WE ARE BUTLER, 100% PURE DAPPER AND SWAG.1 A butler may not injure his mistress or, through inaction, allow his mistress to come to harm.2 A butler must obey the orders given to him by his mistress except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.3 A butler must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.>ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen/order/asc/-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-You pop the molotov ball you wedged into her front grill.The small explosion is accompanied by steam escaping now busted radiator.This throws her aim off, and she hurriedly puts her large gun away."FFFFFFFFF!" she yells as she retakes the wheel from Gai.The car, now disabled, slows down and dies in the middle of the road.You watch in your side mirror as she gets out of it, takes off the policeman's hat she had on in place of Frau and throws it dramatically on the ground with a torrent of curses."GODDAMMIT! GODDAMMIT! FFFFFFFFFFFUCK! I WILL GET YOU! I WILL GET YOU INTO THAT MAID'S COSTUME! I FUCKING SWEAR I WILL!"You hear her shout and mentillate directly into your mind at the same time."She mad." TOuma says as he also watches the scene."Yep. That there's mein engel." you answer as the two of your drive off towards the next checkpoint.
rolled 95 = 95Gentleman
>>19689850Fuck yeah!
>>19689873I feel like good things are gonna happen this thread.
>>19689882All right! MSQ!Mood music: http://endlessvideo.com/watch?v=DqWyI8CTzzA
>>19689850Full speed ahead Gentlemen.
The first checkpoint was easy enough to find.It was in a truckstop that was easily visible from miles away what with it's large sign jutting up into the sky.There, you found Susan and Lime waiting for you as they ate a quick meal in the back of their truck."She give you much trouble?" She asks as Touma goes to get your card punched."Nope. I got her madder though.""You do know you're gonna pay for toying with her so much right?""I know. And that just makes me that much more determined to win.""fair enough. I want to ask though, what exactly are the specifics of this bet? Do you have to come in first? Or do you only have to be faster than her?" she asks you as she hands a napkin to Lime who was messily eating a large burger.[ ]I need to come in first[ ]I just need to be faster[ ]I... I'm not sure *contact Erica*
>>19689882Definitely!
rolled 47 = 47>>19689944S'long as we finish way ahead of Erica doesn't matter, though would be fun to keep on foiling her and making her have to get new vehicles.
>>19689944[x]I just need to be fasterAnd if she tries to turn into BUT YOU DIDN'T *WIN* DID YOU we can just point out that she didn't either. Then we both get to be Susan's maids for the day. Everybody wins!
>>19689944>[ ]I just need to be fasterWe can't let Erica dictate the terms now.
>>19689944[X]I... I'm not sure *contact Erica*Clearly this is a wise idea.
>>19689944[X] I just need to be faster.
>>19689944"The bet only said "winner and loser" and that means I've already won because I have such a wonderful family in my life"Because I like cheese.
>>19689995>>19689980>>19689964These. But We shall obviously win.>I am okay with being Susan's maid for the day.
>>19690054Yes, say that to the alternate universe version of us who just lost that.Brilliant idea.>Contact Erica.
IT BEGINS...what the fuck do you mean I'm late?!
>>19689944>[X]I... I'm not sure *contact Erica*
"I just need to be faster." you tell her"That's it?" "That's it." "Well then, let's not waste anymore time." She says with a nod as Touma returns with your punchcard.----------------------------------------------------------------The next few hours were surprisingly easy enough again.The other racers have seem to have been caught up with the commotion Erica has caused in the city are now far behind you.Your weird 2 car convoy rolls down the road unobstructed for now.'Smokey to Ass-bandit, Smokey to Ass-bandit. Do you read me Ass-bandit? over.''You sure like your CB talk huh?' you ask your 'twin''Eh. It's something to pass the time. So what do you think happened to everyone else?''Cops.' you mentillate'The cops got them?''No, I mean there's a huge police check-point down the road.'There, barely visible in the distance was indeed a pretty large barricade of policecars and officers.They even brought a big-rig and have it parked across the road to act like a wall.WAT DO?>also add a roll
rolled 25 = 25>>19690268Susan opens a path with the monster truck, we follow in the wake of destruction.
>>19690268turn on super swag mode and simply swag into mordor
rolled 91 = 91>>19690268Stop and see what they want. At the first sign of trouble, pull out a gun and take out some pigs.Maybe toss a grenade at the bigrig to clear the way.
rolled 20 = 20>>19690268Saucers under both vehicles and fly over the checkpoint, going all et up in this bitch.
rolled 71 = 71>>19690317well i completely and utterly fucked this up.
rolled 1 = 1>>19690268Plates under both vehicles, fly over road block, yell out some BS about Transformers 4 or something.
rolled 81 = 81>>19690324That is far too blatant majaik use, Fritz.
Guys keep in mind we can't do showy displays of magic.
>>19690336I hereby relinquish my own rolling rights.
>>19690336Great work
rolled 18 = 18>>19690336Well, now we're really fucked.
>>19690336WELP, no more rolling for you tonight.
rolled 100 = 100Jump over them using the conveniently placed ramp that's always in this type of movie.Use saucers for distance under both vehicles.
rolled 91 = 91>>19690338Oh i misunderstood the directions, i thought we weren't supposed to be caught by anyone my bad.
>>19690354THE DICE HATH SPOKEN
>>19690336>>19690354What the fuck is going on here
>>19690354Well. Never mind.
>>19690354And Codeki saves the day
rolled 55 = 55>>19690361GOOD THINGS
>>19690357And doing it in plain view of the police check point wouldn't tip them off?
rolled 85 = 85>>19690354pulling for this as well.we have a 100 and a 1 which will LG use?
>>19690379He'll use the 1, make it a huehuehue badend, and then make the 100 the real post.
>>19690379Hundreds trump ones.
>>19690378I mean literally grabbed and stopped, that's what i get for doing this on no sleep the other day.
>>19690336>>19690354watSeconding Codeki's idea. Not gonna roll for it though...
rolled 37 = 37>>19690292Seconding Udz. Come on, dice gods!
rolled 39 = 39>>19690390not true, he said specifically that he picks whichever one he feels like during infinicon.
I think we've done enough rolling until LG's next post. Everyone go back to "noko".
>>19690408And he's also said that relevant hundreds trump ones.
rolled 31 = 31>>19690416NO, WE FLY INTO MLP LAND AND THATS FINAL!
>>19690430If MLP stands for 'Man, LG's Pissed.", then yeah.
rolled 83 = 83>>19690462lolRolling for no. Also rolling for good luck
>>19689850I just noticed the three laws at the top.Didn't know LG played SS13.
rolled 21 = 21Rolling to calmly make our way through this blockade while pointing them in the direction of Erica.
rolled 23 = 23>>19690502lol I meant >>19690430Sorry.Rerolling.
