>>19618989
Return Yayoi to the bed.
And it may be necessary to stop time and ask our hallucination if she's here to wake us up.

>>19618989
Very carefully, and gently return her to the bed.

Also use this opportunity to do a quick check for witch kisses and other signs of magical taint or tampering.

Think, try to find what we're missing.

Start checking entrances. windows, doors, vents, anything that you can fit a human head through.

>>19618989
Make sure we're not in an illusion, do standard checks for such things, see if books and lettering are coherent, if clocks are consistent, if we feel pain if we pinch ourself, if there is anything strange in the corner of our vision. Every trick we can think of to make sure this isn't and illusion or a Witch's barrier.

Try and return her to bed.
If that fails get a blanket and leave her asleep. As long as nothing happens we can leave her there

This sort of reminds us of a time before we were utterly broken after all

I'm pretty sure we're asleep.

We should wake up.

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Test my Fate

Hallucination-Madoka said she wanted to kill us herself. Maybe she'll help us out, if only so that another Witch doesn't kill us before she can have fun tormenting us?

Alright, we have a suspicion that we are in a sort of sleep-induced psychosis illusion right? So technically this is a dream.
Then start jumping from a sufficiently high place, or anything that will simulate falling. The sensation of falling, induced or real, always wakes me up.

>Did it myself during a nightmare.

>>19619080
>>19619250

Combine these, make the checks and use timestop to see if madoka has something smart to say.

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>>19619015

The former idol's half-asleep proposition - and considering it one is stretching it a bit too far already, at least to you - while sweet, is not proper at the moment. Besides, it never paid to get involved with clients or the girlfriend of clients, and you're not about to start THAT habit now. No, you'll stick to the painkillers and alcohol. Those vices, at least you can handle.

You make to rise from the chair, to lift her off of you and bring her back to Iori's side, where she belongs - when suddenly you realize that you are physically unable to. Your arms, your legs, your entire body seems to have been frozen stiff, your muscles filled with lead, your veins pumping coagulated ice. Even the smallest movement involving your neck seems to take all your strength, and your eyes widen at this rather surprising development.

It's then that Yayoi, still on your lap, starts to giggle. Giggling in a way you've already heard before, in that call you made to that strange number earlier. The shrill laughing that was punctuated with gunshots.

"As expected of a magical girl," Yayoi whispers into your ear. "I was wondering how long before you found out, Matsuda-san. It's almost commendable how quickly you did. I thought I was going to be disappointed" She reaches up with a hand, tracing a line down your cheek.

"You might as well stop trying to get up. By the moment you wake up, they'll be finished with Iori." Yayoi smiles. "Oh, they won't touch you, I made them promise. Call it a courtesy being extended from one professional to another."

How do you react?

>>19619299
This bitch is gonna die. Turn on time stop, see if that releases some level of the hold, blow her full of holes. KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL.

>>19619299
Interesting, this is sleep paralysis, if I am not mistaken.

Try to time stop if possible. That might throw it off. Struggle mentally as well, anything to shake the damn thing off

>>19619299
Waking up would be a good start.

>>19619299
Goddammit.
This probably isn't even the real Yayoi.

Crap, how can we wake up if we can't move? What about our shield? Can we get it to activate without us moving it?

>>19619299
>can barely move
Okay, here's the plan. A little bluff will do. Smile subtly. Then start moving your lips, as if whispering / difficult to talk (which should be). She'll want to hear and come closer... at whitch point [no_spoilers_on_tg]we bite the bitch and rip her ear off![/why_moot_why]

>>19619299
Magical FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU and snap her hold

>>19619361
Thats the tricky bit, kind hard to do anything if we are paralyzed.

As far as I remember, the shield needs to turn in order to work, but physical application (hands) Im not so sure. Any Madokafags here to elaborate?

As for the paralysis, anything physical is useless, this is dreamworld. Best thing we can do is mental strenght, meditate into it or something.
If that fails, we can always use rage. Lot's and lot's of pure noir RAGE.

>>19619336
>Interesting, this is sleep paralysis, if I am not mistaken.
Worse than that, with sleep paralysis you cant at least still hear and see (well, in your primary arc of view anyway) when's going on around. We don't even have as much.

>>19619414
Well shit, so this is MAGIC bullshit sleep fuckery. Damn

Still with the mental power push by way of meditative, happiness or RAGE (This is noir so I dont expect happiness).

>>19619401
IIRC, Mami managed to work her magic even when her whole body was wrapped in "tentacles" of the witch. In EP2 (the fight where she actually wins and _doesn't_ have her head bitten of).

>>19619432
>happiness
hahaha, no
>RAGE
Imagine QB's face. Do it. Face of that white grinning bastard right on top of whats-her-name neck. Imagine you can kill him now. Kill him in the way that makes him STAY DEAD. You can do it!

>>19619452
YESS. Imagine QB in flames, in massive rotary blades of pain, in vats of caustic chemicals. Imagine all them QB's screaming in a chorus of pain and sorrow. Wait, this might actually make our MC happy. Ah well, whatever works.

Also try to activate any of the Shield's effects.

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>>19619336
>>19619327

So much for being prepared. So much for being thorough. So much for actually hoping that things would go right this time, that things would finally go your way after so many times of it being the complete and utterly crushing contrary. You thought that this would be different than your previous assignments, but life is rarely so kind.

Of course, you find this funny, somehow. It's hilarious, the way you were so endearingly optimistic.

You manage a smile, a feeble laugh, and Yayoi blinks at this, seemingly taken aback by this. She blinks again as your laugh becomes just a little bit louder, despite how vulnerable you are right now, despite how even breathing took so much effort, so much focus.

You are still laughing as the gears in your shield crunch together, the device turning itself a complete 180 degrees, hard enough that the impact claws sparks into the air.

The pink-haired girl, once more, manifests into view. Now beside you, both gloved hands on her slim waist, looking down at you with her midnight black eyes and an expression that could be considered as amusement.

"Well, I'm glad you find everything funny, Homura-chan." The girl says after a moment. "You always had a weird sense of humor, even when you're just about to die."

She doesn't seem to be going for the kill, strangely enough. And you still can't move, despite the time stop.

[]Ask her for help in waking you up.
[]Tell her to go away, and try to wake yourself up.

>>19619555
[]Ask her for help in waking you up.

