WE ARE BUTLER, 100% PURE DAPPER AND SWAG.1 A butler may not injure his mistress or, through inaction, allow his mistress to come to harm.2 A butler must obey the orders given to him by his mistress except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.3 A butler must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.>ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen/order/asc/-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-She bows to you, in that formal, elegant manner of hers, and says."Milord, I wish to thank you and master Kraus for keeping your promise and taking me with you. If it was not for you, I would still be going through the motions in that city. For that I would like to express my deepest gratitude.""No Naru, I did almost nothing. Kraus is the only one you should thank.""No milord. I thank you for making that promise to me in the first place. It was that tiny ray of hope I was waiting for all that time, and it set things into motion."She walks up to you and takes your hands in hers.Her hands were warm, so warm.Her tears that began to fall were warmer.You stand up and give her a nice big hug."Welcome home Naru." you tell her in your native toungue."I'm home." she replies.
rolled 82 = 82Gentlemen
>>19670296mighty quick off the mark aren't we?FUCK YEAH MSQ
>>19670289Gather up Susan into the hug as well. "You're both home now."
As I said in the previous thread. Tell Susan about the other people in decaying orbits just so she's warned.
>>19670306this is even worse than that fatguy quest. By a slim margin, but you are still the biggest tumor
>>19670321Biggest and the bestAnd we give no fucks about it
You should say 8:00 LG, it's a lot more precise<<< I also realized what our "fake" Naru will turn out as.
>>19670333I'm totally fine with swagging Shodan.>>19670296Tsun~
AS you held her in your arms, you signaled to Susan to join you."Nope." She says as she backs away.You reach out successfully for her hand and pull her into the hug."Welcome home Susan." you tell you "'twin'."I... I'm home." She answers as she leans into the hug.-----------------------------------------------------------------Morning.You wake up in bed fearing for your chastity.With Mio around, who knows what she could have done to you as you slept.you turn to your left and find her there, sleeping soundly, just content with snuggling into your side.Ursulas was on your right doing much the same.Erica... Well, Erica was in the process of dislocating your knee.That was where you jumped out of bed and got ready for the morning.----------------------------------------------------The, kitchen. After a quick shower.You find Susan at the stove getting breakfast ready.She does everything you would have done, with as much skill as you had.Of course, this was not surprising since she is an alternate version of you from another timeline. but something about this just doesn't sit right with you.[ ]I should be doing that[ ]Need any help?
>>19670333He had planned about 0700It ended up being 8am
Finally, a thread I'm not missing because of alcohol induced comas. My body is ready.
>>19670344Need any help?Let her keep going so a to not cause her any problems. She has been doing that daily as well.
>>19670344Need any help?"I should be doing that." would be almost like suggesting we're in some way more legitimate than her so let's not say that.
>>19670344Just silently go into the kitchen and wordlessly begin to help each other out, we know exactly what routine has for making breakfast so we will know exactly what they'll be doing and where they are. We won't even have to look at each other as we pass ingredients and tools back and forth.
>>19670344[x]Need any help?Also LG, you broke the archive. Description field is now super wide. Good work.
>>19670344Need any help?Don't want to remove the only remaining parts of her daily routine. God knows she's already lost everything else...
>>19670344[x]other"Your personality is no different from mine, I'm assuming. rather than dicker over who should do the chores each day, why don't we work out a schedule.">>19670354>alcohol induced comasyou will fit right in here.
>>19670344No, we need to learn to live with another self around. Let her take care of breakfast; we can check on the snowberry bush.
>>19670376NopeWorse trolls have tried
>>19670368Nice thinking anon. Speaking of sagefags, I wonder where friendly sage guy went?
>>19670382Probably peacefully left in order to try and get a /quest/ board made and left us peacefullyLike a good objector
>>19670382>>19670380>>19670368As amusing as it would be, I don't think it would be well-received. This is one of the few things that Susan has left of her old life, and we'd be butting right into it. Let's work out a schedule, or let her do it on her own, but don't take this from her.
>>19670408No we have bigger problems now. We have to do it ourselves.
>>19670392Doubtful, I'm pretty certain that politeness was just a facade in an attempt to seem like the voice of reason, then if someone tells him to fuck off he can say "Look I was being polite and reasonable but they just yelled and swore at me, this thread is cancer."tl;dr He wasn't nice or polite, he was passive-aggressive and manipulative.>Oh wow. I broke the archive. HahaLooks fine to me
I could go for some shawarma.
shwarma for the shwarma god?gyros for the gyros throne?
>>19670424Nah he was nice about it all and listened to our explanationsI believe he went to try and do things other than uselessly annoying us and we just have the grognards with nothing better to do spamming meatbread for a lack of anything else to do
>>19670442It's a different way of spammingIt sort of makes me hungry
>>19670419Do what ourselves? Make breakfast? Or working out our issues, since we're subconsciously afraid Susan might replace us?
>>19670467Well I was thinking we should think about our issues.. but with the shawarma spam, nwo i'm hungry and let's make breakfast
you're not gonna make us stop, you're just making us hungry dammit.
>>19670475Yeah but not just butting in and taking over. Work with her or work out a roster etc
>>19670480That is his master plan. To make us leave our computers to get sammiches from the fridge. AND IT IS WORKINGI can feel the hunger within me. It is as though a thousand mouths cry out in pain
>>19670480I am just reporting him for each post. It is still rule breaking even if it looks delicious
>>19670490LG's already eaten though.nothing can stop our illustrious master.
