>>19672524

yeah? well yo' momma so ugly she takin' levels in Barbarian.

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yo' momma so nasty
she doesn't even wash her dick after fuckin' yo' daddy.

>>19672823
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a third level in Fighter in 3.5.

Yo mama so dumb she couldn't get 2 skill points to gain literacy as a rogue

>>19672838

yo momma so dumb, Druid was her only remaining viable class.

Yo momma is so fat, she casts 'Grease' on her biscuits.

>>19672875
Yo momma so dumb, she tried to cast Terror on a Phyrexian Obliterator.

>>19672875
>>19672838

These are the best ones

>>19672874
Idungetit

>>19672905
Yo elf is so fat, she can only cast Otto's Irresistible Wobble.

Yo momma so dumb she plays Sisters of Battle.

Yo momma is so huge, the DC to crawl up her anus is only 40

Yo elf so fat, she can take Troll Poser as a quality.

Yo mamma so dumn, she don't know how to Band.

You momma so fat she has to cast Bull's Strength just to waddle around the house

Yo momma so ugly not even the party bard hits on her

Yo' momma so fat she has to multiclass into "lard".

>>19673040
Oh SNAP!

I like my women like I like my Innistrad; I'll flip her over and delv-her all day!

Yo momma so ugly she needs to cast Eagle's Splendour just so she doesn't get mistaken for Orcus

yo momma so fat, you can target her with Whirlpool.

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Yo momma so nasty
Otyughs want a piece

>>19673115
shit son, who would in a bag of holding?

Yo mama so fat, her move speed is "hell no"

Yo momma so fat
She went to get a tattoo
Had to bring a hex map

yo mommas so fat, the hulking hurler can't lift her

Yo momma so fat she don't fit in a bag of holding

yo mommas so fat, she counts as an oversized weapon

Yo momma so fat, adventurers keep mistakin' her for a flesh jelly.

Yo moma's so fat, her size category is Hulking

Yo momma so fat, she takes a -8 on attack and AC.

Yo momma so fat, her vagina houses an epic-level dungeon.

yo momma so fat, she needs a reach weapon to wash her ass

Yo momma so dumb she tried to eat a gelatinous cube

Yo momma so ugly, her face is difficult terrain.

Yo moma's so fat, she gets +15 against Bull Rush and Trip attempts.

Yo momma so ugly, your dad was an elf and you STILL came out full orc

Yo momma so dumb she doesn't even get body as a language

Your momma so fat, the Grey Knights thought she was a Great Unclean One.

yo mama's so ugly, she qualifies for every book of vile darkness feat

>>19673198
>>19673194
>>19673182
Damn sucka that's cold.

Yo momma so fat, she cast Tenser's Floating Disk, and named it "Rascal Scooter".

Yo momma so ugly, Paladins have to make Willpower checks against fear.

>>19673159
>>19673180
>>19673182
>>19673194
>>19673197
>>19673206
>>19673210
MY SIDES

>>19673209
>Grey Knights
>Not the Tau

Yo momma so fat, getting off the sofa requires a difficult terrain test.

Yo momma's so fat, she uses the wall of the faithless as a g string

>>19673231
That's the joke. The Grey Knights KNOW Daemons and still mistake her for one.

Yo momma so ugly
She turns medusas to stone

Yo Momma's so dumb that illithids call her diet food

Yo momma so ugly she needs to have invisibility cast on her just to do grocery shopping

So momma so stupid

Her name is "Warhammer 40,000 Rulebook"

>>19673262
Yo momma so fat, she only gets partial concealment from invisibility.

You momma so fat Cadia died of starvation.

Yo mama so fat she has a decanter of endless gravy

Yo momma so fat she don't get cover saves.

yo momma so ugly that slaanesh wouldn't do her

Yo momma so ugly, even Nurgle thinks she should die

Yo mama so fat tarrasques eat around her

Yo momma so fat she eats Tarrasques for breakfast.

Yo momma so stupid she picked a fight with Pun-Pun

Yo mama so stupid she created cultist-chan

>>19673309
That one is kind of a compliment
You momma so UGLY that Fae couldn't make her a fairest

Yo momma so fat, she threatens EVERY square.

these are kind of shitty

not a quest thread

>>19673380
>>19673372
>>19673337
>>19673266
0/10

Yo mama so stupid she think saging means putting spices on food

Yo momma so ugly she needs to pass a DC 20 Bluff check to prove she's human

>>19673372
>>19673380
Confirmed for having mommas so stupid
They hear about the Shadowfell and ask if it hurt itself.

Yo momma so ugly Nurgle puked.

Yo momma so Ugly Slaanesh lost her erection

>>19673428
Yo momma is so fat that any plastic models within 10 feet of her will be trapped in her gravitational pull and will begin orbiting her.

Yo momma so ugly not even Chris-chan would consider asking her out.

Yo momma so ugly she LARP'd as an elf and got congratulated on her orc costume

>>19673428
Yo momma so dirty, even The Luke is repulsed by her

Yo momma so ugly she got sent to Tel Fyr even though she didn't have Corpurus

Yo momma so fat, she browses /tg/.

>>19673444
>Slaanesh lost her erection

This has got to be some cosmic event. It might even be a sign that the galaxy is ending.

>>19673571
The Eye of Terror closed.

Which reminds me:

Yo momma so fat the Ordo Malleus used her to plug the Eye of Terror.

Your momma`s so fat, her template is 'Demiplane'.

Yo momma so stupid she went swimming in a carp infested river

>>19673738
Yo momma so fat, she ate the carp.

Yo momma's so fat, she's got 1AC natural armor

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>>19673538
>>19673538
>>19673538

ICE COLD

Yo momma so fat, she cast "Call Familiar" and chose a Quarter Pounder.

yo mama's so fat, when she enters the graveyard from anywhere, it becomes full.

Yo mother is so horrifying the eldritch spawn she fucked had to take a sanity test.

Yo momma so fat, you can Polymorph Any Object her into a whale, and it'll be permanent

Yo momma so fat, she's a heavy load for a Muscle Wizard.

Yo Momma Lore:

DC 10: Yo momma's so fat, her anal circumference is measured in yards.
DC 15: Yo momma's so easy, the Emperor's Children tell her to be more classy.
DC 20: Yo momma's so ugly, when Gruumsh caught a glimp of her he let Corellon gouge out his eye.
DC 25: Yo momma's so fat, that-*CLANG*

What the fuck was that?

DC 30: That was yo Truly Unmovable Momma.

>>19675149
>DC 30: That was yo Truly Unmovable Momma.
Oh shit son.

Yo Momma so fat, that GMs do a three week time skip when walking around her.

It wasn't the Ministry of Truth falling that destroyed Vivec. It was yo momma.

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Yo momma's so fat I can't even dimension door through her whole ass.

Yo momma so stupid she ate a bag of holding because she thought it would let her lose weight.

Yo momma so stupid she failed her Bear Lore check

If yo momma was a vampire her disciplines would all be Gustus.

Yo momma so fat she had to hire an adventuring party to enter her ass crack to place a protable hole just so she could shit

Yo momma so stupid she attacked a housecat as a first level commoner

Yo momma's So fat, that when she deepstrikes she ALWAYS mishaps.

>>19675608
It's DC 15, bear lore is fucking hard.

Yo momma's so fat, Eye of terror is the first name of her ass.

>>19675873
The Tomb of Horrors is her underwear drawer.

Yo momma's so fat, she jammed the gears of Mechanus

Yo momma's so fat, she can't pass through the living gate