WE ARE BUTLER, 100% PURE DAPPER AND SWAG.These are the on-going chronicles of SWAGZILLA, nothing will stop his conquest of all the bitches.>ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen/order/asc/-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-On closer inspection, you do find some tracks.A scratched rock here, gouge on a tree trunk there, a bush that seems oddly misshapen.You follow these signs deeper and deeper into the dark.You come upon a part of the garden covered by trees, the tracks now pretty visible in the hard, packed earth.At the end of the tracks, you come upon a patch of loose soil.It's bulging a bit from the ground, like a shallow grave."Something's been buried here." you say as you take out a spoon."Buried? Un cadáver?" Raul asks."Hopefully not." you answer as you begin to dig.A few minutes later and you find something.There, staring up at you from the brown earth, was the face of a statue.WAT DO?[ ]dig it up further[ ]report to keima
Anal Prolapse Quest was better.
>>19425249That is not a high bar to reach.
>>19425249Glad you liked it.
Rebury it and never return. tell Keima you found it. but dont look away from it until it is reburied.
>>19425243get a picture of it. try looking away from it for a second. it it has changed at all compared to the picture bury it, and then kill it with lasers. yes in that order
We've got no in-character reason to be terrified of the thing, guys. Mentilate to Keima that we found a buried statue, check the dirt around it for gravel matching our sample.
>>19425243[x]report to KeimaAlso, have Kraus scan the statue, see if there's anything strange about it.
>>19425243[X] Report to Keima
>>19425259>LG made Anal Prolapse Quest>epic troll of the quest-haters
rolled 62 = 62[ ] Have Kraus scan it
>report to keima'Hey, I found a statue buried in the garden.' you tell her 'doesn't seem like it's been here long, found it by following weird tracks from the roof.''What statue?' she asks'I don't know. Should I dig it up further?''Do you think it has something to do with our case? If yes, go ahead. If you're not sure, I suggest you rebury it and leave it there.'You stare down at the face in the dirt.It's serene features like a forgotten angel of old.It could have something to do with your case, but then again, like Keima said, it could be a red herring.[ ]Dig it up further[ ]rebury it, move to another building [which one?]
rolled 60 = 60[ ] Destroy it without mercy
>>19425426[X] Dig it up further
>>19425426Dig up enough for Kraus to scan the fuck out of it. It MAY be an Angel, but we've got no history with the things. Quit metagaming.
>>19425426[x]rebury it, move to another building [Student]But before we do, have Kraus scan it. There must be some reason why it was buried.
I think we're all agreed that we have Kraus scan the statue, regardless of whether we bury it or dig it up. Is that right?
>>19425524yes, scan first then decide
>>19425524Affirmative. Scan first....
Fuck yeah, tacos, mexican wine shit, and msq.
So we're apparently autosaging? We know how to deal with that.I still say we should TRY hatting an angel. If we fail, we fail. If we can't support it outside of the simulation, oh well. INSIDE the simulation, it could be a hella valuable asset.
>>19425607Oh yeah, and>[x]Scan
>page 4 alreadyModeraters gonna moderate>>19425426[x] scan itIf we need to dig it up more to scan, then do so.
Autosaging mod/janitor = FAG
Fuck off and die you pathetic /a/ rejects.
>>19425607Seriously? The only time we've managed to hat anything other than an animal was Naru, and that required days of close social interaction. Hatting an angel would take at least that long, and that's if we can even manage to talk to it. Most likely hatting an angel would take longer than we have in the simulation.
>>19425645>so much damn madgod damn you suck at life, go back to sucking cocks.
>scan first"Kraus, can you look through the dirt to see the whole thing?""OF COURSE I CAN DICK GRABBER. I'M NOT MAJAIK FOR NOTHING.""So, What's there?""IT'S A CHICK IN A ROBE. ARMS ARE BROKEN OFF, AND THE BACK ALSO HAS DAMAGE.""So It's not all there?""YEP. AND IF YOU DUG IT UP, I'M PRETTY FUCKING SURE THE HEAD IS ALSO ABOUT TO FALL OFF."[ ]dig it up[ ]leave it, go to [where?]
>>19425665Dig it up, take the head. Stick it in Keima's shower as a prank.
>>19425645So mad, he had to go to page 4 to fin the thread to effectively mad.
>>19425665Is...is that a tarantula with dragonfly wings?[x]dig it upHave Kraus try a more in-depth scan of the composition of the statue once we have the head removed. I mean, someone went to a lot of trouble to break the statue and bury it.
>>19425665[x] take just the head
>>19425680Oh god, that's a terrible idea.Let's do it, but put a bowler hat and fake mustache on it, too.No, this definitely isn't a way hat it without knowing what it is. What gave you that idea?
>>19425685Lol>>19425665[ ]dig it up
>>19425712this.
>thread automatically getting autosagedwhy?
>>19425743Mods are butthurt about quests.
>>19425764but other quests arn't though.What the fuck?
