You are a fighter pilot of the 501st Joint Fighter Squadron, and you're watching the most unflappable man in the entire 8th Air Force flap harder then the rear of a lumberjack's overalls on Taco Night. "Newspapers," Ian rasps, his face frozen in a steely mask of horror. "My face. Everywhere." "You're just realizing this now?" you ask. You're still airborne, which is disconcerting because Ian is not that heavily built a man. Hoisting you bodily off the ground, however, seems to give him no sweat whatsoever ."Yes. No. Fuck you," Ian informs you, his words hissing like air escaping a pressure tank. "God. Fuck. Cannot happen. Gloryhoundyoufuckshit YOU!"Sean gives you a Look over Ian's shoulder - not hard, considering your current position. Your gunner is coming apart at the seams. Something must be done. >Show me on this doll where the Witch touched you...>Be a filthy enabler.>U mad? I think U MAD.
inb4 panzer
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR QUEST SHIT.
>>19625260>U mad? I think U MAD.
>>19625268NIENDEAL WITH IT, SWINEHUND
>>19625260>U mad? I think U MAD.>>19625268No U
>Show me on this doll where the Witch touched you...
rolled 13 = 13>Show me on this doll where the Witch touched you...
>>19625268How bout you fuck off with your notquest shit?>>19625260>show me on this doll where the witch touched you
>>19625268>Dis guy
>enable
>>19625260U mad? I think U MAD.
>Randomly check /tg/>Strike Witches QuestI'm ok with this.
rolled 14 = 14Planefag - Question: What dives better, a P-61 or a P-47?
[X]Show me on this doll where the Witch touched you...
>Show me on this witch where the doll touched you
>>19625313... um.
>>19625326Unboxing when
>>19625326unboxing when?
rolled 16 = 16>>19625326Inquiring minds wish to know!
>U mad? I think U MAD.oh yes>>19625320sakamoeto.jpg
>>19625326Unboxing when?
>>19625326Get on my levelDive16. The P-47C dives very fast. Its initial acceleration is good an it quickly reaches its limiting figures (520 m.p.h., I.A.S. at 10,000 feet, 450 m.p.h. at 20,000 feet). At these speeds the recovery needs several thousand feet and can only be effected by careful use of the trimming tab. There is no tendency to recover fiercely from the dive, but a large amount of left trim is required on the rudder to hold the aircraft straight. Diving from above and behind to match the V-1's 350 mph (560 km/h) speed, the P-61's plastic rear cone imploded under the pressureThe P-47 wins by 100 MPH
>>19625354Delete that you fool! He must not know what it is!
>>19625363*over 100
>>19625367Kotters already showed it to him.... and >implying I didn't ask him if it would be ok to mail him one instead of the hugpillow he wanted
>>19625363>Google
>>19625326>Planefag herpedNEXT TIME ON STRIKE WITCHES
>>19625367He got it a couple days ago and was holding off for the unboxing.
"Yeah, so, Ian," you say casually.Ian's face remains as blank and impassive as steel, more imposing and resolute and emotionally empty as the harsh statues fascists have carved of themselves out of granite. "Right." You glance at Sean and flash him a shit-eating grin, but he just shrugs helplessly. Your smile widens into "horrified desperation," and he finally gets the hint, moving in behind Ian at a casual saunter. "It's time to talk about Perrine, Ian." You slide up the wall a few more inches as a low growl drifts from Ian's throat. Oh. Okay. >The only way out is through. Jimmies... THE RUSTLING. >Get the kawaii squad over there to robust his ass. Cutely. >other?
>>19625410>Get the kawaii squad over there to robust his ass. Cutely.
>>19625410I am torn between Jimmies and the Robusting.Can we do both?
>Get the kawaii squad over there to robust his ass. Cutely.
>>19625410Use the jimmies, Jim.
>>19625410>Get the kawaii squad over there to robust his ass. Cutely.But can they put a banging donk on it?
>>19625410>RUSTLING
>>19625410>The only way out is through. Jimmies... THE RUSTLING. >Get the kawaii squad over there to robust his ass. Cutely. Both, At the same time.
>>19625410>>The only way out is through. Jimmies... THE RUSTLING. The rustling...the rustling...
>Get the kawaii squad over there to robust his ass. Cutely. a blue toolbox better be involved!
>>19625420nah
>>19625410This may be the only chance EVER to troll Ian and actually get a reaction.
rustle rustle rustle
>>19625410AHAHA TIME FOR RUSTLING
>>19625410>Get the kawaii squad over there to rustle his jimmies. Cutely. >Captcha: Avail Desuu
>>19625410[x] Get the kawaii squad over there to rustle his jimmies. Cutely.
>>19625410>Get the kawaii squad over there to robust his ass. Cutely. Seems good
>>19625438Don't they mean the TriumviREIte?
> Get a kawaii on location to knock him on the head (cutely) if he becomes even more pissed. Otherwise keep talking about Perrine.Neat to be participating in this story instead of the other one.
>>19625438I'm not sure if that image is terrifying or not. I'm going to bet on terrifying though.Like a picture of smiling Gendo.
>>19625490
>>19625508Oh god why!
Look Ian, it's time to Napoleon and conquer that ass.
>>19625508I am scared!
>>19625554He can crown himself like Napoleon too.
>BOTHWith great deliberation, you make a show of looking past Ian, at the three Witches, still striking there Big Damn Heroes pose near the door, though they're looking a bit stiff and awkward at this point. Looking right at Perrine with the most somber face you can muster, you address her ominously. "Perrine."She gulps."Why don't you have a seat over there."You feel Ian's hands tighten on your shirt even more as his head swivels like the turret of a battleship, slow and inexorable, bringing great woe to bear. His entire body stiffens even more when he sees that Perrine was in the room the whole time, and he was too goddamned freaked to even notice her.It's one of those shining moments that come once in a lifetime. Though you will pay with blood, you would be cursed by posterity for generations should you let it slip by, wasted. "Show me on this doll where the Witch touched you, Ia-"That's about when Ian twists and slings you bodily into Sean, who was just launching at Ian from behind for a quick take-down. Ian's not the strongest guy in the world, but, as you learned during the Flour Bomb Incident, he knows how to exploit what he has pretty damn well. The Pilot and the Swordmaster swiftly handled, Ian looms over you, the pressure cooker inside about to unleash unholy asswhippings upon your toppled forms - - and then the Witches take him down.
>>19625581But they ran out screaming when Tesla did his mojo.
>>19625591I know for sure that Miyafooji didn't. She asked Tesla about her father.
>>19625591They must have come back, or something.
>>19625581Mein Gott
>>19625591Quiet, you!
>>19625581ITS HAPPENING
>>19625645don't you dare!
>>19625645Go to sleep, Minna
>>19625645>>19625650do we really have to do this shit every. single. fucking. thread?
Perrine and Yoshika hit his knees, one to a leg, as Lynette bodyslams his torso, bowling him over in a classic prison-yard takedown. "BLAHRRFFARRRFFFF-" Ian tries to bellow as Lynette's thick sweatery... bivvy... vesty-thing muffles his wrath. The instant he hits cobblestones the Witches swarm him, trying to latch onto as many limbs as possible to keep him down. Soon the three Witches are bobbing up and down as Ian's violent attempts to escape lift them clear of the floor."I believe," Sean says, "that he is mad." Now that's the simple wisdom you've come to know and love from your genius radar operator. Always sniffing out the truth in the darkness, yep, that's him. You and Sean pull the Witches off Ian, then loom over him to prevent any violent escapes. Ian takes one look at the French Witch and makes a break for it anyways, but is sent sprawling by Sean's foot. His head bumps the ankle of HellCow, which emits the softest, most sibilant of hisses, fixing watery brown eyes on Ian imposingly. "And they call ME crazy," Tesla sniggers from the back of the room. >Perrine, we need to talk.>Ian, we need to talk. >Interrogate both of the morons.
It's over, Ian is finished.
>>19625662Yes.
>>19625670>otherJUST FUCK ALREADY
>Interrogate both of the morons.
[x]interrogate morons
>>19625591Clearly they recovered their courage. Because they're Witches, and that's expected of them - also, they've got magic. The Generals, on the other hand, have absolutely no reasons pragmatic or prideful to stick around in the lair of a seriously pissed-off lightning wizard.
>>19625670>interrogate both of the moronsGoddamnit I will build a constructive and healthy dialogue with all of you motherfuckers.
>>19625670>Interrogate both of the morons.Yup
>>19625670>Taken down by LynetteWe are never going let him hear the end of this
>>19625670Both. Could be years before we get them in the same place at the same time again.
>>19625670>Interrogate both of the morons.
>>19625670>Interrogate both of the morons.It kills two birds with one stone.
>>19625702I don't see the problem
>>19625707oh, we absolutely are shoving them in a room together with Ians mom later.
>>19625670>Interrogate both of the morons
>>19625670mfw
>>19625725I like you, lets do this.
