WE ARE BUTLER, 100% PURE DAPPER AND SWAG.These are the on-going chronicles of SWAGZILLA, nothing will stop his conquest of all the bitches.>ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen/order/asc/-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-The dorms, a more modern building made of concrete in this school dominated by brick and mortar.A quick look at the residents listings tells you where the two's room was on the fourth floor.Since it's lunch on a schoolday, everyone else was in the cafeteria or eating in thier classrooms, leaving you and Keima alone in the empty halls.You quickly find their room and knock, telling the inhabitants just who you were.But there was no answer.You try it again, this time, a knife at the ready.Still, suspiciously, there was no answer.Putting yourself between the door and Keima, you try the knob.It's unlocked, and you slowly push the door open.There on the floor in between the beds, you see Fleur being eaten, devoured frantically, by her roommate.**ROLLEM**
rolled 35 = 35Enjoy watching the lesbian cunnilingus.
rolled 49 = 49>>19449259
rolled 29 = 29>>19449259"Pardon me." Shut the door, and walk away.Oh, wait, different definition of "eaten".Bouncy Castle?
rolled 38 = 38>>19449259Well thats lovely right there.
rolled 13 = 13>>19449259umm in the coloquial term, "freak the fuck out"
>>19449259YOU ARE THAT GUY, 100% MAKING ALL THE OTHER QUESTS LOOK BAD BY ASSOCIATIONTake your lame bullshit to /tg/chan or the spacebattles forum. /tg/ isn't the place for your fetish fuel.
rolled 23 = 23>>19449259I suppose their both dead. Well time to purge.
rolled 41 = 41>>19449259wow we are rolling badly
>>19449333I request an explanation of this one.
rolled 43 = 43>>19449259will a crit mean lesbians?
rolled 6 = 6Dammit LG what the hell have you done to me? Earlier today I needed a fap, so I went hunting for pictures.I FOUND THIS PICTURE AND FAPPED MYSELF FUCKING RAW! I COULDN'T STOP EVEN WITH ALL THE SHAME! IT WAS AN ABSOLUTELY AMAZING FAP, BEST I'VE HAD IN MONTHS! THE SHAME MADE IT FEEL BETTER.I'M NOT GAY AT ALL, I SAY AGAIN: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?
rolled 19 = 19
rolled 2 = 2>>19449358Not with rolls like we've been rolling.
>>19449374FUCK! Now I'm fapping to it again and it feels even better.
rolled 94 = 94>>19449385>>19449378>>19449374
>>19449396>>19449374Quit talking while your ahead.
>>19449405>Everyone rolling shitty.>Lookout gets a 94Ok seriously, what the fuck is happening to my world?
>>19449405Good Job, Lookout.
>>19449422You're gay now, son. The things you used to think were great are terrible. Everything else is fabulous.
>>19449405>>19449422Dice gods are enjoying our rage.
>>19449422I think at this point, there's only maybe three people other than him rolling? Maybe?Especially since Udz and Fritz aren't here yet.
>>19449431What if I was gay before Lookout rolled?
>>19449469Lookout's rolling is just the latest symptom.
>>19449469then I've turned you back into a breeder, and you can no longer lust after keima.
Keima peers over your shoulder and backs away once she sees whats happening.You yourself close the door as softly as possible and pray to whatever deity is watching that they didn't see you.------------------------------------------Keima and you swiftly walk across the well kept lawn towards the cafeteria, that certain scene still vivid in your minds."So.... Lesbians huh?" you say as you try to make conversation."Yeah... Lesbians." the girl next to you could only say.
>>19449405Get here late and see lookout saving usThis confuses me
>>19449405Nice
>>19449498"We're surprisingly coherent for just having seen some lesbians. Maybe it's because we're girls ourselves right now?"I propose SCIENCE!"
>>19449498So we should uh.. Lesbians
>>19449498Time to lesbians all over Keima? No, no, we're supposed to be on a mission... Right? I, uh, what was it again? All I can think of is... Lesbians.
>>19449498>"So.... Lesbians huh?" you say as you try to make conversation.>"Yeah... Lesbians." the girl next to you could only say."So we should get on... with... lesbians... huh?""Yes... we really need to... lesbians."Then realise what we both just said.
>>19449498....Really?Anyway. We need to figure out a way to get at the rest of the Things. We can try the trap in the clock tower again, unless Keima has a better idea.
That afternoon's classes comprised of world history and music right after that.Keima, still in keeping with her cover as an Ojou, played the piano beautifully.You opted to sit it out and watch from the side as you took reports from your familiars.'Guys, hows it going?' you ask J, Dan and Raul.'Did you see anything suspicious?'**ROLLEM**
>>19449547>>19449564>>19449566It's half-past lesbians-o-clock.
rolled 50 = 50>>19449607
rolled 79 = 79>>19449607"Lesbians?"
rolled 64 = 64>>19449607come on good news
rolled 3 = 3>>19449607
rolled 86 = 86>>19449607Comeon something to go on
Waitwaitwaitwaitwait...wait...............wait.That WASN'T the thing?
rolled 68 = 68>>19449607We saw two senorita's in a passionate embrace
rolled 99 = 99>>19449607
>>19449640No. It was two lesbians eating each other out. You thought it was that thing? Blood would have been mentioned.
rolled 47 = 47>>19449607Come on guys, give us something to work with!
>>19449653God i love my dice.
>>19449653
>>19449653Our tripfags are rolling well tonight.
Clearly lesbiantics please /tg/ dice.
>>19449743If we weren't busy with an actual assignment, that alone would be reason enough to fuck Keima right now. At any rate, we should mentillate the Dude and thank him for the show.
Haha world of warplanes at 54%
>>19449607Well, what did Lookout win us with his 99?
rolled 84 = 84>>19449757Well I am thinking lesbiantics for science!But that might be cutting into Ludvig's territory somewhat
>>19449831lesbians instead of monsters.
rolled 64 = 64>>19449607To ensure diversity, J now secretly has a girlfriend. HOWEVER, Raul is insatiably jealous and playing aloof about the whole thing, so his true feelings of passion for J stay hidden, as he is very ashamed of being the gay.
>>19449653'Sir. I think you should head outside right now.''What is it J?' you ask you loyal footman.At the moment you asked that, the screaming began*Crash!*The window cracks, the reinforced glass thankfully keeping the bird that had slammed into it at bay.All throughout the school, the sound of small bodies hitting panes of toughened glass rang out, as terrified girls screamed.WAT DO?
>>19449894Nah, Raul is not ashamed of his loveHe just doesn't share it with everything like Hayate does
>>19449899Molotov paintballs. That's the closest we can get to 'no magic.' We can pretend they're napalm or something.
>>19449899OH GOD THE CROWS THEY HUNGER FOR BLOODI SAY WE STAY AND FIGHT, AND IF NOT, THEN EXTERMINATUS
>>19449899Go all sister of battle, activate armor and purge them with fire.
>>19449899If we can, summon a large amount of the molotov marinated meat on the roof. We'll "feed" them.It should be out of sight of the girls and exploding birds is as weird as murderous birds.
GUYSRemember that spacial freeze thing we have where any damage we do within the sphere gets reversed?YEAH, LETS USE THAT AND FUCK THE CROWS UP.
>>19449899Well simple. Go outside and play our fiddle hard. We pied piper... err pied fiddler now.(Haha I see where this is going.)