We are not in a position to bargain here, I think. We need help, for better or worse. Besides, if Pinky Dollface here wanted to kill us, she would have done so long ago.

>>19619555
I'd rather not ask for her help, but don't dismiss her yet.

Start by trying to wake ourself up, if it works flip her the bird as we leave, if not then ask for help.

To wake ourself up summon up our determination, our hate, our pure seething raw hatred for the pink haired girl, for Kyubey, for everything about this world that we detest. The hate that we cover in alcohol and cigarettes to keep from burning too hot. HATE.

>>19619555
[x] ask for her help
Offer her Iori's panties as payment.

>>19619555
Hate to admit it but I could really use a hand here.

If not, at least give me a minute, I've got something important to take care of.

Ask her for help

Say she can't really kill us if we die here by Yayoi's or our own hand

>>19619573
Anon's got a good point, we are in time stop.
Maybe 10 seconds of PURE RAGE AND HATE. Go full AM. Or any other string emotion we have. Desperation or total lack of purpose in life.
Pull no stops. If that doesnt work, then ask for help.

Changing vote from here>>19619572 to this.

>completely out-of-character suggestions
Knights gonna white.

>>19619615
How is realizing we are fucked and need help out of character?

A little help pinky? Can't quite make it to that seven o'clock heart extraction you have me planned for it I kick the bucket here

>>19619555

[x] Try to wake yourself up. Fuck this, fuck the traitorous idol, kill it all.

>>19619555
Try to wake ourself up. Worst happens we have to ask for help, but I'd rather not if we can tell Witch Idol Bitch to go fuck herself under our own power, shoot her in the face and stub our cigarette out on what will remain of her eye.

>>19619555
Tell the bitch to piss off and we will be dealing with her later. WAKE UP NEO

So this Idol is a magical bitch, same one that possibly controlled that girl we offed?

Or perhaps there is even ANOTHER magical girl~

>>19619615
Did you forget about the walpurgis night?

[X]Ask her for help in waking you up.

What's the name of the doujin referenced in thread 2? I uh, only wanna read it because it's plot-relevant. Honest.

>>19619555
> []Tell her to go away, and try to wake yourself up.

>>19619622
>Pinky
I support giving her this nickname. Ask for her help, with our usual cynism.

Ask for her help, do not kill the brainwashed idol but do kill the otaku.

>>19619584 >>19619578 >>19619573
You do your level best to ignore the sweet, cloying scent of the pink-haired girl from your nightmares as you close your eyes and try to concentrate. You've never been one to ask help from anyone - not even when the rapidly-approaching alternative was making peace with whatever god was there and hoping your remains don't make that much of a bloody mess. No, you try not to rely on others.

For a moment, you try to will yourself awake. Forcing everything you've got into it. Your anger. Your dissatisfaction. Surely you've got lots of that, somewhere. Your want to simply...well, simply be happy again, even if you know full well you don't deserve it. Your hatred of mimes and the little bastards that insist to use the words 'utilize' instead of use.

In your mind, you try to fan a single ember into a flame - but you fail utterly as you realize that this could be your way out. Of course you'll be sorry about Iori, but...hey, at least you tried, right?

You open your eyes, and look towards the magical girl with the dead eyes.

You murmur the two words that you've never said to anyone else except a certain blonde girl with the exceedingly large endowments.

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>>19619828

She hears them, and her smile widens.

"Ah, ah...this is strange. This is new. Homura-chan, asking for MY help? After all we've done together, after you shot me here--" she touches the center of her forehead with a finger. "--and killed me even before I'd barely started?"

She raises her left hand, and a replica of your shield - sans the gash on the center gem, of course - manifests in a purple flash of light onto her forearm. All three orbs trailing black smoke. "Well, just for once, I can switch sides. I can help the protagonist a few times, since this predicament you've clumsily stumbled into rather spoils the ending a bit, if you die here." The shield clacks into position, and she draws a golden Desert Eagle from it. "I'll help you, Homura-chan, and in the way you'd appreciate more. And don't worry - consider this a freebie. You won't owe me anything."

It's then that she places the barrel mouth of the oversized handcannon against your temple.

"I assure you that this is in no way foreshadowing or being symbolic or anything," She giggles. "But it's certainly cute. Any last words?"

What do you say before she wakes you up?

>>19619840
D: that face

Also, "Pancakes" Throw her off.

>>19619851
Yes.

>>19619840
"I'll kill you so hard, you'll die to death."

>>19619840
Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.

>>19619767
Hell, we're not even sure if it is an otaku anymore. This kind of magical hullabaloo usually mean witches.

But crazy idol bitch needs to be put down, temporarily. Preferably not chopping/blowing/mutating her in the process, but these are acceptable losses. She just needs to stay alive.

>>19619840
"Christ, I dont get paid enough for this shit. Well, I'll see you late, Pinky McCrazyBitch, or whoever the hell you are. Just fucking do it."
And this>>19619851

And while we're at it, once this assignment is done, and if we're still alive, get a couple of QBs and fucking eviscerate them. With a dull knife. Slowly.

>>19619840
"See you in hell."

>>19619840
So is that hair colour from where I sprayed your brains over the wall or just that terrible naturally

>>19619840
Later Pinky

>>19619868
This

>>19619871
Lust witch controlling the otaku's
It would work easily enough

>>19619851
"I could really go for some pancakes right now...."

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>>19619868
You spit out the invective before gritting your teeth and closing your eyes. Too many times you've found yourself in the exact same situation, most of those times the hand holding the gun your own. It's not that you're afraid of the pain, or scared of what waited for you afterwards. Hell, if Pinky here had given you the gun and you could move enough to pull the trigger, you'd have done it.

All you're bracing for, really, is waking up and finding out that you've failed someone who willingly put their life in your hands once again.

A heavy metallic click. A blinding explosion. A crunching pain blossoming in from the side of your head for a split second before being numbed by something cold that slowly spreads throughout your entire body.

The last thing you think of before you die, funnily enough, is the word 'Pancakes'.

Sometimes you surprise even yourself.

>>19620191
I'm disappointed by this situation. It seems very unlikely now that we will get to apply some electrical wires to an otaku's testicles as we grill them over who sent them.
Or use a blowtorch to slowly roast them from the feet up.
Or play Dentist with a knife and power drill.

