>Trying something a little different today....You Raise your mighty sword and get ready to smite the evil Lich Overlord of Shez B'zahd when he opens his mouth to cast forth another mighty spell.you brace yourself as he calls to his heathen gods: "BLEET BLEET BLEET!"Blinking awake slowly you remember that you are in fact, NOT Raynar the chaste, noble Paladin, but rather Ken: The moderately dickish, Ordinary Highschool student. You walk into the closet and come back out with your Tophat, Basketball shorts and Pokemon sweater-vest on and strut up to the mirror. 'STYLIN!' you think, but then opt to wear your normal uniform and not look like an asshat.On the way out the door you steal your little brother's skateboard since you already missed the bus and glide downhill to the City bus, knowing it'll get you there fine. While waiting at the stop, a shy looking (but shockingly hot) girl wearing a uniform for your school."Ummm.... You go to the same school as me right?" Well duh. "Do you know where the bus is?"[ ] You missed it.[ ] No Habla English.[ ] Sorry, TOO COO FOE SCOO! (Skateboard away)[ ] I see it's your first time, follow my lead. I'll be gentle.[ ] I'm sorry, were you trying to ask me something? I was distracted by your fantastic ass.
>Sorry, TOO COO FOR SCOO
>>19310046[X] I see it's your first time, follow my lead. I'll be gentle.With a completely normal voice, don't say it in a innuendoish fashion. Let her take it as she chooses.
>>19310046[X] I see it's your first time, follow my lead. I'll be gentle.
The best part is setting up a choice like that and having no idea what happens next.
[X] I'm sorry, were you trying to ask me something? I was distracted by your fantastic ass.andnotasinglefuckwasgiven.jpg
>>19310046[x] I see it's your first time, follow my lead. I'll be gentle.We're only mildly dickish, after all.
fyi, I'm gonna wait twenty minutes after Red Oni's posts before counting the votes and writing the response. I'll be as prompt as possible once the time is up.
>>19310235I'd cut that to 15 personally.I don't think we've got enough to warrant that long a wait for everybody to sound off.
>>19310259a'ight then. I'll get cracking.
You pick up your little bro's skateboard to give yourself a few extra moments to take the measure of your new classmate. Shy demeanor, a more than pleasant figure, and with her accent she's certainly not local, but you're not sure just how foreign she might be."I see it's your first time, follow my lead. I'll be gentle," you say with only a slight smile.She strikes a pensive pose (which happens include thrusting her chest forward, to your delight) "Gentle...is riding the bus hard here?" she asks you innocently enough that you know she didn't hear any innuendo.You chuckle slightly to yourself as the bus pulls up. "No, not really. Students ride for free, you just have to show you ID. And make sure you get off at the same stop as me."After you show your ID to the driver you choose a seat toward the back. You don't like having strangers behind you. After putting your bag on the floor and a glance to the seats behind you to make sure there's no one behind you, your new classmate sits down quickly next to you. She's obviously somewhat intimidated by her surroundings. There's a while before you'll reach you school, might as well see if you can't find out a few things about her.[ ]Introduce yourself[ ]Ask about her accent[ ]Ask her what brought her to your school[ ]Nah, you'd rather take a nap
>>19310525Just to piss off Red Oni:[1]Introduce yourself[3]Ask about her accent[2]Ask her what brought her to your school
>>19310525[X]Introduce yourselfStart off with that, then we investigate further.
[x] Nah, you'd rather take a nap
>>19310564Even if this is more off the cuff than AC Quest.But for srs, introductions.And, much as I'd like to stick around for this, I must be off to bed.
