Oh, well then. I suppose a new thread would also work.

aw snap, some mo' fuckin overtime!

>>19525939
FUCK YES! Overtime!

im playing diablo and watching Andromeda. go on

It's gotten pretty late while you've been at your parents place, after dinner, cards, and a fairly uncomfortable bit of conversation with your mother. You don't know what got into these moms all of a sudden, some trying to get you to get with the babymaking while others tell you they'll basically slap your shit if you do. But you know you don't like it. Not one damn bit.

Karin gives you an inquisitive look when you finally reenter the rather plush family room. She's settled herself on the couch, Edda already asleep in her lap while Saga messes around on an old gameboy with Pokemon blue stuck in it.

The last time you checked his save file, his best monster was a lvl 34 bulbasaur. Yes, bulbasaur. You think about checking in again but decide against it, you'd rather not know.

"Getting to be about that time, isn't it?" Your dad asks, glancing down at his watch and back up at you. His eyes are saying "Don't kill the rabbit" at the same time. How did a few hours suddenly make dealing with your parents into such an awkward event? HOW?!

"Err... Yeah."

"We probably should get going." Karin nods.

"Well be smart, you two. And Saga, time for bed."

"But moooooommmm!" You echo with your little brother.

>>19526033
After arriving back at Karin's place we give her a back rub & massage and then cuddle while enjoying a movie?

With all this pressure from the crazy day it's best if we be gentlemen and let her make the first move.

>>19526033
Mentally consider that Amber may have had time to place a camera or two back at Karin's place.

"Hold on, I need to get to a save point!" The little rascal attempts to duck out of your mom's grasp as he keeps playing.

"It's Pokemon, there are no save points, you can save any time!"

"I'm in the middle of a battle!"

"No you're not, I just saw you equip your bike, now turn it off!"

You and Karin take the opportunity to duck out, through the front door and back to the truck. Except your mother stops you right before you can make it out.

"Here, take this at least."

"...I never asked for this." You grumble as she more or less forces yet another condom into your mitt, though at least this one isn't a trap. Maybe.

Treading across the grass of the lawn toward the waiting truck, Karin's the one to talk first.

"You think it will ever go back to how it was? I'm not sure how long I can take this..."

"Oh yeah suurreee. We just have to knock you up while not knocking you up in order to appease both our mothers. Easy as shit." To tell the truth, you're a bit anxious yourself. Eventually, no matter what, you'll have to end up back at Karin's place. But that doesn't mean you have to go straight there if you don't want to.

[ ] Go back to Karin's for the night

[ ] Go out for a drink

[ ] Just go for a drive

>>19526103
[ ] Just go for a drive

>>19526103
Fuck it all, [^] Just go for a drive

>>19526103
>[ ] Just go for a drive

>level 34 bulbasaur
Well, non-evolved pokémon do learn moves faster than their evolved counterparts.

>>19526103
[ ] Just go for a drive
or
[ ] Go out for a drink
Which ever gives us an awesome random encounter or something

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[X] Go back to Karin's for the night

>>19526103
[ ] Just go for a drive

I bet Frosts and Yuki-Onnas never have to turn on the AC.

>>19526136
>which begs the question, is your brother just an idiot kid, or a kid genius?

"What do you want to do?" Karin asks as both of you climb into the truck. Yes, climb, it has 37" tires.

"No idea. I know we're supposed to stay over at your place, but we don't have to go there yet. How about a drive?"

"A drive?"

"A drive." You confirm.

"I guess? To where?"

"Where?" You pause for a minute and shrug, "Dunno, wherever the road leads I suppose."

"Just... Wherever?"

You shrug again and Karin follows suit, adding, "Sure, I guess?"

Ground pounding really isn't your style, it's dirty, inefficient, and horrendously slow and restricting. You'd rather fly hands down, but sometimes that isn't an option. Namely when your girlfriend is basically terrified of a jetbike. Or maybe just while you're on the controls.

It's frustrating to be stuck on the ground. Frustrating enough to have you doing eighty across a dirt road before you even realize it.

Which is when Black Betty kicks on over the speakers.

[ ] Just go for a drive

we have serious adult conversation now.

The giant lifted mutant truck (by this point, no one is sure if it's a Ford, Toyota, Chevy, or anything else) with it's tough suspension and giant tires takes the terrain about as well as you'd expect, which is decently. Though you're still getting jolted around inside the small cabin.

"What are you d-doing?!" Karin stutters as the truck takes an unexpectedly hard bump.

"Driving? Didn't I say we should go for a drive?"

The truck nearly goes airborne after a small rise hidden by grass, and you keep the throttle up.

"B-but not l-like this!"

After a bit more frantic pleading, you slow down at last, realizing you're already some two hundred yards off the main road into a field. You know the road curves around, so you figure you'll just head in a straight line and meet back up with it.

"I thought my spine was going to come out my head..." Karin complains as she rubs her lower back.

"Your dad never takes you offroading?"

"In his town car? No!"

>>19526252
If her dad can play the Banjo I will be terrified.

"...Town car?" You give the truck another look from inside to affirm you are indeed sitting some ten feet or more off the ground atop knobbly large tires with a brush guard that might fend off a small bore tank round.

"Can we pull over really quick? I want to make sure I'm not paralyzed after that."

Giving in, you turn the wheel left slightly, toward a small hill set in the center of the field where the grass is shorter. It's there that both of you drop down out of the cab, Karin making straining noises as she stretches her legs by lifting them and setting them against the side of the truck. You didn't know she was that flexible...

She doesn't know that her skirt is totally pointed the wrong direction and you're seeing more than just a bit of leg.

Unf. You bite your lip.

"It's a nice night out." Karin comments, spinning around slowly as she looks up into the sky.

You take a glance and have to stop yourself from shrugging. To tell the truth it appears like most nights to you, stars out, silver moon shining back. Red moon shining back but not quite as brightly. Northern lights just as purple and vibrant as usual. You spent a lot of time looking at the sky while in the war, there wasn't much else to do most nights. Especially when it was too cold or dangerous or some such to chance a combat jack.

Karin stops spinning to flop down in the grass on her back, brushing her skirt down when she catches you ogling.

Figuring you don't have really anything else to do, you ease yourself right down next to her.

