(( Previous threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Holy%20Grail%20War%20Quest It is not required to read HGW: Seattle, but it might present some context. IRC is #HGWSeattle @ Rizon, Twitter (NEW) is https://twitter.com/HowDoIShotTrip for announcements and some questions. ))[Remember: You are David's familiar - a piece of grey matter empowered with Prana into a living being. You can suggest courses of action to David, and, since he is your master, amplifying some aspects of his biological functions. Abuse of this might lead to him ignoring future suggestions!][David himself has the magic of Multiplication - the ability to amplify proccesses and reactions. The applications of this are wide and varied. You are encouraged to experiment, or come up with crazy ideas~!]WHEN WE LAST LEFT DAVID ALEXANDER, HE HAD, WITH THE HELP OF HIS FRIENDS, FOUGHT OFF A MINOR ASSAULT FROM THE PACK OF WEREWOLVES UNDER HUND, THE MAGICAL DRUG COOKER WITH UNKNOWN POWER AND INTENTIONS. AFTER THE FIGHT, HE HAD BEEN FORCED TO AMPLIFY THE PROCESS OF PRANA GENERATION, OVERFLOWING HIS CIRCUITS AND CAUSING HIMSELF INCREDIBLE PAIN! HOWEVER, HE GAINED A NEW ALLY, STALLA, THE SILVER HOUND. WITH RACHEL, HIS EX-TURNED-WEREWOLF, ABIGAIL, THE MAGNETISM MAGE FROM A FRIEND OF THE FAMILY'S RELATION, AND LISA, THE EXECUTOR FROM THE CHURCH, CAN HE HOPE TO STOP THE CREATION AND DISTRIBUTION OF HOWLING, THE MAGICAL DRUG? FIND OUT IN THIS EXCITING EPISODE OF CANIS RISING. (cont)
Do all the drugs ourself to stop distribution
Waking up with a hangover is terrible. Waking up after having pushed your magic circuits to their bare limits is worse. Waking up with an Executor of the church sleeping soundly beside you, stock-still, breathing quietly, ample chest rising and falling... Well, okay, that's not so bad. I rise from the bed, cricking my back. My arm till hurts a bit, and it's only four AM. Wandering into the kitchen, I find Abby in the robe from yesterday using the counter (The kitchen's actually pretty big) and a towel to create a sort of workshop to clean her gun. I think I have an hour before Lisa wakes up, and I stare numbly into the fridge. "Morning." Abby offers quietly. I grunt in response, looking through the food in the fridge.Oh, hi Bob.>>19791812I almost missed you.Anyway, any ideas for breakfast? A racous snore rips through the kitchen from the living room, where Stalla sleeps.
>>19791848COOKING SCENEOh, good morning, Young Master. I'd say bacon, scrambled eggs, and oatmeal, myself.
Hahaha!Stalla IS a beast, isn't she?You know, have you considered Lisa might not care if you eat meat in front of her as long as you don't expect her to eat meat yourself? Even if she's kind of weird about things.In an awesome way, admittedly.Uh, I don't know, though. I did once see this epic recipe for avacado macaroni and cheese, if you're interested, David?Not really classic breakfast material, but fuck it, I eat dinner at breakfast, lunch at dinner, and life for lunch.
>>19791848Good morning, Young Master. Nothing is as refreshing as wake up in a horrible pain. It means you are alive, though maybe not for long.Yesterday was a huge success. We're now living with not one but four girls. All are potentional love interests.Oh, and while you're not a Sorcerer (we'll need to look into correcting that), you're still pretty haxx.As for breakfast... Whisky. You are too light on the alcohol for your own good. Trust me: alcohol makes plot go forward.
Considering you have two werewolves and a red-blooded southern girl living with you now, I hope you're not going to subject the entire household to vegetarian meals for your Nun's sake.Also, it may actually be worth MORE "relationship points," if you're making her special veggie meals just for her.Just a thought.
>>19791978It also makes the plot go BACKWARDS, if your name is Katia Managan.
>>19791988Oh lawd that would be adorabibble THIS IDEA IS SECONDED.
>>19791978Do you remember what happened LAST time one of our Masters got drunk? She LOST a bloody Artifact.
>>19791988This. We're aiming for harem. I bet making everyone eat veg food would cost us trust points from everyone except Lisa.
>>19791988OK, Kid, that sounds like a plan.>>19791848You better not have stuck your dick in the crazy Kid.
>>19792087Which lead to Odysseus; summoning and victory in the war. And the bus incident.
>>19791988>>19792045>>19792107Eggs count as vegetarian, right?
>>19792129Given she's bloody-near being a pacifist I somehow doubt it in her case.AND DAVID, NO ALCOHOL.
>>19792129Depends on the vegetarian.
>>19792129An egg eating vegetarian is an ovo egetarian, a dairy consuming vegetarian is a lacto vegetarian. One who consumes both dairy and eggs would be an ovo-lacto-vegetarian.
>>19792148YOU. Y U no IRC?The rest of you: #HGWSeattle on Rizon. Don't be shy.
>>19791848bacon and pancakes.if no bacon, substitute pancakes
>>19792159The more you know...Why exactly do we spend more time discussing breakfast then we've spend killing werewolves?
I stretch, and prepare myself and Abby a light meal of sausage and eggs, while she cleans her gun. "That's a nice weapon." I comment. It's a Mosin Nagant. Mother spoke highly of these rifles. "Mom really likes those." "She a collector?" Abby asks, and I shake my head. "No. She's... Well, she has one because they're good at what they do." Abby nods. "This one has been in the family since the last big war." she says. Her soft accent is a bit enticing, I admit. And the way she carefully moves the parts and cleans them delicately... "It has been a Mystic Code for me since I inherited it and my family's Crest." she says. I raise my eyebrows. "Guns can work. It's just a little harder..." she says, putting the whole mess together and sighting it. Her stance is excellent, her snapping of the gun into position quick and without wasted movement. I serve myself and her, then get to work on Lisa's meal, which is... interesting. Toast with peanut butter and a small salad rife with beans. I hand it to her as she walks past me, blinking. I can feel her watch me as I sit down at the table. "Are you sure about training today, David?" Lisa asks.
>>19792223OF COURSE!training while injured prepares us for fighting when wounded
>>19792223You ain't pussying out today Kid. You're training. Also, nice job snagging a Simo Hayha with tits.
>>19792223Of course you are. It's the best way to ascertain the extent of your injuries.
>>19792223Someone's got a crush...Glad to see you like Rip.Gun as Mystic Code for the win.As for training: how about you train to shoot? You're not exactly suited to fight werewolves hand-to-hand. Gun will do you more good. And you'll spend more time with Abby. And it'll be less painful.
Now hold on. Anyone who seriously trains their body knows that training while badly injured is likely to do nothing but hamper your progress in the long run.I know this is the Mage and Church world of "even doing our normal shit risks horrible death," but she might respect us more for recognizing inherent limitations.Then again, this is Shounen Hero, so it might be better just to cowboy up
"I'll try until I'm not able to - then I'll do some shooting with Abby." I say. ...Has it really become so second nature to balance them like this? "Muhning..." comes a quiet voice from nearby. I look up and see Rachel plod over to the kitchen, cooking for herself. She looks over the used cooking utensils, and eyes Abby's and Lisa's plates for a moment, then me. Her eyes have changed. Now I understand what Lisa meant - her eyes are tinted slightly red, with golden fleks, and have a slit iris. She shrugs, then moves about making her meal. Stalla wakes up, wearing the robe and walking into the kitchen. She and Rachel prepare their own meal. "So David..." Rachel says, "When are you planning to pay me and Abby back for the clothes?" she asks. Oh, right. I promised to buy them new clothes. "And it certainly wouldn't hurt to get Stalla a thing or two... And Lisa, too. You're getting your allowance today, right?"
>>19792432The shopping trip Kid is for AFTER training.
>>19792432Weren't you out of money after buying ammo?
>>19792432So, we're going shopping. With four girls. At least one of them is prone to jealousy. That's gonna be great.Don't forget your gun.Also, isn't today a day when Attie promised to bring some present? Or am I mistaken?
The burdens of the Harem Route are great, my son. Endure them.
>>19792469>Tacticool RinDO NOT WANT.
>>19792472No, you're not.I wonder what it'll be...
>>1979251840 pound box of condoms?
>>19792518I hope for explosives.
>>19792525I wouldn't be surprised, AT ALL.
>>19792472>>19792518If Attie is coming over anyway, you should invite her to go shopping with your Harem. She is so the kind of mom who would 1) approve of your swag and 2) loves playing dress up with her son and friends.Also, if Mom pays you get to keep your allowance.
>>19792525but that'll only last us a week once we get into gear
>>19792518Yet another potentional member of the harem?
>>19792582who could she possibly.....
>>19792469Rin can't even use a fucking Tivo, how is she going to figure out proper gun maintenance
>>19792582That's the Kid's mom you're talking about.
>>19792632technically a blu-ray recorder but yeah
>>19792632She's magic, she don't gotta explain shit
>>19792659she's magic, which is why she's limited to a VCR
There's a knock on the door as soon as I finish my meal, and I open it to find Attie there with a wide grin."Hello~" she says, setting it aside and giving me a tight hug. "How is every-..." she looks over my shoulder at the assembled women, then back at me with a raised eyebrow. "My." she says. "I didn't think you the sort...""Attie, it's not like that." "Yeah." she says with a laugh. "I'll bet. I got you a care package from myself and Liza." she says. "There's... C4, some ammunition for your pistol, a laser sight for your pistol and batteries, some apples, and..." she leans in close and whispers, "Protection." After looking at the look on my face, she laughs again. "A kevlar vest, you silly boy. And some condoms, just in case." "... Ah." I manage. "And your allowance for this month has been deposited. Enjoy~.""I knew it!" comes Racheal's cry. "We can go shopping!" A catlike grin crosses Attie's lips. "May I come with~?"
>>19792646>Just press this button later, everything else has been prepared.>OHMAGOD HOW DO I USE THIS MACHINE ALSO THERE ISNT EVEN A DVD IN THERE AND I DONT UNDERSTAND THE MANUAL EITHER.
>>19792673>Wide grin, and a large box.Sorry bros
>>19792673I guess Attie should come along. Tell her Bob says hello. And thanks for the C4.
>>19792673> "A kevlar vest, you silly boy. And some condoms, just in case." Troll mode activated.Why couldn't you have taken after her more, master?
>>19792668The Nasuverse is neither Harry Potter, nor Dresden Files.
>>19792673BEST. MOM. EVER.Yes, go shopping with girls and Attie. Try not to get killed.
>>19792696Tell that to Fast Wheels.
>>19792673>Cat mom going shopping>Buying clothes for dog girl she fought to the death and cut arm off of the other day>The harem trolling has already begunOh god yes, this is going to be amazing
>>19792719Yeah, but he's retarded and traditional as fuck, not naturally damaging to technology.
>>19792696No, this version is the ungodly love child of Nasuverse, Dresden, Hellsing, and God knows what else.
>>19792696>Dresden FilesCorrection: It is now. We have Bob the Skull, Shagnasty, Eliza was pretty close to Hary in MO back in the days...
