Long before the events of the Spruesworth Saga, Endman of Futuron traveled the farthest reaches of the galaxy seeking treasure, adventure and women.
Now, having crash-landed on the brutal world of Troparctica, Endman crosses the icy wastes in search of civilization! At his side is his loyal companion-in-arms Antipolus, the feral M-Tron!
Armed with only a spear-shafted axe and Antipolus's pistol, the two men find themselves battling a savage beast for the right to cross this perilous ice-bridge!
Equipment check:* One spear-shafted axe* One set oxygen-recycling tanks* One archaic pistol
Roll a d12 for whatever you do, Endman of Futuron! And roll another d12 for whatever Antipolus does!To roll, put dice+1d12 or noko+dice+1d12 in the email field!
rolled 11 = 11Antipolus with contemplate the frigility (BA DUM TS) of life.
And for those who aren't familiar with Endman:http://legoquest.wikia.com/wiki/Endman_of_Futuronhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Lego%20Quest
rolled 8, 2 = 101. Endman throws an oxygen tank into the monster's gaping maw!2. Antipolus fires his pistol at said oxygen tank!"Smile you son of a bitch!"
rolled 6 = 6Attempt to axe it a question. In the face
>>19680182"This is a cruel planet we find ourselves adrift on, Futuron!" Antipolus shouts, as his pistol explodes with fury, driving a wedge of carapace off the hideous ice-swan!
Oh god. Oh god, Lego Quest. My body can not contain this boner. Because Lego.
>>19680206An instant later you slide the ancient tanks of Futuron off your shoulders and hurl them toward the creature's maw!As it catches on the thing's snaggle-toothed jaw you shout for Antipolus to finish the trade!
...but his pistol jams at the most inopportune moment!
rolled 10 = 10LEGOQUESTLEGOQUESTLEGOQUESTLEGOQUESTLEGOQUESTROLLING TO PARTICIPATE IN LEGOQUEST
... Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do!
rolled 4 = 4>>19680314Attempt to tell it the highly pressurized oxygen tank is tasty and it should bite down really hard.
rolled 12 = 12>>19680309GOD WILLS IT>>19680314RIP THAT MOTHERFUCKER! IT IS HUGE!
Your time has long since passed, Endman.We are the Blacktron. And after us will come the Space Police, followed by the M:Tron, the Blacktron IIs, the Space Police IIs, the Spyrius, the Ice Planet, the Exploriens, the UFO, the Insectoids and the Roboforce... before our universe is permanently conquered by the Star Wars series.In this grim future, there are no Futuron.
>>19680342With a surge of Futuron strength you dig your heels into the glassy surface of the bridge and launch yourself directly at the monster, a deadly projectile to match the denizens of this fierce world!
With a bellowing cry of rage you bury the head of the axe in its mouth, sending an eruption of blood spraying from the wound!
>>19680448Yesssssss
rolled 2 = 2>>19680479>>19680448Now panic and pussy out.
In pain and desperation the titanic creature shakes its head to and fro, trying to dislodge you!Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, Endman!And roll a d12 for Antipolus as well!
rolled 5, 9 = 14>>196804961)Attempt to rodeo that bitch.2)Watch in awe
rolled 11, 2 = 13>>19680496Combro attack, Antipolus shoot the tank again while Endman rides the blastwave to safety (witty one liner optional)
>>19680515Suddenly the beast tosses its head, and the axe slips free, sending you hurtling upward into the air!
As your stomach lurches Antipolus takes dead aim with his remaining eye and fires another shot, splitting your airtank open in a conflagration of fire!The impact of the explosion tears the ice-swan's jaw apart and sends you tumbling end over end through the frigid air!
The air is knocked from your lungs as you impact into the bone-chilling water, and your limbs grow insensate as your consciousness begins to fade!...Roll a d12 and link to this post!
Somebody else handle this, my rolls have been bad.
rolled 12 = 12>>19680749fuck me sideways, I'll roll to that.
>>19680759Wat
>>19680759ps that post said "drink the ocean" but he deleted it
>>19680780...It's a river...
>>19680772The post had said to drink the ocean but put dice in the comment not email field. They probably deleted it because of that.
Well, someone roll and link to this post!
rolled 3 = 3>>19680697FUUUUUUUUU-
>>19680817...
>>19680817Told you I was rolling poorly tonight..
rolled 10 = 10>>19680697Find fatty mouth tissue from the ice swan to keep you warm.
