You are a magical girl, and you don't think this is very funny. No, not funny at all.It has been an entire week since Kirika Kure's retirement. A job messily done, but done with all of the same. You had dealt with the aftermath as best you could - taking those who helped you into a vodka victory party, and tried to help those still trying to recover from the incident by playing the costumed fool for their amusement (and to your chagrin). You even managed to deal with a certain arms dealer's confusion as to why she woke up in your apartment by sharing your morning breakfast of pancakes, your personal ambrosia baked by your personal blonde goddess of fortune and salvation.Wounds heal. Hearts piece themselves back together. All it takes is time, and in your case, time AND a foot-high stack of feather-light, fluffy, melt-in-your-mouth pancakes still hot from the pan. Just enough syrup to sweeten things, and butter to balance the flavors. Certainly a better alternative to your usual restorative of room temperature Kong whisky and a handful of 600 mg Interfectum, or at least your body likes to think so.The week itself had mostly been uneventful. With Iori having purchased your services, you've been taken off the duty rotation - as such, you didn't need to check in every day with Kyuubey to find out if you were to be assigned someplace else. Iori and Mami seemed to have hit it off pretty well, and they've been going out nearly every day. A good thing, considering it helps avoid the inherent awkwardness of being in the same room as you. They've tried to drag you along, but you've always feigned a hangover or sleep whenever, or just begged off and said that you felt really tired. And sometimes you did, too - a tiredness that somehow won't go away no matter what you did.
Iori would give you her disappointed look, but she'd simply walk over and give you a hug. Mami would do the same, but you feel that her hugs felt...impersonal, somehow. Even if you two were back to talking terms. They would then leave, leaving you alone for the entire day - days you spent watching television while drinking, or being visited by Kyoko to hear the sort of antics she'd been getting to in her assignments. Near the end of the week, you visited Misaka. She's fine, no sign of the outburst she had - and busy working on the armor. She's taken to calling it Tiny Pete, which confuses you utterly.But it will never be as confusing as you wearing an actual maid uniform.While three members of your ever-dwindling social circle - excluding your Principal, and she was now your Principal again, of course - stand in the same room as you, Mami and Misaka fussing about every detail of your horrific costume, while Kyoko is trying her level best not to laugh.If only Pinky could see you now.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...Okay, now you have my attention.
I've been waiting for this!
Did Kyubey do something about getting us new appartment? Old one might have been comprimised by Yakuzas (because Kiriko was a bit too friendly with them). The fact than none dared to come visit (probably because of what you did with Kiriko), doesn't mean we are safe here. Besides, it's easier to move to new place than to tidy up this one.Also - any info on how's Emi doing? Did QB take her on your agency? Any did he find out anything about golden weapons?Heck, let's call Kyubey for some news.
Maid costume fuck yeah.
We Roberta now.
>>19842679Just for the hell it>www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubUMbMG8QE8
>>19842679Chiaki is not amused!Do your best to not throttle Kyoko. Think about the mission at hand and the inevitable stack of fluffy golden stack that awaits at the end of this.
>>19842691It is currently early evening, 6:00 PM exactly. The event you are to attend with your Principal, Minase Iori, is a private gala-cum-album launch of 765 Production Studios, at a very fancy and very upscale mansion in the Upper District of Mitakihara. The very cream of the crop will be going. You haven't been there personally to scope it out because...well, because they don't allow just riffraff in, even if you tried. You'd have to play this by ear, be a reactive presence. That should annoy you, and it does, but you in this getup annoys you too much for it to be a factor."Now, hold still, Chiaki-san. I have to make sure your maid hairband is on straight." Mami says, smiling as she comes up behind you, hands carefully adjusting the damnable frilly thing in your hair for the tenth time.You'll be alone with Iori in this one. You had suggested that Kyoko wear the butler costume as backup, and she'd been amenable to it - but for some strange reason, only one companion is allowed. Security reasons, Iori had given as the event holder's explanation. Well, that certainly pares down how many people you'd need to kill if this ends up ass-upwards. It's a fine picture you make, arms akimbo in front of a full body mirror, as Misaka and Mami do their best to make you as presentable as possible. Mami had already spent most of the day getting you scrubbed clean - to the point that your entire body feels raw. She hadn't been too gentle with the scrubbing. Or the shampooing. Or the soaping. Everything else, really, and she had you crunching altoids before washing your mouth out with half a bottle of Listerine.You are so cleaned up it hurts, and you scowl at your reflection. Kyuubey had better pay tons for this shit.
>>19842758>>19842759>RobertamindFrankly, Chiaki would be actually closer to Fabiola, both in stature and attitude.
>>19842778I am very suspicious now
im waiting for the cluster fuck
>>19842778In contrast to you, Iori seems to be having quite the easy time with her dress - well, there's not really MUCH of it that you can call a dress, really. A sheer black gown, backless, with silk black gloves reaching up above the elbow, black heels. A tasteful black lacy ribbon tying her hair into an elegant ponytail. The neckline is a bit too plunging for your taste, but...it's her choice. She's your boss. You're just here for the ride."Chiaki-san, I'm really sorry," Iori says, an apologetic smile on her face as she walks in with that stunning dress on. "If...if you really don't want to, I can just come alone, I'll be alright--"You shake your head after a moment of staring at her, not noticing that you have been staring. You close your mouth and shake your head, before turning away. You're not about to abandon an assignment just because you got prissy over some clothes. You're a professional, first and foremost. You're chill. You can get through anything. You----are interrupted by the sound of a phone's digital simulation of a camera shutter.You blink, and you realize that Kyoko had just taken a picture of you."HA! TSUNDERE MURDERFACE!" The one-eyed Eversor crows, before cackling. "GOTCHA!""Wah! Let Misaka see, let Misaka see!" Misaka nearly drops the flashbangs she'd been hooking up to a discreet harness under your skirt, and you scowl as they both start to giggle at Kyoko's cellphone. "Ahahaha! Is perfect! How you say, tsuntsun in a sea of jelly!"You start to move, but Mami holds you in place. "Chiaki-san, please. I can't finish with you moving around too much." She chides, and you feel her breath on her neck. "Anyway, how does the entire thing feel?"How do you respond?
>>19842825Well, there's not much we can do now, just follow the plan and pay attention to the signals that something goes wrong.>>19842778Check inventory.And more importantly - check Shield condition.
'i feel girly...'
>>19842846>>"Anyway, how does the entire thing feel?"Humiliating.Any chance to keep the shield going on while in the maid costume, I wonder?
>>19842846"I think i haven't been this clean since.... i cant remember... And i look ridiculous in this frilly ... thing. And it has no freedom of movement at all. No extra pockets to store ammo... Its making me nervous."
>>19842846We should stay still for herThen prepare ourselves for the crazy shit that will happen
>>19842846>"Anyway, how does the entire thing feel?">How do you respond?"Unusual. Just not sure if it's because of the dress or because of just undergoing hygiene for 3 months ahead."sight"You shouldn't have made so much effort, is things go smoothly, I won't be really noticed compared to the star over here" point your head at Iori "and if things go tits up and I get to be noticed, the dress will go to hell anyway.""Oh and if anyone uses some anime cliche word here, I'm gonna stuff him in the other uniform. Head up first."
