>>19693145
Fuck this noise, call Stabby, state that we heard she had a gold katana and were wondering if she acquired it the same way we got our shiny new gold DEagle.

>>19693207
She probably wouldn't answer a call from us.
Or even worse she would be tipped off that kyuubey is out for her.

If we want to talk to her then we need something in the way of her stabbing us like having her friend hostage or blowing all her limbs off

>>19693145
Call Sayaka, act dumb and ask her if she knows anything about how Kirika has acted lately and any weaknesses

>>19693207

You decide to call Kirika Kure. It's not your worst idea ever - calling up not only someone you've had a lot of enmity with, but also someone you've been appointed to put down - but it's certainly up there.

You get her number from Mami through a text message, with her slightly puzzled as to why you would want to talk to someone like Kirika. You leave the question unanswered, and you dial the target's number digit by digit.

You initiate the call, and it takes Kirika three rings before she picks up.

"Kirika Kure. Who is this?" Your target's is silky-smooth, properly pronounced, with a bit of purr at the end. You've forgotten that, all told, Kirika has a very nice voice, the type you'd want to hear welcoming you back home and insisting that bed should be the next immediate item on the itinerary. You don't forget, of course, that she has an almost fetish-like penchant of ripping open her target's stomach and watching their intestines flop out.

"Hello?" She tries again. "If this is a prank call, remember that there exists phone tracking technology, and I will triangulate your position and kill you in your sleep."

Lovely. How do you proceed with your call?

[]Introduce yourself, and ask about her golden katana.
[]End the call, proceed as originally planned.

>>19693399
Introduce ourself.
Mention the katana and that we have a deagle much the same and see if we can compare notes on a certain pink haired nightmare

>>19693399
[x]Introduce yourself, and ask about her golden katana.
If she seems reluctant to discuss it (which she will be) bring up the gold DEagle. She'll put together the same pair of twos that we did.

>4 am
>f5 /tg/ catalog one last time before bed
>MGNQ pops up

SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK.

>>19693399
[x]Introduce yourself, and ask about her golden katana.

Dammit, we shouldn't have done this with our own phone, it should have been done by a burner somewhere other than our apartment.

>>19693399

Are we really really really sure we want to do this ? But as we already are doing this call, I don't know what to do.

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>>19693424
>>19693414

You clear your throat and keep your voice low as you introduce yourself.

"Chiaki Matsuda...? I'm afraid I don't..." Kirika pauses for a moment, seemingly confused, before laughing softly. "Oh. Wait. I recognize your voice. The damage to your voice with all that drinking and smoking makes you unmistakable, Murderface. You should really do away with those dreadful habits of yours, they're not doing you any favors."

...This is surprising too. You're actually carrying on a normal-sounding conversation with a known mass murderer. You're not sure, but you certainly don't hear the same amount of vitriol and layer-thick venom in her voice that you usually hear. You thank her for her concern, and go right to the point - about her new little golden toy she's been shanking people with.

"...You mean Muramasa? I'm surprised you've been sober enough to actually see and remember it, Murderface. Yes, it's quite the fine blade, isn't it? The gold is a bit too gaudy or me, but it's got an exquisitely sharp edge that doesn't seem to dull no matter what I cut. I even managed to cut through a European broadsword with it, like butter with a warm knife. Can you believe it?"

Ah, there it was. That none-too-subtle dig. Fine, very funny. You ignore it, and ask about where she got it.

"...Before I answer that question, I must ask about this sudden interest in my worktools. I'd have expected this call from Sayaka, or that one-eyed idiot that keeps bumbling about with her spear - but I certainly wouldn't have expected it from someone who ascribes to such a cowardly, impersonal way of combat."

Now you're reminded why you hate her again.

How do you reply?

>>19693576
I noticed you just seemed to get it recently and I have had a similar experience.
I recently got a golden pistol that while it is not outright magical is very effective and very well made.
May in ask, have you noticed anything strange when using your powers? Like a pink haired girl appearing

>>19693600
Bland, rough, without an ounce of subtility.

I like this.

>>19693576
"I noticed because it appears we might have the same supplier. I myself recently came into possession of a gold Desert Eagle pistol.
"Did she tell you that others would be receiving her little favors?"

>>19693600

Seconding

OH, and describe the technical details of the DEagle in minute detail. Like, caliber, production history, stopping power, range, firerate. Just to spite her a bit.

>>19693613
Mention it literally blew someone's legs off would about fit

>>19693145
fuck that

Blow the bitch sky high and snipe what's left. Kill all the crazy before it spreads

>>19693613
>>19693600

Your jimmies certainly aren't that rustled, but that doesn't certainly close the option of you rustling hers in return for her attempt. It's then that you talk about getting your own golden weapon, a fine specimen of the Magnum Research Mark XIX Desert Eagle. You talk briefly about its specifications, how good it feels in your hand, and how you think you could accurately put one of its .50 Action Express rounds into the ass of a flea from 200 meters away. You could hear her growling underneath her breath and trying to interrupt you after every paragraph or so, but you gamely forge on, cutting her off and continuing in your tirade.

It's only after you mention a certain pink-haired girl with black eyes that she falls silent. After a few moments, she speaks again.

"I don't feel comfortable talking about her over the phone, Murderface. Tell you what - there's a bar that serves Chang'aa at this time of day, downtown. Yakuza bar by the name of Tatsumi's, but it's decent. I'll meet you there in one hour."

There's a click as the connection goes dead.

Apparently, Kirika had just asked you out on a date. You know where the bar is, of course. You've tried to drink yourself stupid there before.

What do you do?

>>19693678
ditch, blow the bitch sky high

Talking with crazies isn't going to help us and meeting the swordwoman/cqc master face to face is not conductive to living

>>19693678
That's either a perfectly valid request to exchange informations, or a deadly trap.

That's could be both.

We go with a good number of preparation. Weapons, searching for traps, etc.

>>19693678
Call up Mami, first. Ask her to take care of Iori in case something ever happens to us.

Take the Golden DEagle, and get down to the bar early. Try to case the place, as much as a teenage girl can case a Yakuza bar.

>>19693678
Go in armed to the teeth. Anything easily concealed that packs a punch. Perhaps something in .45 ACP such as a Tommy gun? Or an Obrez. Nothing says Punch like a bolt action handgun that spits out 10 feet of flame and a 7.62x54r bullet each shot.

Go in, get the info, keep heavily armed, go out. Then kill her afterwards, fufill the contract. Don't do anything stupid like give her "fair warning", she'd likely try to fight then and there at close quarters.

Also, finally managed to be on in time for this. (Been reading the archives. Good stuff.)

>>19693678
Sounds like we go to the bar. Be carefull though. Really careful. We might try to get a small, concealable weapon out of our shield to be armed if she tries to fuck with us.

Also call Mami and make her promise to look after Iori if you dont come back from this mission.

>>19693690
Disregard that, we can still kill her afterwards. If she doesn't kill us first.

