>GMing Unknown Armies in University RPG society game>5 players, 3 guys 2 girls, only one guy is new to the group>Character get genned - usual selection of concepts, new guy creates drug dealer>Game going well, new guy is stocking up on all sorts of drugs so he can become a Narco-Alchemist and make elixirs and shit>"GM, can I get hold of Rohypnol?">Oh shit - "Why do you want that, new guy?">"I want to put it in the drinks of the female PCs so I can rape them">wtf.jpg>one of the girls in the group is a rape survivor>"Sorry, but I'd rather not cover that sort of stuff in this game, as I know some people here will be uncomfortable with it.">"But there's nothing wrong with it - why won't you let me play my character?">"I've just explained why we aren't going to deal with stuff like that, and yes, there's a hell of a lot wrong with rape.">"Not really, women deserve it">Rape survivor leans over - "How about I bend you over right fucking now and ram something up your arse, see how you like it">New Guy gets offended about being threatened with rape>ORLY?>Tell him to get the fuck out of my game
>First game I finally got together and am DM'ing>Traditional 3.5>Everyone is high school buddies>Glance over backstories>No mary-sues in sight>Rogue and Ranger have linked backstories, pretty legit>Start game>Everything already goes to shit when the Rogue and Ranger just smoke weed in game>Try to have them focus on the game>They're too busy talking about their "Wacky" antics>Stalling the FUCK out of the game>Everyone's had fun with it at first but they just kept going>Other players attempt to do stuff IC>Other players warn them to cut that shit out and focus on the fucking game >They ignore their warnings>They just end up killing the two of them>They get pissy>Everyone tells them to re-roll and just keeps going>They leaveFunny thing was, they were straight-edge as hell IRL.
>>19769356This can't be real.This isn't real.>>19769462>high school>straight edgeThat explains it. I was like that too. Then I tried alcohol and smoking and decided I don't like either. Now I'm straight edge again.
>>19769488OP here, and no, seriously, it was real.I wish it wasn't, because it's fucking messed up, but I swear it on the God-Emperor that it happened.
>>19769525It's stories like these that make me wonder how my groups so far in life have only been good people. I obviously need to go to GenCon and my faith in my fellow man.
>>19769356>"Not really, women deserve it"So there's still people who dare say things like this around women ?I wonder what was his motive, and what result he expected.
>>19769568People as stupid as that literally cannot think five seconds into the future.
>>19769568Some people have biases that are so ingrained that they simply cannot imagine anyone else believing otherwise. He probably expected the female players to agree with him.
Threads like these make me glad the only group I've ever been in is a few of my friends from high school. They're shitty sometimes, but it gets so, so much worse. Thanks /tg/
I think this is the first time I've seen a That Guy story about Unknown Armies.Somehow that unnerves me more than a hundred stories about hermaphroditic furry half-demon keyblade wielding Mary Sues.
>DMing a 3.5 game. >Reasonably good bunch of players. >One guy who I don't know so well is playing a character who seems to be a borderline self-insert, but I let it slide. >A few sessions in, trouble begins. >Guy who I barely know begins to exhibit That Guy behavior. >He requests that I let him break a small rule for some reason. Can remember what it was, just that it would obviously let his character become overpowered if I let it slide. >I don't let him. >He gets huffy and accuses me of being a rules lawyer and accuses me of playing favorites because I let another player break a different rule for different reasons.>Later, he brings in a prestige class he made and asks if I can let him play it. >I refuse, since the prestige class is clearly A) overpowered, especially 5 levels in, and B) obviously perfectly tailored for his character, requisites and all. >He accuses me of singling him out because another player was using a prestige class they have made. I told him that he could use it if he let me tweak it a bit, but then he got even more pissy and said that he didn't really care anyway.
>>19769689>Later on still...>That guy exploits loophole in the rules with a number of feats allowing him to gain ridiculous ability bonuses and bonus spells. >I tell him that he can't. >He bitches, telling me that I can't tell him no because it's perfectly within the rules. >I tell him that it's obvious that he's attempting to exploit an inconsistency in the rules to become more powerful than everyone else. >He bitches and whines. Another player tells him that what with this, the prestige class, and the rule-breaking request, he is evidently just interested in making his character more powerful than other people's. >He leaves, saying that it's "evident that we have no interest in playing the type of campaign he's into". >And nothing of value was lost.
Threads like this make me feel good about myself.Sometimes I think I'm sort of That Guy for either tricking PCs out of their money, derailing the GM by building crazy shit, or just generally being a man whore for fantasy ladies. But at least I'm not some terrible waste of space like the assholes in these threads.
>>19769568He was an asspie, but I wanted to give him a chance, but then he done goofed.>>19769545Thankfully, he's pretty much the only one person who I've had a problem with. Everyone else I game with, I've known for years, so it's all cool with them.
>>19769695>"evident that we have no interest in playing the type of campaign he's into". Well, yeah.Did he say it all snarky-like, as if you were bad people for not wanting to go full LOLPUNPUN?
>>19769689>You're s-so fu-full of yourself. Geez it's not like I wanted y-you to mess with my prestige class. >B..baka!
>>19769729Pretty much, yeah.
>>19769730Nah, bro. He's not tsundere, he's just a munchkin faggot.A true tsundere wouldn't have stormed out because they were having badwrongfun.
>>19769750What a shame.
A question I've been wondering about for a while now. Is it technically powergaming if you intend to bring the whole party along for the ride?I once took some crazy ideas I heard on /tg/ and put them together to try to build an apparatus of Kwalish into a space ship and basically fly around the setting sucker punching dragons after we'd one shotted the bbeg's castle.GM called overpowered even though I had a few other players who wanted in on it. Fighter for helmsman, Rogue for comm's officer/diplomatic adviser, warden for chief of security and so on.So long as everyone else in the group is also going for the massive derail, is anyone really THAT GUY?
>>19769356>one of the girls in the group is a rape survivorYou mean a rape victim. Rape is a crime and someone it's committed against is a victim of that crime. It's not something potentially lethal that one may or may not survive.>New Guy gets offended about being threatened with rapeThat's a bit of a difference between thinking certain people deserve rape and threatening to rape someone there and then.
>>19769793I would more say that you are probably going to upset the DM quite a bit. Technically you'd all be THAT GUYs from his perspective.>>19769806Let's not get into this.
>>19769701I'm an assburger and It's the first fuckin time I'm insulted about something told about that shit on 4chan.The guy is just an asshole, If he is really an asperger, he is an asshole with a psychiatric condition.
I usually defeat THAT guy by being a bigger THAT guy. I get the go-ahead from my group or friends (if i'm doing it in warhams) and I stage the biggest clusterfuck for them in tabletop RPGs to harass them (and use extremely beardy lists in 40k).For the good of all, someone has to.
>>19769356>If a girl kicks a guy in the balls, it's probably ok.>Player asks the DM for his character to be "like this, or else" and doesn't accept what is correct to happen.>Player is denied one of his weapons in game.>Boobs win he fight again.>All of them want to be called "roleplayers", still if raped then "oh noez, it's like raping me".
I had a player who constantly made annoying pop-culture references IC. No, really. He would quote Family Guy, or make a 300 reference, and then laugh like an idiot. Fortunately, he stopped because I told him that if he didn't can it, I would have the other players hold him down, force feed him his character sheet, and then kick him out of the game. Another time I had a player who could never play a class or race from the player's handbook. His excuse was because it would make a "generic" character. He always had to be a class from one splatbook or another. He even avoided spells from the PHB if he could help it (though feats weren't a problem, thankfully). It probably won't surprise you to find out that he wasn't a good roleplayer.
> That guy begins game with moderately roleplaying based characters.> That guy makes a Ravnos with 5 in chymistry and keeps cheating on his infinite willpower.> ST does not tell him anything cause she got no guts.> My character dies.> Reroll as Malkavian with 5 Dementation.> Profit?
>Running Werewolf: The Forsaken for half a dozen guys I'm friends/acquaintances with>Fairly awesome characters, game is pretty fun>One guy's character ends up getting a girlfriend, was a girl he'd saved from some Spirit Hosts>"I want to take her out for a meal, and then take her back to my place">seemslegit.jpg>"Can we roleplay the sex?">"Erm... no, it'd be better just fading to black">"But I wanted to turn to Wolf Form half way through, see if she's into that">OHSHITFURRYDETECTED.gif>He gets up to go grab a drink>Totally has a fucking boner from thinking about having wolf-on-human sex>Character's girlfriend gets used in plot and killed by Pure next session>No furry sex for you
Hey, wannabe thread shitter? Can you take it to the thread that's currently going full-retard about some cartoon instead of causing feminism wank too? That would be fantastic.
>>19769875Hey now, it might not be furry. Could just be one of those fuckos that fap to bulldogs and humans fucking instead, which is a lot more gross.
>Have good gaming group, usually.>It's a little mixed, I've got two power gamers, two hardcore RP guys. Its actually the RPers who often cause issues by getting bitchy at the power gamers killing people who are obtuse or difficult (the PCs failing a sense motive check usually means heads are going to roll)>I can deal with all that, the issue is when one of my player drinks.>I have no problem with alcohol, and we have our beer and pretzels casual game nights, and I even have a beer while DMing because it loosens me up.>Trouble is when this player has a beer, he suddenly tries to become the comedian, forgetting anything funny in D&D happens organically>And when he's not getting any laughs, he has another beer.>Which sends him moody, usually at the fact he's not rolling well, or combat isn't moving quick enough.>So while he's waiting, he'll have another beer. By which point he's unable to play the game on any sensible level, forgetting what dice to roll, not knowing how to make a skill check.>By this point he's slowing the game down to a crawl, everyone gets tired, and what would normally be a 4 or 5 hour gaming session has been reduced to 2, 2 and a half hours, and dammit we get one night a fortnight!
>>19769875I dunno why everyone shies away from roleplaying sex. We were all 20+ sociable people in my WoD campaign of 2 years and we used sex as just another thing. My character was a bit of a hedonist and my ST trolled me by writing up an STD table to see if I catch anything from any random girl I manage to pick up at clubs.We all had a good laugh when my character contracted HIV. When the story faded to black for the second part (15 years later.. etc), he told me "you have to spend this much xp to progress to 8th level demon to gain immunity to diseases or roll a new character"Classy motherfucker.
>>19769793No, your DM was just an idiot.
>>19769793You turned D&D into Rogue Trader. If I was your DM I would buy everyone a round.
>>19769943You specifically mentioned a "fade to black". What that weirdo was talking about was going into all the details, like this was a fucking porno. I don't care who you are, whenever someone wants to roleplay the whole sex scene, it tends to be really fucking awkward for everyone else.
>>19769943People shy away from roleplaying sex because its what you're comfortable with. In the same way don't share my sex life with my parents, and the worst conversation of my life was my Dad awkwardly asking me what contraception I was using while we were driving, I personally wouldn't want to role play sex with my gaming group. It's just what people are comfortable with.It is weird though, I mean I once had to basically pull some players aside out of game and hint that it might not be amazingly prudent to talk about the exact details of our god-killing, demon-pact making excursion to the outer planes with another players highly conservative, very christian girlfriend present, who was visibly uncomfortable.
>>19769943Did you even read the post? That guy was trying to turn the game into a fapfic about his werewolf raping someone.
>>19769981The only fade to black we did was the part where we finished the first story arc's hook and the second act started, which was 15 years in the future.We did go into sex details but we took everything in stride and incorporated amusing consequences. At one point we were in a demon's "lair" and my character got ambushed by a futa succubus. I failed some rolls and I got sodomized for half an hour.everyone laughed at me and the ST, after he stopped laughing at my misery, gave me a half-movement speed debuff for an in-game day due to walking funny.Shit just wasn't awkward for any of us, and we're sociable people who mostly all have girlfriend or had at some point. None of that stereotypical anti-social neckbeard shit I keep hearing about.I do agree it doesn't fit for a lot of people though. You really have to have a certain bro-only group to allow this without any hitches.
>>19769806But the girl who threatened him with rape was among "certain people" that deserved it according to him.
>>19770034Oh no, doing that shit is out of the question. The sex itself i'm personally a-ok with.
>>19770029We have two girls and a guy in our gamegroup that routinely browse /d/. Then, we have another two girls and a guy that don't do any of that stuff. It's always funny seeing half the group do some crazy shit, and then the "innocent" side which ignores the shenanigans or distracts themselves.
>>19770036>we're sociable people who mostly all have girlfriend or had at some point."We are too normal! Some of us used to have girlfriends!">You really have to have a certain bro-only groupPic related.
I run a werewolf game for a mixed sex group that fully details the running of a caren, even down to the breeding of kinfolk and intergration of ferals to human life and vice versa. Problem?
>>19770082mock it all you want, I just happen to have bros who are sociable yet don't bat an eyelash to certain "taboo" things. I don't expect /tg/ to understand but fuck it, who cares.
>>19769356>rape survivorHahaha, no. Rape victims.
>>19770109>Rape victimHahaha, no. Unwilling Sperm Recipient.
