HARDER, BUTLER, SWAGGIER, FASTER.Into every generation a Butler is born: one man in all the world, a Chosen One. He alone will wield the swag and skill to catch the ladies, dames, and the armies of bitches; to get into their hearts and to add them to the family.He is Hayate, The Combat Butler.>ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen/order/asc/-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-Touma looks your way as you eliminated his handler, Taiga.He brings his arm up again to block Hinagiku's sword forcing it to go turn back into her badge.He dodges Amazoness' spear narrowly.As you and gai proceed onto his position to assist the girls, he could only think this to himself.'Such misfortune.'---------------------------------------------------------------------'Keima, we've secured the Stargate.' you contact Keima after you've disposed of Touma. 'Where do you want us to go now?''Meet up with Sakura and Erica outside. They're fighting off some of the Security team and what I think is Sousuke's constructs.' he tells you.'Leave the team there to keep them occupied.''Then, i want you to meet-up with Susan and secure R&D.''R&D. Gotcha. What's our target there?''Sublevel 445. Thomas Edison's laboratory.'
rolled 34 = 34GENTLEMEN.
Fuck yeah, weeaboo quest thread, and I'm done with the funeral bullshit.I have to say, the worst part was all of the relatives I don't fucking know talking about how much I've grown since they last saw me in diapers.Sage'd for irrelevance.
rolled 2 = 2The time has come!
>>19784246SECURE. EDISONS. LAB.WITH MAJAIKS.
We shall have to learn of Stahl's hatred of Edison, and convert him to our cause.
rolled 73 = 73>>19784303WUT.
>>19784349You mean find out that he is currently female again and accidentally hit on him?
rolled 54 = 54>>19784322WHAT HAPPENED TO MY THINGS?>OH WELL>THEY ARE HERE NOW.
>>19784303That about jives with my funeral experiences. Also, we must find additional wonders of modern science... and break them with tealazers and cutlery.
rolled 3 = 3>>19784379ABSOLUTELY.
>>19784379No, get him to defect to the attacking side so we can mess up Edison's shit.Because Edison is an asshole.
Perhaps it's because I don't really pay attention to many quests, but I've noticed that this is the only one of them that gets any QUEST THREADS SUCK HORSECOCK trolling going on. Coincidence?also, belated IT BEGINS
>>19784413It's just EGO and the two people who enjoy his shitty writing getting mad.And using proxies to spam-downvote the threads on the archives.
>>19784413Sorceress Quest just got hit, and they run almost as often. And of course, this >>19784424
>>19784413Almost every thread gets hit but ego and his faggot squad target this exclusivelyThe difference is everyone but a very small portion of the neckbeards here have learned they aren't pushing us off the board because we are just as much neckbeards as they areAlso summer brings out the trolls
rolled 51 = 51>>19784413>>19784432>>19784246I ARCHIVED IT FOR YOU. NO NEED TO THANK ME.
>>19784246Let's see, Sousuke has:Mikey = Mk. 19 belt-fed 40mm auto-grenade launcherFN FNCM16A4AK101Beretta M9Maybe he'll have Rk95, L85A1, and an MG3?
>>19784379What? No.>>19784402Exactly what I meant.
You run out of AdMin as instructed, meeting up with those engaged in battle outside.Erica was there, fending off Ichika and what looked like a little blonde girl with a rocketpack.Sakura was fighting a pair of highschoolgirls and a big black guy.Gai Hina and Amazoness leap into action.You pull out J and ask him to drive the land-raider to assist everyone else.Without a further word, you head on to the dome that leads down into R&D to meet with Susan.>ROLLEM>taking the 5thHigh = dome ungardedlow = dome guardedvery low = Susan in combat
rolled 75 = 75I JUST WANT TO SAY THE CONTEMPORARY TABLETOP GAMES ARE SHIT AND SHOULD GET THEIR OWN BOARD.LEAVE THE TRADITIONAL GAMING TO THE TRADITIONAL GAMERS.>FUCK THAT SHIT THAT HASN'T BEEN AROUND EVEN HALF A CENTURY.>HALF A CENTURY DOESN'T QUALIFY AS TRADITIONAL, NO MATTER HOW MUCH MONEY OR TIME YOU HAVE WASTED ON IT.
rolled 43 = 43>>19784541Huh.
rolled 5 = 5>>19784541
rolled 16 = 16ROLLING
rolled 33 = 33BEHOLD!
rolled 99 = 99DRUNK!
rolled 49 = 49>>19784603Fuck.
rolled 42 = 42>>19784541Haha Ichika... should ask if they got him yet.
>>19784544>>19784602>>19784614Stop spamming you fucking piece of shit.
>>19784639Sit on a dick homie, let the guy post.
rolled 99 = 99>>19784603>>19784614WELL SHIT.>>19784639NEVER.
rolled 83 = 83>>19784652How did you-I-What.
>>19784614>>19784652The dice gods like drunkenness?
rolled 54 = 54>>19784614>>19784652INCLUDING THE NAT100 FROM SORCERESS QUEST I WOULD SAY THE DICE GODS ARE IN MY FAVOR TONIGHT.>AND ALWAYS WERE WHEN I WAS DARUNK ANON.
rolled 91 = 91>>19784671I MEANT DRUNK ANON. MEANING I DIDN'T USE A NAME OR TRIP, BUT DID USE ALCOHOL.>VERY MUCH.