Holy fuck, just because sangria tastes like juice doesn't mean you can drink it like it is. Now that i think about it the while bottle knowing it was alcoholic might have been a bit much.
>>19425764Katawa Yandere was bumping when I saw it.No, I think a mod is butthurt about OUR quest.
>>19425764Even though mods have been told to herd quests to /tg/.>>19425774Actually, it happens to other quests too, like Hogwarts Quest, and Zerg Quest.Sometimes it happens, other times it doesn't.
>>19425743Everyone needs to e-mail moot about the janitor/mod auto-saging quest threads. If enough of us scream about it long enough, mootykins will do something about it.
>>19425743It seems one of the mods/janitors hates Quest threads (or perhaps just hates certain ones?), and is abusing autosage privileges on some Quests.I think he might also be the one who keeps deleting the Romantic Comedy Quest threads.
>>19425665Anyway, it seems we want to dig up the statue's head and see if Kraus can do an in-depth scan. In-character, we suspect someone or someTHING went to a bit of trouble to break and bury this statue, and we should find out what's special about it.Meta-wise, we should get confirmation that it's a Weeping Angel. Also; this could mean that the shapeshifter tangled with and won against a Weeping Angel. I don't think the fight will be as easy as hoped.
>>19425826The new Maid Quest had the same auto-sage problem. We did find a workaround though: if LG makes the thread with the image but no text, then puts the text in a second post, that seems to defeat the auto-sage.
>>19425851Also the times he named it "MAHOU SHOUNEN QUACK" and "MAHOU SHOUNEN QUAST" in the subject line worked.
>Dig it up"I think we need a closer look at this." you say as you ready your spoon once again.As you dug further, you quickly recognize just what you had there.You couldn't recognize it at first without the hands covering the face, but as you uncovered the body, the clothes showed you just what it was.It's another one of those angels, much like the other two in the arts room.Why it's here, or why it's broken up, you can only imagine.Soon enough, you have the thing uncovered.And just as Kraus predicted, the head was completely detached from the body.You look down at its broken form, the missing arms and wings a mystery.'Keima, I found an angel statue like the other two in school. I'ts been broken up badly, and someone took the trouble of burying it.''I...' she begins to say, 'I'm staring at one of those right now.'WAT DO?
>>19425936FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUalso ask keima the condition of the statue hes looking at.
>>19425645I've actually never been to any boards other than /tg/ and /co/ in all my years on 4chan.
rolled 1 = 1>>19425936TELEPORT TO HIM SO FAST.GO GO! GO!
>>19425936Where is it? Is it intact?
>>19425976YOU FOOL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>19425976NICE JOB TELEPORTING INTO THE WALL, FUCKNUTS.
>>19425936Is there anything strange about it?
>>19425936As we bury this one, have Kraus run a molecular scan of the statue. Simultaneously, ask Keima what condition that the other statue is in.
>>19425976Welp looks like we all gonna die...
>>19425976HUEHUEHUE time?
>>19425936Mentillate "Is there anything strange about it, Keima?"
LG is writing some delicious hue about us teleporting into a wall in the sim and somehow pan caking ourselves outside of it by also teleporting
>>19426032oh god i can feel the HUE overtaking me.... its a good pain.
>>19425976YOU STUPID FUCK! LG DIDN'T EVEN CALL FOR A ROLL!!
>>19425976>dat unasked for nat 1 roll 'DON'T MOVE, I'M HEADED TO YOU!'You burn through three teleports to get to Keima, arriving beside him inside the halls of the school's hospital.There, on the floor before you, were the remains of another broken up statue. The rock forming it busted into fist sized chunks.You move to shield Keima behind you, standing in between her and unidentified danger.Your don't notice the small droplets of blood on the walls, the broken window, and the unnaturally silent girl behind you.And before you knew it, she attacked you.[ ]WAT?[ ]DODGE**ADD A SAVING ROLL**
rolled 79 = 79>>19426216[ ]DODGE
>>19426216[x]DODGETHIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCKING ROLL WHEN WE DON'T NEED TO.
rolled 94 = 94>>19426216Dodge!
rolled 91 = 91>>19426216[x]DodgeCrit fails don't always result in reloads anymore!
rolled 20 = 20>>19426216DODGE
>>19426243okay, everyone stop rolling. We don't want to fuck up any more than we already are.
>>19426243Let's quit while we're ahead.
>>19426229>>19426243>>19426250Everyone stop rolling. We got it!
>>19426250>>19426243I think we are done
>>19426250They haven't for a while now. Lately, they tend to be worse.
rolled 50 = 50>>19426216Well fuck. Dodge.I have a horrible feeling we may need to kill Keima.
>>19426272>keima dies>everyone who was trying to swag him is incredibly butthurt over this>LG collects his daily tears and the quest overall becomes better for it.
>>19426287Imokaywiththis.jpg
>>19426287Even if Keima dies, it will only be in-sim.