When her hand brushes against your own, you take it and give it a squeeze. Maybe it is a little nicer out tonight then usual.

For a while, you just stay like that, looking up at the night sky. You don't know what she's thinking about, but despite everything that's gone on today, you can't get one thought out of your head. What if Amber hadn't interrupted you? What if you'd kept going?

"I... I don't think I would have minded." Karin says quietly, still fixated on the stars.

You jolt, "Psychic! Mind reader! Witch! Where's my torch!"

Karin giggles before turning her head to face you, and when the stars are displayed in those deep, wide pools, you think your heart stops beating. You've only been going out with her for a few days, have yet to do anything serious, she's been your childhood friend forever now, but still... You can't shake the feeling that maybe you've been in love with her longer than you realize.

[ ] Talk about her

[ ] Talk about the war

[ ] Talk about the research and recent adventure

[ ] Talk about what happened earlier with Amber and your own mom

[ ] Talk about her

[ ] Talk about the war

Either one. I feel like we really need to get some stuff about the war off our chests, honestly, but... I dunno. Might not be the best time.

>>19526417
>[ ] Talk about her
Start slow, start smooth

rolled 2 = 2

>>19526417
Eh either one is fine for me. So gogogo dice.

[1] Talk about her

[2] Talk about the war

>>19526349
WaaaaaitSilver moon? Red moon? Earth doesn't have two moons

[ ] Talk about her
Let us learn about personal history and the like.

>>19526417
Talk aboot her. Maybe the war a little later.

>>19526445
It does now.

>>19526445
A lotta things changed, man.

Or and [ ] Talk about her
We suave now

[X] Talk about her

Suave as hell

>>19526456
>>19526468
Oh ya, forgotten this is in a post apocalyptic future... That takes place in 2032.... Papa, have you read the book or played the game Metro 2033?

>>19526417
Ask about our mom and hers. There sounds like some history there that we are not privy to.

"How long have we known each other?" You ask, looking back toward the bright stars.

"A long time. Really long time. I don't ever remember a time without you."

Now that you think about it, you can't remember ever not knowing Karin. She's been more or less a part of your life since it really started.

"I think I remember meeting you the first time, or maybe it's just I remember hearing the story so many times I think I remember it. I was pretty young at the time, I guess."

Karin scoots a bit closer and you wonder if she's cold, but that can't be it, it's still mid 70's out at least.

"I used to look up to you so much when I was little. You were always big and strong and independent. I wanted that, but that wasn't me."

"Yeah." You chuckle, "You were small and pretty meek. I still remember you hiding behind your mom all the time."

Karin's about to protest when you continue.

"That used to make me want to protect you. I didn't know what you were scared of, but I wanted to fight it off so you didn't have to be afraid anymore."

"What happened?"

"You grew up and got all mad scientist on me." You laugh, and Karin does too.

>>19526497
Played the game but it ran like shit on my machine for some reason which frustrated me to no end. Also went in expecting STALKER and got really bizarre gun mechanics and needing 5+ shotshells to kill a man and shit. Glad I pirate every game I want to potentially buy first to check for shit like that, would have been full on mad if I'd payed retail for it.

"I guess I kinda did."

"You may have been jealous of me for being independent, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't jealous of you in school. You with the perfect grades and the praise of all the teachers while I..."

"Struggled?"

"To put it lightly."

"Well you never asked me to help you study really. You tried but than I just kept catching you trying to sneak a peak at my panties underneath the table..."

"I'm a bit of a perv, yeah." You admit, "But school wasn't ever a big thing for me, especially when I got old enough to go to work with dad and all that."

Karin lets go of your hand to pat you on the head, "There there you dunce, don't be sad."

"Oi..."

She pulls her hand back and giggles into it, before setting it on your forearm and squeezing.

"You're more than a bit of a perv, too. Don't think I don't know you stole one of my panties back when you were a sophmore. The ones with the red bow on the front, I really didn't think that was your taste."

"H-hey... I don't have any idea what you're talking about." You laugh nervously as you desperately search for a change of subject.

"...Do you still have them?"

"E-eh? What are you talking about?" You're about to keep rattling on when her gaze tells you you're completely caught and you may as well just give up, "...They're in a hidden compartment in my dresser..."

"Pervert." She says simply, but you look over and see the small smile on her lips as she stares up at the sky.

>>19526609
If you want you can steal some of mine, I won't just give them to you of course, half of the fun is remembering the heist.

Metro is pretty ballin'. Read the book and it's just unleaded nightmare fuel. Made for a great Shadowrun campaign though, heh. Been wanting to cross it, STALKER and Fallout for an unholy post-apocalyptic trio, but I haven't finished STALKER or dug up a copy of Roadside Picnic to pull it off.

>>19526600
That sucks, I played it on xbawks and it worked fine for me. And ya the double-barrled shotties suck major ass, though the jury-rigged automatic ones are pretty good. If you haven't gotten that far, then you probably wouldn't even be ready for the Librarians

>>19526662
*worked well for me

>>19526641
>didn't finish STALKER
Get out of here!
>Stalker...
>but you should seriously finish that game


"You're welcome to try to steal some of mine."

"Yours? Why would I want icky used boxers? Besides, do you even wear underwear half the time?"

"How did you know!?" You sit up and look down at her, completely dumfounded.

"...You mean you don't?! Are you wearing any right now?!" Karin looks in horror down at your crotch, which makes you feel several different things at once.

"Yes I am! Can't be running around jungles and fighting pirates and shit while freeballing it!" A bold faced lie, you haven't worn underwear in around a week or so.

"..." Karin continues to watch, and you get the feeling she might know you lied just now.

"A-anyways... Shouldn't we get going, maybe? Watch a movie or something?"

As you climb back into the truck, you ponder something. You ponder the shit out of it.

Did Amber hide cameras around? If so, where?

>>19526700
This honestly isn't that hard to deal with. There are two possibilities, they're big enough to find in a good cursory search of the room, just look in the corners and other good viewing points.

Or they're small, which means fragile, which means we quickly freeze the room and they go bork.