>>19784671Huh how about that.
>>19784614>>19784652HOLY SHIT. If you roll this well all the time when you're drunk, keep fucking drinking.
>>19784703I DONT NEED YOU TO CONVINCE ME.>NOBODY CAN STOP ME FROM POSTING!>OR DRINKING!!>ONE
>>19784652>>19784614I will take this as a sign that I should be drinking tonight
>>19784725Nobody is trying. Except that one guy.
>>19784725That insomnia still giving you trouble, then?
>>19784725Cool. Please don't stop. Your demeanor is a touch annoying, but your rolls more than make up for it. I mean, god damn, a pair of 99's. When you're drunk, you roll even better than Derm, and he's the anti-Lookout.
>>19784738Booze for the booze gods, rolls for the rolls throne.
rolled 44 = 44>>19784738>>19784748>>19784810>>19784813>>19784816INDEED.INB4 >NAT1
>>19784603You find your 'twin' waiting for you just outside the entrance, she has a sword out and is watching the inside warily.'Guarded?' you asked her'Yes.''Who?'before she could answer, a voice from inside calls out to you."Hayate and well... Hayate. Why don't the two of you join me here inside?"It's Ryu.You walk in to find him seated on one of the sofas scattered about the foyer."So, you're the other Ayasaki I heard about. Tell me miss, what can I call you to avoid confusion between you and..." he turns to you, "him?""Susan. Just call me Susan, Ryu.""Very well, Susan. I'd introduce myself but you've already met me before. Now, why don't just get started?"He stands up, reaches into his vest and pulls out some vials.RYUU FIGHTAN.WAT DO?
>>19784850Clearly we challenge him to a potion drinking contest.
>>19784850Alpha strike before he can pull some bs potion combo and ruin our shit.
rolled 60 = 60>>19784850VACCUUM ALL THE LIQUIDS.
>>19784850>drink booze throw party>also learn stuff.
>>19784878Sounds good to me.
>>19784850Throw Molotov and use Rebounder-coated trays as defense.Have Susan vacuum up potions headed for us and blast them back at Ryuu.
Oooooh. Now we get the chance to shoot him back.
rolled 61 = 61>>19784900THIS IS MORE SPECIFIC THAN WHAT I SAID SO GO WITH IT.
>>19784850No point trying to out-potion him. He knows everything we have and can probably counter it.We'll have to rely on Hayate's bunny mode and Susan's wind abilities.Hayate go bunny mode and pull out knives, Susan whip up a whirlwind around Ryuu, be ready to vacuum potions.
rolled 41 = 41Fuck yeah!>sorry i'm late, digging up shit in yard and drinking heavily.
rolled 36 = 36>>19784947TRY CAPSLOCK DRINKING DOESN'T WORK FOR EVERYBODY.
>>19784850This needs to be a dapper-off. The first one to break the polite exchange is eliminated. We have to keep trying to fluster each other while also maintaining our cools.
rolled 58 = 58>>19784957NEVERMIND.
>>19784957Who the fuck is this guy?
>>19784999Oh? Can't handle someone taking your schtick?
rolled 13 = 13Personally I think he's a bit showboaty.
>>19785019No i was just wondering, i'm sure a good amount of us get drunk in this quest.
>drunk tripfags spamming all over the placeRight, I'm out, back later maybe.
That settles it, buying a flask, filling it with Accord Royal.
>>19784850'Hey, does that vacuum of yours do liquids?''I think..''Good, I leave you to keep Ryu from potioning us. I'll go try and mess him up.''got it.' she answers as she pulls out the Dustbuster.You bring out your pistols and aim them at your mentor."So Ryu, shall we begin?""I am only waiting for your cue." he answers.You let the bullets fly.Ryu dodges gracefully as he throws the contents of a vial at you.Susan, ready for this, vacuums it up in mid-air and keeps you unscathed."A vacuum cleaner? How quaint." He comments as he uncorks a new potion.**rollem**>taking the 3rd
rolled 47 = 47>>19785159>A vacuum cleaner? How quaint.Uh oh. Sounds like the new potion is going to react badly with the recently vacuumed one.
rolled 51 = 51>>19785159Dice a go!
rolled 93 = 93Indeed.
rolled 48 = 48>>19785159ROLLING>ILL NEVER STOP SPAMMING
rolled 8 = 8>>19785185GOOD JOB.
Spray it back at him!
>>19785198>taking the 3rd
rolled 51 = 51>>19785185OH WAIT. NEVERMIND.>IM DRUNK.
>>19785208Well, yeah, It is the third.
rolled 41 = 41>>19785222He means that he both quoted the 3rd roll and rolled again.
>>19785241forgot to remove the dice, now i look like a tool :(
rolled 36 = 36>>19785241I ROLL ALL OF THE TIMES.AND I QUOTED THE THIRD.