>>19426287Simulation, man. Pay attention if you're trying to troll.
>>19426272>>19426287But this is a simulation.
>>19426262And then there was the 4 and 3 nat 1 streaks that did result in HUEHUEHUESometimes it does though since LG did HUEHUEHUE us on a couple of other nat 1's recently
>>19426272It's likely not Keima, but the shapeshifter.Keima is likely already dead.
>>19426302>find out people who dies in this sim actually die>so much damn butthurt the thread devolves into a shitstormthats how.
>>19426310SIM-U-LA-TION. Keima is fine; Hayate may just have to finish the mission solo.
>>19426313Eh, I don't buy it. I'll more be disappointed by how preposterously stupid that is than butthurt. Because you're stupid. You're a bad troll and you're dumb.
>>19426313lolno. We're in training, they're not going to just throw away potential agents they've invested good money into.
>>19426327think about this for a sec:what if the missions are actually missions and we are just told they are simulations not to feel as bad?
>>19426313>iamokwiththis.jpgOne potental harem member down, six billion to go
>>19426321I meant in the simulation. With the blood on the walls and window, and the cracked glass, Keima is either mission-killed or is badly injured. More likely dead since Haqua and Elsie aren't here to assist us.
>>19426272If we start getting suspicious we can just try setting some of his hair on fireAfter we remove it from him of course
>>19426313>Keima's direct data manipulation and analysis majaik causes over-synchronization betwee sim Keima and real Keima>causes massive physical and nerological trauma to mental keima.>Data from Keima-Changeling seeps into real Keima>Keima turns evil/malevolent
>>19426343Then we would already be dead one of the times we failed a mission, and our friends would be dead one of the times they failed a mission. You're dumb and a bad troll.
>>19426343Because we fought Gilles de Rais, and he's been dead for centuries.
>>19426343Sadly NOPEEveryone else is on the same mission as us so it has been shown it is a simI know you want to troll but try a bit harder at least
>>19426355bwaaaahaahahahahahahaaahahahfhfdfjkfdl
>>19426365No, we fought Gilles de Rais as Caster.Besides, the better argument is that we died in that simulation, as did Hina, but we're both alive, not that we had to fight against Caster as a rogue magus.
>>19426355Keima doesn't have data manipulation skills, we doOtherwise good try
>>19426287>>19426310>>19426313>>19426343>>19426355
>>19426382And if you'd all have listened to me and just used Ted to stomp the fucker, we'd have won it.
>>19426401>implying its the same personnope.avi
>>19426406No, we wouldn't have. You're wrong and dumb and hold stupid grudges.
>>19426412>so much mad and insults>feeding LG's tearbuckets.
>>19426250>>19426243You jump to the side, and Keima, or more accurately, the thing that looks like Keima, ends up attacking empty air.Her fingers have grown long and distended, almost like talons.Her mouth larger than it should be, fangs filling that gaping maw.She lands on all fours like an animal, faces you and snarls.[ ]Try and talk her down[ ]Kill it with fire[add a roll]
>>19426406Hahaha, no. That would have been instant mission-fail as Caster turned the kids into monsters.Also, he survived a Time Stop Blender combo attack; Ted, as much as I love the T-Rex, wouldn't have been able to do any better than that.
>>19426406There was still a problem with that.They told us to save the 24 child sacrifices. We tried that. Two of them were already infected and would have exploded and ate our face. We really had no way of knowing that.
rolled 2 = 2>>19426423[x]Kill it with fireThat's not Keima, that's a thing wearing Keima's skin.Let it burn.
rolled 69 = 69>>19426423Kill with fireIt's the thing, very unlikely it'd even speak to us.
rolled 26 = 26>>19426423[x] Tea cup it and kill it with fire (Molotov)
rolled 79 = 79>>19426423Fire, kill it withThis shit is why you never fucking roll unless LG says so
rolled 33 = 33>>19426423{X} KILL IT WITH FIRE! BE PURGED, IMPOSTER!
rolled 59 = 59>>19426406>>19426410>>19426412Now, now gents, there is no need for all this insults and negativity. Let us be civil here, and get back to the topic at hand.There is no need to be upset.>>19426423Rollin
>>19426452Look on the bright side.We'll either succeed or fail the mission right now, rather than spending the time to actually properly find it, corner it, and safely dispose of the Thing.
>>19426461We are just calling them on their bullshitAnd winter really needs to shut the fuck up or fuck off because it was nice and quiet without him crying abut everything he doesn't like
>>19426452Why? It actually got us to the target quicker.Sure, Keima might be out, and we have no more time for delicious lesbian trolling, but some sacrifices must be made.
>>19426412Is it stupid to use a fucking Rex like a shock trooper? No it isn't. What's stupid is not realizing we're in a similar situation here. And that we may at some point need to kill someone close to us. Might as well be Keima, and in a sim.
rolled 23 = 23>>19426423Cleanse it with fire.