I really think that Chiaki could have used the stress relief.

>>19620231
Now I'm disappointed too.

>>19620191
Shit...
The fun of just getting here.

>>19620231
>>19620247
>>19620265
Patience, my friends. We will get to "play" with the filthy plebians. Soon

And if the off chance that we dont get our daily dose of torturing the fucks, there's still Kyuubey.

>>19620298
Torturing Kyubey is boring, sure we never run out of something to torture but he never screams, never begs for the pain to stop, he just doesn't really seem to care. It's not fun.

>>19620298
>there's still Kyuubey
Yeah, I suppose. But it's just not the same when we know that he can just get another body to annoy us with.

>>19620298
>And if the off chance that we dont get our daily dose of torturing the fucks, there's still Kyuubey.

Eh.... that's not even satisfying in the least

>>19620314
>>19620316
>>19620323
Its better than nothing. And think of all the possibilities of torture to the little mutant cat. Blenders, train tracks, lobotomies, turning one inside out.
Think of it as practice. Or a game. The technique that lets QB live the longest with the most 'probable' pain wins

>>19620344
.....bleh

>>19620344
See I imagine this as just a way to keep in practice as far as we are concerned

Getting to torture these otaku's that's a nice gift wrapped stress beater that we have been in need of for quite a while

>>19620367
>>19620355
Agreed. Those were only backup plans.
First goal is to protect the charge.
More preferable 2nd goal is to torture the fucks to an inch of death.

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>>19620191

You wake up to the sound of Iori screaming your name. Again and again and again, her voice already hoarse from panic and fear and desperation. She is screaming your name, pleading for you to wake up, right before the gloved hand of the heavyset man in dark military fatigues on top of her gags her with a pair of her own panties.

You wake up with everything hurting. You're on the floor, sprawled on your stomach. Beside you is Yayoi, on all fours, busy throwing up what looks to be blood in between foul language that you're sure the real Yayoi probably wouldn't utter in her own lifetime. You're sure of this because the girl in the black sweater isn't Yayoi at all, but a magical girl with brilliant green hair and crimson eyes.

There are four other men besides the one on top of Iori, and they seem to be wearing some very serious gear. Flak jackets, grenades, AK-47s, everything. You move slightly and see that the circular skylight has been shattered from the outside, rappelling rope trailing down from it.

A video camera, set on a tripod, is beside the bed, aimed at the pair.

They seem to have not realized that you've waken up.

What do you do?

>>19620391
Time Stop, cap each one in the head, one by one. Double tap to make sure.

>>19620391
>
>A video camera, set on a tripod, is beside the bed, aimed at the pair.
>
>They seem to have not realized that you've waken up.


Oh Boy.
time to make a real snuff movie

>>19620402
This!
Seconded!

>>19620391
Time Stop.
Shoot two of the thugs in the head, doubletap.
Shoot the other two thugs in both knees, and through both hands.
Shoot the magical girl in the knees and hands as well.

>>19620391
Time-stop, shoot them at all major joints, and pulverize their hands and legs. Completely immobilize them. We need entertainment later.

Then shoot witch bitch in the head with all remaining bullets.

Prep a new gun. With the luck were having, this plan will not work.

>>19620418
Use the camera to record the wholesale slaughter. Time to earn the name Murderface

>>19620391
Stand up, oh you fucks are going to get it now
Time stop, pin them to the walls with stakes, blades, spears, whatever else we have get Iori protected and then let's have some fun with these fucks

>>19620391
Grin like a madman, I do believe we get to have some fun here.

Time stop, pump a few magazines of ammo into the magical girl, confirm the kill as much as possible. We might be able to take her without the time stop but she might hit us with something or use a large magical attack that endangers the Principal.

Then we have to decide if we're going to have fun with the soldiers or not, I like the idea of crippling them, unarming them and letting them feel all the pain Iori and Yayoi did before we finish them, but I think Iori would be rather freaked out by us torturing people in front of her so we would have to do it outside which we can not do, therefore we have to make it quick. We probably don't need time stop for these chumps after the Magical Girl is dead, but if we can keep it going easily than just double tap them all in the head, if not then turn it off after killing the Magical Girl and then slaughter them efficiently.

>>19620435
>>19620418
>>19620436
I was thinking about releasing a video of the ensuing session onto the Internet with a little message: "How does it feel, being on the receiving end this time?"

>>19620442
Yeah, maybe we should take the 'interrogation session' into the bathroom?

Time stop. Shoot the bastards two or three times in the head each.
Knock the magical girl unconscious and tie her up. I'm not sure if she's in this willingly, what with the throwing up blood. We'll interrogate her later and then decide if we shoot her.

>>19620391

these bastards have ruined what COULD have been a nice quiet night, i propose timestop (if still possible) and generous application of weapon to all opponents.

some concern though, seems like the witch/magical girl? deals mostly with illusions?
are the Otaku's equiped with head gear?

>>19620452
>I was thinking about releasing a video of the ensuing session onto the Internet with a little message: "How does it feel, being on the receiving end this time?"
>
I was thinking the similar thing hence the "snuff movie"

>>19620467
Sodomize one of them with an AK-47 for a few minutes and then pull the trigger?

>>19620529
until it goes click

Just kill them quickly. Maybe leave one utterly incapacitated for later interrogation.

We still need to re-secure the principal so we shouldn't waste time playing with the bastards.

>>19620556

Yeah. Don't waste any time brutalizing the grunts. There's a possibly rogue magical girl here, we need to get this done quickly and cleanly while minimizing trauma/injury done to the client.

>>19620556
Oh, of course. This is all for after we make sure that Iori is safe.

As for the Magical Girl...she treated us with professional courtesy. I think we should reciprocate. Grab her Soul Gem. We'll need to interrogate her later, to see if there's another Incubator at odds with QB.

Guys, guys!
Remember that she's a Magical Girl; shooting her in the head won't be enough. Just grab her Soul Gem and that'll take her out of the fight.

>>19620573
>>19620580
Seconding soul gem grabbery. Didn't think of it before since I'm not familiar with the setting.

>>19620580
Emptying a magazine into her face is a good first move, it ought to incapacitate her long enough to make grabbing the soul gem an easy proposition.

>>19620391

time stop, grab soul gem, secure principal, shoot everything else.

