WE ARE BUTLER, 100% PURE DAPPER AND SWAG.These are the on-going chronicles of SWAGZILLA, nothing will stop his conquest of all the bitches.>ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen%20quest/order/asc/-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-After the quick snack, the four of you walk to the other side of the huge room to look at the modified strikers.They sat there with some panels still waiting to be reattached, the control unit hooked up to a console of indeterminate function."Here you go. Fully tuned and roaring to go." Charlotte says proudly as she attaches the final panels."We're gonna need a larger space to test these though, So I suggest we head outside." she says, to which Rood and Ursula agree."How about we do it in the bottle again, Flying over water reduces the risks somewhat. and the controlled weather will be a boon for us." The sciency witch says."Yes. Let's do that." You tell her with a smile."Well, lets get you into these and head to your place then." Shirley says with a gleam in her eye."NOW TAKE THOSE PANTS OFF."[ ]take em off[ ]make them do the work>Apologies for being late.
>>19232448>being late>2012>ISHIGGYDIGGYHOLE>[X]take em off
rolled 9 = 9>>19232448[x] let em workmust be a game eh?
>>19232448Fuck yeah, late again! fucking zombies and tooth whitening kits.
rolled 42 = 42>>19232477idd. did the dentist had to pull like half your teeth or so
>>19232448Get it over with and do it ourself.
>>19232448[^]make them do the work
>>19232448Make em work for itWe all have more fun that way
>>19232487???
>>19232448My newest idea after healing blue beer hat:We buy a surplus of stripper pants. That way we can just tear them off with great ease.[x]Make them do the work.
"Wouldn't it make more sense to wait until we're there before I put the strikers on? It seems like they'd be very difficult to walk in."[x] Make them work for it.
rolled 48 = 48>>19232500he had to go to the dentistbut yeah +3 hours because of a dentist. sounds a bit long to me
[x]make them work for it.Play dense protagonist.
>>19232504Kraus can modify our clothes to be stripper pantsI do like this idea though Also healing blue beer hat is cool, maybe we will have to do drago as well
>>19232517The dentist was last night.
>>19232537And today because he had to get his sutures seen to
>I need a taco. But Icannot chew. Life ispain.This was by far my favorite of this round's tweets.>girls arehuge cuntrs. they should be made illegal or something. maybe put themina reserve and cordon themoff from mankind.Pic related.
rolled 31 = 31>>19232537and if you read twitter you'll see he had to go again 4 hours ago
>>19232517I know, i was saying i was late to first post because of zombies and teeth whitening strips. a zombie thread stopped me and my teeth whitening strips stuck my fingers together.
rolled 21 = 21>>19232560
>make em do the work."Eh...? Last time I tested these I did it with my pants on." you tell the bags of flesh collectively known as Shirley."NNNNNNope. I need to see how they'd work with full skin contact. TAKE EM OFF!" she tells you."Ursula...? Can't I keep them on?""Take them off, Hayate." she tells you as well."Eh." you back away as the Softness moves closer, her huge guns now in range.Shirley has her hands in front of them, groping at the air menacingly.You run for it.At least, that's what you tried to do, but Rood caught you easily in his massive arms."Behave like the good test-subject that you are and take your pants off." he tells you as he holds you up in the air.Shirley quickly strips you, an appreciative whistlercoming from her when she sees the orihalcum boxers you were wearing.And in no time at all, you were back in the resort in the Strikers, and Kraus installed in the control unit>>19232487wisdom tooth and the molar right next to it.sutures go busted up last night so i had to have it checked out again earlier.having someone poke around in your skull while half your face in numb is a sensation i will never get used to.
/tg/- dental hygiene central>>19232448[x]Take em off. "If you insist"
>>19232543>>19232555Yeah, I remembered that after I posted.
>>19232594Wisdom teeth are shitI had all four of mine surgically removed because they were all facing outwards horizontally and nearly gave me blood poisoningLuckily I had no twitter access at the time or I would of been treating people to a week worth of drugged up LG style rambling
>>19232587i see, you linked me so i was confused.
>>19232594Well, I guess you could put some tacos in a blender with some extra sauce and try to drink em'.Believe it or not, I've had "Meixcan" "food" that tasted like that.
>>19232635sucks mate.i had 2 removed but under normal drugging. so just a week with a big mouth
>>19232652and i thought you were meaning that lg was latewe both confused mate
>>19232656Well it wasn't too bad but I honestly don't remember a thing for a week following the operationWoke up to some interesting notes scribbled in my workpad that I am sure made perfect sense to me somehowThe most annoying part was finding out that my constant illness had actually been due to something very easy to sort out
Not only did my wisdom teeth grow in normally, they've never once pained me.The dentist gave me vicodin anyway. I'm not even sure he was licensed to give me vicodin, but I took them anyway and had a great time of it.
>>19232680Lucky, I didn't get any meds to take afterwards...though I think the method that was used to remove my wisdom teeth was different than normal. Rather than pulling them out, he cut a hole in my gums and then cut the tooth into sections and removed them like that.
>>19232711That sounds worse actually.
>>19232711he did that to here. also only ibuprofen as painkiller. better grade than normal drugstore grade though
As you stood there on the sand, With rood helping keep you upright, Ursula begins preparations for striker tests.Charlotte has borrowed one of the older pairs of strikers from Ursula, and is also standing by to support you in the air."Please start them up Hayate." Ursula says as she dons her own strikers.YOu easily activate the magic engines, the usual pair of bunny ears growing on your head as you did so.Shirley looks at these with a raised eyebrow."Bunny ears?" she asks"err... Some sort of subruoutine my Device hasnt been able to override." you tell her."I like them. We make a matching pair." she says as she activates her own magic and her bunny ears materialize."And you know what they say about rabbits..." she grins dangerously.Ursula coughs loudly, interrupting the Softness."Hayate, if you would please take-off. Shirley, please keep an eye on him and be ready to catch if needed.""Okay" booth of you answer.**ROLL FOR SIMPLE TAKE OFF**You must beat a 50
>>19232711That's what they do when they are harder to remove due to position or other factorsFor me they actually chiseled part of my jaw down to get at the roots then cut the teeth into quartersStill have a little dip where they took them out
rolled 28 = 28>>19232734rollin
rolled 65 = 65>>19232734oh god not agian
>>19232711I think that's how mine were removed too. My dentist never went into details about the process, but it seemed like a drill or something was being used on my teeth?A tiny shard of my lower right wisdom tooth was left behind in the gum, and it took a couple weeks for me to manage to finally rip the damn thing loose (kept trying to work at it with my tongue, didn't work. Tried my fingernails, didn't work. Eventually resorted to tweezers, which did work).Also, I think the dentist was careless somewhere with the numbing agent they applied, because the right side of my tongue was out of it for nearly a month. But I mentioned that part last thread.