>>19426478>Is it stupid to use a fucking Rex like a shock trooper?Yes, it is, when the mission parameters were to rescue ALL of the kids unharmed. We went over why your plan was stupid during that simulation already, I'm not going to waste time reiterating those arguments again.
rolled 98 = 98>>19426423[ ]Kill it with fire
rolled 19 = 19>>19426478>>19426472Gentlemen, please, calm down. There is nothing to gain in a useless internet argument. (besides tears for the tears bucket). Winter is merely saying ideas and possibilities. And anon here is only saying his thoughts.No need to be crass about it. Agree to disagree and let it be.
>>19426499We're good now. Stop rolling!!
>>19426474Aside from derailing things and causing the death of a team member which the bureau would not look favorably on? Well there is fucking things up unnecessarily and the very real chance that there is more than one of these things and we just lost half our effective team and the one who is a much better tactician than us
>>19426472I love you too.
>>19426500No he is being a whining bitch like he has been since he came back and it really gets tiring when some namefag just wants to shit up the thread going on about how we should do what he wants>>19426503And I honestly liked you before this quest
>>19426499Ha i am a mahou shoujo.
>>19426423Rolling for BY FIRE BE PURGED!Oh, wait, >>19426499Fritz did it.
>>19426502From the Dude's point of view, honestly, we didn't do anything too wrong except maybe split up when we know there's a shapeshifter on the loose.Honestly, these are the kinds of lessons that these sims are supposed to teach us, so we'll probably just have to take some supplementary lectures on proper investigation protocols.
>>19426503>>19426516Put it this way, gentlemen. The argument that has sparked from the mis-communication between the 2 parties is interfering with the thread discussion. Since most likely nothing will come out of it, we might as well let it lie. Winter, anon, please let it go. Be civil and stop the hate.
>>19426546Pretty sure we were meant to have gone over things like team tactics in basic this is where we are meant to know what we are doingWe shouldn't have split the party in the first place since you know that's exactly the situation we wanted to avoid but seems we got railroaded into it anyway
>>19426564We didn't get railroaded, we chose to split up.
>>19426499It growls at you, the wicked teeth in its mouth bared.As you look at this creature, this thing disguised as your friend, you feel nothing but disgust.You stop time.You take out your flask and cover the creature in molotov.You also spray it with a canister of molotovballs from your gun.With about 3 liters of Molotov now covering the thing, you upend one of your teacups on it.Releasing your hold on time, and activating the Molotov, you are rewarded by a muted yet satisfying explosion from inside the cup
>>19426566No this is mainly because you have contributed nothing but crying that you don't like this decision or that decision and dredging up shit we already have decided wouldn't work because it would have been a failure based on the simulation parameters
>>19426573In hindsight, not a good plan. But hey, at least we found it!
>>19426576BURN WITH ME
>>19426566Arch-Mago. The Ted plan would have failed spectacularly. In the show, they used far more power than Ted could have ever put out, and failed. When Saber can't kill him, do you really think Ted could without any upgrades.
>>19426573I don't remember us actually choosing to split up, we got given a choice of where to investigate and which familliar to send with Keima which seems was useless anyway
>>19426583Just. Fucking. Drop it. Thats why I deleted the post.
>>19426598http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19414660/Post number 19416892.>"Want to split up to make this quicker?"[ ]yeah[ ]no
>>19426594Sheer mass man. Sheer mass, and the element of surprise.
>>19426600Sort of rich coming from you but sure
>>19426625You're wrong. Also, that was fucking ages ago. Stop whining. You're the worst kind of manchild.
You kick the cup over, black smoke billowing as you did so.There, in the burnt crater, lay the charred remains of that thing.To make sure that it is well and truly dead, you take your teapot out and vaporize it.'Hey. Hey. What happened?' Keima's voice cuts through the silence in your mind.'You're okay?' you ask her'I jumped out the window. I... I think I'm hurt bad.'You run towards the broken window and unhesitatingly jump down three stories to the ground below.**Roll for Keima's injuries**1-40 Bad41-80 Really bad81-100 Really really bad
>>19426631>>19426634Calm down, fellow anons. Winter agreed to drop the topic. Let us move on to more important things shall we?No need to clutter up the thread.
rolled 77 = 77>>19426641Get the healing blue out! Chug the whole thing if necessary
rolled 60 = 60>>19426641And now we'll roll high.
rolled 5 = 5>>19426641Nothing several litres of healing potion can't fix.
rolled 68 = 68>>19426641Where is Lookout when you actually need him?
rolled 19 = 19>>19426641
rolled 100 = 100>>19426641
>>19426655>call for lookout>he rolls an 100
rolled 69 = 69>>19426655He might not be here but I am!
>>19426660FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
>>19426660Called it
rolled 57 = 57>>19426641Low rolls?Oh this is OUR specialty.>then rng gives us high rolls
>>19426652I'm more concerned that the simulation hasn't ended yet, than with Keima's simulated injuries.That probably means that there's another shapeshifter we have to find and destroy.