>>19792724Not to mention that she brought protection. Though I doubt that she should have bothered with the Kevlar, considering that werewolves will likely rip through that like a wet paper towel.
>>19792673Oh, and happy anniversary, Atalanta~
>>19792749If kevlar doesn't protect against werewolves, it still can protect against other enemies. Remember: Hund has allies outside his pack. We don't know who they are and how they fight.>captcha: Herbert C. tradelOK, we know a name of one of the allies.
>>19792779True. I'll give you that. Also, I'm totally stealing that name for something.
>>19792749You'd be surprised at wha tKevlar can stop. Especially if it's slashing, not piercing.
"Alright, just let me get my morning training done and we can hit the mall." I mutter, turning on my heel to sort out exactly what I got. ... It seems I have two bricks of C4, four new mags of ammo (In lead, iron-jacket, silver-jacket, and a bullet type with black bands around the middle), a 'dragonscale' chest piece of bulletproof armor, (Not real dragonscale, just a product name) some apples, and... And that's a lot of condoms. Yeesh. I put it all away, and move on to training with Lisa while Mom chats up everyone else. Her grudge with Stalla is quickly forgotten, and soon all of them are going on about fasion with varying degrees of knowledge, while both me and Lisa roll our eyes and train. I'm getting the hang of how she moves, and what my body can do. I think I'll be ready for almost any normal hand to hand fight. My training stops, however, when my arm starts to bleed. Lisa quickly and carefully bandages the wound, and tells me not to use my magic on it. It seems the scars from my... special ability are weaker than my normal epidermis. Then I move onto shooting training. Abby takes me through the steps slowly, More carefully than Mother did - I think I can aim better now. She also tells me she can teach me handloading later. I finally change into new clothes, and everyone is waiting at the door. I take a sigh, and corral everyone into the car, which no longer smells of pork. Should I hit up a mall, or should we try downtown?
>>19792860Mall. All sorts of strange fol there so attie's ears should go unnoticed
>>19792860Mall first. Then Downtown.Also, I have a suspicion of what those black band rounds are...How would you feel if you shot someone and they suddenly got hit by lightning?
Good question. Which direction has more stuff that you're not likely to find in a normal store?
>>19792673Attie seems okay with Young Master's harem: it just means more grandkids for her to spoil in the future.Just wait until other-mom Mistress Liz sees that Young Master has two more girls in the group and later added to the swagpile.>Mistress' face when
>>19792860>Black bandsI'm not much of a /k/ommando, what are these?
>>19792860Hmm... downtown might be a bit classier in terms of quality, but the Mall has other potential event options that might not be easily found in a classy shopping district. Movies, Video Game Store, Cinnabon, etc.I say Mall. It may give you insight into some of these girl's personalities/hobbies.(Especially Lisa, since our last attempt to find out if she liked anything other than punching things failed)
You know, guys... Rachel is remarkably OK with all that jazz. Werewolves, magi, weapons as a present from mom... She doesn't give a shit.What's up with her anyway?
>>19792903Awesome, I've been looking for that one. Of all the Tohsaka pics I have, I don't have a single facepalm ;_;
>>19792906My money is on Liz's bad luck bullets (TM), but I could be wrong.
>>19792916I think she's still in shock.
>>19792916Might be something to do with the fact that she IS a werewolf. Makes it kind of hard to stick your head in the sand.
>>19792934Awesome. I've missed the first quest about HGW, but when I read it, I was wondering if it's possible to make a powder bad luck. I mean, Eliza can't ba mojoed magi directly, but if it's possible to create a powder that attracts bad luck...
>>19792960But that's more or less what she does... Ignores everything weird around her and behaves like nothing out of ordinary happens...I think she's related to Naota from FLCL.
>>19792930When I build my new PC, I'll pull all of them off my HDD for ya, Cu Chulainn. I saved almost all the F/SN ones because I laughed so hard the first time she did it.
>>19792988Beats freaking out, I guess.
>>19792997You may have my sister for two nights. YOU MAY DO AS YOU WISH.
>>19792960True, true.My money is still on she's in a state of shock, but that also works.
>>19792988That seems reasonable.I mean, after all, she was so hyped up about David keeping secrets from her that she broke up with him. Seems like a case of her savoring her slice of humble pie.
>>19792988We're going to have to watch Rachel carefully. She acts like the jealous type and might not be okay with the harem end. Stalla needs careful watching too. We need to be sure Young Master can trust her.Master David's moms would be upset if Stalla wolfed out and chewed his throat out during a mana transfer.
>>19793007Sweet! Is she hot?
>>19793035Agree but>Master David's moms would be upset if Stalla wolfed out and chewed his throat out during a mana transfer.That would be a good way to go.
>To the mallThe trip to the mall is... noisy. You don't know noise until you pack a car full of girls, as Donnie said, and fuck, was he right. I lose track of the conversation around when Attie asks Lisa about swimsuits, the reply being one of confusion and dismissal. The implications of this nearly make me think about what she would wear if stuck in a situation where she needed to swim, but I keep my cool and carry on. By the time we get there, everyone has agreed that Lisa needs some new fashion sense pushed on her despite her reticence, and the prevailing opinion is to change her look up before focusing on anyone else. She seems nervous, in a way - just growing more and more silent and withdrawn. We stop at the parking lot and begin to head in - the other girls practically dragging Lisa to their first stop - a lingerie store. Something about feeling sexy despite what anyone actually sees.Why. Why do women always do this to me. Should I follow, or wait?
Oh God you need to follow and lay witness to this beautiful catastrophe
>>19793063Depends on if you feel shame if you are seen in a lingerie store.
>>19793063Follow, of course. This wouldn't be Nasu without blushing and stuttering.~>>19793044Of course.~
>>19793056For Young Master, yeah. But Mistress Liz would be very angry and Attie devastated.
I can't help but feel like we'll miss something important outside if we don't follow...But seriously, we MUST FOLLOW.GO BREAST YOUNG MAN
>>19793063>The implications of this nearly make me think about what she would wear if stuck in a situation where she needed to swim, but I keep my cool and carry on. Don't worry, Young Master. We will think about it for you. My money's on Eva's clothes. It's Biblical, after all. And we already saw Lisa in them...>Should I follow, or wait?Do you really ask us of all people? Follow. I bet you'll be able to see one or two of the girls in Eva's clothes.
>>19793063I wonder if Lisa knows how to swim? If she doesn't, teaching her how might not be a bad idea, Young Master.Never know when that skill might come in handy.
>>19793122>GO BREAST YOUNG MAN
>>19793063Follow. The girls might want your opinions on what looks good.
>>19793102I could GIMP that for the future if David teaches Lisa how to swim.
>>19793141Ooh, and teaching her will allow us to meet the night swimmer! Nice job, fellow Bob. I bet at least one of the girl doesn't know how to swim.
>>19793168I was thinking this exact thing.Skinny dipping girl, meet girl who doesn't see the point of swimsuits.I'll just watch from here.
I sigh, and follow them inside. Let me tell you a trick. It might come in handy for you guys. You see, there are two kinds of guys in a Victoria's Secret store - the ones staring at the model pictures, and the ones shopping for their significant other. The important thing is to... and here's the big part... look like you're supposed to be there. Remain calm. Despite what you might overhear behind the doors of the changing room. "Listen, I do not think this suits me-" Lisa says, hesitantly, "I'm sure it does! Besides, you need the support. Good god, you need it. And blue is such a good color for you!" There's Attie..."But what is the purpose of all this... lace?" Laughter follows. "It just seems so... pointless..." "Trust me, it has a point. Lean close." Attie says. I only catch whispering. "But why would I want them to - " she starts, but is shushed. "Wait, what are you doing?" "I think we need a man's opinion." Attie says. I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything. "And I doubt he'll mind~" "Really, is this-" Someone grabs my arm and yanks me in, and I'm face to face with Lisa - in dark blue, lacy lingerie. With stockings. And a garter belt. "Isn't neccessary." she says, seemingly uncaring.And now I feel the eyes of five women bearing down on me, waiting for me to speak.
>>19793168Thank you, fellow Bob. And good work on figuring out my plan to meet the Night Swimmer.I need a name of it though. Operation:... Skinnydip? Fish Out of Water? Other?Young Master: if the girls start looking at swimsuits, find out who can swim and who can't? While you give lessons, we're setting you up a meet with the Night Swimmer!
>>19793228"Looks good on you."
>>19793228Tell Lisa she looks great in a suitably alpha way. Or you could go with something sappy, like "A thing of beauty is a joy forever."Your preference. Lisa won't know the difference.
>>19793228You're gonna catch a cold like that, Lisa.
>>19793228Nosebleed and stuttered compliments are advised
>>19793228IIRC, we can do Young Master's magic for him if we want. I increase a blood pressure in his nose.
>>19793275This is David and not Shirou, fellow Bob.
rolled 51 = 51>>19793230Nod sagely and turn away. No speaking.
>>19793228Nosebleed and stuttered compliments while trying to tactfully break and run.
>>19793228"Put your clothes back on, Lisa."
(HAHA! I've made it in time! I didn't know when the Quest ran, so I guess I'm an hour late or so. Also, I cannot into IRC. This is a fact.)So the current situation, if I haven't missed anything, is the build-up to some huge catastrophe of awkward proportions, with Attie involved, no less?I am so glad Young Master summoned us.
>>19793228"Wow...you look great in that, Lisa.">her reaction
>>19793365Got it in one.
"I think they really flatter you. Like a stained glass window in a church. You may not NEED it, but it enhances the experience."That little metaphor ought to penetrate her anti-sex force-field and earn some kudos from the girls for being a good way to have her "get" why fashion is important
>>19793365No IRC? Not even mibbit? ;_;
>>19793412I support this action. Flattering, yet efficient. Something she can understand.
>>19793432(I've tried many times, and failed each one. I have skype, Chatango, email, but IRC is beyond me apparently. Unless someone can offer any help with this. )
>>19793412Ooh, I like this.
>>19793412I like the cut of your jib.
>>19793412Metaphors won't work. We'll have to be direct.
Wow...uh... yeah that's....uh..... that looks good
Btw, where's Black Bob? Did he and White Bob closed part of our consciousness again?
>>19793449Go to mibbit, scroll down to the bottom.On the left side is a button that says Chat. Click it.In the "Connect" box, select Rizon. In "Nick," type your screen name. In "Channel," type #HGWSeattle.????Profit
>>19793487They're gambling on master's odds of dismemberment I think
>>19793454Being too direct with annoy Rachel at the very least, and possibly all our haremites.Servant Mom might approve, but probably no one else.You gotta be smooth, yo.
>>19793487Yeah. They're at it again. Sick fucks.
