WE ARE BUTLER, 100% PURE DAPPER AND SWAG.Into every generation a Butler is born: one man in all the world, a Chosen One. He alone will wield the swag and skill to catch the ladies, dames, and the armies of bitches; to get into their hearts and to add them to the family.He is Hayate, The Combat Butler.>ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen/order/asc/-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-You didn't.." you say in disbelief.She grins at you, again that irresistable shit-eating grin, and just says, "I did.""so... Bees?" you ask"BEEEEEEEEEEEES!" "So, introduce me to your friend.""This is, Queen Elizabeth. Your Majesty, may I present my 'brother' Ayasaki Hayate."'Charmed to meet you my dear.' says a small voice in your head.'The pleasure is mine your majesty.'"So, how do you plan to take them around with you? You can't carry that hive around all day." you ask your 'sister'"Oh, I have a plan for that." she answers mysteriously.A few minutes later, as you and Susan explain the race to the queen and as you were about to enter Utah, Erica and Gai make their reappearance.
IT BEGINS
rolled 45 = 45>>19729809fuck yeah msq
rolled 21 = 21THE TIME HAS COME
Excellent
Let's do this, then.
>>19729809Fuck yeah! Let's win this race!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqWyI8CTzzA
You know that feeling of doom?That chill down your spine you get when certain death approaches?That immensely heavy sensation of dread?That's what you got a few seconds before you saw them.There, blocking the road, with Erica in the cockpit, was some sort of fire-breathing robot Trex.You step on the brakes, sending stuff in the buss tumbling.You don't know where she got it or how she managed to catch up with you, all you know is that she's mad. So mad."Welcome back Teacakes. I missed you." She calls out through the thing's speakers, accentuating this with a nice gout of flame from the beast's nostrils."Why don't you be a good boy and let me eat you up?"WAT DO?>add a roll
rolled 86 = 86>>19729898Hat the bus. Turn it into a Transformer and fight her using it.
rolled 33 = 33>>19729898Crazy Ivan and Ivana
rolled 68 = 68Drago + Fly up high + Rebounder launch into a flying ultra punch.
rolled 99 = 99>>19729898Okay, fuck this. Any witnesses around? No? Tea laser, right across the knees. Then send Ted after it.In fact just send Ted in full T-Rex mode. It's part of a stage show.
>>19729898Scramble the striker.
rolled 99 = 99>>19729898make like St. Georgeget Ted out,make a knife-Lancesave a maiden fair
>>19729919>>19729924I... I guess the dice like the idea of using Ted.
rolled 63 = 63"Sorry but the plan was to eat YOU up in the maid uniform at home." >>19729919Seconding this
>>19729924The dice hath spoken.T-REX VS ROBO-REX.REBEL 1ACTION
>>19729919
rolled 61 = 61>>19729917>All those 99'sScrew it, one more roll for mein idea.>theologiae rstorysi>Dice gods, have you returned to me?
[x] FLESH VS. METALFIGHT
>>19729898have the rest go on ahead as well, we'll catch up (with strikers) after slaying the foul meckanical beast.
rolled 32 = 32>>19729940Meh.Rex sounds better anyway. Good call, gods.
>>19729919>>19729924Ted's getting those upgrades of his here soon. Missiles, lasers, Cannons, Railguns, you name it, hes getting it.
>>19729919>>19729924>Udz calls for Ted, rolls 99>Lookout does the same, rolls 99I can't argue with these rolls. This is gonna kick ass.
rolled 89 = 89Wait, can Ted drink the strength potion?
>>19730031I think so. I think we may have given him a dose in the pokeymans battle with jared.
>>19730051then or during the finale at st. vicious academy, i think. certainly worth trying.
All my hate. ALL
rolled 62 = 62>>19730031A T-Rex with a strength multiplier? Dam man. just dam. Lets do it.>rolling for Ted on taking the Robo T-Rex's corpse for armor.>That is to say, How much survived to be used?
>>19730062
>>19730070Why would he take the corpse? We bought him armor.I still want us to try to hat an inanimate object. Everything in this world is data. I want to see if we can change it more than we've currently been trying.
>>19730087next time we come across a gazebo then.
>>19730087>implying the entire metaverse isn't simply the director or haruhi's sandbox where literally EVERYTHING is data.
>>19730106We already have a tamed Gazebo at our house. Why would we need another?
>>19730122>implying more potential test subjects is ever a bad thingwhere is your SCIENCE?besides, that one came domesticated. we need to catch a wild one.
>>19730141But why would we want to tame such a foul fiend, any way?
>>19730152let me have a few more drinks and I'll get back to you on that.
rolled 3 = 3>>19730070we already got the cyber upgrade kit for ted. no need>>19729898We hold our teapot high above our head and yell. "From the age lost in time! Heed my call and answer my summons. King of the dinosaurs I summon thee. TED! NOW Activate cyber-upgrade routine and let Ted acend in power to become. CYBER-TED!"
"Susan, take the wheel and go on ahead. I'll deal with this." you tell your 'twin'."You sure you can take her? She's awfully mad right now." she asks as she gets into the driver's seat and opens the door for you."Of course." you answer her with a grin. "That just makes things much much better."You get off the bus and bring out Ted, allowing him to grow full-size."Ted, we got a challenger here, why don't we show her how a real dinosaur fights?""I'd be happy to oblige her." he answers as he bends down to let you get on his back.As you and Ted charge, you pull out a knife and enlarge it enough to act as a lance.True, that robot Erica is riding is much larger than Ted but you have speed on your side.Erica tries to burn you with her flamethrowers but Ted evades them easily.He gets under the beast's neck and grabs onto it's arm with his maw.Erica tries to swat at you, but the robot's arm's were only designed to reach forward and were incapable of reaching underneath itself.You begin to sever hydraulic lines with your weapon.First, the left arm dies, then the right.You reach up to the neck and cut the power cables running up into the cockpit.Ted pulls off the right arm completely.As the thing begins to collapse under it's own weight, you back away with Ted and watch as it crashes onto the road.
>>19730152because its no fun unless you chase dangerous game, and it is the most dangerous game after all.
rolled 97 = 97"YOU MAD SIS?"
>>19730177we need to ride away laughing trololol the entire way away.then erica needs to say some sort of cheesy as fuck villian line.that would make this scene perfect.
rolled 57 = 57>>19730186She mad.
>>19730177Find Erica in the rubble.Engage in banter.Give her one of our mind-numbing kisses as a finisher.COMPLETE VICTORY.
>>19730177>Blow a kiss."Love you honey. See ya at the finish line."
Fuck yeah!was out eating pizza
>>19730177"Sean Connery 0,Hayate Ayasaki 1"
>>19730177Our Engel is going to be super-mad when this simulation is over. I love it!
Hey LG, any chance that we'll get more Kraus anime reviews?
>>19730244I'd like to see Kraus do Kodomo No Jikan.
>>19730244This, i watched the last one he did and kept laughing because of it (inbetween boners of course).
"That was over rather fast, wasn't it?" Ted comments as he spits out the arm that he bit off."No, It's not over yet." you tell him as Erica tries to get out of the cockpit.Ted runs forwards again, he grabs the thing's head in his massive jaws and allows you to cut the head away from the body."I have slain the dragon and saved you fair lady." You say as Ted victoriously holds the thing's head between his teeth.Erica silently fumes inside the thing's cockpit."Shall I take you with me or would you be okay here?" You ask the trapped girl"Leave me here." She grumbles"As you wish milady." you say as you ask Ted to lower the head onto the road.Above you, the familiar military transport plane circled.----------------------------------------------------------------Minutes later, after catching up to the bus with your strikers while invisible, you fly into the moving vehicle through the door that Susan opened for you."How'd it go?" she ask as you seat yourself behind her.[ ]Piece of cake[ ]She so mad she went full tsun.
>>19730261[ ]She so mad she went full tsun.
>>19730244Wait when was this?>>19730261[X ]She so mad she went full tsun.
[x]She so mad she went full tsun.
>>19730261[X]She so mad she went full tsun.We will pay dearly for our transgressions.
>>19730275About a month or so ago
>>19730261[x]she so mad she went full tsun"Remember what we did during Nanoha's birthday party? Like that, only without the sexual tension, only frustration"
>>19730261>[ ]Piece of cakeI can't help but log a different vote, just to be contrary.
rolled 6 = 6She mad. She pure TsunTsun.
>>19730261[X] She so mad she went full tsun.Though you gotta admit: Erica was asking for it. She spent the entire race focused on taking us out rather than actually trying to win.
rolled 81 = 81>>19730295If she finishes ahead of us, she wins.Technically a sound strategy.
>>19730261She so mad she went full tsun.
>>19730261What next? She shows up in an actual mecha she stole from Area 51?
>>19730314Probably. My guess is she swipes a M6 Bushnell or something.
with Erica busy failing at trying to beat us, Gai has had plenty of time to think since the simulation started. do you think he's figured out susan by now?
>>19730314>comes out with an eva mech>hayate rides over and unplugs it.i want to see this so much now.
>>19730370I dunno, Keima seemed pretty confused, but I suppose Gai might have other sources to work with.
>>19730389he has cycled through his alternates before during simulations, he could have conferred with Kyon by now. or Ikusa could straight up tell him, there is no twin.
>>19730409That's what I was getting at.
>>19730378Could Erica pilot an Eva? I thought severe emotional trauma was a prerequisite for that.Hayate in the grips of a PTSD attack probably could.