>>19620573
>>19620580
>>19620591

Do recall that magical girls can still control their bodies within 100 meters of the soul gem. She might still be a threat depending on what kind of powers she has, especially if there are any other surprises waiting.

>>19620618
We're pretty high up right? Keep soul gem, throw body out the window.

>>19620632
Do the windows even open up? We can't shoot them open; they're bulletproof.
And what happens if we put the Soul Gem into our shield's extra-dimensional space?

>>19620719
I don't know what would happen and I would be very hesitant to even attempt that.

JUST CRUSH THE DAMN GEM!

>>19620739
Can't do that. Won't be able to interrogate her later.

Alternatively, we just do to her what we did to Sayaka: whack her in the head with our shield and question her when she wakes up later.

>>19620784
We can do that and take her Soul Gem.
Shoot her in the joints, secure the principal, tie up the magical girl.

why is the magical girl vomiting blood? did the grunts shoot her?

why?

>>19620734
I wouldn't. It would probably knock her out since the soul gem is more than 100 meters away

>>19620921
I doubt she was shot, I'm guessing it is magical backlash due to Pinky breaking her spell over us.

>>19620927

That would be true under the assumption that hammerspace is considered to be effectively outside of any conventional measurement. But since this hasn't been done before, it is also possible that the shield itself, or ourself, would count as the location of the soul gem as magic isn't bound completely by physical laws. It would be preferable not to risk it and simply put her out cold while we have the initiative.

As >>19620934 suggests, if this magical girl can paralyze us, it's better to be absolutely sure she's the one taking a nap.

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>>19620442
>>19620435
>>19620433

"Hey, Midori, are you okay over there?" The man right on top of Iori, nearly covering the skinny idol in his bulk and girth, casts the still-vomiting Magical Girl a concerned look through his mask.

"I'll...I'll be fine," The green-haired girl manages to choke out. "J-just...kinda overworked I guess," she adds after wiping her mouth with a sleeve. "W-what was that? Girl with pink hair and...black eyes? How'd she get into my illusion?"

"Well, er, if you're okay, can you stop getting sick in here? It's kind of ruining the mood, here." The otaku complains weedily, prompting his armed companions to snigger and laugh. "I mean, can't you do it outside or something--"

His sentence dies in his throat - as do all other noise inside the room - as you stagger slightly unsteadily back to your feet. Your shield is clicking, clicking fast, clicking erratically, its two remaining gems burning crimson. You must have been smiling rather terribly as you see both the magical girl and Iori look upon you in horror as you spread both your arms to the side - each hand gripping a fully-loaded Ingram Mac 10, fingers already carressing the triggers.

You don't need time stop with what you're about to do. The otakus seem to be frozen in place, completely in shock, and you hear one of them whimper, a puddle of yellow forming underneath one of his booted feet.

Everyone in this room - barring you, barring your principal, and barring the magical girl who gave you enough professional courtesy not to have you raped - is going to die.

>>19620999
Remember to incapacitate and get the soul gem from the other Magical Girl, we need to interrogate and torture her. She will end up dead, she provides idol raping services to people, that means she's a bad person, that means we feel no guilt no matter what we do to her.

>>19620999

not that i mind in the slightest but how are we suppose to NOT hit our principal with those?

>>19621040
We're an extremely good shot. We aren't just going to hold down the triggers, short efficient bursts to kill every single one of those otaku.

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>>19620999
>Everyone in this room - barring you, barring your principal, and barring the magical girl who gave you enough professional courtesy not to have you raped - is going to die.
I'm looking forward to this.

We need to incapacitate the Magical Girl.

As it is, she's just a professional; she's not doing this to get her kicks. It's just a job to her. So no torturing her, it sets a bad precedent.

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>>19621040

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>>19620999
SHIT JUST GOT REAL

We should start laughing. Fun time starts now.

>>19620999

Stopping time is your gimmick. It's your neat little trick, being a Magical girl. It's the same with being able to, say, pull an unlimited number of swords out of your cape. Or doing the same with gigantic spears that break apart into multi-sectioned staves. Or having a D-cup when you've barely seventeen.

You wish you could have stopped time right now. Not because you wanted to have that edge over these bastards who thought raping idols at the peak of their careers were good fun. Not because you thought they had a chance, even when you're grossly outnumbered and have a magical girl working against you.

No, you wished you could stop time so you could savor this moment for as long as you want.

It's when they snap themselves into desperate action that you start murdering them. Your fingers strumming the triggers, letting off precise bursts in tight, impeccable groupings. The first one, from across the room, dies with his face reduced to hamburger, painting the window behind him a lumpy crimson. He falls backward, his feet kicking out at the camera tripod, making it wobble and lean back against the wall, the recording not simply focusing on the bed itself.

>>19621147
No, no laughing. I mean, we're not insane.

… Right?

I just realized, the other magical girl saw pinky too.
Guess she might not be just a figment of our fucked up psyche.

>>19621178
We're a bit iffy on our relation to sanity, not in a wacky crazy way, but in a we've seen some serious shit major trauma way. Laughing seems a bit off, but I could see having a massive smile on our face.

>>19621178
Not yet, not in this iteration.

>>19621162
Man, I hope the camera is recording all of this.

>>19621178
We're amnesiac and substance abuse-y, but probably not insane, if pinky is an actual outside force and not our hallucination.

We still enjoy our job. Immensely. It lets us use guns. Lots and lots of guns.

>>19621227
Not the jobs we normally take. Just these rare few ones where we can temporarily delude ourselves into thinking we're a good person by taking out trash like rapists.

>>19621053
See I can understand that from a business perspective
But we are a broken mess of a magical girl who was taunted by another magical girl. Remember the pocky chewing whore and her girlfriend who wanted to perforate our kidneys? On the scale of like to dislike they are our best friends compared to this bitch. We are going to get what we want out of her then make her wish she had never thought of doing this job

>>19621254
Nah we know we are a terrible person. We just enjoy performing truly terrible acts on even worse scum than we are

>>19621286
took the words right out of my mouth.

>>19621286
Well, in THAT case, we should sodomize one of the guys with his own gun, then.

Yes, I know he has an AK. Force it.

>>19621346
Let's just kill them

>>19621346
I think that's overdoing it, a bit. And it's definitely too much work.