> Speaking of sagefags, I wonder where friendly sage guy went? What friendly sage guy?
>>19670475We can work out our issues, but we shouldn't take this one bit of routine from Susan by inserting ourselves into her making breakfast.
>>19670478Looks like his balls exploded over it. URGHS
>>19670500Guy who turned up for one thread. Asked nicely why we were on tg, why we didn't use IRC and if we could go somewhere else. When a few people politely responded he said ok thankyou and left
> by inserting ourselves into her making breakfast.words do not convey how WRONG that was, so let me use this picture instead.
Great. Now I'm hungry.
>>19670512>coca-cola lightwhatthefiggidy-fuckis non-american i presume.
>>19670524Yes. that's the shawarma spammer's master plan, see>>19670490
"Need any help?" you ask this other you."Nah, I got this." she tells you as she continues to cook."Cool. Well, I guess I'll leave that to you, I need to check on the snowberry bush.""Snowberry? What's that?" She asks you."It's some majaik plant. YOu know those age candies right? Those are made from snow-berries.""So they're age changing berries?""Pretty much. Head on out into the garden after you're done here. I'll show it to you and introduce you to Mandy and the others.""Sure, go on ahead." she answersYou leave her do her thing in the kitchen and head on out.**roll for gardenry**taking the fifth roll
rolled 96 = 96>>19670552We need to explain to her the whole situation with Shirou as well
rolled 22 = 22>>19670552
rolled 32 = 32i'm gonna get 98 and he won't take this rollMUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
rolled 2 = 2>>19670552
rolled 30 = 30Nat 1 go!
rolled 3 = 3>>19670552The dice will show us pain.
rolled 52 = 52>>19670552We need to make that pond sometime this weekend.
rolled 45 = 45>>19670552We need that bush. Think of the Gupta we can earn from selling these
>>19670564fuck you, you useless bastard. FUCK YOU.
rolled 47 = 47>>19670564You were so slow that I waited a minute after reading to post so fornicate thyself
rolled 70 = 70seems the dice gods are hungry as well.
rolled 18 = 18>>19670552
Jesus christ. Someone actually deleted their dice roll because they didn't roll high enough? How low can you get?FYI, it was a 14.
rolled 63 = 63>>19670564Was 14Plant still growing slowly
rolled 25 = 25and now those who wanted some hue will get it. yay deleted rolls.
Shwarma honestly looks as unappetizing as fuck
>>19670623>roasted meat, veggies and delicious flatbread looks unappetizing as fuck
>>19670645Served like that it does.
>>19670623its really not as bad as it seems, its just looks strange is all.
>>19670589So, how badly do you think the deleted roll is going to fuck us? More soil pH problems? Mandy getting sick due to soil nutrient imbalance? Too much salt in the soil?
>>19670648that's because it appears to be actual food pictured, not advertisements and plastic
>>19670662Nah they look too perfect to be the actual food
>>19670658i'm no expert on gardening but maybe something from the bottle garden could infect the berry since it is way out of its natural setting.
>>19670663I hope you realize that, by now, we stop being mad and start laughing at you feeble attempt to troll us?
>>19670658Nah probably just slow growthOne day we will roll well and it will take over the area and produce berries the size of basketballs
>>19670689>>19670686I haven't been mad the whole time. I just kept reporting each post
thanks for reminding me I don't live in new york anymore and can't get a decent gyro anywhere ASSHOLE
>>19670689I hope you realise it isn't trolling.
Man I hope LG isn't suddenly starving to death.
>>19670705It's spamming and a reportable offense
>>19670709Nah he was late because he ate already
As far I can tell, I'm actually just providing entertainment and things for you to comment on between Landing Gear's gigantic breaks. Is that really spamming?
>>19670705So what, you're just shitposting for the hell of it? You realise that even if we DO hit autosage, it'll be hours before the thread drops off the board? What are you even trying to achieve?
>>19670711Mods, mods, hey, mods, mods.A guy is posting Donna Kebabs in my threadban pls
>>19670721Yep. You are flooding the thread with off topic pictures. Spamming and floodingSo keep it up. I know there are at least three of us hitting report
>>19670723Hey, cool it and just enjoy the shawarma, man.
>>19670728It's the same as shitposting anything else.
>>19670564You walk into the garden to find Lo and Souseiseki already at work there."Hey guys, good morning. Did you two get to meet Susan yet?""Susan? Who Susan?""Hinagiku told me about her last night, but i have not yet made her acquaintance.""Great, well, she's headed out in a few minutes, I'll introduce you guys to her then. By the way, I'd like to thank you again for taking care of the gardens. You two are amazing.""It nothing. I grow bamboo behind house. work pay for self.""We enjoy doing this. There is no need to thank us."Leaving the two to their own devices, you head towards the back where the Snowberry bush and mandy were located."Morning." You call out to the tiny plant 'fairy'. "So how are you guys today?""Were doing pretty well." she answers. "This kid says he could use some more water, but I told him his roots would get too soaked. As for me, I'm doing great.""That nice to hear. So does the plant really need some more water?""This greedy one just thinks he does. Your gardener always makes sure to give him the perfect amount.""I see. So you really can talk to plants huh?""I don't talk to them like I do you. I... I guess I can feel them.""Empathy?""Yes, whatever that means, that's it. So don't worry too much about us, we're both very happy here. And this child, though he's not showing it yet, has already begun to dig his roots deeper.""Great. Thanks for the update.""You are most welcome." she answers with a flourish.-----------------------------------------------------------------
>>19670729All right. If I get banned, if I get banned. At least I provided you guys with content to talk about between twenty minute gaps.I'll shut up and just post some shawarma.
