HARDER, BUTLER, SWAGGIER, FASTER.Into every generation a Butler is born: one man in all the world, a Chosen One. He alone will wield the swag and skill to catch the ladies, dames, and the armies of bitches; to get into their hearts and to add them to the family.He is Hayate, The Combat Butler.>ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen/order/asc/-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-"Here." You grab his arm and pull him into a store you would not have dared enter if you were still... a male."Here? You sure?" He asks as he looks up at he purple sign."Yep." You grin at his discomfort."I.. I'll wait outside." He says as he pulls away."NOPE. I need your advice on some... things."This makes him swallow dryly and he allows you to drag him inside Slaanesh' Secrets.>WAT DO INSIDE?>you are playing as SUSAN for now
>>19746318Goddamn you. You would start this the moment I go to sleep. Pic related is for falling asleep in the shower.
>>19746318Fuck Yeah !
oh nooooo I'm about to go to bedGood luck folks.
>oh wow noone noticed the thing in the last thread. Heh. good to see I can still get stuff through you guysWE'RE FUCKED
Soooo.. uhhh. wat do?
>>19746377Boots. Gloves. Maybe a corset? Iunno just ask Slaanesh for stuff for a girl-who-was-recently-a-guy-and-is-confused-and-scared.
>>19746377For now, something vanilla. For comfort, mostly. maybe one slightly racy thing like a garter or something, just to make Hayate squirm.No need to go full-on dominatrix just yet.
You walk through the store, dragging your 'brother' by the arm."Why h-here?" He asks "I can't just buy stuff from the RCS like you, you know?" You answer, referring to his drawer of cheap boxers."B-but... How about Piccolo's?""I'm in the mood for something... Better." You tell him."Hello hello hello..." Came the smooth, slightly unnerving greeting from the store's proprietor."What can I do to you two today?" It asks."I'm just looking around." you answer it."Feel free to try anything on.... That goes for you too." It says as it turns towards Hayate.The boy backs away and mumbles "No thanks."You drag him towards the back where the simple stuff was.You begin picking out pairs of underwear as he stands there stiffly.[ ]Just relax will you?[ ]Want to try something on?[ ]other
>>19746491[x]Want to try something on?ERRY DAYI'M TROLLIN'
>>19746491"If you don't stop being a nervous wuss, I *will* make you try something on."
fuck off to irc or somethingjust stop being tg-cancer
>>19746545We go through this every day. You know why we can't and won't leave, you know multiple methods of how to avoid us, and you know that none of us really gives a fuck.I just kinda pity you at this point.
"Want to try something on?" You ask him, pretending to size him up for some lacy thing you picked at random."O-of course not!" "Well then, stop being so nervous or I will make you wear something.""...okay.""There we go, now be a dear and carry follow me."You lead him to the changing rooms and leave him to wait outside.As you tried on one of the sets you've chosen inside, a random thought passed through your mind.'WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING?'-------------------------------------------------------------->HAYATE POVYou stand outside the changing room that your 'twin' had occupied.Eyes scan the store for danger and doom remembering all of the uncomfortable stuff that has happened to you here before."Hey.. You still there?" She asks from behind the curtains"Yeah.""Don't run away okay?""Yeah. Yeah. Just... hurry."Minutes pass, the soft rustling of clothes and your own heightened heartbeat the only things you hear.The curtain is drawn, much to your surprise, and there she stands in a simple pair of light blue underwear."So... How does it look?"[ ]Great[ ]Okay I guess.[ ]What are you doing?!
>>19746620"Nice. Matches your hair."
>SUSAN POV"Great." he answers with a smile."Glad you like it, Stay right there okay. I still have lots to try out." you close the curtains again.'Goddammit! why does he have to smile like that?! Just what the hell am I doing?' you think as you switch into something racier.It's a lacy, black pair.Something you yourself would not have normally tried on, but somehow you feel like doing so right now.After a few final adjustments in the full length mirror in the small box, you open the purple curtains again."S-so? How does this look?" You ask him**ROLLEM**>taking the 3rd
rolled 61 = 61>>19746734"The style is nice, but I think lighter colours suit you better."
>oh wow noone noticed the thing in the last thread. Heh. good to see I can still get stuff through you guysWas it this?>"The one with long long hair?">"Who?"
rolled 54 = 54>>19746734"You cannot imagine the awkwardness of the boner I have right now"
rolled 54 = 54MY ROLL IS THE ROLL THAT WILL PIERCE THE LOLITA BUTTS
rolled 3 = 3>>19746734"Why boner?"