rolled 60 = 60f
My lower wisdom teeth got removed, but my uppers came in just fine.I think the dentist just took my lower teeth to make money.
rolled 51 = 51>>19232758whelp gud nuff
rolled 76 = 76>>19232734We gonna get raped twice
rolled 86 = 86>>19232734Pfff. 50. (watch won't even beat it)
>>19232758Take off went smoothly. You slowly gained altitude as Shirley and Ursula monitored you from either side."Okay, so they can fly. Big surprise." Shirley comments as you stop at the top of the tower."I want you to open the throttle up. Then we'll see if they still have some kinks and timing problems.""eh? Don't I need to see if the controls work?""Controls look like they're doing fine." she tells you. "Just fly around the dome a couple of times build up speed... Or maybe you're scared of going fast?"Charlotte is taunting you, wat do?[ ]do some basic maneuvers first[ ]SPEED UP
rolled 13 = 13>>19232734rolling for critical failure.
rolled 35 = 35>>19232835[x]speed upnot like all basic stuf went meh last timeand this time we have backup from USS Softness
rolled 60 = 60>>19232835[VGS] GOTTA GO FAST
rolled 24 = 24>>19232835GOTTA GO FAST[x]speed up
>>19232835Check with Ursula mentally then go for it
>>19232835[x]speed up Gotta go fast. Gotta go fast. Gotta go faster. Faster, faster, faster ,faster, faster
>>19232835GOFAST
rolled 13 = 13Fine. Bunny Mode is for speed, anyways.
>>19232835If you ain't first yer last. I wanna go fast!
rolled 55 = 55Corkscrew around that cocky bitch.Bitches love corkscrew maneuvers.
>>19232835[x]SPEED UP
I'm sorry what did you say?[X]SPEED UP
rolled 23 = 23[x]speed upLets blast through with sonic speed!
>all these niggas rollin when not asked toDon't you guys know better by now?
rolled 16 = 16>>19232976[VGN]
>>19232976They've all been pretty bad, maybe this will clean out the dice pool some! And give us better rolls!
rolled 70 = 70>>19232999>/tg/ dice>not hating usyeah no
>gotta go fast'Is this okay?' you check in with Ursula first.'Go ahead Hayate, we have enough maneuverability data from the last flights.'Without waiting any longer, you gun the engines and leave the other two in in the dust."HOLYSHIT, THESE FUCKING THINGS GO FAST!" Kraus comments as you quickly zoom around the large tower supporting the house.The other two don't try to catch up and instead wait for your to come around fully before doing so."That the best you could do?" Shirley asks as she come abreast of you, "I could keep up with this on a broom. Come on. FASTER!"**ROLL FOR GO FAST**
rolled 79 = 79>>19233025You haven't seen anything yet Shirley!
rolled 12 = 12>>19233025[VGW]
rolled 60 = 60>>19233025Dragon Dragon, Rock the Dragon, Dragon Ball Z!
rolled 46 = 46>>19233025Hold on, let me fuck this up real quick...
rolled 74 = 74>>19233025not dying for once!
rolled 14 = 14>>19233025they see me rollin
rolled 89 = 89>>19233025Rolling to GO FASTA
rolled 41 = 41>>19233025SHAZBOT
rolled 47 = 47>>19233025MOAR SANICS
rolled 77 = 77>>19233025VTEC JUST KICKED IN YO!
rolled 38 = 38>>19233063NEEDS MORE TSUTSUTSUTSU
well at least we are safe.
rolled 67 = 67>>19233074forgot my nat100
rolled 74 = 74>>19233025May as well give 'em a throw.
rolled 35 = 35>>19233025time to channel our inner sonic the hedgehog and go FAST!!!!<< how much energy we should put in this thing
rolled 39 = 39try to keep up bitch
>Go fast achieved"Oh, can you now?" you ask her cockily"Of course I can, look, these things I'm using aren't even tuned for optimal performance and i can still keep up with you. Go faster granny.""Okay then." you channel more majaik into the strikers."FUCKING VTECH JUST KICKED IN YO!" Kraus yells as you shoot past Shirley at breakneck speed."ohohoho, That's what I'm talking about." she grins as she begins pursuit.Faster and faster, the two of you went around the tower, Ursula opting to just hover in place and monitor you as you went by with each lap.'Hayate, can you attempt some highspeed manuevers please.' Ursula mentally says.'Sure.' you reply.WAT DO?*add roll for skill*
rolled 65 = 65>>19233201barrels gonna barrel
rolled 73 = 73>>19233201INB4 50 BARREL ROLLS
rolled 38 = 38>>19233201Spins an' flips an' shit.
rolled 14 = 14Fuck barrel rolls, let's get our flash step on.
rolled 73 = 73>>19233201Tailslide
rolled 50 = 50>>19233201Rollan for Herbst maneuver
rolled 28 = 28>>19233201bouncing involves going fast right? let's bounce the softness, use our invisibility and smokescreen to set it up.
rolled 35 = 35>>19233201Bounce like Shirley's tits on a pogo stick.
rolled 85 = 85>>19233244Oh, my. This needs a better roll.
rolled 13 = 13tine for some finesse.Also if we had rolled like high 90's or even 100 would we have hit mach 1?
rolled 96 = 96Immelmann! Her higher center of gravity will be vulnerable to it!
rolled 95 = 95>>19233201let's try to make the sound barrier our bitch.
rolled 98 = 98>>19233244mothe fucking cobra into a barrel roll into>>19233244
>>19233268>>19233270Welp I think we are done
>>19233282>>19233287heh, guess not.Who knew butlers were masters at high speed air maneuvers?
>>19233268>>19233270Damn one more than me.
>>19233282fuck this computer, i cannot into typing
>96>95>98Try to keep up cannoness.
>>19233282>>19233270>>19233268Immelmann to cobra into a barrel roll then make the sound barrier our bitch?
rolled 5 = 5>>19233315swag the sound barriershe'll fall
>>19233315I like it!
rolled 12 = 12>>19233315Unleash our swag onto the very sound barrier. Make her melt.
>>19233305Here's a list of common words and phrases you can copy and paste so you don't have to actually use the keyboard.:CRAZY IVANBunnymodo.Rolling for HUE.Stick tongue in butt.Damnit Shiro.
>>19233327Why does it seem like we would do it if we tried
>>19233343MSQ in a nutshell.