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>>19621162

The second one dies with half his face shorn away as you give him a prolonged burst from both guns, each one kicking futilely in your iron grip, their stream of death tight and confined as they send him crashing through one of the plate-glass windows - not shattering it, but merely knocking the pane out of its frame through the sheer weight of his slack corpse and the amount of hardware piled on it. He doesn't scream on the way down - but the third does.

The fourth, you're not even looking at as you kill him, a snapshot that buries a .45 round into his skull and making a rather grotesque exit wound flower at the back of his head. He drops to the floor like a sack of limp things you usually put in a sack and throw into a lake.

You save the would-be rapist for last. It's then that you recognize him as the guard you manhandled earlier.

His skull explodes from the massive soft-tipped round, sent from the golden desert eagle that had suddenly replaced the Mac 10 in your right hand. The right hand that bore your shield.

And during this, both Iori and the Magical Girl is still screaming.

What do you do?

>>19621365
"Shut up"
Point gun at magical girl
"Because you was so professional with me, i will be professional with you. I'll kill you in the most professional way possible if you choose to cooperate.
If you don't though, you will discover how you shouldn't mess with a magical girl with drink issues"

"You may call me Murderface"

>>19621365
Look at ourself since we have obviously turned into a pink haired monstrosity.

Then get back to business and make that little bitch regret the day she was born so that we get our information out of her

Make sure Iori is safe and we have the magical girl subdued first though

>>19621365
Shoot both kneecaps off the magical girl to make sure she doesn't go anywhere or try anything funny.
Then check on Iori physical and mental state. Try to calm her down.

>>19621365
Grab the other girl's soul gem before she can do anything, interogation start.

>>19621365
Keep the gun pointed at Midori, make sure we're not wearing pink, if we are we'll deal with it later.

Shoot Midori in the kneecaps.

Tell Midori to take her soul gem, place it on the floor and gently roll it towards us or we'll consign her to the most painful fate imaginable, but if she cooperates we will treat her with the same level of professional courtesy that she showed us.

Then we ask her some questions, are we wearing pink, who is she working for, what did she do to us, why is she doing this?

>>19621410
Seconded.

>>19621405
Not professional enough.

>>19621365

Secure the magical girl with all the necessary precautions that I probably don't know one bit about because I am unfamiliar with the setting. Bind her or something so she can't pull any more of that magical voodoo shit out of her hat, or knock her out.

After that, check on Iori. She's going to be freaked the hell out one way or another; we need to do some damage control here.

>>19621365
>golden DEagle
>shield on right arm
Huh, guess we turned into McPinkHair.

Point the barrel of the gun right between the magical girl's eyes.
"Midori, right? You treated me as a fellow professional, so I'll extend the same courtesy to you. Give me any trouble, and I'll kill you before you can blink."
Grab the girl's Soul Gem.

"I'll deal with you later."
Pistol-whip her into unconsciousness.
Make sure that Iori is unharmed.

>>19621365

make sure magical girl isn't going to try anything soon but keep her for interrogation

untie Iori, cover her with towel/sheets and try to calm her down.

>>19621365
Disabuse the magical girl of the delusion that she has working limbs by shooting out her knees and elbows. Knock the corpse off Iori, then tie up the magical girl. I'm sure QB wouldn't mind talking to her.

Apologize to Iori for the mess, stop the camera.

>>19621387
We're not killing her. She's more useful captured. As would have the would-be rapist.

>>19620391
I fucking told you last thread to ask her happy ass to stand in front of the door and shoot her in the face through it but NOBODY LISTENED. I fucking warned you.

>>19621474
Good for you. Now stop bitching.

We should consider moving out of this room. It's been compromised.
And shit, is the entire security detail dead, or replaced?

>>19621510
None of them are trustworthy, but then again, none of them are really a threat to us. Just keep them away so they can't take Iori hostage and there shouldn't be anything we can't handle.

>>19621510

i don't think they needed to replace anyone, since they used the illusion magic.

>>19621474
Yes and you were told no because that would have gone down so fucking well with the girl who thought her friend was standing on the other side of the door

And if we had have followed your plan I dare say we would have killed the proper Yayoi since derailing things that much would have necessitated a change of plans

tl;dr fuck you your plan wasn't that good anyway

>>19621510
I would say dead
Remember the phone call and the gunshots? That was us hearing the security team dying is my bet

>>19621365
Appropriate music for this scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4owjNqCEC8

captcha: retargr dyeing.

Certainly.

>>19621571
Maybe after a clustfuck like this, they'll start to take security seriously.

The Golden Desert Eagle makes you stop and wonder for a moment, before you look down at yourself, in case you find yourself in another body. Nope, you seem to be in the same one you've always remembered yourself being. At the very least you still really need a drink.

Later. You'll have a drink later. Right now, there's work to do.

Tossing the other Ingram to a far corner of the room - it was nearly empty anyway - you step forward, advancing on the still-screaming, green-haired magical girl. She shrinks at your approach, babbling almost incoherently, her crimson eyes mere dots that focus on you, then on the gun in your hand, and back at you again. Clearly hysterical, clearly traumatized at seeing someone reduce five living, breathing human beings into nothing but meat in the span of ten seconds.

Strange. She seemed just being in the same room where a brutal rape was about to take place.

You thank her for her professionalism by shooting her kneecaps out. Two angry, blinding reports from the gaudy handcannon, and her legs are reduced to bloody stumps at the knee. She screams harder and louder than she ever did since the debacle started, before passing out promptly.

You tug the rappelling rope from the skylight and use it to truss the now-disabled Magical Girl up, making sure she's gagged. Her soul gem, a red one affixed to her choker, is safely deposited in your inventory.

Iori is still screaming, looking at everything in pure horror, tears in her eyes. She is literally naked, and a corpse is on top of her. The corpse you could deal with easily enough, but what about her?

How do you handle this situation?

[]Do what you can to comfort her. Apologize for your shortcomings.
[]Call Mami. She knows how to handle this. You're not...equipped to handle such delicate things.

>>19621677
Call Mami but at least do some stuff to calm her.
Get ride of the corpse give her clothes and stuff

>>19621677
>
>[]Call Mami. She knows how to handle this. You're not...equipped to handle such delicate things.

less chance of fucking things up this way

......No prolonged torturing session on the rapists and the girl??