>>19770100It's really not hard to explain.I don't want to hear about how Carl fucked Sally last night, and I sure as fuck don't want to listen to how Bjorn the Conqueror is going to fuck the poor, busty barmaid.That's the extent of why I don't like sex being described in the games I participate in. It's just not what I came for. I came for magic and dragonslayin', not 50 Shades of Grey as read by Gilbert Godfrey.
>>19770100I'm jelly, I never had any "bros". I just hung out with girls my entire life. So now I'm in a strange in-between where I'm too awkward to participate in male conversation, but am not too fond of female mannerisms and general conversation flow. I've always wanted a good male friend, or group.
probably, honestly, one of my only run-ins with that guy, well, ever. >be 17-18, played warhams for a year and a few. >playing at FLGS with crew. new guy in stor, balding, heavyset, 40's. >Asks If I want a game. say sure. >says ok, he'll be right back and he gets to arrange terrain. > ... o....k. bit weird, but I'm second best in the store, no worries. >comes back with 3e space wolves (this is years ago) 2 demolishers, couplea dreads, las/plas/razorback grey hunters. >arranges terrain in straight line down center of table with one gap. "ok, this side is difficult, this side is impassable">LOLNOPE. Pick up army. he whines about 'spoiled kids'.>Later spot him in nearby LGS playingpokemon or however it's spelled, rofflestomping 8 year olds and looking smug.
>>19770148Fair enough. I DID say it's not cool for just anyone. Just saying the guys I played with were cool about it.
>>19770148>50 Shades of Grey as read by Gilbert Godfrey.My body is ready.
>>19770040So? Talking about your views on what people morally should or should not receive doesn't justify threats of violence.In fact, by doing so she also trivialised her own rape, making it a form a punishment that some people deserved, exactly as he had done.
>>19770100>mock it all you want, I intend to.>I just happen to have bros who are sociable Being 'sociable' doesn't make your games about rectal prolapse for comic effect any less skeevy.>who cares.Apparently you do, or why retort?
>>19770168I'm sad to hear that man. I wish you lived here in Malta, i'd buy you a beer and you can take all the time you want to get comfortable. when you feel like you're ready, I'd introduce you to some awesome bros and fix you up right good.I do this because i've kinda been in your position and I would've loved to have someone just go the extra mile to gimme a helping hand.
>>19770109OP already got called out on that, up here >>19769806>>19770146Hahaha, straw man.
>>19770173I'm mostly posting my reasoning, and I figure it's probably true for most of /tg/, which may be why you'll catch so much flak for it.
>>19770232My fucking sides!
"Survivor" might not be the word I'd use, but its certainly more empowering than "Victim." A survivor sounds like someone who had something terrible happen to them, and managed to get their life back on track. A victim sounds like someone who is still suffering from the terrible thing.sage for irrelevance.
>>19769806>>one of the girls in the group is a rape survivor>You mean a rape victim.why does that even matter? was there much point in correcting OP?
Playing 2ed Marvel Superheroes, more than a decade ago. Players are informed to check out the local Hot, Hip, Happening Dance Club, for Evil is Afoot. Whole team decides to go to club and investigate - except New Guy, who declares his character is going to get food. I ask him, "are you sure you don't want to go to the club with the team?" He replies, "Nah, I want to go get food". He goes to late night pancake place - encounters Canon Marvel Super Villian and picks a fight. Needless to say, it was a short one, consisting of horribly OP'd npc beating the ever loving snot out of New Guy's pc. I tell him "next time, pay attention to the plot", he replies "why?"
>>19770208>you can take all the time you want>get comfortable. >when you feel like you're ready, >fix you up right good.>go the extra mile >gimme a helping hand.Is there going to be some sort of oily massage involved at some stage of this process?
>>19770289If you really need it, I'd do it for you, bro.
>>19770232>>19770232>>19770232>>19770232The Best The Best The Best
gee its awfully /v/ today
>>19770302Congratulations, you are That GM.You know, the one who regards players as some sort of bipedal oxen to be steered in the right direction by beating them around the head with a stick.
Roleplaying sex can actually be pretty cool>My best friend is playing a drunken, filthy dwarf barbarian with hand sharpened teeth>We manage to find the worst inn the most expensive city in the world has to offer>It is called the broken shack, and it is litterally about to fall down>There are two rooms with a pile of hay in each>The innkeeper and owner is an old, disheveled, broken man who is sure to lose everything>We recently came into a sum of money and magic items, including a flying carpetHere's where it really starts>The barbarian goes off to find a whore>Finds the most expensive whore he possibly can>Ridiculously expensive whore is led to the broken shack. Her price would buy the shack 150 times over.>Takes her up to his room, and lays down the carpet>Rolls to see if he rocks her world, rolls a 20>The Shack is shaking uncontrollably, and all the white lightning is knocked from the shelves>Speaks the command word for the carpet>It begins to float a foot above the groundWhore: "W-what the fu-"Barbarian:"The Earth... She MOVES!">Proceeds to fly into the common room>Flying around, continuing to do exactly what he paid to do>The Innkeeper has a heart attack, dying shortly thereafter
>>19770294Misleading language like that stops people thinking about things objectively. It's important to correct it.
>>19770302Oh, I get it. You're actually the guy who went to go get food, and you're telling the story of a "That GM" by pretending to be him and giving his dumbass dickbag fucked up aspie point of view. I like it.
>>19770302Part of me seriously wants to think it was Doom that he picked a fight with.
>>19770378Get back to your hugbox, aspie.
>>19770340>cape rp>not railroadingAre you stupid?
>>19770409I think he's actually a misogynist pretending to be an aspie. I bet he doesn't actually correct any other instances of 'misleading language', only ones which suit his politics.
>>19770403Dude.....I thought the exact same thing. Not even the first villain I think of when I think marvel, but for some reason, his iron-and-green-caped ass just popped up, hunched over on a stool trying to enjoy a cup of coffee.Are you me?
>>19770403The mental image of Doctor Doom ordering pancakes at 2am after a binge is pretty amusing by itself.
>>19770418No, I just believe in railroading players without using a big stick.You can do it with subtle manipulation and letting them think it was their idea to go where the plot is anyway - but in this case, it wasn't necessary. If four players follow the clue and one goes for food, all you have to say is "okay, you're sitting in a diner tucking into a burger, Meanwhile..." and then launch into the scene with the others, where the action is. Any time the guy wants to finish his burger and fly down there, he's free to join in.It's piss-easy, unless:a) Whatever happens at the other location isn't any more interesting than the burger.b) The GM takes it as a personal affront that the player didn't follow his wonderful plot and believes the player must be punished.
>>19770426When I read "horribly OP'd npc" I thought of Galactus before even considering the setting. Doom'd still be funnier.
>>19770409>>19770423I correct misleading language when it's used to confuse an issue. What's aspie or misogynistic about that?
>>19770302Yeah. I'm sorry, but that just sounds awesome. You are not discouraging new guy from doing different stuff by making it actually work like a marvel comic.
>>19770497You asking that question is itself enough to prove your aspergers.
>>19770232i'm crying from laughing so much
>>19770510No he's right. Saying rape survivor in the first place was using confusing language to confuse the issue and make it seem more serious than it really is.
>>19770497How is it confusing? As an actual, honest pedant, I can tell you that both terms are equally and perfectly accurate.
>>19770544Aspie's samefagging now
>>19770544>make it seem more serious than it really is.I don't even
>>19770544>No he's right.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy9dW-pXv_c#t=15m25s
>>19770556Samefagging samgefag is samefagging again.
>>19770497You are Richard Littlejohn and I claim my five pounds.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGAOCVwLrXo#t=4m51s
>>19770576wtf am I looking at?
>>19770369Well, I thought it was funny.
>>19770423>misogynist pretending to be an aspie>>19770544>make [rape] seem more serious than it really is.Told ya.
I don't know if this qualifies or not, but I've never told this story before and it seems like a good opportunity.>Be last September>Starting off in college for the first time>There was no DnD groups or any such shit in my old school, and after lurking /tg/ I really wanted to get into it>I'm in a computing course>Me and a few other guys are talking about the different groups we were thinking of joining>Football, tennis, archery, etc etc>I ask if anyone has seen any groups dealing with Warhammer or DnD or anything>Most of the group just say they haven't>One shithead makes a deal out of it>"HAHAHAHA Dungeons and Dragons? Why would you want to do that, and sit alone in your basement?">I was still trying to "play it cool" like the faggot I was because I didn't want to make myself out as a role-playing gamer in case I got ostracized for it>I say "Well it's not that bad, I mean you're playing with a group of people, it's gotta be pretty sociable" >"Not likely, a bunch of sweaty nerds playing on their computers">"What? It's not a computer game, it's a board game, you play with other people in the same room">"Yeah, probably a computer board game">mfwAfter that we just dropped the subject, still never found any groups to join though.
>>19769875You could have just rolled a Lunacy check. It's in the rules that anyone who sees a werewolf transform freaks the fuck out and runs away screaming as fast as possible.Often times I find that it's better to let the players have their wish and then hit them with the worst possible consequence then stamp you feet and declare a GM fiat.
>>19770617This whole thread is samefagging.Every post is from the same IPEven this one
>>19770631He knew EXACTLY what it is and was trying to pretend he didn't.
>>19770647Wait - does that mean - am I you?
>>19770664Oh goddammit, /tg/ figured out we're all the same person again.
>>19770664We are all you and me.
>>19770680Are you saying I like dudes?
>>19770664We are one.We are many, we are none.I art thou, thou art me.
>>19770692You will be blessed when making Personas of the Samefag Arcana
I know this is a "haw haw awww you guise" moment for you, but unless you've got a THAT GUY story... let's move lonag.
>>19770692lololol anonymous is legion
>>19770647Every post is from the same poster.We're all just figments of your imagination.Please wake up.
>>19770716Who the fuck is Lonag?Sounds like a dick
>>19770724>forgetting about persona
>>19770713Do you think dealing with /tg/ actually helps to improve your social links? I mean, god, not even the Hermit.
I am Alpharius.
>>19770757Nah, it just improves Academic.I'm trying to fuck Mitsuru asap.
>>19770791>Still going after humans>not just maxing Aegis' social link>2012Seriously dude.not really, Mitsuru is best human girl.Also, sage because this thread got way out of line.Sorry OP
>>19770791>Nah, it just improves Academic.HAHAAHHAHAHAA
>>19770791just stop this now you angry furry man child
completely off topic, but i wanted to cheer up /tg/ brosA father was sitting at the table with his two daughters, Petal and Fridge.Petal said, "Dad, why is my name Petal?"Her dad answered, "Because a flower petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born."Then Fridge said, "HUURRGRRUWAHGUWAAAAAH!"
>>19770844Goddamnit /tg/, I was trying to fap now i'm laughing so hard I lost my boner.
>OP HereShame about the arguing over samefagging and wording of posts...I'm off to bed now guys - keep posting up more greentext stories, I want to read them when I wake up!
>>19770844Was Fridge's middle name Haggard?
Aaaand /tg/ derails again. I swear to god, this entire board is made of orks. It only does what it's supposed to half the time, other times it doesn't do shit, blows up, or everyone just up and WAAAGHS for no reason.Buncha Gits yo ar
not a "that guy" story...just something that was funny as hell that happened to us lastnight in a pathfinder campaign.primal magic is everywhere. some places it's higher than others.>lv 7 group facing cr16 daemon while using a special amulet and sacrificial scape goat(an npc)>supposed to get daemon to low hp and the scape goat was going to kill himself and the daemon so we could open a gate to another plane>witch cast spell and has to roll for primal magic chance(5or lower on d20)...rolls a 3. roll on chart..there is now 80 glowing tiny centipedes>next round, witch cast a different spell and then rolls for primal magic(dc2...rolled a 1)....roll on chart..."pick 2 random targets, one to be weilder, other the target, then roll on rod of wonders chart">dm rolls d100. 1-80 in centipedes, 81-100 is the rest of us(in daemons and npc)...weilder is centipede, target is daemon.>6d6fireball dc 15 reflex for half...daemon has like 10 hp now...rolls a 1 on reflex and diesA FUCKING 1/8 CR Centipede got the kill on a CR16 daemon!!!!!!also we didn't get to open the portal...all those souls we were supposed to save might be gone...including the PC Maguc
>>19771131Someone's always gotta start shit, man. God forbid any fun is had.
>>19770844I don't like that version of the joke that much, it foreshadows a bit too much.I preferA little girl goes up to her mother and asks "Mommy, mommy. Why am I named Rose?""Because when you were a little baby a rose petal fell on your forehead and we named you Rose."Another little girl, this one younger, goes up to her mother and asks "Mommy mommy. Then why am I named Tulip?""Because when you were a little baby an tulip petal landed on your forehead, so we named you Tulip.""HUURRGRRUWAHGUWAAAAAH!""Shut up Fridge!"
>>19771170haha oh wowCentipede gains 8 levels!