>>19233343thank you based anon. i mean, CRAZY IVAN Stick tongue in butt Bunnymodo
>>19233315And not one of those pussyass aerlion rolls, either. Let's do that shit right.Immelmann to revers, watch softness follow, then to the barrel roll, come up over the top inverted and let her overshoot, and get on her tail. Then, when she inevitably maneuvers back into a firing position, pull out into a Pugachev to force her to overshoot again.No sense doing it if we don't have fun with it.
rolled 51 = 51>>19233343>Stick tongue in butt.I see what you did there.I'm okay with it, mind. Just want you know that I saw it.
>>19233385Kay.what did I inadvertently do?
>>19233385if only my computer didn't esplode and i had my reaction images, i have like 12 for that.
>>19233373we've got the rolls, we can rebuilt these suggestions.Longer, more thought out, better than they were before.
rolled 18 = 18>>19233413>not backing that shit upishygettydiggetylet it happen to my /o/ folder onceneva forgot
>>19233391Did the greentext not call it out sufficiently?Mainly that you included "Stick tongue in butt."
>>19233447the thing is the entire thing went tits up, every file was corrupted, then the fan broke at some point while trying to reboot (tried for 8 hours) and it basically esploded.
>>19233478T-that's it? I had assumed there was some hidden reference that I missed. Something more significant.
>>19233282You do continuous barrel rolls as you still pick up speed, Shirley falling behind the curvature of the tower.Continuing to rotate, you pull up and gain altitude, Shirley inadvertently flying right under you.With her in your sights far below, you dive."BEEP BEEP, I WILL FUCK YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!" Kraus screams as you careen out of the sky right at her.She turns to look at you, panicking when she thinks you will collide.You miss her by mere inches, a huge shit eating grin on your face. The turbulence from your flight shakes her and she's forced to stop in midair."YOU CRAZY BASTARD! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!" She screams as you continue downwards towards the beach.'Okay Hayate, I think that would be enough for now.' Ursula tells you as she flies down to join you, the Softness flying close behind her.-------------------------------back on the beach, Shirley angrily ditches her striker units and walks across the sand to you.Fuming, she grabs you by the collar and lifts you up."ARE YOU TRY TO KILL US? YOU CRAZY ASSHOLE! WHAT IF WE COLLIDED?!"Wat say?
>>19233529No, sorry.
rolled 64 = 64>>19233500and thats why i backup my pics at least to my thumb stick. also quite handy when on a different pc>captcha: ensublem somebigblackboxhow captcha HOOOOW
>>19233536[VGTG]"I went slow once and it was awful"Something like that.
rolled 65 = 65>>19233536>implying we would collidewe had it all under control
"My apologies miss, the request was for highspeed manoeuvres
>>19233529There's nothing more significant.But now we shall have to put our grand design on hold until either Nanoha gets back, or we secure more pint-sized goodness.>>19233536"Testing the striker's tolerances? I knew what I was doing, and even if there was a LIGHT impact, I could fix that in seconds with a potion."Polite, and slightly baffled at her outrage.
>>19233500>not having an external harddrive exclusively for backups that auto-updates every day while you sleep>not disconnected the external harddrive as soon as something goes wrong so that when the entire thing goes tits up you have all your files>not having a rare-earth magnet the size of your fist positioned precariously within reach the external for when the party van comes to ruin your life>not realizing the uselessness of the gesture because you already have a bodypillow of a loli waifu and three postersISHIGGIDYGIGGIDYDIGGIDYBIGGIDY
>>19233536Did we though?Trollface.jpg
>>19233574Luchinni is about still...
>>19233536"I'm sorry if I worried you Ms. Yaeger. Erica is really rubbing off on me of late.">mfw "BEEP BEEP, I WILL FUCK YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!"
Just shut up and kiss her already.
>>19233536"Please, Miss Yeager, I would never let that happen." Turn our head to look at Ursula and add, "I must say, these things are amazing."
>>19233536You did say I was going too slow, so I figured I should speed up
>>19233589We are waiting for that fruit to ripen.
>>19233536I could have sworn that these past few days you have been dying to "collide" with me
>>19233536"I... I don't know what came over me.... I suddenly felt this urge to wear aviators and fly a black widow, then I was grinning as I buzzed you! I'm scared Shirley"
>>19233536You know, I think that's the first time we've landed without crashing.Anyway, >>19233614This.
>>19233583well my files can all be found again. and i was gonna upgrade anyway. plus i don't really know computers too well other than a few choice subjects. my thing is guns.
>>19233612THIS
>>19233620>not knowing how to handle a computer>visiting 4chanyeah noon the otherhand enough of this stuff.let mcyeagertits be mad
>>19233536Oh shit, she's pissed. REFLEXIVE SWAGGING ACTIVATE."I am sorry for worrying you, Shirley. You of all people should know what adrenaline does to a person." Lightly lift our arms through hers and upwards, to break the hold. "Is there anything I could do to make up for my rash behavior?"
>>19233614We were possessed by the phantom of the great bounce lord? I like it.
We've got the glasses, don't we?Put em on. "Why miss Yeager, I thought you wanted me on top of you?"BE SNARKY AS HELL.
>>19233591Second. Let's stay calm and collected, and not be an obvious trolling asshole. We're NOT Pilot Young, for fuck's sake.
>>19233637like i said choice subjects. and the virus wasn't even me, i left to go to the store for 20 minutes and when i got back my brother got onto my personal computer and decided to "pirate" movies using get this:internet explorer.
>>19233536"I thought that's what you wanted?"
>>19233661Something tells me he just googled the words "pirate movies" at that.
>>19233612Oh god, that is great.Goddamnit, post.
>>19233536You have plenty of frontal impact resistance, I wasn't worried at all.
>>19233641I dont care what we do so long as it seems like fucks are things we don't give.Give her Flashbacks to the war.
>>19233661oh lolb-slapped the fuck out of him?>pic slightly related. bout the same level of int
>>19233677lol, i couldn't really do shit to him either because he is A) a minorB) autistici learned to logout and lock my doors though
>>19233713This is why I have a 23 character password just to get onto the computer.
>>19233661wow. i hope you got some kind of compensation, or shed some blood.
>>19233743Forgot my pic.
>>19233713I used to lock my computer but now since I live in a practically empty house ( 2 other people who work away ) I generally get to do whatever the fuck I want
>>1923374313key and debian on most of my pcs so they derp even before they try typing the password
"I could have sworn that these past few days you have been dying to "collide" with me" you tell her cheekily.She blushes, an unnatural response from her, and puts you down."That's not... I mean... BAH!" she stalks away across the sand again."Heh. You actually got the best of her." Ursula says as she walks up to you."I guess I did. By the way, these things are amazing." You tell her as you step out of the striker units and remove Kraus from the control unit."Thanks. I coudnt have gone this far without everyone's help." she tells you."So, when are they going into mass production?" you ask."Right after we compile all our data and have it reviewed by the higher ups. Then we'll see if they would approve further production.""Eh? Then these still aren't a sure thing?" you ask her"They never were. They were basically a testbed on ways to mix Witch and Bureau tek.""Then, I might never get a pair? I want one so bad too." you tell her."Don't worry Hayate, I'll still make sure you get one."She packs the strikers up and has Victor store them.She then tells you that she would be headed back with Rood to the lab to begin sifting through the data."Want me to come?" you ask her"I think you'll find most of what we'll be doing next extremely boring. Just enjoy the rest of day off Hayate." she says as she and Rood port out of the resort.WAT DO NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
So consensus is dapper with a slight trolling?
