Gritting your teeth against the sonic barrage coming from all around you, you pull out your trusty violin.To your right, you watch Susan on the verge of keeling over, the girl next to her also not doing so well."Hahaha! This is the true power of science! Kneel before me!" the little girl on the podium commands.>ROLL FOR MUSICAL COUNTER ATTACKConsidering the first 5 rolls.
rolled 74 = 74>>19815150AND NOW I MUST SLEEP
rolled 42 = 42>>19815150We are butler. We shall play beautiful music.
rolled 36 = 36>>1981515073 get
rolled 89 = 89>>19815150Play your song, Hayate!
rolled 82 = 82Rolling for JAMZ
rolled 12 = 12hey if this doesn't work at least we could probably use the violin to go all paul stanley on eddy
>>19815202am now very glad I looked up someone other than hendrix and townshend to reference in this post
rolled 43 = 43>>19815150
rolled 73 = 73>>19815197Let us sing you the song of our people.
>>19815197You don't even play a particular tune, you just keep running your bow over the strings to cause dissonance.This has the desired effect that the splitting pain in your head is lowered, but it's not completely gone.This also allows the two girls with you to straighten back up and get ready to attack.To allow them to fight as much as they want, you relegate yourself to keep playing against the sonic attack.---------------------------------------------------->SUSAN POVNow that Hayate has managed to counter some of that noise, you are able to steady yourself and get ready.Vials at the ready, you jump up to attack the little girl.WAT DO?>add a roll
rolled 78 = 78>>19815311We have Molotov, right?'Splosions.
rolled 83 = 83>>19815311tongue in butt
rolled 63 = 63>>19815311Dude we need a spreadsheet, I already forgot what she can do.
>>19815311BURN HER EYES OUT WITH ACID.>acidingl stancesYou're right, captcha, we have to enter the aciding stance.
rolled 43 = 43>>19815311That cunt is fucking with our man! She needs to die! Stab her eyes out!
rolled 65 = 65>>19815339Comeon eye stabbing....
rolled 54 = 54>>19815311Throw some Molotov vials at her and detonate them around her.Use the duster to create a mini-tornado to pick up the girl, then materialize knives and make like Sakuya Izayoi to turn Edison into a pin cushion.
rolled 94 = 94>>19815325Something not stupid.Nekomode + beat her to death with some random gadget.
rolled 22 = 22>>19815311Tongue in Butt
>>19815365Bonus points if Edison liked what ever gadget we use.
>>19815365You activate Nekomode, the butler suit and cat-ears replacing your maid uniform.As you attack the little girl on the podium, the girl with the glasses also does the same.The small one was nimble. Very nimble.And slabs of concrete dropped down from the ceiling to shield her.Your punches either miss her completely or are blocked by the said slabs."Hahaha! You'll never get me!" she taunts you as you continue the chase.Then, as she hid behind another slab of concrete, something weird happened."OUCH!" She tumbles out from behind it, "How'd you do that?" she asks the girl in glasses.The weird one raises the bright orange boxing glove one her left hand and says, "Telepuncher. Punches you in your blindside, always.""Hey, let me borrow that." You tell the girl, as the small one scuttles away."Eh, sure." she answers as she throws it towards you.You place it on your left hand, and pull out a vial of Drago with your right.With a dangerous grin, you chug the liquid.**ROLL FOR TELEPORTING 80x PUNCH**
rolled 85 = 85>>19815510Ours is the punch that will break the spine.
rolled 69 = 69Oh shit.
rolled 21 = 21>>19815510FALCON PUNCH
rolled 46 = 46>>19815510Ouch?
rolled 6 = 6>>19815510Oh, THAT is going to leave a mark.
rolled 25 = 25PUNCH WITH THE FURY OF KUU
rolled 31 = 31>>19815510Rollan for murder
rolled 68 = 68>>19815510That's it, quest over. We broke it.
rolled 64 = 64>>19815534once more maybe?
>>19815524That 85 is looking pretty good. As tempting as it is to push for a 90+, I'm not risking it.
rolled 62 = 62>>19815546I'll risk it!
>>19815150Take all his rings, sonic is nearly powerless without them.
rolled 20 = 20>>19815510I really hope Susan gets to keep this.
rolled 80 = 80>>19815510Falco-punch go!
rolled 67 = 67>>19815510
rolled 47 = 47>>19815510fuck we aint god shit
rolled 33 = 33>>19815510night gents
>>19815524If your thoery is right, your punches now should be at 80x, or maybe atleast 18x.You're not very sure how Nekomode stacks with Drago actually, but this is worth a shot.You pull back and let loose a vicous left-hook.In the distance, a slab of concrete shatters, and a scream is heard.Just like that, Edison is out."Goddammit! I wanted to do that!" Complains the girl in glasses next to you.WAT SAY?
rolled 81 = 81>>19815685Punch her too.