>>19693710
Disregard this, this guy just wants to die.

Talking with people who draw the oink hair girl in is a terrible idea. especially melee ones in a small room.

20mm sniper rifle from the farthest skyscraper possible

>>19693678
Go have the chat. I see no reason to not be unobtrusively armed, of course if we're in uniform that won't be anything like a problem.

>>19693678
Go chat, have our golden deagle since she will be carrying muramasa

Just talk about our encounters with pinky and leave, we don't make any hostile moves if she doesn't

>>19693727
We will kill her with an Anzio 20 later (make sure to acquire some FAP rounds, they penetrate and violently fragment inside the target)

But now we shall drink with her first, for the sake of information that could prevent our own corruption.

>>19693803
I say putting two people the pink hair girl is stalking in the same room is a bad idea.

It's like making a buffet of corruptible magic girls.

>>19693704
You glance at the phone in your hand, then at the golden Desert Eagle in your lap - before you sigh and finally make your decision. This is not how you originally planned to go about with retiring her, but certain developments did come to play that convinced you that this wasn't going to be as simple as waiting in a skyscraper rooftop and pulling the trigger as soon as you had the target in your sights.

Nothing is ever that simple, although you wish they could be.

Levering yourself off of your favorite chair, you immediately call Mami up. She already seems to be up and about, and you hear the voices of children calling her name and generally being kids. You've apparently called her in the middle of her part-time job as a daycare center teacher. You apologize quickly, and tell her about where you're going, and you'll need someone to tag in to watch Iori while you're gone.

"Yes, I'll send Kyoko-chan right over. I'll join her as soon as I'm done with my shift. But...is it really wise, Chiaki-san? You're not exactly at talking terms with Kirika-san..."

You assure her that it's okay. Still, just in case, you make her promise to take care of Iori should anything happen to you.

"Don't say such scary things, Chiaki-san. Whatever it is, you'll pull through. But...I promise."

>>19693816
Our corruption has already started. There is nothing to lose, everything to gain.

>>19693820

You thank her and end the call right away. Glancing at Iori, you step towards the window of your apartment as you toss your cellphone onto the seat of your vacated chair - and it's then that you transform, your soul gem sparking into life onto the back of your right hand, a purple diamond gilded in bronze.

The entire apartment rumbles slightly as brief flashes of light explode on your form, your costume manifesting directly onto your body. The familiar weight of your shield a heavy, reassuring presence on your right arm.

The costume's clean and new, just like how it is with every transformation. You wince and fidget a bit - the damn pantyhose that comes with the entire outfit hitching just a bit too high for comfort.

You stash the Desert Eagle and an extra magazine into your inventory. You figure that if things were to turn badly, you could rely on the shield giving you something useful.

You decide that you're well and ready, and make to leave the apartment - when you hear something that you thought you'd never hear in your lifetime.

"Chiaki-san? Where are you going?"

Iori's woken up, it seems. You turn around and stand awkwardly in your magical girl costume as the idol sits up, clutching the futon covers up to her chest.

"O-oh. It's that time already? You have to go to work?" She looks around. "Have...have you had breakfast already? I can cook you something..."

How do you reply? You're on the clock, here.

>>19693842
"I did. Running late as is. Please remain in the apartment. Make yourself something to eat."

>>19693842
"Sorry, I'm running late as it is. Maybe tomorrow."

>>19693842
Apologise, say your mission's been pushed forward. Mami should have stocked up the fridge with pancakes-in-waiting, and if she hasn't someone will be here soon to look after her.

Then ruffle her hair and head out.

>>19693820
[spoiler]don't kill us kind quest master[/spoiler]

>>19693831
yeah, she's working both of us. Doesn't mean we have to help her by making a buffet.

I just looked up the Anzio, holy shit can you say overkill. 7 foot long rifle.

>>19693842
kindly let her down

offer her the pancakes if we didn't scarf all of them down

take a case of grenades before we go

>>19693853
That. Maybe add that a ... comrade of yours is going to come to watch over her. And, if Kyoko is who i think she is (the one eyed one?), warn her not to do anything naughty. If Kyoko is someone else, disregard this.

>>19693873
One case is not enough. Take a bottle of whiskey on
the trip to the bar. About Iori, put to sleep.

>>19693885
Yeah, about this whiskey, don't drink it. Don't drink alcohols when you're life is on the line because you're coming close of a close-quarter brute killer.

>>19693842
I have to go out and meet another agent of QB's. I will be back before too long but Kyoko will come over to keep you company for now.
I ate some breakfast already and there should be some in the fridge for you if you feel like cooking.

>>19693918
...but it's perfectly acceptable cause to..to..to... drink!

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>>19693873 >>19693863 >>19693853 >>19693880

You say that you've already had breakfast, and if she's hungry, she can either see what Mami left in the fridge or have the agent that's coming along in a few moments to get her something to eat while she's en route. You give her Kyoko's number, partly because you don't want her to leave the apartment to get something to eat, and partly because you're amused of making a delivery girl out of your one-eyed comrade.

"Ah. Alright. Thank you, Chiaki-san." She smiles at you, seemingly grateful that you seem to know what you're doing. "You will be coming home later tonight, right...? I mean, what you're doing right now, it's not that dangerous...?"

She asks you this as you remember to grab some grenades from the case you've stashed at the far corner of the room. You look back at her as you stuff four of the pineapples into your inventory, her eyes widening in concern at the sight of such explosives.

How do you reply? Do you lie to her, or tell the truth?

>>19693940
I will definitely be coming home later on tonight, I'm not going out to do anything dangerous yet but my job tonight is a dangerous one
It's nothing I can't handle though

If we tell her the truth she might do something stupid like try and follow us

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.... would this even fit in the shield?

>>19693940
Half-lie

about as dangerous as guarding her was, but we won that one

>>19693940
"We're just talking to someone, so don't worry, we'll come back with all of our limbs."

>>19693940
Deadpan. "There is a slight chance, however very small, that I will in fact, return alive. In this uncommon and exceptionnal circonstance, I would like you to stay calm. Thank you."

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>>19693873
>overkill
no

Also other ideas for weapons, including prototypes
>H&R SPIW (Basically a larger, flechette firing OICW)
>TKB-059 (3 Barrels o' fun!)
>76mm HIWS (Shoulder fired mortar. Need I say more?)
>H&K OICW (Grenades, because fuck you, and fuck everyone next to you as well)
>H&K G11 (Leaves no cases, so good for assassination missions that still need firepower)
>Winchester/Olin Double-FAL (SALVO)
>ASh-12 (Bullpup .50 room clearan beast)
>VSK/VSSK "Vychlop" (.50 subsonic sniper rifle)
>DSR-50 (pic related)
>MG-81Z (Twin machine gun, 1700 RPM each)


>>19693940
"My work is always dangerous, yet I'm still alive." (mumbling: "somehow...")

