*Nobody fights. At all. I almost got into two fights but apparently I'm too threatening, as the first girl went on a big power transformation complete with YOUTUBE VIDEO and then ran away. The second girl did the same after we asked her some questions.

Current plans involve blowing up the castle that houses the "Demon King" and creating a portal to "Tartarus", apparently home of all the demons (To blow it up too.).

There's also a girl "who only has a few years to live thanks to a disease". Our alchemist is gonna' toss her a Cure Disease potion against her will when we get the chance.

Any ideas for hijinks? It's a modern day quote "anime styled" end quote.

Pic Related. It's the character we're currently dealing with in the bar. She's an "epic levl neromancer" and keeps talking about how she can kill us with one blow and never doing anything.

>>19766366
>keeps talking about how she can kill us with one blow and never doing anything.

Remind her that as a necromancer she is supposed to be behind at least 7 skeletons at all times.

Anyways, I would start playing politics and take over a small city

>>19766683

She's not a Necromancer, she's a Neromancer.

She specializes in magics summoning or focused on Nero Wolfe.

>>19766705
Also there's Nero. Literally the character from Devil May Cry 4.

Also there's "Altair" the Demon King. He's literally Half-Angel Half-Demon.
And he was born "in a time before castles".

And another encounter ends with "Oh look. Nice hammer human. I can destroy you with a single glance.".

>>19766752

I dunno, I like the idea better if she's doing nothing but summoning a fat detective and giving him buffs on his sleuthing and eating sandwiches skills. Especially if she's still acting like a prototypical Mary Sue and weeping delicate tears about her horrid condition and her destiny to damn the world with her fiendishly sinister powers, while Wolfe just doesn't give two solid fucks and just shoves her out the door to go search the scene of a crime.

>>19766888
>"Oh look. Nice hammer human. I can destroy you with a single glance.".
Your course is clear.

become a paladin of zarus.

Get smitin

Alright anyways, after getting challenged by demons who ran away again, the group decides to steal a bunch of bottles of liquor and leave.

We're going to firebomb something probably.

>>19766982
I think going to the church and asking for blessings from a god might be a good idea at the very least.

>>19766366
>Our alchemist is gonna' toss her a Cure Disease potion against her will when we get the chance.

I love you all.

>>19766752

Drop a castle on him.

It'll be poetic.

>>19767047
Remember that Gargoyles cartoon? where all magic has to have a loophole?

I think we can work something out.

try to curse him in a way that can't be broken until a castle of a million stone bricks falls upon his head.

Make the curse painful enough that he does it willingly

>Our alchemist is gonna' toss her a Cure Disease potion against her will when we get the chance.

Yes. Alternatively, dangle it before her like a prize to be had only if she does something you want her to, like cause some of that conflict you guys love sperading.

Oooh!
Update. The "Bartender" girl got mad that we were stealing her liquor. She broke all of our bottles by making them fly into the wall and turned our current drinks into blood.
She pulled out a sword and challenged us. Also she's glowing smoke. Don't ask me how that works.
Our Alchemist reminded her that she's bound to Altair's will (She can't kill or hurt anyone.).

"But if you can break sacred demon bonds or whatever, and you have a death wish, you wont be the first lich Albert and I have killed."
^Alchemist talking to her.

We're finally gonna' have a throw down, guys. Maybe. If she doesn't puff away again in some smoke.

Throw sparkles/glitter around every time one of them start brooding. playing a violin might also help

>>19767160
OP, you and your teammates are awesome. Keep being righteous.

>>19767160
Cast Summon bigger Fish.

Drop moby dick on her

>>19767160
Fighting a losing battle here OP. Guaranteed if you beat her illegitimately, she will whine and cry and BAWWWW until she gets her way.

>>19767294
Then circumvent the actual fighting. Just make sure it ends in a way that will make her mad without actually beating her up.
ie. Bring down the establishment.

>>19767321
This is a good idea. Literally bring down the establishment on her.

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>>19767160

>Have the Frost Demon cause a blizzard
>Alchemist plants explosives in various places around the bar
>brings it down

I'm also very dissapointed that you don't have a mountain muscle man named 'Mannicus Alphanux' who has all experience shoved into strength and charisma

>>19767423
I'm one of the op's friends. When I join in on the rp i'm going to use that character. Thanks for the idea.

>>19767487

He must have a monocle, moustache and top hat.

This is not negotiable.

>>19767181
>Summon bigger Fish
But they don't have any Cheddar Monks for that!

>>19767534
>YOU ARE NOT A GENTLEMAN
>RETURN MY TOP HAT AT ONCE!

>>19767487
Give him/have him acquire a pet bear at some point.

>>19767578
Specifically a panda. In boxing gloves.

>>19767612
That reminds me of /tg/s "How to break sterotypes". Instead of a "peace and love, nature maaaaan" hippe druid with a beard and robes? Have a young, sunburnt guy in shorts with a silly hat. Jumping on wild animals. "Croikey mate, look at this beut!"

>>19767612

>Panda

No, it must be a Grizzly.

It shall be named Lord Bearsworth, and have a cane with a diamond atop it.

>>19767720
Or, fuck it, play Sir Bearington.

>>19767807
Yeah, and if people complain, just say "Nah, its fine, he's half bear, half demon. Isn't it EDGY??"

>>19767720
Half panda, half grizzly with a taste for tea.

>>19767823

>Half Demon

No, he is the last remaining survivor of a tribe of noble bears.

They were wiped out by a 15 year old half-demon half-elf half-angel half-God loli girl with golden eyes and sparkling ruby-sapphire hair and katana which is imbued with the power of the 7 demons kings of Azaro when she stumbled upon their land and mistook them for wild beasts.

The Bear was out in the woods, sitting on a bench carved with his bear hands and studying chess techniques, as his father had requested that he defeat his elder in mental combat at least once before his 6th birthday. Only when he heard the screams of his kinfolk did he rush back home.

There he found his home in ruins, bodies strewn across the land, torn suits stained dark red with the blood of his friends and family.

And standing among the bodies was Mary Sue, completely untouched by the red and singing a song about chemical romance that would make even the strongest of men cry and make out with the nearest guy.

She then dissaparated in a puff of pink green blue gold smoke.

That was the day Bearsworth swore revenge. He would avenge his fallen siblings, his parents, his neighbours, his family.

He let out a roar that shook the very foundations of the world.

The realm would know his name.

The realm would know his power.

But most of all.

The realm would know his swag.

>>19767000
>I think going to the church and asking for blessings from a god might be a good idea at the very least.

Will you determine results of blessings yourself or is there somebody responsible for gods' actions?
In case of the latter, DON'T do it. Ever. You will receive blessings all right. And they will turn your characters into Mary Sue. Mods on such resources just love to pull shit like this for some reason.

>carpenter sacfed
Captcha spoke. It's now my next character.

>>19766705
>She's not a Necromancer, she's a Neromancer.

I so love this idea. Fitting for Unknown Armies game. Or maybe Over the Edge.

Playing on a site? Link or something?

Damn, it's a shame we can't mobilize magos and crew

>>19768384
anyone save screencaps of that?

Is OP still around? I wanna hear how his escapades at the bar went.

>>19768502
Still waiting for her to reply. We thought this would happen.
At this rate we figure she's either gonna' teleport away again, or try and fight us.

You know, all the posturing and then doing nothing is possibly the biggest reason I can't care about freeform RP anymore. Yeah, can't kill or hurt other people unless they allow it, it's common courtesy or in the rules, and it's there to stop people from just randomly going around murdering other characters. But, it creates an environment that's all bark and no bite. "I could kill you with a thought/glance/gesture." Yeah, that's nice, but you won't and we both know it.

It...kind of makes things boring, as you can't...do anything. Except pick on mooks or other NPCs, which is quite boring. Though players who are good friends or communicate out of the game can at least have stuff planned out ahead of time to mess around in interesting ways. It's still just weird.

>>19769377
Actually, this brings up an interesting idea.

Have a character that, ic, calls them out on their bullshit.

> "You worm, I could destroy-"
> "Yes, you could. But you won't. Despite your immortality and summoning abilities, you're scared and weak. And you don't have the balls to fight me."

And then if they avoid conflict and start posturing, punch them in the fucking face. It's perfect.

>>19769676
I had that idea once, ages ago. Where I was playing, people loved threatening you by pointing guns at them. So, idea: notice that this is being done and threatening and blah blah. Walk up to them so they can't possibly miss, tell them that if they're aiming at someone with their finger on the trigger, they damn well better pull it. See what happens.

Worst-case, you get shot like the nutcase you obviously are to pull such a stunt. Whatever the case, calling the bluffs can be fun because it forces people to go in some sort of direction with them. They either back it up, or have a discussion on their motives, or something.