>>19771170That centipede better have become the party mascot/DMPC. Did he get class levels from killing that demon?
>>19771241talked to the dm a few mins ago...thinking about making the centipede gain INT 14, grow one size and gain the eschew material feat and gains a lv in wizard...and gains a centipede familiar
>>19771285I suggest Warlock, personally. Because shoot, he just slaughtered a demon, as nothing more than vermin, and ate up his hellish power. Perhaps he inherited a contract from offing the demon and had to fill in for him, becoming a friendly contact for the party in the Hells?
>>19770589>implying saying "women who work as prostitutes" instead of "prostitutes" isn't stupid as hell.>>19770630That wasn't me or aspie or misogynistic.
>>19771484Wrong link. This one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA
>Gilbert speaks in all caps
>Start recruiting players for a Deathwatch game over IRC>One player asks to play an inquisitor out of DH: Ascension>I'm cool with it>Player starts spamming me with his Rob-Liefield-esque shitty art>Hits on me when I tell him I'm going out on my evening 5Mi run>Hits me up for ERP>Start game - his dialogue is ridiculously contrived and terrible, and has shit reading comprehension>One of the players drop out due to timezone conflicts>He calls the drop-out guy the N-word>MFW>Defends himself by saying that he has a black wife, and they call people the N-word all the time just for kicks>Learn that he hit AT LEAST one other player up for ERPThe racist creep goes by the handle Commisar_Vladimir, and his deviantart account is http://roknese.deviantart.com/Be-fucking-wary of this asshole.
>>19771636What's wrong with that? I have a black girlfriend, I call her a nigger all the time. It's a joke, and she gets it. I find it hilarious that all of my white friends flip their shit when I say the word "nigger" or "nigga," especially when around my girlfriend, when she doesn't even bat an eyelid.
>>19771727>What's wrong with that? I have a black girlfriend, I call her a nigger all the time.I know you're trolling, but come on man, try harder.
>>19771769Not that guy, but I have a black friend who calls me a nigger and I call him a nigger sometimes too. I'm also Jewish, and we call each other kikes sometimes. It's posisble that some people just don't get offended as easily as others. Believe it or not, some people are just don't care about name calling. Sticks and stones and all that.
>>19771769No, seriously. People are way too race-sensitive. It's refreshing to just be able to say literally ANYTHING and not have someone freak out because she understands I don't mean a damn word of it.
>>197717270/10, see me after class
>>19771795Do you call random black nigger? Or is it just your friend?Would you feel comfortable calling a white waiter in a restaurant nigger?
>>19771795>I'm also Jewish, and we call each other kikes sometimes.Wow, really? No one's ever called me one. I think it's probably bad that I'm jealous about this.
>>19771795Yes, my close friends call me by racial slurs all the time and I don't give a fuck, but that's not something you can just assume with everyone.>>19771798That's nice between a group of people who are comfortable with one another and understand. Why would you say something like that to a stranger?
>>19771803Yeah?! Well screw you too!...But seriously, I mean if the guy in his story was being serious like "Man, he must be a nigger, stupid nigger, fuck niggers" then I understand why they freaked out over it. But if it's like me and Mr. Kike over there people understand it's not actual racism, it's just a meaningless word.Do you get offended when someone calls you a faggot?
>>19771809>random black people nigger*
>>19771828You know, you're actually right. I forgot that the guy in the story was just a stranger. I was assuming it was more of a 4chan "Everyone is a faggot/nigger" thing.Moving along...
>>19771809>>19771828The only reason I wouldn't call a stranger a slur is because I can't be sure they're comfortable with it. I don't mean to offend anyone when I use slurs, as they're just harmless slurs, and my friends see it this way too. But some people would freak if you said nigger in public. I'm not trying to be some edgy kid going against the system, I'm just saying some of us have no problem with words that others find offensive.>>19771812The first time my one friend made a jew joke, I gasped and pretended to be all offended. The look on his face was hilarious, and I laughed it off and told him I was fucking with him. If you want people to be comfortable calling you a kike or some such, use the word around them. They need to know that you're cool with it. Kinda like how people say that they're "allowed" to say nigger because they have a black friend or whatever.
>>19771865I am right.>>19771911> I'm just saying some of us have no problem with words that others find offensive.I don't find my own dick offensive. Should I walk up and flop it onto your table while you're on a date with someone?
>>19771795That's because you're already friends, so you know it's all just in good fun. With strangers, you don't necessarily have that, you fucking Shylock.
>>19771933Dude, you're completely missing my point. I said I wouldn't just shout slurs in public or at people I wouldn't know. I'm saying I use them with friends I know, and know that they're cool with it. You're kinda blowing the whole thing outta proportion. I'm also not defending the guy who called the no-show a nigger, I'm talking about the call who calls his wife a nigger, cause it seems like she was cool with it.
Well, guess I fucked this thread up. And it was already dying when I fucked it up...Guess I'm a That Guy.
>>19769356Wow. Just... wow.Some people eh?
This whole thread is full of That Guy.
>>19772074That Guy threads are shit from post one. Carry on, Jewbag.
Ahh, That Guy threads. Finally drew me out.In college we had a group that cycled between two talented roleplayers (1 female, 1 male), myself as DM (mediocre at best but they loved me and no one wanted to do the prep work), and a cast of characters who included:- Sexual Harassment Drunkard.- 'One of the Guys' ultra-Feminist Killjoy.And Big Boy Blue. That guy who dressed in blue from head to toe, with stringy unwashed baby-blue hair, a single onesie-like blue jumper, and a heavy fleece dark blue tracksuit.That guy who lived off of Perrier and Pokemon-related lesbian furvert erotica. The kind of guy who lives in 'special housing' due to his psychosis which includes necrophiliac incestuous notions towards his half-sister. That guy who shoved masturbation cups inside of a Tails plush doll due to his obsession with fox-tailed love. That guy who finally broke down every semester and had to be forcibly removed from the premises with piles of his own feces hidden inside five gallon buckets, piss in his Perrier bottles, and mold growing off of his walls.But, ehh, I wouldn't want to hassle you with all of that jazz... Or the stories...
>>19772177YOU CAN'T JUST FUCKING DROP ALL OF THAT ON US AND THEN SAY YOU AREN'T GOING TO TELL US STORIESYOU DID THAT ON PURPOSEANON WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ AND WHY WON'T YOU GIVE ME MORE
>>19772177Luke Plagueson returns?
>>19771636Holy crap this guys gallery is bizarre.
>>19772177WhatThe flying fuck
>>19772177Tell us the story. You gave a plot hook, anon. That means you now have a moral responsibility to give us STORYTIEM.
>>19772177Jesus christ, how horrifying.Yet... so... interesting...
>>19770445>Doom demands chocolate chips, the only pancake additive worthy of Doom!
>>19772158Who are you calling jewbag? I'm the guy who called his girlfriend a nigger.That's the one problem with anonymity. People rarely guess samefags correctly.
>>19772177Give us the story, good man!
>played a Chaotic Evil Drow Rogue>kept trying to kill the elves on the team for being elves>refused to help kill a bunch of Spiders from the Underdark because "Lolth would be mad">never nice to any of the of the NPCs>always tried to instigate chaos in every town, be it getting innocent people in jail, endangering the public, kidnapping children for ransom, letting a Deathwatch Spider nest in the guard tower to kill them.What a fucking chode.
>People arguing over racial politenessSeriously? The only people who get pissed about slurs are people already on edge, people who were ACTUALLY abused at the hands of racists, or people who are offended for other people.The second group is pretty fuckin small these days, ESPECIALLY compared to group three.
>>19772428the guy's a chode for RPing his CE Drow Rogue correctly? Deal with it, sounds like he knows how to play a Drow
Whats the word for a guy in your group that derails the game but makes every encounter far more epic
>>19772468Thing is, why the fuck was he a Drow in the first place?Bad on the DM, but also bad on the player. The other players better have brought him to justice.
>>19772468If a thread from last week is to be believed, a CE Drow Rogue defacing the relics of a cult that seemed to have set up shop in a temple to Lolth, trying to backstab his teammates to sell as slaves to the Underdark, and killing himself to cheat the item/gold whore of the team out of items is apparently being THAT GUY.
>>19772512He ended up killing himself out of fear of his clan finding out he was made into a vampire's slave.I'm glad someone else feels that anyone who plays exotic race is a fucking piece of shit.
>GMing Unknown Armies in University RPG society game>5 players, 3 guys 2 girls, only one guy is new to the group>Character get genned - usual selection of concepts, new guy creates drug dealer>Game going well, new guy is stocking up on all sorts of drugs so he can become a Narco-Alchemist and make elixirs and shit>"GM, can I get hold of Rohypnol?">Oh shit - "Why do you want that, new guy?">"I want to put it in the drinks of the female PCs so I can rape them">wtf.jpg>one of the girls in the group is a rape survivor>"Sorry, but I'd rather not cover that sort of stuff in this game, as I know some people here will be uncomfortable with it.">"But there's nothing wrong with it - why won't you let me play my character?">"I've just explained why we aren't going to deal with stuff like that, and yes, there's a hell of a lot wrong with rape.">"Not really, women deserve it">Rape survivor leans over - "How about I bend you over right fucking now and ram something up your arse, see how you like it">New guy says "Oh god that sounds sooo hot. I have a raging boner just thinking about it.">Rape victim pulls out her dildo and straps it on while telling the new guy to "Drop your pants and grab your toes, I will show you where the wild goose goes.">Everyone else quickly leaves the table as two very disturbed people work out their frustrations >Went better than expected
>>19772517Killing your character out of spite is being "that guy", but everything else qualifies as behavior I would expect from that specific character type. Utterly debased, Lolth-fearing miscreant is the way it's supposed to be.
>>19772531It's not just the exotic race bullshit, it's the fact that he was a race of always CE assholes who, from the sound of it, was completely incompatible with the rest of the group.But I am glad he died.
>>19772177Well then. I guess I have set the hook. So gather all around kids and listen to the tale of Big Boy Blue.Sing, O Muse, of the Great Blue One!Sing, of our battles against his insanityOf blades drawn in dorm roomsOf an attempted ungulate rapeOf death of plush animalsAnd the chaos of a Small Liberal Arts School.I went to a picturesque SLAS in the middle of Bumfuck Nowhere. I am a huge fucking man. Fat, but clean, neckbearded, but (allegedly) smart... And it works for me. I never understood the concept of the Creepy Gamer until I got to college. I mean, In HS we were a bunch of young kids from shitty backgrounds escaping with D&D.You see, at this SLAS, the Roleplaying Clique was actually quite large. However, it was mostly controlled during my days there by a group of weird, neckbeardy guys who were asocial and led by the gamer girls of the campus, who were so DARK and DEEP that they would draw pentacles on their floors in red paint and be really anarchoawesome and..Well, I had a fiancee (I know, I know) and while she was a few hours away I wasn't about to go jump on a hag to get into the games. So I made my way.So I grabbed my gamers from the fringes. A buddy who played Ultimate and drank Bombay straight, and a girl who was always stuck in her little single room.We got together and started gaming... And it was glorious. We played 2e (I was broke and couldn't afford the then-new 3e). We occasionally got members into the game... A roommate here, a girl who saw us drawing on whiteboards in a lab while running a battle, that sort of thing.And then, our Girl Gamer met Big Boy Blue, and my life.. .Was changed.
>>19772468>can do something>should do somethingThese are different. I CAN go upstairs and kill my brother in his sleep with any of the myriad knives in the house, or just steal his MS medicine and smash the containers. Doesn't mean I should. That guy CAN play a drow accurately, as per their depiction in various source materials. However, when this detracts from the fun of every other party member, he's being a self-centered chode.
>>19772177I can tell you that if you tell it now, it'll be a fantastic storytime.I know from the pixels and seeing quite a few storytimes in my day.
>>19772554Would it be "that guy" behavior to kill yourself for being raped by another character? Just curious. One player tried to rape another while they were both drunk, and in a kind-of metagaming way he threatened suicide if the rape was successful (it wasn't).
>>19772577We played a pretty high-attrition game in my over-the-top hurr durr homebrew (the years make your homebrew look shitty), everyone seemed to dig it... Humans, sweeping high fantasy, etc.And Big Boy Blue wanted to play an anthropomorphic fox woman.We had explained the game. We ran through the current storyline (think War of the Five Kings with a Orlando-inspired gender-bending king/queen, ancient dynasties, blah blah blah). And still, the foxwoman. He had a deep story around the foxwoman. The only one of her kind, frowned upon by society, but obsessed with repopulating the earth through her mystic magic shite. She was overpowered in that 2.5/Will and the Way way, tuned up with all sorts of Powers, in a game that wasn't feeling the need to bring Megakinesis into the picture... And she was promiscuous. The guy had created long erotic segues in his discussion of previous lovers, including half of the generals/sorcerers/movers-and-shakers in the setting. Everyone was feeling a need to deep-dick this sweet four-tailed fox lady, and she produced milk even though she wasn't pregnant because LOLPOTIONBREWING.I was once like you. I once believed heavily in Yes And, and improvisation in game. I believe in it again, but it took a lot of gamer therapy to get back to there.... But here I let him in.And the first session began the Great Mary Sue Slaughter.