>>19730409That whole situation still confuses me a little bit. Just how exactly they're connected.Oh well. We'll find out as we get more plot.
>>19730424It's the synching with the bioroid itself that's important.
>>19730424this is strike witches quest erica. it's been well-established that all the witches have emotional baggage.
>>19730436How Hayate and Susan are connected? In a parallel timeline, Hayate accidentally permanently transformed himself into a girl during alchemical experimentation. That was Susan, who now crossed over into our timeline due to a sort of existential collapse.
"She so mad, she went full tsun." you chuckle."Full tsun huh? Well, you're dead.""I know." You put a hand on her shoulder, "If I don't make it through this thing, I want you to have the house and my familiars."You tell her in a mock seriousness.She places a hand over yours, and looks you in the eyes with as much fake sincerity as you have."Do I also get your watch?" "Sure, of course."The two of you have a good laugh at this.-------------------------------------------------------------------A couple of hours later and you arrive at the next checkpoint.It's at a gas-station somewhere in Utah.There was no special activity this time like at the last checkpoint, the punchclock just waiting for you at the cashier.Lime went to punch the cards as you refueled the bus.Touma went with the gynoid to get some snacks for the road."Hey, we're near the finish-line right?" Susan asks from the window."Yep. We just need to cross Nevada and drive into California.""Where's the finish-line exactly?""Venice beach. Los Angeles.""You remember your promise right?" she asks.[ ]what promise?[ ]of course[ ]other>>19730244Sure, I'll do that later for.. Uhhh... Hmn Oh yeah.Acchi Kocchi.>Kraus watches SoL>heh.
>>19730464You have a point there, Lookout.
>>19730470Nah, Guy, Ikusa, and Kyon.
>>19730424>went through WWII and the whole alium war>not emotionally fuckedno i`d say shes fairly traumatized.
>>19730470No. Gai, Ikusa, and Kyon.
>>19730480>[ ]of course
rolled 11 = 11Oh god I don't remember promise.SOMEONE HAUL ASS THROUGH THE OTHER THREADS.
>>19730487>GuyGai, whichever.
>>19730480[X] What promise?My memory's a little hazy; it was a rough day at work.
>>19730480The promise that we take her out shopping today, right?
>>19730480Of course. We're going shopping after this.That is the one you're referring to, right?
>>19730499The bribe. I don't actually recall what it was specifically, but that's beside the point. Going shopping with her, and paying for it all, I think.
>>19730480This seems to fit our current mode of transportation:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG3ieifrqyQ
>>19730480[x]of course
>>19730480[x] Of course. It's almost payday so we should be okay.
>>19730543Yep. I mentioned that earlier today.Made this too.
>>19730557Oh god my sides! I like it.
>>19730555except we don't get pared for this week
>>19730570Oh, right. Forgot about that. Still, we should have enough banked. Maybe we can go to karaoke.
>>19730602Tea of Sagittarius route?
>>19730602>go to karaokeI see what you did there.
>>19730602And if we're lucky, we'll run in to Keima, and bring him along.>>19730611Only not so awkward.
>>19730480[x]of courseWhat was Ichika's promise to Rin? Or atleast how he remembered it?
>>19730640She promised him that she would cook dinner for him everyday. She implied "as a girlfriend."He took it as "She's a good cook. Sweet, free food."
>>19730635No Keima. It needs to be just Hayate and Susan. So that they can really get to know each other and bare their complete selves and get a better understanding of each other.
>>19730667I suppose that should happen first. A Keima sandwich can come later.Heh, come.
>>19730673Udz, go to sleep.
>>19730664Yeah, that's the one. That's been bugging me all night for some reason.
So, if Hayate and Susan fuck, it'd be considered masturbation, right?
>>19730678Psh, naw. It's far too early for that on a tuesday night.
rolled 39 = 39>>19730692Nope. Due to Divergent Thoughts they are no longer the exact same person, and thus they cannot 'fuck themselves'.It is now AU Twincest, which is infinitely more awesome.
>>19730692Nah, they're slightly genetically different. Even beyond the difference in gender, Susan has red eyes. I'd call it twincest.
>>19730692No. Clonecest. If it was a single mind controlling two bodies, it would be masturbation. However, while they are both Hayate, and are so similar they can probably have a conversation with facial expressions alone, they're different versions therein.
Gotta go by more nyquil, i shall return within the hour.
>>19730480[x]what promise?as i haven't been to sleep since i got up at 9pm yesterday, I'm calling it a night now.and just so somebody knows,I fucking hate today.see you guys tomorrow.
>>19730667>So that they can really get to know each otherBut we are the same person!Though I agree it should be just us.
>>19730746Good luck, and take care.
>>19730424They needed an connection to the evaUnit 0 was an extension of Rei as they shared DNAUnit 1 was a vessel for Shinji's mothers soulUnit 2 was a replacement for Asuka's mother who neglected herAt least as far as the original series went
>>19730716>have a conversation with facial expressions aloneSex is going to be really interesting.
>>19730752He's saying they need to hump while at the karaoke. Or at least that's how I took it.
>>19730480"Of course." you tell her."Tell, me, what was it again?""I promised to take you out on a lovely romantic date, and dance with you under the stars." you say as you locked eyes with her."N-not that you idiot!" she throws her bus-driver's hat at you."It wasn't that? Oh, I remember now, I promised to take you shopping... for underwear."A small fist reaches out and hits you squarely on the noggin. "Close enough." she says as she pulls her arm back inside.
>>19730766Good a time as any.
>>19730779So she's agreeing to underwear shopping, then.Bueno.
>>19730779Wait, whoah whoah whoah, what is this from? this happens to be my most specific fetish.
>>19730805I can't be 100% certain, but I think this is a shop.
>>19730816I think he meant underwear shopping. You're off your game tonight, Udz. You should sleep. Or keep rolling 99's. Either's good, really.
>>19730805Pixels, in my time, etc etc.
>>19730816Im kinda curious myself, it looks like its from a doujinshi or something.Must learn source material....
>>19730820>what is this from>talking about the text
Nevada. Home of the...Uhhh... Nevadites.The last state to cross to get to the finish-line.With the four of you, two teams, still sharing the same bus, mostt of the race has been easy and carefree.But then again, msot of the race you spent without contact with the other teams.Until now.A black hearse comes barreling down the road, following it, a green jeep.Behind those two, the motorized bed and what appeared to be a rocket powered black van.The pack is here.WAT DO?[ ]block them[ ]race them[ ]attack them
>>19730846Race them.
>>19730846Hat our bus to transform it into something faster, then race them.
>>19730846>OtherWhoever among them is in the lead, attack the driver and steal their vehicle. Which I believe is Keima's team.
>>19730846[x] WACKY RACING TIMEhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nKKbXuilg4
>>19730832reverse image search, broI don't think it's translated
>>19730846>[ ]block themSlow bus is slowNo, wait. Bribe Illya with sweets to take 'em out.
>>19730846Attack em' with the barrels of slider we obviously prepared for just such an eventuality.
>>19730846[x] all of the above
>>19730820>>19730816>>19730805This misunderstanding has given me a new idea for a shop in town:MyFetish, run by the gods from 30-sai no Hoken Taiiku.Recently set up to compete with the rapetastic Slaanesh store.
>>19730846Block them, open the back door and open fire. We deathrace now.
>>19730846Attack them. Have Touma take the wheel as Hayate and Susan drop puddles of Slider and use Molotov in bottles(to better hide their majaikal nature)
>>19730883Oh wait some retard decided it would be a good idea to put up a version without text.And google apparently thinks that's the version I want.
>>19730870link to source please?
>>19730869Man that was awful.
>>19730920Well, here's an e-hentai link to an untranslated version.http://g.e-hentai.org/g/460240/b80020eb6f/
>>19730972GOOD ENOUGH!
So, you guys hear that there's a 3rd season of Hayate no Gotoku this fall?
>>19731094This pleases me. Mostly because of my lack of Rie since Gintama's season ended.
"Touma, take the wheel." you say as you and Susan head the the back of the bus."What do you have in mind?" your twin asks."We're just going to delay them." you tell her as you pull out a paintball gun."No casualties I take it?""If possible." you say as you open the bus' emergency exit.Bloodberry in the hearse looks up at you, a dangerous look in her eyes, daring you to just try it.Hina in the jeep, with Amazoness at her side pull out their weapons, anticipating the attack.Kenji and Sousuke in the motorized bed also ready themselves.At the back, you see Illya and a terrifed Negi in the rocket-van."Let's go!" You begin shooting at the trees on either side of the road, blasting them to fall across it like a leafy roadblock.Susan pulls out small vials of slider and begin to pour their contents onto the pavement.**roll for effect**>taking the 7th roll.
rolled 47 = 47>>19731143
rolled 46 = 46>>19731143Let's get on with it, then.
rolled 81 = 81LETS GO.
rolled 83 = 83Filler
rolled 29 = 29>>19731143And another
rolled 75 = 75BEHOLD!
rolled 52 = 52>>19731143Welp.
rolled 38 = 38rolling
rolled 28 = 28>>19731143
rolled 68 = 68>>19731179Welp.
rolled 80 = 80>>19731143I claim this roll in the name of Udz, patron saint of persistence!
