WE ARE BUTLER, 100% PURE DAPPER AND SWAG.From days of long ago, from uncharted regions of the multiverse, comes a legend.The legend of Swagtron:Seducer of the Multiverse!A mighty butler, loved by girls, feared by evil.>ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen/order/asc/-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-In the brig, after you and Yuki have finished eating, the comfortable silence again settles around you.Yuki, a girl too shy to initialize conversation, sits there writing in her diary.You yourself have taken off your jacket and is now doing your nightly exercises[ones that you do whenever you can find the time.]"155, 156, 157, 158, 159, 160..."You count off the one-handed, one-fingered push-ups.A chill comes over you, something is not right."I feel a disturbance in the force." you mutter as you momentarily stop your push-ups."What?" Yuki asks quizzically
FUCK YEAH( ha ha fritz )
TIME FOR UNIVERSES FOLDING INWhat's in the parentheses? I don't read moon.
>>19642599Divine Punishment (Great Fury).
Keep doing pushups, but prepare to be attacked.Also prepare for hot chick to appear out of nowhere. That happens a lot.
>>19642628>prepare for hot chick to appear out of nowhereThis.
You hear the large iron door at the end of the cellblock's hallway crash open.Angry footsteps approach."I WILL KILL YOU. I WILL TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB. I WILL END YOU AYASAKI!"You hear a voice that could only belong to one man.It's Kyon. And by gob, he's not pleased."W-what's going on?" Yuki asks you from her place on the bed."...I think I did it again." you answer her as you get up off the floor."Did what?""I dunno, but I'm sure I did it again.""I... I'm sorry." she apologizes for no reasonYou place a hand on her shoulder, one which she lays her head on, and say: "It's okay. Nothing I couldn't handle."At that moment, the door opens.**ROLLEM**
rolled 20 = 20>>19642676"Don't come in. I'm naked.
rolled 33 = 33>>19642676rolling to not die
rolled 58 = 58>>19642676Space CQC!
rolled 70 = 70>>19642676Lets roll.
rolled 13 = 13>>19642676Get into a position where awkward misunderstandings can happen.
rolled 50 = 50>>19642676Kyon is giving no fucks about what nagato wants right now.>>19642689that would just make things worse
>>19642725No we let that come naturally.When he blasts the door down we will fall onto Yuki in a compromising position
rolled 87 = 87>>19642676Just evade. We don't want to hurt him, and his attacks should be strong but inaccurate in this kind of rage. Should be easy enough.
rolled 57 = 57>>19642676Yep. We're going to get killed. Or at least, mangled.
>>19642689Kyon is standing there, the Director looking uncharacteristically flustered as she tugs on his arm, his rage-filled bloodshot eyes locked on you.The scene he sees is innocent enough, you without your jacket, your tie loosened, a hand on Yuki's shoulder, her cheek on that hand.But of course, to a protective father figure like him, nothing is innocent.A vein pops on his forehead."Uhhh Hi?" you say with a wave of your free hand."KIIIIIIIIIIIILL!"He lunges at you.You try to back away, but Yuki pulls on your arm.These two actions send the sadistic laws of physics into action.You predictably fall on her."KIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL!!" Kyon says again as he corrects himself and lunges again.WAT DO?
tongue in butt.
sage sage sage
>>19642795Either dodge or suplex.
>>19642795Dive out of the way with Yuki in our arms, of course.
>>19642814supporting this
rolled 96 = 96I think I'll go with Crazy Ivan.
>>19642829seconding this, dice say so.
>>19642795Roll under a cot, it will lower our target profile.
>>19642829Well then.
>>19642829Well, the dice agree, so I'll change my vote to this from this:>>19642810
>>19642795Dodge out of the way while holding Yuki>>19642802Still not the right timing sadly dude
>>19642802Oh gods this. It's too funny not to.
>>19642829Of course this is the best option always
>>19642795does yuki fall on us with a POMF =3 ?>>19642795best option
>>19642829We really havent dont that in a while.
Unzip our pants. He obviously wants a threesome.
>>19642852>Still not the right timing sadly dudeI was the one who was saying it back in the day, but I stopped saying it after the fantastic Nanoha bad end. I've been waiting for the perfect timing again ever since then, but guys like him keep saying it at not-perfect times, like this. It looks like I'll never get to say it again as long as people like him exist:>>19642802
>>19642878That was great timing on your part, I have to admit that.But yes, the constant 'tongue in butt' posts just detract from the joke. At least you had the proper buildup by using it at an appropriate time. Now it just gets used all the time and it has no punch.
>>19642906I know, and I'm sad about that. If I had it my way, it wouldn't have been used since then until sometime in the near future, if my estimates are right. Oh well, what's done is done.
>>19642923>>19642878See I would love nothing more than it to be left alone until the perfect time because you knew when it was needed and so it was hilarious.The closest it has been since then was the Luchinni bit earlier on in the trials which was funny but not perfect
>>19642795Hide behind Yuki, duh.Well, generally speaking."WHY!?"
>rating 0 after 158 votesSo much butthurt
>Crazy Ivan"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE!"You pick Yuki up in your arms, and jump out the open door.Again, your horrible luck holds up and you end up crashing into the Director, resulting in an intertwined pile of bodies."Err... Good evening ma'am." you say as your face is pinned in between her and Yuki.Your hands in unknown, unfortunate places."Good evening Ayasaki. You're heavy." She tells you."H-he's coming again!" Yuki infroms you with a nudge."KIIIIIIIIILLKIIIILLLKIIIIIIIILL!!"You quickly get off the Director and help the identical girls up.Kyon, by some unknown means, has ripped the stainless toilet/sink off the cell's floor and has it raised threateningly.[ ]Can't we talk about this?[ ]Do you really have to?[ ]Oh look, a distraction!
>>19642954I was going to save it all this time until the 'meeting Susan for real for the first time WAT DO' moment. That was going to be perfect time #2. Too late for that, though, since it's been used a few times since then.
>>19642980Oh look a distraction!And squeeze twice more for good measure
>>19642980>[ ]Do you really have to?Jesus, just typed the captcha in this text box.
>>19642980[x]oh look, a distractionLook Kyon. A female copy of me just fell of out nowhere!>Grab Yukis and run.
rolled 76 = 76>>19642980OH LOOK A DISTRACTION!IT'S A GIRL WHO LOOKS... just... like... us?
>>19642988It would be good still but you are right it won't be perfect anymore
>>19642980[x]Can't we talk about this?Kyon's a reasonable fellow, I'm sure we can discuss our differences peacefully.
>>19642980[x]Do you really have to?
>>19642980[x] oh look, a distraction!
>>19642980Oh look a distractionWait it's her!
>>19643016Yeah, oh well. Anyway, OH MY GOD IS THAT A DISTRACTION OVER THERE!? IT IS SO ADJECTIVE!
rolled 47 = 47Oh look, it's a talking penguin!
>>19643017Yes because raging lunatics are known for being "reasonable".
STOP KYON, YOU MIGHT HIT YUKI AND SHE'S PREGNANT!!![X] troll
>>19642980[ ]Do you really have to?Alternatively we could ask for Kraus back until Kyon stops trying to kill us.
>>19642980[x]Oh look, a distraction!He's pretty pissed, I think this'd work.
>>19643017I dunno he seems like he's on the level.
>>19643142That's Big Brother mode. He's in Daddy mode right now.
You followed the noise as it walked[?] down into an area of the Bureau that you've never been to.It's obviously part of the security division judging by the heavy doors, the gear you passed along one hallway and the jail you walked in to.There, you head a faint almost imperceptible mention of your surname.""I ...... kill.....tear you........ limb. ....end ..... Ayasaki!"Moments later, the door at the end of the row of cells opens.Some more scuffling, like a far-off fight.And something like a blurred shadow viewed through a jar of syrup jumps out and ends up on the floor.You observe this curiously.The shadow gets up, and as you continue observing it, the more it gains definition.It's a man.You freeze in surprise as this shadow points straight at you.
>>19643142I wouldn't blame him. His sister is adorable
>>19643245well, did susan just get dragged into this singularity out of nowhere by the sheer amount of magic and swag of 2 hayates in an area?