>>19842873This.I feel too girly. Too clean, too proper, too everything
>>19842846Like sandpaper with ants crawling on it. And all of them are giggling and laughing at some joke I can't quite get.
>>19842679Aww man, we're suffering golden gun withdrawal symptoms aren't we.>>19842846"Should have gone for the suit. Less frilly. Such a waste of fabric." Then eye her dress. "Yours seems more 'economical.'
>>19842846Reluctantly murmur "...at least I can have some hidden weapons."
>>19842923>"Should have gone for the suit. Less frilly. Such a waste of fabric."Frilly skirt can hide some cool things. Such as grenades.
>>19842846>how does the entire thing feel?"Between this and the flesh of fallen angels, I wonder what's worse."
>>19842691>If only Pinky could see you now.We should timestop at some point today...
>>19842954>that one scene in Kuroshitsuji 2 where Hannah pulls a machinegun from under her skirtcan't seem to find the .gif
>>19842988chances are, we will have to
>have the twitter open all day, waiting for MGNQ announcement>it never comes>open /tg/, it's the first thread I see>check twitter again, still nothingWelp.
>>19843017Yeah. The twitter is rather useless in this regard.
>>19843017I know what mean
>>19843017There was a tweet about a thread starting one hour ago. How come you didn't see it?
>>19842990>Kuroshitsuji HannahWell, the slut deepthroats massive curved sword...
>goes on /tg/>opens Magical Girl Noir Quest>Madoka OP starts playingAs if on purpose.Yes, I speedrunned Madoka yesterday. Speedrunning Madoka is suffering.
>>19843033I was hoping for something akin to "Hey the quest is on now, here's the thread: [link]."
>>19842915 >>19842903 >>19842873"You'll be fine." Mami replies, smoothing your lapels, picking at imaginary bits of lint from your shoulders. "Maid uniforms take a bit of getting used to. It takes a while, but after a few hours you'll learn to cope." You feel her tighten the ribbon securing your apron around your waist. "Now, remember, you're going with Iori-san as her maid. You'll speak only when spoken to, you'll fetch her drinks and finger food if she asks for it, and you always follow three steps behind her. Under no circumstances are you to take the dress off, or leave her alone - unless she's dancing with someone, of course, and then you stand quietly out of the dance floor. Understood?"You nod. Surprisingly, Mami knows a lot about being a maid."Don't give me that look, Chiaki-san. I've done something similar to this. Well, part time in a maid cafe, anyway." She smiles, before blinking as she realizes she's said something that she didn't mean to say. "U-um, for the experience, of course!"Yes. For the experience.That's basically what you have to do, in any case. Act as guardian and servant to Minase Iori - your principal, who's currently looking at Kyoko's stolen snapshot of you, and begging the Eversor to share it with her. Misaka, on the other hand, seems to have gotten over the novelty of seeing you with such an expression on your face, and she continues to hide as much 'equipment' in your dress as she can. "If anything happens, don't be afraid to use what we're equipping you with." Mami says after a moment as she gives Misaka a holstered MK22 tranquilizer pistol, its silencer detached and placed in its slot in the holster itself. This Misaka hooks behind your apron ribbon, which is deliberately oversized enough to conceal it. na
At least there is more room to hide stuff than in the butler costume but we are so screwed if someone decides to search "the maid"....
>>19843056"Your last resort is to transform. Your first priority there is to get out with Iori-san safely. Take anyone down if they're in the way, but try and keep casualties to a minimum. Alright, Chiaki-san?"You nod, sighing slightly. There goes some well-needed stress relief."Aw, I'm not so sure what you're so glum about, Murderface!" Kyoko guffaws as she gets off of your favorite chair, standing in front of you. "You look kinda cute in that getup! Kinda decent!" She grins, her canines poking out. "Hey, since you're a maid, you should try to be a bit more maid-like!" It's then that she points towards the kitchen. "Make me a sandwich!"You open your mouth to retort when you hear a familiarly annoying voice in your head - and a familiar white mutant cat hopping into your apartment via an open window."Ah. Matsuda. I'm glad you're taking your role very seriously as Minase's domestic helper." Kyuubey says as it walks forward, as if the damn thing owned the place. Iori seems to shrink slightly at its appearance, but nods at Kyuubey in greeting. "Mami. Kyoko. Misaka." The last one mentioned seems to frown at Kyuubey, before reaching out and grabbing the Incubator's tail - which slips out of her grasp only a split second before her fingers could close around it, eliciting a frustrated noise from the arms dealer.
>>19843103"I've news about the Golden Weapons you've loaned me." Kyuubey says after a moment, stopping directly in front of you. "Would you like to hear my analysis now or do you still wish to play costume party for a while longer?"You glance at Iori, and she nods. "The event itself won't be for another hour or so, Chiaki-san. If you need to talk to Kyuubey-san, it's alright."Alright, let me hear what you have to say.No, later. I have my reputation to destroy.
>>19843106[x]Alright, let me hear what you have to say.Gimme dat plot, Deculture. Don't make me stab a mutant cat.
[x]Alright, let me hear what you have to say.Important info and getting out of stupid situation? You needn't ask!
>>19843106>Alright, let me hear what you have to say.Spill dem beans, cat.
Keep casualties to a minimum?Mami ruins EVERYTHING.
>[x] Let's hear it. And be quick about it, I have a reputation to destroyLike this.
>>19843106Let's hear what he has to say, at least it's that many minutes fewer of maidness.
>>19843106[x] Plot me.I meanUh>[x] Let's hear it. And be quick about it, I have a reputation to destroyYeah that's probably better.
>>19843106Let's hear it, ya mutant cat.
>>19843106>[X]Alright, let me hear what you have to say.
>>19843106Later, I have a reputation to destroyToo funny not to sayAlso. Misaka failed to touch the fluffy tail?
>>19843146Well at least we won't have FLUFFY TAILS HUEHUEHUE
>>19843124No she does pancakes like a boss
>>19843148im really glad there is no HUE in this. it gets distracting after a while even if it involves fluffy tails
rolled 30 = 30>>19843146Thats why i modified the option>misaka failed to touch fluffy tailTHIS SHALL NOT STANDrolling for attempt 2
>>19843106You have ten seconds to tell me about the cursed weapons before I tear your tail off and give it to Misaka.
>>19843112>Gimme dat plot, Deculture. And make me stab a mutant cat.FIFY. You know you want to.
>>19843175I love you.
>>19843124Now now, it's our unrequited love for her and her pancakes that will eventually lead us to venting our sexual frustrations with Iori, thus complicating things horrendously and ultimately leading to despair and death for all we hold dear.
>>19843106team up with Misaka to throw the cat outhear the bad news
>>19843124That why I say forget about pancakesWe have a tech-priest
>>19843195>forget about pancakesBURN THE HERETIC
>>19843182>>19843195But those pancakes are heaven on earth, nothing compares not even sex while on ultra cocaine
>>19843175>>19843181I was not too sure about the timing.I used 1s per frame but if you think it's too fast/slow, tell me I'll change it.