>>19621677
Apologise, remove the corpse, untie her, give her clothes then call Mami. Try to comfort her as best we can while we wait for Mami to get here.

>>19621677

Can we do both?

Anyways, get the corpse off of her and get a clean blanket or something and use it to cover her. We might also want to cover up the bodies with some other cloth.

[X]Call Mami. She knows how to handle this. You're not...equipped to handle such delicate things.

We can blunder our way through being a good person when things are going fairly okay. More or less. This is beyond us, we'll just make it worse.

>>19621677
Both. Tell Mami we need her help here, and apologize for our shortcomings while she's on her way.

>>19621677
>[]Do what you can to comfort her. Apologize for your shortcomings.
>[]Call Mami. She knows how to handle this. You're not...equipped to handle such delicate things.

Can't we do both? Call Mami and while she is on her way try to comfort her.

>>19621677
Call Mami right fucking now. We really have absolutely no clue how to deal with this. Get her some clothes and get rid of the corpse on top of her, maybe move her into the bathroom where there's not so much blood.

>>19621677
[X]Do what you can to comfort her. Apologize for your shortcomings.

We'll get Mami's advice as soon as we can, but this requires immediate action. Remove the body, untie her, get her some clothing, get her into the shower and try to be comforting. Offer her a cigarette, it's our way of being kind. Once we have done immediate damage control call Mami.

How much do you think a porn vid of this caliber is worth anyway?

>>19621677
Get the corpse off of her, wipe any blood away from her, get her over to the bathroom and get her into a bathrobe, all while trying to comfort her.

Then call Mami. We need advice on how to handle this, and get her to arrange a place for us to stay. Maybe at her place if she's willing.

>>19621741
i managed to avoid using the word "chucklefuck" when i said we should call mami, but that post makes me regret restraining myself

>>19621741
I'm not sure, we had a stroke of luck when the tripod fell back against the wall and got a wider angle instead of falling to the floor, but we're still not sure if we got good footage or not. We'll have to check it out later, see what it caught before we assess the value. In certain markets, if it's good quality, it might go for a fair bit. Not as much if we went full torture but pretty good, and if we got the kneecap portion the value will skyrocket.

>>19621677
Call Mami then try to calm down Iori.
Apologize for our shortcomings and explain we are a magical girl and so was the other girl who was pretending to be Yayoi

Corpse removal, clothes, 'nother room, Mami, as has been said.

Also turn the camera off, or just smash it into prafactors.

>>19621812
Let's not bring up the magical girl thing quite yet, if at all. No need to turn her view of reality on its head right after this, we get her into the bathroom, clean her up, give her cigarettes, get her a bathrobe, call Mami, and try to be comforting. We don't need to put more on her plate right now.

>>19621741
>>19621797
See this shit is what we want to avoid
Letting the video leak to certain people linked to these guys we do as a lesson

Selling it? No, that is worse than the "steal iori's panties for pills" crowd

>>19621846
I think her world view is pretty shattered as it is. And if she is going to trust the psychopath who just obliterated a room full of people and blew the legs off a girl who was just looking like her good friend we need to be straight forward

>>19621715
>>19621724
>>19621740

Poor girl. She never deserved any of this. For the briefest moment, you consider putting her out of her misery - no doubt something like this will haunt her for the rest of her life, more than having her best friend raped. No one needs to carry a burden like that. Not even you, but it's not as if you had any choice on the matter.

Shaking your head, surprised at yourself, you immediately move to help the idol. You pull the corpse off of her - grunting slightly in satisfaction as you take heart in such a clean shot - and deposit him neatly out the window, no doubt giving a street cleaner below a bad start to his day. Thankfully Iori doesn't seem to notice this, as she seems to have curled into a fetal position, crying hard into a blood-flecked pillow, her sobs muffled by the gag tied crudely at the back of her head.

Life isn't so kind. It really isn't.

>>19621978
She needs plenty of cleaning up. Almost raped, saw a bunch of people died, banged by girl disguised as her friend...
For that matter, what the fuck are security doing?

>>19621978
We should probably take that gag off.
Or maybe not. We do have a headache, and it's not like her arms don't work.

>>19621978
Untie her and carry her out of the room. Try to clean her up and get her something to cover herself with. Clean clothes or even a clean sheet.
Let her know it's over and it's alright now. Give her a shoulder to cry on. Dispense hugs as appropriate.
Once she is reasonably stable call Mami for assisatnce and inform about the rogue magical girl.

>>19622024
We really should, I doubt she could work up the impetus to do so herself but I doubt she wants it there.

>>19622014
Laying face first in their own blood.

>>19621978
>>19622029
Seconding this.
First things are to get her untied and cleaned up, then call Mami.

>>19621978
Untie idol and take her to the shower to wash the blood (and any other udesired body fuilds).
Feed her pills. Not your usual dose (half a package), just one or two pills.
Call Mami, ask for assistance.
Call QB, yell at him incoherently..

>>19621978

You hesitate for the briefest of moments, before clambering onto the bed, beside Iori, and pulling her into your arms.

Letting the girl sob into your costume's front as you slowly and carefully untie her. Wiping the flecks of blood and gore away from her with your sleeves, or the edge of the covers, whatever you can get your hands on at the moment. All the while apologizing to her, your voice barely below a whisper.

You're sorry, you say. You're sorry for not being there where it counted the most. You're sorry for being a failure as a bodyguard.

Seemingly angered at this, she beats her small fists at your chest, each blow weak and feeble, her crying seemingly draining her of strength - before she curls her fingers into your shoulders, clinging into you, holding you close. As if she never wanted to let go.

You let her cry as much as she want as you draw your cellphone out of your inventory. Speed-dialing Mami's number. You glance at the gold-plated Desert Eagle you've placed on the bed beside you, and you shake your head as your phone rings.

"Yes, Tomoe Mami here. Chiaki-san, what can I do for you today?"

You tell her what has happened quickly, glossing over the less important details. Mami is quiet throughout the entire thing, and only speaks up after you say that you're done.

"I'll get over there as soon as I can. Ten minutes at the most. Don't let her out of your sight, Chiaki-san, whatever you do. Shock and Trauma can do a lot to people."

You thank for her advice, tell her to hurry, and end the call.

You still have a shivering, crying Iori in your arms.

