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Yo momma so fat
her ass has Cumulative Upkeep.
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>>19672524

yeah? well yo' momma so ugly she takin' levels in Barbarian.
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yo' momma so nasty
she doesn't even wash her dick after fuckin' yo' daddy.
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>>19672823
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a third level in Fighter in 3.5.
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Yo mama so dumb she couldn't get 2 skill points to gain literacy as a rogue
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>>19672838

yo momma so dumb, Druid was her only remaining viable class.
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Yo momma is so fat, she casts 'Grease' on her biscuits.
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>>19672875
Yo momma so dumb, she tried to cast Terror on a Phyrexian Obliterator.
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>>19672875
>>19672838

These are the best ones
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>>19672874
Idungetit
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>>19672905
Yo elf is so fat, she can only cast Otto's Irresistible Wobble.
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Yo momma so dumb she plays Sisters of Battle.
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Yo momma is so huge, the DC to crawl up her anus is only 40
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Yo elf so fat, she can take Troll Poser as a quality.
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Yo mamma so dumn, she don't know how to Band.
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You momma so fat she has to cast Bull's Strength just to waddle around the house
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Yo momma so ugly not even the party bard hits on her
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Yo' momma so fat she has to multiclass into "lard".
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>>19673040
Oh SNAP!
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I like my women like I like my Innistrad; I'll flip her over and delv-her all day!
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Yo momma so ugly she needs to cast Eagle's Splendour just so she doesn't get mistaken for Orcus
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yo momma so fat, you can target her with Whirlpool.
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Yo momma so nasty
Otyughs want a piece
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>>19673115
shit son, who would in a bag of holding?
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Yo mama so fat, her move speed is "hell no"
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Yo momma so fat
She went to get a tattoo
Had to bring a hex map
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yo mommas so fat, the hulking hurler can't lift her
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Yo momma so fat she don't fit in a bag of holding
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yo mommas so fat, she counts as an oversized weapon
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Yo momma so fat, adventurers keep mistakin' her for a flesh jelly.
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Yo moma's so fat, her size category is Hulking
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Yo momma so fat, she takes a -8 on attack and AC.
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Yo momma so fat, her vagina houses an epic-level dungeon.
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yo momma so fat, she needs a reach weapon to wash her ass
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Yo momma so dumb she tried to eat a gelatinous cube
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Yo momma so ugly, her face is difficult terrain.
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Yo moma's so fat, she gets +15 against Bull Rush and Trip attempts.
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Yo momma so ugly, your dad was an elf and you STILL came out full orc
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Yo momma so dumb she doesn't even get body as a language
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Your momma so fat, the Grey Knights thought she was a Great Unclean One.
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yo mama's so ugly, she qualifies for every book of vile darkness feat
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>>19673198
>>19673194
>>19673182
Damn sucka that's cold.
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Yo momma so fat, she cast Tenser's Floating Disk, and named it "Rascal Scooter".
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Yo momma so ugly, Paladins have to make Willpower checks against fear.
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>>19673159
>>19673180
>>19673182
>>19673194
>>19673197
>>19673206
>>19673210
MY SIDES
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>>19673209
>Grey Knights
>Not the Tau
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Yo momma so fat, getting off the sofa requires a difficult terrain test.
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Yo momma's so fat, she uses the wall of the faithless as a g string
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>>19673231
That's the joke. The Grey Knights KNOW Daemons and still mistake her for one.
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Yo momma so ugly
She turns medusas to stone
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Yo Momma's so dumb that illithids call her diet food
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Yo momma so ugly she needs to have invisibility cast on her just to do grocery shopping
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So momma so stupid

