WE ARE BUTLER, 100% PURE DAPPER AND SWAG.From days of long ago, from unchartered regions of the multiverse, comes a legend.The legend of Swagtron:Seducer of the Multiverse!A mighty butler, loved by girls, feared by evil.>ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen/order/asc/-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-Laura, the German, has moved seats and is now right next to one of the most dangerous ones in the room.She's sitting next to Mio and their conversation is a little more daunting."So... He's your wife?""Indeed, and a fine wife he is.""I too have a wife.""Oh? And is he as dense as mine?""At times... But he can be amazing. Tell me major, How should I pursue our relationship further?"An evil grin presents itself on Mio's face, mischief in her eye."Ohohohoho... Laura, I have much to teach you."
Fuck Yeah!!!
Good evening
>>19498499We should warn Ichika after this. It's the right thing to do.
>>19498499inb4 sage'd haters hating.
>>19498538Should we give him a bag of supplies like gai did?
You subconsciously move away from those two and their dangerous conversation, fearing just what Mio had in mind to teach the younger girl.The pirate-witch, seeing you nervously step back, turns to you.That same evil grin on her face, she calls out to you."Dear Hayate... I'd love another cup of tea if you'd please." she says as she raises her empty cup slightly.[ ]NOOOOPE[ ]serve her
>>19498554I think it our male duty to do so.
>>19498499Huzzah!>>19498521Hey that's my line.
>>19498562[x]serve herWhat kind of butler doesn't serve his guests?
>>19498554Yes. Padlocks, rubbers, a pamphlet with excerpts from harem management 101.An a jock.
>>19498562[ ]serve her
Smile, and conjure some tea into it.
>>19498562[x]serve herJust get it over with.
Just a reminder.Super strength. Super speed. A second body we can summon at will. Time stop. Knives. A tank we can summon at will.We have everything we need for the legendary ZA WARUDO flash.
>>19498562We live to serveSay we would be available to do a proper Japanese tea ceremony for Laura and any friends she wanted to being at her convenience as well since she mentioned it last time we met
But of course we serve her.Also, huzzah! I FINALLY finished going through the archives, and just in time to show Mio which of us is really the wife. Maybe, by showing her, we'll figure it out ourselves.
>>19498581I hope you mean a jock strap, and not a muscle-bound dude who's really into sports.
While we were fighting the Thing, I did think of an item that would be quite useful. We should try to find a ring that allows us to add elemental affinity to our attacks. It would allow us to protect ourselves should we find something immune to our normal attacks.We should also see if we can find a pair of Cufflinks of Ithan. We could use the extra defense.Last, we need to see if Zelda's the Music teacher here, because we could use some magical songs like the Song of Storms.
>>19498681Here's how you figure it out:Did you ever go to see Twilight? Did you hear the sound the women in the audience made the first time Jacob took off his shirt? That, animal sound of pure hunger and need?Yeah, whoever makes THAT noise first while the other is still cool and unflappable is the wife.
>>19498680Congratulations! And yes, that is our hope.
>>19498499serve her but be wary
>>19498712In that case, we...we MAY have a problem. Luckily, LG's already shown us we look amazing in a wedding dress.
>>19498562Serve her, remain calm. She's playing with us.
>>19498499>The Legend of SwagtronLove the new intro, LG. I even read it in Peter Cullen's voice: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub5bl2QNHPw
>>19498562not even a choice.[x]serve her
>>19498740And that our girls look great in tuxedos
>>19498708>ring that allows us to add elemental affinity to our attacks.I like it>We should also see if we can find a pair of Cufflinks of Ithan. We could use the extra defense.Could be useful>Last, we need to see if Zelda's the Music teacher here, because we could use some magical songs like the Song of Storms.Those are too potent without the ability to manipulate nature and time.
>>19498779Oops, forgot my vote[X] Serve her
[x] Serve her like the butler you are
>>19498805Would it be butlery shame that we don't wear a tux as well as they, or butlery pride that we've chosen such dappa ladies to share our life with?
>>19498805All women look great in suits. All men look great in suits. A properly-tailored suit is the most universally-generally-attractive outfit.