>>19746752He's probably referring to Miki. He saw her at the houseparty, after all.
>>19746763Oh yeah, there was that Miki sidequest the other day where we made her go fall asleep in Hayate's bed.That's probably still waiting for us I guess.
>>19746763I'm not sure, that was specifically referring to blonde girls who've been in the store with Hayate before. I didn't say anything in the previous thread because Talktalk was being stupid and not letting me post until it was pretty much over.So yeah, possiblity for another time travel thing we have to deal with. (long blonde hair? A-tan?)Fuck, still can't post images
>>19746592Look at you sick fucks, You're forcing a female version of yourself to try on increasingly skimpier clothing while you ... "wait outside" .. and this female version of yourself is idealized waifu wankfuel. Creepy is a mild word for you sickos. Your existence is an insult to /tg and all that is good in the universe. And, so, as I pray, UNLIMITED SAGE WORKS
>>19746760"It's okay I guess." He answers, trying his hardest to look elsewhere."You aren't even looking!" you say in annoyance."I am!" "No you're not! If you don't look, I'm taking the top off right now.""...! I'm looking! I'm looking!" and finally, he gets an eyeful."So... Like it?""Y-yeah..""Good. You're paying for it after-all." Again you close the curtains.'WHY AM I ACTING LIKE THIS?' you ask yourself as you resist the urge to knock your head against the wall.The curtains are suddenly disturb and he forces his way inside the cramped dressing room."W-what are y-you doing?!"
>>19746822Actually we're not forcing anyone to do anything. Going shopping was her own idea (LG's). Furthermore, neither Susan nor Hayate is fapfuel for me. I can't speak for the other players, but I've never once gotten the sense that anyone is literally fapping as they read the quest updates.Come to think of it, I don't believe I've ever gotten any real fapfuel out of this quest. I pretty much just fap to futanari and monstergirls.
Saging you for the good of the universe.That's what I'm doing.
>>19746854>saging>on a slow board>at a slow time>when nobody caresOnly 270 more posts and your sages will start meaning something!
>>19746843Who is Hayate hiding from?
>>19746848You know what, I take that back. I sometimes get the sense that LG is fapping whenever he trolls us, using our tears as lubrication.But never to any sexual situation arising in the game, implied or otherwise.
>>19746869Whoever it is, it's going to lead to MISUNDERSTANDINGS
>>19746867I sage you because I hate what you are, and what you represent.
He forces you into the corner, his body touching yours."What are you doing?!" You asked him again."Don't say a word!" he tells you, an intense look on his face."What... Just get out!"His hand flies up to silence you, his other one holding you by the shoulder."Quiet... It will be over soon." He whispers dangerously.[ ]PUNCH[ ]KICK[ ]SCREAM[ ]Other
Give in to him.
>>19746909[x]OtherWe know we're not really the type to rape girls in changerooms, so something must be up.Stay quiet, but give him the most venomous goddamn glare ever, and maybe twist his ear enough that it hurts.
>>19746931This. We're basically the same person, and we're not a rapist.
>>19746909[x]OtherWe know him, he wouldn't try to force himself on us.Calm down, think about this.The last time we were here...assume that Frank or Hard Gay, or both, are outside and he's trying to hide.Stay quiet.
>>19746939Well if we're the same person, it's legally not rape. It's masturbation.
>>19746956>>19746939>>19746931GENRE SAVVY, HO!
>>19746909[x]OtherMentillate him and demand he explain what he's doing.
>>19746965But it's not genre savvy. Hayate and Susan are 99.99% identical. Literally the only difference between the two is that one spent about a week and a half as a woman.Naturally that difference will grow eventually, but Susan hasn't changed so much as to not know what sort of a person Hayate is, or more importantly, what sort of person Hayate is not. And Hayate is not a rapist.
>>19746958Susan's been officially listed by the Bureau as our Sister. Therefore, it's Rape. Incestuous Rape, legally.
>>19746958>Well if we're the same person, it's legally not rape. It's masturbation.There is no legal basis for this.