Susan came out later and you took that chance to gather everyone in one place and introduce her.Your friends take to her immediately. Jack seemed confused at your explanation at first but takes it all in-stride.Raul, your adventurous, amorous cat seems to have been smitten by her.-----------------------------------------------------------------The two of you walk through the gardens as everyone spreads out to do their morning duties.She seems to have genuinely enjoyed meeting everyone again, and she even took the time to talk to everyone a little bit in turn."So, that Mandy, She's a plant?""Yep. Still unsure how that happened. All I know is that it was Shirou's fault." you answer her."Fuckin Shirou." the two of you say under your breath at the same time.------------------------------------------------------YOu stand outside the room as the Dude, begins the morning's class.From inside, you hear him tell the class that a new trainee [you] shall be joining them as late as they are in the course."You can come in now." He calls out to you.YOu take a deep breath and walk into the room.WAT SAY FOR INTRODUCTIONS?>You are saying this as Susan*also, add a roll*>taking the 3rd one
rolled 36 = 36>>19670768"Hello, I am Ayasaki Susan, Hayate's long lost twin. pleased to meet you." bow.
rolled 54 = 54>>19670768
>>19670751> twenty minute gapsLOL You should see the 1000 fatguys quest thread. They take breaks for HOURS.
>>19670768It's obvious, isn't it?I AM SUSAN, YOUR NEW OLD GOD
rolled 41 = 41>>19670768I AM SUSAN YOUR.Nah that jokes old. I'm Susan Ayasaki, I am Hayate's twin( no need to go full explanation yet )
rolled 11 = 11>>19670768"Hello everyone. My name is Ayasaki Susan. I will be in your care."
rolled 20 = 20why are the morning dice such shit?
>>19670768I am Susan. Your new lord and master. Now where all the white bitches at?
>>19670777>>19670781>>19670785>>19670786The /tg/ dice seed just wants to see us suffer today, it seems.
rolled 31 = 31>>19670790Because they are not morning people
>>19670791Joke's old. We already did it twice. Third time would just be stale.
>>19670784Fuck, I just noticed I forgot the roll. FUUUUUUU-Oh well, I guess it is getting old.
>>19670802Thats why I went with>>19670785Wish I had a better roll for it though
>>19670785minus the god thing and the roll this would be great!we are going to explain everything eventually right? because i am all for that.maybe after Keima tongue wrestles Susan.
>>19670812Oh yeah we explain it all later but not first day. I think it could be a bit hard for her
>>19670818I am impressedI cannot report any more of your postsThat's the first time that's happened
I'll say that we should stick with saying we're hayate's twin. it's good for the family to know the truth, but this might prove a worthwhile deception if the people who are after us ever show up again, so the less people who know the truth the better.
>>19670838Yeah the first couple of people outside the family that know would be our team and then a few close friends. No one else
>the roll and waitThis is gonna go terribly. I can just see it now
>>19670906uncomfortable silence through out the class room.
rolled 81 = 81Oh hey.Whats with the Mex food?
>>19670923Actually, shawarma is Arabic.
>>19670923Retard spammerReport or ignore. Usual deal
>>19670923Autistic faggot is mad that we're having fun.
>>19670923He's a spammer
rolled 1 = 1"I am Ayasaki Susan. Hayate's twin. This is my device Naru."You tell them as you take let her materialize."We shall be in your care."Ah the reactions.You see Keima raise an eyebrow, not unlike when the Keima you knew found out that you are stuck as a girl.Gai looked confused, which was pretty weird.Sakura's eyes lit up.Most everyone else murmured the word twin questioningly."Great introduction Susan." The Dude tells you."Now, If you't take that seat next to Shirou, we can get started this morning."YOu walk to that new chair and sit yourself down."Hey, Hey Susan. You're Susan too, that's weird. Your twin is Susan too right? Don't you get confused?" The dense guy to your left asks"No Shirou, we don't.""Well, I'm confused. Can I call you Susan and him Guy Susan? Or maybe I'll call you Girl Susan?"Your facepalm is mirrored by "Guy Susan" two rows in front of you.>LG rolling1 mission perspective Hayate2 mission perspective Susan3 mission perspective BOTH
>>19670923>mex foodspam or entertainment, whichever you prefer.made me hungry atleast.
rolled 18 = 18>>19670939I am not a cook. I have no idea what a shawarma even is or looks like.Right , troll bein' a troll. Ineffective but damn if I'm not hungry now.
>>19670953He actually caused more bumps by people replying to him than he avoided by just leaving us
>>19670953It's one of the most common types of Middle Eastern fast food in the world, but okay.
>>19670946>You see Keima raise an eyebrow, not unlike when the Keima you knew found out that you are stuck as a girl.Susan: Decide you need some comfort so go and deliberately set up the same situation that led to you kissing Keima previously.This time don't pull away.
>>19670946>Gai looks confused, which is pretty weird.I'd give my left nut to hear his highly spoilerrific thoughts right now.
>>19670946Wonder what our next mission is going to be. I'm really hoping for Joint Operations with either the TSAB or TG. Encounter with an ATN Crux Op is fine, too.