>>19731179If people are gonna be so slow to roll, I may as well.>>19731181And look, we would have had a 38 if I hadn't.
rolled 97 = 97>>19731143Come on, twin synergy!
>>19731179Welp
>>19731179Mediocre, eh?Well it should slow them a little bit.
>>19731143The fallen trees arrest the hearse, one of them falling across its roof and making it grind to a stop.Hina uses her sword to cut a path through the logs and they get across this roadblock easily.The bed and van follows in her jeep's wake.Susan throws more slider onto the road as you watch Sosuke pull out an RPG.The lead jeep drives onto a patch of the potion and spins out, your grilfriend making the mistake of trying to fight the slide instead of steering into it.You throw a tray up to block the single rocket Sosuke loosed, the explosion covering the road behind you in smoke."I CAN'T SEEEEEEEEEE!" came Kenji's scream from the otherside.A crash, and a screech. it seems Even Sousuke's team is out of commission for now.That black van barrels through the smoke and the patches of slider.The rockets on the back allowing it to ignore the lack of friction under its wheels."ONIIIIIIIIIIICHAN!" you hear Illya shout as the thing's front windshield is broken through.She grabs negi by the collar and jumps across just as the van rams the bus' rear bumper.**ROLL FOR LOLI-CATCH**
>>19731204Eeyep.
>>1973137150 isn't mediocre. It's.. okay. It's average.
rolled 81 = 81>>19731373CAN'T STOP ME NOW, SUCKERS
rolled 40 = 40>>19731373ohshit
rolled 68 = 68FLYING LOLI GRAB!
rolled 61 = 61>>19731373Susan quickly save Negi!
rolled 31 = 31>>19731386You do me prod, Udz.
rolled 14 = 14>>19731373
rolled 7 = 7>>19731373GO AWAY LOLIWE WANT TO WIN THE RACE
rolled 80 = 80>>19731373Catch that loli!
rolled 78 = 78Once more, perhaps.
rolled 52 = 52>>19731373>"I CAN'T SEEEEEEEEEE!" came Kenji's scream from the otherside.Wait, wait. How is this different than normal for Kenji?
rolled 58 = 58>>19731409ffffffffffffuuuuuuuu-
rolled 72 = 72i will trade2 chickens and some firewood for a 95
rolled 85 = 85>>19731449Just a 95?
rolled 6 = 6>>197314642 chickens aren't worth much, i mean you can getem for 50 cents a piece
rolled 46 = 46>>19731474I think the dice are just insulted, now.
rolled 33 = 33>>19731483well the time and money to grow them was involved, and the work to chop the wood by hand
rolled 96 = 96>Loli get
rolled 40 = 40>>19731505Looks like it.
We gonna get glomped hardAt least Negi is no longer going to have the nightmare of Ilya driving the last leg of the race
rolled 35 = 35>>19731515Or will he?
>>19731530BAHZAAKBUS?
>>19731416You catch her as Susan catches Negi.The shock of the crash sends the four of you tumbling down the bus' aisle.Behind you, the black van changes back to it's normal form and nyaaber jumps across following Illya."Oniichan oniiichan oniiichan!" The little girls says happily as she sits on you."Illya," you say in an admonishing tone as you sit-up. "that was very very dangerous, what if you or Negi got hurt.""I'm sorry... I just really really wanted to see you." she answers genuinely sorry."As long as you know what you did is wrong, then it's okay. So, why did you want to see me?""...eh... hmnn.. right!" she remembers why "PLEASE STOP THE BUS!" [ ]stop it[ ]keep on driving
>>19731143Let's stop and pick up everybody. We'll ride into california with the bus packed with every team in the race except Erica.
rolled 27 = 27>>19731593Screw that, Make it fly.
>>19731593[x]stop itShe likes us, she wouldnt be planning anything.
>>19731593>[ ]keep on driving>>19731598Gai & Erica have a plane, we can't afford the time to pick everyone up.
>>19731593[x] keep on driving"We're in a race, Illya. We can't stop, unless it's really really important."
>>19731593[x]keep on drivingThere are no breaks on the Magic Rape Bus.
>>19731593Stop it. We have some spare time thanks to that last battle and we aren't that worried about winning as much as we are beating Erica
>>19731654But Erica wasn't in that battle.
>>19731659But we beat her not long before it and we know she is waiting for us
>>19731593Stop the Bus! I trust the loli.
>>19731654Enh lets stop. Can't hurt that badly if we do.
rolled 45 = 45"But Illya, there are no breaks on...THE MAGIC SCHOOLBUS!"
>>19731593"Why Illya?" YOu ask her."I left my present for you in the other car." "It can't be helped then." You turn to Touma up front and say "Touma, If you would please pull-over for a bit."---------------------------------------------------------After finding the crashed van, and recovering the barrel of honey and Illya's smaller cask, you get back on the bus and continue to drive to the next checkpoint.As you drove, Illya gives your shoulder a small tap."Yes?" you asked her."Who is that pretty oneechan?" she whispers as she points at Susan who was at that moment giving Negi some tea to calm down.[ ]my twin[ ]my girlfriend[ ]why don't you ask her?
>>19731742Why don't you ask her?
>>19731742[X]why don't you ask her?
>>19731742"I didn't even know, until recently, but she's>[ ]my twin
[x] Ask her
>>19731742>Why don't you ask her?Fosterin' them good relationships between our twin and our adopted imouto.
>>19731742"Why don't you ask her?""eh...""Go on, she won't bite... I think.""Okay!" Came her cheerful reply as she walked towards.-------------------------------------------------------->SUSAN POVNegi takes the cup of tea gratefully, his hands still shaking from the hair raising ride."T-thank you.""You're welcome. Illya sure put you through a lot huh?""Y-yes. Please don't l-let her drive." he pleads."We won't" You answer with a chuckleThe little white-haired devil walks up to you and shyly pulls at the hem of your skirt."Oneechan...""Yes Illya?" You ask her"Who are you?"[ ]I'm Hayate's twin[ ]I'm Hayate's.. Uh... I'm not sure.[ ]Why don't you go ask him?
>>19731817>[ ]Why don't you go ask him?Fuck it, let's shenanigans.
>>19731817I'm Hayate
rolled 60 = 60Oh I wonder which one we're going with.[X] Not sure
rolled 19 = 19>>19731821After a couple of trips we'd have to tell her eventually.Pfft fuck it, throw her for a loop.>WifeThe look on both of our faces should be priceless.
>>19731849Well, yeah, eventually. That's the point.
>>19731817Twin.Let's not confuse the cute imouto.Keel down and tell her
>>19731817[x] Im Hayate's twin and his newest girlfriend.>implications.
tell her the truthtelling everyone individually is prolly the best way
What do you think?Just to fuck with the plans
>>19731885She wouldn't understand it any better than Shirou understands that we are Hayate.Best to say we are his twin and not confuse her
>>19731885If we tell her, twin is the best option, rather than the truth.Actually, I kinda suspect she'd grok the truth.
>>19731885We tell Keima the truth after we troll him by having Susan seduce him
"I'm Hayate's twin. Susan." you tell the cute one."Twin? But you're not a boy.""No, no. Twins can be like this too.""You're lying." she pouts."No I'm not." you give her head a pat."You're lying. You... You want to take oniichan away from me!""...come again?""I'm gonna marry oniichan when I grow up! Not you!" She sticks her tongue out at you and runs back up to the front of the bus.'Well... That went well.' you think as you sit down in the nearest available seat.-------------------------------------------------------------->HAYATE POVIllya comes running back up from the rear and launches herself at you.She grabs you around the necks and hangs onto you while saying, "I'm not gonna give you to her. I'm not gonna give you to anyone. You're my oniichan, not hers."You decide to humor the child and give her a reassuring pat on the head."There there, it's alright Illya."A short time later, you pull into the checkpoint.[ ]get off the bus [touma and Lime guard it][ ]guard the bus [Touma and Lime get the cards punched.]>it's flooding outside the building.>DA FUK
>>19731929I guess we should punch the cards.Tempted to say guard the bus but I think the more interesting scenario will come from is leaving our bus of power behind for a moment
>>19731929>[ ]get off the bus [touma and Lime guard it]Let's do this thing.
>>19731929>[ ]get off the bus [touma and Lime guard it]>it's flooding outside the building.>DA FUKSo the fucking pseudo-storm finally hits your area huh?Good luck, that thing flooded us for 2 days straight.
>>19731929[x]guard the bus [Touma and Lime get the cards punched.]Their probably getting bored.
>>19731951Well, it was bad enough he gave up on getting in to the office yesterday.
rolled 65 = 65>>19731929What is the checkpoint this time exactly?[x] abstain from voting
>>19731989We won't know till some one goes for it.
Let Touma and Lime go punch our cards.
>>19731994K, well then have Touma and lime do it, I agree with.>>19731955Let them get their feet wet.
rolled 2 = 2>>19731929[ x]get off the bus [touma and Lime guard it]
Guard bus, send them to do cards.
>>19731929Guard Cards, send them to do bus.
>goddammit i forgot to mention that you were in vegasJust a slight oversight, there.