>>19526600
>mfw I have the screencap of someone on /v/ bitching about Metro 2033 running like shit
>turns out it's because he pirated it, people who bought it on similar rigs experiencing none of the problems

Dirty bullets suck ass against against body armor especially at range, I remember that part where you have to get past the nazi/russian battle lines being infuriating until I tried actually using my military bullets, one maybe two body shots for a kill. Then I loaded back to the beginning because I was to big of a jew to waste my money like that

>kill someone with a throwing knife from the shadows
>die later and reload
>try to kill same guy with throwing knife
>It bounces off his canteen, alerting him
TECHNOLOGY

Im completely sorry to ask this Papa-N but at this point i need to know just how the hell the Transforming halfbreed thing works in this setting. Its really starting to fuck with my immersion and i just want an explanation that satisfies my brain, ive been ignoring it for most of the quest, but i really cant anymore.
I mean i get that they are half breeds, thats perfectly fine in my books. But how does the transformation bit not kill them? I mean look at the MC. Whenever he transforms he grows snakes out of his head. How does this Not cause severe trauma to his head/brain and kill him? ANd why is it that when they get frozen over is doesnt cause extreme pain/trauma that way as well? ANd those problems are only magnified a thousand times with Karin. I mean how does going from Legs--->Snake tail not cause her severe pain and the reverse not cause massive blood loss/trauma?

>>19526700
willing to bet not in the truck.

>>19526700
She would have one over looking the couch in front of the tv, ono in the kitchen and one in Karins room. Try not to think abobut what she's done to her and Jims bedroom.

>>19526700
It's not that I don't WANT to finish it. It was the first game I installed when I built my current desktop, and in the afterglow of successfully pulling that off I grew proud and unshackled the AI. Were you aware that the game's makers had to lobotomize their AI because it was too good? Yeah. I still remember starting out and getting cornered by three mercs and those hellhounds or whatever they are, then accidentally shredding myself on an anomaly. Good times, but not conductive to getting far in the game.

>>19526738
The same way stabbing a magic sword in our chest will cure our ice cancer.

Duh.

>>19526738
Magic, obviously.

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>>19526700
>>Not going commando
Anywho, mfw I haven't played any of the stalker games despite having steam and shit... I'm missing out on alot aren't I?

>>19526738
How does a dullahan's head function when it's completely detached from their body? How does Erik manipulate ice? How would a Gorgon's stare freeze you in place or turn you to stone?

As little as I like using it as an explanation for anything... It's just kinda magic, man.

>>19526738
Think changeling/doppelganger/shapeshifter man.
Besides, daughter of an echidna gives you some bonus in magic

>>19526738
>How do I into suspension of disbelief?

>>19526793
>>19526775
>>19526788
I get that part and ive been using that to dose my brain away, just like all the other shit i dose away with it In Quests/D&D/Vidyagaems, but for this it aint working anymore. Im not a big fan of WereXs anymore for much that same reason.
It doesnt kill my enthusiasm for the quest or nothing, im just finally too bugged by it to Keep my trap shut any longer.

>>19526790
Yes and no. STALKER is a good game, but it needs a lot of tender loving for that to come through the bugs. It's a very buggy game. Gameplay wise it's good; more tactical than a lot of shooters. Storywise... it's got two (maybe three) fabulous twists, but it's nothing too original. Worth playing in the original Russian though, if only because the voice actors there are pretty good.

>>19526824
ANd before anyone says it, Yes I AM A BAD PEOPLE FOR LETTING LOGIC INHABIT MY GODDAMN BRAIN! I get hat too.

>>19526837
Trust me, bad bugs in video games do not deter me from enjoying them (for instance, any game made by Bethesda from Fallout 3 up to Skyrim... except Brink. Brink was a piece of shit).

>>19526769
Yeah a few years ago (maybe like 4 years ago actually) /k/ had some kind of /k/ommando challenge with a list of rules/changes for STALKER that basically made the game hard as fuck. Had a good time with that once I actually got some halfway decent shit.

>>19526790
A whole lot.

>>19526793
>>19526824
Also the snakehair bit is more like his hair turns into snakes, doesn't actually bore snake-diameter holes in his noggin or anything. I could try to expand on these ideas but as there really isn't any sound or plausible science making any of them possible, it probably wouldn't be worth it.


It's unusual for you to be entering a house at this time of night without having to worry about sneaking inside and avoiding making enough noise to wake anyone up. Normally you're tiptoeing inside and trying to keep a possibly intoxicated girl from giggling loud enough to alert the whole house. This is actually kind of refreshing to just stroll on in like you own the place.

Which you do, "Tadaimaaaaa!!!" and everything.

"Why don't you pick out a movie and I'll make something to snack on really quick?"

"...How are you hungry?"

"S-shut up... It's not my fault both my races have big appetites..."

>>19526865
First thing to do is to take out any cameras, look for good points to place them while Karin goes through her parents' personal computers for any camera feeds.

>>19526865
and ya, I figured as much that I did. Ya I'll get the game and the expansions asap. as for movie, I propose a really bad/shitty one so we can nark on it's shittyness MST3000 style.

While you could go and pick out a movie while Karin is in the kitchen, you have something else on your mind. You want to at least attempt to find and or disable any hidden cameras or their systems. As great as Amber is, you really don't want her watching in case anything does actually happen tonight.

For Karin's sake, at least. Your brain finds the idea downright disgusting but your boner is really into the idea of letting her watch it all unfold.

"Are burgers and fries alright with you? You like chocolate malts, right?" Karin calls from the other room. Shit she has a big appetite, you just ate like an hour ago!

"That would be fine by me!" You let her know, already scanning around the living room.

[ ] Look for probable camera locations

[ ] See if they are linked to Amber's desktop, try to disable them from there

[ ] Chance freezing the room though you aren't sure if that will leave other electronics alive

[ ] Forget about the cameras, they don't really concern you

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>>19526840
WHAT KIND OF HAT, MAN?
I will get the hat of logic. I just need one for myself.

Pic not related. Just my good luck charm sketch.

>>19526033
Blue... Damn the memories. I played it for 10 years, bringing everything to level 100.

Then I let my sister try it for her to try some nostalgia and she started a new game...

Now her best pokemon is somewhere around 90s.

Glad I woke up to overtime.

