WE ARE BUTLER, 100% PURE DAPPER AND SWAG.From days of long ago, from uncharted regions of the multiverse, comes a legend.The legend of Swagtron:Seducer of the Multiverse!A mighty butler, loved by girls, feared by evil.>ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen/order/asc/-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-You run after Yuki.She's lost herself again, here in this place that she might possibly consider her first home.Among the aisles of books and tomes, the quiet shy girl has put up walls and barriers to protect herself.You turn another corner, calling out her name.What greeted you wasn't her, but something a bit more unexpected.There, standing at the other end of that dimly lit, book entombed hall was a figure wearing a butler's uniform.With a silver sword in-hand, and blue hair swaying with each step, this person approaches you a determined look in their eyes.>mad of the year, for all years
Fuck all the women, knock them up, then invade SWQ to show everyone up and fuck the women again in a pile.
>>19627770We've done that already, moving on to bigger things
>>19627693This is going to be an idealized white-knight version of us, right? Let's hope he doesn't have powers that she didn't know we have. Time stop and decapitate.
>>19627804Ok, roll the dice to make Perrine's baby the God Emperor of Mankind
Why does this astonishingly poorly written quest still exist?
>>19627826One million wishes.And a SUE.
>>19627693This had better be our female counterpart.
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR QUEST SHIT
Let's try to hat him!
>>19627856if your gonna say fuck off with your quest shit, at least a) Sage correctly you stupid fuckb) See that quests are put into /tg/ from other boardsc) Deal with it you fucking cunt
>>19627693We got a hat?He's a construct; we can reprogram him, or at least mess with it so that it's take out of the fight.
>>19627826Yeah funny how things with fans tend to last a while.>>19627856You better not be the same retard from SWQ...>>19627693We know how to beat us. We did it in that simulation.
You know, if people are really that worried about injuring people during a training exercise, we could contact Dr. McNinja down in the infirmary, and ask him to get ready to receive fatal injuries.If he acts surprised, then we'll know something's up. If not, then apparently live-fire exercises are commonplace here at the Bureau.
>>19627958Or, you know we could prick ourselves or ask Kraus.
>>19627943Tea, scones, and suplexes?
>>19627971Damn straight.
>>19627967Pricking ourselves would only determine if this is a simulation or a live-fire exercise.I suppose we could also ask Kraus if the secondary safeties are engaged or not.
And there you were, being held at sword-point by a copy of yourself.You have an idea how Yuki did this, a diary.She keeps a diary and used that to summon a copy of you.Hopefully, he's not as perfect a copy as you fear he is.The two of you stay there frozen, saying not a word."So... I take it you won't let me go after her?" you ask your copy.In response, he shakes his head and pokes you in the chest with his sword.WAT DO?[ ]Sword it up[ ]gun it up[ ]other*reminder, you have no timestop left***ADD A ROLL if you choose either sword or gun.
So this is what you guys are getting up to these days, huh?Seems, uh...interesting?
>>19628036Invisibility. Go.
rolled 67 = 67>>19628036Did it hurt?[x]Gun
rolled 91 = 91GUN BEATS SWORD
rolled 44 = 44[] Sword it up[] other (Ask about the diary entry he came from)
rolled 90 = 90>>19628036[x]other"Look, can we put this on hold for a minute? I need to call the Doctor down in the Infirmary to check something."Check with McNinja, see if live-fire exercises actually happen here, make sure he's ready to treat dead trainees.
>>19628036Uncool bro. I need to talk this wacky shit out.
Other Hayate! She forgot to give you a hat. I know just the perfect thing. It's fashionable and useful.
I'm still conflicted here, we were assigned to Yuki as her Guardian, and now were told to eliminate her.Also Yuki is a part of Nagato, so she is the Director, and as such isn't she our superior? Do we take orders from her?
>>19627885>he doesn't know what noko+sage is>laughing_questtards.jpgalso, you animu faggots are ruining this board
>mfw this quest has 139 partsWhat in god's name is the plot of this quest, because I am not crawling through all that.
>>19628166Not when she tells us to eliminate Yuki we don't.
rolled 27 = 27>>19628251I'm pretty sure we're still in the prologue.Because as far as I can tell, the overarching plot has not been established, it's all side arcs.
>>19628251Be anime butler, spend way too much time chasing space tail and not enough time actually doing quest-type shit.Has been getting better in that regard though.
>>19628166But the order to eliminate was in the context of a training exercise.
>>19628284>spend way too much time chasing space tail and not enough time actually doing quest-type shit.Of course, that's EXACTLY what the players asked for in the beginning. Now that we've got all of the interdimensional pussy we can handle, it's time to actually hunker down and do the job we were hired to do.
>>19628251Go read it. That is the only way you'll ever learn.
>>19628284So...instead of getting actual tail in reality...you pretend to do it...as a group...playing a ingle animu character...on the internet. why don't you go to the IRC? nobody but the people in the quest want it here, and nobody new can join anymore now that you're in over 10 threads, nevermind over 100.
>>19628251GETTING SPACELAID.
>>19628334"nobody new can join"Bullshit. I started at around 75ish.
>>19628251>He thinks this quest has a plot>mfwBut seriously. The Director said eliminate the enemy, so go eliminate the enemy. You're following orders.. AND allowing the twins time to draw all sorts of stuff by hesitating.You saw what happened last time.
Why don't you guys on the IRC to finish the next one hundred threads? It's getting a bit absurd.
rolled 63 = 63>>19628036Awesome sword fight between two equals only to be interrupted when we get him in a lock with a gun gut shot.
rolled 92 = 92Because dice.
>>19628251>Make a character>Butler themed powers>Become Hayate, from Hayate the Combat Butler through chance>Join "Inter Dimensional Peace Keeping Bureau" when a gorilla named Mike recruits us>Sausage jokes to Erica from Strike Witches>Make out with Ursula, Ericas twin>General waifuing for a while, our swag is that of a black hole.>Begin running advanced trainning simulations>In a few weeks we'll be dispatched out to field training.That's the gist of it, were paranoid about who our BBEG is.Anyone have that timeline some anon guessed then LG edited it?