You decide to follow what he was saying, but you do it begrudgingly.'Just what the hell is going on?' you mentillate him as you give him the angriest glare you could muster.He eases up on the hold he has on your mouth and answers, 'It's Frank.''Frank?''FRANK!' his eyes show genuine fear.'I thought he was on a trip or something?''HE'S HERE! HIDE ME!' he pleads, both hands now on your shoulders.'...''please...' his fingers dig into your skin.'....can't you go invisible? or have you forgotten how to do that?' you ask with narrowed eyes.'...!' and without a further word he disappears, invisibility activated, and walks back out.You lean against the wall, sweat forming at your brow.With a hand on your heaving chest, you try and calm yourself down.True, you knew he wasnt one to try anything. Of course he woudnt, he, this other you, was far too much of a pure soul to do so.But the thought of that happening... well, to be honest.. got to you.'WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME?!' you think as you slide down to the floor.-------------------------------------------------------------Minutes later, he slips you his badge to pay for the stuff you bought.Frank was indeed in the store, walking around with a nametag and an apron.It seems that dangerous creature was working here now, explaining your male-self's earlier actions.As you walk out the door, he drops the invisibility and lets out a sigh of relief."So... Where do you want to go now?" He asks you.You shake your head in response."No, I think I'm okay for now. What about you? Is there anything you want to check out?"WHERE GO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
>>19746909OtherSo was it billy or frank that just walked in?
>>19747060Go see if cogbeards jewellery shop is about. Otherwise head to Pantasia for some pie and buns
>>19747060>>19747060Go hit up the watch shop and see if Cogbeard is in.
>>19747060>WHERE GO OH MASTER BUTLERS?Let's go to Pantasia and get some pie for lunch.
>>19747060Home. Don't think we need anything else.
Jemma's jewellers that was the shop we got Nanoha's locket from and that cogbeard worked at
>>19747070>>19747077"So, Susan, want a cream pie?"Straight face the whole time.
>>19747101We must say that when we take her there. Oblivious of all innuendo
>>19747060JEMMA'S JEWELLERY JAMBOREE
"Well... We do need to get the watch checked out. And that Jewelry place is right there... Care to accompany me inside?" You ask her."Sure." She answers as she takes the arm you offered.Inside Jemma's you again find the cheerful woman behind the counter."Oh hai, welcome back! Did she enjoy the necklace?" She asks you, thinking that the necklace, the one you had made for your girlfriend, was for Susan."Yeah, She did." You answer her with a smile of your own."Anyway, we were wondering if your watchmaker was back. I think I broke my watch further.""Oh Cogbeard? Well..."**roll for cogbeard being there**>considering the first 5 rolls
rolled 63 = 63>>19747184eh
>>19747184Rolling, please be there.
rolled 26 = 26>>19747191lol nubdice goes in the e-mail field.
rolled 43 = 43May as well.
rolled 76 = 76>>19747200Yeah, misread the field; that was pretty fail of me.
rolled 47 = 47And a short angry beer soaked sentient beard is attracted to the smell of our watch
>>19747206"..Well, He's still not in yet. We did get word that he might drop by this weekend for some stuff he left in his workroom. Why? What happened to your watch?""I think a gear fell out." You tell the woman."Oh? Mind if I took a look at it?"[ ]show her the watch[ ]No thank you.
show it to her
You know The Doctor DID tell us not to show the thing off everywhere.
>>19747331We have shown it to her in the past, it won't make any difference
Show her then go for pie.
>>19747295[ ] Nope
You pull the watch out of your pocket and hand it over to her.She opens it's cover and looks intently at the cracked face."Did you drop this?" She asks."No.. It.. It cracked on it's own.""And where is this gear that you say dropped out?"Susan pulls out her handkerchief and shows her the pieces that she collected."Ah, I see. It looks like you broke one of the timing gears for the stopwatch system." she says as she uses a magnifier to look at it closer."It's a simple enough fix really, even I could do it. Unfortunately, I don't think we have a gear with the right dimensions to replace this one." She tells you as she picks up the largest piece with tweezers."You could leave your watch here and I'll can have Cogbeard look at it when he wanders in if you'd like."[ ]Leave the Casiopeoa[ ]no thank you.
>>19747402Leave it and our contact information, we're only going to break it worse if we keep using it.
>>19747402[ ]no thank you.It would be risky to leave something as precious and rare as a pocket-sized time manipulation device. Best not let it get to the wrong hands.
>>19747402Lave it there.Can you tell me as soon as he arrives please? I would like to see what he knows about repairing some of the other functionsThen let's go take Susan so she can at some pie while we get or hands on dem buns
>>19747402No freaking way, we can just come by on the weekend.
>>19747402[X]No thank youWay to valuable to just drop off at a shop, besides, we should meet Cogbeard ourselves.
NOPE.We're not letting this thing out of our sight.Just ask her to contact us if the dorf ever does arrive this weekend.We can get here in a flash after-all
>>19747402Neg. But if you could give us a call when he comes back in...?