Movie? Papa, you realize there's only one choice here: Pretty Penguin Massacre. YOU KNOW WHAT I REFER TO.

>>19526933
We'll [^] Look for probable camera locations

Yell for Karin to forget the food for the time being and [^] See if they are linked to Amber's desktop, try to disable them from there

[ ] Forget about the cameras, they don't really concern you

HUE

>>19526933
>[ ] See if they are linked to Amber's desktop, try to disable them from there
Why not

>>19526944
I like what's going on here. I had a lvl 100 Charizard in Red that I didn't use any rarecandy on. He used to shit all over my friend's teams because they just misingno+candy cheated all their shit to lvl 100.

>>19526945
I would but I'd feel bad for using his idea and I know I could never do it half as well as he does. It just wouldn't be the same, like having a Pepsi when you really just wanted a Coke.

[ ] Look for probable camera locations
As much as the prospect of the hue of Amber watching us, we probably won't here the end of it from Karin, so lets just get rid of them if there are any

>>19526944
>WHAT KIND OF HAT, MAN?
Hat Chan of course!

>>19526933
Look for probable camera locations.

>>19526933
Start with [ ] See if they are linked to Amber's desktop, try to disable them from there. Even if we can't disable them like that, it might give us an idea of where they're kept. She probably would back up footage to her hard drive, which means we'll get locations from there, assuming we find them.

Then we [ ] Look for probable camera locations, depending on our result from the earlier step.

>>19526953
Second

>>19526933
Leave the cameras.

>>19526980
Sincerest form of flattery dude. Just describe the content, don't show it. Reverse the normal rules of writing. Mention the director is famous in part for having a name like someone out of a videogame.

As for the topic at hand... do we really think that she's got cameras set up? Amber wants grandchildren, but joking about watching their conception and actually doing it are completely different things. Messing with her daughter's mind is fun for her and is a bonding experience with Erik, but I doubt she's really interested in abusing her daughter's trust.

>>19526980
>Rarecandy
I was the king of the coliseum when my cousins got n64 and the pokemon coliseum.

Raichu, mewtwo, the horrorghostbro, charichard, the boss seamonster, onyx.

I'm nostalgia'd bad here. Maybe I should check where the series is at the moment and try again.

You know Amber well enough to be certain that if she has done anything, she didn't half-ass it. There's likely security on the computer, and you're not great with computer security so...

"Hey Karin! Forget about the food for a minute and hop on your mom's computer. See if she rigged up any kind of system with her cameras."

Karin emerges a moment later with a slice of cheese hanging out of her mouth, glances quizzically at you, shrugs, and plops down in the chair beside the computer desk. While she gets to clacking away, you start looking for anything out of the ordinary.

One such find is too easy, a simple video recorder barely hidden in a fake bush. Could be all Amber had time for, could be a false flag to lure you into a sense of security or throw off your trail.

"Finding anything yet?"

"I got through her password pretty quickly, she isn't exactly smart about it. My name and birthday, easy."

That makes you uneasy. Amber may act like a ditz a lot of the time, but you know which side of the family Karin got her intellect from. Also you're pretty sure her mom actually worked for some kind of government agency pre-event, though she insists she was nothing of the sort. You've always just kind of had a hunch.

"Ah!" Karin suddenly shouts, "Something's happening!"

You rush over to her, expecting trouble. Instead, you see a black screen with a small cartoon version of Amber on it, shaking a finger.

"Uh-uh-uh. You didn't say the magic word." The little cartoon repeats, still shaking a finger.

"God damn it!" You pound your fist on the table.

"It's not over yet, there's still something I can try..." Karin presses closer to the monitor as her fingers fly over the keyboard.

1d20 for CSI Miami hack job

>>19527078
Black & White are fairly decent. They're getting a legitimate story sequel as well later this year.

rolled 2 = 2

>>19527084
Time for hilarious failure.

rolled 10 = 10

>>19527084

rolled 9 = 9

>>19527084
Karen, we're going to have to think like a spy here, each secret we find is simply a distraction from a larger one.

I just hope the computer system isn't sentient, and rapey.

rolled 9 = 9

>>19527084
Rolling

rolled 19 = 19

>>19527100
Damnit. So close.

rolled 16 = 16

>>19527084
Oh this is going to be good.

rolled 11 = 11

>>19527084
welp

>>19527032
I dunno, I just have a sinking feeling I wouldn't do it justice. Also it's been a while since I re-re-re-read the threads so I don't remember a ton about the film other than Yuri being conceived and it basically being "Hey kid, wanna /ss/?" with her dad.

>>19527078
>>19527090
I stopped playing at FireRed and LeafGreen so I don't know about the new ones. Only played those on an emulator anyways. I want a DS but money just keeps disappearing and liquor and ammo show up at my door.

rolled 5 = 5

Oh mom, you probably crazy explosive ordnance specialist you, rigging your computer with all things hue when you don't want anyone to touch it.

>>19527084
This outta be amusing

rolled 19 = 19

>no 20 or 1
Whaddahell, men? ONWARD! THE HACK WILL HAPPEN GLORIOUSLY, GIVING US ACCESS TO

EVERYTHING! THINK ABOUT THAT!

Or we encounter hue. Whichever comes, comes.

rolled 19 = 19

>>19527141
whoops, wrong field

rolled 11 = 11

>>19527084
Type keys quickly and randomly thats how they do it on tv.

rolled 9 = 9

Well, god damn. Ambers lewd pictures are a go go.

Just once, dicegods...

rolled 1 = 1

>>19527105
>>19527153
>>19527154
Three 19's......just wow.

>>19527180
Fuck.
You.

rolled 12 = 12

>>19527180
Congrats on that 1.

rolled 6 = 6

Jesus. So many 19s.

>>19527117
I skipped the Gen 3 games, myself. The Silver & Gold remakes were pretty neat. Not sure if I finished 'em, kinda think I didn't. I know I never finished Black/White. Whichever I got.

A pokémon tactical game just came out as well. Pokémonc Conquest in the west, Pokémon + Nobunaga's Ambition in Japan. I'll admit I'm curious, but I still haven't finished the last DS game I bought.

>>19527180
Disregard the roll i forgot to turn my dice off.

rolled 12 = 12

>>19527180
You've doomed us all.