You are currently in Las Vegas and parked in front one of the smaller casinos in town.You volunteer to stay and guard the bus with Susan and the two kids as Touma and Lime get off to get punched.You sit there in the bus, Illya in your lap with a jar of honey.Negi still drinking the same cup of tea your twin gave him about an hour earlier.Susan was in the back with the hives.Minutes pass, the pair still hasnt come out yet.You suspect this checkpoint again has an activity attached to it.As you ponder going in after them, the green jeep barrels down the road.Sosusuke was driving, with Hina, Amazoness, Bloodberry, Kenji and Keima all piled into the back.They all looked mightily mad.You watch as Kenji and Keima and amazoness run inside with their cards.Hina, Sousuke and Bloodberry get ready to attack the bus.WAT DO>?
>>19732072Throw out a spread and tell them to wait a while.The activity seems to be a slow one
>>19732072Prep a cigar, teleport behind them, and say, "Ladies." Then smokescreen and RUN.While they're distracted, Susan disables their vehicles further.
Lime: accept erica's bribe to stop hayate.
Lets cup the whole bus and offer them food.Kinda interested in how all of their trips have been so far.
>>19732072Shoulda dropped teacups on the card crowd. Still should, if we have the range.Apply Boolits to Souske and Bloodberry, apply tealaser to Hina. Don't think she can cut that, at least.
>>19732072Turn invisible and run inside.
>>19732087>While they're distracted, Susan disables their vehicles further.and/or them. Perhaps with BEEEESSS
Teacup the card runners if possible.Are the attackers coming from one side only?If so, then make a clone, and distract them with tealaser/boolit cover fire while we discretely exit the bus. Leave behind plenty of molotovs.Have the clone pull a Wall of Havana, then place saucers under the bus, and lift it towards the attackers. The blow the molotov
Oh and >>19732122 excellent idea, append BEES coming out of the bus, instead of molotovs.
>>19732122Keep forgetting about that.Let the Beetanian Empire reign down upon these peasants!Let the streets run (whatever colour slider is) with slider!Let us run inside and see what's up with Touma!
>>19732136>(whatever colour slider is)Orange, I think. That's what it is in portal 2, at least.
>>19732142Orange it is then.
>2 votes for offering them food.You get off the bus followed by Susan, the three competitors eyeing you warily."Hi guys... errr... I think there's some sort of time consuming activity going on in there. Why don't we all just relax and eat?"You say this as you have Kraus manifest a table between the bus and them.Hina lets her guard down, and lowers her sword.Blackberry does the same and looks hungrily at the food on the table."No funny business?" your girlfriend asks you."Of course not. Right?" You nod at Susan"Of course." she answers.Sousuke, still not convinced by this, keeps his shotgun aimed at your chest."Hey. Stop that. We eat." Bloodberry tells him as she snatches the gun away.He follows her orders and positions himself at the table.You and Susan begin to entertain your guests."So guys, how's everything?" you ask them**ROLLEM**>takign the 4th roll
rolled 72 = 72>>19732150IT BEGINS
rolled 20 = 20>>19732150Dice go!
And that's the only one I'll do for this roll.
rolled 63 = 63>>19732150Our lives are gonna be... bee-utiful.
rolled 26 = 26Dicegods, an offering!
rolled 3 = 3>>19732171They like goats, little boys and apparently not mead.
>>19732171Well, you fucked that up.
>>19732179Yeah. I did didn't I?
rolled 61 = 61>>19732193Eh, it happens. Coulda been worse.
>>19732196This is true, though I feel impending doom.
rolled 96 = 96So, this is the point where Erica drops in from above ridding a nuke right?
>>19732218t'was a 26, if anything it's a regular bomb.
>>19732218Nah she drops in on a bomb and takes out the bus.Then she climbs out as mecha Hartmann and goes on a rampage
>>19732171Hina gives you a dangerous, tired look."We got chased by cops, chased by even more cops, almost arrested, drove through the night, again chased by cops, attacked by you, crashed, and you ask us how the race is going? How do you think it's going?""Ehehehe... well, atleast Erica didnt come after you with a tank, a robot and a helicopter." you tell her."Speaking of Erica... She made me a very nice offer."You swallow nervously."A-and what's that?" you asked her."Oh, I can't tell you what she offered, but I will tell you that she wants me to stop you." her grip around the fork she was using to eat cake with tightens."... Did you accept?""Not yet. But I'm still considering it." she stabs the piece of cake viciously.At that moment, your salvation came in the way of Touma and Lime running out of the casino."HEY GUYS! WE GOT EM!""W-well, I'd hate to leave you guys like this..." you tell your guests, "But we have a race to run. I'll leave the food here if any of your teammates want any."You and Susan jump onto the bus and drive off as the three watch from their seats.------------------------------------------------------------------In the bus, after you've driven far enough to be out of sight, Illya walks up to you with a proud grin."What is it Illya?" You ask the little one."Hold your hand out." she tells you."Okaay..." you do as she says and she places something in it.**Roll for SOMETHING**>taking the 5th roll
>>19732231Oh god what if she's Iron Hartmann...Can Kraus make Martinis? It's our only hope
rolled 90 = 90>>19732233Welp.
rolled 28 = 28>>19732233Cute, nice, and she brings us lewt? Why can't we just keep Shirou like this all the time?
rolled 68 = 68>>19732233Interesting, I wonder what it is
rolled 7 = 7>>19732233>>19732241I ain't stopping at one, this time.
rolled 43 = 43>>19732246I MAY NEVER STOP AGAIN
>>19732251Eh, probably should have, though.Sorry. Got carried away.
rolled 49 = 49Panties! GLORIOUS panties!
Neither Illya nor Negi punched their time card, did they?
rolled 54 = 54>>19732251It was a key."What is this Illya?""It's from their car. it wont go without it right?""You took this from their car?"It seems your little adoptive imouto has been getting her hand into some sabotage. True, they will be delayed by this a bit, but with Sosuke there, you know they can hotwire the jeep in little to no time."ahuh. These too." She pulls out some sparkplugs from her pockets."... how did you do it?""I took em while you were eating!" She said with a big smile."Well, I'd be lying if I said you didnt do good, but that was a very naughty thing you did.""It was?" She looks up at you with puppy dog eyes."It was. But I think I can let you off the hook this time." you give her a pat on the head and watch her smile return.You continue to drive the magic schoolbus to California.----------------------------------------------->LG rolls for random encounter
>>19732243Well it would take a lot of sugar and we can't keep up with her constantlyShe is nice to have around though
>>19732275They went straight from Jail to us somehow, didn't bother with the cards.
>>19732285Fuck yeah, Ilya.
>>19732243We have to split him into three pieces, and then were set.
>>19732298I suppose you're right.
>>19732285Welp Hina is gonna take Erica up on her offer after this.Not like we would blame Ilya for it or let her take the blame
>>19732312But we CAN say we neither did it, nor intended for anything to happen.
>>19732319Yes but Hina will probably throw her lot in with Erica anyway
>>19732354Oh, sure.
Mentilate Hina"I love you....""What did you do?""I neither did anything nor intended to do anything..."
>>19732367"But, uh, I'm afraid Illya did."
>>19732367>>19732378Maybe a good way to de-fuse the situation. After all, we had no clue she did it until we were already well and gone.And we can't exactly yell at the poor kid now, can we?
Quick Question:What is Susan's signature outfit again? Formal Maid Uniform? Requesting refs if possible
>>19732410"Sexy Maid" is what was rolled, IIRC. I guess… google that?
>>19732410Probably something like this, but with a longer skirt. Maybe down to the knees.
>>19732436>>19732433I see, thank you.
>>19732436Pretty sure she has a short skirt, bro.
>>19732397Of course not. She knows it was wrong now but given the circumstances it was ok.Just make sure she understands that doing it in a race like this is or if you need to stop a car moving. Doing it randomly is not
>>19732433Oh wait, it was specifically sexy maid? Disregard >>19732436, Susan is full on pic related.
>>19732453So, emphasis on sexy? A bit tricky, but we'll see.
With the sparkplugs and key in your hand, you quickly mentillate Hina.'Err.. Hi. I just wanted to say I love you.' '.... What did you do?' she asks as it seems she hasn't discovered what Illya did.'Nothing.''You didn't put some sort of sleeping potion in the food did you?''Of course not... Illya.. Well, Illya did something though.''...''I DIDNT ASK HER TO DO IT. I SWEAR!' you plead your case.'....' she says nothing more and drops the connection.'fuck. I'm dead.' you think as you continue driving.----------------------------------------------------------------------California. Best known for Hollywood, oranges and... uh... Californication.You drive down the I-15, nearimg Victorville when you hear that dreadfully familiar buzzing sound.It's Erica and Gai's plane.You look up and watch as the cargo door opens again, afraid of what she might have picked up this time.Gai's motorcycle roars out of the cargo hold, Erica with her guns out behind him.WAT DO?
>>19732446Yep fritz got a 98 for sexy maid and got us http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19642562/images/1340783812677.jpg>Her clothes glow, and she transforms into her armor.>It's a maid's uniform, one that had quite the short skirt.>The frilly apron and the fluffy skirt compliment her figure quite well.
>>19732473Crazy IvanAlso we are so screwed tonight. It may not be our fault but Hina is pissed as well now so we are getting a double dose of pain
>>19732473Still mostly in the middle of nowhere?Strikers.
I seriously think (hope) we're going to end up being forced to be a flirty maid whatever happens at this point.
>>19732502I think that will be the least of our worries.Once we break for lunch Erica will be gnawing one arm and Hina will be gnawing on he other
you are everything bad about /tg/
>>19732502Nah. I'm still hoping we beat Erica. More because I want to make her flirt with Susan.Plus, someone (I think it was LG) posted Erica in an INCREDIBLY skimpy maid outfit when we first made the bet. I want her in that.Lemme comb the archives for it.