We will miss him if we don't leave itBut if we leave it then trolling happens and we lose it to something
>>19747402>leave it>it gets stolen>we never go back in time to knock up Perrine>NEGAYATE YOU FIEND[x] nope
"No thank you. I think I'd rather hang on to it for now.""Well, that's understandable of course. It does look like such a valuable piece.""Could you please possibly contact me if he does come in this weekend?" you ask this too-cheerful lady."Of course, Just write your name down here and we'll contact you through your Device."She hands you a large blue ledger.After writing your name down and closing the book, you excuse yourselves and walk out of her store."Well that's a bust." Susan says as she leans against a lamp-post."Yeah. I hope he does come in this weekend""Well, we can only hope right? So, where to now?"WHERE GO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
>>19747479Soft buns and creampies.
>>19747479"Well, I'm thinking about giving you a creampie..."
>>19747479So, do you feel like eating some pie?
>>19747486Too crude. We need to segue into it a bit more naturally.
[x] No thank you
>>19747515Any suggestions? I think the suddenness of it adds to the humor myself. Only way it could be better is if she were in the middle of drinking something for a spit take.
I don't know about you but I feel like some eating some fresh hot pie, maybe while getting my hands on some buns
>>19747479>come home, MSQ running>heat must be getting to me>double check>joy joy joypantasia, its been to long since we got some fresh bread from there!
"Well... How do you feel about pie?"She raises an eyebrow, a cocky smile on her face."Just because I turned into a girl, doesn't mean I don't enjoy pie anymore."Arm-in-arm you head into Pantasia--------------------------------------->SUSAN POV"Oh hey Hayate! Welcome back." greeted Tsukino from behind the counter.Back then, you actually looked forward to going to Tsukino's shop and exchanging inane banter with her..But now, as you walked in and watch her smile and wave at him, you think you understand why Hina, Perrinne and Nanoha don't like it here."Oh and is this your new girlfriend?" She asks with a look at you that you really don't like for some reason.WAT SAY?>you are saying this as Susan
>>19747591No, I am his twin sister.( she just has an anti woman aura doesn't she )
>>19747591No.I am his twin, Hayate tells me you have very good buns and pie so I am here to see for myself
>>19747591"i am his twin sister, susan. a 'pleasure' to meet you."
>>19747591"I'm his twin sister, Susan. Pleasure to meet you."*Flirty eyes*"I just love Soft buns and Pie, and my dear brother mentioned yours were absolutely lovely. I'd love to try some."Susan can play the troll game too.
>>19747591"Nope, twin sister."Quick someone suggest innuendo.
Hey guys, how about while we are in town we trade bunny mode and clone programs for neko mode? We can explain the clone protocol to Susan.
"Nope. Twin sister." You tell her but tighten your held on his arm."I just flew in the other day and boy are my arms tired.""hahaha." She laughs flatly as she eyed the point where your arms met. "I'm Tsukino. You are?" she asks"I've heard loads from my brother about you. I'm Susan.""Oh. What have you been telling her about me?" She asks Hayate, now ignoring you completely."Just about how nice you are. And how good the bread you make is." He answers."Oh you!" And she gives him the largest smile, one that you really don't like, that she could."So what would you be having?" She asks him, and in extension, you.WAT BUY?>you will be answering this as HAYATE
>>19747707Nutella cake. it's calming for the nerves.and what the hell are we doing?
>>19747707Oh come on, no innuendo?
>>19747707Something Lunch-ey.Steak-and-Kidney pies, perhaps?
>>19747718On a date with ourselves.
>>19747707Some of her fresh firm buns and some hot pie and some cream
>>19747707How about some fresh buns? And a slice of pie, with cream?
>>19747707"Hey Sis, how about I give you a cream pie and a bun in the oven."
>>19747755but why. why are we doing this? Is LG just trying to trick us into thinking we need to have sex with our self? because all I see happening is mounting sexual tension.
>>19747818>>19747814>>19747793Blatant innuendo aside, that sounds like an awful lunch.
>>19747707"Some nice meaty buns, and a couple slices of sweet blueberry pie.">>19747838>because all I see happening is mounting sexual tensionAgreed, but it seems that it is the will of the majority, and at the same time gives LG more avenues to troll us.
>>19747838Because it is Tsukino and she brings out the stupidAnd because we want to have sex with ourself because we are that narcissistic
>>19747838Hey, it's lunch, I just want some bread, and to have a bit of pie.I actually have no reason beyond simple hunger for suggesting those items.