>>19449899stop time, blast the crap out of them for 80 seconds or so.
>>19449899Get the girls somewhere safe with no windows then get working on burning these things to death
>>19449943seconding testing our protection thingy with timestop, let's practise our Anti-Air abilities.
rolled 35 = 35>>19449899SHOW THE BIRDS HOW IT'S DONE!You take a few steps back and steady yourself, BEFORE CHARGING FORWARD WITH A BATTLECRY THAT WOULD SURE SHAKE THE HEAVENS! YOU LAUNCH YOURSELF INTO THE AIR AT THE WINDOW, YOUR FIST SHATTERING IT ON IMPACT SCATTERING SHARDS INTO THE COURTYARD BELLOW.You land atop the bird with great elegance, some shards yet airborn and glimmering about your composed visage, the wind tosses your hair lightly. You delicately, with a smooth haste, remove your kerchief and conceal the corpse.
>>19449899Time Stop. Use CLEAN UP to generate a spatial field to prevent collateral damage.Pull Keima in and get outside, and start burninating the shapeshifters.
Get Keima to evacuate the girls someplace safeThere should be a place without windows in the school somewhere. Or just somewhere with few windows and one or two entrancesThen we try and lure the things away with meat or just start blasting
>>19450071It doesn't prevent it though. It undoes collateral once we are finishedMight as well put it up to shut these people up and then go with >>19450086 which is an actual plan
Did we kill the crows?
>>19450201Yeah, but since all collateral damage gets undone when the field goes down, it effectively prevents collateral damage.If you want it to be more specific, then the field prevents collateral damage from being permanent.
'Keima. You take everyone to someplace without windows.' you tell her as panic spreads through the class, 'The guys and I will take care of the outside.' 'Okay. Goodluck.' she says as she gets up off the piano."Everyone. Please follow me, I think It would be best if we all moved ourselves to the basement." She says as you slip out into the hall.------------------------------------------------------------Outside, you are faced with a huge murder of crows covering the buildings, hundreds are throwing themselves at the windows trying to break through.Even more of them are just sitting and waiting.Your familiars join you as you activate your armor and Kraus' spatial protection sphere.You hand J your pair of pistols, and Lo his titanium ladder. Dan draws his knife and Raul, your newest friend, his rapier.Ted, your huge T-rex, bears his teeth and readies himself."Okay guys. We musnt let any of these get away." you tell them as the crows still ignore you."Once you take some down, make sure to incinerate it with these." You also hand them flasks of molotov."J, Raul, Lo. You cover the buildings. Dan, Ted and I will try and draw them out into the open where I can tealaser them."You and your familiars get to work.**ROLL FOR BIRD COMBAT**
rolled 53 = 53>>19450296It is possible for a perfect butler to even make western-style BBQ chicken.
rolled 10 = 10>>19450296Boys, let's clip some wings.
rolled 15 = 15>>19450296
rolled 84 = 84>>19450296Woop woop woop!
rolled 67 = 67>>19450296Show these birds what happens when we get angry
rolled 88 = 88>>19450296Time to bake some crow pie!
rolled 83 = 83>>19450296DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!!!
>>19450331>>19450341>>19450358sounds good.
>>19450393sorry, i'll try better with that.
rolled 74 = 74>>19450411All lower case, bro.
rolled 93 = 93>>19450411No capitals. The diceroller is case sensitive.
rolled 57 = 57>>19450419>>19450422didn't know that, thanks guys.
rolled 59 = 59>>19450296DIE BIRDS DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We have a 93. Stop rolling.
We can probably afford to stop rolling now.
>>19450331>>19450341>>19450358>>19450422DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA
I think we should attempt to create new programs for ourselves sometime, our spells seem to be stored procedures, as opposed to something in our minds.
>>19450541We need a lot more experience before we can attempt things like that I thinkProbably more data manipulation training for a start
>>19450422J and his team do their best to protect the exposed windows, the three animals moving swiftly from building to building.you pull out your paintballguns and start shooting.The moment you did this, the birds that were just languidly sitting took flight and began to attack you.Black feathered darts dove at you, beaks and claws ready to shred you.Ted, his massive form a great shield, swats some of the attackers out of the air with his tail.Dan runs around providing some cover with his knifeEven after you empty your guns and blast what seemed like hundreds of the things, the cloud of avians grows thicker and thicker.as you struggle to slap a new canister on your gun, a bunch of the things try and make a dive at you.**ROLLEM**
>>19450632Diceroller seems to like trivia about itself.Did you know it doesn't matter if there's spaces around the +? It just rolls anyway.
rolled 79 = 79>>19450632dice go!
rolled 78 = 78>>19450632mother of god, its the raid on zion in the 3rd matrix movie!rolling for love of ourselves.
rolled 57 = 57>>19450650Or apparently spaces do matter. Huh.
rolled 64 = 64>>19450632Death to the Murder!>>19450650Apparently, it does matter.
rolled 20 = 20>>19450650That is hilarious.>>19450632El dice!
rolled 21 = 21>>19450632burn the crow golem!
rolled 60 = 60>>19450632Let's see what happens. CAN WE DODGE AND COUNTER?
rolled 20 = 20>>19450632Oh shit, we need to cover ourselves in Rebounder!
rolled 98 = 98MY TIME HAS COME.
>>19450650Save face, my friend. Save face.
>>19450675Apparently it has.Thank you, Sir Derm.
>>19450675It has, now everyone stop rolling!
rolled 79 = 79>>19450675Huh, guess so.
rolled 30 = 30>>19450675this man just hero won for us.
>>19450675Yup. Thanks, Derm. You can take Lookout's namefag space.
rolled 37 = 37>>19450703to be fair, lookout has been doing well and earned his keep for the lesbium experiance.
>>19450703>implying there's a limited space
>>19450713Fair enough. He can stay in place of Arch-Magos ever coming back. That's even better. And Lookout's a bro, even when he rolls like shit.
>>19450713it's not a keep, it's a crow's nest.
>>19450723actually with lookouts luck most of the time i'm halfway convinced hes the IRL hayate in his home universe.
>>19450723Sounds goodAnd lookout is a true bro. He even remembers things for us and is rolling well lately
>>19450766Very true. I'm ashamed I ever suggested Derm take Lookout's place. Lookout's here to stay and I'm happy for it.I hope Arch-Magos never comes back.
>>19450756Nah. He is channeling hayate through the dice
>>19450756>o...okay.>even with as comfy as my life is, I do have serious escapism issues.>would leap at the chance to make a new life for myself in a different dimension.
>>19450790I'm not sure what I want on that topic.
>>19450820I think we all would.
>>19450820You and me both lookoutIf the bureau came knocking I would be out of the boring world ASAP
I got a 98 and suddenly Lookout is having existentialism.SUCCESS!
Ted, who was distracted by a similar bunch of kamikaze attacks, and Dan who was literally covered in birds, couldn't get to you in time.As you stood there on the verge of getting pelted by numerous crows, a scythe flashes and destroys the creatures in flight."Keep on your toes teabreath!" your savior admonishes you."Haqua, why are you here?" you ask her as you finally manage to swap paintball canisters."Keima sent me, saying you might need the back-up. And it sure looks like you could use it.""thanks!" you say as the two of you jumped back into the fray.'Sir. There's no end to them!' J reports as his team continues protecting the school.'Can you give me a rough estimate of their numbers Kraus?'"A SHITLOAD. DO YOU THINK I HAVE THE TIME TO COUNT BIRDS RIGHT NOW?"You need to take them all out before you get truly swamped.You must make the decisive move now.WAT DO?[ ]molotov [ ]tealaser**Add a roll**
>>19450790Well if he sorts out whatever is eating him and learns to enjoy himself here then I would love him to come back. Some of our best ideas came from himWould love to get AC guy back for MST interludes again
>>19450820That's at least half the reason I play RPGs.