>>19233825Anyone for trying to create a new potion?
>>19233760Damn.Time to go change my passwords.
>>19233825therapy time?
>>19233825Visit Ryuu, learn more about potions and then try some more of our list of potions.I am thinking trying for an energy potion or chibi potion then another shot at gender swap would be good
>>19233846agreealso >go to ryuunot like we are in the same building
>>19233858Perfect, I've been missing Ryu on our latest job load.
I'll change my vote to lesson with RyuuTo do list: Continue work on original potions (BEARMODE, genderswap, Swag brew, Sexual Stamina, chibi, speed, melmo, invisibility, clones), read Alchemy book.Read the books Yuki gave us(Cyrano, Don Quixote, Shakespeare).Plan a day long event with one of the Bureau’s facilities at our disposal during a break period (Steampunk/Victorian London Murder Mystery, Warehouse 13/23/51, Alice in Wonderland).When the Doctor returns, ask for help tracking down Cogbeard the dorfen clockwork specialist, see what he knows about the PoP’s dagger(waiting to hear back from Dr. Jones about that).Cultivate Snowberry bushFurther lab investigation required, make sure Evangeline didn’t leave any unpleasant surprises.More training with Mike/RyuuPlot prank-revenge on Mike for the psychic paper.Further care packages for NanohaCourt MioTest Ursula’s strikersPrank the Gnomes
>>19233825Go to Ryuu's for another alchemy lesson.But once classes are over for the day, we need to work fast to invite our guests to the tea party tomorrow, and then go to therapy.
>>19233858We're home, now, but alchemy work sounds fine. We could also investigate our lab-space here more.
Didn't we ask Mio to come help us look through the floor to see what's down there?I just hope it isn't Demogorgon.
>>19233413http://www.mediafire.com/?31779sfg7hq66k5lil' headstart
>>19233825Pull up some naked pictures of the girls, masturbate in bed for a while.
>>19233889We talked to her about it, never set a time to do it.
I say we work on a sexual stamina potion.We may be needing it in the near future.
>>19233889We didn't specify a time. I suggest Wednesday in order to fully search the resort. We could also ask Lily for assistance, with her spatial awareness.
>>19233892God man, if we use it much more than we currently do it will probably fall offNot to mention the girls would probably be disappointed they didn't get to watch
>>19233914This. We need to please ALL the ladies.
>>19233945As if we can't alreadyA useful potion like reading speed, energy or a speed potion to give to our allies would be betterOr if we want to go the trolling route BEAR or gender swapStill want to bear whiskey the gnomes and slip the gender swap potion to Kenji and Keima and watch the results
>>19233892This would probably be involved in the making of>>19233914This.
>>19233972>stamina potion that uses our spunk as a catalystI hope not, because that'd mean drinking our own juice every time we wanted to pull an all-nighter. Yuck.
>lesson with Ryuu, Thinking that now would be the best time as any to check in with your alchemy mentor, your port out of the bottle.As you walk back to the R&D section, you can't help but feel like you've forgotten something.Shaking this out of your head, you step into Ryuu's bar as johnny opens the door for you."Welcome Hayate, What can I do for you today?" Your mentor asks from his usual place behind the bar.WAT SAY?
>>19233914How about just a stamina potion? That way we can use it elsewhere. Or atleast say the name out louid.
>>19233995What have we forgotten?"Hey Ryu I was wondering if you'd like to assist me with crafting a potion to increase my stamina for various purposes."
>>19233914A bit of healing potion, a bit of endurance potion, and a nutrion supplement (to make up of the lost fluid). If we do this right, this and water will all we will need to go all night long.
>>19233995Damnit, are we forgetting something?"Well, it just seemed like it's been a while since our last session, thought I'd drop by since I've got the day off from class."
>>19233995I was wondering if there was a more powerful healing potion you could teach me, the healing blue is great but I have noticed a few times when I needed too much to heal an injuryAlso I am growing that snowberry plant and I was wondering if there was a fertilizer potion I could use to make sure it grows well
>>19233995stamina potionor genderbender/lolibender
Is therapy supposed to be on Mondays?
Guys what if we rip off that Polyjuice potion from harry potter? We can fuck shit up with that!
>>19234041Not till after classes. Classes are still on going.
>>19233995Dammit, what did we forget?This is after lunch, and classes haven't ended for the day, Lo and the twin dolls are with Mandy taking care of the plants, Shirley went back with Ursula and Rood.I can't think of anything we've forgotten.
>>19234005>>19234008We have not yet hit a place where we needed more stamina, more majaik yes but physical exertion has been no biggie to us so farSeconding >>19234025 we need a new healing potion
>>19234025Second.We've been meaning to look into a stronger healing potion for a while now.
>>19234052Training with Mike and finding more rare plants for our garden were top of the listWe also had plans for searching the house and checking that shard out
>>19233995>potionMaybe see about making reverses of the potions we have that can be thrown at enemies. Ideally it'd be something we do when deploying it, rather than have to pre-make them as well. 'Wait, if this is anti-Drago, what did I just throw at that guy?' is a situation that I'd like to avoid.>forgettingSetting up for Perrine's party, asking someone about sending packages to Nanoha, plotting Mio's date, plotting Perrine's date, or something else?>>19234041After classes.
Stamina potion.Doesn't even need to be sexual. Long-term stamina is useful for ANY situation.
>>19234081We also need to check in with the Bureau's legal department to find loopholes in the Witch-Bureau Treaty to get Perrine off the hook without using the dishonorable discharge. We should do that right after this class with Ryuu.
We should ask Mio to spit in a potion some day so we can make a Potion of True Seeing.
>>19234083Where have we needed stamina at all?There is nothing that we haven't been able to do with ease so a stamina potion is a waste of timeIf we are getting a potion get something we have either had on the list for a while or something useful
>>19234135Mana potion maybe? We do run out at PLOT times, so maybe if we had some bottled we'd be better off.
>>19234099That too>>19234108or a potion of fearlessness
rolled 31 = 31Some kind of mana replenishment potion would be a good idea. In case we begin to run low on mana at any point.If they act as a battery then we could make some before we sleep then keep them on hand just in case.