>>19628372Mostly to spite Ego.
>>19628358How about we instead don't murder our friends?Just a thought.
>>19628372Because quests, all quests, are /tg/ material.
>>19628401That's the question, isn't it? Are we really murdering our friends?Is this a simulation?Or a real-life live-fire exercise, but with instantaneous teleportation to the Infirmary upon infliction of lethal damage?
>>19628420They said it wasn't a simulation and we have no evidence to the contrary.Until we are absolutely fucking certain otherwise, it is way less retarded to not risk killing anyone.
>>19628420The infirmary is magic, but it isn't bullshit hax magic, agents can and do die, and our plot armor has failed us several times already in semi-canon bad ends.Let's not tempt fate.
>>19628036You reach into your jacket and pull out your coach gun.You've been sneaking in some practice time with it, and now feel confident enough to use it not only as a ranged weapon but as a blunt instrument as well.Its loaded with a pair of deer slugs, ones that have enough stopping power to make even Mike hurt.You use the body of the gun to bat away the sword that was poking your chest, and use it to defend yourself when your doppelganger attacks.Being a copy of you, this guy has no new moves you've not seen before.Infact, you could go as far and say that he's predictable.As you parried and dodged the sword, you get Kraus to get you in touch with the infirmary.'Sir, sorry to disturb you," dodge "But I was wondering if you were equipped to deal with near fatal, or possibly even fatal injuries?""This is Ayasaki right? Don't worry. I'm watching the exercise right now. My staff and I are fully prepared to heal and fix you up. But still, I'm sure shit will hurt, so maybe try not to vaporize anyone." 'of course sir. Thank you.'"I guess that's that." you say as you parry the sword with the short barrel on your gun and aim it right in your copy's chest.*BANG*You unload both barrels into him.He's flung into a nearby shelf and vanishes.**roll to find Yuki**Considering first 5 rolls
>>19628409so take it to the /tg/ IRC. instead of just taking up a space on /tg/ for your circle jerking
rolled 92 = 92>>19628483>double deerslugs to the chestOuch.
rolled 53 = 53>>19628483Well let's not vaporize anyone then.
rolled 24 = 24>>19628483
rolled 56 = 56>>19628483>Call up Dr. McNinjaThanks for that, LG. So this is a live-fire exercise designed specifically for agents to deal with the pain of combat, since most of our previous sims were pain-free.
rolled 89 = 89>>19628483SWAG SENSES, ACTIVATE.
rolled 71 = 71>>19628483We've already got a 92, so just getting this out of the way.
>>19628516>pain-freePain-lite, actually, but yeah.
>>19628500There are one hundred and sixty five threads on /tg/ at any given time and it is not a particularly fast board. There really isn't any problem here.
>>19628500What circle jerking? Seriously, it's like all the hate we recieve is from summerfags who follow EGO and people who know nothing of the quest.>>19628483Just mentilate mike and ask if we severely injure someone what happens then.
>>19628579>summerfagbeen here 7 years bro. i've hated it everytime the quests have begun to overload the board. it aint just your circle jerk, it's every quest that fucking starts up that just clogs the first few pages and drowns out the threads that are actually more accessible
>>19628673so are you bitching to EVERY quest thread?no?then fuck off and die, you hypocritical fuck.
>>19628673Haha, you still browse on tg and don't use the catalog.
>>19628532Sounds like some shitty energy drink
>>19628673>been here "7 years">doesnt understand the concept of MULTIPLE PAGES>laughing page 0 master race
>>19628673>7 years>Still cannot into extensions or the catalogStay mad.
>>19628693He's probably the guy yelling at SWQ, too.
>>19628693yes. yes i do. starting today i've said fuck it am gonna post in every quest thread i see.as for the people laughing i don't use catalogues, imma tell you something even funnier...i use internet explorer still
>>19628785What is your angle here, sport?What motivates you to be such an insufferable cunt?
>>19628785>i use internet explorer stillAnd can't into capitalization or punctuation. You're a huge cunt.
>>19628818>poking at grammer and punctutioncool argument, bro
>>19628815>>19628818>cuntmind
>>19628785I call bullshit
>>19628673I don't care how long you say you've been here for, you just hate us on principle without ever having made the slightest effort to know anything about this quest.
>>19628504You walk in the direction you last saw her go.You take your time, calling out to her, not wanting to make her panic."Yuki.. Hey Yuki, I just want to talk."Your voice echoes surprisingly well across the book-lined halls."P-please stay away. I-I don't want to hurt you." you hear her answer from somewhere."Yuki, these are our orders. I don't like it, you don't like it. But we have to follow them.""Do we really have to?"[ ]yes[ ]no[ ]other
>>19628835no, dog. really.
>>19628879[X] No.
[X]no
>>19628879"I dunno, probably? I think this is a training exercise for what to do if we're forced to take out a friend who's gone rogue. I'm not sure if I can."
>>19628847i don't care if you want to quest. that's all fine and good. it's just that this isn't the most appropriate venu for it. yes, it's more appropriate than on other boards. but you can still go somewhere where the majority of /tg/ doesn't have to suffer for it. also, don't get a victim complex going of 'you only hate us because you don't understand us' going on; it will only make y'all look worse.
>>19628879[ ]other"I have no idea, do you want to try for a draw?"
>>19628918Go suck some dicks faggot.
rolled 90 = 90Yes.>Some Tuaryer>>You tryin' to say something Captcha?
>>19628879[x]Yes"It's a training exercise, albeit a live-fire one. Doctor McNinja is already on standby for when someone gets hurt. "If you really don't want to, we could just determine the winner with rock-paper-scissors, loser forfeits."