>>19670962No, we don't fuck with him yetGive him a little bit to get weird feelings then find out we are hayate from another dimension while we are going to kiss him
>>19670955Maybe he wasn't trolling then?
>>19670946this is going to change our family profoundly, i'm breaking my head over it just thinking of possible ways which would be very bad, very bad indeed.>>19670956it is also delicious as fuck... need food NOW!
>>19670978No said he was trolling
>>19670976I don't think it would be fucking with him. Obviously we'll explain this to the people in our team as soon as class is over.
>>19670992>going to kiss Keima after spilling that we are alternate universe gender swapped hayate Yeah that's not fucking with him at all
>>19670992By that I mean explain that Susan's actually alt unvierse hayate not explain "By the way I'm gonna try to get some lip from keima now."
“@HappyBrownGuy: 'Was this supposed to happen?' he asks the others. 'TherestwoofhimnowTherestwoofhimnowTherestwoofhimnow...' 'dunno.' they reply. #msq”
Hayate + Susan + Keima = Best threesome ever!
>>19671052>implying that would stay as just a threesome for very long
>>19671052Throw in a little bit of Hideyoshi. Bam, Apocalypse.
>>19671097We would end up ignoring Susan
>>19671052>threesome>not fivesomeKid, you got lots to learn.
>>19671111It would end up an orgy
Nope, remotely sexual at all.
>LG's Twitter...Great. Now I'm going to be living in fear that some Filipino guy is going to show up on my doorstep demanding one of my testicles.That'll teach me to say stupid shit on the internet.
>>19671133Where? I don't see that
>>19671144I was responding to it. Not quoting it.I'm the anon that posted this>>19670964
"Okay kiddies, leave the chitchat for later. We have missions to run." He pulls out a faded road map from under his robe and places it on the board for everyone to see.It's a map of America, and on it, in bright red paint was some sort of route stretching from east to west."We're going racing." He grins as he taps the top of his desk.-------------------------------------------------You find yourself and the rest of the class standing in a non-descript location with all manners of vehicles parked in front of you.In your hand was a key to one of them."This is all very simple." The dude says from atop a bright blue monster truck."It's basically a country-wide rally. You and a random partner will drive one of these vehicles through checkpoints as you attempt to make the best time possible.""You are allowed to do anything to delay and impede the other teams or speed up your progress. BUT, here's the biggy, the normal populace must not notice anything 'too unusual'."He was grinning like mad through this part"Welcome to the Cannonball Run."**Roll 1d5**>taking the 7th1 Shirou2 Gai3 Sousuke4 LG's pick5 one of the girls [roller's choice]
>>19671152Ah thought you had posted it on there or something
rolled 4 = 4Roll first, choosing later
rolled 3 = 3>>19671156FUCK YES
rolled 2 = 2>>19671156SakuraShe would like going fast
rolled 3 = 3>>19671156
rolled 4 = 4 Erika
rolled 5 = 5>>19671156Erica. That Minigun is ging to work wonders
rolled 36 = 36>>19671156Susan
rolled 82 = 82>>19671156Susan or Gai please!
rolled 4 = 4>>19671156rolling for Erica? Hideyoshi isnt a choice.
rolled 4 = 4>>19671156Erica I guessShould be fun
rolled 1 = 1>>19671156>Steel Ball Run: The MissionLG, I fucking love you. Do we get Stands? Tell me we get Stands.Rolling for Susan as our partner.
>>19671174That's not a d5.
rolled 1 = 1>>19671156ONEDEEFIVETeaming up with Susan
>>19671174>>19671176gog dammitLooks like it's LG's choice.
rolled 3 = 3>>19671174>can't into dice
rolled 3 = 3>>19671156Susan, lets see how in sync the 2 butlers are (well maid but you get the drift) Also tis been a while since I drawfagged for this quest.Any takers?
>>19671173Damn kraut a few seconds late
rolled 42 = 42LG be laughing I bet.
>>19671193Hayate and Susan in bunny and neko mode
Hey LG LG.I know how you can harvest maximum tears.Do a Holy Grail War simulation for the class.
>>19671195I know. I was FUCK after counting posts
>>19671193Since we're doing the Cannonball Run as our mission...Hayate with The World and Susan with Star Platinum. Brofisting. With explosions in the background, if you can.
>"I just wanted to do Cannonball run, not steelball run..">Wikiped it>The Cannonball Run is a 1981 comedy film starring Burt Reynolds, Roger Moore, Dom DeLuise and Farrah Fawcett, and was directed by Hal Needham.Well, now I feel a little TOO weeaboo, not knowing that was a thing. And after following this quest since thread one, that's saying something.
>>19671212>>19671253I am afraid I am not familiar with this Cannonball Run. Can you please post some refs?
>>19671262Jackie chan was in it as well wasn't he?They cast him as a Japanese driver or something
>>19671262See you get a free pass on that IF you aren't an AmericanOtherwise yeah you gone full weeaboo
>>19671271Haha, yeah. The Subaru driver.I mean, fuck, Hollywood. That's like casting a German as a Russian, or a Frenchman as an Englishman. Then again, we do it to ourselves, too, like casting a South Carolinan as Gen. Sherman, so I guess it's just good trolling.
>>19671285American, but that movie came out ten fucking years before I was born.