>>19693940

"Course its dangerous. I told you, i'm Kyuubeis Brute Squad. Everything i do is dangerous."
Give her a mad smile.
"Of course, i am more dangerous than just about everything out there, so you certainly dont have to worry."

She'll find out about what we do anyways, no need to hide it from her.

>>19693576
>You're actually carrying on a normal-sounding conversation with a known mass murderer.
What's the big deal? Most of your friends do that on regular basis.

>>19693873
Overwhat?

"Brute squad. I'm were the killings to be done. Always."
We should look a bit.. sad(?), disgusted(?) while saying it.

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My God. Is this Madokafaggotry quest still going?

Many threads are accused of being cancer. This is like herpes. Unsightly, yet ultimately manageable. It won't kill you, but spreads like wildfire and comes back regularly.

We need Valtrex.

>>19693993
>Many threads are accused of being cancer. This is like herpes.

What's MSQ, then?

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>>19693989
Jesus... even the original Brute Squad didn't speak that poorly. André René Roussimoff would slap your shit for talking like that.

>>19694003
What original brute squad? There's nothing original about being the muscle of an organisation. We are also anti-social so cutting out words to minimise conversation is in-character.

>>19693972
This is a good point.
We don't flip out and kill people randomly though, we have a reason for each person we kill

>>19693993
This quest has thus far been awesome. Don't hate on it just because you dont like the original series.

I think we were getting a bit too nice lately, but otherwise this is really one of the best quests running at the moment, considering writing quality and storyline.

>>19693993
This is a different one from Magia revolution.
This is more "fuck sparkles we want proper noir" magical girls

>>19694015
It's not that you cut out words, you cut out letters that make the sentence make sense, h in this case. Also, no one else held "The Brute Squad" as a title before Fezzik.

>>19694018
Well we aren't being overall nice but we are being nice to Iori because we have to put up with her and it would be like kicking a puppy
And Mami we are nice enough to siimply because you do not be a bitch to her
Kyoko and Kirika admittedly deserve bitchiness but the first one is being nice to us and the second quite possibly has important information for us

>>19694027
Oh shit. I did! Time to hand in my Grammar Nazi badge.

>>19693998
MSQ is probably more like fecal incontinence or amoebic dysentery, since it sprays shit all over an otherwise nice place.

>>19694030
this

be nice to lolis

bitch out our coworkers

beg Mami to cook more pancakes.

>>19694034
Don't forget throwing our boss out windows, we still owe him fort the comment

>>19694033
Except it keeps to itself unlike half the other threads on here.
It is more like aids. It is there, you can't seem to do anything about it and it will slowly kill you

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>>19693967 >>19693959 >>19693951

You're not too sure how to proceed with such a line of questioning. You've never really considered if a certain situation you've been sent into is more dangerous than the other - you tend to deal with things as they go along. It certainly won't be any picnic, and meeting Kirika in a yakuza bar certainly won't be comparable to frolicking in a field of daisies - but you're confident enough with your abilities and considerate enough to be the least bit optimistic with your reply.

You tell her that you'll simply be meeting up with a co-worker to talk about certain work-related things, and that you're pretty sure you'll be coming home later that night, or perhaps early morning the next day. Iori is still concerned, but she seems to be convinced, and asks you to take care.

You briefly wonder about this treatment you're getting from the idol. It's a bit strange, isn't it? She's only met you for barely a day or so, maybe two if you consider yesterday.

You shrug at this and leave, telling her to lock the door behind you and only open it for Kyoko. You catch a cab going to Tatsumi's - you're not too big on public transportation that doesn't let you smoke while you travel. You don't mind paying extra.

The driver drops you off directly in front of the bar. It's a small place, not that glitzy as compared to the other bars you know yakuza frequent. You step inside, and the bartender gruffly greets you. It being barely noon, there are only a handful of people inside, typical yakuza in their loud shirts and talking in equally loud, belligerent tones.

You sit in the bar and very nearly order a double whiskey. You remind yourself that you have to be sober for this.

You order a cold glass of soda instead.

What do you do? It'll be twenty minutes before Kirika arrives.

>>19694050
Look around for anything too conspicuous either by it's absence or presence. Kirika may have a reason for calling us down here. Find a booth to sit so we can watch the door as well

>>19693940

We'll need more than frag grenades to do the trick.

Pack a couple of WP (white phosphorous) grenades if available. Pack an folding stock Saiga-12, with an attached light, spare 20rd mags, alternating high-power slugs and buck. Put these in a case or in the shield for easy retreival. We're looking to shred flesh, not penetration.

Keep a few flashbangs in reserve. Bring smoke grenades if we have NVGs, we can see through the smoke with the NVGs.

Strap 2 Glock 20's to our body, to be quickly drawn. 10mm hollowpoints are alright until we can grab the shotgun. Strap a flashbang and an Obrez on us, use for distraction. Wear a jacket or something.

Don't fucking use the golden gun too much, it could be carrying some magical curse or something.

Make sure we have free flow of automatic weapons from the shield.

For sniping, see if we have an semi-auto rifle in .50bmg or larger in the shield. Gepard GM-6 Lynx is preferred; otherwise use bear-stopping bolt-action rifles.

>>19694056
This. Watch the patrons, too.

>>19694058

Ah, shit. Too laaaaaaaaate.

>>19694050
find an open area to sit in, we don't want to be confined in a booth with the melee magic girl. have a path to get the fuck out if things go down

see if anyone is watching us a bit too much

drink the sprite

>>19694058
>>19693993

This thread is /k/ now.

Otherwise i agree with
>>19694059
>>19694056

Also, try to talk with the patrons. Mention Kirika, watch their reactions. Are they friendly? then we might need to pull out.

>>19694050
>>19694056
>>19694059
Seconded. And remember about any possible connection between Kirika and the yakuza. An old assignment, maybe ? Maybe they are indebted to her ?

>>19694059

Yep. Memorise the floor plan, the exits and places of cover, have plan to kill everyone in the room. Or run away, if that's the case.

Don't sit where your back can be stabbed through the wall.

>>19694050
Sit at a table that lets us watch the door while leaving some space behind. Don't take a booth or bar seat.

It's not about the gun. It's about the one holding it.
Both Zajcev and "White Death" Hayha enstablished their legends with standard issue weaponry.

>>19694050
Find a quiet corner to sit, if we brought explosives have them ready to go off where Kirika is going to sit. Have an array of weapons prepared to kill her off with.

Pay close attention to the patrons, see if any are paying undue attention to us.

>>19694058
I agree with the not using the Deagle. Better throw the Glocks at the enemy though, trololo

>>19694109
Looks like we went nighttime/k/ now.

>>19694117
This is way older than the nighttime newfags, kid.

>>19694100

We're in a small bar with Yakuza, facing a melee lich with a magic sword, and Pinky shows up whenever we try to stop time.

Zajcev and Hayha would ask to switch their rifle with a Flak 88 and 5 kilometres of breathing space.