>>19690523I kinda miss the Swagtron intro. It wasn't up very long at all....
>>19690523>SS1310/10 mad as fuck
>>19690354You try and look for a way out, and find it easily enough in the form of some sort of construction going on just in front of the roadblock.Someone has dumped a mound of dirt and has formed it into an overly convenient ramp that, with speed and luck, allow you to jump the cars, officers and the truck.'Gun it Smokey.' You tell Susan.'Roger that Ass-bandit. We flying?''We are.' the two of you throw out saucers and hide them under your cars.You gun the weinermobile for all it's worth, the chunky v8 proving to be quite capable.Susan does the same for her truck.As the two of you hit the ramp, you look down at the amazed faces of the policemen below you.Susan taunts them further by honking her horn as you soared over the truck.As you softly land using the saucers below your vehicles, you can hear the cops scrambling to pursue you."Someone get that dangnammit truck outta the way!!"You speed off down the road towards your next checkpoint.
rolled 66 = 66>>19690528Let me help you.
rolled 75 = 75>>19690545Hahaha, awesome, let's see Erica try and smash her way through them.
>>19690545"Kraus, play Dixie."
>>19690545>Wienermobile and monstertruck jumping a bigrigWelp no point keeping under the limit now.
>>19690545Whelp. It was an awesome post but now the police are on us.I must say, well done combining 100 and 1 into one post which demonstrates both rolls well.Bravo
>>19690603But we're in the Wienermobile. Wouldn't the Oscar Meyer jingle be more fitting?
>>19690545I can't help but think this was an effect of Hataye's and Susan's combined data manipulation abilities.
>>19690645Maybe. But not when LG posts a picture of the General Lee.
>>19690657Speaking of that, we need to bring her with when we go to Shinji and when we go to get our Data manipulation skills checked.
>>19690678Oh god. Hayate, Susan, and Stahl all in the same room. That cannot end any way but well.
>>19690545Man, twins are great.
>>19690702The gravity wells of all that SWAG located in one place collapses in on itself and the multiverse begins to implode in sheer charisma and sepulchritude.
>>19690771I think Hayate's and Susan's swag in close proximity would cancel each other out, so it might be okay.
>>19690806It does seem so far that they're unaffected by each other's swag.
Hours later again, after loosing what little copcars have been able to pursue you, you and Susan speed down an abandoned warehouse district in your respective vehicles.The next checkpoint should be close by now, but the map isnt very specific as to where it wuould be.All it said next to the red X was the words 'LOOK UP'.'Smokey to Ass-bandit, do you have any Idea where we're going? over.''Nope. It just says 'look up' that could be anything.''maybe it's a tall building? or maybe a bridge of some sort?'You scan the surroundings and find a pretty impressive skyscraper in the distance.Susan herself says she spotted a large bridge some clicks to the east.[ ]bridge [ ]sky scraper
rolled 87 = 87>>19690846[x]sky scraperHeh, let's have some fun.Oh and I don't mind anyone else Susan swags as long as she doesn't get Keima, we've put way too much effort into getting him.
>>19690846[x]bridgeIt's closer, less time wasted.
[X] BridgeThis is a race and you can't exactly drive a vehicle inside of a skyscraper.
>>19690846[ ]bridge
rolled 70 = 70Moon.
>>19690846[X] BridgeThat should be where we check first. "LOOK UP" is next to the X, right?
>>19690754Wait. How is the hook going through the stuffy so cleanly?>>19690846Skyscraper.
rolled 37 = 37>>19690846Find the point closest to the "X" and then look directly up.
>>19690846[x]bridge It's closer, easier to check first.
>>19690846[x]bridge Bridges have X's on them.
>bridge'Let's try that bridge.' you tell your female copy.'Roger that Ass-bandit. Follow me.' She answers as she executes an impressive 180 spin with her huge vehicle.----------------------------------------------------------You drive onto the bridge just as the sun was about to set, there's some traffic on it but it's moving.Your two teams look around for any sign of that punchclock.**rollem**>taking the 4th roll
rolled 77 = 77>>19691112Rollingu
rolled 32 = 32>>19691112So, about where are we?
rollan
rolled 15 = 15>>19691112its under the blaringly obvious sign.
>>19691135Email line, not subject line.
rolled 22 = 22>>19691112Come on, dice gods!
rolled 32 = 32>>19691112
rolled 11 = 11>>19691135whoops fucked that up
rolled 96 = 96>>19691142The Dice Gods scoff at your paltry prayer.
>>19691142The dice gods have always struck down those that give them inadequate sacrifice.
rolled 55 = 55I was not fast enough.>Seppuku
rolled 25 = 25DICE GODS!I OFFER BLACKJACK AND HOOKERS!
>>19691203Carly's yummy, but I'd rather have Sam.
>>19691203Not much of an improvement on mine. Maybe you should've offered the dice gods a soda and 11-year-old??
rolled 74 = 74I offer them only the knowledge that I roll in their name.They only favor you when you do not ask or knowingly beseech them to be favored
>>19691203Fine dice. Take a gorilla instead.
rolled 19 = 19>>19691280Dice Gods, I demand you prove him wrong, don't make me have to smack a bitch.
rolled 92 = 92>>19691293Dice gods i offer you this goats anal virginity in the name of science!
rolled 37 = 37>>19691293I give you one more chance before I start get some use out of my Pimp hand.
rolled 95 = 95>>19691309The gods are kinda like the ol' Norse gods I guess.
>>19691323Horny tricksters who like breaking stuff we care about?
rolled 11 = 11>>19691327Sounds remarkably like them, don't it?>>ghodus speaksHE COMES.
rolled 18 = 18>>19691344Fucking ghodus is the Dice Devil
>>19691309I guess that's what the dice gods wanted.
>>19691142You don't find anything along the sidewalks, no sign, no punchclock, nothing.'Didn't it say -look up-?' Susan asks you'Yeah. Why?''I think I'm looking at it right now.' she says as she pulls up next to you and point up out of her open window.There, on on one of the highest trusses of the bridge, right next to a maintenance ladder, was the bright red punchclock.Someone will have to get out of the car to get to it.[ ]go yourself[ ]let Touma go
>>19691414[x]go yourselfWe can fly, Touma can't. We don't want him falling off.
>>19691414go up ourselves. Touma will just kill himself by slipping on something with his negated luck.
rolled 72 = 72Fly!
>>19691414[x]go yourselfComeon Susan, let us use my flying machines to reach this punching machine!