>>19643258I think it was some therapy on her side. IIRC she split in two, and she's between worlds.
He menacingly steps out of the cell, with the sink/toilet still raised high."Hey look! An all too convenient distraction!" you say as you point randomly down the hall.He falls for it, you don't know why but he falls for it.That second of hesitation allows you to swerve past him, jump back into the cell with Yuki and slam the door shut."Are you okay?" you ask her as you brace your shoulder against the door."Y-yes.""Affirmative." came two answers.You turn to see that you not only pulled Yuki in with you, but the Director as well."...fuck."------------------------------------------------------------Outside, Kyon stares at a glowing blue outline in the middle of the hallway.There's something there, but he's not quite sure what it is.***ROLLEM***>im giving you 5 mins to get as high as you can
rolled 77 = 77>>19643301ROLLINGU ROLLINGU
rolled 67 = 67>>19643301
>>19643276i know shes in between worlds, i'm saying what i thought got her dragged into the main timeline that this quest goes in seems to be a combination of one hayate on each end and an assload of magic in the area from the director yuki and kyon being nearby.i'm seeing the devices as more of a medium to control said magick then natural magic in and of itself.
rolled 93 = 93>>19643301
rolled 97 = 97>>19643301Incoming 100.
rolled 31 = 31>>19643301Let the ones roll.
rolled 17 = 17>>19643301Goddamit!
rolled 58, 49, 96, 42, 40, 84, 25, 13, 58, 55, 34, 24, 31, 61, 8 = 678Huh, I wonder
>>19643320Close enough.STOP ROLLING.
rolled 8 = 8>>19643301
rolled 81 = 81>>19643301
rolled 98 = 98>>19643320Okay, 97. We can stop now.
rolled 23 = 23>>19643320That's pretty decent, but I'm sure we can do better.>>19643330That's just trying to cheat.
>>19643320There's the magic 97.
>>19643320I think we're good here. Let's not keep going until we get a 1.
>>19643320>97YES!
rolled 20 = 20>>19643301rolling
>>19643341>says we can stop>goes and 1 ups it for shits and giggles.derm put your name back on i know its you.
rolled 94 = 94>>19643341Then why didn't you remove your dice?
rolled 87 = 87>>19643301
>>19643342It's not cheating. It's efficient use of time.
>>19643362Pish posh.
rolled 24 = 24>>19643301rolling. got to beat that 98
rolled 18 = 18>>19643362I call it creative problem solving.
TIME'S UP!!
>>19643382Damn I was certain we'd his 12 nat 1's by now...
seems i missed a good thread yesterday. good job making smart choices guys.
>>19643442hit* damn.
>>19643318>>19643258It was from the doctors tests since in one of the tos stories it mentioned feeling like we were being ripped in twoThe tos hayate woke up as male and Susan woke up in the empty bureauNow Susan is close enough to hayate that she is bleeding through
>>19643448Yeah. I wish you had been there to give us advice. I'm glad you weren't there when it was rolling time. You know how it is.
rolled 92 = 92I AM NOT DONE QUITE YET.
rolled 90 = 90>>19643505>>How do I time.>>Captcha says veryhum furburbs,
>>19643514>>19643505You really are the anti-lookout....
>>19643341"err... Hello ma'am""Hello.""Sorry I dragged you in here.""Apology accepted. Move away form the door." she orders you and you comply.You see her touch the door with a finger and it vanishes, the space being replaced with a solid wall of concrete like there was on all the other sides."Location secured." she says as she takes a seat next to Yuki."Ma'am, with all due respect. Shoudn't you be out there dealing with him?" you ask herShe smiles[?] and says "Impossible."-------------------------------------------------------Kyon stares at the blue figure in front of him, the stainless fixture raised stupidly above his head."..." he slowly lowers it and drops it onto the concrete floor."Who's there?" he calls out, "Who are you?"---------------------------------------------------"So ma'am. What now?" you ask the Director."Punishment still applies. 19hours, 22 minutes left." she answers"And... You intend to stay here during that time?""Yes.""...fuck."Yuki looks at you and her in turn, a confused look behind her glasses.
>>19643556Waitwaitwaitwaitwaitguysdid that 98 swag the directoroh god it did
>>19643556>the director knows and gives literally zero fucks.i approve of this.
>>19643556http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU
>>19643573Swagged her AGAIN, you mean. The whole reason Yuki was born to begin with was because we swagged the Director once and used Yuki as a depository for inconvenient feelings.
>>19643556Welp were sleeping on the floor now.
>>19643573and now we realize why she wants yuki to take over for her.
>>19643583NTRing her from Kyon?That's just not right.
>>19643556hayate is truely and utterly: a swag singularity at this point.
>>19643573No the 98 was to have the director not give any fucks and just chill in here with us
"Who's ..ere?" you hear the faint voice again, the one that was shouting earlier. "...are you?""It's me, Ayasaki Hayate." You answer it. "IT'S ME! Can't you see me?!"-----------------------------------------------------------------"...me, ...yasa... Ha...." Kyon hears the thing reply, "IT'S .... Can't ........ me?!""Who? Show yourself! If your invisible, I should say that your spell is failing. Just drop it."---------------------------------------------------------------You step towards the door that had opened and closed on it's own.Trying to call out to that voice you hear."Can't you hear me?! Please, help me!"You reach out for the handle on the cell's door.**ROLLEM**
rolled 60 = 60>>19643662
rolled 39 = 39>>19643662for the love of god just work.
rolled 34 = 34>>19643662Rolling!
>>19643659Or/nospoilersontg the distraction to be Susan coming through
rolled 58 = 58Come on Susan
rolled 33 = 33>>19643662rolling
rolled 36 = 36>>19643662
rolled 79 = 79>>19643662... rolling?
rolled 11 = 11>>19643671
rolled 17 = 17>>19643662Oh god, we're going to lose her, aren't we?
rolled 99 = 99>>19643662Scream Susan, scream!
rolled 69 = 69THE ROLLS, THE CALL.
>>19643692hot diggity damn.
>>19643692Alright my job is done.
rolled 24 = 24>>19643692Impressive.
>>19643692and watch us not get to use this in favor of this>>19643671
>>19643692dice seem to demand for multiple hayates in the quest at the same time.well holy fucknuggets,
rolled 94 = 94>>19643662There may be a 99, but I gotta do it anyway.
>>19643692Looks like we're going to Data Manipulation our way right through that door.
this reminds me batman brave and the bold where flash was trapped in future but his treadmill had his signal and people could see flash running around like a ghost
>>19643733anyone else remember how in last thread we basically figured out the director more or less made everyone in the bureau.so is the director some sort of incarnation of haruhi?
>>19643776That's called supposition and theorizing, not "figuring out."
Susan will appear and Kyon will mistake her for Hayate and then kill her and we will never fuck ourselves....
>>19643786Hypothesizing, really. I was the first supposing it, and I've yet to test it enough to even liberally call it a theory.
>>19643776And that I went to bed right before pointing out that were immortal due to the "juice" we drink, and that may be from Haruhi.
>>19643802Meh, near enough.
"Status?" The director asks Yuki abruptly."I'm sorry? W-what?" she asks"Have you successively relocated?""Y-yes.. Hayate and the others gave me a n-nice room." she answers nervously.You watch the exchange between the two girls, like a mother checking up on her child."Noted. Are you happy?""V-very.""Good."At that moment, the door, the very same door that the Director disappeared moments ago, opens."...""..."Kyon looks at the Director, She looks at Kyon."I didn't do that." He tells her."I know." she answers.-----------------------------------------You reach out for the door you fully expect was locked and open it.It swings open in its well-oiled hinges and shows you the interior of the cell.There, on one of the beds, was the shadow you saw earlier."WHY CAN'T YOU SEE ME?! WHY WON'T YOU HELP ME?!" You scream towards it, screams threthening to pour from your eyes.-----------------------------------------------------------"WHY CAN'T YOU SEE ME?! WHY WON'T YOU HELP ME?!" You hear the sad shout reverberate through the room."... W-what was that?" Yuki asks."I... Don't know.""..."The Director just sits there next to Yuki, mumbling something under her breath.And suddenly, she's gone.----------------------------------------------------------You see the Director appear on the other bed suddenly.She turns to look at you and asks, "Who are you?"WAT SAY?>you are saying this as Susan
>>19643805I don't see how Haruhi would produce juice, though. She's a god, not a sue, and there are lots of gods in the metaverse.Don't get me wrong, she's still insanely powerful and cthulhuithic, but she'd not be a source of juice.