>>19426660Thanks Arch-Magos, you killed Keima.
rolled 83 = 83>>19426641>>19426652>>19426660I don't know how to feel about this.
>>19426660I wish we had your dice about 15 minutes ago
>>19426660Well shit. One for the coroner.
rolled 47 = 47>>19426660Wow . . Im impressed winter. Not many can top Lookout in that corner.
rolled 90 = 90Broken bones from jumping out the window? Massive cuts? We are gonna need more than our store of healing potion I think...
>>19426660>100The one time we need a low roll.Why am I laughing?
>>19426660Too bad we don't have a sample of that new healing potion Ryuu taught us.THAT would likely kill two birds with one stone.
rolled 20 = 20>>19426689Because the dice gods have a sense of humor and perfect timing
rolled 100 = 100>>19426693KeimaDrinking moonlightIt would be the manly picnic all over againAh well time for a tearfu confession of love while we vainly try to save him I think
rolled 65 = 65>>19426695That was proved in TG Quest.Destroy the Inde>3, 13Destroy an Alkesh>13, 3
>>19426686Well, the amount we have on-hand is probably enough to mend most of the broken bones.At least, enough to keep Keima alive in the simulation. The simulated pain is going to make him cranky, though.Anyway, are we going to realize "What the fuck was one of those angel statues doing at the hospital of all places?"
>>19426704OH GOD WHY ARE YOU STILL ROLLING?
rolled 85 = 85>>19426704>>19426660Wat...i lol'd
>>19426704So we killed Keima. Mission complete.
rolled 14 = 14>>19426704>>19426660The dice do not like Keima today, apparently.Strange, when nat 1 is preferred, we get 100s.Same the other way around.Rollin just to spite the dice
>>19426715this was a test, apparently we are still hated by the dice.
>>19426704>Second 100I think he's dead guys.
rolled 83 = 83>>19426712Because we already have the worst result possible so we might as well see how bad we can push it
>>19426708We got a lvl 20 Cleric of Desna for the express purpose of being able to reroll on important rolls, and this is what the dice gods do to us.So far, I think the reroll ability only saved us once, and that was only between an average roll and a sub-average roll.
rolled 6 = 6>picking a number
>>19426735HAHAHA
>>19426730I think he was dead to start with>>19426735Is>>19426660MFW
>>19426735Oh my god I killed Keima!
>>19426735>Randomly choose roll to use>Get the nat100.....the dice gods really don't like Keima today.
>>19426735Wow.>>19426660He picked the first 100.
>>19426754YOU BASTARD!(What? Someone had to say it.)
>>19426735
>>19426754You bastard!Couldn't help the south park reference there
>>19426735>out of the simulation keima combusts into flames and he dies for real
rolled 97 = 97I guess we should be glad he's only taking one 100?
>>19426660You found him laying on the ground, shards of glass all around him.Haqua and Dan stand next to him not daring to move the injured girl.You kneel down and check out her injuries.Broken legs, a dislocated shoulder, a huge gash across her torso, and countless smaller wounds allover her white skin."Hey buddy. Are you okay?" You ask her.'Can't even open my mouth. My everything hurts' she mentillates as she tries to smile but instead coughs up some blood."It took us by surprise. It... It was so fast." Haqua tells you as you cradle Keima's head in your lap."Don't worry, I got it. It's done." you tell her.'Noooot exactly.' The dude's voice rings in your head.
Just a quick notification that we're now on page 10.
>>19426819Sop is ride it to the ground.
>>19426817Hopefully we still have some syringes that are clean. We can inject the potion directly.
>>19426817>'Noooot exactly.'Either there's another shapeshifter, or the Weeping Angels have become a target.Anyway, we should have enough Healing Blue to stabilize Keima, so that he can help with data analysis and Haqua can help us with combat.
>>19426817This is getting really interesting.
>>19426833LG still needs to know when to make a new one.>>19426817>'Noooot exactly.'Oh, god.
>>19426660Great, he's going to die in our arms.
>>19426833Yeah, I know. Just need to know when to manually force the sup/tg/ archive to update, though.
>>19426817Greaaaat.I don't think Keima is going to be dong anything for a while. Looks like he punctured a lung.
>>19426846>>19426843Ah, did not think of that, my mind is fairly fucked right now.
>>19426817>'Noooot exactly.'i bet its because we got an 100.
>>19426817"What."Force Keima's mouth open, start pouring healing potion.
>>19426884Or even better, mouth to mouth potion resuscitation.
>>19426901That is a better start.
>>19426901If it comes to it I suppose we can.