>>19628918We could go to TGchan.... no nevermind that's a horrible idea and I should feel bad for bringing it up.
>>19628879[]otherFight da powah
>>19628918>you only hate us because you don't understand usTrue that. Dude's got the hypersensitive reaction of a furry or a fat girl. That said, this board is a perfectly fine place for it to be. A live chat room wouldn't be. This is where the audience is. This is where the right format is. This is the right place for it. You're going to have to deal with it. We're hundreds of threads of patient.
>>19628918But I don't see a majority of /tg/ suffering for it.I see a vocal minority of cunts like you.
>>19628847It's not hate, there's a group of people who just get tired of seeing this quest day after day after day after day. Ruby Quest lasted half as long. It's gone from being a quest to a free form campaign, which is great, but /tg/ isn't the place to run a campaign.
>>19628879I guess not?
>>19628879"One of the missions we've been on in the Advanced Class was hunting down rogue agents. I think this is a test to see how we act when ordered to hurt someone that we consider a friend."Or maybe the Director is doing this to see how well I do as your guardian."Or maybe there's some other lesson that I haven't thought of. But the Director is doing this for a reason."
>>19628958Says you.
>>19628879"Well, doing so is certainly tricky. After all, i'm under two sets of conflicting orders right now, to protect you and to eliminate you. Figuring out how to make both of those happen is an interesting challenge."
>>19628879No.
>>19628930very firm argument. does your mother know what you do with your free time, kid?
>>19628958>>19628918Well given you are spamming SWQ as well which runs every few days with the same argument and getting nowhere how about thisDo what I do, say fuck this shit and just ignore it
>>19628976I've got it! Let's make a clone and fight ourselves!
>>19629003I know you like 'em firm brohiem.
>>19628879Do you fewYou really think I would hurt you Yuki?We can forfeit if you want and I won't hurt my friends
>>19629066We just did that though
>>19628953>Dude's got the hypersensitive reaction of a furry or a fat girl.Huh I was thinking "rape victim" when I read it.
>>19628879We have to follow our orders from our superiors. We have orders both to act as Yuki's guardian, and to "eliminate" her. If she doesn't want to fight us and she forfeits, we have "eliminated" her as a threat, allowing us to follow both sets of orders.
rolled 16 = 16>>19629101What about Kinky Library Sex? That counts too, right?
>>19629120Maybe if we end up in the hentai dimension but I don't think it would work here
>>19628879Why don't we ask our teams what they want to do.
>>19629120Too many people watching.
>>19629162They want to leave it up to us because we are the protagonist.
rolled 75 = 75>>19629179Then I vote kinky library sex.
>3 for no>2 for yes"No." you tell her as you put your gun away "No we don't.""How about we do this? We refuse to fight, and tell our teams to do the same. Then we'll all head back to the gym and talk to the Director.""M-my team isnt even fighting, they're hiding from yours." She tells you"Well that makes things easier doesn't it?"'Guys.' you mentillate your team 'call off the attack and head back to the gym.''Meh. It was getting kinda boring with them just defending themselves. Okay." Erica answers."Yuki, I've told Erica and the others. Let's head back to the gym."She walks out from behind a shelf, a book held in her shaking hands. "O-okay."
>>19629179Theres no fun in hurting our allies.voting [x]No then.
>>19629205Yuki's not part of the family yet.Or, possibly more accurately, she's a niece, not a girlfriend.
rolled 1 = 1>>19629241> Niecethat makes things better.
>>19629275And then Yuki stabs us in the back.
Back at the gym, with the two teams assembled, you stand before the table where Mike, the Dude and the Director were seated.The spectators look confused at this turn of events and watch in silence.The dude looks on with an eyebrow raised."What's going on kid?" Mike asks you."Explain yourselves." The Director demands.WAT SAY?
>>19629379We didn't feel right fighting them in this situation. It felt too much like we would actually hurt them if we fought and none of us were comfortable with the idea of hurting our alliesYuki's team were avoiding combat with us entirely and none of my team wanted to go out of our way to hurt any of them
>>19629379We've decided we're not going to fight.Deal with it.
>>19629379"Both sides seem to have lost the will to fight in this exercise, so I figured that continuing would be pointless."
>>19629379This is some bullshit homes. I'm supposed to like protect this chick and then you go and be all 'eliminate they ass, extreme prejudice'
rolled 28 = 28>>19629235>Let personal feels get in the way of a training exercise.>>Goddammit TG you are not logical today.
>>19629379"Conflicting orders. I cannot act as Yuki's guardian on the one hand and fight her outside of a simulation on the other.""So, I convinced both sides to stand down. I 'eliminated' her as a threat without undue violence."
>>19629463We always do with this characterHell in an exercise where there was no pain and we had our hand blown off we spent a good 20 minutes arguing whether we fight our friends or not
>>19629463We're roleplaying or some shit.
rolled 49 = 49>>19629379The answer is...LOVE AND PEACE!
>>19629488Seconding this one.>Captcha eenthis oneCaptcha votes for this one.
>>19629493And we eventually realized that it's a necessary part of our training and that it's nothing more than a video game, so we should go ahead and fight to the best of our ability. Then we got shanked by Erica.
>>19629488this. The "we used our words" option.
>>19629572This time it wasn't a video game so I guess that is where we draw the line.
>>19629379Say? Say nothing.Tealaser the Director.