>>19772540>someone gets raped because someone disapproves of their views>better than expected
>>19772580I'm just saying, the "C" in "CE" does stand for something, you know. If you want a more reserved Char in your group, let it stop at N. Sounds like the group itself was doomed from the start based on its makeup. Elves partying with a CE Drow? Cats and dogs living together! It's madness!
>>19772554From the sounds of it, the item/gold whore was the REAL 'that guy' of the group; constantly taking the best items out of loot for himself under the guise of "I'm a merchant, too, guys" and giving everyone else the scraps. I vaguely remember the guy saying that the gold/item whore (the only good aligned character of the group, mind you) would gladly roll his own teammate's bodies, because they were better off with him.The guy finally got sick of it (and wanted to change characters anyway), so he killed himself. The DM either ruled that his body couldn't be roll out of respect (read: didn't want the item whore taking more shit) or that the items had been taken from the other Drow in the city.
>>19772607I never said he was playing the alignment wrong. I was saying the fact that he decided to do it, knowing full well the implications, is what made him a chode. It's like going into a baseball game in full american football gear and tackling all the players (in complete accordance to the rules of football). It might be fun for you, but the other people are trying to play their own game and you're kind of ruining it.
>>19772594Fut the whack?
>>19772646Fuck that let's all go get some football gear and head to a baseball game. Sounds like fun.
>>19772646Did you, at any point, explain this to him? Did anyone else?If not, then as far as he was concerned, you allowed him to continue roleplaying his CE Drow precisely the way a CE Drow would act.At least he wasn't a Drizz't clone.
>>19772580Actually, our party was predominantly Evil and Unaligned, and he did provide a few laughs and decent support in battle.I just hated the fucker for being both a Drow and CE. I don't care if you're fucking Drizzt himself, if you play either of these, you're 'that guy' in my book.Play a normal fucking character, douchebag.
>That Girl>Came into the group because she's our best player's best friend>It's extremely obvious that she's just using the game as an excuse to have a pretend relationship with her friend. It's fucking creepy>First game with her: Ruined an ostensibly cooperative game of Vampire by selling the whole party except for him out to local hunters and belial's brood. DM thought it was hilarious so didn't kick her out.>Next game ruined: High intrigue political game of L5R. Group gets fucking exiled and hunted down because she guts her friend's arranged fiance in open court. DM, again, thought this made for "fun" gameplay and doesn't do shit.>Chased the only other female player out of the group completely. She just pulled her out of the room one day and the girl never came to another session after that.>Never shares the snacks she brings with us>Never likes any of our ideas>Is extremely standoffish and plain mean>Have to deal with her again this week because DM is just too fucking easygoing to careI'm thinking of quitting.
>>19772594BBB had a friend. Yes, somewhere, someone befriended this unknown beast, and helped him make characters. This sheet was unwieldy as fuck, but I spent half a week pondering over everything, getting it squared up, and saying ehh, let us see how it happens. The first encounter, against something that a party of two (admittedly ‘bumped up’) characters would handily have cleared out ends in death of the foxwoman. This is mostly due to her obsession with ‘milking’ any creature of its ‘potent seed’ for use with her magics. I’m all for unique spell components… But what the fuck? We had a bit of a conversation after the session. By ‘after the session’ I mean ‘as soon as the foxwoman was ‘ruthlessly murdered’ by the ‘viciously overpowered’ group of classical brigands. Lulz ensued (at this point the group had lost 1 PC already, and 1 to an NPC land due to random crit tables (remember those?) We help him to generate a character more ‘fitting’ of the character types. Being a bit of a weeaboo he wants a katana-bearing courtier who wears fox fur, can change into a fox, and has a fox companion.Little did I know… Fuck how little did I know..
>>19772675Okay well then you're "that guy."Fuck you. Hating someone based on their character choice, and not for how they play, is fucking stupid.
>>19772696Quit, then form a group with the other girl.
>>19772646The implications was that the team was out a Rogue (which was promptly replaced by a mage, I believe) and the Item whore whined about not being able to take someone's items. His team didn't mind much that he died, IIRC; he rolled another character that was better suited to where the story had headed.Still not seeing how that makes him that guy.
>>19772675>I just hated the fucker for being both a Drow and CE. I don't care if you're fucking Drizzt himself,I DO NOT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT "BEING DRIZZT" MEANS
>>19772699'That guy' is anyone who makes the game less fun, right?I hate exotic characters and I hate CE players.Therefore, he is "that guy"
>>19772697>Character gets killed in one session.>"Hey, could you, I dunno, make a different character? One more fitting for the group?">"lol kay">Makes the same fucking character, but "different"Jesus Christ, how horrifying...
>>19772718Seems like you would have made the game less fun to him then. So by your definition, you are That Guy.
>>19772706I wish I could, because she was nice and sweet. Unfortunately, I don't even know her number or where she lives, and I'm a shit DM. If I quit, I'll just start playing MMOs or something again.
>>19772718No, your opinions do not a That Guy make.A That Guy is someone who the majority of the group believes is ruining the experience for everyone.a That Guy is NOT "A character I don't like."
>>19772718>I hate fun>Anyone who likes fun is That Guy
>>19772718>'That guy' is anyone who makes the game less fun, right?I'm starting to think YOU'RE That Guy.
>>19772718No, he was playing a character by the books perfectly, and you're saying OMFG NO, GOD DAMMIT NO, HOW DARE YOU BE THIS RACE FUCK YOU, DORF FIGHTER NOW or whatever registers as a "normal" class for you.Why the hell would D&D have exotic classes if no one was allowed to play them?
>>19772738Ask if any of the other sane players would want to quit, and then ask if they know her information.Then play board games or something.
Does anyone else feel like the "advice" of "Every group has 'that guy', and if you don't know who it is, then YOU'RE 'that guy'!" is making people start to be afraid to do anything unique, or is /tg/ very much function over form?
>>19772696>Never shares the snacks she brings with us>I'm thinking of quitting.There, there, fellow fa/tg/uy, it'll be ok.Just kidding, she sounds like a bitch
>>19772675Holy fuck you are a faggot.
>>19772697It turns out the fox is a vixen. And pregnant.Yes. I know now this seems obvious now. I know I should have seen it coming… But the next session brings us a woodsy meeting with the courtier and his fox companion. The character seems balanced and we all have eccentricities. But when the new character began discussing his lady love and their tragic consequences I asked for a history…You see, the courtier was a fox king of this fox kingdom that also turns into humans because fuckmylife. And when he had to leave his fox kingdom to find his fox princess he brought a fox concubine to serve as his personal furry fucktoy when he turned into foxform. And now that his fox princess had died due to brigands he was going to go and kill ALL HUMANS FOR THIS INJUSTICE. Yeah, not so much. I explained that this story wasn’t going to work out after the courtier was killed in the next session. You see, this fox king decided to attack with all of his foxy powers and fight the brigands… But the brigands had backup, and his one man fuckfox frenzy brought down a dozen warriors, blades, and death.I was then sent a long email. In it was described the sad attempt of a normal fox attempting to birth these quarter-human fox-men and included a line discussing the tearing of her uterus and the pain of “her sex being torn stem and root, tearing her belly and spilling the Fox Kings childs onto the forest floor’.Wait… It gets worse.
I think my friend is "That Guy"No matter what we play, as soon as we get into a new town/settlement the first thing he does is look for drugs/alcohol/prostitutesMost of us roll with it since we really don't have anyone else to play with, but if anyone confronts him about it he gets all pissed off and saying that he's roleplaying "like you wanted me to".He's in Navy boot camp now and I'd love to try to play a game without him, if we could just get everyone else to show up...
>>19772718>'That guy' is anyone who makes the game less fun, right?Fucking WRONG, namefag.That Guy is someone whose fun comes at the expense of everyone else's fun, or who degrades the experience for all involved.You hated a roleplayer because he played his role. Beware, lest you become that which you decry.
>>19772759For faggots, otherkin, and furries.How many of YOU play anything other than Human, Dwarf, or Orc?
>>19772777No. The advice is indeed bullshit, but that's not what causes the... what would be the opposite of a special snowflake? Mundane raindrop?Raindrops are pretty boring.
>>19772778It sounds petty, but it's really annoying when you reach for some cookies or some of those little triangle sandwiches and she snatches them up. Of course, her friend is free to eat them all he wants, and I more or less have to go through him to get anything she might bring.
>>19772718stoplikingwhatidontlike.jpgThe guy was roleplaying his character very well, but you're calling him 'that guy' because he wasn't 'normal enough'. Fucking xenophobe idiot - you are clearly the real That Guy.
>>19772428>played a Chaotic Evil Drow Rogue>kept trying to kill the elves on the team for being elves>refused to help kill a bunch of Spiders from the Underdark because "Lolth would be mad">never nice to any of the of the NPCs>always tried to instigate chaos in every town, be it getting innocent people in jail, endangering the public, kidnapping children for ransom, letting a Deathwatch Spider nest in the guard tower to kill them.Isn't this EXACTLY how a drow should behave?
>>19772795>>19772795>>19772795>>19772795>>19772795>>19772795>>19772795>I was then sent a long email.It's like a horror movie, and you just want to tell the poor girl wandering down the alley way to just run the fuck away.
>>19772813>Of course, her friend is free to eat them all he wants, and I more or less have to go through him to get anything she might bring.Do you ever bring anything?
>>19772827Pretty much. At first I was like "player is a douche" but as the GM described more of the story, I was like "oh well you're a douche.">captcha excellent loloya
>>19772845Sometimes. We're all kind of broke so it's shit like Taco Bell or Pringles. It's particularly stinging when we can't have what she brings because it's actually really good, handmade food.
>>19772827This, pretty much. All it's missing is the character development where the Drow begrudgingly begins to respect his partymates; and if he doesn't swap alignment, at least keep the CE prick acts to NPCs.There is absolutely nothing wrong with playing a Drow like that, s'far as I can see.
>>19772795Now, I really needed to get the fuck away from gaming with Big Boy Blue. Desiring to actually get to know what the fuck causes this… issue… I decided to try getting into his mind. Missing Link (my tall, gangly, gin-soaked friend) and I decide to take Big Boy Blue out for dinner on a Saturday.We invite him with little fanfare only to find out that Saturday is an important day for him! He’s turning 2X and wouldn’t it be awesome for us all to go out to a bar and just PARTY HARD?!?! Well, no because I could not legally buy cigarettes at this point, and while the liquor flows on a small campus fake IDs were hard to come by. We settled on a meal at a nice little restaurant in town, a couple bottles of booze copped from our sources, and some chatting.The conversation. Well, we learned that Big Boy Blue’s family was loaded. He had been in school for several years but couldn’t graduate because ‘stuff came up’. He then proceeded to break down and start to tell us about Elizabeth.Elizabeth was his half-sister, who had died several years before. As I look back I think that this was the catalyst from a standard anime fan to Big Boy Blue, as the guy seemed to recall those days as idyllic. And then he began to discuss spirit marriage and how foxes are the carriers of dead virgin souls and we got into the real meat of our conversation.
>>19772838I would like to see that email posted on /tg/.
>>19772813No, that's A-grade bitchery.You bring enough food for you, you bring enough snacks for all, or you LEAVE IT THE FUCK HOME. So yes, you bring you a meal, A-OK. You buy a pizza and share it around, fine. You get a pizza and you and other dude eat it, and you slam the box on everyone else? GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE.Basic rules of hospitality, ffs. Keep it to yourself, or share and share alike. This isn't fucking rocket surgery.
>>19772813I understand man, it just still cracks me up whenever tension over something like food is created, got a good lol from this. Honestly she shouldn't bring food into a group if she wasn't expecting to share. It's such a small thing but people do take it personally.>>19772827CE Drow should have nice, sunny dispositions and handle any situation with rationality and calm, reserved judgement! What a douchebag lol!
>First time playing D&D 3.5 (I'm a 4rry myself).>DM makes us do stupid shit, like roll Spot/Search checks to discern the race of a guard TWO FEET AWAY.>He has a DMPC that is a Half-Drow, Half-Dragon, Undead Werewolf Necromancer. No, I'm not kidding.>Every single dungeon was a bunch of 60' x 60' rooms, all of them empty.>Any time we actually got to fight, his DMPC would murder everything before we could act.Honestly, I never had a high opinion of 3.5 to begin with, but that fucking guy... Oh yeah:>Whenever we ask the god-mode DMPC to help, he says "No," and smokes his weed.>Later on, female player's character and DMPC start to get flirty, taking up half the time. Later turns out they were fucking irl.Seriously, fuck that game.
>>19772865>And then he began to discuss spirit marriage and how foxes are the carriers of dead virgin souls and we got into the real meat of our conversation.Where the fuck do you guys meet these people?