'What?! But I incinerated it.' 'You incinerated what might be just one of it.''There's more?''Unfortunately that is a possibility.' he answers you. 'people in the xeno-lab have estimated that given the timeframe and the amount of possible food there, the creature could have possibly multiplied by now.''How many?' you ask him as you take out your wineskin and try to make Keima drink some Healing blue.'We think there might be another one out there, possibly 2.''Fuck.' Keima coughs up the potion, possibly due to a damaged throat 'You have two options. We can extract your partner and you continue investigations on your own. Or you could call in a strike now, we'll pull both of you out there and we'll incinerate the place. We'll of course handle the cover-up and everything else over at our end.'Keima continues to cough up blood and the potion that he's unable to drink.[ ]continue investigations[ ]exterminatus
>>19426837>We can inject the potion directly.Can we do that? I don't remember that being one of the delivery methods for the potion.But I suppose now would be a good time to test it, when someone's life isn't really in danger.Let's do it! For SCIENCE!...Ursula would be so proud.
>>19426914Dude, Give me a timeframe on how long it would take to divide again.
>>19426914[ ]exterminatusProbably shouldn't but i can't ever say not to exterminatus.
>>19426914>[ ]continue investigations"We're supposed to avoid big collateral damage, right? I'll keep going."
E[x]terminatusAnd curse the foul archenemy while we're at it.
>>19426901And this is why I bring whiskey. Even if you're both chicks right now, it's still gay. And his lung is punctured, so I wouldn't bother. Shove some healing potion down his throat.
>>19426914[x]continue investigationsAnd try to inject the Healing Blue directly into Keima. I think we still have some syringes."Dude, about how long does it take for this thing to split, how much mass does it need to consume, and when's the next estimated time for it to split again?"
>>19426914[x] Continue"Never give up, Never Surrender!"
>>19426914As much as glorious exterminatus sounds, we need to continue the investigation.Our friend just got hurt, bad. Time to get the game face on and hunt the wretches that did this.And make them suffer for every nanoangstrom of pain they gave to Keima.TORTURE AND PAIN FOR THE INFIDELS
rolled 2 = 2>>19426914[1]continue investigationsDigital civilians, but if we were in the field we'd be sacrificing many lives.[2]exterminatusTo be blunt they should have obliterated this thing in the first place.Rolling for my choice.
>>19426914Exterminautus. Don't take risks
>>19426914don't we have the injector we use for the molotov in our folio? Or do we not have the folio on us. If we do then we can inject keima directly otherwise we need to have him extracted. It would be completely unacceptable for us to declare exterminatus without exhausting all other options.[x] continue
>>19426962It's just a simulation, a video game. No need to get so worked up about someone knifing a teammate. At least they didn't teabag him, right?
>>19426983That is likely far too large gauge for injection to a person to be reasonable.Never mind that I have no idea what I'm talking about on this.
>>19426986I knew we were forgetting something. We need to teabag Keima.
>>19426986Its for face value.Everyone watching the simulations will see how deadly we can be when one of our own is harmed.Preemptive psychological warfare to any future enemies.And in character for Hayate. Remember that machine gun?
The thing has grown and spawned, it took two days to catch one and we cannot risk a pandemic.[x]exterminatusA few hundred may die, but thousands will survive.
Do our best to fix Keima up and continuePulling out and exterminatus is to be kept in reserve but we can do this
>>19426995We don't have the balls to do it right now. Literally.
"I'll continue investigations. Give me a time frame of how long this thing needs to multiply again, and how much food it requires to do so. You take Keima out of here." you tell him'You got it, I'm sending your Device the data now.''wait...' Keima interrupts 'I'm staying too.'"You're in no form to continue, you're too hurt." You tell her.'I'm seeing this through.' she objects. 'Just give me that damned potion.'[ ]NOPE. [send him back][ ]There's no way I'm talking you out of this huh?
>>19426914Fucking pour the potion in until she's intact enough to start swallowing. Keima is not an acceptable loss. Period.Also, Hayate should start getting a bit frantic/desperate while those thoughts are going through her head.
>>19427021There's no way I am sending you backGently give him potion until he is not bleeding and at least able to be moved, then we get him back to the room and fix him up as much as possible
>>19427021>[ ]There's no way I'm talking you out of this huh?
>>19427021[ ]There's no way I'm talking you out of this huh?Mouth to mouth time, then we rub his throat and force it down.
>>19427021Nope. Punctured lung. No idea if the potion will fix that and the massive internal bleeding you must have right now. And the broken bones.
>>19427021[x]There's no way I'm talking you out of this huh?From a purely gamist viewpoint, having Haqua with us will help in tracking down the remaining shapeshifters. So as long as Keima stays in our room and out of the way, he won't be as much of a liability.
>>19427021[ ]NOPE. [send him back]Shit just got real, we should evac keima and fuck shit up.
>>19427021[X]There's no way I'm talking you out of this huh?Get a turkey baster and squirt it down his throat?Things could get... suggestive... but we need to get him the potion.
>>19426983That was part of the hidden blades, they had a poison reservoirAs it is gently lift Keima to a semi sitting position and help him drink the potionProbably the best bet would be our knees underneath his shoulders so it is more of a gentle incline
>>19427054That's fucking smart. We can inject just enough to let Keima swallow.