>>19732473Birdshot. Fuck up his tires.
>>19732517Here you go.
>>19732531Yep, that's the one.
>>19732517We will beat her but we will have to do something to make up for it>>19732515No samefagging YOU are the cancer
>>19732539>We will beat her but we will have to do something to make up for itI brought up our literally mind-numbing kisses earlier in the thread. I still think we need to start making use of them.
>>19732549I wonder what happens if Susan uses them on Hayate or vice versa?
>>19732515Look out everyone, madfag is here, only 5 and a half hours late.
>>19732563Better yet.They use them on each other.
"TOUMA! Take the wheel! Lime, defend the bus." you tell him as you again get ready for assault."We'll take care of them." You and Susan go through the windows and up onto the roof.Gai manages to evade the shots you take with your pistols while Susan coats the shell of the bus with rebounder.Erica lets go of a barrage but the bullets harmlessly ricochet away.The duo lands safely behind you on the road.WAT DO?[ ]TEALASER[ ]BULLET STORM[ ]OTHER
>>19732639>OtherBEEEEEEEES
rolled 70 = 70TEALASER!!!
>>19732639[x] otherThrow forks, handle down, into the road in front of them.
>>19732531But... but I want us to wear that.Honestly it would probably have overall sexier results.
>>19732639OtherTeleport hypnotic kiss to distract Erica while Susan sets up BEEEEEEEEES
>>19732639[]OTHERRELEASE THE BEES>>19732531That is one skimpy outfit. I dont think that even qualifies as a uniform.
>>19732639Time Stop. Then hundreds of knifes in the air around them. Before positioning the Tank above them. Then we stand on it, restart time and WRRRYYYYYY!
>>19732715Our timestop is broke, yo.
>>19732715As much as I like that idea, last time we used Time Stop (against Erica, even!) it sort of cut out on us. We haven't looked into it yet, so it isn't a good idea to rely on it right now.
>>19732725Channel the essence of Dio Brando and stop time anyways!
[X] BEEEEEEEEESWe gotta use it sometime
>bees"Leave this to me." Susan tells you as you try and keep them away with small-arms fire.A white gloved hand reaches up from the windows, and you watch as someone dressed in the beekeeper's suit you took from the farm climbs up on top."Who's in it? Lime?""NOPE." Susan says with her shit eating grin back on her face."BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!"The white figure reaches out and from holes in the palms, Thousands of bees fly out towards Erica and Gai.**roll for effect**
rolled 71 = 71>>19732788>bees inside beekeeper suit>jesuschristhowhorrifying.jpg
rolled 14 = 14>>19732788INCOMING CRITS
rolled 4 = 4>>19732788Oh my
rolled 31 = 31>>19732788Rolling because apparently nobody else wants to.
rolled 91 = 91>>19732788This will not end well. But it will be hilarious!
rolled 18 = 18>>19732788This... this could be made into one hell of a terrifying SCP object.
rolled 76 = 76>>19732788>Beekeeper suit animated by a horde of bees>Armies of fanatically loyal ALLAH ACKBAR bees lead by by Queen fucking Elizabeth>Immune to bullets, fists, or swordsHoly shit, this is awesome
On a slightly unrelated note, anyone have a link to somewhere that'll let me read the newer hayate no gotoku chapters? any of the ones i usually use don't have it due to liscensed.
>>19732823The large swarm engulfs Gai and Erica.Gai, in his fullbody leather and helmet doesnt mind the linsects and continues to ride in confidence.Erica, on the other hand, is falilinf around like ragdoll in a tornado."BEEEEEEEES! WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE BEEEEEEES?!" She says as she fires wildly into the cloud surrounding them.None of the bees actualyl went in to sting her, instead they just flew around the hapless girl and annoyed the shit out of her.Erica, not knowing this, continued to panic.her guns let off streams of wild bullets, her arms waving around trying to swat at the insects.Her motions begin to affect Gai's driving and he is forced to slow down."BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!"FInally, with one last wild gesture, Erica falls off Gai's bike.She landed flatly on her back after rolling a few times. Not much damage on her aside from the dust on her clothes.The bees continue to harrass her."Wow. That's evil." You tell Susan."Iknorite?" She grins as the buss continues down the road.-----------------------------------------------------------------------Back at the casino, the three teams finally get their cards punched and are ready to head out.Sousuke tries to find the keys to the jeep but fails.Reaching under the steering column, he tries to hotwire it to no avail.He gets off and raises the hood, inspecting the engine."... Sparkplugs are gone." he tells the others as he slams the hood back down.Hina fumes from the back of the jeep, her grip on the sword dangerously tight."Now what?" Kenji asks the others.
>>19732896Use mangaupdates.com to find what group(s) scanlates the series, then check their site. Most scanlation groups have their own online readers. If not, they always have the chapters available for download.I believe Red Hawk Scans does HnG.
>>19732925Much appreciated friend
>>19732903As much as this is all her own fault. I am starting to feel bad for Erica, literally cannot catch a break at all in this. And if she concentrated on racing she could well beat us
Hollywood, where movie magic happens.You drive the bus through town as fast as the speed limit would allow, the finish-line, Venice Beach, just a few more miles away."Ooooh pretty!" Illya comments as she enjoys the sights from your lap.Behind her, Lime is playing cards with Negi and Touma.Susan, now acting as navigator, seated behind you."So, what gave you the idea to put the bees into the suit?" you asked her."I dunno. It just came to me. Take a right there.""And what exactly do you call the whole beeman thing anyway?""I just call them the Beetanian collective. The queen got the other two hives to work with her and they now all draw majaik from me.""You do realize that now Erica also has it out for you right?""Oh, I know. Trust me, I know."**roll for final scenario**>taking the 4th roll>>19732896Mangafox.
rolled 39 = 39>>19732962>MangafoxWhy, LG? Why?
rolled 24 = 24>>19732962SUDDENLYFIREWORKS
rolled 39 = 39>>19732962An uneventful drive to the coast?
rolled 50 = 50>>19732962thats actually what i usually use bro
rolled 21 = 21Fuck you Udz not gonna get this one
rolled 67 = 67>>19732962Does nobody want to be number 4? Or is it just not showing up or something?
>>19732972Because the tears of people who find out he uses the site add to his super carrier of tears at a steady rateAnd cunts though they may be they get just about all the releases
>>19733026Unless it's been licensed.I'm still wondering why Fate/Kalied Liner is fine to read, but Fate/Kalied Liner 2wei isn't.
You drive onto Venice Beach near sunset.Crowds pack the place as tourists and locales alike gather to watch the day end.The checkpoint itself is on the beach, the bus unable to be driven there.The six of you get off and run for it.A long black Limo screeches into the drive, followed by Erica and Gai on his Bike.It's jsut a dash to the finish, but it doesnt look like it will be that easy.WAT DO?>there's a crowd>so no over the top shit>>19733012eh but Im staring at mangafox right now, HnG is there.See: http://mangafox.me/manga/hayate_no_gotoku/c368/1.html
>>19733100Easy.Bunnymode.And for good old Murrikaland IPs, Mangafox blocks some licensed series. Like Hayate.
>>19733100Remember folks, it's crowded. So that means no magic.I suggest we trick Erica into shooting at us, thus making the masses flip out and dive for cover, and alerting the police to her presence and taking her out.It's high risk, high reward.
>>19733100Yell out that it's a casting call for a movie and to see the pair who just got off the bikeAnd / Or bunnymode + invisibility out of sight and haul ass all the way down the beach.
rolled 33 = 33>>19733100Did the rules say we needed to be in a vehicle as we pass the finish line?If not teleport to it.
rolled 38 = 38>>19733100its out for me atleast bro. heres a fast screencap.>>19733132Bunny mode is magick lite so it should be cool to use, theres nothing they can do to stop us otherwise so just run for it.
>>19733100Send the punchcard holders on ahead while Hayate, Susan and Illya stay to brawl with everyone. Negi can watch I guess.>>19733132That's cos MURRIKA keeps suing everyone.
>>19733100>bunny mode"Touma, Lime! Give us the cards, You two delay them."You pull out a cigar and throw out a large smoke screen.Once inside it, you activate bunny mode and haul ass down the beach with Susan as you see the others get out of the Limo and Gai driving down the path towards you.Susan pulls out her few remaining vials and dumps as much slider as she could onto the path of Gai's bike.The Dude is right there, waiting with the punchclock in his arms.Gai and Erica are almost on you.**ROLLEM**>taking the 2nd roll
rolled 84 = 84>>19733305PLEASE ROLL A 1
rolled 29 = 29>>19733305shiiiii
>>19733317NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>19733317You fucker.That was 28 too high
Damn it man, we'd had the lead for so long and we fail right at the end.
It might not be failure yet but it would be a disadvantage in the charge to the finish line
>>19733317Touma and Lime are doing pretty well holding everyone back.Your only problem being Erica and Gai.They successfully evade the trail of slider and pull up abreast you.Erica takes the butt of the machine gun she was holding and uses that to pummel you.With you carrying Susan, and the loose sand at your feet, it doesnt take much to take you down and send you tumbling.You roll headfirst across the sand and end up in the water, Erica laughing maniacally all the way.You get out of the water just in time to see her step up to the Dude and shout at you."WE WON! HAHAHAHAH! WE WON! SUCK IT BUTLER BOY! I HOPE YOU LIKE SHORT SKIRTS AND LEATHER PANTIES!"