[]Get her into the shower and help her clean up. It's the least you can do.
[] Wait for Mami. Smoking or drinking is probably out of the question, though.

>>19622069
[]Get her into the shower and help her clean up. It's the least you can do.

>>19622069
[X]Get her into the shower and help her clean up. It's the least you can do.

Very gently pick her up, quietly explaining that we're going to clean her up and everything is going to be ok.

Get into the shower with her, it doesn't fucking matter if our clothes get wet.

>>19622014
Security are too busy being dead if we check our transceiver I bet

>>19622029
Thirded, we should try and calm her down. Not with pills or booze or any of our usual forms of comfort if possible because we honestly have no idea how she will react to any of it

Getting Mami out here would help immensely but failing that she could tell us what to do or even have us take Iori to her house where it would be safe

>>19622069
[X] Wait for Mami. Smoking or drinking is definitely out of the question.

>>19622069

Wait for Mami. She's a professional.

Well, so are we. But not at comforting people, unless you count shuffling them off their mortal coil as a form of therapy.

>>19622069
>[x]Get her into the shower and help her clean up. It's the least you can do.
Shower with her (dressed) if you have to, this outfit is ruined anyway.

[X]Get her into the shower and help her clean up. It's the least you can do.

>>19622069
Get her in the shower, but if she balks don't force her.

>>19622069
[x] Wait for Mami. Smoking or drinking is probably out of the question, though.

Probably best to wait. Besides, we don't want to let Midori out of our sight.

>>19622142
And where would she go, what would she do? We have her soul gem in our inventory and her legs below the knee are gone.

>>19622069
[]Get her into the shower and help her clean up. It's the least you can do.

>>19622069
Get her into the shower
Get in with her if needs be but get her cleaned up and keep her comforted until Mami gets here.

>>19622069

[X] Wait for Mami. Smoking or drinking is probably out of the question, though.

i thinks it best to just stay still.

Shower.

[] Wait for Mami. Smoking or drinking is probably out of the question, though.

If she's going to be showered off, we should see if she wants to first. She was almost raped and just saw a good four or five people brutally murderized. Reminding her that she is still in charge of some part of the situation might be more comforting her than (gently) forcing her to do some stuff.

>>19622175
She could try to attack us. You don't need legs to do magic after all.
The last thing we need is for her to cause us to hallucinate that Iori is pinky or a witch or something, causing us to shoot her.

>>19622069
[] Wait for Mami. Smoking or drinking is probably out of the question, though.

>>19622214
So much of this

>>19622228
You however do need your Soul Gem.
Emi's harmless.

>>19622266
Her name's Midor- Oh, I see what you did there.

>>19622266
Technically, since the soul gem is Midori, she needs her body.

Either way she's comatose, so it doesn't really matter.

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>>19622214
This.

>>19622214
>>19622131
>>19622125

You look down at Iori, then at the bathroom, and then back to her again. After a moment, you clear your throat quietly and then gently ask her if she wants you to help her get cleaned up in the shower.

She seems to whimper at the suggestion, but after a while she nods weakly, still clinging to your shoulders. Still burying her face into your chest, curled up against you.

You inwardly think that ten minutes seems such a long time, but nevertheless, you did ask. You slip an arm under her knees, the other supporting her back, and you carry her slowly and carefully to the bathroom - nudging Midori's unconscious form away from your path as you do so.

You step into the spacious bathroom, kicking off your heels at the treshold - you don't exactly want to slip on a damp tile and injure yourselves. Now treading on stockings, you have a bit more traction as you get her to the suite's extravagant shower, and you gently let her down on her feet right underneath the showerhead itself.

What a sight both of you must make. A grimy magical girl and her bloody, shellshocked client.

You turn the shower on after a moment's confusion, adjust the temperature to a lukewarm level, and let the stream of water wash the blood and gore off of Iori. The runoff splashes at you, drenching your costume, but it's not like you care.

>>19622286
>>19622266
The fact this made me break down laughing means i am a horrible person right?

>>19622367
No, maybe, a little bit, yeah it makes you a horrible person. A point in your favor is that it is kinda funny.

>>19622367
If it does, know that you aren't alone. 'cause now I'm laughing at it too.

>>19622266
>>19622286
>>19622367
>>19622375

i don't get it, should i be curious?

>>19622395
Emi is the legless girl in Katawa Shoujo.

>>19622415
I still don't....

OOOOOOOHHHHHhhhhhh.

God damn you, now i'm giggling

>>19622359

She weakly murmurs something about soap and washing her hair out, and you seem to all but jump to comply - looking about for anything that might resemble soap and shampoo in the rather extravagantly-stocked shower. You find two brands you're familiar with, and you decide to go with the shampoo first. Turning off the water, you squeeze a moderate amount onto your hand, work it into a thick lather with both hands, and then massage the suds into her scalp. Knowing the idol, there's probably some sort of ritual to her showers, but you're doing it the way you do it to yourself at the moment. She can't complain, anyway.

After that, the soaping. This...could get a bit dicey, here. You've never soaped up anyone else before, certainly not someone who almost got brutally taken advantage of. You lather the soap in your hands as Iori somewhat looks at you, expectantly.

[]...Mami can do this. You can't. Let's just wash her hair and wait for Mami to arrive.
[] Wash her yourself. Just be careful doing so.

[] Wash her yourself. Just be careful doing so.
Avoid the goodies, just get her clean.

>>19622425
Ask, fucking ask. Make sure that she is completely okay with us soaping her up before we do so. If she confirms that it is fine soap her up, be gentle, be professional, don't grope her.

>>19622415

that is sort of amusing.

hell here i come.

>>19622425
Ask her if she wants you to wash her. Give her control over the situation.

>>19622425
>[x] Wash her yourself. Just be careful doing so.
"I'm not doing this very often, so just let me know if I'm doing something incorrectly. Okay?"

>>19622425
[x] Wash her yourself. Just be careful doing so.
I it's not like i want to or anything.

>>19622367
She might still be a threat, if we want her to be completely armless we'll have to take out her other limbs.

>>19622425
>[] Wash her yourself. Just be careful doing so.

>>19622425
Ask if she wants to, or if she prefers to do it herself.

>>19622425
[] Wash her yourself. Just be careful doing so.

So..uh...how does soap...uh...work exactly?