Wary, but unable to ignore a guest, you head closer to serve her.As you poured tea for the lady, she continued talking to Laura."You see Laura, getting yourself a wife is fun and all but theres one really important thing you must remember to take part of.""And that is?" the white haired girl asks"The hunt..." she answers "make them come to you, draw them in, and when they're in range..."Mio grabs you by the waist and pulls you into her lap"...Strike!""oooooooh..." Laura observes enthusiastically, a notepad now in her hands."Major, a question if you will." a hand is raised across the room, It's Cecilia. "What do you do when you;ve caught your prey?""Simple. You eat him up." With that Mio goes in to kiss you.[ ]NOPE[ ]meh.[ ]RETURN FIRE!
>>19498858Great prideAnd shame that we look better in a dress than they do. If we felt such feeble things as shame
Well you wanted to take an aggressive approach. RETURN FIRE
>>19498888[ ]RETURN FIRE!
>>19498888Stick a scone in her mouth. She's obviously hungry, and as a butler, we cannot let that continue.
>>19498888We have to maneuver to pull her around into our lap instead, then kiss her. I think that counts as returning fire.
>>19498888RETURN FIRE!ALL HANDS TO BATTLE STATIONS WE WILL WIN THIS ENGAGEMENT YET MEN
>>19498888[x]meh
She obviously wants our scone, so stick it in her mouth.
>>19498888"Sir! The Sakamoto is engaging us, and appears to have reinforcements on standby! Your orders?""Hard to port! Fire a broadside across her! We may be going down to the locker, but by my spiffy hat, we'll not be going alone!"
>>19498888[x]RETURN FIRE!We got permission from the ladies to be more aggressive; let's put that to use.
>>19498945and mentilate perrine, 'Are you sure you didn't want the major to come?'
>>19498957Let's watch out for collateral damage. We don't want a repeat of that backstage incident
>>19498888Not during Perrine's party! Teleport to stand behind her, a hand on her shoulder and say,"This is simply not the time, Major. Perhaps anothe time I could indulge you."All the while covertly running a thumb along her spine.
[x]RETURN FIRE!Unless someone else has a suggestion.
>>19499012this!
>>19499004I believe our vessels are close enough to minimalize that, and our respective angles, though not ideal, are more than satisfactory to ensure the Sakamoto takes at least the brunt of the attack.
>>19499012There is to be no collateral damage in this engagement.Permission to instruct the German vessel to be upfront with her feelings?
>>19499012This >>19499012or[x]meh.
>>19499012I love it.Maybe stick a pastry in her mouth for good measure.
>>19498888[x]NOPETeleport behind Mio.Say this >>19499012We must make sure that Perrine's tea party is not a failure.
Return fireShe wants to try and prove dominance here so we will turn it aroundThen tell Laura she must be careful that in the course of the hunt the predator does not become the prey
I'm this guy >>19498989Changing my vote to >>19499012He's got a point, this is supposed to be Perrine's party. We shouldn't mess it up.
>>19498888Fun as it was getting in on the ship based talk, I guess I should change my vote to >>19499012Curse you, LG and friends, making me feel for the frenchie..."Stow the cannons, boys, tactical retreat. But keep the powder dry, soon...we hunt."
>>19499012Udz has the right of it. However-many-th'd.
>>19499121By the by, I'm >>19498957
>>19499012Yeah, changing my vote to Udz from this:>>19498926
>>19499012I'm going for this.
Oh dammit, and LG won't refresh and we'll end up making a mess of Perrine's tea party that we worked so hard to make right, and that'll make Perrine depressed.
>>19499153Or he will refresh, we'll still make perrine's party a mess, and his nice, shiny mug will have a few new drops added in to the sound of "hue".
>>19499153I really doubt we are gonna ruin itNot sure if LG will refresh and catch our change of plans or not though
>>19499153He's at home, I believe he's said he's got the 4chan extension on at home.
>>19499171Where the deuce did my name go?Oh, I guess there was that one thread I took it off for.
>>19499012Perform evasive maneuvers
Well, that's annoying. Looks like we got hit by the autosage.I mean, not surprising, but still annoying.