Oh my god.
I am just laughing and crying at the same time.
Apparently I don't get to break her little lich ankles because...

"A time Portal opened up and Sallowed Selena up into it vanishing in a flash..."

Everyone in the group is mad.

>>19770805
Please tell me someone besides you and your group is calling her on her bullshit

>>19770805
That is when you stand up, crack your neck. and announce:

"Well. I guess she -was- the first lich we've killed."

>>19770805
It really is a sad environment and mindset that freeform can breed. I've ranted about how all the posturing is forced to be no more than posturing due to the rules. It's sad that you've found folks who not only talk big, especially to "weak" humans and such, but also seem to run at the first sign of trouble. Jeez, you can fight in those things, though it's not really easy to do unless you work shit out OOC.

Honestly, because of the rules like no killing or automatically hurting each other, which on the one hand protect everyone's special snowflakes, but on the other hand prevent assholes from just showing up and killing everyone they meet, it really is difficult to get anything done. Well, unless everyone involved works out the general way in which a plot will go.

It does mean that being active and getting shit done in spite of this stuff can be great. Even better if you are a good and active "villain". I don't know what I'm talking about now. But as someone who's done both freeform RP and proper RPGs with dice, I think that SOME sort of conflict-resolution mechanic is important, even on a forum or the like. When the only chances of failure are those you impose on yourself, and who wins or loses is either down to "I hit you, no you didn't"...well...it sucks. Or at least needs some folks who are willing to be active and progress a plot line, because lord knows nothing's going to happen otherwise.

Good luck to you, OP.

>>19771054
I should add a bit. At the end of the day, well, if you can't get the other people involved, well, just bullshit around with your friends and have fun or be interesting, you might end up dragging other folks along with you once they realize your group is doing stuff and enjoying themselves.

I still have no clue what I'm talking about, so I'm probably just talking out of my ass. I kind of do want to get a few friends together and do some freeform as collaborative writing exercise and see if we can get something decent going, though.

Oh, apparently it was another player.
---
Kiarah stood where selena use to stand a sweril of magic balled into her hand.

"That's Enough now, boy's you don't need to be getting her angry." Kiarah's sharp blue eyes stared down the two men. "why such a ruckus I could hear ye out side." she swished her hand and turned the magic to cherry blossom peatel's. "I wish to aid you in taking down Altair and showing that human's haven't given up the game just yet." Kiarah moved her hand's behind her back. "just an idea though."

>>19771181
Turn them against each other. Sit back and watch as Altair has to actually do something. Proceed to whomp on both of them once he's almost defeated.

She knows how to get into the castle.
She's slowly getting over to the "Telling us" part.

>>19771181
> why such a ruckus I could hear ye out side.
Is she supposed to be sounding Irish or is she just that bad at proofreading

You need to give us a link, or a chatlog, or something OP. We need to see the full force of the shit for ourselves.

Alright guys, we got a map of the castle and the dumb time mage bitch to help us.
Current plan is go in the back door dropping bombs every couple seconds, get in, kill anybody that tries to stop us, find and kill "The Demon King", and then blow up the castle.

Alternatively, drop the castle on him.
Alternatively, kill him and keep the castle for ourselves.

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>>19772821
why not just both drop the castle while keeping it intact?

>>19772821
So wait, this bitch can make time portals?
Go back in time to the age "before castles" then port in his castle and drop it on him for maximum irony.

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>freeform roleplay

>>19773391
I asked if she could A) Bring me a Dinosaur or A Wooly Mammoth from the past so I could ride into battle.
Or
B) Focus her "Time Magic" on the bombs and make them explode repeatedly.

Apparently she can't do this because "It would upset the time screen and 'Cronos'."
But teleporting a bitch away is perfectly fine.

>>19771054
Pretty much. I don't recall playing any real freeform, but even in our rules-light campaigns we rolled a d100 on conflicts. And we didn't even have an agreement not to hurt each other - in fact, one of the players' treachery (He just released the prisoner we were supposed to bring in for a bounty) pushed the plot in the direction it took, and my character was eventually shot by two other PC's.
Of course, in DMless campaigns as seen in forums or MMO's that don't screen new players, such an agreement is necessary to keep the griefers away.

OP, go looking forward to the rest of your story. Continue being awesome.
How's this for an idea, should anyone else decide to join: play a powerful-looking, but actually weak character. Go around provoking people until someone snaps and lets loose an attack that should by all accounts be non-lethal - for someone of your apparent power. Die on them. Enjoy the shitstorm.

OP, if you're still round, for the love of god give us a link. I would sodding love to see everyone in this thread show up.

>>19772821

Post the map for us.

>>19774603
Yes. Do this.

Bump

Bumpin' the thread.

You guys were right about the bullshit. Just woke up and apparently Altair has pre-knowledge of us attacking the castle.
Apparently he has a magical orb that made "The castle a living being that can heal withstand and change as needed."

Of course, this won't matter if we just throw bomb after bomb after bomb after bomb at it.

As for the map, there's no actual MAP (God, you guys are expecting too much from these losers.). But basically we asked if there were any sources of water nearby (For the Ice Demon's contingency plan.)

>>19779239
So he made the castle alive

You know what you have to do

You have to have the alchemist poison the castle

>>19779239
Complained about it in OOC. Apparently he just did it because his wife/girlfriend/fucktoy "was worried about the castle".

Also Selena the girl from earlier who was teleported away told him about us.

Whatever. We have some backup plans.

>>19779318
They'd better involve a liberal use of explosives.

>>19779318
> Time portal-d out of there
> Still affects the plot

Does everyone not know how time travel works or

>>19779299

No, use a love potion on it.

>>19779418
> Turning the campaign into On The Backs of Gods

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/On_the_Backs_of_Gods

>>19779394
That was one of our many backup plans, but this little gem from "Altair".

"Altair isn't running or trying to steer you away from him the castle was already bomb proof due to wards the way he changed it isn't not sonething combative and won't effect you negatively . He doesn't know you plan to use bombs only that your coming. Though on a side note just about everyone tries to blow up buildings in this game :3"

So far backup plans include
"Use some kind of spreading acid/disease like the Blob from SS13 on the Castle"
"Poison"
"Lure Altair out and freeze him with massive amounts of water then blow it up."
"Take his girlfriend hostage"
"Deliver a pizza that explodes. Then turns into a Pizza Golem."
"Call in reinforcements that my character knows, including magical artillery, a catapult, and a tank."
"Recruit a band of mercenaries to attack the castle."
"Persuade the Castle that Altair is an asshole and to join forces with us. (Pending confirmation the castle is sentient).

>>19779394
As Kiritsugu proved, nobody ever expects C4.
Explosives are good and a solution to every problem.

>thdocco truth
Captcha agrees.

Castle isn't "alive" it just responds to the owner's will.
Instead of a joke about how he doesn't even know what a castle is, I think we'll just start heading over there.

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>>19779524
Claymores, Bouncing Bettie's, and grenades are all also explosives. Have fun surviving all that shrapnel Altiar.
>>19779560
Kiritsugu is the best examples of a Hunter character done right.

Build cannons, shoot rocks and crap at the castle.

>>19779524
So, in what way is it bombproofed? Is it fireproofed so the blast doesn't damage it, or is it somehow stupidly immune to the actual force of the blast? If it's the latter, you won't even be able to damage it with most seige weapons.

>>19779704
>is one of the best examples
>>19779736
Better idea: Truly Immovable Rod.

Here comes the castle siege. Everyone's online and everyone's watching our moves (Someone posted in OOC about how the RP was boring before we got there.).

I'm stopping by the Hardware store to pick up some nails (For shrapnel bombs) and the music store for a violin (To play whenever someone broods.).

Otherwise, things look good. We even have another backup plan(s) in place.
(Selena told Altair that we have a vendetta against him. Selena told us that all hell was breaking loose because of Altair.

Also we have another friend joining. Selena's soul is kept in a safe somewhere. Our friend is a ninja who's job is to steal that very soul if something should happen.)

>>19780806
>violin (To play whenever someone broods.)
OP. I love you in a platonic way

OP, sire my children.

>>19780840
I second this.

CAPTCHA: alls subloyme
Why yes, British Captcha, yes it is.

Any ideas for a speech to the Demon King? We just got to the "Secret Entrance" and our team is heading in the door.

I was thinking like "Scourge of Villainy! Bringer of Death! You shall know the steel of my mace, the burn of our acid, the bitter cold of our ice, and the sting of our shuriken! Soon you will be gone from this realm, and the men and women will rejoice! This is your only chance to surrender!"

But I'm not really good with speeches, and I know someone could do better.

>>19782099
Sorry. I got shit.