>>19622425
>[]...Mami can do this. You can't. Let's just wash her hair and wait for Mami to arrive.

>>19622425

[X] Wash her yourself. Just be careful doing so.

stay away from the restricted areas and do it carefully, might be best to do it her back towards us.

>>19622425

[x] Ask her if she wants us to do this... or if she wants to handle the whole washing stuff...?

Mention that we're not real 100% on the whole washing another person part. Hell, we're not even 100% on washing ourselves properly, as she commented earlier. We're getting better on brushing our teeth though, we swear.

>>19622462
> if we want her to be completely armless

Look, going out on a limb for puns is just unacceptable

>>19622482
Well we wouldn't want her to lose her head.

>>19622482
Then she would be Nana

>>19622482
I've got to hand it to you, I simply don't have a leg to stand on, I shouldn't have made those puns.

>>19622510
Enough, Mami can be here any minute! She wouldn't like you talking like that.

>>19622510
Though it would give us a leg up in future engagements

>>19622482
On the other hand...I don't see the 'arm in it.

>>19622482
The real question is, who is going to foot the bill for cleaning all of the bodies, blood and brains up? It's going to cost an arm and a leg.

>>19622539
just don't go all Abaddon over it...

Come on guys. All these puns are making me a little hot under the collar.

Got to hand it to you /tg/, you are clearly a head of the other boards on puns, both kobold and literary

>>19622539
>>19622531
>>19622536
>>19622531
>>19622510
>>19622482

you guys better leg it before the pun police show up.

i get the feeling this might end up very awkwardly by the time Mami gets there.

>>19622557
I'd lay the blame on whatever security firm they hired that let itself get infiltrated by otaku.

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>>19622565
Forgot pic

>next update has Homura desperately trying to contain her laughter at the sudden barrage of puns going through her head

>>19622557
I think the cleaning staff is a little short handed to deal with this mess on their own.

>>19622425
Wash her but ask
She is looming to us to actually be somewhat supportive here so we need to so she doesn't break down totally

>>19622425
[x] Wash her yourself. Just be careful doing so.
Proceed carefully, ask her if she wants us to do this.

>>19622574
>>19622565
Well we've got the bacon, all we need now is some pancakes and we've got breakfast.

>>19622534
In the end it might help her get ahead in life.

>>19622557
For: QB.
Girl's safe, but I made the place a little messy. And since you are the one who sen't me there it's up to you to take care of it. You can like... have a snack there or something.

With love (not really),
Murderface

>>19622613
I approve.

>>19622595
We never got our fucking pancakes from room service before this all went to hell. We would have been set if we had a little more time

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>>19622595
>>19622574
Pic related.

Am I the only one who thinks that instead naming ourself Chiaki Matsuda we should have sticked to Murderface?

I mean, when you hire someone named Murderface you get pretty much exactly what's on the Label.

>>19622649
The real Hanako sex scene wasn't nearly that funny, but a lot creepier.

>>19622667
Yeah i've played it.

>>19622657
We can make that our title
"Murderface" Chiaki Matsuda

>>19622657
Let me explain it to you in Shadowrun Terminology.

We aren't Pink Mohawk, our priority is getting the job done, we're Black Trenchcoat which means we are professional, get the job done, and if shit goes down we go to plan B which is pretty much a Pink Mohawk plan A with some more preparation. A Black Trenchcoat needs to have a professional name, Murderface isn't professional, we only breakout the name Murderface when it is really needed.

Or we just put it as a middle name or nickname, Chiaki "Murderface" Matsuda.

>>19622680
Sounds like some shitty pro wrestler.

Dear Deculture,
author of >>19622266 post here.
I'm... sorry.

>>19622702
no you're not

>>19622702
Well the puns have become a bit of a handful, but i believe they've helped us reach even footing.

>>19622481
>>19622450
>>19622441

You stop working up a lather with your hands and ask Iori quietly if she wanted you to do the washing up for her. A ghost of a smile curls her lips, and she nods slightly, before turning her back to you. Gathering her now-soaked hair with both hands and pulling it over her shoulder, so that you could wash her back without worrying about accidentally soaping her hair.

You take this as a good sign, and start soaping her back. Really careful-like. Slow, but not slow enough that it looks like you're taking advantage of the situation. Not fast enough to look lazy, either - you're trying to wash off blood and gore stains.

One thing's for sure, they certainly don't make idols the way the used to. Iori certainly has her rough edges, but you could see why otaku would want to go for her and her ilk.

"...Thank you, Chiaki-san." Iori murmurs, suddenly out of the blue.

You pause for a moment, before shaking your head. She didn't need to thank someone on her own payroll. And she was going to fire you the next day, anyway.

"N-no, you saved me...I...I'm grateful for that. I really am." Iori's voice echoes around the spacious bathroom. "But...but how did you manage to kill them so quickly...? Is this how QB trains his agents? Are all of them like that?"

[]Lie. Focus on getting her clean.
[]Tell the truth.

>>19622720
I did not kneed this barrage of puns. I'm putting my foot down, no more puns.

>>19622702
Never apologize for what you've done. There's no need.

>>19622691
Exactly
Isn't it awesome?
We could have an entrance theme and shit

>>19622731
Just tell her a half truth. All of QB's agents specialize in something, and MURDER is something we're good at.

>>19622731
We tell her it's a trade secret.

>>19622731
I'm not at all sure what the options are here.

>>19622731
[]Tell the truth.
I'm an elite, others would have done it flashier, I do it more efficiently

>>19622731
"Trade secret. Sorry."

>>19622757
go with this

>>19622731
[x]Selectively tell the truth.
Not everyone on QB's payroll is like us. We all have different specialties.
Ours just happens to be combat, and...retiring operatives who've gone rogue.

[X]Tell the truth.

>>19622731
These:
>>19622757
>>19622758
Something along the lines of magic aint gotta explain shit, respectfully of course.

>>19622731
We should probably take a middle ground on this, don't go spouting the words magical girl around.

All of us have our specialties though we're all highly competent. The rest is stuff that you do not want to know more about. Also, if QB ever offers you a job or a contract, tell him to go to hell.

>>19622731

Thirding a middle-ground response. Say that we don't really know for sure. Perhaps mention that the other agents and us don't get along real well?

>>19619675
Seconding doujin name