>>19785222No, it's the fourth. >>19785175 ONE>>19785183 TWO>>19785184 THREE>>19785185 FOUR POSTS AH AH AH
rolled 49 = 49...huh.>not sure if was hallucinating or ???
>>19785159LANDING GEARLANDING GEAAAARSOMEONE'S CHEATINGLANDING GEAAAAAAAAAR
>>19785184You faggot, don't delete your posts. It doesn't help.
>>19785288It's wrong of him to cheat, but your just as bad for tattling.
rolled 25 = 25Okay so I WASN'T hallucinating.Starting to wish I was but whatever.
>>19785306Last time someone deleted a roll, we suffered severe permanent consequences. This is just damage prevention. You can thank me for trying to cover our asses later.
>>19785337This is true.
>>19785337I remember that this happened, but not what the consequences were. Care to refresh my memory?
>>19785361Actually last time we had a deleted roll it was a 1 to beat Shirou and we lost then LG reloaded because it derailed things too much
>>19785270So I refreshed the thread after the post had been deleted. No need to be an asshole.
>>19785418>No need to be an asshole.>4CHAN
>>19785184He throws this new vial towards Susan and she tries to siphon it up.The potion, a wqhite substance not unlike milk, begins to expand in mid-air, the consistency looking much like glue.It covers the mouth of her vacuum and stays there."I'm sorry, but I can't let you keep doing that." Ryuu tells her as he continues to deftly avoid your shots."Tell me Hayate, how goes your batch of moonlight?" He asks as if you were jsut sitting in his bar."I finished it last night. I was just thinking of showing it to you later.""Really? Well then, why don't we try it now?" you were late to notice that he was purposely making his way towards the fire alarm.He pulls the lever and sirens went off, a second later, the sprinklers came to life.Your skin began to burn.WAT DO?
>>19785463>being an insufferable cunt>/tg/Sometimes.. sometimes I wonder.
rolled 67 = 67TEA SAUCER UMBRELLA!
>>19785562>acid sprinklersWell fuck.TEACUP! Get under a teacup and get some moonlight in you.
>>19785562Get the moonlight out.Also question, how do we break our watch in a digital simulation?
>>19785562FUUUUUUUUUUUUTackle him to the ground and make him burn too.Then drink some moonlight once he is on fire
>>19785608Sims are less digital simulations and more we are actually in a cleanup field for the duration it is centered on us and puts us into the alternate version of wherever we are
>>19785562So wait are we having a burning sensation or is our skin actually on fire?
>>19785654thank the fsm
>>19785654We can appearify food right?Does a giant cloud of baking soda count as food?If so basic chemistry to the rescue.
Have kraus generate an alkaline solution and spray it around us and Susan.Healing blue should suffice for the moment
>>19785688>basicI see what you did there
>>19785562If we can, big cloud of baking soda to nullify the acid, and throw up some teacups with saucers to act as umbrellas to protect us.
>>19785562You jump into a teacup as the acid penetrated your clothes.As you pulled out your moonlight, fighting the burning sensation, you ask Kraus to do one thing."Kraus, I have no idea how long I'll be out of it after I drink this. I want you to throw up a large cloud of baking soda to neutralize the acid and then remove the teacup to set me loose.""YOU GOT IT POTION-JUNKIE. NEED ANYTHING ELSE?""No, That will be fine."You unseal the jar and take a look inside.The potion looks right and you think you did everything right, with the burning sensation now getting worse and your skin actually beginning to peel, you decide to take a chance.SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES!SNAKES ARE ALL AROUND YOU.They're crawling into your clothes, they're trying to bite you, they're trying to eat you."NO NO NO NO NO!!"You try and shake off your jacket, the dozens of snakes inside it biting at you.You see a huge snake in front, it's mouth open ready to swallow you.>ROLL FOR SNAKE COMBAT.
rolled 81 = 81>>19785837
rolled 51 = 51Why did it have to be snakes?
rolled 20 = 20I AM A MONGOOSE! FUCK YOU SNAKE!
rolled 12 = 12>>19785837Quick, start playing music! Snakes like music, and we can put our snake-charming skills to use.
rolled 81 = 81>>19785837Heh. Fukken snakes.
rolled 68 = 68>>19785837Nothing wrong with snakes. I've own a few no big deal.
rolled 59 = 59>>19785869Once upon a time, our parents forced us on a Chinese whaling boat as a cabin boy. The captain was a drunkard and a fool, and we were shipwrecked on the coast of India. A kindly snake-charmer took us in and took good care of us, but made us learn his trade so we could earn our keep. But then he was bitten by a rather large Spectacled Cobra and died of being severely poisoned. We buried his body in his snake pit, as he would have wanted.
rolled 78 = 78>>19785922Our parents showed up two weeks later, and our father beat us for making him travel so far away from home.
rolled 87 = 87The amount of snake murder you shall commit shall be on the NEWS!
rolled 15 = 15>>19785837Great. Moonlight that's almost as bad as GummiBEARS.
rolled 77 = 77>>19785922>Chinese whalerDon't be ridiculous. Why should they go to the lowly Chinese while there are enough Japanese whalers that could take us on?
>>19785950Now we must try moonlight + BERS!