>mfw when i still dont know how to roll ;_;
>>19680862type "noko+dice+1d12" in the email field. No quotes
>>19680862>>19680154>To roll, put dice+1d12 or noko+dice+1d12 in the email field!
rolled 7 = 7>>19680869>>19680866Ok, rolling to that post>>19680808What are we rolling for again?
>>19680759>>19680780so... who's up for looking for an ocean once we're safe?
>>19680817The last thing you see before your vision slips away is Antipolus watching you helplessly from the bridge!
rolled 11 = 11>>19680894AntipolusCry a single manly tear.
>>19680894Anti, now's your time to shine!1: knowledge check: can I fucking swim without dying?2: swim in after Endman anyway, he's our buddy and he needs us!3: asses health
rolled 5, 8, 7 = 20>>19680924>roll+3d12FUCK
we're boned aren't we`
>>19680943Royally, I expect.
You float through chilling darkness, skin burning with the cold, when light begins to filter into your eyes and you momentarily surface back to conscious thinking. Your suit is covered in a layer of frost, but none the worse for wear, and as you awaken your Futuron senses realize someone else is nearby!
Pushing yourself upward with all your strength, you catch a glimpse of-
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rolled 1 = 1>>19681008Oh shi- oh shi- oh shit!Roll to awareness! Get up! Where are we? No fuck that for later, who are we with!?
"Rest easy, out-worlder," the beauteous woman says in a strangely-accented voice."Your spirit had almost left, but your body is strong."
>>19681021Fffffffff
And with that you tumble back into blackness again. At some point you drift almost to the surface, enough to be aware of being dragged across the ice to the rhythmic shuffle of ski-steps before sleep takes you once more.
rolled 4 = 4Roll to mumble the name of our friend, who we failed to save, in our slumber
The smell of burning fat accompanies you as you journey back to wakefulness. As your eyes open once more, the sizzle and pop of the fire greets your ears.Shifting posture, you see another figure in the small cramped room!
rolled 10 = 10>>19681173mmmm, fat
rolled 1 = 1Antipolus: search for town with adventurers to help you find/rescue EndmanADVENTURE
"Awake at last, out-worlder," the man says gruffly. "What does 'Antipolus' mean? Is that your name?""Speak!"What will you do, Futuron?>>19681186Ouch.
rolled 3 = 3>>19681224Rolling to speak"is... iss... IS FRIEND!"
>>19681224Well, he's my pal who got left behind when I fell into the river. We're from Space! Also thanks for saving my ass, I thought I was boned.
rolled 8 = 8>>19681224panic and try to explain EVERYTHING AT ONCE. Express interest in treasure, adventure and women.
>>19681245Also let's tell him our name is Todd.
>>19681235"Hah!" the man laughs, rolling you onto your back with the butt of his spear. "The mutterings I would expect from a drowned river-grat!"
rolled 5 = 5>>19681224Monster ate our friendWe're from space!We like treasureAnd women... where is woman?Where are we?
"My sister should have left you to the spirit world!"Suddenly a flap opens and a shadow spills in from the bright outside!
rolled 6 = 6>>19681319oh shi-!Grab the spear before he does something with it that would be totally bad for us
"Yeg, do not be cruel to him," the woman chides, entering with another man who bears a resemblance to her. "He is but an out-worlder. He knows nothing of this place.""I am Vu, of the Tluk people. This is my brother, Yeg, and my other brother Gen."What will you do now, Futuron?>You don't need to roll unless I ask for it
>>19681388Thank her for saving our ass, ask if she knows what happened to Anti and/or our bitchin' spearaxe.
"Hah! Treasure?" Yeg scoffs. "Spoken like a clothless Southlander!"
>>19681413"When I found you, you were alone. There were no others. And you had no weapons, only the strange clothing you wear."As she says this she lowers her gaze and flashes a look from behind the encroaching spear-heads of her protective brothers."I do not know how far this ice-bridge is. Perhaps the shaman can say."What now?
Thank the woman for saving us and tell her a little about us. Then ask how we can find that monster thing. We must avenge our bro since we failed to save him
>>19681522Ask to speak to this shaman, like humbly like and all.
>>19681543Just did that.>>19681522I suppose we should go see this shaman. Let's also try and see if we can't talk to Vu alone without her brother constantly threatening us with a spear.
>>19681543You spin out a tale of high adventure, culminating with your crash-landing on this world and the arduous trek made with brave Antipolus across its frozen surface.The others consider this for a moment before the other brother, Gen, speaks up."If your friend was left on the ice his spirit has surely fled, out-worlder. No man may survive such a thing."Perhaps... but although you feel now is not the time to boast of Futuron constitution, Antipolus may be equal to the task!What now?