>>19625728Panzer, quit that.
>>19625725Yes... then we should get someone to make us pancakes...
[x] Interrogate both of the morons.Full speed ahead and DAMN THE TORPEDOES. We deal with both of these morons while we can....Before we have to worry about being brutally murdered again.
>>19625670Investigate both of the morons
>>19625800>Investigate>investigate>Investigate
"Okay, enough of this shit," you declare. "Tesla, think you can talk to Yoshika about her father?"Tesla strokes his chin dramatically. "Sure, why not." He stoops for his colander/rabbit-ear-antenna helmet and drops it on his head dramatically as he ascends to his dias once more."What does that helmet do?" Sean asks. "Not a god-damned thing," Tesla says, patting his pocket, which on close examination is concealing something vaguely rectangular. Pressing a button on the device through his pocket, the dias lifts off once more, and he extends a hand to Yoshika to help her up. Witch aboard, he majestically sails through the door and into the cellar hallways beyond. "Right." Sean takes position by Ian, who's rigidly... not-quite sitting against the wall, and you position yourself above Perrine, arms crossed. "We're getting to the bottom of this bullshit.">how begin?
>>19625794somebody say TORPEDOS?
>>19625832>Tesla has achieved Deity level
perrine, why the fuck do you keep harassing my crewdude so bad hes hiding in armors and shit?that just aint right.
>>19625832Ian, tell us how you REALLY FEEL
>>19625832"Ian, your damage. Let's hear it."Alternatively:"Perrine. Turn 18. That's probably like half your problem right there. You're also French, but there's no helping that one."
>Ian, why are you so afraid of your mother?
>>19625832Lets start with the armour, and work our way out from there.
>>19625865>"Perrine. Turn 18. That's probably like half your problem right there. You're also French, but there's no helping that one."Oh god
>>19625832>how begin?Why don't you two just fuck already?
>>19625867I like this, this option plox
>>19625877>18old hags wtf
>>19625832Ian, get your head out of your ass when it comes to your issues, man the fuck up. Perrine, grow some sanity, act like an adult. Do everything that I don't, talk through your feelings and relationship problems like a mature person.To the both of you, just fuck already, I'm tired of watching this go on.
>>19625901I like this one.
>>19625901Perrine's what, 15? 16?
>>19625832We just need to give the witches some medicine
>>19625925>16 at the end of 1944She's 15 currently
>>19625934SORCERY!
>>19625832"You know what? Fuck this noise. I'm getting a beer."
You ponder the situation, evaluate all criteria, and select a good, neutral opening line for the mutual conversation that will facilitate understa-"Why don't you two fuck already?" Sean asks. Ian seems to swell at the seams under internal pressure while Perrine turns beet red and manages to sputter fourteen or fifteen wicked slurs against Sean, Ian, Americans and males in general in under twenty seconds. She's still going when you catch Sean's eye and make a vicious pantomime gesture involving guns, bullets, and the dramatic exit of somebody's brain matter from their skull before being splattered all over a nearby bovine in a manner most gruesome. You really get into it, trailing your fingertips down HellCow's face to illustrate how the brain-meats will slide down to the cow's lips, so he can taste the cranial fluids of his first and only friend. You finish, and realize everybody's staring at you. Even the Martian robo-cow. "... WELL!" Sean says, clapping his hands together. "I cede the floor to Mister erudite fucking statesman.""Ganbatte," you say, bowing elegantly. Whatever the hell Ganbatte means. But they don't know either and it sounds classy. "Okay. Anyway. Perrine. What the fuck do you think you're doing to my gunner? You're driving him insane. You're stalking him all over the castle, you're.... you're..." you pause.Wait, just what the hell HAS she been doing?
>>19625976Stay classy Sean
>>19625976no >wat doI am aclenched with anticipation.
>>19625976Making us feel sorry for her.Stop it. Sympathy doesn't suit us.
>Wait, just what the hell HAS she been doing?it is a mystery
>>19625976Make Ian say it.
>>19625976You like him, and you're having even more problems expressing that sort of thing than I do. I'm supposed to be the one who sucks as expressing emotion, so stop acting like a little girl, start acting like a woman and tell Ian straight up how you feel.
>Lynette is just standing there...
>>19625976You're... you're... you're pregnant!
>>19626028She kind of has. Remember that time with the beanbag shotgun and the rafters?
>>19626044What was that about anyway?
>>19626048Pants
http://www.innovationnewsdaily.com/447-nazi-weapons-wwii-third-reich.html
>>19626042And Kupcake is the father?
I did a terrible thing.
>>19626057We need to put a leash on her or something.
>>19625976Showering him with love and affection built up from a career of being ignored by her fellow witches in the 501st due to her harsh noble upbringing making it hard for her to be personable enough to make friends?
>>19626126Nope. We just need to get her fixed.
"Hmm..." Sean ponders. "Chasing him with a bone-saw and a salt-shaker?""Hiding in his room with a whip and whipped cream?" you muse."Tying him to the bed and putting on a cowboy hat?" Sean wonders. "Holding his revolver hostage unless he makes with the whoopie?" you add. "Rolling a chemical grenade into his - wait, no, that's YOU," Sean says, jabbing an elbow at you. "NO, NO, NO GOD DAMN YOU ALL!" Perrine wails, slamming her fists into her skinny thighs. "I'm not doing all that, I'm - I - I've hardly touched him, I-"Your eyes slide catlike over to Ian. "Ian."Nothing."Eeeeeee-aaaaaa-n." Still nothing. "What did she do, Ian?""Eat shit and die.""What drove you to the armor, Ian?" "She's stalking me!" Ian rages. "Everywhere I go, whatever I do, there she is, behind me, in the bushes, behind the potted plants, watching, watching, WATCHING-""And for that you tried to shotgun her ass?" "NO!"
>>19626057I could believe it.
>>19626035INDEED SHE IS>useless UK bitch
>>19625976>>Well obviously things batshit enough to get our otherwise mildmannered gunner to hunt her through the rafters with a beanbag shotgun.
>>19626155oh this is going to be good
>>19626126just call up her squadron and tell her SHES CLIMBIN IN PEOPLE'S WINDOWSSNATCHIN YOUR WITCHESHIDE YO COSSACKS HIDE YO WAIFUS
>>19626155>"Everywhere I go, whatever I do, there she is, behind me, in the bushes, behind the potted plants, watching, watching, WATCHING-"Even while masterbaiting, Ian? Wow damn, that's hot.
DIS GON BE GOOD
>>19626195Even in the bathroom mang. Shits weird.
>>19626169Lynette is second worst witch>>19626223You're a punny guy.
>>19626180God, if that slut touches so much as a single hair on Sanya's head...
>>19626242How bout no?
>>19626261Lynne is second-worst.Zucchini is worst.
"No, no, don't-" Perrine tries to object, but Ian rants right over her. "Psycho frogslut sneaks into my goddam ROOM," he says, "wearing a goddamn silk ROBE, and she handcuffs me to the god-damned BED-POST!" You and Sean both shake your heads, tutting seriously. "Oh. Oh, Perrine, you fucked up.""Section eighty-two-dash-four," Sean says seriously. "Handcuffing with intent to sexify."Perrine shrinks away from him, mouth quavering."Universal Code of Military Criminological Transgressivisim," you add somberly. "They take this sort of thing very, very seriously."Ian's eyes are sliding smoothly between you and Sean, waiting to see where you're taking this guilt trip. "Wha-what will-""Probably a planking session," Sean says, frowning fiercely. "A full court-press, you know. Very serious. Three points right from the center-line, every time. No free-throws." Perrine sniffles, having just enough time to hide her face in her hands before bursting into sobs.
every breath he takes?every move he makes?every bond he breaks?every step he takes?you mean to say she's been watching him?
>We haven't had a Zucchini episode
>>19626169>Lynette>UKDON'T MAKE ME WRITE A STRONGLY WORDED LETTER AT YOU.
>>19626295shes busy
>>19626282Stop doing this with poor Perrine, she doesn't deserve that ;_;
>>19626303Yes she does
>>19626282...what are you doing to mai waifu?First, tying her up and shoving her in armor.Now this?You are a sick and twisted man.
>>19626282Didn't we buy that silk robe on the run into town way the hell back near the beginning of the quest?
so mean
>>19626282>Inb4 Ian asks how the hell she got a silk robe >inb5 she tells himYep, he's right, we deserved that before.
>>19626282*sniff*"I-I just wanted to rape him!"
>>19626314I think we did.
Ah, THAT'S what she did with the cuffs and robe we got when we went to buy booze. Boy, talk about a brick joke.
>>19626282Oh... Oh my godI can't breathe
BE NICE TO PERRINE
>>19626327Hey! He was right about us deserving it! That Ian is one smart fella.
GUYS SHE IS GOING TO TELL THAT WE GOT THE ROBE AND CUFFS FOR HER! now thin back to THAT newspaper of the MC being kissed by the tart...