>>19733418GODDAMNIT
>>19733418shoooot heeeeeer
>>19733418Port to her and kiss her as you hand The Dude your Card.
>>19733418Bracing for "Sorry, you get all these penalties for not hitting the checkpoints."
>>19733418Where is Ilya?
Punch in, then double check that Erica didn't miss a checkpoint.
LG if you bait and switch so they get DQed I will be mad.
>>19733442>>19733456Didn't we turn the clock up an hour at a checkpoint? They should be an hour behind us then.
>>19733440That is a good point they might have had more penalties on their time
>>19733456If he DOESN'T bait'n'switch I'LL be mad.Win-win for him I guess.
It finally happened, Dick Dastardly finally won the wacky races.
>>19733474That wouldn't matter too much since the clock takes their finishing time here I think
>>19733474This. We have prepared for this eventuality, even if they DID hit all the checkpoints.
>>19733488Or way more likely, the end result is based on the check in times. Even if you make it to the last checkpoint first, you can still lose.
>>19733418"Hartmann, your card?" the dude asks her."Oh. Oh yeah. Here." She pulls it out from under her jacket and hands it to him.The Dude looks at it, and hands it back."Your last check-in was in Ohio. You basically run past all of them didn't you?""B-but... Sexy maid! Teacakes! Helicopter!!""Sorry Hartmann, but you're disqualified." he turns to you and Susan."Your cards?"You walk out of the water and pull out the punchcards from inside your suit where they were luckily kept dry.He punches them in and gives them back."Congratulations. You two got first and second place.""WOOOOOOHOOOO~!" Yells Touma as he finally lets the others pass.In the ensuing confusion, you found yourself holding Susan in your arms and going in for an excited kiss.
>>19733503Oh man, Erica will be SO JELLY.
>>19733503WHOOOOoooh. Oh this will not end well.
>>19733503God damn it LG wrong person! I said Erica!Ah whatever narcissism and what-not atleast she'll enjoy it.
>>19733525Everyone is gonna be a bit confused about the fact we are going to kiss our "sister" like we do
>holy shit a thread that is still running!>good thing i left work 2 hours early.>>19733503this won't be awkward in front of the entire class at all.
>>19733522>>19733525>>19733548>>19733553It will be more awkward for Keima if he has figured things out...
>>19733548>>19733563Just Yell Narcissism, they'll laugh when they eventually figure it out.Captcha: skills fine. Prodsti
>>19733588Or they'll just laugh awkwardly.There's pretty much nothing Hayate can say to make this not-weird. Susan might be able to though.
rolled 2 = 2>SUSAN POV'Wait what... WHAT?!' she thinks. 'He's doing it? This is happening? WHAT?!''It.. It might not be so bad... He's Kinda cute when he looks like that.'It's like time has frozen with him holding you.'Y-yeah. what the hell, it's me, It doesn't count...'His face slowly inching closer.'Right? ...RIGHT?!'>HAYATE POV'WAIT WHAT?! WTF AM I DOING?!'He thinks as he holds her and slowly goes in for a kiss.'AM I REALLY DOING THIS? WAT.. WAT?!''It was an accident.. THe heat of the moment thing.. RIGHT?! RIIIIGHT?!'She looks up at you as if expecting it.'SHIT. She's really really pretty though...''NO WAIT! BAD! THAT'S YOU! THAT'S YOU YOU'RE GONNA KISS!!''That makes it okay right? It doesnt count... right?'>LG ROLLING>1 HEH>2 NOPE
Honestly, I don't think the class is going to care. They'll just be all "It's Hayate. This shit is par for the course."
>>19733628>2 NOPEFUCK
>>19733635Well some might not see it that way since they think it is his twin>>19733628First time I hopes for a 1
>>19733503DAMN!
>>19733628Erica POVIs he gonna?He is..He... He isn't...JUST FUCK ALREADY
>>19733654Don't worry Erica, when you put on your sexy maid outfit, we'll sandwich you between the two of us.
"Oi, wutz dis then?" Erica asks as she finally notices you."...""..."'...!" You straighten out Susan"Gr-great job sis!" you say awkwardly with a pat on her shoulder."Y-you too bro!" she does the same"Hahahahahaha!" The two of you laugh flatly and in-synch.Erica narrows her eyes and says nothing more.The simulation ends with your team getting first, Susan's second and Hina and Amazoness third.The beach disappears and you all find yourselves back in your seats.Like it had time and time again, the bell for lunch rings."Ayasaki, a word please." The Dude says as he dismisses you all for lunch.You stand up, but he says, "No, not you. The other one."Susan follows him out the door, and you know just what's going to happen.WAT NAO?[ ]talk to ERICA[ ]talk to Hina[ ]other
>>19733678Erica."Yeah, I'm not sure who swagged whom, but it happened."
>>19733678Hina first.We want Susan there when we talk to Erica because she participated in the trolling / beating so she would want to see the fallout
rolled 68 = 68[x] EricaLet her know how we like our maids.
>>19733678Hina.
I'm thinking before the day is over, the Ayasaki "twins" need to visit Ryuu's bar. Probably Mike's office, too.
Talk to Erica. She never needed a bet to make us dress up, she only needed to ask.
>>19733678[x] HinaMUCH BOWING AND APOLOGISING. Japanese males ALWAYS take responsibility. Even when it CLEARLY was not their fault.
>>19733701Talk to Erica second but say this, then prepare for rape later on tonight
>>19733678Mentilate Susan and see if she wants to be there to see the fallout with Erica which may wel involve us becoming a chew toy again If so talk to Hina if not talk to Erica. Say >>19733701
>>19733706Hayate isn't a standard Japanese dude.He's got balls so big they drag on the ground.
>>19733753Nah he is still pretty hard wired to things like taking responsibility and having the courageThey are genetically stamped onto each and every Japanese mans mind
rolled 2 = 2>hinaYou approach Hinagiku and congratulate her for a race well run."You didn't do so bad yourself mr.First." She answers."Well yeah, I guess our teamwork paid off." You say referring to Susan."How is she by the way?" She asks you "She seemed... distant. Last night and earlier.""Well, I guess she's not taking getting ripped out of her universe too well. I know I wouldn't if I was. But I think I can help her. We can help her.""Of course, she's you after all. We'd do anything to help.""Thanks.""So, what's your first course of action with her?""I was thinking of taking her out shopping, buy her some stuff she needs, get to talk a little more. Want to come?""No, you go on ahead. I think it would be the best if you went with her yourself, she needs to build a bond here with someone, someone she could trust. And there's no better candidate for that than you, her alternate version if you will.""Okay, we'll head out this lunch. Go for a quick run into town.""YOu go do that. Oh also...""Yes?""No weird stuff.... yet." She says as she gives you a quick kiss.You head across the room towards Erica.WAT SAY?
>>19733795"Well fought, mein Engel. Pity you got too focussed on the fighting."
>>19733795You know if you wanted to see me dress up as a slutty maid you just had to ask
>>19733816Or ambush me when I got home
>>19733795"So, what was that about short skirts and leather panties?"She can still get us in a sexy maid outfit, all she has to do is ask. Or get Ursula and Mio to hold us down.
>>19733795You know, if you really wanted me to be your flirty, short-skirted maid, all you had to do was ask.
>>19733795"you know, you are very beautiful when you are angry"
>>19733795>no weird stuffCan't make any promises about that.
>>19733795BEEEEEEEES!Then re-enact that one ridiculously campy Nicholas Cage movie with the bee scene.
You walk up to the fuming girl.She had her arms crossed and was obviously upset."You know if you wanted to see me dress up as a slutty maid you just had to ask.""Really?" "Of course... Well, I'd pretend to fight back at first, but you know I'd give in eventually.""Then all that chasing I did earlier.. The helicopter, the robot dinosaur...""You could have won if you focused on the race.""Or if I managed to take you out." she says cockily, back in her element."True... So, let's just consider our bet null. It doesn't look like you really want to go through with it anyway.""No. I'll do it. Pick out the costume and I'll wear it.""You sure?""Of course." She reaches up, pulls on your collar and goes in for a kiss.A moment later, she lets you go."By the way... What was that back there?""What was what?""You know... At the beach. Susan.""Ahahaha. I have no Idea what you are talking about.""Suuuuuuuure..." She says with a grin.At that very moment Susan walks in through the door with the animated beekeeper's suit behind her.WAT SAY/DO?
[ ] Knell to the Queen and thank for her assistence
>>19733942HahahahahahaThe dude must have flipped his shit until he remembered what he was told about her I bet
>>19733942"Did it again, huh?"So, wanna go shopping now?"
>>19733942Hey Susan, the dude let you keep your friend I see.We will have to build some hives for your majesty and plant some more flowers around our house I think, are there any your highness prefers?
>>19733942"BEEEEEEES!"
>>19733990This.We spend the weekend making both the bee hives and the water pond thing for Mandie, and maybe a bigger garden while we're at it. Erica, in the slutty maid outfit, serves us drinks to cool off.WE LANDSCAPING NOW
>>19733942bow to the queen and lets a go shopping.on the way discuss living arrangements for the bee population, do bees function properly near the ocean?
