ass.
>>19896219You Scream at the sky at the top of your lungs "I AM FUCKING HOSTILE!" And you run to the south at fast speed.
rolled 63 = 63If there are any creatures at the entrance to the castle I want to use my built of speed to CHARGE them, erect penis first
rolled 78, 22, 16, 51, 59, 69, 41, 81, 56, 63 = 536ANGRY BONER THE GROUND TILL WE CAN FLY10D100 FOR MY RAGE
>>19896366>>19896349Nope. You rage. You rage in frustration. You start rapidly trying to rape the ground. But you want to go to the castle. Welp. Your asphyxiation fetish just kicked in. You are looking for a rope or something to hang yourself with.
rolled 1 = 1In my frustration I finish off the rest of the absinthe, causing me to hallucinate and only *imagine* I'm hanging myself.(Yes, I'm meta-gaming)
>rolled 1 = 1oh sweet jesus.
.>>19896447>>19896447>>19896447>>19896447>>19896447>>19896447Critical fail. You drink all the absinthe. With the nutmeg in your system the Hallucinations become much more vivid. You start running around holding your cock screaming in coherently. Roll 1 d100 to see the result of your failure.
rolled 48 = 48>>19896498>>19896498WE CANNOT DIE! WE ARE THE RAPE DEMON!
>>19896541>>19896541You trip. But something happens. You don't fall. You hover. It doesn't feel like you hit anything, but you did trip. But you didn't fall. You should have fell. You look up and you have puke green and neon purple wings. Or maybe it's the absinthe and nutmeg. You don't know.
>>19896580flying is as easy as falling towards the ground and then missing.>cookie for reference
Forget the castle! ONWARD TO RAPE THE SKY!
>>19896580To the sky! We shall rape the clouds and the birds then we will fall on our prey in the castle like the wrath of an an angry god.
>>19896590that's some douglas adams shit if i've ever heard it
>>19896590>>19896594>>19896596... Thirty minutes later you realize something. You just raped a cloud and empty space. Where the fuck are all the birds? It's really odd.
Well, that was fun. Let's finally go check out this castle. I hunger to explore a dungeon. Maybe we'll get to rape a dragon!
>>19896607You, Sir, are a gentleman and a scholar
rolled 48 = 48>>19896623WE MUST FIND THE BIRDS, WE HAVE CONQUERED THE SEAS, WE MUST CONQUER THE SKIES
>>19896637You fly to the castle. You can walk inside or try to fly in. Your perfect vision allows you to see that it is well guarded by archers and a few other types. Some Bugbears and others.
Archers are small and nimble and live up in the air. Close enough to birds for our feeble brain. So when we attack them it will satisfy our hunger to attack birds.
>>19896677>implying we would do anything other than fecal breath then rapevladtheimplyer.rape
>>19896710Agreed, let's do our best to perform a flying skull fuck.Dick gliding perfectly into eye as we swoop.
>>19896710>>19896721>>19896726Right. So. Using what passes as your idea of "Strategy" You fly up then align yourself to make a pass attack at them before making an aerial skullfuck attack.
rolled 59 = 59I shall roll for the flying skullfuck
rolled 81 = 81>>19896812Agility is not your strong suit, but blunt force trauma is. "NOTHING IS SAFE FROM THE WRATH OF MY DICK!" One of the archers scream out in horror "Oh fuck it's the rapist of the west!" One of them runs away the other runs inside. You catch one off guard he screams and tries to avoid (Rolling for)
rolled 45 = 45After missing (or not) the archer I land close to him and prepare for melee combat.
rolled 52 = 52>>19896898He dodges you, quite gracefully might I add, for a bugbear. Now what, you have them on the run and in terror
Combat is kind of hard when you don't know anything about the character...
>>19896961Character SheetBirthplace: Town Birthday:5/30/5038Most Attactive Feature: Hair Most Repulsive Feature: WaistAppearance:Notes:PHYSIQUE: 128 14Physical Fitness: 99 0 Sprint: 63Strength: 219 49 Damage: +49% C&J: 126 Bench: 253 DL: 379Bodily Attractiveness: 65 -21Health: 130 14 Int/Vom: -14% All: 0 Ill. Imm.: 65%CHARISMA: 97 0Facial: 98 0 Description: PlainVocal: 111 6 Description: NormalKinetic: 100 0 Description: OrdinaryRhetoric: 79 -10 Avg. Speech: 135 or 210 (50%)DEXTERITY: 64 -21Hand-Eye Coordination: 39 -38 Finger Prec: 1/4 inchAgility: 38 -38 CA Bonus: -10 Brawl: 2 Stand: 4Reaction Speed: 83 -10 Deep Sleep Recov: 2Enunciation: 97 0 Max Speech: 200 Casting: No modifierINTELLIGENCE: 116 9Language: 140 20 #: 4 Vocab: PerniciousnessMath: 98 0 Highest Math: AlgebraAnalytical: 140 20Spatial: 86 -6 Unfamiliar Object Assembly: 125WISDOM: 98 0Drive: 104 3 Hours Resting: 16Intuition: 83 -10Common Sense: 95 -3 Likely to: -Reflection: 112 6 Earliest memory at: Age 3
>>19896961He is really good at raping, isnt that all we need to know?
rolled 39 = 39I cock slap the nearest creature with all my might. Aim for the legs so he's tripped and easier to rape.
rolled 98 = 98>>19896989WE ARE BEST RAPIST>soul deciaedIt would seem something happend to our soul
rolled 52 = 52>>19897023USE THIS ROLL!
rolled 62, 71, 75 = 208rollan for penis length, girth and weight.>in that order
>>19896989Pretty much>>19897044Those are already taken care off.Kamina cock slaps the bugbear. He falls off the side of the castle. Now what?
rolled 56 = 56>>19897114Does he die? How far is it to the bottom?If he's dead we have to fly after him to rape his corpse.