You teleport out of Mio's arms, positioning yourself behind her."Mio, this is not the time nor the place for this..." You whisper into her ear as a finger traces her spine."Perhaps I could indulge you some other time."She shivers, her eyes closing for a moment.As you walk away to continue service you hear her tell Laura this."Remember this, prey that can fight back makes the hunt all the more enjoyable."----------------------------------------------------------The tea party went on.Acting the butler that you were, you continued to provide the ladies [and hideyoshi] the services expected of you.Perinne herself seems to be more comfortable now as she sat with Cecilia, the British girl, and talked about their respective countries."True, the british empire was one of the largest in the world, but your technology and territory still pale in comparison to France's artistic contributions to history.""Ha. The French are only good for two things, cheese and frog's legs."Knowing that all of this was nothing more than good-natured ribbing, you don't make a move to interfere.Charlotte didn't see it like that though."Is that so? Tell me, back in our Dimension, who makes the most used IS variant? Who develops the best weapon packs? Who supplies the EU with the most IS technicians? France, that's who."Leaving the girls on their own and wanting to see how Perrinne would react in this situation, you stand near the wall observing discreetly."Now, Charlotte. I'm sure Cecilia didn't mean that..."Your girlfriend says as she skillfully begins to defuse the situation.ANYONE YOU WANT TO TALK TO?
>>19499271Was going to say something about that. Page 6 is where it's at.
>>19499277See how Hideyoshi's doing.
>>19499277Lily, see if our tea and scones are to her liking.
>>19499277HideyoshiAsk him how he and his sister got recruited>>19499282We will just do the usual and keep remaking the threads I guessJust to piss whoever it is off
>>19499277Let's talk to Hideyoshi. Maybe find out about the Summoned Being/Avatar jazz. Not that I have any idea how to actually steer the conversation to that topic.
>>19499277Our scheme is working!Let's take this chance to speak with Laura.We can figure out a way to lure that boy into their grasp.
>>19499324Ask him about his device and powersWork from there
>>19499344You'd think that would be obvious. I'm frequently bad at that.
I can see how this will go."Hey sexy. . . OH GOD, WRONG TWIN!"
>>19499357Nah, it's the right twin. Hayate's gender blind. He's like Courage Wolf - if it's pretty, he'll fuck it. There is no gay.
>>19499357That would be if we went for his sister, mainly because if we come on like That she would castrate us
>>19499371No, it's gay, but that's totally okay.
The best part is that I left it neutral, so you can pick which twin we hit on.
>>19499344+1
>>19499355No you just skip the little pictures inbetween our big onesIt is good because of can give a major direction then someone like me can expand on it
>>19499397Do it to hideyoshi's sisterWatch ensuing chaos
>>19499371
>>19499422>"Bro's over there, dude."
>>19499437"I thought you were the brother.">savage beating ensues
>>19499277Perinne has it under control. Lets talk to Hideyoshi.
Are the other guests even here? If not i'd like to speak with Laura, try to undo, and reinforce some Mio.
>>19499628They're all here, yeah.
>>19499638Jolly good then, let's speak with the well spoken fella.
Talk to the twins. Ask if they want to have a trap-off
>>19499762The twins with the male and female just to clarify
>>19499762I thought only Hideyoshi was here.
>>19499775Hideyoshi's sister isn't here, though. She declined the invitation.
>>19499787Really? I thought he said he was going to bring her along since we only went to see hideyoshi himself while we were throwing out invites
>>19499787Well we can still see who looks better in a dress
>>19499848True thatWe should call Ayumu, Keima and whoever else is Trappy and make it a real party if we do
>>19499860Not now, but later.We need to make the girls think they want that.
You walk towards the only other guy [though a very pretty one at that] in the room.Offering Hideyoshi form pastries, you ask him what his device is."I will show thee."he tells you as he pulls out his badge."Summon!"A small creature appears in his hand, what appears much like a superdeformed version of him in a hakama, weilding a Naginata stands there."This is my device, Toyotomi." he presents the small one as it bows."And what can he do?""He is a fighter as you can see, but he also has some supportive capabilities.""I see. Tell me Hideyoshi, How did you and your sister get recruited?""ah yes, that is an interesting story... The school that we were from is actually an off-shoot of the Bureau. There the students are given these summoned Beings to be able to participate in class-battles.""Class battles?"
"They're basically fights among the classes. They're not really violent though, It's more like a huge interactive videogame. These being's strengths and abilities are depended on the owners academic skills, and the class battles reward and punish the classes for winning or losing.""I see, so they use a game of sorts to motivate students to study?""Indeed. and it also fosters a deeper sense of camaraderie in the class. Esprit de corps if you will. Any how, my sister was selected as the next school's representative, someone to be sent here for training. Unfortunately, when they divulged the existence of the Bureau and majaik it wasnt her they were talking to...""So... they thought you were your sister and told you about majaik?""Indeed. T'was an unfortunate affair involving a punishment game, skirts and our irate principal.""Huh.. So they took your sister and you as well?""Yes." he tells you."What about the third floor? can you tell me how you got the whole floor to yourself?""Can you tell me how you got a house in a bottle?" he throws the question back at you.