Remember: It's not a big deal unless you make it one. At the very least, stuttering and looking like an idiot will only cement that image. Thus."I think they really flatter you. Like a stained glass window in a church. You may not NEED it, but it enhances the experience." I find myself saying. She blinks, redness rising in her cheeks, as I turn and step back out into the store. "haha! I knew it, Lisa." "Knew what?" "You're blushing! You're not such a dry stone after all." "Wh-what do you mean-" "Nothing, it's nothing. Let's get you a few sets of these. Rachel, would you like to try anything on? Abby?" "If it means being paraded in front of my ex, n-no thanks." Rachel says quietly. Stalla lets out a loud laugh."Give me those dark ones. Yeah, those! With the thing there... How do you... Thank you, Attie." "Hey, the booths are-" Attie manages before rough fingers slide along my collar. "Don't move." Stalla whispers. "Not only are you the only one keeping me modest with the mall, but one of Hund's contacts is watching us." she says quietly.oh god her breasts are pressing against my back and is she pulling at my pant leg with her foot and waitWhat did she just say?
>>19793499She doesn't view herself as a person. Direct is the best option to make her realize that she is.
>>19793517Hund is after us. We're in trouble. Keep alert.
>>19793517Very good, Young Master! Miss Kuudere seems to have thawed a bit. Keep up the good work.One of Hund's contacts is watching all of you. Stay alert.
>>19793517FLY CASUAL. Ask her to point out him/her/it. Subtly alert the rest of the hare- er, GIRLS.
>>19793511can i get a source on the girls in that pic
>>19793517I do hope you didn't forget your gun and silver bullets.Nod to Stalla.Go into changing room like nothing is wrong, warn others.
>>19793573Two seconds in google.
>>19793517She said Hund's CONTACTS specifically. This might give us some insight into who his allies outside the pack are.See if you can sense anything magical that you recognize. Alert the rest of the girls as subtly as possible.
>>19793573Of course, my newfaggot friend.They're Black Len and White Len from Tsukihime/Melty Blood.if you're in a quest thread about the Nasuverse you should know that but I'm certain you don't as you obviously lack intelligencepolite sage for not contributing to the thread.
>>19793637to be fair, not everyone has played all of the nasuverse games. Hell, I've only played tsukihime and saber's route in f/sn
>>19793637>>19793672haven't played any nasuverse games or payed attention to quest threads, just browsing the front page when i saw the picand thank you
>>19793697All it takes to find a fucking source is to paste the image URL into Google. It is that. Fucking. Simple.And yet people STILL ask for sauce.It pisses me off.Yes I mad.
>>19793672>Only played Saber's routeDude. Go back and play UBW, and then HF. Just do it, right now. You'll thank me later.
>>19793517We're being watched. Relax. Give no evidence that you heard her, just act like you would if she had done this without telling you. Who ever is watching can't be on Thomas's level...can they?
>>19793730Calm yourself, Iago. Not worth getting mad over.
I nod. "Who?" "Don;t look at him - but the one in red, with the claw rings." she says. "I'll tell everyone else." she nibbles gently on my ear, causing my whole body to shiver - and the man almost looking our way to continue looking. "I guess it's true - pups are the cutest." she muses, moving back into the other room. Sales are quickly concluded, and we convene to agree that we're going to enjoy our day anyway - Hund be damned. "Okay then!" Attie says, buying the girls the underwear herself. "Next stop... We should give Lisa something more casual. Dresses... no, skirts... no... Hm. David, what do you think?" she asks. It's like everyone is conspiring to keep me uncomfortable.
>>19793769Skirts I guess. I have no idea.
>>19793769You realize you are implying we have any clue on this stuff, right mum?
>>19793769Uhm. We need to do SOMETHING about our tail (hurr hurr hurr), Young Master. There's a reason Hund put him on us. Either to pinpoint us for an ambush, or warn him if we do something specific...hey, is there any way you can check the house from here?Meanwhile, I say skirt. Dresses are shit tier for moving fast in combat.
>>19793769that's because we are! Kinky sex is born from discomfort, master, and kinky sex is the greatest goal one could possibl- er, I mean...First, we need some casual clothes. Something that doesn't stand out, but is utilitarian enough to conceal weapons, allow freedom of movement, and most of all, look sexy while doing it.
>>19793769We already noted in the past that Lisa's high-speed running makes skirts impractical, but long sun-dresses might be an option.Also, Jeans and blouses are always nice.Ooh! And short shorts! Girls loves short shorts, right? Show off those legs!
>>19793769>>19793830Short shorts are the most practical clothes for battle as far as freedom of movement is concerned. Give Lisa this exuse to put her into something sexy.
>>19793883We've agreed that Abby is a moeblob Rip van Winkle.I'd say she has a potential to be yandere but no evidence so far.
>>19793769OOC: Stalla is the sensual vamp! I've been trying to figure out which category she falls into.So far I have:Lisa - the kuudereRachel - the tsundereStalla - the vampAbby - dunno yetAbby is pretty slender and has an obvious crush, so maybe she counts as the loli?IC: Shorts or pants and then SWIMSUITS! Find out if Lisa can swim, Young Master, and offer to teach her if she can't.
>>19793769Stalla is such a tease.
>>19793871A possibility. We can also go with jean shorts, for better movement, thicker fabric, and possibly a better view.
If we're talking about blouses, go for spaghetti strings and ruffles. I'm thinking whites and pale blues, or maybe dark greens.Also, short shorts for sure. Maybe some khakis as well.But do get her at least one dress? Just something simple, like that yellow one Asuka wears on the aircraft carrier in Eva.
"... Let's try one of each." I say. "Maybe some jean shorts?" Lisa seems o have just gone quiet, staring at her feet. "And don't leave out Abby." I add, in a fey mood. She lets out a quiet sound as Attie nods, mumbling affirmatives. She's enjoying this way too mu-Oh, right. Lesbian. Anyway! We move on to another clothing store. The man tailing us is tall, and pretty well built. He wears sunglasses, and dresses to hide his bulk, it seems. "So, girls. Don't be shy!" Attie says, as she pushes out Lisa and Abby. Abby is in a short skirt with a tight blouse, showing off her long legs and slender torso - in contrast, a t-shirt and short jean shorts truly show off how wonderfully athletic Lisa is - it looks like you could almost bounce dimes off her ass. As if reading my mind, a sharp crack sounds across the store and Attie shakes her hand a little, Lisa giving off a surprised sound. "It's like a rock..." she mumbles in awe. Our tail is approaching the store we're in.
>>19793968A simple sundress might be good for her. Add one of those wide-brimmed hats for extra moe.
>>19794063Did your mom just slap Lisa's ass kid? Time to move onto another store.
>>19794063Keep doing good work, Young Master.It's all a psychological warfare.A few more harem scenes and Hund will kill himself because he can't have all of it.
>>19794063First thing to do, shoot Attie a glance of pure, unbridled jealousy.
>>19794063Be casual but let the others know our tail is approaching the store. Be ready for anything, Young Master. I doubt this guy will do anything out in the open but you never know.>>19794092I believe Attie did just that. New Award for Attie: Best Wingman/lionwoman Ever to match her Best Mom Award.Be sure and buy Attie something extra-special for her next birthday, Master David. We who are Bob the Skull wish we had mothers 1/10th as cool as Atalanta.
>>19794063see>>19794115Also, let's head outside. Wouldn't want to get puppy blood all over these nice clothes.
>>19794063It might be a good idea to try and lose him at this point. Duck into a changing room or something.Also:>Mfw we get Lisa a black vest and a hat to go with her tshirt and shorts
>>19794137Does catnip effect half-lion greek warriors who were once ghost supersoldiers?
I think for a moment. Who has been exposed to Hund? Who is a known threat to him? I look up at her, then at Lisa, and without words, a plan is quickly formed. We pay for our things, and scatter - we'll meet later. Me and Lisa pair off, while Attie approaches the tail and distracts him, I pull her into a changing room. It's not very big, and Lisa still is in her short shorts and tee. The booth is very small, meant to hold one person. I can feel my heart beating. The plan is to have Attie distract him long enough for him to lose the tail and give up. "..." Lisa stares at me quietly. "...Is that normal, for your mother to do that?" she asks."...Yes." I manage. "But you get used to... to her antics.""...I doubt that." Lisa replies quietly.... It's been a few minutes. Stay or go?
>>19794255...No. I don't think so.
>>19794269peak out a bit, see if it looks clear
>>19794269Depends. If you're gonna do...stuff...stay.~If not, go.
>>19794269Stay, better to wait a bit more and be certain.And don't you dare pretend you aren't enjoying this.
>>19794269Carefully peek out the curtain/door to see if Attie's distraction worked and if the coast is clear.If so, wait a couple minutes more to be absolutely sure and then then you two can go.
>>19794269Better give it a bit longer...For no ulterior motive at all.Compliment her new clothes, and mention that the stockings in her lingerie sets usually go better with a skirt or dress, so she might want some of those.
>>19794269Check to see if it's clear. If so, leave. If not well, there are worse things than being stuck in an enclosed booth with a hot chick Kid. Still saying you should probably not chase after her.
>>19794269Stay. We need to be certain that the tail is gine.>>19794274We shall test it. FOR SCIENCE!
>>19794316We'll see what happens. Attie seems to be trying hard for David x Lisa.>>19794338Google search says catnip does work on lions. Maybe buy some seeds or catnip plants for Attie's garden??
I take a breath."You really look good." I tell her. This earns me a quiet grunt. "Is the tail gone?" I wait a few moments, then peer out, carefully. He's nowhere to be seen. I emerge and sigh, coming out into the shop with a smile. We picked at random, but this store is pretty classy and has a wide range of summer outfits. Trunks and shorts, long sundresses, sarongs, and bikinis. Hm. Should I encourage Lisa to try a few on, or should I get something for myself? Attie shows up with a big grin, Rachel in tow. "Problem solved." she says, as Rachel looks over the bikinis.
>>19794429I'm...... Really not sure I want to know.
>>19794370I think Attie's trying to help the Harem End. If anyone can appreciate free love, its a Greek.Also, if we're going to get her something for a garden, it should be something she can use with her apples. What spices get used with apples other than Cinnamon?I mean, I guess we could get her a Cinnamon tree, but that seems like it'd be a little weird.
>>19794411Well, if the problem solved then no need to worry about it. Attie's a professional.Enjoy yourself, encourage girls to try new outfits and get something for yourself too.I suggest red coat.
>>19794411Let's not push it. If you can doit tactfully, go for it. But don't give her the impression you're pushing her into doing stuff she's uncomfortable with.Also, Atalanta gets massive bro points. See if you can work with her to wear Lisa down.
>>19794411Swimwear for Lisa!! I doubt we'd be able to get her into a bikini but maybe there's a nice one-piece number that looks good on her. If you don't have some swimtrunks, Young Master, it couldn't hurt to pick up a pair while you're here....after the committee has something picked out for Lisa and themselves.
>>19794411Lisa seems to be a little... perturbed, so pushing her into a swimsuit purchase would probably be too much at this point.However, if we wanted to go that way, the best way to go about it would be to ask her if she knows how to swim, since she seemed a bit confused during the swimsuit convo in the car. If no, tell her it might be a good idea to get a suit because it may be necessary at some point to learn.But make it clear that she doesn't have to if she doesn't want too, we don't want to subtract from all the good we've gotten through today.
>>19794468A variety of jackets, not just one. Also, Master, see if you can get something with a hood while we're at the mall. Preferably reversible. >Captcha $24.995 ertogiOr a 25 dollar toga.