>>19691414[x]go ourself.misaka won't be happy if we let touma break his fool neck, I'm assuming
rolled 17 = 17Go ourself, grab susan's card and punch it for her so she can stick around to defend the vehicles.
>>19691414We'll do it.
>>19691414Saucer or strikers we can go ourself Touma can keep the wiener running
>>19691414[x]go yourselfWe're the one with Time Stop and flight in case we fall.
>>19691414[X] Go yourself.Check to see if anyone's around that would see us. If not, fly up with Susan and punch our cards.
there's no rules against sabotaging to punchclock, are there?
>>19691522I like the way you think, Lookout.>just not the way you roll
>>19691529I don't think even lookout likes the way he rolls
>>19691604Except when it's really funny.
>>19691522or perhaps... hiding it?
>>19691614Which it usually is. Except for that one time...
>>19691604
You take the punch-card from Touma and depart your vehicle after pulling-up to the side.Susan does the same on her end and leaves lime on her truck's roof.The two of you climb the maintenance ladder swiftly, the view under Susan's skirt distracting you for a bit.'Stripped panties huh...' you think as you try and keep your eyes on the ladder's rungs.You reach the clock, and the two of you punch your cards.Before you begin to head down, Susan stops you."Wait. I have an idea." She says as she opens up a panel on the clock and fiddles with something inside.The time on the clock-face advances by an hour."Sabotage huh?""Yep." she answers as you begin to climb down.That's when you heard the chopper approaching.A strong spotlight locks onto you as you begin to head back down to your vehicles, a megaphone is turned on."FOUUUUUUUUUUND YOU!" Erica yells over the police-chopper's speakers.She pulls open the passenger-side door and reveals Sasha as she laughs maniacally into the mic.WAT DO?>add a roll>taking the fifth roll
rolled 98 = 98>>19691636Not this roll.
rolled 85 = 85>>19691636Helicopters are always about five seconds from crashing. Foul the rotors, back or top, and it should take it down.
rolled 42 = 42>>19691636what time is it?I think it's DROP A LANDRAIDER ON THAT HELICOPTER TIME
rolled 47 = 47This is not the roll you were looking for.
rolled 27 = 27Timestop, shoot molotov paintballs onto rotors.Blow up rotors.We might be able to knock her out of the race for good this time.
rolled 55 = 55>>19691636Not this one either.
rolled 5 = 5>>19691636Moltov to the chopperDice gods i offer bull testicles
rolled 60 = 60Wow, could we, do that again? But in reverse order?
>>19691664Good idea, bad roll.
>>19691671Note: Dice gods don't like bull testicles.
rolled 53 = 53>>19691636Yell "Damn it, Erica, that's not a car. That's cheating!"Shoot Molotov paintballs at the spot where the rotor blades connect. Rotors fly off, helicopter crashes.
>>19691636Rebounder teacup? Fire her shots back at her?
rolled 10 = 10I think we all know what's really going on.the dice want us in that maid outfit.
rolled 27 = 27>>19691671Maybe you should've offered another goat??
rolled 11 = 11>>19691738What did I say about offering things?
rolled 2 = 2>>19691752Well we need to do something. The dice gods seem...upset about something.
rolled 6 = 6>>19691763Oh fuck.>>19691344I invoked ghodus, the Dice Devil. We are all doomed.
>>19691763Not enough twincest. Susan and Hayate are too immune to each other's swag. Hayate should have been jaw-droppingly aroused and fallen off the ladder at the upskirt or something. Instead, he found it amusing.
rolled 99 = 99needs more shawarma
>>19691782Come now, that would be quite rude to our "sister."
>>19691824Yeah, but now they'll be satisfied. Should have saved it.
rolled 86 = 86Fucking ghodus switched me and lookout when we weren't looking.>I am making this a thing. Or I'll forget about it come sleepy time. Meh.
rolled 97 = 97Welp, hope you all can win this in a way that's hilarious, gonna go to sleep now.
>>19691782Nah hayate doesn't get stunned by such small thingsNow if it was Susan and Erica being lesbians then we quite possibly would be out of commission all weekAlso he was probably thinking he would have chosen the same thing if he got turned into a girl
>>19691826I agree. However, the dice love TWINS THEY WERE.
>>19691826Nah it wouldn't be rude but I think Susan would find it funny and a bit weird
>>19691896And... Oddly and disconcertingly thrilling...
You know, I reread the first three or so threads after last night's thread.We've been wanting to swag Keima and a female version of ourselves since the very first thread. Why the recent indecision?As a side note, we also wanted to swag Amazoness early on. That kind of died off quickly.
>>19691925>Why the recent indecision?Because a lot of people didn't get involved into a dozen or more threads in and thought we were joking. Keima is literally our first love interest, just the slowest-going.
>>19691925Well, Susan just got here. Shouldn't we give her a little time to adjust?
>>19691925We got busy and she ended up more a broKeima has become an issue since it actually became close to happeningSusan is a case of people being torn between settling her in first and charging full dick aheadI am fully in the "screw Keima until he can't walk" faction
>>19691945Yep. Keima first, Amazoness second, and Erica was third. It's just that we scored with fast, and afterwards, we never stopped actually pursuing anyone. Except Keima, and now Mio.
>>19691955And the screw our gender bent alternate dimension self once she is settled in a bit more camp
>>19691955>I am fully in the "screw Keima until he can't walk" factionI'm in the "If it's pretty, fuck it, there is no gay" faction. We're closely allied. There's a lot of overlap.
She lets loose a barrage of bullets, but Susan was fast enough to shield the two of you with a tray."She mad." She tells you."Ya think?" you answer as you pull out one of your pistols.You line up on their tail-rotor and let loose a few shots, these have the desired effect of killing it and sending the helo into a downwards spiral.It crashes into athe framework of the bridge above you and continues to fall through.You see Erica and Gai bail successfully and land in the fast-flowing river below.--------------------------------------------------------Touma looks up from the passenger's seat of the Wienermobile, the sound of gunfire and the crash attracting his attention.His eyes go wide as he figures out what's gonna happen next."Such misfortune!" he yells as he jumps out of the vehicle just before the wrecked heli crashes ontop of it.-------------------------------------------------------You stare at the flaming wreckage that was your ride.Erica's helicopter could not have picked a worse landing."Sooo... What now?" Touma asks you."You can bum a ride from us." Susan says as she nods towards the monster truck that Lime has managed to keep safe by kicking away part of the tail that was gonna fall onto it.[ ]ride with Susan *for now[ ]Find a vehicle *add a roll*
>>19691961Yeah, but we never really got any chemistry going with Amazoness. She's squarely friendzoned at this point. Keima, though... He's dancing the girl's steps.
rolled 31 = 31Twincest is still be best form of cest (Even though this is AUcest)
rolled 66 = 66ride susan. WITH SUSAN I MEAN.