>>19450820My life is fantastic, but yeah, if I could dial life up to 11 with magic, that would be awesome. Plus, I would be able to actually have a stable harem, apparently, rather than just having three fuckbuddies. Magic, stable harem, shit would be cash.
rolled 90 = 90>>19450857IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!
rolled 80 = 80>>19450857Molotov.
>>19450872welp i just one shotted the birdsgo me.
rolled 8 = 8BY FIRE BE PURGED!
>>19450872everyone stop rollin, we got this already!
>>19450888>>The luck has run dry>>My time has passed.>>Sorrow.
rolled 36 = 36>>19450857Both!Spread Molotov around while time stopped and then blast them with tea laser
>>19450888And your time has gone, as quickly as it came.
>>19450872>90Welp, looks like we're going to COLONY LASER the birds.
rolled 45 = 45>>19450911Wait, no.Put the Molotov in the teapot, and fire a Molotov Based Tea LAZOR!>>19450857Rolling for the above mentioned crazy idea.
rolled 48 = 48>>19450857timestop, both.>>19450886That wasn't a hundred.
rolled 60 = 60>>19450929rolling for Red Russian Tea Lazer
rolled 70 = 70>>19450857[ ]molotov
rolled 48 = 48>needs to lazer kamehameha against the birds in a dbzesque style final fight
rolled 83 = 83this would actually be a great time for one of our familiars to make a heroic sacrifice a la first episode of pokemon.
rolled 94 = 94TO EVERYONE NOT ROLLING LASERARE YOU RETARDED?!Kamakaze bird attacks + a weapon that will just set them on fire and must be thrown (can be blocked, thrown off course) + Does not do instant damage = YOU IDIOT
>>19451129I'm assuming that's a roll for LAZOR?
>>19451150NO, I WANT THE TEAM TO BE SET ON FIRE JUST TO SAY FUCK YOU J FOR NOT RECIPROCATING RAUL'S LOVE AND BREAKING HIS HEART.Seriously though 1@z0r$ all the way
>>19450872'Guys. Im stopping time.' you tell your group 'When I do, you have 80 seconds to throw as many birds into the air around me.''Roger.' they all responded.'GO!' you stop time, and at the same time, keeping a strenuous hold on Haqua and your familiars to allow them to keep moving."Kraus, This will put a great strain on us, but please work with me on this." you tell your partner as the others frantically begin throwing the birds on the buildings and on the ground into the air."YOU'RE THE ONE THAT KEEPS FAINTING, I CAN HANDLE ANYTHING JUST FINE.""Okay then, I'll try not to pass-out." you tell him as you generate a copy of yourself.The two of you take out your teapots and begin charging your lasers.
rolled 26 = 26>>19451203>duel lazer super attacki approve LG.
rolled 26 = 26BEGONE FOUL BIRDS!
>>19451248>>19451233Stop that.
rolled 37 = 37>>19451203Rollin to murder the murder
>>19451304>>19451248>>19451233Stop rolling when he doesn't ask for a roll.
>>19451203You concentrate not only on charging your beams, but also on keeping the others moving inside the time-stop.It's a strenuous process, pushing your mind to its limit.Hundred and hundreds of birds are thrown into the air, joining those already frozen in mid flight.The six others doing their best to give you as many targets as possible.Soon enough, the time-stop has almost run out and you are ringed by stationary cloud of birds.Back to back, you and your clone prepare to unleash hell.The timestop runs out and you fire.
>>19451362PYEW PYEW BITCHES
>>19451362Nononono were not aiming at one point were waving this laser of death all over the place. Here this is more appropriate.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLrzHnBlyOo
Twin beams lash out at the birds incinerating them.You and your copy sweep your beams around to take out the cloud like a pair of giant swords of light.Each bird hit by your full-powered laser is destroyed, others try and fly away, but the huge beams catch them in mid-flight.In a short moment, the skies that were filled with a multitude of crows is cleared.Your clone melts away.Even after this amazing display of majaik, you have no time to relax.There must surely be some birds that escaped this sweep.**ROLL FOR CLEANUP OPERATIONS**
rolled 94 = 94>>19451429time to sweep up
>>19451438>94Holy shit I'm glad I refreshed before rolling.
>>19451429Two TEALAZORS and still conscious? We're improving.And not rolling because >>19451438
>>19451438Ok. Dice are planning to fuck us over after this mission aren't they?
>>19451462Nah the dice gods are pleased with the lesbiantics for now and are showing their approval
>>19451203>'GO!' you stop time, and at the same time, keeping a strenuous hold on Haqua and your familiars to allow them to keep moving.>strenuous holdBut it isn't strenuous for us?At least hasn't been before.
>>19451429Pic related.I dub this the "Rolling Tea Buster".
>>19451546We've never pulled so many people in at once, and we're doing it at range too.
>>19451438You and the others sweep the school, blasting the few remaining dozen that managed to escape your huge beam attack.Without their overwhelming numbers, the crows weren't much of a challenge, the cleanup proceeding easily enough.---------------------------------------------------------------After the battle, you head back inside, slipping in with the girls in the basement.'How'd it go?' Keima asks you'I think we got all of them.''Great, I guess all we need to do now is report to the dude and get out of this place huh?''Yep.'The incident was later passed off as birds confused by solar flares affecting the earth's magnetic field.-----------------------------------------------------That evening, after you and Keima swept the school one final time to make sure nothing has escaped, the two of you sit in the room waiting for the dude to check in with you.WAT DO?[ ]wait[ ]talk [add a roll]
[x] Talk
rolled 36 = 36>>19451660[x] Talk.So. Lesbians.
rolled 33 = 33>>19451678goddammit.
rolled 91 = 91>>19451660Talk. As much as I don't like the whole 'swag Keima' thing, I guess we may as well make the wait interesting.
rolled 24 = 24>>19451660[x] talkIn bef->>19451684Dang.
rolled 15 = 15>>19451660[x]TalkHe saved our ass, and we risked his when we split.
rolled 50 = 50>>19451660Talk about lesbians and wanting to try it
rolled 23 = 23>>19451660[ ]talkwe need to talk about keimas true potential, when he wants to he can and will get all the bitches he wants.
>>19451690Yes a roll which doesn't want to swag keima.
rolled 71 = 71>>19451660[x]talkask: "Is there anything you want to discuss?"
rolled 88 = 88>>19451710this
>>19451711Seriously. These dice. They LISTEN to us, I swear, and roll the opposite of what we mean. That'll teach me.
rolled 26 = 26>>19451710Fucking dice...
rolled 73 = 73>>19451660[x] talk. Just check in on keima's status.
rolled 85 = 85>>19451743>>19451710Third time's the charm.