"I bought it"
>>19499806Actually, turns out his sister was never mentioned when we went to actually invite him.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19257898/#p19258883http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19257898/#p19258972
>>19499922I got it from a very good realtor with a very reasonable payment plan. Would you like to the name of the shop?
>>19499922"Yes. It was already in here when I bought it, and it was shrunken and placed here by a man named Gulliver. He owns a shop in town. Your turn."
>>19499922"Majaik, I ain't gotta explain shit, but I bought it in town from Gulliver's real estate."
>>19499922"My girlfriends and I bought it. There's a store in town that sells them."
>>19499922"I got it for a very reasonable price from a reputable real estate agent in town, recommended to me by my handler."
>>19499962This amuses me.
Or even better"I built it with tweezers... very carefully"
>>19499986That's a lie, though.
>>19500023No, it's a joke.
>>19499922"Oliver, he's a bro. Runs a shop in town."
>>19500034fuck Gulliver.
>>19500031Then we'll just get a sarcastic answer from him too.
>>19499986Between you and me, it wasn't THAT hard, aside from putting together the furniture. You ever had to operate a miniature cordless drill with two sets of tweezers and a toothpick? Not fun.
>>19500050That's why it's followed by a real answer.
>>19500058I can imagine hayate trying to do this with kraus yelling at him the whole time
>>19500072I BET IF IT WAS FRILLY AND PINK YOU'D BE A MASTER OF IT! HEY, THAT'S IT, FAGBALLS! WE'LL GO TO THE STORE, GET YOU SOME NICE LACE AND PINK SPRAYPAINT, AN-AAAAAW, DID HER BREAK HER LIL DOLLY CHAIR?
>>19499986This plus real answer
>>19499922"The girls and I bought it. We got it on a very generous payment plan from a man named Gulliver. He runs a real estate office in town. Now, your turn.""Well... I'm not really sure, I was assigned it when we got here. My handler, Aikawa-san, told me to just "roll with it". And I had no choice but to do so.""hmnnn that's weird.""I know."-----------------------------------------------------The sun began to set, the guests excuse themselves and thank you for a lovely afternoon.As they head out of the house, you see Mio with her new protege still sticking quite close to her."Come... We have much to discuss." she tells the white-haired girl.As you stood by the front door, the guests now gone, you turn to Perrine and ask her."Did you have fun?""Yes. Thank you." She answers as she reaches for your hand.TEAPARTY OVER.WAT DO NAO?>what page are we on now?
>>19500114page 9.No idea waht to do.
How about check on mandrake and the plant? Haven't done that in a while
>>19500114Maid/Butler sexu times.
>>19500114Sit Perrine down and serve her some nice, soothing tea. She served like a champ, head held highish. She's earned it. Plus, let's be honest, any excuse to serve tea.
>>19500114Well clearly we either check with Ursula about Ted's upgrade, or check up on Yuki and see if she's moving in okay.
>>195001149Kiss Perrine, go check on Mandy. Unless we have something else scheduled?
>>19500114First, mentillate a warning to Ichika. He deserves a heads up.Second, have a clone give him a 'package' of things he'll need in the upcoming trials.
>>19500150Followed quicklyish by this. >>19500132
Talk to Perrine, check on plant, "wind down" with girls
>>19500114HahahahahahaGreatest trap of one dimension teaching the greatest trap of another buenoSee how Mandy and the snowberry bush are, see if she wants anything. Maybe go for a walk and slap one of the capsule corp patches onto our tank ( on the inside preferably ) see how jack is going and if s/he wants anything
>>19500157>>19500114Third, we sit down with Perrine, serve her tea, and give her some personal attention as a reward for holding up so well today.
>>19500114Is it too late to do a quick sparring session with Mike? have we used our clone technique today?If it's too late for training, do some lit reading, check on Yuki, see if she's got everything she needs.once we start the next thread, we should keep jumping to new threads each time we hit page 5.
>>19500163Make it so.
>>19500177Totes.>>19500172Who?
>>19500150perrinne did great so now we reward her!after that, check on plants/familiar gear/potions.
>>19500114It was Aikawa's room before Hideyoshi'sAlso I get the feeling Maki would be here somewhere and him and Aikawa are probably big fans of the wild horse potion...