>>19785966>>19785922Another whaler? Really?
>>19785990Wait, what? I'm not supporting it, just commenting.
>>19785990Smuggling vessel for variety would be nice
>>19786003We were on a Japanese whaler that went of course during a storm and was captured by the American coastguard. We were thrown overboard with a raft by the captain. We were stuck for a month in America. We told the story during a date.
>>19785984Hayate: Hallucinogenic addict
>>19785849>>19785886"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!" You try to run away but the snakes have you surrounded.With no other option left, you pull out your swords ('OOOH MAGIC!') and begin to desperately fight back.You hack and slash at the thousands of reptiles, each one as venomous as the last.The huge snake is there, laughing at you, taunting you."NO SNAKE LAUGHS AT MY EXPENSE AND LIVES!" You yell as you attack it with both swords.It's scared now. It tries to get away.But you won't let it.Attack the head with both swords, you strike at it's scaly skin, its fangs bared at you and dripping with venom.With one mighty thrust, you plunge one of your swords into it's left eye.It opens its mouth in a hissing scream.This gives you the chance to plunge you other sword into the back of its throat.Victory.An angel walks across the carnage towards you, her hair glowing like sunlight, her eyes like gems.She asks you in her heavenly voice, "Are you alright?"[ ]Are you my mommy?[ ]Are you here to take me to heaven?[ ]other
>>19786054>[ x]Are you my mommy?Either this or kiss her.
>>19786054>[ ]other"May I mambo dogface to the banana patch?"
>>19786054Are you taking me to heaven?We know it can't be our mommy because she was a bitch
>>19786054[x]other"But..but...but I just got here! I just started being happy! It's not fair! I don't want to go, my Heaven's right here with meine engel!"
>>19786054[ ]Are you here to take me to heaven?snake slayer of the east.
>>19786054[x]Are you here to take me to heaven?
>>19786054[X]Are you here to take me to heaven?
but you cant take me to heaven yet i have not been rewarded and revived my title "mr. big wheeler snake killer of the east"
>>19786054>Boot Hayate FOF >If male, establish dominance>If female, swag>Female detected>Swag outbound>Have a nice day!
>>19786234I dunno, if it's male he might try to swag it anyway. How's this?>If not-pretty, establish dominance>If pretty, swag
>>19786054"Are you here to take me to Heaven?" You asked the angel."What? No... Hayate, why don't you sit down first?" She guides you to the nearest pile of dead snakes and forces you to sit down."Miss angel, what's heaven like?" You asked this divine messenger."I'm not an angel. I'm Susan." She says as she keeps you firmly seated."Susan? That's you? You're beautiful!""T-thanks, I guess. Now why don't you just rest for awhile while the potion still gives you mind pictures." she sits down beside you and begins to stroke your hair."Cyborg pineapple Ford Escalade." You tell her as you close your eyes for a bit.Roll for time passing.1d10taking the 4th roll.
[x]Are you my mommy?
rolled 26 = 26>>19786261
rolled 8 = 8>>19786261I wonder if the side-effect of the Moonlight is random, or it's snakes because it's our memories in the potion, or our version is still incomplete.
rolled 9 = 9>>19786261rolling
>>19786287I say it's random
>>19786287Honestly? It's probably just got LSD in it.
rolled 10 = 10>>19786261Hopefully we don't spend too long in happyland.
rolled 3 = 3?
rolled 81 = 81and resetting the d100, pay no mind
>>19786307Well it needs a strong painkiller / distracting agent from the fact that your body is suddenly regrouping massive amounts of tissue, bone etc to fix whatever damage you sustained
>>19786281>1d10>roll 26>what>actually 1d100Goddamnit that's not what I typed.
>>19786345It's cool man, that got us the 3, rather than the 10.
rolled 34 = 34>>19786529Is low good?
>>19786549Presumably, since it's time passage. It's not a success roll, so...
>>19786549Might be number of minutes in lala land.
rolled 11, 32, 84 = 127>>19786314You wake up on a ruined couch, your head hurting like a bitch.Susan was beside you waiting for you to snap out of the moonlight's effects."How long was I out?" You asked her."Three minutes." "What happened? Did we take Ryuu out?""LEMME ANSWER THIS SWEET-CHEEKS." Kraus interrupts Susan before she could give you an answer."IT WAS HILARIOUS. YOU FUCKING RAN ROUND AND KEPT SCREAMING ABOUT SNAKES. THEN YOU TOOK SOME SWORDS OUT AND DESTROYED THE COUCHES. HAHAHA.""And Ryu?""YOUR TWIN HERE TOOK HIM OUT WITH THE GUNS YOU FUCKING DROPPED. I MUST SAY THIS THOUGH, YOU LOOKED ABSOLUTELY RETARDED FIGHTING THAT ONE COUCH."Susan nods silently beside you."I see... So uh.. What's going on outside?">LG Rolling
>>19786585Looks like Hina and Erica might have gotten taken out, but Amazoness is still in the game.
rolled 63, 72, 26 = 161>>19786585"Negi's team is still in the Library, Lime's is pinned down in the Gym. Gai and the other's have cleared the quad and are now storming Medical.""I see... I guess we better get on with our mission huh?""Yep." She gets up and reaches a hand out to you.You take it and the two of you prepare to head down to your own target.----------------------------------------------------------There are two ways down into the catacombs of R&D, the elevators or the stairs.The elevators might be trapped or guarded, but they're faster than the stairs.The stairs are easier to escape in case of ambush but they're way slower.[ ]Go stealthy [stairs][ ]go balls out [elevator][ ]other
>>19786642BALLS TO THE WALL, BABY.
rolled 7 = 7I'd say elevator down, BUT do that thing where you hide on TOP of the elevator, then jump out.