>>19310525[x]Introduce yourself
>>19310525[>]Introduce yourself
>>19310259Honestly you can probably just wait around 10 minutes and see if there's a consensus. Maybe less if it is found really quickly.Doing it this way has to be interesting, passing it back and forth like this.
rolled 31 = 31Introduce
"So who are you anyway?"She gives you a Quizzical look. You sigh. Clearly not her first language.You give a rough cave-man grunt and jerk your thumb at your chest "Me KEN. Big man, like meat." Then you gesture at her to indicate that it's her turn to share.She blushes slightly when she realizes her mistake and then giggles at your sense of humor. Bitches love 'meat' jokes. "I'm Kimiko. Most people call me Kimi.""Huh, with a name that Japanese you think you'd speak English better.""I grew up overseas, my parents had to move a lot for business reasons."Huh that's.... actually vaguely interesting.[ ] Learn more of her life abroad.[ ] Offer to show her around town after school.[ ] Six blocks between here and the school. Plenty of time to seduce her.
>>19310782[X] Offer to show her around town after school.We have plenty of time, don't rush the seduction.
>>19310782[X] Learn more of her life abroad.
>>19310782[x] Offer to show her around town after school.If she's new in town, should show her the sights. And we can learn more of her life then.It can even be a date!
>>19310782>[ ] Six blocks between here and the school. Plenty of time to seduce her.Just because someone has to do it.
>>19310872Why do you even pretend to go to bed anymore?We all know you can't look away from the train wreck.
rolled 32 = 32Offer to show her around townWe open up opportunities with her with this choice. We can do the other options if we spend time with her
>>19310889Ah, but i am in bed. Phone posting and what not. I think I mainly say it to convince/remind myself I need to do it. Now I shall actually put my phone down, and probably sleep.
>>19310936I'll see you in 10 Udz.
rolled 3 = 3rollan for something
You decide you will be her tour guide, introduce this strange attractive girl to her strange new home after school; as a bonus you wont have to go home and listen to your mother and sister bitch at each other before dinner.You tilt your head back and widen your eyes in a mock epiphany, "I'll show you around town after school! It's obvious how new this city is to you, but I have the good fortune to have lived here my whole life. I know where all the best theaters are. How does that sound Kimi?"She giggles a little and considers your proposal for a few seconds, then looks you right in the eye. "Sure Ken. That sounds like fun." And then she smiles at you.You aren't a poet, you don't think to describe her smile by comparing it to sunrises or flowers or some other such sappy imagery.All you know is, wars have been fought over such smiles. You knew this was a good choice.You smile back. "Good choice." The bus slows down in front of a large stuffy looking two-storied building. "And this is where we get off."She stands and heads for the front. As you follow, you think about where to go before classes start. You've got 10 minutes.[ ]Offer to help Kimi find her locker and first class[ ]Go to the vending machines and get your customary breakfast: two dr. peppers and a bag of fritos[ ]Find Chaz behind near the track, see if he was able to get that weed he mentioned last weekend
>>19311210[X]Offer to help Kimi find her locker and first classWe are a gentleman, especially when a hot girl is involved. This is her first day, it would be rude of us to not aid her.
and oh joy we're autosaging!anyways, I'll be sticking around until 0400. I hope my first attempt at quest writing isn't totally sucking.
>>19311210[X]Offer to help Kimi find her locker and first class
rolled 75 = 75Offer to help her out
>>19311210[x]Offer to help Kimi find her locker and first classBreakfast doesn't sound appetizing, and weed is not the best usage of our time and efforts.
As you walk towards the building, you glance back to see your companion lagging behind."You have no idea where to go, do you?"She shuffles around nervously, and then gives you a lost puppy-dog look. "....No...."Welp. You make your way to the building. Turns out her locker's just around the corner from yours, so that's easy enough to work out.The problem comes when you find out that her first class is a Home Ec/Cooking class by the cafeteria. Unfortunately, that puts her on the opposite side of your first hour Art class.Heh, Art class. By this time you're normally too tired or too high for normal work anyway, and your 'High Octane Pseudo-Disimpressionism' style of 'art' is a lot of fun too. Too bad the teacher is so stick about class-times.[ ] Escort Kimi to her Cooking class, risk detention.[ ] You're pretty sure that the student council people have a girl in that course. But you're also pretty sure she also kinda hates you.[ ] Sketch out a quick map for her.[ ] Show her to class, skip out on art for 'not being inspired'.