>>19500186Aikawa SanKizuna Aikawa from batoto.net/comic/_/comics/prunus-girl-r18Epic trap in a school where it seems 90% of the characters are into non standard relationshipsIt includes 2 sets of lesbians, a sister who wants her brother, a trap who baits most the school and possibly more
>>19500172If we put the patch on the inside, someone would have to be inside press it. I don't think it would end well for whoever that turned out to be.>>19500186The "female" lead/eponymous character of Prunus Girl, another epic tier trap.
>>19500235>>19500243Intriguing
>>19500243That shoots that idea down thenAre there any areas we could put it where it won't be shot or damaged during combat making it fold in on whoever happens to be driving it? Having one of those is cool but also dangerous so we need it protectedAlso while everyone is unsure about Aikawa's physical sex he gladly tells everyone he is a dude.While dressing in a girls uniform and being cuter than most of themIt is part of why the main character has problems with the fact Aikawa seems to act like his girlfriend
When were we supposed to have that scavenger hunt/search the bottle resort event with Mio? Or have we not determined a time for that yet?Now doesn't seem to be the time, but I just wanted to ask.
>>19500270Sometime later in the week, no specific day was determined.Same with the date, though we should do both sometime within the next two days.And don't forget that we need to get an appointment with the data specialist down in R&D.
>>19500296Good pointSee if kraus can get us an appointment with him
>>19500243I want you to know this. I considered-ever so briefly-a joke about how kriegers are expendable. And then I chose not to make it. I'm fairly sure this makes me a bad person. Well...this and the absurd amount of joy I took in the old HUEHUEHUEs.
>>19500316But they aren't expendable when we only have one.
>>19500330Especially when we have named it
>>19500330I never said OURS was expendable.
>>19500350True enough, it's just where the mind goes when we've only actually encountered one.
"Great. you also did great back there." you say as you give her a quick kiss. "Now if you'll excuse me, I'll have some chores to do before dinner.""Okay, I guess I'll check in with Hina and Yuki." she says as she heads back into the house.-----------------------------------------------------You walk around the house and into the gardens.Around you the lush plants, ones that were here before you moved in, are growing well and are maintained expertly by Lo and Souseiseki.Near the rear, right were the edge of the tower is marked by a low wall, was that patch of earth you took from the forest where the Snowberry bush and Amanda were.**ROLL FOR PLANT STATUS**Taking the 6th roll>keep updating me on page number, we jump ship once we hit 12>>19500235actually, Aikawa's never been confirmed for a guy.So she could very well be a girl pretending to be a guy pretending to be a girl.Why? /a/ theorizes some form of trauma.
rolled 92 = 92>>19500366
rolled 94 = 94>>19500366We're on page 10.
>>19500210I actually think they wouldn't beMaybe if they wanted a kid they would get a batch made up but I think Aikawa enjoys life more being a trap than he ever would being a girlAlthough I guess he has asked if Maki wanted him to be a girl in the past so I am unsureIf we run into him I hope he pulls a magic candy trick
rolled 88 = 88>>19500366
rolled 33 = 33>>19500366Come on, Mandy!
rolled 59 = 59>>19500366Dice!God, this is gonna end horribly, isn't it?
rolled 7 = 7>>19500366>Why? /a/ theorizes some form of trauma.Ok now I got to read this.
rolled 4 = 4>>19500366First /tg/ roll, Dice gods, hear my sob!
>>19500383>>19500385>>19500389Bracing for 1...
>>19500366Yeah I thought that too.I was just going by the canon explanation of things as they stand
rolled 39 = 39>>19500395Goddamnit.
>>19500396I'm...just gonna set these dice down for now.
>>19500395I love my dice some days.
>>19500395Yeah, saw that coming.
rolled 68 = 68>>19500395GOD DAMN YOU /tg/ DICE!
>>19500395Fucks sakeWhy can't we have simple dice rolls, the dice gods just make sure we fucking crash and burn if we have specific numbers
>>19500383>>19500385>>19500395>first 2 rolls in the 90's>roll that gets used = 7>/tg/ dicerollers' face when
rolled 97 = 97Hoping for a 100 to save this shit, expecting a 1 to totally condemn us
We just cannot win with this damn plant.
>>19500395thisiswhywecanthavenicethings.jpg
rolled 87 = 87I am too late.Shame is upon us all.
>>19500439Ah, nice to see the dice gods still enjoy dangling the string, I suppose...