>>19527180
Here we go. Taking bets! 10 to 1 odds for "Hypnotic tripwire program"

rolled 16 = 16

>>19527180
Finally!

>>19527180
Time for HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE. Thanks asshole.

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>Hey Finnbro, you ITT? Wanted to know what Finnish MREs are like. There is shockingly little information on the web about them. Also don't know if you watch the Chinese cartoons but your country had some of the best girls this season.

"Hold on, I'm going to try to crack her firewalls..." Karin bites her lip as she clacks away on the noisy mechanical keyboard like it's 1994 again.

"Ah!" She exclaims in brief panic, "Her computer is behind thirty firewalls! I'll have to direct inject my proxy servers if I have any hope of getting in!"

You keep watching as Karin seems to just bang away at random, you aren't even sure what the fuck she's typing, if anything. Stuff is happening though, crazy circles and lines of code streaming around and you're pretty sure there's a game of Galaga going on somewhere in there.

"I think I've got it, I just have to multiply the Trojans from here..." Karin strains, her fingers speeding up even more. The computer zooms in so close on a knife that it reflects a license plate.

"Well I guess the killer..." Horatio puts on his sunglasses, "Just couldn't take the bull." YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

"Wait... Wait... Aha!"

A nude babypicture of Karin pops up on screen.

"Noooooo!!!!" The Minotaurus screams as she punches the screen, cracking it to the point it's no longer usable.

***

"Huehuehue... I may be old, but you've got a lot to learn, daughter of mine..." Amber smiles as she watches the laptop screen in front of her.

"Eh? Whuzzat?" Jimbo asks, half asleep.

"Nothing, dear... Nothing..." The Echidna strokes his arm until he closes his eyes again.

***

"I could grab another monitor, but... I think my mom just defeated me..." Karin says slowly, in complete disbelief herself.

"...You don't think you could get in if you tried again?"

"No, she'll have blocked all of the cookies by now, there's no way. Even if bruteforcing it with Norton would work, it could take months, years, even. I don't think even combining it with Kaspersky would get me in tonight..."

You hang your head in defeat, you were hoping to get in and disable everything at once. Now? There's no telling how many cameras she could have hidden if she was this dedicated.

>>19527261
Why don't we just take the computer, unplug everything, stuff it into a lead box and then we go looking for the actual cameras just in case.

>>19527202
Well, I just lost that bet.

Instead, you'll have to try it the old fashioned way...

[ ] Search for cameras

[ ] Encase the house in ice with lead dust inside

[ ] Ignore the cameras because you're too cool for school

[ ] Call up Amber and tell her to stop messing with your swag

Or, Iunno, turn off the lights?

>>19527272
Or just do it (if we do it) in a unlikely place where she wouldn't have put cameras.

>>19527272
Wouldn't serve any purpose. Likely, she's got some micro-sized box acting as the main camera server hidden away in the walls somewhere.

That's what I'd do if I wanted to catch all of the fucking possible in my house.

rolled 17 = 17

>>19527297
>[ ] Ignore the cameras because you're too cool for school
Fuck it.

Then there's only two things left to do. Give Karin a massage, followed by consensual sex in the missionary position.

rolled 14 = 14

>>19527298
I'm sure there would be thermal imaging cameras, as well.

[ ] Ignore the cameras because you're too cool for school

May as well.

>>19527301
True, it'll take out some possibilities, but if she is dedicated it won't work.

>>19527297
[X] Call up Amber and tell her to stop messing with your swag

Threaten that if she does not divulge the location of every single camera, all of the computers including the ones she has hidden and any other spying mechanism she has that we will turn the house into a frozen Faraday cage with lead dust and ice everywhere.

>>19527297
Ignore the cameras, we deserved that for messing with her computer. After all nothing untoward should happen even if she did have some cameras right?

[ ] Ignore the cameras because you're too cool for school

rolled 18 = 18

>>19527242
I would have thought that the file name might have given me away in >>19526944

Finnish MRE's... Fazer blue chocolate, water purifier tablets, raisins, few bags of different stews and porridge and warm cups.

porridge+warm cup is my favorite morning food. Hot, sweet, goes easily down and quick to make.

As far as japans comics and the accompanying industry of poorly paid idealists, I'm just waiting for the episode where Valmet shouts "HAKKAA PÄÄLLE!"

I'll probably hnnng to death on the Japanese pronunciation.

(Also, she's a major? I want to know what kind of world war 3 went down for her to get majors nats so young.)

>>19527297
Well, there's positively avoiding them, such as by heading elsewhere (say, another drive and a romantic night under the stars) though I'd rather not.
I say just make a quick effort for the obvious cameras. We may miss a few, but we'll probably knock out a few of them.
And while turning out the lights may help, I'm against impeding their view of each other. I suppose technically if they were both snuggled under a blanket it'd be fine, but leaving that as a restriction seems unproductive.

Also, while she certainly seems to be enjoying our company again and likely isn't against it, we are working under the impression she's ready for another go (reasonable, but not foregone).

rolled 20 = 20

>>19527333
So the reason why there isn't much info about finns MREs is that there isn't really any dedicated military food. Just your normal preserved and dried foods all put into one bag.

>Still forgetting to turn off my dice
Anyway, the only real way is to do it like in the antarctic circle:

Form an icebarrier around you, keep it up while you and your childhood love warm eachother inside the walls of your iceball.

I tell you, nothing gets your sense of touch going like the changes of hot and cold. Believe me, I go to sauna regularly.

>>19527333
Yeah I thought that was you but I just wanted to be sure. Those sound pretty damn tasty, I'll have to see if the surplus store I go to has a line on maybe getting any. He's trying to get German and Canadian ones.

>HAKKAA PÄÄLLE!
After googling it, I'm rather surprised she hasn't said that thus far. Yeah I don't know if Japan can into military rankings, Major would be pretty high for her as she seems just like a young special forces soldier. But between her and Sako I've gotta say I'm jelly, as Murikka hasn't had much of a presence this season.

>anyways

"Fuck it, I give in. You win, Amber, you hear me?!" You cup your hands and shout, "You hear me?!"