>>19629488"Conflicting orders. I cannot act as Yuki's guardian on the one hand and fight her outside of a simulation on the other."You tell her."So, with both sides agreeing to stand down. We've all been 'eliminated' without undue violence.""So you refuse to take part in this training exercise?" Mike asks you."Yes." came the unanimous answer from all."You know kid, this could be grounds for disciplinary action.""I.. No. WE are prepared for that." you say on behalf of all of you.*rollem*>taking the 4th roll
rolled 86 = 86>>19629609welp....
rolled 87 = 87>>19629609Welp. Time for remedial lessons, disciplinary action, and docking of our pay.
rolled 44 = 44>>19629609Roringu.
rolled 76 = 76>>19629609Don't spank me too hard Mike-kun~
rolled 28 = 28>>19629609aw shit, well we gonna die.
rolled 25 = 25>>19629609I still say we tealaser the Director.
rolled 21 = 21>>19629609
rolled 89 = 89BEHOLD
rolled 15 = 15>>19629609Remain unflappable.
rolled 89 = 89>>19629609
>>19629636>highest 25%and that sounds like we MAY be ok.
>>19629636Oh thank the gods.
>>19629587>I guess that is where we draw the line.But is it a good idea to draw the line there?Medical personnel and equipment were on stand-by. This wasn't some kind of rare or unheard of type of exercise. McNinja sounded like he'd handled these kinds of exercises before. It would be like refusing to take part in a CQC exercise with fellow trainees because it'd involve hitting them.
>>19629667At least we won't be too bad
>>19629667Congrats! You get to go on a field training mission with some Transspace Guard agents to learn about the intricacies of the meta! Starting with a 50-year stint in the Twilight canon.
Oh we gon' get it!
>>19629684Except this would have involved basically straight up killing them for real, and we've already seen how imperfect magical restoratives can be.
>>19629684See but that's the point. Hayate can't hurt his friends because he has a full blown mental condition related to losing themSo while we can fight them in training where it is a video game fighting them where the pain is real is a bit beyond him
>>19629713>go to twilight canon>turn into blade>swag every chick in the entire canoni'm entirely alright with this set of circumstances.
>>19629684Their whole team was running away from ours. This wasn't a training excercise, it was fucking hide and seek. There's no point to it if the participants can't get into it.
>>19629713As long as we can burn the entire meta to the ground for harboring a dangerous amount of SUE's I see no problem with this
>>19629684You're ignoring one crucial factor: we're Yuki's guardian. We have no idea how much pain we'd likely cause by "eliminating" her outside of an exercise. Under our standing orders, we can't do it. And if they ordered us to do the same to a "family member", we'd probably decline as well, but in this case it really is a conflict of orders.
>>19629636The Director stands up from her seat, her face still unreadable as ever."Exercise ends. All parties involved will be deducted a week's worth of pay. The leaders," She looks at you and Yuki "will be kept in the brig for 24 hours beginning now."She walks out of the gym without another word.Security personnel come out of the wings and approach you and Yuki, the girl seems scared but you give her a reassuring smile as you let them take you away.
>>19629809mentilate everyone, tell her "I'm going to try. I can't promise I will succeed, but I will try."
>>19629809Well the girls are going to be pissed. Now they have to wait a night punish us
>>19629809Welp.Hopefully we can at least share a cell.
>>19629736The Moonlight that Ryuu showed us actually worked pretty damn well, considering we really were dying at the time.>>19629741And that really needs to stop. That means that we really are useless for training and exercises outside of the sims, with all of the safety gloves on.>>19629764Actually, flushing out an opposing force, or dealing with an opposing force that is superior to you in combat experience is a pretty good exercise.
>>19629809>in the brig for 24 hoursGodammit.That means that we lost the chance to get Susan through to this side. She's going to be stuck in an empty Bureau, all alone and no chance of escape.
>>19629926We may get her on the way to the brig.
>>19629969Or once we've been in there long enough to think she's a hallucination.
>>19629987That'd be a good time too.
>>19629969How, when none of our powers will be working, and we're being led away from the one place that seemed to have a keyhole that Susan could have come through (the Gym)?
>>19630042Im trying to think positively.
"Well that sucks." Erica comments as she walks out of the gym with the others. "now he gets a night's free pass.""Sister, shouldn't you be a bit more concerned about him?""He'll be fine. It's not like they're gonna torture him or something.... Right?""I hope not." Hina answers her with a look in her eyes.Jack wordlessly follows the other girls home."Well now we have a whole to prepare for his arrival" Erica grins as she makes some smacking motions.-------------------------------------------------------------The Director walks back into her office.Kyon, who had been keeping an eye on the place while she was away welcomes her back.She's as expressionless as ever, a blank slate that no one could read.No one, except for that man of course."Well, you look happy." he comments"You saw?""I was watching the whole thing." he gives her a hug from behind."Full independence is almost achieved. Soon that child will be ready.""Ready for what?" He asks"Ready to take my place."-----------------------------------------------------The group of guards lead you and Yuki to a large, armored side door in the administrations building.Mike has been tailing your procession since you left the gym, but has not said anything yet.There, they confiscate you badge, your bag and anything else you had on you, leaving you only with the clothes on your back.They also took Shamisen from Yuki, as well as the books she had with her, but hand her back a small leather-bound notebook that you assume was her diary.Still not saying anything, you are led deeper into the complex to a row of waiting cells.
>>19630095huh, somehow that was the right thing?wat?
>>19630095>"Ready to take my place.">Yuki can bring characters out of books>The Bureau is populated by people from all manner of fiction>The Director's power is to make agents (constructs) modeled on fictionOh my god.
>>19630128slowpoke.jpg
>>19630128Maybe. Is Yuki's independence from Nagato the fact that she rebelled?Or just that she felt a surge of emotions and that's what's making her independent from Nagato?Given what Nagato has been saying, and making Yuki experience more emotions, I think it's the latter.
>>19630147whoa
>>19630128She wants Yuki to be fully self aware.>>19630095Comeon same cell or close... we can have story time!
>>19630128Looks like Yuki's being groomed to replace Nagato.Seems like her wanting to disobey the Director was a sign of her being unshackled from her "mother"It's reasonable, she wants Yuki to replace her, and be more connected to the people of the Bureau.it's also the reason she has Yuki go through training instead of just spawning a perfect copy of herself.
>>19630147What.
Well, this is still probably going to go better than that incident in North Korea.