>>19843207> sex while on ultra cocaineI want Slaanesh to leave
>>19843207Even sex while eating pancakes?
>>19843198fuck you, fucky your pancakes
>>19843215Unless they are Mami's pancakes then they aren't as goodIf they are then even slaanesh would be stunned by how fucking awesome it was
>>19843207What about sex and pancakes?
>>19843238Or sex with pancakes.
">>19843118 >>19843117 >>19843112"Very well." Kyuubey nods as it sits down on its haunches, tail flicking from side to side - managing to avoid Misaka's multiple grasping attempts, before the arms dealer finally stomps off in annoyance, clearly fuming. "Through intensive analysis, I've come to some very interesting conclusions. This may be a bit long-winded, but please bear with me."You'll bear with it, all right. Just as you're bearing with the uncomfortably frilly underwear you're wearing under the heavy starched skirts. Did maids really wear black frilly panties WITH garterbelts?Kyuubey makes a small noise, akin to clearing its throat, before it starts. "As they are, the golden weapons seem to be unremarkable. Both of them can be disassembled into their component parts easily, and snap together just as easily without issues. Identified chemically, they are made up of the same material as their non-golden counterparts. Perfectly identical, down to the very last molecule. Nothing extraordinary - except, of course, when you use them."Kyuubey places a forepaw on the floor, a circle of light etching itself on the marble, and it's then that the Golden Desert Eagle manifests in that circle itself, complete with a white snakeskin holster."Think of it like a...secret weapon in a videogame. Everything else is normal about it, except for a few parameters. It hits harder, it reloads faster, and it doesn't seem to jam no matter what we do. The same with the sword - it cuts with a molecule-thin edge, and it doesn't seem to dull no matter what we cut with it." Kyuubey looks at you. "We used machinery to do these tests, of course, so there's no risk of corruption."
>>19843254>black frilly panties WITH garterbeltsOh boy
>>19843254"I really would not like to bet on that."
>>19843254>"We used machinery to do these tests, of course, so there's no risk of corruption."except the weapons now store all that corruption and next time someone uses it unleashes it all at once. Let's not fucking touch these. Ever.
>>19843266Uh.Where did you get that idea from?
>>19843266Yeah, sure>We can't figure out what makes them so awesome to use but we can't see what's making them bad either, so It's okay!We're not using them
>>19843272Paranoia, but that's a good thing to have in this game.
>>19843272Nowhere. He's just a tripfag spreading his retarded opinions as if they are facts.
>>19843287Just like any anon might.Who really knows what will happen?
>>19843254It's then that the Incubator nods. "Which brings me to my next point. Matsuda, you're right. These things ARE dangerous, and they do corrupt. I would say, given the limited information I have now, that the golden sword itself may have corrupted Kirika. I've been looking at her Soul Gem readings for the past month. Her gem was past the point of recovery, and she had never used a grief seed ever since she registered the sword as her personal weapon. She should have expired long ago, but yet we know how she was when you retired her."Ah. "Expired." Yet another term to soften the blow of a colleague turning into a Witch. That was part and parcel of the job, and many of your fellow magical girls have taken great pains to ensure that they don't end up that way. Mami is silent as you gesture for Kyuubey to continue."But there's one thing I would like to request for you to do, Matsuda. You see, I have to know, first, how these weapons corrupt their intended wielders. I checked your Soul Gem rating at the time period when you said you had an outburst involving Sayaka, and I was surprised to see that your Soul Gem did not fluctuate at all - unlike Kirika's, whose Soul Gem purity plummeted moments after receiving the sword. As such, I am asking you to carry and use this firearm for the duration of your assignment tonight." He pushes the holstered gun towards you, and you have the sudden compulsion to pick it up and holster it as soon as possible."There should be no danger if it's just one night, Matsuda. If it comes to that, I will personally supply you with enough Grief Seeds to cleanse your Soul Gem. Right now, I have a theory to test out, and if it works, we are a step closer into finding out just what are these weapons intended for."How do you react?
>>19843299Okay, as long as we're treated like a ridiculously expensive prototype test machine, It's cool I guess
>>19843299.........fucking cat, I want a vacation with Misaka after this. Brown Bear hunting with Misaka in russia
>>19843299suppress the urge to snatch it up, slowly and carefully pick it up and fasten it somewhere concealed.we are in control, not the gun.
>>19843299Resist the compulsion, as long as we can, before very carefully picking it up while uttering a litany of curses under our breath."Fine. Fine, whatever."
>>19843299"These weapons are very fucking clearly intended to drive magical girls batshit insane.But fine. I'll carry this thing, I might even need to use it. But if I go off the deep end, make sure whoever you send after me has the information and support they need to take me down cleanly."
>>19843324I think this maybe the key
>How do you react?Politely refuse."I'd prefer to not do any umm... experiments while Iori is around. I wouldn't mind to take it on the assignment after that, but not this one."
Oh crap. He's probably given the sword to Sayaka.
>>19843299In such a crowded and well-covered area? And in such unfamiliar territory? If we snap, that's going to be bad news all around. Best case scenario: We snap and make an ass out of ourselves and the video of an Idol's escort screaming satanic verses goes viral over the internet. Worst case scenario: We snap and make an ass out of ourselves and the video of an Idol's escort screaming satanic verses (while shooting up the place) goes viral over the internet.
>>19843299"I don't like it. I can already feel the damn thing trying to worm its way into my head, to pick it up. "But it's a job, right. I'll hold you to that promise, QB."
>>19843299do it. we need the info and it seem that QB might be nervous about what these weapons might mean if they fall into more hands. whether it be ours or others who work for other incubators. we also need info on how this might affect others including our friends.
>>19843335Iori's safety might be the only thing that can hold us back.If we weren't so concerned about Mami when Kirika had her, we might well have done Sayaka in.
>>19843338Oh shit he might be right
>>19843338Thats probably his backup plan if we don't accept. I think we should accept, with the caveat that we'll throw thing away if we feel like we're about to snap.
Golden weapons corrupt.Golden weapons revents magical girls from witching out.Golden gun has had no measurable effect on us aside from wanting to ventilate Sayaka's skull (a normal reaction).Golden gun is addictive?Pinky... what's her game?
I have a baaaaad feeling about this.>>19843280see:>>19843272
Let also ask him if he has any information on Akemi Homura
Take it begrudgingly. Ask what he's doing with the sword. Is he giving it to anyone to test his theory? If so, who?
>>19843378That's a good idea, part of our price including a bucket of grief seeds is everything he can find on that name
>>19843381This. Make him promise to not give out the sword.We should also inform him that the weapon is already worming its way into our head again.
>>19843378>>19843389>"Why, that was your name, once."
Tell him we'll take the gun AND the sword, as we refuse to let anyone else be exposed to them. Also, have QB set up survaliance on us, besides the soul gem monitoring - it might not be reliable. Also see if QB can set up a teleportation spell to warp us directly into tge silent room is we do flip out.
>>19843378If anything, this is the one thing that we should NOT do.
>>19843299If we do carry the golden items, we get a few grief seeds, now. Just in case we go batshit, ya know?> QB has a plan to kill us in case we go batshit.