Heh, someone archived this as R&B Quest.I like it.
>>19311460[X] Show her to class, skip out on art for 'not being inspired'.
>>19311460[X] Escort Kimi to her Cooking class, risk detention.We'll explain to our teacher that we were making sure a new student could find her classes, surely they wouldn't put us in detention for trying to make sure a new student didn't get lost.
>>19311460[X] Escort Kimi to her Cooking class, risk detention.
Uh, you still there Blue?
>>19311649I was about to ask if the mod that sets the quests to autosage went on a banning spree of quest runners, since LG was apparently not able to post, either.
>>19311656Man, if somebody runs around banning people for that, how the hell have I never been tagged?
You puff you chest up just a little bit. "Its a good thing I'm such a gentlemen. I'll show you to the wom-the cooking classroom." Not wanting to dig yourself into a hole before things even have a chance to go anywhere, you decide to dial back on your usual gender-roles commentary.She brightens instantly. "Thank you!" she says with a small bow, and you head off toward the cafeteria. On the way, you point out the library, the science labs, the administration offices, the detention wing, and the shop garage.When you arrive at the cooking classroom, she thanks you again and asks you to meet her at lunch to help her continue to familiarize herself with the school. Choosing to play the helpful gentleman part to the hilt, you agree to meet her in front of the cafeteria before lunch.As you head back to the art room, you think back on her smile, her shyness. Seems like even though she's moved around before, being thrust into a new environment is difficult for her, but that smile was so...so...warm...that you can't imagine her being sad over such a state of affairs, just flustered.You arrive at art 10 minutes late. Mr. Kztplystkin has not failed to notice your absence or your late arrival."Thank you for choosing to arrive on time Mr. Chambers." He says with his usual angry, unsubtle sarcasm.How reply?[ ]calm explanation, appeal to courtesy[ ]get defensive, so what if you showed up 10 friggen minutes late[ ]ignore him, it's not your fault he always wants to have his panties twisted in a knot.add a roll, 1d20, for your persuasiveness.
>>19311727>KztplystkinFor personal reference, how am I supposed to pronounce that?
sorry it takes me a while to get my posts done. not a very fast writer, typically, less so when coming up with story off the top of my head.
>>19311766S'all good.
>>19311748soft k-zit-PLIST-kin
[x]calm explanation, appeal to courtesy
rolled 11 = 11>>19311727[X]calm explanation, appeal to courtesy
>>19311797It's like it's written in an elder tongue.
>>19311819had a high school buddy named Krcma, polish or east european or something. principle of less vowels than syllables.I think I'm going to retire now. I leave it in your hands however you want to tie this off. you've got AC quest tomorrow and I'm busy friday night. you inclined to try this again saturday night?
>>19311868Sure? If that changes I'll mention it later.Later homes.
>>19311878peace bro. this has been interesting, and good writing practice for me.
rolled 2 = 2Explanation
rolled 18 = 18>>19311727[X]calm explanation, appeal to courtesySo, are high rolls good for one of you, and low for the other?
You gently raise your hands up. "Not my fault I ran into a new student who couldn't tell up from down.""Let me guess," he says, Was this new student female?""Yes.""Attractive?""Sure."He lets out a deep sigh. "You get one free pass. And only the one.""Thanks, Teach.""My name." He says in a pained voice, "is Kztplystkin.""I.... I have no idea how to pronounce that, and I just heard you say it."He take a deep breath and gestures for you to take your seat. "As I was saying to the rest of the class, we're now going to partner off and produce quick sketches for a warm up activity."You look around and consider your options.....>I'll pick it up right here in the next thread, which looks like Saturday.
>>19311964Nah, High always good.Anyway, vote it up if you like it, I'll see you gents later.