>>19626282Refresh my memory; did Ian ever actually talk with Perrine? Like, sit down, and hang out, in a situation that didn't involve us throwing him at her like a limbless calf to the wolves? Did he ever actually say, "Hey, this kind of bothers me, please stop?"Did he do this before or -after- drawing a gun on a young woman who has been sheltered her whole life and has no way of understanding how to behave properly with people of the opposite gender?Also Perrine, handcuffs? Goddaaaaaaaaamn, you have issues.
what the hell she tried to rape him on like the third day he was herePTSD IS ONE HELL OF A THING
>>19626331>mfw Chekhov's handcuffs
"They're full of shit," Ian snaps, finally at his limit. "Nothing's going to happen, god dammit. They can't prove shit, I never reported anything. Knock it off, you fucking jackasses. This isn't a fucking game."You and Sean trade a single, meaningful look. *Aha.*Ian notices that little exchange and opens his mouth to cut off your next move, but Sean beats him to it."But she has ruined YOUR career," Sean says darkly. "No!" Perrine objects, wiping tears from her eyes. "He didn't do anything, they can't - he was justified, I - I shouldn't have- no-""Nope.... nope... nope..." you say, shaking your head gravely. "It's much more simple then that. Ian's not old enough to be in the Army."Perrine, Ian and Sean all stare at you. "What?" Perrine says with the air of one who's starting to think she's been had. "WHAT?" she repeats, this time with the air of one about to kick a punk's ass. Ian is giving you a grim smirk, so happy that your incessant bullshit has finally fallen through. "He's obviously twelve or so, because even the weakest, pencil-pushing accountant weenie in the entire fucking army could fend off a sixteen-year-old girl thinner then a god-damned signpost," you snap. "I'm guessing he had enough strength to snap the goddamn knob off the top of the bedpost, but he couldn't just smack you away while he called for the MPs?"Ian squeaks.
Well that's easy to defend, such things are meant to be used consensually. If we hadn't gotten her those things, he would have ended up tied in rope with Perrine in just her underwear. Same thing, really.
>>19626282MY CLYDES
>>19626391Aha.Methinks he doth protest too much.
>>19626391Ian, you big softie.
>>19626380They be making a model of the best waifu soon Crix
>>19626391
>>19626391They Totally Fucked.
>>19626391The entire military is laughing at you Ian
>>19626391IT'S ALL AN ACT. THEY'VE BEEN FUCKING LIKE RABBITS.
>>19626301>that fucking pictureOh god. Oh god.>WATCH ME>pm's face when
>>19626391Aww. The proof of love is attempted rape and no resistance.
>>19626391This better end with both of them having hot french sex.
>>19626462In the end isn't that what love is? Or marriage at least.
...Was the last thread archived?
>>19626391>Direct hit>I hear bulkheads collapsing
>>19626169
>>19626502http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19546695/Ja!
>>19626504>Confirming, I'm seeing secondaries.>Chalk up two bogies, nice shot Ghostrider
>>19626515you have no nose
>>19626534Ace in a Lay.
Yo planefag! Aspiring writefag here, I want to do some stuff for/with Panzerhexen in Tank Witches Quest. I was hoping you could send me some info on the US campaign's and fighting and I could have that theatre to write in? ie, GUIDELINES and shit please.Send it to Panzer and he can send it to me if you can't hit up my email or whatever. Thanks!
Sean's head snaps around to Ian with the biggest, most off-center shit-gobbling snigger you've ever witnessed. "OH LAWDY WHAT A TWIST!" he leers. "WHAT A SEXY, SEXY oomph-" you elbow him out of the way. "Tell us, Ian," you say, dangerously soft. "Tell us what measures were required to defend your virginity." "SHE USED WITCHY MAGICS," Ian states, panicked. "THE MAGICS OF WITHCY WITCHERY!" "Yeah, the magic strength," Sean drawls. "I talked with Sakamoto about that. Only Trude and Erica can manage anything significant without their Strikers boosting and focusing the power; and only because German Witches have a predisposed genetic talent for it." "Gen-et-ic?" you say, savoring all three syllables with wonder."Fuck you," Sean replies smoothly. "Yeah. Perrine's like Yoshika, weak as a kitten out of her Striker. So what the fuck is your problem?""What the fuck is HER problem!?" Ian objects. "She tried to fucking RAPE me-" "-And you tried to shoot her with a fucking cannon when you could've stuffed her in your pillowcase one-handed!" you shout back at him. "What the HELL is wrong with you two? What the HELL!?" Ian's mouth clamps shut, his eyes blazing, and Perrine just looks at the floor, where a dip in the flagstones is collecting a little puddle of her tears. >drag an answer out. SAY IT. SAY IT. SAY IT.>point out the easily observable and let them stew in it
>>19626524>Dat pic
>>19626524Oh god.>Minna.>Dat redhead.>Dem pigtails.>instant boner.
>drag an answer out. SAY IT. SAY IT. SAY IT.This shit is aired before we throw him in a room with his mom.
>drag an answer out. SAY IT. SAY IT. SAY IT.
>>19626562it really seems like they need to say it.drag the answers out! with tools hot, heavy, and sharp!
>>19626534That was submariner lingo. You turned it into pilot lingo. What the fuck, man?Also, I just finished watching the uncut version of Das Boot. Fucking glorious. Started right around noon. It's 6pm local.
>>19626504Shit why does that sound so damn familiar
>>19626562>drag an answer out. SAY IT. SAY IT. SAY IT."You can say it now, or you can say it when I go get mommy."
>>19626562>>point out the easily observable and let them stew in it
>>19626562>drag an answer out. SAY IT. SAY IT. SAY IT.
>point out the easily observable and let them stew in it.Perrinne's already crying, and we don't need Ian punishing us anymore than he already is.
>>19626562>drag an answer out. SAY IT. SAY IT. SAY IT.This is the only solution when two tsunderes meet.
>>19626562>drag an answer out. SAY IT. SAY IT. SAY IT.I was right they did fuck!
>>19626562>drag an answer out. SAY IT. SAY IT. SAY IT.We've come to far to leave them be.
>>19626598THIS.
>>19626548I'm actually desperately trying to update the alt history document, along with a quick rundown on Martian technology and weapons, which would include everything you need.but it is so hard
>>19626562>MAKE THEM SAY ITIf they don't, this bullshit will continue indefinitely.
>>19626562>drag an answer out. SAY IT. SAY IT. SAY IT.Then, lock them in the room with Hellcow guarding the door. From the outside. If they want.
>>19626562>point out the easily observable and let them stew in itAnd then additionally point out that they'd better get their act together because Ian's mom is going to be here pretty damn soon.
>>19626619Also, what's going on in Italy? Specifically around the port town of Anzio?I gots to know.
>>19626562Drag it out... Make em say it in unison.
>drag an answer out. SAY IT. SAY IT. SAY IT.This; pointing out other's BS and then bouncing has been our M.O. thus far but we've got enough kettles on the burner I think.>Bull-Pasture esochiWhy yes captcha, there is a lotta bullshit going on.
Make them say it.
>drag an answer out. SAY IT. SAY IT. SAY IT.The sooner it is said, the sooner we get to be happy for our comrade and slightly lesser comrade.
>>19626562>point out the easily observable and let them stew in itThen, with a "And speaking of molestation, LYNETTE: who slapped who?"
>>19626677Oh fuck, I forgot about that
>>19626598Ouch.
>>19626598to far.so, of course, lets do it.
>>19626677>>19626688I bet Lynne liked to watch.
BRITISH
>>19626677Let's not bring that up in front of these other people.
I've gotta say, I like >>19626625's plan a lot. I've already voted, but put me down for that if it's an option.Man, this place is a lot faster. Hit refresh and there's almost always new posts.
My memory's a bit fuzzy; could someone direct me to roughly when Ian shot at Perrine? I don't remember that little bit of their bizarre courtship thus far.
>>19626720Seconded.
>>19626728It was right when Robin turned up.
>>19626728She was hanging from the rafters and he was going after her with a shotgun... We were slightly preoccupied with Robin, but we ensured that Perrine got an eyeful before we left that scene...
Secretly, Ian is Submissive
>>19626735>>19626745Ah, now I remember. Thanks.
>>19626762Here's the specific thread:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18330940/
>>19626748Always the quiet one.
>This thread>Where it has gone>My goddamn sidesYOU KNOW WHAT WE MUST DO.Get the goddamn kids to say it so they'll finally be out of our hair and we can get to the important stuff MC has to do. Whatever it is.
>>19626718
>>19626748>>19626778>Ian asked her to get the handcuffs
>>19626774Oh cupcake. Nobody knew what would happen afterwards.
>>19626803>Minna
>>19626806lol /k/ in my armed forces?
>>19626808Oh SNap! I completely forgot that!
>>19626810Speaking of witch(heh), are we really the right one to be giving out relationship advise? It's not like we haven't made some huge mistakes in that area.