>>19794459Cinnamon sapling and some catnip seeds. Those would bring tears of happiness to Attie's eyes.>>19794468>red coatI see what you did there.
>>19794545I like asking Lisa if she can swim. If not, offer to teach her and then time to pick out a swimsuit for her.
"Lisa, can you swim?" "Yes." "Ah - I was thinking of getting you a swimsuit.""What is the point?" "Well, er." I blink for a moment. "If you don't want to get your clothes wet...""Then I remove them." "But... shouldn't you put something on?" I ask, floundering. There's a significant pause as Rachel stares at the two of us, then heads into the changing room. Stalla and Abby return, all of them looking for outfits as well. Attie moves between them, and soon, all of the girls are pulled into the changing rooms again. "Sir? I was told to give this to you." A note is handed to me. I open it quickly.DavidIf we are to meet, you must come to the food court. Now.
>>19794718Do it, but have Lisa or Attie close by. It's time to meet the Fire Keeper Kid. Five bucks it's Donnies Mom.
>>19794718Go. You have your gun loaded with silver, right?
>>19794718Do it.It also present an opportunity to make an important choice: which girl will you take with you?I would suggest Lisa and Abby.You can take all of them if the time allows it.
>>19794733We've got to meet the flame keeper.I don't think we should take Attie, she might get too protective, especially if questions of our "real" parents come up.Lisa might also be on a hair trigger, especially since she's had a "difficult" day.I say bring one of the others. Stolla and Abbey aren't busy. And Rachel could use some affection points AND is our oldest friend in the group.
>>19794846I'm seconding Stalla. She's already shown herself to be trustworthy and attentive, so having her watching our back would be an excellent move. And if a fight breaks out, and she's still able to control her transformations, we have a great ally.
>>19794846I knock on the changing booths. "Abbey, how about we get some food for everyone?" I ask, and in moments, she's dressed, and I'm taking her to the food court."..." She's quiet, staring at her feet. She's attractive - to be honest, I wouldn't mind dating her. Or Lisa. Anyway... "This isn't actually about food. There's someone we're meeting." "...Who?" she asks, sounding disappointed. "They call themselves the Keeper of the Flame, or something. They know something about me. And they somehow place all these notes that are oddly... convenient. We arrive at the food court, and seat ourselves. Abby goes off to start getting something to eat.And then someone speaks up, directly behind me. "I was hoping you'd come alone." says the feminine voice - deep with age, but not elderly. "David Alexander... I have such tales to tell you. I almost wonder if you'll believe me." I start to turn. "No. Stay looking at the table, or I'm afraid this simply won't work out."
>>19794914Just listen to her Kid. Don't want to piss off the Fire Keeper.
>>19794914Do as she says, but remember, this person is an unknown variable. Information can go both ways, and informants aren't always the most loyal benefactors. Play it cool, for now.
>>19794914Play it cool. Ask her why she doesn't want you to see her face.
>>19794975agree with this
>>19794914Do as she says but see if you can catch her reflection somegow.
>>19794975She sighs. "Some people can't know who I an. You're one of them. I even had to disguise my voice. I'm sorry - this is how it has to be." "It's pretty hard to trust someone who won't even let me see her face.""Whether you trust me or not is up to you. I just want you to listen." "... Talk." "David, it doesn't take a genuis to know you're a unique individual." she says. "Your magic is undocumented, your birth was not just a virgin birth - but no one can trace your parents. Your lineage is a mystery. I have done a lot of research on this topic, David. And it's my opinion... That you are not human."For some reason... saying this is hard to her. "What do you mean?""David, do you know what a Demon is?""..." "A demon is a thing shaped by human desires. A living, miniature reality marble. They shape themselves to grant the wishes of others. Do you understand what I am saying?"
>>19795066Uh David? This is getting pretty damn odd. I don't think you're a spirit. But then again, what do I know, I'm just part of a familiar.
>>19795066Shit of the bull
>>19795066Um. I...guh. Wha-Uh. Wow. Shit. Okay.Hey, David. What's the earliest thing you remember?
>>19795066Not sure if I believe her.How demons work in the Nasuverse anyway? All I know is that they're called Sixth Imaginary Element.If it's true... Well, being shaped by other's desires... With us in his head... Yeah, it'll go well.>contradictor dchequiCaptcha doesn't trust her either.
>>19795066This... What? "...I'm confused.""You should be. I was too, initially." she laughs. "Which comes first, David? The one who wishes for a child, or the wish for a child to exist? If one cannot exist, neither can the other - one depends on the other. A perfect circular argument for your nonexistence." "Wha...""Gain without loss." she says, as if it is the answer. "An egg without a chicken - a gain without a loss. A reaction without an action. Prana without Mana. You... Are the Perfect Flame, a fire that grows and expels energy, without consuming anything." ...!And something inside me... clicks.
>>19795191WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? David, get the crazy lady to EXPLAIN!
>>19795191What the...On the other hand, Gain without Loss is a perfect Origin for harem ending.
>>19795191>Paradoxes, paradoxes everywhere
>>19795191>go to store for groceries>get back, check what I've missedWUT??
>>19795382Now you know how I'm feeling.
>>19795191So our ability is a further manifestation of the nature of our very existence?Sounds legit, but just keep in mind this doesn't change anything.
>>19795209"Please, I think... I get it?" "Try to explain it to me." Firekeeper says."I... Something... happened. I existed. But I wasn't supposed to exist, because there was no reason for it. So... A reason was made?" "That's about as close as I've gotten to an explanation. It might be something to do with Alaya, or Gaia. I am not sure.""What was the point of this? To confuse me?""No. Sooner or later, you'll need to use your Origin. And you'll need to do it without killing yuourself. Maybe this will help you understand how. In the mean time... Enjoy your lovely harem." "Wait! I still... I'm still not sure I understand!" "When it counts, you will." she says smoothly. "Goodbye. Give my regards to m- To Donnie." "...!?" I stand and turn - and the table behind me is empty."So where's this person you're supposed to meet?" Abby asks, returning with a meal. For just the two of us.
>>19795191THIS IS A MADHOUSE.Cosmic glitch causes the result of a wish to appear before the wish itselfWorld compensates by sending a wisher in the form of a heroic spiritWish gives the result a specific form through Nasuverse "demon" rules.SNAKE! YOU'RE CREATING A TIME PARADOX SNAKE!
>>19795392....The bloody thing just left. don't suppose you saw he/she/it?
>>19795392HAHA ITS DONNIE'S MOM>>19795401>Paradox>Snake
>>19795392OK. So let me get this straight.The world made a hiccup, which is you. Which then had to summon Attie because otherwise the hiccup wouldn't make sense. Which makes you a demon which is also a human. My brain hurts, and I don't even have one.Also, you owe me 5 dollars once I get a body David. The Fire Keeper is Donnies mom. In the meantime, eat lunch with your harem member.
>>19795392>The Firekeeper is connected to Donnie, probably his momWinter called it. Good job, man.>Abby didn't see the FirekeeperAsk Abby if she saw anybody. That person was just talking to us. This is some pretty heavy shit....Young Master should talk to his other Mom about this after the shopping trip.
>>19795392No, David. You are the demons.Sorry, I just needed to tell it.So she is Donnie's mother...Should we tell him?Oh, say to Abby that the person's already gone. Don't tell her you're a demon. I don't think that will improve your relationship...Lisa shouldn't know too. We're not even a normal heretic now. Hell, who would've think that Church would have more reasons to hate you than Eliza?Maybe we should tell Rachel? Just to see if she'll keep her cool after that.Your mothers need to know. I think Eliza is capable to check if it's true and may have information about what it means to be a demon.As for lunch... Don't know. I think harem ending demands sharing.
>>19795465I...actually, I think Lisa would be the best one to tell. I dunno why, and my brain tells me it's a bad idea, but my gut says tell her. If anyone knows anything about demons, it's her. And besides, isn't this usually the point in a Nasuverse work where the protagonist has fulfilling, existence-confirming sex?
>>19795392So now we know who our mysterious benefactor is. Or, at least, WE do.Gain Without Loss to the extreme sounds like a very nice ability. And thank Abby. She went and got food for you while you were having a revelation.
>>19795465Telling Rachel seems like a bad idea. She knows fuck-all about magic, so what point would it serve?Keep quiet to your harem until you yourself get more information on this. Your moms need to know, though. Attie wouldn't give a damn, she loves you anyway. Eliza too, but she'll be able to figure stuff out through this.
Well, we've shaken the VERY FOUNDATIONS OF THE FUCKING UNIVERSE.I think its time to build up some affection points with Abby. Eat your lunch and ponder. Try to take your mind off this by talking to the cutey.
>>19795498I'm gonna agree with telling Lisa.She and the Church don't see eye to eye.And she cares for us.If the logical conclusion is for her to do her Executor duty, then maybe it'll give her the jolt she needs to throw off their shackles.I don't think she'll hurt us, even for this.
>>19795392Thank her, tell her we already made contact but the info is pretty need-to-know, then settle in and distract yourself with the cute Belle.
>>19795523Let's talk about this on a girl-by-girl basis, shall we?-Abby: bit of an unknown factor. We don't know how she'd react, but since her family makes a living hunting abominations I'd say telling her is not a very good idea at this point.-Rachel: Like you said, fairly pointless. She knows you the best, so she'd probably be accepting but she wouldn't be able to offer any form of understanding. -Lisa: No. No. No. Not yet. Not until David gets closer to her and shows her that the church isn't always right. She might not KILL you (what with her vows and all) but she'll probably be more wary of you.-Stella: Again, fairly pointless. She's the biggest unknown factor in our little harem and I wouldn't trust her with something like this just yet.Tell your moms. Moms always know what to do.
>>19795498I agree that telling Lisa probably gives us the most information, Cu Chulainn, but I think we should wait. This might make us shoot straight up Lisa's Heresy Scale and ruin our chances with her.Young Master should probably talk to BOTH his Moms first (especially Mistress Liz) and see what answers she can provide. After that, we talk with Lisa.But that's for later...in the meantime, eat lunch with Abby and spend alone-time with her. Then after a few minutes, call/text the others and have them join you.
>>19795465I think telling Rachel is a good idea.For one thing, she hates secrets, and confirming this big new truth about ourselves with her will impress her.2, she's our oldest friend in this group, and most likely to accept whatever this means (given her own current thing especially)3, and this one is important, until a couple days ago she knew nothing about magic. She has no preconceptions about this new existence of ours, and will make a perfect sounding board for David to figure out what HE thinks about himself now.Tell Rachel I say.
>>19795593Addendum: We shouldn't believe everything this woman says just yet, in any case. It might make sense, but she may very well be lying. The fact that she's hiding her identity is especially suspicious to me. What else isn't she telling us? Talk it over with your moms, maybe tell Lisa. Also if anyone knows about demons it'll be Solomon. I know he doesn't like being disturbed for non-kingly manners, but he does owe you and Eliza a favor from the holy grail war.
>>19795603I like this plan.