>>19843420 hereGood idea; add this:>>19843468
And we're totally sure that Kyoko's spear is just gold plated rather than one of Pinky's Golden Weapons, right?
>>19843325 >>19843324 >>19843317You glance down at the holstered firearm on the floor, looking so innocent and harmless in its rather fetching white snakeskin holster. No, it's not calling out to you to pick it up. That would be weird. That would be insane. What you do feel is everyone's stares aimed directly at you, boring into you - Iori, Mami, Kyoko, Misaka, and that damn mutant cat. Watching what you would do, what you would decide to do. Examining your every move, even if what you've only done is basically breathe.A moment, and it's then that you bend down, cursing all the while, to pick it up. It's heavy, as you remember it, and startlingly cold, even through the cotton gloves that the maid uniform came with. It's securely fitted into the holster, along with an extra magazine. What little of it peeking out from the holster is gleaming warmly - and you have to close your eyes for a moment as you realize that you've been staring a bit too much.You open your eyes again, and you see Kyuubey looking up at you. His expression hasn't changed a bit, but you've got the funniest feeling that he's looking at you with extreme smugness.You make to slip your arm through the holster's shoulder straps - you'd have to carry it unconcealed - when it's then that Kyoko's voice rings out. "H-hey, are you sure about this? Murderface?"You stop in your tracks, and you glance at the source of voice. Kyoko.
>>19843509She's obviously worried, her entire frame tense. Kyuubey turns to glance at her, and nods."Would you rather I give Muramasa to Miki Sayaka instead, Sakura Kyoko?" The Incubator says after a moment. "This is important. I want to find out--""I don't care what you want, you goddamn rat," Kyoko snaps, a rare occurence in front of the boss. "I'm asking Murderface what SHE wants. She's the one about to cart that damn thing around. I want to ask her.""Kyoko-san..." Mami murmurs from your side.How do you react? It seems like Kyoko's worried about you.
>>19843513>>19843509No. No, I am not. Better me than anyone else though.
>>19843508We checked it out ourselves,and Kyoko said that she had commissioned it mouths before this golden weapons business.
>>19843513Vacation Hunting Party.In Russia.
>>19843513Ask QB for grief seeds now, in case we go batshit.
>>19843513We need to know about these. I have experience in handling these weapons so far, so I know what signs to look out for and when to ditch itAnyway. I don't want anyone else handling these weapons so if I take this you are not giving anyone else those weapons, I will take the sword as well for safe keeping
>>19843509Pat her on the head, say nothing.Proceed with the mission
"It's fine, I've held it for longer than a night before without snapping.If anyone's going to do it it might as well be me."Then tell QB to cough up the grief seeds he promised us.
>>19843525True, but it does not mean the real spear can't have been swapped out with a Golden Spear.
>>19843513Laugh nervously. "Better me than her, right?"
"Thanks, kyoko, but I can handle this."Make sure our soul-gem is freshly purged before the start of the mission. Take a dose of something emotion-killing, like anti-depressants. We don't wanna get all agressive. If it doesn't help it won't hurt in any case.Also bring a flask of strong drink we can dump our soulgem in so we don't have to be seen drinking. Just in case.
>>19843513"I don't really like it, but someone has to do it. There might be more of these things floating around, there the more we know about them, the easier it will be to find the others."smile"Don't worry, I'm not gonna follow Kiriko, I'm better than that. Besides, I can't afford dying wearing this, lifetime of my reputation ruined in one day? no way!"
>>19843532This sounds good. We do know the most about how these things work, with firsthand experience even. The only thing I'm worried about is going black-eyed at the party and shooting things up.
>>19843526>>19843530These. Up the price of this. This is stupid, and we want a LOT for doing it.
>>19843509>>19843513Okay, Kyoko's cool."Not happy about it, but I suppose since i've been resisting it a bit so far, this is probably the safest way to figure out what's going on.For Batshit insane values of 'safe', mind."
>>19843559> Take a dose of something emotion-killing, like anti-depressants.It might be anti-anxiety pills instead of anti-depressants.> bring a flask of strong drink we can dump our soulgem inNo drinking on the job. I don't think being drunk lets us resist corruption better.
>>19843513"Am I sure? Fuck no.But Furball is right. We need to learn what these things do, so we can stop them. If only because of the mess they leave behind.Besides, I actually know what to look out for. Sayaka would be blind sided."A hurr hurr hurr.
>>19843513"I don't like it. But rather me, than someone else. At least I know what to expect."So yeah, I'm sure."
>>19843570How sporting is it to shoot bears with 20mm rifles?Misaka might call that cheating.
>>19843526And, when in Russia, we hunt for nuclear warheads.
>>19843588Nah, being wasted seems to make us a bigger target for pinky, probably because we are less in control and less sharp as we would normally be
>>19843532This, followed up by:"besides, I'm not doing anything this crazy on my own. Kyoko, I'm hiring you to watch me like a hawk tonight. And QB -since this is your stupid plan, you're paying her for it. One greif seed."
>>19843588Anti-depressants actually kill ALL emotion, and thus depression.
>>19843594"Drop from helicopter without parachute! Two weeks trek to nearest forest shack! Knife only!Final destination!"
>>19843513I don't think we should fieltest the golden gun during THIS mission.Using a corruption mind-bending weapon during a protection mission seems like a very bad idea.Better to test it during an elimination mission. That way even if we go trigger happy there is less risk for collateral.
>>19843599She can't get into the party or she'd be going with us anyway.
let's not forget to ask>>19843378
>>19843620It would also make us more likely to actually go insane.This is all about control, and the more motivation we have to stay in control the better.
>>19843623She could stay outside just in case we flipped our shit and I think then she could get in without any big issues then
>>19843623She can't go inder Iroi's ticket. But she could easily play 'Magical Girl Ninja' and watch us from the shadows.
GUYSGUYSIt's only a party, what's the worst thing that could happen?
>>19843599Don't say "just one"; he might screw up and give us more if we kept it vague.
>>19843646It's only a magical girl series, what's the worst thing that could happen?
>>19843636And you're ready to bet Iori's life on this?
>>19843613Final battle: Misaka and you in a repaired t-34 vs bear cavalry.Robotic bears with laser eyes that is.
>>19843646>a private gala-cum-album launch of 765 Production Studios, at a very fancy and very upscale mansion>the lights dim>big screen lights up>it's Yayoi>everyone turns to Iori and starts chuckling>then laughing>then taking off their belts
>>19843636> more motivation we have to stay in control the better.what>>19843646> what's the worst thing that could happen?...Fuck.
>>19843667And then their heads.
>>19843681Start moving on their own.
>>19843672Oh, OH!And that picture of us in maid-suit? Let us make more of them ONCE WE'RE BACK.We could use the butler suit and have fun times for everyone!