>>19643837"Ma'am! It's me! Ayasaki Hayate!"Please, you're the first person I've seen here in hours! What's going on?!"
>>19643853this
>>19643837"Director...? It's me. Hayate Ayasaki."
>>19643837Pretty much this >>19643853
>>19643837Main Hayate: "I know that voice..."Susan: "I-I'm Hayate Ayasaki! Something's gone wrong, the bureau's completely empty, except for me. I was seeing the Doctor for... something, then woke up all alone..."
>>19643843>>19632517: I've been expecting that if we go down to the deepest depths of the Bureau, that we'll find Terminal Dogma, and in the place of Lilith will be Haruhi, pierced through by an Ebon Lance of Longinus as Juice pours down from her wounds and pools in a lake.Mostly this post was what prompted the thought
>>19643853This works.
>>19643853Supporting this one.
>>19643873i vote for this, completely and utterly this.
>>19643853Voting for this.
>>19643873I like it.
>>19643875Well, yes, I read that. I was even the one who initially suggested that there was a golden throne in the Bureau upon which the corpse god known as Haruhi was fed the juice to maintain some unknown effect.I'm just saying Sue Juice is a very specific compound that needs to be extracted from a specific source.
>>19643911Though what's the point of juicing ponies, then?Maybe Haruhi's SUE juice is TOO pure, so it has to be diluted with the juice of other, lesser SUEs, so as to not convert the drinker into a SUE?
>>19643944The ponies weren't juiced, they were made into various products because there wasn't enough to gain from juicing them. At least as far as LG explained it.
>>19643960No they were juiced, just what we left was used to make various products>>19643911There is no such thing as too pure since they use it predominantly to create things like the offsite SCP storage which is in it's own pocket dimension ( provided by the bleach and naruto dimensions )
>>19643875>>19643911>>19643944>>19643960ok i must have missed something, because i dont remember any of this "juice" stuff and i dont remember juicing ponies. is this from another quest or something?
>>19643999He likes to post some stuff on twitter,which usually sends us into a paranoia fit.
>>19643999It's mainly been in side comments. Majaik is produced by sucking the power out of SUEs.
>>19643999Juice has been a fundamental part of MSQ since the beginning.It's what drives a large portion of the Bureau's majaitechnology, like the Devices and the modified Stargate.
>>19644021We assume. Never been confirmed, but we're pretty sure.
>>19643999Look into /tg/'s Editors setting for more details.
>>19644013>>19644019>>19644021>>19644027ok thanks. i didnt know if i had a brainfart or something and missed several threads
>>19644027Mike's already told us that the Stargate uses up a lot of Juice each time it's used. That's why we can't just frivolously send letters and stuff to Nanoha.And we've been told that Juice is used in the creation of Devices.
"Ma'am! It's me! Ayasaki Hayate!" you tell her as you walk towards her and take her hands in yours."Please, you're the first person I've seen here in hours! What's going on?!""Ayasaki?" She looks you in the eyes. "Confirming Identity."Her hands glow a shade of yellow where they touch yours.In a moment, she begins speaking again."Identity confirmed. Operative H. Ayasaki, parallel version. Why are you here?" she asks you."I don't know ma'am. I just woke up to find the Bureau and the town empty. Just what is this place?""Shared structural back-up system." she tells you. "Director-level access only.""But why am I here then ma'am?""Unsure. Confirming now. Synchronising with all known versions." She closes her eyes and mumbles something.**ROLLEM**>taking the 4th roll
rolled 11 = 11>>19644122Welp
It's fine, though, Sues aren't sentient, so much as reality tearing horrors that only give a show of emotion as real as a voice synthesizer reading from a script.Also, as far as the Editor's Setting is concerned, I don't think Canon Sues even exist (and actually, considering the setting, that'd be an oxymoron) in the metaverse.What this means is that, if for some godawful reason you actually like ponies, it was likely the shit tons of fanmade characters that were juiced, as completely destroying a setting is kind of a big no no.
rolled 52 = 52>>19644122With all these rolls something could go horribly horribly wrong.
rolled 34 = 34>>19644122
rolled 86 = 86BEHOLD!
rolled 24 = 24>>19644143Pretty dece.
>>19644143Good job, Derm.
>>19644143Derm, I fucking love you.
rolled 60 = 60>>19644143>Blows on knucklesStill got it.
>>19644143Nice work.
>>19644137Actually it was all canon characters. SUEs in this version of the setting at least can be canon and destroying a sue infested setting is preferable to how the TG or TSAB would handle it which is the dimension and everything in a five dimension radius in case of contaminationSo no naruto, no bleach, no ponies
>>19644143All hail the anti lookout
>>19644143Derm i love you in a totally homoerotic way.
>>19644178>SUEs in this version of the setting at least can be canonAh, yes, that does change things.
rolled 47 = 47>>19644219All the homo.*Deep bass music starts playing while a presumably fat blakc man goes "Oooh Yeeeaaahhh..."
>>19644245Nah, it's just a skinny Asian dude with a wicked-deep voice.
>>19644143"Synchronization complete. Operative Ayasaki variant 8-c2 was successfully cured and is now back in training. You are the result of that process.""What? I'm not cured. Look, I'm still a girl.""He was cured. You are... waste material.""W-what..."Reaction?
>>19644255The sort of person you expect to sound like a chipmunk yet his voice is so deep you think his nuts must drag so far along the ground it causes trenches
>>19644281Waste? But I'm me. I made the potion that caused this and I had girlfriends and...Mental break time
rolled 39 = 39>>19644281Fuck you bitch I AM ALIVE!DOES NOT MY HEART BEAT? DOES NOT THE SAME BLOOD FLOW THROUGH MEIN VEINS AS DOES YOURS?
>>19644281Fuck you, I'm a person. Not garbage. Get me out of here.
>>19644281... are you saying... I'm a construct?
>>19644281But I'm a real person, as real as Yuki is! I want to live, Clarance! I want to Live!
>>19644281"W-wha-waste...material...? That I'm...I'm not needed, not wanted? I...I'm...."And time for a mental breakdown as one of our worst fears is realized.It only works because it's the Director, who would only tell us the brutal truth.
>>19644281This is perfect, do this >>19644291
rolled 60 = 60>>19644300EXCEPT POSSIBLY THE BLOOD TYPE AND POLARITIES!
rolled 11 = 11>>19644281"W-waste? So- so I'm just... trash now? Bullshit! I'm still me! I still recall my life, what I've done, my time in training. Throwing that away would be a waste! Let me prove that I can still perform!"
>>19644326Second. We can't let all of our therapy and effort come to waste.
>>19644300>>19644291>>19644310These, lets see how far down this rabbit whole goes.