>>19795593I think you're mistaken in the thought that Rachel won't be able to offer any understanding. She's going through something kind of horrific herself right now, having to come to terms with what amounts to an entire new definition of her existence after being turned into a werewolf against her will, not to mention that her entire worldview has been shaken by the revelation of magic.This news is on a similar scale. David's entire sense-of-self AND his vision of his place/purpose in the universe have been violently shaken. Rachel will probably understand that a hell of a lot better than a Mage or a Executioner who've known about all this shit since birth.
>>19795647on the contrary, a glitch demon so profound, he caused existence to say "whoa" should be worthy of the God Emperor's attention. These things matter.
>>19795647Yeah. Going to see the God-Emperor is a good plan. He knows all about this sort of shit likely.
>>19795647Solomon:"So, you're a demon? I'll be sure to summon you when I need a help with my harem."I like this plan.
>>19795554"She left. Did you see her?""...No." "huh. Well, nothing to worry about." I say, my head still spinning a bit. "Let's eat." We make small talk. Apparently Abby comes from the other coast, and is only visiting. She likes the area, finding the atmosphere more 'cozy'. Apparently they do hunting where she comes from too, as she puts it, family hunts. Her father is a proud man, very rich, but she was sequestered a lot. In that time, she learned how to shoot and cast as well as anyone else she's had to deal with. When she asks about me, I tell her how I was found and adopted. We pick up some food, and return to the - why is everyone in swimsuits.A onepeice with lacing up the middle and a wide gap for Stalla. A sleek, white and blue racing onepiece for Lisa. A sarong'd red bikini for Rachel. And mother, wearing a onepiece in green and gold. It's amazing how that just make my troubles sort of... vanish.
Add >>19795647 to my post of >>19795603 and we have a plan. What say you, fellow Bobs?
>>19795743Tits seem to have that effect.
>>19795743>oh god I'm a demon I'm not human jesus what the fu - ooh, BOOBS!
>>19795743>Attie and the other girls all in swimsuits>mfwNow Abby picks one out if she hasn't already and we'll be ready to meet the Night Swimmer....after our various talks with Moms, Lisa, and the God Emperor about the Firekeeper, of course.
>>19795743Tits are universal cure for existentional crisis'. It's a wizdom of your trustful familiar. Do not doubt us.Suggest that Abby change too to complete the set.
>>19795743Enjoy the view while you can, kiddo. Try to spread the love, though. Don't focus on any one girl too much, you'll make the others jealous.Continue shopping. Tell Attie that you need to talk to her and Eliza after you're finished here, maybe have the two of them join you for dinner if they promise to play nice with Lisa and the others.
>>19795743Awww, nothing like a little vision of beauty to calm the nerves.Tell everyone they look great! Make sure you tell Abby she should get one too....OOOH! WE SHOULD HAVE A BARBEQUE TONIGHT! LAKE PARTY!Just don't forget some Tofu dogs and asparagus for Lisa (Barbeque grilled asparagus is FUCKING GOD TIER)
>>19795743David, if you manage to fuck up turning this into a Harem end, I will cry. You don't want to see what a Hivemind crying on every single facet of its being is like.Now complement the ladies you git, and I don't have to tell you to act appropriately stunned, judging from the vacant look on your face that already seems to have been accomplished.Then send Abby with the rest of the girls to suit up while you pull Attie aside and tell her that you're a living paradox demon thingy.
>>19795811I don't even know why I bother posting anymore. You seem to have good ideas enough for all of us put together.
>>19795784>no Aunt SakuraNo prob. I've got this...>>19795809Great job, Logic Bob. So much THIS!
>>19795863Sakura, you say?
"Wow. You all look wonderful. Abby, why don't you join them? I was thinking we could have a little party at the lakeside when we get back?" Attie's eyes light up. "Yes, mother is invited." I add, and she lets out a little cheer as Abby emerges in a green string bikini. I had not expected that. Attie mentions how she got everyone a onepiece and a bikini in several styles, before we head out. Several stores pass by, Attie helping the girls pick out outfits - but not showing them off to me, mentioning something about a surprise. Eventually, I notice a chance to talk to Rachel alone and take it. "Rachel, there's something I need to tell you." She nods, and I take her aside, and try my best to explain what I had heard before about me. "Are you going to tell the other girls?" "N...Not until I'm sure what I'm talking about." I say. We had ran to a nearby Orange Julius. Rachel sighs and plonks her head on the table. "You know, I am totally expecting the moon to be made of cheese at this point. It's like the world is mocking me." "Sorry. I know it's a lot of shakeup. I'm shocked at how... chill you are." "Heh. I've had a lot of time to think. Remember, binding circle?" "...Right." "... I... I understand it's troubling." she says quietly. "I'm just... You do realize how it feels to watch you be surrounded by girls like this." she goes on, "No. I'm sorry." she shakes her head. "It's all just. Argh. Are you gonna tell your mothers?""Yeah.""..." "..." Silence.
>>19795886Pool time fun with Stonking Great Tits?
>>19795886>>19795863Yeah, or as David would put it, Aunt Great Stonkin Tits. Sorry David, we're getting off topic, and don't ask why we have swim-suited pictures of your Aunt.
>>19795919Attie, yes. Liz, FUCK NO. Attie is less likely to bind us in a geas.
>>19795922The fuck, man?
>>19795919Well, she may be an impediment to Harem route, but I believe in you kid. You can work around it. For now you should probably return to the group.Also tell your mothers, start by telling Attie and straight out refuse any geases or anything that Liz will want to put on you. If she tries anything like that tell her that Bob says not to. She trusts us ever since we pretty much won the grail war for her. How much do you remember about the war anyways?
>>19795919So... she's more concerned about you spending time with other girls then, you know, being a werewolf, learning that magic exists and you're a wizard and there is a shitload of people who want you dead. And her for that matter...I think I'm somewhat afraid of her.
>>19795966You know why. Poor girl.
>>19795922MY EYES! CANNOT UNSEE!!Shame on you, Winter. A gift for my fellow Bobs as well as myself....
>>19795978I know, but...*sniffle* Poor, poor Sakura.
>>19795919Thank her for listening to you. It might be a good idea to mention how good it feels to be able to talk to her freely too.You said back when we started that it always really hurt you to have to keep secrets from her. Let her know that fact. And how happy you are that you won't ever have too again.Then enjoy your orange julius, and see if she has anything SHE wants to get off her chest. Give her the opportunity now that she's been good enough to give it to you first.
>>19795990We all owe you big time, man. Thanks for being a bro and sharing.
>>19795919Hey, David, how did it feel when Rachel called Donnie's instead of you? Because if that's how she's feeling now, I'd say she now knows how we feel.And I'm okay with that.
>>19795919Act mock-injured towards Attie. Like, she has to at least give you SOME spoilers if you're the one footing the bill for all this.Rachel... has issues, obviously. The relationship you two had ended because you had to keep secrets about magic and all that, and now she suddenly has clarity about those secrets. The best policy you can take with her is honesty, really.>Captcha: Icannail NameYou can nail any girl you want, master! Captcha said so!
>Note towards the success of the Harem routeDAVID.DO YOU HEAR ME.WHEN IT COMES TO RACHEL, MAKE IT ABOUT HER.I MEAN, SERIOUSLY.LOOK AT ALL THESE AMAZINGGORGEOUSBEAUTIFULWOMENYou need to work at this like a dedicated Yuri shipper.Make her see what you see in them.Make her want them like you want them.Only then will the Harem route be truly unlocked.
>>19796028Not just her. ALL of them, man.
>>19796028Listen to this bob, for he is wise.
>>19795919>Tsundere-sense going crazyRachel confirmed for tsundere.>>19796020You're welcome. That picture made me sad. I've always had a softspot for Young Master's Aunt Sakura; HF was my favorite route of the game.>>19795997Sanguine has a good idea here. Maybe we can ease Rachel into the harem this way. I second your motion.
>>19796028This. So much.We already did a good progress with Lisa. By sharing her worries and praying with her. Time to catch up with other girls as well.Also, I say again, red coat will help you.
>>19796050Well yeah I was just mentioning Rachel in specific because she's the only one for whom jealousy has actually been mentioned as a possible issue
>>19796028>>19796050>>19796054All these Bobs are wise, Young Master. Harem route is very hard work, but the rewards are well worth it.
>>19795997"Thanks for listening. It's good to be able to speak freely with you. It... hurt, to lie." She gazes off into the distance. "Honestly, it hurt to watch. You're a terrible liar." she says. "I know. ...Is there anything you want to say, or ask?""...Have you slept with Lisa?" "N-no! We only shared a bed. She... I'm not even sure she's interested in me." I admit. "Pfft. Please." she looks up at me. "You're strong. You're persistent. You're handsome. You're cute, in your own way. And... You're nice. Too nice." "...Too nice?""It's hard to quantify." she says, popping the lid on her Julius and gluping the slush. "You make me feel like a bitch sometimes - like... I'll drop you on your ass for something you couldn't help, I'll rely on your friend instead of you, but... But you'll play chicken with a train to help me, keep me safe even though I'm so dangerous... You're so bright it hurts to look at. I wonder if I even deserve it."Man.What do I even say to that?!
>>19796028We can see the beauty in all of these women, we must simply remove the competition goggles from each of their eyes in turn that they may see/want that beauty too.
>>19796078"Why wouldn't you deserve it?"
>>19796078....isn't that what friends are supposed to do?
>>19796078It doesn't matter if you deserve it or not. I care about you, and that's all there is to it.
>>19796078"I care about you, that in and of itself means that you deserve it. You are a good person, and you have flaws(like everyone does), but they don't make you a bitch Rachel."
>>19796078I have a perverse familiar with thousand voices in my head and it tells me to love all women we meet equally.>rawastri bacause
>>19796158ixnay, ixnay!we want young master to forget we're here when he gets to sexytimes
>>19796158We only give him the confidence to do what he wants to do anyway. In reality we're performing a public service.
>>19796078What it boils down to is: Did you play chicken with a train just for her, or would you have done it for everyone? This is what should determine your response. No lying. If she's special, then tell her she does deserve it, that you still care about her despite everything that happened. But also that it's a new world out there and you two should just see what comes to you.If, on the other hand, you'd do this for everyone then assure her of that. Like, "Of course you do. I'd like to think that EVERYONE deserves someone to risk their life for them to some degree."You've got the mind of a hero, kiddo. If it's what you believe in, then damn well stand up for it.
>>19796078Ok, you're going to have to play this careful to keep the Harem route open.You know that I wouldn't have done any of those things if I didn't know that you deserved it. I can't really help it, Gain Without Loss, I can't help but give everything I can to those I care about, and I have a lot to give.
Everyone deserves a shot at happiness, and everyone deserves a second chance. It's making the most of that chance that's the important part.
>>19796169Oh, right. Everybody SSHHHHH.*sotto voce* I wonder if we can keep ourselves turned on (no, not like that!) during it...
>>19796187This. Just as long as Young Master has us around to keep him from becoming pants-on-head retarded like Shirou was.
>>19796078This is a tough thing to respond too. Land Mind here. This is the only idea I have:"...If you ask any Mage out there what the most important thing a people like us can have is, they'd probably answer... Selfishness."*pause for effect*"I like to think I'm a good person. I try to do the right thing. I've even stepped in front of a few proverbial bullets. But... I can't pretend I've always had pure motives. My mom raised me to be a mage, and a mage does what he does because its helps him get what he wants.""Saving you was the right thing to do, I put myself in danger to do it... because I wanted to keep you safe. Maybe it was motivated by obligation, or altruism... but I can't say for sure. All that mattered to me is what I wanted. So I made it happen." -----------------In short, son, throw a smidge of dirt on yourself. Help her see through the shine.