"Okay, since we're making strides in the whole 'talking to each other like marginally sane humans' thing... Perrine, why don't you just TELL this dink why you're so into him?""I-""While he's NOT trying to shoot you." Perrine glances at you and Sean guardedly. "Hey," Sean says, leaning on you heavily and wrapping an arm around your shoulder. "We're his friends. Like his brothers. You can't get in with a guy unless you also get in with that guys friends, right?"You open your mouth to ask him what the fuck he's babbling about and he squeezes his arm around you so hard you hear your shoulder-bones creak. You shoot Perrine a gigantic grin of affirmation and two thumbs up. "I...." she says, wringing her hands. She scrunches up on the floor, staring at her lap. "Iunno." "Come oooooooon~" you croon. "I'm wild again~" Sean sings."Beguiled again," you add.You sling your arm around Sean's shoulders, and together you two start rocking back and forth."A simpering, whimpering child again~ Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I~""He's really together!" Perrine shouts out, desperate to silence your deliberately off-key caterwauling. "And nothing gets to him and he just always knows what to do and he doesn't need anybody and he doesn't ever get mad and I... wish... I was like that." You and Sean look at each other seriously."Doesn't ever get mad," you say in unison, and then you both look at Perrine meaningfully. And then Ian makes a break for the door. >INTERCEPT? >Nah, message sent>KAWAII SQUAD ADVANCE
rolled 18 = 18That's nothing. There's a picture of a guy in Libya doing the "Drive me closer!" schtick. And he actually killed some people with his machete.
>>19626808Wait... What? When? WHY!
rolled 10 = 10>INTERCEPTHIT YOUR WEP PILOT! THAT V-1 MUST NOT REACH LONDON!
>>19626852GO FOR THE LEGS!
>>19626852intercept!
>>19626852INTERCEPT INTERCEPT
>Nah, message sentHe needs to be presentable for the ceremony.Where his mother is.His English mother.
>>19626852>INTERCEPT>KAWAII SQUAD ADVANCEJoint ops for force multipliers.
>>19626852>KAWAII SQUAD ADVANCEWorked last time.
>>19626853You'll make your point better if you actually include the picture.
>>19626852KAWAII SQUAD, ENGAGE THE RETREATING ENEMY FORCE
>>19626852>INTERCEPT!He is not getting away from a proper adult conversation about his feelings, god damn it we are sorting this shit out right here, right now. Tackle him with Sean while the Kawaii Squad blocks the exits.
>>19626852>Nah, message sent.Okay, advice time for Perrine. Stop trying to rape him, tone it right the fuck down, and just be fucking reasonable about trying to get into his pants.
>>19626852>KAWAII SQUAD ADVANCE
>>19626852LAUNCH THE LYNNE MISSILES
>>19626852INTERCEPT!He's not getting out of this alive!
>>19626852CAN'T LET HIM GET AWAY, MEDALS!>KAWAII SQUAD ADVANCEBecause it's more fun than doing it ourselves.>>19626855Well if he WERE a sub, it seems suspicious that she'd go so far as to handcuff him and have that just HAPPEN to be his fetish.
seizing the moment and shaking it until some resolution fell out almost got us laid with minna. itd have ended great if we hadnt done it again.therefore, stop Ian and get some resolution.
USE YOUR HARPOONS AND TOW CABLES! GO FOR THE LEGS! IT MIGHT BE OUR ONLY CHANCE OF STOPPING HIM!
>>19626852>Schwarze leader to Kawaii Squad, the escaping gunner is headed this way.>It's Ian, don't let your guard down.
>>19626852>INTERCEPT!Hellcow, get him!
>INTERCEPT>KAWAII SQUAD ADVANCE>Joint ops for force multipliers.Combined Arms Strategy is Best Strategy!
KAWAII SQUAD: WE CANNOT AUTHORIZE A RETREAT, INTERCEPT HIM
>>19626852>KAWAII SQUAD ADVANCEWe have a unit, we need to trust them. Also medals. Glorious medals.
>>19626852HE'S GETTING AWAY! AFTER HIM!No escape for him!
WE INTERCEPTKAWAII INTERCEPTCOW INTERCEPTThis will be the most brutal takedown ever
KAWAII SQUAD ADVANCENo, Ian, you must stay and talk about your feelings
>>19626920>Spanish guitar riff into dogfightan music.
>he wants to escape the kawaii squad
>>19626938You know we're gonna get this paid back in full the next time we go to see Minna?
>>19626852>Sick 'em Lynne
>>19626948We can totally take it
>>19626852Go my minions take him down!
>>19626948Yep.
>>19626948Almost assuredly. But /tg/ can never resist the big red button, unfortunately.
>>19626948Yes, we deserve it too.
>>19626948We take our lumps when we need to hear them. They can too.
>>19626948Well, it's not like we were already sent flying through doors by fucking magic powered hands. But we still will get some more beating.
>INTERCEPTIf MC can survive his psudo-harrem-hord, then you can survive one Frenchie. Balls up man!
"LYNETTE!" you scream. "TRADE IN YOUR AREA!" There's a thrilling, uncertain battle-cry outside, and the loud sound of Ian being taken to the ground by the patented boobcake technique. You and Sean rush into the hallway to seize Ian by the arms, firmly. "Thanks, Lynette," you say hastily, then you and Sean haul your gunner off down the hallways. "Where we going?" Sean asks over Ian's horrid, low-pitched curses."Dorms?" you answer. "We need to get dressed for this shin-diggy thing with the decorations and shit.""Oh, dress uniforms?" Sean asks hopefully."You LIKE them?""They've got shitload of pockets and these events always have free punch.""Jesus," Ian says darkly. "Doesn't ANYTHING ever get to you? At least Flyter Fuckwit here went for a loop when Minna kicked his hero complex right in the gonads." Your face burns with embarrassment. You bite off a nasty reply as you realize Ian, he of the legendary composition and unflappable demeanor, is feeling humiliated as hell.".... was it that obvious?" you mutter. "AYUP," they reply, Sean putting some real relish into it."Well, fuck." "Well, I did have my hang-ups," Sean admits. "Yeah, what was the fixy-fixy for you?" you ask.He gives you a grin from the corner of his mouth. "Meeting you shitheads."
>>19626948Honestly, whatever Minna wants to do to us will be acceptable consequences for unfucking the relationship between Ian and Perrine.
>>19627028>"Meeting you shitheads."BROS OF THE YEAR, ALL YEARS
d'awww......wait
>>19627028NO HOMO
>>19627028>boobcakeMY SIDES.Where is that image from anyways?
>>19627028>He gives you a grin from the corner of his mouth. "Meeting you shitheads."AWWWW YA BIG WOOBIEPull them into one of those big loud obnoxious bear hugs with back-slapping and YOU GUUUUUUYS. Right in front of the witches.
>>19627049>NO NAVY
>>19627028Sean, man among men. Bro among bros.
>>19627028>"Meeting you shitheads."Hes getting all the snap rolls now.
>>19627028I dont give a fuck anymore, we are stealing this girl some ice cream
>>19627076Snap brolls.
How about we slip in a "yer a wizard" while we have a chance.
>>19627076"Sean. Bro. I did not know you liked snap rolls so much! You should have mentioned this."
>>19627028You lost me.Have a belt-fed Saiga.
>>19627099AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>19627028>bro d'aww, in my SWQ? Goddamnit Planefag I love this quest
Is... Is Sean going to spike the punch?
>>19627091Lets sneak it in quietly."Remember, you wanna be nice and proper if you're mother is showing up. Witches can smell fear in magic users you know... Wait, did we get to that with all the marriage counseling?"
>>19627126>>19627126
>>19627116Thats like asking id MIna isnt going to rape-kill MC. Its a given
>>19627116I.Fucking.Hope so.>Dignitaries>DrunkFuck yeah.
>>19627147You got the order backwards... and omitted the "Rinse, repeat"
Sean, you remember the booze?>if yesRigh, Ian and I will charm the fuck out of them, and you spike the punch
"And listen, Ian. If your moms going to be at the ceremony, You Have Her. You get up on that stage, accept the award, then take your own little acceptance speech, i'm taking my own too, the hell with procedure. You grab that microphone, and invite her to the stage. Point her out, press, cameras everywhere, She's trapped, she knows she cant chew you out, she has to Smile and Nod. Go in for the kill, tell everyone how she'd supported you the entire way, 100%. She's going to be really mad afterword though, you're going to be grounded for like fifty years."