>>19694127
shoulder mounted 8.8 cm KwK 36 L/56

Only the finest for /tg/

>>19694127
And since we're not either of those two heroes, we need more firepower. Can't we just spawn a Maus superheavy while we're at it? The 88 Flakzwilling variant.

>>19694086
>>19694056

The bartender seems confused about your choice of drink, but you find it in front of you nonetheless. You nod at the man, before casually giving the place a once-over.

There are six people in Tatsumi's besides you and the bartender. Three are sitting in one booth, two in another, and one on a bar seat, approximately four seats away from you to your left. There's a fire exit at the far corner of the bar, and the door that leads probably to the bar's kitchen or whatever they have behind the wall of liquor bottles. Other than that, there doesn't seem to be much that's off here.

Talking with the yakuza here is probably a bad idea. The three seem to be arguing heatedly about a gambling debt, the second group playing cards, and the guy at the bar with you seems to be busy crying into his beer. You doubt Kirika takes assignments or deals with these sort of people.

You however ask the bartender about Kirika, and he nods, recognizing the name.

"Cute classy girl with the violet eyes? Yeah, she comes around here often. Orders changaa each time. Sophisticated girl like her, I don't know why she wastes her time here." He shrugs as he cleans a glass. "She's alright, except for that sword she keeps on her wherever she goes. I bet it's to stop these yaks from hitting on her. Happens a lot."

Yeah. That's her, alright.

>>19694147
We aren't entirely sure what we can pull out of our shield as needed.
Deculture made a reference to us pulling a bolter out of it in the past

>>19694147
We don't spawn weapons. We only store weapons for them to be used later. We have already stored a good number of weapons, some of them we don't remember of, but that's all.

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>>19694150


You sip at your soda again when it's then that your shield clicks faintly. Not loud enough for everyone to hear, but it's certainly audible. You glance at it for a moment, before turning back - and it's then that you see Kirika, sitting on the stool next to yours, where she hadn't been a moment ago. Looking as if she'd been there the entire time, leaning forward, her elbows on the bartop. She's wearing casual clothes, you note, and her sword is hanging from a belt loosely tied around her waist.

"Tatsumi-san. My usual, please." She purrs at the bartender, who nods and gets her drink - a tall glass of an evil-smelling liquid that reminds you of jet fuel and nightmares.

"You've got some nerve, really, Murderface, but I suppose that's your one redeeming quality." She says, smiling, but not looking at you. "Now, while we're still being nice to each other, let's cut to the quick. What do you know of the pink-haired girl with the black eyes? Add to that, how did you meet her?"

How do you respond to this?

Wait, I just realised. This bitch is FAST. She also has a katana. She WILL be splitting bullets in half. We NEED explosive payloads.

protip, the sparks from cutting a grenade in half will set off the explosive charge.

Reqisitioning high-explosive fragmenting incendiary ammunition. If we want to have any chance of hitting in the first place, it also needs to be a supersonic projectile, so no 40 mike mike 'nade launchers.

>>19694157
She approached me while I was doing my best to kill myself with whiskey.
You?

>>19694150
Let's have a glass of whatever she's usually drinking.
Actually, make it two. If we are lucky with the timing, she'll come right for the cheers.

>>19694153
>>19694163
>stormbolter
why aren't we using one?

>>19694163
this is why I didn't want to meet her, but blow her up

>>19694157
this >>19694164

>>19694157
"I didn't meet her. She found me. Is that an acquaintance of yours ? What did she want ?"

Saying less is better.

>>19694157
Yeah, this >>19694164 is just about perfect.

>>19694155
>>19694153
I see. Trip to Russia's Kubinka Tank Museum then.

Srsly though, we need to put the full capabilities of this shield to the test sometime.

>>19694163
Murderface is also FAST. And the bitch certainly can't cut all the bullets we're gonna feed her when the time comes.

But let's be friendly now.

>>19694163
She is fast but we are faster. She has time dilation where we have time stop

Both our powers carry the risk of running into Pinky however

>>19694184
We are probably limited to whatever is carry able by us.

>>19694170
It was mentioned we don't exactly control what we pull out just that once something is in there we can pull it out at a later date

>>19694193
>>19694191
Don't tell me I didn't warn you.

>>19694163
> the sparks from cutting a grenade in half will set off the explosive charge.
Sparks might set off the fuse, but won't set off the main explosive filler. I have no idea if there would be sparks from cutting grenades anyway.

I think she probably has some variant of time-stop as we do. Shit.

Does nothing to WP or flammable liquids and little to buckshot (9-12 bits of lead) though.

>>19694153
> Homu visited 40k before to collect the bolter.
What.

>>19694202
Your warning was noted but first we need to have our chat which won't be including any hostility from our side and then setting up to fight her from a position that suits us if we don't end up working with her thanks to the mutual bond of Pinky deciding we are fun to hang around

>>19694212
Of course. A clear cut case of being polite, professional, and being prepared to kill everyone we meet.

>>19694205
Her dossier mentioned she uses time dilation instead of time stop.
She is fast without using it but combining her speed and her time skills it makes it look like she has time stop

>>19694201
In the original series Homura stuffed a ship into her shield.

>>19694201
Canonically, she carried hundreds of missile launcher once, with a full tanker. I think we can safely say she can carries a lot.

>>19694216
Exactly. We aren't here to start a fight or tip our hand, she has information useful to us and we to her

>>19694222
>>19694221
Ok then let's go check that tank museum out.
Or maybe go loot a military base for some Abrams MBT's or something

>>19694212
I think it might be more important to figure out if Pinky is going around freaking out other magical girls. That would be the sort of thing we need to tell the mutant cat about.
He might even let the stabby one off the hook (for a while)!

>>19694233
>>19694184
And what would we do with those tanks? Drop them on our enemies? Not like we could serve them alone.

>>19694233

Think larger. In the original series, Homu couldn't stop the final witch.

We need nukes. Every single nuke on the planet. All the nukes.

If that don't work, we drop the moon.

>>19694164
"Ah. I see. A pity you didn't succeed in doing so, but we can't have everything." She sips her awful-smelling drink delicately, as if it's the finest wine and she's drinking from one of those classy snifters. "Well, it's strange, but I met her the same way. Here, in this bar, while I was having my nightly restorative." She slides the tip of a finger on the rim of her glass, deep in thought. "Eerily beautiful, except for those eyes of hers. I admit I was taken by her a bit. She smells quite nice, too."

She takes another sip of her drink. "She knew my name right off. I tried asking for hers, but she never did give it. She said it was of no consequence." Kirika glances your way, before patting the sword at her side. "She gave me Muramasa after that, and disappeared, just like a ghost. She appears from time to time, and we talk a fair bit."

Well. It's a bit heartening to know that you're not crazy. That someone else is being pestered by the pink-haired bitch.

"Your firearm," Kirika suddenly says, the word making her frown. "May I see it? I'd like to find out if it is the same kind of gold that Muramasa has. If what you're saying is true, then they should be somewhat similar."