>>19630147oh dear jesus thats utterly horrifying.god damn.
>>19630147So... The agents are the director's familiars....we're no more real than Naru would have been.
>>19630147what if kyon is her device with the person subroutine set up continuously?she seems powerful enough to do something like that and give no fucks.
>>19630147This is the new Negayate.
>>19630216so this almost makes me wonder:is the director the ultimate arch SUE?
>>19630168Yuki is fully self aware, what she wants is Yuki to have her own full personality to go with it
>>19630147Bureauception.
>>19630216Oh god... during the Infinicon arc there were tons of references to a cult of Haruhi...What if we're all playing in Nagato's personal sandbox, and Haruhi has the power to make it reality or something? fuck, I need to go to bed.
>>19630270Nah she is more like the hand of god than a sue I think
>>19630216But we were recruited by Mike.>Replace recruit with hatOH MY GOD
>>19630338>>19630338I wonder if this is the case just how many generations of data constructs down this debacle goes?
>>19630147I'm probably going to hell for pointing the obvious but someone has to say it.That is so meta...
>>19630389>debacle By all accounts, it's pretty successful.
The two of you are locked into a cell at the far end of the row, the massive door blocking it only having a small slot to slide food through.It all looks very secure with the thick walls and the armored door, but you're sure it's got even more majaikal means to keep you in if they really wanted to.Inside, was a pair of small cots, an open sink/lavatory and nothing else."Wait," You ask the guard as he slides the door shut, "We have to share a cell?""Director's orders." he tells you as the door seals itself. "Dinner will be brought to you in 3 hours.""D-do you not want to be in here with me?" Yuki asks you as you turn around
>>19630414"I was just worried you would be embarrassed doing your business in the same room as me."Then gesture to the toilet.
>>19630147WHY DOES THAT HAVE TO MAKE SO MUCH SENSE!?Fuck you. Now I can never unthink it.
>>19630414"No, nothing like that. I just wasn't sure if you would be comfortable in a cell with just me."And sorry for dragging you into this."
>>19630414I do not want to make you uncomfortable with my presence.
>>19630414"Oh, no, I don't mind, I was just concerned you might be."
>>19630432no dont even say that. We cross that bridge when we come to it.>>19630468This.
>>19630414I just thought you might want some privacy.I'm sorry this happened to you, I was intending to take the blame for it myself
>>19630414"That's not it. Rather, i'm just surprised - i'd always assumed punishment brigs were single-cell deals."
>>19630414"I'm surprised they're not worried we might... collaborate more in here."Then give her the eyebrows.
>>19630414>This walls, no devices, only a slot for meals, no camerasTime for science, we are about to see what happens when someone is exposed to our swag for 24 straight hours.
>>19630586Direct exposure to swag, social isolation except the swag, in a small cell with nowhere to hide for 24 hours.Oh god, our dick...
>>19630586>focus on Yuki, hands out and eyes closed >mumble gibberish to ourselves>"Hayate, what are you doing?">"Concentrating my swag. Don't worry, you won't feel a thing until you start to feel it."
>>19630586>>19630604>>19630607Don't force it, guys.
>>19630503"I just thought you might want some privacy."She looks at the exposed john and blushes."I'm sorry this happened to you, I was intending to take the blame for it myself""N-no.. It's alright. I gave my team the order not to fight." she tells you, "I was prepared for this.""But still, I can't help but apologize to you.""I'm sorry too."Silence, comfortable and welcomed silence.The two of you sat there saying not much anything for a few hours until dinner was served through the slot in the door.It's a decent meal, salisbury steaks and rice with some salad on the side.Yuki pokes at her meal with a fork, her mind wandering elsewhere."Anything wrong?" you ask her"H-huh?" she's snapped out of it by your words"I-I was just wondering how Shami's doing right now.""I'm sure he's fine. He has Kraus with him afterall.""Y-yeah..."ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SAY?
>>19630625"Why do you think we were put into a live-fire drill all of a sudden? I called Dr. McNinja, and he didn't seem surprised by it at all, but I have to admit this was the first time for me."
>>19630625"So I've made some progress on those books you picked out for me..."Enter book-club mode.
>>19630625>Kraus being with anyoneI don't see that as a very reassuring thoughtAsk her how much more powerful she has become, mention summoning a copy of us as the reason why since she mentioned that is a lot harder than just a character from a book as she has mentionedSay we are proud
so i thought a bit more on the idea of the bureau being the directors sandbox and what if since if you think about that the director seems higher then demonbane SUE tier, if her ability is just summon any ficrional charactor ever.what if SUES were bureau agents that worked directly under the director?
>>19630625Ask her about herself, offer to tell her a story or two to pass the time. For the love of god be a story that didn't happen to us.
>>19630625So, you wrote about me in your diary? I'm glad, that means I can always be there to help you.
>>19630681Hnngg.Yes.
"So... Illicit teen sexual relationships..."
>>19630681Hnnng, maybe.I dunno. That exceeds my cheese quota for the day.
>>19630681yes. this is just the right amount of cheese. the perfect amount
>>19630681Just the first sentence. WAAAY too much cheese otherwise.
rolled 10 = 10>>19630708WAT? what?
>>19630724Yeah, but then we have to lay off for the rest of the day or else we'll curdle.
>>19630734As her guardian we need to have that talk with her eventually, preferably before she walks in after hearing our agonized screams.
>>19630681Agreed.This maxes our cheese quota for the day so we use it in one hit
>>19630865Not like we're going to have another use for the cheese quota today being locked in a cell like we are.
>>19630978There re always opportunities to cheeseBut this is just our easiest way out for it right now
When was our Mio date again?