"W-wha-waste...material...? That I'm...I'm not needed, not wanted? I...I'm...."the tears flow."I'm me. I'm real. I'm not trash...""You are you, but you are also not you. You are the byproduct of an unconventional procedure, a byproduct that should not exist. How this happened, and why you continue to exist is unknown.""W-what? S-so I'm stuck here? I can't go back? Can't you send me back? Please. Please help me get back home. Please, I'm begging you. Help me!"""Imposible. Parallels lines should not interact, the barriers must stay unbreached.""Then, what are you going to do with me? Are you going to leave me here?"*ROLLEM*>I will give you 5 minutes to roll as high as you can
rolled 84 = 84I am Derm.My Will be Done.
rolled 84 = 84>>19644504Man, we sure got emotional as a woman. It's not like we're going to die or something.
rolled 49 = 49>>19644504
rolled 73 = 73>>19644504DEY SEE ME ROLLIN
rolled 78 = 78>>19644504You took Naru away from us, Director.You will not claim Susan as well.
rolled 75 = 75>>19644504We'll need every minute.
rolled 54 = 54>>19644504'kay
rolled 30 = 30>>19644504fuck that. We need us as a waifu too.
rolled 38 = 38>>19644515>>19644520Double 84s? Not high enough.
rolled 44 = 44>>19644504lets do this shit
rolled 82 = 82>>19644521Time to die i guess.
rolled 75 = 75>>19644504come on
rolled 8 = 8>>196445041 get.
rolled 3 = 3>>19644520We're emotional as a guy, too.
rolled 59 = 59All cannons fire.
rolled 39 = 39>>19644504Chin up, Femyate. Butlers are supposed to be unflappable.
rolled 68 = 68>>19644547Or maybe just tentacle rape.
rolled 96 = 96The rolls they are a fallin'These hearts they are a poppin'The cards are on the tableAnd this ain't no fableWe got one shot to make it true.
rolled 66 = 66>>19644504come on we got this
rolled 56 = 56>>19644551Close, but not as close as I was.
rolled 6 = 6>>19644504Heh, no one has rolled higher than Derm.
rolled 38 = 38just keep rolling
rolled 91 = 91>>19644504nat1 incoming
>>19644504We will not go quietly into the night.
rolled 60 = 60>>19644563Sooo close.
rolled 9 = 9oh boy!
rolled 88 = 88FUKKING GET THERE
rolled 99 = 99>>19644573but can I get higher?
rolled 87 = 87>>19644504and i hope we make it
rolled 53 = 53>>19644576Fuck, forgot to actually roll.
rolled 70 = 70>>19644584That you did. We should probably stop.
rolled 73 = 73rolling
>>19644584Apparrently so.
rolled 64 = 64>>19644584and were good
rolled 80 = 80>>19644584'ERE WE GO BOY'S, 'ERE WE GO
>>196445842 99's in one night? I am lucky!
>>19644584You there. You're a god among men.
rolled 3 = 3>>19644603INSUFFICIENT
>>19644584YES!
rolled 64 = 64ooh big red button.
rolled 23 = 23And Time is up.Gentlemen, Congratulations!
lol at NOBODY posts for 15 minutes>Story post.>Flood of posts.
>>19644627Welp i'm done
>>19644630There's just not much to post about right now.>>19644584And withing the five minutes, too.
rolled 84 = 84rolling
rolled 45 = 45>>19644640Indeed.But having that small song thing I made woulda been a bit more poetic but who the hell cares, 99!
rolled 22 = 22rrrrrrrrrr
>>19644504"No. You are an interesting existence. Something that should not be. I cannot send you back home, but I can get you out of here. Will you do that?""What do you mean ma'am?""I'm taking you back to my Bureau."[ ]can't you really send me back home?[ ]anything just to get out of this horrible nightmare.
>>19644693>[ ]anything just to get out of this horrible nightmare.
>>19644693[x]anything just to get out of this horrible nightmare.
>>19644693[ ]anything just to get out of this horrible nightmare.Is it time for freaky incest masturbation yet?
>>19644693Anything to get me out of this horrible nightmare
rolled 13 = 13[X] Horrible nightmare>>for ordynt!
rolled 69 = 69>>19644713Eventually. We gots to work towards it.
>>19644731Your dice disagree.
rolled 64 = 64I get a 13 on horrible nightmare and a 69 approving twincest.MY ROLLS ARE ALL DEEP AND INSIGHTFUL.
>>19644713>>19644731>>19644751Not yet my friendsGive it a night and let the girlfriends flip out over us coming home with another pretty girl while being locked in a cell
> Give it a night and let the girlfriends flip out over us coming home with another pretty girl while being locked in a cellThis one?
>>19644796Oh gods how will we explain this one?
>>19644813Oh Gob no!
>>19644813Nah she was juiced painfullyNt because she was a sue but because the whore deserved it
>>19644813>SnookiHe said pretty.
>>19644827With the truth. I mean, Susan's version of Erica, at the very least, was VERY okay with suddenly having a female Hayate around.
>>19644813You know saging with an image doesn't do anything, right?Also:>pretty>snookiChoose one.
>>19644827Hey girls, I know this seems rather odd but it's a female me from another dimension. You guys know how my life works, this sort of thing just happens.
I think Snooki is pretty.[tghasnospoilers]But then again I have a thing for monstergirls.[/tghasnospoilers]
>>19644879So do I (monstergirls), and I think that THING is hideous.
rolled 10 = 10Why is this a topic?My dice demand that you stop.
So what would happen if we knocked ourselves up? Could the universe hold the resulting swag of the second (or third) Coming of Hayate?
>>19644693"Anything just to get me out of this horrible nightmare." you tell her as you wipe the tears from your eyes."I warn you, things will be different.""as long as I'm no longer alone." you tell her firmly."Come. There is much to do."She places a hand on your shoulder and murmurs that weird languge of hers.And in a flash of light, you find yourself sitting on the bed where the shadow was, on the other side, Yuki, the Director's "offspring".--------------------------------------------------------Minutes pass, the door still open, Kyon staring dumbly into the empty space where the Director was.Yuki, confused by her benefactor suddenly disappering sits there frozen.You look on.A sudden sharp pain in your head, like it had been hit by a hammer, a flash of light, and there stood the Director.With her, the "ghost" you've been seeing these past few weeks.WAT SAY/DO?[this is as hayate.]
>>19644921I'm pretty sure being pregnant with your own baby is illegal. Otherwise women could just take their own bone marrow and... oooh. Can they do that?
>>19644942"You... You are real! Director, what's going on?"
>>19644942Director, could you please explain why you just disappeared and came back with the girl I've been seeing glimpses of for the past few weeks?
>>19644942"AHA! YES! I TOLD EVERYONE I WASN'T HALLUCINATING!"*air fistpump*
>>19644942"So... is it really you? Or... me, rather? How do you... we... I? Well, how do youwemeus want to handle this?"
>>19644921Go fuck yourself and let us know how that works out for you.
rolled 68 = 68I must leave you now.Have one last roll.Good bye.
>>19644942"Hello Hayate. I'm Hayate."The doctor explained this, and we've seen ourself as a girl. And he said the ghost is an alternate dimension version of you.
>>19644981So if Hayatte angered Erica and she told him to go fuck himself, would that count as permission to do so?
>>19644942"Ow! What was that?"Uh, ma'am? Oh, so you're the ghost that's been haunting me. Want to talk it out?"
>>19644942Please tell me I'm not the only one seeing this. The other-me.
>>19644980thisIt's good to be informed for once.
Okay so I checked it out, and Cracked covered it.When you meet your doppelgänger you either fight with them or have sex with them. It's the rules.
>>19645056Cracked can go die.
>>19645079That's your opinion and I accept that.
>>19645079Hey, while they are normalfags, they also have no taste.
>>19644942"YOU!" you say with an accusatory finger pointed at the girl."You!" she answers right back."Director, what's going on?" you both ask her at the same time."This is a derivative of Ayasaki Hayate variant 8-c2" she says as she motions towards the girl."This is Ayasaki Hayate variant 9-a7" She tells her as she nods towards you."You're me?" You ask her."No... Yes.. I.. I don't know." She answers."8-c2 derivative shall now be temporarily assigned to the Bureau training program as per my order." she turns to the slackjawed man at the door. "Kyon, make the arrangements.""Err... yeah. Sure." He answers as he snaps back to reality."I'll be sent back to basic?" She asks the Director."No. You are already too far trained to be there, you shall be assigned to advanced classes with him."-----------------------------------------------------------------Erica was in the middle of hammering in another hook into your bedrooms ceiling.She and her sister had been making the necessary "modifications" right after they had dinner.Everywhere in the room, chains, straps, and fixtures of unknown use were hung from the walls and ceiling or bolted down to the floor.*snap*The handle on the hammer she was using snaps, the head falling onto the bed."..." She looks down at her sister."..." Ursula looks up at her." There's a disturbance in the force..." They both say at the same time.----------------------------------------"Your punishment shall be suspended for now." The Director tells you."Follow me, there is much to do."She walks out with The female you in tow.**ROLLEM**>taking the 5th roll
rolled 5 = 5>>19645124Oh, I just mean in this instance. There is no need to be bound by pre-existing ... things. Words escaping me. They're fine normally.>>19645131What?>>19645142DICE!
rolled 78 = 78>>19645142Rollan.
rolled 17 = 17yay more rolling
rolled 19 = 19>>19645142Try to make some conversation with Susan."So...uh...we're both Hayate? That'll get confusing fast. And 8c2 and 9-a7 are kind of a mouthful. Wanna pick names?"
rolled 2 = 2>>19645142We should probably bring Yuki if she hasn't followed.
rolled 15 = 15>>19645173Well, fuck.