What do you do?

>>19694247
>Maus
>188 tons
>drop on the enemy
you know, that's actually a pretty good idea.

>>19694233
they drive working Tigers in Germany

let's take the 8.8 cm KwK 36 from that

>>19694247
it's magic man, we don't gotta explain shit

>>19694250
we're not handing the gun over, but she can see it. she has magic claws, so asking to see her sword wouldn't disarm her either

>>19694250
Hand it to her empty.
Ask if we can examine muramasa while she does to see if we can find any similar markings anywhere

>>19694250
Make a show of unloading it, then hand it over. And keep our timestop warmed up in case she decides to flip out.

>>19694269
Afaik the only functional Tiger is number 131 in Bovington. Please prove me wrong, for the love of the Omnissiah.

>>19694268
>>19694263
This

>>19694250
IIRC if we hold onto someone while activating time-stop, the other person get's pulled into it as well. So just grab Kirika's hand (preferably with her permission so she doesn't resist) and time-stop. Pinky should be there and we could have some questions answered.

I mean - what's the worst thing that could happen?

>>19694250

What we also should tell her, is that we suspect that pinkie has something to do with our time related abilities. No other magical girl has such a weapon as far as we know.

Only the two time warpers.

And ask her if she sees pinkie if she uses her ability.

>>19694283
Well so far Pinky hasnt actually been violent towards us.
She has mentioned killing us and seemed to like the idea but she hasn't made a move to do so other than when she woke us up which was at our request

>>19694283
>pull Kirika into timestop
>throw away our ONLY advantage
Uh huh. How about we don't do that.

>>19694295
1) can let go of her at any point and she will be back into the usual flow
2) we are not trying to kill each other as of yet

>>19694273
it seems I lied sir, I apologize.

I want to see the one in angleland so badly.

>>19694268
This.

>>19694359
Same vote.

>>19694269
>>19694268

Handing over your firearm to the Magical Girl you're supposed to kill. You're on a roll, yes you are. Bad Idea Train, Choo Choo, the last stop is you being lowered to the ground while Iori cries and Kyoko lays claim to all of your alcohol.

You pull the golden Desert Eagle surreptitiously out from your inventory so as not to alarm anyone - the bartender casting you a wary eye but not saying anything about it - and you slide out the magazine, placing it on the bar a slight distance away from Kirika's reach. You pull the slide back, the chambered round flying out (which you immediately catch). You pass the now empty gun to Kirika, who receives it with a surprising amount of reverence and a not-so-surprising amount of disgust.

"Hnh. The tone and texture is certainly similar, and the lustre is definitely the same." It's then that she dips a finger into her drink and rubs the bit of alcohol into that engraved logo on the center of the grip. You smell something burning - and it's as Kirika wipes off the residue that you see a completely new symbol underneath the previous one, carved into the metal.

The roman numeral VIII. Eight.

Immediately, Kirika seems to change subtly at this discovery. A small sad smile on her face, as if disappointed at what had just been confirmed. At the same time, the tension between the two of you feels as if it's increased, somehow. Like something about to happen.

>>19694375

"One and the same, then. Muramasa has the same kind of symbol, although a different number." She gives you back the pistol before pulling up her own sword, thumbing the guard and unsheathing the weapon the smallest bit - and you could see 'XX' hewn into the brilliant golden blade.

That's certainly strange. But how did she find out, you ask?

"The girl with the sunless eyes told me," Kirika murmurs, sipping her drink again. "She also told me that someone with a golden gun bearing the number VIII will be the one to kill me. Coincidentally, the gun you've just shown me has the same exact characteristics."

She continues to sip her drink, calmly.

"The idea of you killing me, however, is laughable. I can't even contemplate it happening in any universe or timeline, with any amount of probability."

It's to note here that she has one hand on her sword, and the other on her drink.

How do you react?

>>19694380
Who says I'll still be alive when you are killed by the one holding this weapon?

I would say timestop. It's our only advantage.

Even with her time dillution she will be like a fly in honeyjar - sllllloooooow.

Also, load our Deagle.

>>19694380
Stay calm.
"As much as we have our differences, I'm not about to go rogue and start killing co-workers.
"So, did Pinky ever tell you why she's giving out those gold weapons? And if you've got Number XX, how many other people have them?"

>>19694390
This

>>19694380
god dammit

I told you guys not to go to the bar. crazy pink hair girl won't won't have anything planned for her toys you said.

arm yourself, but retreat if you can. this is not our preferred fight

>>19694390
I bet each weapon is personalized.

Anyway, the outcome has already been determined. We cannot fail.

>>19694380
Please, if I wanted to kill you I would have wired explosives to the building you lived. Despite the fact that we hate each other we're coworkers.

I'm just here to talk.

Very carefully reload the pistol and prepare to pull timestop off at a moments notice, we got what we wanted from her, this is a good opportunity to off her.

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>>19694375
>There can be only one!

>>19694380

Reassure her that you're not here to kill her (Certainly not at this exact moment, anyway), and try to swing the conversation back to the pink-haired girl. If we start panicking or suddenly changing our course, she's going to see something is up. Stay nonchalant.

>>19694380
Ask her if she believes Pinky can see the future AND was telling her the truth, and not just fucking with us both for shits and giggles.
And she can keep the gun if she wants. That way, the only person that can kill her is herself.

>>19694380
Tell her that we wouldn't "want" to kill her anyhow

>>19694427
>And she can keep the gun if she wants. That way, the only person that can kill her is herself.
Oh, that's interesting.
We weren't going to use it against her anyway.

>>19694427

That one is cool. Seconding. We dont need the thing anyways.
Tell her we've got much nicer playthings in our arsenal.

>>19694380
"Let's say I want to kill you. You have the advantage in close quarters. If I wanted to kill you, I would be far, far away from here with a rifle as long as I am tall, and then some. No, I've come here to cooperate. You see, there is more to this pink-haired girl, and I want to find out what."

"That leads me to a number of questions. How much DO you know about her? How many people has the appeared before? I'd assume at least 20, from the number on your blade. Do you know any of them? The weapons, could they be cursed?"

>>19694380
Just because the girl holding this gun will kill you doesn't mean that it's me. A weapon can be wielded by more than one person

Pinky hasn't told me anything about someone killing me yet but then she hasn't really told me a great deal of anything yet

>>19694429
Nah, that's too uncharacteristic from what our relationship apparently was.

>>19694427
Also this.

>>19694427
Yeah seconding this.
She can blow her own brains out if she truly thinks it is whoever holds the gun that will do it

>>19694380

"You trust Pinky? Fuck. Take the gun, it's yours. Let's see how that damn prophecy works out now."

Take a smoke, act nonchalant, and make sure to let your hands be in easy reach of your other guns. Get ready to leap away from her katana.

>>19694380
"Pinky says way too many things." pause
"You know what's funny, she also warned me before Twenty - guess she just wants to push us against each other."

>>19694427
Pretty much.