>>19796212This is a good idea. Build ourselves up in her eyes by appearing self-deprecating. Its solid enough reasoning while making her feel special
>>19796212Holy shit, man. You deserve some kind of medal.
/tg/ will always gun for the Harem End it seems, always.
>>19796212Damn man. Where were you when we really needed you?
>>19796212Sanguine Bob, is it even possible for two members of a hivemind to brofist? Because I think we need to find out.
>>19796212>I need a Bob name now. This will work as a placeholder until someone suggests a better oneOh, fuck yes: perfect response!
"...If you ask any Mage out there what the most important thing a people like us can have is, they'd probably answer... Selfishness."She looks a little confused."I like to think I'm a good person. I try to do the right thing. I've even stepped in front of a few proverbial bullets. But... I can't pretend I've always had pure motives. My mom raised me to be a mage, and a mage does what he does because its helps him get what he wants.""Saving you was the right thing to do, I put myself in danger to do it... because I wanted to keep you safe. Maybe it was motivated by obligation, or altruism... but I can't say for sure. All that mattered to me is what I wanted. So I made it happen." She nods, slowly. "Let's get this party going." she says, crushing her cup and smiling. "Let's show Hund we're not afraid of a few furballs." I reach out and ruffle her hair a little as we stand up. Attie has everyone ready to head back, and tells me Mom is getting ready to head to Donnie's. Is there anything I should especially get to prepare for the party? I have the food and supplies.
>>19796274Booze, maybe some light fireworks? I'm not entirely sure what we have access to in the mall, but if you have the food and supplies that just leaves some entertainment, which both of those cover nicely.
>>19796274Pool toys? Bitches love pool toys. Beach balls, floating couches/innertubes, animal-shaped things, etc.Do you have a radio/music playing device? Preferably one that runs on batteries so you don't have to worry about extension cords?
>>19796274Get some alcohol, if need be have Attie get it. If she objects tell her that Bob thinks it is necessary. See if any of the girls want anything in particular.
>>19796274BBQ sauce.And what kind of BBQ are you doing? Texas style? Memphis style? Carolina style?
For Lisa: Mushrooms, onions, garlic, peppers, beans, and whatever special sauce you can think of.For the others, especially wolf-girls: MEAT. GLORIOUS MEAT. AND GET SPECIAL BARBECUE SAUCE UP IN THIS BITCH.Also we've got to find out Lisa's secret I mean really she's a Vegetarian and yet she punched a Werewolf and made IT flinch what the fuck is she doing to get that ripped
>>19796274Buy the red coat, damn it.Other than this... Make sure to remember to go to the lake in time to meen night swimmer. Finally get some booze. It's a party, after all. I'm not suggesting to get drunk as fu... as Eliza, just enough to rise spirits.
>>19796305Don't just get BBQ sauce, he should also get some rubs and the like.Also get some clothing for yourself.Get some catnip and give it to your Mother.
>>19796292Yep. Mistress Liz will be there though...and this will be her first time meeting the two new members of the harem. Whatever amount of alcohol Young Master was planning to buy for the party, he should double it..at least.Other than booze, lets see....hot dogs, hamburger patties (get some soy or veggie ones for Lisa), chips, dip, maybe some shredded cheese for nachos.
>>19796274Things needed for a party:>FoodAlready provided for. Hopefully you got snacks along with regular and vegetarian meals.>MusicSomething fun and danceable that also works well as simple background music. Start with classic rock-ish stuff, work your way up to some cheesy pop-rock.>DrinksMake sure there's plenty for everyone>Alcoholic drinksAs a Bob, I can't help but advocate drinking heavily. On the other hand, it might not be a good idea if you're expecting shit to go down tonight. Then again, we've got a great collection of powerful folks gathered at Donnie's pad tonight so you should be okay regardless.Also, do YOU have swimming clothes? Otherwise you'll be the only one going skinny-dipping while the ladies all have sexy swimwear.
>>19796327Wait, given that he probably shouldn't have any swimwear. It might encourage the others to strip, Lisa won't object as she doesn't care who sees, Attie won't be hard considering her nature and once you get a few down the rest will follow.
>>19796341We went so far as to get everyone these nice suits, we should at least enjoy them for a bit before convincing them to take it all off.
>>19796274You do have swimtrunks, don't you Young Master?
>>19796424Well them taking it off is the best part of swimsuits. We'll let them enjoy them some and then try to shift things towards that. Also it is a definite step towards Harem End if we can pull it off, and with Attie wingmaning us it ought to be within the realms of reality.
>>19796327>>19796341... This sounds like a good and interesting idea. However, I'll brink along some trunks - black and blue. I pick up the music, drinks, and extra snacks, smirking to myself. Finally, I get to the house, and set everything up, stretching as I set out the grill. The Night swimmer is here, smirking at me in her bikini. "Hi there. I thought you might want some fish to go with your hot dogs?" she says, holding out a plastic bag... With Donnie's familiar in it.
>>19796454...Welp. That isn't good. Take the fish I guess.
>>19796454Play it smooth Master.Invite her to join us for some BBQ and ask her name.
>>19796454Don't react. Remain completely calm, she wants to try and get a rise out of you. Accept the fish, look at it, and say you'll take it inside in a minute to "clean it"(i.e, check and see how it was killed).Also: If we're feeling particularly brave, invite her to join the party. We can learn a bit about her, maybe figure out exactly what she is.
>>19796454Huh... Well, that took a slightly unsettling and possibly dangerous turn, didn't it.Play it cool. Ask who she is and what she's doing here. Don't let her know you've seen her before yet.
>>19796427Since your allowance came in, sink a little bit of this into some fancy-ass brand of swim trunks. Shit, I don't know swimwear - I usually recommend stripping and being done with it.We'll need snack food (to prevent getting too blitzed), meal proper, booze (I recommend two rums, 1 white & 1 dark, some vodka for mixing, a bit of tequila, some gin and vermouth and triple sec, as well as orange juice and ginger ale), and a sound system. Donnie has a sound system, right?Any sign of our mysterious stalker? Did we ever figure out how Attie dealt with him?
>>19796454Uh, we really should save Donnie's familiar. Ask her nicely to put the fish back.And LOOK at her, Young Master. Describe her in detail for Bob and do you know this woman??
>>19796454Master, it may be a big strech, but I think she's Kotomime or related to him. He pulled something very similar during 4th war on Kiritsugu.Be polite, greet her, accept her idea, pretend to not know about the nature of the familiar.>ugpart overYeah, by the looks of it we're reaching a serious part.
>>19796510If this is Caren, we may be in luck. She certainly doesn't act like her though. Her shroud would be able to wrap up Hund easy
>>19796454She knows. You know that she knows. She knows that you know that she knows. You know that she knows that you know that she knows. Etc.Play it cool. Thank her for the fish, be polite and a bit coy about it. Maybe tell her you're impressed that she caught it, or something, since it only comes out at night. Or that it WOULD go well with your hotdogs since you and your friends can eat like a pack of wolves when you're hungry. She's trying to get a rise out of you, and I think you should play along for now.Try getting more info out of her, see what her reaction is.
NOT THE FISH FAMILIAR!"Hey, wow, you're a fisherman, eh? Cool! Be careful, though - the game police are kind of dicks around here, during the off season. My mom works with them when she's not on vacation... you might ant to put that one back....."
I take it, and look it over. "Maybe. I'm not great with fish." She raises an eyebrow. "Not a veiled threat, I'm actually terrible at cooking them." I add, and she laughs. "I'm impressed you caught it, since it's only out at night." "Well, I only go out at night, so it wasn't that hard." she says, slipping closer. She's taller than I expect, placing a hand on my chest. "You're welcome to swim with me, if you want." she says, leaning closer."Actually, I'm having a party tonight - you're invited. What's your name?" "Call me Annie." she says. "I'd be happy to come." she says. "But... do you want to swim with me?" she asks again, leaning closer.
>>19796556While David is a momma's boy. Twice even. I don't think that it's a good idea to attract attention of a potential harem member (granted, very potential) to this fact.
>>19796596Be careful Master. I do not trust her. If we wish to add her to the harem, we need to impress her.
>>19796596The description, the description! Tell us what she looks like!>captcha: its pyrkeyI bet it is.
>>19796596Bad touch! Bad touch!I think she's yandere.For all we know she wants to murder us violently.Say it would be great and you're planning to swim later. With other girls. And her if she wants.>loastt notDon't lose your mind, Young Master.
>>19796596I don't really trust her, but I think if she is on the other side that she came to parley. Agree to a short swim and introduce yourself. Also describe the girl, we need something for our overly active imaginations.
>>19796596We must know what she looks like to make an informed decision.Also: be careful. Focus on the party, and tell her she's welcome to swim with us and all the other girls, but do NOT be alone with her until we get an idea of what she is capable of.
>>19796596"I only go out at night."Woop woop, it's the werewolf alarm going off.
>>19796596"I'd love to take a dip with you, Annie. Perhaps after I finish getting some of this meat grilled, we could take the plunge together. But my family eats like starved animals, so I'd best get them taken care of, first."
>>19796613>>19796628Seconding both of these. Master David is trying to set up for the party, so he's a little busy right now. But if she can make the party, we can talk to her and maybe swim with her then.>>19796653That's what I'm guessing...werewolf or maybe.....Annie's a vampire.
>>19796653Or Dead Apostle. We don't have them yet.What time is it, btw?
>>19796596If you swim with her I GARUN-FUCKING-TEE someone will walk out and see you. And by you I mean her with no clothes on.If that someone isn't our favorite Silver Werewolf, it'll be trouble....on the other hand, if it IS the Silver Werewolf, it'll probably be bonus points with her....this might be worth the risk.
>>19796596"Let's see how the party goes, we can take it from there."She caught a familiar, that means she's got magic or some serious physical ability. Or at least a way to sense magic. Don't be too eager, master. Play hard to get. Also, I suspect she's a bit wolfish. Ask Stalla if she knows any blond girls called Anne or Annie.As for the party, prepare weapons and hide them in the party area. Both by the cooking/partying area as well as closer to the water. I don't think she means us harm just yet (she could EASILY have killed us just now if she wanted to) but it never hurts to be prepared.
>>19796596So, Annie. who are you?do not trust her
The girl is tall - as tall as me, with long platinum-blonge hair, and soft brown eyes. Her body is slim, yet athletic. "I don't think so.""Ah, alright." she says, backing off. "So when does the party start?" The sound of a beer bottle opening behind me. I turn and see mother in a one-piece swimsuit, black with white trim, that comes up to her chest and stops there, leaving her shoulders bare. "Right about now." she says with a chuckle, as everyone else files out. I introduce Annie as a visiting neighbor and...And I realize that Attie has convinced everyone else to wear a bikini, and bids me inside to go change. Hrm... Should I start the plan now, or...?