>>19897158There is a puddle in a crater where the bugbear landed. .
rolled 94 = 94Fly down, rape the bugbear corpse, and then search him for loot.
>>1989723710 minutes later. You find some silver (3 coins) and a broken dagger next to the puddle.
rolled 78 = 78Pick up all the loot, rest for a moment, and examine the surroundings.
>>19897250Follow the rest into the keep, let none escape un-raped.
>>19897286Well that's an odd change of pace. You rest briefly and asses the situation. You see that the other bugbears retreated into one of the towers after screaming something like "Oh dear god it is true."
>>19897384>asses not assessEVEN IN REST WE STILL RAPE
>>19897384Scream up the tower.'YOU'RE NEXT!!! I AM NOT SATED!!!"
>>19897426>implying we will ever be sated
Well at least the pun was not lost.Hear commotion in the tower, people running around and screaming. You see that there are five towers. Archers are firing arrows everywhere. It is a little chaotic. You also see that the draw bridge is starting to move.
>>19897456>pick up arrow>use to rape archers>????>profit?
rolled 86 = 86Tries to latch himself onto the closer end of the drawbridge.
>>19897456We fly to the top of the nearest tower entering the highest window and rape our way down to the wall.
rolled 82 = 82>>19897550The dice gods are pleased by our rape and wish it to continue immediately
rolled 79 = 79roll-out erection increase
rolled 2, 58, 41, 63, 95, 98, 84, 38, 62, 26 = 567>>19897497rollan
>>19897585Apparently so. So continue the rape spree.
You fly up to the highest tower, and see that they are all boarded up. There are five towers, which one do you go to young Kamina?
>>19897745Whichever is closest, I'm not picky, shoulder barge through the nearest window screaming "HERE'S KAMINA!"
>>19897745tallest, rape all the way to the basement, go to next tallest, repeat>we must have soooo much semen
>>19897814Gallons I say, they're just lucky we've not found anyone that attractive yet.
>>19897800"HERE"S KAAAAAAAAAAAAMIIIIIINAAAAAAAA!" You say breaking down the door. Right now you are satisfied. You cannot rape anything. However you can attack them. The funny thing is, there is nobody on the top floor. You hear noises down under you.
>>19897877> Right now you are satisfied. You cannot rape anything.>ISHYGDDT
>>19897908Dude, right now. Just wait until he goes down a floor. Yeesh.
>>19897914We charge, naked and screaming into battle spewing excrement by the gallon at our foes. If our phallus has gone soft we shall craft a new one made of arrows bound with twine to our waist in strap-on fashion.
>>19897914By the way, no yeesh's here sir, you're the one running FATAL, you knew the risk...
>>19898106Well yuh.>>19898054You run down the stairs using your breath weapon roll for damage.
rolled 2 = 2>>19898148Rollin' what do we see on this level?
>>19898194you cough up old seamen
>>19898194>>19898194>>19898194Thirty minute warning.You make eye contact with a female human. Your instant charm spell eye contact. Congrats you now have a new minion.However there are also 5 bugbears and a kobold.They are all dealt two damage, save the human who is chained up in the corner.as they are out of your thirty foot range. "OH SHI- DON'T LET HIM FREE THE PRISONER." Is shouted by the kobold.
>>19898296>Erection achieved."I SHALL SAVE THEE FAIR MAIDEN!" as you burp up a little more excrement out onto the floor.Someone who knows combat in this game should really take over. I'm clueless, what do we even have besides our massive brazen balls and rock hard cock?
>>19898355You have fire breath, does the same damage as fecal breath. Two magic missiles (which do d8 a pop.) Also you have a skinning knife and tanning hammer. For simplicity sake roll a d 100 for an attack, you gain 46% increase to damage due to your insane strength. Also the fair maiden looks like pic related, but she looks bound for non fun reasons.
rolled 88 = 88>>19898413"STOP! HAMMERTIME!" smash the nearest one's brains out with the hammer.
>>19898460The dice gods love the unstoppable rape train that is Kamina
rolled 99, 85, 52, 58, 71 = 365>>19898460Your attack is successful roll for damage. The bugbears are starting to rally.
>>19898485What do I roll?
rolled 5 = 5>>19898530
rolled 6 = 6>>19898530RAPE FOR THE RAPE GOD!
rolled 88 = 88>>19898562Increased to a seven. Rolling for the bugbear. The others ready themselves.
rolled 56 = 56>>19898582The Bugbear dodges and comes at you.
This isn't actually FATAL or Neveria.
rolled 83 = 83>>19898665Yeah because it is impossible to run that shit so I simplified the combat for sake of sanity and me being tired. But you Anon want to take over, fucking go ahead. I have been running this since 5 PM.
rolled 28 = 28>>19898650Rip his jaw apart, then consider rapeing it.
rolled 15 = 15>>19898702Consider? They will all be raped in good time.
rolled 33 = 33Thirty minute warning is up. If someone takes over fine but I need to go to work early tomorrow.