>>19234025Thirding thisOr ask him how to make a Chibi potion
>>19234099Let's leave that to Mike for now. He did say he'd look into it.
>>19234150Already said to be extremely difficult to make, and magic items that act like batteries are rare and expensive, even for the Bureau's skewed sense of economic scale. And it's really only a battery, we have to pump the majaik in ourselves to be take out at a later date.
>>19234166When we go to spar with him we can ask him how it is going at least
was there something we were supposed to do with Jack?
"I was wondering if there was a more powerful healing potion you could teach me, the healing blue is great but I have noticed a few times when I needed too much to heal an injury" you tell him as you go to your customary stool."Ah yes, I see you've finally noticed the limits of what Healing Blue could do. Well then, there is a potion that works better then it, but it has certain... drawbacks."he pulls an earthenware jar out from under his bar.It looked old, very old."This is called Moonlight." He uncovers the jar revealing a softly glowing crystal clear liquid."It takes longer to prepare compared to Healing blue that only takes mere moments, and it has the nasty side effect of making the drinker... unruly for a few minutes after ingestion."He takes a wooden ladle and scoops some of it out into a shotglass."You have a gun right?" he asks you."Yeah, I have some pistols, and a shotgun." you tell him."Do you have them with you?""I have the pistols here." you pat your jacket where the two guns we're holstered out of sight."can I see one?" He asks"Sure."You take one of them out and hand it to him."is this loaded?""Yeah."He takes the safety off, points it at your chest and shoots you.
>>19234176... Huh.
>>19234176"You shot me!"
We should also find out how to make panacea one day>>19234174If you mean ask why there is suddenly a full set of trenches and gun emplacements then probablyAlso we were gonna ask Sousuke to go over the tank with us and make it work better
>>19234176He did this last time. Only with knife. And on himself.
>>19234176you bastard
>>19234176Well, Ryuu's always been one for object lessons. This really shouldn't come as a surprise, since he cut himself when showing us the Healing Blue.
>>19234176Well if the potion didn't make us unruly I think that his actions would
>>19234176...I see Ryuu is switching to the Ludvig Stahl method of "shoot first, see what happens, because SCIENCE!".
>>19234202Nah, he has done this to himself dozens of times. He is showing us the effects of it this time and handing us the memory necessary to make it
>>19234052>Shirley went back with Ursula and Rood.Wait... Did she?LG doesn't actually say she left with Ursula & Rood in >>19233825. She isn't actually mentioned after she drops us...
>>19234216She is lurking in our house... Watching... Waiting... Preparing to strike and rape us
[x]dieThat'll show him.
Good thing we never tried making explosive bullets after all.Would be quite messy and probably beyond any potions help
We are forgetting...THERAPY THERAPY THERAPY THERAPYTHERAPY THERAPY THERAPY THERAPYSERIOUSLY, it was on our calender till about 2 or 3 threads ago guys.
>>19234254Because it is TODAY after classesWe know it is coming up but we have more things to do that are more important at the moment
>>19234254For the third time, it's not till AFTER CLASS. We are still DURING CLASS.
>>19234254No we aren't, we're doing that AFTER classes end.
rolled 92 = 92>>19234254yes we'll need therapy after this
>>19234241We probably wouldn't die even if he killed us.
>>19234265We have bigger issues than being shot by our alchemy teacherThis is nothing by comparison
putting the still smoking gun down on the bar, he looks at you as you grab your chest.Blood seeps trough your fingers and stains your shirt.You feel no pain because of shock, but you're beginning to have difficulty in breathing."Right now, you have shattered rib and a blasted lung. The exit wound on your back is also causing you to bleed out swiftly." Ryu talks calmly as he pushes the shotglass towards you.Normally, for an injury this massive, you'd need to drink about 3 liters of healing blue, and still that won't mend your ribs and tissue that completely."Your hand shaking, you pick up the glass of Moonlight. "Drink it, come on." he goads you.YOu use the last strength left in you to bring the glass up to your lips.It tasted like a cold night.Like the taste of a stroll under the moonlight.As you swallow the meager amount of potion, you feel your limbs grow cold.And then you feel warmth, not uncomfortable warmth, just a soothing, lovely warmth.So lovely, so happy.Ryuu stands across the bar from you, butterflies flying around him."WHEE! FLUTTERBYS!" you say as you jump up from the stool and try to grab the beautiful creatures."Ah yes, here we go, the side effect I was talking about." He watches as you run around the room chasing after something only you can see."TAKE ME WITH YOU PRETTIES! I WANT TO FLY TOO!" you say as you flap your arms as you jump around the room.
>>19234176Oh boy! PTSD from that time we were a child soldier in Sierra Leone!
>>19234277Oh god it is like liquid ShirouThat must be why they keep his stupid ass around
rolled 31 = 31>>19234277aka its also a good partydrug?
>>19234277I hope Ryuu's planning to mop that blood up off the floor rather than make us do it.Although really that'd just be like a typical weekend in Isla Vista.
>>19234283Nah that's Sousuke in AfghanistanWe never actually were a child soldier since that implies fighting against something
>>19234277Fuck, it's Cowboy Bebop: The Movie all over again.
>>19234277That wasn't what I expected at all.
>>19234277I get the feeling LG is projecting his experiences of Dental painkillers into this potion.
>>19234291Johnny can deal with the clean up easily enough and probably already has
>>19234277Cool well at least when we have our random craving for doritos we have an item that lets us make any food we want.
Man, I want LG's painkillers.
We must never use this potion on Shirou. Or Erica.
CONTINUED 0700>stopping here for now.>if thread still hasnt autosaged when I get home, we continue here.>if it has, then I make a new one.
>>19234357If it's a matter of saving their lives, I think we can put up with it for a bit.
rolled 19 = 19>>19234368mfw that like 30 minutes before my Business economics exam
>>19234368But. . . . We were just getting high :(
>>19234338IS that what it's really like on pain meds after wisdom teeth dumbfuckery? Had mine out, took less than an hour, and I was back to normal next day. No pain, eating solid food, the works. No complications, never took any of the pain meds. I wasn't even groggy after I came out from under the anesthesia. Although it makes up for having that bracket that got embedded in the actual socket of my bottom right m2. That shit was all the way under my gums and down into my mandible, and it had to come out with just a local. And DAMN did that ever hurt. I think I understand why dental torture is specifically outlawed by the UN.
>yfw Mio saw that and stole a few bottles of said drink
>>19234393You are a lucky bastard in regards to your wisdom teeth.Anyway, I'm off, good luck while I'm not here.