>>19681584>>19681576"Perhaps not," an aged but nonetheless harsh voice intones.
>>19681610Ask Vu to take us to the Shaman, I suppose
"Men from the sky are often crafty and hard to kill... are they not, out-worlder?"
The ancient being is wizened and gnarled, but a fierce gleam shines in his gimlet eyes as he grips his staff.Your eyes trail up it and stop, stunned by the gem atop it! Though roughly hewn its immense value is immediately clear!What will you do now, Futuron?
>>19681685>shamanlamandingdong"They are indeed! Like me!"
>>19681728Mm...ask where the ice bridge is. If there're any ice bridges nearby. If we find Antipolus, we can maybe consider nabbing that gem together. But not now....Perhaps we should not steal it. They were kind enough to save us, after all. But finding Antipolus comes first!
>>19681728Try and forget about the gem as we ask of monsters, ice bridges and whatnot. Maybe we can ask for the gem as a reward for something in the future. Better to not try and steal it, the old dude sure seems to know his shit
>>19681728Also we taste bad. Pleasedon'teatme. Ask him the same stuff we asked Vu (Anti, spearaxe), and see if we can find out where the gem came from.
>>19681749>>19681785>>19681792"I know the bridge you speak of, out-worlder," the shaman says, appraising you with his gaze. "It is far from here, and the sun is too low. It will be dark soon. You may stay here with us tonight, and tomorrow Yeg and Gen will take you to it."
"Here, out-worlder. Eat," the brother, Gen, says, offering you a piece of strange fatty meat as the others pass around roasting pieces of some dire animal.
>>19681914>>19681890Well, running out into the dark frozen wastelands alone seems like a suicidally bad idea, at least three of these people seem friendly enough, and we are probably pretty hungry. We sould probably take them up on their offer. Hopefully Anti is doing ok alone.
>>19681792"This staff?" he asks, instantly guarded. "It is a powerful totem, out-worlder. The Southlanders bathe in gems like these, but the stone you see before you has been passed down through the ages from the first Tluk who sprung from the ocean, as you yourself did."What now?
rolled 1 = 1>>19681986Look at the woman, and say,"So, you're saying I'm quite a rare gem to find?"And give her a wink.
>>19682002>rolled 1 = 1Classic Lego Quest seduction rolls, ladies and gentlemen.
>>19682034*shrug*I've been here since the Spaceman days. It's nothing new.
>>19682002"The only things I've ever seen wash up on shore are dead grats," she says, with a mocking gleam in her eyes.
>>19681986If we don't get our shit kicked in by her brothers for our abysmal flirting attempt, we should make a mental note that there is an assload of valuable gems in the south. And probably thank them for their hospitality.
>>19682002all dat lego spaghetti
When the last of the blubbery meat has been devoured and the fire gutters, the old shaman turns toward the flap and beckons the woman to follow."You may sleep here with the men, out-worlder. Vu will sleep in the shreep-pen tonight."
"The shaman sleeps in the shrine-tent," Gen explains as the two brothers roll out coarse furred mats."None of your strange tricks, out-worlder," Yeg glowers as he sinks prone.What's the plan, Futuron? I'll give you a few.
Do we want to try to sneak out and see her? She did give us that look before... maybe there's more going on than meets the eye? I don't necessarily mean romantically either. The "I can't tell you in front of them" kind of look, else I miss my guess.
>>19682211>>19682182Shreeps?...Shreeps. Shreeps! Say you'll be back soon and go to the shreep pen! Alternatively, sleep, try to wake up after a few hours, and sneak out to go see some shreep prancing in the dark.Shreep!
rolled 2 = 2i don't even know how it happens since i only come on 4chan like once a week tops, but every time i visit teeg i find a legoquest in progress. haven't missed a single one since the beginning. >>19682211sneak out and see yo gal.
Man, forget about the girl, let's go see some Shreep!
>>19682249thisif its only a chance of sexy time don't bother, we need our rest to rescue our bro!
Just as the old man said, the sun soon dips below the horizon and plunges the land into freezing darkness! For hours you lie, until the sounds of the two men sleeping even out and you are sure they slumber......but a Futuron can never be too crafty!Roll a d12 and link to this post to sneak out!
>>19680420oh my god, sadstalgia
>>19682433Somebody else do it, my 3 is why we're in this mess in the first place.
>>19682448I built so many walkers patterned after that Blacktron model.Every faction had a couple.
rolled 5 = 5>>19682433Oh boy legoquest!rolling for ADVENTURE
rolled 11 = 11>>19682433I'm the anon who rolled the 1 for seduction.Tonight we sneak out.For the spirit of adventure!