>>19645173Welp.At least it wasn't a 1.Nice knowing you guys.
>>19645171We'll be Hayate-A.She'll be Hayate-B. Because we thought of it first.If she complains too much, we can make a conession. We'll be Hayate-1, and she'll be Hayate-B.
>>19645173Goddammit, /tg/ dice! The lowest roll possible without it being a critical failure.
rolled 84 = 84>>19645189Guess we blew the high rolls getting tot his point.>>19645194Naw, we've got a perfectly usable name that we stopped using, that would go just fine for our female duplicate.
>>19645173I sincerely hope this wasn't a "how the girls react" roll. They deserve better than that.
>>19645173Good going.
>>19645173I shouldn't have pushed it...
>>19645173somebody's head is about to explode.
>>19645194> concessionif anything it'd be Omegayate and Hayate-B.
inb4 post post shitstorm
The three of you walk behind the Director and Kyon as you walk out of the security section and back out into the quad.There, as you walk the short lamp-lit path towards the dome of R&D, you try and engage her in some conversation."So... uhhh what happened to you?""I got a bit too 'proactive' with my potions.""You managed to make a genderswitch potion?""A permanent one." she says with a hint of sadness."But... why are you here?""The Director, well, your Director, says that I was... cast out of my Bureau when I was cured. I have no idea how that happened. And she says there's no way to send me back.""And you're staying?""Yes, if only to get out of that horrid, empty place.""What place?""I found myself in empty copy of the Bureau. Like a simulation, but I had nothing on me. No Kraus, no bag, no Cassiopeia. And there's where she found me.""Was that you asking for help back there?""Yes. I was desperate. I could almost see you, well more like a shadow of you , but I knew you were there.""I guess we're connected then?""In more ways than one it seems."After a long elevator ride, and stepping into an unknown large area in the depths of R&D, the Director stops walking.
I think people are scared
>>19645468"You'll be needing a Device." She tells this other you."Can't I just use Kraus?" she asks"No. The Kraus here is bonded to him, you will need to build a new bond with a new Device that will be registered to you.""...I see."You look around the lab as you stand by a wall with Yuki.Around you, people in white coats are bustling about, analyzing what seemed to be copies of the standard Bureau Badge.This was where Devices were made.The Director hands her a badge, identical to the one you have.You watch as the Director tells her the very same words that Mike told you back in that playground so long ago."Activate your armor and imagine what you'd want your armor to look like."ROLL EM.Best roll of the first 5 determines what Susan's armor will be>>19645194Oh god I laughed so loud, the guy across the hall gave me the stink eye.
rolled 87 = 87>>19645484Maid uniform
rolled 59 = 59>>19645484A proper suit, of course.
rolled 98 = 98>>19645484>>19645494Sexy maid uniform
rolled 45 = 45>>19645484Same as Hayate's. Only with frills.
>>19645484Maid outfit.>"This is a derivative of Ayasaki Hayate variant 8-c2" she says as she motions towards the girl.>"This is Ayasaki Hayate variant 9-a7" She tells her as she nods towards you.>9-a7FUUUUUUCK!
>>19645509Way to go Fritz.
rolled 65 = 65>>19645509Goddamnit Fritz.
rolled 9 = 9>>19645484Neko maid.
rolled 11 = 11>>19645509nice goin frtiz
>>19645513Why is that a FUUUUUCK?>>19645509You there. Good job. I'm okay with that.
Oh thank god I caught the thread as it gets to the part I wanted to be at.
rolled 45 = 45Meido with a coffee potHaha dice!
>>19645513We did die many times...
>>19645509On the Upside, if this means Naru becomes her device somehow I'm totally okay with that.
>>19645539>Why is that a FUUUUUCK?Taking the 2 on the end of Susan's id code and the 7 on the end of ours I'm taking it as finally getting confirmation that we're not the first instance of our specific version of Hayate.
>>19645552I... huh. That is a strange thought. I actually kind of like it.
Hey guys, let's not forget the potion.
Naru had better be Femyate's new device.
>>19645509I hope the device is still some sort of beverage dispenserOr failing that a vacuum cleaner
Should we fuck with the girls when we get back?I mean introducing Susan as our wife could be fun.
>>19645558>8-c2 vs 9-a7>7 IS BIGGER THAN 2 THAT MEANS IT COMES AFTERPretty sure it'd be slightly more complicated than that.
>>19645579Right. Assuming we get Kraus back in time we send a clone ASAP.
>>19645601Not that much. First number is probably which life we're on, the suffix most likely denoting which paths we've taken.
So should we be going with same powers or new ones?
rolled 35 = 35I'm being far too serious about this, I quit.For tonight, I mean.Not that I think any one really cares.
>>19645596You do realize they're working on a sexual torture chamber for us right now?
>>19645601>7 IS BIGGER THAN 2 THAT MEANS IT COMES AFTERThat isn't how I mean it
>>19645622I care udzI care.
>>19645622We've already lost Derm (for tonight), we can't lose you too! (for tonight)
>GODDAMMIT. Now i need to shoop her head onto a maid's uniformGood going Fritz.
>>19645625When you're talking about parallel realities, there is no 'first' or 'later' or whatnot. The designation is probably assigned randomly.
>>19645644I'm just tired, man. Really fuckin' tired.
>>19645664Realistically, "closest to prime" would be the best way to number them.
>>19645675In that case get some rest.
>>19645677He died of a pen to the eye, we dont want to be like him, the further the better.
>>19645509Fritz, you make my day better!
I wish to second the notion of Naru becoming Femhayatte's device. It would cause less aesthetic overlap.
LG, please let us do all thew power choosing we got to do for Hayate.
>>19645708My god that is perfect.
>>19645719It doesn't really work that way since all devices have a pre loaded personalityThat's why we couldn't just put Naru into another device to begin with
>>19645724The powers will just be Hayate's powers girlifiedOr Sakuya's powers
>>19645729Yes, but alternate reality bullshit.There is much bullshit to be had here.
>>19645680That's what I'm gonna try.
>>19645484>since GIMP is being Tsun right now, settle for this MSPAINTedit.Her clothes glow, and she transforms into her armor.It's a maid's uniform, one that had quite the short skirt.The frilly apron and the fluffy skirt compliment her figure quite well."She's a maid..." Yuki whispers to you."A cute one at that." you tell her.This other you hears you murmuring from behind her and turns."D-don't judge me! I was thinking of our butler's uniform.. But this came out.""I think it's very cute." Yuki tells her."Me too." you add.'Very, very cute infact....' you think to yourself.'GODDAMMIT. STOP CHECKING YOURSELF OUT!' You scream in your head.she turns back to the Director. "I activate my Device now right?""Correct. Visualize a form you would be comfortable with."**ROLLEM**Best of first five decides what her device's activated form will be.
Where is LG?I hope he's okay.
rolled 73 = 73>>19645771An elegant tea trolley.
rolled 45 = 45>>19645771A cannon. Bitches love cannons.
Badass Shades
rolled 29 = 29>>19645771Feather duster.
rolled 99 = 99>>19645771NARU
rolled 16 = 16>>19645784This is an excellent idea.
rolled 34 = 34>>19645792YES
rolled 38 = 38silver bracelets
>>19645792WELP
rolled 86 = 86>>19645792I don't even...
>>19645792As GLORIOUS as that is, there is one, small problem.Femyate never met Naru on her Infinicon mission.
>>19645792Good thinking, 99.
>>19645792fuck
NO words!! NO WORDS!>>19645792
rolled 7 = 7>>19645746I'm hoping for the space manipulation side of the Perfect and Elegant Maid's powers. We've already got the timestop and allthekinves down.>>19645771Nuclear powered backpack vacuum.We'll have to avoid crossing our streams though.
>>19645792That doesn't actually workIt's activated form if like kraus as a teapotYou are voting to have that as it's projection
>>19645792THIS NIGGA. You are awesome man.