>>19671294It was out 6 years before I was born and I am Australian and I still know about itTo be fair I am also pretty full weeaboo myself
>>19671263Here's the movie poster.
>>19671288hollywood has really never been big on racial sensitivity.
>>19671263They're actually from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (of which Steel Ball Run is the name of a story arc), I just went FULL WEEABOO as detailed above.Left is The World, right is Star Platinum.They sort of... manifest out of the user's body. Jojo is a weird series. As one could probably assume from the name.
>>19671326Or much of anything that doesn't earn money by the boatload
>>19671177"Hi there. What number did you get?" Touma asks you as he walks up with what appears to be a map and a punchcard.You look down at your key and find the number 4 written on a piece of tape stuck to it's backside."I got a 4." you tell him."I guess I'm your navigator then." He holds up the punch card where the number 4 is printed on in large font."I guess you are." "So.. Uh, Which vehicle is ours?" "I'm not quite sure."**roll 1d5 for vehicle.**>taking the 6th roll1 a motorized bed2 Ford model A3 60's batmobile4 LG's choice5 Roller's choice
rolled 4 = 4>>19671341Classic Harley Davidson with sidecar.
rolled 4 = 4>>19671333I'd say there's been enough good filmmakers to say that hollywood has produced a decent amount of good art.>>19671341hearse with a jet engine
>>19671330Jojo is an awesome seriesI only managed to get a hold of the anime which was cut from parts of the manga sadly
rolled 5 = 5>>19671347Rerolling for this.
rolled 4 = 4>>19671341A hoers.
rolled 1 = 1>>19671341horse
rolled 4 = 4>>19671341ECTO-1
rolled 1 = 1>>19671341ogod
rolled 4 = 4>>19671341The General Lee, With a Japanese Rising Sun sloppily airbrushed on the hood
rolled 5 = 5>>19671341A rolls with a v48 engine and a concealed afterburner
rolled 1 = 1Megas XLR>>19671330Im sorry, but I am truly not familiar with that.If thats what everyone wants then sure I'll do it.But if possible, can it be something else?
>>19671360>4Huh. Another LG Choice.
>>19671383Susan and Hayate butlering the fuck out of the girls.
>>19671383Since we're doing Cannonball Run, what about putting our classmates into the Cannonball Run movie poster?Or do the Hayate and Susan pick, with maybe them in a pose activating their wonder twin powers.
Well I liked >>19671200 with them standing hands against each other and cheek to cheek but whatever the thread wants
>>19671383That's cool. Someone else suggested Neko Mode Susan and Bunny Mode Hayate. I'd be happy to see that.
>>19671402>>19671404Okay then, will try to spit out something in the following threads.
rolled 45 = 45The race is rigged!
The two of you walk around the cars and watch as some of your classmates get in them in pairs.Susan and Lime find themselves with the monster truck.Shirou and Negi are quite comfortable in a pink caddilac.Erica has been teamed up with Gai and they're in a BMW motorcycle with sidecar.Hina got Amazoness and those two got the monster truck the Dude was standing on.Finally, you find your car.It's fairly... Unique.You know this car from photos you've seen when you were working in that illegal meat-packing plant in sapporro.It's the Oscar-Meyer Weiner mobile.The red and yellow vehicle sat there on the pavement, the weird door open and waiting for you.A crude number 4 has been hastily painted in front of the rear wheel-wells, but aside from that, everything else seems to be stock."Cool." you comment as you place a hand on the steel skinned sausage."... such misfortune." Touma mutters as he walks up the steps and boards it.
>>19671485Huh, well thats kinda underwhelming.Wait, can we give Molotov controlled explosions?Then it would make a pretty powerful fuel.
>>19671485>Erica gets the motorcycle>We get the WeinermobileYeah, I'm going to go ahead and admit it. I mad.
rolled 50 = 50"Quickly Touma! To the weiner-mobile!"
>>19671485>monster trucksI bet those have great gallons-per-mile ratings.
>>19671485Roll window down, lean out and tell Erica. "LOOK AT MY WIENER!"
>>19671497>Molotov fuelThis is either the greatest or the worst idea that has ever come up in these threads
>>19671485You're laughing at us, aren't you, LG.Well, no one ever said that HUEHUEHUE had to be funny to the people it's inflicted upon.Alright, let's see what shenanigans we can pull.
>>19671517Change it to sausage (gotta stay consistent), and you have my support.
rolled 24 = 24>>19671517Yes.
>>19671528Hey I am laughing at our vehicleWe are driving a massive dick joke that we can use on people. I am happy
>>19671517+ another 1
>>19671517+ 1 She can take it>>19671497We can try this if we really get desperateWe should make a bet with one of the girls.
>>19671517>"LOOK AT MY WIENER!"Nice>>19671520The plan was:>Replace fuel with molotov>rig potion to explode in a controlled amount under electrical trigger>GOTTA GO FAST>Internal combustion so no worry for detection>Small/Large chance of turning entire engine block into giant bombWe must do it, FOR SCIENCEAlso:>Slider for oil slicks>Time stop -> empty tanks -> break gears>Touma on stand-by for majaik defense(dont let him touch our shit)
>>19671560What are we betting this time?I honestly am at a loss for what we could do after death by frills on Erica
rolled 3 = 3>>19671485LG, which year model is our Wienermobile?Depending on which one it is, it could have a pretty beefy engine in it.