"Was a long hallway ahead of them the wall had strange black streaks in it 3 doors at the end of the gall each with a sign over it in a demonic language though the hall was to long to read from afar."

Current plans include having our Demon read the language, kicking open each door and throwing a alchemical flashbang in each one, or just keep heading straight.

>>19782278
Plan A involves explosives. Do plan A.

Bump.

Bump again.

Should I post a summary with the best parts included as full chatlogs?
He's probably gonna' go to bed soon, but we're doing our best despite the most mary sue powers I've ever faced.

>>19786171
DO EET MOTHERFUCKER.

And by that, I mean go ahead.

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Just found the game, tempted to join, and see if I can set off the great PC death bomb.

Alright, long story short, we get to the castle, sneak in the back, and encounter the above three doors. Our demon translates.
"It basically says left is weak minions, middle is a one on one, and the right is the demon king." Jake translated.

Next post.

Albert Church twirled his mace, slamming his foot into the right door, kicking it open.

"Scourge of Villainy! Bringer of Death! You shall know the steel of my mace, the burn of our acid, the bitter cold of our ice, and the sting of our shuriken! Soon you will be gone from this realm, and the men and women will rejoice! This is your only chance to surrender!" he screamed, pointing his mace at whatever was on the other side of the door.

Next post. Literally gives you an idea of what we're about to deal with.

As he kicked open the door a massive empty circular room with a cloaked figure standing at the other end of the room glowing eyes underneath "I don't surrender or run from a fight my little friend"

Next post, our Ninja throws a smoke bomb, screams "Enough talking, he dies now!", and throws some shuriken at him, before appearing behind him, ready to counter.

Next post.

Altair chuckled as the smoke faded his tattered cloak fell to the ground he was turned to the ninja claws in the end of both hands "so touchy... But you'll need to do better to get through my skin ... Oh and to answer your friends question yes I am the demon king... And no you won't kill me"

It just got worse from there.

The usual pre-fight posturing from our group, Alchemist throws off his jacket (He's a champion bare-fist boxer.).

"Like I haven't killed a Demon King before..." Church rolled his eyes, tapping his mace in his hand.
"The power radiating off you. So many colors. You're the worst kind of Suzanna." Albert said, spitting on the ground.

Our Ice Demon a little angsty

"I somehow expected him to be . . . bigger." Jake said, a little disappointed as he rolled his shoulders.

Jake then cracked his neck, cracked his knuckles, and proceeded to roll his wrists a bit as he sighed. He then formed ice claws around his hands, the ice trailing up his fore arms to form long blades.

"No matter." Jake said with a shrug before dashing towards Altair, screaming, "I'll cut you down like I did my father!"

And again the Mary Sueness.

Altair grinned as his claws met Jakes grinning "wrong my boys I'm not a demon king. I killed the first demon absorbing her power she was a true queen of demons... And now I am the true king.. Though I'm sorry to tell you you've been mislead... Im not fully demon " fire radiates from Altair as he smiled to the other demon.

^He fails to miss the point that that he IS the Demon King.

"I don't care if you're half fairie, Suzanna, I'lll cut you down without mercy!" Church screamed, leaping over Jake as he brought the mace, now glowing with ceremonial power, toward Altair's head, gritting his teeth from the intense heat.

Anyways, some random half-vampire half-faggot half-bitch character jumps in and asks us to explain ourselves. Obviously she can't see that we're fighting.

Some fight banter, and we throw some attacks.

Altair chuckled as he moved a bit to the side to avoid the mace his clawed Hans held up a light blue barrier blickinf the swing of the ninjas chain scythe his flame persisted around him though it didn't expand to melt all the ice "the arch demons of hell thought that to but I killed or subdued them all replacing them withv more worthy demons... Though its off such a hate of evil yet you'd rather strike someone who is part angel than the demon beside you?"

More fighting, he GROWS FUCKING WINGS. That TURN INTO SILVER.

Church leaped at him again, not relenting as his mace met the barrier, feeling it weaken as he delivered blow after blow, his mace glowing even more.
"I'll tear those wings off and make a pillow out of them!"

More fighting. Ice Demon coats himself in ice.

*Random Mary Sue Bullshit, involves deflecting the Alchemist's burst of force through a portal behind him.*
"there's a good boy... Hmm at this rate you all could make decent little demos one day"

"I'm not the demo! I'm the full game!" Church screamed, feinting with his mace before delivering a swift kick to the groin.

The Alchemist jumps forward, surfing the BLAST OF ENERGY into Altair's FACE WITH HIS FIST EXTENDED.

WHAT DOES ALTAIR DO?

>>19786501
Blocks all the attacks and laughs?
says he punches you all in the face at once and kills you?
quits?
Nothing?

"Altair chuckled he loved ice demons... His left hand shot out catching the alchemists fist though his feet crushed into the floor a bit. The kick didn't seem to effect his body in any way the bomb made him move a little but he Disney seem to bleed as gis sword lashed out at the preacher like guy his wings fighting still with the ninja "ah so it wasn't quite magic.... Alchemy of a sorts good I can use this""

Church parried the sword blow, swinging the mace yet again at Altair's arm, the one holding Redmond's fist.
"Die, monster! In death you will find release from your Sueness!"

Slovith brought up her weapon blocking the mace. "stop it."

Redmond smirked as he realized what Altair was trying to do.

"Hate to break it to you Demon King, but I don't have powers. My abilities come from an unnatural genetic trait, an even if you could absorb that, you need chemicals and catalysts to activate them."

He then punched Altair in the face with his other hand.

So, random bitch posts
---
The Coven Gave a heavy shack Slovith shouted out and her aura flared threw the coven blasting the altaited human's and there demon from Altair she shuddered holding her weapon close. "no more blood shed i wont have it any more."
---
Let me just post this last quote.

Church jumped back, snapping his mace onto his belt as he drew the violin, playing a small dirge. <<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdsL4kvp_I>>

"Oh look, someone's brooding." Church snapped, laughing at Slovith.

>>19786544
Fuckin' love your crew OP. I wish I could watch this unfold.

I've also found it. Do you want me to make a character and help out or will this be your battle?

>>19786696
I appreciate that /tg/ is so willing to help, but I sort of want to handle this on my own, maybe make my own little bit of history that will be archived and repeated through whispers.
You're free to read through and verify how terrible everything is.

>>19786696
Link please. I wanna see this.

>>19786724
I understand. I will, instead, go through and get good quotes.

To start, here's some stuff from the rules:

>2:Your picture must be anime
>3:No godmoding other players or the gm or co-gms Unless you have too
>11:No to over powered we can have over powered just don't go over bored

>This Game has mature content viewer discretion is Advised! like langage that is not stiuble for young viwers So I would Pefer older players to Join thank you
>7: [...]if you are going to school post once every two week

>If i inforce a punishment no one is to question it nor are you to be childeren about it, if i take a mate away to killing someone off then oh well, to giving you trouble out of Character it's still punishment

>Omega's are mistaken for lesser Wolfs when really there the ones that keep the peace with in the pack and keep the best at bay with in the pack--Omega's are rare and are hard to find

>A guide to japanese suffixes, apparently copied and shittily rephrased from wikipedia. also includes "kur", which it would think to be a misspelt -kun, but it apparently means "lover".

>>19786764
I'm afraid I can't do that, and to tell you why, I'll tell a short story. Long ago, some anon went to the Neopets forums, and acted like a visitor from distant lands. He began posting of his conversations on 4chan, and before he was finished being awesome, some asshole found the thread and revealed unto all that that anon's origins.

So, I'm afraid I can't give out the link until OP says it's cool. It does seem like it will stick around even after posts start coming in frequently, so you'll almost certainly have a chance to read it for yourself.

Here's a few things from the 'Vampire Coven Kings Bedroom':
>Kazuma grinned looking up to her then as he was on his back "hmm such a naughty wolf"
>"only cause your my mate and I ever do enjoy treating you." Trixey licked his neck slowly and playfully.
>Kazuma shivered leaning over and blowing int oher ear *hmm i do enjoy it so*
><<Fade out>>
>Kazuma thought for a moment then grinned he grabbed trixys hand then fazed out with her --away--->

>>19786900
Oh god, even the people running it are children. This is awful of all sorts.

>>19787023
>in frequently
That is, infrequently.