>vengance recessive
Even captcha thinks this is a good idea.

> Deculture gone for an hour.
Don't die, thread!

>>19694455
This would be a fitting action.

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>>19694427 >>19694415 >>19694407
>>19694402

Kirika seems to laugh at this. "Oh, yes, of course. You see why I don't really believe her. You're not the sort, I'm afraid, to actually respect the very notion of ending someone's life by doing it properly and professionally." The raven-haired Magical Girl smiles at you, her eyes hooded. "You kill from a distance, safe from any danger, much too far away to see the life dying out of your victim's eyes or hearing their final words. You don't even see how beautifully they bleed out as they pass from this world to the next." She lets out a sigh. "Honestly, Murderface, I'd like you a lot better if you weren't so proud of being such a filthy degenerate."

She frowns slightly as you offer to give her the firearm - which you've just loaded yourself, the magazine sliding neatly into its slot and clicking firmly into place. "No, no, keep it. Really. I've no interest in it, or the prophecy the girl with the black eyes has for those she gifts these weapons to. I'm not sure if there are any other recipients of these, at that. I hardly care. All I do care about is how finely this one cuts. Nothing else."

You shrug at this, before putting the Desert Eagle back in your inventory. If she says you can keep it, then you are. You're strangely feeling attached to it, in any case.

With your gun put away and her letting go of her sword, the tension seems to be done away with for now. You take out your pack of cigarettes, stick one between your lips, and wordlessly offer Kirika one.

"Ah. Another disgusting habit of yours. Thank you, Murderface, but I don't smoke."

>>19694657

You shrug again, before making to light your cigarette. You hold up your zippo to your face, peering at the reflection on the polished metal - and you swear you could see Pinky behind you, smiling.

You turn around. No one is there.

You turn back around - and it's then that you notice Kirika is gone. You glance around for her, and you see her heading out the door...while the six men who'd been in the bar with you suddenly stand up, drawing guns from inside their coats.

"I don't believe in prophecies, Murderface. I do believe a little blue bird that told me about someone volunteering to retire me."

Six firearms click noisily as they're aimed at you. The bartender is strangely absent.

"You're not going to retire me, Murderface. You're not good enough to." She turns her head, slightly, to grin at you. "Take care of her,gentlemen. You can have what's left."

She disappears, and the Yakuza start to open fire.

Yes. Yes, this is exactly how you planned things to turn out. Fantastic.

How do you react?

>>19694663
Timestop and fire away.
Chase that bitch and shoot her dead

>>19694663
Dive our a window if we can leaving a primed grenade behind. Otherwise throw a flashbang and leave this place in another fashion and then leave a grenade for them.

>>19694663
we had to talk to the other magic girls and go to the bar. there was no way it could go wrong

can we get away without timestop? meeting pinky here would be terrible

>>19694663
Okay. Who the fuck could be that blue bird? Time stop. Kill 'em. Without sounds preferably. Then leg it out the back. Keep the stop up as long as possible.

>>19694663
Flip over the bar to get cover, throwing grenades towards the Yakuza.
Timestop as needed.

Also, looks like she was already aware that the hit job she got was a trap already.

Stop time, say hi to pink, 6 9mm exit holes. We do this with class, P08 luger.

>>19694672
hell no, we go back to HQ and tell them they have a a fucking leak

>>19694663
Timestop, walk out after her while dropping grenades, put a bullet in her head.
Bitch.
If Pinky shows up, we tell her we're busy and we can talk later.

>>19694663
Stop time. Grab a bottle of whiskey, the deagle and kill both the bottle and the men

Then call Kyoko and brag that we took out half a dozen yakuza before lunch and ask her what she has done with her day

>>19694676
From what she said, someone already told Kirika that we were going to be retiring her. She would have worked out that the assignment from QB was just a trap.
So actually, this is for the best. We would have been wasting our time tonight at best, and ended up being counter-ambushed at worst.

>>19694663

Time stop. Say hi to Pinky, remove guns, and add them to your collection.

Kick them in the balls and tear out their throats with a broken bottle.

> Oh fuck, what do we do about the mutant cat?

>>19694695
it had to have been leaked last night, else she wouldn't know *who* was to retire her. unless it was the bitch we called

retreat and bitch about internal services

>>19694695
This is a very good point

>>19694676
We needed to know what she knew anyway. We had a good idea we would be walking into a trap but we had to find out anything we could about pinky, that sword and if she had any idea she was being retired

Lucky us that we found out a lot about each one

>>19694711
Nah she hates this bitch more than she hates us
Maybe her girlfriend passed it along though

>>19694699
Tell him that he has a leak in his agency and throw him into oncoming traffic

>>19694699
>Oh fuck, what do we do about the mutant cat?
You think this was actually a job meant to retire us?
True, Kirika is the Magical Girl best suited to retiring us.
But I don't see the profit in it for QB, unless there's something else about the golden gun and Pinky we don't know about.

>>19694695
How? If she didn't show up to the hit she'd be publicly labeled rogue. So she have to show up, and we have a rifle with a three mile range. There'd be no counter ambush.

Going to the bar was all risk no reward. We know the pink girl wants to kill us already.

>6 Yakuzas
Can handle them without wasting Timestop, I guess.

Well we actually figured out that Kirika can see Pinky as well, the same pinky as we we do, but doens't really care either way as long as she can carry on with killing.
And she didn't try to chop us apart in melee right ways.

That's two strong pluses.
Getting shot at any 6 normal guys is just small downsdie.

>>19694733
She already knew she was being retired. She wouldn't turn up to the fake mission since she would be hunting down QB and tossing him the assassins head while she has the soul gem

>>19694733
We could do this Wanted style, kill this psycho from three miles while she's on the move while laying on our bed with the new biatchez.

Also letting 6 Yakus (with guns) kill us while she runs off is actually far more cowardly than using guns in the first place. Tease her with that first opportunity we get.

>>19694733
She wouldn't show up because she was already informed that she was going to be retired. Why go do the assignment that is most likely to be a trap instead of using the time to prepare a way out, either by leaving the country or defecting to another Incubator's service?

>>19694750
>>19694761
If she doesn't show for the mission, then the entire agency would fall down onto her head. If she ran for it, then HQ internal affairs was at fault for the leak.

There was no good reason to meet her at the bar. We know pink wants us dead. We know she fucks around with people. We got nothing out of it.

>>19694727

Either Kyubees Security has a hole, he was plotting something or Mami betrayed us. Or Kyoko figured something out even though we didnt exactly tell her, and she seemed to stupid for that.

Mami... I dont want to believe it.

All thats left is to go and shoot some Incubators when we are done here.

>>19694774
>If she doesn't show for the mission, then the entire agency would fall down onto her head.
That's what's already happening.

>>19694789
We didn't tell Mami that we're retiring Kirika.

>>19694774
Except for confirmation that she isn't just an hallucination, and she's handing out gold-plated weapons like candy.