>>19843681i like how u think my friend
Why do I get the feeling we would actually lift our skirt up and have the flash bangs drop and explode if shit happened.It isn't murderface at all but it seems like it is inevitable
>>19843693And lend something from Mami as a luck charm.We will give It back to her after the mission
>>19843559 >>19843549 >>19843522Kyoko opens her mouth to protest, but seems to think the better of it - grudgingly nodding, but still quite worried. "I-I don't like it, but fine. It's your decision, Murderface, but if you think I'm going to let you carry some sort of demonic weapon without support, you've got another thing coming." She snarls as she walks forward, nearly stepping on Kyuubey as she goes past you - snatching the butler uniform from its box stashed beside you. "I'll be her second. On my own time." The red-haired Eversor spits at Kyuubey, as if daring him to protest. She stomps off towards the apartment bathroom, evidently to clean up and get ready."It's your decision, Sakura Kyoko. Just remember that you will not be reimbursed for your efforts here.""I DON'T GIVE A SHIT." Kyoko shouts, just as you hear the shower door slam shut. Soon, the sound of flowing water breaks the silence. "Very well. It seems Sakura Kyoko has opted to include herself in this assignment. Minase Iori, I trust this won't be too much of a hassle?"Iori shakes her head, blinking, seemingly stunned at the turn of events. "N-no, Kyuubey-san, I think I'll be able to deal with this. Worst comes to worst, I can always say that Kyoko-san is my chauffeur. She can stay by the car until we need help - which I hope we won't." She turns to look at me and smiles, uncertainly.You nod as you finally finish buckling the straps of the body holster. It's a rather tight fit, but the reassuring - if disturbingly comfortable - weight of the Golden Desert Eagle on your side seems to calm your nerves.
>>19843710Because we planned on doing exactly that.
Yay caught up! I'm assuming it's too late to influence the next post, but... >>19843513"Kyoko... Thanks, but... I HAVE to do this. I have to know how deep this rabbit hole goes. And as much as she gets on my nerves, I don't want it to be Sayaka. Hell, I didn't want it to be Kirika. It's got to be me."
>You make to slip your arm through the holster's shoulder straps - you'd have to carry it unconcealed This is even worse of an idea. You better bet your asses on it, that if we wear that shit unconcealed there WILL be another fucking Mahou Shoujo with a golden weapon there who will identify that think at what it is. If anything we should store in in the shield.
>>19843719I don't remember seeing that mentioned
>>19843727it's mentioned right here (if you know the character)>>19842758
>>19843722shield is broken>>19843717Vacation Hunting Party. In Russia. You damned rat.
>>19843737>Vacation Hunting Party. In Russia. You damned rat.Yeah, where we befriend bears and go raid some weapon storage.
>>19843727>Gokigenyo, motherfuckers.jpgWas mentioned last thread
Aww, damnit, of course too slow. *laugh*>>19843722Anyway, I totally agree. I know it's a DEagle, but can put it on a leg holster or something? We can't be carrying GOLDEN .50 firepower openly at a gala, can we? That's basically sending up the bat signal to the next Golden Girl that we are ready to party.
>>19843685>Threads have been light on the action as of late (not that we mind)>Deculture always apologizes for this and says he'll fix that soon>Going to a party where it has been reiterated that we shouldn't expect violence>We have the golden deagleWHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG
>>19843717Did Kyoko tell us the story of how she lost her eye?Because we should totally ask her on the way there.
>>19843761swordbitch cut her eyemagic no fixy90% sure this is why sword-bitch-lite no likey
Yes she did
Why won't you read the last thread again
>>19843761Yes. On the way to the apartment, last thread.
>>19843717"Very well, then. I'll leave you to it." Kyuubey says, just as it creates yet another portal - this time leaving behind two grief seeds, making your disposable total into three. "This should be enough for tonight, if my calculations are correct."You nod as you pick them up, stashing them in your inventory. Along with that hip flask of whisky you snuck in, even with Mami's express prohibition of alcohol during this assignment.Just as Kyuubey turns to leave, though, it's then that you remember something, and you call out to it. Asking him about a certain name that's been popping up at you for a while now."Akemi Homura...? The name doesn't ring a bell, but I can run a search, if you like."You say yes, and the mutant cat nods, before jumping up onto the windowsill and diving off. A typical exit."We should get going soon, Chiaki-san," Iori says after a moment, glancing at her expensive wristwatch as she comes close. She smells nice, of expensive perfume and soap. She offers you a smile. "Let's wait for Kyoko-san, and then we can leave."It's then that she's elbowed to the side by Misaka, the arms dealer frowning. "Annoying white cat...anyway, Murderface!" She looks up at you, one hand grabbing a fistful of your skirt and tugging. "You are all set! HE grenades, flashbangs, five each under skirt! MK22 Silenced Tranquilizer Pistol with one extra magazine at back holster! New combat knife strapped to left boot, ankle!"
>>19843785I think we're too lightly arm.
>>19843747GOLDEN GIRLS ASSEMBLE!
>>19843785Misaka understands the important things about life.Like there is no such thing as overkill. the idol is dead to me
>>19843785Misaka, you are the best.
>>19843785Again, I don't suppose there's anyway she can help up hide the Deagle? Or are we well and truly past that point? Also, doesn't this seem like the almost exact thing that MidoriEmi was saying her coworkers specialized in? Also, pull Iori close, whisper "I'll watch your back, but you have to tell me about anyone who seems... different then you remember them. Especially if you and them are... close."
>>19843785Pat her on the head.>>19843804We can just pull more guns from the shield.
>>19843785"Thanks. Hopefuly I won't need any of those, but better safe than sorry. I'm sure you'd be able to conceal something on me even if I were to wear bikini."Then panic for a bit and check if Iori didn't hear that... we don't want to give her any funny ideas.
>>19843785What, no automatic grenade launcher?I'm disappoint Misaka.
>>19843819shield is broken
>>19843785>"Akemi Homura...? The name doesn't ring a bell, but I can run a search, if you like."Whelp, the cat is in on the conspiracy. Denying shit already.Paranoia level at 15/10.
>>19843717Dammit why is it Kyoko is such a good friend to us. I know she has a general like of everyone and everything but she is seriously dedicated to this
>>19843785Can Misaka or Mami do anything to conceal the DEagle?Having something that obvious is going to get us stopped at the door, most likely.
>>19843833It's possible this Homura never introduced herself in this timeline.
>>19843818>Also, doesn't this seem like the almost exact thing that MidoriEmi was saying her coworkers specialized in?As far as I remember they were more on the entertainment side.>>19843831Timestop broke, once, and we haven't tried it since. Inventory function still works fine.
>>19843834vodka victory party bondingThis is why we need to take the Vacation Hunting Party. In Russia.
>>19843839Yeah I know. Just throwing the possibility out there.Hope for the best, assume the worst, etc.
>>19843785It's then that she smiles as she takes something from her lab coat pocket - she wears one now when she's out - and holds out what looks to be a golden necklace with a rather large cross pendant. "Misaka's good luck charm! Giving to you, hehehe!"You take it, blinking through your glasses. It's...you're not a religious person, but you certainly recognize it as the Christian cross. You slip your head through the necklace and let the pendant hang down, resting against your chest. You examine the cross, and find a strange gold button inset at the very center, camouflaged to look like the rest of the bauble."Is secret!" Misaka seems overjoyed that you noticed. "When in trouble, pray very hard, and then press it! A big, big friend will come to rescue with a big bang!"Okay. You're not sure what that means, but any help from Misaka is sure to be good help. You thank her and give her a few pats on the head. She giggles at this. "Say Misaka is a good--""You're a good girl." You say before she finishes. "Misaka is a good girl."She's positively blushing at this praise. It's then that Kyoko bursts out of your room, already in the butler uniform. She...actually looks alright in it. Comfortable, even. Her long red hair tied into a rakish ponytail, amplifying the effect. She looks like the sort of butler you'd see in Otome games. You glance at Mami and Iori, and they're all but gawping at Kyoko."W-what? Did I put it on wrong or something? What's up?" She says, momentarily discomfited by the staring.