>>19427021>[x]There's no way I'm talking you out of this huh?If its his decision, we can only be there to assist him. And he is the superior tactician, we need him for this.>We're riding this ship into the deep. after it tanks, i'm running some mad science. #msqyes YES!
>>19427021We could always request an emergency dosage of that Moon shit.
>>19427021time to feed keima mouth to mouth.
>>19427044We have healed broken bones with healing blue before and the internal injuries will close over but not properly heal with itThat's why we got moonbeam because it completely heals over such injuriesSpeaking of which we need to expose it to moonlight when we get out of the sim which may lead to another Susan interaction
>awww they didnt go for exterminatus, now i can't debut the other Hayate in the BureauHahaha take that!
>awww they didnt go for exterminatus, now i can't debut the other Hayate in the BureauAwww.
>awww they didnt go for exterminatus, now i can't debut the other Hayate in the BureauWat...
>>19427088>>19427086>>19427085Derail your plans!Just have them turn up next time we need something to go boom. Like a bunch of students
I have no problem with Keima dying in this simulation. We need to know our limits, and it's better to learn them in a simulation than in the field.
Come on, Landing Gear. Do you really think Hayate would forsake this place without trying to bring every single one of the girls with him?We're not leaving this place without winning or dying.
"There's no way I'm talking you out of this huh?"'Nope. Just force that potion own my throat'At this point in time, Elsie has also forced her way out of Keima's PSP and is trying to talk her into abandoning the mission."Nii-sama! You're too badly hurt! You can't go on anymore."'Shut-up. I said I'm doing this and I will. I will not let a game beat me.' She tells the pleading girl.'That's that then. I'm sending the two of you the data then.' the Dude says before the link goes dead'Hayate, give me that potion now please, my wounds hurt too much.' Keima says as she looks back up at you."Okay. But since you can't swallow, I'll have to do this." you tell her as you bring the wineskin up to your own lips.With your mouth holding a small amount of Healing Blue, your lips met his."Kyaaaaa~!" Elsie squees as she watches this.Haqua, Dan and Raul just stare dumbfounded
>>19427156Cradle her tenderly and keep kissing even after the potion is consumed.
>>19427156So what happens when hayate realizes he is the lesbians?
>>19427168What I want to know is what Raul will say when he learns that the two lesbians kissing are really men!
>>19427156...Why didn't we do the baster thing? It's about twelve times less gay.
>>19427156Now that he's taken some of the healing potion, let him drink the rest normally.Also, the archive is current as of 01:11. I have it ready to update whenever you want. Thread is currently on page 11.
>>19427186Don't blame me. I suggested needles.
>is this gay... or is it lesbians? I'm not sure anymoreMe neither LG, me neither
>>19427186Because this is about 12 times more amusing and we had no basterNot to mention sticking a baster down someone's throat isn't a great idea
>>19427186Because this is what the bulk of the quest-goers who aren't you are into. Women who are actually men being flaming lesbians.
>>19427156I really wanted to try the injections. This is stuff that we should test when lives aren't on the line; right now would have been a perfect test of the Healing Blue injections.
>>19427156How many of them are suffering from a case of LESBIANS-induced mental freeze-up?>>Lstrypin THECaptcha, this is not the time for stripping.
>>19427196A necessary procedure to keep an ally alive after sustaining ample damage in the field. It is our duty, and nothing more.
>>19427196Gay, gut instinct says gay.
>>19427208I dont think so, no.Its just amusing in a bizarre, LG trolling way.But thats only my opinion
>>19427226Also it's lesbians and gay.
>>19427227Homosexual is a more correct term but yeah/tg/ /totally gay/Not that it is a problem
Her soft lips tasted like blood.This was your first observation as you fed her the potion using your mouth.She in turn resisted a little at first but then allowed you to do so.After all of the stuff in your mouth is gone, you pull back, smile down at her, take another swig and go in again.'What? Isnt once enough?' she tries to object'You're gonna need more with as bad as those injuries are.' you tell her as you cradle her head and do it again.She relents and relaxes in your arms. Even after the potion was gone, you stay there for a moment longer savoring her warmth.The dosage has begun to take effect and she gathers enough strength to push you away.Blushing and avoiding your eyes, she tells you"I.. I think I can drink it on my own now... Thanks."You say nothing and bring the wine-skin to her mouth.
>>19427251Keep cradling the back of her head with your hand as she drinks. Don't stop looking at her, wholly unprofessional concern in your eyes. Let her blush, it's time to be concerned.
>>19427226>>19427251>'What? Isnt once enough?' she tries to objectAaaannnnddd now. Now it's gay.
>>19427251"It probably won't be enough to fix everything. It might be best if you stayed in the room and played remote support for me. "Kraus, when's the next time that this thing is supposed to split? I want to kill it before then."