>>19691974Yeah, let's ride with Susan. If there's anyone we can trust fully and without question, it's her. We know her as we know ourselves - we wouldn't lie or backstab in this situation, and neither will she.
>>19691974[x]ride with Susan *for nowTechnically we're not bumming a ride, because you're me. We're just riding in a car with both ourselves.
rolled 88 = 88Find Vehicle>>msRona 9147693986Captcha be chatten me up. I will pay 100$ to whoever calls this number.
rolled 64 = 64>>19691974I feel bad for our opponents, because THEY'RE OUTTA TIME!
>>19691974>that picThat is not how you park a helicopter.
>>19692002This. We know that we're trustworthy. Therefore we know that she's trustworthy and she knows that we're trustworthy. We'll also both immediately know if/when the time has come for a doublecross. We can't surprise each other, and probably can't outskill each other. Perfect team, perfect twins, and all that.
rolled 73 = 73Ride with susan, we have a big lead over everyone and don't want to waste the time or let Erica catch us so quickly again.
>>19692022Hey. Any landing you walk away from.
rolled 67 = 67I would also like to note that I will always take the option what requires a roll.Even if I suddenly realize that I should take the other one.
>>19691974[x]ride with Susan *for nowMay as well take this opportunity to get closer to ourselves.
rolled 46 = 46>>19691974I think we need a new, bitchin' ride.
rolled 65 = 65>>19691974Rolling to find TARDIS
rolled 69 = 69>>19692044Well, not with that roll. Ah well.
rolled 58 = 58>>19691974[x]find a new vehicledon't want touma's luck coming down on all of us.
>>19691974Our sausage! Our giant sausage! DAMN YOU TO HELL![x]Find a vehicle *add a roll*Comeon Lockheed Martin JLTV
rolled 72 = 72>>19692057forgot the dice.
rolled 10 = 10>>19691974Find our-self a Shelby Mustang GT 500
rolled 80 = 80>>19692055and the car should be the Impala
rolled 96 = 96>>19692066Stupid dice I hate you ;_;
rolled 51 = 51>>19691974Conveniently placed MechaGodzilla?
rolled 34 = 34>>19692065And the fucking picture... damn I suck.
rolled 62 = 62>>19691974Find another vehicle.Perhaps the most manly of vehicles: The AVE Mizarhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AVE_Mizar
>>19691974I DO want to find a new ride (Oh, there are so many possibilities I'd like to see), but I think we should ride with Susan for now. At least to get some more distance between us and Erica.
>>19692074Great choice. I'd like to see us get that, a 1933 Ford Model B coupe (ZZ Top's Eliminator), or a pair of Harley Davidsons.Though, after we put some distance between us and our Engel.
rolled 94 = 94Actually I wouldn't complain if we got Sweet JP's car from Redline.
rolled 88 = 88Find an old hemi 'cuda driven by a seedy lativian looking guy to steal
>>19692120Any kind of classic muscle car like that, really.
>>19692112I...I just want Supernatural to end. I want the past two seasons to not have happened.
>>19692165I watched most of the first season and then stopped. Should I keep going or stop while I'm ahead?
>>19692175go all the way to the end of the fifth season, then stop. 2, 5, and 3 are the best seasons.
>>19692201Huh, and season 1 has been pretty good. Good to know.
>>19692165Season 6 was the one where Sam came back from hell without a soul, right? That was a stupid plot and was more or less where I stopped watching.
>>19692225Shit, meant to quote your other post.>>19692201
>>19692225Wow that's some spoilers there.
"We'll bum a ride for now until we can find something." You tell her."Get on then."You and Susan take the cabin, while Lime and Touma position themselves in the truckbed.Hours pass with not much being said between the two of you, the miles melting away as you drove off into the night."So... Uhhh, yeah." she says as she tries to start some form of conversation."Yeah?" you ask her."Sorry for telling that class we're twins. I didn't really know what to say."[ ]it's okay[ ]well, you could have explained everything.[ ]other
>>19692236/tg/ doesn't have spoiler tags. I would have used them if it did.Plus, reading "Season 6 was where..." would be kind of a warning tag in and of itself.
>>19692236It's also written much better there than how it was handled in the series
>>19692236for Sam and Dean, death is less of a veil, more of a revolving door. no harm in knowing that.
>>19692248[x]it's okayI mean, it's not like you could have given them the whole rundown right there. Don't worry about it.
>>19692248"It's okay. And technically true from a certain standpoint, we are genetically identical."
>>19692248"I understand. After all, I called myself Susan for a while. We tend to lie when we're scared to make it easier."
[X] Its Okay[X] OtherWhats mine is yours.
rolled 90 = 90"Well, you could have explained that we aren't actually related."
>>19692248[x] it's okayWe effectively ARE twins so this is a good way to explain the similarities without having to go through all the dimensional bullshit. We can tell the real story to anyone we think should know it.
>>19692280>>19692283These.
>>19692288Actually, we are related. We're more closely related than is even normally possible.
>>19692248[x]It's okay."I'm not going to tell you how to create you own destiny here, what's 'right' and 'wrong' for you to do doesn't really apply, not in the normal sense."
>>19692248It's ok.We can take things as they come and work them out.Anyway having you as a twin is great as far as I am concerned, it means we can get away with acting alike
rolled 36 = 36>>19692299In a literal sense.(Stop trying to close loopholes.)
>>19692253for reals.reasons why the show should have ended aside, there's no excuse for how full dummy the story got.
>>19692248[x]it's okay"We can take things slow, until you're comfortable."
[x]other"Hey it goes without saying that I would have said the exact same thing, what's mine is yours."
>>19692303Seconded
>>19692248Nah, it's cool. Actually, it's helpful since it stops people asking awkward questions, and we can always tell the people we trust the whole story later.
>>19692303I will vote for this.Delicious delicious masturbation-cest awaits.
rolled 45 = 45>>19692288If she has the same parents as hayate then they are related. even if those parents exist in different universes. And having the same genetic makeup makes them twins.It's okayrolling for swag
>>19692356>And having the same genetic makeup makes them twins.No, sharing a womb makes you twins. Genetic similarities makes you siblings/clones.