"She's probably not even watching, Erik. I know my mother pretty well... Or I thought I did... She's probably just screwing with us for laughs." Karin shrugs before heading back to the kitchen.

You think about delving into full on searchmode and tearing up the place to find cameras, but decide against it. Instead, you'll act aloof, like you just have zero fucks to give.

Five minutes or so later, after you've already picked out some old romcom or horror or something (you weren't entirely sure) that you don't recall having ever heard of, Karin comes out of the kitchen. Her arms are LADEN with food, burgers, fries, a bag of chips, a bottle of vodka and another of orange juice. "It's the only way I can stand the stuff." She explains.

Settling down at last, Karin doesn't hesitate to sit shoulder to shoulder with you as she digs into a burger. You pick at one halfheartedly, finding your appetite is more or less the last thing on your mind, and get to the dispensing of the booze.

rolled 6 = 6

[X] Call up Amber and tell her to give us a copy

Half an hour later, and Karin's gone through two generous cups, her face now flush just from the alcohol as she watches the movie wide-eyed, "WHAT did you say this was about?! Are they...? Is... Is this porn? This is porn!" She gasps and clamps her hand over her eye but peeks through her fingers anyways as she continues to watch, seemingly both shocked and amazed.

Even you admit the film is a bit more than you had expected, especially when...

"I-Inside?!" Karin gapes, hands over her mouth.

>>19527414
They're watching Antichrist aren't they? Only movie i can think of that seems close to porn... all the while being nightmare fuel

I kinda hate that this is when I must take my leave and sleep.

>>19527430
Pretty Penguin Massacre, it's a Bromont reference.

Well nothing like vodka and... Whatever the fuck you just watched... To set the mood up.

Karin hasn't said anything thus far as you put an arm around her, pulled her closer... She did start a bit when you put your hand on her thigh...

Fuck it, you're going for it.

You lean in to deliver a fateful kiss, but Karin blocks your lips with a finger.

"I... I want a shower, kay?"

You nearly protest, instead catching yourself and just nodding, "Sure."

Flipping off the lights and shutting everything down, you notice Karin's already gone ahead of you, and you can see the light from upstairs telling you she's already in her room. As you prod up the stairs, you aren't sure what's louder. Your footsteps, or your hearbeat?

***
Amber smiles, eyes closed, and laughs quietly to herself.

"Good luck, you two..." She closes the lid to her laptop.
***

The door to the bathroom is closed when you make it into the room, only you notice that what Karin was wearing earlier is now just laying there on her bedroom carpet a few feet from the door.

*Ba-dump*

The shower starts.

*Ba-Dump*

You can hear everything.

>>19527414
I'm trying to decide if we should think Amber set this up, or if her family just leaves porn laying about. Her mom may have set this up earlier without considering us after all and not as a reaction to her antics earlier this evening.

Also, oh my if this is giving even us a bit of pause.

>>19527448
I'm out of the loop, whats Bromont

>>19527459
Another quest writer, mostly on /a/. Did a hysterical KS parody for a while, has been doing his own monstergirl CYOA for about a year now. Try googling "Bizarre Slime".

>>19527459
See post from earlier thread:
http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/19517724/#19521962

Why you're more nervous than you've ever been in your life, well, you don't need to think hard as to why that's the case. Still, it's nerve wracking to realize it. What should you be doing? Should you strip down? Be on the bed? Lights on? Off?

A million scenarios are playing out in your mind all at the same time, like some kind of infernal buzzing anxiety machine powered by your hopes as it shreds through your dreams. There's so much that could go right... But oh so much that could go wrong...

Only making matters worse, the walls aren't very thick, nor is the door.

So keen is your hearing, you can even discern the difference in noise when the shampoo starts running out of her hair and down to the base of the shower. You swallow hard realizing exactly what it touches as it slowly drips down. Your rock is cock hard in a nanosecond.

Despite this being far from your first time, you feel like a virgin all over again. That trembling, shaking "I'm all kinds of fucked up on adrenaline and anxiety" feeling that you haven't experienced in a long, long time.

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>>19527484
>>19527476
Hm, I'll look into this in my free time. Thanks bros

"Oh..." You pause, realizing that if you've got it this badly... Karin is probably in way worse shape.

Before your mind catches up to even notice what you've done, the bathroom door starts to open, and you find yourself naked under the sheets with the ceiling lights off but the table lamp on.

You would have panicked and probably at least thrown your pants back on or something, but Karin's already out of the shower. Her hair hangs still fairly wet, dripping a bit along with her very exposed skin, the dampness of it making her horns appear a bit larger. All she has on is a single pink towel around her body, one that leaves very little to the imagination. So little, in fact, that the captivation between her ample cleavage popping up from the tightness of the towel is perhaps only offset by how it can barely contain hips of that magnitude.

Even in the dim light, you can see she's visibly shaking and her wide eyes have a radar lock right on you and your heatseaker of love currently making a tent on the battlefield.

>>19527522
>You rock is cock hard...

Why is this so amusing?

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Papa-N.

Thank you so very much for devoting the time and effort to run your quests. All of them are fucking spectacular. Personally, I love Zombie and Witch the most, with Generation A right behind it. I might have to do another archive binge of all of HLQ just to be sure about my favourite though...

Continue to be awesome, and know that even though I generally cannot make your threads due to Timezones and Work (dammit Australia....) I always look for them on suptg.

Stay Frosty, mate!

"C-can you look away, for a second?" She asks, doing her best to try to sound casual, which only comes off as strained and very forced.

Without a word, you comply, tilting your head away until you can't see her anymore. You hear the towel fall away, down onto the floor, off of that curvy young form. You have to keep it together, keep yourself under control... Those thoughts leave you the second you feel the movement of the bed as she lowers herself onto it, pulling the sheets up to cover herself so just her head is exposed.

Finally, you turn toward her, now feeling a bit more concerned than excited as you can almost taste her fear.

"Are you sure this is what you want?" You ask, to which Karin replies with a swift series of nods.

"I want this. I've w-wanted this for a long time..." She hides the lower half of her face in the blanket, "But... Be gentle with me, Erik."