>>19772865>>19772795>>19772697>>19772594>>19772577Dear god...And I thought the Dog-obsessed aspie that occasionally wanders into my LGS was bad....
>>19772896Ugh, dude, it sounds like my high school D&D all over again. Pity you got to experience 3.5 (or any RPG) with a cuss like that. Screw you, That GM.
>First time playing D&D 4e (I'm a 3aboo myself).>DM makes us do stupid shit, like roll Perception checks to discern the race of a guard TWO FEET AWAY.>She has a DMPC that is a Vampire Half-Vampire Werewolf. No, I'm not kidding.>Every single dungeon was a bunch of 12 x 12 square rooms, all of them empty.>Any time we actually got to fight, her DMPC would murder everything before we could act.Honestly, I never had a high opinion of 4e to begin with, but that fucking girl... Oh yeah:>Whenever we ask the god-mode DMPC to help, she says "No," and smokes her weed.>Later on, male player's character and DMPC start to get flirty, taking up half the time. Later turns out they were fucking irl.
>>19772913You find them in the damndest places, that's how.One moment you think you're never gonna see some shi- BAM - your eyes are balls deep in what the fuck before you knew that a social fuckup even ran into you.Trust me, I know. I had one person explain they wanted to be surgically altered into a human sized fox.No, not 2 legged. 4.
>>19772865Alright, so to sum up the “Elizabeth”-Big Boy Blue ‘lovestory’:BBB’s father is a Big Man at a company. You probably used one of their products today. He had a child in a first marriage and then BBB came along with his trophy wife. He was always the misunderstood weird weeaboo kid, but this didn’t prevent his father from showering him with the $40k car we came in (all redone in what color you ask?), or the several years of ridiculously high tuition he burned through, or the stuff in his room (we’ll get to it)… But Elizabeth understood him. They were always good friends, and BBB may/may not have attempted to take this a bit further in his pubescence. From what I understand there may have been an occasion that “Elizabeth”, intoxicated, was… Touched by his personal Blue Man. He claims it was his ‘awakening’ into manhood… This came in a later discussion, but ew.Somewhere a few months later “Elizabeth” was kicked out of the house by BBB’s mother. Why? I don’t know. She turned to booze, and troubles occurred, and she ended up dying due to an accident of some sort.BBB was heartbroken. In his mind her acceptance of his nature and inability to say no to his tender loving made them soulmates. And he would do anything to keep her with him.Anything.
>>19772896Uh, yeah. Fuck that. I would have asked to DM the second I was told there would be a Half Drow/Half Dragon Werewolf Necromancer involved, you're just wasting your time with that dickhead
>>19772956This is getting really good.
>>19772956>Anything.I just recoiled from my monitor.Why am I still reading this?
>Game at Sir Games A lot in Barrie>Well, sorta used to go>Noctorious for A LOT of THAT guys.>Subject 1, CJ>Huge tall orange haired guy who hates all religion except for paganism>Believes he can control fire>FUCKING LOVES Space marines>Will cheat to see his "SUPER SPESCHUL OC" win>Examples of this include:>"No, hes a null, psychic powers don't effect him.">"Oh look, he passed his save, sorry that you couldn't see the dice though">He usually cheats shamelessly, such as claiming that my stormtrooper's LoS is blocked by their own squadmembers just to make sure his super cool dragon marines (Hes most likely a scaly) can live another turn.>Just loves to tell us about his homebrew chapter and go on about how it's more powerful and justified than any of the other factions>"Oh, they totally work with the eldar, tau, and everyone to benefit everyone. They fight for humanity, but hate the imperium"I'll post more, long night and all.
>>19772956I don't know if I like where this is headed.
>>19772577>>19772594>>19772697>>19772795>>19772865Jesus Christ and the twelve Apostles in a handbasket. This just keeps getting worse and worse.I want to know how it ends.
>>19772858>handmade food for her sweetheartIt's just like my japanese animes
>>19772956Urge to punch BBB directly in the mouth building
>>19772966I stopped reading at 'DMPC.'
>>19772966Now this is my utter lack of experience with D&D talking here--I understand why a drow/dragon/werewolf/necromancer is horrible, what I want to know is how the FUCK that's actually possible to roll up.
>>19772956So we go back to his room. Do you know the smell of quick lime like an outhouse?Imagine that. And stale cum. And a perfume that I will not identify but imagine and skanktastic Guidette trash scent. We didn’t want to sit but we both had jackets, it was laundry day tomorrow, fuck it let’s do this.We had purchased a cake for the celebration, and BBB dragged out a large tabletop that he set atop a pile of Papa John’s containers.To this day I cannot eat PJ’s, and I’ll explain THAT interlude later.We break open the bottles (Peppermint Schnapps to go with the cake, and gin and tonics for our favored drinks). We begin to drink, and BBB LOVES the flavor. You see, he’s not allowed to drink due to ‘his condition’… And bursts towards the bathroom after the first couple of shots. He repeats this five times. Drink for five minutes, go into his attached bathroom (a big thing in dorm tech at my SLAS for undergrads), retch, then return. This cake-and-booze binge continues for thirty minutes… And he tells us he just needs to be alone in the bathroom for a bit.We can hear him. He is a vocal member of the Masturbation Guild, and the sound can only be described as a fat man running while covered in grease and moaning over lost love.It is then we begin to look around the room. A large pile of random anime, a very neat pile of anime topped by the largest container of lube I had seen thus far, and a glowing light in his self-supplied vanity bureau.We looked in…
>>19773007Dragons will fuck anything, so I guess half-drow/half-dragon is possible. Werewolf, he contracted lycanthropy. Necromancer, he controls undead. BEING undead? Not a fucking clue.
>>19772983>Also had this one man, we called him shit eating grin>Well, he wasn't a man, more or less a manchild>Played tau, sisters of battle, and dwarves for fantasy>His painting skills amounted to dipping a model in a bucket of paint and blowdrying it before the paint settled>He claimed to have used dollar store paint for his mini's>Can't measure worth shit, his hand jiggles and wiggles like fucking michael j fox, misplaces extra inches all the time>Once did a huge game with him on the otherside>He deepstrikes drones very close to a basilisk, we know it's going to mishap>He starts screaming and stomping his feet as we notify him of this, customers immediately leave the store>He starts bitching about how hard his life is>Decide we'll just break for lunch, pack up my shit>He stays back and snears at us, calling us snakes and cheaters behind our backsI have no clue where these people come from.
>>19773007>drow/dragon/werewolfSimple.Take a drow, tack the half-dragon and werewolf templates on. Give it the necromancer class.You can do this with the 3.5e undead settings book and the monster manual. LA's probably gonna be a bitch then, so I have a feeling he either removed a few or added extra levels to put him 'on par' with the others.
>>19773015>We looked in…Dear god, this is like a Lovecraft story.
>>19773007Drow LA+2, Half-Dragon LA+3, Vampire LA+8, Werewolf 2d8 HD with LA+3(+2 if afflicted)
>>19773007I would just give it a level adjustment of +10 to make it unusable. Let's see, it gets Drow racial traits, it gets a breath weapon, it gets spell levels and it can turn into a marauding lycanthrope. What a fucking stupid PC
>>19773015>We looked in...NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
>>19772956Where we're going, we don't need eyes.
>>19773015>We looked in…Jesus, did the spirit of Luke temporarily possess you guys or something?
It's like a fucking train wreck. It has that horrible fascination that make it impossible to look away
>>19773015>we looked in...
>>19773015You're fucking with us dude, good try but you really let this one go
>>19773015>We looked in…Not today.
>>19773007I am sad at myself for answering this but....>Race: Pic related race + Werewolf template>Class Necromancermy god I know too much about these damn games
>>19773015>We looked in…Oh God no.
>>19773015>We looked in...
>We looked in..
>>19773015The hell we did. Where's my flamer.
>>19773023All-in-all, I know what eventually happened with these two.CJ screamed at an eight year old kid over something and never showed up again and shit eating grin occasionally shows up. He hated me for some reason, but hes gotten over it recently. Also, the two had a special relationship, they loved to discuss their autisms and medical disorders, how they haven't taken their meds, and their sexual fantasies, loudly, in the middle of all of us. It was quite a ride.They were replaced by some 16 or 17 year old 300 pound neckbeard gignator named scott. He cheats against newcomers to the game (Especially smaller kids, like 12 year olds and what-not) with his gray knights. He'd say they have like 3 wounds each, and all that other shit.I've just kept my IG and Tau at home now, and collect and paint amongst closer friends. Too many nuts out there make the hobby look bad.
>>19773015And there is a shrine. A real, honest-to-Goodness fucking death shrine. An urn, a fox skull, and several pictures of “Elizabeth”. Standard Guidette style trash, cute if she wasn’t all fucked up, but the weirdest thing is the box.This box is a treasure box, and within are nozzles. Having been raised in a female household I realized what they were, and gasped as my friend picked one up and mouthed “what the fuck”.BBB had saved various feminine products from “Elizabeth” in a treasure chest. Used sanitary pads, a couple of used tampons, douche nozzles… And one of the nozzles was set aside in an oversized version of a cigar carrier. I was accepting once, of any weirdness, but what the fuck is with this guy? We hear the resultant louder cry of release, quickly remedy our situation, and proceed to ready ourselves for the ol’ dusty trail.“Thank you. No one has ever made a cake for me. I love you (Anon) and (Missing Link).”“Alright. Well, we will be seeing you later.”“You’re going out to smoke?”“And take a walk back to our dorms!”“Can I come?”………>>19773053I wish I was...
>>19773015>We looked in...Just make it stop... *sob*
>>19773085Alright guy's, roll 1d20/1d100 for sanity.
>>19773085What in all of the fucks...?
rolled 9 = 9>>19773108I think this counts as an auto-SAN loss.
rolled 58 = 58>>19773108fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
>>19773085All of my nope. All of it.
I lost it. Like seriously lost it. In the middle of the light rail full of people. Good lord, that was hilarious all the more because it's true.
>>19773085Mother of God...More.
>>19773108Fine by meI get a bonus for being a happy ignorant redneckdice+1d20+3What's the threshold to pass?
>>19773085I think that we have found the long lost battlebrother of Luke, Plagueson of Nurgle.
rolled 1 + 3 = 4>>19773153well SHIT. Let's try that again.I should probably add on to the save seeing as apparently i'm ACTUALLY RETARDED
rolled 13 = 13>>19773108never done this before
>>19773085I cannot even properly state the amount of fucks my brain is full of right now.
rolled 22 = 22>>19773085PURGE THE UNCLEAN FILTH!
>DM'ing a 3.5 campaign>2 Females and 4 Males>I've been friends with everyone but That Guy for a few years>That Guy spends the week before we start trying to convince female friend that she should play a Tiefling Bard>She agrees and rolls up a fairly hideous Tiefling with high charisma and musical talent which she uses to draw attention away from how she looks>"You should just give her horns and a tail, like a devil. That's ugly enough">She says no, and is hounded by him to change it for about 3 days>That Guy: "I don't want to go with people I've just met. You should roll a diplomacy check">Friend barely passes>They find an old tavern in the woods to rest for the night>That Guy finds a ham-fisted way for friend to roll a diplomacy check using song. Nat 20>He hands me a note "I fall in love with her">He spends the next 2 sessions following her around, defying the Dark Paladin leader>They are drinking heavily in an inn>He passes me another note "I roll to seduce">I take him outside to explain that my rule regarding players consenting to players rolling against them is still in effect>He throws a MASSIVE bitch fit>I ask for him and she says no>Proceeds to rant about how I ruin everything>I kick him out for being a child about something so minor>A couple of days later she alerts me to the fact he had started stalking her on FB, Steam, Skype ect, telling her how great she is, trying to be funny with cheesy pick-up lines>Suddenly offers her sex>We all have a good laugh and now use his character as a re-occuring NPC that generally gets brutally maimed, yet shows up in every tavern across the world
>>19773085>Fully expected a severed head>Actually relieved at used tampons and pads
rolled 13 = 13>>19773108Oh fuck.
>>19773085It's horrifying... yet, i can't look away...
>>19773171>Critical sanity failureTime to start actually typing out full captchas
rolled 77, 30, 6, 99, 74, 41, 34, 81, 87, 62, 11, 1, 33 = 636>>1977318613? Are you fucking kidding me?Oh god, fuck.
>>19773120I think I failed my SAN check.
rolled 5 = 5Not sure if doing this right...
>>19771809Not that guy, but in Poland we call people niggers all the time for any reason or no reason at all. Calling random white waiter a nigger wouldn't be out of place at all.
rolled 7 = 7>>19773108Oh god, the horrors. May it protect us..!