>>19786642Go stealthy and have Susan's clone go balls out to cover us
>>19786642[ ]otherGuesstimate where Eddison's lab is, and blow our way down. One floor at a time.
rolled 4 = 4>>19786663This
>>19786642[x]otherTake a page from Die Hard. Call the elevator, leave a cask of Molotov, send it down to the target floor. When it opens, detonate it.Then fly down using saucers.
>>19786642[x] go crazy (slide down elevator cables)
>>19786642othercheck elevator for traps, if none put Molotov on in it and send it down, fly after it on a saucer.
>>19786713cut the cameras first.
>>19786739Oh right, the elevators have security cameras. Better break those first.
MSQ: LSD and Mission Impossible Reruns
>>19786836I was going to say we are closer to mgs with the constant mind fucking Hayate seems to undergo but we fit MI because we do over the top stunts
"How much molotov do you have on you?" You asked Susan"About 10 liters." she answers as she feels around in her apron."Let me borrow about 2, I have an idea." You tell her as you call the elevator up.Once the doors opened, you quickly disabled the camera in there with your pistol and pour the molotov inside.You press the button for the target floor and let the empty box make it's way down."Blow the thing once the doors open again." You tell Susan as you force the doors open and jump inside the elevator shaft.
rolled 61 = 61I AM GOING TWICE YOUR SPEED AND I AM TWICE AS DRUNK. QUIT PRETENDING THIS IS A ONE LANE ROAD. FUCK>I'M NOT MAD AT /tg/ >I WILL FINISH READING WHAT I MISSED IN A MOMENT.ROLLING FOR WHATEVER LG MIGHT HAVE QUESTERS ROLLING FOR.
rolled 21 = 21DIE HARD AND KILL HARDER
You are Ludvig Stahl, the craziest mofo in all the worlds [according to your peers].Everything you do, you do FOR SCIENCE!Past threads here:http://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mad%20scientist%20quest/order/desc/------------------------------------------------------------------------You stand in the hallway wearing your red robe,the one with the servo-arms and techtacles.This was a souvenir from an excursion to the Mars facility when you had to present your blueprints for a tank cannon [a cannon that launches tanks] to the screwheads there.The techtacles squirmed inside the sleeves, each one capable of movement and equipped with a stun-gun. The two large servo arms on the back were powerful enough to lift 4 tonnes each and now had your DUCK [Donuts Und Cofee Kanon] and GTSFS [Gun That Shoots Fucking Swords] boltoed onto them.In your hands that were hidden by the wide, long sleeves, you carried your Sunder-ray and the nifty dart-gun you confiscated from that hack Edison.You're ready. Let them come.You watch as the elevator indicates the box headed down your way.Guns trained at the door, you prepare for combat.*Ding!*The doors open, and then *BLAM!*Everything just explodes.*WAT DO OH MASTER OF SCIENCE?*
rolled 77 = 77Wildly fire Tsunder ray.
>>19787065Trash Eddison's lab in the confusion!
>>19787065nfiCoffee to put out fire?
>>19787065Sit up, take stock of situation, see if robes are on fire.Robes tend to be on fire when there's been an explosion.
>>19787065apply coffee to fire, then wonder why we never thought of exploding elevators before.
>>19787065Destroy Edison's lab.We may only be in a simulation but it will be fun
>>19787065Set everything on fire, after filling the hall way with swords. After doing that, knowingly unleash the zombie virus you created earlier this week upon the world, let it germinate for a week. Then go kill zombies.If someone asks you why you did it.Tell them for the lulz.
Is Edison in his sim lab or still stuck in the field in his real lab? Either way check we have all parts still attached and shoot some coffee out at any fires
>>19787178No we do it for SCIENCE! Like everything else we doSometime the science is just how much fun being in a zombie apocalypse really is
rolled 78 = 78OOOH- WHA?>SAY THAT IF MALE.>IF FEMALE SHOOT GUNS RANDOMLY EVERYWHERE.