>>19734008>slutty maidI think she'd just enjoy it.Let's give her the most conservative outfit we can manage. Full-length skirt and sleeves, hairnet, the works.And granny panties.
>>19734029good god man, are you trying to get us killed?!>worth it
rolled 38 = 38>>19734029seems fun.
>>19734029>>19734052>>19734081We should get slutty maid outfits for Hayate and Susan though, to snuggle up to her with after we're finished teasing her. Preferably these ones >>19732531
>>19734029Nah. I want slutty maid Erica.
>>19734029>>19734081>>19734097Sadly it is a slutty / flirty maid deal. Regular maid can be done another time.We do need to do landscaping this weekend though, maybe ask Mandy if she likes the idea of having the bees closed for some more company
>>19733942You walk up to her and say,"So, he let you keep them huh?""Yep." she answers with a smile."Great." You answer with a smile of your own.Erica watches this short exchange with much interest.You turn to the Beetanians, the queen perched on top of the suit's head and say,'We thank you for your assistance your highness. and we welcome you to our home.''You are more then welcome young Ayasaki. Tell me, does your home have a garden?''It does my queen, and if you have any preffered plants or flowers please do tell us so we may provide them for you.''My, what a gracious host you are. Very well, I shall tell you after I have inspected your gardens.'Susan walks towards Erica to introduce her to the Beetanian collective.The German girl introduces herself with some hesitation.You turn to Susan, and with a grin on your face mentillate, 'BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!'To which she answers, with a grin mirroring your own, 'BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!'
"So, want to go shopping now?" you ask your twin."Sure, but don't we have to make lunch at home?""J has it covered." You tell her."Erica. Want to come?" You ask the hot-blooded German watching you."You two go ahead... I need to check something out. Just pick up whatever the RCS guy should have for me will you?""You got it.""I'll see you later." She says as she walks out the door and out to parts unknown.You, Hina and Susan jump to the house.After quickly introducing the Beetanians to the girls and asking Lo to give them the tour, you and your 'twin' make the jump to town.-------------------------------------------------------------------YOu arrive at that bench you had designated as your waypoint into town.The shops, the magical round-robin style row of shops, await you."So... Where do you want to go?" You ask this blue-haired, red-eyed girl beside you.
>>19734126how about a MAGIC costume which looks like a normal conservative outfit but when the wearer moves in a way unfit for a maid it comes apart in certain places and leaves the wearer all frilly and exposed.
>>19734158She agreed to underwear shopping. We're going to Slaanesh's Secret.
I just want to say how great it is to finally have a full day of work with MSQ again. Can't you get back to doing two threads a day when you have the time?Also, BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
>>19734158clothes, the convenient store, "kneed her buns".slaneesh could be fun but horrible things have gotten in our way before.
>>19734158Might as well hit up the RCS first. Then we can go clothing shopping.
>>19734189Oh, it's tag teaming bun kneading bun pun time!
Erica walks across the quad and into the Library, She heads up to the second floor where the Bureau archives were kept.'Something happened between those two.' she thinks as she remembers the way you interacted.'And I know just how to find out.'She finds an empty terminal, inserts her badge and begins to shift through the data of the last mission you were in.>>19734176I... I'm just stuck at work today.Still unsure If I can handle two threads again.We'll see.
>>19734164Nah we can get one that looks and feels conservative to the wearer ( Erica ) but is in reality outrageously sluttyBut this is all for another time.we won the bet so we play it straight
>>19734158TO THE BREADERY!WE KNEAD TO WORK SOME TWIN PUNS!AND EAT TSUKINO'S PIE AT THE SAME TIME!
>>19734217Aw, Erica, you need to be more noir than that.
>what page are we on anyway? Thread is ooooooooold by now
>>19734217Uh oh. This could lead to shenanigans and hijinks.
>>19734243And experiments in twin swagularity
>>19734233We have to be careful. The girls will be able smell Tsukino's scent...of bread on us. And you know how they feel about her.
>>19734254All joking aside, if Hayate and Susan fucked, it might seriously lead to a sort of swag cascade failure.
>>19734239Page 8.
>>19734217Oh god she's going to find out about us saying "FYI I would be totally into boning you."
>>19734260Nope. The resulting swagularity would draw in all women into one meta conciousness that are chasing us
>>19734260A Swag Resonance Cascade?
>>19734260We would start pulling in other nearby bodies with a swag field. The reaction would accelerate with each swag entity added. It would be horrible, yet too beautiful to look away from.
>>19734217Aw shit.
>>19734265ohthat
>>19734158Let's go to Pantasia!
>>19734265I honestly don't think she would care all that muchIt is us after all, or I guess more us than usual since it is us on usShe would probably make a crack about narcissism
"Why don't we hit up Ash. He's the easiest store to go through." she suggests."Well, the RCS is at the front right now, so eh. Let's go."The two of you enter the Ridiculously Convenient store, and there as always was Ash."Welcome to the store, give me your money." came his usual shortened greeting."Hey man what do you have for us today?" you ask this man that knew whatever you needed even before you did.**ROLLEM**>taking the 3rd roll for Hayate>the 5th for Susan>the 7th for Erica's bag
rolled 82 = 82>>19734304Erica's bag will be a 1Susan's will be a 100Hayate's will be mid rangeNone of them will bode well for us
rolled 7 = 7>>19734304Rollingu rollingu
rolled 22 = 22Hahaha DICE!
rolled 71 = 71Is there just us three left or is everyone afraid to roll?
rolled 18 = 18>>19734304Go Go Gadget Dice
rolled 25 = 25>>19734304:V
rolled 66 = 66>>19734320>>19734330Shitty rolls
rolled 100 = 100>>19734330>>19734320So we don't get good things for us or Susan so far.If Erica's bag is a 100 then I will be afraid
rolled 32 = 32>>19734304Man, Gayate and Susan really got the short end of the stick this time.
rolled 45 = 45>>19734339>>19734336FuuuuuuuuYou make us waste a 100 with dice while bitching about dice.
>>19734339Heh, looks like you missed it by one, mate.
>>19734339Impressive.
>>19734350I honestly don't believe that.First time in ages I have rolled well and it isn't in the dice that get used
>>19734346>GayateLook just because Keima is very pretty it doesn't mean Hayate is gay.
rolled 61 = 61>>19734339Wait, whose bag will this get used for?
>>19734320"For you, your usual groceries, some of that chaffing creme you keep using up, a dozen cans of sound proofing, and a handcuff escape kit."He sets a medium sized bag on the table."2 guptas 12 yonks."He then turns to Susan,"For you, 4 dozen 'breakable' testtubes with corks. They break only when you want them to. Holds a liter each. A new pair of titanium handcuffs. A book you need to read at home. A packet of assorted flower seeds, 15 varieties. And a box of something I think you'll need very very soon. 5guptas 2yonks."He places another bag on the counter."And this," He pulls out a large bag from underneath and places it on the counter, "Is for that blonde girlfriend of yours. Not the one with glasses, the shorthaired one. No not the quiet one, the louder twin.""What's inside?" You ask him nervously"Can't tell you. It's going on her tab so you don't need to pay for this stuff."You pay for your purchases and head on out."So, where now?" you ask her.
>>19734447Slaanesh's Secret. Unless I'm mistaken, she owns no clothes other than her school uniform at the moment. Also, she agreed to underwear shopping. So, time to buy some underwear, then we'll visit Piccolo for normal clothes.
>>19734447Piccolo's for some clothes, though I'm sure other people will want Slaanesh for underwear.
>>19734447Slaanesh's.>And a box of something I think you'll need very very soon.Tampons or pads.Both, to men, are riddles wrapped in mysteries wrapped in enigmas. Susan will need to ask Hina for help.
Pretty sure piccolo can handle all the clothes we need.Going to slaanesh's never bodes well for us.Although getting some special underwear for Erica might be fun
So seriously, are we going to explain Susan to our team or leave them confused?
>>19734491Yes.
>>19734491We will explain it to them later on. After class would probably be best,Although it is tempting to have Susan start trying to swag Keima then we bust in just as they kiss and explain itIt wouldn't work though since he knows that Susan is a female us since we did the st vicious sim with him, if we had not had him as a partner it would work
>SUSAN POV"Piccolo's..." you tell him. "I could use some clothes other than the uniform.""Piccolo's it is then." he answers cheerfully as he guides you down the row of shops and into InterDimensional Fashions.The inside of the store was as empty as ever, and there, jsut as you remember him, was the green-skinned "man" still doing the same goddamn page of Sudoku after all these weeks."What can I do for you?" He asks without taking his eyes off the thing."Its not for me, for her." This other you states as he steps back.Piccolo places his puzzle down and looks you up and down."What'll it be?" he asksWAT SAY?
>>19734491That's up to her.
>>19734491I think we should leave it up to Susan. And she'll feel comfortable telling the truth, oh, Tuesday of next week, after the therapy session with Dr. Ikari. Which reminds me, Shinji wanted us to bring our girlfriends this time, and we need to tell him about Susan. She might need supplemental sessions to help cope with her loss.
>>19734525"I just need a small wardrobe of casual clothes, a formal suit, a formal dress, a bathing suit, maybe a few costumes, that kind of thing."
>>19734525Well, time for Susan to try out all those girly dresses and skirts he always wanted. And maybe a few sets of guy-like clothes when she wants to remind herself of being a guy.
>>19734534Don't forget a nice pair of sweats, a hoodie, and sports bra for exercising.