>>19694789
I doubt it was Mami, she has the opportunity but it isn't her style.
I can see Kyoko or Sayaka figuring it out and selling us out since either way it gets rid of someone they hate

>>19694774
I doubt that. If she didn't show it would be that she knew she was being retired, she isn't the sort to run so she would be going to cause as much destruction to the agency as she could.

Quite simply this is still a better result than going into that fight tonight without this information since she could very easily have been waiting for us to come try and get her so she could fuck us with her sword.

Since we know our main plan is a bust we can use our fallback of using her friend as bait

If pinky could foresee the the weapon destiny thing, then It's fairly possible that she's the birf. Especially If they talk often

>>19694823
Pinky may well be just bullshitting and handing the weapons out herself.

Wouldn't be surprised if she was the leak however

>>19694823
>>19694826
>I don't believe in prophecies, Murderface. I do believe a little blue bird that told me about someone volunteering to retire me
This implies that it wasn't pinkie

Okay, now what was the name of that BFF the katana bitch happens to have?

>>19694850
> blue

Did we say anything to Sayaka?

>>19694817
We're fighting her alone, in a place her choosing, while she has backup. It is no way being then reporting her AWOL after she fails to show up for her hit, promoting a greater agency response then a quiet "retirement."

We also obviously following pink's little game by talking with other gold weapon holders. It'd been better to not go into a situation planned by antagonistic forces.

>>19694850
Well Sayaka's clothes are blue aren't they?
Never known people mentioning the colour so specifically in that saying

>>19694864

Her hair and eyes, too.

>>19694864
Wouldn't be surprised, it was the first thing to pop into my head.

>>19694855
>Oriko

>>19694880

I think Oriko's prescient? That might explain it. Or does it only affect Meguca?

>>19694663

Invoke Time Stop. Shoot the yakuza and then go after Kirika. Be CAREFUL; I knew meeting Kirika was a bad idea.

>>19694880
Well, I was pointing that out more along the lines that we could use a hostage, but either works, really.

>>19694895
From what we have found out not meeting her would have been worse since she knew she was being targeted and could well have been waiting for us when we went to kill her

>>19694663
retreat to cover, avoid timestop if we can, kill the minions. keep an eye out for bullettime sword to the face

Argh, fuck the "could have been" scenarios, there are six guys asking for a bullet right now and one arrogant bitch that deserves a couple in very near future.
Chop Chop, let's get to work so we can be home for Mami's pancakes.

So yeah, we now go for Oriko, right?
We should bring someone with us since Kirika will be there too

>>19694939
Yep, regrets are for people not about to blow holes in shit with a big gun

Waiting for Deculture...

Um, not meaning to be rude or anything, but can we be a little bit less /k/? Particular gun calibres/models aren't really interesting to me, and by the way Protoculture ignores them I don't think he/she is that much of a gun freak either.

>>19694966
I know enough about guns that you point the open end at someone and pull the trigger so I am with you on that

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Could the Roman numerals on the weapon be references to the Major Arcana?

>>19694977
>20 is blowing her own trumpet
First thing I saw.

>>19694977
>Persona
Considering that we got revived from dream-trap perpared by Emi by getting shot in a head... there might be some similarities.

What is VIII anyway? Chariot?

>>19694966
We are here to kill in style sir. That requires a good gun.

>>19694977
hm, VIII is justice then? while swordbitch is a hearld of something.

>>19694995
it's a set of scales.

>>19694972
>>19694966
This thread is far from as /k/ as it could be. You're welcome to ignore the bits. These are the bits that save your ass though.

>>19695003
20 is Judgement

>>19695003
So Pinky wants to kill Justice using her Herald?
>>19694966
No.

>>19694972
That's a bit less than one should know if he's to ever encounter an actual gun (not implying that you should) there are still things such ar reloading or safe.... But I have to agree on too much /k/ leaking into this thread.

>>19695023
I don't mind the /k/ as long as they're not jerks about it.

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>>19695009
Right, I'm blind, sorry, Chariot is VII.
So we are... Balance?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_Arcana

Dammit.

>>19694679 >>19694748 >>19694895 >>19694929

The first round to be spat out in the ensuing bulletstorm hasn't even made it out of its barrel when you've already vaulted over the bar itself, landing neatly behind it and hunkering down for cover. The perfume of so many high-quality alcohol start to thicken the air - mixing with the scent of gunpowder - as the spray of gunfire above you reduces the entire stock of the bar into nothing but broken glass and fumes. You would have cried at the sight of such folly, had you not rescued a bottle of whiskey a moment before the impromptu firing squad started shooting up the place. You take a leisurely swig from it, before racking your shield twenty degrees counterclockwise, twice - dispensing two grenades into your right hand, the pineapples clinking heavily in anticipation.

You take another swig, before arming the two explosives with a simple tug of their safety rings - and then casually toss them over your shoulder and over the bar. You almost snort whiskey out of your nose as you hear one of the yaks actually curse in pain following a rather nasty cracking sound - one of the grenades must have hit someone in the face. Lucky.

You're already out the back door - the inside of the bar also strangely empty. The bartender must have been warned by Kirika in advance, by the way the back door itself seemed to be ajar. You glance around - the back door leads out to an alley, with a busy road visible at the nearby exit.

You start walking just as the bar behind you explodes in a firey inferno, both grenades detonating at the same time.

Someone ratted you out. You're not surprised of this happening, but you do wonder who did it. You have suspects in mind, but nothing really tangible for now. It could have been the mutant cat for all you know. But what's certain is that Kirika now knows you're out to kill her.

How do you proceed from here?

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>>19694977

You might be interested to note that Desert Eagles have variants called the Mark I, Mark VII and Mark XIX, with the last being the most famous. Though I couldn't find a picture of it stamped on a deagle.

> OP missed making the numeral a coincidence by just 1 digit.

>>19695011
so, we're completely out of balance with the hiding behind drinking, while she kills pretty much indiscriminately.

inversions then?

>>19695023
I'm sorry, I just wanted to see us use a tank gun for a later boss encounter.

>>19695047
Report her AWOL and bitch about the leak, see if we can get backup. Even people on intel would help.

>>19695047
Well she's probably not going to turn up at the fake mission, so that plan's out. With her speed she could be anywhere.

She doesn't know where we live, does she?

>>19695047
Get the fuck away from the scene of the crime, fast. After that do what >>19695071 suggests.

>>19695076
She might. We called her and she said she'd use triangulation.

>>19695076
Oh! And take a photo of a rude gesture and mail it to QB. Some fuck sold us out.

>>19694995
VIII is strength. An arcana symbolising a deep interior strength. Self-control is the word here. Patience, Solidity. Discipline, but also compassion and kindness. That's kinda works with us, what with all the "I'm a magical girl noir" in us.

XX is judgment. It's a bad card. A really bad card. That's the card of Sodome and Gomorre - when God go apeshit insane and decide to kill them all because. It represent the Apocalypse, too.