"It's okay." you tell her."We can take things slow, until you're comfortable.""Comfortable with what?" she asks."Well... Everything. The girls, the class, me...""You know, I'm pretty comfortable with you already." She says as she scooches over on the bench seat and touches shoulders with you."Thanks. I am with you too." You tell her as you also lean on her."Soo... Uhhh..." she turns her head to look at the two napping passengers in the back"..nnadoit?" she mumbles"What? I didn't quite catch that.""Want to... do it?" she asks again.WAT SAY/DO?**Add a roll**
rolled 71 = 71>>19692385"Do what exactly?"I am not in favor of self-cest.
rolled 48 = 48>>19692356TWINS FOR THE TWIN THRONE!
rolled 9 = 9>>19692385"Yes."
rolled 27 = 27>>19692385I think something simple will work here."Wat..."
rolled 43 = 43>>19692385"Yeah, I do too."
rolled 44 = 44>>19692385"Okay, but let's just get one thing clear first: is this considered sex or masturbation?"
rolled 37 = 37"Later. Right now is RACE FOR THE MAID."
rolled 71 = 71>>19692385Sure.
rolled 5 = 5>>19692385TWINS THEY WERE.Answer with a kiss.
rolled 49 = 49>>19692385"I know we are prone to misunderstandings but any way you mean it sure. I'll give anything a try once... or twice... or a few dozen times."
rolled 93 = 93>>19692385okayyyLets see how far we can take this.Dice gods i offer you the lives of my hypothetical children
rolled 96 = 96>>19692385"Come on. You should know the answer to that question."Meaning yes, by the way.
rolled 24 = 24>>19692385In a more appropriate time and place, naturally?
rolled 87 = 87>>19692385Um... you are me, and I am gorgeous as a girl, so yes.But are you sure you want to jump into things so quick?
rolled 37 = 37>>19692425Youuu
rolled 38 = 38We're clearly trolling ourself. But yes.
>>19692434Oh man, now I know how LG must feel all the time. Imagining how mad you have to be at me puts a huge smile on my face.
rolled 52 = 52>>19692425This actually sounds pretty good for a response.
rolled 28 = 28>>19692461Not really mad just disappointed that the lives of my hypothetical children were wasted
rolled 53 = 53>>19692482In before future troubles make this Tragic in Hindsight.
>>19692367Technically we did come from the same womb just in a different dimension
>>19692489No i meant sperm as they could hypothetically be used to make children.
>>19692385"Um... you are me, and I am gorgeous as a girl, so yes. Yes I do want to do it.""..wait what are you talking about?" She asks."What are YOU talking about?" you return the question."Driving""Sex" you both answer at the same time."... Ah. Driving..." you say with a sweatdrop."You... You... You want to do it with me? You want to do it with a female version of you from another timeline?" She asks as she stops the trucks and pulls-over.[ ]let's forget I said that[ ]err... Yes?
this is totally not going to be whatever i'm thinking about, breakfast time!
>>19692514"Yes."No shame. She knows us - she is us. There can be no shame here.
>>19692536This. Be a man. No going back now anyway. We would be a bitch if we tried to backpedal.
rolled 50 = 50"First, before I answer that, let me tell you that you asked me that question in a completely misleading manner."
>>19692514[x]let's forget i said that
>>19692514Err yes?No point saying forget it since we both know Susan won't since she is us
>>19692514"You've still got the swag, you already know the girls. Why the hell not?""Jeeze, I don't remember being a prude."
>>19692496Well...I was under the impression the way this worked was that her universe split off from ours when we tried the homemade genderswap potion. As in, before that, we existed as the same person.
>>19692514"You don't?"We both know how we think.
>>19692514[x]err... Yes?"Come on, you're me and I'm you. Don't act like we haven't thought of this before."
rolled 95 = 95>>19692514Yes. I've been attracted to my own female form since that experiment and I figure it's only a matter of time until Erika finds a way to get us in bed together anyways, so why fight the inevitable?
>>19692514[x]ayup
rolled 79 = 79"NO OF COURSE NOT THAT WOULD BE SILLY."
>>19692514Come on, it's not like it would be incest or anything perverse like that.It would be masturbation.
>>19692514This >>19692554
this counts as a hilarious misunderstanding.everyone drink.
>>19692536Woo manly path.
Lets be honest with ourselves here, at one point in time while she was still a male she thought the same thing, though this really is way to early for us to be doing something like this.
It looks like the consensus is not only yes, but fuck embarrassment and call upon the fact that we're the same person to know that she wants to too.
>>19692558I like this one.
>>19692514"its like something inside my mind pushing me toward you?... and i dont... dislike that?"we confusing ourselves now bro.
rolled 83 = 83>>19692514"NO OF COURSE NOT THAT WOULD BE SILLY HAHAHAHA. *Smallcaps* shitshitshitshit."
>>19692514Come on, it's not like it would be incest or anything perverse like that.It's masturbation.
rolled 19 = 19Wow that took a while to update.Also stop mentioning masturbation it isn't that.
>>19692514FOCUS. We still got a race to win. And knowing how these things turn out, something will start happening then *BAM* awkward discovery and gratuitous application of boolets to our car via minigun from nowhere.
" I would say wouldn't you, but you know the answer to that"
>>19692514"That's a dumb question and we know it."
rolled 32 = 32We should also stop with statements like "We both know it."Sounds like not something to say.
>>19692514No backing down now.Err yes?Say we need to sort this out AFTER the race as well, we don't trust that there isn't a potato fuhrer about to ambush us
>>19692514"well, a bit, yeah, but let's put discussing that on hold until Erica's not trying to hunt us down and kill us, mmkay?"
"I'd have to have awfully low self-esteem not to find myself attractive."
>>19692514Yes. I'm not ever going to do anything about it if you're not totally on board, but yes.
'Shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshiiiiiiit.' you try and find a way to backpedal but there's no way out of this.You might as well face the music and be done with it."err... Yes. I do. You see, and I think you know this, I've always had this weird fascination with gender reversal and an almost narcissistic attraction to myself.""Ahuh... And don;t you think that would be... well, weird?""Well, no. Not really. You know the twins right? You do realize its just a matter of time before Erica gets us in bed together?""... And you really really don't think that's weird?""No. Not really.""You, 'dear brother', are a piece of work." she punches your shoulder playfully. "Now switch places with me and drive."'well that wasnt as awkward as I thought it would be...' you think as you take the wheel.---------------------------------------------------------------------The monstertruck is a pretty nice drive, you must admit.The huge engine in it growling with power as you drove down this empty back-road.A few miles later, Susan leans up against you, obviously pretending to take a nap.WAT DO?[ ]say something [wat say?][ ]continue driving
>>19692745Just let her slump face-first into our lap like we all know she's trying to do.
>>19692745[x]are you going to make a move on Keima?