>>19451711Well he said he doesn't want to swag keima but he wants the wait to be interesting so I think it is a meh might as well vote rather than a we must go deeper vote
rolled 67 = 67>>19451752Supporting Keima Harem discussion, please dont fuck me over /tg/dice
rolled 51 = 51>>19451660[x]talkAsk Keima what's up with the moving angel statues.
rolled 90 = 90>>19451752or fourth
rolled 66 = 66>>19451782Now they're just fucking with me...
>>19451759That WAS my intent, yes. We'll see what happens at this point.
>>19451782I think the issue isn't that he doesn't know he could have all the bitches fritz it is that we have repeatedly made him question whether or not we are trying to get into his pants and why he doesn't mind itRemember he went on about being the capturing god quite a bit earlier on and said he has no interest in 3D
rolled 100 = 100>>19451660It's time to seriously talk to Keima about the whole kissing thing. We're into Keima, we think it's mutual. Let's talk like adults instead of hiding or pretending we don't feel the way we do.
>>19451814Too bad LG's probably already writing his post.
>>19451814Hahaha! Dice gods approve mightily!!
>>19451820Nah not yetHe is probably playing with his figma's and letting us wait for 20 minutes before he even looks at it while the expected shitstorm dies down
>>19451814It's officialEven the dice gods are gay for Keima
>>19451840I hope so, but I'm betting my first 100 in a month is just going to go to waste.
>>19451854He may save it for later if he's already got a post underway. Don't give up hope.
>>19451864I'm not. 'Hope for the best, plan for the worst.'
>>19451864Or modify the post to fit the 100
>>19451690"...So. Mission's done huh." you say the obvious."Yeah, And I'm glad of it too. Something about the ambiance of this school jsut doesnt sit right with me." she says as she continues to fiddle on her PSPs."Lesbians?""Ambiance. I said ambiance.""Ah. Yeah, something is kinda off here huh? It's too... picturesque yet still creepy. maybe it's got something to do with girls, and only girls being here.""...Girl on girl?" he asks.Silence. Uncomfortable, awkward silence.[ ]"okay let's get it out"[ ]"I need to feed my donosaur"
Told you he'd miss the 100
>>19451887See:>>19451814Let's do it.
>>19451887[x]"okay let's get it out"And cue the porno music...
>>19451887Ok let's get it outGoddamnit LG refresh man
>>19451887YOU DIDN'T REFREEEEEESH>get it outYou better take that 100 into account.
>>19451911>refresh>not using 4chan tools
>>19451887"Okay, let's get it out. But later. After the simulation, we need to talk. Elsie, Haqua, help make sure we do.
>>19451814No. I hate you. We can maintain the girls we have, the two being drawn in but not Keima on top of this. This shit has to stop.
>>19451917>I think you mean 4chanX
>>19451929>4chanX>not 4chan tools
>>19451887[x] I need to feed my dinosaur.We really should have some tea with Ted. He's been a real sport with all the things we ask him and Jakob to do.
>>19451887[ ]"I need to feed my donosaur"There will be no more, we have Yuki and Mio falling in from orbit, we have no more space.We will not fuck Keima this day.
>>19451924GAY TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES
i'm out gents.good luck not getting consumed by your homolust.
>>19451917Refresh just sounds better than update IMOAnd he is at work so probably doesn't have it installed
>>19451947Hah thanks but no.Let's do this shit.
TalkWe are already causing him to break orbit so we need to get this shit sorted out before it turns into a Nanoha situation
>>19451924Keima WAS and IS the first love interested we ever started going after. He's been 'being drawn in' since the very beginning. He has a more valid claim than Yuki, Mio, or even Naru.
rolled 19 = 19>>19451887[X]"okay let's get it out"I don't care if it ends as bros, fuck buddies, or what, but we need to talk.
>>19451961>>19451951I'll blow the fucking train up if I have to, if I had know how far you people'd take the fucking harem plan I'd have never supported it in the first place.
rolled 6 = 6>>19451887'spose i ought to vote as well.[x]"okay let's get it out""I'm really not interested in other men."
>>19451990You think you have any sort of influence over the rest of us?That's cute.
>>19451990Go cry with Ego if you don't like itMajority rules whether it is good or bad and as much as this is against what I want I am not gonna shit on everyone else's fun because I am too immature to take it[X] talk about our sheer homolust for him just in spite of you
>>19451990Cool story, bro.
>>19451991Dice don't like that idea by the looks lookoutThat or you are back to normal
You take it upon yourself to break that silence."So, huh. Lesbians. Who would have thought those two.. wow.""... Are you implying something?""No.. Not really, but I think somethings bothering you. Is it that scene we saw in their room? Is it something else? maybe it's... that kiss.""Kiss?! What kiss?" she tries to hide her face behind her psp, and of course it's not working."You know, when I fed you that potion.""That... That doesn't count. It was an emergency!""Yeah? Then why are you so flustered?"She puts the device down and stands up."L-let me tell you something! S-somthing like t-that isn't enough to get to m-me!""Really?" you ask with a bemused look"Y-yeah! It's just two body parts touching. Not m-much different than any other casual touch.""Are you sure?""O-of course!"You reach out for her hand, she flinches but allows you to do so."So something like this," you say ash you hold her hand in your own "doesn't affect you?""Of course not. And that k-kiss also doesn't count since we're both female at the when it happened!""Really?" you pull her towards you into your lap"yeah!""So... If it doesn't count, if we do it again... It doesn't matter?""It d-doesn't!"[ ]kiss her[ ]hah got you.
rolled 22 = 22>>19451991this
>>19452023Now [X] KISS
rolled 39 = 39>>19452023[ ]hah got you.
>>19452023[x] "Hah, gotcha! And what about tongues?"
>>19452023Kiss.
>>19452023[x]hah got you.
KissWe must try being lesbians
>>19452023>[x]kiss her
/tg/ = Totally Gay
>>19452023Now Kiss.
>>19452023Kiss her.
>>19452023[ ] KISS HER
>>19452023[X]Nooope
>>19452057You only realized this now?Kiss her like she wasn't a man
>>19452023FUCK[x]Crazy Ivan.CRAZY IVAN>>19452014It is the first of what I'm sure will be several knife twists from the dice.
>>19452023We're going to kiss her. Duh.
>>19451958I'm at home right now. national holiday.i have the 4chan plugin installed.[and yes, i saw that 100 when i was typing, hence i gave you the LETS GET IT OUT option]
>>19452023'Casual touch' this.Plant a smooch on her... his... whatever, Keima's lips.
>>19452023[ ]hah got you.
>>19452074You know crazy Ivan in this situation will probably lead to lesbiantics?It is good when escaping from crazy pirate witches, softness or other predators but here we are the predatory one
>>19452023"Hah, got you. But if this is enough to get such a reaction out of you, we need to talk. I definitely appreciate and value your friendship, and I don't want to do anything that endangers that. So I need to know what it is that gets you so unnerved about me."Still not a fan of this path, therefore I shall protest with maturity.
>>19452079Lucky you
>>19452074I thought you were done for the night.
>>19452004>>19452000I know I don't have any, but I will stick to my guns when I don't agree with something.I also like how "fun" is mentioned, well let's have fun then.>>19452023[x]Ram our tongue down his throat
>>19452094>maturityGood on you, mate. I respect you as a person, unlike the whiners. I'm going to push for the kiss, but, well, much respect.
>>19452088but i don't want either of those two options.
>>19452023I've enjoyed trolling Keima. But I feel it has run its course. I'd still prefer it if he decides to go female permanently for us, but hey, I'm sure the girls will like breaking him in.>KISSU.