>>19234293>>19234292Pic related?
rolled 12 = 12>>19234292also if we were a childsoldier we should have been more convenient with guns from the beginning. not just afte sousuke
>>19234406Tell that to my top left m2, or what's left of it. Had to do a root canal and replace most of it with dental porcelain since that m3 came in sideways and basically destroyed it.All said though, yeah, I was pretty lucky.
So whatever happened to all the awesome shit people used to post? Like the Drawfag and the MST guys?
>>19234504I think ADF mostly left because he fell out of love with the quest. I was like 90% of the MST stuff, and I'm busy with my own quest, and life at the moment.I mean, I pop in when I can, but I've got a 'to do' list the size of GOD, and it all needs to be done NOW. I'm really pushing it just keeping my quest alive.
>>19234504ADF still comes around but not as much since this has started to hit painful emotional buttons for him, like the one guy who had his family fucked up by carnies dressed in Alice in Wonderland costumes had to leave because our pushing of that theme brought up traumatic memories for him.
>>19234524What?
>>19234634/tg/
>>19234634Oh, the guy that had PTSD concerning Alice in Wonderland?It was in one of the earlier threads, when we got permission to plan an event using one of the Bureau's facilities. We were thinking about doing an Alice in Wonderland-themed party.But one guy said that he was out, because all of the Alice in Wonderland stuff brought up bad memories. If I remember correctly, when his family went to a carnival, they were beset by carnies dressed as Alice in Wonderland characters. His sister nearly got raped, his dad was mugged, and his uncle was hit over the head and fell into a coma from which he hasn't woken up.
>>19234646And my faith in humanity takes another blow. I don't know why, but since 2012 started I have read and seen so many things online that have hit me right in balls and the emotions. Now I can't even look at my own family without my mind filling with worse case scenarios.At least the girl wasn't raped, but still.
>>19234723>At least the girl wasn't raped, but still.You must've read it on a PG-13 site, she was.
>>19235203>His sister nearly got rapedImplies almost, but ultimately wasn't.Not to say it wouldn't be traumatic as hell, but the wording implies a very specific distinction.
>>19235310>Implying Implications
>>19235323>>19235310>>19235203Hey hey, before this goes any further, though I really hate even thinking about this shit, my sister never got raped. Yeah it was a near miss, with the ripped cloths and the harmful intent, but the actual act itself never occurred, I was able to do THAT much.Now I'd appreciate if we stopped talking about this shit, I specifically avoided bringing this up ever, because I don't like talking about it, or hearing it talked about.I only ever even brought it up because somebody asked me a direct question on the topic ONCE.
>>19235339Sperglods gonna sperg.
A few minutes later, you are sitting back on the stool.The pool of blood that was under it had been cleaned by Johnny quickly, leaving not a trace behind."What the fuck happened?" you ask Ryuu as you vaguely remember flapping your arms and fighting a giant bee."You experienced the side effects of the potion." he tells you as he hands you back your pistol."You shot me.""Yes, yes I did. And now you have the necessary memories you'd need to attempt recreating this potion.""yeah... still. you shot me.""Hayate, you knew I won't let you die right?""yeah... but you could have warned me.""But then that memory of panic, of having your life slip away woudn't be as pure as it was. I apologize Hayate, but it was for the best."He places a hand on your shoulder as he says this."So, want to learn how to make Moonlight?"[ ]Yes[ ]Yes, but you still SHOT ME.[ ]I don't know, you did shoot me...
>>19235449Ok but you shot me
>>19235449[] Might as well since I've already been shot.
>>19235449[X]Yesand contemplate adding Ryuu to Mike's punishment.
>>19235488Nah what mike did was far worse
"You shot me.""You shot me!"
>>19235449Yes but you SHOT me
>>19235449"Yes, and I suppose you did need to shoot me. Keep in mind, though, that stuff like that brings back... Things I want to be over already."
>>19235568Pretty sure we never got shot in our original canon
>>19235581We have the backstory of doom. We've done some shit and done some shit in this canon. One of which was a nice camping trip in freaking Aokigahara.
>>19235599But it is probably not including being shot since it is mostly in Japan and mostly humorously depressing
>>19235674I could imagine Hayate's impromptu survival skills coming from our parents selling us out to join a Battle Royale-esque competition, where despite our efforts to befriend everyone, watch all of our friends shot down with us unable to help due to a bullet in our leg or something like that.
"okay... But still, you SHOT me.""I know, and I am sorry. I'll try and make it up to you." he says as he pulls out some supplies.On the bar was some honey, another earthenware pot, a sprig of mint, a saltshaker, a large egg, an egg beater, and some water."This potion isnt an instant one like most of the others I've shown you. It needs to be aged to be effective. For now I'll show you how to prepare the mixture itself.""First, in the earthenware pot, mix the honey, the egg, some salt and garnish it with some mint." he explains as he does the motions like he was on some sort of cooking show."Then, you put it on the fire and wait for the egg to cook. Once that is done, you pull it off the heat and allow it to cool in the air."As the pot sits there cooling, he explains the process further."As you do all of this, you must continuously channel majaik focused using the memory of despair, the feeling of fearing for your life."The pot cools, the weird dish of egg and honey now at room temperature."When the egg has cooled down, fill the pot with water. while still allowing the memories to be channeled into it from your heart."He takes a wooden lid, one that was made for the pot and covers it."Cover it tightly so no further light will touch it.. And then you cure it."
>>19235449Yes, but you STILL SHOOT ME
he puts the pot aside."To cure it, you must expose it to 3 hours of moonlight every night for 3 consecutive nights. If possible, try and make one of those evenings a full moon for optimal effectiveness. No other light must touch the mixture other than moonlight. If sunlight, or artificial light gets to it, then it would be ruined."he tells you as he again places an empty pot on the bar and another egg."Now, how about you give it a try?"**ROLL FOR POTIONWORKS**>brb feeding the dog
rolled 53 = 53As an aside, what ever happened to those Advice Hayate posters? I haven't seen any for a good many threads now.>>19235488Going with this.
rolled 26 = 26>>19235712Focus on it and our feelings.Recall the fear that it was coming to an end and alchemist the shit out of it>>19235715I think they were mostly done by AC guy. I don't remember the URL for it or I would try make some
rolled 61 = 61>>19235712Rolling for potionswagging.Also, could we play some jazz to the potion while it's bathing in the moonlight? Providing we get a saxophone, our apparent musicamajaik skills might help it.>>19235715Maker of Advice Hayate here, I'll do a few if you want. Here's the template if you wanna make your own.
>>19235712I know it's a little early to add Amanda, but fuck it, it's going to happen.
rolled 89 = 89>>19235712make us proud, dice.
rolled 36 = 36>>19235712Here's for now failure.