Also other stuff from the rule thread:
>Please be sure to Black out anything going past cothing comming off: like the top of the girls shirt or the pants of a man
>Any other aside from beth that come with child must wait at lest 9 months before you give birth ---- less you Pm me and I dissgust with you the trems of witch to change...the reason I'm saying 9 months now is i resently found out just after i did beth that vampire's have normal prangceys aside from the child tareing the mother appart to get out
>Imprinting is a phenomenon that only the werewolves experience. When a wolf imprints, it means he or she finds the one person in the world that they are bound to. Imprinting happens suddenly and randomly, it does not happen over a period of time. Meyer has described as being "out of one's control." A werewolf could spot a random person in a crowd and instantly feel a strong attraction and bond for that person.
>Any lich of any kind can not reproduce, nor can any kind of magic change that.. So if you've become a litch you can't reproduce either nor dose your character even think about wanting kids, it's a waste of engery and power.

>This game isn't just about the Romance and being lovey dovey over one other and just posting to one person, I want all my players to try to get involde in things, if your time on the game is limited don't worry I will make sure that you are waited for and freaze the game in place, till you can post...I want to make sure everyone is happy and not bored, and if your getting into a couple thing with another character take your time don't rush things in one day...

>>19786900
Weeaboo self-admitted Mary Sues?
Jesus Fuck...

Also, you do aware that it's extremely easy to find this forum with your quotes?

>>19787366
Let's leave the forum be and let OP do his thing. It's good fun to watch.

>>19787385
Just saying.
I'm not going to spoil the fun.

>>19787366
Aw shit, I thought that wouldn't be a problem since I tried googling some of OP's quotes but that didn't turn up anything. I do beleive that you won't do anything, but I'd like to give OP the choice about whether or not I should leave things in that make it easier for people who want to mess stuff up.

OP's call, should I delete my posts?

>>19787023
Man, this is always a thing with raids, inevitably someone fucking snitches. Like that NWN2 ERP. Or the 40k fanon wikia, but they thought we were from the 1d4chan wiki and not just 4chan straight up.

>>19787733
It's fine, comrade. No worries. Besides, the quotes are funny.
If something happens, then it happens. Even if I would prefer if it didn't.

>>19787733

He said in his first post that the site is http://games.rpol.net/

Just type "free-form" into the appropriate search bar, click the appropriate genres (I never really considered Anime to be a genre, it's more of a medium I think), and if the game is "Adult" then make sure to sign up as well.

"Altair grinned shacking his head "your punch wouldn't have even hurt boy.. The fight is over for now because my mate wants it to be.. You and your weak little friends can think what you want and don't worry I'll kill you all in time. But I hope you boys realize I didn't use anything but the most minor of shields in this fight.. Now good bye" he simply had to wave his hand in Redmond direction and he was teleported off to the Park in the city."

FTFY.

In other news, there are little witch girls (Think younglings from Star Wars?) nearby. Tempted to kidnap one.

>>19791688
give them candy, treat them well, acquire loli little sister bullet spammers

>>19791688

Chain them together and use them as magic nunchucks. Or spin one around overhead like an improvised flail Jackie Chan style. Or as body armor. I dont think anyone in the game would dare strike at someone wearing chain-linked-little-witch-mail.

>>19791688

Find a way to either brainwash or manipulate one.

Also can you give us a rundown on the other players? Basicly, who is the Sue-est of them all?

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I don't know where to pin this exactly, but screw it, considering he's dealing with Mary Sues, it'll probably work for a good deal of the thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSB7QpldGTQ

>>19791688
Don't, that'll just set them all against you. Even the 'evil' ones.

Here's a few posts from OOC, all from Cookie the Omega Wolf (If you'll remember, the kind that is rare and awesome because they keep the park together) She's also the 'Forest Protecter', blind, and the mate of somebody called Loki.
>shall i bake cookie's??
>bahahahahahaha Nah Cookie's are for the Dark side hehehe
>hand's white cookie to the ninja. (YAY NINJA) Welcome to the dark side my friend hehehehe

Here's some stuff from the Park:
>He looked at her and smiled changing back into his younger form the staff returning to normal size "I didn't want them hurting you Catherine."
>Cathrine stood up and walked over warping her arm's around Joseph. "your so brave." her tail flicked out slowly and she nuzzled him purring softly.
>As he held her ha found himself wishing she was a few years older though those thoughts were temporary. He looked at her at smiled "I can't help it I love you Catherine."
>Cathrine then yawned out she shifted on her feet walking over to her mother and father. "mother are you all right?" "yes my dear were all right." Cathrine yawned again. "humm i don't know why i'm really tried all sudden." Cat laid down sleeping on the ground. "humm it's happening again."
>"yes she went to sleep and woke up older it's a neko trait."
>"her cat demon inside must be catching up to the age of her body."
>Cathrine age a bit as she sleept her mother sighed. "she's a little older now."

Continued...

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>Looking her over her father lifted Cat up a bit. "about 18 now it look's like." he looked to his wife. "I'm not sure starting her as a first year at school will work out so well."
>When his wife nodded her head she sighed. "yes i know hopeful she'll be smart enough to be in the senior class's."
>He looked at Catherine then at himself "When she wakes up tell her I'm in her room packing." He said as he walked towards her room finding himself a little happy that she was older.
>it had been an hour since Joseph's packing Cathrine had went out side being she was going to be going to be in higher up class's she wanted to inprove on her violin.
>He walked outside and looked at Catherine smiling he looked like an eighteen year old version as well "I have to say your looking even more beautiful Catherine if that was even possible."
>Cathrine opened her eyes and looked to him smiling. "thank you Joseph." she held the violin still. "Mother told me to work on my scale's." she swung the bow as she spoke she lifted the bow back to the violin playing a song again.
>He looked at her and smiled at her "So Catherine your mother says your eighteen now." His face went red slightly "I was wondering if maybe you wanted to have a little fun and....." He leaned in and whispered into her ear.

They ended up agreeing to 'save it for a romantic and special moment' though.

>>19795050
This is supposed to be the NOT but actually Deamon king?

Bumping this coolthread.

Told you OP, losing battle. Sues are just gonna thwart your plans by meta gaming/bitching/straight up just saying "NUH UH MY GUYS BETTER THAN YOURS SO THERE!"

>>19795143
No, it's some other player called Joseph.

Also OP, make a list of all the bullshit things people do.

>>19796569
There are two kinds of combat.
*Running away Via Teleportation Spell
*Nuh Uh I am better than you I take no damage.

There's tons of angst and wangst and crying and sex and emo eyeliner.

Everyone LITERALLY EVERYONE is at least half vampire apart from me and my crew (And at least 2 of them are demons.).

Contradictions. She asked what right we had to kill her husband, and the Ninja asked her "What right did you have to kill the former queen? Did she not have a family? Subjects that loved her? Children?"
Ignored.
Then later on after she stopped the fight.
"Awww. I wanted you to kill them for calling me weak."
NO YOU DIDN'T BITCH YOU DIDN'T WANT HIM TO KILL US YOU STOPPED THE FIGHT.

>>19793592
Everyone is bad, but Altair is the worst. Lemme C/P his character profile.

Name:Altair
gender:Male
race:Demon/Angel/unknown
clan: None

Powers:regeneration, super physical/mental attributes (str, speed ect), black/white magic , Demon magic, Angel magic, Power copy, Power steal, Blood magic, Hellfire,

disciption: http://imageshack.us/f/156/dizb.png/ *main pic wont upload.*


Personaity:Altair is a demon he is nice when around Olive or his family but otherwise he is known to be rather violent and delighting in murdering and fighting.

background history:Altair was born during a time where castles didnt exist and hadnt been thought of yet... during his mothers pregnancy they turned him into a archdemon and once he was born his family was slaughtered and an archangel was forcefully placed into him.

Love interstest-->Altair has fallen for Olive and has bound himself mind and soul to her forever and has taken her as his Queen.

>>19797066

I like to think the Archangel was put into him. Forcefully. Through his anus.

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>>19797066
Olive? Like, this Olive? OP, you now know what you must do. Make Popeye and fight for your gal.

>>19797046
Sorry forgot the third form of combat.
Screaming and glowing and powering up and having your eyes/hair/fur change colors.

And then either teleporting away or nuh uh you don't hit me.

>>19797115
I am Commander Shepherd, and I approve of this message.

For the love of Judeo-Christian White Jesus OP tell us where you're playing this! We want to play with you.

Bumping for great Mary Sue justice!

>>19797411
Unfortunately, OP wants to do this on his own.

But he'll need only ask for reinforcements if he ever wants them.

>>19786501
>"I'm not the demo! I'm the full game!"
You glorious motherfucker.

bump because damnit OP needs to fill us in some more

I will not let this die.

>>19798776
Ask questions.
Currently me and Alchemist are in a bar with a lesbian sword knight.
Ice Demon guy is dealing with his own shit.
Ninja is in the middle of some kids trying to fuck.

Found the board, and this is... really bad.

I have no idea how you can stand it, to be honest.

Found it. Is it bad that their spelling bothers me more than their shitty characters?