>>19452023[x] hah got you.
>>19452094This is how I'd prefer this go, so, despite the fact it won't really matter, Seconding.
>>19452094Seconding this.
>>19452023Is it finally time to deal with the elephant in the room that is Keima? Really? Fucking kiss him. It's about damn time. This has been coming since DAY ONE at the Bureau.
rolled 61 = 61>>19452023Fuck it, let's kiss.Like I could vote any other way.
>>19452094Thanks for the mature disagreement, mate. I'm going to vote against it.
>>19452129I know, right?
>>19452129Someone else who wants it dealt with? Thank gob for that
>>19452132+1
You guys are fags.That said, [x] kiss her
>>19452094I can get behind this.
>>19452132Haha and the homosex shenanigans summon UdzNice timing
>>19452129Exactly! This was inevitable, but so long coming.
>>19452129My sentiments exactly.
KissuLet's see what it feels like from the girls side of the equation
rolled 85 = 85>>19452162I was distracted by shitty flash games, which is the only reason I'm still up. now I gotta go sleep, 'cause I gotta get up early.
>>19452162Bless his tripfagging soul!
>>19452160>get behind>>19452163>comingYep.
>>19452177Sleep well, mate. I hope the thread has Keima-kissing waiting for you when you wake up.
>>19452187Heh.
>>19452094This
Alright, I must ask this from all of you comrades.Is this truly the consensus of the many?How much of us is opposed to this path?polite sage for metapost
>>19452129This.
>>19452194Not that
>>19452094After mindfucking him this long it'd be good to let him down.
>>19452201They're all metaposts and sages are never polite unless you noko them.
>>19452201More for than against.Samefagging on both sides so it is hard to tellAny other time this has been brought up the for side had more support
>>19452023Kiss him, damn it.
>>19452201Dude, read the fucking posts. There's maybe 3 people opposed to it.And I really think they should go see a doctor or something, chronic shortage of fun can't be healthy.
>>19452211Doesn't really do much with the thread's activity, either.
>>19452023Only kissing will finally end this. If we don't, we'll just keep dragging this on. I vote kiss for the sake of this Keima courting finally coming to a conclusion.
>>19452201Hard to say, but there's more opposed than this guy >>19452228 says. It's hard to tell, because of the potential for samefagging.
>>19452232ExactlyGet it done with while we are mostly alone and then we can go on to other things
>>19452201I'm with this guy. I'm all for 'family antics' but I kind of want to keep on the 'tealazer butlercop' road now that it's at the forefront again
>>19452232That's a sentiment I can get behind. Okay, not that it matters, but I'm going to switch over to [x] kiss.
>>19452241There might be 4 or maybe 5 against vs about 7-10 for but there is one or two really vocal people on each side it seems
rolled 56 = 56KISS HIM/HER
>>19452201Don't worry about saging, I would recommend. It's relevant.Overall, it seems pretty evenly divided to me. The pro-Keima voters seem to be more vocal and active in general, and voting on anti-Keima has been one of the only things I've posted about for over a dozen threads.The difficulty is that, to tally fairly will be nearly impossible because of the nature of anonymity and 4chan's naming system. There's no good way to tell person A from person B if they're the same person using different names or trips, or even resetting their IPs if desperate enough. Commendable suggestion on your end, but I don't feel it will yield reliable results.That said, tl;dr I am opposed to getting Keima for the vote.
rolled 14 = 14nat 100 for best kiss
>>19452251Yeah, it's been fun, but I think we really oughta tone down the waifu shit now.
>>19452251It's not really on the forefront though given we just had our tea laser butlercop moment in the sim and we have 2 weeks of training still to go before we get put into the fieldSadly it seems shenanigans will rule until we get to that point
>>19452265Ohhh, so not-close.
rolled 71 = 71And then the dude interrupts us.
>>19452258Sorry, that first line was horrible and messed up. I mean to say "I would recommend against saging because the discussion is relevant and few others will sage."
>>19452272Nah, we're the only ones still in the Sim. He's actually letting Erica and Hina watch.
>>19452269>>19452270yep. apparently everyone decided that hayate getting in this 'for the bitches' meant settling down with ALL OF THEM.
>>19452272>"Uh, you guys know I can, like, see everything going on in these simulations and stuff, right? Maybe you should wait for a more private setting. Nope, already kissing and not listening to me. Uh, there's still another monster. No? Nothing? Well, I tried."
>>19452258I think you are off thereI am not participating since I don't feel very strongly either way on the matter besides enjoying teasing him but it looks like more people are actually on the "just fuck him already" side of thingsPersonally I wouldn't go for a dude but in character we seem to be pretty open to it which is why I am staying out
The general vocal consensus seems to lean on the pro side of things. Very well.On the matter of the choice, I vote for kiss. The sooner we get this scenario over, the sooner both sides can let it slide.But I very much doubt LG is going to let it slide.
>>19452292Well when we joined it wasn't actually hayate but then we became hayate after a few threads but our in it for the bitches attitude stayed and joined with his too lonely to let anyone go issues
>>19452296That's what I feel most of the time as well, but I figured I'm allowed to add my 2 cents every now and then, and I have my reasons for the 'nay' vote.
>>19452288>"Just fuck already goddamnit!">"Yeah! Get it over with!"
>>19452304I'll bet right now he's screaming "THE TEARS! THEY ARE DELICIOUS!"
>>19452316I can see Erica recording it to show Ursula She will enjoy it because it is hayateErica will enjoy it because it is sex
>>19452316>and then Hayate and Keima are the lesbians>and then Erica and Hina start kissing>the Dude is torn on whether to stay or go
>>19452307I think that really sums the whole thing up rather well, actually.
>>19452321it's likely
>>19452351It's pretty much what I would have said.
>>19452321I think he's screaming, "OH GOD, WHEN WILL THE 503 END!?"
>>19452327Hina is recording it to show PerrinePerrine finds our technique patheticHina suggests 'education'Also fucking 503 errors
>>19452364Like I was until a moment ago
>>19452372Same here.
I need to see how this ends up.
waiting for LG's internet to un-503sleep will be denied to me.
>>19452436Same here.
So, we gonna see how this ends?
>>19452497Not if Cloudflare has anything to say about it, apparently.
>>19452497As soon as LG stops getting Cloudflare errors.
>>19452497LG is still having issues based on his twitter.
>>19449498Puh! I feel real relaxed the girls are fine for now. Or else I will shift into Clean and Purge mode.
You lean down to kiss the petite girl as she slowly closes her eyes.Slowly, painfully so, you reduce the distance between you two.She keeps her eyes closed waiting for it to happen.And as your lips were about to touch, you stop.You poke her cute nose with a finger, and she opens her eyes."Hah. Got you." you say, teasing the girl.She frowns up at you, a displeased look on her face."Not. Fucking. Funny."She reaches up and grabs you by the collar.**rollem**>taking the 7th roll
rolled 65 = 65>>19452601uh oh
cloudflare, FO:NV keeps crashing, 1 am, fuckit, can't stay up any longer before i crack.goodnight, and good luck.
rolled 3 = 3>>19452601
rolled 63 = 63>>19452601>Gives us a choice>Argument ensues>majority finally reached>Go with the other optionNow I've lost it.
rolled 28 = 28>>19452601>taking the 7th rollYou bastard! These never go well.
rolled 6 = 6>>19452601I'm hoping for him to just sock us one and say he's not gay.
rolled 87 = 87>>19452610But LG just got back :(
>>19452601NOW IT IS TIME TO KISS!?
rolled 75 = 75lets see how this goes
rolled 80 = 80oh god
rolled 18 = 18>>19452601
rolled 68 = 68>>19452601Let's see.