>>19682495YOU GOOFED WE HAD IT MADE IN THE NEXT POST
rolled 1 = 1>>19682433
>>19682587How'd we get our oxygen tanks back?>>19682523That's always been the harsh yet just pain of Lego Quest. He goes with who posts first.
>>19682523It's OK man, low rolls are just as entertaining as high ones.In fact, legoquest wouldn't be half as good without the low rolls.
>>19682495 Excited by the twin Futuron lusts - the prospect of adventure and sowing your bold seed across the Universe, you spring forward... and into the lap of the sleeping Yeg!
>>19682506Thinking quickly, you mutter about the blubber running its course and wince, an act that seems to mollify the suspicions of the fierce native.He sinks back down from his elbows and rolls over, appearing to drowse once more!
>>19682631I don't know what you're talking about shut up
rolled 11 = 11>>19682688smooth moves edawg.
rolled 3 = 3>>19682688Actually go to the restroom (or at least try too) to make sure they aren't following you, and then head over to the woman
Mere moments later you slip out and locate the shreep pen! Your footsteps are obscured by the shrill wind and the flapping of the eaves as you approach.Once inside the smell of the animals assails your senses, as does the warmth emanating from within! As you step into the pen the woman Vu rises from sleep and gazes upon you!"You are a bold one, out-worlder."What will you do now, Futuron?
>>19682749Damn right I am, I'm from SPACE! Also, you seemed a bit... elusive before. Is there something going on that they didn't tell me?
rolled 7 = 7>>19682749"I'm sorry. Your allure is such that it powers through the smell of shreep, across the icy wastes, and strikes me deep into my heart.
>>19682749SHREEP! Heheheahahahaha they're SO CUTE
>>19682779"You have a keen mind, out-worlder," Vu murmurs. "My brothers do not trust you, even though they may have paid you kindnesses. They say men from the sky are bad omens. I think they might send your spirit away when you leave with them."
>>19682858That's what I was afraid of.
>>19682858"Then I shall have to convince them I am no omen. Can't be /that/ hard. I am sure that they will see reason, soon enough."
rolled 3 = 3>>19682858>dirty deeds done snow cheap"I can handle your brothers. But perhaps it would be safe... to leave part of my spirit... with you. Where it may live forever... in your heart."
"What will you do, out-worlder?" Vu asks, reclining back on her elbows....Roll a d12 for whatever you do, Futuron!
rolled 5 = 5>>19682883Asks if she has a weapon, that we may use to defend ourselves in the future. Also ask if she can spare a Shreep to use as a mount.
rolled 2, 5 = 7>>19682883Obligatory romance roll, then a roll to see if she will escape with us and help us find Antipolus!
rolled 9 = 9>>19682883Her.
>>19682895Seconded, we should leave tonight!
>>19682895"A weapon? The spears are all in the yurt where my brothers lie. I have only this knife," Vu exclaims, holding the piece of tusk up in the dim light.One of the shreep snorts and Vu laughs. "Ride a shreep? Such a thing could not be done!"
>>19682954Then we shall have to rely on just our wits, and avoid any icy beasts.
rolled 11 = 11>>19682883Put ponos in vagooo.
rolled 6 = 6>>19682954>I've seen enough hentai to see where this is goingor>Freudian brick
"Oh... you want to...""I cannot, out-worlder. Tonight is a night of ill omens even without your presence. Such a child would be a curse."
rolled 5 = 5>>19683003Sneak back and grab a spear.
rolled 12 = 12Well, we had to try.>>19683003Sneak into tent, grab weapons/food, peace out. Invite Vu to tag along for ADVENTURE
rolled 3 = 3>>19683003>dat bottom left mini"Trust me, I'm not a BAD omen. And you ain't gonna have no babies"
>>19683016Nooooo mmyyy twweelllvveeeee
What's the plan, future-man?
rolled 11 = 11>>19683018this>>19683024
Mount a shreep. In the non-sexual way. Saddle up, space cowboy!
>>19683018>>19683016"Take me with you, I beg," Vu hisses. "There is nothing for me here, and you will surely be lost if you set out into the wastes alone.""And you are not entirely unappealing..." she adds.