>>19843841we were told flat out that only a specific person could fix itI doubt they've fixed it yet
>>19843853Orbtial Space Marine drop to save usfuckyes
>>19843853"No, it's just we all want to ravish you where you stand, is all."
>>19843853we require pics so bad right now
>>19843853You shake your head, chortling. You tell her that it's now obvious who wears the pants in her relationship with Sayaka."Oh, ha-ha. Real hilarious, Murderface."Iori seems to snap out of it, before smiling. "W-well, I do believe we should get going. Unless you have anything you think you may have missed, Chiaki-san?""Make sure you've got everything you need, Chiaki." Mami says after a moment, nodding. "There's no going back after this."Don't be so dramatic.Go to the party, as planned.No, I need to do something else first.
>>19843853>"When in trouble, pray very hard, and then press it! A big, big friend will come to rescue with a big bang!"Big Daddy? Terminator drop pod?
>>19843853I was gonna post something but then >>19843867That's too perfect.
>>19843839Here's a little but of info for ya: WE are Homura. It is us. Or at least our original? I'm not quite sure how that works, but we are Homura Akemi, at least in part.
>>19843878It seem Misaka has finished repair her suit of SMa armor.Just in time
>>19843853We need at least a pistol or submachine gun to defend ourselves with. Suggestion: FNP-45 with silencer.Our only firearm is a tranq pistol. Not enuff gun.
>>19843833Kyubey doesn't lie outright. He ommits what's inconvenient. If it says it doesnt recognize the name, it doesnt recognize the name.Which makes me wonder... what the hell happened before we were found in the Witch's barrier?
>>19843875figure out a way to conceal the DE. thigh holster?
>>19843853Pull your phone, take picture.DO IT!
>>19843891thigh holsters are sexy>>19843898this on the other thigh.
>>19843891We have the deagle of haxness as kyuubey explained it. That it enough dakka until we need to pull out our shield>>19843867Literally the best idea
>>19843891We have said Deagle, might as well give the cat info.>>19843898>>19843901these two
>>19843875Figure out a way to conceal the DEagle first. Either a thigh holster or something. Ask Misaka and Mami for help.
>>19843875[X] No, I need to do something else first.We need a firearm with spare magazines like so:>>19843891Also need another knife on the other leg.
>>19843875Unless there's something that can be done to conceal our golden gun, let's rock.Heaven or hell, and all that jazz.
>>19843867"No, it's just they want to ravish you where you stand, is all."Fixed that for you.
>>19843853"They've seen you with it on, now they're imagining you with it off."
I'm turning in early tonight(11pm here) as i got work in the morning.Thanks for the thread deculture.
>>19843875>[X]No, I need to do something else first.Picture of Kyouko. Now. And send it to Sayaka.
>>19843875>[x]No, I need to do something else first.Does good girl Misaka have these com-link thingies we used when dealing with Midori?
>>19843841Exactly. We are going to a gala held by 765 Production, the media company Iori works for. Midori's... friends work in the entertainment business, and are a clique that uncool people like her can't get into. Sounds like a Girl Band or other entertainment like thing to me. Just saying, chances are extremely high that we will run into another magical girl, and if so, I'm willing to put money on it being from the rival Incubator.
>>19843907I disagree. Never touch the pistol.We have it strapped onto ourselves already. That is risk enough. We will only risk shooting the cursed weapon only when we deem we can *completely* resist its effects when holstered.
>>19843875[x]No, I need to do something else first."Kyoko, this is extremely important. I need you to put your hands in your pockets and turn your head to one side.If you don't do it, you might die."Then take a photo.
>>19843935You mean the Evil French Incubator?
[X]No, I need to do something else first.We should see if Midori has any advice for us
>>19843943im picturing it now
>>19843960Ooh, good call.
>>19843960I agree. We also seem to be missing wtf r we supposed to do at the gala.So ask: "What is our mission, exactly?"
>>19843976We're to be her bodygaurd and play maid to her.>>19843943Seconding this
>>19843976Are you stupid? We are there. That's all we are supposed to do. Protect Iori.
>>19843976we wait on the ldol hand and footextract her if we have to this was explained >>19843056
>>19843853>lab coatOk Misaka is definitely last order
>>19843982Okay, what's the gala for? Are we getting information? Or are we Iori's bodyguard again, because she wants to attend the gala?
>>19843992don't know why wantdamnit eva
>>19843996We're just her bodyguard. Pretty sure this has been explained,
>>19843996>private gala-cum-album launch of 765 Production Studios, at a very fancy and very upscale mansionreadthe fuckingthread
>>19843989Oh. Opps.Do we have a getaway vechicle? Escape routes? Body armour?
How about you actually read last thread instead of being stupid
>>19844011Getaway vehicle will presumably be the car we're using to get there. We don't know the area yet, seems we haven't been given the chance to scope it out. Body armor wouldn't work with the maid costume getting us in there.
>>19844011Our excape plan is pressing the button on the cross.Misaka then drops in in a suit of Terminator armor. Kyoko goes stabby on their asses.Game fucking over.
>>19844011Read. The. Fucking. Thread.
>>19844027For an armchair commando your information processing capability is utter shit.
>>19844030Stop. Being. Pissed.
>>19844023>Misaka then drops in in a suit of Terminator armor. >DEEP STRIKINGMake it so.
>>19844048He's in the right though, so shut it, Udz.
>>19844048But he's right.
>>19844050We are fully engaged captain.
>>19843992Does that mean the button summons accelerator? Because that would be overkill.
Okay, I get it.I apologise.
>>19844023Unless nothing happens. Then we just wait on Iroi, enjoy tea and crumpets, and those tiny little sandwich thingies. And Iroi will probably want to dance. With us. So, expect that. Also: Misaka is BEST girl - needs to be said at some point.
>>19844055No, Udz has a pointThere is no need to get angry at someone who doesn't know what is going on. Unless you are a massive sperglord
You people can also stop being dicks. Just ignore whatever you don't like. It really is that simple.
>>19844074I've been trying to say this.vote for the Vacation Hunting Party.
>>19844055>>19844065Sure, that doesn't mean it is necessary to get mad about it.
>>19844067>summon AcceleratorGod that would be fucking awesome.It's probably the Spess Mahreen though.
>>19844076>>19844078No to both.
>>19844099Gb2 /a/ then, they like being assholes
>>19844050I`m positive every person in this thread would like to DEEPSTRIKE Chiaki right now, if you catch my drift.
>>19844117Like the angry fist of the emperor
>>19844076>There is no need to get angry at someone who doesn't know what is going onI disagree. It's okay to be confused and miss some thing but not after being told to read the very thread he's in.It's not assholery. It's a natural reaction to be angry when someone's keeps being stupid.At least that's how I see It
I think we'd like to DEEPSTRIKE Butler Kyoko right now.