>>19630681"... So, you wrote about me in your diary?"you ask as you take in a mouthful of rice."W-what! How did you know about t-that?!"she blushes beautifully."Well, you produced a copy of me, and I could only assume it's from your diary. It's not like I appear in a book or a manga." You chuckle."I... I just wrote some things down.""That's great. That means I can be there anytime to protect you."-------------------------------------------------------"So, those two trouble makers are in solitary?" Kyon asks Nagato as he fixes her up some coffee."No. Containment cell 14, cellblock C." She answers"But... that's... That's a 2 person cell!!" he drops the spoon he was using."Yes. It's more efficient this way." she answers as he tries to storm out, only to be stopped by the door disappearing completely.----------------------------------------------------Hayate Ayasaki sits in the empty gymnasium, the sound she heard earlier now not repeating itself.The sun set hours ago, and now she's still there. All alone.WAT DO?[ ]stay[ ]go home[ ]other
>>19631177>[ ]go home
Wait a minute.If we're here in the brig, then won't our batch of Moonlight get ruined?
>>19631177Other. Go in the places that used to be off-limits. May as well spend the time alone exploring.
>>19631177Start searching the building systematically, we may find clues to what happened.
>>19631177Go home. I'm hoping we end up running into the girls there.Either that or search the whole damn Bureau, in the hope that we run into Hayate down in the Brig.What do the rest of you think?
>>19631177[x]stayLook around, see what might have been causing the noise.
>>19631177How about we head home, take a shower and go to sleep. Tomorrow we can try again to find anyone.
>>19631203Im certain one of our firmiliars will take care of it for us.
>>19631222How are we going to run into anyone else, when the bleedthrough effect basically stopped?The bleedthrough in the gym was our best shot at crossing over.
>>19631248>The bleedthrough in the gym was our best shot at crossing over.You assume.
>>19631248Im willing to be that Susan is between worlds, and it's something like she'll be able to see us, and we'll see her.The best bet is to position ourselves somewhere we will be in 24 hours.Also we should really do story time in the cell off screen. Good chance to build rep and what not.
>>19631248Such a defeatist.
>>19631281I'm thinking that every time we use a time stop from now on, a portal will briefly open that she'll be able to access if she can get there in time.The question is whether or not she can.
>>19631281bet*
>searchYou've looked over the whole gym earlier, trying to find just what the fuck made that noise.But that earlier search was frantic, desperate.Now you have the wits and the time to look at things more methodically.>ROLL FOR FINDING SOMETHING>CONSIDERING THE FIRST 10 rolls
rolled 57 = 57>>19631306Something.ANYTHING.
rolled 44 = 44>>19631306Rolling for elf eyesight.
rolled 26 = 26>>19631306
rolled 36 = 36>>19631306Everybody is hiding because they planned a surprise party for us.
rolled 75 = 75>>19631306Here's hoping for a clue.
rolled 82 = 82>>19631306Come on, we can do better than this.
rolled 29 = 29How low can you go?
rolled 53 = 53>>19631306One last thing, before I sleep
>>19631177OtherGo looking to see if we can find the noise anywhere
rolled 56 = 56BEHOLD
rolled 97 = 97The silence is deafening
rolled 81 = 81>>19631337Bit slow on that one buddy.
Here's the chart for Susan's Arrival.Don't go for the optional bad route.
>>19631351>97 right on the last rollDamn that was close
>>19631353Yeah I spent like 5 minutes trying to get it to post
>>19631361>>19631371>super lucky route 97+Did we just activate the trap card?
rolled 4 = 4>>19631416Traps you say?
>>19631438Fuck i forgot to turn off my dice.
rolled 82 = 82>>19631449Thats a thing that people do?>Learn something new 'erry day
>>19631449On the bright side, it's well past the tenth roll. And it's not like we wanted that 4 to come up when it might have actually MATTERED.
>>19631485When they roll a 4 out of 100 they do.>>19631496Either way it reflect poorly upon my rolling ability
>>19631351You find something on the floor, near the middle of the room.It was so tiny, it's not surprising you missed it in the first search.It was a tiny broken gear.Something that could have only come from a very expensive, very well made watch.And out of all the people in the Bureau, there's only one guy you know that carries around a very expensive, very well made watch.This was a gear from the Cassiopeia, there was no doubt about it.WAT DO?[ ]look some more[ ]try searching other places [where?][ ]other
>>19631529[x]look some moreWe need to look for other parts of the Cassiopeia here first, then we can expand the search to other areas of the Bureau that we likely would have used Time Stop.
>>19631529[x]try searching other places [where?]Down in the Infirmary, where the Doctor's police box is usually?
>>19631529Try searching other placesWe obviously have to either go see the doctor or search for the owner of this other Cassiopeia
[ ]look some more[ ]try searching other places [where?maybe towards admin, if someone found such a watch no doubt the director would want to examine it.
rolled 41 = 41>>19631604>>19631668>Two for look for the doctorThis thing stinks of that timey wimey bullshit the doctor always talks about.True, when you looked earlier, his blue box wasnt there, but there's no hurt in trying is there?You walk as fast as your legs could take you, prepared to breakdown that blue door and demand an answer from that mysterious man.>LG rollan
>>19631769>41 well this bodes well.
rolled 34 = 34>>19631769Rollin for a big ball of timey-wimey....stuff.
>>19631769Im always terrified when he does that....
>>19631769>41I hope that's enough...
>>19631894It's not. Either we'll have to try something else, or it's "Next time, on MSQ..."
>>19631769Nothing. There was nothing there.The only trace of that weird blue box you could find was the outline of where it sat on the carpet.There was no sign, no message. Just nothing.[ ]FUCK[ ]FUUUUUUUUUCK[ ]other>add a roll
>>19631908Nah we have about an hour before "next time on MSQ" time
rolled 28 = 28>>19631913[x] otherCheck the directors office.
rolled 51 = 51>>19631913Wait... does TOS-yate have their own Cassiopea? If so, we should try fitting the gear back in.If that's not an option... maybe look around for more places where we've timestopped frequently.