>>19773085I have not, to this day, smoked a cigarette faster in my life. I went to my dorm room hastily, ML coming in. My roommate (a whole ‘nother story of horror that would make me leave housing later) is gone, so we sleep in the same room, after he washes hands thoroughly. I weep for humanity, and we wake reborn. The sun shines, birds sing, and ML had left a message on my whiteboard to come see him after I woke up. I hear a loud, loud knocking at the door of my room.“Who is it?”“Campus Security”Well fuck me. It was all going so well.So I happened to be a notsocleanliving individual in my past. I’m not ashamed of a wee bit of herb and a few recreations, but when you’re getting your room tossed for no discernible reason you pray to the gods that stand and crawl to never, ever have your place tossed by these guards. If someone had decided to call security on this extremely liberal campus they’re looking for guns, hard drugs, something.My room is judged clean, I bring up my rights as a student, and get called to meet at the administrative building in the morning on Monday. My weekend, stretched before me, has been sucked into my abdomen along with my balls and hopes of keeping my scholarship.Pic related: How I felt as I walked to my doom.
>>19773085Oh christ, anon. What the fuck am I reading?
>>19773184I was actually glad to learn he didn't keep a body part in there.
More, storyfag, more! I wanted to fix my fucked up circadian rhythm tonight but you've fucked it up so finish the story!
>>19772807I usually play humans, but I have played a goliath, a tiefling, a goblin, and a BEARFORGED, WARFORGED IN THE FORM OF A BEAR before.But I guess I'm a furryotherkinfaggotpedophile for wanting to play a fantasy creature in a fantasy setting. I suppose I'll have to go swallow the medicine cabinet.
rolled 10 = 10>>19773108Oh boy.
Excuse me while I go scrub my BRAIN
>>19773177Also, am I the only one whom his lamenting a bygone stage of his life as though he could never live better reminds of Chris-Chan and high school?
>>19773200Wait, was it supposed to be a san check, or were we rolling for sanity loss? In any case I think I should probably be a blathering retard at this point...
>>19773224oh shit it's still going
>>19773224Please go on.
>>19773222Oh, Polish people. How I wish to visit your fair, idyllic country. Your metal is good and your language is cool, and you can call white people niggers in the street. I might stop over when (and if) I go to Germany next year.
>>19773246Isn't 636 another version of the number of the Beast? (666)
>>19773270667, neighbour of the beast.
>>19773224I go on Monday to the meeting… To find BBB sitting at the table with the College “Physician”, and the Dean of Students. I am accused of stealing, assault, damaging property, etc. And because of my family background I have to tapdance for my life. This is a situation I hope no one ever goes through, and they didn’t dare fucking do anything to my friend who had money and friends in the Alumni Association.I get a warning, and dragged to speak to the College Physician and Shrink. They explain that BBB is a “special case” and that, well, I need to grin and bare it because, well, my father is notsogood and my scholarship hangs on a thread and he needs a friend to ‘grow’…BBB explains later in another long email that he 'feels horrible' but someone witnessed me taking his missing laptop (one of three in his possession) from the room and considering my 'poor upbringing' he needed to be sure. I have never felt such a violation, but he wanted us to help him 'grow' as he 'needed a friend'.So begins my personal Hell, and continues the Mary Sue Death March.
>>19773224Dammit anon, I have to work, stop this madness!Just kidding, I'm enjoying the fuck out of this, take your time.
>>19773229Tell me you have the stats for bearforged sitting around somewhere.
Dear lord...I...I think >>19773155 might be right...This is Luke, Plagueson of Nurgle's fellow. Big Boy Blue, Herald of Nurgle. And to think that I was going to post a link to the Plagueson threads. I'm glad I didn't; to do so surely would have opened a portal to Nurgle's realm
>>19773292Yep, and it's the ACTUAL number of the beast, from the earliest text of the bible we've found. 666 basically stems from a millenia-old typo.
>>19773283Magnificent bastard. Keep going.What is your background that you keep referring to anyways?
>>19773283God bless you, Anon.
>>19773283MARCH ONWARD EVER ONWARD INTO THE JAWS OF INSANITY.
>>19773270No clue, anon. I should probably go sacrifice some goats anyway, though.
>>19773283I don't understand. How in the fuck had BBB persuaded campus administration that you'd taken his things?
>>19773283Wait so you managed to actually stand his presense for over 5 minutes, then he falsely accused you of stealing his laptop? Then says "let's still be friends"?Fucking hell man.
>>19773283I had to go and google vomit-chan just for this post, storyguy.
>>19773283>They explain that BBB is a “special case” and that, well, I need to grin and bare it because, well, my father is notsogood and my scholarship hangs on a thread and he needs a friend to ‘grow’…You expect me to believe that you were told this by a professional in academia? Yeah. Fucking. Right. This is all made up. You may be BBB himself.
>>19773321he mentioned earlier that BBB's dad is some wealthy CEO or some shit
>>19773283I went from being freaked out by this dude, to pity, and now to hate. WHY THIS ROLLERCOASTER, ANON?!
>>19773321Spoiler: Universities have a raging boner for people with money. If he was as rich as anon suggests, he probably could have convinced them to help tear his soul out.
>>19773277... Really? Do you feel better for having said that?
>>19773321because his dad's rich. You don't know how money works, do you?
>>19773283That crafty fucking cunt.Tell me he dies at the end. Please.
So, tell us whose kid this is.
>>19773321"Hi there, Campus Security? I have more money than sense, and my father bought a wing of that building over there. I believe that OP stole something of mine. I hate to accuse him, as he's something of a friend, but he is of low background and is known to only be here on a full ride scholarship, and I saw him taking my things. Yes, it's a travesty, CREY CREY A BLOO BLOO BLOO. Won't something be done before my father no longer showers you with ALL THE MONEYS?"
>>19773359You know what? This. How much money does this cussed up degenerate get from this all-powerful Daddy Warbucks?
I think the thread is autosaging or something. What's the post limit?
>>19773336Never underestimate the prevalence of corruption and incompetence, or the poor quality of academia. I find it extreme but believable.
>>19773367We've exceded it by <70
>>19773383Shit, let's get this archived.
>>19773386Or someone should screencap this. I cannot into computer or else I would do it.
>>19773367Aren't there only 333 replies in this thread?
>>19773383No, the bump limit is 500, it was upped a while ago, and the thread is currently at about 340.Sage so I don't add to the bump limit.>>19773396I'll do so when the story is finished, and I suspect/hope someone will throw it on suptg.>>19773401341 now.Also:Sageing while talking about the bump limit will not count towards said limit.
just fyi: we've reached thread limit. no more bumps.
>>19773401Yeah, but it's sure as hell not bumping. Dammit, right when the thread gets interesting it starts its slow descent into purgatory.
>>19773283So BBB became my fucking shadow. Ever been forced by an institution to accept someone you despise with more of your being than any living, breathing individual?Well, magnify it. The guy attempted to contact my family if I disappeared to a party. He began to contact my fiancée (whose number he found through taking it out of my phonebook) and asking about my likes and dislikes. And the psychosis continued. He started grooming me like any good psychopath. My fridge was stocked with food and liquor, I would find various items around…And the entire 3e collection to that date appeared on my door. Fresh from Amazon. I asked for it to stop, but I was stuck in the position . He hired a maid to clean my fucking dorm room. But his own kept getting worse and worse. I would go over (always taking ML or someone else I knew) and see the Perrier bottles stacking up.If I acted as if I were ready to ‘leave’ this fucked up ‘relationship’ I was threatened.“I know you have weed in your room… Maybe somewhere you don’t know about?”“I hear that you’re going to have a tough time getting a degree when you get expelled for weapons possession” (I don’t have anything of the sort by the by).On Perrier:Perrier, or ‘the best water’, was BBB’s lifeblood. He seemed to subsist on the shit, and there were always more and more bottles. I swear the kid must have bathed in the shit, as it just kept coming…And the bottles never left. I wonder why?>>19773336The kid was good. Best manipulator I have seen in my life for all the crazy. Also helps when Daddy makes for a large contributor to various endowments... And is best buddies with the person speaking.
>>19773381>>19773383The bump limit is 300 and we've 40-50 above it.
>>19773414limit is 300 on /tg/
>>19773419They've increased it to 500.Also sage to not increase the replies.
>>19773419Nope, 500.It got upped a while ago.
OK, here's what we do. They have you sign something? We'll rattle off corporations and you point to the comment and emphatically deny it's that one.>Whirlpool.
>>19773425>Sagemind>Considered not saging myself for the ironic humorI decide against it. /tg/ is my new home.
>>19773428Due to a ludicrous experience I recently had in Atlanta, I'm going to go with Coca-Cola.Also, is nokosage a thing on /tg/? I always forget.
>>19773300Nah brah. All I really remember about the character statways is that I convinced the DM to let me make him Large instead of Medium and that his class was Barbarian.
>>19773418Please god tell me this ends with either someone killing the fucker or a lawsuit that gives you allofthemonies.
just refresh page 0 for a minute. you will see this thread is no longer bumping.
>>19773418I'll say this, if what you say is true then I am truly happy to be who I am and any previous questions I held about my own sanity are now wiped clean. Also, if this is true why didn't you make a GOOD effort to completely erase this guy from your life? You aren't going to tell me the Campus Admins forced you to be friends with another individual are you?
>>19773418>And the bottles never left. I wonder why?Sweet Jesus have mercy.
>>19773425Guys, I thought saging still contributes to the maximum number of posts, which is the whole reason why moot makes a point of asking people to not sagebomb.
Kill him.Eat the body.If there's no evidence, there's no crime.
>>19773442It's not Coca-Cola.My own brother went to Towson with the heir to the Coca-Cola fortune.
>And the bottles never left. I wonder why?
>>19773456>Putting THAT in your mouth>shiggity
>>19773418I should've slept hours ago, but I an't going no where 'til I hear how this horrorshow ends.Also? you should write a motherfuckin' book about this, 'cause JESUS, ALLAH AND BUDDHA IN A BATHTUB!
>>19773466>JESUS, ALLAH AND BUDDHA IN A BATHTUB!GETTING UNDERWATER BLOWJOBS FROM JEANNE D'ARC!
>>19773451that is exactly what he is implying. don't think about it too hard, it's probably all fiction.
>>19773453No.Moot makes a point of the fact that sagebombing does absolutely nothing, and it is therefore stupid.It doesn't bump the threat, and there is no post limit, only a bump limit. No bump, no adding to the bump limit.He repeatedly tries to say that, well, sage-bombing does nothing. It does nothing other than annoy.Also:>>19773418That fucking sucks. Like, danm.Also,>And the bottles never left. I wonder why?My brain won't let me consider this question.
>>19773464Boil him <in Perrier> to clean the filth from his bones.Grind the bones into meal.Bake the meal into bread.No evidence, no crime.
Is it perrier?Also jesus christ.
>>19773451>uh yeah I don't think we can force someone to be fr->MONEY!>but, it's unethic->MORE MONEY>ok fuck it we can buy an entire new wing to the building if we let this poor fucker suffer.
>>19773462Was that emphatic enough?
>>19773428Gah, I wanna say Walmart. Why? it just springs to mind with this whole debacle
>>19773425>>19773427On /tg/ is is still 300. You can tell this thread is autosaging by looking which page it's on. Maybe you're thinking of other boards?>>19773453Sage does contribute to reaching the autosage limit.
Hopefully /tg/ slows down, we're about to hit page 4 already.
>the tale of BBB I believe I have found the theme musichttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSZ1Y2u5wxU
>>19773489give the bread to the poorchaotic stupid
MAKE A NEW THREAD.
>>19773418You’ll find out soon… But first, let us advance the life line here. So a wild girl appears in my life. Friends, only friends as I am still committed, but I will not lie about temptation. She was beautiful, and we hung out and shared interests and majors. She came into the game around this time and as a somewhat old hand in 3e (as much as you could be at the time) she was ever-so-helpful. As I was kind of stuck in my own Blue Hell at this point we attempted to think of a way to get the fucker away, and relinquish the hold on my fucking life.Thus began in earnest the Mary Sue Death March. We transferred characters, and over fourteen sessions killed 17 of BBB’s characters. Each fox-like, katana-wielding, super-pokeymans asshole who came forward was cut down with prejudice. The next session brings the 20th death, and the Comment Heard Round the Campus. Blue’s character, his first truly ‘non-foxfuck’ creation, dies due to a reflection effect from another character’s self-researched spell.ML says “Wow New Girl, you are a real bitch…”And when we came to the twentieth death we finally saw the full face of Blue Rage.
>>19773503I don't think that someone as rich as an heir to Walmart would be going to anything other than an Ivy League school, regardless of their intellect.
>>19773492Perrier is owned by Nestle.But guys, was 'it's not coca-cola' emphatic enough? I think we have our winner.
>>19773518My body is ready.
>>19773530I don't think it can be.
>>19773504Odd. I thought it was upped to 500 on every board after the whole /sp/ thing.Also, I looked it up and saging does add to the reply limit, and it's a reply not a bump limit. So I was wrong on that one. Might be on the other then too.>>19773525We don't know that post was made by the guy. It was a random other poster. I think if he was going to do that he'd have done so in one of his story posts.
>>19773518SHOW ME YOUR HONOR, STORYANON.
>>19773518>BRACE FOR IMPACT!