>>19844096I would be fine with both. But even if its a marine i think it would be funny to see an accelerator cameo later on. Like, as Misakas stepfather or something.
>>19844107You aren't long on /tg/, are you? We can and are nice, but not in the face of overwhelming idiocy.See:>>19844125
>>19844140Votes compiledNext Golden Magic girl forces up into an orgy with Kyoko, misaka, Mami and swordbitch-lite with her powers.
>>19844125Well you obviously don't deal with people often or have anger issuesOn /tg/ we don't generally get mad at people for misunderstanding things and asking questionsBeing a direct asshole or trolling? Yeah we go nuts on that
>>19843943 >>19843881"Huh? Hands in pockets? And then turn...what, this way or that...?" Kyoko seems to immediately obey your instructions despite being completely puzzled - and it's then that she blinks her one good eye as you snap your cellphone into your hand with a flick of your wrist. Two button presses later, and the image of a roguish young man with fiery crimson hair in a snappy black butler's uniform is frozen in time in your phone. Kyoko's one eye goes wide as she hears the digitized click of the shutter.Now you're done, you say to Iori as you slip your cellphone quickly into your inventory while Kyoko fumes at you, speechless. Mami is smiling at this, while patting down some wrinkles on your companion's clothes."You can't wear headsets for tonight, so if you need to contact each other, discreetly call or message each other on your cellphones," Mami says just as all three of you make to finally step out of the apartment. "Again, remember that your main objective here is to get Iori-san back home safe and sound. If anything happens, even if you're being attacked, escape is your first option."
Guys, GUYS! We are on THREAD 15. It's ok if they aren't fully caught up.
> Misaka is the BEST girlYou just want a loli techpriest
>>19844117Not exactly, no.
>>19844152Motherfucker I have been here since before there was a tg. And until recently we were not assholes. Easily baited but not assholes
>>19844170Yes, but it's not okay to not read the current thread.
>>19844181>we are assholes, but not. you dig?
>>19844125Being told to "read the thread" isn't actually helpful, though. I would assume he did read the thread, and just missed a few lines amongst it all, which is pretty easy.Referencing a certain post, "Read post X," or just explaining it briefly saves every one else the trouble of an idiotic argument such as this one.
>>19844181We must not have been in any of the same threads.
>>19844170HERESYREAD 10000 WORDS A MINUTE YOU FUCKING CASUAL
>>19844176Google bot is watching.Always watching.Waiting.
>>19844170It's okay, I was here for a few threads before. I do apologise for sperging out and asking redundant questions even after being asked to read the thread.>>19844125>>19844152I'm sorry for shitting up a good quest. Let's have the quest go on as normal, please.
>>19844203It's plenty helpful, since he only needed to read Deculture's posts.>>19844219Okay, deal.
>>19844163We should e-mail it to her girlfriend.No, wait, we should keep it, and say we'll e-mail it to her girlfriend.Nothing like some friendly blackmail.
>>19844170Read up on it before you join in. the thread isn't going to crash and burn because you're busy reading up on what's going on before you take part.
Sweet, so Sayaka gets to drive us around in the limo while we have quiet private time with Iori in the back? This is relevant to my intrests. ...Though apparently only me, as I seem to be one of the few who are actually into the idea of Iori being our primary waifu...
>>19844243Kyouko. Not Sayaka.
>>19844243That would be correct. Disregard waifuing. Acquire guns.
>>19844243This isn't waifu quest. She's the dame of the quest though, so we have to protect her, and then probably die for her in act 4 or something.
>>19844231You mean we should use our next pay to make building sized poster of it and put them around the city.
>>19844243Techpriest, sniper, master mechanic, drinking buddy, russkierandom idol
>>19844243I prefer the idea of her trying to become our waifu but our utter inability to have any relationship getting in the wayEspecially given we seem to have been this way for a few years and it will take Iori more than a couple of weeks to change that
>>19844243Kyoko is the driver.And bro, Iori may be idol tier, but she ain't Pancake Goddess Tier.
>>19844243Probability of character death increases exponentially with emotional attachment.
>>19844163>Murderface and Firehair McCrazyeye together on an assignment>"even if you're being attacked, escape is your first option."Oh Mami, you so silly!
>>19844243Iori doesn't really fit with Chiaki. As a fling, sure, but she's an idol and not suited to a long term relationship with a hired killer. She doesn't understand the full implications of the job.
>>19844163You nod at this, quietly, while Kyoko petulantly murmurs something about spoiling your fun. Mami only smiles at this, before leaning in and giving you both a kiss on the cheek each - warm, soft, and all too brief. You feel your own cheeks burn as Kyoko's murmurs turn incoherent, reddening as well.Misaka also gives you one. "Is for luck! O-oh, and bring me souvenir! Do not forget, Murderface!"You smile and nod. Of course you won't.A moment more, and you're all outside. Misaka and Mami to see you off as you pile into the black company car that Kyuubey has loaned you - a nondescript black car with tinted windows and an unremarkable brand. But secretly it's been reinforced - bulletproof windows, redundant inflating system, the works. Probably all that's missing is a function to transform into a killbot.You blink as Kyoko squeezes behind the driver's wheel. You ask her if she can drive at all, even with her blind spot."Yeah, yeah. I know how to drive, Murderface. Unlike someone here who drives while she's drunk. Said someone currently being in the damn maid costume, here." She adjusts the rear view mirror to focus on both you and Iori in the back seat.But that was an EMERGENCY, you protest. You ran out of ALCOHOL.Kyoko's rebuttal is lost as she starts and guns the engine, easing the car out into the street and onto the main road. Heading towards the bright lights of the upper district, where danger and debauchery lay.This was going to be an interesting night.
>>19844264OR, she dies.Though if people want to make Misaka into the dame instead, then she'll die, I suppose.
>>19844243Kyoko is driving.not to big on the waifu thing, i just hope everyone survives.
>>19844243Nah, I like her too.
>>19844265We should do this
>>19844265We could probably get QB to fund it, as an advertising initiative.
Speculation/paranoia ahead:Now we know the Pleiades Saints from Kazumi Magica are part of this story (Midori mentioned them).They cloned Kazumi to 'revive' her after the original turned into a witch, and they also have 'spares' should one of them suffer the same fate.What if Chiaki is a clone of Homura?
>>19844163This bodyguard duo (Maid Chiaki and Butler Kyoko) may be the most dapper pair at the gala.
So remind me why we need headsets again? From what I recall, magical girls have some telepathy network thing.
>>19844297we are not to transform unless we have to
>>19844280That's why Misaka stays the crazy russian little sister who speaks to weapons and blows shit to pieces
Nah, fuck It.We do things based on the info provided in the quest.Meta knowledge is for casuals and thatguys
We forgot to ask QB about the illusionist girl. Maybe we should check after the assignment?
>>19844297Read the thread.>>19844163>"You can't wear headsets for tonight, so if you need to contact each other, discreetly call or message each other on your cellphones,"
>>19844278"Well Lori, its nice to see that the modelling company hasn't dropped you like a wet rag. Are you expecting someone there?"