>>19671573No idea. I threw this in with hope that /tg can come up with something good. The mustn't be with Erica. Anyone in the harem is fine>death by frillsWhen in doubt add more frills
rolled 71 = 71When in doubt one has to blow shit up.
>>19671605I'd rather make a bet with Susan. A little friendly wager between Hayate's. Loser has to wear a lacy dress for a day.
>>19671605More frills? Madness. Such a thing is impossibleAlso Hina is the only harem member in class other than Erica so it limits our betting optionsAlso weren't we meant to be visiting Ludvig for our data manip testing soon?
>>19671626That might hit a bit too close to home, Iunon.
>>19671587http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WienermobileIf anyone wants to try to figure it out. I think it's either the 2004 or 2000 models.
Goddammit LG, this thread was already making me hungry!
>>19671626Nah loser has to wear death by frillsIt is our go to embarrassment dress anyway
You stand in the doorway of the weird vehicle, watching as everyone else got into their cars.There was a hearse, an old jeep, a three wheeled car-thing, and even a motorized bed.As you watched the participants getting ready, you call out to Erica."Hey Erica, Look at my sausage!""It's not the size butler boy. It's not the size." She answers with a grin."Try and say that again when im lining up behind you with this thing later.""I'd like to see you try. I bet you won't even finish in the upper half of the pack." She says as she walks closer."A bet huh? Do you really want to play this game again?""Try me." She tells you cockily."Well then... How about..."WAT WILL YOUR BET BE?>>19671587The 2000.
>>19671657loser has to go on a date with Mio, as the woman.
>>19671657We already did the frilly dress. Hmm...A date. Loser goes as the girl.
>>19671657Ummm fuck what can we bet this time?She gets along with Perrine well enough now so none of thatMaybe get her to help troll Mio into confessing?
>>19671657On the next day off, the loser is the other's plaything.
>>19671671Seconding this one.
>>19671671But Erica's the girl already. That's a win-win situation for her.We need to go deeper.
>>19671686No point. We are already Erica's plaything
>>19671717But what if she was ours for once? Also, I think she's been holding back.
>>19671657looser has to be a mime for a day. i dont know why, i just cant think of anything else
>>19671657Loser has to be the other's short-skirted flirty french maid for a day.
>>19671686>For the entire day
>>19671750I like this
>>19671657If she loses, she gets no potatoes for a week.If she wins, she gets to wrap us in mashed potatoes.
>>19671755Yes, that is what I meant.
>>19671750This! This is win win!
rolled 2 = 2>>19671657While I do like the idea of loser going as the girl, If we win, nothing changes.And we can't just not win. We're pretty much the shit.
>>19671717I was this guy, and I'm switching to the short-skirted french maid:>>19671750
>>19671779>not making all possible choices lead to victoryWhat, you don't like Xanatos Gambits?
frilly explosion, maid!
>>19671750Well, finding pictures of Hayate in a short-skirt maid uniform will be easy, at least.
>>19671710You obviously don't understand.
>>19671750"How about this? The loser has to be the winner's short-skirted, flirty maid for a day?""Winner picks the costume?" She asks"Of course." you answer her."You, mr_totally_gonna_lose, have a deal." She reaches an arm up to shake your hand..------------------------------------------------------------------>Goddammit typed monster truck TWICE.Susan looks at the two of you from across the feild of cars, the tall vehicle she was in giving her a nice clear view of the scene.As she watches the two of you interacting she sets her jaw into a firm line and looks away.---------------------------------------------------------------------"Okay kids, You have your maps, you have your punchcards, the starting order will be determined by the numbers on your vehicles and you will be heading out in 1 minute intervals."The dude says from a table with a punch clock on it."Good luck, and drive safe. NOW LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE FUCKING ROAD!"The race has begun.
>>19671944>As she watches the two of you interacting she sets her jaw into a firm line and looks away.This is going to be all sorts of awkward until we sort out sharing, isn't it.
NEXT TIME ON MSQ:Vigilante 8New thread at 2200 4chan time.>Now if you will all excuse me, I'm off to find a midnight Shawarma.
>>19671962Or she learns to stop worrying and love the cock.Hopefully Keima's.
>>19671944>As she watches the two of you interacting she sets her jaw into a firm line and looks away.Awww, she doesn't realize that she still gets to be with the girls yet.
>>19671968>Hopefully Keima's.But probably Hayate's, considering how this quest tends to go. And besides, Keima's dancing the girl's steps.
>>19671967I expected that.>midnight ShawarmaBon Appetit
>>19671967>vigilante 8NOSTALGIAalthough given our anime roots I imagine our car combat will look closer to cel damage.
>>19671945I dunno, we activated Erica's ace instincts. We might be in for a real close one.
>>19671944>Susan looks at the two of you from across the feild of cars, the tall vehicle she was in giving her a nice clear view of the scene. As she watches the two of you interacting she sets her jaw into a firm line and looks away.Saw this coming. I'm thinking we share Erica's flirty maid punishment with her if we win. After all, she IS TECHNICALLY us.
>>19672001More than just technically, we're already doing the perfect twin synchronization. I think it would be unreasonable for us to not have a sharing policy identical to Erica and Ursula.
>>19671945God all of my boners>>19671968Nah it will end up her loving our girls. Possibly our dick too, just not in the way she used to love it
>>19671976And is still obsessed with that song and all the associated homosexuality with it for him
>>19672023This. We're going to be share-everything twins.