>>19235768Nice work. Reminds me of other dice seeds...
rolled 3 = 3>>19235760UndoubtedlyAlso we need to get back to swagging/trolling Keima until he breaks down and breaks our door down with a gender swap potion
>>19235784one of my rare high rolls. and i've been rolling mostly mediocre recently.the 1s are getting ready to bite me in the ass, i'll wager.
rolled 73 = 73>>19235803Fuck lost the endGender swap potion in hand
>>19235803I'd rather not. There's already so much on our plate, that I'd much rather do other things.
>>19235803Too right.
>>19235822Hey, just because you only want to work a few jobs at the moment, doesn't mean you can't get the resume out anyway.
rolled 83 = 83>>19235822Yeah I would agree but trolling him into questioning his sexuality really was one of my favourites in the earlier threads.
>>19235846Yeah, it was funny for me too. Until the guy's night out party.That's when it no longer became a game, what we were doing to him.
>>19235846The way I see it, there is a few ways the Keima situation can go down.We continue to troll him: He either tries to rape us in goddess mode or breaks down crying, at which point we would have to comfort him (not in that way (or maybe)).We be kind to him: He continues to tsun, becoming more and more distant to try and stop himself from liking us.We leave him alone: He either begins to cut off our ties or becomes depressed from lack of our attention.Front him about it: Possibly tearful scene, followed by potential family member.In any case, leaving him alone won't work.
>>19235784You did as Ryuu did, and followed his example step for step.As you went through the motions of crafting the physical mixture, you also focused your majaik using the cold you felt when you had your life-blood drain away.Earth, fire, wind, water and heart. These acted upon the potion, imbuing it with its majaikal properties.Quickly, it was done, and you feel it change, but it wasn't as apparent as when you made some of your most simpler mixtures, it felt like a tiny prickling of your skin.You seal the jar with a lid much like the other one and set it aside."Great. YOu did great Hayate." Ryu comments as he lays a hand on the jar."Now you just need to cure it and test it.""Thanks." you tell him as you move to the side to give him some more space.The two of you begin clearing the bar, leaving only the two earthen pots on it."So tell me Hayate, is there anything else you'd like me to do for you?"WAT SAY?**ADD A ROLL**
rolled 57 = 57>>19235912"I was thinking about a starting up a small potion-making business for the students. Packages of Drago, Slider, Rebounder, and Molotov for maybe a Gupta or two. "What do you think?"
rolled 11 = 11>>19235912Fuck I dunno. Bring him in on the Mike prank thing?
rolled 92 = 92>>19235912Can you tell me the theory behind your wild horse potion? It still interests me because I can see that it is levels of complexity higher than anything elseI know I managed to make it happen for a short period of time but I am pretty sure that was a fluke and didn't work anywhere near as properly as yours does
>>19235912"Have you got anything for increasing stamina? I want to help people more than my body is capable of, I think.">>19235933Hold on, don't you remember our mantra from our first manly picnic? "WE ARE BUTLER, WE LIVE TO SERVE TEA AND GET LAID, NOT GET PAID."Besides, it costs us barely anything.
>>19235948The potion business has been talked about for nearly 30 threads by now, if not more. You're way too late to be complaining about that now.
>>19235961I know, but I'd rather have a good charity sort of thing with the potions. However, I would support it if we only sell the potions at cost. That way, we can indefinitely do it. We get enough money from the Bereau anyway.
>>19235948Yeah the potion business idea came as a way to help make payments on our house.We wouldn't be charging tonnes for them but enough to cover our costs and make some side cash
The Bureau already payes us pretty hefty sums though. I mean when we were in basic weren't we getting paid like 16-25 guptas a week? Sounds just like plain old greed to me.
>>19236016We get 50 a week actually.
Speaking of which LG what are our current funds anyway?
>>19236016It was for when we planned to pay for the house on our ownMeaning we would have 5 guptas a week left overNow it is less necessary but covering costs would still be nice
>>19235943"Can you tell me the theory behind your wild horse potion? It still interests me because I can see that it is levels of complexity higher than anything else." you ask him."I know I managed to make it happen for a short period of time but I am pretty sure that was a fluke and didn't work anywhere near as properly as yours does"His eyes lock with yours, a long moment passes with the two of you saying nothing."Well, let me ask you this first. What do you intend to do with it once you've learned it?"WAT SAY?>>19236026You are at 167guptas. [yonks not counted as usual]
>>19236046Match his gaze. "Honestly? ...Well, there are some people -no names, of course- that I think want to be in my family. However, I think that the fact that they are male is making them freak out. I... I just want them to have the option of switching, should it make them more comfortable with their feelings. I don't want anyone to suffer because of me."(Also, have a picture.)
>>19236046I see it less as something to use often even thought it might be very useful when needed but I think it is more that I would understand alchemy a lot better if I understood itI can make simple potions easily enough and even create my own simple potions but things like that are years beyond what I can understand currently and I feel like it is a very big wall in my understanding alchemy betterIt would also be useful in an infiltration situation because I could alter my and my teams appearance greatly with it
>>19236046"Try it out, to test the effectiveness of my version against yours. "But after that? Nothing, really. Maybe analyze some of its properties and cross-reference it with pure snowberries and my first abortive attempt at it to see if I can find the root cause of Shirou's transformations."
>>19236046Well to be honest, I once entertained the idea of using it to prank on of my colleagues, but due to . . . certain concerns, I realized that was a grave mistake. Now, I'm only interested due to curiosity.Maybe seeing things from the point of a girl would help me think of things in another light.>And yes, the reason why I have become rare here is because of certain emotional memories. I rather not talk about it. But I'll still be here for requests, like that colored Mandy thing yesterday. Just more rarely
>>19236074>I don't want anyone to suffer because of meThen you shouldn't go around trying to seduce them.
>>19236083That's k ADF thanks for still stopping by despite that>>19236046Well stupidly trying to copy it to prank my friends is what got me interested in alchemy but just the sheer difference in it from something like drago astound me.Also I was hoping if I understood what I did wrong to start with I might be able to help control the side effects that popped up on my friend that I tested it on because I feel somewhat bad about how that ended up
>>19236092We're not trying to seduce anyone, we're just trying to be nice to him and maybe tease him a little because he's just so uptight all the time.
>>19236083We're here if you want someone to talk about it. In any case, we're grateful for your drawings.
>>19236110>We're here if you want someone to talk about it.Hahaha that's such a bad idea.
A post to remember her, gents.
>>19236106Every time Keima tries to get to a safe distance, people always push to get close to him again. You don't leave him alone, you don't give him the space he obviously wants, how is that different from trying to seduce him?
>>19236118I meant talk to about it. Damnit.