>>19815685"I'll give you some Drago, so you can do it yourself, later."
>>19815694B-But Hayate-kun will be mad at us...
>>19815710She hurt our Hayate-kun. For that, she deserves to be punched out.
>>19815710It's for Hayate own good clearly.
>>19815685guess you got beat to the punch!
>>19815754That was bad and you should feel bad.
>>19815694Without warning and before Hayate could stop you, you punch her as well.The powerful blow hist her square in the jaw, sending her tumbling into the far wall.She's out. Again."What did you do that for?" He asks you"She was threatening me. You saw it didn't you?!""...oookay, why don't we calm down and report back to Keima." "I AM CALM!" -------------------------------------------------------->Hayate POV'Keima, we've captured R&D.' you call this mission's general.'How are the other teams doing? And where do you want us to go next?'**ROLLEM**3d100>taking 4th1 is Gai's team2 Negi's3 marionettes
rolled 20 = 20>>19815860
rolled 23, 38, 63 = 124>>19815860Comeone all 90's.
rolled 61, 98, 34 = 193>>19815860I hope they are all okay.
rolled 9, 23, 79 = 111>>198158603 eh?
rolled 60, 3, 42 = 105>>19815884>hurrr imma durrr
rolled 58, 2, 1 = 61>>19815860
rolled 68, 72, 65 = 205>>19815860
>>19815897Well, Negi's fucked. Director's probably chilling in the library.
>>19815897'Gai's team has captured medical but they lost Jun. Negi's team was wiped out in the library, we don't know how. The Marrionettes are trying to get inside the Academy but have already lost 2 of their numbers.''You two can either check out the Library or go help the Marionettes.''Okay, will do.'WAT DO?[ ]Library[ ]Marrionetes[ ]other?
>>19815988>[ ]MarrionetesHelp them then push with them to the Library. More meat shields for us to use.
>>19815988Reinforce the front for now.
>>19816006And by that I mean marionettes.
>>19815988[x]MarrionetesIt's gotta be Yuki in the library.
You and Susan quickly get out of R&D and head across the empty, battle torn quad.You find two of the Marrionettes and that boy with the guitar protecting themselves from fire being directed at them from the windows of the building.There, you spot members of the Security team and more of those girls with guns holding them off."You guys alright?" You ask as you run up to them and cover all of you in a large teacup."We can't get in." Lime tells you"We can see that." Susan says with some ice to her voice."What happened to the others?" You ask her."They got them with that big gun on the roof."As if on cue, artillery begins to pound your cup.WAT DO?
>>19816135Smoke em out. Combine cigar with Susan's winds.
>>19816135[x] RetreatTaking the front door here isn't going to work, either come back later or look for another way in.
rolled 19 = 19Dig a motherfucking hole under the cup, burrow our way into the place, use the Marrionette's paper construct thingamajigs if we have to:
>>19816135I think taking out that artillery would be useless since it can't fire on us once we get inside.Lave the cut and have the girls take potshots at the shooters while Hayate and Susan invis inside. Once inside take down the gunners and cover the marionette team while they get insideUnless of course we can steal the artillery and make it fire directly down
>>19816135Teacup shield wall. We charge them.
So, I just realized that this quest thread has come full circle from the very first thread, where, when rolling for who else was in the class, we rolled high enough for "ourselves"LG's response: >ourself? [achievable with MAJAIKS in the long run]Susan was planned from the very beginning
rolled 13 = 13>>19816199Destroy the building?I like how you think.Rolling for THIS
rolled 81 = 81>>19815150That's been known already for quite a while, bro.
>>19816212You only realized this now?
>>19816135So.. Uh no cencensus?
>>19816272Seems that way Sir.
rolled 8 = 8>>19816272I think the answer is kill them all. You know 'Blood for the Blood God.' All that jazz.
rolled 3 = 3>>19816283picking a random course of action then
rolled 90 = 90>>19816283a roll in the event that you have us do something anyways.