>>19773518>we finally saw the full face of Blue RageOh fuck.Oh sweet mother of fuck this will be horrid.
>>19773525I'm the guy who posted about Coca-Cola, and I'm not the OP.My brother was friend's with the heir to the Coca-Cola fortune (he's going to be worth billions) but then lost that connection when another friend drunkenly shoved him into a $15,000 statue.
>>19773518BRACE FOR IMPACT!
post faster goddamnit. I have to be at work in 8 hours.
I assume this is where the knife comes out?
>>19773518Oh fuck.Whatever this is, I"m not ready for it.
BBB DIGIVOLVE TOOOOOOOOOOOOO!GREAT UNCLEAN ONE!
rolled 91 = 91>>19773518Let's see what this Big Blue Bastard can doCaptcha: groan lantas
>>19773518Was this before the age of personal recording devices?God damn, with the money you could have made from lawsuits you wouldn't need that fucking degree.
>>19773518FUCK, OH JESUS FUCK NO
>>19773462>>19773521He's not necessarily an heir, we're just told his father was a "Big Man" at the company, which doesn't mean owner.
>>19773518My body is (not) ready
>>19773555You too?Thios guy is singlehandedly keeping people from sleeping.Got my rum in hand, waiting for this to end.
>>19773518It starts slow. A tick in the face, a little bit of a noise in the back of the throat, then a sudden rush out of the room.We continue playing, having seen nerdrage before over PC death, and FUCK 20 deaths with no reaction? Cooler than a polar bear's toenails, and now he decides to snap.I thought we had won the war.Nope. We finally drew first blood on the stone furfreak.He proceeds to take his time writing a letter. And I mean an actual, physical letter. The letter discusses our ‘lack of honor’ in our treatment of ‘a beautiful peasant girl’ (New Girl) and that we would ‘rue the day’ we dare to speak to her in such a way.It was hard to read the note in all of its pieces, as it was pried from ML’s door in pieces. You see, BBB had decided to use one of those heavy-duty staplers you find on a construction site, and slam about thirty of the fuckers through the page.And a knife. Covered in what can only be assumed to be the blood he had drawn to sign his name in flourish at the bottom.We contacted an RA, and told them the batshit crazy story I have presented to you today. The psychotic fucker was known to be an issue… There were always rumors. But now we had to go speak to the Administration about our problems…This will work out well.Captcha: Barbaric uyoure. Fitting.
>>19773600I'm personally resetting my sleeping schedule, I've been up since 4pm yesterday, it's 10am now. I am BITING MY GLASS full of pineapple juice, giggling to myself while I have a pounding headache and bloodshot eyes.
I don't know what to make of this anymore...
>>19773594And rightfully so.We could all live for a million, million, million universes. spending every moment in grim preparation. steeling our bodies, augmenting weak, quivering flesh with hard enduring steel, preparing our minds in psychic crucibles too strange to behold.We wouldn't even be halfway ready.
>>19773605My anus is (not) ready
>>19773605> ‘a beautiful peasant girl’What kind of fucking fantasy world does this guy live in?
>>19773605Sweet Christ, it's like the prequel to a shitty slasher film.
>>19773621There is no escape from the cage inside your head.
Oh christ here we go. I cannot wait for our suprise twist ending where storyanon drops a Bel-Air or Dinosaur.
>>19773605God, this so transcends a mere 'That Guy' story that this deserves it's own category.Also?>peasant girlIs he really that rich? I mean, we know this guy is all kinds of fucked up, but what I'm saying is, is he also that degree of a deranged plutocrat? The blackmail does sort of imply that, though.
>>19773611European, eh? Briton here, I woke later, but I'll still try to have a partial night's sleep today.
>>19773605>image nameLol'd.But.Then I read the post.>knife. Covered in [blood]What.The.Fuck.I cannot describe all of my feels.
>>19773657I really hope your feels are negative, for your own sake.
>>19773657There is no word to describe this feel in English. We'll have to use some German loanword to describe a miss of horrified disgust at the subject of the story, as well as a deep primal shame that we even share the same planet as them, as well as a profound, anguished pity for the narrator for knowing a person like this.
>>19773654I can't really do that as even if I have a nap, i'll either wake up feeling like a zombie all day or end up not being able to sleep (need to be up early tomorrow)Or just fall asleep and wake up at midnight after a 13 hour sleep. Oh god..
>>19773605As figured our friend Blue’s personal friends on the Health staff back this up as a ‘typical episode’ and played this bit of psychosis off as ‘boys will be boys’. BBB disappears off campus as we all leave for winter break, and I am actually fucking lauded for helping him make it through a ‘tough semester’. He was carrying high-level courses for which he was paying off a couple of grad students from a university near his hometown (no one believed me when I explained this…) to help him pass with flying colors. The guy was a fucking brick, but ehh maybe he had gained new insights?We return, and it is freezing. Fucking cold… But the first thing I see as I ride a shuttle in from the local Greyhound? BBB is standing in only his blue onesie, his hair disheveled and his body reeking of sweat, blood, and other materials.“I missed you so much anon! I couldn’t get ahold of you! I tried to ask for your home phone but it wasn’t available so I called your fiancée and she wasn’t available and we should go out for coffee! New Girl and ML are inside waiting for you!”…I enter my dorm hallway to see yet another example of the strangeness of the mind…
>>19773689>some German loanwordOr you could just say pic related.
>>19773605I just can't bring myself to ingest any of this. If I were to do that, then I am to believe you are the type of person that is able to placidly accept such a heinous person in your life, in your circle of friends even. (so many sessions played with him? even after all he did)If you are so weak that you allowed this type of creature around you often, forget the stupid University Psychologist and Scholarship tripe, then you are a cowardly, stupid or outright bad person. I am no longer in this thread.
>>19773605>The letter discusses our ‘lack of honor’ in our treatment of ‘a beautiful peasant girl’ (New Girl) and that we would ‘rue the day’ we dare to speak to her in such a way.Did you mean to put his character where you had New Girl? Because otherwise it doesn't make any damn sense since she's the on whose spell killed his PC.Also:This is a letter. All craftBBBship is of the highest creepiness. It is decorated with heavy-duty construction staples, and signed with blood. This object menaces with a knife. The knife drips with blood. The letter discusses our ‘lack of honor’ in our treatment of ‘a beautiful peasant girl’ and that we would ‘rue the day’ we dare to speak to her in such a way. The letter relates to the slaying of BBB's PC #20 by the New Girl in 20XX.
>>19773713Shit man I don't even know what
>>19773713HE'S MADE REPLICAS OF THEMCALLING IT NOW
>>19773729he's mad cause the one dude called her "kind of a bitch"they thought the blue rage was over his PC getting killed, but it was actually about sir lank "insulting" her
>>19773605JESUS FUCKYou have my condolences for going through this
>>19773724>Presumptuous aspie leavesAnd nothing of value was lost.
I think I know whats coming and I don't want to ruin it.The very thought threatens to shatter my soul.please don't let this end in spegetti
New thread in case this one dies before BBB story finishes?
>>19773713Is it something to do with semen? It's semen, isn't it?
Someone archive this.Please.
>>19773713At this point? I wouldn't be surprised if he'd had NG and ML flayed alive and had two two people ther wearing the husks while acting like everything was fine.
>>19773713>"New Girl and ML are inside waiting for you!”
>>19773701I'm not sure if I can, but I'm already tired, so I'll give it a try, and even if I'm not tired then I'll probably still be able to get a nap tonight.You don't happen to need to be up early for something /tg/-related, do you?
>>19773713I don't know what it is, but I'm sure this will be my face when.
>>19773795I think you fucked up there.
>>19773774Already done. http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19769356/polite sage to try to avoid bump limit
>>19773748I think i'm leaving all the aspies here to listen to, and obviously believe, a bad story that's almost certainly fiction, and lost it's edge several posts ago. Enjoy it?
>>19773795>who made her… do things…Did they... Catan?
>>19772809Raindrops produce rainbows. That's actually pretty fucking rad. Of course, it takes a lot of them, working together...Meanwhile, a bunch of snowflakes together become, well, melded together and indistinguishable.In short, special snowflakes work best alone, while raindrops work best together.
>>19773085That's really fucking weird. And sad, too. Tragic, even.If he hadn't led such a sheltered life, or perhaps had to cope with occasional frustration (not getting that exact toy, not being showered with gifts and funds), perhaps he'd have been able to survive his loss.
>>19773795are we missing part of the post here?
>>19773805I think you clearly haven't left, and are a lying whore.
>>19773815That's... that's beautiful man.
>>19773796Good luck with the sleep bro. Nah, I start a week of high-intensity swim training, something like 6-8 hours every day. Part of my getting fit program. Can't wait for it.
>>19773713He has commissioned art. Not bad art, of our adventuring party. Well, one of our adventuring parties. I mean, the guy spent a good amount of coin, and it was an artist I recognized. He explains that he understands that he ‘had some problems’ but after spending the break in his dorm room thinking about it, he wanted us to be best friends.And underneath the whole pile? My books for the semester. I had selected my courses… And somehow he knew all of my courses. He explained that he had taken all of the courses (he was of a different major, these were advanced courses) and knew what I needed… Even though I never spoke to him about my course selection for fear of it all.He did the same for all of the members of the group. I didn’t fucking want it. Any of it. I screamed, and then ML dragged me off to the bathroom…“He is way the fuck around the bend, Anon. We fuck with him now…” Stabbing motion.Thankfully he quit our game, but he became obsessed with stalking New Girl and the group. First Girl started dating someone (oh gods, that is a horror story she could speak to… Otherkin angeldemon who made her… do things…) and it seemed like it was all over. Then I got my job working Maintenance and began to see the signs.Corrected post, apologies.
this is the first time ever i ran out of nope.gif images.
>>19773764No, then two threads will need to be archived.Besides, there's 10 pages to go.>>19773774Lern2read, already archived. And +2
Somobody should screencap the BBB story and post it on /x/.
>>19773795Money? Artist? I'm confused. Have we missed a chunk?
>>19773841+6 now, nigga.
>>19773846There's people over there that believe you can summon a succubus by jacking off into a magical circle.But they'll never believe this happened.
>>19773827More /fit/-related I see. Thanks, and good luck to you with staying awake.
>>19773872It helps when you have fox skulls and a collection of your dead sister's tampons.
I pray that this story isn't real, but the knowledge that people like this do exist drives my doubt. Fuck, I've only had to deal with some doucher who continuously rolled up albino female drizzt clones.
>tfw you come to a story late and finally catch up and have to wait 10+ minutes between posts
>>19773909Truly, this is the night of a thousand Feels.
>>19773831Weird red symbols are found on my doors. Binding spells, Seals of Solomon, the random detritus of someone who has decided to get into the OCCULT. And then there’s the dead rodents. Our school was quite sylvan, and squirrels and chipmunks were not an uncommon thing to see. Indeed, a day without them would be strange. But these were rats, torn apart. I mean limbs severed, chests cracked, almost dissected but… things… missing. Once I found one still alive… Just cut. All over.And then there’s my last personal one-on-one with Blue. I happened to have obtained a higher state of consciousness for the day, and was enjoying myself with Mr. Link... When Big Boy Blue, Destroyer of Happiness, comes to sit beside me as I enjoy the first. Fucking. Nice. Day. Of. Spring Semester.“So, wanna come to my room?”“Nope.”“But, I have stuff for you!”“Nope.”“Leave him the fuck alone” says ML, who has decided to come along with me.And then he turns around, and his backpack is moving.But nothing is wrong with Big Boy Blue. Nope.He's just an excitable boy.
>>19773927All we need now is some "Hnnnng"
>>19773937>backpack is moving
>>19773937GODDAMNIT DOUBLE SPACING. WE NEED MORE
I hate you storyfag>4:30 am>if i go to sleep, thread will die while i slumber due to critical mass>will not hear epic conclusion>if i stay awake, I will die of boredom and anticipation while I await the next post from storyfag>fuck you storyfriend you are a nigger
>>19773937............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... >his backpack is movingwhat. the. actual. fuck
>>19773937That was all made up? Right? People like BBB do not really roam this Earth right?Just re-assure me, and if it's all true? Lie to me so I can get to sleep.
>>19773937What in the fuck?!
>>19773937oh godyou've awoken the monster...
>>19773937>his backpack is moving.>his backpack is moving.>his backpack is moving.>his backpack is moving.
>>19773961Not what I was thinking, but works for the context.
>>19773937>And then he turns around, and his backpack is moving.
>>19773937Who's backpack is moving?BBB's with nearly dead rodents or ML's with BBB's Carrie like telekinetic powers?
>>19773965Anon... the truth is...