Karin almost jumps clear off the bed when you turn over and wrap your left arm around her waist, pulling her closer. The heat she gives off is so intense you can barely restrain yourself, instead having to remember that while you're only half-Frost, this is a piece of your biology you can't escape. Though your skin isn't nearly as cold as a full blooded Frost or yuki-onna, it stays about 90 degrees instead of 98 or so like many monsters who seem to share that with humans. This means that everything you touch that is living is basically pleasurably hot to the touch, you love it, you're addicted to it.

"Don't worry about anything..." You say softly as you lean in closer, "I'll take care of you."

J-J-J-JAM IT IN

rolled 17 = 17

>>19527630
No.

Gently caress and love tenderly.

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>>19527571
Your country both intrigues me and terrifies me at the same time. I normally don't have a problem with spiders... But after seeing pictures like this, I've come to the conclusion that we don't have real spiders where I live. Sorry for the timezone issue, but glad you enjoy the threads.


After you kiss her, not letting up, Karin's arms slowly wrap around your back. Slowly you shift postions until you're poised over her, still keeping her mouth occupied as your hands begin to search for places more intriguing. For years now, you've wondered exactly what lies underneath the bras or bikini tops she always had on. Sure she'd make sure to give you a bit of service, but never more than a taste. Now? Now you want the real deal. Brashly you reach under the sheet and palm one, or attempt to. Even laying down, it's larger than you can work your entire hand around, popping out of the spaces between your fingers as you squeeze a bit.

Karin moans softly and her legs squirm, which your very VERY aware of as your icicle prods against her thigh when she moves it just right.

Kissing along her neck as you work your way down, you head into unknown territory. For there's a question you've always wanted to answer.

Can you actually milk a Minotaurus just any ol time?

>>19527648
You shouldn't be able to, but I hope you can.

"Ah?!" Karin bucks in surprise as you clamp down on her left nipple, pulling at it with your mouth and getting it wet with your tongue. You're about to give up after a minute, unfulfilled and disappointed, when you taste just a twinge of something sweet and creamy in your mouth.

"A-are you... Trying to uhm... Milk... Me?"

Well now that she's asked that question, you find it rather hard thinking how best to respond.

"I-I don't mind but... From what I know, it takes some time for that to start working... I think..."

You finally relent and shift the blankets so she can see your face again, and you hers. You probably look excited now, but she's almost completely red and looking a bit panicked. Good thing you know how to calm her down.

But when you move down further, push her plump thighs aside a bit, and take a probing lick...

"Kyaa!" Karin's thighs clamp down around your head and her hand pushes against your hair.

"Hey! Relax! Just relax!" You struggle and finally manage to get your head out.

"B-but that's so... It's so..." Her hands are pressing against the sides of her head and you can tell she has no idea what to do.

"Again, relax. Give it a minute, you'll see."

>>19527648
Let's find out than, shall we?

>>19527648
Only if she's pregnant. And unless Papa-N has developed a taste for NTR I think not. Still, we can have fun in the attempt.

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FUCK YES

>notspag said
Definitely no spaghetti in this thread, captcha

>>19527707
As one wandering geneticist on /d/ will tell you, lactation and pregnancy don't have to happen together.

If you post human cow thread on /d/, he will come.

>>19527707
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lactation#Lactation_without_pregnancy.2C_induced_lactation.2C_relactati
on

>>19527724
A good point; I have heard of cases where lactation occurs without pregnancy. And there are false pregnancies too; those are interesting cases. I suppose the important thing to note is 1.) magic and 2.) rule of sexy time.

Suddenly, infodump on the science of lactation.

Welcome to /tg/, I guess.

>>19527742
Really fat men can lactate too.

The fat messes up their hormonal balance.

>>19527757
I had managed to purge that information from my brain. If you'll excuse me, I have to set myself on fire to start the forgetting process again.

>>19527769
Milky manboobs.

After a solid minute or two of sharp gasps and surprised jerks, Karin finally settles down. Which allows you to get into rhythm and apply what you've learned along the way throughout your many journeys.

You can't help but be appreciative for one thing, she's done one hell of a shave job, maybe even waxed it, actually. It's comparable to the succubi you've eaten, but they're naturally hairless in all the right places, so they have it easy.

At least you think Karin is starting to enjoy it now, her toes curling pleasurably as her feet rest on your back. Normally you don't really like being so constrained while doing this, but her thighs are so warm and thick that it just turns you on all that much more.

Finally, you think it's ready.

Though when you start to make the movements...

"D-don't we uh... Shouldn't we get it maybe wet or something first?" Karin asks, her hand moving, moving, moving... "Hah?!" Until it finds frosty. Roided up, chomping at the bit, "she wants to fuck" frosty.

Before you can protest, Karin's already worming her way into position, despite the terrified look on her face. You think about stopping her, but decide that would be a terrible, terrible idea.

>>19527773
>>19527769
>>19527757
Funny story, one of the dudes on the team was just one huge motherfucker who juiced like it aint no thang.

We were seeing some movie or another, bunch of people from high school there, when suddenly all eyes turned to him.

Dude had started to lactate right into the really tight white shirt he had on. It took him a full minute or two to realize what was going on and he just kinda got up and left.

Still one of the funniest things I can remember about school. Also he was an absolute beast of a fullback and though suspected of steroids, was somehow never caught.

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>>19527773
>>19527769
>>19527757


...WELP, I'm gonna just go to sleep now.

>>19527775
Whelp. Karin's finally going to get that ice cream we've been promising her since thread 1.

Instead you adjust your own body to help her out as she moves in, wide eyes completely fixated on the one eyed monster of a monster staring her right in the mouth. The second her tongue touches the tip, you wonder if this actually was a bad idea. You might not be able to hold out...

This thought is only further amplified when she actually starts going to work. There's two types of great blowjobs in the world. The dirty girl who knows every trick in the book and enjoys making you know that fact... And the girl who has absolutely no idea what she's doing at all while you violate her innocent mouth.

Currently you're experiencing a prime example of the second type.

"Mmph mmmph mmmd? (Is it good?)" Karin asks as she pulls back slowly, one eye closed, the other watching your face intently.

"It's... Don't stop..." You groan as she sinks down again, this time more bold, getting further and further along the shaft. Even without anything else, the mere sight of those full pink lips now wet as they work over you, the occasional glimpse of her tongue... You start to strain to keep yourself together.