I've got a freeform story, if anyone's interested. Certainly not as good as the OPs but some find it enjoyable, all the same.

>>19800906
Go ahead, tell us your tale.

>>19800906
Go ahead. STORYTIEM is always welcome.

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>>19800906

So awhile back, being the /tg/ denizen I am, and having no real group to speak of, I turned my eye to the world of online, free form RPGs.

A friend of mind, and a fellow fa/tg/uy turned my attention to one of his favorites, a Yugioh RPG located deep in the bowls of the internet.

As a former Yugioh player, I was very intrigued and with thoughts of card hearts and blue eyed dragons, I set off into the magical land of freeform...

Fuckin love storytime.

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>>19801082

I arrived at the designated sight, awash with curiosity and hope. As a long time lurker (and hoping to impress any potential friends) I set about memorizing the rules, finding out about the important people, and getting a grasp on what this place was like.

I was appalled /tg/. Absolutely appalled. Of the near forty players, all but five were raging fagots. Mary Sues as far as the eye can see, god modding to no end, and a disgusting level of random things thrown in.

Why, I ask, is an ancient evil playing a children's card game? Why is there a vampire playing The Winged Dragon of Ra?

There was one redeeming quality, however. Battles between players were settled VIA an online dueling program. Results were always canon and final.
Like every silver lining, it came with its own, grey cloud. Besides those five that weren't fagots, everyone, and I do mean everyone, was a bullshit, two turn insta-win powergamer.

>>19801196
>Why, I ask, is an ancient evil playing a children's card game?
That's like asking why we breathe air.

But go on.

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>>19801196

Now, I feel a few things should be clarified.
First, let's start with the five tolerable characters.

1.) Kaiba: This place allowed canon character roleplay. Most were terrible but this guy was pretty good. Took his role seriously, was literate, and played fair.

2.) Coffee Girl: The sight also allowed non-duellists. Besides her purple eyes, this chick played a convincing, friendly, and slightly flirtatious coffee shop waitress.

3.) Von Inkleberg: Imagine King Boomie. Now imagine him without powers or muscle. Now imagine he enjoys nothing more than cards, women, and fireworks.

4.) There was a mod who was actually trying to cut down on faggotry. She didn't have an actual character but we had a few good discussion.

5.) Last and least, gentlemen, is my fellow /tg/ bro. A sad, lonely neckbeard type who loved Yugioh. He played a fairly normal hobby shop owner who happened to enjoy competitive card games.
It was sad, because although he was beaten down on hundreds of occasion, shit upon by other players, and was generally put down, he still stuck around for it all and kept playing his character as best he could.
The only person I know who only played the deck he actually owned (Aliens. Poor guy.)

>>19801390
Interesting lineup. I've rarely seen someone do an original character justice in a freeform. This looks promising.

>>19786532
>but he Disney seem to bleed

There is no way you're not running this through some kind of script that turns normal sentences into barely intelligible gibbering. I refuse to believe otherwise. You charlatan. Give us links.

>>19801390
Please tell me it was Abridged Kaiba.

Not like there's much difference, but still.

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>>19801390

Now for the worst offendets.
These three fucks had a circle jerk of AWSHUM going on. Somehow, back then, my brain could not figure out how people could make themselves the main characters of a collaborative, freeform RPG and had relegated all other players to mooks.

1.) Pegasus: No surprise. Imagine the guy from the show, played by an illiterate, yaoi obsessed, God Modding bastard who also founded the sight.

2.) Amelia Blake: Yes, the book character Amelia Blake, ripped directly into the wonderful world of Yugioh. All of my hate. Also the fucktoy of Pegasus

3.) Allister: The young man on the rise. Gotta prove himself to be the best and beat the system! Destined to be the number dueling champion of ALL TIME!!! Went to school with Yugi and is a master duellist.
Also a complete ass.

And now begins the tale of Eric Gregor, master of seduction...

>>19801423

Having found the site and the particular game, I can assure you these are actually posted. My only thought is that maybe the guy is using a phone or a speech to text program that is auto correcting things without proofreading.

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>>19801483

After witnessing the awful, vile, truly detestable things going on in this awful place, I determined that I would try my absolute hardest to bring back the natural order.

With that goal in mind, I created Eric Gregor, foppish douschebag from the West. The womanizing terror of his town, forcibly removed for having offended every woman that lived there. He only played this "Childish Card Shit" because weaboo chicks are easy and Eric loves the bitches.

With this terrible character in mind, I built a suitably foppish (and shitty) deck, and set off into the forsaken wasteland of a freeform RPG.

Pic related; my character image and fellow foppish asshat that I bare a passing resemblance to

>>19801556
It's beautiful. Absolutely beautiful.

>>19801556
You Sir are a wonderful human being.

>>19801556
Brace for Impact, i have a feeling that this is gonna be good...

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>>19801556

My plan was, as follows;

1.) Befriend as many people as I can.
2.) Work together with Kaiba (who was remarkably receptive to the whole idea) to become besties with Allister
3.) Weazle my way to the top, piggybacking on this kids success
4.) ???
5.) Profit as the whole system collapses.

Now, as I'm sure you understand, this was no simple undertaking. I'm very serious when I say it took me upwards of two months to complete my goals. So, because I only have a night to explain, I'll skip to the most important parts...

>>19801596
>2 Months
You have too much time. But... I'm listening.

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>>19801596

Step 1: Make friends

A surprisingly easy task. Although these people were the worst kind of scum, they were very friendly and accepted me with open arms.
As a womanizing ass, I expected someone to tell me to cool my jets. Instead, I found myself surrounded by bitches. Although this worked for step one, I needed something more if I was to progress my righteous quest.

I became what this overly serious, mind-boggling brooding place needed; a funny man and fall guy.

Whether it was stalking random girls from trashcans and having shakes poored on my head or falling out of trees while spying on the local battered women safe house with a pair of binoculars.

Soon, most people began to see me as the harmless funny guy I needed to be. End Step 1.

Begin Step 2.

Pic related; all da weaboo bitches

>>19801596
So, you became a Yu-Gi-Oh version of Littlefinger? This I like.

>>19801656
>spying on the local battered women safe house with a pair of binoculars.

Absolutely beautiful, so wrong, but so right.

I beleive I have found the freeform op is talking about and now i'm just lurking I want to see what happens next.

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>>19801613

No gaming group. No money for 40k. No friends as its my freshman year of college. Shit sucked, bro. Waaay too much time.

>>19801656

Step 2 began in a rather unexpected way. I was invited to a personal thread that had been created by Allister. Apparently, he was looking for people to join him as he brooded in the 'bar' area.

Like any good person, I showed up, and immediately began my awful attempts at hitting on chicks.

"Hey baby... Look into my blue eyes and tell me you don't want to see my Dragon..."
"Girl, is it just me, or are you an Egyptian God?"

Things were going suitably terrible when I decided to make my move.

I sidled up to the bar and began conversing with Allister. After listening to his thirteen paragraph backstory and his brooding monologue, I told him about how this place was dry and we needed to go somewhere cool.

He looked at me like I was crazy, so I explained his problem;
He was living in the past, when he could be love making in the future. And drunk, so bonus points.
Eventually, he agreed.

>>19801755
This is the most awesome and cruel thing you can do to a brooding Mary Sue. It is ingenious in the vein of Oscar the Smoker. I like it.

When I was 13 I did a D&D conversion of Gaia, using the player's avatar and postcount as equipment/ stats after seeing the horrible spelling impaired shitpile of freeform there.

I'm quite proud of myself for that, it was actually pretty well thought out/balanced, relatively. Nice job 13 year old me. If only you had devoted that effort to important shit.

>>19801755

I took him to a different bar. A place I had been working on for a (now abandoned) RPG I was dreaming of running. A little, hole in the wall place called DanceDan's.

We entered what can only be described as a massive, extremely expensive looking, overly cliched disco club.

And so it begins.

Allister immediately begins nagging me about duelling and how its (wait for it) more important than women. Realizing that I could lose him, I introduce my NPC.

Disco Dan, owner of the club.

Imagine a large, extremely well muscled, fifty year old black man in a white, sequence suit, sporting a huge, purple afro.
Upon seeing Allisters wrist duelling thing
(the Fuck are they called? The holoprojector pseudo cyber decks?)
He begins to jokingly comment on how Dan Disco's deck is probably waay better than his.

Allister gets all pissy and challenges him to a duel on the spot. The floor shakes, and the tables draw back, revealing a multilighted disciple floor duelling arena.

In a magical girl esque transformation sequence, Dance Dan morphs into his true form, Disco Dantz. When the smoke clears, the same black man was now wearing nothing but a pink, sequence zoot suit.

Pic related, I have none to describe this

>>19801860
Glorious.