>>19747707"We'll have one of your Bananuttella cakes, a dozen of those creampuffs and I would like your pie." You tell her."Oh. You'd like to have my pie would you.""I would indeed. It's just too delicious to ignore.""Well I'm glad you like it that much. Maybe sometime you could help me in the kitchen and handle it yourself?""Yeah, I think I would like to get some hands-on experience with that oven of yours." You tell her, envying the nice industrial oven they had at the bakery."Ohohoho. Watch out though, my oven is hot, you jsut might get burned.""I'll wear gloves. Won't hurt me even If I stick my hands all in there.""Eep! You're too much Hayate." She says as Susan elbows you in the ribs.'This happened before...' you think as you turned to her."Anything you want?" You asked your twin."... I want some of that." She points somwhere below your belt.Behind you, on a tray inside the glass cabinet, were corndogs."She'll have a couple of those then." You say as you turn back to Tsukino."Just pack it in the bag with the other things. I'm eating it at home." Susan adds.You don't know why, but the store just got a couple of degrees colder.Tsukino packs your purchases, and hands you the bags.As you handed her your badge to pay, she asks you, "I was wondering, we're short of people for this weekend, the guys are headed to some competition. Maybe you'd like to come work for us?"[ ]Yes[ ]No[ ]IOther
>>19747942[x]No"Sorry, but my schedule is already full for this weekend."We've got too many projects to work on, and we need to be able to go to Jemma's Jewelry at a moment's notice in order to catch Cogbeard.
>>19747942[x] Other"How about I ask a bunch of my friends if they'd like to stir your mixing bowl, knead your dough, or push loaves into your rack?"
>>19747971True, But if we were in the shop next door, woudn't that mean we would be in a better position to do so?Although, we do need to get to work in the garden
>>19747942Sorry, I am already busy this weekend.As much as working with Buns would be fun missing making our pond, hives and catching cogbeard would be badWe could manage it if we left our watch at Jemma's but I know everyone here is too paranoid to consider putting it down
>>19747971it's also wednesday, and we have plenty of time to get stuff done before the weekend. our schedule isn't jampacked.
>>19747942No, sorry. My weekend's all filled up.I could find you someone else to help though.Then we get team what is a vagina to man her store.
>>19748023>Team What is a Vagina getting innuendo thrown at themHAHA. THIS.
>>19747942>Other"What do you think, Susan?"Then, if either of them raise an eyebrow."After all, you're just as good of a cook as me."
>>19748023Oh god this.We both win points with her and we get an utterly awesome scenario out of it
>>19748052"Oh Sousuke, I don't know how I'm going to manage all these deliveries alone. Will you grab my buns and come with me? And while you have the chance, I need a couple new cream pies.""Don't worry Miss Tsukino. I will carry your buns, and Mikey will fix your creampie problem."
>>19748133Oh god that image. His eyes devour the soul
She's obviously giving us an oppertunity to get some personal time with her goods, which the male members of the shop would otherwise keep from us, but sadly, we're in a committed relationship with another bakery.I agree we send her Team What Is a Vagina. Shirou is a great cook, iirc, and Sasuke loves nice soft bread, so...
>>19748133Just for that you're going on my filter list.
>>19747942team what is a vagina>>19748133>my sides
>>19748159>filtering a man for posting Bob "The Beast" SappFor all the valid reasons one might have for blocking a namefag, this is the worst.
>>19748159For posting a picture of the athropomorphizing subroutine of one of Sousuke's actual guns?
>>19748159Why are you here if you hate fun?
"No, sorry. My weekend's all filled up." you answer her."I could try find you someone else to help though."You see a hint of disappointment on her face before it's again covered up by her usual smile."You could?""I could ask some of the others in my class."She reaches for your hands and holds them tightly in hers."That's great! You'd help us out oh so much.""Well, I'm not guaranteeing it, but I'll do what I can.""Thank you Hayate!" She pulls you towards her across the counter for a hug.The brief embrace was cut short with Susan tugging at your arm and saying"Don't you think it's about time we went back home? The girls are waiting you know?"Again that cold sensation runs across your skin."Oh... Right. Yeah. Well, Tsukino. We'll be going now. I'll contact you later if I find someone to help you out."YOu see her shoot Susan a look, and then turn you again with that smile of hers."Okay! Bye! I'll be waiting for you to get back to me!"She hands you your purchases and the two of you step out of the bakery."You really are an idiot, you know that?" Susan mutters as you close the door behind you.[ ]What?[ ]Err.. Yeah?