>>19645812Kraus pulling shenannigans? Something? I dunno.
rolled 23 = 23>>19645817I love the vacuum idea though.
>FUCKING HELL FUCKING HELL WAT WATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT/tg/ dice: trolling you harder than you ever though possible.
LG's latest tweet.>FUCKING HELL FUCKING HELL WAT WATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>FUCKING HELL FUCKING HELL WAT WATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTLG'S TEARS.THEY ARE DELICIOUS
>>19645792You are a king among men good sir.I... GLORIOUSSSSS!
>>19645817Well femyate doesn't have knives or timestop or anything currently since she woke up with just her clothingSo we would need unlimited knife works, a new time stop and the other powersI was thinking like the maids out of castlevania for the vacuum cleaner
>>19645784>>19645792I see an AI and a non human form here.
>>19645792B-b-b-b-but... robo waifu....
>spent the last 5 minutes cursing in the fire exit. FUCK. DAMN SHIT PISS CUNTSOh Wow. I think we just broke LG.
>FUCKING HELL FUCKING HELL WAT WATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTPAYBACK BITCH!!! Now we get to drink your tears.
could someone please post the link to the twitter?
rolled 32 = 32New tweet>spent the last 5 minutes cursing in the fire exit. FUCK. DAMN SHIT PISS CUNTSLG, you asked for activated forms and we've never seen a device with a human acitvated form, it's invalid.
There are explanations for it. We just had someone cross over from another dimension, there is spacial warping and mutation and infection to blah blah blah.There are factors at work to allow such things.
>>19645865#HappyBrownGuy
>>19645865https://twitter.com/#!/HappyBrownGuy
>>19645865https://twitter.com/#!/HappyBrownGuythere you go.also pic related. biker is LG
>>19645868Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. Nothing's been said to indicate it *isn't* possible.
Rule #1 of DMing always have plansRule #2 of DMing anything you planned will never survive contact with players.
Her badge glows, but nothing happens.She takes a look at it quizzically."... Director, I think this one's broken.""Try again." she says with a nod.Again, this female you tries to bring out her Device.
>spent the last 5 minutes cursing in the fire exit. FUCK. DAMN SHIT PISS CUNTSYep, he mad.
>>19645882Rule #3: Or /tg/ dice.
>>19645885Do it! Bring forth the fury of all your swag, female hayatte!
>>19645878Actually it has been indicated that you cannot just plus a new personality into a deviceAnd we have seen many devices with human forms but they all follow the rule of nanohaverse devices which cannot be a humanoid form in their activated versionPretty sure we have precedent for him to just say "fuck you nope" if he wants
You are Naru.And now you awake."Get up child." he told you"Get up and follow me."He takes your hand and leads you outside.
>>19645885WE ROLLED A 99 DON'T YOU HOLD OUT ON US YOU FUCKER
rolled 74 = 74>>19645910NOPE
June 27th, 2012. 3:59 4chan time.Naru was avenged, and LandingGear was counter-HUE'd.Never forget.
>>19645908YESYESOH YES
>>19645914Yay another shitty throwaway character to waifu overI am so impressed
>>19645922Correction: Another shitty throwaway waifu character that LG didn't seem to want to let us actually have.
>>19645936No he had a plan for us if we really wanted to get her but one or two sad fucks who need every character ever decided to shit up a decision which could have been cool
>>19645922You are a funny man without a heart.
>>19645957Yes i am a heartless fuck thanks for noticingI just think we wasted a great opportunity to I don't know get a decent new character as the device or make a cool decision for one asshole who wants his waifu
>>19645965Well this roll technically was for devices shape/ form, naru is not a shape/ form so lg can just throw the whole thing out.
>>19645977I mentioned that earlier>>19645822
rolled 43 = 43I really don't want us to get Naru like this.
rolled 56 = 56>>19645988AgreedLet's go for a fuck up go back to sleep roll
>>19645965>one assholeYou don't remember the tearstorm that occurred when we failed to save Naru? The legacy on Lookout's name for rolling so many ones on it? We all tried hard to bring her out, and we failed.New characters will come and go, but hey, if we hadn't done it this way, our femself would have been stepping on Naru's toes, aesthetically.Our Device is a Butler. We are a Butler.Her Device will be a Maid. She is a Maid.It works quite well.
She activates her badge again, now a bright light fills the room, blinding all who were there.>rollemGiving you the chance to get a 100.take as long as you need.but if you hit five 1's before you do it...
rolled 99 = 99>>19646000In the name of failed attempts!
rolled 75 = 75>>19646000Don't be NaruPlease.
rolled 31 = 31>>19646000The laws of probability are on our side, in theory.
rolled 90 = 90>>19645998Actually I was there and I remember itOnly about half the thread then wanted it and I for one had always said leave her thereRoll dem 1's!
rolled 18 = 18>>19646000Come on nulear vacuum.or riding crop, i'll leave that up to you.
rolled 40 = 40LET'S DO THIS!
rolled 49 = 49>>19646005Wat.
rolled 52 = 52>>19646005Close.
rolled 91 = 91BEHOLD
rolled 35 = 35>>19646005Hahahahahahahaha
rolled 79 = 79>>19646000Let's get down to business.
rolled 21 = 21Don't worry guys I got this
rolled 13 = 13COME ON
rolled 93 = 93Come on nat1, where's lookout when you need him?
rolled 91 = 91>>19646000
rolled 35 = 35Let's see if we can do it.
rolled 2 = 2Rollan.
rolled 36 = 36Is it 100 o'clock yet?
rolled 74 = 74>>19646000
rolled 48 = 48Roll a 100 vs. rolling five 1's? On /tg/? I'd say we have a 50/50 shot at this.
rolled 48 = 48>>19646000Timr for a challenging roll.
rolled 43 = 43Never gonna let you roll a 100Dice are Rick rolling us
rolled 54 = 54>>19646035
rolled 91 = 91>>19646000ONE MORE TIME
rolled 18 = 181
rolled 18, 89, 88, 89, 87, 25, 18, 1, 23, 22 = 460>>19646000If you're insisting on extremes then it must be time for multiple rolls per post.Seriously man, please don't ruin the suspense by just giving us Naru like this.
rolled 43 = 43>>19646000
Rollingcaptcha:These fixuar. They'd better do
rolled 78 = 78>>19646000
rolled 49 = 49>>19646039It's never 100 o'clock99 o'clock is soon though
rolled 3 = 3>>19646047that one 1
rolled 67 = 67Why does our RNG suck such a cock that 5 nat 1's seems more likely than a nat 100?
rolled 64 = 64LG is stalling for time, to rewrite his plot.As if we don't know. Like in my group when I suddenly have an intense urge to pee whenever my players rewrite my plot.
rolled 94 = 94>>19646033>>19646035lol'd
rolled 85 = 85>>19646000We shall overcome.
rolled 91 = 91It's like I'm actually at home, playing PSO2...EMERGENCYCODE: COLLECT
rolled 72 = 72>>19646047Check itThen tell me what I rolled
rolled 87 = 87>>19646000DICING.>>19646047There's one 1.
rolled 90 = 90>>19646000>>19646000Let's give it a shot.
rolled 78 = 78>>19646000This thread's dragging on a bit long. I'd like it to end. Meet the Pyro and an update come out tomorrow, so I'm going to be busy. Need my sleep.
rolled 23 = 23>>19646056
cmon>6,591 ubeconothe number of times we need to roll before the 100!
rolled 75 = 75Hmm.
rolled 22 = 22>>19646063>>19646061>>19646045>>19646035>>19646033>>19646023>>19646011>>19646005All dem 90's andnot a 1 in sight, wtf dice.
rolled 82 = 82>>19646000No 1s, no 100s.Many lols.
rolled 37 = 37>>19646060Because this is massively derailing and a shitty way to actually get the character because it involves no work on our part just one decent roll that he could have easily ignored
rolled 70 = 70Come on now, children, roll your dice one at a time like you're supposed to.
rolled 19 = 19>>19646074
rolled 68 = 68>>19646000>all of these ninetiesSeriously, why can't we get them when they count?