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>>19801860

>>19801860
I...
I want to see this.

>>19801483
>Someone roleplaying as Anita Blake
no, nonononononononono, no no

>>19801860
I have no mouth and i must laugh.

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>>19801860

Disco Dantz, in true Yugioh fasion, spouted all sorts of nonsense about how dance, disco, and the heart of the cards were all intertwined.

Allister, in true douscebag sue fasion, told him to shut the Fuck up and play.

The battle, as you can imagine, ended in a massive stomping, resulting in the mental break down and balling of Disco Dantz as his precious Dance Deck was flattened, rolled up, and kicked to the curb.

The night ended with us leaving the club, me drunk as shit, and him happy as a clam.

I received a message the next day from Allister, detailing how he liked my style, and how I provided a perfect counterweight to his character. We were now, officially, friends.

Step 2 Complete. Time for Step 3.

Pic related; Only card played before the other guy instant won

I love you anon. keep it going! please finish this

>>19801941
You know what... I don't give a crap about the rest of the story anymore. I want to know, what happened to poor disco dan? Please tell me he was ok. Please tell me he lived to disco again. He deserved so much better than that world.

>>19801941
Im not quite sure where you are going with this, but so far it has been awesome.

Also, lol at Dancing Elf.

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>>19801941

Step 3 was the first, truly difficult one.
In the stagnant, festering wound that is the Yugioh freeform, rising to the anywhere was nigh impossible.

This is where being friends with Kaiba and a Mod came in handy. Through some manuevering, trickery, and an odd night of roleplaying (Oh, Anita...) I managed to start a rumor that a huge, Kaibacorp sponsored tournament, held on none other than Pegasus's Private Island.

Due to massive hype and overwhelming support for this, Pegasus eventually buckled and agreed to let it happen.

This, of course, was how I found myself on board an airliner, headed for The Millennium Castle (fairly certain that's not canon) to participate in the worlds greatest tournament.

It needs to be noted now that I was a contestant and the mods promised AT LEAST one battle.

After close two two hundred of the worst posts and a nigh infinite amount of staring at stewardess' asses, we arrived at the nightmare clusterfuck that was Kaiba's Tourney.

Pic vaguely related.

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>>19801973

Disco Dan is now a reacurring character in my shadowrun game. Although beaten, battered, and bruised, Disco Dan eventually recovered. He danced another day.

>>19802040

In true, internet fashion, the only thing that was decided for the tourney was that, as a twist, Pegasus would replace Kaiba as the final opponent.

Otherwise, it was whoever got to another person first got to fight. I, for the entire tournament, sat back and cheated on my 'buddy' Allister. It brought a tear to my eye when he shit stomped my IRL bro, but after all this time, I knew it would be worth it.

Besides stroking Allisters massive ego and hitting on.all female duellists forever, I worked with Kaiba and the mod, in secret, to coordinate things.

Through some careful manuevering, Kaiba was able to convince Pegasus and Anita to entirely replace him in the tournament. Keep in mind, he was still entered. But being the sights founder, Pegasus hand waved it.

Eventually, like all powergaming assholes, Allister found himself ranked to fight Anita. In a surprisingly long duel (a whole fifteen turns) Allister finally crushed Anita beneath his boot.

Finally, it was time.

Pic related; Go Allister, he's our man! If he can't whoop them, no one can!

>>19802091
This better be good. Such a long term plan should end with TOTAL ANNIHILATION OF THE MARY SUE FAGGOTRY

>>19802091
Can i borrow Disco Dan for my game? I promise to do him justice.

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>>19802091

The moment I knew that Kaiba was actually a very good and serious roleplayer came when expertly monologued and ranted in character in true Kaiba fashion.

I wish it hadn't been wasted on such useless, tasteless people.

Finally, after all this time, Kaiba finishes, and introduces the true villian, Pegasus. Pegasus than began his long winded monologue, but I cut him short.

"Listen, we already met all the women and that Anita whore! Drop the fancy act and duel him already!"

Outraged, Pegasus 'uses the power of the Millennium Eye' to knock my guy unconscious until the end of the duel.

Furious that Pegasus would hurt his friend, Allister demanded the ante be upped. If he won, then the island, the eye, and Pegasus's deck would be his.

The arrogant Pegasus agrees on the condition that if he should win, Allister would be his slave...

>>19802153
Don't tell me, they both lost?!

Also going to be stealing Disco Dan. My Shadowrun game could use a disco infusion.

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>>19802125

If you promise you'll use him well, he's yours.

>>19802153

If a Children's Card game could ever truly be epic, this was not the time. Literally, two turns.
Pegasus, founder of the sight, god modding Fagot, and loser extraordinaire, fell before the power of Allister's roflestomp.
The same Pegasus who implemented the 'all outcomes are final and canon'.
The same Pegasus who now, OCC was pulling every fagoty trick he could find so they would retcon the duel.
And thanks to my lovely mod friend, his plans were all stomped.

Furious at the loss, Pegasus storms away a broken man, before logging off in a massive hissy fit.

Allister, flushed with pride, raises his hands in victory!

"Very good," responds Kaiba, "Youve beaten that worthless pawn. Now, its my turn. I'm willing to bet all of Kaiba corp that you can't beat me, if you'll offer up the island."

Allister laughs. He knows Kaibas decklist, as he uses the real one from the show.

"Youre on!"

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I found OP's game. I'm not giving out the link directly without his say so, but I'm willing to repost the especially Sue-ish/ridiculous character forms for your entertainment.

Anyone interested?

>>19802230
Racing in 25th century. Disco Dan(z) hits the track. Good enough?

>>19802230
I see a horrible curbstomping incoming. I hope Kaiba changed his deck for exactly the purpose of countering Allister.

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>>19802243
Oh good lord, I can see (and hear) it now....
Link related.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49dL2yYFMJI&feature=relmfu

This story is glorious.

>>19802237
Dude go for it. But wait for Yu-gi-oh story time to finish first, alright?

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>>19802230

The duel begins.

Kaiba reveals his deck, a nasty piece of work, forged by the neckbeards of his local hobby shop to shut down and destroy Allisters deck specificaly.

Everyone on the sight gathers to watch the greatest duel in all of history. The air is so thick with tension you could cut it with a card.

The cards fly and...

Three turns. I hate Yugioh.

Kaiba curbstomps the little shit, leaving nothing left.

Allister, in traditional Mary Sue fashion, drops to his knees, sobs, and then whites out.

On Que:
"Ive beaten you, you snivelling fool! I, Kaiba, have bested every duellist in the world! I am the ultimate master of cards!"

On Que: "Hey prick! I paid the entry fee! The most honorable and fantastic Eric Gregor demand my one match!"

Pic very related.

>>19802355
You magnificent bastard!

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>>19802355

>>19802153
Oh god Anon please grant us the glory of the counter-sue Kaiba rant.

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>>19802355
here it comes

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>>19802355

>>19802355
Ca/tg/irls and Fa/tg/uys of this thread, Grab on to something solid and brace for epic!

OHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOY

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>>19802355

"You would challenge me? How could a fool like you ever defeat me? I'm the most powerful duellist in the world! I have untold might and power! In what way are you possibly better?"

"In bed."

And so the duel began. In what could be considered the longest duel in history, my cunning, luck, tactical skill, and ability to outright cheat were put to the test.

Fifteen turns later...

Eric Gregor was the new master of Kaiba Corp, owner of the Millennium Eye, and king of the Millennium Island.

I left that hellhole in a shit storm of controversy and utter destruction. From what I understand, in two weeks, the entire thing collapsed.

In my head and in my heart, I know Eric is out there, chilling on his island, rolling in weaboo bitches because even with power and wealth, he's a lazy Fuck who wants it easy.

So ends my take, /tg/.

I hope you enjoyed.

Pic very related.

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>>19802486
you sir win the internet

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>>19802486

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>>19802486

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>>19766361
>mfw oh my god my sides

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>>19802486

Would someone mind screen capping or archiving this? I've never done either, I've been up for thirty something hours, and I typed this all on my phone.

I'd like to think I made something worth preserving.

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>>19802347
It's over now; I'll grab the few worth posting. Some of these are just picture albums or characters from animes or videogames, though; I'll skip those.

This is the GM's own sheet, seems like he just added everything, plus a way to add any powers he forgot.