>>19672049As soon as Susan gets settled enough for us to suggest itThat's why I was saying we drag her back to bed with us last night. Start on that early
>>19672023>have a sharing policy identical to Erica and Ursula.Oh yes, definitely.If Erica, Ursula, Nanoha, Hina, Perrine, and Mio can share, then so can the two Hayate's.
>>19671968She can only have Keima's cock if we can have it too.
>>19672106But we don't want Keima's cock. We're a top, not a bottom. We want him to want our cock.(And he's dancing the girl's steps)
TONIGHT"Go on Erica, I know you want to.""Do what?""Do I have to say it? Alright. I know you want to… spend some time with Susan. Go on, I know she'll appreciate the company."Exit Erica, cackling softly.Anyway, I think I would prefer if we didn't end up boning Susan. Well, after the first time. We all know it's gotta happen once.
>>19672191>We all know it's gotta happen once.I think it will happen about as often as Erica and Ursula tutor each other in Lesbionics - just when nobody else is around and for group sharing. And probably mostly just oral/manual rather than crotch-on-crotch.
>>19672136>But we don't want Keima's cock. We're a top, not a bottom. We want him to want our cock.I'm pretty sure we can go both ways on who is giving who the cock. We're pretty flexible on that.
>>19672207I don't know if he is, though. Dancing the girl steps, and all.
And then i was an hour too late.
>>19672191Most of it will probably be left in the fade to black but I wouldn't be surprised if she joined in completely and the girls pushed it.Anyway that's something that is left until she is a damn sight more comfortable at this bureau I think.
>>19672216Well given how Susan's version of Keima respnded to her getting genderbent I think we're okay on the him wanting to use his penis front.I'm campaigning for equal dickings for everyone.
>>19672216Well we might have to lead him into it but who knows
>>19672289She should start sleeping with everyone as soon as possible, though. There's plenty of room on the pile for her, and sleeping alone can't be comfortable or pleasant after getting used to the pile.
Honestly if we don't have Hayate chug a flask of genderbending potion and then spend a night with Susan riding Keima totally raw then we will have not gotten the most out of the current situation.
>>19672305Quite. Which is why we send an Erica in the night. Susan will either be in the big bed come morning, or suitably worn out in her own, as Erica works on her leg locks.
>>19672305Agreed. Even if she's not ready for the sharing, she'll never adjust if she doesn't move in that direction. It's like how Keima's just dancing the girl steps in his room instead of coming to terms with his feelings.
>yfw susan recreates the gender swap potion and becomes negayate
I get the vibe that our swag has no effect on Susan, and vice versa. I like that. It really helps the 'perfect twins' thing, being equally immune to each other's swag.
>>19672301And so launches the campaign for equal dickings!No one should be left wanting for a penis!
>>19672362>>19672305We do have to take it in small steps but if we can get her to just jump in and be comfortable sleeping with the pile in this dimension then that's all good>>19672357This man speaks truthAlthough we could just as easily not chug the gender swap potion and just make a Keima sandwich
>>19672433We should be able to. The problem is that she doesn't think the girls are still her girls. One invite to the pile should drive home the fact that we are one family and HER family.
>>19672433>Although we could just as easily not chug the gender swap potion and just make a Keima sandwichWell obviously we do that another night. That's the beauty of gender swap potions, there're so many combinations. Sometimes we can be a girl, sometimes Keima can be a girl, sometimes Hinagiku can be a dude, etc.
>>19672357Why bother with the gender swap? Hayate can be nailing Keima from behind while he's, in turn, ploughing Susan.
>>19672513Because variety is the spice of life
>>19672513Because I just want Keima to hold me in his arms and take me! Is that so wrong?
>>19672546Then be Susan during that encounter.
>>19672546Nah. It is a thing I desire as well. Well, from the other direction, if you will.
>>19672575For the first time at least
>Keima drinks genderbend potion>Susan drinks genderbend potion>Hayate and Susan use clone technique>Keima has an interesting experience
>>19672635One he'll never forget.>and he danced the girl steps forever more from that night forward
>>19672635... Goodness.>>19672618Well sure.
>>19672647>... Goodness.I thought you might like that
>>19672635>"My hips are moving on their own!">"Not they're not, I've been fucked as a girl too before, you don't have to lie about how good it feels.">"Shut up and go harder."
>>19672635We do need to give Susan the clone subroutine when we exchange skills as wellAlso we need neko mode and she needs bunny mode
LG's twitter>'This.. This is just wrong.' you think to yourself. 'So wrong, but it feels just right somehow.' at the same time, she also thinks this #msq!
>"Hey, want to go to Karaoke?" She asks you, "Karaoke? Just the two of us?" "Why not? I want to try singing some girls' songs as well." Someone's been reading Tea of Sagittarius.I approve of this course of action.
>>19672781So what's that, then?
>"wait.. Stop. Things are getting out of hand" she says as she pushes you away feebly "Yeah" You say as pull her back in and she relents #msq>>19672914Doujin series involving Kyon and Kyonko, not sure where to find it which annoys me cause I've only seen like one chapter. THIS IS WHERE SOMEONE CAN SWOOP IN WITH A LINK TO THE WHOLE SERIES AND A READING ORDER
>>19672914Just this:>"wait.. Stop. Things are getting out of hand" she says as she pushes you away feebly "Yeah" You say as pull her back in and she relents #msqThe moral of the story is that Hayate and Susan fuck. A lot.