>>19748227[x]What?"Okay, obviously you can see now what I've been missing this whole time. Hina and Nanoha both had that same reaction to Tsukino, so what's going on?"
>>19748227>Yeah"I can be pretty clueless sometimes." Then pause for a second, looking at her. "You don't like her anymore for some reason. Since you're here now, we can have each other's backs, and tell each other when we're acting clueless. So, what's up?"
>>19748227[x] "Yes, I know. Wait. What?"
>>19748227What?>>19748159Why do you even say you're doing it?
>>19748227[X]Err.. Yeah?"is this about the fitting room? i swear i just panicked!"
>>19748250This. We can finally have someone who won't just roll their eyes and keep it to themselves when we do something stupid. And vice versa.
>>19748250Second this, Susan and Hayate are literally near-carbon copies>>19748277Agreed, fellow anon. If there's someone that can understand you better than anyone else, its yourself.
>>19748250>>19748277That really is best.Changin' vote.
>>19748248This.Afterwards, we should see what that last shop is.Hopefully, it's a gun shop.
>>19748227>>19748277>>19748250>>19748288this... could be our salvation!>suffer sonloweno captcha we will have none of that!
>>19748227"Yeah, I can be pretty clueless sometimes." you say as you pause to look at her. "You don't like her anymore for some reason. Since you're here now, we can have each other's backs, and tell each other when we're acting clueless. So, what's up?""Well, she was openly flirting with you." She tells you, a palm up to her forehead."She was?""She was. All that oven and bread talk? It's called innuendo. And you keep walking into it and throwing back some of your own.""I did?" you ask her, confused at this revelation"You did. Also, you may not have noticed it, but she was openly hostile to me, and I think she's done that to the other girls too.""She did?""She did. You, dear brother, are the object of her.. and I say this loosely... affection.""Oh? Oh!""Now do you get it?""I.. I think I do." you tell her, still mightily confused by all this."Good enough. Now, let's head on home."She says as she slips her arm in yours again.
>>19748363Give her a bigass hug. We would have stopped coming there by now if the girls had told us that she was being hostile to them. No man-stealers for us.
>>19748363Nuclear submarine Tsukino trying to break up the convoy around the Swagtanic.
>>19748363"So, is there anything else that you can tell me that we were clueless about before?"
>>19748388Fuck yeah, keep this train rolling.
See, I think Sasuke might be a good match for her. The man enjoys good bread and he has an army of short statured helpers to assist in the making of goodies.We could be witnessing the beginning of the Keebler bakery.
>>19748427I like the way you think.
>>19748427>he has an army of short statured helpers to assist in the making of goodies.Who mostly happen to be girls. Which Tsukino might see as competition.>the beginning of the Keebler bakery.Then Sousuke would need to project all of the Sako and localized Mosin-Nagants in order to get enough elf-ears.
>>19748388This, plus hug. Best sister ever.
>>19748447>Who mostly happen to be girls. Which Tsukino might see as competition.On the contrary, as a proper capitalist, she won't at all want to turn down slave labo... I mean, free help.
You reach into your pocket and pull out your portkey, but before you jump home, you ask her."So, is there anything else that you can tell me that we were clueless about before?""Oh gob. Where do I even begin? Okay, where's one. Remember Nishizawa?""Nishizawa Ayumu? yeah. What about her?""She was madly in love with you.""Naaaw.. Can't be.""The valentine's chocolates. The times she invited you to go shopping for nothing in particular. The hand-knit scarf. The way she blushes whenever you called her name. I could go on and on.""So.. She was?""Yep. Unfortunately, you, and I mean we, only thought of her as a very very very nice friend.""... I dropped the ball on that one huh?""Big time." She says with a playful elbow in your side. "Now take us home, I want some food in me.""You got it." You tell her as you activate the portkey.---------------------------------------------------------->ROLL EM>taking 4th
rolled 27 = 27>>19748498Miki is waiting...So are the girls and they will not be amused
rolled 59 = 59>>19748498And so it begins
rolled 87 = 87>>19748498>praise the sun!
rolled 56 = 56I am waiting for LG to pull out the "oh btw you did swag the idol twins along with Miki, they were just biding their time until they could strike" card
rolled 99 = 99>>19748498
rolled 59 = 59>>19748514If only you hadn't rolled.Oh well.
>>19748514Man, "take the x" rolls have been pretty consistently low. I know we got a few higher rolls a while back, but yeah.