>>19787065This was obviously a decoy that we anticipated. Redy the dart gun and sunder-ray for whatever shows up.
rolled 72 = 72>>19787304ALSO THIS.>DONT WORRY>TOMORROW ILL BE USING A DIFFERENT CHEMICAL TO CHANGE MY STATE OF MIND.>WHERE DID MY SHIT GO.>I PUT IT BACK BEFORE POSTING.
rolled 72 = 72TRY THIS TRIP ON FOR SIZE.
rolled 53 = 53>>19787353>>19787339IT FITS PERFECT.>DEM 72S
>>19787065You use the DUCK's Coffee function to spray the inside of the burning box.If this was their idea of a distraction, then they obviously need more ideas.You ready your other weapons for what you know will come next.Two figures crash through the roof of the elevator.They see you standing there and attack.You were expecting this of course; and so, you open fire.**ROLL FOR FIRAN**
>>19787065>Ludvig Stahl - Tech Priest.just in case LG thinks no one spotted it like the Starship stoopers.
rolled 64 = 64TSUNTSUNTSUNTSUN
rolled 11 = 11>>19787404sword gun.
rolled 4 = 4>>19787404EAT HOT SCIENCE, BITCHES.
rolled 44 = 44>>19787412Meh, once more and I'm off.
rolled 95 = 95>>19787404ROLLAN FOR YANDERE SUSAN
rolled 95 = 95>>19787404GO DICE, GO
rolled 24 = 24>>19787404FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE
rolled 39 = 39>>19787426>>19787425MEIN GOTT>Illustrious outoest
>>19787425>>19787426>Yandere>please god no
>>19787425>>19787426A pair of 95s. That should be enough to pop both Hayate and Susan. Good job.
>>19787425Mmmmmmm delicious Yandere Susan....
>>19787426>>19787425>>19787442NO SCIENCE YOU ARE DEMONSAND THEN MC WAS DEAD>ROLLING AND YOU CANT STOP ME.
>>19787425Yandere for whom?
>>19787497Hayate, of course.
rolled 58 = 58>>19787489APPARENTLY YOU CANWELL PLAYED
>>19787506That's terrible news, actually. If that happened, Susan (Hayate) would be a danger to her (his) girls. That would be a fucked up situation.
>>19787527I was completely aware of that possibility when I made that post.Delicious tears. Nice Boat incoming.
>>19787527"Hayate... I want us to become one... no matter what...""Susan we are. We are literally the same person."
rolled 14 = 14>>19787527INDEED
rolled 87 = 87>>19787527Please, not even yandere antics can stop Swagotron.
Everyone seems to forget we are equipped with the gun that shoots fucking swords and the sunder ray which we modified to shoot the specific beams we wanted.We may well just freeze and shatter them
While we do this shooting with our many extra mounted guns shoot a cup of coffee and a donut for ourself
>>19787425>>19787426You and Susan break through the elevator after the explosion.As you stepped into the hallway, you see a figure in a red robe trying to put out the fire.The two of you try to pounce on that person but he gets the jump on you.He opens fire.Rays, spikes, darts and donuts[?] fill the hallway.Susan gets tagged by a beam but it seems to do nothing.You get a dart in your shoulder.Not minding this small annoyance, you attack this guard with your swords.Tentacles sprout from inside her robes, each one sizzling with electricity at the tip.The tentacles block your swords, and you are forced to jump back.Susan looks at you weirdly as you pull out your paintball guns."What's up?" you ask her."You... You're a girl." she says as she dodges a ballistic donut.[ ]wat[ ]okay
>>19787616It seems like that'd be a waste, though. We've already documented the result of freezing a person and shooting a sword at them quite well.But shooting the Sunder-Ray at a pair of twins that are twins as a result of interdimensional fuckery? Now that's SCIENCE!
rolled 82 = 82>>19787550INB4 2 SEXCHANGE POTIONS. ONE FOR EACH HAYATE.HARDCORE RAPE HAPPENS.>FAPFAPFAPHAYATE LIKES ITNOBODY ELSE NOTICES ANY DIFFERENCE (INGAME)>OKAY.JPG>INVERSE SEVERE>I NEVER MEANT FOR THIS TO HAPPEN.>WHY GLOB WHY?
>>19787637[x] okayBeen there, done that.
>>19787637>[ ]okay"Weird. Let's deal with it later."
>>19787637[ ]wat"no thats you, remember?"
>>19787637WatLook at ourself. Well let's be honest, this isn't the first time it has happened to me
rolled 42 = 42>>19787637>>19787648YOU'RE A BOY!>JUST TO REITERATEOKAY.JPG>I ACCIDENTLY THE CORRECT ANSWER.>CAPTCHA TOO
>>19787637[x]okayBeat the antidote out of him!
"Okay..." you answer with a quick glance down at the modest bust you now have. "We'll deal with it later."The two of you push the attack again.You pepper the figure in red with molotov, but this person was able to avoid them expertly.Spikes and donuts are fired at you in retaliation.Susan gets close to him, her feather duster out, and begins to assault him with gusts of wind.The hood gets blown off the top of his head, revealing that you were fighting a girl.The winds begin to push her back, but a tentacle wraps itself around Susan's mid section."YOU BITCH!" You twin screams uncharacteristically as she's pulled off the floor, thrown at the wall and gets a spike fired through her right arm and a donut right at her face.You ready a tealaser to take out this girl quickly.**roll for tealaserin**>taking 2nd
rolled 97 = 97>>19787808Chargan
rolled 14 = 14>>19787808FINALLY
rolled 58 = 58>>19787808BEEEEEEMU
>>19787820>>19787824Exact wrong order.
rolled 58 = 58>>19787824>>19787820OH HOW I WISH WE COULD CHANGE PLACES.>IM GOING TO SMOKE...