Set fire to something, for use as a light.
rolled 10 = 10>>19683087take a shreep with us, we may need to ton ton this shitalso get some last minute supplies from the tent (looking in before to see if its safe and theres not an ambush using Vu as bait)
With Futuron cunning you creep into the yurt and make off with a pair of spears!"Quickly, out-worlder," Vu whispers as the two of you pass by the shaman's hut. "The canoe is this way."You debate once again the merits of shreep-riding, but then your keen Futuron eye catches sight of something - tracks leading away from the shaman's tent!What will you do, Futuron?
>>19683087>I hate living with my family, herds, and relative safety of this hunting tribe!>Take me with you, Endman!Sure thing. Make that two shreep we need.
>>19683111Tell her the canoe can wait while we go track Santa's footprints and see where they lead.Sneakily.
>>19683111The tracks head in the wrong direction, continue to the river!
>>19683111We already know there's a bunch of gems to the south... I vote we cheese it while we have the chance, besides we have to find Anti sooner rather than later.
>>19683103And some of this stuff too.
"I still believe you mad, out-worlder," Vu chides as you double back and return with a pair of obliging shreep. "No one has ever ridden a shreep before."Anything else before you set off?
rolled 4 = 4>>19683206http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HI6984KMSPw
>>19683206"What on earth do you do with a shreep then?"
>>19683206I guess we're set on bringing the shreep. Alrighty then. Let's get the hell out of dodge. Antipolus could be in danger!
>>19683206We ride!
>>19683241But... Canoe...
>>19683249The canoe will be there when we return!
rolled 2 = 2>>19683249WE RIDE ON THE CANOENOTHING COULD GO WRONGAND IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY YOUR ESCAPE ROUTES ARE EVERYWHERE AND YOUR SHREEP CAN BE USED AS A FLOATATION DEVICE
>>19683222"We do almost everything else EXCEPT ride them!" Vu laughs. "Shreep were made for this place, you know. The first people to come out of the water made them with thick fur to survive the cold nights on the ice."As she speaks the two of you reach the canoe moored at the water's edge. The frigid water laps against its side in the moonlight as she herds the obliging shreep aboard.
rolled 10 = 10>>19683304>The first people to come out of the water made them with thick furAsk her about these first people
Pressed close up against the shreep, you can taste their heady aroma in your mouth.Slowly, weighted down with the animals and its passengers, the canoe slips through the water."This water runs opposite of the way you floated," Vu explains.
>>19683322Tell me your secrets,Shreep.>it's not as bad as flying DeltaI hear that.How does the water run opposite the way we came?
>>19683314"The first people? They say that long ago, before any of the Tluk people, or any of the Southlanders, the first people lived under the water. They came here from the sky, like you did."As you listen to her tale, your eyes catch sight of something ahead, another craft on the water, slipping away out of view!
>>19683338Stand on a Shreep to get a better view!
>>19683338Eh, let it go. Let's listen to her creation story.There's no need to mention it to here at all. Nope. Our little secret.
>>19683338Might be the shaman, sneaking off to be sneaky. I have a feeling we'll run into him before long.
>>19683349Claiming vantage to scout for any dangers ahead, you clamber atop one of the shreep and crane your neck!The figure in the distance turns, and just before it disappears he catches sight of you...
>>19683377He stole the Shaman's gem! We should steal it from him!
>>19683377That SCOUNDREL! I wanted to steal that gem!
Oh, what fun that was!I hope everyone is ready for the next part of ENDMAN AND THE WOMEN OF TROPARCTICA!Tune in tomorrow night!
I TOOOOLD YOU TO FOLLOW SANTA'S TRACKSBUT NOOOO
>>19683416Indeed! Thank you sir. Any idea what time tomorrow night?
>>19683428Hopefully around 20:00 4chan time. I could run it a little earlier if I finish making all the stuff for the next part.
This was AWESOME!
>>19683452Thanks, anon! I love doing it, so I'm glad people like it!
They say that Eskimo women have the warmest internal temperatures, I wonder if it's the same with these snow people.
All right, if there aren't any questions for me, I'm going to bed.
>>19683555Fixing to do the same, thanks again for the ADVENTURES
Back among the living and ready for more!...Well, maybe in a few hours.
>>19680420And I meant to post this last night, but>Implying Endman hasn't dealt with Blacktrons before>but heesnowHmm, you're right, Captcha. Technically Endman's dealing with the Blacktrons is still in his future.
>>19686272M-Tron too.http://legoquest.wikia.com/wiki/Blacktronshttp://legoquest.wikia.com/wiki/M-Tron
>>19686279Don't suppose there next lego quest is out there somewhere?
>>19688792>Don't suppose there next lego quest is out there somewhere?It will be in about fifteen minutes!
>>19688894Huzza!