rolled 11 = 11>>19646000TIME FOR TEARS
rolled 72, 68, 42, 39, 56, 96, 56, 96, 36, 93 = 654>>19646000Did someone order a cluster roll?
rolled 50, 78, 26, 49, 51, 85, 36, 45, 33, 13, 58, 35, 57, 58, 44, 23, 59, 45, 48, 51 = 944This is going to take forever.
rolled 52 = 52Rolling for delicious Nasu/SusanTwo great tastes that taste great together!
rolled 62 = 62>>19646078You know what, i don't even care anymore.
please?
rolled 63 = 63How about...
rolled 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 = 25Watch dis!
rolled 96 = 96>>19646082Welcome to the world of all dice/luck-based systems. Are you new to this?
rolled 18 = 18OH COME ON DICE GODS
rolled 84 = 84>>19646000Honestly, I'd be cool with this just giving Naru more realness in regards to her manifesting later instead of making her the device.Either way, though.
rolled 36 = 36Rollu!
rolled 64, 30, 45, 79, 5, 99, 35, 16, 23, 1, 67, 85, 12, 38, 83, 57, 43, 6, 35, 49 = 872>>19646000Come on, I just want this done with.
rolled 9 = 9Fuck
rolled 62 = 62To be honest, all these rolls seem pretty far above average for /tg/ dice.Hope I'm not jinxing anything by saying that.
rolled 90 = 90Wait, if lookout was rolling for a 1, would that mean he'd be likely to roll a 100?I confus.
rolled 39 = 39>>19646094That looks like a no
rolled 70 = 70Anyone got a running count on the number of dice rolled so far?>>19646100Cute.
rolled 75 = 75now with more dice!
rolled 9 = 9Jesus christ! this is insane!
rolled 25 = 25>>19646084
rolled 56 = 56>>19646000DICE, HEED MY CALL!IN THE NAME OF LOVE!
rolled 31 = 31AArg
rolled 62 = 62>>19646116
rolled 16 = 16All the ones ever
rolled 27, 67, 24, 31, 2, 82, 33, 5, 31, 93, 80, 10, 25, 99, 32, 84, 50, 89, 21, 66 = 951>>19646000Come ooooonnnnnn
rolled 36 = 36I don't think we even deserve this shot at Naru.Rolling for a 1.
rolled 41 = 41>>19646113Are you kidding? By the time you finish counting there's another several dozen rolls up.
rolled 35 = 35Hue
rolled 78 = 78>>19646100oh u
rolled 82 = 82You know, this is alot of dice. We're using up all of MSQ's luck right here for like months, right?
rolled 10 = 10>>19646123FFFFFFFFUUUUUUU-
rolled 6 = 6>>19646109LOOKOUT!The all important roll to save the universe is at stake we need a 100 do your best!Also your rolls are fucking terrible( hoping one of the two ways work )
rolled 100 = 100>>19646122
rolled 92 = 92>>19646000>ninety-nines out the ass>not a hundred in sight
rolled 49 = 49>>19646000Okay /tg/ dice, now you just playin'.
rolled 60, 75, 13, 14, 21, 7, 5, 100, 70, 82, 22, 48, 16, 22, 38, 94, 49, 58, 75, 38 = 907>>19646000Cluster rollllllllllllllllllllllllllllalso Honestly the odds of getting a 100 are much better than 5 1's. Should be a single instance of either. Then again these are /tg/ dice
rolled 59 = 59>>19646136godammit lookout.
rolled 3 = 3I INVOKE THE MACHINE SPIRIT OF THE /tg/ DICE CALCULATORWE, YOUR HUMBLE ROLE-PLAYING AND TRADITIONAL GAMING SERVANTS, BESEECH YOU FOR THE BOON OF A NAT ONEHUNDREDWE ASK THIS NOT FOR OURSELVES, BUT FOR OUR WAIFU - PLEASE, HEAR OUR PLEA NOBLE MACHINE SPIRIT!
rolled 26 = 26>>19646136Goddamn it lookout
rolled 28 = 28>>19646136YES!!! YES!!!!!!
>>19646136LOOKOUT!
rolled 3 = 3Huehue
rolled 34 = 34LG, how about if we don't get the 100 before post 500, it fails?
rolled 55, 28, 71, 43, 68, 20, 61, 32, 16, 18, 10, 63, 10, 94, 97, 67, 41, 62, 92, 11 = 959You know, right now, we're becoming what a lot of the haters accuse us of being.We're spamming the thread to the top of the board.At least, until we hit autosage.
rolled 21 = 21Quit rolling multiple dice like a bunch of fuckers.
>>19646136>>19646136>>19646136>>19646136>>19646136You what.
rolled 78 = 78>>19646136Nice work Lookout. You are a credit to your reputation.
rolled 64 = 64roll
rolled 58 = 58>>19646136FINALLY GOD>>19646141When it rains it pours...
>>19646136YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
>>19646136NOW WITH EXTRA HUEHUEHUE
>>19646136LOOKOUT YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!This makes up for like 90% of your shitty rolls.
rolled 99 = 99I don't fucking believe itI seriously refuse to believe lookout gets a fucking 100THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!
>>19646136LookoutYou may have redeemed himself there.
rolled 37 = 37>>19646136My god. He killed her and brought her to life.My personal hope is that this just wakes her up a little bit more instead, but eh.
>>19646136You... I......Glorious.>$507,992 asysysCaptcha is willing to pay you half a million for this.
rolled 36 = 36FUCK YEAH LOOKOUTCaptcha: Ecimago surpriseI dunno who ecimago is, but you surprised him lookout
Watch, we're not gonna have a thread for another week while LG tries to fix this fucking mess.
I think, perhaps, at this point, we should probably just drop it and move on.
rolled 24 = 24Please Dice God! For the MAIDS!
>>19646135>>19646109you were sayingand again, I had nothing to do with Naru failing to come through the first time.
rolled 85 = 85>>19646173I am hoping it is a totally blanked version or somethingThe real Naru is still stuck waiting for us to save her
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
rolled 80 = 80>>19646177Indeed, lg should have just killed naru in the sim and this mess wouldn't have happened.
Well, this can't end well.
rolled 34 = 34>>19646177>drop it and move on>tgI love your faith in the population of this board
Didn't I say it? He rolls for a 100, he gets 1's. He rolls for 1's, he gets 100's. Someone up there has a sense of humor.
>>19646136Damn, this means I need a new "LOOKOUT, STOP ROLLING" picture.
rolled 64 = 64>>19646187No I just think that our failure to support her should have been itWe had a chance and we failed end of story
Alright, MSQ checklist.[x] LG's plans getting horribly derailed.[x] People genuinely something they consider awesome happening[x] People genuinely angered by something they consider terrible happening[x] /tg/ dice being really fucking weird and difficultWe are MSQ, we are a bit weird.
There's one thing everyone forgets.If this goes through, Naru will be a device.And who gets all the female devices?
>>19646136YES! This will please the Maid-God.
rolled 30 = 30>>19646197He was trying for 100's now though I thought
>>19646204... I think we can tell Kraus to step off for just this once.
>>19646184That would have been the failure scenario, I think.Yeah, that would be what I'd consider a failure.
LG must in the fire escape again. being real mad
rolled 4 = 4>>19646204Krauss, normally, but Saber has been somewhat interested, so there are exceptions.
rolled 73 = 73>>19646204To be honest, kraus has failed his duty as swag lord of female devices. He has not expanded his conquests in too long
rolled 10 = 10>>19646221Nah failure would be gone foreverFor real this time
>>19646226Well, you can't exactly blame him. They're not as abundant as the real thing, it seems.
>>19646222Nope, he is enjoying the delicious tears he has caused
>>19646232There are heaps of female and unknown devices at this point, he has just been lazy and lost all right to his title
As it fades, another figure is added to the pair that were standing before you.It's another maid. A familiar one at that.It's Naru.She bows to that other you, and says in the voice you've never thought you'd hear again."Good evening Mistress. I am Naru. What would your name be?""I'm.. Haya- no. I'm Susan. Ayasaki Susan. Good to meet you Naru.""Hello Mistress Susan. I shall do my best to serve you." she bows again.You stand there frozen, watching the interaction between the two..."Wha... How...? Susan? Naru?""HAHAHAHAHA. FINALLY FUCKING DID IT. GREAT WORK FURBALL." Kraus says from inside your pocket.Shamisen materializes on Yuki's shoulder and says, "Never again am I going to let you use me to break into the creation matrix. I'll be sore for weeks.""You did this Kraus?" You ask your partner."YOU BET YOUR FUCKING ASS I DID."Naru swivels on her heel, walks up to you and bows."We meet again Milord.""Yeah, Welcome back." You tell her as no other words come to mind.