>>19748498It would seem that Swapping Hayate's Y chromosome with an X actually made him less dense. And the same happened with Shirou.Okay, now Im curious. Can we cure Team Whats a Vagina?>>19748514>>19748516Oh, wow. Nice one RNG
>>19748530It does suck
>>19748538We can cure them all by hitting them with a gender swap potion with random triggers? Maybe>>19748525Or if I hadn't gotten the captcha right the first time for the first time today
>>19748530at least it is not below 50 but i think Erica found something none to thrilling in the archives. she will have shared this with the girls and they will not be overly angry with us but they will want to carry out our 'punishment' that night.might even include susan.
>>19748549Well, the same could be said for my roll, as well. So worries, really.
>>19748539To be fair, we wouldn't got that 99 if I'd already memorized the dice code. I had to check the sticky for it as it got deleted from my email after I did a recent history clear.
>>19748572Would have gotten it, I mean.
>>19748562Nah she will still be busy.The girls will have found Miki sleeping in our bed when they went home for lunch though
Erica: "So. Wanna pork your 'sister,' huh?"Us: "It- It was just an idle thought, and are you saying you wouldn't?"
>>19748601>Us: "It- It was just an idle thought, and are you saying you wouldn't?"He wouldn't be so defensive. Just, "What, you don't?"
>>19748601>are you saying you wouldn't?"Okay, I cracked up a little.
>>19748514You found the girls sitting at a table prepared by J and the others on the patio facing the gardens.With them was Mio and surprisingly enough, Trude."Soo... Did you two have fun?" Erica asks with a weird smirk on her face."Yeah, we got some stuff Susan needed. I also picked up a bag for you from the RCS, oh and that maid uniform you will be wearing.""Interesting. And did the two of you get to do something more "interesting" then that?""Well.. We got cake." you tell her as you pulled out your purchases from Pantasia."I see... Well, I guess the more interesting stuff can come some other time." she says as you and Susan take your seats at the table.After some basic chitchat with the girls over the food, you turn to Trude.Now this was indeed interesting. She's never been to your place as far as you could remember.WAT SAY TO TRUDE?
>>19748611If she's in aggressive knife mode he would.
>>19748633"So what brings you along today, Trude?"
>>19748633pleasantly surprised, ask her how she's doing.gingerly steer into the topic of why she is here tonight.
>>19748633"Are you finding my domestic arrangements to your liking Ms. Barkhorn?"
does anyone what remember what erica said after she went to talk to trude? this is the first time we've spoken with her since she tried to kill us, iirc
>>19748720No, we talked with her since then. We finally defused the situation with Trude.
>>19748720No. We told her about the loophole.
>>19748739>>19748744a'ight then. man i hate mornings. this is why i prefer to sleep during the day and stay up all night.
>>19748633So miss Trude, I see you finally took up the offer for lunch. Did Erica give you the tour?
>>19748633"What brings you here today, Trude? I believe this is the first time you've been to our house."
"Are you finding my domestic arrangements to your liking Trude?""It's very nice I must admit. Tell me, where did you get it?""From a place in town called Gulliver's. We got it on a really nice payment plan, and it was fully furnished to boot.""Interesting. And is it true that you are taking borders?" she asks as Mio grins"Unfortunately, no. Not at this moment. We do have some special cases though.""Oh, that would be?""Well, there's Yuki here. She was moved here by the Director. And Susan, Have I introduced you to Susan yet?""No. No you haven't." She eyes the girl across the table.WHAT INTRODUCTION DO YOU MAKE?
>>19748849Let her introduce herself. We don't want to pick the wrong term for her.
>>19748849think its best if we ease into telling everyone outside the family that susan is us?
>>19748849Let's actually explain Susan properly.
Nah. Twin is enough. Let her handle it though.
>>19748849Let Susan handle her own indtroduction
>>19748849Ask Susan if she wants to do it.Either way, Trude can deal with the real story.
>>19748849+1 for long lost twin
>>19748849Let Susan handle her own introduction.Then she can explain her true origins.
>>19748849>susan to introduces herself>LG pov to susan and makes us decide from there>optional circle back to Hayate>mad
>POV SUSAN'Want to do it yourself?' He asks you mentally'What should I say?' You ask him'Well, whatever you'd like.''You think she can handle the truth?''Of course she can.' he says with a reassuring nod.'Okay then.'You reach across the table for Trude's hand, and say."Since It would take too much time for him to explain things, let me do it for him Miss Barkhorn."She looks at you in confusion as she shakes your hand."I am Ayasaki Hayate. A variant of his form another timeline. I accidentally got myself stuck as a girl due to some potion mishaps and got ripped out of my own timeline and dropped into this one.""???" she still looks highly confused."The Director found me and brought me here and now I go by the name of Susan and has been recruited into the bureau under the guise of being his twin-sister.""What...?""I'm him. He's me. We're the same person but not really. Anyway, I hope to be in your care Ms. Barkhorn.""Wait... So there's two of you now?" she asks as she looks back and forth between you two.[ ]yep[ ]something like that[ ]No not really
>>19749010[x]No not really."Not exactly. If what the Director said is any indication, there are in fact hundreds of me running around. But at the moment, there are two of me 'here' at this time."