>>19500431Personally I like the fact he's doing it that way (taking X roll) mostly to stop us from spam rolling for something high.And this is coming from the guy who rolled the 7.
rolled 19 = 19>>19500461I would like it if we didn't get 3 over 90 rolls that are now useless with a plant we have struggled with constantly
>>19500482Some day, we will get a relevant hundred with the plant.
>>19500461In theory, I agree with you...in THEORY. In practice, I'm starting to see this plant taunting me in my dreams.
rolled 70 = 70>>19500493It's like communism great is theory fucked in practice
>>19500444because we aren't ready for the power its fruits will bring us.
>>19500501>>19500493I preferred the old best of first 5Gave us leeway but made sure that we didn't just spam rolls
>>19500501I've never actually even seen communism in practice. Just totalitarian authoritarian fascism under the name of 'communism.' You know, that thing the USSR practiced for all those years.
>>19500501Would that make this bush our Cuban Missile Crisis?
>>19500517I could buy that.
>>19500526That's sort of the pointThe theory of it is great but it never works because in practice the ones in power fall to human nature and it doesn't work
>>19500523Even AVERAGE of the first five had its upsides.
>>19500517>>19500529I don't mind waitingI don't like constantly failing so badly it might as well burn to ash
>>19500538Averaging is bad. You end up with a lot of 40-60 range.
>>19500537Ah, MSQ. Come for the whyboner, stay for the rousing political commentary. I say that with no sarcasm whatsoever, I actually LOVE watching these polite, civil conversations about various topics while we wait for LG.
>>19500553But much less outright failure. Which isn't necessarily good.
>>19500554It certainly makes for a nice sideline>>19500553Better than our track record for x roll which is pretty much all <20
>>19500568>>19500567Failing in quest is fine. It keeps things from being 'Oh look we da best always!' bullshit in check. If we never get this planet thing going. Oh well.
>>19500586Failing horribly every now and then is fine.Failing consistently at the same goddamn thing is annoying as fuck.
>>19500586Failing is okFailing just this constantly is annoyingWe seem to do ok in everything but fucking horticulture I would rather we actually fail in combat where we are a support class when we seem to be a rape machine
>>19500586That's what I was getting at.
Quick etiquette question. How long are you supposed to let the dice "cool off" after damn-near-botching? And don't give me any "It's a random system, that doesn't matter" tripe. I'm a gamer, I know how it goes, you follow the group dice rituals to the T, or you won't even hit a KOBOLD.
>>19500657Never really thought about it.
>>19500657'Roll until all the bad luck is gone' is the one my group uses.
rolled 19 = 19>>19500682Fair enough. And it's safe to roll now, so why not?
rolled 12 = 12Rollan' out the lows.
>>19500657we haven't pinned down exactly what relaibly gets the dice-gods riled up for this quest. sometimes it's hate, sometimes it's self-hate, sometimes it's despair.just wing it.
rolled 84 = 84And it would appear it's a VERY good thing I'm doing this.>>19500696>>19500702
>>19500704Hell even asking the dice to take pity on us has worked once or twice.
And there we go.
>>19500696>>19500702Regardless of 'cooling off', rolling when not asked is poor form. Cut it out.
You find the plant not much changed from last time, which was understandable since it's only been a day since you last saw it.Amanda, the mandrake/"plant fairy" sat next to it reading a a newspaper propped up on a stand."Hello Amanda, how are things going?" you asked her.She flies up from behindthe paper and answers, "I was just looking through this. You humans are a very interesting lot, not as boring as those elves that used to live in our woods were.""and how's the plant?""He likes the new soil very much. He says he'll try his best to grow into a great big bush and bear lots of fruit.""That's great. And how about you? are you comfortable?""Yes, very. Although I went to the big lake down there earlier and the water was weird...""You mean the beach? Yeah it has saltwater in it. Not really very good for plants.""I see... Tell me, is there a lake or a river nearby? I kinda want to take a dip.""Well, there's one in the park. A lake, a pretty large one at that.""Hmnnn so it's outside huh? I guess I could fly out there. I do wish you had one nearer though."WAT SAY?>>19500531but where's the fun in that?Actually that system works only in situations where you HAVE TO SUCCEED. [or something needs to be named/ assigned/picked.]In something as unknown to you and unpredictable as this plant, then a random pick would be better.
>>19500704>>19500716I think I actually learned my lesson on that one with my lovely 4. I'm gonna take a Conanish route. Praise them if I win, curse them if I lose, and ask for nothing lest they see weakness and Hue me.>sidstin immediately,Can't we do it later, captcha? The thread's sinking.