>>19672932Shit, do want.
>>19672938Well as long as no kids come from it then it is all goodOtherwise we might end up with Hayate's parents coming out from the depths of his gene pool
>>19673035That's assuming we're heterozygous for recessive genetic disorders. Generally speaking, it's actually perfectly safe for even siblings to mate, it just causes the gene pool to not diversify. The children would be more like clones of us.That said, I don't think we should produce children. If Susan's going to get pregnant, it should be by Keima or something.
>>19672932Your pain has summoned me.BEHOLD.http://www.mediafire.com/?qvg4xx5gatl3w>now off to bed
>The children would be more like clones of us.Not necessarilly, say if for one pair of chromosomes Hayate has one A and one B (for arbitrary notation) it would be possible for any kids from that pairing to have the same, or two As or two Bs.Nonetheless I agree that we probably should not have kids with Susan, Keima can be the one to produce kids for her if she wants any.
>>19673061Quite so. Quite so. Or maybe a sex change potion'd Mio.
>>19673082OUR QUEST MASTER IS AN AWESOME QUEST MASTER
>>19673101So either of Keima or her husband.
>>19671944>"How about this? The loser has to be the winner's short-skirted, flirty maid for a day?"Is it a bad thing that I desperately want to lose?
>>19673061It is quite possible we are heterozygous for recessive disorders. And yeah I know it is mostly ok for families to interbreed every few generations. It's when you have families like some of the old royals that you get troubles with it
>>19673157Not at all, especially since Susan, being another instance of us, will surely be roped into the bet by Erica too.
>>19673101Implying she wouldn't just rape hayate all day instead of Susan in that situation
>>19673166>quite possibleBut quite improbable.
>>19673177Uh not that improbableMany people carry the genes for recessive disorders but due to being heterozygous ( ie having two different genes ) it is ineffectiveNow being homozygous recessive is the problem since that's when disorders crop up
>>19673157As long as we don't intentionally lose. You know how mad Erica can get; she won't be happy if we don't give her a challenge.
>>19673196Or at least give her a good show of intentionally losing so she thinks she won properly
>>19673191Not really, actually. People being heterozygous for genetic disorders is more common than homozygous, but still very uncommon due to the rate at which the occasional homozygous offspring work its way out of the gene pool. Compounded by the fact that Japan has an extremely small genetic diversity and (luckily) a rarity of genetic disorders of any kind, it's extremely unlikely (though possible) that Hayate or Susan are heterozygous for genetic disorders.Regardless, we shouldn't have kids with her, even if it's probably safe.
I wonder, should we lose this one?
>>19673243I think we should take lots of big risks. Things that will either pay off big time or cause us to lose immediately. Know what I mean?
>>19673229Yeah I forgot hayate is actually JapaneseThat always struck me as strange that they had such a low incidence of genetic disorders but I suppose being cut off from the larger population for so long meant that many disorders weren't introduced to their gene pool as muchI am lucky as far as that goes. Out of all the genetic disorders you can get I only got colour blindness so made my saving throw against rape there
>>19673215We shouldn't throw the game, even with a convincing show. If she ever found out, she'd have to break us.
>>19673267>many disorders weren't introduced to their gene poolActually, it's that most were bred out. After a few generations, if you don't have a support network in place to keep the weak alive, genetic disorders tend to get bred out of the population. Since Japan has been pretty ruthless in that respect for most of its history and to this day doesn't really accept many foreigners into the country, it tends to have very few genetic disorders, despite the gene pool being EXTREMELY lacking in diversity.Compare that to European nations or the US where for centuries now we've had churches and hospitals keeping people alive and breeding despite having hereditary disorders. That's why (though still much smaller than most people think) there's a much higher instance of genetic disorders, homozygous and heterozygous, than in the Japanese population.
>>19673314It is small but noticeably present which causes the numbers to seem largerAlso people make a big deal of it which doesn't help
>>19673396Not to mention examples of families that interbreed over multiple generations - that's where it really gets fucked up with Hapsburgs and hillbillies. One or two generations of inbreeding is usually totally safe. Multi-generational, though... eugh.
>>19673170Does she realize that we have a significantly higher chance of winning? I mean there is two of us in this race.
>>19673486She'll be roped in retroactively. Or if Hayate wins, but Erica beats Susan, she'll use it as an excuse to rope both of us in, since she still beat us (one of us) and that means she won the bet. Erica's tricksy.
>>19673504Syncronized driving then. We will control the roads with our monster truck and weinermobile.
>>19673842Can we fuse our vehicles?Make... a MonsterWiener?
>>19673875The better question is this: Can they transform?Can we data-manipulate a transformation?Otherwise we could go with the Molotov in the fuel tank and make rocketweiner.
>>19673082Those are some weird dojins.I get them but it seems like they skip weeks between each one
>>19674439You are persistent, we are last the bump limit yet you keep popping in to bitch
>>19674163Can't do any transformations since we can't break our cover.
>>19673082I should not be grabbing these while I'm at work. Oh well.
>>19674736Also, I am highly amused that they are both fully clothed in that image. Sure, clothes can be opened, and/or cut, but still.
>>19674736Only one of them has any sex depicted whatsoeverThere are a couple of instances of kyonko being tied up and shown after sex but that's about it
>>19675330Eh, it's more a time thing, really. Stuck 'em on a thumb drive to take home, any way.This machine also doesn't really have suitable programs for reading 'em.