>>19646181Yeah, I rolled the 1 for that clusterfuck. It's why I don't roll anymore
>>19646242We should probably apologise for breaking our promise.Then we should try to find some way to thank Kraus and Shamisen.
>>19646242time for a breakdown.
>>19646245You should have been rolling now
Gotta say LG, saying 100 before five 1s is basically guaranteeing that the 100 option will come up, the odds of getting the five 1s first is stupidly high.
rolled 8 = 8>>19646242The voice of the people is the law. It is retarded, but it is good.
>>19646263Oh, quit your pissing and moaning. You're ruining the moment.
NEXT TIME ON MSQ:Gathering StormNew thread at 2200 4chan time>i need a lot of smokes
rolled 40 = 40>>19646264To be fair, not counting the cluster rolls, the 100 came before even one 1.I agree, though.
TWEET: Vox populi legem. nisi suus pius retardaritranslation?
rolled 16 = 16>>19646273see>>19646265
>>19646264So you're saying it's a giveaway?I thought 1's had a higher chance if we consider how fickle the dice are.
Hey, Retardi isn't a Latin word and you know it.
>>19646242This is fucking stupid.
>>19646289Google translator says differently.>>19646291Do you need the bucket or are you gonna man up.
>>19646286/tg/ dice aren't the bell curve that well balanced dice are. It's shifted pretty heavily towards the low side and everyone knows it.M00t still isn't gonna fix it because he doesn't care enough to do the work that would be required to fix it. Also the last time he stopped by, he said he's never played a Quest Thread, so he probably doesn't realize what kind of shenanigans ensue from having such a poorly weighted system.
>>19646270>i need a lot of smokesNext on the news: Killing spree in office after man ran screaming from the fire ladder and started smashing people with a tea set.
>>19646291>quit liking what I don't likeYou know, things don't always go the way you want them to.Quit acting like a spoiled child.
>LG Tweet >*evil grin*I'm scared now.
good night gents. glad to have been of service tonight.
>>19646269What moment? The ruining of a feeling of accomplishment at actually doing it ourselves?The fact that we wasted a chance for something good?Because I am honestly seeing nothing to be proud of here
>>19646312Really?I'm excited.
>>19646312Ooh, I like this. It means consequences. Possibly the kind that get a device shifted to a robot body because the transfer was corrupt.
sweet aunt jemima, tomorrow is gonna be interesting
>>19646325Or the fact that she was a plant in the ramen gumi who actually was a follower of Haruhi and will now let her free?
>>19646329And I am busy all day tomorrowMiss the glorious returnYou guys better not fuck this up while I am missing
>>19646320Blah blah blah, Twitter makes it looks like LG has something planned anyways to make this more of a compromise than an lucky win.And I for one don't mind watching her begin to fall apart as we once again struggle to find a way to keep her intact.
>threatened with punishment for reaveling our Kreiger was a girl.>get locked up with another cute girl>Come back home with 2 new cute girls.Erica is gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiissed.
Dammit, and I really liked the idea of Susan with a tea trolley.
>>19646339More likely he had an evil idea after the fact and wants to make us squirm
>>19646357You realize she could probably use one anyways, much like we use saucers and knives?Besides, a tea trolley would have been a bit unwieldy.
>>19646356Oh the fun we will haveOr well she will have
>>19646358I dunno. I think he's seeing the slight disparity over this method of getting Naru back and has plans to help reconcile it. I have faith in LG.
>>19646364I would prefer the vacuum cleanerOr a feather dusterFeather duster of doom with razor sharp feathers and can fire them like a shotgun / chailgun hybridSee why could we not get this?
>>19646369Or he wants to give us an option of Naru or Susan just to stir shit up more
>>19646371Because faggotry and manchildren
>>19646371I think you're missing the little part where we can still have all of that. Klaus is the human form of our teaset. For all we know, Naru is the human form of a Vacuum Cleaner.... which is actually a hilarious notion.
>>19646378Heh. People are at least arguing their points and you resort to calling people manchildren. You must have been your debate team's captain.
>>19646383>Naru is the human form of a Vacuum CleanerIt implies things of her chastity.
>>19646392No i am just sick of people making stupid posts that because "i rolls da highest!!11" they get takenSeems everyone just wants to get things in one roll instead of actually working for it, which pisses me off to no end
>>19646383That actually makes me think of that one girl from Hunter x Hunter with the battle vaccuum. mite b cool
>>19646409I like the idea about the Persephone demons from castlevania with vacuums would be cool
rolled 62 = 62I really hope that LG has some sort of plan to make this thing turn interesting. Having someone just say "btw Naru turns up alright" and getting a lucky roll is such a boring resolution to Hayate wanting to save Naru.If a 99 is good enough for something like that I could just say "Keima decides enough is enough and jumps Hayate." and have a one in fifty chance of getting a roll good enough to justify it.
>>19646404I think that'd be the fault of LG for setting it as the highest of the first 5 when he already probably saw us commenting on picking Naru.And while I agree that this might be a bit too easy, it might represent a middle point in our quest to get her here permanently, anyways. LG had his heart set on a robo waifu, afterall.Besides, being a device is a bit of a downgrade from human.
I love to break it to you guys, but...I know what the evil grin was.She's incorporeal.
>>19646421>>19646427I would rather he just said "fuck you that's a personality not an activated form" and made us go againHe has already said you can't just throw a personality into a device because they are preloaded with one so unless it is turning into "Naru is being corrupted by the original personality" HUE I am going to be disappointed
>>19646467>He has already said you can't just throw a personality into a device because they are preloaded with oneTo be fair, there was all sorts of interspacial fuckery at work, which might have made it possible.I too would like if there was a corruption issue, though, as it means we're going to have to work a bit harder, and punish us a bit for going off the path.
>>19646494That doesn't matterA device is pre loaded with a personality Kraus confirmed when we asked him that you can't just throw a personality into one because it already had one in there.I am thinking of all sorts of things I would do but I am thinking the corruption is the most likely consequence of this
>>19646551Oh no, I agree. See, this happening at all is still related to spacial fuckery, however, as femhayatte is linked to us (we got an actual headache when she entered our universe) and Naru is stored in her device. As Femhayatte was bonding to the device, which would create an incredibly powerful link, Naru forced herself through the connection and into the device at our own Device's behest.Given that there is already a personality in the device, and the fact that it was already stated that this normally doesn't work, the likelyhood of corruption is incredibly high.We've now got a timer. If we don't fix this, both the original personality and Naru are going to "die".AND THE PROM IS TOMORROW!
Somebody, quick, explain to me.Why in the HOLY FUCKMOTHERING HELL are we giving LG ideas?
>>19646579So basically we need to get Naru into her robo maid body safely so she can live and Susan can have her trolley.Okay I can handle this.
>>19646587Because we're dissattisfied with such an apparently easy resolution to the Naru problem.
>>19646627But no one's saying it's resolved
>>19646690Ideally it's not resolved, no. I was merely presenting what I felt to be a likely scenario because some of the fanbase seemed unhappy.Relax man.
>.. sitting on the bus, inspiration hits. HAha, whitening cream>Charts R funWat. LG is being scary weird again
>check post thread discussion.>well fuck.>the brand new chart has become predictable now
>>19646551>>19646579Actually, based on what's been said before, the personality in the device is created at the moment of activation, and not one moment before. From the sound of it, that was the moment in which Naru was inserted, circumventing the personality creation process. So no, she's not overwriting a personality or suppressing a second personality, it's just her in there, because it works close to the way you thought, but not quite.
>>19647058It was bound to happen eventually, man. Don't worry about.
>>19646152Man, we were at autosage before even the roll for Naru. Trust me.