>>19236118>>19236124But still, I appreciate the idea. Its the thought that counts. Thank you for the offer
>>19236121Yeah, I remember. I'm hoping that our Wednesday treasure-hunting excursion and getting our data manipulation abilities tested will give us some better leads. In the latter, I'm hoping for a way to make our majaik use more efficient, or ways to increase our majaik pool.
>>19236122How about because every time someone wants to get close to him, he isolates himself because he doesn't want to risk getting hurt?We aren't going to rape him or anything. Hayate simply wants to like everyone, and have them like him back.
>>19236133It... It wasn't something we brought up, was it?
>>19236145A bit, yeahId really not talk about it. Please
>>19236154On to happier topics:Were you able to draw Jack into the Staff Photo?Do you need reference pics?
>>19236168Ah yes, I was, I think I know where to put him.Refs would be very much appreciated.
>>19236181
>>19236220Thanks kind anonMost appreciated
>>19236181>>19236241But wait, there's more!
>>19236241
rolled 21 = 21"Well to be honest, I once entertained the idea of using it to prank on of my colleagues, but due to . . . certain concerns, I realized that was a grave mistake. Now, I'm only interested due to curiosity." you tell him in all honsety."Maybe seeing things from the point of a girl would help me think of things in another light.""And those things would be?" he asks"Well, I dunno. Girl stuff, You know how I have a lot of girlfriends right?""Haha Yeah, I've noticed." He chuckles"Well, maybe if i knew what what it was like to be one of them, then I could understand things better, and be a better companion for them."He picks his ever present rag up and begins wiping the pristine bar."and I also wanted to see, if an advanced potion like that could be used as a base of sorts for some more advanced potions of my own.""Hmnnn....">rollang
>>19236258I could just imagine Hayate accidentally creating a 'swag catalyst', which turns any nonsentient thing into a girl.
>>19236241Though the gun on this looks a little too modern.
>>19236244>>19236253>>19236294Thanks a lot mate. I'll make good use of em
>>19236241Now that we've gotten generic Krieger pictures out of the way...
>>19236305You're welcome!
rolled 59 = 59>>19236258i obey.
rolled 76 = 76>>19236258Rolling rolling, rollroll!
rolled 27 = 27>>19236258Dont fail me now dice
>>19236258>21Welp, it looks like Ryuu saw straight through Hayate and saw those of us that want to abuse the gender-swap potion.
>>19236383Maybe, maybe notHe might have a different reason and he might just say he isn't ready to learn it yet
>>19236383Or that could be Ryuu's sense motive roll...
Did we kill LG?
>>19236258"How about this. We'll see how well this batch of Moonlight came out, and when i think you're ready for it, then maybe I'll tell you about the Wild Horse."He says as he pats one of the jars."Okay then Ryu. As much As I'd like to know more about that particular potion, I guess you are right.""You have much to learn young padawan." he says with a chuckle.He slides your jar to you, meaning that you should take it with you, and says "Now, how about I teach you another cocktail?"--------------------------------------------------------You left Ryuu's bar a quarter of an hour later with the clay pot in hand, and a new cocktail recipe on your mind.It should be around the time that classes would be dismissed, the girls headed home any time soon.WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?[ ]head home[ ]go to ________
>>19236486Go to mikeTrain some more
>>19236486Take the Pot home and secure it so that no-one inadvertantly opens or drinks it.Put a "Do not open" Seal or tape over the lid if possible.
>>19236486[x]go to Mike.We've got stuff to do, like making an appointment for our data manipulation, asking him about any progress with Legal, and asking about his cloning technique.Also, now is a good time to send out those invitations:Charlotte, Lily, Yuki, Shinku.
>>19236529And spar with him, we haven't don't that in ages so we don't want to get rusty
>>19236486>It should be around the time that classes would be dismissedWiat, shouldnt we be heading to ol Shinji for therapy?
>>19236511this, then head to Dr. Ikari's office.we gots ghost stories and anxieties to tell him about.
>>19236486Therapy, after we take the pot home and put it in our potions lab.
>>19236486Isn't it therapy time? We need to go do that.
>>19236537That's true, I thought that the therapy session was a little later, though.So let's do that therapy session, then we can do everything else on our to-do for the day.
>>19236537That's a little laterThis is just after classesShinji is like an hour after classes
> go to Mike'Hey Mike, are you free?' you ask your handler, CQC instructor, father figure and friend.'Hmmmn? Yeah. I'm in my office. What's this about?''Well I was thinking of getting some sparring in.''Oh. Well, pop-on over. I'll be getting ready.' he answers you.And so, you walked across the quad and in to Admin to Mike's office.------------------------------------------------------------You push the door open to find him sitting in his large leather chair smoking another one of those strong cigars he never seems to run out of."So, kid. Ready to take our matches up another notch?"
>>19236537Your therapy is at 6. it almost always is.You have about an hour and a half
>>19236595"Sure Mike. I was hoping to learn that cloning technique you do."
NEXT TIME ON MSQ: Monkey See, Monkey Do.New thread at 0700 4chan time>Can't do the 2200, clan barbecue/get together
>>19236616So quite relieved you dodged handing us the gender swap potion again LG?
>>19236616Alright, LG, see you tomorrow.
>>19236595"You bet your hairy ass I'm ready."
stupid exam missed thread
So given the effect of moonlightIf we feed it to Shirou will it even have any side effects?
>>19237269The honey in it might turn him into Illya.Otherwise, SCIENCE?
>>19237291I think that we should avoid giving it to Shirou otherwise we maybe ended with green and angry Hulkshirou...
>>19237291It can't be that sweet. It's supposed to be an "overdose" effect that turns him into Illya.>>19237560If he was to be wounded badly enough, and we needed him functional, we won't have much choice. We haven't actually tried any of our potions on him since we tried to have Kraus duplicate the Wild Horse potion, we don't know if a properly prepared potion would have any unintended reactions.
>Quest keeps starting at either 10pm or 4am here>Miss the last half due to needing to work in the mornings or miss the whole thing>Feels bad, manSpecifically, feels like I've read more of this quest on the archives than while it's been going on.
>>19238105Well as much as I would like to help more all I can say is leave any good ideas you want to get worked in here and I will try and slip them in here or there
>>19237764Then maybe we should try our potions on Shirou to see if the potion are reacted diffirenly on him. But we need somebody who could supervise our testing, example like Ryuu or Dr McNinja.
>>19238382Probably not a bad idea.
>>19238528Probably a very good ideaIt might help us figure out how to control Shirou's transformations more consistently rather than just controlling how much sugar he gets or slapping him
Understatement, motherfucker, do you speak it?
>>19238611Obviously not
>>19238814It's okay, I won't hold it against you.
>>19238949There are many numerous better things to hold against me anywayLike half the bad ideas and about a quarter of the bad rolls in MSQ