>>19773937Well, ML, New Girl, First Girl, and the game continue. We have laffs, we have some cool roleplaying, seasons begin to change. My birthday comes, and it is an epic party. Fantastic stuff, the fiancée cannot come down to visit as she is busy, but the guys and girls of my dorm knowing I’m the ‘baby’ take me out. I find porn, cigarettes, and booze in a pile on my bed the next morning…And a weeping series of voicemails. You see, the fiancée’s number was on my Caller ID, and Big Boy Blue, speaking to my roommate, got ahold of the number. He began to talk to her about how he was worried about me, and her, and how I was getting along with New Girl… And over at her place… And, well, I spent all my nights there…I lost the light of my life on my birthday. She was the sweetest woman I have ever known. We were thick as thieves from the cradle, and this fuck decided to wheedle his way in… And she’s gone now.Have you ever felt that before, Anonymous? You ever know the feeling of wanting to destroy everything someone has ever loved, just to repay the favor? Well, I have. I took off, for two months. I almost failed my classes. I almost lost my scholarships… But I came back, and I completed it. I said my peace, cried my tears, and waited for my time.
>>19773985Whatever you're gonna sa? NOPE-ing like the motherfucking Fist of the North Star.
>>19773995Shit just got real.
>>19773995While you did add another plot twist that interests me. What was in the bag?
>>19773995FFFFUUUUUUUCKFUCK OF ALL FUCKING FUCKS
>>19773995Sweet lich jesus man, this has me on the edge of my seat, but I need sleep soon. This is a damn conflict of interest goin on in my brain.
>>19773995please tell me this story isn't trueI won't be mad; I just want to know that people like that don't actually exist
>>19773995OP, I sense a kindred spirit in you here. I listen with RAPT attention, F5ing like a motherfucker.
>>19773995>and waited for my time.Just what this story needs to cap it off: violent murder!
>>19773995That. Mother. Fucker.
>>19773995If this person is alive by the end of the story, I will fly to wherever he resides and murder them
>>19773995This feels like it's written by someone else. I dunno, it's just the format. Or lack thereof.But it's just too damn depressing for some different faggot to just start making shit up.
>>19773995> Fiancee> Believes random story from some guy she isn't even friends with> Instantly dumps you forever> Doesn't give you any time to defend yourself. Honestly, wat
>>19774010Rats.Kind of obvious from the way he was talking>/tg/ sucks at context clues
>>19773995>hate.gifWhile my empathy for you is slight because you were responsible for fucking it up yourself, I would end BBB's existence.Or at least ruin his shit such that he killed himself.
>>19773995FUUUCK... Thats shitty Storyfag :( im so sorry...
>>19773995Welp, looks like there's only one option now.
rolled 5, 2 = 7>>19773995ROLLING THAT SAN CHECK
>>19774030It was a long distance relationship and she was 'busy' during his birthday. That fat fuck probably just gave her an excuse to end it.
>>19773995I think there's only one question left to ask, OP.Where did you hide the body?
>>19773995... All my feels have turned to nothing but pure, incandescent rage.You're a stronger man than me, OP. I would've just straight up murdered his shit with a fireaxe while frothing at the mouth like a man possessed.I hope to god this story has an ending with sweet righteous justice delivered, for no man should ever pass through such torment and not be vindicated.
>>19774029>>19774030Honestly? This story could've passed though a dozen storytellers by now and I'd not have given a single fuck.
>>19774030Same thing I'm thinking. But, suspicious people can be suspicious.Either way, I'd be jizzing on his sister's tampons. Say I spirit raped her.
>>19773941>>19773941Where we're going, we're gonna need some moe
Seems to me she's a bitch if she dumped you just like that. That or this story is bull.
>>19774064Long distance relationships are fragile. That BBB guy must've played on her insecurities in it.Doesn't sound that weird to me.
call me a cunt if you want, but what kind of Fiancée would take some random cunts word over yours?Also 10/10 for patience, I would have cut and run around about the time he was jacking in the bathroom.
>>19773995I waited until he left for town. And came back… I waited until I knew he had some of his new toys… And then called Security. I heard the sounds of him knocking over things, trying to hide it… And I came to the door to look in.Blue had become his own little taxidermist. The bottles of Perrier, which weren’t filled with his own piss, were now filled with what appeared to be floating bits of some poor rat. The smell of the room… He used the bathroom as his own personal Jack Shack, when he wasn’t using the masturbation cups we had felt inside of his stuffed animals for release. He had begun to fill five-gallon buckets with his feces, and the flies that hovered…He sealed himself into the room with tape. The door was behind a thick wrap of tape through which he had wound ‘charms’ of pieces of preserved rat. The smell of piss and formalin and lime and shit… The guy finally broke. He confessed what had happened… All but about the conversations with my fiancée. I couldn’t prove it, as the voicemails were wiped foolishly by my roommate during my hiatus (he needed to have more messages from his sex-messaging girlfriend… That’s another story). I wish none of this was true. I hope you never run across anyone near as bad… Because this is when you get to the ‘serial killer’ tier. From what I understand Big Boy Blue is currently a very comfortably kept man in one of our nicer institutions of high insanity.
>>19774063Oh god yes. Let's try and balance out the RAEG before someone keels over at their keyboard.
Were over 500 posts now. New thread? Or almost done, story guy?edge of my seat, man.
>>19774063To be fair, bread turtle always made me smile.Now I'm smiling at cute bread turtle and gnashing my teeth at op's story.
>>19774086True or not, that's some good readin' OP
>>19774086mother of god
>>19774086That's it?! He's just locked up in a spastic circus and you're just left alone?Fuck man didn't you try to explain to your girl? SOMETHING!
>>19774086/tg/.I know we all hate emoteicons and shit, and that this would normally get me branded as a gaiafag, but I am pretty sure we can all agree. There is only one way to sum up this story:O_O
>>19774083It doesn't sound weird, but if she actually loved him, she wouldn't of acted that way.We're saying that the relationship was doomed as it was, and that BBB just gave her an opening. If she wanted the relationship to continue, it wouldn't have ended that way.
>>19774086Jesus fuck, how horrifying.Well, did you get with New Girl maybe?
>>19774086>All but about the conversations with my fiancée. I couldn’t prove it, as the voicemails were wiped foolishly by my roommate during my hiatus (he needed to have more messages from his sex-messaging girlfriend…
>>19774086finally. night storyfriend. thank you for this dispatch from the depths of 'I've seen some shit.'
>>19774090This just made me realize that my "cute" folder is disappointingly small. I'll have to count on you guys to keep it coming.
>>19774086There was no release.There was only profound sadness.
>>19774086I thank you for allowing me to get a bit of my life off my chest. I completed my courses (threw myself into it, two majors and a minor across the board… Had nothing else to live for). I made myself into what I knew she would have wanted, and had a string of self-destructive episodes that make for hilarious stories when you’re sitting around a meeting of other Anonymous groups.And as I sit here, talking to New Girl about the whole story (what I had left out) she says hello. She’s married now, as is ML, but I think I’m about done with all of that.I wish I could believe in happy endings anymore. The best you do is break even. I play anymore to make something come out of it all... I work at a job I hate because I'm not exactly the best worker, and don't tolerate crazy.And so, Muse, let us hope I have satisfied you now, and my time for rest is near.I lost my love to a boy in blue, you see. Thank you for listening.Closing Captcha: Blue elmortor. Ha.
>>19774115Any LD committed relationship is rocky at best. Not saying it can't work, but usually both will be looking at what's there now, not at what you can't really reach.
Give me a sec to put all these posts together, then I'll throw up a screencap. Might take a bit as there's been a lot of posts though.
>>19774133thank you for sharing your story
>>19774133Here's to you, you unlucky bastard.
I've seen people like this. At a distance. I look at them and just see the crazy crawling all over them, and I wonder to myself what sort of a horror story their personal lives are like. There was this one creature I kept seeing out in Surrey over the course of years. To this day I don't know if it was a bearded woman or a really soft and doughey man with an unusually stringy chest-length beard, who always carried around this... magic wand thing, with feathers and crystals, and this insane patchwork outfit and hat. I wonder, "what goes on in a life like that. What's it like to spend time with these people?" This... this story seems to answer this question.
>>19774133Honestly? You went through some shit. You survived. Stop putting your fiancee up on a pedestal and live. Not everyone is a psychotic psychopath. You're letting BBB still fuck up your life.So move on.
>>19774133Please promise us you'll tell us some of the other stories you mentioned in your tale of horror and rage one day.I beg of you.
>>19774128Dude, there is no cute.No happy.Just the grim knowledge that it ended, and only after everything dear had been lost.No satisfaction of sweet revenge, just the bitter taste of something near to justice being delivered.But justice doesn't bring back what you lost already, anon. You don't even feel good, it's like slapping a child, nothing grand or important about it. You just do it and move on.
>>19774113I like to belive that he and New Girl walked off hand in hand into the sunset together.>>19774086I'll hold you to that story of your roommate. but not tonight. It's too damn late, and I should go to bed.That was....something, and I'm glad you shared it with us.
>>19774133No problemo, anon. Great to see you've moved on from this bullshit.
>>19774133Collect your recompense from the world. Everyone must pay the blood price for what you have suffered.
Thank you for story time.I'm now going to look at some soothing pictures till my heart stops palpitating
>>19774133I... Wha.... By the Gods man....
>>19774157See, actually, the ones that have obvious but interesting crazy on them are usually worth getting to know. This guy had strange taste in clothing, but wasn't described as 'looking at him he's crazy', more like 'looking at him he's a bit odd'.
Wait a minute there are some questions left unanswered.Why did he like Perier's so much?Also why can you not eat PJs anymore?
>>19774181They were in the same apartment as they found bucket of cum and shit. The apartment where BBB kept the used tampons of his dead sister and tortured rats.
>>19774133I hope to never know that feel OP. No good deed...Shit like this is why confidence is so important, not only for girls but for friends as well. You'll never be hanging out with some bro and accidentally knock open a chest and see used tampons pour out.>What bro? They're from my dead sister.
>>19774181I don't know about the Perrier, but concerning Papa Johns, could you stand to eat any food that your mind's associated with a tiny little room full of piss glasses, dried come, literal buckets of shit and mutilated animals?
I....Dude, I'm sorry.I really wish something good could come of all this.It's... shit, I gotta sleep. This is a downer, man.
screencapped lest we forget
Well, I think that tops this thread.I'm just gonna take a shower, and think about my life.
Well storyfriend, thanks for the story.I'm going to go listen to soothing music until my heart slows down
>>19774133 That was quite a story. There was a lot of very very messed up, especially in the last part. It had no big showdown, but that's what you get when the story's real life, and you didn't get with New Girl, but you're still friends with her, and the others by the sound of it, which is nice.Thank you.
Ah naw.Please tell me that's not real.Please.I couldn't bear for that shit to be real.Fuck man.And I thought I knew some crazy fucking people.This can't be real? Can it?
>>19774245Not the storyteller, but shit like this happens more often than you might think. And not all of the subjects of this psychotic, psychopathic behavior have the storyteller's spine.
>>19774133I- I don't- I am so lucky I have never had to put up with this shit.
>>19774159>>19774181There's lots of hints at other things for /tg/ to hear sometime:>My roommate (a whole ‘nother story of horror that would make me leave housing later)>First Girl started dating someone (oh gods, that is a horror story she could speak to… Otherkin angeldemon who made her… do things…)>(he needed to have more messages from his sex-messaging girlfriend… That’s another story). >had a string of self-destructive episodes that make for hilarious stories>talking to New Girl about the whole story (what I had left out)Plus of course the mysteries of which college, which company, and so on.
Well, I gotta go to sleep, maybe this will have 404'd tomorrow, maybe not. Either case... Was interesting storytime, and I got a tearful bear as well.
>>19774206Screencaps should always be .png so text doesn't become pixilated. It could do with being a little narrower too, to help smaller monitors and clean up empty space between lines.
>>19774133That was like a greek tragedy. An opera.There are no words in english, chinese, german, or any of the tongues of men foul enough... for this outrage. These acts of cruelty.I salute you.
>>19774086>I wish none of this was true.Your wish is granted!>I lost the light of my life on my birthday. She was the sweetest woman I have ever known. We were thick as thieves from the cradle, and this fuck decided to wheedle his way in… And she’s gone now.Seriously, if she'd break up with you on the say-so of some cunt she'd never met (who from the sound of it you were quite happy to bitch about and tell people he was crazy anyway) then your relationship was a flimsy piece of of worthless shit.
>>19774157Were they in Epsom at all? That kind of rings a bell.
StoryAnon, I... I'm sorry. I could get this... THING, out of my head.
>>19775430*couldn't fuck I'm tired
I have no words for this.
>>19769806>>19770146>>19770109>>19770220While technically inaccurate I think "rape survivor" is a term that exists for the "rape victim." People don't like being victims of anything, especially something like rape. It emotionally weakens them to be called a victim. Survivor is more positive, since it implies that you overcame something.
So yeah this story inspired me to read Luke, Plagueson of Nurgle. BBB is worse because Luke is actually fucking hilarious to read about, whereas BBB is just soul crushing
>>19769356I love you. Thank you for having the balls to get him the fuck out of there, right away.
>>19771389Okay, so Instead of Warlock: Summoner.The Centipede's eidolon is a weakened demon who he has brought under his heel.