>>19787824The concentrated liquid is blocked by a similar stream of coffee.This catches you off-guard and forces you to dodge as the coffee beam blasts the wall behind you.Susan, using this moment of distraction pulls out the spike pinning her to the wall and uses it to attack the girl."YOU CUNT! WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?!"The hardened metal spike takes out most of the tentacles that were coming out of the girl's sleeve before one of the large robotic arms on her back bends down to pluck it from her hands."Susan! Calm down!" you call out as you move in to assist your twin."NO! NOT UNTIL THIS FUCKING WHORE CURES YOU!" She shouts as she pulls out a sword and begins to push back the girl.Something's wrong, she's not acting like herself.[ ]stop her[ ]see where this goes.
>>19788029>[ ]stop herI do not understand what's going on.
rolled 45 = 45>>19788029[ ]see where this goes.Hoping for lesbionics
See where this goes.
>>19788029Stop her.Show concern for her. Nothing like misconstrued concern to give a yandere a boost.
>>19788029See where this goesShe isn't going to lose and she isn't going to knock her out yet
>>19788029[x]see where this goes.
>>19788029[ ]stop herwe need to hold her back and politely demand our opponent to undo whatever she did to us before this gets out of hand.
[ ]see where this goes.I have the most appropriate boner right now.
>>19788029'Kraus, are you recording this?'
>>19788029[x]see where this goes.Berserker rage is good for offensive operations.
>>19788029You decide to see where this goes.If she does step over the line, then you'll stop her."WHERE IS THE CURE?" She demands as she destroys one of the robotic arms, specifically, the one with the donut launcher on it.Her opponent says nothing and tries to impale her with spikes.Susan dodges them easily and dispatches of the rest of the tentacles coming out of the girl's robe."WHERE IS THE FUCKING CURE FOR HIM?"She sweeps the girls leg and she falls backwards.Susan straddles her and pins her down.She begins to tear the red robe off in-search for this cure."WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS IT?" The robe falls away, revealing a lithe figure wearing a school uniform."HAHA. THIS IS NICE." Kraus comments as you watch. "WHY DON'T YOU JOIN THE TWO OF THEM? MAYBE TAKE YOUR TOP OFF.""Not now Kraus." you warn him."OKAY, JEEZ. YOU ARE ONE FUCKING KILL JOY YOU KNOW? ANYWAY, IF YOU NEED THE RECORDING OF THIS, JUST ASK ME LATER."The girl, now stripped of her robe and weapons tries to fight back.But Susan's keeps her pinned down."GIVE ME THE FUCKING CURE, OR I SWEAR ILL KILL YOU IN THE REAL WORLD." she says coldly with her sword to the other girl's neck.ROLLEMTaking the 4th
rolled 5 = 5>>19788188WOAH SHIT BITCH CALM YOUR TITS
rolled 1 = 1>>19788188
rolled 15 = 15>>19788210For once I'm happy we're doing "take the xth roll"
rolled 79 = 79>>19788218One more
rolled 64 = 64Fuckit.
rolled 67 = 67>>19788188yess yess.
rolled 7 = 7>>19788222Not bad
>>19788222Nicely done, and with trips, too.
>>19788222The girl speaks for the first time since the encounter."Okay, okay. I'll give you the cure. Don't want you interrupting my work later."She gingerly pushes away the blade at her neck and and reaches into her skirt's pocket. She pulls out a vial of blue liquid and hands it to Susan."Have him drink that. That should fix things."Susan gets off her and head to you with the potion."H-here." she says as she places it in your hand."Thanks. Hey, you alright now?" You ask her."Y-yeah."You pop the seal on the small glass container and drink the serum inside.You change back into a guy as Susan watches.As you shake yourself to check if everything that should be dangling was, you see the girl with glasses reach down for one of her discarded weapons.With a grin, she aims it at you and pulls the trigger.>rollemConsidering the first 5 rolls
rolled 1 = 1>>19788222NICE.>ROLLING FOR ANAL CIRCUMFERENCE
rolled 33 = 33>>19788325Dodgan and rollan
rolled 95 = 95>>19788327>pomf
rolled 71 = 71>>19788325
rolled 59 = 59>>19788325>>19788327Shit.
rolled 13 = 13>>19788327Welp no other rolls will matter now
rolled 65 = 65>>19788325Glocknade
rolled 77 = 77>>19788327NOT NICE.>ANAL CIRCUMFERENCE.
>>19788327Your tripfag privileges are revoked.
>>19788366Lookout has been rolling like that for ages and no one has ever managed to stop himDrunky is just taking his average down
rolled 88 = 88>>19788366Don't be silly. Now he's truly one of us.
rolled 95 = 95>>19788366I AM TOO DRUNK TO HAVE MY PRIVILEDGES REVOKED.
>>19788378>>19788372You already got the one where it counts, go you have to keep wasting these good rolls when they'll do us no good?