>>19749010Yep, we even do that weird twin synchronization because we are basically twins.
>>19749010[x] something like that"Well, ah, at least I can't get anyone pregnant. Except myself. Haha.Oh god I need a drink."
>>19749042>"Well, ah, at least I can't get anyone pregnant. Except myself. Haha.>Oh god I need a drink."I laughed.
>>19749010Yep.>>19749042You are a horrible person.
>>19749010[x]something like that"We're both the same person and separate people at the same time."
>>19749010[ ]something like thatSusan : "there are differences the male/female situation being the most obvious and-"Hayate : "she can pick up on things that i would miss entirely" with a innocently large smile on our face.some time later we should gather the girls and work out the Tsukino situation.
>>19749057Basically twins is just what you said
 Something like that"People are products of their experiences. We were the same person up until the potion went wrong. Now we are slowly slowly becoming more and more different."
"Yep" a total of four 'yous' answer in synch."...!" She has a look of horror was over her face for a brief moment before she gets back to eating languidly in silence.'Don't you think passing me the clone routine just to play a prank was too much?' Susan asks you as her clone and yours dissipate.'nah. She'll get over it... I hope.' you answer her.-------------------------------------------Lunch over, you take the girls to thier classes, Mio and the still shocked Trude back to AdMin and head on to class.After settling yourselves into your comfortable blue seats, The dude enters the room with his usual box of milk."Okay kiddies, this afternoon we're doing something a bit more special. We're going to attack the Bureau."
>>19749192FUCK YEAH BURN IT TO THE FUCKING GROUND!
>>19749192>We're going to attack the Bureau.This is a bit... odd in purpose.
NEXT TIME ON MSQ:Storming of the BastilleNew thread at 0700 4chan time>2200 has to be delayed cause I'll be headed to the dentist at noon.>Getting screws in my skull
>>19749192>"Okay kiddies, this afternoon we're doing something a bit more special. We're going to attack the Bureau."Run out of the room and beging burning things.
>>19749232I think it's an exercise to give us the experience of storming an organized fortification manned by majaik users.
>>19749244>screws in skullI KNEW YOU HAD A SCREW LOOSE!Anyway, you'll be doing the thread under meds I assume? Awesome.
>>19749192>paranoia time!testing the security to prevent more of those shadowy guys to come and do whatever.
So this is a little bit teaching us how to attack fortified areas and a little bit checking the bureau for security holes.
>>19749299That's already been doneBetween Sousuke's crazy ass defenses and Ikusa/Gai/Kyon changing things after the first encounter I would be surprised if they could get in
>>19749192We are gonna permanently break Trude at this rate.Not that the jokes aren't fun
>>19749244Isn't this like the third major dental visit you've had in a year? I think you need a new dentist, bro. I had a bad dentist, she deliberately fucked up my teeth so that I had to get a root canal from her buddy. Same thing happened to my brother. New dentist, never had a problem.
Fuck, I woke up and started reading through the thread just before NEXT TIME ON MSQ was posted.I don't even remember Ayumu.Oh, that's because she's actually from HnG and I never read more than the first ten or so chapters of that. I suddenly don't feel like a terrible person anymore.
>>19749514>Oh, that's because she's actually from HnG and I never read more than the first ten or so chapters of that. I suddenly don't feel like a terrible person anymore.You should feel terrible. I'm also only 10 chapters into HnG and I feel terrible.
>>19750251Well, that's slightly different. He doesn't feel terrible for not remembering a character he didn't actually know about.You on the other hand, are reading HnG, and feeling terrible as a result is normal.
>>19751069>You on the other hand, are reading HnG, and feeling terrible as a result is normal.Are you suggesting HnG is bad?If you are I don't think we can be friends.
>>19752636I do apologize, that was not my intent. Just that feels are natural response.
>>19752655My main reason I have for feeling terrible is that I haven't read more of it.
>>19752748That's fair, too. I should read more, as well. I don't even remember how far I got when I first gave it a go.