>>19500727The house has running water, right? Let's make a nice pond.
>>19500727Well, we could always look into digging out a small pond for her, a little ways back from the beach. till then, there's a portkey pretty close to the park.
>>19500727"I can see about some landscaping options with Lo, Souseiseki and Suiseiseki, if you'd like."Good to have a project, and Jack might like digging a new riverbed or lakebed.
>>19500727we could make a small pond in the garden right? we'll have to lookin to that.
>>19500727We could see about making her a pond or lake if she wantsMaybe ask gulliver how it could be accomplished
>>19500727We could see about setting one up, also inform her of the portkeys to get to town & back quickly, if we have an extra we can give her to use.
>>19500751>>19500755>>19500757>>19500761>>19500762Huzzah, consensus!
>>19500727Offer to dig a pond for her.Do it at the same time we build that greenhouse we want
>>19500771Sounds like Lo's kinda project, honestly. I mean, he gets to work with tools-a hoe, shovel, etc.-and it should, SHOULD mind you, keep him out of trabble. And we all know he doesn't want any of that.
>>19500769Portkeys would be a bit hard given her size.Maybe if we put a stamp in our room it would work for her
>>19500727>damn fast concensus"Well... I could dig a pond for you, The house has infinite running water, and there's space in the garden for it, heck, I think that with the right materials we could create a very convincing stream.""Will you do that just for me?" she asks "Of course. You're my friend. I'll do anything for a friend."She flies up closer to your face, grabs one of your ears and plants a kiss on your cheek."Thank you." she says as she fidgets in mid-air."You are most welcome. We'll get started on it as soon as I can consult with Lo and the dolls on just what we could do. For now, there's a portkey in town that's connected to the one here in the house, it will take you to the park by the lake instantly.""I'll try it tomorrow." she answers as she flies back down and continues to read her paper.WAT DO NOW OH MASTER BUTLERS?
>>19500727We should ask her if there is anything else the plant wants as well.And if there are other plants she would like planted here since we are going to be expanding our gardens
>>19500852>we just swagged the fairyoopsDo we have anything scheduled?
>>19500852Organize an appointment with wubby for data manipulation lessonsSomething else I am forgetting
>>19500852If it's not too late, call up Mike to set up that appointment with the data specialist in R&D.Then we need to warn Ichika and give him a special package.
>>19500858This and look into buying some potatoes for planting while we're out. I know we have a limitless supply of them, but Erica doesn't know that, IIRC, and I think it'd be a fun bit of trolling to say "we're out until the new ones grow in" and point at the garden. Potatoes: 2.5 yonks. Seeing our trollan' girlfriend on her hands and knees, staring at a potato to try and will it to grow faster? Priceless.
>>19500852>heart mode: activatedlater we should pool ideas for the pond with stream, i'm voting something like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JoQthEBl6Ubut with a stream somewhere.for now i'd like to see about those gifts for our familiars and check if Ursula is having fun in the lab.
As you walked back into the house to begin prepping for dinner, you take a moment to check in with mike to ask him about something.'Mike, remember when you told me you'd have me checked out by someone in R&D for my data manipulation powers?''Yeah, I do kid.Unfortunately, Wabisuke, the guy i wanted to have check you out, is away home for some business. ''Damn. Well, can somebody else do it?''Well... There's that guy... He's actually an all-rounder but his equipment should be able to gather your data well enough.''Great. Well, can we set an appointment with him?''Well, here's a thing, if you go into his lab I can't assure you of your own safety.''Huh. Well, it can't be that bad right? I mean it's just a couple of tests. can you set an appointment with him for me please?''Your funeral kid....''So, who's it gonne be?' you ask him'Doctor Stahl. Doctor Ludvig Stahl.' he tells you with some dread in his voice.
>>19500928oh LG you card you"Stahl? That's German, right? Germans are great scientists. Why the caution?"
>>19500928...I get the feeling I'd know that name if I was A) a better history buff, or B) a better weaboo...
>>19500928no problem, Stahl and Hayate have already met.>Cloudflare gave me trouble for the first time ever.
>>19500943or c) follow Mad Scientist Quest.
>>19500899She knows we have infinite potatoes but I bet she would love fresh home grown onesPlus then we can still see her on her hands and knees trying to get the potato plants to grow quicker
>>19500952...I love you, and I hate you, all at once, right now. On the one hand, fuck yeah, new quest to read. On the other, this one took me almost a WEEK to get caught up on. Hellmoo will never see me again at this rate!