>>19695047
Find Mikuni Oriko.

She WILL be there, sooner or later

>>19695047
I believe it is time to track down that bitch and turn her head into a substance that most closely resembles chunky salsa.

First get the fuck away from here before the fuzz shows up.

Call people up, get information on where she is likely to go in times of danger, make sure that the people at our home are prepared for an attack.

Find Oriko, she will probably go to her.

I believe Nice Magical Girl time is over, we take her out from as long a distance as possible with the largest caliber rifle we can acquire.

>>19695047
Report to the cat that the bitch knew we were coming for her. Then bring out the big guns.

>>19695087
We need to reequip to take her on. A deagle and two nades isn't going to cut it.

>>19695063
We already established that it's a Mk. XIX Desert Eagle .50 AE (earlier models dont come in this caliber and Deculture specifically mentioned XIX as well).

>Mission
Capture BFF
Tie her up
Put her on a stake
Light it on fire
Force #20 to come out and save the wench
20mm to the head
Put BFF out of her misery if we dont have backup to untie her in time.
Mission accomplished.

Cold, professional brutality.

>>19695047
>How do you proceed from here?
Call Kyoko, casually tell her that you've just met the katana bitch and she tried to kill you right out of the blue (which is pretty much true).
Thank her for the tips she gave us earlier today.

>>19695047
Call up Kyoko and ask if she wants to even the score with Stabby McMurderbitch then go see our mutant employer.
He has a date with a wood chipper and some bad news
>>19695023
I am much more a bladed instrument / bow type persons so unless I join the military I doubt I will have much to do with guns being it is hard enough getting the ones I am interested in over in Australia let alone actual guns

>>19695047

I suggest we go waste the politician in Kirika's document and steal his helicopter. At least we'll get something done today.

> What do we do about Kirika?

>>19695102

And for the love of god, call for back-up.
We're not going to manage If Oriko really is future seeing bitch

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<- counts as magic girl?

>>19695085
Strength OR Justice, depending on the deck. Please read wiki already.

>>19695071
this, then after regrouping and rearming

>>19695112
this

Having someone else get the hostage to speed things up and provide backup would be cool. Our cyclops friend might want to help

Just a little checkup - QB never directly lies, right? It (he?) doesn't tell you important things because "you dindn't ask, sorry, lol". But when you ask, it answers.

How about we just call him and ask him?

>>19695159
Agreed. Send more pictures of Dickbutt too.

>>19695159
He lies by omission, he tells you things but leaves out small but vital details such as becoming a magical girl turns you into a lich

>>19695191
Because you didn't ask. Those things are details. Read the fineprint. His contracts are mostly vocal so the fineprint has to be asked for.

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>The knowledge i gained working under a fortune teller/con-lady actually comes in handy.

If the numbers are really from the major Arcana, Our gun would be ''strength (8)'' while that kantana would be ''judgement(20)''

Strength could mean could mean ''strength of character and feeling or gentle persuasion'' While the revised meaning would be '' A need to speak or act more directly or feelings of weakness''

Judgement's basic meanings are ''A time of great positive change, especially in the way we see ourselves. a new beginning''. while the revised meanings are '' Resisting the knowledge that something has changed''

Assume what you may from this.

>capcha tells me to call 367-3551 ofits

>>19695209
Anything he can omit, he WILL. No exceptions.

>>19695107
>>19695102
>>19695094

You step out casually into the sidewalk amidst the now-approaching sirens, reaching up with your left hand to straighten your glasses and pat your skirt down. People don't seem to notice you, instead looking towards the now-raging inferno that was once a bar called Tatsumi's. You hail another cab, and the driver murmurs something about terrorists as he drives you to a location you say out of rote memory. You'll need bigger guns to deal with this, you decide. Two grenades and a Desert Eagle certainly won't be enough for Kirika. For this, you need a little sister's help.

It'll be a while before you get to where you're supposed to. You need to make a few calls, though, right away.

You dial Kyuubey's number. After two rings, he picks up.

"Yes, Matsuda? Can you be helped?"

How do you report what happened?

>>19695223
Does he actually give a straight, no omissions answer at all in the series? I am trying to remember if so but I am pretty sure he doesn't

>>19695227
You have a leak in your organization somewhere asshole.
I just ran into Kirika who told me she knew someone volunteered to retire her and tried to get a bunch of goons to kill me.
The plan is a bust you have anything as a back up?

You have a leak.

>>19695227
*ptptptpptptppppppppppptttttttttttttt*

"She knew!"

>>9695227
"Kirika was tipped, off. Knew my mission, wanted to talk. Tried to kill me with yakuza, blew up the bar."

>>19695227
"Seen any little blue birds around lately? Apparently one of them informed Kirika of her impending retirement."

>>19695227
"Hey dickbutt she knew about her retirement."

>>19695227
bitch about the leak. Quiet "retirements" require some level of secrecy.

ask for backup and intel. see they can pick up her squeeze while you rearm.

>>19695254
this

How does a cat pick up a phone anyway?

>>19695243

This. Add that Kirika was tipped off by somebody, knew her assignment was fake and that Chiaki was gunning for her, and tried to set a trap for us. Don't mention the golden weapons or Pinky just yet.

If the stupid mutant cat can tell half-truths or lie by omission, then so can we.

>>19695264

Opposable secondary ear.

Why is everyone trying to be snarky and shit? We want to get this done quick.
The less we talk to dickbutt the better.

Though Kirika may be a smug asshole who doesn't believe that we can kill her in a million years, we must assume that she has contingencies in place for something like this. She may have already anticipated any moves to use her best friend against her. The question is how to find her now that she's probably not going to take the fake job that QB set up for her.

Another thing we may want to do is to check on Iori and make sure that she's going to be safe so long as Kirika is alive. If she's spooked, she may try to use Iori as a shield or bargaining chip.

>>19695264
custom kitty headsets

We report nothing. We can play the omitting game as well. Besides, there's no need.

"She knows about my mission. Someone told her. Who?"
(dont mention the blue bird unless he appears ignorant)

"Where does her golden sword come from? What does it signify? Is it the reason for my mission?"
(DO. NOT. MENTION. THE. DEAGLE.)

Any other questions?

>>19695269
If my mission provider can't keep a lid on his assassination missions and I walk into an ambush the needs his ass reamed

>>19695264
Smart phone.
Or like >>19695273 said custom kitty headsets

>>19695292
>(DO. NOT. MENTION. THE. DEAGLE.)

>>19695292
If we mention the sword he'll want to know why it's important to us.

>>19695269
Well for one we fucking despise the little prick, two he either set us up or is too stupid about how he has set this up and three we are in a bad mood to begin with

>>19695304
She told us about it herself, if he asks.

>>19695292
>>19695304
Skip the sword, we don't want to draw ANY attention to the golden weapons.

>>19695314
We need to know. We may need to ditch it, destroy it, whatever.

>>19695314
Skip the sword unless he brings it up
Mention the little blue bird