>>19627028"AWWWWWWWWW," you reply immediately, releasing Ian's arm to lunge sideways at Sean with a bear-hug. "YOU GUYYYYYYYYYS, YOU GUYYYURRRRRRFGGGHGFFF-" you break off as Sean intercepts you with an arm around your head, putting a choke-hold on you as you resolutely wrap your arm around his midsection. "AYE - URK - OV- ROOOOOOOOOOO~" you wheeze, managing to sound incredibly obnoxious despite the lack of oxygen. Ian grabs your legs, and dangling between them you are rushed down the halls of the castle's basement till the air grows very, very humid. "AYE- DUN'T - LOV- U LIKE DAT-" you cough into Sean's jacket. "Shall we?" Sean asks."EEEAAAAAAHN," you manage to wheeze, turning your head just far enough to get some breath for speech. "Ian! I set you on the path towards sweet French tail! You can't do this!" "So I was wondering, you know, just where the hell she got the silk robe," Ian says innocently. "The handcuffs she could sex off an MP, but the robe? The ROBE?"Oh. Oh, dear."Then I remembered some asshole talking about special side-trips in town a week ago... for select items.... gee, buddy? Wonder what YOU were shopping for?""But you already got me for that thing you didn't know about!" you object. "Yeah, that was for the handcuffs," Ian says, and without further ado, they toss you bodily into the baths.
>>19627056my collection
>>19627183>Minna is there>fuck
BATH!? OH GOD NO! RED ALERT!
>baths
>>19627183>a week agoDear lord, has it only been that long? We sure have been busy.
>>19627188welp, its been a good run, we dead now!
>>19627183Well, looks like it's bathtime.
>>19627188CRAZY IVAN, CRAZY IVAN!
>>19627195>Ian grabs your legs, and dangling between them you are rushed down the halls of the castle's basement till the air grows very, very humid. Since they carried us there just now.
>>19627183Pantomime exaggerated death scene.
>>19627209>not a gif
>>19627195We've been in the basements since HellCow dragged us down here at Tesla's command. Which is where the baths are.
>>19627206Worth it.
>>19627183>Inb4 Croc Patton
>>19627183How the fuck did we get to the baths? Weren't we just talking to Perrine a second ago?
>>19627183>Deep breath, stay under the water and swim to the other side where you can hide in the mist
>>19627242We were taken down to the basement where the baths are.
>>19627195The bros figured it out>>19627242We were on the way up to the dorms, from a basement chamber.Ian and Sean finish the puzzle and decide we deserve comeuppance, and we are delivered express mail.
>>19627188
Grab the other two and take em with you!
No mc! You can't be a witch!
>>19627280
YAY BATHS
>>19627280Oh my
>>19627280MY EYES!
There is only one way this can get any better
You land in the shallow part of the geothermal baths, and make a grand scene of your untimely demise, thrashing around like a brain-damaged Marine on a bad opium high, then emitting a long, dramatic crooooooak as you sink beneath the cruel, cold waves, your outstretched hand the last thing visible above the water. Kicking away from the entryway, you float deeper into the pool to take refuge from your 'friends' in the steam. Alone, in the privacy of the steam-cloud, you take a second to smile like a fucking goon. Friends, man. Can't live with them, can't eject them from the aircraft because they learned to strap in reeeeally tight after your first check-ride. Though there was a way around that, in Sean's case, until they strengthened the plexiglass tailcone-"What the shit?"You turn around and see Minna covering her chest, staring at you uncertainly. Naturally. >Apology time.>Poker-face time. Come here often?>Sexy advances time. RRRAAAAWR
>>19627312I've long given up hope of best witch making an appearance in this quest.
>>19627324>Poker face
>>19627324>Apology time.Fuck it time to get this over with.
>>19627324[x]Poker FaceThe mood is totally wrong for an apology. Anything we say right now will probably be forgotten once her brain un-fucks itself.
>>19627324>>Apology time.All joking aside, it's time for us to man up and apologize.
>Poker-face time. Come here often?
>>19627324WELP>Apologize. In Pilotese."I'm just gonna... go ahead and let you do your thing."
>>19627324Poker-face time. Come here often?While leaning casually.
>Apology time.lets man up
>>19627324http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1hBPzPGrUA
>>19627324>Apology time.Now did Tesla leave that mechamagigger here?
http://www.mediafire.com/?q3lp3baxzr748 T-T-TRUDEFAGS ASSEMBLE! 2 gig trude collection, and only most of it is porn!>>19627330Don't give up home! There are always the spinoffs in africa!
>>19627324>Puh-puh-puh-poker face
[x]poker facean advance here would be inappropriate, but no apology. we're even.
>>19627324Poker-face leading to an Apology.
>>19627324>Apology time.Sorry about the cupcakes incident, now excuse me while I pursue two martian-born-traitors and give them a thrashing
>>19627324>Apology time.Might as well. But first deliver >Poker-face time. Come here often?
>>19627324Bail out.Galm team HAS been authorized to retreat.Exit the combat airspace using vector 180.
>>19627324Staying saying apologies, while sinking under the water so everything becomes bubbles.
>Poker FaceTHIS IS COMPLETELY NORMAL.
I vote for Apology Time!
>>19627324Bring on the poker-face.
>>19627366>>19627372This. Lets ease into this. No need to get overexcited and mess this up.
Grab the other two!Because everyone deserves to get taken down with us.
>>19627324"Seems my crew chose the worst time to do this, though it's fair after i made ian talk out his problems with his little froggy squeeze that i be made, or rather be dragged to you, so i could own up."Apology time"And has my ear stopped bleeding? I hadnt paid attention to it bout an hour after i went through that wall you knocked me through."
>>19627324>Apology time.First turn around so we aren't staring at her breasts.Minna, this was not how I was planning to approach you to apologize, you can thank my goons of friends for my current presence in the baths as they felt I needed to get thrown into the water for some past prank or another.I'm sorry, I screwed up. What I did was wrong.
>Poker-face time. Come here often?Then ask to be introduced to her two friends. While staring at her chest.
>>19627324Pokerface and just moonwalk outta there.
>>19627357www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJDx3H_hvI8This is the only version i'll accept.Also apologize, our antics will only serve to piss her off further.
In before horrible Pokerpology.Is it me, or is hopelessly out of his depths Pilot kind of adorable?
>asking for ApologyBut did we ever try to apologize to anyone there?
Apology time.Also, so glad I decided to stay home today. SWQ~
>>19627324Pokerface into apology.Humor may be appropriate.
>>19627360Holy shit that is a lot of Trude porn.
Apologize. Gotta apologize.
>>19627324Apology time, I guess. Time for us to actually try and work shit out.
>>19627399>Well spoken, thoughtful apology.>MCnope
>>19627407> Is it me, or is hopelessly out of his depths Pilot kind of adorable?He is.Also, planefag! Hey, planefag! Is MC's real name Robert, given that his sister/witch counterpart is Robin?
CRAZY FUCKING IVANThe guys will probably spam QAAMs and intercept us on the way out, though :P
>>19627324>Apology time.We just got thrown into a bath, with her sitting naked in it. If she was still really pissed, she'd be killing us right now, instead of just covering her chest. Hell, she isn't even screaming.Time to be a pilot, and take advantage of a rare opening. Lets suck it up.
>>19627423Then we'll give her a clumsy, out of our depth apology.
>>19627412not enough IMO
>>19627425>Bob
Make with the apologizing already.We just tried DAMN hard to unfuck Perrine and Ian's retardation, let's try and unfuck our own.
>apologizeCould someone remind me what we're apologizing for?
>>19627324Ba a man and say you're sorry.
>>19627425Robin Olds was an actual pilot. Robin Young is very clearly based off her.In this universe, we are the freak that did not exist. And it is glorious.
>>19627423We just spent the past while trying to get Ian and Perrine to grow up and handle things in a mature reasonable manner, we can give it a shot. We might not be good at it, we might stumble here and there, but we should at least try to do this right.
>>19627436Either that or she's just used to our shenanigans by now.
>>19627449We guilted Minna while she went for a stress-release fuck with Krupinski after we had just rolled off her in the kitchen.
>>19627449Oh she's mad at us so we have to apologize, even though we both fucked up. It's how relationships work man.
>>19627449Giving cupcake our special cream filling.
>>19627449For screwing Cupcakeski and then being a complete dick when she was about to do the same, we may as well try to roll some of our other behavior into the apology.
>>19627324Don't say anythingjust look at herbe prepared to swim away
>>19627482I say we have nothing to be sorry for, we are Pilots. We are never at fault.
>>19627449Lots and lots of stuff, but mostly this.
>>19627452FYI, Robin Olds was a dude.
APOLOGY OH GOD.
>>19627324>Apology time.
Here's what we do, gentlemen. We come up with the most carefully worded and sincere apology. Heartfelt, emotional, and completely open. Then when it comes time to actually open our mouths, we suddenly forget what the fuck we were going to say, and awkwardly stumble through it like a blithering idiot, falling back heavily on airplane metaphors.
>>19627501Can it. We're apologizing now.
Additionally>>"So, it occurs to me we both have a common problem."
>>19627515Done and done.>>19627452That doesn't mean we don't follow the name scheme. Or is this going to be like the beginning of Fate/Extra where we suddenly realize that we don't have a name and never did?