>>19631913Explore all of the off-limits places. The places you didn't get to go. Armory, director's office, brig, the secret parts of the library/R&D, whatever.
rolled 24 = 24[x] othercheck our own cassiopia, maybe see if we can put the gear in it?
rolled 91 = 91>>19631913[ ]otherClick our heels together chanting there's no place like home.
rolled 37 = 37>>19631913[x]otherTry the Admin building and the Director's Office.
rolled 7 = 7>>19631913[ ]otherCheck admin, hope for divine intervention.
rolled 4 = 4>>19631913Alright. Looking for dimensional bullshitery.Back home, maybe the SCP fucking with space will have done something.
>>19631947>>19631944You don't have anything on you except for the clothes on your back.
>SCP containment facilities>the entire Bureau is emptyUhhhhhhhh not sure if we should wander around too deep...
>>19631947>>19631944Susan's inventory is completely empty, and she doesn't have Kraus. No Device, means no majaik.
>>19631965Hmmm, no clothes on our groin, legs, or chest, then...
>>19631968The SCPs are probably missing as well.
>>19631978That's not what he...Actually...Is that what you meant, LG?
rolled 56 = 56>>19631913FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKPunch through dimensions with our rage and get that bastard back here Failing that lets go look around the directors office, mikes office, the girls dorms, Ryuu's bar anywhere else we can think of that should have either people we know or places we have been
rolled 48 = 48>>19631968Lets see how far down this rabbit hole goes.
rolled 85 = 85>>19631952Goddamn it fritz is you cause us to lose the Susan route I am flying over there to dick punch you as well
rolled 40 = 40>>19632014And what if i cause awesome?
rolled 84 = 84>>19631913FUUUUUUUUUCKThen try and contact kraus againOr see if we can hear/sense/feel where this gear came from
>>19632019Damn thought that would work.
>>19632019Then I fly over there to buy you a drink
>>19632019Easy Route would have given us Susan.You ignored the Easy Route, took [options]. What do you think is going to happen.
>>19632031Well i'll enjoy it either way.
rolled 80 = 80Have we tried asking nicely? Lets do that.
Whelp I sure hope we didn't lose her. We really need to pawn her off on Keima.
>head to DirectorAbandoning the medical wing, you set your eyes on the Administrative building.There, in that empty office that over-looked the Bureau, was the one person that could be powerful enough to help you fix this.You ride the elevator up, see and ignore the empty desk that was Kyon's and push the door open.**ROLLEM**
>>19632040How did we ignore the easy route?Was it by not shooting Yuki?
rolled 15 = 15>>19632072
rolled 54 = 54>>19632072Rollan like a stone>>19632066Nope, Keima is ours
rolled 10 = 10>>19632072In before that cosplayer again.
rolled 47 = 47>>19632090Huzzah! I suck.
rolled 15 = 15>>19632072Come on, bleedthrough!
rolled 69 = 69>>19632072youtube.com/watch?v=6BIjCW2_Uik
rolled 90 = 90>>19632072Inb4 nat1 and tentacle rape.
rolled 81 = 81>>19632072This is going to lock us out of getting Susan, isn't it?
rolled 84 = 84>>19632072Let us now utter Shepard's Prayer.Lord, please don't let me fuck this up.
rolled 52 = 52>>19632072Have we ever actually looked at the directors office in any great detail?I know we have been there before but if this is a proper bureau then this is a gold mine for snooping about.We could check out melmo's office, ryuu's stock just to name a couple
rolled 54 = 54>>19632108Oh dice gods you so crazy.
rolled 96 = 96>>19632093A good point.
>>19632114Never found Melmo's office, and Ryuu's office is Johnny. Without Johnny, there is no office.
rolled 58 = 58This may be where we need another 97+.Can't stop, won't stop.
>them 80's and 90'sSo, we're good-ish?
rolled 46 = 46>>19632134We have a winner.
rolled 86 = 86>>19632137Never gonna stop me.
rolled 8 = 8>>19632093Obviously we pull both of them in.>>19632155It's a good roll, but the chart shows there are potentials for getting 97+. If it applies here, a 96 won't cut it.
>>19632134So close to the fabled 97...
rolled 14 = 14IM HELPING!
>>19632135No his bar is Johnny he would have an office
rolled 19 = 19>>19632072No hayate you are the one missing.
rolled 47 = 47>>19632155Must be 97+ to count towards the SUPER LUCKY Route.
rolled 88 = 88>>19632178All my luck for tonight.
rolled 1 = 1Never give up.
rolled 74 = 74>>19632072Rollan
>>19632190Ok. Everyone can go home now.
>>19632187>88>needed a 97 or betterYour luck is insufficient.>>19632190>nat1Goddammit you asshole! Thanks for ruining everything!
Uh.Fuck.Dammit, I'm not rolling anymore.
>>19632178We have already hit 97 this thread it we don't know which roll puts us on super lucky
rolled 30 = 30>>19632190Welp might as well roll again seeing as we're fucked now.
rolled 19 = 19>>19632190Die in a fire!
>Roll 80's, 90's, and a 96>/tg/ not satisfied>Roll an 8It's time to stop, children. Actually, it was time to stop several minutes ago, and now you're just being kind of thick.
rolled 39 = 39>>19632190>>19632208All the fires
Well lets see what happens this time.
rolled 26 = 26>>19632217Good things?
rolled 58 = 58Push the 1's go for broke
>>19632134The office was as empty as ever.There were no decorations on the walls, nothing on the large desk that she used.And without the Director herself there, it was more empty than usual."FUCK." you say as you kick over one of the two chairs by the desk."FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK."The swears echo through the room, the words sounding weird from your feminine mouth.There's a noise behind you, and the door opens again on it's own.>>19632170Haha I have no luck today.