>>19452622Number seven, folks. 75. Solid. Respectable. We can live with that.
rolled 28 = 28>>19452601*SNAP*
>>19452622Nice.
>>19452622And that's number seven.I'm alright with that roll. Let's see where it takes us.
rolled 34 = 34>>19452601Get this over with
>>19452614The consensus was to kiss him bro
>>19452622Okay, LG, we're ready now. Tell us how this ends so that those of us in the US's east coast can sleep. I don't even care if this quest gets super gay anymore. I just want to know how this ends before I can sleep.
>>19452652Exactly, and then we get the "Hah, Gotcha" bit.
>>19452666Yeah, I like the compromise. Now we kiss Keima and both sides got a fair representation in the outcome.
>>19452654word
>>19452622>EH. good enough.She pulls you down, and your lips touch.It was short, awkward and pretty much terrible.Her face was all scrounged up, you yourself was surprised at her forwardness, and the fact that the dude interrupted you didn't really help.'Ahem' came the cough in your minds.Keima pushes you off and in the process falls to the floor.'So kids. I saw your battle, and the Xeno guys tell me that by their calculations you should have taken out all of the specimens in that bout.''So we're done here?' Keima asks as she brushes herself off.'Yep. Good work. You two can go home now.'Keima turns to you just as the room fades from existence and says,"See. It was nothing."
>>19452702"You call that a kiss? THIS is a kiss."
>>19452702And now the potion reacts with our home-brewed one...Milfyate?
rolled 52 = 52>>19452702No connotations, keima handled it smoothly, neutral end for the 2 parties in this thread.Well played, LG. Well played
>>19452722And then a REAL kiss?
>>19452702Goddamn itYou ignored the consensus then gave us this on a 75?
>>19452722Seconding this, if we're still both girls when we get out of the sim.
>>19452702>"See. It was nothing."So. We have a laundry list of things to do. We have the sale going on at the RCS to check out, as well as telling our class about it so they can take advantage of the ridiculously convenient savings. And then we need to talk with Trude today.
>>19452737I'm seconding it regardless.
>>19452744SameWe can't let him on up us
>>19452722Hah, that's perfect.
>>19452722>Knife>not Knoife
>>19452758I know, I know, it was the first one I could find on such short notice.
rolled 61 = 61>>19452750>>19452744>kiss the man in our man form/tg/ has ruined my nonbeinghomo level.
>>19452702welp i guess this is fittinghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83j4ICes2i4
>>19452764Then it really didn't have much of a solid foundation to begin with. So let's kiss the dude. We both look totally female when crossdressing anyway.
>>19452764It was LG who did it to me not tgOn that note show him how a kiss is done properly
>>19452722I could not stop laughing. That is so appropriate in such an inappropriate way.
So wait, sim ends we're back in male bodies with male clothes, or female bodies in male clothes?Because >chicks in suits
>>19452702So it was nothing to Keima, then? He seems completely calm after the kiss, and didn't seem to like it very much.
Back in class. Back in your comfortable blue chair.To your right sat Keima stoic as ever, and around you sat your class, their simulations ended the same time as yours."Okay kiddies. Time for lunch. I expect all of you in tip-top shape for this afternoon, I have big plans for you then." the Dude says as he dismisses the class. "Ayasaki, walk with me for a moment."You follow him out into the corridor his steps taking him quickly to the cafeteria."I saw what you did there, and I liked it." he tells you.[ ]what do you mean?[ ]errr... please don't tell Erica
>>19452782Eh, kissing The Dude seems like a bad idea. He seems pretty open-minded, but in the end, he's just not that pretty.
>>19452800Potion was simulatedUnless the dude wanted to troll us and had us drink a real potion in the sim
So you want to kiss Keima out of sim, even in normal (read: man) form, just for the hell of it?>>19452789>@sanguis3k i tried giving something neutral, and a bit thought provoking. Are you getting to him, or is he the one getting to you?LG, tried a neutral approach. Its the playerbase that is throwing this thread in that direction.And thank you LG for the neutral, semi-intellectual approach. My faith in this quest is restored somewhat.
>>19452805[x] The weed? It looked so LONELY there!
>>19452808Yep I want to kiss a dude
>>19452806HAH! Nice, I didn't even notice the way I used 'dude' there like that. I can just imagine kissing Jeff Bridges. It's prickly, sarcastic, and surprisingly talented.
rolled 97 = 97>>19452805[x] What do you mean?
>>19452805[x]what do you mean?He could be talking about a few different things we did in the sim that an instructor would have approved of.Also, we need to ask for Raul.
>>19452805[x] what do you mean?If he was recording that he may as well send it to Erica to add to our Greatest Hits Collection.
>>19452805"...so I get to keep the weed, then?"
>>19452805Do you mean hatting another animal? He just looked so cold and lonely there
>>19452824This.
>>19452819>Raul"Uh, hi Director.""You did it again.""... yeah."*poof*"... kitty."
>>19452824Hahahaha
>>19452805[x]what do you mean?>>19452772brilliant.this should be appropriate at some point with Mio.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0qWAbHZeG4
In my defense that dildo was a joke waiting to happen Dude
>All simulations are recorded. Any operative/trainee can request a copy of them from the archives for educational purposes.WELP.
>>19452819>>19452824Both of these.
Ok so tell everyone RCS has a sale onSpeak to TrudeGet even with KeimaWhen was our data manipulation training scheduled for again?
>>19452866I'll bet our battle royale is one of the most 'studied' simulations.
>>19452805"What do you mean?""I mean not opting for the airstrike and sticking with the mission even after your partner was gravely injured." he tells you"Half your class went for a total wipe after the situation got out of hand one-way or another, and the two of you decided to continue even when the odds were against you. True, It's not easy to call for the total destruction of a school and all of the people there, but it's harder to try and stick to a mission where lots of things could go wrong.""Well yeah, Just wiping out all those innocents just seemed wrong to me. But I guess I would have made the call if needed.""But you didn't, and that's why I like you. By the way, you reprogrammed another construct in there. Do you want to keep him, or do I wipe his data?"[ ]Hello kitty[ ]Byebye kitty
>>19452884>When was our data manipulation training scheduled for again?It hasn't been, at least not yet.We talked with Rood, and he said that there was someone down in R&D that specialized in data manipulation, but only gave us a mangled name.We should schedule it with Mike.
>>19452891Hello kitty!
>>19452891Of course we keep him. He's Raul and he's magnificent.
>>19452891[x]Hello kittyAnd now this should remind us of Naru.
>>19452891Why is this even a choice?We need Raul to handle our swag overflow.
>>19452891Hello kitty, but do we get to keep the weed or not?
>>19452891I really, REALLY don't think we need something as mundane as a CAT as a familiar (plus, it's not like a Puss in Boots is the most original thing ever), but it's not really in Hayate's character to wipe it.Eh, he'll like the girls. Keep him.
Ok so. I've never gotten to post in one of these before, and I don't know about anyone else, but personally, Keima Katsuragi is literally the only one of these /a/ characters that I knew about before I started reading this. Therefore, I want more Keima involvement. If that means homosex shenanigans, I don't mind, considering all the sex is offscreen anyway.