Name: Kazuma
last:
gender:male
race: mutated pureblood vampire
clan:outsider
Powers:super speed, super strength , control of other vampires, mutation (due to his mutation and being a pureblood powers are randomly developing in him as he changes adding to his arsenal, steal power (if he has drunken enough blood from something he begins to gain powers from them), wind control, immunity to all parasites, daywalker, Wolf form, Wolf Charactaristics,
disciption: (generic anime photo; they all used these)
Personaity:Kazuma is cold at first but if you gain his trust he is loyal kind and playful. He is calm most of the time but when pushed he flys into rage rather easily if you know his weakness
background history:Kazuma was born as a pureblood but even as a child he was seen as different .. When a powerful pureblood who control the winds showed up Kazuma tricked him and drained him dry gaining the mans power... The other purebloods thought him mad so he was locked away and fed random travelers as his power grew the clan of vampires watching him become less able to control him and so sent in a man who's powers they thought would distract and stall him but the power to track the women he would love became ingrained in his mind and he flew into a rage as they tried to stop him from getting to where she was... He now enters this city looking for her houndreds of years out of date and calling upon the strange tracking power when he needs guidance he seeks more powers and her..

>>19802570
Already in the archives with seven votes.

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Here's that infamous Selena's sheet, broken into two parts, though I'm still leaving out a metric asston of spells and stats (though not one spell was a time portal, I assure you).

Name:Selena
Age:thousand of years old
Gender:Female'
race:Litch
Hold's the sword called the undead sword little is know of how this sword works....combined with Rane's old sword so anything it cuts into comes part of the sword, Making the holder of the sword stronger.....
Powers:Powers of a vampire and Litch mixed together to greatly amplify her power, A spirit akin to a ghost that can rejuvinate to a place desired by her or be bound as a lich can. Binding her soul shoul she know her capture is emanant and would not be able to escape as a ghost. Though her destruction of either her soul or body means nothing anymore. Her soul will reform at her desire as a ghost does and her body as well.
Being a full on litch and a class 7 Necro ability. creates light where there was darkness, to animate the bodies of the dead, and to move with unearthly speed.pool of powers to draw from, each of the five forms holds the key to a select set of knowledge

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Selena part 2/2

Background----Selena is a half breed born Human and Vampire she can't control her self around the smell of blood...or her mate....Selena has been a loner for a very long time always sitting back and watching the other vampire's fight with each other into who has control and who should be head clan leader and when the war broke out Selena hid into the forest and watched from the side lines and now she wants to raise up and make all vampires bow down to her,Selena has now become Nearly untouchable she's a litch a very powerful litch
Personality:Being Necromancer Selena is very powerful now and will stop at nothing to make sure her plans fall to where she wishes them too.She is completely insane and enjoys inflicting pain or having pain inflicted to her, She loves to play with everything and everyone and has all the time in the world to play with everyone.
Love interstest-->None at the moment

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Is anyone interested in these character sheets or should I let the thread die?

>>19802699
Continue with the sheets, they're horrific. And the spelling, and grammar, dear god they're bad. I love it.

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The only roleplay i was in was fairly controlled, battle-wise. All battles were held with GM on a sidelines and they were fairly lethal (little to no "lol i teleport out"). First each of players would describe how they attack, then GM would state the outcome. God-modding and powerlevels beyond the first season of Dragonball were frowned upon, so it was all fairly grounded too. Actual battle GMing was fair, because the guy who did that wasn't interested in anything else - backstories, plans, special awesomeness of characters - he wanted only to watch characters kill each other (and, i say, would be a good Riddle of Steel GM).
However, every, and i mean EVERY SINGLE BASTARD had some kind of invisibility cloak. One even went as far as to note that his character doesn't emit any kind of smell. As i was fairly new to forum i made a desert-dwelling snakeman priest (literally the first PC snakeman on forum, before they were mostly mooks to slaughter en masse.) And so began the adventures of humble prophet Soth in a land of invisible half-demon ninjas.
Should i continue?

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>>19802570
Also available in handy capped form.

>>19802709
It's your funeral. There are only a few text filled ones anyways.

Name: Byron Steele
Gender: Male
Age: 21 (Preceptionally)
Race: Pure Blood Vampire
Powers: He possesses the the vampiric powers to charm and awe supernaturally. He has supernatural strength and speed far beyond the ken of mortal man and most immortal. Such is a burst of speed that he can seem to become invisible or instantly move from one place to another. He can see and read the auras of others and read the thoughts of those with whom he makes eye contact. From a particular specialization of his progenitor, he has unearthly endurance and resistance to harm both natural and supernatural. He can even withstand indirect sunlight without harm, though many of his powers are weakened. He gains power over those from whom he has fed thrice and can bestow power (i.e. create minions) by feeding his blood to them (his pet is such). When he feeds, he can create a rapture in his victim that is quite intoxicating. Of those he has fed from, he can with a return of a drop of the blood taken, impart healing back.
Theme Song: Every Day is the Same - Nine Inch Nails

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>>19802746

>>19802737

Yes.

>>19802737
Go for it.

>>19802737
Yes you should. In the meantime, I'm getting Altair's (surprisingly short) sheet all together in one post, complete with pic.

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Name:Altair
gender:Male
race:Demon/Angel/unknown
clan: None

Powers:regeneration, super physical/mental attributes (str, speed ect), black/white magic , Demon magic, Angel magic, Power copy, Power steal, Blood magic, Hellfire,
disciption: http://imageshack.us/f/156/dizb.png/ *main pic wont upload.* (ed. note- pic in use is pic related.)
Personaity:Altair is a demon he is nice when around Olive or his family but otherwise he is known to be rather violent and delighting in murdering and fighting.
background history:Altair was born during a time where castles didnt exist and hadnt been thought of yet... during his mothers pregnancy they turned him into a archdemon and once he was born his family was slaughtered and an archangel was forcefully placed into him.
Love interstest-->Altair has fallen for Olive and has bound himself mind and soul to her forever and has taken her as his Queen.

>>19802772
You know, the castles thing is really fucking vague.

You could put it at 9th century for traditional castles, but if you count earthworks and hill forts then you have to go into BC.

>>19802808
I'm more confused as to who "they" was and what the point was of "them" putting an archangel into a baby's body.

Guys. Read this guy's problems, then his species.

Name: Joseph
last: Cross
gender: Male
race: Angel
Powers: He doesn't really have powers thought he does have a curse he can't die no matter what. He also heals whatever wounds are dealt to him though some take more time then others.(trust me he has tried everything.)
disciption:
Under his clothes there are hundreds if not thousands of scars records of his past attempts to end his own life. He has a large scar running across his neck that seems fresh.
Personaity: Joseph is a very strange person one second he is happy and the next he's depressing.
background history: Jospeh doesn't remember much about his life before his curse but he does remember waking up in a dark box. He remembers clawing his way out of that box till his fingers bled then watching them heal instantly. He remembers walking the streets in a daze and getting hit by a car before sitting up like nothing happened. After some time he wanted to just end it but no matter what he tried he just couldn't a part of him thinks this is cool but the other half of him see's himself as a monster and wants to die.
Love interstest--> He really doesn't think any girl would love a monster like him.

>>19802737
I must say, this doesn't end with total forum meltdown or anything -Just a tale of a nation rising up from the status of "mooks", life and death of Snake Jesus and a shift from "i'm inviiiisble" style of combat over the entire forum.

As for now, Soth. The snake equivalent of poor farmboy with minor powers granted by god of the desert (namely, manipulation of sand (minor amount) and heat (again, just able to heat something to "rare"). Plus a weapon - two trench shovel-like harpoons linked with a chain. Not particularly impressive among wizards amuletted up like a christmas tree, Glaive-(not spear, those abominations wielded by Illidan)-wielding magical assassins and druidic werewolves able to summon a huge treant from a sapling. However, at that time a lot of combat was... MMORPG-like. "Contemplating, huffing, puffing and changing hair color i throw X at him!" "i go invisible and dick around!", this jazz. As for other roleplay...

>>19802842
I think that's most of any noteworthy characters, but I'll post any more I may have missed. Though, some were literally just preexisting characters, including Nero from Devil May Cry 4, a few anime characters, and Miku Hatsune.

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>>19802856
...the roleplaying was standart "several noble guilds dick over each other while fighting the threat from a desert (us) and being dicked over by BBEG (played by one of the admins). Soth was groomed out to be a minor villain, a fitting role for forum newbie- to try something, get character killed, then get another better character. The usual drill. So, while broodings, assassinations and destructions of taverns went, i (and another few guys from near the desert region) began... well, what i as of today would call Tucker's snakemen.

>>19802842

The sad thing is, the concept is fine, the execution is terrible. One can fairly play an immortal/indestructible being. This man just chooses to play his with a single digit IQ.

OP should've tried legally gaining control of the castle of the Demon King. Nothing quite like the joy of evicting your nemesis from property you now own.

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>>19802898
Darn it.
Well, sorry, real life calls but i'll be back and if this thread will still be alive in 3-4 hours i'll be back and post story much more detailed as i'd post now. If no, will create a new thread (and freeform general).
Coming up: 100+ uses of sand swing, people actually thinking in combat and most sadistic dungeons in history of that forum. Oh, and chain-shoveling people.