>>19627482The way it ought to work in one of the situations is one of the two works up the balls to apologize and then the other apologizes as well and then they work it out, realize they both fucked up and forgive each other. >>19627501No, bad. We can't use Pilot as an excuse to be a complete asshole and a bad person. We can't cover up hypocrisy and sleeping around like that by saying "Pilot" and expecting that to make everything just fine.
>No BOUNCE optionWhy.
>faggots wanting to apologizeStop being so weak, /tg/. Now grab your gear, we're reading this in my voice.
>>19627507Yeah, I meant him. My bad.
>>19627520Nope. Only thing we have a legitimate reason to apologise for being thrown into a bath with her naked in it, and that isn't our fault at all. It was also Cupcakes fault we sexed her as she was trying to replace us at our own game.
>>19627532If the apology goes well enough, there will be bouncing and bobbing and splashing aplenty.
>>19627525>>19627452>>19627425[nospoilersontg]Our name is Robin. Just like our sister. We're both named Robin Young.[/nospoilersontg]
>>19627515See! Let's skip the bad part! Start with the plane!And devolve into complete gibberish jargon!
>>19627527>We can't use Pilot as an excuse to be a complete asshole and a bad person. We can't cover up hypocrisy and sleeping around like that by saying "Pilot"Yes we can.
>>19627324Apologize.
no apologies what the fuck is wrong with you people
>>19627533God Dammit Anon.
>>19627324Also, "Boobies..."
>>19627527>We can't use Pilot as an excuse to be a complete asshole and a bad person. We can't cover up hypocrisy and sleeping around like that by saying "Pilot" and expecting that to make everything just fine.I don't think you quite grasp the meaning of the word "pilot".
>>19627559Wanting to go with the character as it's developed rather than as it started?
>>19627570I don't think you quite grasp the concept of character development. "Because Pilot" happened before the mental breakdowns. It's not appropriate now.
>>19627559>what the fuck is wrong with you peopleThey appear to be Minnafags. I don't think there's any helping them.>>19627527>We can't use Pilot as an excuse to be a complete asshole and a bad person. We can't cover up hypocrisy and sleeping around like that by saying "Pilot" and expecting that to make everything just fine.Isn't that exactly what we were doing many threads ago? Heck, wasn't that encouraged by Anon? Good heavens SWQ has changed.
>>19627324Apology would be totally out of character and out of mood for the current circumstances.Open with the poker face. If the scenario develops to where an apology would actually fit, then we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.
>Apology time.with extra turning around action!
>>19627583> many threads agoThis anon sums it up:>>19627571>>19627580We aren't that guy anymore.
>>19627583>Be Minnafag>Be saying [x] Pokerface
>>19627570No, I think you don't. We are a brave, heroic aviator. We don't break a girls heart and then run away like a cowered.
>>19627593I don't think it's impossible to shift an Apology into the mood. Not an unconventional one, at least
>>19627571Even with the character development, I really doubt MC's first instinct on suddenly being literally thrown at Minna while she's in the bath is going to be apologizing. Especially not with the leadup we've had to this situation.We should certainly apologize at some point in the near future, but now is not the time.
>>19627617> cowered>>19627620> implying MC has the social skills for such a thing
We give no fucks. Evin if she can throw us threw a wall.
>Inb4 Planefag applies the arguing in the thread to MC's response resulting in us looking like an idiot again.
>>19627617As I recall we didn't run anywhere.
>>19627643fI find it interesting how we seemed to have agreement on apologizing, then there was a sudden wave of 'wait, what? why?' posts.
>>19627630His first instinct is likely "titties~"Just saying.
>>19627583Yeah. It did. We got reminded that we're not an island, and actually have people who give a damn about us, and would be extremely hurt if we went up and died doing something stupid.Getting poignant reminders of this didn't hurt, either. Like our sweet sister voluntarily joining the Air Force and going off to face the horrors of war, just to be with us.
>>19627653It's just 2 guys samefagging after the rest of the thread reached an agreement.
>>19627643>Sorry for not sexing you Minna and seeing you naked. All while pokerfaced, then submerge and swim away.
>>19627659Well duh.And if they weren't concealed under the water, the second instinct would probably be "legs".
>>19627616Does Minna like spineless cowards?Fully intending to bring this to the absurd conclusion, her Ex became an X because he stayed at the AAA till the situation got FUBAR and he became KIA.Now, I'm not saying we're Kurt... But I don't think she would love us for being a coward, even if it would keep her from worrying so bad.
>>19627673>People disagree with me!>It must be samefags!Mature.
For some reason, in the mists and steams of the baths, completely alone with the naked woman who's turned your world upside down and drop-kicked it into a washing machine... or... something... you feel no need to defend your smooth, slick honor and stellar reputation as not giving a damn about anything. All those warm, brotherly feelings from earlier are still swamping your brain, and in retrospect, you kind of DO feel bad about the whole Waltrud thing, if only because it got Minna so upset. "Minna," you say. "I'm sorry." She blinks. "I'm so sorry, I didn't-"She giggles."... what?" She starts to snigger. "What? Hey, I'm apologizing here!" you huff, genuinely offended. You cross your arms, irritated, and put on a pretty damn good pout. "I'm spilling out my emotions and actually taking responsibility and shit and you're just gonna giggle at me? Am I a joke to you? Is this funny? Do I amuse you?"Minna really cracks up. "YES!" she says, and then she shoves you, hard. You lose your footing and fall back into the water, coming up spluttering and splashing frantically. "God, you're filthy!" She shoves you underwater again, and you feel her hands vigorously attacking your head with a bar of soap. You come up for air again and lunge for her, burbling as you come, but she adroitly dashes your attack into the water with one palm, clearly using magic to enhance her strength. "Can't have this," she says, yanking your shirt off over your head. You flail about, but she wraps the water-logged arms of it around you to hamper your mobility. With the shirt over your head, you're quite blind. >submit?>YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME WELL-BATHED!
>>19627679Only if MC mimes a periscope
>>19627698well, that happened.> YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME WELL-BATHED!
>>19627690>Fully intending to bring this to the absurd conclusion, her Ex became an X because he stayed at the AAA till the situation got FUBAR and he became KIA.
>>19627698>submitHey Minna! Don't forget to wash...below...
>YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME WELL-BATHED!And THANK GOD FOR THAT RIGHT GUISE
>>19627698...Fuck it. Roll with it. Make submarine sonar pings and boops.
>>19627698>submit?But make a show of "fighting her off" for reputations sake.
>>19627698we are going to be on parade in a while lets take the fun times while we can
>>19627698>YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME WELL-BATHED!welp, time for BOUNCE!
>>19627698>>submit?YES... NO. NOT REALLY. PLAY ALONG, RESIST, FIGHT. Why do we even need to explain this?
>>19627698In a complete monotone. Oh no I'm being attacked by the insanely hot witch, what ever shall I do, I'll fight you to my very last breath, have at thee. Put up a show of a fight, but nothing serious.
>>19627698>YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME WELL-BATHED!DIVE MAN! DIVE!
>>19627690>KIAthats a funny way to spell MIA
>>19627698BAIL OUTEJECT
>>19627698>YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME WELL-BATHEDThat just ain't our style, babe. We submit once, we'll do it for the rest of our lives.
>>19627698>YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME WELL-BATHED!
>>19627698Submit to scrubbing, we were going to need a bath before the award ceremony anyways.
>>19627698>submitActually, we've got that medal ceremony, yeah?And I'd personally rather not be stinking of battle, when we actually haven't been in one for a day or two, and meeting Eisenhower.
>>19627748He's british, you know how they are.
>>19627698[x]Never take me well-bathed!Because this is a time for lighthearted play, not fucking.
"MAYDAY MAYDAY, I'M GOING DOWN!"Then fall headfirst between her legs.
>>19627764"You smell like Wing Commander, son."
>>19627698>>YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME WELL-BATHED!
>>19627698This bitch want to bounce us? Even if minnafag, this is UNACCEPTABLE.>YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME WELL-BATHED!
>>19627698>YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME WELL-BATHED!Hygiene in my SWQ? Fuck that, it's like sleeping for more than an hour a day. We don't do it.
>>19627698>bath scene without Eila>Mfw
>>19627698Oh no, how will I ever fight off your sexy advances~
>>19627698Both.Let her have her fun, but make her work for it.She's not trying to kill us, so we may as well enjoy it.
>>19627698YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME WELL-BATHED!She's finally snapped.
>YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME BATHEDGOD DAMMIT STOP TREATING US IKE THE FUCKING GROUND CREW
>>19627789>SWQ: where even waifufags bounce the waifus.
>>19627748Not this shit again.Are you saying our KIA POG is an MIA POW of OPFOR? That's insanity!