>>19452891[x] "Dude, you're cool and I like you, but that is a fucking stupid question and you know it."
>>19452918It wasn't a part of our minions we wanted but he is cool so let's keep him
>>19452891[x] hello kittyWe have a rabbit, a dino, a bear, a dog, now a cat, all we need is a bird of some kind and we'll have all the best pets. Sides we are not leaving another friend behind in a sim. We should try to cut down on the frequency of the manipulation of the constructs. After a while having too many of them out at one time might be a serious drain on our reserves. I'm not saying stop completely but just moderate it a bit, that or find out a way to gauge how many we could support.
>>19452920>considering all the sex is offscreen anywaySomeone needs to read the archives.
>>19452891[x]KITTY"Raul, I'd like you to meet my girlfriend, my girlfriend, my girlfriend, my girlfriend, and my husband. my other girlfriend is out for advanced training for the next two weeks."
>>19452920Keima is on our team; we'll have plenty of interaction with him, as well as the others, in more depth once we're out on our field assignment. We don't need sex for that.
>>19452937meant 'future husband'
LG can we please do a Glitz Pit mission at some point?
>>19452937She's at field training, not advance training.
>>19452932It is a minuscule drain to support a simple animal constructKeeping a dozen familiars in standby mode is nothing compared to using one in combat mode from how I remember it being explainedAnd using them in combat mode is in itself not very draining for us
>>19452974silence!
>curveballFucking christ
[x]Hello Kitty!He'll be so happy to be the watch-cat for our family. So many beautiful women to look at.But never touch. Got it, cat?
>>19452980>And using them in combat mode is in itself not very draining for usIt's pretty draining, just not as draining as a tea laser.
>>19452986>curveballYes, finally time for HUE
>>19452986Fuck yeah Curveball. That shit is beast.
LG Twitter.>TIME FOR A CURVEBALL!oh god
>>19452997Fuck you too, Captcha.
"Of course I want to keep him." you tell the Dude."Okay then, and another thing The Director says she would like a word with you."He says this as a small musketeer's hat appears in his hand.He throws it up and a white cat materializes under it."We meet again Hayate. It seems we'll be stuck with each other from now on, mi amigo" he says with a bow."It sure seems like that Raul." you tell him as you let him jump up onto your shoulder."So yeah. I'll be headed off there's some ribs waiting for me. I suggest you head down to the director for whatever she wants with you, It's not good to keep a lady waiting." The dude says as he walks off."Thanks man." you tell his fleeting formLunchtime, earlier that morning you told the girls that you'd try and talk to Trude but now that the Director wants to see you, you're unsure which of the two to meet with first.[ ]Trude first[ ]Director first
>>19452993It was draining for us at the start but notice we had four? Minions out during the last battle and a clone and dual tea laser I think we are past worrying about the drain minions cause
>>19453016[x]Director.The boss wants to talk to us, we talk to the boss.
>>19453016Trude firstDirector isn't as likely to splatter us with an I beam for making her wait
>>19453016[x] Director first because she can, y'know, do things.See if Trude can meet us down there.
what is it that we were gonna talk to trude about?
>>19453016Director takes priority.
>>19453016[x]Director firstGotta speak with the boss first, and we can still speak with Trude later if there's time.And have Kraus send a message to everyone in class about the sale that the RCS is having; even if we miss it, that doesn't mean anyone else should.
>>19453034But Trude doesn't know we want to talk to her, we make no arrangements.The director on the other hand is waiting for us.
>>19453043That Perrine doesn't have to get a dishonorable discharge and that any witch that comes to the bureau is only under bureau jurisdiction
>>19453034Yeah she'll just purge our familiars and Yuki and Naru.Not anything to be concerned about.
>>19453016[x]Director first. chain of command and all that.>>19453043her not being pissed at us.
>>19453061Didn't we talk to her this morning saying we wanted to speak to her?Or am I mixing this up with last time we went to speak to her?
>>19453043We were going to talk about how we both want what's best for Perrine and what she will be happy with, and that it's better to work together than against each other. And that we're still a little upset with her about endangering Perrine with her I-beam antics, but that we understand the emotions behind it.Oh, and that Perrine isn't getting a dishonorable discharge.
>>19453074I dunno, that seems a bit petty which is an emotional response which the director doesn't respond to
WAIT SHIT GUYSALL THE SIMULATIONS ARE RECORDED... WE NEED TO TAKE A LOOK BACK AT INFINICON, LIKE, FUCKING SOONAlthough I guess that's metagaming... fuck, I want to know what was going on with Gai during that whole thing.
>>19453092'at would be metagaming. if anyone has reason to do so, suspicions to lay to rest, it would be Erica.besides, I don't think hayate wants a reminder about his failure there.
>>19453092We have no in character reason to or I would say sure
[x] Director, but we mentilate Trude really quickly. And tell her not to file the discharge before we talk to her.
>>19453108>>19453104Yeah, I can't think of any really good reasons to look again. Fuck. Oh well.
>>19453110>And tell her not to file the discharge before we talk to her.It was Mio that was going to file the discharge papers, and she revealed that she hadn't even gotten around to writing them up when we told her about the loop hole.
>>19453110This is a good planSeconding
>>19453110Mio was the one who was working on the discharge, and, being Mio, she never got around to it.
>>19453110>>19453117She actually wasn't even going to, the whole thing was a test of how serious Perrine was while everyone was looking for another way out of it
>directorYou excuse yourself from the girls, telling them about the director wanting to talk to you, and have J and the others head home with Raul to introduce him to them.Now alone, you walk across the quad and head to the Director's office.------------------------------------------------------------Kyon meets you at his desk by her door, an unreadable look on his face."So, uhhh... Why did the director call for me?""I have no freaking idea." he says as he opens the door for you.Inside, you find the Director, that young girl that runs this organization, standing by the huge window that comprises one of the walls of her nearly empty office.She's looking down at the grounds and watching the trainees and personnel going about their breaks."You called for me ma'am?""Yes. Sit down." she says as she takes her seat across the bare table."What can I do for you today ma'am?"**ROLLEM***taking the 7th and 6th rolls [averaging them]
If she's not gonna file the paperwork then we should at least give her the quick version and tell her that well give her the full details when we talk to her.
rolled 24 = 24>>19453149Huh. Wonder if this is about our rampant data manipulation and disruption of simulations by hatting constructs.
rolled 27 = 27Well fuck someone has to roll first so here goes nothing
rolled 2 = 2>>19453149
rolled 96 = 96>>19453149Yay, average!
rolled 69 = 69>>19453149
rolled 1 = 1>>19453160Goddamn lookout your dice are back to being shithouse again
rolled 78 = 78>>19453162Dammit me, why couldn't I have waited two more posts.
rolled 54 = 54>>19453149
>>19453170>>19453162Fucking
>>19453170>>19453172Fuck. 39.5.
>>19453172>>19453170Noooooooo
>>19453172>>19453170FuuuuuuuuuYour motherfucking terrible roll screwed that thereW had a fucking 78 and you fucked it
>>19453170says the person who got the one result that could have been shittier.
rolled 92 = 92>>19453170>>19453172>1>1>1>1At least the other roll was decent. Still only gives us 39.5
>>19453187Fucking dice are back to trolling us it seems
>>19453170>>19453172>I'm going to eat your cat
>>19453170you hadNINETY EIGHT NUMBERS that would have made your ire justified.you got the ONE that makes you look like amateur hour.