>>19632203Thanks for ruining things when we had 90's, you idiot.
rolled 23 = 23>>19632190>Play Quantum Conundrum for an hour or so (Hey, I need my TF2 hats)>Come back to THISDamnit, can't you guys do anything?
rolled 28 = 28Fuck you. Fuck All of you.I've been telling you for MONTHS that there's a time when you have to stop rolling. Just quit while you're ahead. But you can't do that, can you /tg/? Because the more of you get together in one place, the lower your collective IQ gets.
>>19632231>23Oh. Well. Guess I can't, either.
>>19632240The IQ of a group of people on tg is the average divided the number of people in said groupWe are approaching rock levels of stupidity
>>19632240I note that LG still took the 96.
>>19632278Because he was already writing up the post no doubt
>>19632278It could be that he didn't refresh when it happened. He's taken nat1's over other rolls before.
>>19632225Pay attention we may very well find ourself.
>>19632278That's both missing the point and explainable. He rolled a 17 not two full minutes before the nat 1, so he had probably started writing by the time it came up. Three minutes later, he posted. Had he been slower about it and checked before posting, we would've gotten the 1. Which brings me back to my original point. WE HAD THE 96. There was no reason to keep rolling.
>>19632327Yes, there was.The 97.
"Nagato, Open that door. I'm headed down there.""No." She tells him."But you put them in a cell together! And you know what he can do. What if... She... He...""No." she tells him again."Okay.. Okay... But if he touches her, If he does anything to her, I'm bouncing his hass abck to his home dimension faster than he can say "Santa-Claus"."At that exact moment, the door that was gone materializes itself and opens on it's own and closes again."...""..." the two occupants of the room observe this."......""No, Kyon."".........""No.""...........""Don't do it.""..............!"Kyon jumps out of his seat as it falls over, races to the door and runs out of the room."IMMA KILL YOU AYASAKI!~" he screams as the Director, acting surprisingly like a girl of her age, runs after him.
>>19632340Fuck the 97, we got one earlier
>>19632327The point was that we know that at some point(s), there will be special bonuses if we can hit a 97+.It's kinda cruel of LG to wave that flowchart like that, now that I think about it. It practically begs for us to accidentally hit a 1.On the other hand, there's a 4x greater chance of hitting the lucky zone (97, 98, 99, 100) than getting a Critical Failure (1).
>>19632386Actually, have you taken a look at the numbers that get rolled? The pseudo-RNG that is the /tg/ diceroller tends to get more nat1's than anything in the 97-100 range.
>>19632371To ze brig!
>>19632371Follow the noises.This smells of amusement for us seeing a non us hayate having troubles
So LG.Kyonko when?
Foot steps, you heard footsteps going out of the room.In the hall beyond it, you hear a faint, but distinct ".... AYASAKI!"You follow those footsteps and that voice out the hall and into the elevator.-----------------------------------In the box, you hear some shuffling noises, but there's no one in there with you.The door opens and the shuffling heads outside.You continue following this disembodied noise.
>>19632371I'm gonna put the blame on haruhi for this one. Since she can bend the universe around her to her whims and she likes kyon, it would make sense. If we take what was said in infinicon and the future vision this might be the starting point of something big.
>>19632455Wait, are people only just now realizing that the Haruhi reference from Infinicon might be extremely significant?
>>19632468When the word Haruhi was uttered my mind began to race.It's not coincidental that she pops up when we have 2/5 of the SOS Brigade running the Bureau.
>>19632468We have lost some old people and gained some since infinicon
In the brig, after you and Yuki have finished eating, the comfortable silence again settles around you.Yuki, a girl too shy to initialize conversation, sits there writing in her diary.You yourself have taken off your jacket and is now doing your nightly exercises[ones that you do whenever you can find the time.]"155, 156, 157, 158, 159, 160..."You count off the one-handed, one-fingered push-ups.A chill comes over you, something is not right."I feel a disturbance in the force." you mutter as you momentarily stop your push-ups."What?" Yuki asks quizzically
>>19632468For new people, maybe.I've been expecting that if we go down to the deepest depths of the Bureau, that we'll find Terminal Dogma, and in the place of Lilith will be Haruhi, pierced through by an Ebon Lance of Longinus as Juice pours down from her wounds and pools in a lake.
>>19632517So does that mean the Bureau has cyborg mechas based off of Haruhi's genetic code?
>>19632468No I knew the haruhi thing was important. The thing is that this event gives a possible starting point for the future events and also infinicon which im guessing was a sim of a past mission, or something like endersgame. We think it's just a sim but it is really a mission.oh god. as im typing this this is the banner for 4chan
>>19632517I actually think it would be a lance made of pure reality emitting metal in the vein of a tg reality emitter.That or reality emitting full containment gear would be the only things capable of stopping haruhi's powers
>>19632517>we find Terminal Dogma>Haruhi is pierced through by an Ebon Lance of Longinus>Juice pours down from her wounds and pools in a lake.Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. We leave her there. It's the safest solution, bitches be crazy.
>>19632550I see it as a replay of a mission that was a major turning point in the bureau because they realized what they had to do
>>19632538>DevicesYep.
>>19632580...You just blew my mind there, bro.
>>19632517I find it infinitely more plausible that she is kept sedated with pure anti sue juice and locked in a loop of the Haruhi canon's events.This is in order to keep her from rampaging off and remaking the meta but also to keep the opposing sides from her canon in check It is the only way to keep her
>>19632595Supporting that. The Infinicon mission was when they realized they needed to keep her sedated after she disappeared and the agents tracking her down in that sector stumbled across her and got dragged into her powers
>>19632589How do you think I feel? We're giving him ideas, this game we are playing is wrought by danger
All of a sudden im finding this pic VERY related
NEXT TIME ON MSQ天罰New thread at 2200 4chan time.>now if you'll excuse me, I have stuff to do
>>19632628Divine Punishment, huh?That's not ominous at all!
>>19628785
>>19632082Fighting [and what you did during those fights] was part of the easy route.You are now running on a modified "lucky" route
>>19634044So that 97 we got was what saved us from going Bad End?