>>19788397Yes. Because it doesn't matter.
rolled 59 = 59>>19788397I AM TOO DRUNK TO CARE ABOUT THINGS LIKE WHATEVER YOUR TALKING ABOUT.
rolled 76 = 76>>19788419I MISSPELLED YOU'RE
>>19788371>>19788372It's not because of his rolls. It's because he's a nuisance. I AM TOO DRUNK FOR THISI AM TOO DRUNK FOR THATI hope you puke all over your keyboard. Selfsage for griping.
>>19788327The Sunder-ray was a prototype at best.Something not really cleared for combat.The lenses that were jury-rigged on it, the unstable beam, everything on it was experimental.Now, the drop is suffered earlier would have been nothing if the gun was fully finished, if it were more robust.But that small drop shook one of the lenses out of place.This small deviation, this tiny change to the beam combined with the way that the Bureau simulator worked produced an unimaginable result.The black beam the raygun emmited wasn't normal.Sure, it wasn't a normal weapon to begin with, but this.. this was different.The last thing Susan heard was your scream as you were ripped apart atom by atom.----------------------------------------------------------------------Ludvig Stahl was a scientist.He was, but not anymore.He said that he could, if given the chance, single-handedly change a whole dimension.But now, he's not to be given that chance.Now, he's stuck fetching cola and sandwiches for that hack Edison.[x]reload
rolled 76 = 76>>19788458I NEVER PUKE ALL OVER MY ANYTHING.EVER.>IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER, TOMORROW IM NOT GOING TO BE DRINKING.>BECAUSE I'M GOING TO BE TRYING THOSE MARINOLS I'VE BEEN SAVING.>>19788472NICE
>>19788458Please grow some thicker skin on your girly forebelly.I hope you become the victim of involuntary sexual intercourse.Polite sage for stop being a fuckwad.
>>19788472Pretty much what i expected
>>19788472Damn. If I were Gai/Kyon/Ikusa after that one, I'd be reaching for them beads faster than Hayate in a time stop.
"YOU CUNT!" Susan turns as soon as she sees what the girl was doing through her reflection in your eyes.She pulls out her Dustbuster and absorbs the red beam that sprang out of the strange weapon."YOU FUCKING DIRTY CUNT!" She throws back the now amplified beam and hits the strange girl square in the chest.Ludvig Stahl is out.------------------------------------------------------------She stood there panting, the Dustbuster still held firmly in her hands."That'll *pant* SHOW *pant* YOU!" Susan tells the empty space with venom in her voice.You place a hand on her shoulder and say,"Calm down. It's over now."She turns to you and puts away her weapon, "I just don't want anyone to hurt you."She emphasized this by hugging you.
>>19788472>ends up a lunch drone>not torn apart by crazy yandere SusanIshiggy
>>19788530"What's got you so worried all of a sudden? You were fine back at Ryuu's."
>>19788530It's ok, I'm ok, thank you for caring so much about me.Give her a strong hug.
>>19788530Don't worry, I'm fine see. It's not like someone controlling our lives rolled a natural 1, causing me to get torn apart atom by atom. Now let's go kick the shit out of that hack Edison.
NEXT TIME ON MSQ:Menlo ParkNew thread at 2200 4chan time.
>>19788530So we now have a yandere twin / copy from another timeline.WonderfulHopefully it wears off once we finish the sim or we can slap stahl upside the head and get him to fix it
rolled 33 = 33>>19788548NEXT TIME WITH DRUNK GUY:MARINOL>GETEXCITED.JPEG>SLEEPYTIME NOW. WAY TOO LATE.>WAY TOO EARLY FOR SLEEP THOUGH...
rolled 41 = 41>>19788598THE NEXT LINE OF THAT POST IS SUPPOSED TO SAY:>IM GLAD MY WINDOWS ARE COVERED.IM TOO DRUNK AND TIRED TO 4CHAN.FAP THEN SLEEP.>OR MAYBE TOO DRUNK FOR FAP.GOOD AFTERNOON EVERYBODY.OR GOOD EVENING.>WHATEVER~
>>19788597Why fix it if it ain't broken?
>>19791506Because Susan might decide she wants Hayate all to herself and bump off our twin Engels and then the other girls??
Guys, I just want to say this REAL QUICK since I'm still backlogging.The pregnancy scare in thread 54 could have been McNgaf, for the prank war.Sakamoto didn't come with us the first time and they apparently had two months to plan and plot. Probably would be easy enough to get Sakamoto in with a bribe of alcohol.Just saying because it seems no one thought of it in that thread.
>>19792848Nah. We know what happens. Just keep reading.
>>19793083I thought it unfortunately wasn't. Would have been damn great.After, Sakamoto comes to find us "Oh yeah, the guys wanted me to give you this now." then hands us a plate inscribed with '4-2'.LG missed a good joke. And a good reason to bring the prank war to the front.
Also, has LG officially stated that our teleport is no longer time stop + bunny mode?Since that's what he said it was when he introduced it, even saying that we're bound to the restrictions of such teleporting.Nobody ever treats it as such, not even LG(it doesn't drain time stop or bunny mode).
>>19793481It is still tied to the watch, which is why we can't safely use it currently.
>>19793481He said last thread it still requires the watch, and if we wanted to use it, it'd require a roll.