>>19816176You decide to dig your way into the building, coming in from under the defender's noses.You and Susan take out shovel/spoons and begin to tunnel into the lawn.The majaikally enfused tools eat quickly at the soil, and you make quick progress.After a few minutes, with the artillery still hammering your now empty cup, you break into the ground floor of the academic building."Where's the target point?" You asked Lime"Our room." she responds as you run towards it, hoping to avoid the guards still firing on the cup outside.**ROLL FOR RANDOM ENCOUNTER**>takign the 3rd>low = bad as always
rolled 75 = 75>>19816408oh boy it's just like final fantasy
rolled 52 = 52>>19816416you need to put "dice+1d100" (without quotes) in the email field, not 1d100
rolled 37 = 37Hmm
>>19816429Your group of five runs down the halls towards your classroom and encounter a group of those girls with guns.There were four of them, each one carrying an assault rifle and each one as cute as the next.Without warning, they open fire and you're forced to duck inside an empty room.WAT DO?
>>19816429We ran into mikey?
>>19816434Its an encounter, dont sweat it.
>>19816463All right we take a huge rebounter tray and rush them. Susan on one side, Hayate on the other.We'll skewer them with our knives.Marionettes will take any we miss.
>>19816497Also Susan goes for the one with cow tits.
>>19816463If they are familiars of souske maybe they will fall for the same psychological warfare he is.Yell at them different slurs about their weapons.
Encounter the gun girlsWe are accompanied by a currently yandere SusanHerewegoagain.jpg
>>19816497>>19816511Yell the slurs whilst charging.If susan still has the glove then she can take her swings too.
>>19816511Except other than the Enfield, all of those weapons are actually pretty decent.
>>19816497You bring out trays and cover them with rebounder.Handing one to each member there, you run back out into the hallway.*BRATATATATATATAT*Bullets pelted the sheilds and bounced back at the attackers.They scramble and scatter at this unexpected return fire.**ROLLEM**>taking 4th
rolled 1 = 1>>19816589
rolled 27 = 27>>19816596well fuck me
rolled 10 = 10>>19816589
rolled = 0...
rolled 59 = 59>>19816629Wat...
rolled 3 = 3Comeon dice
rolled 97 = 97>>19816629oh i see
>>19816638With swords drawn, you and Susan jump out from behind your shields.But, as you were about to reach them, a huge explosion to your left sends you sprawling.It's a big black man holding what you correctly identified to be a grenade launcher.He has a wide smile on his face as he took another shot at you.You roll away just in time as the spot you were in gets blasted into a crater, Susan wasnt as lucky and she gets thrown clear across the hall.MIKEY IS HERE. WAT DO?
...I just read this for the shits 'n' giggles after having ignored the quest for months.What the fuck happened? Susan is now a separate charater?
>>19816674Grab the tray and bash the grenade back at Mikey.
>>19816675Time thing. Alternate reality. Our dream from thread 1 is coming true. All of it.
>>19816674Bunnymode up to him, give hugFRIENDSHIP POWERS ACTIVATE
>>19816674Bunnymode and prepare to have a giant black man charging us Maybe play his game and blast Molotov back towards them
>>19816674maybe slider the ground and power slide into him
>>19816701since we have no consensus fuck it this sounds fun.
>>19816674You activate bunnymode, and pull out your paintball guns."oooh! BUNNY!" the simple one exclaims as he sees you.You try and shoot him with your molotov balls, but he easily avoids them.He's pretty agile for his size."You're not very nice!" he says with a pout as the grenade launcher in his hands goes off again.You duck under the grenade and it explodes harmlessly behind you.With the rest of your team now off pursuing the four girls from earlier, And Susan injured a few meters away, It's now up to you to take this guy down.Using your speed, you run behind him, guns at the ready.After peppering his wide back with Paintballs, you run up to Susan and set up a shield as you detonate them.>ROLL FOR EXPLOSION>taking 5th
rolled 10 = 10>>19816847Rolling to fill up the spaces.
rolled 17 = 17>>19816847
rolled 53 = 53>>19816847Hahahaha diceSorry big guy but this is a boom bunny
rolled 72 = 72>>19816847
rolled 39 = 39>>19816847
rolled 36 = 36Pretty explosionsNo more mikeySinged bunny
>implying we can beat Bob "The Beast" Sapp that easily
>>19816873Smoke fills the hallway as you protect yourself with the large tray.That mount of molotov would have been enough to take out any of your classmates, enough to even get Mike to fall flat on his ass.Confident that nothing could have survived that, you peek over your silver shield.There, walking out of the smoke, with not a scratch on him, was the big black guy."That's really, really, really not nice!" he says with a frown as he charges you.
NEXT TIME ON MSQ:My rug was stolenNew thread at 2200 4chan time
We may be in serious trouble.
rolled 82 = 82Since thread is still up, Allow me to introduce myself.>See name>I probably won't be here often.
>>19820107Nice to meet you Sober.