This is tripping every common sense alarm I have. People do not just randomly come up and seduce you, even if you DO have more swag than Tohno Shiki. Play this carefully, Young Master.
>>19796749Get on your swimsuit.
>>19796701>platinum blonde girls named AnnieFtfy, fellow Bob. I remember that from EGO's description in a previous thread.My theories:1. Annie is a platinum werewolf. We really need Stalla out here to confirm or disprove this theory.2. Annie is a vampire.Are vampires and werewolves enemies in Nasuverse like in all the fiction? Anyone know?>>19796749Let's start now. Politely excuse yourself to Annie and go in to change. Ask Attie to go with you and tell her what the Firekeeper said and get her thoughts on it while you change.
>>19796749First give your Mother a hug.Then go inside and wear the swimsuit, for now. Don't move too quickly on this one. Also while you're inside talk to Attie privately. First give her the details on your meeting with fire keeper.Then set up a plan, when the time is right she initiates skinny dip protocols, it will be much better accepted if she starts it, we'll go along, then Night Swimmer will do it as well, presumably, we might get Lisa and Mistress in as well right off the bat, and from that there will be a bit of pressure which will get the rest to do so.
>>19796749Don't hurry. Let everyone drink a bit. Again, not enough to lose sence. Just enough so certain ideas would look... more appealing.>>19796760Young Master is the manifestation of human desires. A Gain without Loss. I bet it's even cooler then Tohno's gland.
>>19796749Eh. Your call, Young Master. I don't really have an opinion here.
>>19796749Enjoy the suits for now. Give mother a hug and ask Attie to come inside with us right quick. Talk about Fire Keeper, discuss the "plan", and take the fish with you to store it.
>>19796749You ought to talk to Attie about what Flamekeeper told you, so do that while the girls get to know Annie and you change. They can take care of themselves, especially with Liz there.Also, if she was dangerous, I think one of them would have picked it up. You've got a Sorcerer, two High Tier werewolves and an Executioner, and none of their danger senses went off.
>>19796800Pretty much this. Don't forget the barbecue, though. Make sure everyone gets a bit of your delicious sausages. Except Lisa, who gets your grilled asparagus or something.
>>19796826Mushrooms work better as a penis metaphor.
>>19796836Shouldn't we use seafood, though? This IS taking place in the Nasuverse.
>>19796826Grill that woman a portabello mushroom. That shit is delicious.Try and warn a few folks that Annie isn't who she seems to be...
>>19796852But we didn't get any mollusks.
It isn't hard to convince Attie to come in with me while I change, and I talk to her through a door. When I finish and emerge, she hugs me tightly. I was expecting some... explanation, or... or a plan. But... All she said was, "You're my baby, David. And that's all that matters to me." I nod, stroking her hair, then I tell her my "plan". She laughs, then advises I wait a bit for the drinks to flow. Since she and Eliza are there as adults, it doesn't take long for the drinks to flow. The food cooks well, and the smell is wonderful. The scar hurts a little, but hey - being ogled by six girls isn't that bad. "So you haven't tried skinny dipping?" Annie asks Abby, who shyly shakes her head. "Oh, man, you should! The water feels great." Attie looks over at me.
>>19796911I'm proud of you Master.
>>19796911Don't say anything. This is a loaded question.
>>19796911GO FOR IT! FULL STEAM AHEAD
>>19796911DISCORUAGE THIS.Annie seems to have some conenction to water. if people get naked in the water, she has power over them or something. I know not how this works, but it alarms me.Encourage, for the sake of public decency, the use of swimsuits. "After you sepnd all that money on swimsuits, it'd be a waste to not put them to full use!>capcha: inches psessoi
>>19796911You know what to do Master, just let it be said that we're proud of you.Give Attie the nod, it'd be best if a woman, and something considered a more neutral party started the "festivities". Once she goes for it, and maybe once one more has done it, then strip and go for it. Don't act embarrassed about it, but you don't need to stride around like a rooster.
>>19796911Follow the plan. Remember: you do not initiate it. You just... go with the flow. That's how girls should see it.
>>19796911Oh dear...Give her a smile. If I know my dear Atalanta, it's all the permission she'll need. Then just let the Dominos fall
>>19796911Attie is now nominated for Mom of the Century Award.Hmmmm.....if the other girls are game for skinny-dipping, I don't see why not, Young Master. Give Attie the nod to go ahead and then you can go for it when the other girls follow suit.
>>19796911Nod to Attie, she'll know that the plan is a go. Then just wait for it all to fall out.
>>19796911First: Status-update on the girls. How are they all doing/looking? I'm especially interested in Stalla's attitude towards Annie. Also, what's Lisa up to? and Eliza?Grab another drink. Nod to Attie. This is for the greater good, after all. If Attie goes skinny-dipping then the other girls will feel more comfy with it and be more inclined to do the same thing. You may want to find a way to hide your boner, though. Could be awkward.
>>19796911I hate to be a bonerkiller, but Annie, the unknown element, tried to get us into the water. We've only ever seen her swim naked. She killed the fish familiar, a clear message to those in the know.I don't feel as though I could trust the whole harem naked when UNKNOWN ELEMENT MYSTERIOUS SWIMMER GIRL has us all in the water.
>>19797031We won't be able to hide the boner, don't even try. If it comes up we can say something about being surrounded by so many beautiful women.
>>19797031He can control the blood flow to his dick using magecraft right? He can prevent his boner through will alone!
>>19797047She seems relatively harmless. All she got rid of was a critter that our friend's pervert dad put in their specifically to spy on her. It was a message, but I don't think it was a hostile one.And besides, we have a True Magic-tier magus, a top-tier Werewolf and an Executor with us. If none of them has sensed danger from her, I think we'll be okay in the short term until we can question her further.
>>19797051I was under the impression that Youn Master can only amplify processes. So he can GIVE himself a boner anytime but not prevent it.
>>19797088You forgot a slightly-less-powerful Servant in Attie.
>>19797047We've got Attie, a powerful servant. We've got Lisa, an executor. And we've got Eliza, a fucking sorcerer.I don't think anyone is going to fuck with us tonight. Also, if she wanted us dead she could've killed us before.
>>19797105Hmm. We have no choice then. We'll have to amplify bloodflow elsewhere to take it out of his boner.Unless of course, Master, you wish for them to see it.
>>19797031Abby and Attie and Anny (Good lord) are all together on the shore, wearing green, gold, and yellow swimsuits respectively.. Eliza is sunbathing and watching Attie with a smile. Lisa... Doesn't seem to know what to do, eating quietly a bit away in her white bikini. Rachel is nearby, and I'm serving her. That's when I notice all these suits have something in common, save Mom's. They're all string bikinis. Quietly, I nod to Attie, who grins. "It's pretty fun. In fact... Anny, want to join me?" she asks. Anny nods, and they both get in the water - tossing their suits to shore. "Come on in, the water's fine~!" Stalla, in black, laughs, pulling the knots on her suit and walking over to me - completely naked - to snatch up another kebob before launching herself into the water. Rachel and Lisa raise their eyebrows as Mom sighs, walking towards the water and pulling something - the suit slips to her fees just before she dives in. it seems Abby is a bit on the fence as the girls in the water call out to me, With Lisa caring little either way and Rachel looking slightly uncomfortable about it.
>>19797153Go for it Master. Say that "It can't be helped"!
>>19797153Well, take off your swimsuit, jump in, and encourage those two to join us.
>>19797153...Fuck it Kid. Jump on in.
>>19797153This is your moment. Do it Master
>>19797153E..EGO...t-this is for you...i-it's not like you're my f-favorite person ever or anything, b-baka...
>>19797153I like where this is going!
>>19797153Go for it, Young Master. Take off the trunks, jump in, encourage the fence-sitters to join all of you.
>>19797153Take Lisa's hand as you go in! We want her to do it too!
>>19797153Sign, say "Well, we do deserve some fun after what we've been through", then go for it.>trypesn filmstripYes, film it. For... farther examination. Maybe we'll find something about Annie this way.
>>19797153Tell Rachel "Welcome to the magical world, kiddo." Or something similar. A joke might set her nerves at ease.Then go for it.
We should talk to all the girls but definitely want to find out more about Annie, specifically who or what she is.
>>19797153Down your drink, shrug to Rachel and... yeah, join them. Maybe get Attie to help encourage the others, or something. They don't even have to skinny-dip, but they should at least enjoy the water with the rest of you. ALL SHALL SWIM THIS NIGHT.
"Why the hell not?" I ask, dropping my trunks. I almost laugh at Rachel's reaction, it's between intent curiousity, disgust, and arousal. I look at her and laugh. "Welcome to the world of Magic." I say, looking at Lisa. "Come on." "...Very well." she mumbles, putting aside her plate and undressing with a stretch. When I turn around, Abby is in the water, bikini on the beach. She looks a little embarrassed, but Attie splashes her with water and it goes away. "Come on~." I encourage her, then shrug and leap into the water. A few minutes later, she's behind me, and Lisa dives in with grace I'd expect.
>>19797276Enjoy yourself, Young Master.Don't forget to give us sweet descriptions.And don't forget who's responsible for your luck.We do want some sexy times later. With seafood.
>>19797330This. We need descriptions Master! Even if it must be in your private form of delivering them! (pastebin)
>>19797276Are you enhancing your swag Kid? Because it seems you are.
>>19797276Have fun master, schmooze, talk to them, play around in the water, do the standard water splashing thing. Get some quality ogling in as well.Then give us all the juicy details, Bob demands details.
>>19797330>>19797354Indeed. Look at it all, enjoy it all. And most of all let US enjoy it all too!
>>19797276Use this time well, Young Master. The days ahead may not give you time like this again, so enjoy it while it lasts.We promise we won't peek. Much. Right, guys?~
>>19797389What in the hell are you talking about Cu, we're going to be ogling those dames like a madman.
>>19797378He's enhanced his Swag so hard that it is no longer Swag.Gentlebobs, what we're now experiencing is David's CLASS.And Class, dear Gentlebobs, is for men.
>>19797467>ClassMother of god....I did not think it was possible
>>19797378>>19797467Indeed! Before he's done, Young Master is going to make Shiki Tohno look like a huge faggot.Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOpYxYWHZC8
>>19797384It's... Interesting. I find it difficult to focus on much of anyone - but Abigail just draws my eyes. They're bigger than I expected - Middling Bs, I'll bet, and... It... It appears she shaves. Hard to tell with the water. Lisa is swimming laps around the lake with dogged determination to beat Attie, who appears to be quite fast in the water, so it's hard to tell anything. When I dive to look at Rachel...She's looking right back at me. We surface, and laugh, and I swim backstroke, looking at Abby, who still looks incredibly nervous. "Something wrong?" I ask. "I feel... Out of place..." she mumbles, her face beet red. "There's so many pretty girls. Especially Lisa. I mean..." She looks down, and I chuckle. "Let me tell you a little secret about guys." I tell her. "We love those huge boobs, yeah - but we love them smaller, too. After all, it's said that when you hug a flat girl, you hold her closer to your heart." I joke, and we laugh a bit. "But seriously. You're beautiful! Don't worry so much, and swim!" She splashes me, and we get into a waterfight, eventually dragging everyone else into it. Time passes, and eventually we return to shore to gather up towels. Oddly, no one really bothers with getting dressed, and I wander to bed, laying down heavily after drying myself.Well, that was productive.((TIGER DOJO STARTS NOW.))