So, to the guys that were celebrating the curveball, are you enjoying your HUEHUEHUE? How do you like it?
>>19453208It seems the dice have a finely honed sense of irony again
And LG is currently sitting there laughing at how bad we just got screwed unable to post due to fits of schadenfreude laughterPrepare your anus
>>19453258>Naru's data has been restored>in a male body.
>>19453218He has yet to throw the ball.But I have been disappointed before.On another note:And another addition to the roster.Raul is another familiar right? sort of Puss in Boots?So besides pic, we have Jack and Raul.Anyone else Im missing?
>>19453258Maybe we'll get some HUE for the 1, and then he'll use the 78 for the actual roll?Yeah, I didn't think so either.
>>19453272BuenoEven more uncomfortable homosexuality to debate over
>>19453273Manda
>>19453273I think this is the version of Puss in Boots we're going with.Except that Raul has hetero-chromatic eyes and has white fur.
>>19453273That pic is awesomeAnd yeah I think he is something like puss in boots from shrek
>>19453290>>19453295I see, thank you. But I do not know this MandaWho is she/he? Any defining characteristics?
>>19453290Oh yeah we have Mandy now
>>19453299The mandragora we picked up.I thought you drew her already?
>>19453299mandrake girl we picked up in the forest to nourish the snowberry bush. she's palm sized, wearing a simple dress.
>>19453299Amanda is the mandrake/fairy girl we picked up to help make the snowberries grow.Under a foot tall (not sure how tall, exactly), blonde, you drew a picture of her tending the snowberry clipping.
>>19453170>>19453172There you were, sitting in that spartan room where the most powerful person of this organization held office.You normally would have expected someone with this kind of power to have a grandiose place of work, but after your first meeting with her here, you know that that would not be the case."Agent Ayasaki. The information that has been gathered from Agent Yuki is interesting." she says as she looks straight at you."and what would that be ma'am?""Your interaction during the festivities at your place.."'FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...!' you begin to panic as you realize what she's talking about"... have been made known to me.""WHAT INTERACTION?!" Came Kyon's loud, angry voice from outside the door.The director ignores him and continues talking."...though I should only just observe this and not meddle with the affairs of my operatives. I, as her guardian, have decided this..."
>>19453305>>19453308>>19453311OH RIGHTFuck, Im sorry. Im kinda handling some tough shit with a girl.Why cant real life be as easy as this?>Because life is a total bitch thats why. FUCK
Next time, on MSQ...
>>19453317Are we taking responsibility?
>>19453325I think we are
NEXT TIME ON MSQMelting SnowNew thread at 2200 4chan time.>[anyone up for some Manic Sousuke later?]
>>19453317[x] Take it on the chin like a manOr, y'know, wherever she wants us to take itpic related as fuck
>>19453336YES!Always up for more gun hareming
>>19453338HNNNNNGWe really need to go back to the apple emporium sometime. Horo is the best shopkeeper
>>19453336>Manic SousukeFuck yes!MSG90-A1 and KAC SR-47 get!
>>19453336Only if we got some more girls.Berry is nice but FIRE CLEANSES ALL flammenwerfer is mai waifu.
>>19453350>Horo is best everythingFTFY
>>19453319it's cool man. good luck.time for delicious sleep, and electric sheep.
>>19453319Sorry to hear that, ADF. Hope it all works out for you in the end.
>okay, manic Sousuke at 0800.>now i got for a ride.
>>19453365I still want to see what happens if we summon a shotgun since he mentioned it in a tweetAnd some heavy ordnance like a Gatling gun or a tank
>>19453317Kyon's going to murder us for touching Yuki isn't he?
>>19453336Sure, I'd love to see a flammenwerfer.BY FIRE BE PURGED>Or maybe an RPG, or a GAU-8, or anything that goes BIG BOOM>>19453371>>19453378Its a funny story, actually. Well, funny if your not in my shoes, but still.>But seriously, it is the first time I have ever heard of someone becoming a boyfriend from a 1-week contractual deal.
downvoters are back with a fucking vengeance. so much mad.
>>19453395He was there for the accidental one.As for the post-song smoochfest, we should totally pin that on Erica.
>>19453398>+3 after 11 votesYeah, they mad.
>>19453397Stinger launcher, RPG, grenade launcher, AA-12 with explosive rounds.What else shoots and goes boom?
>>1945340750 mm cannons?88mm flak?Railguns?Cyclonic torpedo?
>>19453400Nah we claim responsibility for it due to our high from singing alongside Freddy fucking mercury
>>19453397whaddya mean by 'contractual'? could give that a number of different implications depending on what you mean.
>>19453317>"...though I should only just observe this and not meddle with the affairs of my operatives. I, as her guardian, have decided this..."So the Director is going to say that we should limit our interactions with Yuki?Sounds like she's going to meddle, one way or another.
>>19453435the notion has been tossed around that we might be assigned as yuki's new guardian.
>>19453407http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FGM-148_Javelinhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M72_LAWAlso, if you want a high-tech girl that came in on scholarships from a poor family of failures:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XM25_CDTE
>>19453435Might be meddling might be telling us that we need to watch ourselvesWe don't know yet but we are expecting bad thanks to the roll
>>19453446>XM25_CDTE>it is the first small arms weapon to use smart technology.>also known as the PunisherKeima, now in gun form.
>>19453446XM25 would be cool
>>19453423Uhh, ah screw it. Might as well get more points of view on this thingThe gists:>loner with small group of comrades>female friend the loves to tease recently broke up. Kind of depressed but is know to hide emotions>she remembers a joke deal we had that I should get a girlfriend for 1 week>frankly I aint interested. but am too polite to say no. thought it was a joke anyways>she takes me up on the offer. wants to be in relationship, to expire in 7 days>what. the. hell.>she sometimes let slips that I have no chance of becoming a real boyfriend. I agree and I prefer it that waySounds like she gonna use me for anti-exbf ammo (who infact doesnt like me one bit)? Sure sounds like it. FUCKself-sage for blog shitAnyways, I'll try to come up with something for either Manic Sousuke or Mad Scientist while we wait for the roster to beef up a little. Thank god for holidays
>>19453467Interesting thing about the XM25, is that it's based on the failed OICW XM29.But then the Koreans took it, decided they liked it, and have actually started up a production run.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S%26T_Daewoo_K11
rolled 7 = 7Inb4 she wants whatever we did to Yuki.
>>19453485First hand experience so she can decipher the data? Maybe>>19453479This sounds rather interestingHopefully it all goes well for you ADF
>>19453485We never did decide if the director and Yuki counted as twins
>>19453479Personally I would just see where it leads me and deal with things as usualWhat did you think of her ex bf? If he is a dick you can be a dick to him over it or you could let him know quietly what is going on
>>19453590They do.Also, Kyon will murderate us if the Director really does want a demonstration of what happened.
>>19453617It would be worth the death
>>19453599I know, I just needed to "let it out", I suppose.Did some digging around Dude seems to be an overly emotional dick. girl is far too emotional for her good, in my opinionAll in all, a real fucking problem for some 3rd party thats about to "butt in"
>>19453793Sounds like a problemBut then you could just go out NGAF style and see how much trouble you cans cause just by your presence