>>19802912
I agree with you, but what gets me on this particular sheet is that he believes Angel=horrible monster.
I'm not even sure any form of media, ever, has ever said that angels are horrific beasts.
...or broody immortal teenagers, but still.

>>19802937
Besides the Bible, you mean?

Or do FLAMING EYE WHEELS not count as monstrous to you because you've been on /d/ for too long?

>>19802937

Theoretically an angel could be a horrible monster in terms of interactions with humans with regards to their actions and treatment of another species. On that note they could also appear as a horrible beast based upon biblical scripture or the various mythos of other religions. But that of course would be based upon what a human considers monstrous in appearance or nature.

And quite frankly the poster of said profile probably lacks the intellect to justify an angel of said calibre. So quite frankly I largely agree that his opinion on angels is rather off.

>>19802965
True, that might be what they were originally depicted as, but mass media, and almost every description besides that, describes them as merely winged, usually beautiful humanoids. Besides which, he only appeared AS a human, not some bizarre monstrosity.

>>19802937
Um, have you ever read Biblical descriptions of angels? They're freaky as hell. There's one group of them (Thrones) that form God's throne. They're described as great flaming wheels covered in unblinking eyes, who also constantly sing of God's glory.

There's a chart somewhere that has a bunch of illustrations of what all the different angels look like, and most of them are alien-looking.

>>19803000
So... What you are saying is that Evangelion was more or less spot on.

>>19803000
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_angelic_hierarchy
Alright, so according to Wikipedia, three of the nine spheres appear nonhuman, but the rest still seem to be winged humans. So, we both seem to be partly right.

>>19802936
I'll be waiting.

You know, reading up on the rest of Lovecraft's stories I'm more than convinced we're dealing with elder and outer gods in Evangelion.

I'm sure Rei/Lilith is Shub-Niggurath or some equivalent, and SEELE is a more sophisticated outspring from one of the ancient secret cults from the very first man.

>>19803091
This.
Even the human-like angels have an aura that robs even battle-hardened soldiers of any will or strenght.

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>>19802936
Okay, so i'm back and before storytime will be storytimed, some words about the world. A lot of names i do not remember, so bear with me. There were two interwinding stories in the RP: Chosen One versus Evil Demon King and houses conflicting over the successor for the throne (mostly towards which house said Chosen One will gravitate - guess who is prophesied successor?).

So, houses.
Red House (Dragonclaw or Dragonfang... well, FYIAD house) were totally descendants of some dragon and protectors of civilized world from Evils of Evil Desert of Evilness. The one house that, despite its supposed (and actual) military might was the least harmful (and even unwillingly helpful).

Blue House: Most of the campaign they were... around, making sure they got the best slice of pie from any victory and suffered the least when defeated. To be fair, that was only because their magister was the best planner on forum.

Green house - oh boy, where do i start. Imagine average werewolf:the werewolfing larp. Add furry convention, wiccan gathering and eco-terrorists meeting. Shake, but not stir. Their main contribution was a huge amount of dark and brooding lone wolves running around. Yes, even with playing a snakeman i couldn't even get close to sheer amount of furriness they radiated.

And, well, snakepeople. Numerous, wild, nomadic and fair game for each of the houses. And me, an acolyte of desert god with few worshippers.

Picture related: green house (Wolfpack of the west, quite an ironic title considering how much of them were dark-corner inhabiting "i work alone" sort of guys.)

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>>19804233
Now, how this house thing worked. Over time characters got some amount of resources and were free to buy something with them, either for themselves or for their house. Resurrections, pardon, "miraculous survivals" were there too and costed a fuckton. Pretty simple, but effective system. Now, combat was rare, specially BECAUSE combat DM was capricious russian sadist who subsided on character deaths and tomb of horrors-level dungeons (that was the other game and the other story). So combat between tho people without "extra lives" was restricted to mean looks and threats. It wasn't uncommon to buy a couple of "extra lives" on a starting amount of resources, leaving characters (except for GM's characters) fairly grounded.
As for Soth, he didn't buy any extra equipment or lives. Instead i asked GMs how much a number of traps and construction of a lair will cost. Then i sat down to paint and, after a night of planning, secretly sent map of my lair to combat DM.
And he was very pleased with it.

Where did OP and that mary sue game go? I'm still trying to find it so I can lurk.

>>19804771
I'm wondering where Lizardman guy went off to.

>>19804771

Found that game, now we wait for the lizardman.

>>19804989
Yeah, definetly needing more Snake Jesus.

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>>19804521
Now i'll fast forward some roleplaying on one side and building the most devious Dungeon Keeper stuff out there (as a snakeman i wasn't really welcome in any of three houses' high events). Over that time my character grew a bit and gained notoriety for extorting "taxes" from passing merchants (a largely harmless action i tried to roleplay in most M.Bison-y fashion). It was one fateful day when Reds decided to give a shit and destroy the "villainous bandit" by hands of another forum newcomer, a squire. And thus began the hilariously inept raid on lair filled with non-magical (yes, that's important) traps.

>>19804926
>>19804989
workstuff. Updates will be, but at some intervals.

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>>19805350

We can only hope he shows up. Pic sort of related.

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>>19805386

>non magical traps

All of my YES

>>19805386
I feel this is gonna be hilarious. And i am seldom wrong.

>>19805386
Enter the square - female character and some sort of thief/mage hybrid with throwing knives and firebolt spell. And a backup of some soldiers. And, well, there was their first mistake - just walking in the den like it was some sort of heroic dungeon.
The second mistake was connected to a rule similar to Look Out, Sir! - if you are in a squad, soldiers can shield you from attacks or triggered traps by heroically sacrificing themselves. You could see where it's going.
The third and last mistake - relying on magic sense to search for traps. Yes, mission impossible-style lasers and their magical equivalents are cool. Yes, everyone and their mother is using them apparently. No, that doesn't mean that you will be able to detect simple tripwires, lever traps that collapse the ceiling and wall hatches. To be fair, after half the squad was dead Squire player catched up, checking EVERYTHING before going past.

>>19805797
Nicely done. Though i dont understand what was the problem with the Look out Sir rule. If they didnt have the soldiers they would have probably all died in the first traps they triggered.

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>>19805797
That hardly affected sandfalls, hatches and like, though it did earned the squad a few unfortunate kills. However, after all was said, done and triggered , the painfully lonesome Squire entered the last room, simply because she couldn't go back anymore. Well, she could if she brought anything suitable for digging instead of throwing knives.
What met her was Soth, in full priest getup, with the smuggest expression reptilian face could do and two glasses of fresh water in his hands. Surrounded by blowgunners. With more blowgunners behind the walls.

>>19805908
The problem is - it is always more tempting to just sacrifice a "mook" instead of getting a wound.

>>19806047

You, sir, are some classy reptile.

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>>19806047

This guy over here was the only thing I could think of after reading this.

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>>19806047
Now there are two possible outcomes - either you understand you're clearly outnumbered, the whole crawl is going by combat rules (with aforementioned DM) and you'll be better off surrendering...
...or hope that your opponent is load-bearing and by killing him everything will magically disappear, turn on your cloak of invisibility and attack.

Now, to just tell "shoot" to bodyguards was... ungentlemanly, so, putting vital water aside (and it was such a nice gesture!), Soth readied his unholy contraption of a weapon.

>>19806309
Ungentlemanly Dragon Clan Scum. Good sir, I expect you gave him as good a trashing as he deserved for ruining your tea party?

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We're still waiting.

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>>19806309
Yes, i know.

Well, now i want to tell you about weapon practicality in different settings. And choice of equipment in general. Namely, when 99% of your options are long-range one this isn't very smart especially in freeform RP with fightan wizards. On the other hand, as horrifying in retrospect spade-chucks are, they DO have long-and short-range options.

So, as bodyguards left the room, Soth swung the chain widely across the room.

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>>19807043
the chain bended mid-flight, tangling around opponent's leg, knocking her down and, more importantly, getting sand to form a nice outline. Then, i pulled. Partly because fireballs had sizeable AoE effect and, while dishing AoE is nice (i'd say it's probably the best combat tool in many RPs, not to mention OOtS explosion size-problems solved chart), getting under one is quite painful. Now, in close combat, there was rogue who already thrown out most of her daggers (some of them did even hit) versus fighter with a spade, some bluff and a mean left hook. The plan was: to simulate problematic situation of weapon being tangled, swing with leftover spade "clumsily" but with enough threat to make opponent demonstrate skill by blocking it (both knives, crossed, like cool people do it), then... well, i did have a free hand.