>>19692745[x]continue drivingLet her enjoy the moment.
rolled 45 = 45Gentlemen.WE DRIVE!With an arm around the shoulder.
>>19692762...damn it, this.
>>19692745So, which one of us gets Keima?
>>19692745Stroke her hair while she relaxes.
>>19692745Drive.Let's just enjoy the peace for a bit.
>>19692745[x] Say something"Shouldn't *I* be the one trying to look down *your* shirt?"And one-armed hug.
>>19692762>>19692780Come on people, show some tack.
So who gets dibs on Keima?
>>19692802>tackTact.
>>19692810Susan and Hayate. Why would it be one or the other?
>>19692745One armed hug while we keep driving.We may have just admitted we wanted to have sex with our gender swapped self but we do still love her as family as well
>>19692810We share like we do everything else
>>19692813Oh, sorry.Still come on. Slow and steady wins the race.Metaphorically and literally.
and turn on the radio.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3k98H9MmUg
>>19692827Yes. And we're going to let her slowly race into 'accidentally' falling face-first into our lap. That's why she's pretending to nap. It's obvious. Also, no biggie, 'tact' is something heard a lot more often than read.
>>19692829>Two Hayates in the car>Not turning on something, ANYTHING by QueenCome on, Lookout. That shit's dumb.
>>19692745Simple. We pet her as we drive.>>19692762>>19692780Really? Damnit you guys....
>>19692849k, ya got me.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oOHr--AMes
>>19692844How about just letting her stay in the original position and NOT shove her face in our lap?>>19692849How about this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM
>>19692849Queen is over played at this point.ZZ Top time now.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4VFFBCa5Aw
>>19692867>How about just letting her stay in the original position and NOT shove her face in our lap?Of course we'll let her. I'm saying this is her intention - that she's going to purposely 'accidentally' slip like that.
>>19692745Stroke her hair
>>19692873ZZ Top is fucking terrible.
>>19692876Very well, I may not completely agree with you, but I respect your opinionWe'll see how LG plays this out
>>19692745Just keep goin'.
>>19692873Fuck ZZ Top, Billy Idol time.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KJZeygsovw
Since we're on the subject of music at some point we need to listen to dragula by rob zombie during the trip.
YOu wordlessly place an arm around her and continue driving.She, this gender-swapped, world-displaced, lost-it-all version of yourself, snuggles into your arm and relaxes."you idiot." she mumbles as she genuinely begins to fall asleep.---------------------------------------------------------------
>>19692909>White Wedding>Not Rebel YellYeah, I mad, White Wedding is for those you aren't trying to seduce.
>>19692925D'awww, she's falling in love with herself.
rolled 35 = 35Critical Dawww mass arising.Prepare emergency mass defibrillator.
>>19692918Ever notice that Rob Zombie looks a bit like undead Khal Drogo?
>>19692929Well, in a way, if you had an gender-swapped identical alternate-self as a companion, you'd probably be very close. Best bros at least, lovers at mostEspecially since Hayate only had himself to rely on in the past. The person that he trusts and relies on the most is himself>Permission to change neko/bunny request to this. So much D'aww, I wanaw draw
>>19692946Only insofar as he has lots of beard and hair.
>>19692949Do eet.
rolled 50 = 50>>19692949All the money.
>>19692949Only if Susan says 'baka' instead of 'idiot'.
>>19692949Draw this with them in neko/bunny mode.
>>19692949>Permission to change neko/bunny request to this.Sure, do it.
Welp i'm tired and have some kind of bronchial infection or walking pneumonia so i'm out, night all.
Miles pass, time flies.Susan is now fast asleep.You drive on with one arm around her, and one on the wheel.As you turned into the interstate, you hear her mumble something."...don't leave me. Please." a tear rolls down her face and onto your shoulder."Hush... It's alright now. We'll never leave you." you tell her soothingly as you tighten your arm around her.This has the desired effect of comforting her, and she once again relaxes into your embrace.-----------------------------------------------------------------Hours later, with all three of your passengers soundly asleep, you pull up into the next checkpoint.It's an old, run-down motel by the side of the road somewhere in Indiana."Hey, we're here." you say as you carefully wake-up the girl lightly drooling on your shoulder."hmnnn? Five more minutes..." she answers sleepily."We're here. It's the next checkpoint." you tell her again."hmnnn? Oh. We're here.""Yep. Maybe you want to stretch your legs some.""yeah.. Let's do that."
>"Yep. Maybe you want to stretch your legs some."So that's what you kids are calling it these days.
>>19692989Hmm...maybe soon is a good opportunity to find a new ride?Preferably if there's a town or city coming up, we could boost a new car from a dealership.
>>19692970Feel better>>19692989So when is Erica going to pop out in a tank?
>>19692970Take care, dude.
rolled 47 = 47Susan: Decide you want to see Hayate in the mad outfit. Betray him to Erica.
>>19692989Damnit! The landraider can only go 51km/h (32mph)...Lets see if we can get a nice car, preferably something fast but fuel efficient... wait do our tanks run out?
>>19693010>Dealership>Getting a brand new car or a shitty used car>Not stealing a restored classic muscle car from an enthusiastI mean, if the Winchester boys can ride around the country in THAT>>19692074with as many crimes as they've committed...
>>19693053Presumably not, since the ammo is effectively limitless, but the speed is a definite issue.
After waking up the other two in the back of the truck, the four of you get off and try to find the punchclock.You found it easily enough at the front desk of the motel, the dude also there taking the place of the clerk."So, you kids are 1&2, making great time too.""Guess we lucked out." you tell him."Lucky indeed. almost half of the pack has been arrested by now and you still haven't even covered a third of the route.""how many are still left?" Susan asks him"6 teams still confirmed mobile. 2 lost and back tracking. And your girlfriend is MIA.""Hmnnn. I hope she doesnt get another helicopter." you say as you finish punching your times."If she has another brush with the police, I wouldn't bet on that." The Dude says as he hands you a pair of room keys."err... whatre these?" you ask as you look at them."Room keys. Obligatory rest stop. You can continue at 4 am tomorrow. Don't tell me you want to continue driving through the night?"[ ]Yeah, We thought we could.[ ]Nope, too tired. need bed.
>>19693019Who wants to bet Erica's going to fail the sim on account of all the showy bullshit she's pulled?
>>19693066[x]Nope, too tired. Need bed.And then we end up in the same bed as ourselves.
>>19693066>[ ]Yeah, We thought we could.>>19693076Showy bullshit isn't the same as showy majaik use.
>>19693063If there weren't checkpoints we could just drive straight to the finish but noooooo.>>19692066>>19692080This did have a good roll earlier thought.