Karin, sensing perhaps that she's doing well, only grows more and more daring. Her pace quickens, her lips tighten, she actually starts to drool a bit she's getting it so wet.

That's the instant you panic.

"W-wait! Karin if you keep doing that I'll....!!!" Your warning came too late and Karin's eyes fly open in surprise as you blast your sticky treat all over the insides of her mouth. She pulls away quickly, the last spurt catching her on the lips.

You watch intently as the Minotaurus girl pauses, frowning and closing her mouth which is still full. She seems to think it over for a moment, before you see and hear her swallow.

"It's... Sweet? It actually tastes good?" Karin looks both delighted and incredibly confused.

"You thought the whole ice cream thing was just a joke?" You sigh pleasurably as Karin sucks the last of it out of you.

rolled 16 = 16

>Ice cream

Papa, I love you

>Homeric opmeenu

Papa's good, but not that good.

>>19527859
that's one way to ensure future blowjobs, just literally ejaculate ice cream, almost as effective as chocolate and money.

>>19527859

Frost Ice Cream factories.

rolled 14 = 14

>>19527888
/d/ will make it so.

Despite the quick shot, you're still up and ready to party. You don't make much of a lover in the monster world if you can't ejaculate at least thee or four times a session, minimum. You're not quite up to the esteemed 10+ times yet, but you're working on it, your current record standing at 8. The most difficult part being that it only counts if something actually comes out, shooting blanks doesn't qualify.

Karin swallows hard as you move into position at long last, pushing her legs apart gently, already having removed the sheet covering her both so you could see what you were doing, and so it wouldn't get wrecked. You think about maybe grabbing a towel no one would miss to put down, but that would probably wreck the mood.

Your last thought before brain shuts down and leaves the rest to his pal, the mind down below, is of protection. Amber's is completely worthless, but your mom gave you that working one...

Screw it, you want this first time to be as great as it possibly can be. You'll just improvise when you get to that point.

"Are you ready?"

>>19527934
Improvise you say?

Freeze self solid at the moment of disaster.

Karin just gives a small nod in response, her tense body telling you she's expecting this to hurt a bit. She isn't wrong.

Entering proves incredibly difficult, you manage to sink in just a bit before finding your path almost entirely blocked. Those gates don't want to let you through, but you aren't about to be stopped.

"Never even built yourself some kind of automatic gyrating..."

"I-I'm not lewd like that!" Karin interrupts you.

"Guess not, but the cliche is that all sciency types are secretly huge perverts and whatnot." You shrug, before seizing your chance. The small period of dialogue having loosened Karin up just a bit. Enough for you to push in, just slightly, just enough.

You're pretty sure her nails draw blood as they dig into your back.

You don't press the issue, though, and let her rest for a long while. Eventually she seems to calm down a bit, and you take the opportunity to continue. Though she tenses up again, this time you manage to get all the way in.

"Relax, that was the worst of it." You give her a long kiss which she doesn't back away from.

"Are you sure? This hurts a lot more than I thought it would..."

"I can stop, I don't mind, I already ca..."

"No! ...No. Don't stop, whatever you do."

Holding her close, making sure she knows you're trying to make this as good as you can for her, you start to move. The sheer tightness of it amplifies all of the feeling, every centimeter nearly a climax. It was a good thing she got it so wet, because there's no way this would have worked otherwise.

As considerate as you can manage, you continue slowly, taking it as easy. Karin's winces subside a bit, but don't disappear, though the tears that had started welling at the corners of her eyes do at least.

Despite the slow pace and easy, force-less thrusts, you know you can't hold on forever. The way things are going, perhaps not long at all. One thing is for certain, even if she were willing, there's no way you'll be breaking your record tonight.

The closer you get, however, the more panicked you become.

If you pull out now, there won't be any complications down the line. Not from little Eriks running around, at least. Though Amber might in fact hold true to her word which would be a lot more awkward than simply doing the deed yourself. You know if you keep it inside, she'll be happy... At the same time, however, that is one risky move and your mother will not be thrilled if the rabbit dies tonight.

Despite the anxious debate in your head, you don't stop, don't slow down. Instead, nearing the end, you actually pick up the pace a bit and push yourself in harder. Karin's cries growing louder as the tingling sensation takes hold of your body.

Leaving you with one decision, and two choices with no clear right answer.

>What happens when ice cream meets cow eggs? Was Amber being serious about what she said? Do spidergirls eat ice cream? Decide for yourself, or find out, next time on Generation A

And holy fuck it is 7am and I need sleep. Thanks for reading along, did not expect it to run quite this late...

Not sure when the next thread will be but I'll post it as soon as I know. See you next time, gents, I'm crashing.

>>19528011
Dude, there's one correct answer. Spray our ice cream all over her tits.

If Amber objects we'll tell her to bugger off, we're not having kids when we're sure if we're going to live for another month.

>>19528011
>Look at the clock.
>2pm in Finland.
How long have ya bastard been writing? It was last night I saw the first post. I went to sleep, got breakfast, chopped some wood, went to sauna, ate some more and scythed some grass during all this time.

>>19528031
3pm -> 7am with maybe a 2hr break in there

So like ~13 hours?

>>19528039
You're a beast and a scholar. Thanks to new layoffs, I have this whole week free, which I will be spending on a summer cottage, so I'll see if I can break that time while drawing something.

>>19528066
Well the layoffs are probably bad but vacation is nice. Enjoy yourself, can't wait to see what you come up with. Hope to see you next thread.

To everyone: Feel free to leave suggestions and what monstergirls you want to see and that kind of thing, I'll check the archive tom... Later today.

So far we have
>Egyptian catgirl ninja
>M14-like catgirl who can detach own head
>something else I can't quite remember

But I'm seriously off this time, later

>>19528082
Jotuns. Magical giants.

Thanks for another amazing thread Papa-N

>>19528082
Bye Papa N
Thanks for all the awesome shit

>>19528082
Anthropomorphic aeroplanes.

Sorry, had to say it.

A doppleganger could be interesting.

Some sort of gynoid could also work.

>requests
Something something clones?
Non-zombied goo girls?

>>19531181
Oh, oh. Egyptian ninja cat girl clones.