>>19797467No...I didn't think it was possible...
>>19797510Master, do not fret. you'll drag those women into your bed yet!
>>19797510Is David's charm based at least partially on his Origin? Because his Origin seems tailor made to attract women.
>>19797467My god. No woman is safe.
>>19797510Oh shit! Young Master is a SMOOOOTH operator!AAHAHAHAHAHA....eat your heart out, Tohno, you flaming faggot!!!!
>>19797510Oh thank god. Now I can dump my images.
>>19797510Good run, Boss. What time-ish is thread going to be next Sunday?Also, how exactly did Attie "deal with" the guy who was tailing us? Somehow, I doubt it involved asking nicely.
>>19797510So, Donnie's mother is Fire Keeper?How exactly demons work in Nasuverse? I'm not very familiar with them.Is Annie a Dead Apostle?Does David have Class?
It's time. Now, those in the IRC saw this already, but for those who didn't, BEHOLD!The artist's headcanon for five of the main cast!(generally agreed upon by those who saw it to be correct)
>>19797556Just a gift for anyone who wants some decent Fate images.
>>19797570>So, Donnie's mother is Fire Keeper?Yes. But it's more complicated than that.>How exactly demons work in Nasuverse? I'm not very familiar with them.Demons are... well, weird. It helps to know that even as a demon, David is a massive outlier, she just used that term for closest match.>Is Annie a Dead Apostle?No. She's something else.>Does David have Class?I think we should let Lisa and Abby and maybe Rachel be the judge for that~
Fellow Bobs: I just realized something. Young Master is closed to blowing most harem protagonists out of the water. Tohno is down in flames.The record-holder as far as I know: Hayate Ayasaki (the manga version). He has about 10 girls who want his dick. I think Master David can give him a run for his money.
>>19797588Why they never went for this design for Lancer is a mystery for the ages. Apparently the artist was having trouble with it, but when you have a design like this, its a shame not to use it and instead go with the "Gay Space Pirate" look.
>>19797571Eliza looks more like female Waver according to art from HGW quest. Otherwise cool.
>>19797596Abby already knows it. She's been won over already. Lisa will take only a little more work. Brothers Bob, harken to me. We must set Master up in a situation with Lisa. He must tell her that she means a lot more to him than she thinks. She needs to know its not platonic. We will succeed here.
>>19797596Is Annie a platinum werewolf or a vampire?
>>19797570In the Nasuverse, Demons are the fulfillment of human wishes. When a wish is strong enough, it can create a conceptual being that is intended to fulfill that wish.However, Demons are hollow creatures, a false gift, and are incapaoble of influencing the world beyond minor distortions, and typically degrade into nothingness quickly. However, they are considered natural creatures because Humans spawn them, and thus Gaia and Alaya don't try to destroy them.Demons can extend their existances by possessing human beings and sort of "festering" inside them, growing to be Master Demons, which when fully matured have physical forms and are capable of distorting the world around them based on the wish that spawned them.At that tier, they become targets for the church. How David has lived as long as he has without ever possessing a human is a mystery...
>>19797623Yes! Quick, to the Swagmobile!
>>19797622>ten years have passed>same hairstyleyeah, no. We can afford to be more creative than that.
>>19797638Why do I have the image in my head of Zouken throwing little Sakura into the pile of worms for the first time and saying, "Every day until you like it" when I see that picture?
>>19797665She has let her super-straight hair go a little, I'll admit.
>>19797675I get the same feeling. Someone should make that. Here's another fish image for you.
>>19797596>No. She's something else.She's reincarnated Kotomime, right?Also, would Solomon be able to summon David to do his bidding if he learns about David's nature?>neither yeedictOK, captcha already answered.
I made this though I feel like the ultimate asshole for doing it. Forgive me, Sakura....
>>19797806Don't feel bad. It's the inevitable fate of all Fate threads.
>>19797856I just love Kiritsugu's face in this one. He just doesn't give a fuck.
Fun Fact: Seiba can't swim, but she CAN walk on water.
>>19797899Note that Iri's heterosexuality should be added to the things destroyed by Team Saber
Is David's Origin partially responsible for him having all of this swag/class?
>>19797696Since she's not a Dead Apostle, is Annie a werewolf, like Stalla? I'm guessing a platinum werewolf.
>>19797926I'd assume so. I mean, Archer's Origin is sword, and look what he can do. David's reality marble is likely Infinite Swag Works.
>>19797948David has no reality marble, however:Sacchin's Origin is Loss without Gain. This should tell you a lot of things about him.
>>19797999>Loss without GainNASUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>19797948He doesn't have Reality Marble.He has "miniature" (it's not the size that matters...) Marble Phantasm instead. So girls fall for him becase, well, it is possible so why not?
>>19797999>Sacchin>Loss without gainOh my sides. Isn't it sad sacchin?And don't all demons possess reality marbles?
>>19797948I am the bone of my swagSteel is my shaft and fire is my bloodI have seduced over a thousand bitchesUnknown to Rejection, Nor known to SexHave withstood pain to create many haremsYet, those hands will never hold anythingSo as I pray, Unlimited Swag Works.
>>19798012Isn't it sad, Sacchin?
>>19798031Wait, why aren't we known to Sex? I mean I doubt Master is a virgin, like his mother was, he has an Ex-Girlfriend. I figured that he had slept with Rachel at some point in the past.Is David a virgin?
>>19798012>>19798019The best part is she has a reality marble that destroys all mana in the area. She's stronger than most vampires in the setting. She's a one in a million on the Potential meter for humanity. And yet the universe still fucks her over.
>>19798065I remember an interview saying Tsukihime true route is Sacchin Route.Nasu better get off his fucking ass, I want my tragic love to actually blossom.
>>19798060David told Bob the Skull that Shortstop is as far as he's gotten so far. He wouldn't tell us anymore than that.So I assume he's been to 2nd Base, but got thrown out trying to steal 3rd.
>>19798060Yes he is. EGO stated in IRC the base he's gotten to is Shortstop.
>>19798104>>19798096I'm pretty sure I meant that he's gotten to makeouts and that's pretty much it.
>>19798104>>19798096Well it looks like the Alexander family will need to keep Bob around. As the people of the family seem unable to get laid without us. We'll be the Alexander family's eternal matchmaker and seduction adviser. Also question about Abigail. How powerful of a mage is she, and does she primarily use the magnetism magic to enhance or shooting or does she use it for other stuff as well? Also she inherited the Crest, that's pretty damn bitching. How old is her family?
>>19798060he already addressed this. Second base, at farthest. He didn't want to push Rachel or make her go too far too soon.Like we've now proven: CLASS
What are the Origins of girls in our harem? If it's not a spoiler.>ctdersio viceYes, captcha, we're going there.
>>19798193They're all spoilers. >How powerful of a mage is she, and does she primarily use the magnetism magic to enhance or shooting or does she use it for other stuff as well? She is an excellent mage - the amount of MAGNET needed to affect bullet trajectory is ENORMOUS. She also uses it to wipe the hard drives of people she doesn't like.
>>19798193I'd like to know this as well. Also, what was Liz's origin? Is Bob's One From Many?
>>19798235Eliza's Origin is Fortune.Seconded Bob's Origin: we want to know ourselves.
>>19798123>Annie isn't a Dead Apostle, so no vampireThen I think I've figured it out: she's either a platinum or electrum werewolf.>>19798148I can see it now:INTERIOR: ALEXANDER HOMETIME: 20ish YEARS FROM NOWA young teenage boy stands before his father, mothers, and two grandmothers. The father is Master David, he turns to face his teenage son.DAVID (trying to act the part of the stern father): "You summoned Legion, didn't you, Son?"SON: "Uh....yeah, I did."*DAVID covers his mouth with a hand to hide his grin**Attie and David's wives smile knowingly, while Mistress Liz double-facepalms*ELIZA: "Oh, God, here we go AGAIN..."
>>19798231Does she use an Aria? If so, what is it?~Don't answer if you think it'll detract from the impact.
>>19798268I think that everyone would just start lobbing condoms at the poor kid, who would of course be confused as all hell.
>>19798268Absolutely lost it. Bravo, Sir.
>>19798268Legion, don't say a single word about baths, a lack of hot water, or going swimming in a lake.
>>19798268Oh god, my sides.
>>19798268GloriousToo bad we can serve only one Master at the time.We'll take traditional role of family crest I feel.With potential heirs fighting to get us.
>>19798335I think by that point Eliza would probably have gotten us a body, hopefully.We'll pretty much be the funny Uncle who lets the kids do stuff the parents don't allow, gives them drinks on the sly, and hands out worldly advice and tips on picking up women. We will be this family's Uncle for as long as it lasts.
>>19798368We'd also have a severe case of multiple personalities, and or schizophrenia.
So the creepy uncle? Win.
>>19798368>implying we will not be a little girl>implying we will not starve ourselves to death arguing what to eat
>>19798368>>19798385True...but>implying the new incarnation of Bob the Skull wouldn't be almost exactly like the current one
>>19798416>implying that is in any way a bad thing.
>>19798453Wouldn't dream of implying that. Bob the Skull is awesome.We and all of our future incarnations will advise and help our Masters achieve their goals (as well as get them laid) until the end of time.
>>19798394We'd probably drop by the Alexander estate pretty often, with a woman on each arm. Then a crowd of kids would run up to us saying "Unca Bob!"I'm imagining that we'd often wear Hawaiian shirts, sneak the kids some alcohol and give relationship advice.
>>19798564"I don't advise all of my former Master's children...but the one I do achieves his goals and gets laid." -- Uncle Bob
>>19798564We would be the best uncle ever.And we'd have to make sure to get an immortal body, too, so that we could ALWAYS be the best uncle ever.
>>19798564We'd be the most SWAG uncle ever. And possibly the most loved.
>>19798618Yeah, that's pretty much it. Though we'd advise all the kids we could and for the ones too young for that sort of thing we'd probably just tell stories about their parents and of our own globetrotting. Also we'd always bring treats and souvenirs from exotic locations.When the kids get older we'll tell them the stories about their parents that they'd be too embarrassed to tell themselves.
>>19798662Oh yeah. That sums it up nicely.
>>19798662This. We do have records.>ingityou interest
>>19798686Not just records, man. We have PICTURES, and the O=original transcripts. We have blackmail material on a Sorcerer and a god-to-be. We are so fucking set.
>>19798710Damn straight we are. We're set for eternity.
>>19798686We have enough blackmail that if Eliza got mad at us for taking her grandson to a strip club all we have to do is say "Are you sure there's enough hot water" and she'll just turn around and leave.
>>19798745I'm guessing the phrase for David will be "Welcome to the world of magic."
>>19799339They're like command seals, but reusable. We're going to be the best Uncle ever.
Now I'm imagining Uncle Bob with some kids crowded around him, a few on his lap, asking if Grandmas Eliza and Atalanta ever told them about the Holy Grail War.