>>19734534Seconding this list. But also include that cute little number that we got the first time, so that Hayate and Susan can dress alike.
>>19734569With the pink hoodie and the skirt? Yeah, that's a really nice outfit.(It's also the only casual clothes that Hayate currently owns)
>>19734569Oh god the twins would die from nosebleed.
Whatever we say add: "and a slutty maid outfit for my brother here."
>>19734578That's true, isn't it? Susan should make Hayate get a wardrobe of clothes today too.
>>19734598Oh god do this this.
>>19734598Don't forget the same for Erica and one for Ursula.Hell may as well get all the girls one, although we need a conservative one for Erica and Mio as well
>>19734598Haha! Yeah, include this, Susan needs to get back at her other self for the embarrassments he's caused.
>>19734640Are we plotting against ourselves?
>>19734525"I need... A couple of jeans, skirts, some shirts, some underwear to go with those, some sportsbras, a nice formal dress, a nice formal suit, a bathing suit, something one-piece, and that cute thing you got this guy before. That pink hoodie outfit." "To go right? That be all?" He asks."Hmnnn. Oh, and a slutty maid uniform for this guy right here. Make it embarrassingly slutty." you say with a grin at him."W-what?!" He protests."Just go with it." you tell him."Okay... That reminds me , Erica needs one of those too." He turns to Piccolo and adds,"Make another set for that blonde girl that's been here with me before,""The one with glasses?" He asks"Err no.""The one with long long hair?""Who?""Oh you mean the twins.""Yes, them, for the louder one.""Eh, same size for both of em anyway." he tells you as he materializes your orders with a flurry of clothes beams into paperbags.He pays for the clothes as he had said and volunteers to carry the bags like a true gentleman.Outside, back on the sidewalk, he asks you,"Anywhere else you want to go?"WAT SAY?
>>19734716Always
We should probably make a new thread soon, LG.
>>19734739Well we could see if cog beard is around to fix that watch of yours, otherwise I feel like some pie
>>19734739Karaoke! And since he's being so nice, let's go try on some lingerie at Slaanesh's Secret too.
>>19734757>cog beardGOD DAMN IT I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT HIM. THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS.
>>19734739Lingerie from Slaanesh's Secret then I feel like some pie.
>>19734739Slaanesh's Secret (for lingerie), visit Cogbeard, and of course both of the Ayasakis are in the mood for pie.
>>19734766Add that to the list of stops. Get that watch fixed.
"Here." You grab his arm and pull him into a store you would not have dared enter if you were still... a male."Here? You sure?" He asks as he looks up at he purple sign."Yep." You grin at his discomfort."I.. I'll wait outside." He says as he pulls away."NOPE. I need your advice on some... things."This makes him swallow dryly and he allows you to drag him inside Slaanesh' Secrets.
>>19734751It's just on page 10, we're fine.Let's get some bread.
>>19734739We could go to Pantasia for lunch, but I'm afraid of all the puns.
NEXT TIME ON MSQ:Coming TogetherNew thread at... IDK. I'm not sure really.But a thread will come tomorrow.>just watch the twitter.>Now if you'll excuse me, everyone else is watching MIB 2, and I need to find a place to sleep in this godforsaken place.
>>19734847Good luck, dude.
>>19734847Wait, where are you right now?
>>19734860He's stuck at work, because flooding.
>>19734847>Coming togetherI can see so many meanings for that term. Most of them not sexual and in fact terrifying. Oh Dear.
We should have gotten at least two of those outfits for the twinsI guess they will fit into our end easily enough though
>>19734847I didn't know there was a twitter
Also holy fuck This was a marathon effort from you LG. just too bad you couldn't get home so you would get the day off tomorrow due to flooding
>>19734912@happybrownguy
>>19734912https://twitter.com/#!/HappyBrownGuy
Wow, 12 hour thread.Damn LG, you made of stone or something.
>>19734995He is literally trapped in his office with nothing else to do.
>>19735035Because in the Philippines, summers are warm and sunny, right?...right?
>>19735049He's trapped by a storm, and is stuck there for the night.
>>19735124I know, I was being sarcastic. The Philippines is a flooded, rainy hell during the summer.
>>19735049Y-yeah. Right.
If that's the kind of situation that gets LG to be really productive about the quest then we need to kidnap him and lock him in a room. 24/7 threads.
>>19735156As long as we provided him a small allowance for /toy/s and noms, I don't think he would mind at all.
>>19735138And what most places would consider a hot humid hell the rest of the year
>>19735188I am pretty sure if we fed him gave him a room, took care of utilities and paid him more than his current spending money for toys he would run this 16 hours a day every day
For some reason I can't post if I upload an image, testing to see if posting without one works.
>>19735264How odd.
>>19735294I think it's because of the stupid way BT has of caching 4chan that's making posting for UK Talktalk users be a complete butt.It's odd though, I was able to post an image earlier.
>>19735264Did we hit the image limit maybe?Also if I am not here for the start and we are still in shopping mode drag that fucker to the jewellers and beat them around the head with our broken time watch and tell them to fix it
>>19735324Not even close to the image limit.
>>19735324We're barely a third of the way to the image limit. Definitely not that.Can't fix the watch if Cogbeard isn't there, is the problem.
>>19735354True but LG dropped the hint meaning there is something we can do to progress it, we remembered it but we shelved it because when we went looking things kept cock blocking us like with the doctor
>>19735354Honestly I think it would be nice to get rid of timestop for a bit. It's a bit tiresome when every difficulty just causes everyone to yell to stop time. It's making Hayate seem a bit too unbeatable at times (seriously when was the last time we didn't win something? the class battle royale?)
>>19735406I agree we should rely on it less because it makes things more interesting but we should have it there because it is usefulWe just need to learn to stop abusing it like the munchkins we are
>>19735406I think more importantly we need situations where we either cannot use it due to restrictions or we can't use it because it is becoming too much of a crutch and we are being forced to develop other skills
>>19735389We never tried anything BUT the doctor.>>19735424I agree.
>>19735467Because the only way we knew to get to 2 years in the future was through the doctor. We couldn't go take a few weeks off to find some dwarf and convince him to fix our watch nor could we take the time off to get him a hammer. And then more things kept coming up so it got shelvedJust like our plans to get a locket made for each of the girls to incorporate a port key
>"Hmnnn. Oh, and a slutty maid uniform for this guy right here. Make it embarrassingly slutty." you say with a grin at him.Okay guys, we have to use this outfit to see precisely how long each of the girls individually goes from normal to literally jumping Hayate when he does his best flirty french maid.Place bets on who can hold out the longest.
>>19735488Or any of our alchemy plans aside from pushing for the gender swap potion and the moonlight.
>>19735500Perrine holds out the longest simply due to personal embarrassment freezing her from acting for a few seconds.
>>19735501Hey, we JUST got the recipe for Moonlight a few days ago in-game. Our first batch should just be finished now.
>>19735529One more night of curing it I thinkBut I meant things like the Chibi potions or the invis, speed, reading comprehension etc potions we had panned
>>19735566We're getting to it.
>>19735522Nah it is a toss up between Perrine from embarrassment and Ursula from being dumbstruck and having a major nosebleed
>>19735574What about Mio? She's still into trying to seduce us instead of being seduced. She would be one of the first to go after us, but she wouldn't jump us, she would try to counter-flirt.
>>19735597Please, half a second maximum for her to be all over Hayate in that situation. She jumps him enough regularly that this would be like putting a plate of infinite fudge in front of Shirou
I think it would be a tie for Mio and Erica on lasting the least amount of time. Hinagiku would last a while longer. Perrine and Ursula would probably be tied for lasting longer. Nanoha is a wild card because she's not back yet and we haven't seen what she's like grown up (if that's actually going to happen and it's not her trolling Hayate).Keima would last longer than the girls but not by much. Miki would last about the same time as Hina. Yuki would last the longest because she would blush so hard she passes out.
>>19735847Has Hayate actually sexed any of the girls?If so, did he sex them or did he 'fade to black' them?
>>19735936He faded to black them. A lot.Also BEAR SEX once.
>>19735951So LG's a virgin then...I made a sad.>He probably did too.BEAR SEX>go on...
>>19735936It's all been fade to black after some implications. We know for absolute certain that he's had sex with Erica, Ursula and Hinagiku. He's probably had sex with Perrine (time travel excluded). With Nanoha he hasn't gone past kissing . The people who aren't actually in the family yet but are on decaying orbits (Mio, Yuki, Miki and Keima) have all had some kissing but probably nothing further.
>>19735936Fade to black has happened with all the officials except Nanoha. As she's still too young since we last saw her.
>>19735991>So LG's a virgin then...Given how we had a week long break when an ex of his suddenly turned up on his doorstep with a kid she claimed was his and he couldn't instantly refute the possiblity of it, I think we can assume this is not the case. (it wasn't his)
>>19735991>So LG's a virgin then...So you missed the kid scare he had with an ex a few weeks ago?Or however long ago That was.
>>19735993>He's probably had sex with Perrine (time travel excluded).Wait, I was wrong, Perrine goes in the absolutely certain pile.
>>19736049And now I have a mental image of Hayate banging each of his girls one by one, then once they're all warn out he throws them onto a pile to recover and grabs the next one.An efficient production line of sexings.
>>19736135Nah, there's a lot more teamwork than that. Girls helping other girls while they're being fucked and such.