>>19627698>submit
>>19627799>Implying
>>19627698>YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME WELL-BATHED!We need at least a token resistance.
spurt water in her facehue
Wait a second. Wait a second.Aren't Sean and Ian still right there? Are we going to just do it while people are watching every time now? Even giving the character his own fetishes. Now that's attention to detail.
>>19627698>submitIf Patton show up I swear to god we'll murder him.
>>19627698>YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME WELL-BATHED!CAPTAIN IVORY WILL FLOAT AGAIN
>>19627698>burbling as you comeWe jabberwock now!Also, submit to bath. We do have an award ceremony coming up, gotta be presentable.But I agree with the suggestions of jokingly feigning resistance.
>>19627821Yes, he's now a Martian Cyborg killing machine.And he's going to pop up at some point.And we're going to have to kill him.
>>19627867>Kill him>Implying Tesla won't fix up RoboKurt and cause delicious darma across the base.
>>19627698Submit, but for no other reason than sheer confusion.
WE CAN'T SUBMIT.WE'RE TOO ALPHA.WE'RE THE ONE WHO'LL BE BATHING HER.>AGGRESS
>Feign death
>>19627900>When she pauses, Bounce
>>19627840We're at the other end of the baths.
>>19627900You are a bad man.>>19627895I like this. Changing my vote to this.
>submitwe should cut out the overly idiotic stuff and let the woman wash our back.
>>19627896>VIOLATE.gifYou sir.You are the greatest.
>>19627698Whichever we do, we should make it clear that we're enjoying the fuck out of this."HA! YOU MORONS THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A *PUNISHMENT*?!"
>>19627896Why would you violate mai waifu?
>>19627924
>>19627726>You'll Never take me Well Bathed!WE'LL TOWEL DRY FIRST AHAHAHAAHA
>>19627924Not mai waifu, not uguu enough.
>>19627924I fucked you're waifu
>YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME WELL-BATHED!Damnit woman, have you no sense of shame!? \We have to meet with the brass and we'll be damned if we show them the respect they deserve! Honestly, some people and their expectations...
>>19627947
>>19627941Goddamit, I've read that fapfic. Fucking shirleycock.
>>19627941You used the wrong version
>>19627839>spurt water in her face"Did I get that in your hair?~"
>>19627968oh lord, here we go
>>19627919you don't know SHIT about violation
It is not within the will of a fighter pilot to merely abandon a contest of wills. Your soul rails against constriction the way your fighter defies the laws of gravity, and you surge for the free air with all your strength, glurgling triumphantly as you make a break for freedom. And Minna handily tackles you into the water again, laughing like mad. You've reached shallower water, but Minna's legs are wrapped around your waist as you crawl for freedom. You finally succumb in the shallow water near the entrance steps, almost against the wall, where the rough stone floor has been paneled with wood for those who'd prefer to lie in the warm water without drowning. Chin resting on your crossed forearms to keep above the water, you sigh and give up as Minna straddles your bare back, rubbing vigorously with the soap."So, uh, are we okay, then?"Minna snorts. "It won't be THAT easy, Mister. But it's silly to waste our time being angry about things like that, don't you think?"You don't know what she means by that, but simple relief washes the question away. "Who cares how dirty I am, anyway? The newspapers love the gruff tough fresh-from-the-fight look."Minna sighs as she scrubs your back. "Don't you know anything? This ceremony was originally planned for Erica's decoration - three hundredth kill, among other things - but they've lumped your crew in with... well, every other pilot they've been assigning to us over the past month, plus many of the Witches. A lot of the review panels were accelerated so they could hand out the medals here. They want a real media circus for it." "So Maloney can stroke his ego?"Minna's ministrations cease for a second. "So people don't think England is lost."The water seems to get a little colder.
>>19627965... wait. The guy who wrote that series of fics... Shirley never... got... Sanya, did she? Because I didn't see that one.>HINT HINT
>>19628002Well played.
>>19628002well then, that completely and utterly fucked the mood.god damn.
>>19628002way to kill the mood Minna
>>19628002Hug minna. Don't say anything. The second she starts saying something sarcastic, shove her away and into the water.
>>19628002Yeah, you know what's really lost? My little friend here.
>>19628002"England will never be lost as long as we have you Minna."There Touching momentOr, for Ect.fagsThere, now she's going to be killed off for sure.
>>19628002Way to kill my boner
>>19628002>Minna's ministrations cease for a second. "So people don't think England is lost."The hell it is.
>>19628002England lost? Not on our watch missy! That negative attitude is what loses wars.
>>19628002Is she scrubbing with her hands?
>>19628002>So people don't think England is lostOh yeah, that Martian pocket is still there, isn't it? And the one around the Fitzgerald.....yeah, that's bad news. And we're going to be sent in to help interdict reinforcements from the continent, aren't we. And Robin still hasn't gotten training in with the more experienced Kraut Witches yet, like we were meaning to.
>>19628041Dear Christ no. MC is maturing, not going full sappy.
>>19628035We'll need to turn around first, have her wash our chest sensually... then we hug and throw her back into the water. Yessss...
>>19628020NO SHIRLEY NEVER RAPED SANYA. AND I'M NOT WRITING IT YOU FUCK.
>>19628002>England lost"LIke hell it is!"
>>19628002Then we better give them the best damn media circus in History.>Galland rtyrypeCaptcha thinks Galland will be there, hope its right.
>>19628062I'm not saying to deliberately throw her in, just be ready to if she starts trying to backsass us helping her. We've matured, and now it's her turn.Also:>>19628076>>19628055>>19628047That's what we need to show them. That's why we let her work.
>>19628070is it that time already?
>>19628070I might.
>>19628089It's 10:40 PM.
>>19628079Well considering that she's the only one with a brain, that works fine for me.
>>19628091I will look for you.I will find you.And, I will kill you.
>>19628002Hey Planefag, odd question but does the B-36 exist yet. This bomber would really even the odds in this fight, because it can>outflly jet fighters and most likely martian fighters>provde heavy bombardmentalso>plane can command and control or did the fucking 29 get mass produced more, I'm curious as a SACfag (as insane as they were, they had great bombers!)
>>19628124Little known fact: Liam Neeson is fiercely protective of his waifus.
>>19628002Boast about your super skills, as long as you and your gnome ass are here, no Englands will be getting lost.
"... oh," you say. "Well, good thing Chucky is there, and Bader and whats-his-face. Aussie Stiff-Lip Ramming-Speed. I'll hide behind them. Shit, I don't even know if I've got all the pieces of my dress uniform..." you wander off, mentally composing a picture in which the missing pieces of your dress uniform are strategically hidden behind the peaked cap of the row of pilots in front and below you on the risers. "... what?" Minna says. "Come on, it should be easy. Night Fighter pilots are like the dirty stepchildren, they'll shuffle us to a corner anyhow. And Bader and Caldwell are squadron commanders - shit, Erica was too, before she was assigned here, right? Shouldn't be hard to duck the high-beams, you know?"Minna still hasn't resumed cleaning your back (to your deep regret.) "Didn't General Arnold tell you?"Oh god oh shit oh doom on you. "Oh god he's not going to make us TALK, is he-""You and your crew are getting the Congressional Medal of Honor." Your brain spins counter-clockwise, then it fucking implodes. >That is not me I am not that guy who can get that thing I wat oh noes wat do Minna help plz (as you flail like a jellyfish)>Oh. That's cool. I guess. (Make like an Ian and reveal NOTHING.) >I WILL NEVER GET ROBIN OUT OF THIS WAR IF I'M BIG DAMN HERO THIS CANNOT BE REAL (or is this just fantasy!?)
>>19628143That fact is well known... Wanna know how I got my trick knee?
>>19628143>Liam Oneesan
>>196281406 years too soon man
>>19628079oh boy
>>19628159>That is not me I am not that guy who can get that thing I wat oh noes wat do Minna help plz (as you flail like a jellyfish)Whaa?
>>19628159>[x] Flip your shit
>>19628159>act like kent
>Oh. That's cool. I guess. (Make like an Ian and reveal NOTHING.) We play this one straight.
>>19628159>softly explodeMostly I just love watching MC spazz out when his control freak thing slips.
>>19628140>not developed until 1948>no need for intercontinental bombers in SWQUProbably not. However,>Outfly jetshahahahaha wat. The thing was a fucking pig. It had the turning circle of a oil tanker with a broken rudder.
>>19628140No. Not yet. It's incredible operating ceiling might be of great import when we do STRIKE WITCHES: COLD WAR (AND HOT CHICKS). Only the B-36 and lunatic pilots can stop Mecha-Stalin and his armies of derpness!>B-29As of now it's just in perpetual, insanely expensive development and everybody's saying it will be a useless pig with no strategic value. Then accidentally the a-bomb
>>19628159>That is not me I am not that guy who can get that thing I wat oh noes wat do Minna help plz (as you flail like a jellyfish)>I WILL NEVER GET ROBIN OUT OF THIS WAR IF I'M BIG DAMN HERO THIS CANNOT BE REAL (or is this just fantasy!?)Man I am ALL ABOUT flailing!