Her name is "Warhammer 40,000 Rulebook"
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>>19673262
Yo momma so fat, she only gets partial concealment from invisibility.
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You momma so fat Cadia died of starvation.
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Yo mama so fat she has a decanter of endless gravy
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Yo momma so fat she don't get cover saves.
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yo momma so ugly that slaanesh wouldn't do her
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Yo momma so ugly, even Nurgle thinks she should die
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Yo mama so fat tarrasques eat around her
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Yo momma so fat she eats Tarrasques for breakfast.
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Yo momma so stupid she picked a fight with Pun-Pun
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Yo mama so stupid she created cultist-chan
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>>19673309
That one is kind of a compliment
You momma so UGLY that Fae couldn't make her a fairest
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Yo momma so fat, she threatens EVERY square.
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these are kind of shitty
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not a quest thread
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>>19673380
>>19673372
>>19673337
>>19673266
0/10
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Yo mama so stupid she think saging means putting spices on food
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Yo momma so ugly she needs to pass a DC 20 Bluff check to prove she's human
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>>19673372
>>19673380
Confirmed for having mommas so stupid
They hear about the Shadowfell and ask if it hurt itself.
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Yo momma so ugly Nurgle puked.
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Yo momma so Ugly Slaanesh lost her erection
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>>19673428
Yo momma is so fat that any plastic models within 10 feet of her will be trapped in her gravitational pull and will begin orbiting her.
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Yo momma so ugly not even Chris-chan would consider asking her out.
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Yo momma so ugly she LARP'd as an elf and got congratulated on her orc costume
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>>19673428
Yo momma so dirty, even The Luke is repulsed by her
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Yo momma so ugly she got sent to Tel Fyr even though she didn't have Corpurus
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Yo momma so fat, she browses /tg/.
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>>19673444
>Slaanesh lost her erection

This has got to be some cosmic event. It might even be a sign that the galaxy is ending.
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>>19673571
The Eye of Terror closed.

Which reminds me:

Yo momma so fat the Ordo Malleus used her to plug the Eye of Terror.
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Your momma`s so fat, her template is 'Demiplane'.
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Yo momma so stupid she went swimming in a carp infested river
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>>19673738
Yo momma so fat, she ate the carp.
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Yo momma's so fat, she's got 1AC natural armor
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>>19673538
>>19673538
>>19673538

ICE COLD
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Yo momma so fat, she cast "Call Familiar" and chose a Quarter Pounder.
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yo mama's so fat, when she enters the graveyard from anywhere, it becomes full.
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Yo mother is so horrifying the eldritch spawn she fucked had to take a sanity test.
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Yo momma so fat, you can Polymorph Any Object her into a whale, and it'll be permanent
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Yo momma so fat, she's a heavy load for a Muscle Wizard.
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Yo Momma Lore:

DC 10: Yo momma's so fat, her anal circumference is measured in yards.
DC 15: Yo momma's so easy, the Emperor's Children tell her to be more classy.
DC 20: Yo momma's so ugly, when Gruumsh caught a glimp of her he let Corellon gouge out his eye.
DC 25: Yo momma's so fat, that-*CLANG*

What the fuck was that?

DC 30: That was yo Truly Unmovable Momma.
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>>19675149
>DC 30: That was yo Truly Unmovable Momma.
Oh shit son.
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Yo Momma so fat, that GMs do a three week time skip when walking around her.
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It wasn't the Ministry of Truth falling that destroyed Vivec. It was yo momma.
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Yo momma's so fat I can't even dimension door through her whole ass.
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Yo momma so stupid she ate a bag of holding because she thought it would let her lose weight.
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Yo momma so stupid she failed her Bear Lore check
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If yo momma was a vampire her disciplines would all be Gustus.
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Yo momma so fat she had to hire an adventuring party to enter her ass crack to place a protable hole just so she could shit
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Yo momma so stupid she attacked a housecat as a first level commoner
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Yo momma's So fat, that when she deepstrikes she ALWAYS mishaps.
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>>19675608
It's DC 15, bear lore is fucking hard.
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Yo momma's so fat, Eye of terror is the first name of her ass.
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>>19675873
The Tomb of Horrors is her underwear drawer.
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Yo momma's so fat, she jammed the gears of Mechanus
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Yo momma's so fat, she can't pass through the living gate


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