>>19693066[x]Yeah, We thought we could.I mean, that's why we have a team of two, right? So one sleeps while the other drives.
>>19693019I don't think it would be unreasonable to assume that Erica's at the helm of something like this. Let's just hope that we see it before it gets too close. I wouldn't be surprised if the Dude is giving out outrageous vehicles to teams that manage to blow up their rides.
[x]Yeah, We thought we could.
>>19693066[x]nope, too tired, need bed.
>>19693066[x]Yeah, We thought we could.Hayate's the only one who hasn't had a good nap. Lime and Touma can totally handle nightshift.
>>19693082This.
>>19693066[x]Yeah, We thought we could.Seriously we just go in, get road food and a few coffies and were set.It's like he's never been on a road trip in North America or something.
>>19693066Well, we could keep going if we needed to, but I suppose a break is good too. Mane a meal that isn't servo snacks, too.
>>19693066[X]Nope, too tired. need bed.all that action has got to take a toll eventually so its better to rest up plenty .
do we still need to discuss susan with the family?or is that not needed as she technically is us but only gender bent?
>>19693139I think that's a question best answered by having Erica spend the night with Susan.
>>19693139No. She's not entering on the 'girls' side. She's entering on the 'Hayate' side. Hell, since she is us, she's already in, by virtue of being us. Simple as that.
>>19693151So Keima will be entering on the 'girls' side, obviously.
>>19693164Basically.
>>19693164Well yeah, he's dancing the girl's steps.Speaking of Keima, I wonder how he's doing in the race.
>>19693151So, what, it's all a matter of whether someone is entering as a romantic interest for an Ayasaki or a romantic interest for the girls? I.E. even if Hayate and Susan fuck, she'll still be the girls' romantic interest, not Hayate's.
>>19693151>>19693149maybe some sort of cute dress up: twins edition, followed by a lot of lesbiantics...
>>19693174That sounds about right.
Okay so srs discussion here.How are we going to lose this bet without making it look deliberate?
"We actually thought we could." the two of you say at the same time."isnt that why there are two people on each team? So we could take turns driving?""Well, if you want to, then I can't really stop you can I? Just make sure you two get some rest. you've been driving all day." he says as he takes the keys back."Yeah. Yeah." you again both answer at the same time."oh, and by the way, I wish you tow would stop that." he says as you walk out of the door."Stop what?" you ask in perfect synch"That. It's creeping me out man..."------------------------------------------------------------------You head back to the truck to find that Touma and Lime have been able to do some shopping in the Kmart down the block.There were now cases of energy drinks, protein bars and other supplies in the truck, and most impressively, an air-matress in the truck's bed."What's with the bed?" Susan asks Lime."You have no idea how hard it is to take a nap on that hard steel." she answers her."We're driving on right?" Touma asks you as he hands you a warm burger."Yep." you answer him."Well, let me take the wheel until morning. You two go sleep in the back. You need the rest.""You sure about this? It's pretty dark out.""I think we'll manage." he says as he reaches for the keys.The four of you get back on and drive off.
>>19693195shenanigans, ho!
>>19693195>herewego.jpg
>>19693190i think at this point, losing would mean 'Mad' Erica Hartmann is going to torture us beyond pleasurable.i don't think our body is ready for that.
>>19693190It's too late for that, bro.
>>19693195NEXT TIME ON MSQ.
>>19693195>An air-mattress>Not mattressesWow. This is gonna happen quick.
>>19693195What no road cookies? Sandwiches made of "bread" and "meat"? Coffee made of "beans"? Why this makes it sound like we don't want cancer.
>>19693226While riding in a monster truck? I'm thinking that's not the most comfortable scenario for clone boning.
>>19693195Oh excellent! Touma driving means his bad luck is sure to let Erica catch up.
>>19693237Actually, as long as it keeps on even terrain, its suspensions should all but guarantee a smooth ride.
>>19693244>suspensionsI meant suspensions. Okay, yeah, I'm too tired. Night, guys.
so next time erica attacks us with witnesses around.we let Ted loose. Have Kraus majaik up some cameras and film equipment. make it look like a movie shoot while Ted goes to town on Erica.
>>19693237Not to mention with Lime and Touma all of a few feet away and the dude monitoring thingsWe can do our perfect twins bit and sleep in each others arms happily but we keep the freaky pseudo incest in the house
>>19693224Hopefully LG will run another 0700 thread. Having some run when I'm actually awake was really nice.
>>19693256>this whole situationwhy does this remind me of Aki Sora.
>>19693256>implying Hayate and Susan wouldn't find that siuation incredibly arousing
>>19693283Because that's basically how our Hayate has ended upI mentioned before that aside from rampant incest our story was going quite closely to that and now that we have Susan here even that difference is gone
>>19693292Fair point. This is probably happening right here, right now.
>>19693292As arousing as they would find it they have a bit more sense than that.Even with Keima we didn't go all out lets fuck during the sim
Miles later, as Touma finally gets the hang of the huge vehicle, and Lime reading out the directions to him expertly, you and Susan settle into the bed in the back of the truck.'Kinda cold here huh?' she mentillates as she uses one of those shiny space blankets to cover herself.'Yep. But we've had worse.' you answer as you adjust the headphones that the two up in the cabin also thoughtfully got you.'I know right?' she chuckles as she settles into the bed.You do the same beside her and try to your best to fall asleep, but something just doesn't seem right.'Something's missing.' you think to yourself, unaware that she was also thinking this.the two of you subconsciously gravitate towards each other until your shoulders touch.'...''...''I...' she says hesitantly.'..want a hug?' you ask.She nods with a shy smile and allows yourself to put an arm around her.'Much better.' the two of you think in unison as you finally drift off.>who's do you want to see in action?>also, ADF, any of your old drawings for the thread available for upload? I feel like coloring something.>specifically that one with Erica in a dreadnaught
>>19693318Keima, of course. And Shirou. Perhaps they were teamed up?
>>19693318>who's do you want to see in action?keimakeimakeimakeima
>>19693318Let's see how Kenji is taking this.
>>19693318>who's do you want to see in action?hayate and susan, apparently
i agree that we should not do anything explicit during the simulation, it is going to happen there is no doubt about that but we should at least wait until we get to the relative privacy of our resort because we'd be giving a whole bunch of people a show if we did it now.
>>19693318Keima riding with Hinagiku.
>>19693343A superior match up.
>>19693343This!
>>19693318I see where this is going to end up, not sure if want.>who's do you want to see in action?What's Index up to nowadays?Also: Souske and Ichika.
>>19693318Keima, Lilly, Hina, Shirou.
>>19693363What's that I'm looking at?