>>19628159[x]Huh? Oh, that's cool i guessNo, my ears arnt bleeding why do you ask?
>>19628159>That is not me I am not that guy who can get that thing I wat oh noes wat do Minna help plz (as you flail like a jellyfish)3 CMoH's. To still living recipients.Isn't that some kind of record?Fuck, I don't think even our Pilot Cool can handle that.
>>19628186Not at high altitude.
>>19628159>>I WILL NEVER GET ROBIN OUT OF THIS WAR IF I'M BIG DAMN HERO THIS CANNOT BE REAL (or is this just fantasy!?)
>>19628191>clear SUBJECT field>clear ALL fields>redo noko forget nameHERPAt least firefox isn't doing it anymore (SETTINGS HOW DO THEY WORK)
>>19628159...I got nothing
>>19628159>That is not me I am not that guy who can get that thing I wat oh noes wat do Minna help plz (as you flail like a jellyfish)
>>19628159>Oh. That's cool. I guess. (Make like an Ian and reveal NOTHING.) Not a Goddamn Thing. Also we should leave and get someone elses dress uniform, that being a good one if they are giving us some real shiny medals.
>>19628159Flail like a jellyfish.
>>19628159Just turn around and stare at her with a blank expression, like a broken machine. Then when she thinks that we've been shut down by this news, grope her breasts.
>>19628159>Oh. That's cool. I guess. (Make like an Ian and reveal NOTHING.) then>That is not me I am not that guy who can get that thing I wat oh noes wat do Minna help plz (as you flail like a jellyfish)Interrupted by >I WILL NEVER GET ROBIN OUT OF THIS WAR IF I'M BIG DAMN HERO THIS CANNOT BE REAL (or is this just fantasy!?)
>>19628159>That is not me I am not that guy who can get that thing I wat oh noes wat do Minna help plz (as you flail like a jellyfish)Sounds entirely rational given the circumstances.
>>19628159>That is not me I am not that guy who can get that thing I wat oh noes wat do Minna help plz (as you flail like a jellyfish)so much falling apart it makes delicious tears for everything, do it.
>>19628159>That is not me I am not that guy who can get that thing I wat oh noes wat do Minna help plz (as you flail like a jellyfish)Yeeeaahhh. Time for about the only thing that can shock even a hardened military man to hit us.
>>19628159[x]flail like a jellyfishMaybe we'll touch something important.
thats cool. i guess.
[x]Oh. That's cool. I guess. (Make like an Ian and reveal NOTHING.) But under our grim facade,[x] I WILL NEVER GET ROBIN OUT OF THIS WAR IF I'M BIG DAMN HERO THIS CANNOT BE REAL
>>19628159Time to get our fucking flail on son
>>19628159>I WILL NEVER GET ROBIN OUT OF THIS WAR IF I'M BIG DAMN HERO THIS CANNOT BE REAL (or is this just fantasy!?)And flail like Lucchini
>>19628159You forgot your name.AND WHAT IS GOING ON IN ITALY SO FAR? DON'T YOU HOLD OUT ON ME.
>>19628159and suddenly we were the flail wail.
>>19628159>That is not me I am not that guy who can get that thing I wat oh noes wat do Minna help plz (as you flail like a jellyfish)Nothing like a bit of full blown panic.
>>19628246>doing anything like LucchiniYou take that back, motherfucker
>>19628246ThisThis in every way
>>19628256MUST SAVE DELICIOUS OLIVE OIL.
>>19628070Wait... the guy that wrote those is among us?Wow. I thought those screencaps were from long ago.
>>19628159>That is not me I am not that guy who can get that thing I wat oh noes wat do Minna help plz (as you flail like a jellyfish)Are we flying Audie Murphy now?
>>19628159>>19628197"Are you going to be ok though Minna? You realize my Ego is going to be like, crazy inflated."
Those guys. They knew all along Minna was in the baths.They threw us in here to help us make up with Minna!
>I WILL NEVER GET ROBIN OUT OF THIS WAR IF I'M BIG DAMN HERO THIS CANNOT BE REAL (or is this just fantasy!?)IMOUTOS ARE TOP PRIORITY.
>>19628159Outwardly:>FlailInwardly:>Worry about imouto
>>19628278Bastards!
>>19628186The large wing area and the option of starting the four jet engines gave the B-36 a wide margin between stall speed (VS) and maximum speed (Vmax) at these altitudes. This made the B-36 more maneuverable at high altitude than the USAF jet interceptors of the day, which either could not fly above 40,000 ft (12,000 m), or if they did, were likely to stall out when trying to maneuver or fire their guns.[20]
>>19628302this, completely and utterly this.
>>19628256I swear to god, I haven't actually decided yet. So I can't give you any solid answers. >nameThis comes of always posting anon, re-adding noko reflex if I see it missing, but tripcodes? Yeesh. When I first started writing on touhou-project they had to threaten me till I got a trip. And I NEVER occasionally delete it to spread paranoia that I'm fucking with people via anonymous comments.... Sorry, reflex.
>>19628159"Minna, if there's any chance you could lend me a jeep and a revolver, I'd really prefer to take care of the Fitz..."
>>19628318Incidentally, there is a story of a Navy F-9 Panther pilot who was trolled out of the air by a B-36 crew in that fashion.>HOW SLOOOOOW CAN YA GOOOOO
planefag removes his trip to vote for being nice to minna. infa 103%
>>19628344Planefag, you are a veritable treasure trove of aerial trivia.What else do you know?
>>19628318this. More or less, it could trollface planes.>turn at high altitude> martian craft stall out"Problem, Aliems?">That is not me I am not that guy who can get that thing I wat oh noes wat do Minna help plz (as you flail like a jellyfishAlso, medal of fucking honor. We are literally the best if this is true. Fuck, we are set for life, we should run for President or something after this shit, ...WE ARE SO FUCKING KENNEDY IT HURTS.
>>19628325Obviously its Papal Witches.DEUS VULT!
>>19628367Let's just make sure the toupe is bulletproof kay?
>>19628325Arright. Imma just assume Anzio happens, and write it up as if the 4th Rangers were a composite witch armor unit, and the Nazis were martians.
>>19628377GOD DAMMIT STOP GIVING ME IDEAS
>>19628419son of a bitchtwo seconds on gelbooru andand
>>19628159[x] WE JELLYFISH NOW
>>19628419What, are you kidding? It fits FLAWLESSLY with the alternate religions we did. It makes perfect sense. The Papacy would be quick to condone magic if they could control part of it. We talked that over.A Papal Witch unit would be completely in line with http://www.mediafire.com/view/?f7m39l5bkq4h013
>>19628440shit
>>19628440FUCK. FUCK.GREAT NOW I'VE GOT TO WORK THIS INTO THE CANON SOMEHOWSHITnoo thread soon
>>19628462No, that part is a given. Just like the traditional swiss mercenary guards. No, I'm saying, the Pope has magic. I mean, how could he not.
>>19628469Intredasting.
>>19628484Oh, before you forget we need to talk to Minna about why Edinburgh wanted Sean so bad.
>>19628484God Wills It.But would The Pope be the ultimate Gnome, and have his own striker unit?Papal God Gundam style?
>>19628496yes this
>>19628484Mind control magic
>>19628484Actually...that does work. If there were anyone west of Istanbul who knew of Male Magic, it's the College of Cardinals. It would make sense if they bought into the male magic myths making good Popes.
>>19628484The pope is a GNOME. A PREACHING GNOME.No seriously, gnomes put their heart and soul into their work, to use their tools better than anyone else.The pope has words as his tools, and his faith is his work.
>>19628469So you're saying you need toCanonize the Papal Witches?Sorry, Couldn't resist
>>19628484The pope can tap into the tiny power of each of the millions and millions of followers.
>>19628484Naturally. She's a witch you know. They changed that rule for Pope Joan.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Joan
>>19628565>Outwardly:>>Flail>Inwardly:>>Flail
>>19628565That is not your question to ask.
>>19628549>pretend to be a guy>get knocked up>make it all the way to Papacy>water breaks on the ride there>stoned, executed, name ruinedShame they didn't have coathangers back then.
>>19628565Don't worry. PF's already on it:>>19628469
>>19628565see >>19628469
>>19628565We've hit over 1000 posts before. But yes, new thread soon.
Outwardly:>Flail (like a jellyfish)Inwardly:>Worry about imoutoI am new to these threads, but this thread appears to have over 500 posts and is on page 8 or so.Should a new thread be made?
>>19628520The Swiss Pikemen and the Pope should all have Striker suits and be equipped with beam pikes that can fire like Gouauld staff weapons.
>>19628614
>>19628602>>19628565Just what are you doing?
>>19628627Being a newfag
>>19628627Posting a slightly different version of my post and deleting the old one. Course by that time everybody had already responded to my original post.