>>19844294What if Kyuubey is a clone of a cat fused with the white blobby thing hidden under Tokyo-3?What if Iori is actually a robot?What if Mami's pancakes are made from aborted fetuses?YOU JUST. DON'T. KNOW.
>>19844278Check inventory again, just to be sure, and ask Iori for the who's who of the party.
>>19844332She's an Idol, She sings primarily. It's not a modelling company.
>>19844338Mami could make those pancakes taste good, so that particular point is irrelevent.
>>19844338>What if Mami's pancakes are made from THE FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS?Fixed.
>>19844278Pull Iori close, whisper "I'll watch your back, but you have to tell me about anyone who seems... different then you remember them. Especially if you and them are... close. I know they are your friends, but I NEED to assume that things aren't going to be as simple as we both want them to be..."Given the three, Iori is my favorite. Though I don't know who I'm trying to fool; there is no way she doesn't end up accepting a contract and being the final boss.
>>19844328Yes, I saw that, but I don't see why we would ever need them in the first place.>>19844305I don't believe transformation was ever required for the telepathy.
>>19844328You should do the same. He's asking why we NEED them not why we can't have them.>>19844332She's not a truck. Iori. Capital i.
>>19844328He was asking a different questionHe wasn't asking why we had them on this job but why we needed them if magical girls had a magical communication systemApparently we don't have that though so we rely on things like mobile phones, headsets and letters
>>19844243>>19844243>>19844243>..Though apparently only me, as I seem to be one of the few who are actually into the idea of Iori being our primary waifu...Because its one heck of an retarded idea. >"Oh hey, lets take this girl who leads a somewhat normal life up until now and throw her into the maelstrom of shit, misery and booze that is our life because RABURABU!"No, fuck you! I said it before and I`ll say it again, we probably should get her out of our life as soon as we can before she sees even more things behind the mirror that she wasn`t supposed to see. It´s for her own sake.
>Misaka is a good girlSo MGNQ has its own take on Adorable Cossack?
>>19844398Strike Witches Quest.
>>19844378Great, now I am picturing Iori cosplaying as Optimus prime going "beep beep!">>19844388Yep, only a slightly different adorable cossack
About an hour to go before Deculture's usual stopping time.Shit about to get crazy, huh?
I think this is a good place to pause for now. Thank you for your participation, everyone!
rolled 85 = 85>>19844449fuck that, rolling to chain him to the desk
>>19844464Thank you for the thread.
>>19844388Well, she's become one now.Also, holy shit my sides.
>>19844464god damnit noI can feel your hatred through my screen
>>19844449A minute later>>19844464
>>19844464Aww. Thanks for the thread.Any chance of pics of Kyoko in a suit?
>>19844464>>19844449HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAPerfect timingNight Deculture thanks as always dude
>>19844449>>19844464Ahaha.Thanks for running such an awesome quest Deculture.Do want suited Kyoko pic next thread if possible.
rolled 15 = 15How about trying to unlock the diary on our way to the party?
Don't forget to archive! I'd do it myself except that I have never done it before and will probably muck up the description and tags.
>>19844464Thank you for running this again for us, Deculture. You're the best!
>>19844464Well now I am sadThanks anyhow
>>19844499What Twitter? Where?
>>19844464Thanks for the quest, Deculture.
>>19844464>>19844501archived, hope you guys like the description.
>>19844580Also, please don't hesitate to tell me what you think should be improved in the way I run the quest.Thank you once more for your support!
>>19844685I'm still waiting for Chiaki in bulter outfit
>>19844685People seem to get bored waiting for the next post. Maybe more smaller posts with more 'choice point's. But really all I'd like to see are more sketches. That's why I started following the quest. They don't even need to be detailed, I just like seeing what's going on.
>>19844732But detailed posts give us an idea of our surroundings
>>19844732I too would rather have detailed posts then a shotgun spread.
>>19844732>>19844751>>19844755But can we all agree that more sketches would be better?
>>19844763WHY THE FUCK WOULDN'T WE?
The pacing is fine to me. Though today did seem a bit short.
>>19844772But I would rather a good amount of both
>>19844732detail is better
>>19844732i like reading the big posts.
>>19844779I'd say it was. Later start, somewhat earlier end.
>>19844813I think it was a later start. I'm normally asleep when it starts.
Pacing is fine, once your computer is all good and we can get more sketches even betterMaybe a little aside here or there with some of the characters so that while they aren't present we get some idea that they still are doing things instead of just going into some "off screen holding" situation
>>19844859Or we could get another Drawfag to help
>>19844880it's not liket hey grow on trees
>>19844890I have who is good at drawing and like madoka magica
>>19844891what, you just failed hard at samefaggingit's also archived
>>19844880I try and photoshop things together. I keep telling myself to relearn to draw, but I haven't yet. Deculture: thanks for giving us another 4 hours of your life. WE DO APPRECIATE YOU.
>>19844880I'm pretty craptastic, but I've already tossed out a few sketches for Deculture. Still, I love PMMM and this auest so I'll probably churn out more shitty art over the weekend.Can't really post it while at work though, for various reasons.
>>19844953Are you the one who drew Chiaki in a maid uniform with that saying overhead?
>>19844939Edit: WE DO APPRECIATE YOU(only if there is more Misaka)
>>19844911What?I was commenting on my own post, because I'm not actually certain if it was a late start. If you wanna call that "samefagging" sure, go ahead.
>>19844986"Gokigenyou, motherfucker"Yeah, that was me. Ainda derped and forgot the glasses the first time though. Also did one with soulgem in vodka glass. That one was fun.If work doesn't leave me too worn out, I'll try to sketch Chiaki and Kyouko in their costumes or somrthing.
>>19844999i would guess it was a late start since i usually get here by the time it hits 20 - 35 replies where as today i got in at around 7 replies.>accuracy of these findings may vary.
IMPORTANT QUESTION!!!The link to this on sup/tg/ doesn't seem to be working for me. I keep getting a 403 error. Is it just me and I'm being dumb? Or is there a problem for other people, too?http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20Quest
>>19845094Try this.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19842679/This is the actual archived thread.
>>19845094Ok, if you say so, I'll believe it's working fine. I guess it hasn't full saged yet, so... It's still not linking correctly for me, though. I assume it's something on my end, then. *shrug*
>>19845113I get a 403 from my phone, as well.>>19845056From a quick look at the archived threads, this one started in the usual start window of 0700-08??.
http://www.filedropper.com/19842679Whole page saved, if anyone cares. Or you could just save it yourself.I don't know how sup/tg/ works. Can we attempt to re-archive it?
Thread is also archived here: http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/19842679/(but foolz don't preserve the image over time)
it was a ten second glitchthread is up
i need to stop opting for five extra hours of sleep so i can be awake when this quest starts.
>>19846036I'm an hour late every timefeelsbadman
>>19846040it's over by the time i wake up usually. makes me wonder what timezone deculture is in.
>>19846059That's a fine question. There was a twitter mention that he's in UTC, but another saying "Singapore or somewhere thereabouts." To combine and paraphrase the two tweets.
>>19846301sheit lives on the moonsheit IS pink