>>19693374Reverse rape wincest.
>>19693363Fucking Yosuga no Sora man... Kotters got nothing on that.
>>19693381How the fuck do you get reverse rape? Both parties force themselves on each other?
>>19693421It's when the woman rapes the man. It's still rape.
>>19693421It's a stupid term that implies that if a woman rapes a man it isn't really rape.
>>19693427That's just rape though. It is a gender neutral action
>>19693432Like how a reverse trap isn't really a trap?
>>19693436Exactly. "Reverse rape" is a dumb term.>>19693440That's slightly different. You could, theoretically, call them tomboys.
>>19693436Yes. That's why "reverse rape" is stupid at best and horrifically offensive at worst.
So we figured out abortion, and now we've moved on to sex crimes? Fuck MSQ is a philosophical machine!
>>19693475Eh, I'd say it's more a general /tg/ thing.
>>19693318Shiro and the poor bastard that has him as a partner
>>19693318Lily and whoever because they wills going along quite calmlyShirou and whoever because it will be hilarious Keima and whoever because it will be interesting to see if he got arrested
>KeimaKeima sits in the passengers seat of the hearse he's sharing with that weird one, Bloodberry.The overly-violent, overly-loud marionette has been behind the wheel for the whole day with no notion of even pulling over for a rest stop.'He has a twin? Bullshit. He said he only had a big-brother.' he thinks as he reads the map out to his partner.'She's... interesting. I wonder what the real story behind her is?'Right now, they're pulling up to the second checkpoint on a bridge when he notices something.There, leaning against the railing, is a weird curved door that looked much like an airplane's.But he knows where it's from.As Bloodberry climbs up the bridge's structure to punch the card, he walks over to this piece of debris and confirms his suspicion.This was from his car. That thing that was shaped like a hotdog on a bun.The large patch of burnt asphalt nearby tells him that there could only have been an accident here.He's unsure why, but you found himself worried.>>19693374Yosuga no sora.
>>19693520D'awww, he's so worried that he engaged deredere mode by accident.
>>19693520>pictureStop making me fap to a dude!
>>19693520>dat image>illbeinmybunk.gif
I wonder has Erica even punched her card at a stop so far or is she just out to get us?
>>19693543Heh. That'd be funny. She's disqualified for never hitting a check point.
>>19693543gai is the navigator i think, he's responsible for the card. I doubt he's failing in his duty.
>ShirouShirou speeds down the road in his open-topped pink caddy.The thing's 8-track player has been stuck in the on position since they started out, and the tape irremovable.Now, on the nth repetition of the Beegee's Stayin' Alive, he and his copilot Negi are about to pull up to the first checkpoint."Ah~ ah~ ah~ ah~ Steyinggu araybu." He sings as he gets out of the car and dashes straight for the Truckstop's minimart.Negi goes off and tries to find the punch-clock.-------------------------------------------------------------------Back on the road, Shirou is still singing along to the song horrendously as Negi does some long division in his head to keep himself sane.Between the two of them is a mysterious large paperbag containing things Shirou has bought from the convenience store.Negi takes a peek inside and finds it containing only chocolate and sweet."Hey, Negi, can you unwrap a couple of snickers for me? Oh and also, open that jar of peanut butter."Negi does as he is asked not knowing the doom this will bring upon them.----------------------------------------------------------------Minutes later, the pink cadillac has it's bumper wrapped around a tree.Behind the wheel, Illya is laughing loudly as she says, "WHEEEEEE THAT WAS FUN! LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!"She manages to put the car into reverse and gets back onto the road.Negi can only shake his head and hold on for his life.
>>19693584>oh hey its back!poor Negi but atleast they are making progress.
>>19693584Haha she comes!And Negi had switched insanity for horrible horrible death by overexcitable girlAlso we need to find a way to get Shirou to know what happens when he lacks out whether we can get him able to watch what Ilya does or just know That he transforms
>>19693606Kurou-san might be able to help in that regard, seeing as he's one of the personalities.I wonder if McNinja has made any progress on Shirou's condition.
Erica and Gai manage to get back to the bridge where their chopper crashed after walking up-stream from where the river swept them earlier.There, a huge amount of police and firemen are working to divert the traffic and gather evidence from the still smoldering vehicles."dammit. We can't get to the clock like this." She comments as she shakes water out of her damp hair."We have to wait till they're gone." Her partner says as he sinks back into the bushes by the side of the road."Okay, we'll wait. But as soon as we get our time punched, we're finding a vehicle, something beefy, something tough, and we're going after them again." She says as she does the same begrudgingly.She takes the map from her partner and tries to find the nearest military installation.
>>19693584Poor Negi. He gets dragged out of his home dimension where his swag level is equal to ours and into a world where he has met mostly failure. His own magical power even seems to be progressing slower.
>>19693584>Snickers and peanut butterOh god why is that such a good combination?
>>19693618I wish we could use our clone for longer than 2 minutes, so we could actually use it as a decoy vehicle for Erica.
Odd... for some reason I can only access 4chan when I'm in private browsing mode. Clearing my cache did nothing.
NEXT TIME ON MSQ:Road RageNew thread at 2200 4chan time.>possible spin-off later at 0700? maybe.>Sousuke>Science>or something else.>YOU DECIDE
>>19693677>or something else.Maiden Susan Quest
>>19693677Sousuke, please.Wanna see if this results in the projection of a Mexican Luchadore midget.
Wait a secondThis is a simShirou turned into Ilya from eating sim sweets.So is he getting more unstable in her triggers to turn or are the sims that good the food is actual food?
>>19693677Torn between SCIENCE! and SousukeWhichever ends up being the pick will be cool
>>19693698food is food
>>19693698Sims are Just Like Reality. Save for any modifications made.
>>19693687You know, I'd actually like to see that.Only partially because that give us an extra thread worth of plot advancement.
>>19693687Voting for this.If not this, then Science
>>19693708That or it could cover some more of the time Susan spent before coming over to our dimension. Either option would be interesting.
>>19693677Whatever. I'm goin' to bed.
So I guess the point of this exercise is twofoldOne how quickly we can get from point A to point BTwo how well we blend in while hauling ass across country to intercept something when majaikal transport is a no goAnd maybe Three our ability to improvise should we need a new vehicle
I'd like to see another mahou Shirou quest.Maybe from one of the older incidents like the week off or something.Or maybe just Shirou's weekend of derp
>ill see if I can find something to work with for a Susan spin-off.>maybe>jsut stay tuned on the tweeter.
Hey LG, maybe we could do a dream sequence for Susan Quest? You could draw from your painkiller experience for trippy stuff.