>>19427251Uhh. . . Im getting massive vibes of Total Homo and LESBIANSLeaning somewhat on homo.Damnit, I dont know if I should rage or laugh
>>19427289Just go with the flow, in the end your boner knows best.
>>19427289Laugh is my choice.
>>19427289LaughRage is unhealthy
>>19427262Yeah, no. Let's not.We've got two more Things to find and burn, and we still haven't figured out What the Fuck an angel statue was doing in the fucking middle of a hospital hallway.I mean, this should be our main concern right now. That thing is supposed to be in the art room, on the other side of the campus. Instead, it was up there, in a hospital hallway 3 floors up.And from a meta-standpoint: WE JUST LOOKED AWAY.
>>19427262I'm okay with that. We have valid reason to be worried. Hell, the Dude wanted to pull her out.
>>19427289Do what I do for MSQ nowdays. Grab some booze, and chug it. You suddenly stop giving a fuck and just roll with it.
Even after she drank her fill of Healing Blue, and the ragged wound in her chest has closed, you take no chances an don't let her get up on her own.Haqua and Elsie volunteered to carry her up to your room supported by their scarves that moved in whatever way they wanted, but you told them not to bother.You pick Keima up in your arms and carrying her like a princess, head back to the dorms.-------------------------------------------------------------------That night, with Keima sleeping and recuperating on her bed, and Daniil and Haqua on watch, you lay in your own unable to sleep.'I... I kissed Keima!' you thought as you twisted and turned.
>>19427342No. Bad. Stop thinking about it.
>>19427333So that's why you post like a puerile moron. You're a drunk pissing all over the quest.
NEXT TIME ON MSQ:LiliumNew thread at 2200 4chan time.>someone force update the archive plox.>mad science coming up in a few mins.
>>19427362Force update completed.
>>19427156We are dead if pictures of this get out.
>>19427360Fuck off. I need it to enjoy this quest again.
>>19427373No we're pegged. Erica will rape us, and not in the usual way.
>>19427342Man, this is not good. We lost the rest of the night, and we don't know if the Thing has split into three, or if they found enough mass to split each one of the two, and now there's 4 of them.And there's still the problem of the Weeping Angels that we don't know about in-character.
>>19427325Except we killed the thing which was hiding inside the statue so for now that one is of no importanceFinding the other statues and eliminating the things inside them is
>>19427383All in favor of changing our name, after faking our death and starting a new life far far away?
>>19427431I don't think that would help.
>>19427431turn into Negayate and fuck the meta's shit up?
>>19427431I doubt thats going to work against a determined Kraut pilot, much less Erica Hartmann.To use a popular saying"Our resistance will only make her harder."
>>19427391We have more data on it now so I think we could track them more easily now>>19427382Then maybe you shouldn't be here if you only enjoy it while drunk
>>19427421The statues aren't hollow; they're solid granite. Kraus would have picked up something like that. It's more likely that the Things are waging a secret war with the Weeping Angels and we just stumbled into it.
I hope LG reverts to the Lab Gerbil trip for Mad Scientist Quest.
>>19427458And her sister who seems to be a bit of a fan of such things where hayate is involved
>>19427508Huh... we could jack the heat up and cause a complete blackout.
>>19427508If that is the case, we're fucked.>>19427465Fuck off and die.
>>19427465It would be nice if we could now track a creature that is supposed to be able to fool Device sensors. We should probably skip school. We only have a day left for the simulation.
>>19427531That was uncalled forI was just suggesting that if it takes alcohol for you to like this then maybe it isn't something for you
>>19427553Well it can fool device sensors with the standard programming but we got a data pack from the dude which might refine the sensor parameters so we can track it
>>19427587But you and several other people keep giving him a hard time and butting in with your opinions when he's not asking for them.
Okay, so we know that the shapeshifter can split itself after consuming enough matter. It probably wants a secluded place to do this in. Since we've eliminated the other school areas, that leaves the gardens or the clock tower. My money's on the old clock tower is where we find a lair. Of course, whether the targets will be there when we go and look is a matter for the dice gods.
>>19427606We have encountered one, so it could be possible now that we have a sample of it's DNA or something.
>>19427587That's what's sad. I really want to like this quest, I really do, but there's something that doesn't click for it anymore.
>>19427610This was actually the first time I have said anything to him about itAnd it was not intended as nor did I see it coming across in a way that was an insultHe obviously isn't liking what is going on, he is drinking while here so I thought the logical thing to do would be not stick around since it annoys him
TIME FOR SCIENCE!>>19427641
>>19427646Player base
>>19427606But the specified data pack is about how much food this thing needs to split, and on what kind of schedule. That specifically what we asked for and what the Dude said he would deliver. Maybe it's enough to have Kraus track the Things, but I'm not going to hold my breath.
>>19427670That might be it.
>>19427710Well it should give us the information we need to figure out their movements a bit more and from there hopefully we can track themIf it comes down to a roll then we might be able to track them perfectly or we may end up with false alarms everywhere looking at today's results