>>19500928"Stahl? Sounds German, I wonder if Ursula has already met him."Thanks Mike."We should still mentillate a warning to Ichika:"Ichika, as one man to another, watch out. They're coming for you. They've coordinated their attacks now. They're unified."And have a clone give him a small brown bag full of condoms and that instant spray-on soundproofing.
>>19500928Dammit I was hoping we would get lessons from lain
>>19500972Well it is still run by LG just like manic Sousuke and it is only about 6 threads in iirc
>>19500963Not to mention the possibilites if she's not familiar with gardening."Erica, dear, what are you doing?""I'm forcing these potatoes to get to eating size...with my MIND.""Erica..." trollface.jpg "Those are carrots."
>>19500981Really? Well, then, I have my secondary sideboard. Thankee kindly. Mad Scientist Quest, hoooo!
>>19500973this sounds like a good idea IF Ichika isn't completely oblivious about these things like people we know.
>>19501022Even if he is, he'll still need what we have in the bag. And like Mike said, we need to practice with the clone majaik. May as well use it for small errands like this, even if the warning goes unheeded (or not understood).
>>19501022I think he is so far>>19501034Is a very good point, exercise our powers so they grow strongerAlso clones being more numerous and longer lasting = more fun with the girls
>>19501034right. set our clone to menial tasks for now and get used to being 2 people, would be fun if Mio came across our clone and tried something, only for it to inform her that his time is up and he disapears.
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Nishizawa Ayumu walks home from school, her thoughts still filled with that boy that disappeared months ago.It was before Christmas when she last saw him. Still unable to confess her feelings, she gave the boy a scarf she knit herself.That boy was Ayasaki Hayate, and she was his classmate.When he dissappeared she first asked the school's officials.There, she found out that he had been pulled-out by his parents.When she dropped by his place, it was abandoned, empty.Months passed after that, not even a shred of news about his whereabouts.But still, she had not given up.She's sure she'll see him again.As she continued to walk, her head distracted by him, she bumps into a young man wearing a black suit.He has white hair, dark skin and sharp features."I'm so sorry." she says in apology."No, It's alright. I was looking for you Nishizawa Ayumu." he says."Eh? Do I know you?" she asks"No. But my Mistress knows you, and both of you know him. And that is all that's needed." he answers cryptically.
>>19501136it begins!... Again!
>>19501136PLOT TRAIN HAS LEFT THE STATION
>>19501136...you lost me.Is this about that A-tan chick from Hayate's canon? Because I never got into HnG.
>>19501136Athena's butler, he'll do anything for burgers, give him hamburgers and run Nishizawa! Run for your normal life!
>>19501136LOAD THE CANNON
>>19501136>she gave the boy a scarf she knit herself.I don't remember this being one of the items that we took from our old apartment. Anyone remember if we had a scarf with us?
Hamster?This isn't a good thing
>>19501175I don't remember a scarf being mentioned.
NEXT TIME ON MSQ:HYPERDRIVE.New thread at 2200 4chan time>mad science on 0700
>>19501178>>19501184No you didnt take the scarf, it was left behind in your old house [the one you shared with your parents], not the apartment you hid out in.Someone else has it now.
>>19501205>Someone else has it now.If it's our parents, I hope they rot in Hell.If it's someone else entirely, I hope that it brings them warmth.
A personal item, and two people who know us personally.I'm thinking some kind of tracking or recovery spell. This could be trabble.
>>19501205Kenji has a bitchin' scarf, but he has one normally anyway.Does Gai have a scarf?
>>19501253A red one.
>>19501215and if its someone else i hope he writes a massive tear jerking Story about it.
>>19501262And also normal for him to have one.
Score of -2 for a thread that was on autosage from the start. So mad it's delicious.
>>19501386Kinda sad, really.
Dammit, slept through the thread. It occurs to me though, shouldn't we mention to the girls that fact that we kissed Keima.
>>19501767Well, how do you propose we bring up that we've got an attraction to Keima?
>>19501793"I should probably mention, in the last sim... *getting quieter* I kind of... *whisper* kissed Keima..."And go from there. I just don't think they would be amazingly happy if they found out any way other than us telling them.
>>19501889True enough.
>>19501793All I can imagine there is every one of the girls saying "You're attacted to Keima? The sky is blue and fish live in water. Yes it really was that obvious."
